The Pitch: March 28, 2013
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Jackson and Hammet, both thin, energetic Destin, Florida, natives, have set out to make the Orleans Street house the latest outpost of Planting LOGT Peace, the nonpro t that P E R O M INE A Jackson founded. The ONL M / P L O G organization had so far P IT C H .C O focused on such causes as caring for orphans and deworming children in impoverished countries. But Jackson, 31, wants to make GLBT equality its next area of emphasis. This house, dubbed Equality House, will serve as a volunteer center for that e ort. Its humanitarian use aside, their one-story home feels like a typical bachelor pad. Jackson and Hammet sleep on mattresses on the oor. When they moved in, they didn’t know that running the furnace required turning on the gas. When the outside temperature edged into single digits their rst night, they pulled the oven into the family room. Hammet has fashioned a table out of packing Styrofoam and tape. Posters of Martin Luther King Jr. and W.E.B. Du Bois hang on a living-room wall opposite a large Human Rights Campaign ag. To make Planting Peace’s presence known in their adopted community — and to thumb their noses at Westboro — the men want to paint the outside of this house a vivid rainbow motif. In a few weeks, the house’s drab gray exterior will disappear under colors called Pineapple Soda, Mermaid Treasure and Tangerine Dream. Today, though, Jackson and Hammet are discovering that getting a house painter to commit to the job might be di cult. Jackson’s path to setting up in this house on a corner lot started with a WBC protest on graduation day at Washburn University in May 2012. A 9-year-old boy named Josef Miles improvised a counter-protest to WBC’s usual “God hates fags” signs by holding a small, handwritten sign reading, “God hates no one.” A photo of Miles went viral; Jackson saw it and started researching the church. While looking at the Westboro compound on Google Earth, he saw a real-estate sign in a nearby lawn. “I was like, that would be the perfect place to start our project from — right across the street from the Westboro Baptist Church. About ve minutes later, I said: ‘I’ll paint the home the color of the pride ag.’ ” THE PITCH Aaron Jackson and his rainbow-painted house are behind enemy lines in Topeka. BY BE N PA L O S A A R I Jackson carries the ﬂag. In July, the two men hired a realtor, and Planting Peace closed on Equality House last winter, paying $81,000. It was a rare opportunity behind enemy lines. Jonathan Phelps, a member of the church, tells The Pitch that his family owns about 20 homes in the immediate vicinity of the church. In fact, Phelps says, the church wanted this one, too. “My daughter was looking for a house, having just been married,” Phelps says. “We went to that house, and it was actually a money pit. It was a disgusting, lthy little place. If a house goes up for sale, we’re going to buy that sucker, unless it’s a little a stink hole like that one was.” The rst ve painters Jackson tried to hire all bailed when they heard the address of the house. They were concerned that the church would retaliate against their businesses. “It’s not really an unfounded fear,” Hammet says. He tells the story of a 28-year-old gay man he met. “His workplace would still get faxes — like, hundreds of faxes every day — like, ‘You’re employing this faggot. You’re all going to go to hell if you don’t re this faggot.’ ” They finally found their man in Kansas City: Mike McKessor. And last week, the painter gave the house its spectrum makeover. “I’m not scared of them,” McKessor said during the job. He’s a Navy veteran, and he said he opposes the church for its protests at military funerals. He looked at the house as his crew worked on it. “This is good for the community.” As the rainbow stripes appeared on the siding, neighbors and passers-by began to take notice. At a little before 10 a.m., Ida Terry, 79, came out of her house across Southwest 12th Street to pick up her newspaper. She smiled. She told The Pitch that her ex-husband was in the Army. Like McKessor, she detests the Westboro Baptist Church for protesting military funerals. “I can’t stand them,” she said. “I think this is great,” she continued, talking about the property brightening nearby. “I noticed it this morning, and I couldn’t quit looking at it. I love it.” Not without reservation, though: “The green that goes across there should be below the yellow,” she added. Throughout the morning, drivers pulled over and o ered support. Two women drove up and ran out of the car to pose for photos. About a dozen cars honked on their way by. One driver called out the window of his black Toyota truck: “Love the new paint job!” Later, two gray-haired men with a sleepy brown dog in the backseat stopped their sedan. “Hey, that’s great!” one passenger shouted. Around noon, snow started to fall, slowing the work. “It was supposed to be warm and sunny today,” Jackson reminded his supporters. McKessor assured Jackson that the urries would pass. “I’m from Florida, so tell me what ‘ urries’ means,” Jackson said. Inside, the house had become a chaotic, makeshift PR operation, with Jackson and his Planting Peace team doing interviews with Gawker, Topeka’s WIBW Channel 13 and the Hu ngton Post. Jackson and his friends cheered loud enough to hear them from the front yard when a story about the house was added to the homepage of his hometown newspaper, The Destin Log. Jackson retreated to a bedroom for a series of lengthy phone interviews, even as local reporters continued to pull up outside and knock on the door. He emerged after one phone call and said, “Wow, that was awesome! That was, uh, what’s the lady, she does the reporting for pitch.com CNN? Candy Crowley.” He started the next phone conversation, “Hi, somebody at this number called me, like, ve times.” A few minutes later, Jackson wandered back into the impromptu operations center in the living room and said NPR had been in touch. Hammet replied: “The New York Times wants images they can use.” The two talked a minute, and Hammet wondered aloud, “This is the new normal, right?” Westboro members mostly stayed away. But two days after the painting, they’re ready to chat. Jonathan Phelps says the church doesn’t mind the attention-grabbing look because the members like to know who supports gay rights and who doesn’t. “There’s not a lot of gray area there,” he says. “There’s no gray in the fag ag or, as I like to call it, the sodomite rainbow house.” Phelps adds that any attention Equality House has received only furthers the church’s agenda. “The Gospel, because of this pretext, has been preached to the entire world,” he says. “Articles all over the world writing about this pretty house. But, by the way, while they write it, they have to tell about the Gospel.” The church, he says, has no plans to protest the house or its owners. “They’re good neighbors, as far as I’m concerned. But we’re better neighbors because we tell them the truth.” And when supporters or curious drivers stop by to check out Equality House? “While they’re there visiting the pretty house, they’ll get some Gospel preaching.” But people don’t seem to be stopping on Phelps’ side of the street right now. The tra c has been for Planting Peace, and it’s been big. “No exaggeration, probably a thousand people a day have stopped by,” Jackson says two days after the painting. “It’s just a constant ow of people stopping by and dropping o letters of encouragement, dropping off gift cards, telling us stories. The local Topekans have been so supportive. We had no idea that it would be to this magnitude.” Web traffic has also skyrocketed, bringing with it donations. “So far, we’ve probably brought in $50,000 through the Internet,” Jackson says. And he expects more funds by mail. For a volunteer-run organization (Jackson doesn’t draw a salary himself), the in ux is a major change. “We’re ecstatic,” he says. Beyond support and donations, though, there are the people whom Planting Peace is meant to help. A note that Jackson found in the mailbox last Friday reads: “My parents became violent when I came out to them many years ago. I woke up thinking about that. I cried all the way here. I walked on your property and I stopped crying. I feel peace. Thank you.” After all of the interviews he has given the past few days, Jackson struggles for a moment to nd words. E-mail firstname.lastname@example.org M O N T H X X–X X , 2 0 0 X THE PITCH 1 4 M A R C H 2 8 -A P R I L 3, 20 1 3 pitch.com NEWS CONNECTING THE ’DOTTE Ann Murguia Executive director of the Argentine Neighborhood Development Association (ANDA); 3rd District commissioner for the Unified Government of Wyandotte County and Kansas City, Kansas Mayoral candidates Ann Murguia and Mark Holland explain themselves. BY BE N PA L O S A A R I T he Kansas City, Kansas, Public Library’s sleek, modern South Branch is a rare bit of new civic development in a neighborhood that’s pocked with blight and vacant businesses. On a snowy afternoon 11 days before the election, library patrons surf the Web on a bank of computers, kids roam the aisles picking out books, and people talk and read at bar-style high tables in a corner. “I chose this place because I wanted you to be able to see how, when you bring a large group of committed volunteers together for a common goal, what can happen,” Ann Murguia says. “I’m very excited to be part of a group of volunteers that raised $2 million for this $6 million library. And we did it in a relatively short period of time — it took about two and a half years — and I’m talking from the beginning of fundraising to the end of construction.” The Pitch: What one piece of experience makes you the better candidate? Murguia: I’ve lived in one of the most challenging urban neighborhoods here in Kansas City, Kansas, for 17 years now. Besides living here, I work here, and since I’ve been working here, I’ve realized just how di cult it is to redevelop these areas. As the executive director of ANDA, I’ve learned that, and I’ve been able to gure out ways to still develop this area, this library being one of my development successes in addition to the new grocery store that we’re building right now. [A Save-A Lot store is set to open at 2100 Metropolitan.] I have been intimately involved with those kinds of developments, along with building new infrastructure and new housing. My opponent has not been involved with those kinds of things. And, to begin to turn this entire county around, not just a very specific area of this county, it’s going to be important that the next mayor knows how to do those things. Murguia, Holland want your vote April 2. It’s been a friendly campaign, but tell us why your opponent would be a bad choice. Mark has no business experience and does not have any development experience in the urban core. Zero. It’s already challenging enough to make development happen in these areas. The last thing we need is a mayor who has no experience or results in that. Mark’s results, accomplishments, successes are all around what we’ve done as a commission collectively. Outside of that, there’s really nothing that my opponent can put his ngerprint on and say, “I worked on that. I actually did that. I actually made that happen.” He has never worked an economic-development deal outside of his work as a commissioner. He has never recruited a business. He has never been involved in the contract between a developer and a business. The YMCA of Greater Kansas City announced that it was closing its KCK location, on Eighth Street. What’s your reaction? I really wish that the Y would have come to us before they decided to close and actually have a conversation with us about how the government might be able to help keep the facility open. Unfortunately, they didn’t, and now it creates a hole in our community. It’s one less recreational, healthy option people have in the urban core. It’s very disappointing. Mark Holland Senior pastor at Trinity Community Church, a United Methodist Congregation; District 1 commissioner-at-large for the Uni ed Government of Wyandotte County and Kansas City, Kansas CK’s Prescott Plaza shopping area, on 18th Street just o Interstate 70, looks like the sort of commercial development that could t in the suburbs, rather than in the troubled urban core. There’s a Sun Fresh grocery store, a Jack in the Box, a few other necessity chain stores — and there’s the Mexican restaurant called Tapatio. This is where Mark Holland wanted to meet, in part to say that Prescott Plaza should serve as a beacon for what KCK has gotten right. “This site was a former truck stop that was rife with prostitution and drugs,” he says. “When it was torn down by the Uni ed Government, and a grocery store was put in, all these ancillary businesses came with it. This represents a very important strategic investment in Kansas City, Kansas. And it shows how you invest in quality in urban areas, and that success has a ripple e ect in the neighborhoods around it.” The Pitch: What one piece of experience makes you the better candidate? It would be big-picture collaborative lead- K ership. You don’t ever hear a quarterback on TV talking about “what I did.” It’s about what “we” did. What you accomplish, whether it’s in a church, whether it’s in a community organization, whether it’s in a city, you do it all by we. And that collaborative, big-picture vision is what separates me. I’ve been an at-large commissioner for six years, so I’ve been elected countywide twice and have been responsible to all the constituent areas of the county, not just one district. And that’s a dramatic difference in vision. The risk of representing one area is the risk of parochialism. You focus on the interest, and sometimes it can even be viewed that you’re in competition with the other districts. When you have that big-picture vision, you know that what’s good for one part of town is good for all parts of town. It’s been a friendly campaign, but tell us why your opponent would be a bad choice. Because I’m running against her. Because I’m the right candidate. When somebody’s an incumbent, you’re running against them. When there’s an open seat, we’re both running for an o ce and the good of the city. I’m running for mayor because I’m fourth-generation Wyandotte County, and I’m a third-generation pastor in the community. This is my hometown, and I want the best for it. The YMCA of Greater Kansas City announced that it was closing its KCK location, on Eighth Street. What’s your reaction? We need a state-of-the-art community center in downtown Kansas City, Kansas. And I think the Y would be a good partner. I don’t think that closing the Y necessarily helps our momentum to get to that. I don’t think it necessarily hurts it, either. If we’re going to talk about healthy communities, if we’re going to talk about being ranked 105th out of 105 counties in overall healthiness by the Kansas Health Institute, if we’re going to address those things, we need healthy living opportunities. And the YMCA or a rec center is one of the ways you do that. E-mail email@example.com THURSDAYS 7pm pitch.com M A RM CH 2T 8H - AX PX–X RILX 3,, 2 20 00 1X 3 pitch.com ON T TH HE E P PI IT TC CH H 5 1 CUSTOM HOGS PARADISE LOCKER MEATS PUTS HERITAGE PIGS AT THE CENTER OF LOCAL BUTCHERY’S FUTURE. BY JONATHAN BENDER PHOTOGRAPH Y BY BROOKE VANDEVER 6 2TT HH E EP I CC H H MM AO RC 28 A P RX I ,L 23 ,0 2X 0 1 3pitch.com pitch.com PT IT NH TH X-X–X 0 I ── never thought we’d be selling chefs fat,” Mario Fantasma says. In the off-white trailer that serves as his office, he glances at a framed photo of Mario Batali in which the celebrity chef is embracing Fantasma. “Hams, sausages, rib racks, Boston butts, sure. But fat, lardo, they just can’t get enough of the stu .” Fat — more speci cally, fatty pigs — fuels Paradise Locker Meats, the butcher shop and meat-processing plant that Fantasma runs in Trimble, Missouri, with his wife, Teresa, and their sons, Nick and Louis. The business has become an integral part of the movement to restore heritage pigs — older breeds such as Red Wattle and Duroc — to prominence in the United States. For most of the past decade, Fantasma, 56, has been processing pigs for Heritage Foods USA, the mail-order business that began as the marketing arm of Slow Food USA. Pork from his plant lls plates at Momofuku and Del Posto and Carnevino and Lidia’s. “Paradise Locker Meats is at the epicenter of the heritagemeats movement,” says Patrick Martins, founder of Slow Food USA and Heritage Foods USA. “It’s the best-tasting meat in the country.” he U.S. Department of Agriculture’s Economic Research Service estimates that U.S. slaughterhouses will process 23.3 billion pounds of pork in 2013 (a statistic that doesn’t account for potential furloughs of USDA inspectors resulting from the sequester), which makes the United States the world’s thirdlargest producer and consumer of pork. All those pig tattoos on chefs’ forearms and all those bacon desserts, however, are what make America No. 1 among pork fetishists. Only here could a word like baconalia have entered the lexicon. (The regrettable coinage belongs to Denny’s.) T In 2012, U.S. hogs were slaughtered at 604 federally inspected plants. The 12 largest plants accounted for 58 percent of the approximately 113 million pigs that became meat. The Triumph Foods plant in St. Joseph, Missouri, for example, processes 1,000 pigs an hour — more than six times as many hogs as Paradise processes in a week. Bigger plants need to be fed more pigs that are roughly the same size and shape. It’s a system that has squeezed smaller producers out of business. Over the past 15 years, the USDA’s ERS estimates that the number of hog farms has declined by 70 percent. This well-lamented decline comes with a less-heralded loss: that of the small-town butcher. “We’re all intertwined,” Teresa Fantasma says. “We can’t survive without the farmers.” Paradise Locker isn’t just surviving, though. Over the past decade, the operation has grown from ve to 25 employees, and it’s set to put Kansas City at the center of a comeback story: that of the neighborhood butcher. Local Pig and the Broadway Butcher Shop have both opened in Kansas City in the past year, and the online livestock-commerce hub Ag Local, a KC-based startup, launched earlier this month. All three are bene ting from a slaughterhouse that is not only aiding supply but also increasing demand for heritage pigs from area farms. L ouis Fantasma is leading a plant tour on a mid-March Thursday morning, showing the business to chefs who have own in from both coasts. He gestures to a painting of Paradise’s original location that’s mounted above the retail shop’s front door. “My uncle had gone back to see a bull that was in the holding pen,” he tells his nine guests. “But when he got there, the bull was hanging half out. By the time my dad got back there, the bull had busted through the pen and escaped.” He pauses, waiting for the group to spot the cow in the painting. “My dad had to hop in a truck and corral the bull. That was a heck of a rst day.” Following Louis, the plant manager, are a radio crew from Heritage Foods USA, as well as that company’s Martins, and Sam Edwards III and IV from Edwards & Sons in Surry, Virginia. Chefs Jason Neve and Matt Harubin from B&B Ristorante in Las Vegas, Community Food & Juice chef Zach Kell, and chef Stephen Barber of the Farmstead at Long Meadow Ranch (in California’s Napa Valley) are here as part of a four-day trip to learn more about the butchers who ship to them. “We make our own wine, raise cattle, grow our fruits and vegetables, and make our own olive oil,” Barber says as people introduce themselves. “I’m from Vegas,” deadpans Harubin. “We have strip clubs and gambling.” Walking past the refrigerated coolers that line the west and north walls of the shop, these are men in a pig candy store. Louis passes out white plastic suits and hairnets and beard nets, and the men wrestle into the gear. In the butcher shop, a bookshelf by the door holds a copy of Jonathan Safran Foer’s Eating Animals, which has been turned open. Deer heads gaze out from one corner as Martins o ers a little history. “They had to give up deer season in the hopes that the restaurant community would support this,” he says. “It was a big risk. You know community-supported agriculture. This is chef-supported agriculture.” The chefs troop up a concrete ramp, their feet passing over the phrase “Piggy’s Paradise,” which has been etched into the concrete. Beyond is a chute attached to concrete pens, where farmers from as far away as Iowa unload 150 pigs a week. Their water trough is heated in winter to keep it from freezing, and a misting fan keeps the animals’ temperature down in summer. “I remember the misting fan arrived, and I was putting it together,” Louis says. “Our slaughter guys asked if we got a misting fan for the kill oor. I laughed and told them, ‘No, it’s for the hog pen.’ ” The Fantasmas practice and promote humane killing, for ethical reasons as well as for practical concerns. A stressed animal, they believe, is more di cult to maneuver and yields tougher meat. On Mondays and Tuesdays, the plant’s hogslaughter days, the pigs are led up a small wooden gangplank into a pair of interior pens. At the end of the pens is a small door that leads onto the killing oor. Louis guides this white-coated pack through a di erent door, into a storage area that leads into a chilly, odorless room where an employee is busy forming hams. The meat is slid through a conical metal tube into a ne mesh netting, like a Christmas tree being bagged. The worker bangs each ham on the table to push out any air — a gesture that produces a wet plopping sound — before clipping the end of the netting. “I have a surprise for you,” Louis says. “I didn’t take you here to see the hams. This is actually the killing oor.” Each room in the plant, he explains, has multiple uses. The walk-in coolers hold the animals that are slaughtered on Mondays and Tuesdays. After being chilled — the temperature of the carcasses is lowered from 110 to 40 degrees over 14 hours — the pigs leave the coolers on Wednesdays and Thursdays. The hogs are then broken down in a separate room and returned to what was the killing oor to be made into bacon, bratwursts, ham, and dozens of other products. It is a ballet as neat as turning a room for a wedding. The dance is the only way this 6,000-square-foot plant can handle the volume that Heritage needs. It also allows plant workers to escape the typical monotony of a slaughterhouse. They’re not stuck on the line or cutting the same chops day in, day out. (This is one way to address a basic meat-industry problem: how to attract the next generation of workers to a job that requires extensive training and is, in most companies, dangerous and exhausting.) 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The Lawrence chef uses at least a whole pig each week; the headcheese is part of his best-selling item, a sopressata pizza with chili peppers. The hog’s headless body is laid down on the rst of a set of tables arranged in two lines. The moment after the pig touches a white cutting board, an employee begins to slice it in half with an electric saw. The chefs lean in closer, snapping pictures with their smartphones. “This is a really cool operation,” Barber says. As the pig passes down the line, fat and skin are trimmed o . Between tasks, the meat cutters, in white coats and hard hats, sharpen their knives, which hang on their belts. A whole pig takes less than four minutes to break down. Mario Fantasma calls the chefs over to see the only machine in the room. It’s a belly skinner — a small conveyor belt that carries the bellies under a row of metallic teeth to peel o the skin immediately. “We have to hand-skin,” Neve says. He estimates that his kitchen sta spends the better part of three hours breaking down a pig. “Everyone should have one of these,” Harubin says. antasma grew up in a hardworking family in KC’s old Northeast. His mother, Vita, ran Vita’s Café on St. John and Wheeling for more than 20 years. Laborers from the nearby Montgomery Ward came by the little luncheonette for her cabbage rolls, tenderloins and Friday lasagna specials. His father built commercial ovens for 30 years at the Reed Oven Co. in the West Bottoms. Fantasma spent his rst years out of high school at the same factory, working a drill press and coming home covered in rust from the steel and metal shavings. Mario Fantasma has found Paradise. His introduction to the meat business was at S&S Meat Co., where he worked as a runner, pulling cuts and chops for the sales team. He did this for a year, until he had the opportunity to become a butcher’s apprentice. He spent two and a half years learning to cut. “I was standing all day in one spot cutting steaks,” Fantasma says. “I wanted to learn more. I had it in my mind to have my own business.” During his decade-plus as a butcher at S&S, he decided to move away from the city and commute to work. He and Teresa bought a house in Trimble in 1993. “You talk about fate — there was an ad in the local paper that Paradise Locker was up for sale,” he says. “It was exactly what I wanted.” They’re the fourth family to own Paradise Locker Meats since it opened in 1946. It was a concrete-and-oak box back then, tucked behind Clyde’s General Store. Deer hunters brought their kills to be dressed and butchered, and local farmers and ranchers hauled their livestock here. It doubled as the voting site for rural Paradise, Missouri. Fantasma took over the business in 1995, and the slaughterhouse became a one-man show. The retail part of the business was a freezer in a room separated from the kill oor by an old wooden door. After school, Louis and Nick helped their dad clean up, the way he once mopped the oors at Vita’s Café. “I wanted to make sure the boys understood what work meant,” Fantasma says. For him, work was 17 hours a day of skinning and cleaning deer carcasses, as many as 1,400 in a single season. That changed in 2002, when the smokehouse caught re. The ames spread to the main building, claiming half the original structure. Fantasma chose to rebuild in a new location, in the neighboring town of Trimble, on what was then ve acres of corn elds. He kept the name, a gesture to let the community know that he would continue to work with area ranchers and farmers. A crumbling concrete BROOKSIDE BLVD MAIN BROOKSIDE RD MAIN F 032-1128-2013-Pitch-map-2x10.indd 1 Insertion Date: LIED CENTER PRESENTS Friday APRIL 5th 7:30 p.m. Paradise brings back the butcher. ers attempting to keep a small ecological footprint — was the original idea behind block from the original slaughterhouse in Ag Local. The startup, which raised $1.5 million in seed capital last summer, has Paradise is embedded in the concrete walk since shifted its focus to attracting nameimmediately before the front door of the new, brand chefs to its software, which connects siding-clad building, which sits just o U.S. them with farmers. The system debuted Highway 169. One of the rst calls that Fantasma took at with 20 high-pro le chefs in New York City this month; another 20 in San Francisco are the new facility was from Doug Metzger, a hog farmer near Seneca, Kansas, who was working coming in April. “I can’t believe that one of the oldest induswith a new mail-order company called Heritries in our country is the last to have software tage Foods USA. The business was specialfully integrated,” says Robert Roderick, Ag izing in heritage breeds and was looking for Local’s head of product and marketing. a processing plant that was USDA-inspected. Roderick says Ag Local’s inventory-manParadise Locker had begun as a customagement system can help eliminate some of exempt shop, meaning that it broke down animals for an owner, not for resale. But in fall the uncertainty that sti es growth in the sus2004, Fantasma switched the business from a tainable-meat market. Niche operations such state-inspected facility to one that’s federally as Paradise Locker can attract buyers willing to pay for a higher level of quality. “The way inspected. The change allowed Paradise to of the future is jumping into sustainable pay ship across state lines and process out-ofnow,” Roderick says. “That’s how we change state animals. For its rst Heritage order, Paradise Locker the way meat is bought and sold.” It’s an old idea wrapped packed 10 hogs, split in half, in new butcher paper‚ a fair into crates with ice. Over the price for a carefully raised next two years, this stand“PEOPLE HAVE BEEN piece of meat. It’s how ing order for 10 hogs grew WAITING FOR AN your grandparents’ corner to 60 hogs a week. Paradise butcher operated. stopped breaking down EASY WAY TO FIND “Butchering is a lost whole deer — though the SUSTAINABLE MEAT.” art,” says the Farmhouse’s company still processes Michael Foust, who stopped meat for hunters and Share by Paradise on a recent the Harvest (a program that morning to pick up some caul fat and shoulder gives deer meat to shelters and food pantries) bacon. “But I see what these guys are doing — to focus on the hog business with Heritage. and I get excited. We need to build a comFantasma is mulling over an expansion that could increase the slaughterhouse’s ca- munity where each piece is strong by itself.” Paradise Locker has become a place where pacity to 200 hogs a week. The demand for chefs and farmers learn about each other’s heritage pork, echoing the nation’s oversized appetite for all things pig, continues to out- needs and look to a shared future. “We started out as a butcher,” Teresa says. “And strip his supply. “I wish we could get more,” says Sam now we’ve grown into a lifelong process and food movement.” Edwards III, the third-generation cure mas“Nobody in the meat business is going to ter from Virginia. “I’m always looking for better-quality pork and operations that are get super-wealthy,” Edwards III says after the Paradise Locker tour. “But we all have to work as clean and e cient as this [Paradise].” together to nd the solution.” Alex Pope hears the same thing from cusMartins says the solution looks a lot like tomers at his East Bottoms butcher shop, Local Pig. He’s familiar with Paradise from Paradise. “If this was on either coast, they’d his days as the chef at R Bar. “I see a ton of be the most celebrated shop in the country, potential,” he says. “People have been wait- with lifetime achievement awards,” he says. ing for an easy way to nd sustainable meat. “Instead, they just go to work, and people have It has to be simple enough that it’s an extra no idea what they have in their backyards. One ve or 10 minutes, as opposed to driving to day, we’ll look at Trimble the way we looked a farm and picking up a side of beef.” at Berkeley, California, for organic produce.” Connecting consumers with sustainable meat — livestock raised humanely, by farmE-mail firstname.lastname@example.org Regina Carter Reverse Thread includes traditional African music infused with contemporary jazz FREE ON-SITE PARKING Jazz Violinist lied.ku.edu 785-864-2787 THE ULTIMATE INTERACTIVE MUSIC EXPERIENCE. ONLY AT UNION STATION TICKETS START AT $8*. 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Starowitz tells us, “It explores urban politics, where the FRIDAY your forget Don’t . s r quarte 22 PAG E MUSIC There’s another side to Salina. laundromat encompasses the entire city. People live in washers and dryers, the kids attend school in a dryer, and rent is due in the form of quarters.” A discussion with director Andy McCone follows, along with a workshop on DIY laundry detergent led by UMKC theater professor Stephanie Roberts. Admission is free, and you can haul your dirty duds and multitask. “Bring laundry,” Starowitz says. Find out more about Byproduct at rocketgrants.org. T H U R S D AY 3.28 F R I D AY | 3 . 2 9 | Surpassing the Harry Potter series, E.L. James’ Fifty Shades of Grey books are now the fastest-selling paperbacks of all time. So, of course, there are spoofs, one of which you can see tonight. The double-entendreladen Spank! The Fifty Shades Parody, directed by Kids in the Hall veteran Jim Millan, plays the Midland (1228 Main, 816-283-9921) at 8 p.m. Tickets to the allages show cost $35 and include post-show photo ops. See midlandkc.com. (1656 Washington, 816-421-9700), where there’s a free screening of Chasing Beauty, a documentary about the ups and downs of the multibillion-dollar beauty industry. Tickets are on a first-come, first-served basis and include a cocktail hour beginning at 7 p.m. and a post-screening Q&A with director Brent Huff. The film starts at 8. See screenland.com for more information. B THE DARK SIDE OF PRETTY eautiful people generally have the advantage, right? See how true that really is at Screenland Crossroads HARD AND SOFT LIMITS PINK ICE Princess Merida makes her ice debut alongside Ariel, Sebastian, Belle and the Beast for Disney on Ice: Rockin’ Ever After. The ive-day stand at the Sprint Center (1407 Grand, 816-949-7000) includes performances at 10:30 a.m. continued on page 12 Spank! THE PITCH 11 pitch.com M A R C H 2 8 -A P R I L 3, 20 1 3 Miss Bow ion l Mon thru Fri•11am to 1pm $10 per person will get you • 2 Games • Shoes • Hamburger, Fries & Small Drink Lunch & Bowl 3 . 29 FRIDAY s friend y a nd Micke . e ic e hit th Celebrating 55 Years 1958 - 2013 www.missionbowl.com Celebrating 55 Years 1958-2013 5399 Martway Mission, KS • 913.432.7000 1020 S. Weaver St. Olathe, KS • 913.782.0279 KANSAS CITY BALLET PRESENTS FREE FIRST FRIDAYS AT THE BOLENDER CENTER FRI APR 5 | 6-7:30 | “HEY-HAY, GOING TO KANSAS CITY” MEET THE ARTISTS AND ENJOY EXCERPTS continued from page 11 and 7 p.m. today. Tickets for the little-girlin-your-life’s best time ever start at $8. See sprintcenter.com. hunt gets under way at 3. The party winds up at the Kickstand (10817 Truman Road, Independence). For details, see “events” at deadgirlderby.com. S AT U R D AY | 3 . 3 0 | CLEAN EATIN’ When it comes to making the transition to eating more locally sourced foods, Kansas City Food Circle co-coordinator Emily Akins recommends starting with one food item or one E R MO recipe. “It’s de initely a process, so we recommend that people take it T A INE one step at a time,” Akins ONL .COM PITCH says. So skip the Mickey D’s yogurt parfait this morning and head to KCFC’s Eat Local (and Organic) Expo at the Shawnee Civic Center (13817 Johnson Drive, Shawnee), where you can buy from more than 35 vendors, learn new seasonal recipes and meet with several community-supported agriculture reps from 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. (Next Saturday’s expo goes down at the MCC Penn Valley gym, at 3201 Southwest Traf icway, from 9:30 a.m. to 2:30 p.m.) Admission is free. For more information, see kcfoodcircle.org. THE NIGHT-CLUB INCIDENT EVENTS Former engineering grad student Jason Carrigan says his company, Sorry for Partying, is a lifestyle brand. “We create expression apparel for our awesome fans, who do ridiculous things in the name of partying,” he tells us. “We stick to the classy side of partying, our tagline being ‘An elegant way to apologize for everything so right, yet so wrong,’ ” meaning that thes4p.com steers clear of photos depicting the usual drunk, barely clothed women. Most everything else is fair game, though: hookup drinking games, passed-out sunburn fails, a roundup of drunken-karaoke staples. Get in on the good times when Sorry for Partying puts on the Let’s Get Sauced Bar Crawl in Westport, beginning at Kelly’s (500 Westport Road) at 2 p.m. Stops include Harpo’s, Dark Horse, Firefly, Buzzard Beach and Harry’s Bar & Tables. Admission ($25 in advance, $30 on the day) includes wearable swag. Sign up at sorryforpartying.at/westportkc. All events take place in the Michael and Ginger Frost Studio Theater at the Todd Bolender Center for Dance & Creativity Union Station Pershing Bolender Center 500 W. Pershing Road Kansas City, MO Dancers: Molly Wagner and Travis Guerin. Photography: Kenny Johnson. ONLINE RESERVATION REQUIRED RSVP AT WWW.KCBALLET.ORG ARTI STI C DIRECTOR W ILLIA M WHI T E N E R Jody Hendrix, frontman of Them Damned Young Livers and founding president of Little Class Records, is also the man behind KEGS, NOT EGGS Mokan Twang, the entity promoting the Easter eggs are easy to miss in the spring Rockabilly (Everybilly) Prom. “Mokan greenery; 161-pound beer kegs are not. Twang is a little promotional Go for broke in the name of the brand that I started, to encomResurrection when the skating pass all of the diverse hillbilly women of the Dead Girl Derby music in the area,” he says. roll out their Easter Keg Hunt. “I’ve always thought that KC Teams of four begin at Loose Rockabilly was too pigeonPark (5200 Pennsylvania) near holed, mostly because there’s the playground, and then pick not even any real rockabilly up clues at different locations in KC. I thought KC needed a around the city. The goal: Find brand identity that references the magical keg. “There is only the culture and sound without one keg, and yes, when a team making people think they were inds the keg, they get to drink getting something rockabilly.” out of it all night,” says Leah Pick up what Hendrix is putDixon, DGD’s marketing rep. ting down when 12 of KC’s best Team registration ($50 for a team ’billy bands team up at the Riot of four) starts at 2 p.m., and the Hidden treasure A-BILLY DELUXE I-3 5 Broadway 12 THE PITCH M A R C H 2 8 -A P R I L 3, 20 1 3 pitch.com Room (4048 Broadway, 816-442-8179), beginning at 7 p.m., for a night of gritty tunes, PBR tallboys and perfectly coifed women. Grab tickets ($10 for singles, $15 for couples) at theriotroom.com, and look up Mokan Twang and Little Class Records on Facebook. In the fall of 2011, friends Alexis Webb Bechtold and Andrea Cronin sat at a busy KC craft show, eager to talk to potential customers. Many folks passed them by. “We realized that this just wasn’t our crowd,” Webb Bechtold says. So they put their heads together on ideas for a new show and came up with Zeleny Arts and Crafts Fair, an ecofriendly, indie-style expo that also serves as a fundraiser for their favorite like-minded nonpro its. In 2012, Zeleny (it’s Czech for the word green) was born. Check out goods from more than 40 vendors — we like the jewelry from Nuggets of Goodness and Domestic Vixen — at the Heartland Center (16965 Northwest 45 Highway, Parkville) from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. For details, see zelenyfair.com. GREEN GOODS will be offered a variety of drills and can take part in all they are comfortable.” The Storm wants to pick up 20 new players, so be ready at 6:30 p.m. at Rosedale Park (West 41st Street and Mission, Kansas City, Kansas). Health insurance is not required, but $99 is. Athletes who stick with eight sessions can play in an intrasquad game April 27 at Kemper Arena, before the season opener versus the KC Renegades. For more information, see kcstormfootball.com. T U E S D AY | 4 . 2 | 25 YEARS FIGHTING AIDS IN KC And there’s still no cure. Create a fundraising page DRAFTS, DAMES AND A DOG S U N D AY | 3 . 31 | KEEP LAWRENCE WEIRD The shopping continues on the other side of the state line when regular patrons of the Replay Lounge (946 Massachusetts, Lawrence, 785-749-7676) take over the bar’s beer garden for an all-ages craft fair called Poisson d’Avril Boutiques des Folles. “There will be music and crafts of the odd,” organizer Heidi Yoder tells us. Examples include booty shorts, sardine-can art and tiny terrariums — DIY, baby. Pay the $2 admission, then hang out and purchase from 3 to 6 p.m. Look for the event’s full name on Facebook. Y’all men think you have us igured out, but you really don’t. For one thing, many women prefer to keep it simple. And on Tuesday nights, fuss-free females like to hang out at the 403 Club in Strawberry Hill (403 North Fifth Street, Kansas City, Kansas, 913-499-8392), where the ladies’ night specials are $1 PBRs and $2 wells from 4 p.m. to 2 a.m. We’re satis ied trying to look cool playing pinball and darts, listening to our mid-1990s high school favorites on the jukebox. Barkeep Jessie Matthews serves us with a smile, an encouraging word and a fresh bar towel when we get a little teary after too many cheap bottles. She even brings her Spanish water dog, Chuy, for pets and kisses. It’s really kind of perfect. Get directions for picking us up at 403club.com. Help us fight AIDS in Kansas City! www.firstgiving.com/aidswalkkc/aidswalk2013 EASTER EGGS HUNT W E D N E S D AY | 4 . 3 | GET ON THE BUS, GUS Val “Somebunny” Baul’s calling in life, she tells us, is to connect the community and make sure people get to where they need to go safely. Luckily for us, her latest chauffeur gig is director of operations for the KC and Lawrence branch of Bus to Show, a Boulder, Colorado, nonpro it that’s dedicated to cutting the numbers on intoxicated-driving violations and organizing bus transport between concerts and other events. “Live music is a lifestyle to me, and this organization is all about connecting the community,” Somebunny says. Tonight’s round-trip goes from KC (or Independence) to Lawrence’s Liberty Hall for AWOLNation’s 8:30 performance (stops and pickup points are based on rider demand). To participate, reserve your ride at bustoshow.org and click on the KC/ Lawrence tab under Bus Party Calendar. Single rides cost $20 or $25, depending on location. One month of bus rides starts at $75. “We are excited to do our work because we are serving our community by providing a safe and sober ride to places they want to go anyway,” Somebunny says. E-mail submissions two weeks in advance to email@example.com. Search our complete listings guide online at pitch.com. There are two things about Easter Sunday that you can absolutely count on: the 1948 musical Easter Parade on Turner Classic Movies, and a cornucopia of brunch choices. Webster House (1644 Wyandotte, 816-221-4713), for instance, serves an off-menu brunch from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., featuring a vegetable quiche and a steak Benedict. The M&S Grill (4646 J.C. Nichols Parkway, 816-531-7799) has slotted a buffet from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. with all the breakfast staples, as well as stuffed salmon and parmesan tilapia. It costs $26 for adults and $10 for children. And the buffet at Papa Lew’s Soul Delicious (2128 East 12th Street, 816-421-3378) has never let us down before. It runs from noon to 6 p.m. and costs $12.33 for adults (children’s prices are based on age) for ham, fried chicken, baked chicken with dressing, and the traditional side dishes. Put on your bonnet and ill up a plate. —C F Start a team with friends. Invite people to donate. 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Call 816.561.6061 for info Ticket prices at door: $30/$40VIP sponsored by: Purchase a Passport to all Pitch events in 2013 for only $45. 14 THE PITCH M A R C H 2 8 -A P R I L 3, 20 1 3 pitch.com ART H A LO T H E RE U ntil you read their titles, you might mistake the claw-shaped chandeliers, studded with old-fashioned Christmas lights, for alien helmets or some device ready to take over your mind. But go ahead, step under them. Dylan Mortimer’s “Motion-Sensor Halo (with Rays)” lights up, producing a twinkly aura that surrounds you with light. Anyone looking at you can see you glow, as if from within. It’s a Sign! is Dylan Mortimer’s rst solo exhibition as a resident of the Studios Inc., and he makes it a crisp and blocky expression of bold design. The show’s title shouts out at least two meanings. One is a plain announcement that these objects are merely signs, sharing a bloodline with every other ubiquitous indicator of shops, services and situations. And, considering Mortimer’s open-faced Christian faith, there’s also the suggestion that a higher power stands ready to convey a message through some symbolic presentation. (His artist’s statement leans this way, saying this body of work shows “signs” of his “journeys and struggles with faith, health and life.”) A young pastor who is also an artist, Mortimer is too articulate and unassuming to force a belief system on the viewer. He told people at a March 9 talk that this is simply “a show where [he could] chill out a little bit.” He’s a seeker who knows that there are no solid answers, and Sign is open to interpretation. Mortimer has studied the history of art depicting holy persons with halos — ancient, Asian, Christian, Western. “ ‘You are the light of the world’ is a potentially confusing statement,” he told his March 9 group. “My perception of that whole chapter starts with ‘Blessed are the poor in spirit.’ But what about being poor in spirit is blessed? I take it as Jesus is coming to you. So even if you are poor in spirit, you are the light, you have worth enough to deserve glori cation in that sense to the creator.” Mortimer said that turning that idea over and over reveals “the messiness of the Dylan Mortimer holds up messages with his Sign . BY T R A C Y A BE L N Gospel.” There’s free will, after all, and the audience that day shared a fairly lengthy discussion about the concept of being enlightened, projecting light, choosing paths in life. This was also Mortimer’s work revealing its broad relevance. Sign disperses nine constructions, each of substantial size, around the cavernous gallery space in a way that allows each to be viewed and considered individually. The halos nd a natural background here, suspended over the concrete oor against cinder-block walls, with industrial lights towering above. The white walls provide plain backgrounds for Mortimer’s signs, erasing any visual static that would come if they were attached to some building’s exterior. Inside the gallery, without the clutter of unwanted context, the ideas on display can be contemplated purely. After 15 years of earlier work that incorporated words and phrases, Mortimer here goes with the concept of selling an idea (or sharing one’s deeper convictions and beliefs). To execute these ideas, which he has selected no idea what’s to come or even necessarily an understanding of what was before.” The arrow forms suggest this feeling. “All these di erent directions are happening, but it’s being held together,” he explained. “There’s a sense of direction in the seeming directionlessness of it.” This, he added, represents how he feels about life and all its craziness. There are two signs made of these interweaving arrows, painted to look almost like burnished gold. Welded aluminum frames are inset with round, incandescent white light bulbs, running the length of the gilt arms. The e ect evokes nostalgia — for the old Las Vegas strip, mid-20th-century Times Square, carnival rides. “Pneuma” is a stack of six swooping arrows, each pointing in a slightly di erent direction. The word is Greek for breath, but through years of religious interpretations has come to mean soul or spirit. Its companion work, “Ruach,” is named for the Hebrew word for the same thing, and its eight arrows jut out in straight, stiff projections. From left: “Motion-Sensor Halo (Blue)” The subtle curve of some light bulbs at the and “Pneuma” center keeps the piece from perfection, alfrom sketches in Adobe Illustrator, he has lowing the suggestion of organic variation, of uncertainty. engaged a host of assistants for the fabricaOne of the largest works is an aluminumtion. (The credits section of his statement includes about 50 people who helped launch frame sign representing a cartoonish spatter of blood, blinking with a this show in some way.) The Lichtenstein-dot ll of red slight variations in craftsDylan Mortimer: bulbs in a hue of the most manship reflect different It’s a Sign! oxygen-rich blood. Morskill levels as well as some Through April 19 timer knows that blood has experimentation and learnat the Studios Inc. as many possible connotaing, and the pieces hold up 1708 Campbell tions as light, but he has well as a whole. 816-994-7134 been clear that his aim here thestudiosinc.org They are, in part, funcis not to glorify violence or tioning as sketches for ill health but to express the public art that Mortimer sheer reality of those things. would like to see take shape in the future. A companion piece is easy to read as an His process this time started with arrows, a exclamation point of dripping life (echoing reference to a phrase from Chapter 3 of the Gospel of John — in which the wind is said to the show title’s punctuation), a reminder that blow where it chooses and has a sound but is there can be meaning in spilled blood. 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The chef has been at Sebastienne since 1995, the year after the midtown museum opened. The Maloney acquisition elevated the restaurant into something more than a stylish snack bar. In the beginning, the café’s lunch basics, the salads and the sandwiches, were from Venue restaurant just o the Country Club Plaza. When MORE Venue vanished, the museum signed a contract with Treat America, and T A E IN ONL .COM that local food-servicePITCH management company hired Maloney to cook at Sebastienne. When the Treat America contract ended, the museum kept Maloney and said goodbye to outsourcing. Maloney remains a good t for this restaurant, where she began dinner service, on Friday and Saturday nights, in 2000. Maloney is married to a visual artist (painter Richard Van Cleave), and she takes her role as a culinary creative force very seriously. The artfully composed entrées at Café Sebastienne are often as eye-popping and attractive as some of the works hanging in the galleries. Has the restaurant really changed that much since the last time The Pitch reviewed it, nine years ago? (“Night Gallery,” November 18, 2004). It has. Maloney and her sta , including sous chef Janet Ross, have grown only more con dent, and the dinner menu’s very simplicity re ects that assurance. It has never been an elaborate a air, and today there are rarely more than six entrée choices (with one vegetarian item or a dish that can be prepared without meat) and as many starter options. When it’s all this sturdy, you don’t need more. What you might require is a little more room. A recent Saturday-night starter of plump oysters, lightly breaded and ash-fried, practically swamped my plate, which wasn’t small. To make room for another starter, an excellent platter of roasted-red-pepper hummus, my party was forced to set those bulky bivalves on the next table over. I might have been tempted to do that even if someone had been sitting there, but the narrow, L-shaped room wasn’t very busy that At the Kemper’s Café Sebastienne, Jennifer Maloney’s art stays contemporary. BY CHARLES FERRUZZA Café Sebastienne • Kemper Museum of Contemporary Art, 4420 Warwick, 816-561-7740 • 11 a.m.–2:30 p.m. Tuesday–Sunday, 5:30–9:30 p.m. Friday and Saturday, closed Monday • Price: $$–$$$ ANGELA C. BOND CAFÉ know the menu and the small, dynamic wine night. Some diners nd this cozy room — lined list inside out, adjust as well, never letting you from oor to ceiling with 110 oil paintings by the late Frederick James Brown — a bit claustro- feel rushed. That makes it easier to ask for bread, which phobic. I don’t. In fact, I prefer its intimacy to I wish I didn’t have to do here. It seems like the adjoining atrium space (enclosed by a glass such an obvious necessity, given how many of roof in 2000), with its hard, sleek oors and kentia palm trees. (It’s the Kemper’s answer to Maloney’s creations turn on sauces or broths that demand greedy absorption. Foremost the Nelson’s Rozzelle Court: visually arresting among those, for me, might be the buttery, but hampered by punishing acoustics.) vermouth-scented liquid at the bottom of a The smaller dining area was originally designed for lunching almost as an afterthought bowl heaped with steamed mussels. But I’d (the rst tiny kitchen got a drastic remodel smuggle in a loaf of Wonder Bread for sopping before I’d give up a drop of after Sebastienne proved to Maloney’s lyrical Srirachabe far more popular than the Café Sebastienne and-lobster sauce (drizzled Kemper’s sta anticipated), Crispy fried oysters............$14 over a aky hunk of striped and the room still has a clubSteamed mussels ...............$13 bass that Audubon might house quality. It’s also now a Pan-roasted chicken.........$22 have written 10 pages about tribute to Brown, who died Grilled wild striped bass...$25 in his journal). And there’s last May at age 67, and it deCafé Benny...........................$18 Chocolate budino................. $7 also the annel-thick potato serves to be among his artispuree with the pan-roasted tic legacies. The museum’s chicken. Maloney recently co-founder, banker R. Crosby changed her standard chicken dish to that Kemper Jr., not only commissioned Brown to comforting, home-style recipe. It’s delectably assemble the installation — called The History of Art and painted in the styles of 110 artists moist under a slightly crispy golden skin. This same chicken is now on the Sunday (Fernando Botero, Mary Cassatt, points bebrunch menu, too, where (like those fried oystween) — but also named the café for Brown’s daughter, Sebastienne, whose portrait hangs ters) it’s slightly less costly. (Maloney likes to use up her fresh weekend ingredients before in the dining room. the restaurant’s weekly downtime, Monday.) The room changes at night, when Maloney That Sunday meal includes smart renditions and company shift gears from lunchtime bustle of what you’d expect: generous French toast, to a sexy languor. The servers, veterans who Art on the walls and on the plate a substantial croque madame sandwich, an omelet du jour. I prefer Maloney’s spin on eggs Benedict, in which a bright hollandaise complements a pair of delicate crab cakes. That’s not a variation common to these parts, and she pulls it o deliciously. During brunch hours, the atrium is dense with talk, conversations bouncing off the room’s many hard surfaces and tidbits landing where the speakers probably prefer they didn’t. I once overheard an entire dialogue from a table far across the room, and even I wish I hadn’t. Still, on a sunny day, the light and the food are soothing enough to counter any cacophony. At this brunch, you’ll want dessert, especially if it’s Maloney’s signature chocolate budino — the bastard child of chocolate pudding and ganache. It’s not to be missed at any meal, even if you’ve already downed a plate of warm, crumbly apple crisp (which comes topped with two scoops of candied-ginger ice cream). Both are musts, and both are — like almost every other dish from Maloney’s kitchen — museum quality. Her art continues to appreciate. Have a suggestion for a restaurant The Pitch should review? E-mail firstname.lastname@example.org pitch.com MARC HO2 AP R IL 3 3X TT HH EE PP II TT CC HH 19 pitch.com M N8 T-H X X–X X, , 2 20 010 1 FAT C I T Y DRAIN IT 10540 South Ridgeview Rd. Olathe, KS 66061 • 913.897.1188 BY JON AT H A N BENDER Find your one shining moment at a new-to-you sports bar. Whistle Stop Homicide Tickets now available at The Central Ticket Office: S A B R I N A S TA I R E S Last chance to see... 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Acoustic Sounds and its subsidiaries, all of which are located on a 70,000-squarefoot campus near the train tracks that run north of downtown Salina, are essentially a massive bet on the market for vinyl. The company retails and distributes new and used records — plus an assortment of audiophile paraphernalia, such as turntables, preamps and speakers — online at acousticsounds.com. It supplies wholesale vinyl to independent record shops. It records artists at Blue Heaven Studios. It plates and presses vinyl records at its plant, Quality Record Pressings. And it reissues rare and out-of-print albums from such labels as Blue Note, Impulse and Prestige. It has been only two years since Kassem decided to start pressing vinyl in Salina, but Quality Record Pressings already has an international reputation for high-end audio. “I’ve visited almost every vinyl pressing plant in the world,” says Michael Fremer, senior contributing editor at Stereophile magazine and editor of analogplanet.com. “And QRP is right at the top, along with a handful of others. There’s Palace, in Germany. There’s Optimal, which is also in Germany. There’s RTI, in California. And there’s Chad and QRP. And I’m not sure there’s anybody else get- A sonic boom from Salina: the LP BY D AV ID HUDN A L L C M US I C MEGAN DEJMAL Waxing on at Quality Record Pressings. on high-quality vinyl. Then he sold the new records through Acoustic Sounds’ mail-order catalog. (Analogue’s rst reissue was a classical record, Virgil Thomson’s The Plow That Broke the Plains.) Kassem also founded Analogue Production Originals (APO), a label dedicated to releasing new music from aging blues legends. In 1997, he bought an old Victorian church in Salina, converted it into Blue Heaven Studios, and began recording APO artists there. In the years since, APO has released new material from semi-forgotten blues gures such as Honeyboy Edwards, Jimmie Lee Robinson and Jimmy Rogers (a member of Muddy Waters’ original band), plus Kansas City blues legends Myra Taylor and Little Hatch. He often records these artists while they’re in Salina for Blues Masters at the Crossroads, the blues festival that Acoustic Sounds throws. “He’s recorded a wide range of American blues music down there,” says Chuck Haddix, local blues historian and host of KCUR 89.3’s The Fish Fry. “He brings a lot of love to those projects, and he does it right. The recordings he does are high- delity, 180-gram vinyl, and he captures these guys at the top of their game. He doesn’t put out that much, but what he does is top-shelf, both artistically and technically. It’s kind of a throwback to an earlier era. I mean, he holds a blues concert series in a converted church. Things take on a greater meaning in that kind of environment.” pitch.com All record collectors dream of a big score, and Kassem’s came about in 2004, when he bought a collection of 30,000 sealed records from a widow in Olathe. “It was a pretty wealthy family, and they were all busy with jobs and careers, and they just didn’t have the time to deal with sorting through all the husband’s records and guring out what was worth what,” Kassem says. “I o ered them a lump sum, drove down and picked up some guys from under a bridge near Southwest Tra cway, and we hauled every last record out of that place.” Acoustic Sounds moved into an old Dillon’s grocery store shortly thereafter. Then, in 2011, it moved again, when Kassem decided to start pressing records himself. ting the consistency he’s getting. And here’s another thing: RTI has been around 30 years. Palace has been making records since before World War II. QRP just came out of nowhere.” n 1984, Kassem moved from Lafayette, Louisiana, to Salina to get sober. Why the middle of Kansas? “You don’t send a drunk to New Orleans or Miami to get sober,” he says. He got a job as a cook at Russell’s Truckstop Café and started collecting records as a hobby. Using mail-order catalogs, he traded, bought and sold rare and high-quality blues and jazz records. By 1986, he put a name on his operation: Acoustic Sounds. Kassem has an obsessive streak and an audiophile’s ear — advantageous characteristics for record collectors — and his business grew quickly. He moved from a two-bedroom apartment to a house with four bedrooms to accommodate the stacks of records piling up. By 1991, Acoustic Sounds was doing $100,000 a month in sales. “The neighbors started complaining about the 18-wheelers delivering pallets of records outside,” Kassem says. “So we nally had to move to a commercial space.” Soon after he relocated operations to downtown Salina, Kassem started a reissue label, which he called Analogue Productions. He contacted record labels and negotiated deals to license their artists’ original analog recordings, then had them remastered and pressed I K assem’s voice sometimes arches up into a yell. It is unclear how much control he has over it. “Stand over here,” he barks, from behind his desk. Kassem wears hoodies to work, but not in the hip manner of Silicon Valley CEOs. He pairs them with sweatpants in a way that suggests a man who does not think too hard about his physical appearance. His cluttered o ce gives a similar impression. Two human-sized speakers occupy the space across from Kassem’s desk, where you might expect visitors’ chairs to be. The rest is just promo boxes and stacks of records. continued on page 24 THE PITCH 1 22 THE PITCH M A R C H 2 8 -A P R I L 3, 20 1 3 pitch.com M O N T H X X–X X , 2 0 0 X pitch.com M A R C H 2 8 -A P R I L 3, 20 1 3 THE PITCH 23 KNUCKLEHEADS F re e S h u tt le in th e S u rr o u n d in g A re a MARCH: WHERE THE BEST MUSICIANS IN THE WORLD PLAY 27 : Hamilton Loomis 28 : Bleu Edmondson 29 : Jeff Bergen’s Elvis Show 29 : 4 Fried Chickens & A Coke 30 : Junebug’s 50th Birthday Bash w/ Killborn Alley, Tom Hall & Rick Gibson 3 : The Crayons 5 : Trampled Under Fish Trampled Under Foot & Samantha Fish 5 : Amy Lavere A Living Room Session APRIL: SATURDAY, APRIL 6TH 8th Annual Prom with the Belairs, & Whitey Morgan Nikki Hill, The 78’S continued from page 22 He drops the needle on People, Hell and Angels, an album of unreleased Jimi Hendrix songs that QRP recently pressed. “You see how loud it is, but it’s not hurting your ears at all? We can talk while it’s on,” Kassem says. “With bad recordings, you have to turn it down to really hear. I want to be able to turn it up. Why have the volume knob if you can’t turn it up?” He plays Counting Crows’ debut album, August and Everything After, which QRP also recently pressed. “If the guys in this band ever heard this, they’d re every fuckin’ engineer or producer they ever hired before,” he says. here are only about 15 vinyl pressing plants in the United States and 30 worldwide. This relative scarcity would seem to suggest opportunity. But opening a pressing plant is not as simple as buying some machines and hiring some workers to operate them. It has been decades since new pressing equipment was built. After CDs were introduced, manufacturers assumed that the record presses and plating tools required to make vinyl records would become obsolete, and they stopped producing them. To start their pressing plant, Kassem and his team had to track down old presses and then recondition them. The 10 presses and assorted machinery now churning inside QRP were hauled to Salina from such locations as London, Sweden and South Korea. Finding someone with the knowledge and ability to oversee a pressing plant presented another challenge; plating and pressing records is a highly specialized skill. Kassem was able to convince Gary Salstrom to leave RTI in California, where he had earned a reputation as one of the most respected plating technicians in the world, move to Salina, and become QRP’s plant manager. (Salstrom’s wife grew up in Overland Park, which worked in Kassem’s favor.) “It was very shrewd of Chad to bring Gary in,” says Marc Mickelson, the founder and editor of the Audio Beat, an online audiophile publication. “He’s a really renowned guy in the audiophile world.” “There are only a few Garys in the world,” M O N T H X X–X X , 2 0 0 X Kassem (left) and Salstrom keep things turning. Kassem says. “His expertise pushes us to a serious level. Because of Gary, we’re able to produce the absolute highest-quality records.” Salstrom says he simply shares Kassem’s philosophy about QRP serving discerning listeners. “We can’t compete with [pressing plants] Rainbo and United. They’re bigger, and they can o er lower prices,” he says. “But the quality is not as good as ours. And there’s a larger group of people out there moving toward quality, and those are the people that are seeking us out.” In the beginning, QRP cranked out only the albums that Acoustic Sounds wanted to press and sell. Quickly, though, QRP attracted customers: Smaller labels looking to press vinyl that had to wait in line behind the Sonys of the world to get their records done. Now bigger labels are calling, having heard the quality of other QRP releases. So what is QRP doing that’s so different than other plants? “If you overcook vinyl, you get dead spots,” Salstrom says. “We keep plate lacquers at lower temperatures — plates at higher temperatures can induce pre-echo and high-end loss.” “I hate to make the analogy to McDonald’s, because QRP is producing the equivalent of gourmet food, but there’s a uniformity to the process at QRP that is kind of McDonald’slike,” Fremer says. “For instance, they’ve installed sensors inside the actual tools so they can control and monitor the temperature. Nobody else has those. Other companies depend on the skill and intuition of the pressmen. They’ve also installed a valve system, where they know the precise temperature of the water coming in and going out. In other plants, that temperature will vary, and it will a ect the quality of the sound on the nished product. There are a lot of small things like that that they’re doing to ensure quality. Basically they’re using modern computer technology to take an old technology and make it much better, and much more consistent. “At rst, the records were just OK,” Fremer says. “They had to work out the kinks of their system. But now I get records from QRP, and they’re quiet, at and beautiful. You put the stylus in the groove, and you don’t hear any pitch.com T noise. The depth of the quiet is really amazing. Chad made the investment from the beginning to surpass everybody else in terms of technology, and it’s paid o .” A JJ GREY & MOFRO with The Slide Brother APRIL 9TH For more info & tickets: knuckleheadskc.com 2715 Rochester, KCMO coustic Sounds doesn’t disclose its finances, but it keeps hiring — 56 employees at last count — and new business keeps coming in. On a good day, 500 orders leave the Acoustic Sounds warehouse. Recently, QRP pressed the entire Doors catalog, a boxed set of six studio albums that retailed at Acoustic Sounds for $400. Soon, Kassem’s company will repress most of the Beach Boys’ discography. My Morning Jacket frontman Jim James released his rst solo album earlier this year; Salstrom plated it, QRP pressed it, and you can buy it on Acoustic Sounds’ website as a 200-gram vinyl LP. Kassem seems pleased by the progress, but he’s still scheming. He has his eye on a new target: MP3s. “One of the main things we’re nding is that people who want quality really want quality,” he says. “So the next thing we’re getting into is high-resolution downloads. They’re as close to vinyl as you can get. “I don’t give a shit about the money, I really don’t,” Kassem says. “This whole thing started as a hobby, and it’s still my hobby. 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The Pinstripes, the New Riddim, Arm the Poor: 8 p.m. The Riot Room, 4048 Broadway, 816-442-8179. Plains, Single Lash, Agent X-12: 10 p.m. Replay Lounge, 946 Massachusetts, Lawrence, 785-749-7676. S AT U R D AY, M A R C H 3 0 Architects, Six Percent, the Uzis: 10 p.m. RecordBar, 1020 Westport Rd., 816-753-5207. Minnesota, Protohype & DCarls: 8:30 p.m. The Granada, 1020 Massachusetts, Lawrence, 785-842-1390. Musiq Soulchild, Dwele: 8 p.m. The Midland, 1228 Main, 816-283-9900. Rockabilly Prom with Rex Hobart and the HonkyTonk Standards, Los Lobos Locos, the Konza Swamp Band, St. Dallas and the Sinners, River City Rejects, Crybaby Ranch, Phantoms of the Opry, and more: 6 p.m. The Riot Room, 4048 Broadway, 816-442-8179. Clockwise from left: Thao & the Get Down Stay Down, Pink Floyd, and Tommy and the High Pilots T U E S D AY, A P R I L 2 Adrenaline Mob: VooDoo Lounge, Harrah’s Casino, 1 Riverboat Dr., North Kansas City, 816-472-7777. Alt-J, Hundred Waters: 7 p.m. The Midland, 1228 Main, 816-283-9900. As I Lay Dying, the Devil Wears Prada, For Today, the Chariot: 6 p.m. The Granada, 1020 Massachusetts, Lawrence, 785-842-1390. Crash Diet, Crucify Barbara, Snakeskyn Whiskey: 8 p.m. Czar, 1531 Grand, 816-421-0300. Miracles of Modern Science, Attic Wolves: 10 p.m. Replay Lounge, 946 Massachusetts, Lawrence, 785-749-7676. Sonic Spectrum Tribute to Pink Floyd Don’t hold your breath at this tribute show for the Pink Floyd songs you hear on KCFX 101.1 (the Fox). Given the lineup — psychedelic electronica act Monta At Odds performs, as does a group of thrown-together local players (Kent Burnham, Lori DeManche, Je Harshbarger, Mark Lowrey, Chris Meck and Cody Wyoming) calling itself the Anderson Council — I’m thinking deep cuts from Meddle and The Piper at the Gates of Dawn are probably more likely. Sunday, March 31, at RecordBar (1020 Westport Road, 816-753-5207) Nguyen didn’t know her way around a tune, but she totally does. Wednesday, April 3, at RecordBar (1020 Westport Road, 816-753-5207) Otis Heat, with the Grisly Hand Thao & the Get Down Stay Down Thao Nguyen’s oddball exuberance puts her in league with female singer-songwriters such as Annie Clark (St. Vincent), Merrill Garbus (Tune-Yards) and Joanna Newsom. (Newsom actually guests on Thao & the Get Down Stay Down’s latest LP, We the Common.) But Nguyen is poppier than those women, even as the genres she pulls into her songs are more catholic. We the Common is rooted in a kind of warped folk pop, but anything goes: banjo plucks, dirty blues licks, brass sections. The whole thing would be obnoxious if Blues, folk and funk ideas collide in the music of Portland, Oregon, trio Otis Heat. Results vary: Sometimes it’s a weirdo Black Keys vibe; sometimes it’s white-boy jam-band funk nonsense. The group is supported on this bill by local alt-country crew the Grisly Hand, which is celebrating the release of the rst single from its upcoming album, uh, Country Singles. You won’t walk home with anything — the song will be available on the Grisly Hand’s Bandcamp for $1, and the new album isn’t out until late April — but everybody who downloads the song gets a “free surprise gift,” according to guitarist Mike Stover. Who are you to deny such an o er? Friday, March 29, at the Brick (1727 McGee, 816-421-1634) label, anchored by blurry-soundscape creators such as Say My Name; Coke Weed X; and 1,000,000 Light Years, the solo project of Patrick Hangauer. I was playing 1,000,000 Light Years’ recently dropped Rainbow Keys EP in my o ce the other day, and a co-worker commented that it sounded like the music the ice-cream truck plays. I think what he meant is that it’s vaguely hypnotic, which it is. But it’s also layered and urbane, its New Age tones peacefully tempered by downtempo beats. Thursday, March 28, at the Riot Room (4048 Broadway, 816-442-8179) W E D N E S D AY, A P R I L 3 Awolnation, Blondfire, Mother Mother: 7 p.m. Liberty Hall, 644 Massachusetts, Lawrence, 785-749-1972. Logan Mize, Jill Martin & Ryan Mannuel: 7 p.m. The Granada, 1020 Massachusetts, Lawrence, 785-842-1390. FUTURECAST Tommy and the High Pilots Santa Barbara’s Tommy and the High Pilots work a hook like a group weaned on 1990s radio rock. But they throw in inspiration from ’80s greats, too: Mellencamp and Petty on previous albums, Peter Gabriel on their upcoming fulllength, Only Human, out in May on Redbird Records. The risen Jesus says: Celebrate Easter with an indie-funk party at the Riot Room. 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Tim Whitmer & KC Express, 4:30 p.m. Take Five Coffee + Bar: 5336 W. 151st St., Overland Park, 913948-5550. Chris Burnett Quartet. The Riot Room: 4048 Broadway, 816-442-8179. Last of the Wildmen, Jib Jab Jones, Now I Know For Sure, 8 p.m. Tomfooleries: 612 W. 47th St., 816-753-0555. The Transients, 9 p.m. COMEDY Improv Comedy Club and Dinner Theater: 7260 N.W. 87th St., 816-759-5233. Rodney Perry, 7 & 10 p.m. Stanford’s Comedy Club: 1867 Village West Pkwy., Kansas City, Kan., 913-400-7500. Artie Fletcher, 7:45 & 9:45 p.m. BLUES/FUNK/SOUL B.B.’s Lawnside BBQ: 1205 E. 85th St., 816-822-7427. Hudspeth and Shinetop, 7-10 p.m. Slow Ride Roadhouse: 1350 N. Third St., Lawrence, 785-7492727. Lonnie Ray Blues Band, 6-10 p.m. The Uptown Arts Bar: 3611 Broadway. Blues Hour with Briar, 5:30 p.m. EASY LISTENING Chaz on the Plaza: 325 Ward Pkwy., 816-802-2152. Jimmy Dykes & the Blisstonians, 7 p.m. Coda: 1744 Broadway, 816-569-1747. Scott Easterday, 7 p.m. The Uptown Arts Bar: 3611 Broadway. Frikus & the Hooligans, 8 p.m. ROOTS/COUNTRY/BLUEGRASS Czar: 1531 Grand, 816-421-0300. Elkheart’s Downtown Outlaw Fiasco, 7 p.m., free. Jazz: 1859 Village West Pkwy., Kansas City, Kan., 913-328-0003. Brendan MacNaughton. RecordBar: 1020 Westport Rd., 816-753-5207. Rex Hobart’s Honky Tonk Supper Club, 7 p.m., free.; Ryan Triggs, Ali Sperry, Caitlin Cannon & the Artillery, 10 p.m. S U N D AY 31 DJ The Foundry: 424 Westport Rd., 816-960-0866. DJ Lazy B. Hamburger Mary’s: 101 Southwest Blvd., 816-842-1919. Bad Music Sundays with Brett Dietrich, 3:30 p.m. Replay Lounge: 946 Massachusetts, Lawrence, 785-749-7676. DJ G Train on the patio. JAZZ The Majestic Restaurant: 931 Broadway, 816-221-1888. Hermon Mehari Trio, 6 p.m. The Phoenix: 302 W. Eighth St., 816-221-5299. Open Jam with the Everette DeVan Trio, 7 p.m. BAR GAMES/DRUNKEN DISTRACTIONS Clarette Club: 5400 Martway, Mission, 913-384-0986. Texas Hold ’em. The Fox and Hound: 10428 Metcalf, Overland Park, 913-6491700. Poker, 7 & 10 p.m. Frank James Saloon: 10919 N.W. Hwy. 45, Parkville, 816-5050800. Karaoke, 6-10 p.m. Hamburger Mary’s: 101 Southwest Blvd., 816-842-1919. Mary’s Drag Brunch, 11 a.m. Missie B’s: 805 W. 39th St., 816-561-0625. Dirty Dorothy, 10 p.m.; karaoke, 10 p.m. The Red Balloon: 10325 W. 75th St., Overland Park, 913-9622330. Karaoke, 8 p.m., free. Westport Flea Market: 817 Westport Rd., 816-931-1986. Texas Hold ’em, Sundays, 3 & 6 p.m. BAR GAMES/DRUNKEN DISTRACTIONS Black & Gold Tavern: 3740 Broadway. Geeks Who Drink Trivia, 8 p.m. Coda: 1744 Broadway, 816-569-1747. Team Trivia with Teague Hayes, 7 p.m., $5 buy-in. Duke’s on Grand: 1501 Grand, 816-527-0122. Xtreme League Trivia, 8 p.m. 403 Club: 403 N. Fifth St., 913-499-8392. Ladies’ Night. Jackpot Music Hall: 943 Massachusetts, Lawrence, 785-8321085. Karaoke. MiniBar: 3810 Broadway, 816-326-8281. Robert Moore’s Name That Tune, 7 p.m., $5 entry fee. The Velvet Dog: 400 E. 31st St., 816-753-9990. Beer pong tournament, 9:30 p.m. OPEN MIC/JAM SESSIONS The Hideout: 6948 N. Oak Tfwy., 816-468-0550. Open blues jam, 7 p.m. Knuckleheads Saloon: 2715 Rochester, 816-483-1456. Open Jam with Levee Town, 2-7 p.m.; Back Room Jam, 1-5 p.m. The Majestic Restaurant: 931 Broadway, 816-221-1888. Mark Lowrey jazz jam, 5 p.m. OPEN MIC/JAM SESSIONS Quasimodo: 12056 W. 135th St., Overland Park, 913-239-9666. Dave Hays Band Open Jam. Stanford’s Comedy Club: 1867 Village West Pkwy., Kansas City, Kan., 913-400-7500. Open Mic Night. W E D N E S D AY 3 ROCK/POP/INDIE The Bottleneck: 737 New Hampshire, Lawrence, 785-8415483. Monophonics, Kris Lager Band, 8 p.m. Knuckleheads Saloon: 2715 Rochester, 816-483-1456. The Crayons, 8 p.m. Replay Lounge: 946 Massachusetts, Lawrence, 785-749-7676. Muscle Worship, Vacation Club, CRYS, Lazy, 10 p.m. The Riot Room: 4048 Broadway, 816-442-8179. Caleb McGinn, Laura Wetzel, Adam Case, 8 p.m. M O N D AY 1 ROCK/POP/INDIE Czar: 1531 Grand, 816-421-0300. 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He’s made signi cant progress in the past few years, but he’s stuck on the fact that he will only be able to pursue a job, have a social life, and tackle other obstacles after he loses his virginity. (He’s also a little Asperger’s-y.) It would be easy for me to drive him to Nevada and eliminate the issue. I don’t have any illusions that this will solve his problems, but my mom and I are hopeful that it would eliminate an excuse from taking positive steps forward. Should I o er to take him? Or force him to sort it out on his own despite his crippling social issues? BY D A N S AVA G E (800) 409 - MEET on protection and STI transmission. Above all, he needs to treat her with respect.” Dear Dan: I’m a straight guy who recently got out of a long-term relationship. Physically, she rocked my world. Unfortunately, she rocked my world mentally, too. It was a toxic relationship for both of us, but we couldn’t keep our hands o each other. I nally feel ready to date again, and last week I met this gorgeous girl — intelligent, successful, positive. But there is just one thing, and it’s killing me: She’s a skinny girl. I’ve always dated women with curves. Am I fetishizing curvy girls too much? What is my dick thinking here? Socially Interactive Sister Dear SIS: “I want to commend SIS for considering the services of a sex worker in such a positive and nonjudgmental way,” says Siouxsie Q, a San Francisco sex worker and the creator and host of The WhoreCast, a weekly podcast that seeks to humanize people in the sex industry. Some will object to your hiring a sex worker to help your brother out, but you can tell those people to go fuck themselves — or to rent The Sessions. In that 2012 lm, John Hawkes plays a poet who is paralyzed from the neck down. Helen Hunt plays a sexual surrogate whom the poet hires with the blessing of his priest. Hawkes’ disability in The Sessions was immediately apparent, but your brother’s disability is no less real for being invisible. So I don’t see why anyone should object to your brother getting a little professional assistance with his plight. Hire a sex worker for your brother if you think it will help, and there’s no need to drive to Nevada. Siouxsie suggests that you look for an “experienced” (read: somewhat older) escort in your area. A sex worker older than 25 or 30, who maintains her own website — and has write-ups on escort review sites — is far less likely to be tra cked or exploited, and is far more likely to be experienced and patient. She may have worked with men like your brother. So what do you do once you locate a prospective sex worker in you area? “Send an e-mail explaining the situation and your brother’s special needs,” Siouxsie says. “There are sex workers out there who specialize in working with clients with disabilities, and many have experience working with clients who might be very similar to her brother.” You should be able to nd one. If the rst woman you contact doesn’t work with men like your brother, she may be able to refer you to someone. Once you nd your local Helen Hunt, prep your brother. “Give him a pep talk,” Siouxsie says. “Let him know about etiquette and protocol: no haggling, no prying for personal information. His personal hygiene needs to be impeccable, and he should know the basics 30 THE PITCH M A R C H 2 8 -A P R I L 3, 20 1 3 My Dick, My Annoyance That said, sometimes the dick wants more than the guy attached to it realizes. 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