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Dear Jane, I can relate completely. BTW, it’s called “sexting.” For my part, I recently discovered Velveeta is not naturally yellow; they fucking color it that way. Can you believe that shit?! Talk about betrayal. As an ethnic American, I find this abuse of my food-like, cheesesubstance sensibilities completely unconscionable. I’ve contacted a dozen senators, my state representatives and the customer relaSelf-confidence
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tions department at Velveeta. Not only have I been ignored and verbally maltreated, I have yet to receive closure in a satisfactory or monetarily compensatory sort of way. You’d think I could at least parlay my outrage into a coupon or free sample—but, sadly, no. I wish I had a better answer for you Jane, but like you, I’ve come to learn the world is full of crushing disappointment, duplicity and assholes. Remarkably, Wayne
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