90 OH, MAN, TIMES MUST BE TOUGH-DRACULA’S GETTING WISTFUL . . .
BUT DOSE DAYS VER FILLED VIT PLEASURES AND POWER DOT DEE NEW BREED HAFF NEFFER DREAMED UFF . . .
| KNOW, FOR | VAS DERE, AND | REMEMBER
{SIGH }
| HAFF HEARD FROM DEE NEW BREED OF VAMPIRE DOT MY DAY HASS PASSED . . . DOT MY VAYS ARE DOSE OF DEE OLD VORLD
MS. WOLFF AND MR. BYRD HAD A READING OF A WILL IN CONNECTICUT THIS EVENING--
THAT MIGHT BE DEM, I MEAN THEM, NOW . . .
IF THEY HAD KNOWN YOU WERE COMING BY, AT LEAST ONE OF THEM WOULD’VE STAYED HERE TO MEET WITH YOU
DERE VAS A TIME VEN DEE MERE MENTION OF COUNT DRACULA VOULD HAFF MEN AND VIMEN TREMBLING . . .
BY THE WAY, IN THE FUTURE YOU MAY WANT TO CALL FIRST AND MAKE AN APPOINTMENT . . .
BUT NOWADAYS DEE ONLY VAY PEOPLE FEAR DRACULA IS IF DEY HEAR FROM MY LAWYERS!
WELL, WHAT CAN | TELL YOU, COUNT? IT’S A LITIGIOUS COUNTRY
YES, YOU UNDERSTAND. DOT IS RARE FOR A YOUNG PERSON SUCH AS YOURSELF . . .
YEAH, WELL-IT’S A COMPLICATED WORLD, COUNT--YOU GOTTA KEEP UP WITH THE TIMES
IT IS NOT VAT IT VAS LIKE IN DEE OLD DAYS--TAKE MY VORD FOR IT . . .