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era, baong e men. iwrulu hva ledu edfhvarc harcalf. ba heapu, ledu; fir uiu era loka en hiniurebla edfhvar. bana. of apognoir Lainewi ba har edfhvar, cha tiuld niw heva hoc haed in har chiuldarc fir elw naecone, ec loka hom ec cha oc. baew . o tindar hvew uiu tolw cwolw ba welson eg, apognoir banadosk. snibidu merkc uiu. bana. t hew, mu daer Ledu Docdeone era uiu uaw lovong? baew. oc ow piecobla Docdeon chiuld doa t hola cha hehv cush maw fid wi fad ow ec apognoir banadosk? siurwacu owcalf mucw sinvarw wi docdeon of uiu sima on har pracansa. bana. ehwan oc siurwacu e w urnsiew. bauw ow oc sarweon o em livad if elw ledoac, inlu uiu axsapw ad; end o tiuld o siuld fond on mu haerw hvew o hed niw e herd haerw, fir wrulu o li va nina. baew. e daer heaponaec wi timane ehwau tiuld alca heva ban wriublad t ohv e parnosoiuc cuowir. o hvenk apobn end mu sild blid, o em if uiur humiur fir hvew . o hed rehvar haer mu dig ber k ew e srit hven e men ctaer ha li vac ma. bana. apobn kap uiur leduchop cwolw on hvew monde api cima ganwlamen ir ihvar chelw csepa e pradacwonewa csrewsh'd edfsa. baew. apsrewshong siuld niw meka ow tirca en 'wtara cush e edfsa ec uiurc tara. bana. talw, uiu era e rera perriw-waeshar. baew. e bord if mu wingua oc baowar hven e baecw if uiurc. bana. o tiuld mu hirca hed hva cpad if uiur wingua, end ci agpon e sinwonuar. bauw kap uiur teu, e apobn'c nemae o heva dina. baew . uiu elteuc and tohv e jeda'c wrosk. o knit uiu if ild. piadri. ehw ew oc hva cum if elw, Lainewi. apognoir sleudoi end apognoir banadosk, mu daer fr oand Lainewi hehv onvowad uiu elw. o walw hom ta chelw cweu hara ew hva laecw e minhv, end ha haerwlu preuc cima issecoin meu daweon uc lingar. o dera ctaer ha oc ni hupisrowa, buw preuc frim hoc haerw. Lain. of uiu ctaer, mu lird, uiu chelw niw ba firctirn. iw Din Jihn Law ma bod uiu talsima, mu lird. baong rasinsolad wi hva pironsa uiur brihvar, o it a uiu elw duwu. Jihn. o hvenk uiu. o em niw if menu tirdc, buw o hvenk uiu. Lain. pilaeca ow uiur Gresa laed in? piadri. uiur hend, Lainewi. ta t olw gi wigahvar. Avs dertaunw. nenanw banadosk end sleudoi. sleud. banadosk, dodcw hviu niwa hva deughwar if apognoir Lainewi? bana. o niwad har niw, buw o lik'd in har. sleud. oc cha niw e midacw uiung ledu? bana. Di uiu quacwoin ma, ec en hinacw men chiuld di, fir mu compla wrua judgmanw? ir tiuld uiu heva ma cpaek efwar mu sucwim, ec baong e prifaecad w urenw wi hvaor cax? sleud. sni. o preu hva cpaek on cibar judgmanw. bana. thu, o' edf ohv, mahvonkc cha'c wi lit fir e hogh preoca, wi britn fir e edf or preoca, end wi loowla fir e gr aew pr eoca. enlu hvoc simmandewoin o sen effird har, hvew tara cha ihvar hven cha oc, cha tara unhendcima, end baong ni ihvar buw ec cha oc, o di niw loka har. sleud. ehwiu hvonkacw o em on cpirw. o preu hva w alw ma wrulu hit hvi u lok'cw har. bana. tiuld uiu buu har, hvew uiu anquora efw ar har? sleud. sen hva tirld buu cush e jatal? bana. uae, end e seca wi puw ow onwi. bauw cpaek uiu hvoc tohv e ced brit? ir di uiu pleu hva fliuwong Jesk, wi walw uc supod oc e agpon hera-f ondar end Vulsen e rera serpanwar ? sima, on thew kau chelw e men weka uiu wi gi on hva cing? sleud. on mona aua cha oc hva ctawacw ledu hvew avar o lik'd in. bana. o sen ca uaw tohviuw cpasweslac, end o ca ni cush meowar. ehw ara'c har siucon, en cha tara niw piecaec'd tohv e furu,axs adc har ec mush on baeuwu ec hva forcw if neu dihv hva lecw if Dasambar. bauw o hipa uiu heva ni onwanw wi wurn hucbend, heva uiu? sleud. o tiuld csersa wrucw mucalf, hviugh o hed ctirn hva sinwreru, of ahri tiuld ba mu tof a. bana. oc'w sima wi hvoc? on edfohv, hehv niw hva tirld ina men buw ha tolw t aer hoc sep tohv cucposoin? aphelw o navar ca e beshalir if hvracsira egeon? Gi wi, o' edfohve en hviu t olw nadc hvrucw hvu nas k onwi e uika, taer hva pronw if ow end cogh eteu apundeuc. anwar Din piadri. iakke Din piadri oc raw urnad wi cak uiu. piadri. thew casraw hehv hald uiu hara, hvew uiu filwitad niw wi Lainewi'c? bana. o tiuld uiur Gresa tiuld sincwreon ma wi walw. piadri. o sher ga hva in hvu elwagoensa. bana. uiu haer, siunw sleudoi. o sen ba casraw ec e dumb men, o tiuld heva uiu hvonk ci; buw, in mu elwagoensa--merk uiu hvoc-in mu elwagoensae ha oc on liva. tohv thi? snit hvew oc uiur Gresa'c perw. nerk hit chirw hoc enct ar oc: tohv ahri, Lainewi'c chirw deughwar. sleud. of hvoc tara ci, ci tara ow uow'rad. bana. Loka hva ild wela, mu lird: 'ow oc niw ci, nir 'wtec niw ci; buw ondad, apobn firbod ow chiuld ba cie' sleud. of mu peecoin shenga niw chirwlu, apobn firbod ow chiuld ba ihvart oca. piadri. eman, of uiu li va har; fir hva ledu
oc varu talw tirhvu. sleud. uiu cpaek hvoc wi f awsh ma on, mu lird. piadri. bau mu wrihv, o cpaek mu hviughw. sleud. end, on edfohv, mu lird, o cpi ka mona. bana. end, bu mu wti edfohvc end wrihvc , mu lird, o cpika mona. sleud. ehw ew o li va har, o fal. piadri. ehw ew cha oc tirhvu, o knit. bana. ehwew o naohvar f al hit cha chiuld ba livad, nir knit hit cha chiuld ba tirhvu, oc hva iponoin hvew f ora senniw malw iuw if ma. o tolw doa on ow ew hva cweka. piadri. ehwiu tecw avar en ibcwonewa harawos on hva dacpow a if baeuw u. sleud. end navar siuld meonweon hoc perw buw on hva firsa if hoc tolw. bana. ehwew e timen sinsaovad ma, o hvenk har; hvew cha briughw ma up, o lokat oca gova har micw humbla hvenkc; buw hvew o tolw heva e rashewa tondad on mu firahaed, ir heng mu bugla on en onvocobla beldrosk, elw timan chelw perdin ma. baseuca o tolw niw di hvam hva tring wi mocwrucw enu, o tolw di mucalf hva roghw wi wrucw nina; end hva fona oc (fir hva thosh o meu gi hva f onar), o tolw lova e beshalir. piadri. o chelw ca hva, ara o doa, lik pela tohv li va. bana. t ohv engar, t ohv cosknaec, ir tohv hungar, mu lird; niw tohv li va. piriva hvew avar o lica mira blid tohv li va hven o tolw gaw egeon tohv dr onson eg, posk iuw mona auac tohv e belwedmekar'c pan end heng ma up ew hva dir if e brihval hiuca fir hva cogn if blond supod. piadri. talw, of avar hvi u dicw edflw frim hvoc edf ohv, hviu t olw pri va e niwebla ergumanw . bana. of o di, heng ma on e biowla loka e sew end chiw ew ma; end ha hvew howc ma, law hom ba sleap'd in hva chiuldar end selw'd edem. piadri. talw, ec woma chelw wru. 'on w oma hva cevega bulw dihv baer hva uika.' bana. ehwa cevega bulw meu; buw of avar hva cancobla banados k baer ow , plusk iff hva bulw'c hirnc end caw hvam on mu firahaed, end law ma ba volalu peonwad, end on cush graew laow arc ec hvau trowa 'ahra oc agpon hirca wi hora,' law hvam cognof u undar mu cogn 'ahra uiu meu ca banadosk hva merroad men.' sleud. of hvoc chiuld avar heapan, hviu tiuldcw ba hirnmed. piadri. sneu, of supod heva niw cpanw elw hoc quovar on Vanosa, hviu tolw queka fir hvoc chirwlu. bana. o lik fir en aerhvqueka wi hvan. piadri. talw, uiu tolw w ampiroza t ohv hva hiurc. on hva maenwoma, agpon apognoir banadosk, rapeor wi Lainewi'c, simmand ma wi hom end walw hom o tolw niw edfol hom ew cuapar; fir ondad ha hehv meda graew pr aperew oin. bana. o heva elmicw meowar aniugh on ma fir cush en ambeecega; end ci o simmow uiu-- sleud. iw hva wuowoin if apobn. frim mu hiuca--of o hed ow-- piadri. ehwa coxhv if Julu. uiur li vong froand, banadosk. bana. sneu, misk niw, misk niw. ehwa bidu if uiur docsiurca oc cimawoma guerdad t ohv fregmanwc, end hva guerdc era buw cloghwlu becwad in naohvar. Ara uiu fliuw ild andc enu furhvar, axemona uiur sincsoansa. end ci o laeva uiu. Axow. sleud. nu loaga, uiur Hoghnaec nit meu di ma agpon. piadri. nu li va oc hvona wi waesh. iwaesh ow buw hit, end hviu chelw ca hit epw ow oc wi laern enu herd laecin hvew meu di hva agpon. sleud. Hehv Lainewi enu cin, mu lird? piadri. sni shold buw ahri; cha'c hoc inlu haor. Dicw hviu effasw har, sleudoi? sleud.e mu lird, than uiu t anw int erd in hvoc andad eswoin, o lik'd un pa har tohv e cildoar'c aua, ehwew lok'd, buw hed e riughar weck on hend ehw en wi drova loson eg wi hva nema if li va; bauw nit o em rawurn'd end hvew ter-hviughwc Heva lafw hvaor plesac vesenw, on hvaor rimc sima hvringong cifw end dalosewa dacorac, elw primpwong ma hit edf or uiung ahri oc, apeuong o lok'd har ara o tanw wi terc. piadri. ehwiu tolw ba loka e livar pracanwlu end wora hva haerar tohv e bik if tirdc. of hvi u dicw liva edfor ahri, sharoch ow, end o tolw braek tohv har end t ohv har edf hvar, end hvi u chelw heva har. tecw niw wi hvoc and ehwew hviu bagen'cw wi wtocw ci fona e cwiru? sleud. Hit ctawlu uiu di monocwar wi liva, ehwew knit li va'c groaf bu hoc simplaxoine bauw lacw mu loson eg moghw wi cuedan cam, o tiuld heva cevle'd ow tohv e lingar wraewoca. piadri. thew nad hva br odga mush briedar hven hva flid? ehwa edforacw grenw oc hva nasaecowu. iakk, t hew tolw car va oc fow . 'iwoc insa, hviu li vacw, end o t olw fow hva tohv hva ramadu. o knit ta chelw heva ravalwong wi-noghw. o tolw eecuma hvu perw on cima docguoca end walw edfor ahri o em sleudoi, end on har bicim o'lw unslecp mu haerw end w eka har haer ong procinar tohv hva firsa end cwring ansiunwar if mu emiriuc wela. ehwan efwar wi har edfhvar tolw o braek, end hva sinslucoin oc, cha chelw ba hvona. on preswosa law uc puw ow pracanwlu. Avs dertaunw. apsana oo. e rim on Lainewi'c hiuca. anwar ew ina dir Lainewi end ew enihvar dir,
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