2012 'Race Girls and Play Boys' KNOG Activity Book
2012 'Race Girls and Play Boys' KNOG Activity Book.
.5 .4 .1 .2 name: â€˜s Knog Activity Book .3 A new offering from the kids at Knog - August 2011 â€˜that adorable little girl with dimples had grown into a real sexy brat.â€™ - true There are sayings for almost everything these days; that one about the moss-free rolling stone, those two birds in the bush and all those cooks who ruined dinner. Which got us to thinking – what is the proverb of KNOG? To put our obsession with urban riding, our penchant for creativity and our fancy for the proverbial ‘good times’, into words? But when the closest thing we got was ‘When riding upon the KNOG ship of light, soaring free, fast and half-drunk through the streets, remember to check you’re wearing pants’, we gave up on proverbs and thought it best to give you all a chance to express yourselves instead. Because where would a bicycle be without it’s rider? Or a pen without a writer? Or a fun book of activities without anyone to fill in the puzzles and draw moustaches on all the pictures? So time to get busy – your activity book needs you! Hoo Haa! Montage art Unless you were conceived on the sticky floor of an opium den, your folks would’ve no doubt had the firm belief that you would grow up to be a well-adjusted child genius – blossoming into a multi-billionaire and part-time genetic-scientist/poet/philanthropist. But as history recounts, you blew it. Floating out somewhere between child genius and child-beauty pageant contestant, you went out looking for a good time instead of the sheet music to Rachmaninov’s 7th, and that’s all she wrote. So here’s your chance to set the record straight. Your chance to strive, to achieve and to make something of yourself! You might have noticed we’ve equipped you with some damn fancy sticker sets, postcards, activities as well as a number of delightful backgrounds even Alfred Hitchcock would have loved to have been amongst. So, your job is simple – get nasty, laying down your most excellent array of KNOG stickers onto our most excellent array of Knog montage pages (but don’t limit yourself to only the stickers - write your own text, chop up magazines, draw your own pictures, take your own photos). scissor AV ID mixer Sponsored by: hob Then send us a snap or scan of your creation. All entries that we receive will be sent a Knog sticker set, Knog cap and will be featured on our blog. The entries with the highest ratings as voted by the Knog, Charge and Cadence crew will win one of three A+grade prize-packs that include: – A Knog super schwag pack – A Charge bike – A Cadence super schwag pack – Fame and glory (said to feel a bit like 2/3rds of an orgasm). Judgement Day = February 29 2012. Winners posted at www.knog.com.au Win! good Frog Strobe knog www com.au ‘s Knog Activity Book MAKE MY FROG PRETTY name: 39 1 11 6 8 5 5 26 6 27 35 34 4 7 36 3 4 3 33 31 32 28 29 30 13 2 13 14 15 16 12 17 18 23 22 21 20 19 24 25 37 2 9 10 38 7 8 9 10 11 12 2 14 1 1 1 3 1 11 3 15 54 51 10 4 52 2 53 2 3 7 5 50 55 4 9 6 1 49 5 56 16 4 6 2 17 43 46 47 8 4 48 45 6 57 44 5 7 Draw by numbers name: 42 3 8 58 8 41 7 9 10 40 11 8 59 9 10 18 6 7 1 39 60 5 6 19 4 2 5 38 4 20 3 11 3 1 10 37 2 27 26 25 8 2 9 36 28 23 22 24 21 1 29 5 3 35 30 7 34 4 31 ‘s Knog Activity Book 32 33 6 Frog Stobe Your own state-of-the-art mobile disco. Comes standard with frisky roller-girl, stud with hand down the front of his pants and a door bitch who always compliments your bike before showing you in. 22 Kabana Just imagine it – Steel, robo-cows, grazing on magnetic slopes, fed golden wheat and butchered (humanely) to the delight of bike owners everywhere. ens Lum KNOG.COM.AU BLOG.KNOG.COM.AU KLS07-09 Black KLS07-10 White KLS07-01 Translucent KLS07-04 Dark Grey KLS07-03 Red KLS07-05 Magenta KLS06-09 Black KLS06-10 White KLS06-01 Translucent KLS06-04 Dark Grey KLS06-03 Red KLS06-05 Magenta KLS07-08 Pink KLS07-11 Blue KLS07-12 Purple KLS07-07 Olive KLS07-06 Lime Green KLS07-02 Orange KLS06-08 Pink KLS06-11 Blue KLS06-12 Purple KLS06-07 Olive KLS06-06 Lime Green KLS06-02 Orange FROG STROBE • BRIGHT STROBE LIGHT • 4 MODES • 12 COLOURS • RED & WHITE LEDS • FOR MORE INFO VISIT: WWW.KNOG.COM.AU Boomer Wearable Way up on the 'Dominant Dress Rankings' with padded-shoulder powersuits and anything that depicts a skull in rhinestone studs. If you want to 'dress on top' meet your shining light. 11016 Black 11018 Red 11017 White 11021 Olive 11020 Magenta 11019 Blue Security Rating 10 GRANDMA’s HOUSE 20 BARBER SHOP 30 JOE’S DINER 40 LOCAL PUB 50 PAWN SHOP 60 BACK ALLEY 70 CRACK HOUSE 80 SLUM 90 GHETTO 100 WAR ZONE 50 10820 Red 10821 White 10822 Blue 10823 Magenta 10824 Purple KABANA • 17mm CABLE LOCK • FLEXIBLE SILICONE OVERMOULD • SECURITY RATING: 50/100 • FOR MORE INFO VISIT: WWW.KNOG.COM.AU Skink When you wish upon a Skink, shining bright in the night sky, half way between the Big Boomer and Orion's Frog, remember to look out for oncoming traffic. ens Lum BOOMER WEARABLE • WEARABLE STROBE LIGHT • 4 MODES • 6 COLOURS • RED LEDS • FOR MORE INFO: WWW.KNOG.COM.AU 10819 Black KNOG.COM.AU BLOG.KNOG.COM.AU 32 ens Lum KNOG.COM.AU BLOG.KNOG.COM.AU KNOG.COM.AU BLOG.KNOG.COM.AU KSL550_02 Black KSL551_02 Black KSL550_03 White KSL551_03 White KSL550_01 Translucent KSL551_01 Translucent KSL550_04 Red KSL550_06 Magenta KSL550_05 Blue KSL551_04 Red KSL551_06 Magenta KSL551_05 Blue SKINK • 4 LED LIGHT • 3/6 MODES • 6 COLOURS• RED & WHITE LEDS • FOR MORE INFO VISIT: WWW.KNOG.COM.AU The Strongman a very strong lock that is above any cut! name: ‘s Knog Activity Book name: ‘s ER OM BO B US JOIN THE DOTS yeeew! H O O h A h ! A Knog OneLiner 24 Gekko Boomer ens Charming, discreet, GSOH, DTE, bright'n'stretchy Gekko seeks modern type for casual fun with view to carnal pleasures at remote bio-dynamic tree-farms. Stand back, shield your children's eyes and prepare to catch your wilting dames. By the power of Boomersville, let there be light! 50 Lum KNOG.COM.AU BLOG.KNOG.COM.AU KNOG.COM.AU BLOG.KNOG.COM.AU ens Lum KLG01-09 Black KBM02-08 Black KBM01-08 Black KBM02-03 White KBM01-03 White KBM02-01 Translucent KBM01-01 Translucent KBM01-04 Red KBM02-04 Red KBM01-06 Magenta KBM02-06 Magenta ...and on the 3rd night the light became dull. But looking beyond despair, Rachel placed Boomer into her USB port and the divine light gloweth bright forever more. 10741 White 10742 White KBM02-05 Blue KBM01-05 Blue BOOMER • SUPER BRIGHT STROBE LIGHT • 4 MODES • 6 COLOURS • RED & WHITE LEDS • FOR MORE INFO VISIT: WWW.KNOG.COM.AU Boomer USB KLG02-09 Black 55 KLG01-01 Translucent KLG02-01 Translucent 10745 Pink 10746 Pink KNOG.COM.AU BLOG.KNOG.COM.AU KLG01-04 Blue 10744 Red KLG02-04 Blue GEKKO • 3 LED LIGHT • 3/6 MODES • 6 COLOURS • RED & WHITE LEDS • FOR MORE INFO VISIT: WWW.KNOG.COM.AU Whiplock Lumens 10743 Red Whiplock's mother has no family recipes. His father consistently fails to light the barbeque and his uncle keeps his hands to himself. But despite his unconventional upbringing, he's grown up to be a really well-grounded lock. Security Rating 10 GRANDMA’s HOUSE 20 BARBER SHOP 30 JOE’S DINER 40 LOCAL PUB 50 PAWN SHOP 60 BACK ALLEY 70 CRACK HOUSE 80 SLUM 90 GHETTO 100 WAR ZONE KNOG.COM.AU BLOG.KNOG.COM.AU 10959 Black / Stainless Steel Boomer USB - Available in same colours as Boomer Battery BOOMER USB • RECHARGEABLE STROBE LIGHT • 4 MODES • 6 COLOURS • RED & WHITE LEDS • FOR MORE INFO VISIT: WWW.KNOG.COM.AU WHIPLOCK • WEARABLE LOCK • 1.2 METRES • 3 KEYS INCLUDED • SECURITY RATING: 40/100 • FOR MORE INFO VISIT: WWW.KNOG.COM.AU Details Page 2 Details Page 2 Details Page 2 Montage Montage Details Page 2 Party Frank 3 things you should know about Party Frank: Loves everything Greek, practically invented the 'Rad Graphix' artistis movement of March 1991, and embarrassingly almost always leans to the wrong cheek when kissing goodbye. 10825 Black 10826 Red 10827 White Security Rating 10 GRANDMA’s HOUSE 20 BARBER SHOP 30 JOE’S DINER 40 LOCAL PUB 50 PAWN SHOP 60 BACK ALLEY 70 CRACK HOUSE 80 SLUM 90 GHETTO 100 WAR ZONE Kransky As the story goes, a man selling sausages, a couple making love and a guy looking for somewhere to lock his bike, meet in a German park. This lock is their gift to you. KNOG.COM.AU BLOG.KNOG.COM.AU 10830 Pink 10831 Green 10832 Dark Grey 10833 Orange 10834 Purple 10835 Olive 10836 Yellow PARTY FRANK • 12mm CABLE LOCK • FLEXIBLE SILICONE OVERMOULD • SECURITY RATING: 30/100 • MORE INFO VISIT: WWW.KNOG.COM.AU Rebecca had been stung by a bee, an errant frisbee had spoiled the potato salad and when the rain started, everyone knew it was curtains for the annual May Day picnic. Back in the car, Chain Lock turned down the radio and yelled “Hey, who's up for ice-cream?!” KNOG.COM.AU BLOG.KNOG.COM.AU 10828 Blue 10829 Magenta The Straight Jacket Security Rating 10 GRANDMA’s HOUSE 20 BARBER SHOP 30 JOE’S DINER 40 LOCAL PUB 50 PAWN SHOP 60 BACK ALLEY 70 CRACK HOUSE 80 SLUM 90 GHETTO 100 WAR ZONE Security Rating 10 GRANDMA’s HOUSE 20 BARBER SHOP 30 JOE’S DINER 40 LOCAL PUB 50 PAWN SHOP 60 BACK ALLEY 70 CRACK HOUSE 80 SLUM 90 GHETTO 100 WAR ZONE 10837 Black 10838 Red 10839 White 10840 Purple KRANSKY • 22mm CABLE LOCK • FLEXIBLE SILICONE OVERMOULD • SECURITY RATING: 60/100 • FOR MORE INFO VISIT: WWW.KNOG.COM.AU Beetle He looks at you from across the room. He smiles. You smile back. You can't help it. His calm demeanor. His soothing light. You're helpless. Take him. This is Beetle love. 16 ens Lum KNOG.COM.AU BLOG.KNOG.COM.AU KNOG.COM.AU BLOG.KNOG.COM.AU Available in Pink, Green and White STRAIGHT JACKET • CHAIN LOCK • 2 SIZES (skinny/fatty) • SECURITY RATING: (skinny 60/100) (fatty 70/100) • MORE INFO: WWW.KNOG.COM.AU KBL530-02 Black KBL531-02 Black KBL530-06 Magenta KBL531-06 Magenta KBL530-03 White KBL531-03 White 10737 Orange 10738 Orange KBL530-01 Translucent KBL531-01 Translucent KBL530-05 Blue KBL531-05 Blue KBL530-04 Red KBL531-04 Red 10741 Dark Grey 10740 Dark Grey BEETLE • 2 LED LIGHT • 3 MODES • 8 COLOURS • RED & WHITE LEDS • FOR MORE INFO VISIT: WWW.KNOG.COM.AU Fisticuff Fisticuff could take a man out with just one punch. But he never did like to talk about it all that much. I suppose it's because he's a bike lock. Security Rating 10 GRANDMA’s HOUSE 20 BARBER SHOP 30 JOE’S DINER 40 LOCAL PUB 50 PAWN SHOP 60 BACK ALLEY 70 CRACK HOUSE 80 SLUM 90 GHETTO 100 WAR ZONE Strongman Yes, he's tough. Sure, he's practically unbreakable. But he has a softer side most people really don't see. Like the time he cried during Turner & Hooch. KNOG.COM.AU BLOG.KNOG.COM.AU Security Rating 10 GRANDMA’s HOUSE 20 BARBER SHOP 30 JOE’S DINER 40 LOCAL PUB 50 PAWN SHOP 60 BACK ALLEY 70 CRACK HOUSE 80 SLUM 90 GHETTO 100 WAR ZONE KNOG.COM.AU BLOG.KNOG.COM.AU 10960 Black / Stainless Steel 10961 Black FISTICUFF • 1.2m CABLE LOCK • FLEXIBLE SILICONE OVERMOULD • SECURITY RATING: 40/100 • MORE INFO VISIT: WWW.KNOG.COM.AU Ringmaster Combo But what if you ran into a lion? What happens when you need to negotiate with circus freaks? And how do you treat that carnie rash you picked up behind the stables. Only the Ringmaster knows. Black (10941) – 1.2 m Black (10945) – 2.2 m Red (10942) – 1.2 m Red (10946) – 2.2 m Security Rating 10 GRANDMA’s HOUSE 20 BARBER SHOP 30 JOE’S DINER 40 LOCAL PUB 50 PAWN SHOP 60 BACK ALLEY 70 CRACK HOUSE 80 SLUM 90 GHETTO 100 WAR ZONE 10962 Red 10963 White STRONGMAN • ULOCK • SILICONE OVERMOULDED PLATED HARDENED STEEL • SECURITY RATING: 90/100 • MORE INFO: WWW.KNOG.COM.AU A. The Bouncer The Bouncer is just like one of those crazy little designer dogs. Dress him up like a sailor, dangle him out of your handbag at parties and bitch to him as if he is your bestest friend. KNOG.COM.AU BLOG.KNOG.COM.AU White (10943) – 1.2 m White (10947) – 2.2 m Blue (10944) – 1.2 m Blue (10948) – 2.2 m RINGMASTER COMBO • 1.2m & 2.2m CABLE • HARDCASE PADLOCK • SECURITY RATING: 30/100 • FOR MORE INFO VISIT: WWW.KNOG.COM.AU THE BOUNCER • BRAND NEW ULOCK • COMING SOON • FOR MORE INFO VISIT: WWW.KNOG.COM.AU Security Rating 10 GRANDMA’s HOUSE 20 BARBER SHOP 30 JOE’S DINER 40 LOCAL PUB 50 PAWN SHOP 60 BACK ALLEY 70 CRACK HOUSE 80 SLUM 90 GHETTO 100 WAR ZONE KNOG.COM.AU BLOG.KNOG.COM.AU Adapted from the ’88 Club Hit B-B-Bouncer with the breakdown: “Ooh-ooh-yeaaah, do you need a strong friend?! B-B-Bouncer's gunna wrap you up all tight and call your parent or guardian and make your bike feel al-ri-eeee-ight. All through the niiiiiiiiight. B-B-Bouncer!“ www knog com.au Powerful Little Lights Spread broader beam of light ensures greater visual visibility Lumens and Light brightness. LED lights by nature illuminate at a pin-point. Un-assisted by a lens, they are incredibly bright at the centre point but offer minimal radial illumination. Hence lens design is paramount to achieve a spread. With candelas, lux, lumens and watts, size of space, temperature of light and atmospheric conditions all available as possible measurements of light output, defining a perfect and fair measure for the comparison of bike light is difficult. Knog superior optics are designed to spread the LED light to where it is most needed achieving better side illumination. This is helpful when riding on a dark bike path enabling you to more easily see overhanging branches, and paths to the side. And possibly, more importantly, in traffic, you are more visible to cars and other road users. Knog, like much of the bike industry, has opted to use Lumens as a measure of brightness (how bright a light appears to be to the human eye). This is not as simple as it sounds, as light is a spreads a little like sugar in a cake mix. – 1 pound of sugar to two pounds of flour make for a sweet cake – whereas the same 1 pound of sugar mixed into 10 pounds of flour will give you biscuits. note - Lamington Recipe It is the same with Lumens – The broader the intended area of illumination – the more lumens needed to maintain the same ‘brightness’. 1.5m 1. When things go wrong Poor beam spread The Great Oz Lamington Recipe 1m 2. Knog’s optics are designed to spread the light to where it’s needed most Bike Food Ingredients (serves 8) 190g unsalted butter, softened 1 cup (220g) caster sugar 2 tsp vanilla-bean paste or vanilla extract 3 eggs 2 1/3 cups (350g) self-raising flour, sifted 1 cup (250ml) milk 220g dark chocolate 1 cup (250ml) thickened cream 1 cup desiccated or shredded coconut Method 1. Preheat the oven to 170°C. Grease and line a 20cm-square cake pan. Process butter and sugar in a processor for 2 minutes until light. Add 1 tsp vanilla. Add eggs one at a time, pulsing after each until just combined. In 3 alternating batches, add flour and milk, pulsing to combine. Pour into pan and bake for 55-60 minutes until a skewer inserted in centre comes out clean. Cool for 5 minutes, then turn onto a rack to cool completely. 2. Meanwhile, stir chocolate, cream and remaining vanilla in a heatproof bowl over simmering water until smooth (don't let the bowl touch water). Chill for 20 minutes to thicken. Chop the cake into even squares. Spread this icing over all sides of the cakes, then sprinkle top and sides with coconut. We measure our lights output in Lumens from a 1.5 metres distance assessing the reflected light across a one metre radius. From experience we believe this is the most honest way to assess the visual brightness and performance of our bike lights inthe streets that we cycle daily. Strong Locks silicone overmould steel cable strengthened polymer cover fibre core single piece hardened steel lock housing Shackle Locks Knogs Strongman locks is built around a unique single-piece investment-cast hardened steel lock housing forming a highly-secure mechanical assembly, with custom press-formed U-shackles providing significant strength against high tensile forces. Compression overmoulded silicone elements protect your ride from dints and scratches. The Knog Strongman’s locking mechanism is centred around a tough, high security, double-dead lock mechanism that incorporates a disc style lock barrel with a minimum of 5000 key combinations. The overmoulded, steel u-shackle completes the locking mechanism and is specifically heat-treated to create the perfect balance between hardness (for cutting resistance), and toughness (for tensile and impact resistance). The Knog Strongman is ‘ghetto’ rated and tested and proven to meet the most stringent of international security standards. The strongman meets the three star accreditation from ART (Netherlands), A+ rating from VdS (Germany) and Gold rating from Sold Secure (UK). silicone compression moulded over heat treated 13mm steel Key replacement The Knog shackle locks come with a key replacement guarantee. Each Strongman is supplied with a unique key code that allows Knog to replace your fully-traceable keys if lost. Cable Locks Each Sausage Lock features a unique fibre-core steel cable with overmoulded silicone. The fibre within the cable allows it to flex and bend when pressure is applied. When the sausage lock is under attack, the fibre within the steel cables absorbs any pressure applied so that the cable will squash before being cut. This means that it takes longer to cut through. Therefore the thicker the sausage lock, the more difficult it is to cut. Our Sausage Locks consist of three different sizes which vary in security levels. 30/100 (Joe’s Diner) 50/100 (Pawn Shop) 60/100 (Back Alley) Party Frank (12mm) Kabana (17mm) Kransky (22mm) Security RatingS 10 GRANDMA’s HOUSE 20 BARBER SHOP 30 JOE’S DINER 40 LOCAL PUB 50 PAWN SHOP 60 BACK ALLEY 70 CRACK HOUSE 80 SLUM 90 GHETTO 100 WAR ZONE .10 .11 www knog com.au .12 .14