DRINKS If it’s good drinks and good times you’re lookin’ for, the Northside of Portland has got ya covered, baby. Whether it’s those big woody beers for the young guys, or bubbles for the ladies, you can find it all from Arbor Lodge to the tip of the St. Johns bridge. I’ve been drinkin’ in this neck of the woods since Johnson rode the brass tacks and Cubby Broccoli made the pictures, and I tell you there’s no barkeep straigher than a Northside Portland gal or fella to keep your martini cold or your doubles even. Whether you got important business or are just lookin’ to get gassed with the boys, there’s a waterin’ hole here where you can tie it on with a twist and forget about it. Come stand one up with me at Lurisio’s some Wednesday night, and I’ll tell you how it used to be. We’ll get the chicken francese, I’ll have my guy Danny keep the Rusty Nails comin’, and you’ll see some real Northside Portland class, kid. You’ll know how we did it in the day, and teach your punk friends what it’s like to get tight with the brand name in luxury nightlife, Vern Fiduccio.
Vern Fiduccio
President, Fiduccio Fine Jewelers
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