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I feel that is my duty as your Eventual Productivity Expert to get you “in the know” when it comes to terms that describe that all-important thing you need to take at least twelve times per year: the vacation. Mike Vardy
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hat follows are 30 of the
13. Slaycation – A hunting trip.
25. Filetcation – A fishing excursion.
14. Sleighcation – 1. A trip to the North
26. Oy-Vaycation – A Jewish vacation.
more popular types of vacations one can take.
Pole. 2. A trip to the mall so your kids can
1. Baycation – 1. A holiday comprising
have their picture taken with Santa Claus.
of watching the films of acclaimed director Michael Bay. 2. A trip to San Francisco.
27. Raycation – A great trip where you have no idea where you’re going (after Ray
15. Straycation – A vacation where
Charles).
things don’t go exactly as planned. 2. Claycation – A tennis holiday. 3. Fraycation – A vacation that involves fighting of some sort (watch people fight?). 4. Gaycation – 1. A really dumb holiday. 2. A really joyous one. 3. A trip to San Francisco. 5. Haycation – A trip to a farm.
28. Fay Wraycation – A trip with 16. Yaycation – A really fun trip.
a primate. (Used in a sentence: Clint
17. Treycation – A trip to basketball
Eastwood went on a Fay Wraycation in Any
camp. 18. Drécation – A trip involving a rap concert. 19. Vraication – A Franch-themed
Which Way But Loose.) 29. Neighcation – A trip to your neighbor’s. 30. Bidetcation – A trip to the bathroom.
vacation taken to search for the truth. 6. Weighcation – A trip to the fat farm. 20. Olécation – A trip to Mexico. 7. Laycation – A trip to one of those Hedonism places.
Mike Vardy
21. Chécation – A trip to Cuba. Eventually
8. Maycation – A trip that could happen.
22. Okaytion – A trip that was just average.
9. Paycation – A business trip. 10. Playcation – A trip to an amusement park. 11. Praycation – Any sort of religious trip.
self-professed productivity expert, founder
23. Placation – A trip one takes just
of the new
to appease another. (Used in a sentence:
productivity
I just returned from a placation with my
ideology:
wife.)
Eventualism. His blog... eventually: EffingTheDog.com
12. Sheacation – A trip to New York to watch their other baseball team.
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24. Fakation – A trip you told people you took, but never actually did.
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