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MIND & BODY
Our pampered pair check out the new spa menu at The Fairmont
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THE TIME TRAVELLER’S MASSAGE
DUBAI MUSCLE MELT
TALK US THROUGH IT It’s a deep tissue massage, so you’ll be advised to enjoy a steam and a warm shower beforehand. Then, after the application of ginger and black pepper essential oils to loosen you up, your muscles receive a proper pummeling.
SLEEP FACTOR? About as much chance as Rocky had during his fight with Ivan Drago in Rocky IV. That’s zero. Zilch. Nada. Not a sausage.
THE BEST BIT My therapist, Louie, added five minutes of intensive stretches to the end of the treatment, which was a nice touch. Turns out I really needed them. Now that’s personalised service.
WHO SHOULD GET INVOLVED? No wimps should go anywhere near the muscle melt; it’s for sporty types with a high pain threshold who want their muscles pounded into submission.
ANY AWKWARD MOMENTS? Being tactfully told that my original treatment choice, the Citrus Detox Reviver, was really for girls.
HOW MUCH AND HOW LONG? On the expensive side at Dhs420 for 50 minutes.
HOW WERE THE DISPOSABLE PANTS? Loose fitting net briefs. Not too tight, but with plenty of support, once on I didn’t notice them at all.
TALK US THROUGH IT Designed for time zone hoppers, this massage starts with body brushing to get the blood pumping and inhalation of eucalyptus to clear the airways, then an invigorating massage with juniper and grapefruit oils to wake you up and re-set the body clock. THE BEST BIT After an overnight flight my spine was all crunched up, so the gentle stretches and pressure point massage sorted me out no end. ANY AWKWARD MOMENTS? They really need to get some signs – I nearly stumbled into reception in my dressing gown when looking for the relaxation lounge.
HOW WERE THE DISPOSABLE PANTS? Stretchy and very comfy indeed. Almost wore them home. SLEEP FACTOR? Minimal. Between the thigh pummelling and energising oils you’ll leave bright eyed and bushy tailed, but if you’re truly tired you could sneak a snooze during the head massage. WHO SHOULD GET INVOLVED? Frequent flyers and people who’ve been burning the candle at both ends. Most residents of the UAE, really. HOW MUCH AND HOW LONG? Not cheap at Dhs550 for 80 minutes. About the same as flight on Air Arabia. The Spa, Fairmont Dubai, Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai. Tel: (04) 3118800. www.fairmont. com/dubai JUNE 2011 WHAT’S ON 85