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L7 CONTENTS EDITOR’S NOTE he last time I tried to make my own jewellery, I was a bit ambitious – the resulting necklace came apart during an enthusiastic drinks order in a restaurant, and my wild gesticulation flung the pieces into the bread bowl of the family sitting next to us. They were very understanding. But that’s the last time I use my teeth instead of pliars to tighten fiddly jewellery clasps. This is why I am so in awe of events like the Brighton Craft Fair, which showcases a bounty of handmade pieces from local jewellers and craftspeople – I’ll try to contain my envy at their skills, and just pick myself up something nice at this year’s event. For more on what’s lined up, see page 19. The Brighton Art Fair also visits the Brighton Dome Corn Exchange this September, so if
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you’re a trader, art-lover or artist yourself, you’ll have to swing by to immerse yourself in the best of local talent. See page 13. The last time I tried to make my own art ... well, no, I won’t bore you with that one. Latest News is choc-a-block with important updates from the city, so be sure to catch up on page 6, and our Entertainment News pages have everything you need to stay abreast of Brighton’s best this coming week; page 20. Dave Gorman chats about work, life, PowerPoint presentations (of course) and piers, on page 17. And you’re invited behind the scenes of Latest TV in commentary from the Latest TV crew, throughout the magazine. Excuse me whilst I wildly gesticulate all over the place. Louise Bevan, Editor Email your comments to editorial@thelatest.co.uk or visit us online at thelatest.co.uk
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ARTWAVE OPEN HOUSE FESTIVAL 2014 Geoff Stonebanks and Mark Glassman from the award winning Driftwood garden in Bishopstone clocked 965 visitors at the festival this summer, who came to see 16 artists’ stunning work set against the beautiful canvas of the gardens. Over the period of the festival, they sold an incredible £10,042 worth of art. Geoff commented: "This is staggering when you compare to previous years sales, and is virtually double what we did in 2013.” They also sold an amazing £1,000 worth of home made tea and cakes, served in the garden on trays in vintage china. Proceeds from these went to Macmillan Cancer Support, for whom Geoff is a registered fundraiser. Visitors were very generous, and donated £540 during Artwave and spent £870 on raffle tickets. The money raised will help build The Sussex Macmillan Cancer Support Centre, which will offer all round support for people affected by cancer in a calm, friendly and welcoming environment. More details of Geoff’s garden exploits and fundraising challenges can be found on his website: www.driftwoodbysea.co.uk
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A group of eight youth organisations, collectively called The Brighton and Hove Youth Collective, launched their fundraising campaign this week, creatively titled ‘The Copper Collective’. They are asking everyone in Brighton and Hove to collect up all their copper coins from around the house, office, car, shop or garden shed, bag them up and then hand them in to venues who are helping to collect across the city. It is hoped that over the next few months, The BHYC will have collected in most of Brighton and Hove's errant copper coins. The money can then be put towards the worthwhile activities and services that help support young people across the city. Although The BHYC do receive central funding, this only provides basic support, and more help is needed. If you’re interested in donating, visit www.brightonandhoveyouthcollective.org.uk or if you wish to act as a Collective Collection Point, email hello@brightonandhoveyouthcollective.org.uk
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Brighton and Hove City Council leader Jason Kitcat hails the virtues of Freedom Leisure sports facilities Eighteen months ago we introduced a Leisure Card scheme in the city to help those on lower incomes access our Freedom Leisure sports facilities at a discount. Since then, almost 1,300 people in the Brighton and Hove area have signed up to take advantage of the 40% discount on a range of activities. The most popular facilities have been the swimming pools and gyms. The discount card scheme is means-tested and is open to people who are in receipt of certain benefits, including those with disabilities and looking for work. Research has shown that about a third had not previously used leisure centres at all, but 90% now visit at least once a week. In total they’ve made over 34,000 visits to our six local leisure centres, which is a huge step towards better health. The scheme wouldn’t be possible without the support of Freedom Leisure, the social enterprise that provides these services at council-owned facilities. Combined with the free swimming we provide for under-16s and the multimillion-pound refurbishment of Withdean Sports Complex, the city has better, more affordable sports facilities. Not only does this improve the health of the city’s poorest residents, it also saves the city money in the long term by reducing future health costs. According to the NHS, physical activity helps prevent many common major illnesses – including cutting the risk of heart disease, stroke, diabetes and cancer by up to 50%. It’s brilliant to see the Leisure Card scheme working so well and I encourage all residents who are eligible to take up this scheme.
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Property developers are being invited to take part in a beauty parade with the King Alfred as the winner’s prize
he prospect of a new seafront leisure centre on the King Alfred site is about to move another step closer. Property developers are being invited to take part in a beauty parade with one of Brighton and Hove’s seafront pearls as the prize. At stake is the chance to build a gym, sports halls and swimming pool. The chances are that it will be a 25-metre pool although plenty of people believe that this is our best chance to have a 50metre competition pool like the K2 in Crawley. If pools are a potential financial drain, the reward comes in the form of 400 flats – the enabling development. The public spaces are paid for from the profits of new homes, with high hopes that 40% of those homes will be for poorer people on the council waiting list. Inevitably, hundreds of flats – several storeys high – will attract local and vocal opposition. They will also attract investors. At a developers day last November, 65 people went along for 40 organisations as part of 29 teams. In the coming months a shortlist of two, three or even four
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Key decisions are unlikely to be finalised this side of the elections next May companies or consortiums is likely to be drawn up and whittled down until a preferred partner is picked. Among the names in the frame is Cathedral, the company behind the scheme at the old fruit and veg market on Circus Street, Brighton. The scheme was granted planning permission last week. Cathedral is also working with the council on plans for Preston Barracks in Brighton. Another potential developer – with strong local roots – is Rob Starr, from Hove. After leaving school he started an insurance business from scratch and turned it into one of the country’s leading
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brokerages. His vision is for an integrated arts and leisure centre known as The Lyrics. He has learnt from others’ mistakes and already shared his plans widely, carrying out considerable early consultation. This is not the first time that Brighton and Hove City Council has tried to tackle the dilemma of the King Alfred. Frank Gehry, the architect who designed the widely lauded Guggenheim Museum in Bilbao, was involved in the last attempt, led by local developer Karis. The £300 million scheme included more than 700 flats. Planning permission was granted but the credit crunch and a changing political climate locally put paid to the project. Feelings ran high on both sides of the debate. The experience may well have coloured the careful approach being taken this time. A cross-party group met just over a fortnight ago and an update was presented to the council’s Economic Development and Culture Committee last week. Some suspect key decisions are unlikely to be finalised this side of the elections next May. But the foundations are being put in place. A project spec is ready to discuss with developers. It’s not set in stone. There is still pressure from some for an Olympic-size pool and from others for a destination in keeping with our seafront string of pearls. To mix metaphors for a moment, there is a risk that the end result will be neither fish nor fowl. The council is also aware of the knock-on effects of building 400 homes on the site. At one of Rob Starr’s consultation events, it was summed up by one of those attending, who said: “The elephant in the room is transport links.” Council officials are taking a fresh look at how people move along the seafront between Shoreham Harbour and Brighton Marina. There is at least one more elephant in the room in the form of school places. Demand will be even greater if the council HQ at nearby King’s House is converted into housing, and hundreds of homes in the area around Hove Station are built. One solution may be to put housing on the King Alfred site and build a pool somewhere else – perhaps near the station or on the Sackville Trading Estate. It would complicate the picture and delay the date on which the first spade hits the ground, but may ensure a prize-winning result.
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BIN HERE BEFORE The bin strike is not necessary – that is the view from council chiefs after yesterday’s industrial action. Staff at Brighton and Hove City Council’s Cityclean took action last week, with unions claiming that some workers were not getting paid what they deserved. But speaking to Latest TV, Geoff Raw, the council’s executive director, hit back and called for unions to be more realistic in their claims. Residents will be hoping there is not a repeat of last year, which saw waste pile up in the streets. ALL CHANGE It's all change on the train lines. Last week, Govia took over the running of all services on the Brighton to Bedford line. Next year they will take over Southern services too. Some have already noted that the merging of services will see cheaper ticket prices wiped off. Latest TV's James Dunham looks at what this will mean for you – the humble but forever grumbling passengers. HERO TEEN A Brighton teenager who tackled an arrested man on the run from officers is considering a career in the police. Sixteen-year-old Kiya Ingham was walking home from an exam when he saw a topless man push
two police officers to the ground and attempt to escape. But the teen sprang into action and tackled the man as others simply walked by on Lewes Road. After he helped police detain the man, officers praised him for his incredible bravery.
Latest TV's James Dunham went along to meet the teen hero. PARKING CLAMPDOWN Drivers who park on pavements and verges near schools, putting children’s safety at risk, could receive on-the-spot fines. Brighton and Hove City Council is about to start the second phase of its “multi-agency initiative to target inconsiderate driving in areas around four city schools”. Next month, the council and officers from Sussex Police will be out and about in the streets around schools where poor parking behaviour has been reported. You've all been warned. SCHOOL’S OUT FOR HEADTEACHER A former school governor says he has the upmost confidence in the investigation into a suspended head teacher.
James Fox has been placed on leave from Portslade Aldridge Community Academy. This is while an investigation into pupil registration is carried out. But Peter Kyle, a former governor at the school, believes the issue will be resolved shortly at little detriment to pupils and the wider community. LICENSING FOR LANDLORDS? Brighton and Hove has one of the biggest private rented sectors in the country – with more than 30,000 homes leased out. But with some complaining the properties are rented out in a poor condition, some politicians and campaigners are calling for owners to be licensed. The issue certainly polarised opinion, with the issue being discussed in front of the Latest TV cameras by estate agents last week. Some believe the move will drive up standards, but others think it will purely pass the buck onto already hard-pressed tenants. MARCH OFF Nationalists behind the March for England have revealed they will not be returning to Brighton next year. The St George's Day protest and counter-demonstration normally attracts thousands of people. But it has come under criticism for the disruption caused to local businesses and residents. This year's policing bill is believed to have topped five hundred thousand pounds. Nationalists said they were taking the protest to a northern seaside resort for 2015. CAR TO WATER
Is it a boat? Is it a car? Well, it's a little bit of both. Say hello to the amphibious car, the creation of Dan Boot-Handford. What was originally just a bit of fun turned very quickly into a charity challenge. And this Sunday just gone, Dan took the boat down to the River Adur and attempted to navigate it a mile downstream. How did he get on? You'll have to check out www.thelatest.tv...
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Marina Life Kirsty Pollard on The Rockinghorse Dragon Boat Race he Rockinghorse Dragon Boat Race takes place here this Sunday 28 September in the inner harbour, Marina Square, with the action kicking off around 10am. The dragon boats are 12 metres long and decorated in traditional dragons’ heads, tails and drums. Each boat will have 12 -16 paddlers who will provide their vessel power, a drummer to beat a steady rhythm, and helm to steer. The dragons then race against each other for victory in what will be a spectacular energetic display. Teams from across the city including Santander, City Cabs, Lloyds Bank and DYN are all competing for the crown of ‘Brighton Marina Rockinghorse Champion 2014’. Spectators will be able to see all the action from the viewing platform located along the undercliff walk.
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There will be a bouncy castle, face painters, a children’s tombola and lots more to keep the little ones entertained in the square, while the adults enjoy the fabulous racing as well as the bars and restaurants available within the Marina. Proceeds raised at this fundraising event will support the Rockinghorse Children’s Charity, the official fundraising arm of the Royal Alexandra Children’s Hospital (the Alex) based in Brighton, and continued supporter of the Trevor Mann Baby Unit. Rockinghorse raise money for life-saving and cutting-edge medical equipment while ensuring that children are treated in an environment better suited to their needs. For more information on how to enter a team, or activities on the day, please visit: www.rockinghorse.org.uk/events Kirsty Pollard, Brighton Marina’s Marketing and Events Manager kirsty.pollard@xleisure.co.uk www.brightonmarina.co.uk
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here is a study out, trying to figure out “why lesbians tend to be overweight”, and it is totally misdirected. It isn’t lesbians who tend to be plump, it is good cooks, and who was the best cook ever? Answer: Your mother. No one in the world made better macaroni and cheese, or apple pie. When your mum made you breakfast, no restaurant could match it, and certainly your dad couldn’t do much at the stove except for an outdoor barbecue, or one fancy company dish like his famous crab cioppino. The obvious truth is that it isn’t lesbians who have to fight their weight, it is anyone – male, female, straight or gay – who loves to cook. If you have a way with food, you are going to taste what you create … and those itty-bitty spoonfuls of chocolate custard or Alfredo sauce go straight to the hips. Look at our own darling, Andrew Kay. He has never cooked for me (yet) but he knows good food. He savors the texture, recognises the bouquet of herbs and spices, and respects dramatic cuisine. His silhouette is certainly not angular; it is just round enough. For my part, I refuse to go to a skinny person’s house for dinner. I am not going to waste a meal on someone who doesn’t present each dish with a bit of flair and an eye for flavour. I made that mistake only once. A woman who shall remain nameless, in case she figures out why I am always busy at dinnertime when she calls, invited me over for a gala holiday celebration. She was the type who spent mornings at the gym, bench-pressing hundreds of pounds. Afternoons she worked out on the trampoline, and evenings she did Zumba. The truth is I should have known what to expect. I appeared, wine in hand, with an empty, expectant tummy and what did I see? Pizza delivered from the corner shop, pre-sliced mass-produced bread, and instant coffee. I know you won’t believe me, but the only spread available was Marmite. There wasn’t even background music to hide the gagging of the guests. I immediately feigned a headache and hustled over to the nearest Waitrose for a gourmet experience. Dinner is a terrible thing to lose … especially if you skipped lunch. So I am campaigning for people to stop casting negative aspersions on corpulence. Give me someone with a decent amount of curves and a good wiggle to their walk and I will immediately lobby to share a meal with them. If you are lean, buff and tanned I would not dream of touching your soup, much less your flambé cherries jubilee. Show me a comfy, well-padded cheerful person in a flowered apron and I am right there at her dinner table. I promise to bring the wine. “Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.” - Jackie Gleason
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STEPPING UP Richard Shayler: it’s all a game of ladders ... Has anyone seen the ladder?” Silence. “Nobody?” More silence. I heard an inaudible whimper from Gemma, the dutiful runner ... “It’s in the downstairs cupboard, isn’t it Gemma.” Again, another whimper, this time a little more audible. The answer, as I already knew it would be, was yes. The downstairs cupboard at the studio is dark, damp, dingy and of course, scary. Oh yes and it smells weird. Really weird. Much like any room that contains an amalgamation of stuff so I can never really figure out what is stored in there. Sometimes paint, sometimes carpets, chairs, lanterns, blow-up dolls, board games, wires, books, toilet seats … the list does go on. Naturally, this is where all the lovely ladders live, in a room that is tricky to navigate whilst also smelling very weird
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(did I mention that?). Getting the ladder in and out of the room is, erm, an experience. No one likes doing it, but do it they must! I actually quite enjoy hearing the ladders coming. It’s like a stampede of crescendoing crashes; a tidal wave of noise as the ladder ricochets off the wall and clutter, naturally underpinned by a healthy array of profanities. It makes for a wonderful soundscape. We needed the ladder because one of the lights on the Brighton Lights set was hanging lower than an assembly of infrequently watered fuchsias. A bitter irony for a show titled Brighton ‘Lights’. The only way to remedy such a disastrous issue was to get the ladder out and realign the poorly thing. I got the ladder. Made my way back up. Started to realign. Came back down. I was scared, dear readers. But not scared to fall; I was scared I’d drop the light. William, our director, barked at me to get down. He realigned it in seconds. Everyone congratulated and cheered him. I was told to put the ladder away. Which I did, very loudly. Lights, cameras, ladders away? Action! What a week we’ve got for you this week! Comedians Chris
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Cresswell and Dave Thompson dropped by to make us all laugh. Author Tim Pilcher told us all about his new book, whilst Phil Jerrod told us all about his amazing beard (and comedy shows). Matt Whistler stopped by and wowed us all with his unique style of comedy. Mark Stack, music aficionado, popped in at the last minute to talk music. And I really do mean last minute! He wasn’t meant to be a guest on the show, but after I’d heard him chat music, I had to get him on. And to finish we had Steve Jones (‘Jonesy’) from QTube to talk LGBT, with DJ Seamus Haji to talk DJ(BT?). Overall, another great week of guests. And as an extra treat, we had the wonderful Brighton School of Singing pleasuring our eardrums. Please do join us Wednesday to Saturday at 7pm on Freeview Channel 8, and Virgin Media 159. “What’s that, Jonesy? The toilet? Just downstairs mate. Not the right door, though. That’s where the ladders live! JONESY!!! I meant turn left, not the left door! [Crash … bang ... profanity] ... Jonesy? Are you all right?” “I’m OK; why are there so many ladders in here, though? And what is that awful smell?!”
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’m going to get this out of the way immediately. Yes, I did get to see Kate Bush and I’m very sorry if you didn’t. You’re probably on your way over to torch my house now, but I would also like to come clean and say that I didn’t even try to buy tickets when they went on sale. Yes, I accept that you really hate me now. And whilst I’m the walking dead, I may as well admit that I’m not the world’s biggest Kate Bush fan. I own one album, The Whole
Story (I can actually hear you explode with rage now) and ‘Wuthering Heights’ is in my top ten all-time favourite songs. OK, I feel better now. Like I’ve gone to alcoholics anonymous and admitted I enjoy heavily drinking, on the quiet. And it’s OK to hate me. You are fully justified. But at least hear me out on this before I appear in The Argus for all the wrong reasons. Like many music fans, I was very excited when Kate Bush announced that she was going to perform live for the first time in 35 years. It was a similar feeling to when Prince announced he was playing in a few sheds around London and David Bowie decided to release a single, while everyone was asleep. But I’m not one for sitting on the internet at 9am and refreshing every five seconds (unless Freddie Mercury comes back from the dead), so I ignored the tickets going on sale and resigned myself to never seeing her live in my lifetime. It obviously sold out in seconds, as did the extra dates she put on. Some weeks later, I received a message on Facebook from
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someone I had befriended at a wedding in Switzerland, two years ago. She had two spare tickets. I snapped them up. I gave my spare to a Kate Bush nut (do you forgive me now?) and last week, we saw the good lady herself. Now, at the time of writing, Kate Bush still had a few dates to go of her 22-date run at the Hammersmith Apollo. So I’m not going to give you the opportunity to hate me even more by describing what I saw. If you didn’t go, you will be burning this magazine by now; if you are going, I don’t want to spoil the surprise. Needless to say, it was one of the most amazing experiences of my life and one of my top three all-time favourite gigs, alongside Blur at Glastonbury a few years ago and Queen’s last ever live performance at Knebworth in 1986. If you still hate me, console yourself with this; I’ve paid to see Status Quo live. I hate myself now.
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WHAT WAS THAT? Can’t remember the name of a piece of music, film, or tv show? Mike Hunter is the man with all the answers ... Dear Mike, I reckon I am probably your oldest letter writer, as I am to be ninety-eight next month, and will be getting my telegram from the queen a couple of years after that. Now, what I want to know is this; many years ago, when I was a child, I remember my family gathering together in the kitchen and all drinking cups of this hot beverage, which was made by pouring boiling water on dark brown leaves, then pouring the resultant mix through a sort of sieve into a cup, and adding milk and sugar. The taste of this beverage was heavenly, and really
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ult Aussie singer and Nick was also out and about Brighton resident, Nick in the Lanes last week, stopping Cave, is riding high after off to buy some art in Art Republic releasing his newest on Bond Street: see our exclusive effort, this time a film called picture. Nick acquired the print 20,000 Days. Filmed in and around entitled ‘Life is Crap’ by Magda Brighton, the movie documents Archer, the artist wife of none a day in the life of the singer. other than comedian Highlights including driving and TV Burp u Have yo up and down Hove seafront presenter, celeb spotted a with pop diva Kylie Minogue Harry Hill. ? in the city (with whom he collaborated Let’s hope life comment .uk on hit song ‘Where the Wild doesn’t imitate o .c Roses Grow’) and a great art, Nick, as @thelatest scene in which he plays live your life looks with his band The Bad Seeds pretty rosy at at the King Alfred Centre. the moment!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DRAKES Still on the subject of Kylie – we would like to extend extra special birthday wishes to the pint-sized pop princess’ Brighton hotel of choice, Drakes Of Brighton on Marine Parade, as the boutique haven celebrates a decade of decadence. We have many, many happy memories of the launch event that JBPR attended and helped to organise ten years ago. We wish Carla, Richard and the team all the best for the next ten! Make sure you pop in and have a cocktail to celebrate with them. www.drakesofbrighton.com
reader David Watkins): Blackadder star and Time Team presenter Tony Robinson, who was having his photo taken at the war memorial on the Steine.
TOUR OF BRITAIN Brighton seafront was dominated by lots of bikes last weekend, as Saturday saw the incredible Tour Of Britain race shoot through East Sussex, ending up on Madeira Drive. Lucky spectators managed to catch sight of the pelaton as it flashed down the seafront and saw Olympic hero Sir Bradley Wiggins cross the finish line. I wish I could say it was a dream finish for Bradley, but he was beaten by a German! A WHEELY GOOD SHOW Sunday then became an invasion of the motorbiking crowd as the legendary Ace Cafe reunion revved into town. I loved walking up and down spotting some – quite incredible – two wheeled beauties. There was even a bike themed on the Bayeux tapestry. I’ve never quite seen anything like it.
SPOTTED! Spotted: Steps lead singer and exercise DVD supremo, Claire Richards, who was filming on Brighton seafront, at the marina and in The Lanes for Good Morning Britain. RABBIT RABBIT And finally, we bring you news that, after a month of deliberation, Katie Price has decided on a name for her newborn daughter – her second child with husband Kieran Hayler. The model and businesswoman has named her new baby girl ... Bunny!
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spend more than half my life standing up in front of either an audience or a TV camera – and I feel no fear. It was not always so. For years and years I dreaded having to put myself in that kind of exposed position; I would feel nauseated, sweat and tremble at the very thought of it. School events were a nightmare, I could do a bit in a school play but nothing with more than a few lines, or I would freeze. Not so now. On the contrary ... the problem is getting me, once I have hit my stride, to shut up. The fear disappeared when I was about 18 and went to Chelsea School Of Art. There, I joined a madrigal group. I had always liked singing and I could read music so it seemed like an ideal way to meet people.
STAGE FRIGHT How is it I don’t fear standing up in front of a crowd – or do I? Pretty soon I could warble my way with the best of them; Dowland, Byrd, Palestrina, Monteverdi, Mozart, and later on bits of 20th Century stuff that certainly kept me on my toes. We didn’t perform as such – an occassional party with friends but little more – but it did kill the fear and when, two years later, I won a scholarship, I was able to put that fear firmly to rest. In those days, Thames Television gave out a clutch of travel bursaries and I was lucky enough to win one. It was enough cash to take me to circus school in London and Paris, and there the fear of looking like a fool was turned into a love of playing the fool. I could get up in front of strangers and act, as my mother would describe it, the ‘giddy goat’. I loved it. I loved the make-up and costumes, I loved the trickery, the silly gait, the buzz of seeing just how far you could push things and the desperate scramble back to safety and/or dignity when you pushed too far.
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much I can get away with. It’s fun, so why not? Well, there are reasons why not, as I found out over the weekend. I was on stage once again, presenting a live show and having fun with my guests and the audience. In doing so I made the statement that, as an outand-out fatty, I could never be described as being ... well, best not to repeat the reference for fear (once again) of offending. I had offended, though, and I was truly sorry. I had gone a step too far and an apology was required. I repeat that apology here. I had not meant to offend; sincerely not meant to. It was simply a case of mouth engaging before brain. The moment my faux pas had been brought to my attention I apologised in person, only to be told that my apology was not wanted. I suppose the offended person has a right to say that, but it did leave me somewhat adrift of what to do. I was sorry, I am still sorry – but no amount of me saying that can actually change what happened or what had caused the offence. I apologise that my tactless humour, a device that I used to take the mickey out of myself, touched so raw a nerve. In future, I will just describe myself as being a fatty.
I guess that I use that trick to this day, pushing the boundaries to see how far I can go and how
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Talent abounds, as Brighton Art Fair 2014 comes to the Brighton Dome Corn Exchange
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righton Art Fair, supported by Oh Comely magazine, brings together over 100 of the best contemporary artists from the UK and abroad. The fair takes place in the beautiful and historic Brighton Dome Corn Exchange in the heart of the city, and has built a very strong reputation for presenting highest quality contemporary artwork in a relaxed, informal and friendly environment. Brighton Art Fair enables painters, printmakers, ceramicists, photographers and sculptors to present their original and eclectic work to the public, bringing a personal feel to viewing and to the buying process. Visitors enjoy meeting the artists and learning about their creative inspirations, techniques and future projects. The fair draws in curators, galleries, retailers, collectors and art fans, many looking for that definitive piece. Some of the artists have exhibited at Brighton Art Fair before, others are brand new to the event, but all the work is exciting, fresh and exceptional. New work to look out for includes Julie Ball’s exquisite porcelain and wood collages, Annie Blanchet Rouze’s mixed media paintings, and Emelie Essel’s embroidered work on silk glass beads. The fair welcomes back artist Sam Hewitt and his paintings of urban landscapes, Lilia UmañaClarke’s stoneware ceramics inspired by early Guy Holder Cuvee’s hare
South American civilizations, and local artist Sam Lock’s oil and mixed media works. Brighton Art Fair will introduce Alun Callender’s project of environmental portraits of East Sussex visual artists, designers and creative types. Alun usually spends a couple of hours with the subjects in Celia Wilkinson their studio, to arrange a composition with a strong narrative. He will be photographing approximately 80 people and making a series of short films to complement the project. Alun wants to celebrate the diverse creative talent in the area, and is fascinated by how people balance the fine line between creativity and commerce. The project will culminate in an exhibition and a book. The show welcomes back the wonderful artists from Arthouse Meath, a charitable enterprise offering artistic facilities and support to adults living with learning and physical difficulties. The work being produced is raw, honest and properly beautiful, and it has been wonderful to see Meath expand, now having established its own shop in Godalming and being asked to exhibit work at many shows here and abroad. Also of interest will be the artwork of the Outside In artists, based at Pallant House Gallery in Chichester. Outside In provide a platform for artists who find it difficult to access the art world either because of mental health issues, disability, health, social circumstance or because their work does not conform to what is normally considered as art. Brighton Art Fair, 26 – 28 September 2014, Brighton Dome Corn Exchange, Church Street, Brighton, BN1 1UG Open: Friday 11am–7.30pm, Saturday 10am–6pm, Sunday 10am–5pm Tickets: £6.50, children under 14 free www.brightonartfair.co.uk
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INDIAN CHAULA’S LEWES Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are
made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian and vegan as well as gluten and wheat-free dishes. Buffet available 11am–3pm Monday to Saturday. Chaula’s, Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk CHAULA’S BRIGHTON A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Superb regional dishes, fresh tasting and exciting. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in bright and stylish surroundings. The cooking is executed with a light touch too, no heavy gheebased sauces here but an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour.
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THE CHILLI PICKLE The Chilli Pickle is a local favourite with national standing which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. Their ample thalis spice up a midday meeting or a catch-up with friends, while the evening menu offers inventive street food, local seafood and tasty regional curries, served in an upbeat and informal atmosphere. The Chilli Pickle featured in the National Restaurant Awards’ UK top 100 in 2011-12, and scooped ‘Best Casual Dining’ at the 2012 British Curry Awards. The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com
THE CHILLI PICKLE CANTEEN The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle launched this year. Bold, Indian-inspired design, specially commissioned artwork and smart delivery stake out new ground in home dining. Meanwhile, the menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries and homemade pickles and chutneys, plus superb ice creams. The Chilli Pickle Canteen: order online at thechillipicklecanteen.com, 01273 900384
ITALIAN DONATELLO Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £7.95 or three for £9.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in
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with Andrew Kay Gourmet delights at a Brighton and Hove Food & Drink Festival event
THREE’S COMPANY utumn harvest has to be my favourite foodie time of the year, and what better way to celebrate than with three of my favourite Brighton chefs. Hosted by Drakes Hotel in their stylish restaurant, we started the evening with a great G&T made with Sarah Thompson’s delicious Sussex Blackdown Gin; my kind of a drink every day of the week. Down in the dining room the guests were seated at large sociable tables. This was a sharing event, sharing the joy of great seasonal food, and pretty soon the room was buzzing with animated conversation, only punctuated by the arrival of a clear chicken and vegetable consomme. Perfection – crystal clear, packed with flavour and a delicious start, as were the selection of bread rolls hot from the kitchen. Chef number one was Rob Carr, a senior member of the Hotel du Vin Bistro team on a regional basis. He revisited his International Chef Exchange starter, this time giving us two scotch quail’s eggs with a curry mayonnaise. It was a hearty start to the evening and one that went down extremely well. Rob’s dish was served with a glass of Ridgeview Fitzrovia presented by Mardi Roberts, a member of the Ridgeview family team. This fine sparkler was served to Barack Obama on his last state visit to the UK, and Ridgeview wines were served at the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee celebrations – hardly surprising, as they win medals across the globe. Drakes’ very own chef Andrew MacKenzie was in charge of the main course, and he too
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took inspiration from his ICEx dinner with a main course of veal rump and sweetbread which he served with perfect turnips and a chanterelle spätzle that had me smacking my lips with pleasure. MacKenzie can always pull it out of the bag, but this dish was exceptional. With this we drank a great red from the Rhone Valley presented by Paul Milne of Enotria, a recent sponsor of the food festival. Onward to dessert – this time, it was the turn of new star chef Michael Bremner, whose restaurant 64 Degrees was voted in at number 36 in the National Restaurant Awards after only being open for seven months. Not that any of us were suprised by this; far from it. Michael and his amazing team have been stunning us with fine dishes since day one, and right now it is one of the hottest restaurants, not only here in Brighton but across the South East. Michael opens his new 64 Degrees in London’s Pimlico this month, and I wish him the very best of luck. For dessert he made us a dish inspired by the chef that he swapped with for ICEx – a vanilla panacotta, blood orange and cake confection that was delicious. It was an homage to chef Bas Oonk of Basaal in Den Haag, and I was lucky enough to have him and his wife Loes at my table as guests of the festival. Enotria treated us to a delicious sparkling white, this time sweeted with a dosage of ice wine, which was an extraorinarily delicious fizz with a delicate, perfumed sweetness.
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We finished with a platter of fine Sussex cheeses presented by David Deaves of La Cave a Fromage, and a glass of elderberry port, again from Sarah Thompson. All in all, a stunning meal in good company, each course punctuated with a post-dish interview with the chef and wine maker, or presenter. I left deliciously satisfied, if a little tired from my thoroughly enjoyable hosting duties. If you would like to know more about future Brighton and Hove Food & Drink Festival activities, visit: brightonfoodfestival.com Participating restaurants: Hotel du Vin Bistro, 2–7 Ship Street, Brighton, BN1 1AD, 01273 718588 / www.hotelduvin.com The Restaurant At Drakes,43–44 Marine Parade, Brighton, BN2 1PE, 01273 696934 www.therestaurantatdrakes.co.uk 64 Degrees, 53 Meeting House Lane, Brighton, BN1 1HB, 01273 770115 / www.64degrees.co.uk La Cave a Fromage, 34-35 Western Rd, Hove, BN3 1AF, 01273 725500 / www.la-cave.co.uk www.ridgeview.co.uk www.blackdowncellar.co.uk www.enotria.co.uk
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PAST THE PORT Annabel Jackson on how the industry is re-inventing itself
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ON THE GRAPEVINE ort has the longest ‘official’ history of any wine in the world (the appellation was created in the Douro in 1756) – but is now trying to secure for itself a solid future, too. An event organised this year on the appellation’s anniversary date, 10 September, in the city of Porto, marked the inaugural Port Wine Day and certainly got discussions going. The image of port has traditionally been rather stuffy: an after dinner drink to be enjoyed over cigars, and most particularly by British gentlemen. Is it possible for the industry to leverage that tradition, yet embrace modernity? The governing body, Instituto dos Vinhos do Douro e do Porto (IVDP), believes so. This body says the port industry has at least four strategies underway for Port ... something adapting to current consumer and habits. First, to to have with, rather trends garner the interest of the younger generation with than after, a meal delicious cocktails like Portonic, and to push fashionable rose port. Next, to hit the ultra-premium market with beautifully packaged, limited edition bottles. And the industry is trying to push port as something to have with, rather than after, a meal (in much the same way as we might pair a first course of foie gras with sweet wine). Perhaps the most exciting initiative is in the category of aged white ports. There’s one category called Old Tawnies, which are classified at 10, 20, 30 or 40 years old. But now producers such as Symington, Niepoort and Taylor’s are going back into their cellars and seeking out aged tawnies which may even be more than 100 years old – but very affordable.
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WATCHING DAVE Investigative-style comedian Dave Gorman talks to Victoria Nangle about PowerPoint, deodorant statistics, and William Shatner’s hairpieces
Hello! How has today been treating you? Very well, thanks for asking. And you? Also well, thank you. You are renowned for having a curious mind. What was the last thing that made you go; “Ooh, I wonder what’s behind that idea?” There’s an advert for a deodorant, I’m not sure which one, but the thrust of the ad is that this deodorant won’t leave marks on your clothes. It boasts that it’s been proven to be mark free on 100 colours. a) I can’t think of 100 colours, b) it also says it’s been tested on 120 colours. So basically, it’s scientifically proven to leave a mark on one in every six colours. And this is their advert!
What’s your favourite website in your ‘bookmarks’ list? I don’t have one favourite. I have practical sites that I visit regularly to do practical things but the joy is in alighting on the oddities. Recent favourites include two sites that use a narrow focus on a niche interest as a springboard to great essay writing. They are http://withbillyconnolly.tumblr.com/ and http://shatnerstoupee.blogspot.co.uk. One of them seeks to decode what it means to be British by examining the celebrities present at a 1985 recording of An Audience With Billy Connolly, and the other studies film and TV through the prism of William Shatner’s changing hairpieces. You can probably guess which one’s which. Genuinely great, passionate writing on both of them. And not the cheap laughs you might expect. Sadly, neither have been updated in a while, which is why new things are always sought ... What is your favourite word? I ask this in the spirit that my favourite word is ‘whoops’, because it means there’s a story either before or after it that’s intriguing. Quidnunc. I am a quidnunc. Your latest show involves more PowerPoint presentation work, which you have been using for years now. If you could make one request of Microsoft in the next upgrade of the
application, what magic wand innovation would you add to it? I wouldn’t add anything to it. I’d take stuff away. I use it because it’s a simple way of putting information in front of an audience. All the bells and whistles just make things more complicated and less punchy. Simple is good. So, I know it’s a boring question, but can you please briefly outline what we can expect from your latest show? It’s not that it’s a boring question ... it’s just one that nobody wants to answer. Comedy works by surprising an audience; by hijacking one thought and turning it into another. Telling the audience what they can expect is a way of ruining that. I suppose you can tell them the topics that will be discussed, but even that’s useless isn’t it? The funniest things to me are the topics that sound like they will be the least promising. There’s no point doing comedy about stuff that’s obviously funny, as there’s nothing for a comedian to add. So ... am I whittling it down? I’ll be talking about stuff that doesn’t sound like it will be funny. But it will be. In reality, people who need more convincing than that aren’t exactly my target audience. I’ve got a friend who only reads romance novels. She won’t pick them up unless there’s a man in a uniform on the cover. Preferably riding a horse. The first thing she does is read the back page to see if it’s got a happy ending. She won’t read the rest of it if there isn’t a happy ending. If there’s a comedy-going equivalent – someone who only goes if the poster features a man in a tie and there’s a promise of at
least 12 knob jokes – then I’m probably not for them. Any more cycling tours on the horizon, or did the last one put you off cycling for a very long time? It hasn’t put me off cycling. I still cycle as my main way of travelling around town. But it’s a very impractical way of touring. In general, I don’t book venues; they book me. Like all performers, I’m a gun for hire and I go where the work is. That’s why on most tours you’ll see someone’s performing in Preston one night and Aberdeen the next. That’s an impractical way of travelling, but it’s the practical way of putting a tour together. But when you’re travelling by bicycle, the next show has to fall within an 80-mile radius. And sometimes, that limits you to two venues. And sometimes they’re both already booked up on that night ... and so you go back and try to change the route ... and suddenly five shows you had pencilled in have to be cancelled as you rebuild it, heading in a slightly different direction, and it drives you nuts. That we managed to make it happen at all – I did 30 nights on the bounce, averaging 60 miles each day – is ridiculous enough, thank you.
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If you were given an evening a week that had been baggsied to do an evening class – has to be an evening class – what would you like to spend a year learning? Darts. (I’m not sure there is such a class, but there could be.) What are your plans for the next 12 months professionally? Well, a third series of Modern Life Is Goodish has been commissioned. So I’ll do this tour, take a couple of weeks off over Christmas and then start on that ... which should be finished around this time next year. So some fluke has meant that you’ve inherited the old burned-out pier in Brighton. With money no object, what would you do with it? I’d regenerate it as a traditional pier, but use it as a cover for a submarine base – from where I’d launch attacks on the nation’s other piers. Thank you lots for your time and I look forward immensely to seeing the show. *big grin* Have a great day. No, no. Thank you. And I look forward to seeing you. And the others. There will be others. Won’t there? Dave Gorman: Gets Straight To The Point (Powerpoint), Brighton Comedy Festival, Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, Saturday 11 October 2014, 8pm, £20, 01273 709709, www.brighton comedyfestival.com
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Theatre Royal Brighton, 9 October 2014, £21.90/19.90, 0844 871 7650, www.atgtickets.com The so-called ‘Rat Pack of Opera' due to their wit, charisma and style, Jem Sharples, Scott Ciscon and Paul Martin will perform some of their favourite songs in a brand new show.
THE CAVALERI QUARTET The opening concert of the superb Strings Attached season was a diverse affair, and first piece, Ralph Vaughan Williams’ quartet no. 2, truly took off in the second movement. The viola themes were delicately, movingly drawn by Ann Beilby and the playing was immaculate across the board. More
musically striking, however, was the challenging Jonathan Harvey quartet no. 3, with the staccato swirls and manipulation of the instruments both technically impressive and an engrossing live spectacle. The Frank Bridge quartet no. 3 was a little more meandering (although the tragic melodies were tenderly rendered), but the encore, featuring a snippet of Beethoven, was a suitably stirring finale. The Old Market, 12 September 2014 ★★★★★ Joe Fuller THAT’LL BE THE DAY The musical juggernaut that is TBTD rolled in once again; more music, more costume changes, more fun. TBTD is a romp through the musical ages, effortlessly flitting from Motown, hard rock and country & western and all things in between. It’s slick, highly professional and highly polished. Even the occasional comedy skits are in keeping with the music; tongue in cheek, end of the pier stuff. Stewart Lee it isn’t, but it’s right for the show. And the audience lapped it up, every last drop. It’s clear the performers work extremely hard and it pays off. It’s a show for everyone, and there aren’t many of those around. Worthing Pavilion, 14 September 2014 ★★★★★ ★ Lee Stevens
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t is amazing the warmth that a Chas & Dave gig generates. There was genuine love for these guys, a knowing nod to two Rock ‘n’ Roll lovers (a bit of skiffle and boogie woogie too) who ploughed a new, unrepeatable furrow; who saw highs and then relative obscurity, a novelty act from a bygone time. To the informed they were never that, of course – consummate professional musicians hibernate, waiting for times and trends to change. We are now full circle. All the hits bashed out with the same vigour from yesteryear. And you could tell that they were enjoying the experience once again too. Unmissable. Gertcha. Lee Stevens
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The eclectic Brighton Craft Fair showcases bespoke art and craftwork from local artists this September
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righton Craft Fair celebrates its third birthday on Saturday 27 September 2014. Expect an abundance of unique handmade arts and crafts, from local talented artists and craft creators exhibiting their handiwork for you to purchase. The eclectic mix of stalls will leave you spoilt for choice and in awe of the wealth of local talent Brighton has to offer. It’s all just a stone’s throw from the sea, at the gateway to Brighton’s world famous and historic South Lanes. Since its creation three years ago, Brighton Craft Fair has prided itself on placing their emphasis firmly on its exhibitors. The Fair provides exhibitors with a platform to showcase their talent, offering the most affordable commercial craft fair stalls and spaces in central Brighton and free promotion via social media. Their frenetic social media activity, coupled with successful fairs, has gained extensive media attention with mentions and articles in
Homemaker and Cardmaking & Papercraft magazines. The Independent also ranks Brighton Craft Fair in its ‘10 best in the UK’. Chris Lau and Soman Balan, the two artists and experienced event organisers behind Brighton Craft Fair attribute its success to continually maintaining their central focus on exhibitors and their creativity. Chris Lau said: “Without the exhibitors, their talent, their creativity and their creations there would be no Brighton Craft Fair. We owe our strong following and reputation both locally and nationally to them and their talents.” “It was always our intention to provide a monthly space where local art can make its way directly from the artists’ hands to the public. Several of our exhibitors tell us that they are regularly commissioned at the Fair. There’s something to be said about buying locally; not only are you supporting the artist and the local economy, you’re also investing in an original, unique creation,” adds Soman Balan. Those who visit and exhibit at numerous craft fairs across Brighton and Hove say that Brighton Craft Fair is “the best craft fair in town ... for us it’s the home of art and
craft in Brighton”. The Fair “has the best atmosphere” and is “in the loveliest of venues; The Friends Meeting House”. Visitors also comment on the friendliness of the organisers and their kindness in providing free hot drinks for exhibitors, which is a gesture that proves to be a massive hit. Due to popular demand, Brighton Craft Fair have now released their dates for 2015 on their website and bookings are currently being accepted. So, venture down to Brighton Craft Fair at the Friends Meeting House on Ship Street on Saturday 27 September 2014 between 11am-5pm, to celebrate three years of artists and craft creators selling their gorgeous creations directly to the public. Whilst you’re there, drop into Brighton Craft Cafe, “the most value for money cafe in the South Lanes”; many tempting sweet and savoury treats, hot and cold drinks will be on offer at tempting prices. Bring your family and friends and make a day of it! Entry is free. For more information about Brighton Craft Fair, visit: www.brightoncraft.co.uk
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SMALL … … but perfectly formed, Brighton Little Theatre continue to impress with productions that are far from amateur hilst the major commercial theatres continue against all the odds to programme excellent theatre of all kinds, from the brave and new to the clearly commercial, we should never forget the smaller theatre in our city, professional and, dare I use the word, amateur. Having seen impressive productions at Brighton Little Theatre on many occassions, notably Steel Magnolias and Canary, I would not hesitate in recommending their new production of Abi Morgan’s Lovesong. “That is the story of our beginning. And this is the story of … the end.” Lovesong is a 40-year story of an ordinary love. You witness one pivotal week in 60-something married couple Billy and Maggie’s lives, whilst in flashback you see their younger selves over several years, much earlier in their marriage. Then, as terminally ill Maggie
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faces the end, time becomes more fluid and the couples collide and intertwine in this beautiful and haunting tale. All relationships have their ups and downs; the optimism of youth becomes the wisdom of experience. Love is a leap of faith. Leap with me. Lovesong was first performed in a highly acclaimed production by Frantic Assembly in 2011, and Brighton Little Theatre’s production will be one of its first amateur productions. Brighton Little Theatre’s production will use drama, mime, movement, dance and some singing to tell the story of Maggie and Billy’s life in 90 minutes. It also features some originally recorded pieces from Sam Rivers and cast member Frank McHugh, who will also be performing live music in the bar after the end of the show. Abi Morgan’s writing for the screen includes The Invisible Woman, the Margaret Thatcher film Iron Lady starring Meryl Streep, the flagship BBC TV drama The Hour, the BAFTA award-winning drama Sex Traffic (Channel 4) and Shame (co-written with Steve McQueen). Her writing for the stage includes The Night Is Darkest Before The Dawn (part of the Tricycle Theatre’s Great Game season), Fugee (NT New Connections), Tender (Hampstead), Splendour (Paines Plough) and Tiny Dynamite (Frantic Assembly). The cast includes Ann Atkins as Older Maggie, Mike Skinner as Older Billy, Cicely Whitehead as Younger Maggie and Frank McHugh as Younger Billy, and is directed by Steven Adams and Tess Gill. Steven’s recent productions at BLT include the amateur premiere of Jonathan Harvey's Canary and an extremely well received production of The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe last Christmas. Tess directed Loveplay by Moira Buffini, which won Best Overall Production in the 2013 Brighton and Hove Art Council Drama Awards, and earlier this
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year a joyous production of Daisy Pulls It Off. Steven says: “I first read Lovesong just a few months ago and I knew instantly that this was a play I had to direct. It is beautifully written, with a simple rhythm and a lyrical nature. It is very sparse on detail but richly layered with feeling and emotions. It has very little story or plot, but still says so much about the human condition, the desire to be loved, the need for companionship and the intricacies of the heart.” Lovesong is Brighton Little Theatre’s entry in the 2014 Brighton & Hove Arts Council’s (BHAC) Drama Awards. Lovesong, 23 - 27 September, Brighton Little Theatre, 0844 888 0432 www.brightonlittletheatre.com
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FILM Jessica KellgrenHayes
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THE WEEK IN FEATURES
IT’S REIGNING CATS AND ... CATS
ost excitingly (or not, if you aren’t a fan!), this week on PostFeature Joseph and I shall be reviewing Magic In The Moonlight, the new Woody Allen film. It stars two of my favourite people (Colin Firth and Emma Stone) – actually, lots of my favourite people! The film looks to be a great romp, set in the ’20s and based around a stuffy Englishman’s attempts to debunk a rather charming young American ‘psychic’. Of course, we can all see where this is going … I am one of the supposed minority who finds modern Woody Allen films far more appealing than the earlier ‘classics’. Blue Jasmine (2013), Midnight In Paris (2011), Vicky Christina Barcelona (2008) and Match Point (2005) are all films that I enjoyed hugely, despite the difference in styles and The film looks to humour, whilst his earlier work be a great romp for me seems a little laboured, a little too focused on being deep and introspective and a little too … well, there is only so much Woody Allen one girl can take on the screen! The second film for this week is This Is Where I Leave You, a comedy drama based around a pugnacious family’s reunion, directed by Shawn Levy. Levy is one of the most commercially successful directors of the past decade, with films having grossed over $2 billion at the worldwide box office. His work includes Cheaper By The Dozen, Just Married, Night At The Museum and The Internship … not exactly ‘awards bait’, I’ll grant you, but they clearly do well and definitely have an audience. I am rather enamored with his 2010 film Date Night, staring Tina Fey, who I would gladly watch reading the phone book as I’m sure I would be laughing heartily along. Fey is also part of the ensemble in This Is Where I Leave You, along with Jason Bateman, Jane Fonda, Rose Bryne and Adam Driver (who is normally found in mumblecore films and the HBO series Girls, so it will be interesting to see how he fares in this). This Sunday’s FilmFest is a special treat for anyone who is a fan of horror, gore or humour: we have an exclusive, feature length edition of the multi-award winning The Bloody Mary Show! It has previously only been shown as short ‘webisodes’, so we have pulled off quite the coup to have it on LatestTV!
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ur house is dominated by Gilbert and George. No, not the famous ‘art for all’ artistic duo, but our two over-indulged, permanently Eve Poland in-your-face cats. So – unsurprisingly – we have a particular affection for the work of Brighton artist and fellow feline-lover Eve Poland, with ‘Is this it?’ currently glaring down at us from our living room wall as a constant reminder to stock up on Sheba. With only a year’s formal art training, Eve’s is a natural and apparently precocious talent – she had her first exhibition at the age of four in Brighton Library. Her passion for prints led to Eve taking a screenprinting course and now she produces her own editions. They start with a doodle that may have been inspired by a photo or the sight of her own posturing pets. That’s worked up into an ink drawing, which Eve then transfers to the computer. But she is no digital perfectionist, Leila Godden preferring the differences that can occur from the screenprinting process. We love Eve’s bold, graphic style, wickedly acute observation and elegant wit. She’s also cornered the ‘kinky lady’ market. See more of her work at evepoland.com. Don’t miss: It’s Brighton Art Fair this week, so head to The Corn Exchange from Friday 26 to Sunday 28 September to come face to face with the most amazing gathering of artists – many local. If you make your way to stand 92, congratulate Leila Godden on being recently accepted as an associate member of the United Society of Artists. Her dramatic seascapes and abstracts are set to make a stunning contrast to the work of her stand buddy – and fellow Chalk Gallery (Lewes) artist – Louisa Crispin, whose Louisa beautifully intricate drawings Crispin are inspired by the natural world. www.artymagazines.com
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COMEDY Victoria Nangle
Jenifer Hooper, To The Trees: A Changing of Home
GIVE A LITTLE LOVE ... Laughter is good for the soul, but it can also be very good for your karma with these fabulous charity nights now how to make a comedy night out make you feel even better? Make it a charity fundraiser comedy night out! As much as the idea of a ‘Big Society’ grates as a cop out from a government using new words to say it’s out of its depth, it is heartening to see so many entertainment bookers turning their hands to helping out charities – big and small, as belts got pulled ever more tighter. Perfect case in point: this week sees the return of Cardiac Comedy with its second outing (Komedia, Wednesday 24 September, 8pm, £13) for The British Heart Foundation. Mixing big names like Angela Barnes – as seen on C4’s Stand Up For The Week, as well as Mock the Week – with exciting local talent like Sean McLoughlan – one to watch at the Edinburgh Fringe this year – along with Rudi Lickwood, Gerry Kyei, and MC and organiser Dave Blood. The British Heart Foundation may be a big organisation, but it needs support as much as any other, and to be honest will have helped pretty much all of us along the way at some point. In October, The Brighton Comedy
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Festival greets us with its customary Opening Night Gala In Aid Of Sussex Beacon (Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, Friday 10 October, 8pm, £25). Having Alan Carr as a patron has never done it any harm at all, although this year it is hosted not by the toothy one, but by the marvellous Adam Hills instead. Perhaps hosting duties are tied in with how much a comic is seen on Channel 4 in any calendar year ... Joining Hills in the line-up are Rich Hall, Josh Widdicombe and Romesh Ranganathan. Actually, RR is a very active charity chappie in October, as you can also catch him on the bill of Big Cheer For Amaze (Komedia, Thursday 16 October, 8pm, £16) with Angela Barnes (doing her good deed again – thank you, lady), Justin Moorhouse and others. And in case you were wondering, Amaze is a brilliant Sussex charity providing support for local families with children and young people with special educational needs and disabilities. Plus, of course, every month sees Charity Chuckle at Komedia, fighting the good fight for those that help others all the year round, and having had a truly cracking run in the Edinburgh Fringe this year for the first time. And in case you were wondering, October’s headliner is Nathan Caton (14 October, 8pm, £10/5). It’s not December yet, but it blimmin’ well ‘tis the season to be jolly. Spread goodwill to all and dig deep. Ho ho ho. www.komedia.co.uk/brighton www.brightoncomedyfestival.co.uk
SPEAK OUT EVENT: SPEAKY SPOKEY A literary cabaret entertainment of short stories, music, performance poetry and film. This month includes the launch of the newly published collection of 100 word short stories by Felstead and Waddell, House Paint and Other Stories; fun, entertaining, a bit weird? And Bethan Roberts reading from her fantastic new book, Mother Island. Latest Music Bar, Fri 26 Sept, 7.30pm, £7/5 or £15 food & show EVENT: THE AXIS OF AWESOME: VIVA LA VIDA LOCA LAS VEGAS The Axis of Awesome are the World's Most Awesomest Comedy Band. They have over 60 million hits on YouTube and have toured the world all over the place. Now they’re here. Bam! Komedia, Tues 23 Sept, 8pm, £12/10 ART: TO THE TREES: A CHANGING OF HOME An exhibition of paintings, drawings and photographs by artist Jennifer Hooper inspired by a nine-week residency at Comunidad Inti Wara Yassi, Bolivia’s leading organisation in wildlife rights and care. ONCA Gallery, 14 St. George’s Place, Brighton, 01273 958291. Until 12 Oct. ART: MATT REDMAN ‘More Than Just An Example Of An Exhibition’ is the first in a series of seven monthly exhibitions at this avant-garde contemporary art space; with JCHP, Mathew Sawyer, Abigail Jones, Jonathan Swain and two more to be announced. Neue Froth Kunsthalle, 22 Oriental Place (entrance at rear on Montpelier Road). 27 Sept-17 Oct
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FAMY
We are Famy … Jeff Hemmings spoke with Arthur Yates
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rom the short but reverential and harmony drenched opening of ‘Aux Armes’ to follow up track ‘Donkey’, new band Famy lay out the template for their big and spacious sound amalgamating some of the folk grit of Mumford & Sons, the tribalistic indie-folk band Local Natives, former touring buddies Wu Lyf, and the reverb-drenched and mournfully epic Glasvegas. But, they are a band who aren’t part of any particular scene, and that combined with weird and wonderful backgrounds has inevitably helped them to fashion something altogether fresh, and both contemplative and invigorating. “We all met in the south of France”, says Arthur, whose brother Bruce is also in
the band, along with Luca Maria Galbiati. "We all moved there at different times in our lives and met at school around the turn of the millennium. We grew up in the south of France, and then moved to London at different points, around recording the album. That is where our influences come from; I guess we are a rock band that comes from the south of France!” Their debut album, We Fam Econo, was recorded in a church in Gloucestershire, a conscious attempt to capture the spacious and cavernous sonics of their sound. “We recorded our album in the summer of 2012 but, for various reasons, we weren’t able to put it out until now. It is quite frustrating, but it is a record we really believe in and is a nice reflection of where we were at that time. I still listen to it.”
Their backgrounds are very unusual, and although they sound a little like a modern day American or British indie-folk band, they have spent very little time in this country up until recently. But their French backgrounds are obvious, not least via the band’s name … “Initially we thought about ‘Family’, but there were loads of bands called that, so we changed it to ‘Famy’, which is French for family. “Luke is Italian, and me and my brother are English-Indian. And we're bilingual; our opening track is in French – a Marseille football chant – and a little take from the French national anthem. It was covered by Serge Gainsbourg ... and us!” Another oddity about the band is their love of American punk legends Minutemen, who featured Mike Watt in the band, a subsequent member of the even more legendary The Stooges. “We are inspired by the Minutemen; they released a documentary that was called We Jam Econo, so we (very cleverly) called our album We Fam Econo. We sound nothing like them … but that was the point. The Minutemen’s idea of punk was like no one else’s idea; they played their songs and got spat on. It is a little how we feel, we don’t feel we fit in anywhere in London, and we made a record that sounds like a punk record, but probably not for anyone else. We haven’t been spat on yet, though!” Famy at The Hope, Wed 24 Sept, 8pm, free
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JACK DANIEL’S BIRTHDAY Anything for a slice of cake and a reason to celebrate, eh? Three rooms of tunes – house/EDM/ mash-ups/club in pryzm, r’n’b/hip hop/funky in curve, and retro classic in disco. You’re
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1 Mirika Legs 4 Africa 2 JJ Symon Sound The Alarm 3 Dirty Weekend In Brighton Ben Sherman (Style Man From Brighton) 4 Black Rooster Black Shag Amsterdam 5 Dirty Weekend In Brighton ‘Frankie’ 6 Dirty Weekend In Brighton Dirty Weekend In Brighton 7 The Last Cry Rebekka 8 Swarf Parlour Tricks 9 Imbium Ghecko The Miff Funk 10 La Lunalight 11 tenek If I Should Fall - EP version 12 Vortex Generator Regenerate
Don’t miss our pick of Brighton after dark SOUL & MOTOWN WITH THE SOUL SURVIVORS The Soul Survivors are back with two rooms of non-stop soul and motown action. Get your groove on, and travel back to a time of cool crooners and magical vocals. The View, Fri 26 Sept, 9.30pm, £8/5
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bound to find a track to strut your stuff to. Pryzm Brighton, Fri 26 Sept, 10.30pm, £6/4 DJ FRESH After an insane festival season over the summer, DJ Fresh comes to Brighton for an intimate show that is guaranteed to blow
Digital’s roof off! Digital, Thurs 25 Sept, 11pm, £19.50/17.50 BASTARD POP The Bastard Pop mash-up of pop, electro, dubstep, hip hop and drum & bass is delivered to you in all its filthy lucre by resident jockey of discs, Milton. Audio Thurs 25 Sept, 11pm, £3/2
13 Freudstein Sister Sleaze 14 Alexxa B Cocoon Me 15 Flapper Tunes 16 Izzy Beautiful 17 tenek State Of Mind 18 Chaos Borne I Will 19 breakinbear Breeze 20 Drewvis Estoy Esperando
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TECHNO SAVVY
Greg Marshall: technophobia vs. technophilia
Andrew Bullock on the highs and lows of MIC in the Big Apple
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t is frankly terrifying how dependent we have become, as a nation, on technology. There are many whose mobile phones seem like a freakish extension to their thumbs; distant cousins perhaps to those who share a creepily symbiotic relationship with Facebook. Of course for every technophile there is a technophobe. The cantankerous, often (but not necessarily) older being, offering such pearls of wisdom as; “I don’t need one of these smart–like phones with all this app nonsense, my old phone serves me fine,” and, “I remember when kids used to play outside, not spend their life on one of these Nintendo-X-Station gizmos”. Thankfully I am not of the latter group. I love technology. I revel in technology. I just don’t trust technology. Though I consider myself fairly technologically savvy, I am convinced that technology instinctively knows the upper limits of my understanding, and exploits it frequently. Too add to my frustrations at the failing of all things electrical, there seems to always be some numpty on hand to suggest I “try turning it off and on again,” or “give it a smack”. Such ignorance and brutal savagery around delicate components, whilst making me feel better by comparison, does little to help the situation. The uselessness of man when faced with technological tasks was beautifully highlighted in the last few weeks by two tasks integral to the filming of Bored Gamers. The first involved the wiring of a games console so it may be played live and simultaneously recorded for later broadcast. In reality, such a seemingly feasible feat requires more boxes, gadgets, gizmos and cables than I have ever seen. Even now I couldn’t tell you what these all did. I believe one box up-scales the signal whilst another down-scales it, but then I could be making this all up. I do know the day put aside for testing this was an unequivocal nightmare of technological failure. This nightmare was repeated when, shortly before filming our second episode, the mega drive (an integral part of the show) refused to turn on. All the aforementioned considered, it is embarrassing, and not without a smidgen of irony, that the first problem was eventually fixed by turning one of the connected boxes “off and on again” and the latter issue by punching the retro console. Still, after a week or two of being held hostage by circuit boards and components, all’s well that ends well ... at least ’til next week! Bored Gamers is an hour-long weekly show on all things gaming. Tune in to see it on Latest TV at 9pm every Friday night.
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t’s the last few days in NYC. Has anyone figured out yet why any of them were there in the first place? Me neither. This week’s attempt at asserting the boys’ masculine athleticism sees them on jet skis. We appear to have run out of token American sports to play, so now we have resorted to doing something that normally would take place on an all-inclusive holiday in Bermuda. Steph is all a-glow about Stevie. She is gushing like a wayward sewage pipe. She explains to Lucy that Stevie is going to have a chat with Billie about it all and sort it out. “He would never lie,” says Steph. So, by the end of the episode, he will have lied. Small Sam’s advice to Wheeze, in the impending approach of her transatlantic separation from Alik, is to “make him a collage”. Then he orders a great big banana (split). Binky and Lucy meet up and slag off Our National Mother, Her Eminence The Statue Of Liberty. They’re all “she’s not that great”. Watch your tongues, you little madams. Will YOU ever have a 305 foot aqua-marine coloured statue erected on a private island, dedicated to YOU? Will you? I apologise on behalf of Great Britain, sweet sweet lady. Amidst the lavender, Billie awaits Stevie, who arrives wearing a linen shirt the colour of sick. He lies to her about kissing Steph. Jamie has spent $700 on a helmet that helps you not to lose hair. Let’s all take a second to mull over that, shall we …
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Steph is gushing like a wayward sewage pipe Alik and Wheeze are trying to recreate the pottery scene from Ghost, but with paint. He is all, “I can’t imagine not having you near me”, and, “you rock my world, sugar”. Hideous! Hello? What is this? Proudlock and Lucy, flirty flirty on a roof? On Mark Francis’ boat party, Wheeze goes to kiss him and he leaves her hanging. You are SUCH a bitch, MF. Don’t ever change! Stevie is now wearing a tangerine blazer, which is not an improvement on the sick coloured linen shirt from earlier. It makes him look a bit like a sad reject from ‘OK Go’! There’s a lot of banter about Jamie getting it on with Carson, but I’m not convinced it’s just banter. Just imagine – Carson with his eye tattoo, Jamie with his Peter Pan tattoo … they could take over the world! Alik carelessly informs Jamie that Lucy and Proudlock have been hooking up. Jamie is furious and so confronts them. Turns out they HAVE kissed! Not once, not twice, but thrice! Three times a lady! Now, I hate to toot my own horn, but I predicted these two would get it on. They’re the only two who actually don’t see love and relationships as a dirty poisonous game. Alik is standing at the stern of the boat with Wheeze, grabs her cheeks and says, “I love ya baby”. Everyone else gathers on the overlooking deck and cheer at the lovers. But this is a bad omen, let’s face it, seeing that they all did that to Lucy and Jamie at Christmas and then again to Binky and Alex last spring. And look where those relationships ended – in shattered yuletide dreams and adulterous fornicative orgies. Andrew’s blog can be read at drewjbullock.wordpress.com
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TUESDAY 23 I Married The Waiter: Love In The Sun ITV1, 9pm Just at the point when your text messaging affair with that chap from the holiday resort you met this summer may be on the wain, along comes this documentary to bolster hope and romance. Following British women from a range of backgrounds and ages, telling their swoony stories.
Ramsay’s Costa Del Nightmares Channel 4, 9pm No wonder Gordon always looks so haggard – with all of these nightmares it’s a wonder he gets any sleep at all! Boom! Boom! Anyway, the sweary grumpy one visits a restaurant in Fuengirola, on the Costa del Sol which is empty and dated with the kids itching to take over.
Masters Of Sex More4, 10pm The pioneers of sexual research keep on digging, whilst blurring the lines of ethical acceptability. Well, if no one’s done it before you don’t know if it’s wrong until someone tells you off! Masters treats a couple privately for infertility without disclosing his own personal relationship to them. And Libby is shaken.
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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Megan is worried. Moira lashes out after Adam is sentenced. 8.00 Long Lost Family: What Happened Next Second of three programmes in which Davina McCall and Nicky Campbell follow up nine of the most extraordinary searches in the series. This edition features three women who were determined to track down a family member, whatever the cost. Sarah Gale was reunited with her birth mother Susan, who lives in South Africa. Sarah did not tell her adoptive parents about her search, and four years on from her reunion with Susan, her two mothers meet for the very first time. 9.00 I Married The Waiter: Love In The Sun See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 FILM: State Of Play (2009) Starring Russell Crowe, Ben Affleck, Helen Mirren, Rachel McAdams, Robin Wright Penn. Political thriller about a journalist’s suspicions concerning the death of a Congressman’s mistress. He tries to uncover the truth but walks into a cover-up of huge proportions, with billions of dollars - and a political career – at stake. 12.55am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
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6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Undercover Boss Canada 11.30 Four In A Bed 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Four In A Bed 12.35 Four In A Bed 1.05 Four In A Bed 1.40 Four In A Bed 2.10 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Holly picks up the pieces and desperate Patrick turns to Maxine - but will she agree to help him? 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Dogs: Their Secret Lives Mark Evans presents this live and interactive programme that exclusively reveals the results of the online survey. Mark is joined by a panel of experts to tackle viewers’ questions using surveillance filming and the latest science. With help from the UK’s leading behaviourists, he analyses footage of what viewers’ dogs get up to. 9.00 Ramsays Costa Del Nightmares See highlights. 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Comedy version of the words and numbers quiz with host Jimmy Carr. Team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by guests Vic Reeves and Jo Brand. Adam Buxton is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 11.00 Educating The East End Series looking at life at Frederick Bremer School in Walthamstow, East London. 12.00am Pokerstars.com PCA 12.55 NFL: Hard Knocks 1.50 KOTV Boxing Weekly 2.20 The Great Scottish 3.15 Street Velodrome 4.10 British GT 4.40 Trans World Sport 5.35 Ironman
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6.00 – 6.55am Children’s television 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Little Princess 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Carolina Moon (2007) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Connie must finally decide on the best place for Darcy – will she let her stay with her father and brother? 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Meerkat Manor Documentary. 7.30 The Secret Life Of Pets Documentary series exploring the way in which we live with, care for and rely upon our pets. 8.00 James Bulger: Britain’s Worst Crimes Documentary. The mother of two-year-old James Bulger reflects on the murder of her son by young friends Jon Venables and Robert Thompson in 1993. 9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Drama series. Gene Simmons, bassist and co-founder of the hard rock band KISS, becomes a suspect in the case of a groupie found dead in the back of a limo. 10.00 Secrets And Lies Australian drama series focusing on a family man whose unremarkable life is turned upside down when he stumbles across the body of a small boy during his morning run. 11.00 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Police drama series. 11.55 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Police drama series. 12.40am True Crimes: The First 72 Hours 1.05 SuperCasino 3.10 Once Upon A Time 4.00 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 4.20 HouseBusters 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle
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7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Free Speech 9.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 10.00 Bad Education 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy 11.25 Family Guy 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am American Dad! 12.30 Bad Education 1.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 2.00 Free Speech 3.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 5.30 Close
7.30pm Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 World War I At Home 8.30 Secret Life Of Books 9.00 Hurricanes And Heatwaves: Highs And Lows Of British Weather 10.00 Magnificent Machines: The Golden Age Of The British Sports Car 11.00 Yellowstone 12.00am Natural World: Grizzlies Of Alaska
11.25am The Millionaire Matchmaker 12.15pm Emmerdale 12.50 Coronation Street (x2) 1.50 Jeremy Kyle (x3) 5.05 Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills (x2) 7.00 FILM: Despicable Me (2010) 9.00 Tricked 10.00 FILM: Keith Lemon: The Film (2012) 11.50 Celebrity Juice 12.35am Two And A Half Men (x4)
1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 The Royal 3.05 The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes 4.20 Barbara 4.50 Never The Twain 5.25 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Trial And Retribution 11.00 William And Mary 12.05am The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes
4.00pm The Tomorrow People 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 8.30 How I Met Your Mother 9.00 New Girl 9.30 The Mindy Project 10.00 Tattoos After Dark (x2) 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Almost Royal
12.55pm Time Team 2.00 Come Dine With Me (x4) 4.10 Shipping Wars 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away (x2) 6.50 Couples Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Building The Dream 10.00 Masters Of Sex. See highlights. 11.15 Gogglebox 12.25am Couples Come Dine With Me
11.00am King And Country (1964) 12.45pm An Inspector Calls (1954) 2.20 The Andromeda Strain (1971) 4.55 Drums Along The Mohawk (1939) 7.00 Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984) 9.00 The Three Musketeers (2011) 11.10 Neighboring Sounds (2012) 1.45am Wish You Were Here (1987) 3.45 Close
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WEDNESDAY 24 The Great British Bake Off BBC1, 8pm It’s all about the dough – again! The hopeful bakers are charged with the task of making enriched sweet fruit loaves for their signature challenge. Yum! Then the technical challenge pushes them to cross bread with pastry and create some rather tasty Eastern European delights. Mel and Sue will be in smelly heaven.
The Men With Many Wives Channel 4, 10pm Permitted under Sharia law, even if it is illegal under British law, polygamy has always been an intriguing idea. This documentary estimates that there are as many as 20,000 polygamous marriages amongst British Muslims, and considers what it is that drives the search for another wife. Is it desire or tradition?
Oh You Pretty Things: The Story Of Music And Fashion BBC4, 9pm From the British Invasion of the 1960s, to Cool Brittania, and more recently too – there’s been a connection between British music and fashion that we’ve rather enjoyed sharing with the world. Lauren Laverne narrates this documentary tripping from punk to Mary Quant.
¸ terrestrial 6.00am Latest Homes Live 8.00 Best of Brighton Lights 8.30 Mike Mendoza’s Adur & Worthing Show 9.00 The Vote 9.30 Cook It! 10.00 Latest Homes Live 12.00pm Brighton Lights 12.30 Mike Mendoza’s Adur & Worthing Show 1.00 The Vote 1.30 Cook It! 2.00 International Chef Exchange 3.00 Latest Homes Live 5.00 International Chef Exchange 6.00 News The latest local news plus national updates. 6.30 PostFeature All the latest movie news, reviews and previews. 7.00 Brighton Lights Entertainment show with Guy Lloyd and Lynn Ruth Miller 7.30 News The latest local news plus national updates. 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics and the upcoming key elections for our future. Expect heated debates as Brighton decides on Latest TV! 8.30 Latest Homes Live Daily property show with all the homes for sale and to let in the area, as well as iconic buildings, local history and architecture, and finance tips. 10.30 News The latest local news plus national updates. 11.00 Memories of Meadowlands 12.00am News 12.30 PostFeature 1.00 Brighton Lights 1.30 News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Latest Homes Live 4.30 News 5.00 Memories of Meadowlands
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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Saints And Scroungers 11.45 Caught Red Handed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Perfection 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 A Taste Of Britain 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 The Great British Bake Off See highlights. 9.00 Our Zoo Drama series based on the true story of the Mottershead family who, in the face of staunch opposition and huge personal sacrifice, founded Chester Zoo in the 1930s. When Adam the bear escapes, George is badly injured in the process of retrieving him. Dr Ford treats his injuries, but June is disturbed to learn how close her father was to death. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 A Question Of Sport Sue Barker is joined by regular team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell for the light-hearted sports quiz. Their guests are England cricketer Steve Harmison, world squash champion Nick Matthew, football pundit Mark Bright and European hurdles champion Eilidh Child. 11.05 The League Cup Show Action from the League Cup presented by Manish Bhasin. 12.10am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.15 BBC News
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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Saints And Scroungers 7.45 Caught Red Handed 8.15 Animal Saints And Sinners 9.00 Coast 10.00 Horizon: Inside The Dark Web 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm The Daily Politics 1.00 Lifeline 1.10 Coast 1.30 Celebrity MasterChef 2.15 Ready Steady Cook 3.00 The Life Of Mammals 4.00 Great British Railway Journeys 4.30 Pressure Pad 5.15 Flog It! 5.55 Party Political Broadcast By The Labour Party 6.00 Two Tribes Richard Osman presents the fast-paced quiz show. 6.30 Eggheads General knowledge quiz show where a team of challengers take on arguably the greatest quiz team in Britain. 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Celebrities join the Antiques Road Show for a treasure hunting trip across the UK. 8.00 The Long Shadow Tracing the legacy of the Great War through a hundred years and ten different countries, historian David Reynolds examines how the war haunted the generation who lived through it and shaped the peace that followed. 9.00 Terror At The Mall 10.00 The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice Sister series to The Great British Bake Off, in which Jo Brand is joined by three celebrity fans to take a look at the most recent episode, with interviews and unseen footage. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.20 Today At Conference Conference highlights. 12.50am The Motorway: Life In The Fast Lane 1.20 Sign Zone: Who Do You Think You Are? 1.50 Sign Zone: Doctor Who 4.00 Poland Stories - Primary 5.00 In My Shoes Plus: Germany 5.20 William Whiskerson 5.30 Virtually There
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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4.00 Who’s Doing The Dishes? 5.00 The Chase
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Declan reaches a crossroads. 7.30 Coronation Street Eileen is torn between her sons. 8.00 Celebrity Squares Warwick Davis hosts the classic comedy game show. Two contestants play a giant version of noughts and crosses. This week, Warwick is joined by Keith Lemon, Andrew Flintoff, Denise Lewis, Antony Cotton, Kaye Adams, Nadia Sawalha, Andrea McLean, Rob Beckett and Hal Cruttenden, as well as resident comedians Tim Vine and Joe Wilkinson. 9.00 Scott & Bailey Drama seriesr. After promising that the chaos of her personal life was behind her, Rachel is torn when she discovers that her mother’s new boyfriend is a violent domestic abuser. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 On Assignment Rageh Omaar presents the series in which ITV News journalists contribute in-depth reports from around the world on the stories behind the headlines. 11.10 Through The Keyhole Join Keith Lemon as he snoops around the homes of mystery celebrities. 12.10am The Undriveables 12.40 Jackpot247 2.30 FILM: State Of Play (2009) 4.35 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
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6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Undercover Boss Canada 11.30 Four In A Bed 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Four In A Bed 12.35 Four In A Bed 1.05 Four In A Bed 1.40 Four In A Bed 2.10 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Maxine realises she’s made a terrible mistake. Carmel decides to do things her way but ends up reeling about what she finds. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Double Your House For Half The Money In the pretty village of Bow Brickhill, near Milton Keynes, Sarah meets Russell and Karmel, who desperately need more space and want to convert their tiny two bed chocolate box cottage into a bigger house. 9.00 Grand Designs Series following bold housing projects. Patrick Bradley, a young farmer and architect, has come up with a £100k house design the like of which has never been seen before in his native Northern Ireland. It’s to be built out of four 45-foot shipping containers, welded together to form a giant cross and cantilevered over the top of a stream at a beautiful secluded spot on the family farm. 10.00 The Men With Many Wives See highlights. 11.00 999: What’s Your Emergency? Documentary series following the emergency services. 12.00am MUSIC ON 4: Four To The Floor 12.30 FILM: Adam And Paul (2003) 2.00 FILM: The Lady Vanishes (1979) 3.40 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses 4.40 Simply Italian 5.05 Deal Or No Deal
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6.00 – 6.55am Children’s television 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Little Princess 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Britain’s Craziest Commutes 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Defending Our Kids: The Julie Posey Story (2003) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away With Heath gone, Phoebe and Brax battle it out for his flat. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Police Interceptors Documentary series profiling the work of a high-speed police interception unit in South Yorkshire. 8.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary series about Britain’s feuding neighbours, using CCTV footage and material from victims’ own cameras. Thie first episode of the new series. 9.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away Documentary series revealing the work of bailiffs and repossession agents. In this episode, Brian and Graham have been warned to expect trouble as they evict some tenants, one of whom has a reputation for violence. 10.00 Wentworth Prison Australian drama series set in a women’s prison. Bea suspects three new inmates of being behind an attempt to kill her by the Holt family. 11.00 Age Gap Love: He’s 70, She’s 38 Last of a two-part documentary series featuring people from the UK and USA in relationships with much younger partners. 12.00am NCIS 12.45 True Crimes: The First 72 Hours 1.10 SuperCasino 3.10 Once Upon A Time 4.00 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 4.20 HouseBusters 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle
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7.00pm World’s Craziest Fools (x2) 8.00 Traffic Cops 9.00 Live At The Apollo (x2) 10.00 Life And Death Row 11.25 Family Guy 11.45 Family Guy 12.05am American Dad! (x2) 12.50 Bad Education 1.20 The Truth About Skunk 2.15 World’s Craziest Fools 2.45 Josh 3.00 The Truth About Skunk 5.30 Close
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 Britain On Film 8.30 The Wonder Of Animals 9.00 Oh You Pretty Things: The Story Of Music And Fashion. See highlights. 10.00 Versailles: The Dream Of A King 11.00 British Art At War: Bomberg, Sickert And Nash 12.00am Byzantium
12.15pm Emmerdale 1.20 You’ve Been Framed! 1.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.05 The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills (x2) 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 FILM: Evan Almighty (2007) 10.00 The Job Lot 10.30 Plebs (x2) 11.35 Release The Hounds 12.35am Two And A Half Men (x3) 1.45 Dads
1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 The Royal 3.05 The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes 4.15 Barbara 4.50 Never The Twain 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Wycliffe 9.00 Long Lost Family 10.00 City Lights 11.00 William And Mary 12.05am The Specsavers Crime Thriller Club
3.00pm Melissa & Joey 3.30 Rules Of Engagement 4.00 The Tomorrow People 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 FILM: The Karate Kid (2010) 10.50 Glue 11.55 The Big Bang Theory 12.25am The Big Bang Theory
4.10pm Shipping Wars 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away (x2) 6.50 Couples Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Treasures Decoded 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 11.05 Was It Something I Said? 11.40 Gogglebox 12.45am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
11.00am Murphy’s War (1971) 1.10pm The Ladykillers (1955) 3.00 Hombre (1967) 5.10 The Black Arrow (1948) 6.40 Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986) 9.00 He’s Just Not That Into You (2008) 11.30 Top Gun (1986) 1.40am Fish Story (2009) 4.00 Close
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THURSDAY 25 Chasing Shadows ITV1, 9pm Everyone loves a confession. Especially when it’s to a really savage series of murders – nice ’n’ tidy. Even Sean’s pretty chuffed, and he thinks he’s found the third victim from this particular self-confessed convicted killer. Except there seem to be inconsistencies. Is the man in prison innocent?
Dallas Channel Five, 10pm It’s time for a wedding at Southfork – yee hah! John Ross and Pamela prepare to walk down the aisle, looking like butter wouldn’t melt. Bless. Thing is, Sue Ellen knows her boy’s a rotter and her heart goes out to the bride. She’s been there, bought the t-shirt and got the AA tokens to prove it.
Don’t Drop The Baby BBC3, 9pm Oh, men! Aren’t they just silly billies when it comes to childcare? Hopefully this isn’t quite as condescending as the premise implies, as midwives are called in to help dads-to-be come to terms with the practicalities of parenting. This week it’s bloodphobic Jay and inappropriate motor mouth Digger in need.
¸ terrestrial 6.00am Latest Homes Live 8.00 Brighton Lights 8.30 Mike Mendoza’s Adur & Worthing Show 9.00 The Vote 9.30 Cook It! 10.00 Latest Homes Live 12.00pm Brighton Lights 12.30 PostFeature 1.00 The Vote 1.30 Cook It! 2.00 International Chef Exchange 3.00 Latest Homes Live 5.00 What The Waffle 6.00 News The latest local news plus national updates. 6.30 Latest Sports Preview 7.00 Brighton Lights Entertainment show with Guy Lloyd and Lynn Ruth Miller 7.30 Albion Night A night at the Albion to catch all the action with the Latest Sport team. 10.30 News The latest local news plus national updates. 11.00 Bowlegs Music sessions from the best bands. 11.30 What The Waffle Unclassifiable stuff from Richard Shayler and Jessica Kellgren Hayes. 12.00am News 12.30 Latest Sports Preview 1.00 Brighton Lights 1.30 Albion Night 4.30 News 5.00 Bowlegs 5.30 What The Waffle
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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Saints And Scroungers 11.45 Caught Red Handed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Perfection 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 A Taste Of Britain 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. 7.30 EastEnders Sharon tries to build some bridges to save her relationship, but will it change Phil’s feelings? 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Your Home In Their Hands MASSIVE palms. 9.00 Who Do You Think You Are? Celebrity genealogy series. Presenter and DJ Reggie Yates grew up knowing very little about his father’s side of the family. Reggie sets out on the trail of his grandfather, Harry Philip Yates. His journey takes him to Ghana, where he unravels a complex family history where Ghanaian culture and British colonialism collide. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Question Time Topical debate with a panel of prominent public figures and an invited audience, chaired by David Dimbleby. 11.35 This Week A political review of the week presented by Andrew Neil, with Michael Portillo and guests. 12.20am Holiday Weatherview 12.25 BBC News
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6.05am Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Saints And Scroungers 7.50 Caught Red Handed 8.20 Animal Saints And Sinners 9.05 Escape To The Continent 9.35 Escape To The Continent 10.05 Gardeners’ World 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm The Daily Politics 1.00 Fred Dibnah’s World Of Steam, Steel And Stone 1.30 Cash In The Attic 2.00 Golf 4.00 Great British Railway Journeys 4.30 Pressure Pad 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Two Tribes Richard Osman presents the fast-paced quiz show where what contestants have in common is just as important as their general knowledge. 6.30 Eggheads General knowledge quiz show where a team of challengers take on arguably the greatest quiz team in Britain. 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Celebrities join the Antiques Road Show for a treasure hunting trip across the UK. 8.00 Jungle Atlantis Deep in the jungle, archaeologists discover a sophisticated network of houses, monasteries, roads and canals – the forgotten world of Angkor’s greatest ever king. 9.00 Marvellous Marvellous is the true story of a life lived to the full, a man once labelled with 'learning difficulties' whose life defies limitations. Starring Toby Jones. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Kirsty Wark. 11.20 This World International investigative documentary series. 12.20am Traders: Millions By The Minute 1.20 Sign Zone: Panorama Panorama. 4.00 Speaking Sport 4.30 Acting Around Words 5.00 Virtually There 5.30 Virtually There
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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4.00 Who’s Doing The Dishes? 5.00 The Chase
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale The trip away is not a relaxing break for Charity. 7.30 Back Door Britain: Tonight Britain is facing a crisis on one of its busiest borders. It is estimated that 1,500 migrants are massing in Calais, all determined to reach the UK.As tensions grow between the British and French authorities, Ranvir Singh investigates what is being done to stop the flow of migrants. 8.00 Emmerdale Declan is unwavering. 8.30 Paul O’Grady: For The Love Of Dogs Paul O’Grady’s series continues as he follows his heart straight back to Battersea Dogs and Cats Home. In this episode, Paul meets Pepi the shih-tzu, who is in his twilight years and whose health is failing. 9.00 Chasing Shadows See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Sunday Night At The Palladium Jason Manford hosts the second show of the revived series. 11.40 River Monsters Extreme angler Jeremy Wade travels to Florida, one of America’s prime tourist hotspots, to follow up stories of deadly attacks by monster fish. 12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 Back Door Britain: Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
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6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Undercover Boss Canada 11.30 Four In A Bed 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Four In A Bed 12.35 Four In A Bed 1.05 Four In A Bed 1.40 Four In A Bed 2.10 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks The McQueens’ plan for revenge has dramatic and dangerous consequences. Sinead pleads with Ste to get help. Darren launches a vendetta against the O’Connor family. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer present a series offering advice on buying a new home. 9.00 Educating The East End Fly-on-the-wall documentary series following life at Frederick Bremer School in Walthamstow, East London. Headteacher Ms Smith, English teacher Mr Bispham and deputy head Miss Hillman try to engage with the kids and help them leave their sometimes unsettling troubles at the gates. Hazel is a non-teaching pastoral support worker at Frederick Bremer and is the first port of call when pupils are sent out of the classroom. 10.00 Ramsays Costa Del Nightmares Repeat from Tuesday. 11.05 Bouncers Reality series looking at the lives of door staff. 12.00am Embarrassing Bodies Down Under 1.00 One Born Every Minute USA 1.55 The Men With Many Wives 2.50 Operation Maneater 3.45 Dogs: Their Secret Lives 4.40 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses 5.35 Simply Italian
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6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Little Princess 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Storage: Flog The Lot! 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Killer Instinct: From The Files Of Agent Candice DeLong (2003) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Matt’s plan to score some more free time during school hours backfires. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Gadget Show Actionpacked consumer show showcasing the latest tech presented by Ortis Deley, Jason Bradbury, Jon Bentley and new girl - Olympic skeleton champion Amy Williams. 8.00 Armed And Dangerous: Caught On Camera Documentary series. Journalist Nick Wallis joins police forces on the road and in the air to reveal how CCTV and technological advances are helping to ensure convictions. 9.00 Never Teach Your Wife To Drive Documentary following three British couples during one of the most stressful tests of their relationships. All the restraints of normal polite behaviour are jettisoned as wives take to the wheel under the instruction of their nearest and dearest. Will they each get as far as the driving test? 10.00 Dallas See highlights. 11.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away Documentary series revealing the work of bailiffs and repossession agents. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Once Upon A Time 4.00 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 4.20 HouseBusters 4.45 House Doctor 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle
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7.00pm Snog Marry Avoid? 7.30 Snog Marry Avoid? 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Don’t Drop The Baby. See highlights. 10.00 Bluestone 42 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy 11.25 Family Guy 11.45 Family Guy 12.10am Family Guy 12.35 Don’t Drop The Baby 1.30 Don’t Tell The Bride
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1979 8.00 The Bridge: Fifty Years Across The Forth 9.00 Do We Really Need The Moon? 10.00 Lost Kingdoms Of Central America 11.00 British Gardens In Time 12.00am Top Of The Pops: 1979 12.40 World War I At Home 1.10 The Secret Life Of Books
12.50pm Coronation Street 1.20 You’ve Been Framed! 1.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.05 The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills (x2) 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Best Of You’ve Been Framed! 9.00 Bad Bridesmaid 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 Plebs (x2) 11.50 Tricked 12.50am Two And A Half Men (x3)
1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 The Royal 3.05 The Return Of Sherlock Holmes 4.15 Barbara 4.50 Never The Twain 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Wycliffe 9.00 Martin Clunes & A Lion Called Mugie 10.00 Blue Murder 11.35 William And Mary 12.40am The Return Of Sherlock Holmes
4.00pm The Tomorrow People 5.00 How I Met Your Mother 6.00 The Big Bang Theory 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 Suburgatory 9.30 2 Broke Girls 10.00 The Inbetweeners 10.35 The IT Crowd 11.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am New Girl
11.50pm Time Team 2.00 Come Dine With Me (x4) 4.10 Shipping Wars 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away (x2) 6.50 Couples Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 10.00 Embarrassing Bodies 11.05 Gogglebox (x2) 1.20am A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away
11.00am Wadjda (2012) 1.05pm Battle Cry (1955) 4.00 The Devil At 4 O’Clock (1961) 6.35 Charlotte Gray (2001) 8.55 20,000 Days On Earth Interview Special 9.00 Transporter 3 (2008) 11.05 The Change-Up (2011) 1.15am Close My Eyes (1990) 3.35 Close
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FRIDAY 26 Unreported World Channel 4, 7.30pm Reporter Shaunagh Connaire and director Wael Dabbous take a look at the Ebola outbreak devastating Sierra Leone - so far, it’s claimed nearly 2,000 lives and predictions suggest it could ultimately infect more than 20,000 people. This ain’t no laughing matter – Unreported World meets those battling the vicious virus.
Would I Lie To You? BBC1, 8.30pm How well do we know the real lives behind the funny faces? Rob Brydon hosts the eighth series of the comedy panel show where celebrity guests reveal amazing stories about themselves – some are true, and some are not, but which are which? The aim of the game is to fool the opposition ... sneaky sneaky!
Family Guy BBC3, 11.25pm Peter Griffin has never been known as the brightest tool in the shed, but some things get him scratching his head and asking a great big: “how come?” Like how opposing teams continue to thank God after defeating the New England Patriots. Who’s side is the big chap really on? We feel a quest coming on.
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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Saints And Scroungers 11.45 Caught Red Handed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Perfection 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 A Taste Of Britain 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless
6.00am Latest Homes Live 8.00 Brighton Lights 8.30 Best of Brighton Lights 9.00 The Vote 9.30 Cook It! 10.00 Latest Homes Live 12.00pm Albion Night 3.00 Latest Homes Live 5.00 Cook It! 5.30 The Vote
6.00 News The latest local news plus national updates. 6.30 Newspapers 7.00 Brighton Lights Entertainment show with Guy Lloyd and Lynn Ruth Miller 7.30 News The latest local news plus national updates. 8.00 Bowlegs Music sessions from the best bands. 8.30 Behind the Scenes of Latest TV 9.00 Bored Gamers Games, games, games! 10.00 Modern Toss 10.30 News The latest local news plus national updates. 11.00 Bored Gamers Games, games, games! 12.00am News 12.30 Newspapers 1.00 Brighton Lights 1.30 News 2.00 Bowlegs 2.30 Behind the Scenes of Latest TV 3.00 Bored Gamers 4.00 Modern Toss 4.30 News 5.00 Bored Gamers
6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Presented by Chris Evans and Alex Jones. 7.30 A Question Of Sport Lighthearted sports quiz, with Sue Barker asking the questions to team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders It is Phil and Sharon’s wedding and secrets and lies come to a head. 8.30 Would I Lie To You? See highlights. 9.00 Strictly Come Dancing Celebrities pair up with professional dancers. Hosted by Bruce Forsyth and Tess Daly. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton is joined by Oscarwinning actor Denzel Washington, starring in new movie The Equalizer; the acclaimed new Doctor Who, Peter Capaldi; actress Gemma Arterton; and hot new singer-songwriter George Ezra, who performs Blame It On Me. 11.25 Live At The Apollo Series of cutting-edge stand-up comedy recorded at the Hammersmith Apollo. 12.10am EastEnders A chance to catch up on the week’s drama in Albert Square. 2.05 Weather For The Week Ahead 2.10 BBC News
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6.05am Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Saints And Scroungers 7.50 Caught Red Handed 8.20 Animal Saints And Sinners 9.05 Super Senses: The Secret Power Of Animals 10.05 First Time On The Front Line 10.35 The Travel Show 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm The Daily Politics 1.00 Fred Dibnah’s World Of Steam, Steel And Stone 1.30 Celebrity MasterChef 2.15 Ready Steady Cook 3.00 The Life Of Mammals 4.00 Great British Railway Journeys 4.30 Pressure Pad 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Two Tribes Richard Osman presents the fast-paced quiz show where what contestants have in common is just as important as their general knowledge. 6.30 Eggheads General knowledge quiz show where a team of challengers take on arguably the greatest quiz team in Britain. 7.00 Mastermind Four contestants are interrogated on a chosen subject, plus a general knowledge round, in the famous black chair, to compete for the grand title of Mastermind. 7.30 Lorraine Pascale: How To Be A Better Cook 8.00 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine. 8.30 Golf: Ryder Cup Hazel Irvine introduces highlights of day one of the Ryder Cup from Gleneagles, as Europe takes on the USA in one of sport’s most compelling contests. 10.00 Mock The Week Dara O Briain hosts the topical panel show as guests take a satirical swipe at the week’s news. 10.30 Newsnight 11.05 Later... With Jools Holland Jools Holland’s iconic music programme - live sessions from contemporary and classic artists. 12.05am FILM: The Lives Of Others (2006) Award-winning political thriller set in 1980s East Germany. 2.15 Sign Zone: Question Time
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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale News spreads to the village. Sandy is shocked to learn the truth about Edna’s past. 7.30 Coronation Street Deluded Neil makes a stand. Can Jason accept Todd’s new home? 8.00 Gino’s Italian Escape: A Taste Of The Sun Gino D’Acampo is in north western Italy visiting the picturesque region of Liguria. His first stop is the pretty coastal town of Camogli, where he meets a family who make a living from pescaturismo - or fishing tourism. They take him out to sea to experience what life is like for the local fishermen. 8.30 Coronation Street Neil puts Andrea in danger. Has Kylie found an escape? Todd causes more upset. 9.00 The X Factor Dermot O’Leary kicks off a special triple bill weekend of X Factor shows as this year’s Boot Camp stage gets under way. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 The Job Lot Sitcom set in a job centre. The staff at Brownall Job Centre are recovering from a night out celebrating Trish’s divorce. 11.10 FILM: National Lampoon’s Animal House (1978) Hit comedy set on an American college campus in the early 60s. 1.10am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.45 ITV Nightscreen
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6.00am Countdown 6.40 Will And Grace 7.05 The King Of Queens 7.30 The King Of Queens 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.20 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.50 Frasier 9.20 Frasier 9.50 Undercover Boss Canada 10.50 Four In A Bed 11.25 Four In A Bed 11.55 Channel 4 News Summary 12.00pm Four In A Bed 12.30 Four In A Bed 1.00 Four In A Bed 1.30 Channel 4 Racing 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Finn gets a shock when someone close comes to visit. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 Unreported World See highlights. 8.00 The Million Pound Drop Davina McCall hosts the game show in which contestants are given a million pounds at the start of the show but then face seven questions in order to hold on to the cash. 9.00 Gogglebox TV fanatics open up their living rooms to reveal their reactions to popular shows. 10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Comic Alan Carr hosts his own chat show with guests Lionel Richie, Nick Grimshaw, Jessie J and Ella Eyre. 11.05 Jon Richardson Grows Up Jon Richardson embarks on a journey to learn what it takes to be a happy adult as he gets to grips with mortgages, marriage and parenthood. In the second of three episodes, Jon looks at money - does it correlate to happiness and how much of the stuff do you need to be a happy grown up? 12.10am FILM: Into The Wild (2007) True-life drama about a graduate who abandons comfortable middle-class life to eschew the shackles of modernity. 2.35 Anna & Katy 3.00 The Inbetweeners USA 3.25 Very Important People 3.50 FILM: Hallo Panda 4.20 FILM: Sailor Beware! (1956)
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7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes 8.00 Don’t Drop The Baby. See highlights. 9.00 Sun, Sex & Suspicious Parents 10.00 Some Girls 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Vodka Diaries 11.25 Family Guy (x3) 12.35am Bad Education 1.05 Siblings (x3) 2.35 Vodka Diaries 3.00 Some Girls 3.30 Parents’ Evening
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Proms Chamber Music 8.00 Sound Of Cinema: The Music That Made The Movies 9.00 Ziggy Stardust And The Spiders From Mars 10.25 Queen: The Legendary 1975 Concert 11.15 TOTP2 12.00am Oh You Pretty Things: The Story Of Music And Fashion
1.20pm You’ve Been Framed! 1.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.05 The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills (x2) 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! 7.30 Funniest Ever You’ve Been Framed! Family Special 8.10 FILM: Johnny English (2003) 10.00 The Xtra Factor 10.30 FILM: Keith Lemon: The Film (2012) 12.15am The X Factor
11.55am Wycliffe 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 The Royal 3.05 The Return Of Sherlock Holmes 4.15 Barbara 4.50 Never The Twain 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Lewis 10.00 Blue Murder 11.35 William And Mary 12.40am FILM: The Young Ones (1962)
3.00pm Melissa & Joey 3.30 Rules Of Engagement 4.00 Tomorrow People 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Suburgatory 8.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 9.00 FILM: Get Him To The Greek (2010) 11.15 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.45am Tattoos After Dark
12.20pm A Place In The Sun 12.55 Time Team 2.00 Come Dine With Me (x4) 4.10 A Place In The Sun 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away (x2) 6.50 Couples Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: Patriot Games (1992) 11.20 Father Ted (x3) 12.55am Couples Come Dine With Me
11.00am Never So Few (1959) 1.30pm Operation Petticoat (1959) 3.55 Bear Island (1980) 6.15 Transformers (2007) 9.00 Taken (2008) 10.50 28 Days Later (2002) 1.05am Semi-Pro (2008) 3.05 Close
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SATURDAY 27 Golf: Ryder Cup BBC2, 8.30pm It’s that time of year, when you create the perfect nest in front of the telly to watch the most important small white ball fly through the air and change lives. Maybe not change lives, but certainly have the potential to affect sporting history. Hazel Irvine hosts the highlights from day one at Gleneagles.
Doctor Who BBC1, 8.30pm What’s the most terrifying time in the universe? Clearly, it’s when your friends meet your new boyfriend. Hold on Clara! Scary events threaten Coal Hill School, leading the Doctor to go undercover in Clara’s place of work. Which also means that he’s going to meet the actual currenttime Danny Pink. Hold on...
Crimes Of Passion BBC4, 9pm The evenings are drawing in, blankets are being stowed on the backs of sofas for late night cosy viewing, and Swedish crime drama is top of our agenda yet again. They do have the best jumpers. They also have some classic tales, not least these ones – based on the crime novels of Maria Lang.
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6.00 Behind the Scenes of Latest TV Your chance to take a sneaky peek at behind the scenes action from the TV studios and meet the Latest TV team. 6.30 Bowlegs Music sessions from the best bands. 7.00 Brighton Lights Entertainment show with Guy Lloyd and Lynn Ruth Miller 7.30 News The latest local news plus national updates. 8.00 You Make It, We show It From shorts to Spielberg-esque feats of filmmaking, send in your films and Latest TV will broadcast them! 8.30 Wrestling 9.30 At The Amex 10.30 News The latest local news plus national updates. 11.00 At The Amex 12.00am Behind the Scenes of Latest TV 12.30 Bowlegs 1.00 Brighton Lights 1.30 News 2.00 You Make It, We Show It 2.30 Wrestling 3.30 At The Amex 4.30 News 5.00 At The Amex
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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 Football Focus 12.50 Saturday Sportsday 1.00 Sailing: World Championship Highlights 2.00 Cycling: Road World Championships 2014 4.00 Final Score 5.20 Celebrity Mastermind 5.50 BBC News 6.00 South East Today 6.10 Pointless Celebrities Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman present a special celebrity theatre edition of the quiz that rewards the answers that no-one else could think of. Featuring Simon Callow and Imogen Stubbs, Lysette Anthony and Christopher Timothy, Gwen Taylor and Keith Barron and Claire Sweeney and Simon Shepherd. 7.00 Strictly Come Dancing Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman present the weekend’s second live show as nine more celebrities take to the dance floor for their debut. The judges cannot wait to critique the talent and by the end of the night viewers will know who has the potential to go far in the competition and who will be in trouble. 8.30 Doctor Who See highlights. 9.15 Casualty Robyn challenges herself at a wedding disaster, Lofty helps an abused woman speak out and Max gives advice to an unhappy teenager. 10.05 The National Lottery Live Numbers, numbers, numbers. 10.15 BBC News 10.30 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker introduces highlights of the day’s eight Premier League fixtures, including two derby matches. 12.05am The Football League Show 1.25 Weather For The Week 1.30 BBC News
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6.15am FILM: Magnificent Doll (1946) 7.45 FILM: The Island At The Top Of The World (1974) 9.15 The Trials Of Life 10.10 The Trials Of Life 11.00 Map Man 11.30 South Africa Walks 12.00pm Fred Astaire & Ginger Rogers: Talking Pictures 12.50 FILM: Swing Time (1936) 2.30 FILM: Strictly Ballroom (1992) 4.00 Cycling: Road World Championships 5.00 £100k House: Tricks Of The Trade 6.00 Restoring England’s Heritage John Sergeant visits some of the region’s best-loved and most at-risk buildings to find out how they can be saved. He goes to the Bawdsey Radar Station in Suffolk to see how it has fared ten years after it just missed out on winning a spot on the BBC’s Restoration programme, to see if the local community has managed to secure its future. 6.30 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine. As well as catching up with various tasks at Longmeadow, Monty Don meets world-renowned garden designer, Piet Oudolf, at his latest creation in Somerset. 7.00 Flog It! Trade Secrets Shh!!! 7.30 Hilary Mantel: Case Histories Case Histories are not histories of cases. Lesson learned. 8.00 Dad’s Army Classic wartime sitcom. Corporal Jones loses the money that has been raised to provide a new canteen for the servicemen. 8.30 Golf: Ryder Cup See highlights. 10.30 FILM: Margin Call (2011) Starring Kevin Spacey, Demi Moore, Zachary Quinto, Paul Bettany, Jeremy Irons, Penn Badgley, Simon Bakeri. American thriller. Two young employees of an insurance company discover that the company is heading towards financial disaster. 12.10am TOTP 2 1.10 FILM: X: The Unknown (1956)
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6.00am Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge 6.25 Pat & Stan 6.35 Pat & Stan 6.40 Dino Dan 6.50 Dino Dan 7.05 Canimals 7.10 Canimals 7.20 Om Nom Stories 7.25 Sooty 7.40 Mr Bean 7.55 The Matt Hatter Chronicles 8.15 Nerds & Monsters 8.30 The Munch Box 9.25 The Hungry Sailors 10.25 Murder, She Wrote 11.25 ITV News & Weather 11.30 FILM: The Mirror Crack’d (1980) 1.35pm The X Factor 2.35 FILM: Field Of Dreams (1989) 4.30 The X Factor 5.35 Off Their Rockers 6.05 ITV News Meridian 6.15 ITV News; Weather 6.30 New You’ve Been Framed! Comedian Harry Hill introduces a brand new run of the nation’s favourite home video show, with an all new look and features. 7.00 The Chase: Celebrity Special Bradley Walsh hosts another celebrity edition of the hit quiz show. Contestants this time are Emmerdale’s Natalie Anderson, actress Patsy Kensit, journalist and television presenter Esther Rantzen and singer and songwriter Brian McFadden. 8.00 The X Factor Dermot hosts, Simon smarms, Louis looks on, Mel B chuckles and Cheryl glowers. It’s Boot Camp time! 9.20 Through The Keyhole Join Keith Lemon as he snoops around the homes of mystery celebrities. This week’s guests are Coronation Street actor Craig Charles, presenter and DJ Fearne Cotton and radio and TV presenter Dave Berry. 10.20 ITV News; Weather 10.35 FILM: Shaun Of The Dead (2004) Starring Simon Pegg, Kate Ashfield, Bill Nighy, Nick Frost, Lucy Davis, Dylan Moranl. Zombie-filled romantic comedy. 12.25am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen
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6.10am How I Met Your Mother 6.35 Trans World Sport 7.30 Mobil 1 The Grid 7.55 The Morning Line 9.00 Weekend Kitchen With Waitrose 10.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.30 Frasier 11.00 Frasier 11.30 The Big Bang Theory 12.00pm The Big Bang Theory 12.30 The Simpsons 1.00 Gadget Man 1.30 Channel 4 Racing 4.10 Come Dine With Me 4.40 Come Dine With Me 5.10 Come Dine With Me 5.45 Come Dine With Me 6.15 Come Dine With Me Cookery-based competition. 6.45 Channel 4 News 7.15 Double Your House For Half The Money Sarah Beeny helps people to achieve their property dreams without breaking the bank. In the pretty village of Bow Brickhill, near Milton Keynes, Sarah meets Russell and Karmel, who desperately need more space and want to convert their tiny two bed chocolate box cottage into a bigger house. 8.10 Grand Designs Series following bold housing projects. Patrick Bradley, a young farmer and architect, has come up with a £100k house design the like of which has never been seen before in his native Northern Ireland. It’s to be built out of four 45-foot shipping containers. 9.15 FILM: End Of Watch (2012) Starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Michael Pena, Natalie Martinez, Anna Kendrick. US police drama, shot in a documentary style. Two LAPD officers find themselves in over their heads when they are inadvertently dragged into a drug dealing ring. 11.25 Rude Tube Alex Zane presents a top 50 countdown of the latest and greatest internet clips from the World of Fail. 12.25am Alan Carr: Chatty Man 1.20 FILM: Hot Rod (2007) 2.50 Homeland 3.40 Hollyoaks Omnibus 5.50 NFL: Rush Zone
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6.00 – 7.25am Children’s television 7.25 Make Way For Noddy 7.40 City Of Friends 8.00 Little Princess 8.10 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.30 Wanda And The Alien 8.45 Rupert Bear 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 Jelly Jamm 9.30 LazyTown 10.00 Access 10.10 Never Teach Your Wife To Drive 11.10 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 12.10pm Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 1.10 Storage: Flog The Lot! 2.15 FILM: Cromwell (1970) 5.00 FILM: The Long Ships (1964) 7.30 5 News Weekend 7.35 World War II In Colour Documentary telling the full story of World War II with the aid of rare and unseen archive footage, recently released official documents and modern techniques of colouring and satellite mapping. After the retreat from Dunkirk, Churchill rallied Britain in its darkest hour. 8.30 FILM: The Patriot (2000) Starring Mel Gibson, Tcheky Karyo, Heath Ledger, Joely Richardson, Rene Auberjonois, Jason Isaacs. American Revolution drama in which a widowed farmer forms a regiment of Carolina patriots, whose guerrilla tactics prove pivotal to the US war effort. He has a brave but brutal military past, yet decides not to join up when the British arrive in 1776. 10.35 Lost Heroes Of World War I Documentary series. Filmed over almost two decades, the individual stories of the last veterans and survivors of World War I are replayed through interviews, archive and dramatic reconstructions, bringing to life what it was like to live through 1914-18. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Age Gap Love: He’s 70, She’s 37 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Make It Big 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Angels Of Jarm 5.20 Angels Of Jarm 5.30 Angels Of Jarm 5.40 Roary The Racing Car 5.50 Roary The Racing Car Victoria Nangle
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7.00pm World’s Craziest Fools 7.30 Great TV Mistakes 8.30 Top Gear 9.30 Bad Education 10.00 Comedy Fest Live 2014 11.00 Family Guy 11.20 Family Guy 11.45 Family Guy 12.05am Family Guy 12.30 Family Guy 12.50 Family Guy 1.15 Family Guy 1.35 Bad Education 2.05 Siblings (x3)
7.00pm Yellowstone 8.00 Hidden Killers Of The Edwardian Home 9.00 Crimes Of Passion. See highlights 10.30 Top Of The Pops: 1979 11.10 Young Guns Go For It 11.40 Young Guns Go For It 12.10am Horizon: Why Can’t We Predict Earthquakes? 1.10 Yellowstone 2.10 Young Guns Go For It
1.05pm The Best Of You’ve Been Framed! Animals Special 2.05 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 3.35 FILM: Valiant (2005) 5.15 FILM: Nanny McPhee (2005) 7.20 FILM: Evan Almighty (2007) 9.20 The Xtra Factor 9.50 The Job Lot 10.20 Celebrity Juice 11.05 Release The Hounds 12.00am The X Factor 1.25 The Xtra Factor
7.55am The Royal 8.55 The Royal 9.55 FILM: Pride And Prejudice (2005) 10.55 FYI Daily 12.30pm Columbo: Identity Crisis 2.35 A Touch Of Frost 4.45 Wycliffe 5.50 Inspector Morse 7.55 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 Midsomer Murders 11.00 Bomb Girls 12.00am The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes 1.10 Judge Judy (x2)
3.35pm 2 Broke Girls (x2) 4.30 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 5.30 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.30 The 100 7.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra (2009) 11.20 The Big Bang Theory 11.50 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 12.50pm The Mindy Project
10.30am FILM: Hellfighters (1969) 1.00pm Four In A Bed (x5) 3.35 Location, Location, Location (x2) 5.45 Great Canal Journeys 6.50 The Nefertiti Bust: Treasures Decoded 8.00 Bin Laden: Shoot To Kill 9.40 9/11: 102 Minutes That Changed America 11.50 9/11 Firehouse 12.55am Bin Laden: Shoot To Kill
11.00am Damn The Defiant! (1962) 1.00pm TBA 3.00 Zulu (1964) 7.20 The Man (2005) 9.00 Planes, Trains And Automobiles (1987) 10.45 Scary Movie (2000) 12.25am The Hills Have Eyes (2006) 2.30 We 3 (2011) 4.00 Close
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SUNDAY 28 Our Girl BBC1, 9pm She’s a scrapper is Our Girl. Well, she’s got to be against these kind of conditions combining not only an ex boyfriend but also a war zone. And you thought bumping into your ex at the cineplex was awkward. Showing up the personal dramas, as well as the global ones, and from the very talented pen of Tony Grounds.
Downton Abbey ITV1, 9pm Wasn’t last week a series-opener corker? In the wake of that little drama everyone is still a bit shellshocked, and Robert is faced with a difficult decision. It’s not even whether or not Downton should get one of those newfangled wireless contraptions Lady Rose seems so keen on. It’s just a phase, woman!
Moone Boy Sky One, 7.30pm It’s the age-old comic tale of one boy and his imaginary friend growing up in Ireland. Bless them both. This week Martin wants a new games console, which means getting a job so that he can earn money to pay for it. Sure Sean’s got some cunning ideas as to how to raise the dosh. They’ll be reasonable, right?
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6.00am Latest Homes Live 8.00 At The Amex 9.00 British Wrestling Weekly 10.00 At The Amex 11.00 Latest Homes Live 1.00pm At The Amex 2.00 British Wrestling Weekly 3.00 At The Amex 4.00 Growing Concerns 5.00 Cook It! 5.30 The Vote
6.00 News The latest local news plus national updates. 6.30 Latest Homes Live Daily property show with all the homes for sale and to let in the area, as well as iconic buildings, local history and architecture, and finance tips. 8.30 News The latest local news plus national updates. 9.00 FilmFest on 8 FilmFest on 8 11.00 News The latest local news plus national updates. 11.30 You Make It, We Show It From shorts to Spielberg-esque feats of filmmaking, send in your films and Latest TV will broadcast them! 12.00am News 12.30 Latest Homes Live 2.30 News 3.00 FilmFest on 8 5.00 News 5.30 You Make It, We Show It
6.00am Breakfast 7.30 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 Sunday Morning Live 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.15pm MOTD2 Extra 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Bargain Hunt 2.15 Escape To The Country 3.15 The Great British Bake Off 4.15 Points Of View 4.30 Songs Of Praise 5.10 Deadly On A Mission: Pole To Pole 5.40 Pointless Celebrities 6.30 BBC News 6.50 South East Today 7.00 Countryfile Countryfile plays host, for the second year running, to the One Man and His Dog sheepdog trials. 8.00 Antiques Roadshow The Antiques Roadshow is back among the ruins of Kirby Hall in Northamptonshire. There are plenty of curious and highly valuable finds, including Victorian jewellery, Art Deco enamel, a toy football team and a Venetian drug jar that could be worth a fortune if it is original. 9.00 Our Girl See highlights. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Match Of The Day 2 Mark Chapman introduces highlights of the day’s Premier League meeting between West Brom and Burnley, plus a look back at all the action from Saturday’s matches. 11.20 FILM: Flightplan (2005) Starring Jodie Foster, Peter Sarsgaard, Erika Christensen, Jana Kolesarova. Mystery drama. When a woman’s six-year-old daughter inexplicably vanishes during a transatlantic flight, she struggles to convince the cabin crew that she is telling the truth about the disappearance. 12.50am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.55 BBC News
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6.00am Countryfile 7.00 Great British Garden Revival 8.00 Gardeners’ World 8.30 The Beechgrove Garden 9.00 The Football League Show 10.20 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.50 Lorraine Pascale: How To Be A Better Cook 12.20pm Rick Stein’s Mediterranean Escapes 1.20 Cycling: Road World Championships 4.00 Canoeing: World Slalom Championships Highlights 5.30 Rugby League: Super League Playoffs 6.30 Jungle Atlantis Documentary series following an archaeological team in Cambodia as they uncover the mysteries of Angkor Wat. 7.30 Golf: Ryder Cup Hazel Irvine introduces highlights of the final day of the Ryder Cup from Gleneagles, as Europe takes on the USA in one of sport’s most compelling contests. The final day features the singles matches and it was in these contests that the European team engineered their ‘Miracle at Medinah’ in 2013. 9.30 Mock The Week Dara O Briain hosts the topical panel show as guests Rob Beckett, Milton Jones, Romesh Ranganathan and Holly Walsh take a satirical swipe at the week’s news. 10.00 FILM: Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll (2010) Starring Andy Serkis, Naomie Harris, Tom Hughes, Olivia Williams, Bill Milner, Ray Winstone, Toby Jones. Biographical drama. Neither troubled relationships nor childhood polio hold singersongwriter Ian Dury back from his burning urge to make music on his terms, despite the cost to those close to him. 11.55 FILM: The Children (2008) Starring Eva Birthistle, Stephen Campbell Moore, Rachel Shelley. British horror movie. 1.15am Sign Zone: Countryfile 2.10 Sign Zone: Holby City
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6.00am Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge 6.25 Pat & Stan 6.35 Pat & Stan 6.40 Dino Dan 6.50 Dino Dan 7.05 Canimals 7.10 Canimals 7.20 Om Nom Stories 7.25 Sooty 7.40 Mr Bean 7.50 Ultimate Spider-Man 8.20 Nerds & Monsters 8.30 Big Time Rush 9.00 The Aquabats! Super Show! 9.25 ITV News 9.30 Dickinson’s Real Deal 10.25 Murder, She Wrote 11.25 ITV News & Weather 11.35 FILM: Carry On Girls (1973) 1.15pm FILM: Fletch Lives (1989) 3.00 The X Factor 4.15 Downton Abbey 5.45 All Star Family Fortunes 6.35 ITV News Meridian 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Sunday Night At The Palladium Comedian Jack Whitehall hosts the third show in the revived series. Tonight, there are special performances by the legendary Lionel Richie and The Script. Hollywood actress and Bond Girl Gemma Arterton gives an exclusive preview of her new West End Musical Made In Dagenham. Followed by comedy and some incredible speciality acts. 8.00 The X Factor The singing competition’s nerve-racking bootcamp stage concludes in this weekend’s third and final instalment. Dermot O’Leary offers support to the hopefuls at this make-or-break milestone on their X Factor journey. 9.00 Downton Abbey See highlights. 10.05 ITV News; Weather 10.20 I Married The Waiter: Love In The Sun Documentary about British women from a range of backgrounds and ages who found love while on holiday. 11.15 Rugby Highlights: Aviva Premiership Mark DurdenSmith and David Flatman present all the action from Round 4 of the Aviva Premiership. 12.10am The Store 2.30 Motorsport UK 3.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 4.05 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
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6.15am British F3 6.40 British Formula 3 7.05 Ironman Wales 7.35 NFL: The American Football Show 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 1.30 The Big Bang Theory 1.55 The Big Bang Theory 2.25 The Big Bang Theory 2.55 FILM: She’s The Man (2006) 5.00 Channel 4 News 5.30 American Football Live At Wembley 8.00 Operation Maneater Documentary series following vet Mark Evans as he uses technology to find ingenious solutions to the most hostile wildlife conflicts on Earth. Mark travels to the shores of Canada’s Hudson Bay where polar bears are causing havoc. 9.00 FILM: Magic Mike (2012) Starring Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer, Cody Horn, Matt Bomer, Olivia Munn, Joe Manganiello, Matthew McConaughey. Comedy about a charming man, Mike, who works a variety of odd jobs, but earns the majority of his money working as a stripper. He takes a young man, Adam, under his wing and teaches him the tricks of the trade, but in doing so he begins to reassess the direction his own life is going. 11.15 FILM: Indecent Proposal (1993) Starring Robert Redford, Demi Moore, Woody Harrelson, Oliver Platt. Romantic drama about a couple whose loving relationship is threatened when the wife is offered a million dollars by a billionaire to spend one night with him. Hit hard by the recession, the desperate couple arrived in Las Vegas in search of a jackpot win, only to receive a proposal which could certainly end their money worries. 1.20am NFL: American Football Live 5.00 Ironman Wales 5.25 Win It Cook It 5.55 Deal Or No Deal
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6.00 – 7.55am Children’s television 7.55 Little Princess 8.10 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.20 Wanda And The Alien 8.35 Rupert Bear 8.50 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.10 Jelly Jamm 9.25 LazyTown 9.50 Police Interceptors 9.55 Access 10.00 Police Interceptors 10.55 Police Interceptors 12.45pm Ultimate Police Interceptors 1.45 FILM: Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs (2009) 3.30 FILM: Homeward Bound II: Lost In San Francisco (1996) 5.10 FILM: Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009) 7.05 5 News Weekend 7.10 FILM: 10000 BC (2008) Starring Steven Strait, Camilla Belle, Cliff Curtis, Mona Hammond, Omar Sharif. Prehistoric adventure following a young mammoth hunter who undertakes a heroic continentcrossing mission to try to find the kidnapped object of his desire and save his tribe in the process. 9.00 FILM: Gone In 60 Seconds (2000) Starring Nicolas Cage, Angelina Jolie, Giovanni Ribisi, Christopher Eccleston, Delroy Lindo. Tense thriller. Car thief Memphis Raines is forced to steal 50 luxury vehicles in one night in order to save the life of his brother, who has fallen foul of a dangerous crime lord. Once the most successful car thief in California, Raines must reassemble his old gang to fulfil the almost impossible mission. His task is further hampered by a rival band of thieves and the local police. 11.15 FILM: Bangkok Dangerous (2008) Starring Nicolas Cage, Shahkrit Yamnarm, Charlie Yeung. Thriller about a cold international contract killer who travels to Bangkok for his last assignments. 12.55am SuperCasino 3.10 The Gadget Show 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Make It Big 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Angels Of Jarm 5.20 Angels Of Jarm 5.30 Angels Of Jarm 5.40 Roary The Racing Car 5.50 Roary The Racing Car Victoria Nangle
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7.00pm Pop’s Greatest Dance Crazes 7.05 Great Movie Mistakes IV: May The Fourth Be With You 7.50 Doctor Who 8.35 FILM: Kung Fu Panda (2008) 10.00 Family Guy (x2) 10.45 Bad Education 11.15 American Dad! (x2) 12.00am FILM: Anuvahood (2011) 1.25 The Truth About Skunk 2.25 Bad Education
7.00pm The World’s Most Beautiful Eggs: The Genius Of Carl Faberge 8.00 Byzantium: A Tale Of Three Cities 9.00 British Art At War: Bomberg, Sickert And Nash 10.00 FILM: The Body (2012) 11.45 Queen: The Legendary 1975 Concert 12.30am Ziggy Stardust And The Spiders From Mars 2.00 TOTP2
12.25pm The X Factor 1.40 The Xtra Factor 2.15 You’ve Been Framed! 2.45 FILM: Nanny McPhee And The Big Bang (2010) 4.55 FILM: Despicable Me (2010) 6.50 FILM: The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor (2008) 9.00 The Xtra Factor 10.00 Bad Bridesmaid 11.00 Tricked 12.00am The X Factor 1.05 The Xtra Factor
9.45am Heartbeat (x2) 11.50 Inspector Morse 1.55pm Wycliffe 3.00 FILM: Carry On Follow That Camel (1967) 4.00 FYI Daily 5.05 Columbo: Murder With Too Many Notes 7.00 Lewis 9.00 The Best Of Royal Variety 10.00 FILM: Gosford Park (2001) 11.00 FYI Daily 12.50am William And Mary (x2)
12.30pm How I Met Your Mother (x3) 2.00 Melissa & Joey (x2) 3.00 Suburgatory 3.30 New Girl 4.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 5.00 The 100 6.00 2 Broke Girls (x2) 7.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 8.00 FILM: The Karate Kid (2010) 10.45 The Big Bang Theory 11.10 Glue 12.15am Rules Of Engagement (x2)
11.00am A Place In The Sun 11.35 Great Canal Journeys 12.40pm A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 1.40 Building The Dream 2.45 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.20 Come Dine With Me (x5) 7.55 American Football Live At Wembley 9.30 Father Ted 10.00 24 Hours In A&E 11.05 Father Ted (x3) 1.15am Embarrassing Bodies
11.00am The Enemy Below (1957) 1.00pm Avatar (2009) 4.05 20,000 Days On Earth Interview Special 4.10 Lonely Are The Brave (1962) 6.20 Runaway Jury (2003) 8.50 20,000 Days On Earth Interview Special 9.00 A Time To Kill (1996) 11.55 Tyrannosaur (2011) 1.45am The King Of Marvin Gardens (1972) 3.25 Close
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MONDAY 29 The Undriveables ITV1, 8pm Oh, this should be fun - Britain’s worst learner drivers are paired up with the country’s best instructors to make excellent televisual viewi... erm, rather, to see if they can pass their tests. Winning their licenses would be life changing, but will these nearhopeless cases prove too much for the wits of their instructors?
Gadget Man Channel 4, 8.30pm Lovely, funny man Richard Ayoade looks at gadgets, and how they can help in everyday life. An army of window cleaning robots help Richard get the ‘gadget house’ ready for viewings, and he checks out one of the country’s most high-tech homes in the company of Claudia Winkleman. Futuristic.
Sexy Beasts BBC3, 10pm We’ve all had terrible first dates with good looking people, and we’ve all been on an ill-advised second, having fallen victim to their beautiful faces. Well, this show aims to break down those self-sabotaging superficialities ... think you could never fancy a dragon, an alien or a tree? Don’t be so close-minded!
¸ terrestrial 6.00am Latest Homes Live 8.00 Best of Brighton Lights 8.30 You Make It, We Show It 9.00 Latest Homes Live 11.00 International Chef Exchange 12.00pm Latest Homes Live 2.00 British Wrestling Weekly 3.00 Latest Homes Live 5.00 Growing Concerns
6.00 News The latest local news plus national updates. 6.30 Newspapers 7.00 Brighton Lights Entertainment show with Guy Lloyd and Lynn Ruth Miller 7.30 News The latest local news plus national updates. 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics and the upcoming key elections for our future. Expect heated debates as Brighton decides on Latest TV! 8.30 You Make It, We Show It From shorts to Spielberg-esque feats of filmmaking, send in your films and Latest TV will broadcast them! 9.00 Cook It! Andrew Kay’s weekly ‘how to’ cookery programme. 9.30 Ordinary Lives 10.00 Brighton Lights Brighton’s very own lifestyle and entertainment magazine programme, with presenters Lynn Ruth Miller and Guy Lloyd. 10.30 News The latest local news plus national updates. 11.00 Bored Gamers Games, games, games! 12.00am News 12.30 Newspapers 1.00 Brighton Lights 1.30 News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 You Make It, We Show It 3.00 Cook It! 3.30 Ordinary Lives 4.00 Brighton Lights 4.30 News 5.00 Bored Gamers
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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Saints And Scroungers 11.45 Break-in Britain - The Crackdown 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Perfection 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Home Away From Home 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. 7.30 Inside Out Emma Thomas investigates rogue landlords in Kent and Sussex. Natalie Graham examines the pros and cons of solar farms in the south east. And 150 years of the Seaford railway line. 8.00 EastEnders It is time for the bride and groom to wed - if they can make it down the aisle. Roxy gives Aleks an ultimatum. Abi is devastated when Ben delivers some shocking news. 8.30 Panorama Panorama. 9.00 New Tricks Drama series featuring an eccentric bunch of expolicemen, brought out of retirement to investigate unsolved crimes. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Room 101 Frank Skinner refereeing three celebrities each week as they compete to banish their top peeve or worst nightmare to the depths of Room 101. 11.15 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton presents a show focusing on people, trends, stories and the aspects of celebrity culture that interest him most. 12.05am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.10 BBC News
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6.05am Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Saints And Scroungers 7.50 Caught Red Handed 8.20 The Housing Enforcers 9.05 Russia’s Lost Princesses 10.05 Animal SOS 10.35 Click 11.00 BBC News 11.30 Daily Politics Conference Special 1.00pm Fred Dibnah’s World Of Steam, Steel And Stone 1.30 Celebrity MasterChef 2.15 Ready Steady Cook 3.00 The Life Of Mammals 4.00 Great British Railway Journeys 4.30 Pressure Pad 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Dermot Murnaghan hosts the nerdy quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two All the backstage gossip and behind-the-scenes action from the world of Strictly Come Dancing. 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Celebrities go on a treasure hunt for antiques across the UK. 8.00 University Challenge The students from University College, London encounter the students representing the University of Exeter in another first round match. Jeremy Paxman asks the questions. 8.30 Only Connect Quiz show. 9.00 Horizon Series exploring topical scientific issues. 10.00 Never Mind The Buzzcocks Comedy pop quiz. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Today At Conference Andrew Neil presents highlights of the Conservative Party’s annual conference in Birmingham. 11.50 The Long Shadow Tracing the legacy of the Great War through a hundred years and ten different countries, historian David Reynolds examines how the war haunted the generation who lived through it and shaped the peace that followed. 12.50am Sign Zone: Scrappers Documentary. 4.00 Howard Goodall’s Story Of Music 1 5.00 Play On! 5.30 Compose Yourself
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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4.00 Who’s Doing The Dishes? 5.00 The Chase
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale The aftermath of the previous week is felt in the village. Sandy has a plan. Rakesh hits a nerve with Kirin. 7.30 Coronation Street Kylie is tempted to cross the line. What is Tim hiding from Sally? Neil says his final goodbyes. 8.00 The Undriveables See highlights. 8.30 Coronation Street Can David forgive Kylie? Tim sparks Maddie’s suspicions. Neil makes a swift exit. 9.00 Cilla Conclusion of the three part biopic of Liverpudlian songbird. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 The Chase Quiz show hosted by Bradley Walsh. 11.40 Goodwood Revival 2014 Steve Rider and Amanda Stretton present coverage of the world’s only vintage motor racing event set totally in the glamorous post-war years. Motor cycle legend Kevin Schwantz tackles the Barry Sheene Memorial bike race, there is a celebration of Sir Jackie Stewart’s career, a focus on the mighty Maserati 250F and a tribute to West Sussex at war. 12.40am Jackpot247 3.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 3.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 4.10 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
Channel 4
6.45am Will And Grace 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Undercover Boss Canada 11.30 Four In A Bed 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Four In A Bed 12.35 Four In A Bed 1.05 Four In A Bed 1.40 Four In A Bed 2.10 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. The McQueens and Ste unite to support John Paul as Finn’s trial begins. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Jamie’s Comfort Food Jamie takes on three comfort food classics. In this episode, Jamie makes a hearty fish pie, helped by his son Buddy, along with a delicate fish curry made with coconut milk and a spinach sauce. He also makes gnudi served with a butter and sage sauce. 8.30 Gadget Man See highlights. 9.00 24 Hours In Police Custody Documentary series following Bedfordshire Police officers from the cells at Luton Police Station to the heart of major crime investigations. In this episode, a man is arrested on suspicion of conspiracy to murder. 10.20 Jon Richardson Grows Up Jon embarks on a journey to learn what it takes to be a happy adult. 11.25 NFL: The American Football Show Vernon Kay presents the best of the action from week three of the NFL. Featured highlights include the Miami Dolphins against the Oakland Raiders at Wembley, and the Dallas Cowboys‘ clash with New Orleans Saints. 12.20am FILM: Ship Of Theseus (2012) Drama. 3.00 Mammon 3.55 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses 4.45 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 5.05 The Million Pound Drop
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6.00am Children’s television 6.50 Pip Ahoy! 7.05 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 7.15 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Little Princess 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Police Interceptors 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Deadly Honeymoon (2010) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Casey is upset about Josh moving in. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Gadget Show Actionpacked consumer show showcasing the latest tech presented by Ortis Deley, Jason Bradbury, Jon Bentley and Olympic skeleton champion Amy Williams. In this episode, the team push four leading pressure washers to their limits, Amy hitches a ride in Romania in an all-purpose emergency vehicle and Jon weighs up five devices offering different experiences for film and TV viewers. 8.00 Ultimate Police Interceptors Documentary series following the high-speed pursuit unit of the Lincolnshire police force. 9.00 Too Tough To Teach? Two-part documentary series in which cameras go inside the Ian Mikardo High School in East London, a school for boys with severe and complex behavioural problems, focusing on five very different boys over the course of six months. 10.00 Under The Dome Drama. When Barbie and Sam set out to investigate a mysterious tunnel, a cave-in severs their path back. 10.55 FILM: The Terminator (1984) Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. 1.15am SuperCasino 3.10 James Bulger: Britain’s Worst Crimes 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.20 Great Scientists 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Louise Bevan
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9.00am NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 3.00 Airline 3.30 Glee 4.30 Futurama (x4) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 9.00 50 Ways To Kill Your Mammy 10.00 An Idiot Abroad 2 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (x3) 2.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)
7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Junior Paramedics 9.00 Hotel Of Mum And Dad 10.00 Sexy Beasts. See highlights. 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30 Hotel Of Mum And Dad 1.30 Sexy Beasts 2.00 Don’t Drop The Baby 3.00 Hotel Of Mum And Dad 5.30 Close
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 British Gardens In Time 9.00 Lost Kingdoms Of Central America 10.00 Arms Dealer: The Notorious Mr Bout 11.25 I Never Tell Anybody Anything: The Life And Art Of Edward Burra 12.25am Prince: A Purple Reign 1.25 The Wonder Of Animals
12.15pm Emmerdale 12.50 Coronation Street (x2) 1.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.05 The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills (x2) 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 The X Factor 9.00 Release The Hounds 10.00 Plebs 10.30 Dapper Laughs On The Pull 11.00 Viral Tap 11.45 The Job Lot 12.20am Two And A Half Men (x4)
3.10pm The Return Of Sherlock Holmes 4.25 Barbara 4.55 Never The Twain 5.25 On The Buses 6.00 Heartbeat 7.00 Judge Judy (x2) 8.00 Wycliffe 9.00 The Specsavers Crime Thriller Club 10.00 Trial And Retribution 11.00 William And Mary 12.05am The Return Of Sherlock Holmes 1.10 Second Thoughts (x2)
3.00pm Melissa & Joey 3.30 Rules Of Engagement 4.00 The Tomorrow People 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 New Girl 8.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 9.00 The 100 10.00 Glue 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 2.00am Rude Tube
11.55am Time Team (x2) 2.00pm Come Dine With Me (x4) 4.10 A Place In The Sun 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away (x2) 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: Patriot Games (1992) 11.20 Embarrassing Bodies 12.25am Come Dine With Me 1.30 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away (x2)
11.00am Topaz (1969) 1.50pm The Hindenburg (1975) 4.20 Reap The Wild Wind (1942) 6.45 Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982) 8.55 The Riot Club Interview Special 9.00 Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance (2011) 10.50 Man On Fire (2004) 1.40am Half Nelson (2006) 3.20 Close