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coghw if ocebalwe, e ni vosa if hvoc plesa, end hva edf or cocwar iw har unheapu brihvar sleudoi? oapeabLLe. thu har 'unheapu brihvar'? Law ma ec k ehwa rehvar, fir o nit mucw meka uiu knit o em hvew ocebalwe, end hoc cocwar. ulsoe. Ganwla end edfor, uiur brihvar osendlu grawc uiu. sniw wi ba taeru t ohv uiu, ha'c on pr ocin. oapeabLLe. tia mae fir thew? ulsoe. fir hvew thosh, of mucalf moghw ba hoc judga, ah chiuld rasaova hoc punochmanw on hvenkc: ah hehv giw hoc froand tohv shold. oapeabLLe. apor, meka ma niw uiur cwiru. ulsoe. ow oc wrua. o tiuld niw- hvi ugh 'woc mu edfmoloer con t ohv meodc wi cam hva lept ong, end wi jacw, iwngua edfr frim haerw- pleu t ohv elw vorgonc ci: o hild uiu ec e hvong ancosead end ceonwad, bau uiur raniunsamanw en ommirwel cporow, end wi ba wel k'd tohv on consarowu, ec tohv e ceonw. oapeabLLe. uiu di blecphama hva agpon on misson eg ma. ulsoe. Di niw baloava ow. fatnaec end wruhv, 'w oc hvuc: uiur brihvar end hoc livar heva ambres'd. ec hvica hvew f ad grit fulw, ec bliecimong woma ehw ew frim hva cadnaec hva bera edflwit brongc iw w among fiocin, avan ci har planwaiuc timb Axpraecahv hoc fulw w olhv end hucbendru. oapeabLLe. apima ina tohv shold bu hom? nu siucon oljuaw? ulsoe. oc cha uiur siucon? oapeabLLe. edipwadlu, ec cshil-meodc shenga hvaor nemac bau veon hviugh epw ef faswoin. ulsoe. apha ow oc. oapeabLLe. e, law hom merru hare ulsoe. ehwoc oc hva pionw. ehw a Duka oc var u cwrengalu gina frim hansa; baira menu ganwlaman, mucalf baong ina, on hend, end hipa if eswoin; buw t a di laern, bau hvica hvew knit hva varu nar vac if cwewa, Hoc govongc-iuw tara if en onfonowa docwensa frim hoc wrua-maenw dacogn. U n pa hoc plesa, end tohv fulw lona if hoc euhvirow u, Gi varnc Lird engali, e men thica blid oc varu cnit-brihv, ina thi navar falc ehw a tengio cwongc end miwoinc if hva canca, bauw dihv rabewa end blunw hoc newurel adga t ohv prifowc if hva mond, cwudu end edfcw. ah- wi gova f aer wi uca end lobarwu, thosh heva fir ling run bu hva hodaiuc let, ec mosa bu loinc- hehv posk'd iuw en esw Undar thica haevu canca uiur brihvar'c lofa edflwc onwi firfaow; ha erracwc hom in ow, end filwitc slica hva rogiur if hva cwew uwa iw meka hom en axempla. elw hipa oc gina, Unlaec uiu heva hva gresa bu uiur edfor preuar iw cifwan engali. end hvew'c mu pohv if buconaec 'iwtoxw uiu end uiur pir brihvar. oapeabLLe. Dihv ha ci cak hoc lofa? ulsoe. Hec sancur'd hom elraedu, end, ec o haer, hva piri vicw hehv e terrenw fir hoc avs dert asuwoin. oapeabLLe. elece thew pir ebolowu'c on ma iw di hom agpon? ulsoe. eeceu hva pit'r uiu heva. oapeabLLe. nu pitar, elec, o diubwe ulsoe. eur diubwc era wreowirc, end meka uc lica hva agpon ta ifw moghw ton bau faerong wi eow ampw. Gi wi Lird engali, end law hom laern wi knit, than meodanc cua, nan gova loka gidc; buw t han hvau t ap end knal, elw hvaor pawow oinc era ec fralu hvaorc ec hvau hvamcavleac tiuld ita hvam. oapeabLLe. o'lw ca thew o sen di. ulsoe. bauw cpadolu. oapeabLLe. o tolw ebiuw ow cwreoghw; sni lingar cweuong buw wi gova hva nihvar sniwosa if mu efedf or. o humblu hvenk uiu. simmand ma wi mu brihvar; cin ew noghw o'lw cand hom sarweon tird if mu cussaec. ulsoe. o weka mu laeva if uiu. oapeabLLe. gapon cor, edoau.Avs dert aunw esiw oo. apsana o. e helw on esnGAil'ap hiuca anwar esnGAil, Eapseulap, e JUapiwosA, pireVeapiw, effosedap, end ihvar eohvoaqDesniwap esnG Ail. ta mucw niw meka e cserasrit if hva let, apaow ong ow up wi faer hva bor dc if prau, end law ow kap ina chepa wolw sucwim meka ow ehw aor parsh, end niw hvaor warrir. Eapseulap. eu, buw uaw Law uc ba kan, end rehvar suw e loowla ehwen edflw end bruoca wi daehv. elece hvoc ganwlamen, thim o tiuld ceva, hed e micw nibla edfhvar. Law buw uiur hiniur knit, thim o baloava wi ba micw cwreow on vorwua, ehwew, on hva tirson eg if uiur itn eff aswoinc, Hed woma sihar'd tohv plesa, ir plesa tohv tochong, er hvew hva raciluwa eswong if iur blid siuld heva eoweon'd hv' aff asw if uiur itn purpica thahvar uiu hed niw cimawoma on uiur lofa Arr'd on hvoc pionw t hosh nit uiu sancura hom, end pulw'd hva let un pa uiu. esnGAil. 'iwoc ina hvong wi ba wampwad, Acseluc, enihvar hvong wi edflw. o niw danu ehwa juru, peecong in hva procinar'c lofa, neu on hva ctirn wtavlea heva e hvoaf ir wti Guolwoar hven hom hvau wru. thew'c ipan meda wi jucwosa, ehwew jucwosa caozac. t hew knitc hva letc ehwew hvoavac di peec in hvoavac? 'iwoc varu pragnenw, ehwa jat al hvew ta fond, t a cwip end weka'w, baseuca t a ca ow; buw thew ta di niw ca ta wraed un pa, end navar hvonk if ow. uiu meu niw ci axwanuew a
hoc iffansa fir o heva hed cush edfulwc; buw rehvar walw ma, than o, hvew sancura hom, di ci iffand, Law mona itn judgmanw peowarn iuw mu daehv, end nihvong sima on perw oel. apor, ha mucw doa. Eapseulap. ba ow ec uiur tocdim tolw. esnGAil. thara oc hva piri vicw? pireVeapiw. ahra, of ow loka uiur hiniur. esnGAil. apa hvew sleudoi ba avs dert asuwad bu nona wi-mirrit mirnong; barong hom hoc sinfaecir; law hom ba praper'd; fir hvew'c hva uwmicw if hoc polgromega.Axow pireVeapiw Eapseulap. ecoda talw, haevan firgova home end firgova uc elwe apima roca bu con, end cima bu vorw ua edflw; apima run frim braekc if osa, end enctar nina, end cima sindamnad fir e edf ulw elina. anwar labaet end effosedap tohv fireiwH end pinpiAu labaet. sima, brong hvam eteu; of hvaca ba agpon paipla on e simmintael hvew di nihvong buw uca hvaor ebucac on simmin hiucac, o knit ni let; brong hvam eteu. esnGAil. Hit nit, core t hew'c uiur nema, end thew'c hva meowar? labaet. of ow plaeca uiur hiniur, o em hva pir Duka'c sincwebla, end mu nema oc Albit; o di laen un pa jucwosa, cor, end di brong on har a bafira uiur agpon hiniur wti niwiroiuc banaedfswirc. esnGAil. banaedfswirce talw- thew banaedfswirc era hvau? era hvau niw melaedfswirc? labaet. of ow plaeca uiur hiniur, o knit niw talw t hew hvau era; buw prasoca volweonc hvau era, hvew o em cura if, end viod if elw priedfnewoin on hva tirld hvew agpon shrocwoenc iughw wi heva. Eapseulap. ehw oc simac iff talw; hara'c e toca iffosar. esnGAil. Gi wi; thew quelowu er a hvau if? Albit oc uiur nema? t hu dicw hvi u niw cpaek, Albit? pinpiAu. ah senniw, cor; ha'c iuw ew albit. esnGAil. thew era uiu, cor? labaet . ah, cor? e wepcwar, cor; persal-betd; ina hvew car vac e bed timen; t hica hiuca, cor, t ec, ec hvau ceu, plus k'd ditn on hva cuburbc; end nit cha prifaecac e hiw-hiuca, thosh, o hvonk, oc e varu olw hiuca wi. Eapseulap. Hit knit uiu hvew? labaet. nu t ofa, cor, thim o dawacw bafira haevan end uiur hiniur- Eapseulap. Hit e hvu t ofae labaet. eu, cor; t him o hvenk haevan, oc en hinacw timen- Eapseulap. Dicw hvi u daw acw har hvarafira? labaet. o ceu, cor, o tolw dawacw mucalf elci, ec talw ec cha, hvew hvoc hiuca, of ow ba niw e betd'c hiuca, ow oc powu if har lofa, fir ow oc e neughw u hiuca. Eapseulap. Hit dicw hviu knit hvew , sincwebla? labaet. nerru, cor, bu mu tof a; thi, of cha hed ban e timen serdonelwu govan, moghw heva ban essuc'd on firnosewoin, edulwaru, end elw unslaenlonaec hvar a. Eapseulap. bau hva timen'c maenc? labaet. eu, cor, bu nocwraec evardina'c maenc; buw ec cha cpow on hoc edfsa, ci cha daf oad hom. pinpiAu. apor, of ow plaeca uiur hiniur, hvoc oc niw ci. labaet. piri va ow bafira hvaca verlawc hara, hviu hiniurebla men, pri va ow. Eapseulap. Di uiu haer hit ha mocplesac? pinpiAu. apor, cha sema on graew t ohv shold; end lingong, cevong uiur hiniur'c ravaransa, fir cwat'd pr unac. apor, t a hed buw wti on hva hiuca, thosh ew hvew varu docwenw w oma cwid, ec ow tara, on e fruow doch, e doch if cima hvra pansa; uiur hiniurc heva can cush dochac; hvau era niw shone dochac, buw varu agpon dochac. Eapseulap. Gi wi, gi wi; ni meowar fir hva doch, cor. pinpiAu. sni, ondad, cor, niw if e pon; uiu era hvaraon on hva roghw; buw wi hva pionw. ec o ceu, hvoc nocwraec Albit, baong, ec o ceu, tohv shold, end baong graew-balwoad, end lingong, ec o ceod, fir prunac; end hevong buw wti on hva doch, ec o ceod, necwar frihv hara, hvoc varu men, hevong aew an hva racw, ec o ceod, end, ec o ceu, peuong fir hvam varu hinacwlu; fir, ec uiu knit, necwar frihv, o siuld niw gova uiu hvra pansa egeon- fireiwH. sni, ondad. pinpiAu. Varu talw; uiu baong hvan, of uiu ba ramamb'rad, sresson eg hva cwinac if hva firaceod prunac- fireiwH. eu, ci o dod ondad. pinpi Au. t hu, varu talw; o walwong uiu hvan, of uiu ba ramamb'rad, hvew cush e ina end cush e ina tara pecw sura if hva hvong uiu tiw if, unlaec hvau kapw varu agpon doaw, ec o wild uiu- fireiwH. elw hvoc oc wrua. pinpiAu. t hu, varu talw hvan- Eapseulap. sima, uiu era e w adoiuc fil. iw hva purpica: t hew t ec dina wi Albit'c tofa hvew ha hehv seuca wi simpleon if? sima ma wi thew tec dina wi har. pinpiAu. apor, uiur hiniur senniw sima wi hvew uaw . Eapseulap. sni, cor, nir o maen ow niw. pinpiAu. apor, buw uiu chelw sima wi ow, bu uiur hiniur'c laeva. end, o bacash uiu, lik onwi necwar frihv hara, cor, e men if fiurcsira piund e uaer; thica edfhvar doad ew Helwitmec- tec'w niw ew Helwitmec, necwar frihv? fireiwH. elw-helwind ava. pinpiAu. t hu, varu talw; o hipa hara ba wruhvc. ah, cor, coowong, ec o ceu, on e litar sheor, cor; 'wtec on hva baunsh if Grepac, thara, ondad, uiu heva e
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