I SAW U
POKE-A-DOT PANTS, PARK AVE CAFE
CHECKED OUT AT THE LIBRARY
You: Dark Blonde Me: Oblivious Audiophile We made eye contact - I shouldn’t have been so coy. I thought I recognized you and now I remember from where. Let’s check out together next time and get to know each other. When: Wednesday, December 19, 2012. Where: NOPO Library. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915305
NIGHTLIGHT LOUNGE-SANGRIA, SANGRIA
Nicole: somehow your number slipped away. Dammit! Let’s take a slow-sipping journey to the fruit at the bottom. When: Sunday, December 16, 2012. Where: Nightlight Lounge. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915304
JOHN(?) AT TIGER BAR
You have the most intense blue eyes and I couldn’t stop looking at them. You came in the bathroom while I was trying to fix my tights. I should have looked when you said you didn’t mind. When: Friday, December 14, 2012. Where: Tiger Bar, NW Broadway. You: Man. Me: Woman. #915303
DANCING AT CC’S
You - very cute tallish blonde from Santa Cruz with black scarf and two friends. Me, tall guy with glasses and black shirt, with two friends. We danced, I bought you a beer, you disappeared! Let’s go out. When: Thursday, December 13, 2012. Where: CC Slaughters. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915302
HANNA FROM BEND!
Exchanged smiles a few weeks back. I complimented your poke-a-dot pants, you smiled and said thank you. Lets smile and trade compliments again sometime :). When: Saturday, November 10, 2012. Where: several weeks ago. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915292
this is Dan.I helped you pick out a raincoat last week in NW.it was nice talking with you,you have beautiful eyes and I felt we shared a moment.I would like to see you again.well,you know where to find me. When: Tuesday, November 20, 2012. Where: n.w. 23rd. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915265
I LOVE FAKE FLOWERS TOO
GINGER BEARDED SHOE ADMIRER.
Dear Nurse, Remember the best $400 you ever spent? You’re adorable and so is your tattoo. We’re bummed we didn’t take a picture of it. Come back to Casa so we can fix this! Love, Bunny and Red xx When: Friday, November 16, 2012. Where: CASA DIABLO. You: Man. Me: Woman. #915268
APARTMENT PAINTING/ RECORD HAULING
Lovely and beguiling brunette buying paint for your new apartment. You spoke of your records and questioned my butter. I should’ve offered my help in exchange for some quality audio and more of that smile. Painting makes me thirsty. You? When: Sunday, December 9, 2012. Where: NE Weidler Fred Meyer. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915298
WAITER, MONTAGE SUNDAY NIGHT
You: Tall copper-haired waiter, very polite, adorable smile. You gave me the last bit of wine. You gave my friend the squirrel. Me: Long brunette hair, green scarf, trying not to blush in front of jealous friend. Who are you? When: Sunday, December 9, 2012. Where: Montage. You: Man. Me: Woman. #915296
HAWTHORNE FOOD CARTS SAT NIGHT
You: Very intoxicated, you interjected during a conversation I was having with my friend about my role in life. You were headed to karoke after a trial of errors led you to miss Santacon. You introduced yourself as John. When: Saturday, December 8, 2012. Where: Hawthorne Food Carts. You: Man. Me: Woman. #915295
CLUE NECKLACE AT TEDS BERBATIS
Clue-necklace @ teds berbatis pan dec 1. You so tall! cyclyst cap and whitetee, calm demeanor, sexy weasel-smile gave me deep pleasure-thanks! Im the green haired alien dancer Your magical pine cone necklace will guide you to me! When: Saturday, December 1, 2012. Where: Teds berbati pan bar. You: Man. Me: Woman. #915294
TO: LOCK FROM: SMITTEN we met thanksgiving weekend while fighting our way through the sf airport. we laughed together at my sad to-go salad. your slow smile and thoughtful conversation made my heart blush. come find me. i might be the key that fits. When: Saturday, November 24, 2012. Where: san fran airport. You: Man. Me: Woman. #915293
MONDAY NIGHT
Argghh! This stuff makes me feel like a little kid that pretends they dont like it when you tickle them, but they laugh and laugh and stay close enough so you can keep tickling them! moon2shine, 35
NO ASSEMBLY REQUIRED
Your my MFA crush, I can’t help it, it’s your beard and well your everything. You remind me of bluto from popeye. I wish I was around PNCA more. Your studio work was beautiful. When: Thursday, November 15, 2012. Where: Pnca-mfa open studio. You: Man. Me: Woman. #915291
I have eaten at your place of employment way too often to have never seen you before... surely you are partnered off. But, if not... you made me smile and my shoes are just fine after the accident. When: Monday, November 26, 2012. Where: Alberta. You: Man. Me: Woman. #915282
I’m an active tea drinker, always on the search for new music, vinyl enthusiast. I teach yoga, play the ukulele. My roommates are all four legged and furry and my greatest love affairs are with music and travel. DearDreamboat, 26
LISA WITH THE LOST CLUB
PINECONE BUTT TATTOO AT BAGBY
Outlandish intelligent half-feral adventuresome dancing bon vivant with healing hands, theatrical tendencies, and visionary schemes seeks same for heartful honest beautiful hilarious waltz to the next level. Must love words, forests, hootenannies, surreal parades, porches, and the sea. artemisia, 30
i forgot your sandwich, so i gave you a free mimosa. you tipped me $26.05. that was TOO sweet. i thought you were beautiful even before you made me rich. would you let me take you out one time? When: Friday, December 7, 2012. Where: alberta. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915290
YOU: TALLER THAN HOMELESS LADY
The homeless lady wanted to fight you which gave you and I an excuse to smile at each other several times. Thought you were going to follow me on to the bus, you should have! Me: Grey coat and glasses When: Friday, December 7, 2012. Where: Bus stop @ SW Burnside and 2nd around 6pm. You: Man. Me: Woman. #915289
HELLO HEAVEN
PUGASUS
Girls 4 Boys
I saw u on the streetcar we got off at 23rd you looked at me and I died a little. I was talking to a guy. You had a ross bag,black hair. Write me back somehow? Post another ad? When: Tuesday, November 20, 2012. Where: streetcar, 5 pm. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #915264
DOE EYED BAKER AT WOODLAWN
You’re new, or I never see you, but between your beautiful pastries and your beautiful eyes I’m kicking myself for not being able to talk to you. You seem quiet and focused, what could be sexier? When: Monday, December 3, 2012. Where: Woodlawn Coffee and Pastry. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915287
NW 23RD WALKING TOGETHER
You recently moved back here from Seattle and were out looking for jobs in a red coat, me newly arrived from Tucson....we chatted a bit as we walked down 23rd and I was soo taken by you! Coffee? When: Wednesday, December 5, 2012. Where: NW 23rd. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915286
OFFICER H. FOILS ATTEMPTED THEFT! You showed up at my house after I called in an attempted theft. Couldn’t see a ring on your hand because of your gloves. Hesitated on asking you out because I felt it was inappropriate. Buy you a coffee sometime? When: Monday, November 26, 2012. Where: My house in outer SE. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915285
GRAVEYARD BUS BUDDIES
It’s hard trying to pick up somebody who is already naked. me, girl drinking crown royal from the trucker’s inconspicuous water bottle. You, made me guess your last name4 twenty minutes. Anyway, I think we’d be a really cute couple. When: Saturday, December 1, 2012. Where: Bagby Hot Springs. You: Man. Me: Woman. #915281
PLAIDCLAD REDHEAD AT THE VIP/ROLLERDERBY Tall with a fetching smile and so many other note worthy qualities that I was disappointed when you left before the end. As with all missed opportunities, I regret not initiating a conversation the moment we smiled at each other. When: Sunday, December 2, 2012. Where: PDX Roller Derby. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915279
I saw you at booty bassment. You had red script on your metal like or metal adjacent t-shirt. I had floral pants on. I was trying to make eyes at you but you were busy being the DJ. Drinks? When: Saturday, December 1, 2012. Where: Booty Bassment. You: Man. Me: Woman. #915277
GROCERY SHOPPING WITH YOUR DAUGHTER You made a playful comment to your little girl about something she was collecting in the bulk section. Then we checked out in the same line. I had to leave the line abruptly. Who was I buying groceries with? When: Tuesday, November 27, 2012. Where: NE 122nd Winco. You: Man. Me: Woman. #915273
GREASER You were sitting facing the back door. I purposely sat next to you, we kept giving each other eyes. I was thrown off my game when the guy sat between us. I was wearing a head scarf. When: Friday, November 30, 2012. Where: 75 towards Milwaukie. You: Man. Me: Woman. #915272
We met at Outside In and we were both getting STD tests. You said you were starting to see someone but hey, he might die tomorrow. If he does, call me in two weeks when you get your results! When: Wednesday, November 21, 2012. Where: Outside IN. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915271
DUBSTEP TUESDAY YOU STRIPPED SHIRT
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CLEAN UPRIGHT UNCOMMON BEGUILING WOMAN
I find online attempts to connect respectable, but it feels counterintuitive. I’d prefer meeting someone in my everyday life, but that’s not happening. I’m a bit unpredictably traditional--I appreciate a man who’s not afraid to court, should it get there. LegoLover, 42
CAN YOU KEEP UP?
I am very active from motorcycles dirt/ street, camping, kayaking,snowboard ing,backpacking, disc golf, day hikes, shooting, road trips, concerts, beer/ wine/food/art/culture exploration, yoga, hot rod and bike wrenching, tattoos. My hobbies widely vary. Can you keep up? I dare you to try. stormusbootimusmaximus, 28
TICKER TAPE PARADE
I do what we’re doing at the time. You may not ever meet a more honest and direct person than me. I can make most anything a fun situation and want to see everything in this world. I’m never last-picked... shellyg, 40
PARTNER IN CRIME
WE GOT TESTED TOGETHER!
we danced at dubstep tuesday at crown room, you had a pretty face and a striped hoodie, I had a John Coltrane shirt on and a button up you told me to stay where i was and then disappeared. When: Tuesday, November 27, 2012. Where: dusbstep tuesday crown room. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915270
Simple To Respond!
Honestly im a hodgepodge of awkward girl. Born and raised in Portland im creative and spontaneous. I love a good dive bar, theatre, and being with friends. marylane, 24
I just moved to Portland three months ago. So I am finding my way around.... getting lost...but enjoying the journey.... I am excited to experience this second half of my life with open arms....open eyes....open heart and losta laughter.. carissabon, 42
DEAR MR. DJ
Too mesmerized watchin you dance to ask your name...kickin myself ever since...though I managed ta kiss you goodbye somehow and you didnt slap me...cant get you outta my mind... the sun has wept rose in the shell of your ear... When: Saturday, November 17, 2012. Where: Eagles Lodge. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915269
SASSY AND NERDY
SWEET ANS SIMPLE
We had to run to catch the 35. We talked about working graveyards and tattoos. You may just have the most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen... I regret not asking for your number. When: Sunday, December 2, 2012. Where: 6th and Burnside bus stop. You: Man. Me: Woman. #915284
You were wearing a bacon shirt, hat, and beard. I was wearing a plaid jacket and getting hair pulled out by toddler. I thought you were good looking, but didn’t have opportunity to say during the destruction of Caden. Coffee? When: Monday, November 19, 2012. Where: Beaverton Albertsons. You: Man. Me: Woman. #915260
MULTIDIMENSIONAL COYOTE YOGA
I’m looking for a partner in crime, someone who is interested in exploring the world, getting into a little bit of trouble. I love biking, hiking and camping---and am looking for adventures. CallieV, 26
I’LL TUMBLE FOR YA Oh this part, well I just turned 29 and I’ve taken a year off to be by myself and I’m feeling pretty ready to get on the dating wagon. 40 words isn’t enough.ask me and I’ll tell you. T_b, 29
HOW DOPE DOES IT RULE? Riding my bike in tiny circles, Horse track on Sundays, Sons of Anarchy at Angelo’s every Tuesday, Ladies Night, Blind contour drawings, Bowling and Sleeping in. I’m really good at finding things, making Sangria and cocktails in general. BossTaco, 32
AUSTRALOPITHECUS WAS NEVER FULLY ERECT. I’m a pretty big nerd but that’s not very shocking considering where we are. I love my family, friends, and music more than anything. Not too psyched about writing about myself so.. Just ask! Knope, 22
BIG KOOKIE LADY WANTS FRIEND. Smart, nice, funny Tolkien fan seeks someone who reads & thinks & feels. Someone who wants to play board games or catch a show. Have an opinion about original Trek vrs. TNG? This might be you. (Batting my eyes.). lalalanilu, 39
SO GLAD TO BE HERE!
New Portlander! I am excited because I love change and meeting new people. I’m always looking to learn new things. Teach me, and I’ll make you food! copper87, 25
KIND OF A BIG DEAL
Just lookin for a good one (honest, kind, funny) to have fun with! I’m into the usual Portland pastimes--cocktails, coffee, culture...and whatever else is thought-provoking or life-enriching. missoptimism, 34
BACK IN THE PDX GROVE Moved back from a 4 year stint in Seattle and I’m happy as hell about it! Looking for someone to play with. I’m up for anything fun..movies, bars, hikes, rides, pinball, shows.... (FYI, scared of heights and puppets). Agatha, 38
LEARNING EVERY DAY
I think life is awesome and want to meet new people to have fun with around town. I’m a genuine, friendly, and hard-working lady who values a good talk over an even better cocktail. Let’s see where this can go! RainOrShine, 28
NOT TRYING TO PLEASE ANYONE
I am a whiskey drinking attention whore who enjoys dive bars and strip clubs. I need a man, not a boy running around in mans clothing. Hipsters need not apply. Nika, 30, ☎
BIG DEAL.KIND OF.
I’m rad and you should be too. Also, you should know how to spell. I do. Are you smart? Please, be smart. Do you like music? You must love good music. Are you handsome? Dear god, please be handsome. JessiG, 34
Boys 4 Girls MODEST MIDWESTERNER SEEKS OPPOSITE SEX Early bird seeks odd duck for midweek migrations. Sober yogi seeks oneness with enlightened being. Late bloomer seeks rare flower for a beautiful new arrangement. joemygod, 30
DRIVEN, INTELLIGENT, INQUISITIVE, PEACEFUL, EXTROVERTED I am currently trying to finish a PhD in physics and attempting to ascertain what path to take. I like to have fun, do things outdoors, cook, sing, travel when possible, and just enjoy life in every form available. transformativeEnergy, 25
SNIFF WAG LICK I work in Architecture & about to graduate from PSU for the same thing. Always up for random adventures & camping.I play guitar & harmonica.I’m an avid tea drinker & love food,nerding & all things art.Currently listening to Ditty Bops,Essex Green,Superdrag. Grasshopperesque, 28
INTERMEMBRANE TIME TRAVELER COMPUTATIONAL MASSBIOLAB I enjoy art of all kinds, trash films, anime, music and strange noises. I tend to enjoy myself hiking in fog and mist. Want to kick it and watch crazy movies, go hiking or generally run amok? I’m game. gomilobster, 28
NEW TO PDX, NEED FUN
just got out of a very long relationship and that is the last thing I am looking for. I have been in Portland for less than a year and looking for fun. I am easy going and wanting to explore. bspant, 32
HIKING, DINNER, MASSAGE
seeking friend; hiking and massage partner. Lets pick a trail, find some killer place to eat great food, select a good wine and settle into some great converstaion. highcountry, 52
NEW IN TOWN & UNATTACHED!
Hi! I just moved to Portland last month & I love it. I’d like to meet a goodlooking girl who can impress me with her mind; and has a sense of adventure. Someone who knows the town, maybe? Whatsthescore, 35
SICK OF BEING SINGLE
hey 20 almost 21 looking for anything. live in ne portland. love rock music, playing guitar, chill with friends, and watch movies any old and new. open mind kind and honest. like to try new things. techmen91, 21
FIRST IN LINE
I’m a faux Southerner from Florida, an aspiring author who doesn’t believe in longshots, an occasional songwriter, an idealist and a romantic. And of course I have a real job while I work on my long term goals. ForagingTheFuture, 24
LOOKING FOR THE ONE
Laid back open minded guy looking for someone to share life & love with. Love to hike and camp, Watch movies and cuddle. Prefer beer over liquor & wine. Snowboarder and RPG gamer. MysticKiss, 28
COUPLE FOR YOUR LIKING! LOL
The coolest couple you have ever met is looking to meet other bisexuals in the Portland area and see where that goes! candytea, 27
GOOFY, SERIOUS,
Volunteering is something really close to my heart. I volunteer with hospice as well as a group facilitator at the Dougy Center. I feel the more I give the more I learn, and grow at the same time. oconnem, 24
FUN, EDUCATED, AND LIBERAL
Taking a lovely woman out on the town is a treat, and something I like to do often. I don’t do jealousy or control. I want a smart independent woman that has a life, goals, interests, and passions. jbpdx16, 44
MUSICAL DAMES WANTED!
Hey you awesome dames.Just moved to P-town, and am looking to meet up with kick ass girls like you for some beers and perhaps more.Girls with musical talent or who dig musicians get moved to the front of the line! Saxonthebeach, 30
Girls 4 Girls COOLEST GIRL EVER SEEKS SAME
Are you interested in interesting things and effortlessly charming in a disarmingly attractive way? So am I. entr_acte, 25
SARCASTIC DORK AT YOUR SERVICE!
I am up front, caring, silly, dramatic, loquacious, uncoordinated, and alternatively full of energy and incredibly lazy. I love watching movies, seeing shows, playing games, and conversing for hours. I value honesty, empathy, cracking wise, cuddling, and good conversation. hippieskeptic, 27
DESIRE SMART, FUNNY AND SENSUAL?
Boys 4 Boys
I am a black man who happens to love women who are opulent, buxom and who possess the quality of not taking things way too serious. It simply varies as to what my likes and hobbies vary. dajewi, 38
SOULFUL VOX/POET.
i dig punk.jazz.ragga dub.live music. slacker musicians,focused artists & musicians... locopoptwisted, 45
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