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Do you speak the slanguage of Beijing bars & clubs? look up:
fuwuyuan’r
Jonathan White
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(also FUYU-ENNNNNNNNNNNNN) Recently-arrived sexpat slang for a girl you’d like to date.
BARS & CLUBS
Jake: Hey, Fuwuyuan’r, what’s your name? Fuwuyuan’r: Ethel Jake: That’s nearly as pretty as your teeth. What time do you finish? WIN A MUG! CLICK HERE
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all-you-can-drink backshots baijiu kiss Beijing Boyce bouncers bubblewrap handbag dive bar erguotouteng get Boyced going local Happy Hour Irish bar Ladies’ Night ladybar street LAN bathroom job leaving party ‘litun longneckers Luga’s Village Maggie’s hot dog martini (mango) men’s night mixologist Olympics hangover opening party pink RMB Rickshaw pub crawl Sanlitun bra street sexpat Sunday club table service The Flower Woman
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Russian roulette for the liver. Often performed in dive bars. Bro: Dude, the all-you-can-drink here is only sixty-kuai. Dude: Bro, that’s not going to help your jaundice.
by averagezhou
Sports fan T-shirt (RMB 80)
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5-kuai beer
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An offer that’s too good to be true. Its possibility is seen as non-existent. Steve: This girl just told me she’s taking me home. Right. Now. Jeff: That’s some 5-kuai beer talk, buster.
by yibaqi
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DJ
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Shunyi T-shirt (RMB 80)
Anyone who knows how to use iTunes. Morrissey: Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ …
by postieB
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soft opening
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Not ready to open but more than willing to take your money. Patron: Hey, bossman. I just paid 80 kuai for this drink and there’s a hole in the bottom of the glass. Bossman: Regrettably, sir, there’s nothing I can do. It’s a soft opening.
by BrianEunuch2
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chuan’r
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A tasty street snack. Accounts for many missing pets. Boy: I lost my pet rat, can you help me look? Girl: No point. It’s probably chuan’r by now.
by jingthing www.thebeijinger.com
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Ayi T-shirt (RMB 80)
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