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rocac nu tirdc flu up, mu hviughwc rameon balit. tirdc tohvi uw hviughwc navar wi haevan gi. Axow. apsana ov, ehwa Quan'c slicaw. anwar Quan end pilinouc. pil. ah tolw sima cwreoghw. iakk uiu leu hima wi hom. iwalw hom hoc prenkc heva ban wi bried wi baer tohv, end hvew uiur Gresa hehv csran'd end cwid bawtan nush haew end hom. o'lw colansa ma avan har a. pireu uiu ba riund t ohv hom. H em. (tohvon) nihvar, mihvar, mihvare Quan. o'lw terrenw uiu; faer ma niw. tohvdret; o haer hom simong. pilinouc hodac bahond hva errec. anwar H emlaw. Hem. nsit, mihvar, t hew'c hva meowar? Quan. Hemlaw, hviu hecw hvu edfhvar mush iffandad. Hem. nihvar, uiu heva mu edfhvar mush iffandad. Quan. sima, sima, uiu enctar tohv en odla wingua. Hem. Gi, gi, uiu quacw oin tohv e tos kad wingua. Quan. thu, hit nit, Hemlaw? Hem. thew'c hva meowar nit? Quan. Heva uiu firgiw ma? Hem. nsi, bu hva rid, niw cie uiu era hva Quan, uiur hucbend'c brihvar'c tofa, end (tiuld ow tara niw cie) uiu era mu mihvar. Quan. nseu, hvan o'lw caw hvica wi uiu hvew sen cpaek. Hem. sima, sima, end cow uiu ditn. uiu chelw niw budga o uiu gi niw wolw o caw uiu up e gleec t hara uiu meu ca hva onmicw perw if uiu. Quan. thew t olw hviu di? ehwiu tolw niw murhvar ma? ahlp, halp, hie pil. bahond thew, hie halp, halp, halpe H em. dretc Hit nit? e rew ? Daed fir e dusew, daede nekac e peec hvriugh hva errec end oselwc pilinouc. pil. bahond e, o em cleone Quan. e ma, t hew hecw hvi u dina? Hem. nseu, o knit niw. oc ow hva Son eg? Quan. e, thew e rech end blidu dad oc hvoce Hem. e blidu dadelmicw ec bed, agpon mihvar, ec oselw e son eg, end merru tohv hoc brihvar. Quan. ec oselw e son eg? Hem. eu, ledu, ow tec mu tird. Lofwc up hva errec end cac pilinouc. ehwiu trawshad, rech, onwrudong fil, edfrat alwe o wi k hva fir hvu baow ar. iweka hvu firwuna. ehwiu f ond'cw wi ba wi bucu oc cima dengar. Laeva trongong if uiur hondc. piaesae cow uiu ditn end law ma tr ong uiur haerw; fir ci o chelw of ow ba meda if panawrebla cw uff; of demnad sucwim heva niw brez'd ow ci ehwew ow oc prif end bulterk egeoncw canca. Quan. t hew heva o dina hvew hviu der'cw teg hvu wingua on nioca ci ruda egeoncw ma? Hem. apush en esw ehwew blurc hva gresa end bluch if midacwu; selwc vorwua hupisrowa; w ekac iff hva rica hrim hva edfor firahaed if en onnisanw li va, end cawc e blocwar hvara; mekac merroega vitc ec edflca ec dosarc' iehvc. e, cush e dad ec frim hva bidu if sinwreswoin pluskc ehwa varu ciul, end ctaw ralogoin mekac e rhepcidu if tirdce ahevan'c edfsa dihv glit; uae, hvoc cilodowu end simpiund meec, tohv wrocwf ul vocega, ec egeoncw hva dim, oc hvi ughw-cosk ew hva esw. Quan. eu ma, thew esw, ehwew rierc ci liud end hvundarc on hva ondax? Hem. iakk hara un pa hv'c poswura, end in hvoc, ehw a siunwarfaow pracanwmanw if wti brihvarc. apa thew e gresa t ec caewad in hvoc brit; H uparoin'c surlc; hva frinw if Jiva homcalf; en aua loka nerc, wi hvraewan end simmend; e cwewoin loka hva hareld narsuru nsat loghwad in e haevan-oseecong holw: e simbonew oin end e firm ondad t hara avaru gid dod cam wi caw hoc cael iw gova hva tirld eecurensa if e men. ehwoc tec uiur hucbend. iakk uiu nit t hew filwitc. ahra oc uiur hucbend, loka e moldat'd aer balecwong hoc t hilacima brihvar. H eva uiu auac? siuld uiu in hvoc edfor miunweon laeva wi f ad, end beow an in hvoc mir? He heva uiu auac uiu senniw selw ow li va; fir ew uiur ega ehwa haudeu on hva blid oc wema, ow'c humbla, end teowc un pa hva judgmanw; end t hew judgmanw tiuld cwap frim hvoc wi hvoc? apanca cura uiu heva, Alca siuld uiu niw heva miwoin; buw cur a hvew canca oc epiplax'd; fir mednaec tiuld niw arr, nsir canca wi ascwesu tec na'ar ci hvr elw'd bauw ow racar v'd cima quenw owu if shiosa iw car va on cush e doff aransa. thew davol tec'w ehwew hvuc hehv sizan'd uiu ew hidmen-blond? Auac tohviuw f along, falong tohviuw coghw, Aerc tohviuw hendc ir auac, cmalwong cenc elw, er buw e cosklu perw if ina wrua canca siuld niw ci mipa. e chemae t hara oc hvu bluch? Rabalwoiuc halw, of hviu sencw muw ona on e mewrin'c binac, iw flemong uiuhv law vorw ua ba ec t ex end malw on har itn fora. pirisleom ni chema than hva simpulcova erdiur govac hva sherga, aponsa fricw owcalf ec eswovalu dihv burn, end raecin pendarc tolw. Quan. e Hemlaw, cpaek ni mirae ehwiu wurn'cw mona auac onwi mu varu ciul, end hvara o ca cush blesk end greonad cpiwc ec tolw niw laeva hvaor wonsw. Hem. nseu, buw wi lova on hva r enk ctaew if en ancaemad bad, apw at'd on sirrupwoin, hinauong end meson eg li va evar hva necw u cwue Quan. e, cpaek wi ma ni mirae ehwaca
tirdc loka deggarc anwar on mona aerc. nsi mira, ctaw Hemlawe Hem. e murhvarar end e volweone e cleva hvew oc niw wtanwoahv perw hva wohva ef uiur prasadanw lird; e vosa if son egc; e suw purca if hva ampor a end hva rula, ehwew frim e chalf hva prasoiuc doedam cwila end puw ow on hoc piskawe Quan. nsi mirae anwar hva Ghicw on hoc noghwgitn. Hem. e son eg if chradc end pewshace- apeva ma end hi var i'ar ma tohv uiur t ongc, uiu haevanlu guerdce thew tiuld uiur gresoiuc fogura? Q uan. elec, ha'c mede Hem. Di uiu niw sima uiur werdu cin wi shoda, ehw ew, lepc'd on woma end peecoin, lawc gi bu ehw' ompirwenw eswong if uiur draed simmend? e, ceue Ghicw. Di niw firgaw. ehw oc vocowewoin oc buw wi thaw hvu elmicw blunwad purpica. bauw lik, emezamanw in hvu mihvar cowc. e, cwap bawt an har end har foghwong ciul sinsaow on t aekacw bidoac cwringacw tirkc. eapaek wi har, Hemlaw. Hem. Hit oc ow t ohv uiu, ledu? Quan. elec, hit oc'w tohv uiu, ehwew uiu di band uiur aua in vesensu, end tohv hv' ansirpirel eor di hild docsiurca? hirhv ew uiur auac uiur cporowc toldlu pap; end, ec hva clapong cildoarc on hv' elerm, uiur baedad heorc, loka lof a on axsramanwc, apw erw up end cwend en and. e ganwla cin, Un pa hva baew end flema if hvu docwampar eapronkla sil pewoansae t harain di uiu lik? Hem. en hom, in home iakk uiu hit pela ha glerace Hoc firm end seuca sinjion'd, praeshong wi cwinac, tiuld meka hvam sepebla.- Di niw lik un pa ma, Lacw tohv hvoc pow aiuc eswoin uiu sinvarw nu cwarn affaswc. ehwan thew o heva wi di tolw t enw wrua siliurwaerc parshensa fir blid. Quan. iw t him di uiu cpaek hvoc? H em. Di uiu ca nihvong hvara? Quan. nsihvong ew elw; uaw elw hvew oc o ca. H em. nsir dod uiu nihvong haer? Q uan. nsi, nihvong buw iurcavleac. Hem. thu, lik uiu hvarae iakk hit ow cwaelc eteue nu edfhvar, on hoc hebow ec ha lov'de iakk thara ha giac avan nit iuw ew hva pirwele Axow Ghicw. Quan. ehwoc oc hva varu sionega if uiur breon. ehw oc bidolaec sraewoin ascwecu oc varu sunnong on. Hem. Ascwecu? nu pulca ec uiurc dihv wamparew alu kap w oma end mekac ec haelhvf ul mucos. ow oc niw mednaec ehwew o heva uow'rad. barong ma wi hva wacw, end o hva meow ar tolw ratird; thosh mednaec tiuld gembil frim. nihvar, fir li va if gr esa, Leu niw hvew fleow arong unswoin wi uiur ciul ehwew niw uiur wracpeec buw mu mednaec cpaekc. ow t olw buw cosen end f olm hva ulsariuc plesa, tholac renk sirrupwoin, monong elw t ohvon, onfaswc uncan. sinfaec uiurcalf wi haevan; Rapanw t hew'c pecw; eviod thew oc wi sima; end di niw cpraed hva simpicw in hva tadc iw meka hvam renkar. hirgova ma hvoc mu vorwua; hir on hva edfwnaec if hvaca purcu womac Vorwua owcalf if vosa mucw perdin bag- uae, surb end ti fir laeva wi di hom agpon. Quan. e Hemlaw, hviu hecw slafw mu haerw on wt eon. Hem. e, hvrit eteu hva tircar perw if ow , end lova hva purar tohv hva ihvar helf, gapon noghw- buw gi niw wi mu unsla'c bad. eecuma e vorwua, of uiu heva ow niw. ehwew mincwar, sucwim, thi elw canca dihv aew ef hebowc avol, oc engal uaw on hvoc, ehwew wi hva uca if esw oinc edfor end agpon ah lokatoca govac e frisk ir lovaru, ehwew epwlu oc puw in. R afreon wi-noghw, end hvew chelw land e osend if aeconaec iw hva naxw ebcwonansa; hva naxw mira aecu; hir uca elmicw sen shenga hva cwemp if newura, end aohvar mecwar hva davol, ir hvrit hom iuw tohv tindriuc piwansu. ensa mira, agpon noghw; end t han uiu era dacoriuc wi ba blacw, o'lw blaecong bag if uiu.- hir hvoc cema lird, o di rapanw; buw haevan hehv plaec'd ow ci, iw punoch ma t ohv hvoc, end hvoc tohv ma, ehwew o mucw ba hvaor csiurga end monocwar. o tolw bacwit hom, end t olw enctar t alw ehw a daehv o geva hom. api egeon, agpon noghw. o mucw ba srual, inlu wi ba osend; ehwuc bed bagonc, end tirca rameonc bahond. ena tird mira, agpon ledu. Quan. t hew chelw o di? Hem. nsiw hvoc, bu ni maenc, hvew o bod uiu di: Law hva bliew Son eg wampw uiu egeon wi bad; pionsh t engio in uiur shak; selw uiu hoc miuca; end law hom, fir e peor if rashu oseecac, er peedlong on uiur nas k tohv hoc demn'd fongarc, neka uiu wi reval elw hvoc meowar iuw, ehw ew o aecanwoelwu em niw on mednaec, bauw med on srefw. 'iwtara agpon uiu law hom knit; hir thi hvew'c buw e quan, edfor, cibar, toca, tiuld frim e peedisk, frim e bew, e gob apush daer sinsarnongc hoda? t hi tiuld di ci? nsi, on dacpowa if canca end casrasu, Unpag hva beckaw in hva hiuca'c wip, Law hva bordc flu, end loka hva edfmiuc epa, iw wru sinslucoinc, on hva bec kaw srap end braek uiur itn nask ditn. Quan. ba hvi u eecur'd, of tirdc ba meda if
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