DRAKE Yeah, I also want Fallout: New Vegas. ROB Video games! Okay, uh... ho ho ho. I’ll see what my elves can do. DRAKE Elves can’t make video games. It requires advanced computer technology. Unless lasers come out of your elves’ eyes. ROB Well, maybe they do. DRAKE ... that’s badass. LAINEY So, are you finished? ROB Is there anything else? DRAKE Yeah, there is. I frickin’ hate my family. My mom walks around acting like a stupid teenage girl, and makes me do things like I’m still a little kid. (LAINEY looks offended.) LAINEY I do not! I love you! You’re my baby boy!
DRAKE See? That’s exactly what I’m talking about! HOWARD Come on, Drake, that’s not fair. Your mother might be going through a... rough time, but we’re not all freaks. DRAKE Ugh, don’t even get me started on my Dad. He has absolutely no idea how to act in society. He’s always saying these ridiculous things in public and they’re so embarrassing! It’s like he has no concept of reality! 73