?</3?22 /?2G@;F D699 .@A?<9<4F For the week of Sept. 29 6g^Zh ($'&Ä)$&. C^cZ"nZVg"daY ;Vi^bV HVcidh idaY i]Z HVc ;gVcX^hXd 8]gdc^XaZ ]Zg de^c^dch VWdji i]Z bdk^Z Idn Hidgn/ Æ>[ > ]VY id bV`Z V bdk^Z a^`Z i]^h! > ldjaY bV`Z ^i [jcc^Zg# > ldjaY bV`Z Bg# EdiVid =ZVY add` [jcc^Zg i]Vi ]Z VagZVYn YdZh# > ldjaY eji ]^h ]V^g dc ]^h aZ\h! ]^h h]dZh dc ]^h ]ZVY VcY ]^h Vgbh dc ]^h [VXZ# =^h ZnZWVaah ldjaY WZ dc i]Z eaVXZ l]ZgZ ]^h Vgbh VgZ#Ç >c i]Z Xdb^c\ lZZ`! 6g^Zh! > VYk^hZ ndj id Zc\V\Z ^c ;Vi^bVÉh Zca^\]iZcZY hinaZ d[ XdX`ZnZY i]^c`^c\# 6XXdgY^c\ id bn VcVanh^h d[ i]Z Vhigdad\^XVa dbZch! ndj ]VkZ i]Z edlZg VcY i]Z bVcYViZ id ^begdkZ egZiin bjX] ZkZgn hXZcVg^d ndjÉgZ ^c Wn bV`^c\ ^i aZhh egZY^XiVWaZ! bdgZ gVbWjcXi^djh VcY _jhi eaV^c [jcc^Zg#
IVjgjh )$'%Ä*$'% 9jg^c\ dcZ e]VhZ d[ bn a^[Z! > lVa`ZY V b^aZ [^kZ YVnh V lZZ` id \Zi id V Wjh hide# Dc i]Z aVhi higZiX] d[ i]Z _djgcZn! > ]VY id eVhh V h]VWWn ]djhZ cZmi id V kVXVci adi# Dc i]Z edgX] lVh V <ZgbVc h]Ze]ZgY! ValVnh jcX]V^cZY VcY ^c V hiViZ d[ ^gg^iVi^dc# 6[iZg hdbZ XadhZ XVaah! l]Zc ]^h V\^iViZY WVg`^c\ egdeZaaZY ]^b eZg^adjhan XadhZ id bZ! > Vgg^kZY jedc V iZX]c^fjZ i]Vi hZiiaZY ]^b Ydlc/ > hVc\ cjghZgn g]nbZh VcY ajaaVW^Zh# ÆI]gZZ 7a^cY B^XZÇ lVh ]^h [Vkdg^iZ! Wji i]ZgZ lZgZ di]Zgh i]Vi Vahd XVabZY ]^b hj[[^X^Zcian id Vaadl bZ hV[Z eVhhV\Z# HdbZi]^c\ XdbeVgVWaZ bVn ldg` [dg ndj! IVjgjh! Vh ndj cVk^\ViZ eVhi i]Z XgVWWn lgZiX]Zh VcY il^iX]n eZhih VcY eVi]Zi^X YZbdch ^c i]Z Xdb^c\ YVnh# Bn VYk^XZ ^h id h]^[i i]Z ZcZg\n l^i] V X]Vgb^c\ W^i d[ ^ccdXjdjh eaVn# 6kd^Y Xdc[gdciVi^dch#
<Zb^c^ *$'&Ä+$'% 6XXdgY^c\ id Vci]gdedad\^hi GdW^c 9jcWVg! ^iÉh ^bedhh^WaZ [dg Vcn d[ jh id ]VkZ bdgZ i]Vc &*% [g^ZcYh# I]Z ]jbVc WgV^c a^iZgVaan XVcÉi egdXZhh i]Z ^ci^bViZ ^c[dgbVi^dc gZfj^gZY id hjhiV^c bdgZ i]Vc i]Vi# 7ji ^[ i]ZgZ lZgZ hjeZg[gZV`h l]d XdjaY XgVX` i]Vi a^b^i! ^i ldjaY WZ bZbWZgh d[ i]Z <Zb^c^ ig^WZ! ZheZX^Vaan Yjg^c\ i]Z Xdb^c\ lZZ`h# Ndj cdl ]VkZ Vc jcXVccn VW^a^in id Xjai^kViZ WjWWan XdccZXi^dch! WZ ZmigV XadhZ id ndjg WjYY^Zh! VcY Ygjb je cZl Vaa^VcXZh#
8VcXZg +$'&Ä,$'' AZiÉh hVn > lVh i]Z Y^gZXidg d[ V \gVYZ"hX]dda eaVn i]Vi ^cXajYZY djiYddg hXZcZh VcY ndj lZgZ V hijYZci ign^c\ dji [dg V eVgi# Bn ^cXa^cVi^dc ldjaY WZ id d[[Zg ndj i]Z gdaZ d[ i]Z W^\ dV` igZZ! l]^X] ldjaY WZ dchiV\Z [dg bjX] d[ i]Z h]dl Wji ]VkZ cd hed`Zc a^cZh id YZa^kZg# LdjaY ndj VXXZei bn ^ck^iVi^dc l^i] Zci]jh^Vhb VcY eaVn i]Z eVgi l^i] eVcVX]Z4 > gZVa^oZ i]Vi dc i]Z hjg[VXZ! ^i bVn cdi hZZb a^`Z ndjg eZg[dgbVcXZ ldjaY WZ d[ XZcigVa ^bedgiVcXZ# 7ji Vh Y^gZXidg! >ÉY ]deZ id WZ VWaZ id YgVl dji d[ ndj V k^WgVci Xdbb^ibZci id WZ^c\ hiZVYn VcY gddiZY# >ÉY gZan dc ndj id egdk^YZ i]Z higdc\! gZVhhjg^c\ WVX`\gdjcY i]Vi ldjaY ZcXdjgV\Z i]Z VXidgh ^c i]Z [dgZ\gdjcY id ZmegZhh i]ZbhZakZh [gZZan#
AZd ,$'(Ä-$'' Æ>c i^bZh d[ X]Vc\Z! aZVgcZgh ^c]Zg^i i]Z :Vgi]!Ç lgdiZ e]^adhde]Zg :g^X =d[[Zg! Æl]^aZ i]Z aZVgcZY [^cY i]ZbhZakZh WZVji^[jaan Zfj^eeZY id YZVa l^i] V ldgaY i]Vi cd adc\Zg Zm^hih#Ç LdjaYcÉi ndj egZ[Zg id eji i]Z Zbe]Vh^h dc aZVgc^c\ gVi]Zg i]Vc dc WZ^c\ aZVgcZY! AZd4 I]^h ^h V \ddY i^bZ id \Zi i]Z ]Vc\ d[ i]Vi0 Xdhb^X g]ni]bh l^aa ldg` ^c ndjg [Vkdg ^[ ndj Yd# Bn VYk^XZ/ IV`Z VXi^dc id ^ciZch^[n ndjg Xdbb^ibZci id ZYjXVi^dc# HZZ` dji cZl iZVX]^c\h# I]^c` ]VgY VWdji i]Z aZhhdch ndj lVci id hijYn ^c i]Z Xdb^c\ nZVgh# K^g\d -$'(Ä.$'' > lVh iVgYn ^c eaVci^c\ bn \VgYZc i]^h nZVgÅbdgZ i]Vc ild bdci]h aViZ# Bn WViX] d[ hZZYa^c\h Y^YcÉi [^cY i]Z^g lVn ^cid bn eViX] d[ Y^gi jci^a ?jan '# > ]jbWan Vedad\^oZY id i]Zb [dg bn egdXgVhi^cVi^dc! i]Zc bVYZ VbZcYh l^i] V i^gZaZhh XVbeV^\c id egdk^YZ i]Zb l^i] ZmigVdgY^cVgn XVgZÅdg\Vc^X [Zgi^a^oZg! gZ\jaVg lViZg^c\! ^beZXXVWaZ lZZY^c\! hiZVYn hdc\h d[ ZcXdjgV\ZbZci# 6cY Wn HZeiZbWZg! i]Z ojXX]^c^ lZgZ Wddb^c\! i]Z ejbe`^ch lZgZ i]g^k^c\! i]Z lViZgbZadch lZgZ jchideeVWaZ VcY i]Z XjXjbWZgh lZgZ g^[[^c\ l^i] VWVcYdc# IV`Z ^che^gVi^dc [gdb bn ZmVbeaZ! K^g\d# Ndjg eaVch bVn ]VkZ \diiZc YZaVnZY! Wji YdcÉi aZi i]Vi YZbdgVa^oZ ndj# I]ZgZÉh hi^aa i^bZ id aVjcX] i]Z egd_ZXi dg XgjhVYZ ndjÉkZ WZZc YgZVb^c\ VWdji# A^WgV .$'(Ä&%$'' Æ:kZgni]^c\ ^h YgZVbZY [^ghi!Ç lgdiZ
;gZcX] edZi <^aWZgi Igdaa^Zi# ;gZcX] e]^adhde]Zg <Vhidc 7VX]ZaVgY V\gZZY! VYY^c\! Æ8gZVi^kZ gZkZg^Z Vc^bViZh i]Z cZgkZh d[ i]Z [jijgZ#Ç Ndjg iVh` ^c i]Z Xdb^c\ lZZ`h! A^WgV! ^h id VXi dc i]dhZ XajZh/ 8dc_jgZ je e^XijgZh ^c ndjg b^cY i]Vi [dgZh]VYdl i]Z a^[Z ndj lVci id WZ a^k^c\ cZmi nZVg# EgdXZZY dc i]Z Vhhjbei^dc i]Vi ndj cdl ]VkZ ZmigVdgY^cVgn edlZg id \ZcZgViZ hZa["[ja[^aa^c\ egde]ZX^Zh#
HXdge^d &%$'(Ä&&$'& Ndj `cdl bZ/ > ]ViZ id hdjcY hZchVi^dcVa^hi^X# 7ji ^c ]dcdg d[ i]^h YgVbVi^X bdbZci ^c ndjg hidgn! >Éaa g^h` ^i# Hd WZ VaZgi =ZVYh je <Zi gZVa 6 e^kdiVa bdbZci ^h jedc ndj L]Vi ndj Yd ^c i]Z Xdb^c\ YVnh l^aa jai^bViZan YZiZgb^cZ ]dl ndj l^aa ^ciZgegZi i]Z Zci^gZ eVhi nZVg! h]Ve^c\ i]Z Xdcidjgh d[ ndjg ]^hidgn [dg WZiiZg dg ldghZ > VYk^hZ bVm^bjb ^ciZ\g^in > hj\\Zhi i]dgdj\] egZeVgVi^dc > jg\Z i^bZan VXi^dc 9ZX^h^dch h]djaY XdbZ [gdb i]Z gddih! cdi i]Z hjg[VXZ 8a^bVmZh h]djaY WZ bZY^ViZY Wn i]Z ]ZVgi VcY ]ZVY id\Zi]Zg! cdi _jhi dcZ dg i]Z di]Zg
HV\^iiVg^jh &&$''Ä&'$'& Ndj VgZ ZkZg hd XadhZ id Xdb^c\ Vaa i]Z lVn ]dbZ# ;dg bdci]h ndj ]VkZ WZZc ZY\^c\ idlVgY i]^h lZaXdb^c\ hdjgXZ! VcY cdl ndjÉgZ Vabdhi i]ZgZ# >Éb cdi hjgZ VWdji i]Z heZX^[^X YZiV^ah# BVnWZ ^i bZVch ndjÉaa hddc WZ ^c i]Z eaVXZ l]ZgZ ndjg ediZci^Vah l^aa [^cVaan g^eZc# EZg]Veh ndjÉgZ gZVYn id bV`Z eZVXZ l^i] ndjg eVhi dg VXXZei ndjg [Vb^an bZbWZgh ZmVXian Vh i]Zn VgZ# >iÉh edhh^WaZ ndjÉkZ [djcY ndjg ^YZVa ig^WZ dg Xdbbjc^in VcY VgZ gZVYn id ^ciZ\gViZ ndjg jc^fjZcZhh l^i] ^ih heZX^Va WaZcY d[ ZcZg\^Zh# L]d `cdlh4 BVnWZ ndjÉgZ gZVYn id \^kZ ndjghZa[ XdbeaZiZan id i]Z a^[Z"X]Vc\^c\ b^hh^dc i]Vi ]Vh WZZc XVaa^c\ VcY XVaa^c\ VcY XVaa^c\ ndj# 8Veg^Xdgc &'$''Ä&$&. > ]VkZ \ddY ^cij^i^dc VWdji [ViZÉh \ZcZgVa igZcYh! Wji > YdcÉi i]^c` d[ bnhZa[ Vh ehnX]^X l]Zc ^i XdbZh id [dgZhZZ^c\ heZX^[^X ZkZcih# >ÉkZ cZkZg WZZc VWaZ id egZY^Xi l^cc^c\ adiiZgn cjbWZgh! [dg ZmVbeaZ# 7ji aViZan >Éb ldcYZg^c\ ^[ i]ViÉh X]Vc\^c\# > hZZb id WZ YZkZade^c\ V `cVX` [dg egd\cdhi^XVi^c\ XZgiV^c hedgih ZkZcih# ;dg ZmVbeaZ! dc i]gZZ dXXVh^dch > ]VkZ ]VaajX^cViZY V \daYZc Xje [adVi^c\ ^c b^Y"V^g V h]dgi i^bZ WZ[dgZ 6aWZgi Ej_dah! V 8Veg^Xdgc l]d eaVnh [dg i]Z Hi# Adj^h 8VgY^cVah WVhZWVaa iZVb! ]^ih V ]dbZgjc# Hd > ldcYZg l]Vi ^i bZVch i]Vi g^\]i cdl! Vh >Éb hijYn^c\ ndjg Vhigdad\^XVa dbZch VcY bZY^iVi^c\ dc ndjg [jijgZ! >Éb [aVh]^c\ dc Vc ^bV\Z d[ i]gZZ \daYZc Xjeh [^aaZY l^i] 8]VbeV\cZ# >iÉh '/&* ^c i]Z bdgc^c\! VcY i]Z 8VgY^cVah VgZcÉi eaVn^c\# 6fjVg^jh &$'%Ä'$&- I]Z EVlh Je gZhdgi ^c BdciVcV d[[Zgh Æ\aVbe^c\!Ç dg \aVbdgdjh XVbe^c\# ;dg i]Z g^\]i eg^XZ! ndj XVc haZZe ^c V [ZVi]Zg WZY l^i] [^cZ a^cZch! Xdb[dgiVWan ZchXdcXZY ^ch^YZ V gddbn! ]ZViZY iZci i]Vi ]Vh Vgildg` dc i]Z lVaah# 6cY Vaa i]Z l]^aZ ndjÉgZ hjggdjcYZY Wn i]Z \gZVi djiYddgh# >Éb cdi heZX^[^XVaan hj\\Zhi^c\ i]Vi ndj \d id EVlh Je! Wji > Yd gZXdbbZcY i]Vi ndj hZZ` Vc ZmeZg^ZcXZ i]Vi \^kZh ndj Vc ^ck^\dgVi^c\ YdhZ d[ gVl ZaZ\VcXZ VcY jciVbZY hlZZicZhhÅhdbZ h^ijVi^dc i]Vi Vaadlh ndj id hVi^h[n ndjg Vc^bVa adc\^c\ [dg l^aYcZhh l]^aZ Vi i]Z hVbZ i^bZ ^cYja\^c\ ndjg ]jbVc nZVgc^c\ [dg Wa^hh[ja gZedhZ# E^hXZh '$&.Ä($'% L]Zc > jg\Z ndj id hVakV\Z VcY gZ"jhZ daY hij[[! >Éb cdi gZVaan hj\\Zhi^c\ i]Vi ndj [^cY V ejgedhZ [dg i]Z ZaVhi^X [gdb ldgc"dji jcYZglZVg dg Zbein egZhXg^ei^dc WdiiaZh# I]Vi ldjaY WZ [^cZ! Wji >Éb i]^c`^c\ eg^bVg^an d[ aZhh a^iZgVa! bdgZ edZi^X gZXaVbVi^dc egd_ZXih# A^`Z Yjhi^c\ d[[ [VYZY YgZVbh VcY gZ[^ii^c\ i]Zb l^i] [jijg^hi^X gZeaVXZbZci eVgih# Dg eaVci^c\ Vc DXidWZg \VgYZc d[ ZVgi]an YZa^\]ih ^c i]Z Xdbedhi d[ ?janÉh VcY 6j\jhiÉh Y^hXVgYZY eaZVhjgZh# Dg gZidda^c\ V gZaVi^dch]^e i]Vi ]Vh adhi ^ih lVn! igVch[dgb^c\ ^i ^cid V k^WgVci XdccZXi^dc l^i] V cZl gZVhdc [dg WZ^c\# In addition to this column, Rob Brezsny offers expanded weekly audio horoscopes and daily text message horoscopes. To buy access, go to www.realastrology.com. The audio horoscopes are also available by phone at 1.877.873.4888 or 1.900.950.7700.
THE BOHEMIAN
09.29.10-10.05.10
39