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Stallone flexes his action muscles again, but that doesn’t save Bullet to the Head By MaryAnn Johanson
“W
e gonna fight or do you plan on law enforcement officer ever, between his comboring me to death?” Sylvester plete willingness to participate in violent felonies Stallone mumbles to the bad guy and his penchant for referring to himself as “Tayjust before their final climactic fight. Too late! lor” when talking to his cop colleagues on the Bullet to the Head has long since put a bullet of phone: “Hey, it’s Taylor,” he says when calling boredom in your head. into his department, as if he’s calling his mom. How does a legendary director such as WalFrom, ahem, Taylor’s on-the-spot psychoter Hill make a movie this analysis of Bonomo as a guy with a shockingly inept? This is daddy-inferiority complex, to StalBULLET TO THE HEAD damn near the most unlone’s extruded-plastic demeanor Rated R watchable movie I’ve seen to the laughable narration to the Directed by Walter Hill that hasn’t gone straight unbelievably stilted acting from evStarring Sylvester Stallone, Christian Slater to DVD or late-night eryone — except, perhaps, the always cable. It’s barely even a reliable Christian Slater as a bad movie, in fact — it’s more like a meat brawl, just bad guy — to the charisma-free cast (including, dozens of anonymous beefy lunkheads beating alas, Slater) to the — holy crap — trying-on-funnyup one another or, more often, shooting one anhats montage, this should be laughable. For this other in almost random sprays of blood and bulis a movie that wants to be hardboiled but more lets. And it’s no better, frankly, when the movie sorta of soft-shelled. And yet it’s snooze-inducing. attempts to un-anonymize the lunkheads, because Hill’s last work was the marvelous TV westwe are offered no reason to care what happens ern Broken Trail, which was as sensitive as it to the several cartoonish characters heading up was brutal, so we know he’s capable of better. what passes for the plot. Stallone knows how to be an appealing lunkhead Stallone, as hired killer James Bonomo, is the — see: Rocky and the more recent Rocky Balboa. We good guy here whose Golden Rule is “no womcan’t even blame Bullet’s provenance as a comic en, no children,” so he’s a nice, honorable hired book movie (this is based on the graphic novel killer, you see. He’s been double-crossed on his Du plomb dans la tête by Alexis Nolent) because latest job, and on the way to getting revenge there have been too many good movies based on he runs across cop-out-of-water Taylor Kwon too many good comic books. So what the hell (Sung Kang), who I’m pretty sure is the worst happened? n
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