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‘If you set off the fire alarm when you want a grilled cheese at 3 in the morning, who cares?’ COLLEG E G UIDE P24 I’ll Pay You to Drop Out of College P1 2 Snazzing-Up Guerneville P17 The Beardless Brian P37 Rhapsodies & Rants p6 The Paper p8 Media p12 Green Zone p15 Dining p17
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Film p31 Music p33 A&E p38 Classified p45 Astrology p47
ABOUT THE COVER ARTIST This issue’s cover art is by our calendar editor Nicholas Haig-Arack, who knows everything there is to know about college, being a graduate of SF State! He was last seen putting his education to good use by letting someone shoot a BB gun at his head while wearing a conquistador helmet.
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NORTH BAY BOHEMIAN | AUGUST 17-23, 2011 | BOHEMIAN.COM
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