Inlander 5/30/2013

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Jeers

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Beautify At Home To car driving east on I-90 on 5/21/13: you almost killed somebody! Why? Because you were too busy driving hands-free so you could backcomb your pretty blonde hair. Your car should not be a place where you beautify yourself. Yes, that refers to you ladies whom also believe driving and mascara application go hand-in-hand. You are not only putting your life in danger, but the lives of others. Save your grooming for where it belongs - at home.

kids. There was nothing disgusting about the original jeer. To the second person, you are an idiot too. You’re breeding intolerance by encouraging Christians not to associate with Atheists. I’m an Atheist but I have Christian friends and family members. We all get along perfectly well. Atheists don’t want to turn you away from the church, if anything it’s exactly the opposite. We encounter missionaries and proselytizers regularly. There’s practically bible prints on my front door from the thumpers. Like the saying goes, “religion is like a penis, it’s fine to have one but please don’t wave it around in public.

are limitless. We’ve got to be reaching higher with our fantasies.

Main Street Pet Owners The Main street neighborhood between Division and Browne is an amazing block filled with great non-profits and local businesses. However we must send a big jeers to the pet owners who allow their dogs to crap wherever they please and don’t bother to clean it up. The parking lot between the Main Market and Boots is literally a crap yard for their dogs not to mention the sidewalk now! Who wants to come down here and shop when they have to walk around dog crap on the sidewalks! Dear Main street pet owners, clean up after your dogs! People like you give pet owners a bad name and you hurt the image of our beautiful block! Crowded Isles Why doesn’t anyone know how to walk in a store anymore!? Every time I go grocery shopping I get stuck in an isle full of people who can’t seem to tell left from right! And when I ask politely to get by I get a snotty response and a dirty look. And also, please stop parking your carts right in the middle of the path! I would like to get in and out just once without someone making it an absolute hassle. Please, have some respect for the other shoppers!

Lack of Compassion To the hotel for not allowing a homeless family of four to get just one good night of sleep off of Spokane’s streets because you said you were out of double rooms, and it was against policy to let two young parents with a two-year-old and a four-yearold sleep in a single room, even though I offered to pay for a double regardless to the fact that you didn’t have one available. I told you the kids were both sleeping all stacked up in a baby stroller, and the mom was crying. You said you didn’t care. And jeers to Spokane and its surrounding churches for not having even one single shelter for families who are down on their luck.

RE: Matthew 7:6 RE: Matthew 7:6, one must be cautious while trying to support someone’s christian beliefs so as not to paint yourself as myopic and judgemental, which you did quite well. Suggesting that these people should avoid atheists and free-thinkers is completely absurd... isolating yourself from any and all diversity promotes ignorance and Be Respectful To people whom bigotry. You don’t “know” anything show up late to appointments and more than anyone else. You believe then yell at the reception staff. I did that you do, but you can’t get any not make you late. Nor do I set the closer to the truth than those that rules. Learn to be on time or at least believe in other religions or those when you are late be angry at your that believe in none at all. Your lack of time managment, not the dogma is little more than a series of friendly staff that makes 2 dollars interpretations of an outdated text that mostly serve to support what over minimum wage! the believer wants to believe and not necessarily what was actually RE: RE: Dear Wonderful Friends said. I’m sure you wrote this letter This is directed toward the two with the intent of supporting other people who wrote jeers in response christians, but all you’ve managed to the original jeer entitled “Dear to do is represent the darker, Wonderful Friends.” To the first dumber side of organized religion. person, you claim to be a fellow non-believer who is disgusted by this “holier-than-thou” sort of Have Some Imagination Spokane Atheism. However, I am convinced The Inlander recently asked “if you that you are actually a Christian could have one band, living or dead, trying to make Atheists look bad. come play in Spokane, who would it Nice try! No Atheist would be be?” Everyone picked artists that are disgusted by parents expressing currently alive, active, and touring. their concern over Christians Have some imagination, people! attempting to brainwash their own You have decades of amazing musicians who B E T S are no longer A I S E S I O L E I A I M with us to pick C D S from. How about R I D S O F T T O O D E N Frank Sinatra, E A S T O F E T S T P A Led Zeppelin, O R C A U C E R N E and Run-DMC L O R T S M A E do a I C A U R A L

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To My Ex Today is the day that I had the courage to write this. It took a whole year but time heals wounds. You were the first man I loved. You were the first person I opened my innocent heart to, and when you broke up with me in that one, cold text you took some of my innocence and left me with a pain I never knew existed. Don’t it always seem to go that you don’t know what you’ve got til it’s gone? When your dark eyes looked into mine and you said you loved me, I believed you. But though I now feel it was a lie, I know you were never out to hurt me. You deserve to find true love even if you are only using women these days. I hope I’ll run into you years from now, and see you happy with a family and know that you came back around. And I am a stronger woman because of you. Someone once said, fall down seven times, stand up eight. I’m standing again and I am ready to forgive you. love, E

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Could It Be? Is this the female I gave three chances to and screwed them up royally? The one who thought ripping hearts apart was fun and s#!t on the nice guys? I have been wondering for the past 6 months but no one puts in details. So there’s 5000 people wondering every week and no one can confirm. Details people, details. And to the person who jeered the Jeers - people need to be held accountable for their actions. Be a true friend and help change peoples flaws. Don’t whine about whinning. Its pointless like your jeer. AA Girls and Boys Jeers to City Council Candidate Mark Hamilton for calling Councilmember Amber Waldref a nice “girl”. She is no more a “girl” than any of the male Councilmembers are “boys.” Ben Stuckart a “boy”? Or Mayor David Condon - both of whom are close to Amber in age. Oh, and you may think that she is too narrowly focused on her neighborhood instead of the whole district or city, but at least there aren’t any concerns about her living in the district she serves. Birthday Celebration I was celebrating my birthday with a few friends. My male friend ordered me my first birthday drink (and only one at your bar)...a shot of patron. You, the male bartender (busy as you were) forgot to give me a lime.. or salt.. so we waited...for a long while while you continued to serve other customers. I got impatient because we were missing the show so I told my friend to just snag a cup and scoop out a few limes since they were in arm reach. You then persisted to scream at my friend. Honestly... if you weren’t a crappy bartender he wouldn’t have had to reach across to grab them in the first place. I’m not sure where you learned to bartend (probably that crap hole bar) but when someone buys a shot of tequila lime and salt come with them fyi. Thanks for being rude and putting a damper on my celebration. I’ve had numerous encounters like this at your venue and it’s really disappointing. If your bartenders can’t deal with a high volume bar with a happy upbeat attitude... do us a favor and fire them and hire good help! We are there to have a good time and their attitudes always kill the good vibes!

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