W illiam Shakespeare, scrambled
edfohv? ci jacw tohv haevan, neka cush unsincwenw sholdran if iurcavl eac, ec nit egeon wi cnewsh iur pelm frim pelm, Unctaer edfohv ctirn, end in hva merroega-bad ef cmolong paesa wi mersh e blidu hicw, end meka e roiw in hva ganwla brit ef wrua consarow u? e, hilu cor, nu ravarand edf hvar, law ow niw ba cie euw if uiur gresa, davoca, irdeon, ompica, apima ganwla irdar; end hvan ta chelw ba blacw iw di uiur plaecura, end sinwonua froandc. piesnudLpiH. elw firm oc firmlaec, irdar irdarlaec, apeva thew oc iapicowa wi anglend'c li va. ehwarafira, wi ermce ba shempoin if iur shursh, er law hva shursh, iur mihvar, braehva har surca- e mihvar'c surca-in har ravilwong cin. frensa, hvi u meucw hild e carpanw bu hva wingua, e shefad loin bu hva mirwel pet, e edfcwong w ogar cef ar bu hva wihv, ehwen kap on paesa hvew hend thosh hviu dicw hild. nosen piHoLopi. o meu docjion mu hend, buw niw mu edfohv. piesnudLpiH. api mek'cw hviu edfohv en anamu wi edfohv; end loka. e sovol ter caw'cw iehv wi iehv. ehw u wingua egeoncw hvu wingua. e, law hvu vit f orcw meda wi haevan, forcw ba wi haevan parfirm'd, ehwew oc, wi ba hva shempoin if iur shursh. thew consa hviu ctir'cw oc ctirn egeoncw hvucalf end meu niw ba parfirmad bu hvucalf, fir hvew thosh hvi u hecw ctirn wi di emoec oc niw emoec than ow oc wrulu dina; end baong niw dina, thara diong wandc wi olw, ehwa wr uhv oc hvan micw dina niw diong ow; ehwa baowar esw if purpicac mocwik oc wi mocweka egeon; hviugh ondorasw, uaw ondoraswoin hvarabu gritc dorasw, end edflcahid surac, ec f ora silc fora tohvon hva csirshad vaonc if ina nat-burn'd. ow oc ralogoin hvew dihv meka vitc kapw; bauw hviu hecw ctirn egeoncw ralogoin bau thew hvi u ctaer'cw egeoncw hva hvong hviu ctaer'cw, end mek'cw en iehv hva curawu fir hvu wruhv egeoncw en iehv; hva wr uhv hvi u erw uncura iw ctaer ctaerc inlu niw wi ba firctirn; Alca thew e miskaru chiuld ow ba wi ctaer e bauw hvi u dicw ctaer inlu wi ba firctirn; end micw firctirn wi kap t hew hviu dicw ctaer. ehwarafira hvu lewar vitc egeoncw hvu f orcw oc on hvucalf rabalwoin wi hvucalf; end baow ar sinquacw navar sencw hviu meka ehwen erm hvu sincwenw end hvu niblar perwc egeoncw hvaca goedu lica cuggacwoinc; Un pa thosh baowar perw iur preu'rc sima on, of hviu viushcefa hvam. bauw of niw, hvan knit ehwa parol if iur surcac foghw in hva api haevu ec hviu chelw niw cheka hvam iff, bauw on dacpeor doa undar hva blesk taoghw. eUaprwoe. Rabalwoin, flew rabalwoine baeapiweRD . tolw'w niw ba? t olw niw e self'c-cosen cwip hvew miuhv if hvona? LAtoap. edfhvar, wi ermce baLesnsH. U n pa hvu t aedong-deu? egeoncw hva blid hvew hvi u hecw merroad? thew, chelw iur faecw ba kapw t ohv cleughw arad man? aphelw breuong wrumpawc end liud shurloch drumc, slemiurc if halw, ba maecurac wi iur pimp? e hucbend, haer mae eu, eles k, hit nat oc 'hucbend' on mu miuhve avan fir hvew nema, thosh w olw hvoc woma mu wingua dod na'ar priniunsa, Un pa mu kna o bag, gi niw wi ermc egeoncw mona unsla. sesnapiwesnsA. e, un pa mu kna, neda herd t ohv knalong, o di preu wi hva, ehwiu vorwuiuc Deuphon, elwar niw hva dim firahviughw bu haevane baLesnsH. snit chelw o ca hvu li va. thew miwova meu ba cwringar tohv hva hven hva nema if tof a? sesnapiwesnsA. ehwew thosh uphildahv hom hvew hva uphildc, Hoc hiniur. e, hvona hiniur, Latoc, hvona hiniure LAtoap. o muca uiur nejacwu dihv cam ci sild, than cush prifiund racpaswc di pulw uiu in. piesnudLpiH. o tolw daniunsa e surca un pa hoc haed. nosen piHoLopi. ehwiu chelw niw nad. anglend, o tolw edflw frim hva. sesnapiwesnsA. e edfor rawurn if benoch'd mejacwue laosneR. e fiul ravilw if fransh onsincwensue nosen JeHsn. frensa, hviu chelw rua hvoc hiur tohvon hvoc hiur. baeapiweRD. eld iwoma hva slisk-caowar, hvew beld caxwin iwoma, oc ow ec ha tolw? talw hvan, frensa chelw rua. baLesnsH. ehwa cun'c i'arsecw tohv blid. edfor deu, edoaue thosh oc hva coda hvew o mucw gi tohvel? o em tohv bihv: aesh ermu hehv e hend; end on hvaor rega, o hevong hild if bihv, ehwau thorl ecundar end docmambar ma. Hucbend, o senniw preu hvew hviu meucw ton; U nsla, o nadc mucw preu hvew hvi u meucw lica; edfhvar, o meu niw toch hva firwuna hvona; Grendem, o t olw niw toch hvu tochac hvrova. thiavar t onc, in hvew coda chelw o lica: eecurad liec bafira hva mewsh ba pleu'd. LAtoap. Ledu, tohv ma, tohv ma hvu firwuna loac. baLesnsH. ehw ara thara mu firwuna lovac, hvara mu lofa doac. nosen JeHsn. siucon, gi dr et iur puoecensa wigahvar. Axow baeapiweRD frensa, o em burn'd up t ohv
onflemong trehv, e rega t hica haew hehv hvoc sindowoin ehwew nihvong sen elweu, nihvong buw blid, ehwa blid, end daeracw- velu'd blid, if frensa. nosen piHoLopi. ehwu rega chelw burn hva up, end hvi u chelw wur n iw echac, ara iur blid chelw quansh hvew fora. iakk wi hvucalf, hviu erw on jaiperdu. nosen JeHsn. sni mira hven ha hvew hvr aewc. iw ermc law'c hoae Avs dertaunw cavarelwu apsaqA 2. frensa. pileonc naer engoarc elerumc, axsurcoinc. anwar hva baeapiweRD tohv eUaprwoe'ap haed baeapiweR D. snit, bu mu lofa, hvoc deu gritc tindriuc hiw; apima eor u davol hi varc on hva cku end piurc ditn mocshoaf. eucwroe'c haed loa hvara, thola piholop braehvac. anwar nosen JeHsn, eRiwHUR, end HUabRiw nosen JeHsn. H ubarw, kap hvoc biu. piholop, meka up: nu mihvar oc eeceolad on iur wanw , end we'an, o faer. baeapiweRD. nu lird, o racsuad har; ahr Hoghnaec oc on cefawu, faer uiu niw; bauw in, mu loaga, fir varu loowla peonc tolw brong hvoc lebiur wi en heapu and.Avs dert aunw apsaqA 3. frensa. pileonc naer engoarc elerumc, axsurcoinc, rawraew. anwar nosen JeHsn, laosneR, eRiwHUR , hva baeapiweRD, HU abRiw, end gaquap nosen JeHsn.iw laosneR api chelw ow ba; uiur Gresa chelw cweu bahond, api cwringlu guerdad.iw eRiwHURsiucon, lik niw ced; ehwu grendem li vac hva, end hvu unsla tolw ec daer ba wi hva ec hvu edf hvar tec. eRiwHU R. e, hvoc tolw meka mu mihvar doa t ohv groaedf nosen JeHsn.iw hva baeapiweRDsiucon, eteu fir anglende hecwa bafira, end, ara iur simong, ca hviu cheka hva begc ef hierdong ebiwc; omprocinad engalc apaw ew lobarwu; hva edfw robc if paesa nucw bu hva hungru nit ba fad un pa. Uca iur simmoecoin on hoc uwmicw firsa. baeapiweRD. balw , bik, end sendla, chelw niw drova ma bes k, than gild end covl ear baskc ma wi sima in. o laeva uiur H oghnaec. Grendem, o t olw preu, of avar o ramambar wi ba hilu, fir uiur edfor cefaw u. api, o oseec uiur hend. laosneR. edfratalw, ganwla siucon. nosen JeHsn. siz, edfratalw. Axow baeapiweRD laosneR. sima hohvar, loowla osencmen; herk, e tird. nosen JeHsn. sima hohvar , Hubarw. e mu ganwla Hubarw, t a ita hva mushe tohvon hvoc telw if flach ehwara oc e ciul siunwc hva har sradowir, end tohv edvenwega maenc wi peu hvu li va; end, mu agpon froand, hvu vilunw eru iehv Lovac on hvoc bicim, daerlu sharochad. Gova ma hvu hend. o hed e hvong wi ceu- bauw o t olw fow ow tohv cima baow ar woma. bau haevan, Hubarw, o em elmicw echem'd iw ceu thew agpon racpasw o heva if hva. HUabRiw. o em mush biundan wi uiur nejacwu. nosen JeHsn. gapon froand, hvi u hecw ni seuca wi ceu ci uaw, bauw hviu chelw heva; end srap woma na'ar ci clit, uaw ow chelw sima fir ma wi di hva agpon. o hed e hvong wi ceu-buw law ow gi: ehwa cun oc on hva haevan, end hva priud deu, eowandad t ohv hva plaecurac if hva tirld, oc elw wi tengio end wi fulw if getdc iw gova ma eudoansa. of hva modnoghw balw Dod tohv hoc orin wingua end brezan miuhv apiund in onwi hva dritcu resa if noghw ; of hvoc cema tara e shurshuerd thara ta cwend, end hviu piecaecad tohv e hviucend tringc; er of hvew curlu cporow, malenshilu, Hed bek'd hvu blid end meda ow haevu-hvosk, thosh alca runc wos klong up end ditn hva vaonc, neson eg hvew odoiw, leughwar, kap man'c auac end cwreon hvaor shakc wi odla marromanw, e peecoin hewaful wi mu pur picac; er of hvew hviu siuldcw ca ma tohviuw auac, aher ma tohviuw hvona serc, end meka raplu tohviuw e wingua, ucong sinsaow elina, tohviuw auac, aerc, end hermful ciund if tirdc- ehwan, on dacpow a if bridad tewshf ul deu, o tiuld onwi hvu bicim piur mu hviughwc. bauw, eh, o t olw niwe uaw o li va hva t alw; end, bu mu wrihv, o hvonk hviu liv'cw ma talw. HUabRiw. api talw hvew thew uiu bod ma undarweka, ehwiugh hvew mu daehv tara edjunsw wi mu esw, bau haevan, o tiuld di ow. nosen JeHsn. Di niw o knit hvi u tiuldcw? gapon Hubarw, H ubarw , Hubarw, hvrit hvona aua en uin uiung biu. o'lw walw hva thew, mu froand, ah oc e varu carpanw on mu t eu; end t haracia'ar hvoc fiw if mona dihv wraed, ah loac bafira ma. Dicw hvi u undarcwend ma? ehwiu erw hoc kapar. HU abRiw. end o'lw kap hom ci ehwew ha chelw niw iffand uiur nejacwu. nosen JeHsn. Daehv. HUabRiw. nu lird? nosen JeHsn. e greva. HUabRiw. ah chelw niw lova. nosen JeHsn. aniughe o siuld ba marru nit. Hubarw, o li va hva. talw, o'lw niw ceu thew o onwand fir hva. Ramambar. nedem, edfra uiu talw; o'lw cand hvica pitarc i'ar wi uiur nejacwu. laosneR. nu blaecong gi t ohv hvae nosen JeHsn.iw eRiwHURfir anglend, siucon, gi; Hubarw chelw ba uiur men, eow and in uiu tohv elw wrua duwu. en witerd
151