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Google Self-Driving Car by F.A.T Lab April 2013 http://fffff.at/google-driverless-car/ /

“The Internet is the largest experiment involving anarchy in history” — ERIC SCHMIDT, EXECUTIVE CHAIRMAN OF GOOGLE “I’ll be the sun shining on you. Hey Cinderella, step into your shoe. I'll be your non-stop lover, get it while you can, your non-stop miracle, I’m your man. Get outta my dreams – Get into my car...” — SERGEY “OCEAN” BRIN “In the beginning there was the word, and the word was… super hard to find. So, Google said, “let there be light… and a network of queryprocessing distributed supercomputers, and googlebots, and page rank and context-aware adverts, and knowledge graph, and a mobile OS, and maps, and a satellite, and Now, and dark fiber, and Glass…”, and on the seventh day, the people said, “OK Google! Enough already. [1] Give it a rest!” But, by then it was too late and Google, had decided to re-design our basic, public infrastructure: the roads. “Hey Google, shouldn’t the people have a say in how we use the public goods?” “Quit acting like a little bitch,” [2] thought Google as it auto-piloted Eric and Sergey to their shareholder meeting in a white, lexus SUV to report their quarterly earnings.”


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