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[ i love you, i hate you ] ALL THAT DICK I know that your son means alot to you but he means alot to me also...he is my lover, my best friend, my everything. You need to stop acting like he is so fucking innocent in certain situations. I understand what you are going thru that you are a lonely fat person but you need to cut the apron strings and let him be a man. If not Our relationship is not going to last and it will be your fault! Stay away fatty-bear stay far away!
pierced with the smallest, cutest thing I’ve ever seen-besides you. I was behind you in the self check line and we looked at each other at least 5 times. I don’t know why I didn’t talk to you. I’ll blame it on the heat. I haven’t been able to get you off my mind one minute since then, I even came back to look for you-but you were gone. I would never miss that chance again. How can I find you now? Next week-same place, same time? Or write back here? I certainly am desperately seeking you beautiful.
BACK OFF!
I AM TIRED OF YOU!
Hey bitch...everytime I turn around you are running to your son telling him that I did something he doesn’t fucking own me and neither do you! I am a grown fucking woman what makes you think that I have time to lie to you and anyone else. I have nothing to hide from you, and how fucking dare you question me! I thought we went over that before...I don’t like all the questions nor should I have to be subject to all the questions. Do me a favor and stay out of my way because your son and me are going to be together if you like it or not..
Things have definitetly changed you get on my fuck-
NASTY BITCH You fat disgusting bitch you remind me of one of the old ass fucking street walkers you look like shit then you had the nerve to call and tell me that your pussy is sore and you have yet another fucking infection! How about not fucking so many dudes! The shit makes me nervous. Then you have the nerve to wanna come around my house to help with things. I wouldn’t want you to come over there for nothing. You hear me nothing. I dammed sure don’t want you sitting on my couch and not touching my child please you will never see my child. Have your own fucking baby low life fucking dirt bag bitch!
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YOU NEED A LIFE! You walk around complaining over and over again! Do you fucking think ANYONE wants to hear the bullshit! Nobody wants to hear that shit especially not me...you make enough money to do what to have to do...on the other hand I don’t so you complaining to me is totally a waste of fucking time! Find someone else to dwell in your misery because I had enough...didn’t you realize that when you were talking to me and I zoned out and asked you..what the fuck does that have to do with me! I could care less please talk shit to someone that wants to hear it because I don’t wanna hear it!
YOUR F’ING DOGS!
GROW UP ALREADY
Tuesday 7/17 Columbus Ave. Superfresh, 4:20pm, you, beautiful brunette, freckles orange toe nail polish, rings on your fingers and toes, right nostril
bartender in old city. I see you running around making those strawberry banana moqitos. You don’t know what you do to me or make me want to do to you. I just want to throw you on the bar and jump your bones like the wild monkeys in your wall paper. Fill my cup with your cocktail and let me drink it all down. I love the way you move in all back while shaking a Margarita for me. Your latino sex appeal is as spicy as the fire cracker shrimp you served me. I can’t wait to cum in again and this time I’ll have a double at your monkey bar.
Just because we have small fights doesn’t mean that our relationship is not going to last...I love you baby so much it doesn’t make any sense. I look forward to our future together and I look forward to just being your wife one day if we are going to make it that far. I want you to make love to me on the beach...on the porch...on the steps...everywhere...I just love you and we deserve each other... never think that we don’t...I wanna grow old with you! I can’t wait to see you!
Walk around everyday snubbing people that you feel are less equal to you, truth is you need to look at yourself in the mirror and rethink your life, behind all the UV rays, tanning lotion, makeup and weave you are a loser, judging people because of the neighborhod in Philadelphia that they live in. Philadelphia all the way around the board is just a plain dirty city, so if you think for a moment that where you live at in South Philadelphia is cleaner than North Philadelphia or because you pay $1,300.00 a month for rent they are still going to come into your house, eat your food and scare your child, so get the fuck over it or move the fuck out. Not only that but you are a renter not a fucking home owner. Too the loser bitches in Philadelphia that don’t have jobs and chase dick around all day while your little grubby children run the streets with dirty clothes...get a fucking life, get a fucking job clean your fucking house. I am tired of smelling your children’s piss while you sit on the steps with your door fucking open acting like your the shit, and why the fuck does your 13 year old child wear fucking diapers? Because you are too fucking busy chasing dick around. People get a fucking life seriously!!! Your friendly Philadelphian
HEY THERE BEAUTIFUL
TO THE SEXY ASS
WE WILL MAKE IT
DEAR BOUGIE BITCHES IN PHILADELPHIA
You there who goes by uncommon initials with your radio obsession. You think you mean what you say and say what you mean, but all you can do is lie about intentions and what really happened. You have hampered my dignity like the socially awkward penguin that you are. You play woe is me as if I intentionally pissed on a burned bridge. However, you created the burned bridge. You know you lost a good friend, but you still bitch about it to other people who don’t want to or need to hear it and online where people don’t even know what you’re talking about half of the time. Grow the hell up @$$h0!e. Maybe if you fess up properly, we can rebuild. You’ve broken the trust so much things will never be quite the same. -ChessMaster
he is good to you! What did I tell you before! He is my man and you are my lover. Lover to a certain degree, you eat my pussy and then go about your business. Let’s not mess this relationship up! See ya!
ing nerves. I can’t stand you at all you keep telling me one thing and doing another. I can’t stand your fucking ass! I wish that you would just handle your business and stop fucking bothering me! You seem like you will never catch up! Please become someone else’s problem because I am finished with you!
IT’S A NEW ME! I feel elated after my departure from the place and I can’t wait until I really feel comfortable at really just letting my hair down and relaxing. To the one’s that I have helped out! You owe me nothing but best believe that I am not going to look out for you again. Your fucking cup runneath the fuck over and as my title indicated it is a new me...no more fucking favors...time to treat bitches like bitches.
SKINNY TRASH You piece of shit...someone should punch you in your face and just keep punching and punching until your bitch ass is the fuck unconscious. I hate you so much I wish that you were dead...I never thought that I would wish that shit on anyone... how fucking dare you do what you did...I think as a matter of fact I know that you are a fucking coward! Why would you do that shit!
I know you can hear them goddamn mutts!! You know how I know? Cuz my windows are shut, the AC is on, my TV is at volume 20 and I can still hear your god-dang mutts in your yard! So if I can hear them YOU can hear them! And it’s not like they are barking for 5 minutes before you let them in they are barking for a god-dang 1/2 hour before you let them in! And if YOU can’t stand your god-dang barking dogs how the hell do you think I feel about them?! I don’t have a dog and I don’t want a dog and I certainly don’t want to hear YOUR dogs! So let them go outside for 2 minutes and then let them back inside before I buy a bee-bee gun and have at it on your dogs!
THE PUSSY EATER Yeah you a fucking freak but I got a man...don’t you remember when you came over my house and I was ending the phone call saying “I love you” you looked at me and said something like I hope that
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