FML [f*ck my life]
The first shot I took was literally hilarious. I physically needed both hands to cork it, jumped at the sound of the bullet, and then turned around and pointed the gun right at Jason. “Stop!” Jose screamed, “Don’t do that! It’s very dangerous!” In less than 10 minutes I was already in trouble. I looked at Jason with a paralyzing expression thinking, “I am not to be trusted with a gun.” I could have blown Jason’s head right off. The competition was between Jason and I. I took 5 dramatic shots. Yes! I got better, still needed both hands, but my timing improved. Jason by contrast was a professional. The asshole beat me! Jose gave me my R.I.P certificate but for the first time I didn’t mind it a single bit since to be honest I don’t like guns and I hate them being anywhere near me. Rule 2: Never point the gun at anyone! EDITOR’S NOTE Alright whoa! When I asked the office to book Gina in at El Rancho, I ABSOLUTELY DID NOT PLAN FOR HER TO LEARN SHOOTING OR KNIFE TOSSING. I would NEVER give Gina a gun. And I really mean never! Talk about a loose cannon!
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Archery was next on the El Rancho agenda. I didn’t think I would enjoy it much, but I did. I was quickly briefed and then I was given the arrow and the bow or is it the bow and the arrow? I got behind the line and was told where to shoot. Yep got it, what a piece of cake! 1 2 3 Go!!! I nearly took off half of my face off, but I did hit the arrow somewhat in the right place. I was really excited until Jose reminded me that “it’s nothing but beginners luck”.
He was soon proven right as the next shot literally lost the plot and just flew in the wrong direction. That was the price I paid for being too excited. Rule number 3: Focus at all times! All in all I would say not bad for a city chick like me! Thank you El Rancho and Mr. Jose Daoud for a wonderful experience. I will definitely be coming back with my kids, but this time I’ll be more prepared
I nearly took off half of my face off, but I did hit the arrow somewhat in the right place. Editor’s Note There will not be a next time. There will not be a next time. There will not be a next time. This is not a typo, I meant to write that 3 times! Especially since I need Jason alive to continue to shoot for the mag, Gina! You are allowed to go try whatever you like at El Rancho as long as it doesn’t include firearms of any sort!
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