Issue 6
kind of thing usually get people’s backs up. Unfortunately, most of the villagers are just poor weak saps who probably deserve everything they get, but there are three people who have actually grown a spine and decide to do something more than writing angry letters to the village newsletter. Hardly the most elegant flying kick. First up is Ax the Butler. I mean Ax Battler. Who uses a sword, not an ax(e). He’s pretty much out for revenge for the death of his mother. He also likes to dress in blue and can use his magical powers to cause earthquakes.
Next is Tyris Flirt. I mean Tyris Flare. She doesn’t wear much at all which acts as a good distraction strategy, because while you’re staring at her impressive thighs, she’s busy raining fire down on you and summoning dragons. Both her parents were killed by Death Adder, which must make her twice as mad as Ax.
Ax sits down for a bit of a rest and a chat with the local skeleton.
Gillius Thunderhead is our final hero. He’s a beardy dwarf type and he actually does carry an axe. He’s also got a strop on with Death Adder, When in doubt, putting the boot in is always a good fallback. 13