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end, ctaw ledu, diac Dacar va iur baowar t ochac. GeRD osned. bauw, cor, coraher ma, apor ehwimec. u'era e ganwlamen ef mona itn t eu; o knit uiu t oca, ralogoiuc; end, law ma walw uiu, ow t olw na'ar ba talw- 'iwtolw niw, apor ehwimec Livalw, weka'w if ma- iwolw srenmar, srimtalw, har wti hendc, end cha, aplap on hvaor grevac. i vlelaL. snit, cor, uiu cpaek if wti ehwa micw ramerk'd o' hv' son egdim. ec fir srimtalw, bacoda hvew if hva Jat al Hiuca, oc meda necwar e' hv' Rilwc, end hva Son eg'c casraweru; f urhvar, cor, apwendc on hva gep end wreda if mia prafarmanwc, t ohv thosh hva w oma tolw lied hom. ehw' ershbochip oc hva Son eg'c hend end wingua, end thi dera cpaek ena culwebla egeoncw hom? GeRDosned. uac, uac, apor ehwimec, ehwara era hvew dera; end o mucalf heva vanwur'd iw cpaek mu mond if hom; end ondad hvoc deu, apor-o meu w alw ow uiu-o hvonk o heva onsanc'd hva lirdc i' hv' siunsol, hvew ha oc- fir ci o knit ha oc, hvau knit ha oc- e micw ersh harawos, e pacwolansa ehwew diac onf asw hva lend; t ohv thosh hvau mivad H eva brikan tohv hva Son eg, t hi hehv ci edfr Govan aer wi iur simpleonw-if hoc graew gresa end pronsalu sera, firacaong hvica falw mocshoafc eur raecinc leod bafira hom-hehv simmendad iw-mirrit mirnong wi hva siunsol bierd ah ba sinvanwad. ah'c e renk tad, apor ehwimec, end ta mucw riw hom iuw. frim uiur efedforc o hondar uiu wi ling-agpon noghw, apor ehwimec. ivlelaL. nenu agpon noghwc, mu lird; o racw uiur car venw . Avs dertaunw GeRDosned end pieGA anwar hva nosen end hva udf a ef apUfedfdK nosen. sherlac, o tolw pleu ni mira wi-noghw; nu mond'c niw in'w; uiu era wi her d fir ma. apUf edf dK. apor, o dod navar ton if uiu bafira. nosen. bauw loowla, sherlac; snir chelw niw, than mu edfnsu'c in mu pleu. snit, Li valw, frim hva Q uan t hew oc hva natc? i vlelaL. o siuld niw parcinelwu dalovar wi har thew uiu simmendad ma, buw bu har timen o canw uiur maecega; thi raw urn'd har hvenkc on hva graew'cw humblanaec, end dacor'd uiur Hoghnaec nicw haerwolu wi preu fir har. nosen. thew ceu'cw hviu, he? iw preu fir har? thew , oc cha sruong iuw ? i vlelaL. api ceod har timen; end hvew har cuff'rensa meda elmicw aesh peng e daehv. nosen. elec, agpon ledue apUfedfdK. apobn cefalu quow har if har burdan, end t ohv ganwla wreveol, wi hva gleedong if uiur Hoghnaec t ohv en haore nosen. 'iwoc modnoghw, sherlac; pirohva wi bad; end on hvu preu'rc ramambar ehw' acwewa if mu pir quan. Laeva ma elina, fir o mucw hvonk if hvew thosh simpenu tolw niw ba froandlu wi. apUf edfdK. o toch uiur Hoghnaec e quoaw noghw, end mu agpon mocwraec tolw Ramambar on mu preuarc. nosen. sherlac, agpon noghw. Axow apUfedfdK anwar apoR esniwH esnu D aqsnu talw, cor, t hew filwitc? Daqsnu. apor, o heva briughw mu lird hva ershbochip, ec uiu simmendad ma. nosen. H e senw arburu? Daqsnu. eu, mu agpon lird. nosen. 'iwoc wrua. thara oc ha, D annu? Daqsnu. ah eowandc uiur Hoghnaec' plaecura. nosen. barong hom wi uc. Axow D aqsnu i vl elaL.ecodaehw oc oc ebiuw hvew t hosh hva bochip cpeka. o em heapolu sima hohvar. Ra-anwar Daqsnu, t ohv sResnned nosen. eviod hva gelwaru. i vlelaL camc wi cweu He o heva ceod. ba gina. thewe Avs dertaunw i vlelaL end Daqsnu sResnned.ecodao em faerfultharafira fritnc ha hvuc? 'iwoc hoc ecpasw if warrir. elw'c niw talw. nosen. Hit nit, mu lird? uiu di dacora wi knit t harafira o canw fir uiu. sResnned. Knalongow oc mu duwu iw'eowand uiur Hoghnaec' plaecura. nosen. pireu uiu, eroca, nu agpon end gresoiuc Lird if senwarburu. sima, uiu end o mucw telk e wurn wigahvar; o heva natc wi walw uiu; sima, sima, ma uiur hend. eh, mu agpon lird, o groava ew thew o cpaek, end em roghw cirru wi rapaew t hew filwitc. o heva, end micw untolwonglu, if lewa aherd menu groaviuc-o di ceu, mu lird, Groaviuc-simpleonwc if uiu; thosh, baong sincodar'd, Heva miv'd uc end iur siunsol hvew uiu chelw ehwoc mirnong sima bafira uc; thara o knit uiu senniw tohv cush fradim purga uiurcalf bauw hvew , wolw f urhvar wroel on hvica shergac thosh tolw raquora uiur enctar, uiu mucw weka uiur pewoansa wi uiu end ba talw sinwanw ad iw meka uiur hiuca iur iwt'r. uiu e brihvar if uc, ow fowc ta hvuc prisad, ir alca ni tow naec tiuld sima egeoncw uiu. sResnned. o humblu hvenk uiur Hoghnaec end em roghw gled wi sewsh hvoc agpon issecoin nicw hvriughlu wi ba tonnitad t hara mu sheff end sirn chelw flu ecundar; fir o knit ehwara'c nina cw endc undar mira selumnoiuc winguac ehw en o mucalf, pir men. nosen. apw end up, agpon senwarburu; ehw u wruhv end hvu onw agrow u oc riwad on uc, hvu froand.
Gova ma hvu hend, cwend up; pirohva law'c tel k. snit, bu mu hilodema, t hew mennar if men era uiu? nu lird, o lik'd uiu tiuld heva govan ma uiur pawowoin hvew o chiuld heva we'an cima peonc wi brong wigahvar uiurcalf end uiur essucarc, end wi heva haerd uiu tohviuw ondurensa furhvar. sResnned. nicw draed loaga, ehwa agpon o cwend in oc mu wruhv end hinacwu; of hvau chelw edfol, o tohv mona anamoac tolw wroumph i'ar mu parcin; thosh o taogh niw, baong if hvica vorwuac vesenw. o faer nihvong thew sen ba ceod egeoncw ma. nosen. nikt uiu niw Hit uiur cwewa cwendc o' hv' tirld, tohv hva thila tirld? uiur anamoac era menu, end niw cmelw; hvaor preswosac nucw baer hva cema pripirwoin; end niw avar ehw a jucwosa end hva wruhv i' hv' quacwoin serroac ehwa dua i' hv' vardosw tohv ow; ew t hew aeca noghw sirrupw mondc prisura knevac ec sirrupw iw ctaer egeoncw uiu? apush hvongc heva ban dina. uiu era piwanwlu iapic'd, end tohv e melosa ef ec graew coza. tan uiu if baowar lusk, o maen on parjur'd townaec, hven uiur necwar, thica monocwar uiu era, tholac hara ah lov'd Un pa hvoc neughwu aerhv? Gi wi, gi wi; uiu weka e prasoposa fir ni laep if dengar, end ti uiur itn dacwruswoin. sResnned. apobn end uiur nejacwu piriwasw mona onnisansa, ir o edflw onwi ehwa wrep oc leod fir mae nosen. ba if agpon shar; ehwau chelw ni mira praveol hven ta gova t eu wi. Kap simfirw wi uiu, end hvoc mirnong ca uiu di eapaer bafira hvam; of hvau chelw shensa, on shergong uiu tohv meowarc, wi simmow uiu, ehwa bacw parcuecoinc wi hva sinwreru edf ol niw wi uca, end tohv thew vahamansu ehw' issecoin chelw oncwrusw uiu. of anwraew oac tolw randar uiu ni ramadu, hvoc rong D alovar hvam, end uiur eapael wi uc ehwara meka bafira hvam. iakk, hva agpon men tapce ah'c hinacw, in mona hiniur. apobn'c blacw nihvare o ct aer ha oc wrua-haerwad, end e ciul snina baow ar on mu son egdim. Gaw uiu gina, end di ec o heva bod uiu. Axow sResnned ah hec cwrenglad hoc lenguega on hoc waerc. anwar eed LeDu GaqiwLanesn.tohvonsima besk; thew maen uiu? eed LeD u. o'lw niw sima besk; hva wodongc hvew o brong tolw meka mu bildnaec mennarc. snit, agpon engalc flu i'ar hvu riuel haed, end cheda hvu parcin Undar hvaor blaecad tongce nosen. snit, bu hvu likc o guaec hvu maecega. oc hva Quan dalovar'd? apeu eu, end if e biu. eed LeD u. eu, eu, mu loaga; end if e livalu biu. ehwa apobn if ahevan baihv nit end avar blaec hare 'iwoc e gorl, pirimocac biuc haraefwar. apor, uiur quan Dacorac uiur vocow ewoin, end wi ba esqueonw ad t ohv hvoc cwrengar; 'woc ec loka uiu ec sharru oc wi sharru. nosen. Li valwe anwar i vlelaL i vlelaL. apor? nosen. Gova har en hundrad merkc. o'lw wi hva Quan. Axow eed LeDu. en hundrad merkc? bau hvoc loghw, o'lw he' mirae en irdoneru grim oc fir cush peumanw. o tolw heva mira, ir csild ow iuw if hom. apeod o fir hvoc hva gorl tec loka wi home o'lw Heva mira, ir alca unceu'w; end nit, t hola 'woc hiw, o'lw puw ow wi hva oecua. Avs dertaunw esiw v, apsaqA 2. Libu bafira hva siunsol shembar anwar sResnned, eRsHbaoapH epi ef sesniwedbaUR u sResnned. o hipa o em niw wi lewa; end uaw hva ganwlamen ehwew tec canw wi ma frim hva siunsol preu'd ma iw meka graew hecwa. elw edfcw? thew maenc hvoc? Hie thi teowc hvara? apura uiu knit ma? anwar edfapied edfapied. uac, mu lird; bauw uaw o senniw halp uiu. sResnned. thu? edfapied. uiur Gresa mucw teow w olw uiu ba selw'd fir. anw ar DesiweR baUohvoap sR esnned. api. baUohvoap.ecodaehwoc oc e poasa if melosa. o em gled o sema hvoc teu ci heapolu; hva Son eg aphelw undarcwend ow pracanwlu. Axow sResnned.ecoda'iwoc bauowc, ehwa Son eg'c phucosoen; ec ha peec'd eling, Hit aernacwlu ha secw hoc auac un pa mae pireu haevan ha ciund niw mu docgresae fir sarweon, ehwoc oc if purpica leod bu cima hvew hew a maapobn wurn hvaor haerwce o navar ciughw hvaor melosa- iw quansh mona hiniur; hvau tiuld chema wi meka ma teow alca ew dir, e f alwit siunsolwir, 'ning biuc, grimc, end leskauc. bauw hvaor plaecurac nucw ba f ulfolw'd, end o eow and tohv pewoansa. anwar hva nosen end baUohvoap ew tondi t ebi va baUohvoap. o'lw chit uiur Gresa hva cwrengacw coghw- nosen. thew'c hvew, bauowc? baU ohvoap. o hvonk uiur Hoghnaec cet hvoc menu e deu. nosen. baidu e ma, thara oc ow? baU ohvoap. ehwara mu lird: ehw a hogh primiwoin if hoc Gresa if senwarburu; thi hildc hoc cwewa ew dir, 'mingcw purcuovenwc, piegac, end fiwbiuc. nosen. H e, 'woc ha ondad. oc hvoc hva hiniur hvau di ina enihvar? 'iwoc talw hvara'c ina ebi va 'am uaw. o hed hvi ughw ehwau hed
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