YES
TAKE NAP WITH CAT
NO
NO
IS CAT BEING PISSY?
YES
ADOPT DOG
TAKE WALK; FEEL VIRTUOUS
NO
YES
NO
NO
DO YOU HAVE A DOG?
DO YOU LIVE ON NORTH SIDE?
MAKE CAT VIDEOS
YES
STAY INSIDE; TAKE NAP
IS IT A HOME GAME?
YES
DO YOU HAVE A CAT?
OPEN A L PTOP;T STARE A WALL S YE
NO
IS IT RAINING?
WATCH CAT VIDEOS ON PHONE
DON’T WANT TO WATCH STEELERS GAME?
YES
YES
NO
YE S
YES
IS SOMEONETV USING THTECH TO WA GAME?
IS THERET A MY CALL FROM HEON MARATH ON?
YES
BUT IS IT A CRITICAL GAME?
YES
NO
NO
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WHO CARES
YE S
NO
MEET THE PRESS RE-PLAY?
DO YOU HAVE CHIPS?
WHO CARES
REALLY? THERE MIGHT BE CHIPS.
GO SHOPPING; BUY CHIPS
NO
YES
78
THINK AGAIN. EVERYBODY HAS A NOVEL IN THEM.
HUNGRY?
LAW AND: ORDER SVU ?
WATCH; TAKE NAP
GRAZE; TAKE NAP
NO
NO
NO
DO YOU HAVE A NOVEL IN YOU?
EAT THEM. IT’S GAME DAY.