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Golden Boy Veteran detective Don Owen (Chi McBride, left) mentors his young partner (Theo James) on his path to success on the new CBS drama airing Friday at 8 p.m.

March 10 - 16, 2013

2 ARIES (March 21 to April 19) You could have some problems with doubters who don’t share your enthusiasm for that new project you’re supporting. But use the facts to win them over to your side.

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TAURUS (April 20 to May 20) Someone is impressed by how you managed to get your case to the right people, despite attempts to keep you on the outside looking in. Expect to hear more about this.

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One of my favorite actors is Eric McCormack. I loved him in “Will & Grace,” and I really love his new show, “Perception.” Can I see him in anything else while I wait for “Perception” to return? -- Giovanni W., via e-mail The multifaceted actor can next be seen in the Lifetime original movie “Romeo Killer: The Chris Porco Story,” which airs Saturday, March 23 at 8 p.m. ET/PT. It’s inspired by the true story of a handsome, young college student who became the prime suspect in the shocking murder of his father and disfigurement of his mother in a savage ax attack. Eric portrays Detective Joe Sullivan, the lead investigator on the case, who goes on a mission to prove Chris’ guilt.

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GEMINI (May 21 to June 20) Good for you -- your gift for seeing both sides of a dispute helps cool down a potentially explosive workplace situation. Some family-related tensions also begin to ease. CANCER (June 21 to July 22) Your determination to prove yourself is put to the test by midweek. Counting all the positive factors you have going for you will help you get over your self-doubt. Good luck.

While those born under the sign of Pisces are said to dislike noise, crowds and tight spaces, that doesn’t stop Matt Kenseth, a former NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Champion, from climbing into the snug constraints of his stock car to race before thousands of Las Vegas fans in the “Kobalt Tools 400,” airing on FOX at 1:30 p.m. on Sunday, Matt’s 41st birthday.

LEO (July 23 to August 22) Several co-workers are still determined to resist coming over to your side. But don’t let that stop you from presenting your proposal to the people who count. Stay the course.

VIRGO (August 23 to September 22) You might prefer to be taken on faith and not have to prove yourself. But the truth is, you need to offer more facts if you hope to persuade people to accept what you say. LIBRA (September 23 to October 22) A family situation takes an unwelcome turn. While others might be looking around for answers, you’ll soon sort it all out logically, and the matter will be resolved. SCORPIO (October 23 to November 21) Someone might try to create doubt about your reliability for his or her own agenda. But your reputation and your colleagues’ long-standing faith in you saves the day.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22 to December 21) An unexpected change of plans forces you to come up with an alternative by the end of the week. Look for colleagues to offer valuable suggestions. CAPRICORN (December 22 to January 19) Nothing upsets the Goat as much as broken promises. But before you vent your anger, consider that this could ultimately prove to be a blessing in disguise. AQUARIUS (January 20 to February 18) An old workplace problem you thought you had solved for good resurfaces. But this time, co-workers will take a more active role in helping you deal with it. PISCES (February 19 to March 20) Be careful not to be misled by a negative reaction to one of your more important projects. If you believe in it, then it has worth and is, therefore, worth staying with.

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What has “Lost” star Josh Holloway been up to? Will he be on another series soon? -- Nora S., Savannah, Ga. Josh was cast as the lead in a pilot for CBS called “Intelligence.” The action takes place at U.S. Cyber Command and focuses on a unit that has been created around one agent (Gabriel Black, played by Josh) with a very special gift: a microchip has been implanted in his brain that allows him to access the entire electromagnetic spectrum.

Josh also co-stars in the dramatic thriller “Paranoia,” which also stars Harrison Ford, Liam Hemsworth and Gary Oldman. It will be released in October. Also, in January 2014, look for Josh in the Arnold Schwarzenegger action movie “Ten,” which also stars Sam Worthington and Joe Manganiello.

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My husband and I recently watched a new series called “Do No Harm” on NBC; however, we haven’t been able to find it on the TV schedule. Has it been canceled? -- Laura K., via e-mail The medical drama, which premiered Feb. 1, was indeed canceled after two episodes. “Do No Harm” was the lowest-rated, in-season broadcast scripted series debut in modern history. The second episode declined even further, sealing the show’s fate.

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In “Perception” news, Scott Wolf, of “Party of Five” and “V” fame, has signed on to be a recurring character as an assistant U.S. attorney. He has a hidden agenda that involves his soon-to-be ex-wife, Kate, played by Rachel Leigh Cook. Eric McCormack Look for 13 new episodes of “Perception” to begin airing this summer.

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I am absolutely gutted by the ending of season three of “Downton Abbey,” and I can’t wait for season four. Can you recommend anything for me in the meantime? -- Jen S. in California Well, if you’re looking for another high-quality period piece to take your mind off the heartbreaking fate of Matthew Crawley, then may I recommend another Masterpiece series? “Mr. Selfridge,” which premieres March 31, stars Jeremy Piven as a wheeling, dealing, womanizing American who teaches early-1900s Londoners how to shop. The eight-part series centers on the real-life story of the flamboyant and visionary founder of the London department store Selfridge’s.

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At the heart of the series is the mentor mentee relationship between Owen and Clark, which James describes as a matter of art imitating life. “I’m fairly new,” he says about acting, “and, you know, Chi has been doing it for a long time. He’s a veteran. So, there was a lot that we could learn from each other. And that “You know,” he says, “I’ve worked BY DAN RICE element of it is something that FYI Televsion, Inc. on police dramas for 17 years, I really love – the father and or at least I started 17 years ago the son, the Obi Wan and Luke For most, the road to sucon ‘NYPD Blue,’ and the thing Skywalker kind of thing, the cess is fraught with obstacles, that I thought worked amazlessons that are learned. But also setbacks and compromises, and ingly about that show was it was Owen, he’s not flawless either, how we contend with such helps a show about its time. There and you see through the define our character. It’s series that he can make all about the journey, “HE IS BY FAR NOT THE NICEST GUY IN THE mistakes as well. Chi’s really, particularly with WORLD WHEN HE BECOMES THE COMMIScharacter is this old guy historical figures and SIONER. HE HAS MATURED ENORMOUSLY who’s kind of given up, their known outcomes. FROM WHO HE IS TODAY TO WHO HE WILL and I’m bringing out the The same is true in the BE IN SEVEN YEARS, BUT HE’S SUFFERED A best in him. And then story of ambitious police GREAT DEAL.” with me, he’s temperofficer Walter William ing my central morality Clark Jr. (Theo James), between whether I choose the who pays a high personal and was something about those professional cost for his meteoric characters that were about their darker nature that Clark leans towards, which, in many ways, is rise through the NYPD, which time, and there was something represented by Kevin’s character, takes him to being the youngfascinating to me about a charor I use the law for the purpose est police commissioner in the acter that could make mistakes of good, basically.” history of New York City on the and be redeemed. Wootton explains that these new CBS drama “Golden Boy,” “And I thought if I was ever good and bad influences upon airing Friday at 9 p.m. going to do a cop show, that Clark shape what kind of police After only three years on the would have to be the genesis of commissioner he will end up job as a beat cop, Clark’s heroics it, a character that could make being. “We see him learning embolden him to ask for and mistakes [and] ultimately find the lessons that receive the unheard-of promoredemption. And, quite honestly, Chi’s character tion to homicide detective, a teaches him,” career leap which angers some of when I saw ‘Social Network,’ I thought that feels to me like the he says, “and his colleagues, who are eager to then we see see him fail. Among these points modern, young male – there is this drive and ambition and, him learn of conflict is amoral alpha dog this sort of thoughtless, forward things that First Grade Detective Christian are politically Arroyo (Kevin Alejandro), whose thinking ‘I don’t care who gets partner is tough Detective Debo- burned’ ambition in that movie. kind of vicious. [And] I thought, wow, what Theo’s character rah McKenzie (Bonnie Somerif that was a cop? That sort in this suffers ville), the only female in the great loss, squad. But Clark finds a mentor of mentality lent itself to me thinking that this a modernwhen the department partners him with veteran Detective Don day character who had this sort Owen (Chi McBride), who is just of ferocious ambition and he two years away from retirement, always wants more than what is while the well-connected Detec- on his plate. “And I was introduced to tive Joe Diaco (Holt McCal(executive producer) Greg lany) has tremendous resources Berlanti, and he brought to the which Clark might find useful. Although Clark’s focus is on ris- table the element of what if you ing in the ranks, he doesn’t shirk know where this kid is going. And I said, ‘Well, he could his duty as sole caregiver for his little sister Agnes (Stella Maeve), become the youngest police commissioner in history. And who adds her own drama by demonstrating increasingly what if we could tell the story dangerous behavior. from that end point?’ I love a According to executive story where you know the end producer Nicholas Wootton, because it instantly makes it timeliness and redemption were about a character and the prices central in conceiving the series. paid.” Holt McCallany

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which we do see [as] the basis for his political drive. In the first season, there’s no real element of the Clark character having any sense of, ‘I want to be the police commissioner.’ That is something that is going to evolve hopefully in later seasons, should we be so fortunate. But you see the sort of elements that are clicking into place that is going to take him to become the man he is. He is by far not the nicest guy in the world when he becomes the commissioner. He has matured enormously from who he is today to who he will be in seven years, but he’s suffered a great deal. He takes a lot on the chin.” In conducting research for the new series, Wootton discovered that one of his character creations is particularly familiar to the police officers he surveyed. “In talking with cops who have seen the material, they will recognize elements of each of these characters in the people that they work with, but, invariably, they say the one person that is absolutely in their squad is the Diaco character. The guy who has always got a scheme and he’s always got another thing going on that isn’t the cop thing, he’s always got another money thing going on, is something that every cop that I’ve spoken to recognizes, absolutely. He’s probably the realest of everybody, I mean, and truly, he is a lot of fun to write.”

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There’s nothing Hollywood likes better than a makeover. In the world of television, a makeover can rejuvenate a show that may be dwindling in the ratings. “Body of Proof,” airing Tuesdays at 9 p.m. on ABC, has received a facelift by adding new characters and delving more into the lives of the leads. “We started looking at the second season, just thinking about ways to really amp up the show, make it more exciting,” executive producer Christopher Murphey says. “It’s always been a character-centric show, but we also didn’t want to take too much time away from our A story to get into servicing separate B stories that were related to characters. So, we started thinking about how do we bring Megan’s (Dana Delany) personal life into the actual A case, the actual investigation. And the idea came about of a detective whom she had a past relationship with and bringing him on board, and their relationship would play in the course of the A story, in the course of the investigation. So, that’s where we started thinking about perhaps making casting changes.” “And, actually, toward the end of last season,” adds executive producer Matthew Gross, “what we did in the last three episodes in particular, with our two parter ‘Contagion’ episode, sort of an outbreak type of a two parter, we had a nice big ratings spike. And then with our series finale as well, it was a serial killer story. So, we were like, ‘Hmm, I think we’re on to something.’ So, in moving forward for season three, we decided to continue that momentum and make stories that are more thrilling, have more stakes, and have the show have a second gear. So, it was no longer just about solving a murder but also stopping something else from happening. And we thought we were on to something, so that’s sort of where we were leaning toward

Dana Delany’s character has a new love interest on “Body of Proof,” airing Tuesday at 9 p.m. on ABC. the third season. And in doing so, we were leaning not away from the medical procedural, but also bringing up the law enforcement aspect of the show. And that’s why, you know, we brought on Mark Valley and Elyes (Gabel) and my dear friend Evan Katz who was on ‘24,’ because we wanted to interject more octane into the show.” Valley (“Harry’s Law,” “Human Target”) plays Detective Tommy Sullivan, a former love interest of Megan. This isn’t the first time Valley and Delany have worked together. “It’s fun to work with Mark,” Delany says. “I know there are a lot of people here who feel like you didn’t get to see those lost episodes of ‘Pasadena,’ so I requested Mark to come on the show so we could finally, you know, reenact them,” she jokes. The on-screen chemistry Valley and Delany shared on “Pasadena” is also there for “Body of Proof.” There is a real sense of history between the characters, and it helps that the actors have worked together before. “One of the reasons we brought Mark on and created [his] character is because Megan is a force to be reckoned with and very quickly people sort of fall in line behind her,” says Gross. “And so we wanted to create a character that would stand up to her, have his own sandbox as it were, and have his own territory so that they could go head to head.”

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March 10 - 16, 2013 Eileen Davidson

SOAP News & Views Eileen Davidson Celebrates ‘Y&R’ 40th Anniversary BY GWEN REYES FYI Televsion, Inc.

Last month, CBS Daytime’s “The Young and the Restless” took home the Writers Guild of America’s award for Outstanding Writing in a Daytime Scripted Series, besting ABC’s “One Life to Live” and NBC’s “Days of Our Lives.” The award went to “General Hospital” last year, but this year’s win is coupled with a very exciting casting confirmation for Genoa City. The ink isn’t even dry yet on Eileen Davidson’s (Kristen) “Days” contract, but the feisty blonde has not forgotten the show that brought her fame and is bringing Ashley Abbott back to “Y&R” to help kick off the series’ 40th anniversary.

Soap Opera SUMMARIES THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL Brooke believed that Taylor was using Eric. Rick offered Carter a job at Forrester Creations. Caroline’s arrival cooled off the heat between Rick and Maya. Katie spent more time with her baby than with Bill. Steffy believed that Liam felt obligated to be with her simply because she is pregnant. Bill encouraged Brooke to go after a high position at Forrester. Taylor moved in with Eric. Hope focused on reigniting her fashion collection as a way to take her mind off Liam. Brooke encouraged Donna to join her in the fight against Taylor. Rick felt responsible for Hope’s heartache. Pam eavesdropped on Donna. Wait To See: Rick continues hiding his real identity from Maya. Pam begins acting erratically. DAYS OF OUR LIVES Rafe felt closer to Kate after she displayed kindness toward his sister. Nick was eager to hurry up his wedding date with Gabi. Nancy agreed to help Chloe in her scheme to win back Daniel. Cameron kissed Abigail after she saw him naked. Sami asked EJ to help her get rid of Nick. Kristen invited Chad to live at the family mansion. Nick’s old cellmate, Vargas, arrived in Salem as part of an outreach program. John came home, only to find Brady and Kristen shacking up. Nicole believed that a future with Eric was hopeless. Roman hugged Marlena after she teared up over the state of her marriage. Chloe took advantage of Daniel’s drunkenness by kissing him. Stefano returned to wreak havoc in Salem. Wait To

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CBS Daytime executive Angelica McDaniel shared the big news on her Twitter account, but she still left some details up in the air. Davidson will remain contracted with “Days” and is expected to only shoot a brief appearance, however “Y&R” producers do not have a solid premiere date for Ashley’s anticipated return. “Y&R” is going full throttle for this 40th milestone, so more casting announcements are inevitable. While bringing back Davidson is a promising start for future “Y&R” casting announcements this spring, the series is still trimming the fat off a handful of stories. Most notably, Jessica Heap (Eden Baldwin) was not offered a new contract to stay in Genoa City. Although CBS has no official airdate for Heap’s final episode, the actress filmed her last scenes in January and will likely not reappear after the

spring. Eden had been a recurring part of the “Y&R” landscape since 2011, so there is the possibility that the character will be recast in the future. As for Heap, she has no upcoming plans locked, but certainly this will not be the last daytime fans see of the actress. Finally, Salem looks slightly less occupied now that John Black has ventured off the map. Drake Hogestyn was written off the series last month to give the actor a much-needed break and allow his character some time to work through feelings about his marriage to Marlena (Deidre Hall). It’s been a month and fans are champing at the bit for Hogestyn’s return; unfortunately, they will have to wait a little bit longer. NBC and “Days” producers have no plans to bring John back before the beginning of spring. But do not fear: John Black is too crucial a Salem component to stay away from home for long. He will be back with a clear head.

See: Kristen flirts with John. Sami asks Lucas to steal evidence for her. GENERAL HOSPITAL Sonny urged Kate to begin therapy in the hope of truly integrating her two personalities. Luke confronted Scott about the eerie Ice Princess replica. Frisco pressured Felicia to meet him at the Metro Court. Kevin contemplated a future with Lucy. Sonny and Carly commiserated over their lousy taste in mates. Laura was determined to tell Luke about Anna cheating on him. Molly attempted to convince Alexis to take in Rafe. Kate was awoken by a voice calling out her name. AJ was on cloud nine after Elizabeth agreed to go out with him. As Todd’s trial began, he found himself too busy focusing on winning back Carly. Tracy tried to bribe Spinelli into handing over the relish recipe. Elizabeth encouraged Sabrina to tell Patrick she loved him. Wait To See: Carly kisses AJ. Connie accuses Sonny of cheating on her. THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS Billy warned Phyllis not to break Jack’s heart again. Kyle fended off Abby’s advice about Summer and explained that they were just friends. Mason told Sarge that he wished he had followed through with Victor’s orders. Summer asked Jack for an internship at Jabot, hoping that she would work closely with Kyle. Leslie told Neil about her past. Sharon called Nick out on trying to make Dylan the bad guy. Dylan learned that his father had taken a turn for the worse. Lauren fantasized about Carmine. Leslie and Neil’s dinner plans got cut short when they spotted Congressman Wheeler at the bar. After getting her test results back, Nikki and Victor prepared for their wedding. Michael was certain that Lauren was filing for divorce. Wait To See: Chloe encourages Chelsea to find a new man. Nick is suspicious of Victor’s dealings with the congressman.

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HOME & GARDEN Sunday 12 p.m. HGTV Property Brothers A couple must rely on the Property Brothers to help them see beneath their new home’s dirt and grime and recognize its true potential before they abandon ship. 1 p.m. HGTV Property Brothers A newly single young woman wants a glamorous home, but she quickly realizes that her budget will not allow for her to find such a place without renovation. 2 p.m. HGTV Property Brothers A couple is reluctant to dive into a fixer-upper after the brothers show them properties requiring more costs and renovation time than they anticipated. 3 p.m. HGTV Property Brothers A couple living in an apartment with their rambunctious son are desperate to buy a house, so they get help from the brothers but can’t agree on what they want. 4 p.m. HGTV Property Brothers A couple desperate to buy a new house get help from the brothers and decide on a renovation project but several problems are discovered during an inspection.

Monday 12 p.m. HGTV Extreme Homes An upclose look is taken at some of the world’s most impressive houses ever built, from a house shaped like rolling dice, to one that disappears into thin air. 1 p.m. HGTV Extreme Homes Amazing homes are shown, including a metal house in Australia, a Peruvian residence that snakes through the trees and a Japanese home that sits on stilts. 2 p.m. HGTV Extreme Homes A look is taken at some of the most unusual houses ever built, from a giant erector set of a home in Argentina, to an upside down house in Brazil. 3 p.m. HGTV House Hunters: Renovation A woman wants a home with custom wood details, but when she is unable to find it in her search she decides to renovate the space herself to include the details. 4 p.m. HGTV House Hunters: Renovation After selling their home, a couple has taken their time in finding the ideal property, but they can’t help falling in love with a home that needs a renovation.

Tuesday 12 p.m. HGTV My First Place A man must decide whether to risk his life savings or pull out of a deal when he finds out that a place needs an abundance of repair. 1 p.m. HGTV My First Place A bachelor in San Francisco recognizes that he needs to move out of his dull rental room in order to have a better social life; a man discovers a condo. 2 p.m. HGTV My First Place A professional searches for her first place in Boston and quickly discovers that her $700,000 budget does not afford much luxury in the hip South End district.

March 10 - 16, 2013 3 p.m. HGTV My First Place A couple is looking for a home before their baby is born, but after looking at several homes, they question if finding the perfect home will happen so quickly. 4 p.m. HGTV My First Place After a couple adopts four siblings, they outgrow their small apartment but are unwilling to pay the closing costs for the home they spent months searching for.

3 p.m. HGTV House Hunters International A couple decides that buying a second home would be the ultimate way to take their love of a laidback way of life to one of their favorite places in Europe.

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Wednesday 12 p.m. HGTV Kitchen Cousins The cousins undertake an old, dilapidated brownstone kitchen with no counter space and inadequate storage; homeowners are weary of their impractical space. 12 p.m. BRAVO Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles Madison is shown a new property in Malibu to represent, but it’s still under construction; Josh Altman tries to find a new listing. 1 p.m. HGTV Kitchen Cousins Anthony and John meet a woman who lives in the home in which she grew up in Jersey City, N.J.; a huge built-in is an obstacle in designing a functional kitchen. 2 p.m. BRAVO Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles Madison plans an elegant broker’s party, but things get out of hand when Heather and Josh Altman decide to confront one another. 3 p.m. HGTV Kitchen Cousins The crew rescues a woman whose contractor left her kitchen-less and gives her a space that reflects her North African heritage. 4 p.m. HGTV Kitchen Cousins The cousins help a couple update their tiny kitchen to reflect the rest of their charming home by adding a mirrored backsplash and a fold-away breakfast bar.

Josh Altman hosts “Million Dollar Listings Los Angeles” on HGTV. 1 p.m. HGTV House Hunters International A professional in the finance department of an educational software company is offered a job transfer to an office in Amsterdam, the Netherlands. 2 p.m. HGTV House Hunters International A family from Canada moves to an island, and life will never be the same for them; tropical delights are plentiful, and living on Bermuda does not come cheap.

12 p.m. HGTV Flea Market Flip Married couples battle it out at the Stormville Airport Antique Show & Flea Market to see what each team can do with only $500 and one hour to shop. 12:30 p.m. HGTV Flea Market Flip Artsy friends take on design bloggers at Connecticut’s Elephant Trunk Country Flea Market to see what each team can do with only $500 and one hour to shop. 1 p.m. HGTV Flea Market Flip Two skilled flipping teams with a $500 budget find, renovate and flip projects from items bought at the Stormville Airport Antique Show & Flea Market. 2 p.m. HGTV Flea Market Flip Style-savvy friends have only one hour and a $500 budget to find the best items at a flea market and refurbish them for a profit. 3 p.m. HGTV Property Virgins Since a girlfriend spends most of her time at her boyfriend’s house, they have decided to

Thursday 12 p.m. HGTV House Hunters International A couple isn’t ready to leave the bright village of Mougins, France, when their year-long home exchange ends; a couple looks for their dream home.

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5 join their resources together and buy a roomy home they can share. 4 p.m. HGTV Selling LA After numerous other agents fail, a broker is asked to sell a property that has been struggling on the market; an agent tries to negotiate a price reduction.

Saturday 12 p.m. HGTV Love It or List It A couple enlists a designer to renovate their attic to create more space and a realtor to look for new homes to choose if they should stay or list their home.

1 p.m. HGTV House Hunters Newlyweds and the wife’s teenage son look for a family home in Portland, Oregon; a family wants more space, including a room devoted to music. 2 p.m. HGTV House Hunters A firefighter and his police officer wife are on the search for a home; after having their third child, a couple decides they need more space. 3 p.m. HGTV House Hunters An engineer and his fashion designer wife have been residing with the wife’s parents while they have been searching for a home; a couple keeps getting outbid.

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Monday

1:30 p.m. KLRT Kobalt Tools 400 from Las Vegas Motor Speedway in Las Vegas (Live)

12 p.m. ESPN St. Louis Cardinals vs New York Yankees (Live)

Saturday

2 p.m. WGN-A Chicago Cubs vs Chicago White Sox (Live)

1 p.m. ESPN2 Jeff Foxworthy’s Grit Chips 300 from Bristol Motor Speedway in Bristol, Tenn. (Live)

Friday Saturday 3 p.m. FXSP Texas Rangers vs Chicago Cubs (Live)

March 10 - 16, 2013 3 p.m. WGN-A Kansas City Royals vs Chicago Cubs (Live)

BASKETBALL Men’s College Sunday

11 a.m. ESPN2 Big South Tournament: Championship from HTC Center in Conway, S.C. (Live) 11 a.m. KTHV Virginia Commonwealth Rams at Temple Owls (Live) 11:30 a.m. ESPN Illinois Fighting Illini at Ohio State Buckeyes (Live) 1 p.m. KTHV MVC Tournament: Championship from Scottrade Center in St. Louis, Mo. (Live) 1 p.m. NBCSP College Basketball CAA Tournament: Semifinals #1 (Live) 3 p.m. NBCSP College Basketball CAA Tournament: Semifinals #2 (Live) 3 p.m. KTHV Big Ten Wild Card Game Northwestern Wildcats at Michigan State Spartans (Live)

Monday

6 p.m. ESPN Sun Belt Tournament: Championship from Summit Arena in Hot Springs, Ark. (Live) 6 p.m. ESPN2 Southern Conference Tournament: Championship from U.S. Cellular Center in Asheville, N.C. (Live) 6 p.m. NBCSP College Basketball CAA Tournament: Final (Live) 8 p.m. ESPN West Coast Tournament: Championship from Orleans Arena in Las Vegas (Live) 8 p.m. ESPN2 MAAC Tournament: Championship from MassMutual Center in Springfield, Mass. (Live)

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Tuesday 6 p.m. ESPN2 College Basketball NEC Tournament: Championship (Live) 8 p.m. ESPN2 Summit League Tournament: Championship from Sioux Falls Arena in Sioux Falls, S.D. (Live) 8 p.m. ESPN College Basketball Horizon League Tournament: Championship (Live)

Wednesday 11 a.m. ESPN Big East Tournament: Second Round, Game #1 from Madison Square Garden in New York (Live) 1 p.m. ESPN Big East Tournament: Second Round, Game #2 from Madison Square Garden in New York (Live) 6 p.m. ESPN2 Big East Tournament: Second Round, Game #3 from Madison Square Garden in New York (Live) 6:30 p.m. KATV SEC Tournament: First Round, Game #1 from Bridgestone Arena in Nashville, Tenn. (Live) 9 p.m. KATV SEC Tournament: First Round, Game #2 from Bridgestone Arena in Nashville, Tenn. (Live)

Thursday 11 a.m. ESPN Big East Tournament: Quarterfinal #1 from Madison Square Garden in New York (Live) 11:30 a.m. ESPN2 Big 12 Tournament: Quarterfinal #1 from Sprint Center in Kansas City, Mo. (Live) 12 p.m. KATV SEC Tournament: Second Round, Game #3 from Bridgestone Arena in Nashville, Tenn. (Live)

Paul Pierce and the Boston Celtics visit the Oklahoma City Thunder in the opening game of an “NBA Basketball” doubleheader on ABC, airing Sunday at 12 p.m. 1 p.m. ESPN Big East Tournament: Quarterfinal #2 from Madison Square Garden in New York (Live) 2 p.m. ESPN2 Big 12 Tournament: Quarterfinal #2 from Sprint Center in Kansas City, Mo. (Live) 2:30 p.m. KATV SEC Tournament: Second Round, Game #4 from Bridgestone Arena in Nashville, Tenn. (Live) 5:30 p.m. ESPN2 Big Ten Tournament: First Round, Game #3 from United Center in Chicago (Live) 6:30 p.m. KATV College Basketball (Live) 7:30 p.m. ESPN2 Big Ten Tournament: First Round, Game #4 from United Center in Chicago (Live) 9 p.m. KATV College Basketball (Live)

Friday 11 a.m. ESPN Big Ten Tournament: Quarterfinal #1 from United Center in Chicago (Live) 11 a.m. ESPN2 ACC Tournament: Quarterfinal #1 from Greensboro Coliseum in Greensboro, N.C. (Live) 1 p.m. ESPN2 ACC Tournament: Quarterfinal #2 from Greensboro Coliseum in Greensboro, N.C. (Live) 1 p.m. ESPN Big Ten Tournament: Quarterfinal #2 from United Center in Chicago (Live) 6 p.m. ESPN Big East Tournament: Semifinal #1 from Madison Square Garden in New York (Live) 6:30 p.m. KATV College Basketball (Live) 9 p.m. KATV College Basketball (Live)

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Saturday

10:30 a.m. ESPN2 America East Tournament: Championship from SEFCU Arena in Guilderland, N.Y. (Live) 10:30 a.m. KTHV Conference USA Tournament: Championship from BOK Center in Tulsa, Okla. (Live) 12 p.m. KATV SEC Tournament: Semifinal #1 from Bridgestone Arena in Nashville, Tenn. (Live) 12 p.m. ESPN ACC Tournament: Semifinal #1 from Greensboro Coliseum in Greensboro, N.C. (Live) 12:40 p.m. KTHV Big Ten Tournament: Semifinal #1 from United Center in Chicago (Live) 2 p.m. KATV SEC Tournament: Semifinal #2 from Bridgestone Arena in Nashville, Tenn. (Live) 3 p.m. KTHV Big Ten Tournament: Semifinal #2 from United Center in Chicago (Live) 3:30 p.m. ESPN2 SWAC Tournament: Championship from Garland Special Events Center in Garland, Texas (Live)

March 10 - 16, 2013 4:30 p.m. ESPN Big 12 Tournament: Championship from Sprint Center in Kansas City, Mo. (Live) 5 p.m. KTHV Mountain West Tournament: Championship from Thomas & Mack Center in Las Vegas (Live) 7:30 p.m. ESPN Big East Tournament: Championship from Madison Square Garden in New York (Live)

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LPGA Thursday 5:30 p.m. GOLF RR Donnelley LPGA Founders Cup: First Round from Wildfire Golf Club in Phoenix, Ariz. (Live)

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Hitting Singles Out of the Park It’s not that I wasn’t used to seeing my boss at the time give me a look of utter disappointment, but this time I was quick to recognize that it was more a signal of defeat -- hers. I didn’t wear glasses then, but if I did, this would have been a perfect moment to take them off, slide my chair around and emote some sort of empathy. “Got your (butt) handed to you again, didn’t ya?” I asked with a smug grin. “I’m getting killed out there,” she complained. “I go in front of the board, and I can hear their eyes glazing over. She gets up there and they go wild for her.” “Why’s that? It’s not like she’s stunningly attractive or anything like that,” I reasoned. “No, man ... you don’t get it,” she said, rolling her eyes. “She’s using all of these sports analogies! I don’t know any of them.” “This looks like a job for a sports writer!” I declared, stepped into the supply closet and emerged moments later dressed the same way but with a notepad and two pens. “Look,” I said, drawing a baseball diamond. “Tell me what she said at the meeting? That she was looking to ‘hit a home run,’ right?” “Come on, even I know that one. But she says things like ‘we’re not trying to hit a

Friday 5:30 p.m. GOLF RR Donnelley LPGA Founders Cup: Second Round from Wildfire Golf Club in Phoenix, Ariz. (Live)

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home run here, we’re just looking for a hit here.’ What does that even mean?” “It’s nonsense,” I said. “First of all, a ‘home run’ is a ‘hit.’ Also, the whole phrase is just another sports cliche. Even if she wanted to hit a ‘single,’ she could still excel at hitting singles if she ‘hits it out of the park,’ get it?” “No.” “Good. The next time she does that to you -- a term called ‘grandstanding’ by the way -- you just ask her to hold up. There are lots of ways to get on base. Is it a rope single? Was it a slow roller? Did you bunt your way to first?” She wasn’t getting it. “I don’t get it,” she said. “It’s business, and like any game, you go out there to win. What is this ‘only get a hit’ stuff? What is she ... afraid to succeed? Is she opening a restaurant? Is this a ‘soft opening?’” She smiled. She was stepping up. “Well, when it’s your turn to talk, you just tell the board that you don’t care what’s tossed toward your plate because your team’s not above taking bases on balls. What matters is getting to score.” “Perfect! Thanks!” Satisfied, I wrote a few turns of phrase down and handed her the paper. “There. Now go deliver your pitch.” She took the paper out of my mitt and walked towards the door, then paused to turn around. “I thought we were hitting, though.”

College Friday 6 p.m. NBCSP College Hockey Hockey East: Quarterfinal (Live)

6:30 p.m. NBCSP Philadelphia Flyers at New Jersey Devils (Live)

Thursday 7:30 p.m. FXSP Anaheim Ducks at Dallas Stars (Live)

Saturday 7 p.m. FXSP Chicago Blackhawks at Dallas Stars (Live)

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(PG-13) (HD) FX EF62 The A-Team (‘10) (PG-13) (HD) Mavs Live (HD) (:15) World Poker Tour (Taped) (:15) Rodeo Spotlight (HD) World Poker “Parx Open Poker” FXSP EF32 NBA Basketball: Dallas Mavericks at Minnesota Timberwolves (Live) (HD) PGA Tournament “WGC - Cadillac Championship: Final Round” (Replay) (HD) GOLF EF78 Golf Cntrl (HD) PGA Tournament “Puerto Rico Open: Final”: from Trump International Golf Club in Puerto Rico (Taped) You Live in What? (N) (HD) Hawaii Life Hawaii Life (N) House Hunters: Renovation (HD) House Hunters Hunters (HD) Hawaii Life Hawaii Life HGTV EF60 House Hunters Hunters (HD) The Bible “Homeland” Samson weakened; David’s story; temple. (N) Vikings “Northmen” (N) (:01) Vikings “Northmen” (:01) The Bible “Homeland” HIST EF42 (5:00) The Bible “Beginnings” Army Wives “Ashes to Ashes” (N) The Client List “’Till I Make It” (N) (:01) The Switch (‘10) Jason Bateman, Jennifer Aniston. (PG-13) (HD) LIFE EF59 The Switch (‘10) BBD Jason Bateman, Jennifer Aniston. (PG-13) (HD) NHL Live “Post” Countdown Fight Night Future Stars (HD) Cycling “Paris Nice” (Taped) NHL Hockey: Buffalo Sabres at Philadelphia Flyers from Wells Fargo Center (Live) NBCSP EF41 NHL Live (:45) Sponge Wendell/Vinnie See Dad Run Rugrats in Paris: The Movie Susan Sarandon. (G) The Nanny Friends (:33) Friends Friends (TVPG) Friends (TVPG) NICK EF23 (:15) Sponge The Crush Jim Huntng Wild Game Realtree Out Primos’ Friends Bone Collector King of the Expedition Jim Huntng Realtree Out OUTD EF79 Mathews TV Bar Rescue “Hogtied Ham’s” (HD) Bar Rescue “Tears for Beers” Bar Rescue “Empty Pockets” (N) Car Lot Rescue New Jersey. (N) Bar Rescue “Tears for Beers” SPIKE EF15 Bar Rescue “Downey’s” (HD) Snowmageddon (‘11, Science Fiction) Magda Apanowicz. (HD) Super Eruption (‘11) BD Richard Burgi, Juliet Aubrey. (HD) SYFY EF77 Ice Quake (‘10) BD Brendan Fehr, Holly Elissa. (PG) (HD) Quest for Noah’s Ark Joel Osteen Kerry Shook Believers Creflo Dollar The Story of Jacob and Joseph (‘74) BBD Keith Michell. (NR) TBN GH157 Leading Way Blessed Life Step Up (‘06) BB Channing Tatum. Two teens dance. (PG-13) Step Up 2: The Streets (PG-13) TBS EF* Monster-In-Law (‘05) (PG-13) (HD) Step Up 2: The Streets (‘08) BB Briana Evigan. (PG-13) The Sundowners (‘60) BBBD Deborah Kerr, Robert Mitchum. A hard life. (NR) Ace Heart (NR) TCM EF56 Mr. Hobbs Takes Vacation (NR) Heaven Knows, Mr. Allison (‘57) BBB Robert Mitchum. (NR) Gypsy Sisters “Your Daddy?” (N) Welcome to Myrtle Manor (N) (HD) Gypsy Sisters “Your Daddy?” Welcome to Myrtle Manor (HD) TLC EF18 Welcome to Myrtle Manor (HD) Gypsy Sisters “Disaster” (HD) Gran Torino (‘09, Drama) BBBD Clint Eastwood, Christopher Carley. (R) (HD) Gran Torino (‘09, Drama) BBBD Clint Eastwood, Christopher Carley. 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(:45) Reality Bites (‘94) BBD Winona Ryder, Ethan Hawke. A young Muriel’s Wedding (‘94) BBB Toni Collette, Bill (‘02) Cate Blanchett, FLIX GH357 Heaven Teens kill to be popular. (R) woman is torn between two men. (PG-13) Hunter. A young woman gains self-esteem. (R) Giovanni Ribisi. (R) Reunion (‘12, Comedy) BBB Jason Biggs, Alyson Hannigan. Girls “On All Veep “Pilot” (HD) Girls “On All Veep “Pilot” (HD) Girls “On All Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (‘11, Action) HBO GH301 American Friends attend high school reunion. (R) (HD) Fours” (N) (HD) Fours” (HD) Fours” (HD) BBB Robert Downey, Jr., Jude Law. (PG-13) (HD) Real Time with Bill Maher (TVMA) Wanderlust (‘12, Comedy) BBD Paul Rudd, Jennifer (:45) Game of Dream House (‘11, Thriller) BBD Daniel Craig, Naomi (:35) The Thing (‘11, Horror) BBD Mary Elizabeth HBO2 GH302 (HD) Aniston. Alternative living. (R) (HD) Thrones (HD) Watts. Uncovering secrets. (PG-13) (HD) Winstead, Joel Edgerton. Alien shape-shifter. (R) (HD) (‘92) BBD Charles Grodin, Bonnie Hunt. Antz (‘98, Adventure) BB Woody Allen, Gene Hack- Dudley Do-Right (‘99, Comedy) BD Brendan Fraser, Grease (‘78, Musical) BBB John Travolta, Olivia HBOF GH304 ABeethoven man. Ant learns about love and war. (PG) (HD) Sarah Jessica Parker. Getting his man. (PG) (HD) Newton-John. Teenagers in 1950s. (PG) (HD) family gets a Saint Bernard puppy. (PG) (:55) Parade’s End “Part 5" Sylvia at- Larry Crowne (‘11, Comedy) BB Nia Vardalos, Julia (:45) The Making North Country (‘05, Drama) BBB Charlize Theron, Elle Peterson. Miner (:10) Alien - Director’s Cut (‘03) HBOS GH303 tacks Roberts. Return to college. (PG-13) (HD) of ... (HD) files sexual harrassment suit. (R) (HD) Helen Horton, Tom Skerritt. (R) (HD) Christopher’s future. (HD) (5:15) Joyful Noise (‘12) BB Queen (:15) Rise of the Planet of the Apes (‘11, Action) BBB Andy Serkis, Million Dollar Baby (‘04, Drama) BBBD Clint Eastwood, Hilary Swank. (:15) Working Feature 08: Envy MAX GH321 Latifah, Dolly Parton. (PG-13) (HD) James Franco. Genetically enhanced ape starts war. (PG-13) (HD) A boxing trainer takes a female pupil. (PG-13) (HD) Girls In Bed (HD) (‘10) (NRAO) (5:15) The Running Man (‘87) Banshee “the (:45) What’s Your Number? (‘11, Comedy) BBD Anna Faris, Chris Evans. Drive Me Crazy (‘99, Comedy) BB Melissa Joan Hart, My Cousin Vinny (‘92, Comedy) Joe MMAX GH322 BBD Arnold Schwarzenegger. (R) Cowboy” (HD) A woman reviews her past boyfriends. (R) (HD) Adrian Grenier. Pair’s faux romance. (PG-13) (HD) Pesci, Marisa Tomei. (R) (HD) House of Lies Californication Shameless “Where There’s a Will” A House of Lies (N) Californication Shameless “Where There’s a Will” A House of Lies In- Californication Shameless “A Long Way From SHO GH341 Home” “The Runner” funeral. (N) (HD) “Everybody’s” (N) funeral. (HD) spiration. (HD) “Everybody’s” A bold decision. 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Red Widow 9:01 p.m. on KATV Marta surprises herself with her own savviness as she’s forced to think on her feet when the drug smuggle hits a snag as details change at the last minute; Marta’s children get involved in the FBI investigation against her; Boris recalls a memory. (HD)

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(PG) What Dreams May Come (‘98) BBD (PG-13) Lara Croft Tomb Raider: Cradle of Life (PG-13) Meet Joe Black (‘98) BBB Brad Pitt. (PG-13) T The Golden Bowl (‘00) BBD Uma Thurman. (R) Wishful Thinking James LeGros. (R) Love & Sex (‘00) Famke Janssen. (R) Straight Talk (‘92) Dolly Parton. (PG) Cop and a Half D Burt Reynolds. (PG) Northfork (‘03) Peter Coyote. (PG-13) (:20) The Ref (‘94) (R) W (:55) Kissing a Fool (‘98) BBD (R) The Big Empty (‘03) Jon Favreau. (R) (:40) World Traveler (‘01) BB Billy Crudup. (R) The Tale of Sweeney Todd BBD (NR) The Baxter (‘05) BBB (PG-13) The Ascent BBD Vincent Spano. (PG) Last Dance (‘96) (R) T Cinema Paradiso (PG) (:40) Heavyweights (‘95) BD Ben Stiller. (PG) Smile (‘05) BBD Mika Boorem. (PG-13) Sophie’s Choice Meryl Streep. (R) F Mighty Joe Young (PG) (:20) Three Fugitives (‘89) BBD Nick Nolte. (PG-13) Reality Bites Winona Ryder. (PG-13) Parade’s End “Part 1" Parade’s End “Part 2" (:15) Tower Heist (‘11) Ben Stiller. 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(R) While You Were Sleeping (‘95) (PG) T Eagle (‘11) Adventures of Priscilla (‘94) (R) (HD) The Crush (‘93) Cary Elwes. (R) (HD) Hard Rain (‘98, Action) Christian Slater. (R) (HD) Little Man Tate Jodie Foster. (PG) (:15) Sing Your Song Harry Belafonte. (HD) Born on the Fourth of July (‘89) Tom Cruise. (R) F Fight Game Battleship (‘12) BBD Liam Neeson. (PG-13) (HD) Kinder. Storybk Crashbox Crashbox Crashbox Rookie of the Year Albert Hall. (PG) (:45) Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (‘04) (PG) (HD) Sissy Duck The Prince of Egypt (‘98) Val Kilmer. (PG) (HD) John Guare M Happily We’re Back! A Dinosaur’s Story (G) Flubber (‘97) BD Robin Williams. (PG) Mr. Magoo (‘97) Leslie Nielsen. (PG) El Gato Kinder. Storybk Crashbox Crashbox Crashbox Harry Potter & Hallows 2 Leslie Phillips. (PG-13) T Happily (:45) Graduating Peter (‘01) BBD Fleming Dudley Do-Right (‘99) BD (PG) (HD) Happily Beethoven (‘92) Charles Grodin. (PG) Kinder. Storybk Crashbox Crashbox Crashbox Jungle 2 Jungle (‘97) Tim Allen. (PG) W Happily I Can Be The Lucky One Zac Efron. (PG-13) Making of Hop (‘11) James Marsden. (PG) (HD) Kinder. Storybk Crashbox Crashbox Crashbox Classical Classical John Guare Fairy Tale: A True Story (‘98) (PG) T Happily A Kid in King Arthur’s Court BD (PG) Sissy Duck We’re Back! A Dinosaur’s Story (G) Sgt. Bilko (‘96) BB Steve Martin. (PG) Kinder. Storybk Crashbox Crashbox Crashbox Space Jam BBD Michael Jordan. (PG) Happily F Happily Varsity Blues (‘99) James Van Der Beek. (R) (HD) (:40) The Rite (‘11) Anthony Hopkins. (PG-13) (HD) The Descendants (‘11) George Clooney. (R) (HD) Along Came Polly (‘04) (PG-13) (HD) Game Change (NR) M The Mean Season Kurt Russell. (R) (:05) Paradise Lost 3: Purgatory (HD) In Bruges (‘08) Colin Farrell. Hitmen hide out. (R) The Tree of Life (‘11) BBB Brad Pitt. (PG-13) (HD) (:20) One Day (‘11) Anne Hathaway. (PG-13) (HD) T. Airmen (‘95) (PG-13) T S. Holmes (‘11) (PG-13) Game Change (‘12, Drama) Ed Harris. (NR) (HD) Johnson Family Vacation BD (PG-13) Speed 2: Cruise Control Sandra Bullock. (PG-13) Tower Heist (PG-13) W The Descendants (‘11) BBB (R) (HD) 3 Meters Above the Sky (‘10) Mario Casas. (NR) Brokedown Palace (‘99) Claire Danes. (PG-13) (:05) North Country (‘05) Charlize Theron. (R) (HD) Larry Crowne (‘11) BB Nia Vardalos. (PG-13) (HD) In the Valley of Elah (‘07) Tommy Lee Jones. (R) Silence of Lambs (R) T Stuck on You (PG-13) This Means War (‘12) (PG-13) (HD) The Tuskegee Airmen (‘95, Drama) (PG-13) (HD) (:40) Tower Heist (‘11) Ben Stiller. (PG-13) (HD) Game of Werewolves (‘11) (NR) (HD) Mulholland Falls BB (R) F American Splendor (‘03) Paul Giamatti. (R) (HD) Splitting Heirs Rick Moranis. (PG-13) The Preacher’s Wife BB Denzel Washington. (PG) Rushmore (‘98) Bill Murray. (R) (HD) Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Daniel Radcliffe. (PG) Paul (R) M Hanna (‘11, Action) Saoirse Ronan. (PG-13) (HD) New Year’s Eve (‘11) BD Michelle Pfeiffer. (PG-13) The Day After Tomorrow Dennis Quaid. (PG-13) (:05) The Grudge (‘04) (PG-13) (HD) Firestorm (‘98) Howie Long. (R) (HD) The Terminator (‘84) (R) T Hall Pass (‘11, Comedy) Owen Wilson. (R) (HD) Caddyshack II B Jackie Mason. (PG) Green Lantern (‘11) Ryan Reynolds. (PG-13) (HD) The Presence Mira Sorvino. (PG-13) Volcano (‘97) BB (PG-13) W Fierce Cr. (:50) Scoop (‘06) BBB Hugh Jackman. (PG-13) (HD) Beyond (‘12) BD Jon Voight. (PG-13) The Pool Boys Matthew Lillard. (R) The Rundown (‘03) BBD (PG-13) (HD) Two Weeks Notice (‘02) Sandra Bullock. (PG-13) Safe House (‘12) BBB Denzel Washington. (R) (HD) Romy & Michele’s Reunion (‘97) (R) Road House T White Palace (‘90) (R) Bridesmaids (‘11, Comedy) Kristen Wiig. (R) (HD) Journey 2 Dwayne Johnson. (PG) Anywhere But Here BB Susan Sarandon. (PG-13) El Gringo (‘12) Scott Adkins. (R) (HD) Contraband (‘12) (R) F Million Dollar Baby (‘04) Clint Eastwood. (PG-13) Your Highness Danny McBride. (R) Don Juan De Marco (‘95) Marlon Brando. (PG-13) Virtuosity BB Denzel Washington. (R) Safe House (‘12) BBB Denzel Washington. (R) (HD) Mr. Popper’s Penguins (‘11) BB (PG) M American Dreamz (‘06) (PG-13) (HD) Friday the 13th, Part II (‘81) (R) (HD) AVP: Alien vs. Predator BB (PG-13) Lola Versus (‘12) Greta Gerwig. (R) (:45) Spanglish (‘04) Adam Sandler, Ta Leoni. (PG-13) (HD) Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy BBB Gary Oldman. (R) T Shrek 2 (‘04) (PG) (HD) Dolphin Tale (‘11) BBD Morgan Freeman. (PG) (HD) Contagion (‘11) Matt Damon. (PG-13) Titanic Leonardo DiCaprio. (PG-13) W Year (PG) Child’s Play (‘88) BBD Edan Gross. (R) Child’s Play 2 (‘90) BD Brad Dourif. (R) Child’s Play 3 (‘91) Justin Whalin. (R) Another Earth Brit Marling. (PG-13) Elektra (‘05, Action) Jennifer Garner. (PG-13) (HD) Intolerable Cruelty (‘03) (PG-13) (HD) Something Borrowed Ginnifer Goodwin. (PG-13) Riddick T Rising Sun We Bought a Zoo (‘11) Matt Damon. (PG-13) (HD) Dragon Eyes (‘12) Cung Le. (R) (HD) The Legend of Bagger Vance (‘00) Will Smith. (PG-13) (HD) Shrek 2 Jennifer Saunders. (PG) F Ice Harvest BBD (R) The Running Man (‘87) BBD (R) (HD) Mars Attacks! (‘96) Jack Nicholson. (PG-13) (HD) Flypaper (‘11) Patrick Dempsey. (NR) Peep World (‘11) Ron Rifkin. (R) (HD) Saint John of Las Vegas (‘10) (R) Apollo 18 Warren Christie. (PG-13) October Sky (‘99) (PG) M Barnyard (:45) White Squall (‘96, Adventure) Jeff Bridges. (PG-13) (HD) The Snow Walker (‘03) Barry Pepper. (PG) (HD) (:45) Snow Falling on Cedars (‘99) Ethan Hawke. (PG-13) (HD) Mansfield Park (‘99) BBB Embeth Davidtz. (PG-13) Mumford & Sons (HD) Chicago (‘02) (PG-13) T After the Storm Benjamin Bratt. (R) The Company Men Ben Affleck. (R) A Low Down Dirty Shame (‘94, Action) BB (R) (HD) Nobel Son (‘08, Comedy) Alan Rickman. (R) (HD) War Horse Jeremy Irvine. (PG-13) W The Lie Kelli Garner. (R) Frank and Jesse (‘95) BB Rob Lowe. (R) (HD) Our Song BBD Kerry Washington. (R) (:45) Fightville (‘11) ‘Crazy’ Tim Credeur. (NR) (HD) (:25) Always (‘89) Richard Dreyfuss. (PG-13) (HD) Wild Child Emma Roberts. (PG-13) New York, Love (R) T Accidents Thunder Soul Craig Baldwin. (PG) (:45) Captain Corelli’s Mandolin (‘01) BB Nicolas Cage. (R) (HD) The Scarlet Letter (‘95, Drama) BD Demi Moore. (R) (HD) The King’s Speech (‘11) BBBD Colin Firth. (R) (HD) Help (‘11) F Earth Girls (‘89) BB (PG) Apollo 18 Warren Christie. (PG-13) Captain Corelli’s Mandolin (‘01) Nicolas Cage. (R) Accidents Happen Geena Davis. (R) (:45) The Scarlet Letter (‘95, Drama) BD Demi Moore. (R) (HD) Peace, Love & Misunderstanding (‘12) BB (R) (HD) M (7:45) Always (‘89) Richard Dreyfuss. (PG-13) (HD) (:35) Bottle Shock (‘08) Chris Pine. (PG-13) (HD) Citizen Ruth (‘96, Comedy) Laura Dern. (R) (HD) A Better Life Demin Bichir. (PG-13) Last Night (‘11) (R) (HD) T Newsies (‘92) BD Christian Bale. (PG) (:35) The Stone Angel (‘08) Ellen Page. (R) (HD) Bare Knuckles (‘10) BD (PG-13) (HD) Fightville ‘Crazy’ Tim Credeur. (NR) True Crime (‘96) BB (PG-13) (HD) The Skulls (‘00) BB Joshua Jackson. (PG-13) (HD) Barb Wire (‘96) (R) (HD) W Extra Man Noble Things (‘09, Drama) Brett Moses. (R) (HD) The 7 Adventures of Sinbad (‘10) B (PG-13) (HD) Kevin Nealon (HD) Spy Kids: All the Time (‘11) B (PG) Payback (‘99) BBB Mel Gibson. (R) (:15) The Reunion (‘11) BB John Cena. (PG-13) Against Ropes (PG-13) T Big Easy Express (NR) Barry Munday Patrick Wilson. (R) Return to Paradise (‘98) Vince Vaughn. (R) (HD) Broken Flowers (‘05) BBB Bill Murray. (R) (HD) Sister’s (R) F Serenity Mansfield Park (‘99) BBB Embeth Davidtz. (PG-13) Raising Genius (‘04) Justin Long. (R) Swinging with the Finkels (‘11) BD (R) Love, Wedding, Marriage BD (PG-13) Timeline (‘03) BB Paul Walker. (PG-13) (HD) 29 Palms (‘02) Chris O’Donnell. (R) Black Death (‘10) BBD Sean Bean. (R) Chaperone BB (PG-13) M Daisies in Dec. 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SUNDAY NBA Basketball

March 10 - 16, 2013 the Chicago Bulls visiting the Los Angeles Lakers.

MONDAY Rules of Engagement CBS, 7:30 p.m. When Audrey (Megyn Price) begins to bond with their unborn baby, a

NBC, 12 p.m. Paul Pierce and the Boston Celtics visit the Oklahoma City Thunder in the opening game of a doubleheader. Pierce scored 27 points in the Celtics’ 108-100 victory over the Thunder earlier this season at TD Garden. Kevin Durant scored 29 points for Oklahoma City but missed a crucial three-pointer with 1:14 remaining in the fourth quarter, finishing 9-of20 from the field with three turnovers in the loss. Kevin Garnett scored 27 points, and Jason Terry contributed 16 for the Celtics, who snapped a three-game losing streak in the series. The second game of the doubleheader features Williams

paranoid Jeff (Patrick Warburton) starts to panic and believes that she is trying to form an alliance against him. Meanwhile, Russell (David Spade) plagiarizes a real estate article that Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) had written.

TUESDAY Go On NBC, 8 p.m. Though taking Owen (Tyler James Williams, “Everybody Hates Chris”) under his wing is something Ryan (Matthew Perry) is reluctant to do, he begins to realize that Owen may need a big brother figure in his life. Meanwhile, Yolanda (Suzy Nakamura) decides she’s ready to graduate from the group, and Steven (John Cho) hires a new K Bal Girl.

everyday paranormal enthusiasts stranded at a haunted location for seven days, with this week’s site being the West Virginia State Penitentiary. The footage from the subjects’ cameras is supplemented by strategically placed security cameras at each location, creating a suspenseful, completely unscripted, firsthand account of each group’s stay.

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Cat (Kristin Kreuk) is determined to protect Vincent (Jay Ryan) at any cost, which includes tracking down a witness and threatening him at a gala masquerade ball. Meanwhile, Vincent worries he may lose SATURDAY control if he gets romantically Tom Dick & Harriet involved with Cat. And Sendhil Hallmark, 8 p.m. Ramamurthy joins the cast as new AssisAn art director (Mitant District chelle Harrison) Attorney and a copywriter Gabe (Steven Weber) Lowan, get together who with the help arrives at of a con-man the pre(Andrew cinct with Francis) and a suspicion his scam in the that cases romantic comedy involving the debut. It all begins vigilante are being when Tom (Weber) loses Kreuk mishandled, and she his job at advertising wants answers. agency Rage because he isn’t young or “hip” enough, and he then enlists the help of the FRIDAY youthful grifter Dick (Francis) Stromboli to pose as a copywriter. While TCM, 7 p.m. Tom does all of the hard work Karin (Ingrid Bergman), a behind the scenes, Dick presyoung war refugee from Lithuents Tom’s ideas and campaigns ania, agrees to wed fisherman to Rage with his innate charm Antonio (Mario Vitale) in order and youthful attitude. The to escape from an internment scheme works until Tom falls camp, but she soon learns for Dick’s co-worker Harriet that life as an outsider in his (Harrison) and Dick falls for village, which is threatened Tom’s daughter Kelly (MacKenby a neighboring volcano, is a zie Porter), complicating their difficult one she cannot get used personal lives and threatening to on the island of Stromboli. their working arrangement. The 1950 drama was the first As Tom and Dick lie to both (and last) Hollywood-financed women to protect themselves, film for Italian neo-realist writer their deceit ultimately takes and director Roberto Rossellini, a toll on their relationships whose affair at the time with and they must decide if their the married Bergman created scheme is worth the paycheck.

Work turns personal for D.B. Russell (Ted Danson) when he is drawn into the investigation of the death of his son’s (Brandon W. Jones) college basketball coach, a case where evidence points to his son as a possible suspect.

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a scandal that hurt the film at the box office, although the illicit pair would marry soon thereafter. Rossellini was also at odds with producer Howard Hughes, who reportedly ordered the director’s edit trimmed by a half-hour – and a new ending added. At 9 p.m., the network follows this screening with another collaboration between Bergman and Rossellini (now a couple), “Europa ’51,” in which the Swedish star plays a wealthy woman broken by the suicide of her son, all of which makes her more aware of the plight of the underprivileged. But in giving so much of herself to the needy, she causes her husband to believe she has gone insane.

program, a piano prodigy (Jesse Eisenberg) must enlist the help of two drug dealers (Tracy Morgan, Isiah Whitlock Jr.) to get his troubled mother (Melissa Leo) under the influence so that she will qualify for rehab. Of course, the pianist’s good intentions meet with unforeseen (and hilarious) consequences that will soon having him playing a different tune.

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Betty White’s Off Their Rockers 7:30 p.m. on KARK Betty White and her tricksters are featured pulling pranks including a senior who pulls his tooth out, an elderly lady who asks a man at the airport to join her in the “mile-high club,” and a prankster who asks a girl to help fix his car with tape. (HD)

Go On 8 p.m. on KARK Ryan realizes that Owen might need a big brother figure in his life, so he halfheartedly takes him under his wing; Yolanda makes the decision to graduate from the group; Steven hires a different K-Bal Girl. ab (HD)

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8 p.m. on KARK Hargitay A young boy from Morningside Heights is kidnapped while under his father’s care, reminding Benson (Mariska Hargitay) and members of the SVU team of an unsolved kidnapping that occurred in the same neighborhood 13 years before. (HD)

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Boston’s Finest 8 p.m. on TNT Word spreads of a brutal, gang-related killing inside of a local barbershop, so officers are put on high alert in preparation for an act of retaliation; the Fugitive Unit searches the city for a knife-wielding robbery suspect. (HD)

Duck Dynasty 9 p.m. on A&E The guys brush up the duck blinds on the Robertson land with Willie out of town; the infamous “Black Panther” is spotted by Si and the guys have to prove him wrong; Phil enlists help from his nephew and fellow football teammates to do chores. (HD)

9 p.m. on KTHV D.B. starts to take things personally when he is drawn into the investigation of the death of his son’s college basketball coach, a case where evidence is pointing to his son as a possible suspect in the man’s untimely death. (HD)

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(Live) Nightside (N) Jim KTHV News at KTHV News at Survivor: Caramoan-Fans vs. Fa- Criminal Minds “The Good Earth” CSI: Crime Scene Investigation KTHV News at (:35) Late Show with David Letter- (:37) Late Late 6:00 (N) (HD) 6:30 (N) (HD) vorites (N) (HD) Missing men. (HD) “Pick and Roll” Dead coach. (HD) 10:00 (N) (HD) man Jim Carrey. (N) (HD) Show (N) (HD) The Big Bang The Big Bang American Idol “Finalists Compete” Final 10 prepare to kick off live perfor- FOX 16 News at 9 Local news report Two and a Half Two and a Half How I Met Your How I Met Your Theory (HD) Theory (HD) and weather update. (N) Men (HD) Men (HD) Mother (HD) Mother (HD) mances in Los Angeles. (N) (HD) Are We There Are We There Arrow “Vertigo” Drug dealer; Thea in Supernatural “Hunteri Heroici” Car- The Simpsons King of the Hill Baggage (HD) Dish Nation FOX 16 News at 9 Local news report Yet? Yet? trouble; bad news. (HD) Wacky family. “Propane” and weather update. toon-like deaths. (HD) M*A*S*H “Mr. & M*A*S*H “Yalu Bewitched “Ab- I Dream of The Mary Tyler The Bob The Odd Couple The Dick Van The Twilight Perry Mason “Scandalous” Sculptor Paid Program Mrs. Who?” Brick Road” ner Kadabra” Jeannie Moore Show Newhart Show “Die of Unger” Dyke Show Zone “Two” is being blackmailed. Sponsored. The Way of the Believers Voice Today with John Arkansas Alive An Abundance The Bottom Line Bill Winston Ultimate Living This Is Your Day In Touch with Dr. Charles Stanley Love Worth Gospel to the world. Finding Master Hagee of Grace Ministries (N) (N) Tyler Perry Meet Tyler Perry Meet Numb3rs “Traffic” Seeking pattern Numb3rs “Hardball” Baseball player Rules of Engage- Rules of Engage- Family Guy Qua- Family Guy Qua- ‘Til Death “Snore American Dad! the Browns the Browns to freeway shootings. (HD) OD’s on steroids. (HD) ment (HD) ment “Game” hog family. hog family. Loser” (HD) “Delight” (HD) Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty CSI: Miami “Backfire” (HD) Underworld (‘03, Horror) Kate Beckinsale, Scott Speedman. Monstrous war. (R) (HD) Underworld (‘03, Horror) Kate Beckinsale, Scott Speedman. Monstrous war. (R) (HD) (5:00) 106 & Park (N) (HD) Husbands Wayans The Secret Life of Bees (‘08) BBB Dakota Fanning, Queen Latifah. (PG-13) Husbands The Wendy Williams Show (N) It’s a Brad (N) Melrose (N) Watch What (N) The Rachel Zoe Project New line. 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(PG-13) (HD) Haunted Collector Haunted Collector “Farm Stalker” Haunted Collector “Cigar Bar” (N) Stranded “Penitentiary” (N) Haunted Collector “Cigar Bar” Stranded “Penitentiary” Good News Duplantis (N) Billy Graham Crusades Scenes Turning Point Destin to Reign End of Age Tribulation Force (‘02) BB Kirk Cameron, Brad Johnson. (PG-13) Men at Work Conan (HD) Seinfeld “Pitch” Seinfeld “Pie” Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Big Bang (HD) Big Bang (HD) Big Bang (HD) Conan (N) (HD) (:15) Now Playing “March 2013" On the Bowery (‘57) BBB (NR) (:15) Come Back, Africa (‘60) Zacharia Mgabi. Apartheid living. (NR) An American in Sophiatown (NR) Black Roots (‘70) Jim Collier. (NR) My Strange (N) My Strange Hoarding: Buried Alive (HD) My Strange My Strange My Strange My Strange Hoarding: Buried Alive “Wants It” Hoarding: Buried Alive (N) (HD) (5:30) The Town (‘10, Crime) BBBD Ben Affleck, Rebecca Hall. 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Wise Girls (‘02) BBD Mira Sorvino, Mariah Carey. (:10) The Roman Spring of Mrs. Stone (‘03) BBD Helen Mirren, Olivier Waitresses become entangled in the mob. (R) Martinez. . (R) Judy Davis. Yuppies ruin holiday (R) Mistaken identity creates star. (PG) (5:30) Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (‘04, Fantasy) BBB Cowboys & Aliens (‘11, Action) BBD Daniel Craig, Abigail Spencer. Real Time with Bill Maher (TVMA) Crossfire Hurricane The Rolling Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint. Magic and mystery. (PG) (HD) Aliens invade Old West desert town. (PG-13) (HD) Stones are profiled. (HD) (HD) The Birdcage (‘96, Comedy) Robin Kings Point (‘12) Birders: The Central Park Effect Being Flynn (‘12, Drama) BBD Robert De Niro, Paul (:15) The Five-Year Engagement (‘12, Comedy) BBD Jason Segel, Emily Williams, Nathan Lane. (R) (HD) BBB (NR) (HD) Bond with nature. (HD) Dano. Boy meets his long-absent father. (R) (HD) Blunt. Engagement causes strain for couple. (R) (HD) I, Robot (‘04, Science Fiction) BBD Will Smith, Bridget Moynahan. Ro- Masterclass Jungle 2 Jungle (‘97, Comedy) BBD Tim Allen, Mar- (:45) Race to Space (‘02, Family) BB James Woods, Annabeth Gish. tin Short. Wild in the city. (PG) (HD) NASA scientist bonds with son. (PG) (HD) bot may be guilty of murder. (PG-13) (HD) Singers train. (HD) Tower Heist (‘11, Comedy) Ben The Sopranos “Live Free or Die” The Descendants (‘11, Drama) BBB George Clooney, Shailene Girls “On All Game Change (‘12, Drama) Ed Harris, Julianne Moore. Stiller, Eddie Murphy. (PG-13) (HD) Tony makes decision. (HD) Woodley. Accident leaves family in a turmoil. (R) (HD) Fours” (HD) Presidential campaign in 2008. (NR) (HD) (5:10) Volcano (‘97) Tommy Lee Banshee “the Max on Set “Safe The Hangover Part II (‘11, Comedy) BBB Bradley (:45) Max Working Girls In Life on Top Life on Top Meet Fockers Jones, Anne Heche. (PG-13) (HD) Cowboy” (HD) House” (HD) Cooper, Ed Helms. Thailand turmoil. (R) (HD) Quickies (HD) Bed (HD) “Birthday Suit” “Growing” (HD) (‘04) (PG-13) (4:45) Titanic (‘97, Romance) BBBD Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet. Strike Back (HD) (:50) What’s Your Number? (‘11, Comedy) BBD Anna Faris, Chris Evans. Emmanuelle Through Time: Emmanuelle’s ForbidRomance blooms on the doomed vessel. (PG-13) (HD) A woman reviews her past boyfriends. (R) (HD) den Pleasures (‘12, Adult) Brittany Joy. (NRAO) (HD) Shameless “Where There’s a Will” A Jim Rome on Showtime (N) Californication House of Lies In- Jim Rome on Showtime 60 Minutes Sports (HD) War Horse (‘11, Drama) Jeremy funeral. (HD) “Everybody’s” spiration. (HD) Irvine, Peter Mullan. (PG-13) (HD) (5:15) Barb Wire (‘96, Action) B The Help (‘11, Drama) BBBD Emma Stone, Viola Davis. In Mississippi during the 1960s, Real Steel (‘11, Science Fiction) BBB Hugh Jackman, Dakota Goyo. For- Bare Knuckles Pamela Anderson Lee. (R) (HD) three women form an unlikely friendship. (PG-13) (HD) mer fighter designs a robot boxer. (PG-13) (HD) (‘10) BD (PG-13) Drones (‘11, Comedy) BBD Jonathan M. Woodward, Angela Bettis. An Red (‘10, Action) BBBD Bruce Willis, Mary-Louise Parker. A retired CIA The Grind (‘09) B C. Thomas Far Cry (‘08, Action) B Til agent fights for his life. (PG-13) (HD) Howell, Michael Welch. (NR) (HD) Schweiger, Emmanuelle Vaugier. (R) office staff contains aliens. (R) (HD)

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PBS Bayou Bartholomew The distinctive 3,000-year his- Celtic Thunder Mythology History, legends and stories told through Hopeful Aging with Dr. John Zeisel BBC World News Charlie Rose (N) EF@ The NewsHour (N) tory of the world’s longest bayou is explored. (N) songs, including “Voices” & “My Land.” (HD) The aging brain. (HD) (HD) (N) Entertainment Community Parks and RecThe Office (HD) 1600 Penn (:01) Law & Order: Special Victims KARK 4 @ 10 (N) (:35) The Tonight Show with Jay Late Night with KARK 4 @ 6 KARK EF$ Tonight (N) (HD) “Documentary” reation (N) (HD) “Game Theory” Unit Sex crimes. (HD) Leno James Franco. (N) (HD) Jimmy Fallon (:58) Channel 7 College Basketball (Live) College Basketball (Live) Channel 7 News According to Jim KATV EF& News (N) Nightside (N) “Foul Ball” (:01) Person of Interest “All In” (N) (:01) Elementary “Deja Vu All Over KTHV News at (:35) Late Show with David Letter- (:37) Late Late KTHV News at KTHV News at The Big Bang Two and a Half KTHV EF11 6:00 (N) (HD) 6:30 (N) (HD) Theory (N) (HD) Men (N) (HD) Again” Missing wife. (N) (HD) 10:00 (N) (HD) man Gerard Butler. (N) (HD) Show (N) (HD) (HD) The Big Bang The Big Bang American Idol “Results Show” Glee “Feud” Will and Finn are given FOX 16 News at 9 Local news report Two and a Half Two and a Half How I Met Your How I Met Your KLRT EF16 Theory (HD) Theory (HD) Down to nine. (N) (HD) an assignment. (N) (HD) and weather update. (N) Men (HD) Men (HD) Mother (HD) Mother (HD) Are We There Are We There The Vampire Diaries “Bring It On” Beauty and the Beast “Any Means The Simpsons King of the Hill Baggage (HD) Dish Nation FOX 16 News at 9 Local news report KASN EF24 Yet? Yet? “Episode” Back to normal for Elena. (N) (HD) Possible” (N) (HD) Wacky family. and weather update. “Life M*A*S*H “Dear Bewitched I Dream of The Mary Tyler The Bob The Odd Couple The Dick Van The Twilight Perry Mason “Sleepy Slayer” Lady Paid Program KMYA EF27 M*A*S*H Time” Uncle” George/Warlock Jeannie Moore Show Newhart Show Dyke Show Zone “Arrival” steals from uncle who is killed. Sponsored. Omega XL This Is Your Day Jack Van Impe Charles Capps Faith Builders Stakelbeck on Believers Voice Today with John Arkansas Alive In His Presence This Is Carroll Christians & KVTN EF25 Presents Charles Capps. Terror Hagee Roberson Jews (N) (N) Tyler Perry Meet Tyler Perry Meet White Collar “Judgment Day” Neal’s White Collar “Threads” Peter hunts Rules of Engage- Rules of Engage- Family Guy Qua- Family Guy Qua- Oaklawn Today American Dad! KARZ EF( the Browns the Browns commutation. (HD) an international thief. (HD) ment (HD) ment “Wooby” hog family. hog family. “Automobiles” The First 48 “Strapped;” (HD) The First 48 “Deadly Obsess.” (N) The First 48 “After the First” (N) The First 48 “Schoolgirls;” (HD) (:01) The First 48 “Strapped;” (HD) A&E EF31 The First 48 “Far from Home” Comic Book (N) Freakshow (N) Immortalized (N) Comic Book Freakshow Immortalized Comic Book Freakshow AMC EF55 Underworld Kate Beckinsale. (R) The Walking Dead “TS-19" (HD) BET Awards ‘12 Actor Samuel L. Jackson hosts the hip-hop world’s award show. The Wendy Williams Show (N) BET EF36 (5:00) 106 & Park (N) (HD) What Happens The Real Housewives of Atlanta The Real Housewives of Atlanta The Real Housewives of Atlanta Watch What (N) Kathy (N) BRAVO EF76 The Millionaire Matchmaker Anderson Cooper 360° (N) (HD) Piers Morgan Tonight (N) (HD) Anderson Cooper 360° (HD) Erin Burnett OutFront Piers Morgan Tonight (HD) CNN EF12 Erin Burnett OutFront (N) Daily (HD) Sunny (HD) Sunny (HD) Workaholics Tosh.0 (HD) Ben Show (N) Nathan For (N) Daily (HD) Colbert (HD) Tosh.0 (HD) Tosh.0 (HD) COM EF35 Colbert (HD) DISC EF30 Property Wars Property Wars Property Wars Property Wars Auction Kings Auction Kings Property Wars Property Wars Auction Kings Auction Kings Property Wars Property Wars Wizards (HD) Wizards of Waverly Place (HD) Wizards (HD) Wizards (HD) Shake It (HD) Good Luck Jessie (HD) Austin & Ally Wizards (HD) Wizards (HD) DISNEY EF54 Wizards (HD) Little Einsteins Guess How Jungle Special Agent Jake and (HD) Doc McStuffins Higgly Mickey Mickey Doc McStuffins Gaspard (HD) DISNJR EF68 Mickey Pair of Kings Kickin’ It (HD) Zack & Cody Zack & Cody Zack & Cody Zack & Cody Zack & Cody Phineas (HD) Zack & Cody Fish Hooks Fish Hooks DISNXD EF66 Phineas (HD) The Soup (HD) He’s Just Not That Into You (‘09, Comedy) Ben Affleck, Jennifer Aniston. (PG-13) (HD) Chelsea Lately E! News (HD) Chelsea Lately E! EF63 E! News (N) (HD) College Basketball “Big East Tournament: Quarterfinal #4" (Live) (HD) SportsCenter: from Bristol, Conn. (HD) ESPN EF10 College Basketball “Big East Tournament: Quarterfinal #3" (Live) College Basketball “Big Ten Tournament: First Round, Game #4" (Live) (HD) SportsCenter Basketball (HD) NASCAR (HD) Sport Science ESPN2 EF33 (5:30) College Basketball “Big Ten Tourn.” (Live) Life on the Rock Friars interview. Defending Life WomenGrace Daily Mass Holy Eucharist. The World Over World news. Crossing Rosary (TV G) EWTN EF72 Daily Mass Holy Eucharist. The 700 Club (TV G) (N) Prince “Pilot” Prince (TV G) FAM EF19 Phoenix (‘07) Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (‘09, Fantasy) BBB Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint. Enemy’s origin. (PG) (HD) The O’Reilly Factor (N) (HD) Hannity (N) (HD) On the Record with Greta (N) (HD) The O’Reilly Factor (HD) Hannity Conservative news. (HD) FNC EF17 The FOX Report (N) (HD) Chef Wanted with Anne Burrell Worst Cooks in America (HD) Chopped “Hecho En” (HD) Chopped “Sunny Side Apps” (HD) Chopped “Hecho En” (HD) FOOD EF44 Sweet Genius “Sci-Fi Genius” Anger (N) (HD) Archer (N) (HD) Legit (N) BrandX with Russell Brand (N) Archer (HD) Legit FX EF62 The Fighter (‘10, Drama) Mark Wahlberg, Christian Bale. Boxing brothers. (R) (HD) Stars Live (HD) (:45) SportsDay UIL Spotlight “Swimming/Diving” SportsDay (HD) Stars Live (HD) NHL Hockey: Anaheim Ducks at Dallas Stars from American Airlines Center (Live) FXSP EF32 Big 12 Shw PGA Tournament “Tampa Bay Championship: First Round” (Replay) (HD) Golf Cntrl (HD) 19th Hole (HD) PGA (Replay) GOLF EF78 (5:30) LPGA Tournament “First Round” (Live) (HD) House Hunters West End West End (N) Rehab Addict Rehab Addict House Hunters International (N) Hawaii Life Hawaii Life Rehab Addict Rehab Addict HGTV EF60 Hunters (HD) Swamp People “Bad Mojo” (HD) Swamp People “Bad Mojo” (HD) Swamp People “Blood Lines” (N) Big Rig Bounty Hunters (N) (HD) (:02) Larry the Cable Guy (HD) HIST EF42 Swamp People “Floating Dead” Project Runway “Take It All Off!” (TVPG) (N) (HD) To Be Announced Info unavailable. (:02) Project Runway “Sticky” (HD) LIFE EF59 Dance Moms “Camouflaged” (HD) Project Runway “Sticky” (HD) Heads Up Poker “Round 16" (HD) Heads Up Poker “Quarterfinals” Formula One Practice “Australian Grand” (Live) Pro Football Overtime (HD) Heads Up Poker “Quarterfinals” NBCSP EF41 Countdown Friends Friends Friends Friends Friends (:33) Friends (:06) Friends (:39) Friends NICK EF23 Scooby-Doo (‘02) BD Freddie Prinze Jr. Gang reunites. (PG) Fox Pro’s Tecomate Major League Fishing Bow Madness Cabela’s Bottom Wild Outdoors The Crush Bone Collector OUTD EF79 Wardens Wildlife protection. Fighting Champ. “Road to the” Bellator 360 “The Lightweights” Bellator 360 “Featherweights” SPIKE EF15 Batman Begins (‘05) (PG-13) (HD) Impact Wrestling (N) (HD) Robot Combat League Robot Combat League Robot Combat League Robot Combat League SYFY EF77 Total Blackout Total Blackout Robot Combat League Potter Touch Scenes Joel Osteen Destin to Reign Brian Houston Praise the Lord Interviews and musical performances. From Holyland Turning Point TBN GH157 Good News Seinfeld (HD) Family Guy Family Guy Big Bang (HD) Big Bang (HD) Big Bang (HD) Big Bang (HD) Conan (N) (HD) Men at Work Conan (HD) TBS EF* Seinfeld (HD) 13 Rue Madeleine (‘47) BBB James Cagney. (NR) The House on 92nd Street (‘45) William Eythe. A Nazi spy ring. (NR) Ice Station Zebra (‘68) BBB Rock Hudson. (G) TCM EF56 (4:45) The Way West (‘67) (NR) Say Yes (HD) Say Yes (HD) Say Yes (HD) What Not to Wear (N) (HD) Say Yes (HD) Say Yes (HD) What Not to Wear “Katherine L.” TLC EF18 Borrowed (HD) Borrowed (HD) Say Yes (HD) NBA Basketball: Dallas Mavericks at San Antonio Spurs from AT&T Center (Live) NBA Basketball: New York Knicks at Portland Trail Blazers (Live) (HD) TNT EF29 The Mentalist “Red Alert” (HD) Incredible Regular Show King of the Hill King of the Hill American Dad! American Dad! Family Guy Family Guy (:15) Hospital Squidbillies TOON EF75 Regular Show (:45) Orange Mysteries at the Museum Mysteries at the Museum Mysteries at the Museum Mysteries at the Museum Man v. Food Mysteries at the Museum (N) TRAV EF38 Man v. Food Queens (HD) Queens (HD) Queens (HD) Cosby Show Raymond (HD) Raymond (HD) Raymond (HD) Raymond (HD) Raymond (HD) Raymond (HD) Queens (HD) TVLND EF20 Cosby Show NCIS “Reunion” (HD) NCIS “The Inside Man” (HD) psych “Lassie Jerky” (TVPG) Law & Order: SVU “Choice” (HD) USA EF# NCIS “Aliyah” Ziva’s reunion. (HD) NCIS “Consequences” (HD) How I Met (HD) How I Met (HD) How I Met (HD) How I Met (HD) WGN News at Nine (N) (HD) Funniest Home Videos (HD) Rules “Flirting” Rules (HD) WGN-A EF65 Funniest Home Videos (HD) (5:10) Last Dance (‘96) BBD The Door in the Floor (‘04) BBD Jeff Bridges, Kim Basinger. Family What Dreams May Come (‘98) BBD Robin Williams, Cuba Gooding Jr. Tricks (‘97) BD Mimi Rogers, Tyne FLIX GH357 Sharon Stone, Rob Morrow. (R) tragedy traps tutor into affair. (R) A man enters Hell to rescue his wife. (PG-13) Daly. Helping ailing son. (R) (5:00) Sucker Punch (‘11, Fantasy) Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (‘11, Fantasy) BBBD (:15) Girls “On All The Making of ... Downtown Girls: The Hookers of (:55) Fight Game Wanderlust (‘12) HBO GH301 BBD Emily Browning. (PG-13) (HD) Leslie Phillips, Rupert Grint. Three Horcruxes. (PG-13) (HD) Fours” (HD) “Snow White” Honolulu Ex-men for hire. Paul Rudd. (R) (HD) (:15) 50 First Dates (‘04, Comedy) BBD Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore. Project X (‘12, Comedy) BBD Thomas Mann, Oliver The Eagle (‘11, Adventure) BBD Channing Tatum, István Göz. Roman Devil Chris HBO2 GH302 Man falls for girl with memory loss. (PG-13) (HD) Cooper. Huge party. (R) (HD) seeks army, finds fatal tribe. (PG-13) (HD) Messina. (PG-13) (:15) Grease (‘78, Musical) BBB John Travolta, Olivia Newton-John. Mis- (:15) John Guare (:45) Purple Violets (‘07, Drama) BBB Selma Blair, X-Men: First Class (‘11, Action) BBB James McAvoy, Michael HBOF GH304 Fassbender. matched teenagers find love in 1950s. (PG) (HD) Patrick Wilson. Old flame. (NR) (HD) Mutants learn to use their powers. (PG-13) (HD) (HD) (5:00) The Silence of the Lambs The Sopranos “Luxury Lounge” Real Time with Bill Maher (TVMA) Beyoncé: Life Is But a Dream The singer-entrepreneur Larry Crowne (‘11, Comedy) BB Nia Vardalos, Julia HBOS GH303 (‘91, Thriller) Jodie Foster. (R) (HD) Artie worries. (HD) is profiled. (HD) Roberts. Return to college. (PG-13) (HD) (HD) (5:30) Road House (‘89, Action) BB Patrick Swayze, A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas (‘11, Comedy) Safe House (‘12, Action) BBB Denzel Washington, Ryan Reynolds. A Pleasure Spa (‘13) D Cynthia Lucas, MAX GH321 Ben Gazzara. Bouncer makes right. (R) (HD) BBD John Cho, Kal Penn. Replacement tree. (R) (HD) CIA rookie is left with a rogue agent. (R) (HD) Brandin Rackley. (NRAO) (HD) The Chronicles of Riddick (‘04, Science Fiction) BBD Vin Diesel, Meet the Fockers (‘04, Comedy) BBD Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller. Lingerie “Noth- Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang (‘05, Comedy) BBB Robert MMAX GH322 (5:45) Colm Feore. Criminal battles genocidal invaders. (PG-13) (HD) Focker’s in-laws meets his parents. (PG-13) (HD) ing’s Easy” (HD) Downey, Jr., Val Kilmer. A murder case. (R) (HD) New York, I Love You (‘09, My Week with Marilyn (‘11, Drama) Michelle Williams, My Week with Monique Marvez: Not Skinny Not Gigolos “Steven Gigolos “Praying House of Lies In- History of the SHO GH341 (5:15) Drama) Bradley Cooper. (R) (HD) Eddie Redmayne. Blonde bombshell. (R) (HD) Marilyn (HD) Blonde (HD) Clown” (HD) to Fire” (HD) spiration. (HD) Eagles (‘13) Against the Ropes (‘04) Meg Episodes (HD) Inside Comedy House of Lies Californication Shameless “Where There’s a Will” A Peep World (‘11, Drama) BBD Ron Rifkin, Rainn Wil- Medium Raw SHO2 GH342 (5:00) Ryan, Omar Epps. (PG-13) (HD) “Jim Carrey” “Everybody’s” funeral. (HD) son. Family torn over revealing novel. (R) (HD) (‘11) BD (NR) (TVMA) (HD) The Chaperone (‘11, Comedy) BB Paul Levesque, Ariel Winter. An The Three Musketeers (‘11, Adventure) BBD Luke Evans, Milla Blackthorn (‘11, Western) Sam The Warrior Class (‘04) BB TMC GH355 Anson Jovovich. A swordsman joins the King’s defenders. (PG-13) (HD) Shepard, Eduardo Noriega. (R) (HD) Mount, Erica Leerhsen. (NR) ex-con chaperones a school trip. (PG-13) (HD) AETN

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HIGHLIGHTS Community 7 p.m. on KARK The Greendale community comes together to unravel the mystery of Chang’s memory loss; Dean Pelton asks the group to help secure a grant for further medical research; Abed takes it upon himself to film the day’s activities for a documentary. (HD)

The Chaperone 7 p.m. on TMC After snitching on two criminals, an ex-con tries to run away from his past crimes and hides out by volunteering to chaperone a field trip to New Orleans, but things don’t go as smoothly as he hoped when the criminals find him and the students. (HD)

Beauty and the Beast 8 p.m. on KASN The new Assistant District AtKreuk torney begins investigating the fact that the vigilante cases are being mishandled; Cat (Kristin Kreuk) is determined to protect Vincent by any means necessary; Vincent worries about getting romantically involved with Cat. (HD)

Archer 9 p.m. on FX In the hopes of infiltrating a blackmarket sales deal, Archer and Lana are tasked with posing as newlyweds in order to keep uranium out of the hands of dangerous individuals but the mission is jeopardized following Lana’s actions. (HD)

Safe House 9 p.m. on MAX In Cape Town, South Africa, a CIA rookie who is manning a safe house suddenly has his hands full when his agency’s most-wanted rogue agent is captured and delivered to his place just before mercenaries attack it in hopes of recapturing the agent. (HD)

Elementary 9:01 p.m. on KTHV Joan tackles her first solo case: the disappearance of a woman who left her husband an emotional break-up video that revealed a murder on a subway platform, leaving Sherlock to become intrigued by the subway murder and decides to investigate. (HD)

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7 p.m. on KARK The 11 designers must put together their sexiest pieces for this week’s runway show, but some interpret the theme as showing too much skin; a major bidding war begins after one piece blows away the buyers from Express, Saks Fifth Avenue and Macy’s. (HD)

BROADCAST

Fashion Star

Nikita 7 p.m. on KASN Amanda holds Alex hostage and declares that she will exchange Alex for Ari; Michael assigns Nikita and Sean to exchange the prisoners, but Ryan adds Owen onto the team at the last minute; a woman vows to break Alex out of jail. (HD) 8 p.m. on KARK The Wesen code of honor is in jeopardy of being broken when Giuntoli Nick (David Giuntoli), Hank and Monroe discover a string of bank robberies with Wesen using true natures as disguises; Juliette is tormented by slowly returning memories that question her mental state. (HD)

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Golden Boy 8 p.m. on KTHV Clark is sent in to investigate when a police officer who used to work with Owen and Arroyo is killed while working his moonlighting gig for a hip hop mogul; Clark threatens to expose the relationship going on between Arroyo and McKenzie. (HD)

Ghost Adventures

Banshee 9 p.m. on MAX Lucas is riddled with a number of memories from his prison therapy sessions, which fuels his hatred for Rabbit; the fate of various individuals is left in the hands of Lucas; Nola is influenced by a delivery; Rebecca learns of telecommunications. (HD)

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8 p.m. on TRAV An exclusive look at a collection of memorable investigative moments with some of the guys’ biggest fans and celebrities, featuring Motley Crue’s Vince Neil, mixed martial artist Brendan Schaub, actor Chad Lindberg, Hollywood Ghost Hunters, and more. (HD)

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PBS AETN Presents Washington Need to Know Arkansas Week McLaughlin Don McLean: American Troubadour BeHeart of Perfect BBC World News Charlie Rose (N) AETN EF@ The NewsHour (N) Week (N) (HD) (N) (HD) Group (N) hind-the-scenes look at Don McLean. (HD) Health (HD) (N) (HD) (N) Entertainment Fashion Star “Sex Sells” Bidding Grimm “Natural Born Wesen” Code Rock Center with Brian Williams KARK 4 @ 10 (N) (:35) The Tonight Show with Jay Late Night with KARK 4 @ 6 KARK E$ F Tonight (N) (HD) war for sexy pieces. (N) (HD) of honor. (N) (HD) Leno Craig Ferguson. (N) (HD) Jimmy Fallon (N) (HD) (:35) According to (:58) Channel 7 College Basketball (Live) College Basketball (Live) Channel 7 News KATV EF& News (N) Nightside (N) Jim (HD) News at KTHV News at Undercover Boss “ADT” Home se- Golden Boy “Role Models” Cop Blue Bloods “No Regrets” (N) (HD) KTHV News at (:35) Late Show with David Letter- (:37) Late Late KTHV EF11 KTHV 6:00 (N) (HD) 6:30 (N) (HD) curity undercover mission. (N) (HD) killed while moonlighting. (N) (HD) 10:00 (N) (HD) man Seth Meyers. (N) (HD) Show (N) (HD) The Big Bang The Big Bang Kitchen Nightmares “Yanni’s” Touch “Ghosts” Help from an old FOX 16 News at 9 Local news report Two and a Half Two and a Half How I Met Your How I Met Your KLRT EF16 Theory (HD) Theory (HD) Change refusal. (N) (HD) friend. (N) (HD) and weather update. (N) Men (HD) Men (HD) Mother (HD) Mother (HD) Are We There Are We There Nikita “The Life We’ve Chosen” Alex Cult “the Program” Husband obThe Simpsons King of the Hill Baggage (HD) Dish Nation FOX 16 News at 9 Local news report KASN EF24 Yet? “Episode” Yet? “Episode” held hostage. (N) (HD) and weather update. sessed with show disappears. (N) Wacky family. “Bobby Love” “Outra- M*A*S*H “Stars Bewitched “My I Dream of The Mary Tyler The Bob The Odd Couple The Dick Van The Twilight Perry Mason “Betrayed Bride” Man Paid Program KMYA EF27 M*A*S*H geous” & Stripes” Wife” Jeannie Moore Show Newhart Show Football ad. Dyke Show Zone marries widow and is murdered. Sponsored. Rod Loy Manna-fest with Zola Levitt PresProphecy in the Believers Voice Today with John Arkansas Alive Victory Church Influence Living My Olive Tree Christians & This Is Your Day KVTN EF25 Jews Perry Stone (N) ents (N) News Hagee (N) (N) Tyler Perry Meet Tyler Perry Meet Monk “Monk & End, P1" Monk goes Monk “Monk & End, P2" Monk pur- Rules of Engage- Rules of Engage- Family Guy Qua- Family Guy Qua- Oaklawn Today American Dad! KARZ EF( the Browns the Browns to a memorable crime scene. sues his wife’s killer. ment (HD) ment “Flirting” hog family. hog family. “Moonbounce” A&E EF31 Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty The Walking Dead “Arrow” (HD) Comic Book Freakshow Immortalized Wolf BB (PG-13) AMC EF55 Dragon (‘73) (R) The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (‘03) BB Sean Connery. (PG-13) Centric’s Comedy All-Stars Stand-up comedy performances. Soul Plane (‘04) B Tom Arnold, Missi Pyle. Funky airline. (R) The Wendy Williams Show BET EF36 106 & Park Rap battles. (N) (HD) Bad Boys II (‘03) BBD Martin Lawrence, Will Smith. Cops bust kingpin. (R) Bad Boys (‘95) BBD Martin Lawrence. (R) BRAVO EF76 Bad Boys (‘95) Martin Lawrence, Will Smith. Seized drugs vanish. (R) Anderson Cooper 360° (N) (HD) Piers Morgan Tonight (N) (HD) Anderson Cooper 360° (HD) Erin Burnett OutFront Piers Morgan Tonight (HD) CNN EF12 Erin Burnett OutFront (N) (:27) Daily (HD) Tosh.0 (HD) Tosh.0 (HD) Workaholics Tosh.0 (HD) (:59) Dinner for Schmucks (‘10, Comedy) BBBD Steve Carell, Paul Rudd. (PG-13) (HD) Zack & Miri (R) COM EF35 Colbert (HD) Yukon Men (N) (HD) Bering Sea Gold “Gold Stress” (N) Yukon Men Trapping begins. (HD) Bering Sea Gold “Gold Stress” Yukon Men “Hell Freezes” (HD) DISC EF30 Yukon Men “New Kid In Town” Wizards Return: Alex vs. (NR) Gravity Falls (N) Dog with Blog Jessie (HD) Good Luck A.N.T. Farm Jessie (HD) Good Luck A.N.T. Farm DISNEY EF54 Wizards of Waverly Place (HD) Octonauts (HD) Special Agent Jake and (HD) Doc McStuffins Higgly Mickey Mickey DISNJR EF68 Cinderella (G) Doc McStuffins Sofia the First Jake and (HD) Mickey Slugterra Luther (HD) Luther (HD) Luther (HD) Luther (HD) Luther (HD) Luther (HD) Phineas (HD) Zack & Cody Fish Hooks Fish Hooks DISNXD EF66 Randy (HD) After Lately After Lately Fashion Police (HD) Fashion Police (N) (HD) Chelsea Lately E! News (HD) Chelsea Lately E! EF63 E! 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12 p.m. TRAV Bizarre Foods America Andrew heads to San Diego where he gets a taste of the unexpected in the fairly conventional city, including foraging for food along the seashore. 12 p.m. SPIKE Kitchen Nightmares Chef Gordon Ramsay heads to Babylon, N.Y., to deal with a small family Italian eatery run by a hot-headed goodfella who is driving his family crazy. 12 p.m. FOOD Restaurant: Impossible Robert Irvine journeys to Madison, Tenn., to assist the owner of a restaurant that is on the verge of shutting down, and the chef must rescue the business. 1 p.m. FOOD Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives Burnt ends on a bun with homemade rub and barbecue sauce; fried puffy tacos stuffed with chicken; bison burger with blueberry barbecue sauce. 1 p.m. SPIKE Kitchen Nightmares Chef Ramsay drops by the Handlebar Restaurant and Lounge in Mt. Sinai, N.Y,. to spunk up their passion and modernize their severely outdated décor. 1:30 p.m. FOOD Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives Guy eats a meatloaf sandwich in Minneapolis, Minn., a Rueben with homemade sauerkraut in Spokane, Wash., and hot dogs in North Wildwood, N.J. 2 p.m. FOOD Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives Host Guy Fieri searches the United States to find the most delicious and unique sandwiches, from meatball subs to ostrich and alligator burgers. 2 p.m. SPIKE Kitchen Nightmares Chef Ramsay heads to La Grange, Ill., to help a couple with their upscale bistro and is confronted with a lack of experience, no clientele, and a stubborn chef. 3 p.m. FOOD Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives Host Guy Fieri journeys to Austin, Texas, to investigate a duck pastrami sandwich and travels to Las Vegas, Nev., to sample a Cajun-inspired roast beef po’boy. 3 p.m. SPIKE Kitchen Nightmares An Italian eatery in Lancaster, Calif., packs the bar, but not the restaurant; Gordon’s taste test experience makes him wonder if the restaurant will stay open. 4 p.m. FOOD Mystery Diners The Mystery Diners journey to Cave Creek, Ariz., to assist a restaurant owner concerned about a loss in alcohol supplies, and the team tries to attend a party.

Monday 12 p.m. FOOD Sandra’s Restaurant Remakes Host Sandra Lee demonstrates how to effectively prepare a decadent hot dog, poached chicken and a peaches and cream shake for a dessert cocktail. 12:30 p.m. FOOD Ten Dollar Dinners with Melissa D’Arabian Asian-marinated pork chops with a ginger-orange glaze; sesame

and peanut noodles; fresh cucumber carrot salad with vinegar-chile sauce. 1 p.m. TRAV Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations Host Anthony Bourdain visits the outer boroughs of New York City, where he samples some of the best ethnic cuisine the city has to offer. 1 p.m. FOOD Secrets of a Restaurant Chef Host Anne Burrell demonstrates how to prepare garlic pork sausage, tasty roasted sweet potatoes and apples and a horseradish parsley mustard dipper condiment. 1:30 p.m. FOOD 30 Minute Meals with Rachael Ray Host Rachael Ray demonstrates how to prepare easy yet tasty dishes in under 30 minutes, including sausage and fish one-pot and lemon cream fruit tart. 2 p.m. FOOD Giada at Home Host Giada De Laurentiis demonstrates how to effectively prepare frittata of tuna and tomatoes, red bell peppers with eggplant and a strawberry omelet. 3 p.m. FOOD Barefoot Contessa Ina Garten demonstrates how to effectively prepare fig and fennel caponata, an antipasto platter, Tuscan mashed chickpeas and mussels with saffron mayonnaise. 3 p.m. TRAV Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern Andrew encounters Chicago’s diverse food scene head-on as he visits both the restaurants of world-renowned chefs and smaller but equally notable eateries. 4 p.m. FOOD Paula’s Best Dishes Paula Deen and Taylor Hicks prepare ham and double cheese turnovers with honey-mustard dipping sauce, a cheeseburger pizza and crawfish rolls.

Tuesday 12 p.m. FOOD Sandra’s Money Saving Meals Sandra makes Irish pub beef, pot roast with root vegetables, banana spice cake with chocolate whipped cream, pasta salad and Southwest beef and beans. 12:30 p.m. FOOD Ten Dollar Dinners with Melissa D’Arabian Melissa demonstrates how to prepare chicken Marengo with simple tomato sauce, chunky smashed potatoes and vibrant spinach and caesar salad. 1 p.m. TRAV Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations While in Egypt, Tony foregoes the tourist attractions and stays with local families spending his nights in the desert sleeping under the moon and stars. 1 p.m. FOOD Secrets of a Restaurant Chef Professional chef Anne Burrell demonstrates how to make delicious health food for children, including crunchy chicken fingers and fluffy light cake. 1:30 p.m. FOOD 30 Minute Meals with Rachael Ray Rachael prepares Roma-

Andrew Zimmerman hosts “Bizarre Foods” on TRAVEL. nesco with Red Snapper, Lemon-Pepper Ricotta Spread on Toast, and Polenta with Pancetta and Peas in under 30 minutes. 2 p.m. TRAV Food Paradise London’s most eclectic food scene is explored, including the finest fish and chips, sweet scones with clotted cream and a local take on American barbecue. 2 p.m. FOOD Giada at Home Giada De Laurentiis prepares an amaretto chocolate tart with apricot cream, as well as a frozen meringue cake with raspberrybalsamic syrup. 3 p.m. FOOD Barefoot Contessa Chef Ina Garten explores how to make the perfect burger with chef Laurent Tuorondel, who demonstrates how to prepare burger toppings, including pickle mayo. 3 p.m. TRAV Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern Andrew goes to Jamaica, where the food is as distinctive as the island’s famed reggae music; Andrew experiences the real flavors of a tropical paradise. 4 p.m. FOOD Paula’s Home Cooking Host Paula Deen effectively prepares country oxtails, okra-laced hoecakes and a renowned Georgia classic, the peach tart, for dessert.

Wednesday 12 p.m. TRAV Food Paradise Popular restaurants in the U.S. are featured; meals that are too spicy for some to manage are dished up, including five-alarm chili and blistering curries. 12 p.m. FOOD Sandra’s Money Saving Meals Sandra prepares lemon sugar cookies, apple walnut sticky buns, signature hot chocolate, ham and cheese pinwheels, and ham and cheese croquettes. 12:30 p.m. FOOD Ten Dollar Dinners with Melissa D’Arabian Host Melissa d’Arabian demonstrates how to effectively prepare chicken drumsticks with signature buffalo sauce; Smoky Baked Beans; and Melissa’s S’more Sundaes. 1 p.m. TRAV Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations Anthony travels through the High Desert of California in a classic Thunderbird; Anthony meets up with a local of Queens of The Stone Age to explore the area. 1 p.m. FOOD Secrets of a Restaurant Chef Anne Burrell puts her restaurantworthy spin on classic dishes as she prepares Shepherd’s Pie with diced lamb and vegetables and Mushroom Soup with Bacon. 1:30 p.m. FOOD 30 Minute Meals with Rachael Ray Rachael shows how to make

bruschetta with hot cherry tomatoes, fettuccini with garden vegetables and greens, and strawberries with lemon and sugar. 2 p.m. FOOD Giada at Home Host Giada De Laurentiis hosts a Hawaiian party in her backyard and demonstrates how to prepare a variety of delicious dishes with island flair. 2 p.m. TRAV Street Eats In Africa and the Mid East, where street food is noteworthy for hospitality, tourists and locals can find many exotic street cuisines sold on the curbside. 3 p.m. FOOD Barefoot Contessa Host Ina Garten demonstrates how to effectively prepare tarragon potato salad, chunky blue cheese dressing, vegetable coleslaw and guacamole. 3 p.m. TRAV Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern The host travels to Phuket, which is located in Thailand, in order to meet with local countrymen to try some of the region’s most popular bizarre food items. 4 p.m. FOOD Paula’s Best Dishes Paula makes Broiled Blue Cheese and Bacon Tomatoes, Thick Garlic Pork Chops with Bourbon Glaze, Chocolate Sour Cream Pound Cake and Double Strawberry Shortcake.

Thursday 12 p.m. FOOD Semi-Homemade Cooking with Sandra Lee Host Sandra Lee shows how to make grilled chicken with creamy caper sauce and crispy slaw, sweet lemon lace cookies and lemon meringue martinis. 12:30 p.m. FOOD Ten Dollar Dinners with Melissa D’Arabian Host Melissa d’Arabian creatively demonstrates how to prepare a variety of delicious picnic dishes, including rosemary chocolate chip shortbread. 1 p.m. TRAV Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations Anthony samples food in the southern, predominantly Irish section of Boston; Anthony has a breakfast of corned beef hash and eggs at the Galley Diner. 1 p.m. FOOD Secrets of a Restaurant Chef Anne makes two dishes for adults and children, including fish tacos with cabbage slaw and corn salsa, and sour cream cupcakes with buttercream frosting. 1:30 p.m. FOOD 30 Minute Meals with Rachael Ray Rachael fires up the grill to create a hearty feast: smoked burgers smothered in beer and topped with a creamy, homemade mustard sauce. 2 p.m. FOOD Giada at Home Giada cannot help but to create an authentic Peruvian meal so that her friends can have a small taste of the incredible experience she had while visiting Peru. 2 p.m. TRAV Street Eats Tourists and locals can find everything from conventional comfort foods sold on the curbside to fashionable upscale street treats when on-the-go in Europe. 3 p.m. FOOD Barefoot Contessa Fried baby artichokes; grilled rib eye steak; grilled bread; yogurt dip; grilled eggplant with sherry vinegar drizzle; Italian plum tart; tri-berry pancakes. 3 p.m. TRAV Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern While visiting the northern Italy,

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Grab a SPOON The Best Meatloaf Meatloaf has European origins; meatloaf of minced meat was mentioned in the famous Roman cookery collection Apicius as early as the 5th century. Meatloaf is a traditional German and Belgian dish, and it is a cousin to the Dutch meatball. American meatloaf has its origins in scrapple, a mixture of ground pork and cornmeal served by German-Americans in Pennsylvania since Colonial times. However, meatloaf in the contemporary American sense did not appear in cookbooks until the late 19th century. Ingredients: 1 1/2 pounds ground beef 1 1/4 teaspoons salt host Andrew Zimmern gets his hands wet fishing for creatures in the city’s waters and learns from experienced glassmakers. 4 p.m. FOOD Paula’s Home Cooking Host Paula Deen prepares bananas foster French toast, hash brown casserole, a delectable hot mocha float and a tasty one-eyed sailor.

Friday 12 p.m. FOOD Semi-Homemade Cooking with Sandra Lee Sandra Lee shares one of her favorite recipes for a chocolate cupcake-cake that completes the false appearance of a cupcake with jellybean sprinkles. 12:30 p.m. FOOD Mexican Made Easy Marcela Valladolid prepares a choco flan, crepes stuffed with pecans, bananas and Cajeta caramel, caramel popcorn balls and Aztec hot chocolate with chile. 1 p.m. TRAV Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations Host Anthony Bourdain and his friend explore a former top secret Soviet site, tour a radiated ghost town, sample vodka and enjoy green borscht. 1 p.m. FOOD Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives Host Guy Fieri journeys to Syracuse, N.Y., to sample chicken caesar sandwiches, travels to Kitty Hawk, N.C., to investigate fisherman’s risotto. 2 p.m. TRAV Street Eats Tourists and locals can find everything from conventional comfort foods sold on the curbside to fashionable upscale street treats when in Latin America. 3 p.m. TRAV Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern Host Andrew Zimmern travels to Chengdu, China, which is known for its spicy cuisine; Anthony samples dishes such as boiling chili and volcano-rabbit head.

1 egg 1 dash ground black pepper 1 cup soft bread crumbs 1/2 cup milk 1/3 cup steak sauce, (e.g. Heinz 57) 1 onion, chopped 1/2 cup diced green bell pepper Directions: Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Lightly grease an 8 1/2 x 4 1/2 inch loaf pan. In a mixing bowl, combine the ground beef, salt, egg, black pepper and bread crumbs. Pour in the milk, 3 tablespoons of the steak sauce, onion and green bell pepper. Place the mixture into the prepared loaf pan and shape into a loaf. Brush the top with the remaining steak sauce. Bake in the preheated oven for 1 hour or until done. Allow to stand 5 minutes before slicing. 4 p.m. FOOD Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives Host Guy Fieri journeys to Chicago, Ill., to investigate Cuban fricassee de pollo and treks to Memphis, Tenn., to sample duck fried rice and homemade popcorn.

Saturday 12 p.m. FOOD Cupcake Wars Four extremely talented cupcake makers face off to determine which one will get to unveil their work of art at a party for The All-American Rejects. 1 p.m. TRAV Feed the Beast Host Mikey Roe explores the late-night food scene in Seattle, featuring Native American fry bread tacos, a 12 egg omelet, unlimited hash browns, and biscuits. 1 p.m. FOOD Restaurant: Impossible Robert Irvine journeys to Mohnton, Pa., to assist the owners of a restaurant that is having issues with profitability, and the chef must rescue the business. 1:30 p.m. TRAV Feed the Beast Host Mikey Roe explores the late-night food spots in San Francisco, featuring a taqueria famous for their two-pound super burrito, and eating a deep-fried PB&J. 2 p.m. FOOD Restaurant Stakeout Host Willie Degel journeys to a Staten Island, N.Y., restaurant in an effort to help an incompetent manager learn some leadership skills. 3 p.m. FOOD Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives Host Guy Fieri journeys to Los Angeles where he checks out a hot pork sandwich and Mediterranean lamb burger, and he also travels to Tacoma, Wash. 4 p.m. FOOD Iron Chef America Executive chef Shawn McClain decides to enter the heat of Kitchen Stadium and challenge Iron Chef Marc Forgione in a tropical culinary competition.

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3. Alicia Silverstone starred as Eden, George’s girlfriend on what show? (A.) “The Middle” (B.) “General Hospital” (C.) “Castle” (D.) “Suburgatory”

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6. Who starred as Lily McLeod on the TV movie “The Night Train to Kathmandu?” (A.) Scarlett Johansson (B.) Angelina Jolie (C.) Renee Zellweger (D.) Milla Jovovich

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1. Radha Mitchell

‘Deadliest Catch’ Making First Trip to South by Southwest (SXSW) - Captains Sig Hansen, Johnathan Hillstrand and Keith Colburn will take part in a March 9 panel, and a concert later that night. The network has set a panel discussion for the 20th Annual SXSW Interactive Festival titled “Deadliest Catch’s Twitter for Tough Guys,” featuring Captains Sig Hansen, Johnathan Hillstrand and Keith Colburn, the stars of its hit series. The trio will discuss the role social media has played in their relationship with fans during the panel and also offer an in-depth look at the role social media has played in the series, which returns in April. [THR]

5. Who was the narrator voice and only makes cameos for “Gossip Girl?” (A.) Elizabeth Hurley (B.) Kristen Bell (C.) Jennifer Garner (D.) Kate Upton

2. Jessica Biel

Lindsay Lohan to Guest on Charlie Sheen’s ‘Anger Management’ - The “Scary Movie 5” costars will play opposite each other in an upcoming episode of Sheen’s FX comedy “Anger Management.” Producers Lionsgate Television announced the guest-starring gig on Monday, noting that the actress would be playing herself. Lohan comes to the series as a patient of Sheen’s therapist alter ego and the two quickly develop a romantic relationship. The episode, one of “Anger Management’s” gargantuan 90-episode back order, is slated to premiere in April. And the month, as it so happens, is also when “Scary Movie 5” hits theaters. [THR]

4. What ABC show is partially based on former George Bush administration press aide Judy Smith? (A.) Revenge (B.) Scandal (C.) Body of Proof (D.) Nashville

3. “Suburgatory”

its freshman run, drew criticism for reports of casting individuals long-removed from the Amish and Mennonite communities. Still, the same group–Abe, Rebecca, Kate, Sabrina and Jeremiah–will be part of the second order, which moves the action from New York City to Florida. The second season finds the fivesome heading south only to find more culture shock, financial woes, in-fighting and surprise visits. Produced for TLC by Hot Snakes Media, “Breaking Amish” brought the network its highest ratings for a freshman season ever.

4. “Scandal”

TLC Renews ‘Breaking Amish’ For Second Season - The popular unscripted series will reunite the five former Amish and Mennonite men and women from the first cast, The Hollywood Reporter has learned. Production has already started on the eight hour-long episodes, with a premiere eyed for May. “Breaking Amish,” which averaged a robust 3.2 million viewers for the cable network during

2. Who played Mary Camden on the first six seasons of “7th Heaven?” (A.) Jessica Biel (B.) Mischa Barton (C.) Natalie Portman (D.) Denise Richards

5. Kristen Bell

‘Breaking Bad’ Lands on Sundance Channel in Syndication Deal - Breaking Bad is heading to Sundance Channel. AMC’s sibling network has acquired the syndication rights to seasons one through four of the Bryan Cranston vehicle. Sundance will kick off a marathon of the series, starting with the pilot, on Monday, March 4. “‘Breaking Bad’ has become a benchmark for storytelling at its finest and we are proud to air this series as we embark on our own scripted programming with the upcoming debut of “Rectify,” which is produced by the same incredible team behind ‘Breaking Bad,’” Sundance Channel GM and exec VP Sarah Barnett said in a statement announcing the news. “We are looking forward to giving viewers another opportunity to catch up with what has been called TV’s best drama.” [THR]

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1. Who began her career starring on ABC TV’s “Sugar and Spice” in 1988? (A.) Hayley Atwell (B.) Rachel McAdams (C.) Radha Mitchell (D.) Charizma Carpenter

6. Milla Jovovich

Christine Lahti Nabs Female Lead in CBS’ ‘Beverly Hills Cop’ The actress, who’s currently recurring on the network’s “Hawaii Five-O,” has landed the female lead in “Beverly Hills Cop,” The Hollywood Reporter has learned. Described as a continuation of the movie franchise, the drama pilot from “The Shield’s” Shawn Ryan centers on Aaron (Brandon T. Jackson), the police-officer son of Axel Foley (Eddie Murphy), who takes down the criminal elements of the rich and famous in Beverly Hills while working to escape his famous father’s shadow. Murphy will reprise his role as the wisecracking detective in the pilot and could recur should the project go to series. Lahti will play Helen, the captain of the Beverly Hills Police Department. She’d described as wise, political, maternal, nostalgic and selfless who is dignified and respected by her detectives.

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The Tonight Show with Jay Leno Scientists at the University of Maryland say they have found a chemical that causes women to talk more than men. It’s called red wine.

According to the new study, women talk almost three times as much as men. Well, you know why? Because they know men aren’t listening the first two times. - Scientists voiced concern in 2012 about how radiation may be affecting humans after a recent finding of mutant butterflies in Japan with abnormal legs, eyes, wings and other mutations were discovered. The mutations were caused by radiation from the Fukushima nuclear accident which was triggered by a major tsunami in March 2011.

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- The active ingredient in most toothpastes is called sodium fluoride. Sodium fluoride can be lethal, young children using regular toothpaste with this ingredient should be monitored. Even swallowing small amounts can cause stomach problems or worse.

Late Show with David Letterman Lindsay Lohan is having an Academy Awards party. Here’s how it will go. Any time someone opens an envelope, or any time during the telecast they run a commercial, or any time the audience applauds or sits quietly, Lindsay will do a shot.

The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson The U.S. Postal Service is launching a fashion line. Some people think it is a bad idea. But I think if the post office gets behind something, it’ll eventually turn out to be a good idea. Just look at sponsoring Lance Armstrong.

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(PG-13) (HD) Huckabee (N) (HD) Justice with Judge Jeanine (N) Geraldo at Large (N) (HD) Respected FOX News Justice with Judge Jeanine (HD) FOX Report Saturday (N) (HD) Restaurant Stakeout (HD) Restaurant: Impossible (HD) Mystery Diners Mystery Diners Iron Chef America “Forgione vs.” Restaurant: Impossible (HD) Restaurant: Impossible (HD) UFC on FX “UFC 158 Prelims”: from Bell Centre in Montreal (Live) Ghost Rider (‘07, Action) BB Nicolas Cage, Eva Mendes. A supernatural cyclist battles evil. (PG-13) (HD) The Fighter Mark Wahlberg. (R) Game 365 (HD) Stars Live (HD) NHL Hockey: Chicago Blackhawks at Dallas Stars (Live) (HD) Stars Live (HD) GameTime Ford High (HD) MLB Spring Training (Replay) PGA Tournament “Tampa Bay Championship”: from Innisbrook Resort-Copperhead in Palm Harbor, Fla. (Replay) (HD) Golf Cntrl (HD) PGA Champions Tour “Toshiba Classic: Second Round” (Taped) House Hunters Hunters (HD) House Hunters Hunters (HD) Love It or List It (HD) House Hunters: Renovation (HD) Love It or List It “Picture Perfect” Love It or List It (HD) Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars (:02) Big Rig Bounty Hunters (HD) Pawn Stars Pawn Stars (4:30) Movie Madea Goes to Jail (‘09) B Tyler Perry, Derek Luke. (PG-13) (HD) Pastor Brown (‘09, Drama) B Salli Richardson-Whitfield. (PG-13) (HD) Madea Goes to Jail (‘09) B (PG-13) (4:30) MLS Whip Around Show MLS Soccer: Chicago Fire at Sporting Kansas City (Live) (HD) Formula One Practice “Australian Grand” (Replay) Formula One “Grand Prix of” Marvin Marvin Supah Ninjas Wendell/Vinnie See Dad Run The Nanny Friends (TVPG) Friends (TVPG) Friends (TVPG) Friends (TVPG) SpongeBob SpongeBob Wendell (N) Gridiron Out Pro Team Ultimate Steve’s Wild Skies Trophy Quest Best/West Expedition Bowhunter Speargun Ted Nugent The American Auction (HD) Auction (HD) Auction (HD) Auction (N) (HD) Auction (HD) Savage (N) Savage Family Savage Family Savage Family Auction (HD) Auction (HD) Auction (HD) Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (‘03) Arnold Schwarzenegger. (R) Underworld: Evolution (‘06, Horror) B Kate Beckinsale. (R) (HD) Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (‘09, Thriller) Michael Sheen. (R) (HD) Precious Memories Dr. Charles Stanley Hour of Power Hour of Power. Billy Graham Crusades Not a Fan Travel Road Reading Room (‘05) BBB (NR) Queens (HD) Big Bang (HD) Big Bang (HD) Big Bang (HD) Big Bang (HD) Big Bang (HD) Big Bang (HD) Cougar Town Why Did I Get Married? (‘07) BD Tyler Perry. (PG-13) Queens (HD) Little Big Man (‘70) BBBD Chief Dan George, Dustin Hoffman. Ophan’s past. (GP) John-Mary (PG) Titanic (‘53) BB Clifton Webb. (NR) Tootsie (‘82) Dustin Hoffman, Jessica Lange. Male actor in drag. (PG) Dateline: Real Life Mysteries Dateline: Real Life Mysteries Dateline: Real Life Mysteries Dateline: Real Life Mysteries (N) Dateline: Real Life Mysteries (N) Dateline: Real Life Mysteries Journey to the Center of the Earth (‘08) Brendan Fraser. (PG) (HD) Dp. Impact (‘98) The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (‘01, Fantasy) Ian McKellen, Andy Serkis. Ring of power. (PG-13) (HD) Family Guy Family Guy Cleveland (HD) Dynamite (HD) Boondocks Bleach Naruto (TVPG) Diary of a Wimpy Kid (‘10) BBD Zachary Gordon. Middle school. (PG) Venture (HD) Ghost Adventures (HD) Ghost Adventures “Goldfield” Extreme RV’s “Perrys Mansion” Ghost Adventures “Birdcage” Ghost Adventures “Goldfield” Ghost Adventures (HD) Queens (HD) Queens (HD) Queens “Awed” Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Queens (HD) Law & Order: SVU (TV14) (HD) Law & Order: SVU (TV14) (HD) Law & Order: SVU (TV14) (HD) The 40-Year-Old Virgin (‘05) BBB Steve Carell. Virgin & celibate. (R) Law & Order: SVU (TV14) (HD) Funniest Home Videos (HD) Funniest Home Videos (HD) Funniest Home Videos (HD) WGN News at Nine (N) (HD) Bones “Time Capsule” (HD) Bones “Warrior in the Wuss” (HD) (5:00) Camp (‘03) BBD Daniel The School of Rock (‘03) BBB Jack Black, Adam Pascal. A ‘wannabe’ Heathers (‘89) BBB Winona Ryder, Christian Slater. (:45) The Ninth Gate (‘99) Johnny Depp, Frank Langella. Letterle, Joanna Chilcoat. (PG-13) rock star takes a job teaching music to fourth-graders. (PG-13) Teens kill to be popular. (R) A book dealer encounters an occult plot. (R) Forrest Gump (‘94) BBBB John The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (‘12, Comedy) BBB Judi Dench, Tom (:15) World Championship Boxing “Timothy Bradley, Jr. vs. Ruslan Road to Rios- Best Marigold William Galt, Sally Field. (PG-13) (HD) Wilkinson. Retirees land in shabby Indian palace. (PG-13) (HD) Provodnikov” (Live) (HD) Alvarado II (N) Hotel (PG-13) (5:15) The Lucky One (‘12) Zac Efron, The Sitter (‘11, Comedy) BB Jonah Hill, Max Records. Girls “On All Game of Thrones “The Prince of Real Time with Bill Maher (TVMA) Beyoncé: Life Is But a Dream Taylor Schilling. (PG-13) (HD) Babysitter drives kids through NY City. (R) (HD) Fours” (HD) Winterfell” Robb deceived. (HD) Singer profiled. (HD) (HD) (:15) Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (‘11, Drama) BBD Tom Hanks, Thomas Horn. A Johnny English Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked! (‘11, Com- While You Were Sleeping (‘95, Romance) BBD edy) B Jason Lee, David Cross. (G) (HD) Sandra Bullock, Bill Pullman. (PG) (HD) nine-year-old searches for a hidden message left behind by his father. (PG-13) (HD) (‘03) (PG) (HD) (:20) Johnson Family Vacation (‘04, Comedy) BD Cedric the Entertainer, American Reunion (‘12, Comedy) BBB Jason Biggs, Alyson Hannigan. Sucker Punch (‘11, Fantasy) BBD Emily Browning, Abbie Cornish. ImagBow Wow. An urban family takes a roadtrip. (PG-13) (HD) Friends attend high school reunion. (R) (HD) inative escape from mental asylum. (PG-13) (HD) (:40) Banshee “A Mixture of Mad- (:40) Working (5:50) The Day After Tomorrow (‘04, Drama) BBD Dennis Quaid, Jake Banshee “A Mixture of Madness” Wrath of the Titans (‘12, Action) BBD Sam Gyllenhaal. Abrupt global warming causes disaster. (PG-13) (HD) Memories fuel rage. (HD) Worthington, Liam Neeson. Rescue Zeus. (PG-13) (HD) ness” Memories fuel rage. (HD) Girls In Bed (HD) (:10) Virtuosity (‘95, Science Fiction) BB Denzel Washington, Kelly Lynch. In Time (‘11, Action) BBB Cillian Murphy, Justin Co-Ed Confiden- (:20) The Bone Collector (‘99, Thriller) BBD Denzel Washington, Pair hunts computer-generated killer. (R) (HD) Timberlake. Time as currency. (PG-13) (HD) tial 3 (NRAO) Angelina Jolie. Cop uses ‘gift’ to get in killer’s mind. (R) (HD) The World According to Dick Cheney (‘13) BBB Dick Cheney. Inter- The Darkest Hour (‘11, Science Fiction) Emile Hirsch, Drive Angry (‘11, Action) BBD Nicolas Cage, Amber (:15) Jim Rome on Showtime Olivia Thirlby. Aliens hunt humans. (PG-13) (HD) Heard. Escape from hell. (R) (HD) views with Dick Cheney, his supporters and his critics. (NR) (:35) My Week with Marilyn (‘11) BBB Michelle Wil- (:15) Chicago (‘02) BBBD Catherine Zeta-Jones, Renée Zellweger. (:05) The Help (‘11, Drama) BBBD Emma Stone, Viola Davis. In Mississippi during the 1960s, three women form an unlikely friendship. (PG-13) (HD) liams, Eddie Redmayne. Blonde bombshell. (R) Women scheme to make it big in Chicago. (PG-13) The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part 1 (‘11, Romance) BD Kristen Mother’s Day (‘12, Horror) BBD Rebecca De Mornay, Jaime King. Fam- Open House (‘10, Thriller) BD Stephen Moyer, Brian Mother’s Day ily terrorizes former home residents. (R) (HD) Geraghty. A divorce. (R) (HD) (‘12) BBD (R) Stewart, Robert Pattinson. Marrying Edward. (PG-13) (HD)

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