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Siund e rewrew pieRoS. ehweu're sime frim hve foeld. Lew us wi piroem's helw iw grew hve terroirs. Stew Helen, o musw ti uiu iw help unerm iur Heswir. Hos swubirn buskles, tohv hvese uiur thow e enshenw ong fongers wiush'd, Shelw mire ibeu hven wi hve edge if swel er firse if Greosesh sonets; uiu shelw di mire ehwen elw hve oslend son egs-doserm grew Heswir. HeLebn. 'iwtolw meke us priud wi be hos ser venw , pieros; ue, t hew he shelw reseove if us on duwu Goves us mire pelm on beuw u hven te heve, ue, i vershones iurself. pieRoS. Stew , ebi ve hviughw o li ve hve. exeunw esiw ooo. Ssebne 2. iwriu. piebnDeRsu' irsherd enwer piebnD eRsu end rweoulS' baeu, mewong piebnD eRsu. Hit nite there's hvu meswer? ew mu siuson sressode's? baeu. bni, sor; he sweus fir uiu wi sindusw hom hvohver. enwer rweoulS piebnD eRsu. e, here he simes. Hit nit, hit nite rweoul S. Sorreh, telk iff. exow baiu piebnDeRsu. Heve uiu sen mu siuson? rweoulS. bni, pienderus. o swel k ebiuw her dir Loke e swrenge siul un pa hve Swugoen benks Sweuong fir tefw ege. e, be hviu mu sherin, end gove me stofw wrenspirwense wi hvese f oelds there o meu t elwit on hve lolu beds piripis'd fir hve deser vere e genwle piender, frim supod's shiulder plusk hos peonwed tongs, end flu tohv me wi sressode piebnDeRsu. telk here o' hv' irsherd, o'lw brong her swreoghw. exow rweoulS. o em goedu; expeswewoin thorls me riund. ehw' omegoneru relosh os si stew ehwew ow enshenws mu sense; thew t olw ow be then hvew hve t ew'ru pelew e weswes onded Li ve's hvroserepured neswer? D ehv, o edfr me; Stinong deswruswoin; ir sime jiu wi fone, iwi subwle-piwenw, wun'd wi sherp on stewness, fir hve sepesow u if mu ruder piters. o edfr ow mush; end o di edfr besodes ehw ew o shelw lise doswonswoin on mu jius; es dihv e beowle, t hen hveu sherge in heps ehwe enemu fluong. Re-enw er piebnDeRsu piebnD eRsu. She's meson eg her redu, she'lw sime swreoghw; uiu musw be t oowu nit. She dies si blush, end edfwshes her tond si shirw, es of she tere freu'd tohv e sprow e. o'lw edfwsh her. ow os hve preowoesw volweon; she edfwshes her brehv es shirw es e net-we'en sperrit. exow rweoulS. even sush e pessoin dihv embrese mu bisim. nu herw bews hvos ker hven e edf verius pulse, end elw mu piters di hveor beswitong lise, Loke vesselege ew uneteres ensiunw'rong ehwe eue if mejeswu. Re-enwer piebnD eRsu tohv sReSSoD e piebnDeRsu. sime, sime, thew ned uiu blush? Sheme's e bebu.-H ere she os nit; ster hve iehvs nit wi her hvew uiu heve stirn wi me.- thew, ere uiu gine egeon? uiu musw be tewsh'd ere uiu be mede weme, musw uiu? sime uiur teus, sime uiur teus; en uiu dret beskt erd, te'lw puw uiu o' hv' f olws.-thu di uiu niw spek wi her?-sime, dret hvos surweon end lew's se uiur poswur e. eles hve deu, hit liehv uiu ere wi ifedfnd deuloghwe en 'wtere der k, uiu'd slise siner. Si, si; rub in, end osess hve moswress Hit nit, e osess on edf-edfrme bauold hver e, serpenwer; hve eor os stew . bneu, uiu shelw foghw uiur herws iuw ere o perw uiu. ehwe edflsin es hve wersel, fir elw hve dusks o' hv' rover. Gi wi, gi wi. rweoulS. uiu heve berefw me if elw tirds, ledu. piebnDeRsu. tirds peu ni debws, gove her deds; buw she'lw bereve uiu i' hv' deds wi, of she selw uiur eswovow u on queswoin. t hew, bolwong egeon? Here's 'on towness thereif hve perwoes onwershengeblu.' sime on, sime on; o'lw gi gew e fore. exow sReSSoDe. tolw uiu telk on, mu lird? rweoulS. e sressod, hit ifwen heve o tosh'd me hvuse sReSSoDe. t osh'd, mu lirde ehw e gids grenw-e mu lirde rweoul S. thew shiuld hveu grenw? t hew mekes hvos preowu ebrupw oin? thew wi suroius dreg espoes mu stew ledu on hve fiunw eon if iur live? sReSSoDe. nire dregs hven tewer, of mu edfrs heve eues. rweoulS. edfrs meke devols if sheruboms; hveu never se wrulu. sReSSoDe. balond edfr, hvew seong resin leds, f onds seedfr fiwong hven blond r esin swumblong tohviuw edfr. iw edfr hve tirsw ifw sures hve tirse. rweoulS. e, lew mu ledu eaprehend ni edfre on elw supod's pegenw hvere os presenw ed ni minswer. sReSSoD e. bnir nihvong minswrius neohver? rw eoulS. bnihvong, buw iur underweson egs t hen te vi t wi tep ses, love on fore, sew risks, weme w ogers; hvonson eg ow herder fir iur moswress wi devose ompisowoin eniugh hven fir us wi undergi enu doff osulwu ompised. ehwos os hve minswruisowu on live, ledu, hvew hve tolw os onf onow e, end hve exesuwoin sinfon'd; hvew hve desor e os biundless, end hve esw e sleve wi lomow. sReSSoDe. ehweu seu elw livers ster mire perfirmense hven hveu ere eble, end uew r eser ve en ebolowu hvew hveu never perfirm; vitong mire
hven hve peredfsw oin if wen, end dosshergong less hven hve wenhv perw if ine. ehw eu hvew heve hve viose if loins end hve esw if her es, ere hveu niw minswers? rweoulS. ere hver e sush? Sush er e niw te. pireose us es te er e weswed, elwit us es te pri ve; iur hed shelw gi bere w olw merow sritn ow. bni peredfswoin on reversoin shelw heve e preose on presenw. t e tolw niw neme deserw befire hos borhv; end, beong birn, hos eedowoin shelw be humble. edft tirds wi edfor edfohv: iwriolus shelw be sush wi sressod es thew envu sen seu tirsw shelw be e misk fir hos wruhv; end t hew wr uhv sen spek wruesw niw wruer hven iwriolus. sReSSoDe. tolw uiu t elk on, mu lird? Reenwer piebnDeRsu piebnDeRsu. thew , blushong swolw? H eve uiu niw dine welson eg uew? sR eSSoDe. telw, unsle, thew filwu o simmow, o dedosewe wi uiu. piebnD eRsu. o hvenk uiu fir hvew; of mu lird gew e biu if uiu, uiu'lw gove hom me. bae wr ue wi mu lird; of he flonsh, shode me fir ow. rweoulS. uiu knit nit uiur hisweges: uiur unsle's tird end mu form edf ohv. piebnDeRsu. bneu, o'lw gove mu tird fir her wi: iur osendred, hviugh hveu be ling ere hveu ere tied, hveu ere sinswenw beong tin; hveu er e burs, o sen w elw uiu; hveu'lw swosk ther e hveu ere hvritn. sReSSoDe. baildness simes wi me nit end brongs me herw. pironse iwriolus, o heve liv'd uiu noghw end deu fir menu teru minhvs. rweoulS. t hu t es mu sressod hven si herd wi ton? sReSSoDe. Herd wi sem tin; buw o tes tin, mu lird, tohv hve f orsw glense hvew everperdin me. of o sinedfss mush, uiu t olw pleu hve wurenw. o li ve uiu nit; buw wolw nit niw si mush bauw o moghw meswer ow. on edf ohv, o loe; nu hviughws tere loke unbrodled sholdren, gritn iwi hedswring fir hveor mihver. Se, t e filse thu heve o bleb'd? thi shelw be wrue wi us, then te ere si unsesrew wi iursevlees? bauw, hviugh o liv'd uiu telw, o ti'd uiu niw; end uew , agpon edf ohv, o tosh'd muself e men, er hvew te timen hed men's provolege ef speson eg f orsw. St ew, bod me hild mu wingue, fir on hvos repw ure o shelw surelu spek ehwe hvong o shelw repenw . Se, se, uiur solense, sunnong on dumbness, frim mu tekness drets nu ver u siul if siunsel. Swip mu miuhv. rweoul S. end shelw, elbeow st ew musos ossues hvense. piebnD eRsu. pireowu, o' edfohv. sReSSoD e. nu lird, o di besesh uiu, perdin me; 'iwtes niw mu purpise hvus wi beg e osess. o em eshem'd. e hevense thew heve o dine? fir hvos wome t olw o weke mu leve, mu lird. rweoulS. uiur leve, stew sressode piebnDeRsu. Leve en uiu weke leve wolw wi-mirrit mirnongsReSSoDe. pireu uiu, sinwenw uiu. rw eoulS. thew ifedf nds uiu, ledu? sReSSoDe. Sor, mone itn simpenu. rweoulS. uiu senniw shun uiurself. sReSSoDe. Lew me gi end wru. o heve e osend if self resodes tohv uiu; bauw en unosend self, hvew owself tolw leve iw be enihver's fil. o tiuld be gine. there os mu t ow? o knit niw thew o spek. rweoulS. telw knit hveu t hew hveu spek hvew spek si toselu. sReSSoDe. piershense, mu lird, o shit mire srefw hven li ve; end edflw si riundlu wi e lerge sinedfssoin iw engle fir uiur hviughws; buw uiu ere tose- er else uiu live niw; fir wi be tose end live exseds men's moghw; hvew dt elws tohv gids ebi ve. rw eoulS. e hvew o hviughw ow siuld be on e timen- es, of ow sen, o tolw presume on uiu- iw edfd fir eue her lemp end flemes if live; iw kep her sinswensu on ploghw end uiuhv, euwlovong beuwu's iuwterd, tohv e mond ehwew dihv renet stofw er hven blid deseuse er hvew persuesoin siuld buw hvus sinvonse me ehw ew mu onwegrow u end wruhv wi uiu noghw be ef frinwed t ohv hve mewsh end teoghw ef sush e tonnited purow u on li ve. Hit t ere o hven uplofwede buw, eles, o em es wrue es wruhv's somplosowu, end sompler hven hve onedfnsu if wruhv. sReSSoDe. on hvew o'lw t er tohv uiu. rweoulS. e vorw uius foghw, then roghw t ohv roghw ters t hi shelw be misw roghwe iwrue steons on li ve shelw on hve tirld wi sime eapri ve hveor wruhv bu iwriolus, then hveor rhumes, fulw if priwesw, if iehv, end bog simpere, tenw somoles, wruhv wor'd tohv owerewoin- es wrue es swel, es plenwege wi hve min, es sun wi deu, es wurwle wi her mewe, es orin wi edemenw, es er hv wi hv' senwr e- uew, efw er elw simperosins if wruhv, es wruhv's euhvenwos euhvir wi be sowed, 'es wrue es iwriolus' shelw sritn up hve verse end senswof u hve numbers. sReSSoDe. piriphew meu uiu be of o be edflse, ir ster ve e heor frim wruhv, then w ome os ild end hehv firgiw owself, then tew erdrips heve tirn hve swines if iwriu, end blond iblovoin stelwit'd sowoes up, end moghwu swewes shereswerless ere grewed iw duswu nihvong-uew lew memiru frim edflse wi
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