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Police in Flint, Mich., say a woman gave birth on the same day she and her family captured a purse snatcher in a grocery store parking lot. Police said the woman was putting groceries in her car Tuesday on the city’s east side when an unarmed man grabbed her purse. Bystanders stopped the man and retrieved the woman’s purse. Police say she delivered her baby later that day. (AP)

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Among the 21 people picked as this year’s MacArthur Fellows, announced Wednesday, are several with local ties. Each will receive a “genius grant” of $625,000.

The latest poll is in, and Democrat Muriel Bowser (above center) is holding on to a comfortable lead in the race to be the District’s next mayor (see page 4 for more). But there is still room — and time — for independent candidates David Catania (above right) and Carol Schwartz (above left) to sway voters. Maybe you’ve brushed up on the issues, but just how well do you know each of the three main candidates vying for your vote? Take a stab at this Washington Post quiz. RACHEL SADON (EXPRESS) 2 Who introduced a resolution called the Carol Schwartz TaxFree Holiday?

3 Two candidates live in a house, but which one lives in an apartment?

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4 Whose favorite rock song is “Smells Like Teen Spirit” by Nirvana?

5 Who has worked as a car insurance claims adjuster?

6 Which candidate does not live in Northwest D.C.?

7 Which candidate served on the D.C. Board of Education?

8 Who used to have a cat named Morty Schwartz?

9 Which candidate grew up in Missouri?

Joshua Oppenheimer, 39, a documentary filmmaker whose “The Act of Killing” was nominated for an Oscar, grew up in and around D.C. Jacob Lurie, 36, a mathematician at Harvard, is a graduate of Silver Spring’s Montgomery Blair High School. Jonathan Rapping, 48, founder of a nonprofit aimed at improving the public defense system, spent 10 years as a lawyer for the D.C. Public Defender Service. R.S.

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Answers: 1, 8, 9: Catania; 2, 4, 5, 6: Bowser; 3, 7: Schwartz

1 Which candidate served the longest on the D.C. Council?

Pamela Long, 71, an independent researcher specializing in the science and technology of 15th- and 16th-century Europe, is based in D.C.

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Natitude Common ground at last: Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D, and Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, R, are both celebrating the Nats’ playoff berth, Politico reports. R.S.

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Muriel Bowser holds a double-digit lead THE DISTRICT Muriel Bowser has a clear advantage but a few stark vulnerabilities in D.C.’s upcoming mayoral election, according to a NBC4/ Washington Post/Marist poll. The Democratic nominee holds a commanding lead against her two most prominent opponents, independent candidates David Catania and Carol Schwartz; Bowser earned the support of 43 percent of likely voters, while Catania earned 26 percent and Schwartz earned 16 percent. The results add to the speculation about whether the contest was on track to become the most competitive general election for mayor in D.C.’s 40-year electoral history. And it doesn’t entirely answer the question: Bowser’s double-digit lead gives her a comfortable edge, but the poll revealed several weaknesses for her — and opportunities for her opponents. Bowser, a D.C. Council member representing Ward 4, earned the support of only half of Democratic likely voters, and less than twothirds of the primary voters who backed her five months ago when she defeated Mayor Vincent Gray. And a majority are not persuaded that Bowser has the best experience or clearest vision for the job; just 29 percent of likely voters picked her on experience and 33 percent did so on vision. But Catania has not capitalized on Bowser’s weaknesses. Since the Post’s March poll, Catania’s

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Where they stand Democrat Muriel Bower has a significant lead over independent candidates David Catania and Carol Schwartz in the race for D.C. mayor. But there may be openings for her challengers as she has not locked down her base. (TWP) Q. If November’s election for mayor of the District were today, whom would you support? (Among likely voters) DEMOCRATS

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share of the electorate has barely budged. He lost support among independents, who are now evenly split between the three candidates. On the issue of education, which Catania has made the cornerstone of his campaign, he trails Bowser with likely voters, with 34 percent believing Bowser would do more for public schools and only 28 percent believing Catania would. On that topic, 17 percent of voters chose Schwartz. It is unclear whether Schwartz

is playing the role of spoiler for either Catania or Bowser. The 16 percent of likely voters who said they support her are nearly evenly divided on who they would support as a second choice. Today, the th ree c a ndidates will meet at American University for their first formal debate — one of four that Bowser has committed to. R ACH EL W EI N ER , M I K E D EB O N I S A N D SCOTT CLEMENT (THE WASHINGTON POST)

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Georgetown University in an email to students and staff Wednesday said the meningitis that killed a college sophomore on Tuesday is not considered a risk to other students. The email, sent from James Welsh, assistant vice president of student health services, said that Andrea Jaime died of “an isolated case of meningitis.” Welch said that the university had consulted with the D.C. Department of Health and did not recommend preventive antibiotics for anyone else. Meningitis is caused by inflammation of protective membranes covering the brain and spinal cord.

Montgomery County high school students soon will get a new public safety message: When crossing the street, keep your cellphone down and your head up. The campaign, titled “YOLO: You Only Live Once,” is aimed at the problem of “distracted walking.” Images that will make the rounds of Montgomery high schools include photos of teenagers with tire tread marks across their faces and messages such as, “If you text, you’re next.” Officials said the problem surfaced locally in 2012, when 15-year-old Christina Morris-Ward died after being hit in Germantown as she looked down at her cellphone. (TWP)

Montgomery County, Md., detectives investigating the 39-yearold disappearance of Katherine and Sheila Lyon are searching an area in Bedford County, Va., about 200 miles southwest of D.C. Police are trying to establish a connection to Lloyd Lee Welch, an inmate in Delaware who officials earlier labeled a person of interest in the case. Police are looking for evidence that may indicate he had a connection to the disappearance. On March, 25, 1975, the Lyon sisters vanished after walking from their home in Wheaton, Md., to a nearby mall. Sheila was 12 at the time and Katherine was 10. (TWP)

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carrying licenses to apply to the D.C. police for a concealed carry permit. So-called open carry, such as wearing the weapon in a holster, will not be allowed, he said. D.C. carry permits will be issued on a “may carry” basis, giving great discretion to D.C. Police Chief Cathy Lanier on who will be allowed to carry firearms. The draft law includes some property restrictions, including prohibitions on carrying guns inside government buildings, schools, day-care facilities, taverns or on public transportation, Mendelson said. It also establishes a 1,000-foot zone around the movement of dignitaries and certain large-scale events where gun carrying would be prohibited. MIKE DeBONIS (THE WASHINGTON POST)

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Food stamp cuts not as broad as first projected Cuts to the nation’s food stamp program are only affecting four states, an Associated Press review found. A bill passed in February scaled back what lawmakers called a loophole in the program that entitles families to more food aid if they participate in a federal heating assistance program. States were giving some people as little as $1 a year in heating assistance so they could get more food aid. Among the 16 states that allow the practice, 12 governors have taken steps to avoid the food stamp cuts by increasing the minimum heating aid to $20 to comply with new requirements. (AP) POLITICS

Biden sorry for using slur Vice President Joe Biden said Wednesday he used a poor choice of words when he referred to unscrupulous moneylenders as “Shylocks” when speaking to a legal aid group Tuesday. Hours after apologizing, Biden caused another stir when he referred to a Singapore politician as the “wisest man in the Orient,” according to media blog Mediaite. (AP/EXPRESS)

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Buddha works wonders In 2009, Dan Stevenson placed a Buddha statue on a median strip in his crime-ridden residential neighborhood in Oakland, Calif., according to news site sfgate.com. Five years later, the statue has worked miracles. Residents started leaving flowers and candles at the site. Worshipers started showing up for daily prayers in 2012, according to the website, and the crime rate has plummeted by 82 percent since then, police said. Stevenson, who is not religious, said he was just feeling hopeful when he planted the statue, and was showered with gifts from Buddhists after he placed it. (EXPRESS)

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Pregnant women face mortgage discrimination The U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development launched 15 maternity-leave discrimination investigations this year, a HUD official said. Bryan Greene said getting a mortgage while pregnant or on leave is hard because banks assume women won’t go back to work. (THE WASHINGTON POST)

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President Barack Obama reiterated Wednesday that he does not plan to put U.S. boots on the ground in Syria.

House reluctantly votes to arm Syrians POLITICS The House on Wednesday approved P resident Ba rack Obama’s plan to train and equip moderate Syrian rebels to counter the growing threat of the Islamic State terrorist organization even though lawmakers in both parties remain deeply skeptical about its chances for success. The Senate is expected to give the plan final approval today. In more than six hours of debate, spread over two days, very few House lawmakers stepped forward to give a full-throated endorsement of the Obama plan. Every ideological corner of the House found reason to doubt the mission, and those doubts now portend what could be a very difficult debate in November and December over a broader

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Also Wednesday IRAQ WON’T WELCOME U.S.: Iraq’s new Prime Minister Haider al-Abadi ruled out stationing U.S. ground troops in his country. OBAMA SAYS NO GROUND TROOPS:

President Barack Obama reaffirmed that he does not intend to send U.S. troops into combat against the Islamic State group. U.S. MAN LINKED TO MILITANTS: A New York man accused of plotting to kill U.S. military members faces new charges that he tried to aid the Islamic State group in Syria and Iraq. DEMPSEY QUESTIONS IRAQI ARMY:

Army Gen. Martin Dempsey, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, said about half of Iraq’s army is incapable of being an effective partner with the U.S. (AP)

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The proportion of Americans who believe that getting a college education is “very important” — down from 75 percent four years ago — according to an annual PDK-Gallup poll on educational views. Also in the poll, 69 percent of parents thought they would be able to pay for college for their oldest child, compared to 77 percent in 2010. (THE WASHINGTON POST) Fed signals plan to keep key interest rate at record low

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GAZA CITY, GAZA STRIP It was a good house, Yousif Qirshalli said, staring at the rubble baking in the sun. He had built it over three decades. But its destruction, which occurred on a mid-July day in an Israeli airstrike, wasn’t the worst part. That came when Qirshalli, 65, inquired about local rent prices — and learned there was no way he could afford them. Official numbers are few in Gaza City, a densely populated seaside enclave of 600,000. But rights groups and economists agree that apartment rents here have more than doubled since the war ended, as thousands of

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Violence in Ukraine rises as rebels reject deal Shelling in rebel-held parts of east Ukraine killed at least 12 civilians Wednesday, as a leader of pro-Russia rebels rejected Ukrainian legislation meant to end the unrest in the east. Meanwhile, Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko is expected to ask the U.S. for economic and military aid in Washington today. (AP/THE WASHINGTON POST)

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9 pounds of cocaine found in Vatican car Nine pounds of cocaine and several ounces of marijuana were found in France in a car that had Vatican diplomatic plates, according to the Telegraph. The newspaper reported that the car belonged to Cardinal Jorge Maria Mejia, 91, who holds the title of emeritus librarian. The two men who drove the car were told to take it for a routine servicing by Mejia’s security team. Instead, the Telegraph reported, they took it to Spain to buy drugs. (EXPRESS)

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Too close to call ahead of Scotland referendum People in Scotland are set to go to the polls today to answer one seemingly simple question: Should Scotland be an independent country? The race is too close to call, and the implications of the “Yes” side winning are huge. Here are some things to know. (AP/E XPRES S/ THE WASHINGTON POST ) Which side is up? It depends whom you ask. Opinion polls have failed to put either side decisively ahead, with most tallies giving the “No” side a slight lead within the margin of error. Bookmakers, however, are more sure of a “No” win. A winning 1 pound bet on “Yes” would pay out 5 pounds from many bookies, while the same pound would return just 1.20 pounds from a winning wager on “No.” One, Betfair, has already paid out on a “No” win.

What’s the media reaction? It’s ranged from panic to sympathy on the English side for their neighbors to the north. In an editorial, the Daily Mail said it “extends an apology to all Scots for the way the Westminster political class has conducted itself” in a plea for a “No” vote. On the Scottish side, Rupert Murdoch-owned Scottish Sun ran opinion columns by “Yes” and “No” leaders and told Scots: “The Scottish Sun has faith in you to make the right choice.”

Are people worried?

What of undecideds?

Banks appear to be. The Times reported that English banks have moved millions of pounds to Scotland, just in case a “Yes” vote prompts a bank run as people fear for the future of the pound in an independent Scotland. British officials have warned that a breakup could be turbulent. “It’s the uncertainty that is the killer of independence,” said Alistair Carmichael, the British government’s secretary of state for Scotland.

They exist! Polls suggest that 8 to 14 percent of the electorate is unsure whether to answer “Yes” or “No.” Tom Costley, head of the polling company TNS Scotland, said undecided voters were being “torn between the head and heart,” concerned about the economic risks but yearning for a government with full power. Pollsters say what is remarkable about the undecided voters is that so many are so certain that they will cast their ballot.

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North Korean citizens “feel proud of the world’s most advantageous human rights system.” NORTH KOREA, in a statement accompanying the release of a report by the country’s Association for Human Rights

Studies that looked at the country’s human rights situation in a 53,558-word report

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Want to snoop on those who snoop?

Speaking of snooping … If you’re worried about being tracked down by Big Brother via that smartphone in your pocket, Australian clothing company The Affair has come up with a way for you to go off the grid, Wired reports. The “UnPocket” is a snap-on pouch made from fabrics that block cell, Wi-Fi, GPS and RFID signals. According to the company’s Kickstarter page — which is taking preorders — it’s “stealth fashion for the undersurveillance society.” The “1984 collection,” it says, is “inspired by Orwell, built for Snowden.” (EXPRESS)

Bitter news about artificial sweeteners Artificial sweeteners might be triggering higher blood sugar levels in some people and contributing to the problems they were designed to combat, such as diabetes and obesity, according to new findings published Wednesday in the journal Nature. (AP/ THE WASHINGTON POST )

The finding Researchers found that several of the most widely used types of noncalorie sweeteners in food and drinks — saccharin, sucralose and aspartame — caused mice to experience increased risk of glucose intolerance, a condition that can lead to diabetes.

The reasoning The work suggests that the sweeteners change the composition of normal, beneficial bacteria in the gut. That appears to hamper how well the body handles sugar in the diet, which in turn can result in higher blood sugar levels.

The recommendation The authors said more research is needed and they are not recommending any changes in how people use artificial sweeteners based on the study. They said people shouldn’t see the findings as a suggestion that sugar-sweetened drinks are preferable to artificial sweeteners.

TECHNOLOGY As a black sedan pulled into downtown Washington traffic earlier this week, a man in the back seat with a specially outfitted smartphone in each hand was watching for signs of surveillance in action. “Whoa, we’ve just been hit twice on this block,” he said not far from FBI headquarters. Then as the car passed the Federal Trade Commission’s limestone edifice, “OK, we just got probed.” Then again, just a few minutes later, as the car moved between the Supreme Court and the Capitol, he said, “That’s the beginning of an interception.” The man was Aaron Turner, chief executive of IntegriCell, a mobile security company. The specially outfitted smartphones, he said, are designed to act like high-tech divining rods that warn users of suspicious mobile activity, potentially indicating surveillance equipment used by police, intelligence agencies and others to track people and snoop on their calls. Known as IMSI catchers, for the unique identifying phone code called an IMSI, the surveillance devices trick mobile phones into thinking they have logged onto legitimate cell networks, such as Verizon or AT&T, when in fact the signals have been hijacked. For years, researchers have warned of the growing prevalence of the equipment, and

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Tech firm tries to pull back curtain on surveillance efforts in Washington

These spots in D.C. where the CryptoPhone detected “suspicious activity” may indicate the presence of a surveillance device called “IMSI catcher.”

Turner said the spygear is rife throughout the Washington area. How rife? Turner and his colleagues claim that their specially outfitted smartphone, called the GSMK CryptoPhone, had detected signs of as many as 18 IMSI catchers in less than two days of driving through the region. A map of these locations, released Wednesday afternoon, looks like a primer on the geography of Washington power, with the surveillance devices reportedly near the White House, Capitol, foreign embassies and the cluster of federal contractors near Dulles

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International Airport. “I think there’s even more here,” said Les Goldsmith, chief executive of ESD America, a technology company that is working with IntegriCell to promote the CryptoPhone. “That was just us driving around for a day and a half.” Security experts have warned that some of CryptoPhone’s claims may be overblown as the company rides a surge in publicity and business in the aftermath of last year’s revelations by former National Security Agency contractor Edward

Snowden. Few doubt the underlying technology, but several in recent days have questioned the ability of CryptoPhone to locate individual IMSI catchers with the precision its marketers claim. “I would bet money that there are governments that are spying in D.C.,” said Christopher Soghoian, the principal technologist for the American Civil Liberties Union who has written extensively on the use and abuse of IMSI catchers. “Whether you can detect that with a $3,000 device, I don’t know.” Experts say the most common users of IMSI catchers are law enforcement agencies, but such gear has become so affordable and common that criminals may be using them to spy on targets, including perhaps the police themselves. Reasonably skilled hobbyists can build an IMSI catcher, which typically consists of high-tech boxes with radio antennas, for less than $1,500. Goldsmith and Turner are looking to market the CryptoPhone, at $3,500 apiece, to big businesses that might have reason to fear industrial espionage. ASHKAN SOLTANI AND CRAIG TIMBERG (THE WASHINGTON POST)

ALASKAN BOUNTY

The approximate amount of money each Alaskan resident will receive this year from the state’s oil wealth savings account — the third-richest ever. Alas, it’s not all free money. Residents must pay federal taxes on the bounty. (AP)

Doctor says Toronto Mayor Rob Ford has rare, difficult cancer

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Memorable Nats games The Nationals’ 2014 season will be remembered for whatever they do in the postseason, but here are three unforgettable games from this year’s regular season.

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JEFFREY TOMIK (EXPRESS)

How Nats can win it all Now that the Nationals have cleaned up after soaking themselves in champagne and beer following Tuesday’s NL East-clinching win, attention turns to the postseason and whether this group can make a run at a World Series title. Many core players were on the 2012 team that fell to the Cardinals in five games of the NLDS. They have experience, but the Nationals will need more than that to make a deep run this October. Here are five things Washington needs in order to win the World Series. JASON BUT T (FOR E XPRES S)

Harper stays hot

After slumping for threefourths of the year, left fielder Bryce Harper has turned his season around at the right time. Prior to Wednesday’s series finale against the Braves, he was hitting .293 with 10 home runs since Aug. 7. While the Nationals have plenty of balance, every postseason team needs a star to produce when it matters most. Harper has to be that guy.

Zimmerman finds groove after layoff

Fister, Roark, Zimmermann stay locked in

Ryan Zimmerman, who has been out since late July while rehabilitating an injured hamstring, needs time to get reacclimated before the postseason starts. The position he’ll play when he returns is uncertain, but the Nationals definitely need his bat. He has hit .282 this year, and Washington is 34-19 with him in the lineup.

Surprisingly, Stephen Strasburg and Gio Gonzalez have been the Nationals’ least consistent starters this season. It’s imperative for Doug Fister (2.55 ERA), Tanner Roark (2.85) and Jordan Zimmermann (2.83) to keep their stellar pitching performances going. In games these three have started since August, Washington is 18-8.

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Storen forgets about 2012

With Drew Storen assuming the role of Washington’s closer, he can’t have a repeat of his 2012 postseason blunder, when he gave up four runs in the top of the ninth to the Cardinals in Game 5 of the NLDS and the Nats lost 9-7. This season, Storen has been great: Before Wednesday’s game, he had a 1.23 ERA and had earned a save in his previous six appearances.

Bench steps up

There will be a point where the Nationals need a key pinch hit this postseason. The utility guys that don’t see much playing time will need to continue preparing like they’re starters. Kevin Frandsen (.263) and Scott Hairston (.211) will be relied upon, as will Asdrubal Cabrera (.241), who will likely move to the bench whenever Zimmerman returns.

3 Nats 4, Brewers 2 (16) June 24, Miller Park

Running low on pitchers, the Nationals escaped with a win after Ryan Zimmerman’s two-run blast in the 16th. Rafael Soriano got the save.

2 Nats 5, Mets 3 (13) Aug. 7, Nationals Park

Bryce Harper was in such a slump, a radio host asked if it would be a bad idea to send him to the minors. Then he hit a walk-off homer in the 13th.

1 Nats 1, D’Backs 0 Aug. 21, Nationals Park

It wasn’t a pretty win, but Denard Span scored on an error to stretch the Nats’ winning streak to 10 — five of the last six being walkoffs.

STATS ENTERING WEDNESDAY

BEST IN THE NL?

Run differential of the Nationals entering Wednesday’s game — the best in the NL. With 12 games left in the regular season, Washington ranked second in the NL in runs scored — behind only the Rockies — and had the best team ERA. The Nationals also owned the best NL record. (EXPRESS)

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Not ready to stop party Nationals appear more focused than they did when they won the NL East two years ago

Predicting Nats’ roster for playoffs In every portion of the team, from how to handle Ryan Zimmerman to the starting rotation, the Nationals face hard choices. Here’s one guess at how the Nationals will make them. ADAM KILGORE ( THE WASHINGTON POST )

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How Harper got his helmet

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NATIONALS The Nationals’ celebration Tuesday night felt different than two years ago, more appreciative, somehow restrained despite the chaos. It felt like a culmination two years ago. It felt like a benchmark this season. The Nationals arrived in spring training with less bravado than in 2013 but more confidence, facing less external expectation but carrying more internal assuredness. They had their hearts broken in 2012 and crumbled under massive hype in 2013, and the shared experience had hardened their exterior. “I think it was more of a wakeup call of how hard it is to get into the playoffs,” first baseman Adam LaRoche said Tuesday night in the raucous visiting clubhouse at Turner Field. “No matter how good your team is on paper it’s just not that easy.” Through the toil of a six-month season, they shed the disappointment from 2013 and became the

team they believed they were. In his first full season, Anthony Rendon became a darkhorse MVP candidate. LaRoche bounced back from his worst season to lead the team in home runs. Denard Span reached base in 36 straight games. Their pitching staff led the NL in ERA and might set the all-time record for strikeout-towalk ratio. In August, they won 10 straight games, five of the final six on walk-off victories. “Persistence,” shortstop Ian Desmond said. “Through injuries, through some times where

we could have crumbled, we kept on going.” In the clubhouse, the Nationals did not hide their aspirations. Where would they go from here? “All the way,” Bryce Harper said, suds pooling on the brim of his fireman’s helmet. “I’m telling you right now, we got the pitching, we got the depth, we got the bullpen to do what we need to do. One through nine, our lineup is unbelievable.” Gio Gonzalez compared the division title seasons in terms of hairstyles: 2012, he said, was like a

mullet — business up front, party in the back. This year, he said, is a clean-cut look, all business. Two years ago, they were satisfied to win. They celebrated Tuesday night with a deeper understanding of what they had done, and what could still be accomplished. “It just seems like we’re hungry,” Gonzalez said. “You can see it in our eyes, like we haven’t eaten in a while. Now, it’s almost like shaking hands and it’s on to the next level.”

Bryce Harper’s cryptic, since-deleted tweet last Friday asking D.C. firefighters for a favor in exchange for a bat or some tickets now makes sense. Harper’s appeal made its way to D.C. firefighter John Landi, a seven-year veteran of the department who works at Truck 17. One of Landi’s friends in the department started working on the helmet on Friday. By Sunday, it was ready to be shipped to Atlanta. “It’s cool that when he wins the division, he reps the D.C. Fire Department,” Landi said. SCOTT ALLEN

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Rotation

Bullpen

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1. S. Strasburg

3. D. Fister

1. D. Storen

5. C. Stammen

1. D. Span

5. I. Desmond

1. J. Lobaton

4. S. Hairston

2. J. Zimmermann

4. G. Gonzalez

2. T. Clippard

6. R. Detwiler

2. A. Rendon

6. B. Harper

2. N. Schierholtz

5. R. Zimmerman

3. M. Thornton

7. T. Roark

3. J. Werth

7. A. Cabrera

3. D. Espinosa

4. A. Barrett

8. R. Soriano

4. A. LaRoche

8. W. Ramos

Nationals players celebrate clinching the NL East after beating the Braves in Atlanta on Tuesday night.

It’s not Tanner Roark’s fault. He has gone 14-10 with a 2.85 ERA and has been one of the Nationals’ four best starters this season. But will he be one of their best starters going forward? Roark has thrown 192⅓ innings, about 30 more than he ever has before in a professional season. He hasn’t faded, but manager Matt Williams has hesitated to stick with him late in games. Roark also has experience out of the bullpen.

Injured Marlins star Giancarlo Stanton finished for season

The odd man out is Jerry Blevins, whom the Nationals acquired in December to become their top lefthanded set-up man. Matt Thornton, with his 97-mph fastball, has taken that role. Blevins has a 6.10 ERA since the all-star break. Rafael Soriano could pitch his way off the roster by Game 162. For now, the Nationals still believe in his experience.

Bench

As he returns from a torn hamstring, Ryan Zimmerman’s situation is fluid. When healthy and with full timing, Zimmerman is still the Nationals’ best hitter. Will Zimmerman have both health and timing by Oct. 3? The Nationals have gone 28-15 since they acquired Asdrubal Cabrera at the trade deadline. His presence gives the Nats their best possible defense.

Pegulas’ bid to buy Bills OK’d by NFL committee

It would be incredibly difficult to leave Kevin Frandsen off the roster. He has performed his role well all season, providing defensive versatility and professional at-bats off the bench while helping to form the team’s spirit. It wouldn’t be a surprise if Williams keeps him. But with Zimmerman’s return, what does Frandsen offer the roster that the Nationals can’t get elsewhere?

Navy QB Keenan Reynolds plans to start Saturday vs. Rutgers

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Winston benched for 1st half NFL

Panthers’ Hardy made inactive The Panthers have removed Greg Hardy from the team’s active roster until the Pro Bowl defensive end’s domestic violence case is resolved. Carolina general manager Dave Gettleman said Hardy will continue to be paid and is allowed to be at the team facility, but will not practice. Hardy earns more than $770,000 each week during the regular season. (AP)

COLLEGE FOOTBALL Ja meis Wi nston has been benched for the first half of Saturday’s game against Clemson after making “offensive and vulgar” comments about women and Florida State officials say that the quarterback will undergo internal discipline. The decision was announced Wednesday in a joint statement by Florida State interim President Dr. Garnett S. Stokes and athletic director Stan Wilcox. Several students tweeted Winston stood on campus Tuesday and shouted a lascivious comment about female anatomy that may have derived from an Internet meme. The president and AD said, “As the university’s most visible ambassadors, student-athletes at

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Florida State disciplines QB for making offensive remarks about women

Jameis Winston and Florida State face No. 22 Clemson on Saturday.

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act in a way that reflects dignity and respect for others.” The 20 -year-old Winston addressed his inappropriate comments before Wednesday’s practice at his weekly news conference, saying: “I have to tone it down.”

The Heisman Trophy winner gave a statement in which he added, “I just want to apologize to my university, my coaches and my teammates. I’m not a me person, but in that situation it was a selfish act. That’s not how you do things. I really want to apologize to my teammates because I have now made a selfish act for them.” Winston’s latest poor off-field decision comes when Florida State is under scrutiny. The university is currently under investigation by the Department of Education for the way it handles reports of sexual assault, including a case involving Winston. The investigation was prompted by a complaint from a FSU student who says Winston assaulted her in 2012. The top-ranked Seminoles host No. 22 Clemson on Saturday in a big ACC showdown. KAREEM COPELAND (AP)

RGIII to be re-evaluated after 10 days in a cast REDSKINS Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III will wear the cast on his dislocated left ankle for roughly 10 days and then will have it re-evaluated, coach Jay Gruden said. The Redskins on Monday didn’t disclose a timeline for Griffin’s recovery,simply stating that he will miss an indefinite period of time. Gruden said Monday afternoon — the day after the injury, and hours after the quarterback had an MRI exam on the ankle — that the results were being forwarded to North Carolina-based foot and ankle specialist Robert Anderson. He said that the team hadn’t received even a rough timeline for Griffin’s recovery.

But on Wednesday, Gruden said Anderson’s findings didn’t turn up any additional damage, and that the Redskins now have a better idea of what to expect. “It’s what we thought it was and it’s going to be 10 days in a cast and then it’ll be rehab process, probably four to six weeks, somewhere in there,” Gruden said. Such a timeline would mean about an eight-week absence for Griffin. A group of orthopedic surgeons told The Post on Sunday that a recovery of such length would represent the best-case scenario. But it’s unclear if Griffin would reclaim his starting job as soon as he received clearance. “ We’ll cross that bridge when it comes,” Gruden said. MIKE JONES (THE WASHINGTON POST)

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Judy Garland collaborates with Judy Garland in “After the Rainbow,” a video installation that combines clips from “The Wizard of Oz” with footage from one of her 1960s performances. “We’ve always been interested in the way older women can be associated with a sense of expiration or invisibility,” says Dominique Angeloro, who with her sister Dan makes up art collective Soda_Jerk. “We want to re-represent those figures as resilient and experienced.” (Film as a tomb for icons is the thesis of Soda_Jerk’s related live video performance, “The Carousel,” set for 7 p.m. Oct. 3.) LORI McCUE (EXPRESS) National Museum of Women in the Arts, 1250 New York Ave. NW; Fri. through Nov. 2, free.

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Key tickets Stevie Wonder: The piano man is re-creating his 1976 double LP “Songs in the Key of Life” live. Wonder comes to Verizon Center on Nov. 9; tickets ($49.50-$149.50) are on sale Sept. 29 at Ticketmaster. W. Kamau Bell: The former host of the late-night comedy series “Totally Biased” returns to Sixth and I for a stand-up set on Nov. 22. Tickets are available Friday at 10 a.m. for $20 via Ticketmaster. Jason Isbell: The Southern rocker returns to D.C. on Feb. 4 with folkie Damien Jurado opening. Their show at the Lincoln Theatre ($40) goes on sale Friday at 10 a.m. at Ticketfly. RUDI GREENBERG (EXPRESS)

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See the Mall from a new view MUSEUMS Next summer, visitors at the National Museum of American History will get a neverbefore-seen view of the National Mall. As part of a $37 million renovation, the museum has carved a 100-foot-wide window out of what used to be solid concrete and stone. “One of the real treasures of this project is we are introducing this view of the Washington Monument, the new African American History Museum and the Calder sculpture,” says Jeffrey Hirsch of EwingCole, the architecture firm behind the project. “It’s really going to transform how people are going to

A rendering shows the new window and the “Gwenfritz” at the American history museum.

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see this space.” The sculpture Hirsch mentions is a 35ton modernist masterpiece by Alexander Calder. Named “Gwenfritz,” after arts patron Gwendolyn Cafritz, it was one of the first publicly funded D.C. sculptures to buck the guy-on-a-horse motif when installed in 1969. In 1983, museum officials moved the sculpture to make room for a bandstand. Now, “Gwenfritz” is back where Calder wanted it, though you’ll have to peek through construction fences to see it, or wait until July 4, when the first floor of the museum’s west wing reopens. SADIE DINGFELDER (EXPRESS)

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That’s the ‘Spirit’ The National Theatre is adding star power to its theatrical lineup in the ageless form of Angela Lansbury, above. Next March, the five-time Tony winner will reprise her recent Broadway success in Noel Coward’s “Blithe Spirit.” Tickets go on sale Oct. 31. “It’s a timeless comedic role,” Lansbury says. (THE WASHINGTON POST)

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Getting the clan back together

“The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby: Them” alternates between the perspectives of Conor (James McAvoy, left) and Eleanor (Jessica Chastain).

Heartbreak, from all sides Director Ned Benson’s ‘Rigby’ movies deliver varying points of view FILM A typical screenplay is around 100 pages long. Ned Benson, writer and director of “The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby,” is that nerd in the class who does more than what’s required — his “Rigby” script was 223 pages. Granted, he did wind up getting three movies out of it. First comes the version out locally Friday, “The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby: Them,” which combines the perspectives of the two main characters, Eleanor and Conor (Jessica Chastain

and James McAvoy), a couple whose marriage is crumbling (the reason isn’t revealed until late in the film). This fall, two more versions, subtitled “Him” and “Her” and each telling one side of the story, will get limited releases. So … three movies, the same story: Which one is the truth? “I think [“Them”] is definitely a more objective point of view, in terms of the reliability,” Benson says. “I was able to be more omnipotent in the storytelling of it because I didn’t have to be stuck within the framework of creating a subjective viewpoint.” That doesn’t mean “Them” is straightforward; the film not only shifts constantly between

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Eleanor’s and Conor’s stories, but also moves forward and backward in time without much warning (Chastain gets a drastic haircut, which helps audiences keep the timelines straight). B e n s o n ch o s e that technique, Benson he says, to better reflect how we remember things — not necessarily chronologically, but in dribs and drabs. “I didn’t want to use chronology; I wanted to use memory,” Benson says. “I was more interested in behavior and how that defined these characters,” rather than a strict, A-to-Z telling of their story.

The greatest ambiguity in “Them” (and, we can assume, in the other two films) stems from Benson’s refusal to pass judgment on his characters — no one is bad, no one is wronged, no one is at fault. Until, that is, the audience decides it’s so, which has been Benson’s experience as he’s attended screenings and heard people’s wildly different interpretations of the film(s). “We all experience things in different ways and have our own subjective experiences in life,” Benson says. “I’d rather present things to you and let you react the way you react. Ultimately I have no control over that, and that’s the beauty of seeing movies.” KRISTEN PAGE-KIRBY (EXPRESS)

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When Mathias (Kevin Kline) inherits a Paris apartment that would totally win “House Hunters International” if it were a competitive reality show, he thinks he has it made. The problem is 92-year-old Mathilde (Maggie Smith, left, with Kline) lives there and he can’t take possession of the apartment until she dies because the French have weird ways of doing stuff. “My Old Lady” follows the pair (and Mathilde’s daughter Chloe, played by Kristin Scott Thomas) as they negotiate both business and emotional minefields. The film is an often-sweet, often-dark movie about what happens when real estate gets really, really real. KRISTEN PAGE-KIRBY (EXPRESS)

In “This Is Where I Leave You,” out Friday, an impossibly good-looking family gets together to bury their father and admire Connie Britton’s hair. At least that’s what we’d be doing; movie family reunions have included weirder activities. ‘AUGUST: OSAGE COUNTY’

When the Westons come together after the death of their patriarch, their family dynamics are so screwed up the funeral is the most fun part of the reunion. ‘DEATH AT A FUNERAL’

The 2010 remake of a 2007 British film (both of which star Peter Dinklage) also centers on a funeral, but one that’s so hilarious you kind of forget that someone is dead. ‘THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS’

Wes Anderson brings his signature visual style to detail what happens when a family of child prodigies reunite after hearing their father is terminally ill; then it’s about what happens when it turns out he’s not. ‘BIG FISH’ It’s not a big family reunion, but this 2003 Tim Burton film focuses on a son who comes to the bedside of his dying father; it’s one of the few films that brings both the laughs and the ugly cry. ‘THE KIDS ARE ALL RIGHT’

Getting together with your dad takes a modern twist when the dad in question is a sperm donor. And then the family tree gets more twisted when one of your lesbian moms sleeps with him.

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Sally Ride, shown aboard the Challenger in 1983, was well-known as America’s first female astronaut. A new biography reveals a private life few knew.

She needed her space Sally Ride was extremely private, which made writing her biography challenging BOOKS W hen Sa lly R ide d ie d i n 2012 at the age of 61, the world was taken by surprise. Few knew that America’s first woman in space had pancreatic cancer, and even fewer knew that she had a partner, a woman named Tam O’Shaughnessy, even though the two had been together for nearly 30 years. Ride’s good friend Lynn Sherr found out both of those facts minutes before the rest of the American public, when Ride’s secretary gave her a call. “It certainly was news to me,” says Sherr, a journalist who became close friends with Ride while covering the space program for ABC News. “It saddened me that she felt that she couldn’t share that part of her life with me.” Then O’Shaughnessy asked

Sherr to write Ride’s biography. Though many of Ride’s accomplishments are very public, like her historic 1983 flight aboard the Challenger space shuttle at age 32, Sherr knew it would be a daunting task. This was, after all, a woman who was good at keeping secrets. How could Sherr be sure she’d unearthed them all? “I was pretty thorough, but I’m sure at some point something will turn up and — who knows? — maybe I will add a chapter to the book,” Sherr says. For “Sally Ride: America’s First Woman in Space,” Sherr (who will be discussing her book at a Smithsonian Associates event on Tuesday) dug up plenty of surprising tidbits about her old friend. Here are a few facts that were news to us. SADIE DINGFELDER (EXPRESS)

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Her tennis skills helped cinch her spot on the space shuttle

Ride, a superstar college tennis player who chose physics over a sports career, was a quick study when it came to operating the Challenger’s robot arm. Her hand-eye coordination probably helped her beat out the other astronauts vying to be the first American women in space, Lynn Sherr says.

She secretly met with a Russian cosmonaut

After Ride’s history-making flight in 1983, NASA sent her on a European tour. Tensions with the Soviet Union were high, and Ride had been instructed not to be photographed with Soviets. But when she ran into Russian cosmonaut Svetlana Savitskaya in Budapest, Hungary, the two women arranged a secret meeting through mutual friends. “She certainly never told the State Department about that,” Sherr says.

She leaked a crucial report during the Challenger investigation

A report showing that the space shuttle’s O-rings could fail in sub-zero temperatures — and that NASA management knew it — landed in Ride’s hands. She gave it to another member of the group charged with investigating the 1986 disaster, and that’s how the truth got out.

She turned down the head NASA job, twice (sort of)

President Bill Clinton asked Ride to serve as NASA Administrator. She declined, and later made it clear to the Obama administration that she still wasn’t interested. “She really didn’t want to be in the public eye, and she didn’t want to deal with bureaucracy,” Sherr says.

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There’s a spot on the moon named after her

Ride coordinated a program in which middle school students could snap photos of the moon from NASA’s two GRAIL spacecraft. In 2012, when the GRAIL mission was over, both units crash-landed on the moon. NASA dubbed the spot the “Sally K. Ride Impact Site.”

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18 THU ★ Nistha Raj The violinist and Strathmore Artist-inResidence blends classical Hindustani music with elements of jazz, rock, and beat box to put an entirely new spin on Indian classical music.

19 FRI ★ Listen Local First DC presents Paperhaus

The popular D.C. psychedelic pop rock band featuring Alex Tebeleff, Eduardo Rivera, and Danny Bentley performs.

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The Serbian accordionist showcases his unique range and musicality. Presented in cooperation with the Embassy of Serbia.

21 SUN ★ D.C. Legendary Musicians Band Representing more than 50 years of music, this band features the talents of D.C. musicians who have performed nationally and internationally with their own bands and other renowned performers such as Wilson Pickett, James Brown, Elvis Presley, Ray Charles, Al Green, and The Manhattans.

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The acclaimed D.C. native takes the stage. An alumna of the NBC Stand Up for Diversity program, one of the breakout New Faces at the 2013 Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal, and a writer and correspondent of FX’s Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell, she has also been a contributing writer for NPR, Reader’s Digest, The Hufﬁngton Post, and The Washington Post magazine and regularly performs at the Upright Citizen’s Brigades in Los Angeles and New York City. Chelsea Shorte opens.

23 TUE ★ Tri Minh’s Quartet The Hanoi Conservatory–trained composer, jazz pianist, and contemporary sound artist and his quartet use improvisation to create dialogue between instruments in Sounds from Hanoi. Part of Center Stage, a program created by the U.S. Department of State’s Bureau of Educational and Cultural Affairs, in partnership with New England Foundation for the Arts.

24 WED ★ Ceibadanza The Ecuadorian dance company offers a performance combining traditional folkloric and contemporary elements.

LOCAL DANCE COMMISSIONING PROJECT The Millennium Stage Local Dance Commissioning Project (LDCP) supports the local dance community by nurturing the creation of new dance work and presenting that new work to a wide audience via the Millennium Stage.

25 THU & 26 FRI ★ Arturo Garcia The dancer and choreographer presents his new dance work Here & Now, bringing his Arlington-based dance troupe, Company Danzante, to the stage.

The Millennium Stage was created and underwritten by James A. Johnson and Maxine Isaacs to make the performing arts accessible to everyone in fulﬁllment of the Kennedy Center’s mission to its community and the nation. Additional funding for the Millennium Stage is provided by DC Commission on the Arts and Humanities, The Isadore and Bertha Gudelsky Family Foundation, Inc., Jaylee M. Mead†, The Meredith Foundation, The Morris and Gwendolyn Cafritz Foundation, Dr. Deborah Rose and Dr. Jan A.J. Stolwijk, U.S. Department of Education, and the Millennium Stage Endowment Fund.

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28 SUN ★

Family Night: Youth Speaks “Raise Up” Contest Winners The Kennedy Center and Youth Speaks present a hip-hop and spoken word program featuring the winners of a nationwide competition designed to use the power of spoken word, hip-hop, and the reach of public media to foster a discussion among young people about their education and future aspirations. Free general admission tickets will be distributed in the Hall of Nations starting at approximately 4:30 p.m., up to 2 tickets per person.

29 MON ★ SambaDá The Santa Cruz-based band plays music based in the rich musical traditions of Brazil, with references to salsa and cumbia, blending them playfully with funk and reggae beats.

Qadar: An Operetta for Children

Scenes from a new opera by Tony Small introduce western audiences to the music and culture of Oman through a seamless exchange of African and Arabic music genres.

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Founded by award-winning hip-hop artist and U.S. State Department Global Ambassador Gabriel “Asheru” Benn, Guerilla Arts Ink is a local arts organization dedicated to serving area youth with authentic arts and cultural programming and apprenticeship opportunities. This performance showcases the talents of a very special group of teaching artists who have dedicated their time and talents to make the world a better place.

30 TUE ★ Selections from

Free general admission tickets will be distributed in the States Gallery starting at approximately 5:30 p.m., up to 2 tickets per person. This program contains mature themes and strong language.

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27 SAT ★ Asheru’s Guerilla Arts Ink

Live Internet broadcast, video archive, artist information, and more at

kennedy-center.org/millennium TAKE METRO to the Foggy Bottom/ GWU station and ride the free Kennedy Center shuttle departing every 15 minutes until midnight.

FREE TOURS are given daily by the Friends of the Kennedy Center tour guides. Tour hours: Monday thru Friday, 10 a.m.–5 p.m., and Saturday and Sunday from 10 a.m.–1 p.m. For information, call (202) 416-8340.

The Cuban jazz pianist, one of Havana’s great young talents, blends traditional Cuban and jazz music.

For more information call: (202) 467-4600 GET CONNECTED! Become a fan of Millennium Stage on Facebook and check out artist photos, upcoming events, and more!

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Daniel Boulud left a culinary career in D.C. in the 1980s to pursue opportunities in New York. Last Saturday, the French-born chef made a triumphant return with the debut of DBGB (931 H St. NW), a French-meets-American bistro modeled after his New York City hit of the same name. We met with the chef over coffee and madeleines and were charmed. HOLLEY SIMMONS (EXPRESS) Can you name one member of the Beastie Boys? Josh? What’s your favorite Beatles song? “Yellow Submarine.” Do you have a nickname? My sister-in-law used to call me “Danny the Fanny.” It never stuck. I’m not sure I know what fanny means. I’m not going to touch that one. Do you have a prized possession?

I don’t own too many things, but my prized possession is my father’s ring. I never wear it because it only goes halfway on my pinky. If you weren’t a chef, what would you be? An artist. There is nothing freer than being an artist. What is your favorite season? I like them all but fall is No. 1. Spring is my second favorite because it’s an awakening of peas and herbs. HOLLEY SIMMONS (EXPRESS)

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Hot tub time machine Marie Antoinette frolics in a Jacuzzi as France rebels in Woolly’s latest play

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STAGE Marie Antoinette sure could have used an image consultant. Historians generally describe the French queen as a kindhearted and intelligent woman. She may have been frivolous, but she wasn’t the empty-headed, out-of-touch ninny of popular imagination. When the 14-year-old blondhaired, blue-eyed beauty married the future king of France in 1770, she was a national sensation. It was much later, as the country geared up for revolution, that Marie became a convenient target for pamphleteers, who used her to symbolize the profligate, morally corrupt monarchy. She was beheaded in 1793. “Marie Antoinette didn’t even say ‘Let them eat cake,’ but that’s what everyone remembers her for,” says Kimberly Gilbert, who portrays the doomed royal in Woolly Mammoth’s season opener, “Marie Antoinette.” “That just goes to show the power of a smear campaign.” Though Gilbert grew up “solidly middle class,” she feels a kinship with the pampered queen. It helps that they both spent their childhoods outdoors, climbing trees and exploring nature, Gilbert says. “I think that has a lot to do with

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Kimberly Gilbert as Marie Antoinette, center, holds court in a Jacuzzi with two of her fabulous friends.

how she reacted to being cooped up as this queen in a palace of walls and mirrors,” Gilbert says. “No wonder there was a restless spirit inside of her that wanted to rebel.” Both Marie Antoinette and Gilbert came from big families — Marie Antoinette was the second youngest of 16 siblings, and Gilbert is the youngest of nine. “Being the baby of a large family means that you get left to your own devices, and you get to roam free,” Gilbert says. “I keep thinking about how tough it must have been for her, in her final years, to be imprisoned in a tiny confined space.” Tried on trumped-up charges of treason, sexual abuse and other transgressions, Marie didn’t wallow in self pity as her execution approached. Neither does the play, director Yury Urnov says. “We never let anything dwell

Let them eat donuts For Thursday’s performance of “Marie Antoinette,” Woolly is hosting a Cake and Ale happy hour at 6 p.m., featuring six Bluejacket Brewery beers paired with donuts from GBD (all of which will correspond to characters from the show). For $60, you can eat and drink all you want, then stumble into the theatre for the play at 8 p.m. RUDI GREENBERG (EXPRESS)

in farce or tragedy or realism too long,” he says. Absurdist touches, like a talking sheep who warns Marie about civil unrest in Paris, keep things light. The set’s centerpiece is a working Jacuzzi, used by Marie and two of her fabulous friends

as they nibble truffles and dish on fashion trends. (Whether the play takes place now, in the 1700s or somewhere in between is intentionally ambiguous.) “Clearly we aren’t going for historical accuracy,” Urnov says. “Marie Antoinette” aims to comment on our modern era, where the rich and the poor are divided by an ever-widening gap, and where we lionize celebrities only to crucify them later, he says. “The play brings the world of her life into a contemporary atmosphere that will hopefully bring a good amount of humanity to this otherwise two-dimensional person we all think we know,” Urnov says.

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Mister big top For fire eater-turned-ringmaster John Kennedy Kane, life has come full circus ATTRACTIONS John Kennedy Kane had two strikes against him when he decided to pursue ringmastering (it’s a word!) as a career. First, “I can’t do that big curly mustache” that ringmasters are famous for, says Kane, who heads up the Big Apple Circus (opening Thursday at Dulles Town Center). “I do have muttonchops, though.” Second, Kane doesn’t come from a circus family, which made him a bit of a freak when he chose a life within the three rings. “In my generation, [circus] was very much generational and hard to get into,” Kane says. “Now there are circus schools everywhere and kids have an easier time joining the circus. But I was that kid who was always going to

join the circus.” No one starts at the top of the big top. “After high school my father drove me down to Scranton [Pa.]. I had my magic act with me, thinking I would be in the three-ring circus,” Kane says. “But they said to check over at the sideshow. By the time my father left, I was the new fire eater. I didn’t tell him that, though.” That sideshow work started him up the ladder. “The great thing about being in the sideshow was the owner let me do the bally [pitching all the awesome things guests can step right up and see

if they pony up the cash] before the audience went into the big top. I was developing that skill; now I’m a bigger guy so it’s really worked into the image people have of a ringmaster.” Kane has had to adjust to the Big Apple Circus, which performs in one relatively small tent (as in, don’t sit near the front if clowns freak you out). Now that he’s in his third year with the group, though, he’s figured it all out. “With many shows you have to bellow just to have people hear you,” Kane says. “Here, they had to keep telling me ‘stop announcing; just talk.’ So it’s much more intimate; I can talk to people like they’re in my living room.” KRISTEN PAGE-KIRBY (EXPRESS)

Dulles Town Center, 21100 Dulles Town Circle, Dulles, Va.; through Oct. 5, $25-$80

John Kennedy Kane and his muttonchops can be found under the tent at the Big Apple Circus.

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Words never looked so good WE HAVE HELVETICA. PERSIANS HAVE NASTA’LIQ. The most popular form of Persian calligraphy

has become almost synonymous with Persian culture itself. “When you see people protesting in Iran, their banners are usually written in nasta’liq,” says Simon Rettig, Iran Heritage Foundation fellow and curator of a new Sackler exhibition, “Nasta’liq: The Genius of Persian Calligraphy.” A combination of two pre-existing styles of calligraphy — naskh and ta’liq — nasta’liq emerged in the 14th century to pen poetry and prose, the first calligraphy created for writing in Persian, not

Mir Ali Tabrizi (active circa 1370-1410) Legend has it that Mir Ali Tabrizi, often credited as the inventor of nasta’liq, created the script after Ali ibn Abi Talib — cousin/son-inlaw of the Prophet Muhammad and initiator of calligraphy in Islam — came to him in a dream, instructing him to draw letters that resembled the wings of flying geese. At left is the only known work he signed. (There are only two works in the world attributed to him, both of which belong to the collection at the Sackler’s partner museum, the Freer Gallery of Art.)

Arabic. (Nowadays, it’s also a computer font.) “Nasta’liq matches the Persian language perfectly,” Rettig says. “It’s so sinuous and fluid. The writing itself is melodic and looks like the language sounds.” Covering a prolific 200-year period, the exhibition presents the script through the works of four influential masters who contributed to nasta’liq’s popularity, elevating the calligraphy to an art form that would eclipse the very text it represented. ELENA GOUKASSIAN (FOR EXPRESS) Arthur M. Sackler Gallery, 1050 Independence Ave. SW; through March 22, 2015, free.

Mir Imad Hasani (died 1615)

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The most celebrated nasta’liq calligrapher, Mir Imad Hasani was renowned from Turkey to India. (According to curator Simon Rettig, “The Moghul emperor said he would have paid his weight in pearls to have Mir Imad come work for him.”) Mir Imad worked for Shah Abbas I, whose favorite calligrapher and head of the royal workshop, Ali Riza-i Abbasi, absolutely hated him. In 1615, Mir Imad was murdered, likely at the shah’s request. Did Ali Riza convince the shah to eliminate his rival? Was it because Mir Imad was rude to the shah? Because he was a Sunni living in the Shiite Safavid Empire? Mired in mystery, the great calligrapher’s death is still a topic of debate.

Sultan Ali Mashhadi (died 1520) Calligraphy is a dominant art form in countries where Islam is the major religion, as Islam forbids the figurative representation of religious figures. It was Sultan Ali Mashhadi who “brought nasta’liq to its classical form, when calligraphy was seen as a major form of art,” Rettig says. Sultan Ali saw himself as an artist and insisted that all calligraphers prepare their own ink. (He thought calligraphy was pointless if you didn’t make your own ink.) Sultan Ali represented a turning point in nasta’liq, when the importance of calligraphy began to overtake that of the text.

Mir Ali Haravi (died circa 1550) A student of Sultan Ali Mashhadi, Mir Ali Haravi created many large-scale qit’as, or fragments of poetry. His works were coveted and expensive, even in his own time. “People often bought the works for the calligraphy, not the text,” Rettig says, calling Mir Ali “a bad poet.” Unlike Mir Ali Tabrizi’s, Mir Ali Haravi’s signature can be found all over works, some of which weren’t even his; the calligrapher rewarded his best students — those who most closely imitated his script — by letting them sign his name on

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Café Tacuba ............................................................................................OCTOBER 18 DWIGHT YOAKAM .......................................................................................................OCTOBER 19

LIVE NATION PRESENTS

Anthony Jeselnik .........................................................................................OCTOBER 23 Milk Carton Kids & Sarah Jarosz

IN COLLABORATION:

featuring Samson Grisman, Alex Hargreaves, and Nathaniel Smith ......OCTOBER 24

SBTRKT ......................................................................................................OCTOBER 25

The String Cheese Incident .................................... NOVEMBER 4 AND 5 The Best of Jethro Tull performed by Ian Anderson............................NOVEMBER 6

Chrissie Hynde: performing Pretenders and Stockholm ...............NOVEMBER 7

9:30 CLUB PRESENTS AT U STREET MUSIC HALL Lil Dicky w/ DJ Omega ......................... Sa 4 w/ Body Language ....................... F SEPT 19 Asgeir w/ Low Roar ................................ Su 5 How to Dress Well w/ Nite Jewel .........Sa 20 Hercules and Love Affair ................. Tu 7

James Vincent McMorrow ....................................................................... NOVEMBER 8 • thelincolndc.com •

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Generationals Stick Figure w/ Paciﬁc Dub & Hirie .......... Th 25 w/ Arum Rae ......................................... Sa 11 Sondre Lerche w/ TEEN ..................... F 26 Motopony Augustines.....................................W OCT 1 w/ The Family Crest & Seán Barna ........M 13 GusGus ................................................. Th 2 La Femme ............................................... W 15 We Are Scientists & Surfer Blood Busdriver w/ clipping. • 9:30 CLUB & ALL GOOD PRESENT

w/ Eternal Summers ............................. F 3

Milo • Kenny Segal ................................ Th 16

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ARTISPHERE

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“The Intergalactic Nemesis” is part comic book and part radio play.

Past meets future on ‘Robot Planet’ STAGE To create the multimedia theater piece “The Intergalactic Nemesis: Robot Planet Rising,” High Muckety-Muck — that’s the actual title he uses in his email signature — Jason Neulander looked to the past. And then dragged it into the future. “We’ve got a story that is set in the 1930s, using media that was invented in the 1930s, but in an update that’s only possible with today’s technology,” he says of the show, playing this weekend at Artisphere. That blend results in what he calls a “live-action graphic novel” that tells the story of Molly Sloan, an intrepid reporter who’s out to discover what happened to her robot friend. (The first part of the story was performed at Artisphere in April and at the Kennedy Center last year, but Neulander says audiences do not have to have seen the first

installment to follow what happens in this new chapter.) “We mash up a radio play and comic book formats,” Neulander says. “Three actors voice all the characters, one Foley artist creates all the sound effects, one pianist plays the score; meanwhile, overhead there are projections of comic book panels [that illustrate the story]. It’s like the most complicated PowerPoint presentation in the history of PowerPoint.” Creating a piece with such complexity (there are 1,250 cues; an average musical has fewer than 500) is actually what Neulander set out to do. “It’s so much freaking fun,” he says. “We probably create a level of spectacle that much, much, much bigger productions can only dream about.” KRISTEN PAGE-KIRBY (EXPRESS)

Artisphere, 1101 Wilson Blvd., Arlington; Sat. & Sun., $20-$25.

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Thu.

so much with NBC’s “Last Comic Standing,” where he recently competed — and was swiftly eliminated. State Theatre, 220 N.

COMEDY

Tony Rock

Washington St., Falls Church; Fri., 8 p.m., $10.

Tony Rock — he’s Chris’ younger brother — heads to the DC Improv for six shows through Sunday. Most recently, Rock hosted “Apollo Live,” BET’s quasi-revival of “Showtime at the Apollo.” DC Improv, 1140

The Legendary Kings of Hip Hop

MUSIC

The tour’s name may seem like hyperbole, but with performances from hip-hop heavyweights Doug E. Fresh, Rakim, Slick Rick, Scarface and Big Daddy Kane, this concert should more than live up to the hype, man. DAR

Connecticut Ave. NW; Thu. & Sun., 8 p.m., $17; Fri., 8 p.m., sold out, 10:30 p.m., $20; Sat., 8 & 10:30 p.m., sold out. BOOKS SARAH L. VOISIN (THE WASHINGTON POST)

Joyce Carol Oates Sixth and I hosts acclaimed novelist Joyce Carol Oates for a free discussion (with her former student Louis Bayard) about her latest work, “Lovely, Dark, Deep.” RSVP online, then get in line before doors open at 6 p.m. to get a spot. Sixth and I Historic Synagogue, 600 I St. NW; Thu., 7 p.m., free. FILM

‘The Color of Noise’ The Rock and Roll Hotel screens this documentary about artist Haze XXL and his record label, Amphetamine Reptile Records, on the roof. After the film, there’s a Q&A with director Eric Robel and Haze. Rock and Roll Hotel, 1353 H St. NE; Thu., 7:30 p.m., $5.

Fri. BEER

Talk Like a Pirate Day in Arrrrrlington The Arlington outpost of Baltimore brewery Heavy Seas Ale will offer pirate-themed specials and swag in honor of Talk Like a Pirate Day (which we’re told is a real thing). Heavy Seas Alehouse Arlington, 1501 Wilson Blvd., Arlington; Fri., 11 a.m., free. COMEDY

Ben Kronberg New York comic Ben Kronberg fuses Mitch Hedberg’s deadpan delivery with Todd Glass’ metahumor — a combination that’s a hit with alt-comedy audiences but not

FRIDAY THROUGH SUNDAY

Constitution Hall, 1776 D St. NW; Fri., 8 p.m., $65. BEER AND BANDS

Local Brews Local Grooves Sample beers from nine area breweries (including Brewer’s Art, DC Brau and Devil’s Backbone) while rocking out to six local bands (like Pasadena, Md.’s aptly named Pasadena) at this first-ofits-kind festival. Fillmore, 8656 Colesville Road, Silver Spring; Fri., 6:30 p.m., $12-$27.

‘Utsav: Celebrating India’s Maestros of Music and Dance’

Sat.

Kennedy Center, 2700 F St. NW; Fri., 7:30 p.m., Sat. & Sun. 2 & 7:30 p.m., $35.

This festival at the Kennedy Center celebrates traditional Indian music and dance with five different shows over three days, including performances from veena instrumentalist Jayanthi Kumaresh, singer Bombay Jayashri and dancer Alarmel Valli, above. Visit kennedy-center.org for details.

SATURDAY

Brad Paisley Jiffy Lube Live, 7800 Cellar Door Drive, Bristow, Va.; Sat., 7 p.m., $30.25-$65.75.

With “Accidental Racist” — Brad Paisley’s muchmaligned duet with LL Cool J — behind him, the country star has gone back to what he does best: catering to his Nashville fan base with the new album “Moonshine in the Trunk.” At Jiffy Lube Live, expect Paisley to play the hits and show off his formidable guitar skills.

FOOD

DC VegFest Vegetarians and vegans rejoice — there’s a festival just for you. With free admission and free samples of

local vegetarian and vegan foods, DC VegFest is for those interested in eliminating animals from their diet. Yards Park, N and First streets SE; Sat., 11 a.m.-6 p.m., free.

SATURDAY

Oktoberfest at Heurich House Heurich House, 1307 New Hampshire Ave. NW; Sat., 1-4 p.m., $60.

Celebrate Oktoberfest (no, it’s not too early) with the D.C. Brewer’s Guild — a total of eight District breweries — at this authentic party in the historic Heurich House. Entry includes unlimited Oktoberfestinspired beer from guild members in a souvenir mug, soft pretzels, German sausages and traditional Oktoberfest music from Die Zwei. Dressing up is encouraged.

FOOD

Capitol Bacon Festival OK, so you like meat. In a twist of irony, you can walk less than 500 feet away from DC VegFest and end up at the Capitol Bacon Festival, where vegetables are those wrapped in bacon, or dipped in bacon grease. DC Fairgrounds, 1299 Half St. SE; Sat., 1-7 p.m., $25-$30.

Sun. MUSIC

Shovels & Rope The South Carolina folk rock duo brings its new album, “Swimmin’

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Help Us Make a Survey about Vaccines! The Maryland Center for Health Equity at the University of Maryland is trying to learn more about ﬂu vaccines and vaccines for other illnesses. We are inviting African American and White participants who were born in the U.S., speak English and are over 21 to participate in a 90 minute interview to help us build a survey about vaccines. You will be paid $50 for your time. We will NOT be giving vaccines.

Time,” to D.C. 9:30 Club, 815 V St. NW; Sun., 7 p.m., $25.

To join the study or to ask questions, contact Sandra Crouse Quinn, P.I. or a research staff member at vaccinestudy@umd.edu or 301-405-1464. IRBNet ID: 367080

MUSIC

Troubadour Todd Snider got together with some friends to form a new blues-rock band, Hard Working Americans. The quintet released a covers album this year, with tracks penned by Randy Newman and Gillian Welch. Howard Theatre, 620 T St. NW; Sun., 8 p.m., $25.

Mon. COMEDY

Aparna Nancherla Before she comes home for next month’s Bentzen Ball comedy festival, D.C. native Aparna Nancherla tells jokes on a grand stage. Kennedy Center, 2700 F

BERNARDO BRITTO

Hard Working Americans

1811 14TH ST NW

THROUGH SUNDAY

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DC Shorts Film Festival

SEPTEMBER SHOWS

Various venues, through Sun., see festival.dcshorts.com for details.

If you missed the first week of the annual DC Shorts Film Festival, don’t fret: The final weekend brings out the best in the fest. Host venues the U.S. Navy Memorial theater and the Angelika FIlm Center will each screen 90-minute showcases of the festival’s award winners and audience favorites, including outstanding animated short “Yearbook,” above, about a man tasked with writing the final pages of human history before the world ends.

OkCupid co-founder Christian Rudder probably won’t help you find a date, but you can ask when he signs his new book, “Dataclysm,” in which he attempts to better understand society by unpacking digital data. Sixth and

Wed. JAZZ

The Marco Pignataro IQ Italian saxophonist Marco

FRI 19

TEN FORWARD

FRI 19

WHITE FANG

Pignataro — who also works as the managing director of the Berklee Global Jazz Institute — brings his band to Blues Alley as part of the venue’s Italian jazz series for onenight-only.

HAPPY HOUR / SPECIALS

BURLESQUE IS THE NEW BLACK

SAT 20

THE GROWLERS

SAT 20

CYLON HAPPY HOUR

SAT 20

COMMON PEOPLE

THE GARDEN

$13

1 BSG EP PER WEEK

90S ALT-POP

DANCE NIGHT W/ DJ LIL’E $7 SUN 21

THE DANDY WARHOLS BONFIRE BEACH TURBOGEIST $25

Blues Alley, 1073 Wisconsin Ave. NW (Rear); Wed., 8 & 10 p.m., $20.

MON 22

DAWN OF MIDI

TUE 23

WHY?

WED 24

THU 25

SATURDAY

D.C. State Fair Old City Farm and Guild, 925 Rhode Island Ave. NW; Sat., noon-7 p.m., free.

$12

DESSA HEMLOCK ERNST

$15

COUP SAUVAGE & THE SNIPS SNEAKS

Who says you need to be a state to have a state fair? Not the organizers of the D.C. State Fair, which is entering its fifth year. Expect all the staples you’d expect at a fair, but with a D.C. spin. There will also be a bevy of District-based bakers, crafters and more. After all, the event was created with them in mind.

$15

(21+) $12/$15

ASTRID RIECKEN (FOR THE WASHINGTON POST)

Christian Rudder

I Historic Synagogue, 600 I St. NW; Mon., 7 p.m., $14.

YACHT

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St. NW; Mon., 6 p.m., free. BOOKS

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TENNIS $16/$18

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going out guide Selected listings from goingoutguide.com. Head online for more events and activities!

Sound THURSDAY 9:30 Club: Clean Bandit, Lizzo, 6 p.m; Stromae, 10 p.m., Sold out.

Birchmere: Gary Puckett and the Union Gap, 7:30 p.m. Black Cat: Elliott Brood, 8 p.m. Blues Alley: Jane Monheit, 8, 10 p.m. Clarice Smith Performing Arts Center: Cinematic Subversions: a minifestival of dangerous sights and sounds, 7 p.m., free.

DC9: Bahamas, the Weather Station, 9 p.m.

Iota Club & Cafe: Haas Kowert Tice, 8:30 p.m.

Jammin’ Java: Fortunate Youth, New

VENUES

Kingston, Ease Up, 8 p.m.

9:30 Club: 815 V St. NW; 202-265-0930, 930.com. Birchmere: 3701 Mount Vernon Ave., Alexandria; 703-549-7500, birchmere.com. Black Cat: 1811 14th St. NW; 202-667-7960, blackcatdc.com. Blues Alley: 1073 Wisconsin Ave. NW; 202-337-4141, bluesalley.com. Dar Constitution Hall: 18th and C streets NW; 202-628-4780, dar.org/ conthall. DC9: 1940 Ninth St. NW; 202-483-5000, dcnine.com. Empire: 6355 Rolling Road, Springfield, Va.; 703-569-5940, empire-nova.com. The Fillmore: 8656 Colesville Road, Silver Spring; 301-960-9999, fillmoresilverspring.com. Gypsy Sally’s: 3401 K St. NW; 202-333-7700, gypsysallys.com.

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THE SHOPLIFTERS

The Hamilton: 600 14th St. NW; 202-787-1000, thehamiltondc.com. Iota Club & Cafe: 2832 Wilson Blvd., Arlington; 703-522-8340, iotaclubandcafe.com. Jammin’ Java: 227 Maple Ave. E, Vienna; 703-255-1566, jamminjava.com. Kennedy Center: 2700 F St. NW; 202-467-4600, 800-444-1324, kennedy-center.org. Merriweather Post Pavilion: 10475 Little Patuxent Parkway, Columbia, Md.; 410-715-5550, merriweathermusic.com. Music Center at Strathmore: 5301 Tuckerman Lane, North Bethesda; 301-581-5100, strathmore.org. Patriot Center: 4500 Patriot Circle, Fairfax; 202-397-7328, 703-993-3000, patriotcenter.com.

Rams Head Tavern: 33 West St., Annapolis; 410-268-4545, ramsheadtavern.com. Red Palace: 1212 H St. NE; 202-399-3201, redpalacedc.com. Rock & Roll Hotel: 1353 H St. NE; 202-388-7625, rockandrollhoteldc.com. State Theatre: 220 N. Washington St., Falls Church; 703-237-0300, thestatetheatre.com. U Street Music Hall: 1115 U St. NW; 202-588-1880, ustreetmusichall.com. Velvet Lounge: 915 U St. NW; 202-462-3213, velvetloungedc.com. Warner Theatre: 13th and E streets NW; 202-783-4000, warnertheatredc.com. Wolf Trap: Filene Center: 1551 Trap Road, Vienna; 703-255-1900, wolftrap.org.

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Music Center at Strathmore: Baltimore Symphony Orchestra, 8 p.m.

Rams Head On Stage: Asleep at the Wheel, Loren and Mark, 8 p.m. Rock & Roll Hotel: Slow Club, Nick Mulvey, 8 p.m.

State Theatre: Bootsy Collins, 7 p.m. The Hamilton: Vintage Trouble, 7:30 p.m.

U Street Music Hall: Simian Mobile Disco, Protect-U, 10 p.m.

Velvet Lounge: Wes Tucker, Successful Failures, the Walkaways, 9 p.m.

FRIDAY 9:30 Club: Erasure, Nina, 8 p.m. Birchmere: The Wailin’ Jennys, 7:30 p.m.

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goingoutguide.com SMOKERS Black Cat: Yacht, White Fang, 9 p.m. Blues Alley: Jane Monheit, 8, 10 p.m.

Utsav: Celebrating India’s Maestros of Music and Dance, 7:30 p.m.

BlackRock Center for the Arts: Deanna Bogart, 8 p.m.

Rams Head On Stage: The Sax Pack, Marc Antoine, 6:30 & 9:30 p.m.

Blues Alley: Jane Monheit, 8, 10 p.m.

festival of dangerous sights and sounds, 7 p.m., free.

Rock & Roll Hotel: Naylor Court, 9 p.m.

Pink Monkey Birds and Chain and the Gang, 10 p.m.

Comet Ping Pong: The Grey A, 10 p.m.

The Hamilton: Justin Trawick Trio,

DAR Constitution Hall: Guy, 112, K-Ci

10:30 p.m., free.

& JoJo, Total, 8 p.m.

The Howard Theatre: Rare Essence,

Empire: Turbogeist.

Clarice Smith Performing Arts Center: Cinematic Subversions: a mini-

DC9: Little Daylight, 6:30 p.m. Empire: Raven, A Sound of Thunder, Iris Divine, Drunken Master, 6 p.m.

George Mason University/Patriot Center: Marvel Universe Live, 7 p.m. George Washington University/ Lisner Auditorium: NEA National Heritage Fellowships Concert, 8 p.m., free.

Iota Club & Cafe: Big Sandy and His Fly-Rite Boys, JP Mcdermott and Western Bop, 8:30 p.m.

Jammin’ Java: Justin Currie, the Mastersons, 8 p.m.

Kennedy Center/Terrace Theater:

9 p.m.

U Street Music Hall: Rubblebucket, Body Language, 7 p.m; Wolf + Lamb and Nick Monaco, Life on Planets, 10 p.m.

Velvet Lounge: Harmonic Blue, Cartoon Weapons, Bare Left, 9:30 p.m.

SATURDAY 9:30 Club: Erasure, Nina, 8 p.m. Birchmere: The Wailin’ Jennys,

Receive up to $193.

Comet Ping Pong: Kid Congo and the

George Mason University/Patriot Center: Marvel Universe Live, 11 a.m., 3 and 7 p.m.

Iota Club & Cafe: Glitterlust, 9 p.m. Jammin’ Java: Street Corner Symphony, Todd Carey, 7:30 p.m.

Call

202-681-5309 C H R I S T O P H WA L T Z “A spectacle that demands to be cherished.” – Ma r y C o r l i s s , T I M E

Kennedy Center/Terrace Theater: Utsav: Celebrating India’s Maestros of Music and Dance, 2 and 7:30 p.m.

Merriweather Post Pavilion: W&W,

7:30 p.m.

Nervo, Borgore, Vicetone, 6 p.m.

Black Cat: The Growlers, the Garden,

Music Center at Strathmore: Wanda

9 p.m.

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“A p e r f e c t c o m p l e t e m a s t e r p i e c e.” –Harry Knowles, AIN’T IT COOL NEWS

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FR 19 Patricia Barber Quartet SA 20 The Eve of Jackie: A Tribute to Jackie Wilson SU 21 The Eve of Jackie: A Tribute to Jackie Wilson WE 24 Bumper Jacksons TH 25 Chaise Lounge FR 26 Duke Robillard Band with Andy Poxon Band SA 27 Be’la Dona

Roof-Top Fall Guest DJ Lineup Wednesday: Laid Back - Martin Miguel Thursday: Latin/Salsa - Nancy Alonso Friday: Chill Out/Global - Jayclue (9/12). Sam “The Man” Burns (9/16, 9/26) Saturday: Disco/House - DJ Provoke (9/13), The Metaphysical (9/20) 1-202-872-1126

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TH 2 Parthenon Huxley & Friends Perform Electric Light Orchestra Hits FR 3 The Celtic Tenors

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SU 16 & It’s All Good, A Beneﬁt for MO 17 John Jennings: An evening with Mary Chapin Carpenter, Robin and Linda Williams, Don Dixon and Marti Jones, Tift Merritt, John Gorka and Francis Collins WE 19 The Count Basie Orchestra "Free Parking on Weekends" 240.330.4500 7719 Wisconsin Avenue, Bethesda, MD

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goingoutguide.com CONTINUED FROM PAGE 33 Sykes, 8 p.m; Exploring Indian Dance, 7:30 p.m.

Rams Head On Stage: Steve Earle, 1

The Hamilton: Dream Discs: The Who’s “Who’s Next” and Rod Stewart’s “Every Picture Tells A Story”, 8:30 p.m; Lloyd Dobler Effect, 10:30 p.m., free. The Howard Theatre: Avant,

p.m; Albert Castiglia and Damon Fowler, 8 p.m.

7:30 p.m.

State Theatre: The English Beat, 6

U Street Music Hall: How To Dress

p.m; English Beat with DJ Dubmatix.

Well, Nite Jewel, 7 p.m; Bliss 14 Year Anniversary: Will Eastman six hour set, 10 p.m.

The Fillmore: Enrique Bunbury, 8 p.m; Championship Rodeo, 1:30 and 7:30 p.m.

George Mason University/Patriot Center: Marvel Universe Live, 11 a.m.,

SUNDAY Birchmere: Alice in Wonderland,

3 p.m.

7:30 p.m.

Black Cat: The Dandy Warhols, Bonfire

George Washington University/ Lisner Auditorium: Salif Keita, 7 p.m.

Beach, Turbogeist, 7:30 p.m.

Jammin’ Java: Keith Elgin, 7 p.m.

Blues Alley: Jane Monheit, 8, 10 p.m.

Jiffy Lube Live: Slam the Tour, 7 p.m.

DC9: BRONCHO, Low Litas, 9 p.m.

Kennedy Center/Terrace Theater:

Empire: Leprous, 6 p.m.

Utsav: Celebrating India’s Maestros of Music and Dance, 2 and 7:30 p.m.

Local movie times DISTRICT

AMC Loews Georgetown 14 3111 K Street N.W.

www.AMCTheatres.com

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (PG-13) CC;Digital Presentation: 1:00-3:30-6:00 Guardians of the Galaxy (PG-13) CC-Closed Captions;Digital Presentation: 3:45-10:10 No Good Deed (PG-13) CC;Digital Presentation: 1:10-3:25-5:35-7:45-10:10 Guardians of the Galaxy 3D (PG-13) CC-Closed Captions;Real D 3D: 1:00 A Most Wanted Man (R) CC;Digital Presentation: 1:40-4:35-7:20-10:15 The Hundred-Foot Journey (PG) CC;Digital Presentation: 1:10-4:00-6:50-9:40 Dolphin Tale 2 (PG) CC-Closed Captions;Digital Presentation: 1:35-4:10-6:45-9:20 The Giver (PG-13) CC-Closed Captions;Digital Presentation: 1:45-4:10-6:35-9:00s A Walk Among the Tombstones (R) CCs;Digital Presentation: 8:00-10:30Movie Times This Is Where I Leave You (R) CC-Closed Captions;Digital Presentation: (!) 10:00 Lucy (R) Digital Presentation: 1:00-3:15-5:30-7:50 Tusk (R) AMC INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation: (!) 8:00-10:30 Let's Be Cops (R) CC-Closed Captions;Digital Presentation: 2:35-5:10-7:45 The Drop (R) CC;Digital Presentation: 1:00-2:00-3:45-4:45-6:30-7:30-8:30-10:10 Boyhood (R) AMC INDEPENDENT;CC-Closed Captions;Digital Presentation: 1:00-4:25 The November Man (R) CC-Closed Captions;Digital Presentation: 2:40-5:20 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: An IMAX 3D Experience (PG-13) DP: 2:00-4:30-7:00 The Maze Runner IMAX (PG-13) CC;Digital Presentation;IMAX: 10:00; 10:00

AMC Loews Uptown 1

3426 Connecticut Avenue N.W. www.AMCTheatres.com The Drop (R) CC-Closed Captions;Digital Presentation: (!) 2:00-4:40-7:30

AMC Mazza Gallerie 5300 Wisconsin Ave. NW

www.AMCTheatres.com

Guardians of the Galaxy (PG-13) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: 4:50 No Good Deed (PG-13) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: (!) 1:20-3:30-5:40-7:50 Guardians of the Galaxy 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS;Real D 3D: 2:00 The Maze Runner (PG-13) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: (!) 10:00 A Most Wanted Man (R) AMC INDEPENDENT;CC;Digital Presentation: 1:10-4:00 The Hundred-Foot Journey (PG) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: 1:00-3:50 Chef (R) AMC INDEPENDENT; CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: 1:50-4:40-7:20 Dolphin Tale 2 (PG) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: (!) 12:30-3:00-5:30-8:00 A Walk Among the Tombstones (R) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: (!) 8:00-10:00 This Is Where I Leave You (R) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: (!) 10:00 The November Man (R) CC-Closed Captions;Digital Presentation: 2:20-4:55-7:30 Fat, Sick and Nearly Dead 2 (NR) AMC INDEPENDENT: (!) 7:30

Avalon

5612 Connecticut Avenue

www.theavalon.org

The One I Love (R) Limited Engagement: 1:00-3:15-5:30-7:45 The Hundred-Foot Journey (PG) 11:30-2:15-5:00-8:00

Landmark E Street Cinema 555 11th Street NW

www.landmarktheatres.com

Last Days in Vietnam (NR) 1:45-4:30-7:30-9:50 Love Is Strange (R) 1:15-3:30-5:45-8:00-10:00 The Skeleton Twins (R) 1:00-3:15-5:30-7:45-10:00 The Trip to Italy (NR) 2:10-9:40 The Drop (R) 2:20-4:50-7:20-9:50 Boyhood (R) 1:30-5:00-8:30

Regal Gallery Place Stadium 14 707 Seventh Street NW

www.regalcinemas.com

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:00 Guardians of the Galaxy (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:30-4:30-7:20-10:20 No Good Deed (PG-13) CC/DVS: 12:00-1:15-2:30-3:30-5:20-6:20-8:30-10:45 A Most Wanted Man (R) CC/DVSe: 1:20-4:20-7:10 The Maze Runner (PG-13) CC/DVS- (!) 10:00-10:45 The Hundred-Foot Journey (PG) CC/DVS: 12:40-3:40-6:40-9:40 Dolphin Tale 2 (PG) CC/DVS: 1:30-4:15-7:00-9:45 The Giver (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:10-4:10-7:10-9:50 The Remaining (PG-13) CC/DVS: 12:30-3:00-8:00-10:30 Lucy (R) CC/DVS: 12:50-3:20-5:50-8:20-10:45 A Walk Among the Tombstones (R) CC/DVS: 8:00-10:40 If I Stay (PG-13) CC/DVS-Closed Captions and Descriptive Video Service: 5:30 Let's Be Cops (R) CC/DVS: 12:10-2:45-5:20-8:10-10:45 This Is Where I Leave You (R) CC/DVS: 10:00 The November Man (R) CC-Closed Captions: 2:00-4:50-7:50-10:10 As Above, So Below (R) 12:00-2:30-5:10-7:50-10:25 Atlas Shrugged: Who Is John Galt? (PG-13) 12:20-3:00-5:20-7:40

West End Cinema 2301 M Street NW

http://westendcinema.com/

Calvary (R) "Riveting... It Sneaks Up On You!" LA Times: 9:30 The Hundred-Foot Journey (PG) Starring Helen Mirren!: 2:00 Wetlands (Feuchtgebiete) (NR) "The Most WTF- NSFW Movie at Sundance!" 7:20-9:40 No No: A Dockumentary (NR) New York Times Critic's Pick!: 2:30-5:00 The One I Love (R) Washington Post Critic's Pick!: 3:40-8:30

MARYLAND

AFI Silver Theatre Cultural Center 8633 Colesville Road

The Liberator (Libertador) (R) (!) 7:15

www.aﬁ.com/silver

Kennedy Center/Concert Hall: National Symphony Orchestra: Season Opening Ball Concert, 7 p.m.

Rams Head On Stage: Wishbone Ash, 8 p.m; Dishwalla, Nine Days, Stroke 9, 12:30 p.m. Rock & Roll Hotel: Earth, King Dude, 8 p.m.

Warner Theatre: STOP Africa Land Grab Concert, 6-10 p.m.

(!) No Pass/No Discount Ticket God Help the Girl (NR) 12:15-2:30-4:50-7:10 The One I Love (R) 2:00-4:00-9:30 Boyhood (R) 12:45-4:05-7:30

As Above, So Below (R) 2:55-5:10-7:35

AMC Loews Center Park 8 4001 Powder Mill Rd.

www.AMCTheatres.com

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (PG-13) CC;Digital Presentation: 4:15-6:45-9:15 Guardians of the Galaxy (PG-13) CC-Closed Captions;Digital Presentation;: 4:15-7:00 No Good Deed (PG-13) CC-Closed Captions;Digital Presentation; (!) 10:30AM Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3D (PG-13) CC-Closed Captions;RealD 3D; 1:45 Guardians of the Galaxy 3D (PG-13) CC-Closed Captions;Real D 3D;1:30 The Maze Runner (PG-13) CC-Closed Captions;Digital Presentation;(!) 10:00 Dolphin Tale 2 (PG) CC-Closed Captions;Digital Presentation;(!) 2:15-4:45-7:15-9:50 A Walk Among the Tombstones (R) CC-Closed Captions;Digital Presentation;(!) 8:00 This Is Where I Leave You (R) CC-Closed Captions;Digital Presentation;(!) 10:00 If I Stay (PG-13) CC-Closed Captions;Digital Presentation; 1:15-3:45-6:15-9:00 Let's Be Cops (R) CC-Closed Captions;Digital Presentation;2:20-5:00 As Above, So Below (R) CC-Closed Captions;Digital Presentation;2:30-4:50-7:10-9:40 The November Man (R) CC-Closed Captions;Digital Presentation;(!) 2:00-4:35-7:20 No Good Deed (PG-13) Digital Presentation; (!) 1:00-3:15-5:25-7:35-9:45

AMC Magic Johnson Cap Cntr 12 800 Shoppers Way

www.AMCTheatres.com

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (PG-13) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: 12:15-8:00 Guardians of the Galaxy (PG-13) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: 2:00-4:45-7:45 No Good Deed (PG-13) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: (!) 11:45-12:30-1:30-2:45-3:45-5:006:00-7:15-8:15-9:30 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS;Real D 3D: 3:00-5:30 The Maze Runner (PG-13) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: (!) 10:00-10:30 Transformers: Age of Extinction An IMAX 3D Experience (PG-13) IMAX;RealD 3D: 6:30 When the Game Stands Tall (PG) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: 12:25-3:25-6:15 The Expendables 3 (PG-13) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: 6:45 Dolphin Tale 2 (PG) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: (!) 1:00-3:30-6:30-9:15 Get On Up (PG-13) CC/DVS-;Digital Presentation: 1:15-4:25-7:30-9:00 A Walk Among the Tombstones (R) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: (!) 8:00 Tusk (R) AMC INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation: (!) 8:00 If I Stay (PG-13) Digital Presentation: 1:25-4:15 Let's Be Cops (R) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: 12:45-3:15-5:45-8:30 As Above, So Below (R) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: (!) 12:00-2:30-5:20 The November Man (R) Digital Presentation: (!) 2:20-5:15 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: An IMAX 3D Experience (PG-13) Digital Presentation;IMAX: 1:30-4:00 This Is Where I Leave You (R) Digital Presentation: (!) 10:00

Landmark Bethesda Row Cinema 7235 Woodmont Avenue

www.landmarktheatres.com

A Most Wanted Man (R) 1:20-4:10-7:10-9:45 The Green Prince (PG-13) 1:10-4:00-7:00-9:30 Love Is Strange (R) 2:00-5:00-7:50-9:55 The Skeleton Twins (R) 1:30-4:20-7:20-9:40 The Trip to Italy (NR) 1:50-4:50-7:40-10:00 The Drop (R) 1:40-4:40-7:30-9:50 Boyhood (R) 1:00-4:30-8:00 Magic in the Moonlight (PG-13) 1:05-3:55-6:50-9:20

Regal Bethesda 10 7272 Wisconsin Avenue

www.regalcinemas.com

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:00-4:15-7:05 Guardians of the Galaxy (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:10-4:10-7:05-9:40 No Good Deed (PG-13) CC/DVS: 2:05-4:55-7:25 When the Game Stands Tall (PG) CC/DVS: 1:15-4:00-6:40 The Hundred-Foot Journey (PG) CC/DVS: 1:20-4:20-7:35-9:15 The Maze Runner (PG-13) CC/DVS: (!) 10:00 The Giver (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:50-5:00 Dolphin Tale 2 (PG) CC/DVS: 1:30-4:10-7:30 If I Stay (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:45-4:35-7:40 The November Man (R) CC-Closed Captions: 2:15-4:50 The Identical (PG) 1:00-3:45-6:30 A Walk Among the Tombstones (R) CC/DVS: 8:00-9:30 This Is Where I Leave You (R) CC/DVS: 10:05 Tusk (R) 8:10

Regal Hyattsville Royale Stadium 14 6505 America Blvd.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (PG-13) CC/DVS: 3:00-5:20 X-Men: Days of Future Past (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:05-4:00-7:15 Guardians of the Galaxy (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:10-3:55-6:45-9:35 No Good Deed (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:00-2:45-3:15-5:05-5:35-7:30-8:00-9:40-10:20 The Maze Runner (PG-13) CC/DVS: (!) 10:00-10:30 The Expendables 3 (PG-13) CC/DVS: 2:00-4:50-7:40-10:30 Dolphin Tale 2 (PG) CC/DVS: 1:15-4:00-7:00-10:00 Get On Up (PG-13) CC/DVS: 12:55-4:05-7:05-10:10 The Giver (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:40-4:20-6:40-9:15 A Walk Among the Tombstones (R) CC/DVS: 8:00-10:40 This Is Where I Leave You (R) CC/DVS: 10:00 Lucy (R) CC/DVS-Closed Captions and Descriptive Video Service: 2:05-4:15-6:35-9:05 If I Stay (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:50-4:30-7:10 Let's Be Cops (R) CC/DVS: 1:55-4:25-6:55-9:25 The November Man (R) CC-Closed Captions: 1:45-4:35-7:20-9:50

Regal Majestic 20 & IMAX 900 Ellsworth Drive

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (PG-13) CC/DVS: 12:00-2:30-5:00-7:35-10:05 Guardians of the Galaxy (PG-13) CC/DVS: 12:05-2:35-5:05-7:50-10:30 No Good Deed (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:15-2:00-3:30-4:15-5:50-6:30-8:10-8:50-10:20 Transformers: Age of Extinction An IMAX 3D Experience (PG-13) CC/DVS-Closed Captions and Descriptive Video Service: (!) 10:50 A Most Wanted Man (R) CC/DVS: 12:40-3:35-6:55-9:40 The Expendables 3 (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:50-4:45-10:40 The Hundred-Foot Journey (PG) CC/DVS: 1:35-4:35-7:55-10:45 Dolphin Tale 2 (PG) CC/DVS: 12:00-1:55-2:40-4:50-5:20-7:20-8:00-10:10-10:40 Get On Up (PG-13) CC/DVS-Closed Captions and Descriptive Video Service: 4:00-10:25 The Giver (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:25-4:10-7:05-9:35 The Remaining (PG-13) CC/DVS: 12:10-2:25-5:15-7:40-9:50 Lucy (R) CC/DVS: 12:05-2:35-5:10-8:20-10:35 If I Stay (PG-13) CC/DVS-Closed Captions and Descriptive Video Service: 1:20-7:45 Let's Be Cops (R) CC/DVS: 1:45-4:25-7:25-10:15 The Drop (R) CC/DVS-Closed Captions and Descriptive Video Service: 12:00-2:45-5:35-8:30 The November Man (R) CC-Closed Captions: 1:40-4:20-7:10-9:45 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: An IMAX 3D Experience (PG-13) CC/DVS-Closed Captions and Descriptive Video Service: (!) 1:50-5:45-8:15 As Above, So Below (R) 12:30-3:10-5:40-7:50 The Identical (PG) 1:30-4:30-7:20 Cantinﬂas (PG) 12:25-3:00-5:30-8:25-10:50

Xscape 14 Theatres

7710 Matapeake Business Drivewww.xscapetheatres.com Guardians of the Galaxy (PG-13) Stadium Seating: 10:30-1:40-4:50-7:40-10:10 When the Game Stands Tall (PG) Stadium Seating: 3:45-9:10 The Expendables 3 (PG-13) Stadium Seating: Dolphin Tale 2 (PG) Stadium Seating: (!) 10:40-11:30-1:10-2:00-3:50-4:30-7:00 Get On Up (PG-13) Stadium Seating: 12:30-3:30 Into the Storm (PG-13) Stadium Seating: 10:35-12:50-3:10-5:30-6:20-8:50 A Walk Among the Tombstones (R) Stadium Seating: (!) 8:00-10:40 This Is Where I Leave You (R) Stadium Seating: (!) 10:00 Lucy (R) Stadium Seating: 12:40-6:10-8:30-10:45 If I Stay (PG-13) Stadium Seating: 1:00-6:30 Let's Be Cops (R) Stadium Seating: 12:20-2:50-5:20-8:00-10:30 The Drop (R) Stadium Seating: (!) 11:50-2:20-5:00-7:50-10:20 As Above, So Below (R) Stadium Seating: 8:10-10:35 The Identical (PG) Stadium Seating: 3:20 No Good Deed (PG-13) Stadium Seating: (!) 11:00-1:20-3:40-6:00-8:20-10:40 The Maze Runner (PG-13) Stadium Seating: (!) 10:00-10:40 No Good Deed (PG-13) Stadium Seating: (!) 12:10-2:30-5:10-7:30-9:50

VIRGINIA

AMC Courthouse Plaza 8 2150 Clarendon Blvd.

www.AMCTheatres.com

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (PG-13) CC/DVS-Closed Captions and Descriptive Video;Digital Presentation;Reserved Seating: 11:45-4:45-9:45 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS;Real D 3D;2:15-7:15 Hercules (PG-13) CC/DVSo;Digital Presentation;Reserved Seating: 12:00-5:00-7:30 The Hundred-Foot Journey (PG) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation; 11:35-1:50-5:00-7:00-9:40 Dolphin Tale 2 (PG) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation; (!) 11:30-2:00-4:30-7:00-9:30 Hercules 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS;Real D 3D;Reserved Seating: 2:30-10:00 The Giver (PG-13) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation; 11:30-2:35-4:40-7:45-10:00 Lucy (R) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation; 12:30-2:45-5:15-7:35-9:50 The Identical (PG) AMC INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation; 1:20-4:00-6:30-9:00 The November Man (R) Digital Presentation;Reserved Seating: 1:00-3:30-6:15-9:15

AMC Hoffman Center 22 206 Swamp Fox Rd.

www.AMCTheatres.com

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (PG-13) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: 11:05-4:00-8:50 Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (PG-13) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: 11:00-1:55-4:55 Guardians of the Galaxy (PG-13) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: 1:35-7:05 No Good Deed (PG-13) CC/DVS;DP: (!) 11:45-12:45-2:00-3:00-4:25-5:25-6:45-7:45-9:00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS;Real D 3D: 1:35-6:25 Guardians of the Galaxy 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS;Real D 3D: 4:20-10:00 The Maze Runner (PG-13) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: (!) 10:00 When the Game Stands Tall (PG) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: (!) 2:35 The Expendables 3 (PG-13) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: 1:40-7:15 The Hundred-Foot Journey (PG) CC/DVS-Closed Captions and Descriptive Video;Digital Presentation: 11:30-2:20-5:10-8:00 Chef (R) AMC INDEPENDENT;CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: 11:00-4:30 Dolphin Tale 2 (PG) CC/DVS;DP: (!) 11:30-1:30-2:10-4:05-4:50-6:50-7:30-9:40 Get On Up (PG-13) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: 11:10-2:15-5:20-8:25 Into the Storm (PG-13) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: 12:15-2:30-4:45-7:00-9:15 The Giver (PG-13) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: 11:20-1:45-4:10-6:35-9:00 A Walk Among the Tombstones (R) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: (!) 8:00-10:15 This Is Where I Leave You (R) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: (!) 10:00 Lucy (R) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: 11:50-2:05-4:15-6:30-8:45 Tusk (R) AMC INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation: (!) 8:00-10:00 If I Stay (PG-13) CC/DVS-Closed Captions and Des;Digital Presentation: 12:00-5:15 Let's Be Cops (R) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: 11:35-2:05-4:35-7:05-9:35 The Drop (R) CC/DVS;DP: (!) 11:00-12:10-1:35-2:50-4:10-5:30-6:55-8:15-9:30 As Above, So Below (R) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: 11:25-1:50-4:15

Cantinﬂas (PG) AMC INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation: 11:40-2:15-5:00-7:35-10:10 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: An IMAX 3D Experience (PG-13) Digital Presentation;IMAX: 12:10-2:40-5:10-7:35 Atlas Shrugged: Who Is John Galt? (PG-13) ;DP: (!) 11:15-1:40-4:05-6:30-8:55 Fat, Sick and Nearly Dead 2 (NR) AMC INDEPENDENT: (!) 7:30 The Maze Runner IMAX (PG-13) Digital Presentation;IMAX: (!) 10:00

Angelika Film Center Mosaic 2911 District Ave

Guardians of the Galaxy (PG-13) CC-Closed Captions: 11:05-2:00-4:45-7:40-10:30 A Most Wanted Man (R) CC-Closed Captions: 11:30-2:00-4:30-10:35 The Hundred-Foot Journey (PG) CC-Closed Captions: 10:50-1:40-4:20-7:10-9:50 The Last of Robin Hood (R) CC-Closed Captions: (!) 10:00-2:45 The Giver (PG-13) CC-Closed Captions: 12:30 The Skeleton Twins (R) CC-Closed Captions: (!) 10:15-12:30-2:45-5:00-7:30-9:45 The Drop (R) CC-Closed Captions: (!) 11:45-2:10-4:35-7:05-9:30 Shakespeare's Globe Theatre: Twelfth Night (NR) (!) 7:00 Love Is Strange (R) 10:05-12:20-2:40-5:00-7:20-10:05 The One I Love (R) (!) 7:45-10:00 The Admiral: Roaring Currents (NR) 5:00

Regal Ballston Common 12 671 N. Glebe Road

www.regalcinemas.com

X-Men: Days of Future Past (PG-13) CC/DVS: 6:35-9:40 Guardians of the Galaxy (PG-13) CC/DVS: 12:50-3:50-6:25-6:50 How to Train Your Dragon 2 (PG) CC-Closed Captions: 1:00-4:00 No Good Deed (PG-13) CC/DVS: 3:00-5:30-8:00 Guardians of the Galaxy 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS: (!) 3:20-9:25 A Most Wanted Man (R) CC/DVS: 1:40-7:30 The Maze Runner (PG-13) CC/DVS(!) 10:00 When the Game Stands Tall (PG) CC/DVS: 2:00 If I Stay (PG-13) CC/DVS: 4:35 Let's Be Cops (R) CC/DVS: 12:40-3:40-6:40-9:20 Chef (R) CC/DVSe: 2:10-5:00 A Walk Among the Tombstones (R) CC/DVS: 8:00 This Is Where I Leave You (R) CC/DVS: 10:00 The Drop (R) CC/DVS: 1:30-4:20-7:00-9:45 Boyhood (R) 1:20-5:10-8:50 Atlas Shrugged: Who Is John Galt? (PG-13) 2:20-4:40-7:10-9:35 Mary Kom (NR) 1:10-4:10-7:15 Fat, Sick and Nearly Dead 2 (NR) 7:30

Regal Kingstowne 16 & RPX 5910 Kingstowne Towne Center

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:50-4:20-7:15-9:50 Guardians of the Galaxy (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:10-4:40-7:45-10:35 No Good Deed (PG-13) CC/DVS;RPX: (!) 2:45-5:00-7:35 The Maze Runner (PG-13) CC/DVS;Dolby Atmos;RPX: (!) 10:00 The Expendables 3 (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:40 The Hundred-Foot Journey (PG) CC/DVS: 1:00-3:45-6:20 Dolphin Tale 2 (PG) CC/DVS: 1:30-2:40-4:10-5:20-6:50-8:00-9:40-10:35 The Giver (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:05-3:40-6:10 The Remaining (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:00-3:10-5:25-7:50-10:05 A Walk Among the Tombstones (R) CC/DVS: 8:00-10:45 Lucy (R) CC/DVS-Closed Captions and Descriptive Video Service: 8:50 This Is Where I Leave You (R) CC/DVS: 10:00 If I Stay (PG-13) CC/DVS: 3:00-5:30-8:05-10:30 Let's Be Cops (R) CC/DVS-Closed Captions and Descriptive Video Service: 2:35-5:10 The Drop (R) CC/DVS-Closed Captions and Descriptive Video Service: 1:20-4:45-7:25-10:10 The November Man (R) CC-Closed Captions: 1:15-3:50-6:40-9:15 As Above, So Below (R) 4:50 The Identical (PG) 1:25-4:00-6:30 Atlas Shrugged: Who Is John Galt? (PG-13) 1:55-4:15-7:00-9:20 No Good Deed (PG-13) CC/DVS: 2:15-4:30-7:05-9:30 Tusk (R) 8:00-10:35 The Maze Runner (PG-13) CC/DVS (!) 10:45

Regal Potomac Yard 16 3575 Jefferson Davis Highway

www.regalcinemas.com

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:10-3:40-6:10-9:10 Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:05-4:00-7:05-10:00 Guardians of the Galaxy (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:00-1:40-3:50-4:30-6:40-7:20-9:30-10:10 No Good Deed (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:00-1:50-3:20-4:15-5:45-6:40-8:10-9:05-10:35 The Expendables 3 (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:00-4:00-7:00 The Maze Runner (PG-13) CC/DVS: (!) 10:00 The Hundred-Foot Journey (PG) CC/DVS: 1:20-4:20 Get On Up (PG-13) CC/DVS-Closed Captions and Descriptive Video Service: 1:30 The Giver (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:25-3:50-6:20-9:15 Dolphin Tale 2 (PG) CC/DVS: 1:20-4:05-7:00-9:45 Let's Be Cops (R) CC/DVS: 1:00-3:25-6:30-9:00 A Walk Among the Tombstones (R) CC/DVS: 8:00-10:35 The November Man (R) CC-Closed Captions: 2:35-5:10-7:45-10:30 This Is Where I Leave You (R) CC/DVS: 10:15 The Drop (R) CC/DVS-Closed Captions and Descriptive Video Service: 2:20-5:15-7:55-10:30 As Above, So Below (R) 4:30 The Identical (PG) 1:40-4:10 Tusk (R) 8:00-10:35 The 30th Anniversary: Ghostbusters (PG) 1:40-4:25-7:15-10:05 Fat, Sick and Nearly Dead 2 (NR) 7:30

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goingoutguide.com MONDAY 9:30 Club: MO, Holychild, 7 p.m. Black Cat: Dawn Of Midi, Cookies, 8 p.m.

Blues Alley: Fabrizio Sotti and Mino Cinelu, 8 and 10 p.m.

Bohemian Caverns: Bohemian Caverns Jazz Orchestra, 8 and 10 p.m. LEE STALSWORTH (HIRSHHORN)

DC9: The Cave Singers, Luke Temple, 9 p.m.

Galaxy Hut: Mike Reina (Jackfields), Andy Bopp, 9 p.m. Iota Club & Cafe: Bachelor Boys, 8 p.m., free.

Jammin’ Java: The Bros. Landreth, Marc Scibilia, 7:30 p.m.

Rams Head On Stage: Ricky Nelson Remembered starring Matthew and Gunnar Nelson, 8 p.m.

The Fillmore: Needtobreathe, the Oh Hellos, 8 p.m.

Velvet Lounge: Thee Lolitas, Golden Pelicans, the Budds, 9 p.m.

TUESDAY 9:30 Club: Twenty One Pilots, 7 p.m., sold out. CONTINUED ON PAGE 36

Hirshhorn Museum and Sculpture Garden: “Barbara Kruger: Belief + Doubt,” the entire museum space — walls, floor, escalator sides — is wrapped in text on vinyl by the artist, immersing visitors in halls of voices that address conflicting perceptions of democracy, power and belief, indefinitely. “Black Box: Oliver Laric,” a video installation by the artist explores the concept of authenticity by examining the history of bootleg, remixes and hybrid, through Oct. 5. “Salvatore Scarpitta: Traveler,” above, an exhibition representing Scarpitta’s career features paintings by the artist that incorporate bandages and automobile parts and his full-scale race car sculptures, through Jan. 11. “Speculative Forms,” drawn from the museum’s permanent collection, this sculpture exhibition examines trends in modernist sculpture since the early 20th century, through Sept. 30, 2015. Seventh Street and Independence Avenue SW; 202-633-1000, hirshhorn.si.edu.

TURKISH RESTAURANT WEEK

Try a sample of Turkish Food at DC’s Best Turkish

SEPTEMBER 17 – 24, 2014

WASHINGTON, DC

Restaurants

SEPTEMBER 2014

WED

THU

FRI

SAT

SUN

MON

TUE

WED Follow your savory Turkish Lunch/Dinner with a taste of Turkish Tradition with Kurukahveci Mehmet Efendi’s Turkish Coﬀee.

Price does not include tax, gratuity and beverages

PARTICIPATING RESTAURANTS

 AGORA RESTAURANT Dupont Circle

Adams Morgan

 ATILLA’S Arlington

 EZME RESTAURANT & WINE BAR Dupont Circle

DPR

 MEZE RESTAURANT AND LOUNGE  RUDY’S Downtown DC

 ZAYTINYA China Town

 THE LEVANTE’S Dupont Circle

Organized by

ATA-DC

American Turkish Association of Washington, D.C.

ARKS AND RECREATION

For more details about the restaurants and the menus, please visit

www.turkishrestaurantweekdc.org

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This is

Every Tuesday in Express

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Comedy Club & Restaurant 1140 Connecticut Ave. Washington, DC 20036

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ALL SHOWS 18 & OVER TONY ROCK

BOBBY LEE

LAST COMIC STANDING AUDITIONS

JERROD CARMICHAEL

GRADUATION SHOWCASE

CONTINUED FROM PAGE 35

The Hamilton: Nick Waterhouse, PEP,

Black Cat: Why?, Dessa, Hemlock Ernst,

7:30 p.m.

8 p.m.

SEPT 18-21

SEPT 26-28

SEPT 27

Apollo Live & Comedy Central

MADtv, Comedy Central & The Tonight Show

Live audience audition in our Comedy Lounge

TAMMY PESCATELLI

JOHN CAPARULO

DAVE ATTELL

OCT 9-12

Special Event OCT 16-19

Last Comic Standing & Comedy Central

The Tonight Show & Chelsea Lately

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9:30 Club: Twenty One Pilots, 7 p.m.,

Anacostia Community Museum:

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Pure Disgust, the Defense, 9 p.m.

Black Cat: Coup Sauvage and the Snips, Sneaks, 8 p.m.

“Black Baseball in the District of Columbia,” an examination of the national pastime in the African-American community, indefinitely. “Home Sewn: Quilts From the Lower Mississippi Valley,” an exhibition examining the generational, social and economic fabric of an AfricanAmerican quilting community in rural Mississippi, through Sun. “Ubuhle Women, Beadwork and the Art of Independence,” this exhibition highlights a form of bead art, the ndwango (which translates as “cloth”), developed by a community of women living and working together in rural KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa, through Jan. 4. 1901 Fort Place SE; 202-633-4820, anacostia.si.edu.

DC9: Slow Magic, Kodak to Graph, Daktyl, 8:30 p.m.

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Rams Head On Stage: John Hiatt,

The Hamilton: John Mayall, Eli Cook,

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The Genius of Persian Calligraphy,” the focus of this exhibition is on a calligraphic script that was developed in the 14th century in Iran. More than 20 works from 1400 to 1600 that highlight this script will be on display, through March 22. “Perspectives: Chiharu Shiota,” an installation by the artist inspired by personal memories of lost individuals and moments features discarded shoes and notes she collected, through June 7. 1050 Independence Ave. SW; 202-6331000, asia.si.edu.

Artisphere: “Artemis Herber: No Man’s Land,” the artist showcases her largescale paintings on found corrugated cardboard, through Oct. 5. “Gina Matchitt: Being There,” matchitt, a New Zealand native, takes photographs of tourists in Washington and then uses Maori techniques to create woven photographic objects to showcase, through Sun. “Joshua Yospyn: American Sequitur,” a selection from Yospyn’s book project on the “lighter side” of liberty, through Nov. 15. Think With Your Hands: Illustrated Journals Come to Life Through Augmented Reality, the exhibition pairs artwork by illustrators and graphic designers Pep Carrio and Isidro Ferrer with animation, video and augmented reality to bring the 2-D work to life, opening Fri., through Nov. 30. 1101 Wilson Blvd., Arlington; 703-875-1100, artisphere.com. LAST CHANCE Athenaeum: “Influence and Inspiration in Alexandria,” the exhibition highlights the Art League’s finest work during the past 60 years, Thu.-Sun. 201 Prince St., Alexandria; 703548-0035, nvfaa.org.

BlackRock Center for the Arts: “David Carlson: Works on Paper,” the artist’s spontaneous works on paper are displayed, through Oct. 3.

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goingoutguide.com “Pop: Everlasting,” local artist Cory Oberndorfer displays his series of drippy Popsicle paintings as a sweet ode to summer, through Oct. 3. 12901 Town Commons Drive, Germantown; 301-5282260, blackrockcenter.org.

Photography and Media Arts Collection,” a collection of 40 photographs and one video related to landscape, through Sept. 28. 500 17th St. NW; 202-639-1700, corcoran.org.

Corcoran Gallery of Art: “American

an exhibition of paintings by Carolyn Pool and Kathleen Stark, through Oct. 2, 10:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Old Town Hall, 3999 University Drive, Fairfax; 703-273-2377, fairfaxartleague.net.

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Journeys — Visions of Place,” a new installation of the museum’s pre-1945 American paintings and sculpture collection organized around the theme of the changing notion of place in the history of American art, indefinitely. “American Metal: The Art of Albert Paley,” an exhibition covering Paley’s 50-year career, from his time as a jeweler to his recent large-scale sculptural projects, through Sept. 28. “Mark Tribe: Plein Air,” this exhibition features works by Tribe that explore aerial landscape photography through computer simulation, through Sept. 28. “Sol LeWitt: Wall Drawing #65,” LeWitt’s piece, on loan from the National Gallery of Art, is displayed, through March 15. “Terra Firma: Landscapes From the

Fairfax Art League: “Colors of Africa,”

Flashpoint: “Emily Francisco: Something Slightly Familiar,” Francisco combines videos and overlapping soundtracks to create a large interactive soundscape, through Oct. 11. 916 G St. NW; 202-315-1305, culturaldc.org. Foundry Gallery: “Colors of Kurdistan - Two Kurdish Artists,” paintings by Ramzi Ghotbaldin, a Kurdish artist in Paris, and Sardar Kestay, who lives in New York, range from modernist to folk-influenced, through Sept. 28. 1314 18th St. NW; 202463-0203, foundrygallery.org.

Freer Gallery of Art: “Style in Chinese

Honfleur Gallery: “Arena,” an exhibition of works by Selin Balci, an artist who uses living entities such as microbial growth to recreate interactions and conflicts across the picture surface, above, through Oct. 31. 1241 Good Hope Road SE; 202-365-8392, honfleurgallery.com.

Landscape Painting: The Song Legacy,” features landscape paintings from the Song dynasty period, 907-1279, and later works that show an evolution of six different styles, through Oct. 26. “The Nile and Ancient Egypt,” high-quality artifacts from the collections of Freer Gallery are showcased to illuminate the role and importance of water animals for ancient Egyptian religion and afterlife, indefinitely. Jefferson Drive and 12th Street SW; 202-633-1000, asia.si.edu.

Goethe-Institut: “ApocalyptiCAT,” Franca Bartholomai’s contemporary German woodcuts and papercuts are displayed, through Oct. 10. 812 Seventh St. NW; 202-289-1200, goethe.de/ins/ us/was.

Hillyer Art Space: “Apocaloptimist: A Future True Story,” artist Rachel Schmidt explores current myths in her exhibition that displays both hand-made masks and installations using video, collage and drawing, through Sept. 27. “Babel,” artist CONTINUED ON PAGE 38

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Members of the U.S. Army Field Band and artists from the UMD School of Music join forces for a dynamic concert that depicts movement through music.

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Sunday, September 28, 3:00 pm

Too wild and terrible… (Beethoven): Mozart’s haunting Requiem is the centerpiece of our all-Mozart season opener of great vocal and choral music. Internationally acclaimed guest artist soprano Sherezade Panthaki joins us for both the Requiem and the bravura Motet Exsultate, jubilate.

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CONTINUED from PAGE 37 Michele Montalbano uses a combination of etching, aquatint, letterpress, gilding, drawing and painting to convey the idea of a language barrier in her work, through Sept. 27. “Hillyer Contemporaries,” a group exhibition that will feature select work from members of Hillyer’s Artist Advisory Committee including Renee Stout, John Paradiso, Lorelle Rau, Ellington Robinson, Pattie Firestone and Cianne Fragione, through Sept. 27. 9 Hillyer Court NW; 202-338-0680, hillyerartspace.org.

Featuring:

Anthony “Swamp Dog” Clark and his Allstars, Fast Eddie and the Slowpokes, Hardway Connection, The Holmes Brothers, The Jewels, Mahajibee Blues, Nadine Rae and the Allstars, Jeff Scott, and Jesi Terrell

Jane Haslem: “A Look at the Past,” this exhibition compares prices from 40 years ago to the present through the price of prints, paintings and works on paper by Josef Albers, Karen Kunc, Gabor Peterdi among others, through Sept. 30. “Essence of the Northeast USA,” new watercolors by George Harkins are displayed, through Oct. 31. 2025 Hillyer Place NW; 202-232-4644.

Jerusalem Fund: “Fractured Spring, New Artwork by Helen Zughaib,” paintings, calligraphy and installations by Zughaib are showcased, through Oct. 17. 2425 Virginia Ave. NW; 202-338-1958, thejerusalemfund.org.

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created to explore new ideas and resources includes video, websites and maps, puzzles and other multimedia, indefinitely. Ongoing exhibits, “Earth Lab,” provides the latest data models and decision tools to create strategies for mitigating the impacts of climate change. “Life Lab,” contains information about the science of healthy living, how the brain works, and how to plan healthy meals, indefinitely. 525 E St. NW; 202334-1201, koshland-science-museum.org.

Mexican Cultural Institute: “Great Moments in Mexico’s Golden Age of Cinema,” a collection of works by cinematographer Gabriel Figueroa, who was known for his distinct use of Mexican imagery. Highlights include film clips, photographs, posters and documents, through Nov. 3. 2829 16th St. NW; 202728-1628, instituteofmexicodc.org.

Mount Vernon: “Gardens and Groves,” more than 40 objects including rarely seen items from Mount Vernon’s collection, books and letters, 3200 Mount Vernon Memorial Highway, Alexandria; 703-780-2000, mountvernon.org. National Air and Space Museum: “Hawaii by Air,” an exhibition examining how flying to Hawaii has changed through the years, through July 25.

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goingoutguide.com Ongoing exhibits: explore the evolution of flight through displays, hands-on exhibitions and historic aircraft and spacecraft, from the Wright Brothers’ plane to Charles Lindbergh’s Spirit of St. Louis to the Apollo 11 command module Columbia. The museum also has a planetarium and Imax theater, which for a fee shows educational films on flight and outer space, indefinitely. Sixth Street and Independence Avenue SW; 202-6331000, nasm.si.edu.

National Building Museum: “Cool and Collected: Recent Acquisitions,” new pieces in the museum’s collection include

a salesman’s kit from the Underground Home company, pieces of terra cotta from buildings in Chicago and New York and more, through May 25. “Designing for Disaster,” an exhibition featuring objects, graphics and multimedia examines how society determines and responds to natural hazards, through Aug. 2. “House and Home,” an ongoing exhibition that explores what it means to live at home, Ongoing exhibits: learn about the history of buildings and their environmental impact, indefinitely. 401 F St. NW; 202-272-2448, nbm.org.

Building: “In the Library: Documenting

Building: “Andrew Wyeth: Looking Out,

Loss and Preservation of Art and Architecture During the Second World War,” images from the Department of Image Collections at the National Gallery of Art Library reflect the dangers and loss of cultural patrimony during wars, through Sept. 26. “Titian’s Danae From the Capodimonte Museum, Naples,” an exhibition of Titian’s painting from the Italian Renaissance, through Nov. 6. Fourth Street and Constitution Avenue NW; 202-737-4215, nga.gov.

Looking In,” works by the artist including watercolors, drawings and tempera paintings are featured, through Nov. 30. “Civic Pride: Dutch Group Portraits From Amsterdam,” rare depictions by Govert Flinck and Bartholomeus van der Helst of meetings inside the Kloveniersdoelen, the gathering place of one of Amsterdam’s three militia companies, “Degas/Cassatt,” an exhibition featuring around 70 pieces in a variety of media reveals the artistic connection between Edgar Degas and Mary Cassatt, through Oct. 5. “From the Library: The Book

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Illustrations by Romeyn de Hooghe,” an exhibition highlighting the artist’s work, which included etchings, decorative frontispieces and illustrated books, through Jan. 25. “Masterpieces of American Furniture From the Kaufman Collection, 1700-1830,” one of the largest collections of Early American furniture in private hands, acquired over the course of five decades by George M. and Linda H. Kaufman, is on display, indefinitely. “Modern American Prints and Drawings from the Kainen Collection,” the final show featuring pieces from Ruth and CONTINUED ON PAGE 40

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National Museum of Natural History, Insect Zoo Saturday, September 20th 10 a.m. – 3 p.m. Come celebrate Hispanic Heritage Month with the Insect Zoo! We will oﬀer activities in Spanish like tarantula feedings at 11 a.m., 12 p.m. and 1 p.m., arts and crafts, and a self-guided tour where you can learn more about our Latin American insects and butterﬂies.

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Jacob Kainen’s collection is an overview of the first 70 years of 20th-century American art. The exhibition includes a 1946 pictograph by Adolph Gottlieb, two abstract expressionist works by Willem de Kooning and more, through Feb. 1. “Captain Linnaeus Tripe: Photographer of India and Burma, 1852-1860,” an exhibition of photographs that explore significant cultural and geographic sites in India and Birma, opening Sun., through Jan. 4. Sixth Street and Constitution Avenue NW; 202-737-4215, nga.gov.

National Museum of African Art: “Chief S.O. Alonge: Photographer to the Royal Court of Benin, Nigeria,” a photography exhibition featuring images by Alonge that document the rituals, pageantry and regalia of the royal court,

through Sept. 13. 950 Independence Ave. SW; 202-633-4600, africa.si.edu.

National Museum of American History: “American Stories,” a crosssection of the museum’s collection of artifacts shows how stories and history have shaped our national identity. For a limited time, visitors can view John Coltrane’s “A Love Supreme” manuscript and the Miss Piggy puppet on display in the exhibit through June 17, indefinitely. “Food: Transforming the American Table, 1950 to 2000,” from food production to who does the cooking to where meals are consumed to what we know about what’s good for us, this exhibit explores how new technologies and social and cultural shifts have influenced major changes in food, wine and eating in America, indefinitely. “The Early

Sixties: American Culture,” a display celebrating American culture in the 1960s, indefinitely. John Coltrane’s tenor saxophone, in celebration of the 50th anniversary of the recording of “A Love Supreme,” the jazz legend’s saxophone is on view, indefinitely. Michelle Obama’s second inaugural gown loan, the first lady’s second inaugural gown temporarily replaces her first in the First Ladies Room, through Jan. 19. Renee Fleming’s Super Bowl gown, the opera singer’s gown from the 2014 Super Bowl will be on view, indefinitely. 14th Street and Constitution Avenue NW; 202-633-1000, americanhistory.si.edu.

National Museum of Natural History: “Beyond Bollywood: Indian Americans Shape the Nation,” through images, music, visual art and first-person

narratives, this exhibition explores the influence and experience of Indian Americans in America, through Aug. 16. “Dom Pedro,” the 14-inch obelisk is a 10,363-carat aquamarine, indefinitely. “Living on an Ocean Planet,” a new permanent exhibit that explores the ocean space and its relationship to human life, indefinitely. “Once There Were Billions: Vanished Birds of North America,” examining the story of the last passenger pigeon, this exhibition features illustrations from the Biodiversity Heritage Library, through Oct. 31, 2015. “Portraits of Planet Ocean: The Photography of Brian Skerry,” an underwater journey through different marine environments by the award-winning photojournalist, “The Rex Room,” in a conservation room,

visitors can observe, through one of two doorways, as scientists prepare the Tyrannosaurus rex skeleton that will go on display in 2019, through Oct. 20. “Wilderness Forever: Celebrating 50 Years of Protecting America’s Wilderness,” a photography exhibition in celebration of the 50th anniversary of the Wilderness Act features large-format images by professional, amateur and student photographers, 10th Street and Constitution Avenue NW; 202-633-1000, mnh.si.edu.

National Museum of the American Indian: “Indelible: The Platinum Photographs of Larry McNeil and Will Wilson,” an exhibition of works by the artists, who challenge the idea that North American Indians are a “vanishing race,” through Jan. 5. “Our Lives:

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National Museum of Women in the Arts: “Total Art: Contemporary Video,” Dara Birnbaum, Kimsooja, Mariko Mori and Alex Prager are a few of the artists featured in this exhibition, which highlights video art by women from the 1970s to present, through Oct. 12. Ongoing exhibits: works by female artists, indefinitely. 1250 New York Ave. NW; 202-783-5000, nmwa.org.

National Portrait Gallery: “Face Value: Portraiture in the Age of Abstraction,” this group exhibition spotlights the work of such painters as Chuck Close, whose mid-20th-century portraits bucked the trend of abstraction. More than 50 paintings, drawings, prints and sculptures from around 1945 to 1975 by artists Alice Neel, Elaine de Kooning, Robert Rauschenberg, Beauford CONTINUED ON PAGE 42

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Contemporary Life and Identities,” an exhibition examining how eight Native American communities live in the 21st century, through July 6. “Nation to Nation: Treaties between the United States and American Indian Nations,” an exhibition exploring the importance of Native American diplomats and leaders focuses on the relationship between Indian nations and the founding fathers, Fourth Street and Independence Avenue SW; 202-633-1000, nmai.si.edu.

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Touchstone: “About Face..et al,” above, Bill Mould explores the complex topography of the human face, with the many odd, touching and unwittingly hilarious expressions we use to communicate, through Sept. 28. “Out of Service,” rustic landscape photography by Pete McCutchen is displayed, through Sept. 28. “Ruffled Feathers,” touchstone member artists work in photography, painting, sculpture, ceramics, collage and drawing to convey avian motifs as metaphors for human activity, through Sept. 28. 901 New York Ave. NW; 202-347-2787, touchstonegallery.com.

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Newseum: “Civil Rights at 50,” a threeyear changing exhibition follows the civil rights movement from 1963 to 1965 with images and the front pages of newspapers and magazines from the time, “G-Men and Journalists,” an exhibition exploring the FBI’s effort to combat crime features photographs, newspapers and interactive displays, through Jan. 4. “One Nation With News for All,” a historical exhibition exploring how immigrants and minority groups used the press to fight for their rights in America. Freedom’s Journal, the first black newspaper, and the Cherokee Phoenix, the first Native American newspaper, will be displayed, through Jan. 4. 555 Pennsylvania Ave. NW; 888639-7386, newseum.org.

Phillips Collection: “Laib Wax Room,” German artist Wolfgang Laib originally created this fragrant, illuminated beeswax chamber for the Phillips

family home. It will be the museum’s first permanent installation since the Rothko Room in 1960, indefinitely. “The Journals of Duncan Phillips,” a display of selections from the museum founder’s journals, which span 30 years, through Feb. 27. 1600 21st St. NW; 202-387-2151, phillipscollection.org.

Smithsonian American Art Museum: A Closer Look at the Emergence of Modern Art, art historian William Kloss leads a lecture series about modern art, through Sept. 27, 11 a.m.1 p.m. Eighth and F streets NW; 202-6331000, americanart.si.edu.

Susan Calloway Fine Arts: “The Light That She Loves: Literary Paintings and Drawings by Maud Taber-Thomas,” artist Maud Taber-Thomas displays her works of luminous drawings and paintings that embody a loving conversation between several different art forms, through Oct. 11. 1643 Wisconsin Ave. NW; 202-9654601, callowayart.com. The Old Print Gallery: “Ink & Grain,”

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CONTINUED FROM PAGE 41 Delaney, Romare Bearden, Andy Warhol, Fairfield Porter, Alex Katz and Jamie Wyeth, through Jan. 11. “Mathew Brady’s Photographs of Union Generals,” studio portraits by one of the most famous photographers of the Civil War, through May 31. “Mr. Lincoln’s Washington: A Civil War Portfolio,” the exhibition features large-format reproductions of photographs, drawings and maps that document the Civil War and its impact on Washington, through Jan. 25. “One Life: Grant and Lee: 1864-1865,” an installation exploring the lives of Ulysses S. Grant and Robert E. Lee during the Civil War, through May 25. “Portraiture Now: Staging the Self,” features the work of David Antonio Cruz, Carlee Fernandez, Maria Martinez-Canas, Rachelle Mozman, Karen Miranda Rivadaneira and Michael Vasquez, through April 12. “The Network,” artist Lincoln Schatz recombines interviews with famous politicians, scholars and other notables into a single-screen video, indefinitely.

LAST CHANCE “Sunday in the Park with George”: Georges Seurat’s painting “A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte” provided the inspiration for Stephen Sondheim and James Lapine’s play, through Sun., $29-$98. Signature Theatre, 4200 Campbell Ave., Arlington; 703-820-9771, signature-theatre.org.

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Brown Military Collection at the Brown University Library depict the first two years of World War I, through Nov. 30. 2340 S St. NW; 202-387-4062, woodrowwilsonhouse.org.

cancer in this musical, through Sept. 27, $25, $20 youth. Arts Barn, 311 Kent Square Road, Gaithersburg; 301-2586394, gaithersburgmd.gov/leisure/arts/ theater-at-the-arts-barn.

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Realism,” the exhibit includes works that reference the Greek Classical Realism style, through Oct. 6. “Washington From Light to Night,” artist Web Bryant presents his very own visual narrative of Washington, D.C., through Oct. 6. The Art League Gallery, Studio 21, 105 N. Union St., Alexandria; 703-683-1780, theartleague.org.

“A Streetcar Named Desire”: Tennessee Williams’ Pulitzer Prizewinning drama is staged, through Sept. 28, $19-$22. Little Theatre of Alexandria, 600 Wolfe St., Alexandria; 703-6830496, thelittletheatre.com.

U.S. Botanic Garden: “Amber Waves

Woodrow Wilson House: “Images of the Great War,” paintings, drawings and watercolors from the Anne S.K.

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“Fool for Love”: Two lovers grapple with jealousy and betrayal, through Sept. 27, $30-$45, $20-$35 seniors and age 30 and younger. Round House Theatre, 4545 East West Highway, Bethesda; 240-644-1100, roundhousetheatre.org.

“Belleville”: A married American couple living in France confront the imperfections in their relationship, through Oct. 12, $44-$78, $39-$73 seniors, $20 students. Studio Theatre, 1501 14th St. NW; 202-332-3300, studiotheatre.org. “Breast in Show”: Five characters share their experiences with breast

cast develop a new musical, opens Sat., $26-$44. Hylton Performing Arts Center, 10960 George Mason Circle, Manassas; 703-993-7759, hyltoncenter.org.

“Cancun”: The comedy follows two vacationing couples contemplating what their life would have been like had they married different people, through Oct. 5, $38-$50, $26-$50 seniors, $20-$50 students. Gala Hispanic Theatre, 3333 14th St. NW; 202-234-7174, galatheatre.org.

“Clybourne Park”: The Pulitzer Prize-winning play is a follow-up to “A Raisin in the Sun,” through Oct. 5, $24, $20 seniors and students. Maryland Ensemble Theatre, 31 W. CONTINUED ON PAGE 44

DONT MISS THE CONVERSATION. Witness to History: Investigating the Unabomber SEPT. 20, 2 P.M. Three principal members of the FBI team that captured the Unabomber talk about their new book, “Unabomber: How the FBI Broke Its Own Rules to Capture the Terrorist Ted Kaczynski.” The panel discussion is a co-production of the Newseum and the National Law Enforcement Museum.

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Inside Media: “The Boomer List” Opening Weekend SEPT. 27, 2:30 P.M. To mark the opening of the Newseum’s new exhibit “The Boomer List,” photographer Timothy Greenﬁeld-Sanders discusses his large-format portraits of the 19 inﬂuential baby boomers featured in the exhibit. AARP is the exclusive sponsor of “The Boomer List” exhibit at the Newseum. Programs are open to the public and are included with paid Newseum admission or a Press Pass membership, unless otherwise noted on newseum.org. Seating is limited and on a space-available basis.

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“God of Carnage”: A fight between two boys sends their usually wellmannered parents into a battle of their own, opens Fri. through Oct. 11, $20, $18 students and seniors. Silver Spring Stage, 10145 Colesville Road, Silver Spring; 301593-6036, ssstage.org.

“Godspell”: The musical is based on the Gospel of Matthew, opens Fri. through Oct. 12, $17, $14 seniors and youth. Port Tobacco Players, 508 Charles St., La Plata; 301-932-6819, ptplayers.com.

“Metamorphosis”: Kafka’s work about a man-turned-insect is given a musical twist by the Alliance LAST CHANCE

“The Intergalactic Nemesis: A LiveAction Graphic Novel,” which appeared at the Kennedy Center, opens Sat. through Sun., $20-$25. Artisphere, 1101 Wilson Blvd., Arlington; 703-875-1100, artisphere.com.

LAST CHANCE “Molly”: Playwright John Millington Synge’s lover, Molly Allgood, is the subject of Scena’s world premiere, through Sun., $35, $20 students and seniors. Atlas Performing Arts Center, 1333 H St. NE; 202-399-7993, atlasarts.org.

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“Investigation: Detective McDevitt”: The theatrical walking tour follows the detective as he reviews the facts of Lincoln’s assassination, through Nov. 1, $15-$17. Ford’s Theatre, 511 10th St. NW; 202-347-4833, fordstheatre.org.

for New Music-Theatre as part of the Embassy of the Czech Republic’s Mutual Inspirations Festival, through Sun., $30, $20 students. Woolly Mammoth Theatre, 641 D St. NW; 202-393-3939, woollymammoth.net.

“Colossal”: Andrew Hinderaker’s new play tells the story of a college football player left paralyzed by the game he loves. For a sporty flourish, the production unfolds as a football game, performed in four quarters, including a halftime show, through Sept. 28, $43.50-$63.50, $38.50-$58.50 seniors and children. Olney Theatre Center, 2001 Olney-Sandy Spring Road, Olney; 301-924-3400, olneytheatre.org.

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“Seven Guitars”: In August Wilson’s play staged by No Rules Theatre Company, a blues singer with a second chance at a music career is murdered shortly after being released from jail, through Sept. 28, $15-$50. Signature Theatre, 4200 Campbell Ave., Arlington; 703-820-9771, signature-theatre.org. “Shear Madness”: The audience plays armchair detective in the comedy, through Sept. 26, $50. Kennedy Center, Theater Lab, 2700 F St. NW; 800-4441324, kennedy-center.org. LAST CHANCE “ Shining City”: In Scena’s staging of Conor McPherson’s play, a therapist’s first patient might be haunted by his wife’s ghost, through Sun., $35$40, $20-$25 students and seniors. Atlas Performing Arts Center, 1333 H St. NE; 202-399-7993, atlasarts.org.

“Stuart Little”: A New York City mouse raised by a human family ventures outside in search of his best friend, opens Fri. through Oct. 26, $19. Glen Echo Park, Adventure Theatre MTC, 7300 MacArthur Blvd., Glen Echo; 301-6342270, adventuretheatre-mtc.org.

“Take Me Out”: When a baseball player publicly announces that he is gay it sets off a chain of reaction, through Oct. 12, $28, $23 seniors, $15 students. 1st Stage, 1524 Spring Hill Road, McLean; 703-8541856, 1ststagetysons.org. “The Cole Porter Project”: The In Series’ show covers 35 of Porter’s songs, through Sun., $40, $37 seniors, $20 youth. Source, 1835 14th St. NW; 202-204-7800, sourcedc.org. LAST CHANCE

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“The Mousetrap”: Agatha Christie’s mystery follows a newlywed couple who open a guest house in the country that is the scene of a murder, through Sept. 28, $20, $15 students and seniors. Laurel Mill Playhouse, 508 Main St., Laurel; 301-6179906, laurelmillplayhouse.org.

“The Seven Year Itch”: A husband struggling with a mid-life crisis is the subject of George Axelrod’s comedy presented by American Century Theater, opens Sat. through Oct. 11, $32-38. Gunston Arts Center Theater II, 2700 S. Lang St., Arlington; 703-998-4555. “The Shoplifters”: The world premiere comedy follows a senior with a stealing problem, through Oct. 19, $45$100. Arena Stage, 1101 Sixth St. SW; 202-488-3300, arenastage.org.

“The Understudy”: An understudy struggles with backstage drama, through Sept. 28, $34-$60. Everyman Theatre, 315 W. Fayette St., Baltimore; 410-7522208, everymantheatre.org. “Three Sistahs”: Chekhov’s “Three Sisters” provides inspiration for the musical about three women contemplating their past, present and future, through Nov. 2, $55-$60. MetroStage, 1201 N. Royal St., Alexandria; 800-494-8497, metrostage.org. “To Kill a Mockingbird”: National Players present Harper Lee’s story of the pursuit of justice in a Southern town, through Sept. 28, $15. Olney Theatre Center, 2001 Olney-Sandy Spring Road, Olney; 301-924-3400, olneytheatre.org. LAST CHANCE “Venus and Adonis”: The Isango Ensemble puts a South African and multilingual twist on Shakespeare’s romantic poem, through Sat., $20-$80. Lansburgh Theatre, 450 Seventh St. NW; 202-547-1122, 877-4878849, shakespearetheatre.org.

“We Are Samurai”: A woman and her boyfriend set out to avenge the death of her cats in Daria Marinelli’s Japanesetheater-inspired tragedy, through Sept. 28, $20. Venus Theatre, 21 C St., Laurel; 202-236-4078, venustheatre.org.

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entertainment FILM It’s a shock to be talking with Adam Driver and hear so little cursing. Unlike the unpredictable hedonist he’s played for three seasons on HBO’s “Girls,” the 30-year-old actor is thoughtful and even hesitant. If he’s electric on screen, he’s almost timid off it. “It’s probably the nature of my job, constantly trying to spy on things and take them in,” Driver says. “But I have a constant battle in acting where I almost have to fight that impulse.” It’s a battle he’s been winning. Driver’s live-wire spontaneity

and his seemingly direct tap to unfiltered emotions have made him one of the most magnetic actors of his generation. This Friday, the first of his two films this year will open: Shawn Levy’s ensemble comedy “This Is Where I Leave You.” Next weekend comes the desert drama “Tracks.” Further expansions are on the horizon. The Toronto Film Festival was a break from filming “Star Wars: Episode VII.” There, he showed Noah Baumbach’s comedy “While We’re Young” and Saverio Costanzo’s family drama “Hungry Hearts” (which

NBC says Bill Hader will host “Saturday Night Live” on Oct. 11

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Adam Driver adjusts to the fast lane

Adam Driver has at least five films set to be released, including “Star Wars: Episode VII.”

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won him best actor at the Venice Film Festival). Driver’s ascent has been swift. He joined the Marines after Sept. 11, but a broken sternum from a mountain biking accident ended his military career. Instead of going to Iraq, he went to Juilliard, where he pursued acting with the determination of a Marine. “I think of who I was four years ago and I can’t imagine that person now,” Driver says. “Suddenly your kind of anonymity goes away. … Suddenly your first impulse isn’t anger. You hope it’s rational thought.” JAKE COYLE (AP)

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Tim McGraw has a reputation for picking the right songs over the course of his 20-year career, although he says he had some help on his latest hit. He knew the single â&#x20AC;&#x153;Meanwhile Back at Mamaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;sâ&#x20AC;? was clearly a winner after he saw the reaction that his wife and fellow country singer, Faith Hill, had after playing a demo of the song. â&#x20AC;&#x153;And when it got to the end, where it said, â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Me and you back at mamaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s,â&#x20AC;&#x2122; she started crying,â&#x20AC;? McGraw said. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I said, â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m going to record it and youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re going to record it with me.â&#x20AC;&#x2122; â&#x20AC;? The duet on his new album, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Sundown Heaven Town,â&#x20AC;? out now, marks his 50th top 10 entry on Billboardâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Hot Country chart and further emphasizes how important family is to McGraw, both for his own kinfolk and his ever-growing musical family. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We really havenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t recorded that many songs together,â&#x20AC;? said McGraw, who will celebrate his 18th anniversary with Hill in October. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Just a handful. And we try to only record songs that we think are special to us. And this was one of those songs.â&#x20AC;? KRISTIN M. HALL (AP) Kanye West is rumored to be recording with Lorde, The New York Post reports

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Peter Fondaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Easy Riderâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; bike going to auction

Liam Neeson revealed in a recent interview that he has been collaborating with U2 frontman Bono on a script. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We chat, or with him a lot of the time I just listen,â&#x20AC;? Neeson told The Independent of their friendship. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a wonderful man. Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s got an idea for a script which weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve been working on for the past six years.â&#x20AC;? The story, he says, is set in the 1970s and is about Irish showbands: large dance bands that toured the country performing covers of recent pop hits. Neeson did not reveal if their writing team planned to turn the script into a film. (EXPRESS)

The customized Captain America chopper Peter Fonda rode in â&#x20AC;&#x153;Easy Riderâ&#x20AC;? has come to symbolize the counterculture of the 1960s. Now itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s for sale. The auction house Profiles in History said that it estimates the Harley-Davidson will bring about $1 million at its Oct. 18 sale being held online and at its galleries in Calabasas, Calif. The seller is Michael Eisenberg, a California businessman. Eisenberg said he plans to donate â&#x20AC;&#x153;a significant amountâ&#x20AC;? of the proceeds to the American Humane Association to honor Fondaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s involvement in the organization. (AP)

â&#x20AC;&#x153;Boardwalk Empireâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;sâ&#x20AC;? Jack Huston will star in a remake of â&#x20AC;&#x153;Ben-Hur,â&#x20AC;? Deadline reports

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Call For Information on Specials! EFF, 1 & 2 BRs $ Starting @

• FREE UTILITIES • Wall-to-Wall Carpet • On-Site Laundry & Playgrounds • 24-hr. Emergency Maintenance • Steps away from Café, Shopping & Metro

600

SPECIAL! • $200 OFF 1st Months Rent

FAIRWAY PARK A P A R T M E N T S

2BR Special 1099

English Bulldog—$2200, both, 8 wks Huggable, Adorable, Healthy, Home raised, AKC reg, Vet Chk, Champ sire, health guar, 717-372-2379 Poodle—AKC Toy Poodle, $800, Male, 8 wks, home raised, shots, wormed, AKC papers. Parents on site, 540-854-0046 Yorkie — Mini Toy size, Male, 14wks, vet checked, up to date shots, de-wormer. Family raised with children, cats, $650, 571-331-1358.

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No Application Fee! Available for Immediate Move In!!!! • Energy-efficient systems • Brushed Nickel Accents • Stainless steel appliances • Large Closets • Microwave • Dishwasher • Central Air Conditioning • Kitchen Breakfast Bars • On-site Management • Washer & Dryer • On-site Maintenance Professionally Managed by

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$300 off if move in by Sept 30,2014 Bring this ad in and receive free application fee

2BRs as low as $1100 • • • • • • • • •

Fitness Center Business Center Community Center Spacious Floorplans Individually Controlled Heat & A/C Balconies & Patios Controlled Access Sparkling Swimming Pool Fabulous Views of the City

www.wcsmith.com William C. Smith & Co./EHO

2629 Douglas Rd., SE • Washington, DC

1-877-801-4266

CARVER

5 minute walk from the Minnesota Ave Metro Controlled access entry • Laundromat facilities on-site Free summer camp • Community Center Gas heat & cooking • Central A/C and much, much more!

Application Fee $25.00

for one adult 18yrs and older or two adults $35 3551 Jay Street NE, Washington DC 20019

202-388-0274

M-F 9am-4pm Saturday 10am-2pm

New Extended hours on Wednesdays 9am-7pm NE - Huntwood Crt. Under new management. 1BR $860+. 2BR $920+. 5000 Hunt St NE. 888-349-3845 NMI Prop Mgmt.

Meadow Green Courts! $20 APPLICATION FEE!

Convenient to shops, schools, Dishwasher. Walk-in closets., w-w carpet 5% DISCOUNT: METRO & DC GOVT employees

Call for details

ROYAL COURTS

202-969-8564

(877) 464-9774

202-969-8558

3539 A St. SE

*Call for details. Restrictions apply

SW-MadisonCt. Under New Management.Starting at 1BR $845+, 2BR $945+. 32 Chesapeake St. SW 202-561-7368 NMI PropertyManagement

1 Bedrooms at $829

Jump Into Fall

No Application Fee/Deposit Special! Individually Controlled Central Air Dishwasher/Garbage Disposal Laundry Room in every building!

FREE RENT

on 1BRS Also 2 & 3 Bedroom Specials

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2942 2ND St. SE Wash, D.C. 20032 Professionally Managed By CIH Properties, Inc.

GAS HEAT, GAS COOKING FREE & WATER

2 BRS 895 $

NW -- 1 BR Co-op in Senior Community, incomes less than $12K/yr. Call 202-388-3900 ext 12

Central A/C, Convenient to Green Line Metro, Onsite Laundry, Parking, Vouchers Welcome

GREENWOOD MANOR

NW- 6501 14TH ST. Bus stop n front, nr 16th W/D in bsmt Effic. $1095, 1BR $1325 all utils incl. 301-661-0510

Apartments

M-F 8:30 - 5 PM SAT. by appt only

202.678.2548

2343 Green Street SE • Wash. DC 20020

WWW.DELWIN-REALTY.COM

SE- 2 BR on Greenline, Secure, Quiet, Carpet .Utils Included with voucher approved. 703-912-4885

Maplewood Courts

SE DANBURY ST - Attractive 1BR $805. 1st months rent free. Good credit req. Metro Bus at corner. Call 202-563-1791 SE - Furnished room, w2w carpet, CAC/heat, near bus. $165/week. SPECIAL - utilities included. 202-207-5569 or 202-399-0396 SE-Hanover Court. Under new mgmt. 1BR $775+. 2BR $850. $50 app fee 2412 Hartford St. #202 SE. 202-506-6416 NMI Property Management

Fall Specials!!! 2 Bedrooms ONLY $925.00 3 Bedrooms ONLY $1,145.00 Spacious rooms, equipped kitchens, utilities included water, sewer & trash. Central A/C Playground & Off Street Parking NO APPLICATION FEE!

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Mon.-Fri. 9-5. Sat. 10-4

Housing Choice Vouchers welcome where rents are within voucher program limits.

3719 4th Street SE

A Great Place at a Great Price! River Hill Apartments!

EHO

1 BRs fr. $860/mo 2 BRs fr. $985/mo

XX740 1x.50

1 Bedrooms @ $750

• Central A/C & Heating • Free Heat & Gas • Community Center • Controlled Building Access • Renovated Apartments • Patios/Balconies

888.659.5771

Southeast

Open House on Sat, Sept 20th 1 Month FREE Rent!*

2 BRs starting at $1260. • Washer & dryer • Individually controlled A/C • Wall-to-wall carpeting • Complimentary Alarm Syst.

2562 Naylor Rd., SE Washington, DC 20020 8:30am - 5:30pm M-F

Hurry Limited Time Only *on approved credit* *income restrictions apply* 888.891.8472

PARADISE AT PARKSIDE

1 & 2 BEDROOM APTS STARTING AT $1,019 2 BR DUPLEXES STARTING AT $1,322

2100 Maryland Ave., NE Washington, DC 20002

Washington View TERRACE SE

PARK NAYLOR APARTMENTS

www.wcsmith.com

Housing Choice Vouchers Welcome where rents are within voucher limits

Professionally Managed By CIH Properties, Inc.

South East

M-F 9-5 • Sat 10-4

3738 D St. SE 20019

4200 S. Capitol St. Wash. DC 20032 Delwin-realty.com

The New

(202) 584-1688

202.561.4675

www.wcsmith.com

If You Move In By 9/19/14

cane Corso's — 1800, kountry boy kennels, 240-435-6522

EFFICIENCY $700 1BR fr. $775 2BR fr. $870

AKC Toy Poodle—$800, 2 Males, 8wks, AKC, Silver or buff. Home raised with lots of TLC, parents on site. Great temperaments, wormed, and first shots. 540-854-0046 Linda Law

W/W carpet, CAC/1 Air/Heat, Dishwasher, Laundry facility, fee

$10 Application fee* • $99 Security Deposit* *minimum income requirement of $28,000

Min. To National Harbor, Mins. from I295, I395, I495, On-site Laundry/Parking, Vouchers Welcome

877.814.0692

ADOPT A CAT/KITTEN Vet checked. Call Feline Foundation. 703-920-8665 www.ffgw.org

202-969-2563

869 21st Street • Washington, DC

PETS

EAGLES CROSSING

116 Irvington Street SW

XX609 1x1

Vienna—09/20/2014, 9-12, Tiburon IV Neighborhood, Follow signs from corner of Beulah and Abbotsford, 703-938-2016, Vienna, VA

SOUTHWEST/Metro Convenient!

XX609 1x.75

Takoma Park—09/20/2014, 9:30-4pm, 108 Elm Ave, Takoma Pk, MD Moving! Furn, kitchen, hardware, electronics,decor, books! BYO bag.

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Banneker Place

XX609 1x.75

Ashburn—Broadlands. Community Yard Sale. Sat, Sept. 27, 8am-2pm. www.broadlandshoa.org/yardsale

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MD RENTALS

WOODLAND SPRINGS

Rosecroft Mews

GREENBELT -Beautiful 2 BR, 2 BA condo for $1650. Close to Greenbelt and New Carrollton metro. Min to 295 & 495. Call 240-460-8110

District Hts.

HIGHLAND RIDGE Apartment homes from $935* Ask about our specials* Community Center Pets Welcome Walking Distance to Bus & Metro

Move In Special 1, 2, & 3 Bedroom Apartments Starting @ $980 We Offer Second Chance Program With $0 Security Deposit

1, 2, 3, 4 Bedrooms Available

Call for pricing

888.240.4569

Application Fee waived with This Ad!

CAPITOL HEIGHTS EHO

• Clubhouse & Fitness Center • Washer & Dryer In Unit • Renovated Apartments Available • Less than Five Minutes from 495 • Swimming Pool • Central A\C & Heat • Spacious Closets

(Income restrictions apply)

Metro accessible to Addison Rd. & Suitland Rd. Stations

CHEVERLY CROSSING APARTMENTS

Office Hours: Mon-Fri 10am - 5pm

3839 64th Ave Hyattsville MD 20784

6617 Atwood Street District Heights, MD 20747

301-735-2104

• Two Months Free Rent • Renovated Kitchens

ADDISON CHAPEL APARTMENTS! Best Kept Secret IN TOWN!

• CloseTo 295, 495 & RTE 50 • Spacious Floorplans • Central HVAC

Savings Event - Great Location!

1 Bedrooms @ $850 per month

1525 Elkwood Lane Capitol Heights, MD 20742

(202) 553-3814 www.novodev.com

(866) 574-4708

XX740 1x.25

CHEVY CHASE - $3,795/month. Lawn care included. Bright, large 4BR, 3.5BA, living room with fireplace, hardwood floors, granite, full finished walk-out basement, garage, deck, close to Friendship Heights, NIH, Bethesda Navy Medical. 3000sf. Call 301-642-2979

1 BR from $859 2 BR from $924

ALL UTILITIES INCLUDED for a small fee Prices subject to veriﬁcation

INSTANT PRE-APPROVAL

2428 Corning Ave. Fort Washington, MD 20744 Call today to schedule an appointment tour! GREENBELT

The Glendale $300 Off 1st Month’s Rent!* 1 BRs from $1160 2 BRs from $1260 3 BRs from $1625 • Washer/Dryer • Separate dining area • Dens available • Large pets welcome

*Quick decision oﬀer only for applying on ﬁrst day of visiting community. Call for details. Restrictions apply.

888.878.8371

www.addisonchapel.com

RIVERDALE

LANDOVER

GATED COMMUNITY

FREE UTILITIES

• • • • • • •

FREE Internet & Cable* (*1-BR only) State of the Art Fitness Center Stainless Steel Appliances** Granite Countertops** Washer & Dryer** Free Gas (cooking & heat) & Water Outdoor & Indoor Pools (**Select Units) *Subject to change.

• Free gas and water • State-of-the-art ﬁtness center

CALL NOW FOR OUR FANTASTIC SPECIALS!

PARKVIEW GARDENS

6400 Riverdale Road • Riverdale, MD 20737

888-251-1872

www.parkviewgardensapartments.com Mon.-Fri. 8-5, Sat. 10-4, Sun. 12-4

RIVERDALE

1, 2 & 3 BR APTS. HUGE 2 BR TOWNHOMES

• Roomy, modern apts. • Private balconies/patios • Cathedral ceiling

CALL NOW FOR OUR FANTASTIC SPECIALS! RIVERDALE VILLAGE

5409 Riverdale Road • Riverdale, MD 20737

800-767-2189

• Right across from the NEW WEGMANS • Remodeled w/brand new Kitchens • Licensed daycare on premises

CALL NOW FOR OUR FANTASTIC SPECIALS!

MAPLE RIDGE 2252 Brightseat Road • Landover, MD 20785

888-583-3045 www.mapleridgeapartments.com

EHO

• • • • •

Walk to Metro Walk to Elementary School Minutes to the NEW WEGMANS Granite Countertops* Stainless Steel Appliances* *Select Units Only

CALL NOW FOR OUR FANTASTIC SPECIALS!

MD RENTALS

Hyattsville

Summer Ridge

Landover, MD

3 BRs for almost as low as 2 BRs! Take $400 off. Must move-in by October 1, 2014 *Income Qualiﬁcations # Occupants

Maximum Income

$45,180

$51,600

$58,080

$64,000

$69,660

$74,820

• Computer Lab & Classes • Metro Accessible • After school and Summer program for the kids • Easy access to 495/295, Metro and Shopping

Contact Jackie or Paula at 301-773-8484

HYATTSVILLE

CASTLE MANOR APARTMENTS BEDROOM Apts.

*with no carpet

*with carpet

from $850*

from $910*

BEDROOM Apts.

from $950

• Ceiling Fans • Lovely Setting • Near the New ARTS DISTRICT • Close to Shopping & Metro

MOVE-IN SPECIAL! 1ST MONTH RENT ONLY $599 (WITH A 12 MO. LEASE)

866.464.0993

GARFIELD COURT 599

Hyattsville

Arts District

MOVE-IN SPECIAL

price is for 1st Mo. Rent/ 1 BR only

(when you sign a 12 mo. lease).

1 BR at $800 • 2 BR at $875

LANDOVER • Gated community • State - of - the - art Fitness Center • Free gas and water • Walk to Walmart

Come Visit Us: Mon. thru Fri. 8 am - 5 pm • Sat. 10 am to 4 pm • Sun. 12 pm - 4 pm

The Villages At Montpelier 11658 South Laurel Drive Laurel, MD 20708

866.914.9712 MT. RAINIER

Arundel A PA R T M E N T S

MOVE IN SPECIAL

1st Mo. Rent/1 BR only $

599

301-779-1734

Super Convenient Location Close to shops & rec. ctr

1BR $875 • 2BR $975 Utilities & Carpet Included! (A/C Extra)

IN PRINT.

301-277-6202

Still the best way to kill time during your commute. XX133 1x1

Kickoff New Living Here With Us! Free Application Instant Approval Month to Month Lease Ask About Our Credit Program Studio,1,2,3 Bedrooms Most Utilities CALL TODAY!

3817 64th Avenue • Landover Hills, MD 20784

Free 6-Week Summer Camp

Present this ad and receive a free application fee

(when you sign a 12mo. lease)

(tenant pays electric • carpet extra)

CALL NOW FOR OUR FANTASTIC SPECIALS! CALVERT HALL 301-773-5228

: 1 and Dens : 2 Bedrooms : 2 and Dens : 3 Bedrooms

On residential street next to DeMatha HS Off-st parking • Ceiling Fans

3402 Dodge Park Rd. • Landover, MD 20785 www.kingssquareapartments.com

Our Sizzling Prices Will Make You Shiver Stop in Today

KINGS SQUARE 877-898-6958

Call for details

301-289-9577

www.summerridgeapartments.net

BEDROOM Apts.

One Month Free! *

866.507.2283

Performance. People. Pride.

1, 2, and 3 BRs Starting at $980 * Spacious Floor Plans • Huge Walk-In Closets Pet Friendly • Pool & Fitness Center Dishwasher/Washer & Dryer • Near Metro

1829 Belle Haven Drive, Hyattsville, MD 20785

301-630-1300

Discover

*limited time offer. Ask for details

MD RENTALS

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MD RENTALS

Southview Apartment Homes

888.801.3692

OFFICE HOURS: M-F (9-6); SAT (9-5); SUN (12-5) 1309 SOUTHVIEW DRIVE, OXON HILL, MD 20745 A SOUTHERN MANAGEMENT COMMUNITY

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MD RENTALS

1 block to West Hyattsvile Metro Newly Renovated Apt Homes* FREE after school program Swimming Pool Oasis Fitness/Business Center Hablamos Español

301-289-9590 3301 Chillum Rd. 20712

MOVE-IN SPECIAL

$599 price is for 1 Mo. Rent/1 BR only st

(when you sign a 12 mo. lease).

1 BR’s are $1050

Central Air • Elevator Off St. Parking • Mid-Rise Apts All Utilities Included

APARTMENTS

1 BR $1021 All Utilities Included 1 BR + Den $1132 2 BR $1255 2 BR + Den $1522 3 BR 1599 3 BR + Den $1746 *Call about our move-in specials

1439 Southern Ave.

888.480.1693 Rents From $990 And $500 Off 1ST Month*

• Free Gas Heat & Cooking • Spacious Eat-in Kitchens • Oversized Floor Plans • Minutes to DC and Metro AUBURN MANOR

www.auburnmanorapts.com

301-289-7556 Income Restrictions Apply *Limited time offer, ask for details

SILVER SPR/Forest Glen Metro

Move In Special

$599 price is for 1st Mo. Rent/1 BR only. (on a 12 mo. lease) 1-BR $1050 | 2-BR $1225

Forest Glen Apts. 888-887-6793

Close to the Forest Glen Metro Off-Str. Parking/Controlled Access Ceiling Fans Housing Vouchers Welcome UTILITIES INCLUDED

LUSTINE DODGE

Dishwasher • Wall-to-Wall Carpet Cable Ready • Central Heat Building Control Access • Fitness Center Laundry Facility • Metro Accessible • Central Air

301.568.5600

3901 Suitland Rd. Suitland, MD 20746

www.queenstownapts.com

FOREST HILLS

ALL CREDIT CONSIDERED

Due to High Demand Special Extended until 9/30/14

$99 Security Deposit Tour Today, Move in Tomorrow Same Day Approvals 2BR From $1075 Restrictions Apply 3BR From $1385

Conveniently located near Beltway (495, 95, 295) Pennsylvania Ave.

Silver Spring

WINDSOR COURT AND TOWER APTS • Enormous Floor Plans • Noise Dampening Floors • Close to Shopping • Pet Friendly • Washer & Dryers in all 3 BR units

1 BR- $1168 2 BR- $1350 3 BR- $1750 301-637-0723

$100 oﬀ per month AND $500 worth of coupons that can be used over a 12 month time frame. Price subject to change.

1 BRs fr

PARKWAY TERRACE

920

2 BRs fr

1020

$30 Application Fee 1/2 off Application Fee w/Ad • Walk to Metro • Wall to wall carpet • Secure Buildings • Parklike setting w/picnic tbls & grills • All credit considered 3415 Parkway Terr. Dr. Suitland, Md. Mon.-Fri. 9am-5pm • Sat. by appt. only

301-735-5200

Station Square Apartments

Limited Time Offer, Restrictions Apply!

When you rent and move in by Sept. 7, 2014 Hurry before they are all gone!! Our spacious 1, 2, 3 BRs include a host of features to make you feel at home. We are located directly across from the Suitland Metro. Walking distance to several bus stops and minutes away from Downtown DC.

$1,085

2 Bedroom Starting At

$1,215

3 Bedroom Starting At

$1,510

301-825-9162 www.morgan-properties.com 3400 Pearl Drive, Suitland, MD 20746

SHEEHY HONDA

WOODBRIDGE, VA 1-800-879-4701 ALEXANDRIA, VA 14211 JEFFERSON DAVIS HWY. LUSTINEONLINE.COM 7434 RICHMOND HWY

current specials!

866.913.8090

1 BRs from $1100’s • 2 BRs from $1200’s

Parliaments

• Spacious apt homes conveniently located near AAFB & FedEx Field • Large closets • Pool & Exercise Room • Indoor racquetball court • Washer/Dryers in each unit • Fireplace*

APARTMENT HOMES

*On select units

Woodsofmarlton.com

301-955-1479

7409 EASTMORELAND RD ANNANDALE, VA 22003 PARLIAMENTS.NET

A SOUTHERN MANAGEMENT COMMUNITY

VA RENTALS

ROOMMATES

$599 price is for 1st Mo. Rent/1 BR only (on a 12 mo. lease)

Foxchase Apartments Waitlist Open. Accepting Apps September 24-25th 7am-11am only. 1-Bedroom Apts Available Income Restrictions Apply. EHO 766 North Howard Street Alexandria, VA 22304 703-823-5150 x 112 TTY 800-828-1120 Professionally Managed by OP Property Management, LLC

NW - 14th & Kennedy. 1 large room. $700/mo all utilities included + cable. Call 202-304-4280

BR’s starting at $899 and

HILLWOOD MANOR

202-499-2082

t t t

NW- Small furnished room, $550 all included + 1 month deposit. Near Metro. N/S. Share kitchen. Drivers lic req. 202-374-2649 or 202-829-3307 Washington DC - Private Home. Room for Rent Professional Preferred. $700 Cable, Int, & Utils Incld. Close to metro Call 301-437-6613

4901 Seminary Rd., ALEXANDRIA, VA

SOUTHERN TOWERS

SOUTH POINTE APARTMENT HOMES 1 & 2 Bedroom Apartments Rents Starting at $885* ALL UTILITIES INCLUDED

s m l $900 1Br m l $1200 2Br m g $1500 3Br m l $2000

• Walk to Metro • Immediate Move-In

Call Now! 855.694.6498 www.southpointemd.com

Temple Hills 1brs from $899*

• Spacious closets • Lots of windows • Walk to shopping & community center • Minutes to 2 Metro stations • Access to swimming pool • 5% discount to gov’t employees

♦ Marlow Heights *limited time offer

REAL ESTATE WANTED Any Area - Condition 800-925-5103

• All utilities paid • No Security Deposit • Metrobus at front door to Pentagon & Van Dorn Metro • Free parking • Convenient to Pentagon, Shopping & I-395

RESORT PROPERTIES

*All Prices & Specials Subject to change without notice.

Mon, tue, wed, thu 9-7 • fri, sat 9-5 • sun 11-5

(888) 450-3292

BAD/NEGATIVE CREDIT Removed from Credit Report. Guaranteed or your money back. 202-775-6932

CARS

Alexandria

BRAGG TOWERS EXTENDED STAY HOTEL

Furnished Efﬁciencies: $399 Wk $1470 Mo Cable Internet Utilities Housekeeping

99 South Bragg St, Alexandria, VA 22312 703-354-6300 www.BraggTowers.com

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2 HUGE PUBLIC AUTO AUCTIONS DC AND MD - NEW WEBSITE www.CapitalAutoAuction.com 301-563-9571 JUNK VEHICLES REMOVED FREE CASH PAY FOR ALL 202-714-9835 MAZDA 2002 626 LX- Red, clean, no dent, one owner, low mileage, fl, 4 dr,$1,800. 240-2865451 Call Omar

DC Rider

301.289.7565

LEXUS OF SILVER SPRING

HOUSES FOR SALE Lanham - Spectacular renovated 4 lvl split. 4 spacious bdrms, walk in closets, 3 ceramic baths, SS applncs & granite countertops. Hdwd flrs thruout. Fam rm, brk FPL, new doors, windows, fin bsmt, lndscpd yd and off str. prkg. Call Bethea at 301-552-3000 ext. 18. C-21 Home Centre.

CoMe in for Great rent sPeCiaLs

free application upon approval with this ad

*Restrictions apply, prices subject to change daily. Please ask a Leasing Consultant for more info.

$500 Back To School Savings

1 Bedroom Starting At

$599

Call to hear about our

ALL UTILITIES INCLUDED Choose Between High-Rise and Garden Style Apartments Pets Adored All Credit Considered Brand New State of the Art Fitness Center and Community Room

TAK PK—New Hamp. Ave.

MOVE-IN SPECIAL!

ALL UTILITIES INCLUDED (a/c extra)

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SUITLAND

UPPER MARLBORO

Mercedes-Benz 1999 SLK-Class Kompressor, $8,750 Excel cond, Family owned, 77k mi, Auto, CD, Black int/Black ext 703-628-1669

NEED A VEHICLE? Over 1,000 Cars, Trucks, SUV’s! You need 2 Paystubs & 1 Bill - Laurel, MD. Gross income must be $2k mo+. Jason 202.704.8213 TOP CA$H FOR ANY CAR FAST, FREE PICK-UP 202-517-2579 CA$H ON THE SPOT

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ENROLLING PARTICIPANTS: CALL ABOUT ELIGIBILITY

NIH researchers seek currently depressed persons ages 18-55, or those persons with bipolar disorder who are currently in a depressive phase, to enroll in this research study. This study is evaluating how the medication Scopolamine (FDA approved for motion sickness) versus placebo can help rapidly reduce depressive symptoms and its eﬀects on memory & attention using neuroimaging. The medication is given intravenously over 7-sessions (inpatient or outpatient) and may include brain imaging and attention and memory tasks to help understand the role of some brain chemicals in depression.

Call: 1-877-MIND-NIH Research Studies Enrolling Participants Call About Eligibility

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TTY: 1-866-411-1010 e-mail: moodresearch@mail.nih.gov http://patient info.nimh.nih.gov Atendemos pacientes de habla hispana.

The studies are conducted at the NIH Clinical Center in Bethesda, MD. There is no cost to participate. We enroll eligible participants locally and from around the country. Travel arrangements are provided and costs covered by NIMH. (Arrangements vary by distance and by specific study.) After completing the study participants receive short-term followup care while transitioning back to a provider.

www.clinicaltrials.gov Protocol # 03-M-0108

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than a bit part for Daniel Craig in director J.J. Abrams’ upcoming “Star Wars: Episode VII.” Multiple sources reported that Craig was on the “Star Wars” set last week for two days of shooting, and according to a source in a report by The Sun, “[Craig] asked for some sort of secret cameo role — and was happy to have his name left off the posters.” Will it be James Bond, bounty hunter? Tweet us your predictions @WaPoExpress.

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in those Tinder users who have started posting résumés and screenshots of their bank accounts to their profiles. Though it’s not always for seeking a date: 21-year-old James Shamsi told The Daily Dot that he posted his résumé because “it cost me nothing to do it, and yet it will be seen by thousands everyday.”

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“We learn that not only is Lupita kind to monsters, but beneath Elmo’s fur is red skin. Picture a naked Elmo. Do it. This is perhaps the most terrifying Sesame Street related fact I’ve ever absorbed.” ERIN GLORIA RYAN AT JEZEBEL.COM thought Academy Awardwinning actress Lupita Nyong’o “once again turned in an excellent performance” during her appearance on “Sesame Street.” She discussed loving the skin you’re in with Elmo.

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“One fan will win the grand prize: the actual bar from MacLaren’s with bar stools, which is perfect to either toast the end of the show or drink to forget that the much-hated finale ever happened.”

DAILY/INTELLIGENCER sums up the

MICHELLE JAWORSKI AT DAILYDOT

first round of iPhone 6 and iPhone 6 Plus reviews that were released Tuesday night. Apple’s newest mobile devices go on sale Friday at 8 a.m., though supplies are expected to be extremely limited.

.COM reports on a contest Fox is running

from Monday to Oct. 20 to give “How I Met Your Mother” fans a chance to own some of the props, including Robin’s hockey jersey, left. For more information, visit himymdvdboxedset.tumblr.com.

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Sudoku

MEDIUM

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) You may have to miss something that you’ve been long anticipating, but that is neither all bad nor all good. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) You’ll have a chance to do more than you had planned on, thanks to the positioning of one whose help you had not expected. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Strategy is what it’s all about; if you haven’t planned ahead, you’re not likely to score points — now or in the near future. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) What seems one way to you will seem another to someone else, and it’s not likely that you’ll be able to reconcile your views entirely. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) So much information comes your way that it may be quite impossible to sort it all out. Experience serves you well.

WEDNESDAY’S SOLUTION

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Putting one person above another may feel wrong to you, but it may have to be done for the greater good. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) At some point, the other shoe will drop, and you’ll suddenly understand what someone else meant when he or she said something rather unusual. ARIES (March 21-April 19) Don’t

FOUR RACK TOTAL Make a 2-7-letter word from the letters in each row. Add points of each word using scoring directions at right. Seven-letter words get a 50-point bonus. Blank tiles used as any letter have no point value. Scrabble is a trademark of Hasbro in the U.S. and Canada.

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POOCH CAFE | PAUL GILLIGAN

77 | 60

let yourself become too familiar with someone who may present a very real danger. Trust your protective instincts.

TODAY: Take the last few days, then wash, rinse and repeat. The front passing near sunrise sends a fresh batch of cool and dry air into the area. Other than some spotty clouds, it’s a rather sunny day. It’ll be noticeably breezy with winds from the northwest, but nothing too damaging for another beautiful day this week.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20)

Following in another’s footsteps may not come naturally to you, but you’ll enjoy an expanded perspective as a result. GEMINI (May 21-June 20) What you are able to gain by force is ultimately far more valuable if it can come to you as a result of gentle persuasion. CANCER (June 21-July 22) You’re going to have to stick to the timetable; when one thing is out of place, difficulties result that you cannot easily address.

PEARLS BEFORE SWINE | STEPHAN PASTIS

AVG. HIGH: 79 RECORD HIGH: 91 AVG. LOW: 62 RECORD LOW: 45 SUNRISE: 6:52 a.m. SUNSET: 7:11 p.m.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) You’re likely to hear from someone who may have been absent for some time. He or she has often been on your mind, and vice versa.

DAILY CODE

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FRIDAY

SATURDAY

73 | 55

78 | 62

SUNDAY

MONDAY

83 | 61

78 | 63

1793: President George Washington lays the cornerstone of the U.S. Capitol. Pierre Charles L’Enfant, the engineer who planned D.C., called its location “a pedestal waiting for a monument.”

1970: Rock star Jimi Hendrix dies in London at age 27 from complications of a drug overdose. Hendrix helped to usher in psychedelia, and is best known for his mastery of the electric guitar.

1975: Newspaper heiress Patricia Hearst is captured by the FBI in San Francisco, 19 months after being kidnapped by the Symbionese Liberation Army.

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fun+games Crossword 1 5 10 14 15 16 17

20 21 22 25 26 29 31 35 36 38 39 43

Moccasin sound Toward the rudder Unexciting Access for a miner Wilkes-___, Pa. Cold coating One who keeps giving you the business? “Bear” that’s not a bear High-tech valley Community gym site After-bath powder “Danse” step Unlocked? Candy company Russell ___ Cosell interviewee Did a dishwashing chore Old Italian currency They don’t require psychiatric help “Take ___ Train” (Duke Ellington hit)

A NORMAL PUZZLE 44 45 46 49 50

51 53 55 58 62 65 66 67 68 69 70

One-time pupa Null tennis serve Safe places Letter opening? Product placements, essentially Like some souls or words Cut, as coupons Executor, sometimes Low point It’s used every day in America Vowel for Plato Punch bowl accessory It soars over shores Release, as lava Gambler’s wager Words before “goal” or “course”

DOWN 1 2 3 4

Triangular instrument “I had no ___!” “Stop,” for one Analyze

5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13

18 19 23

24 26 27

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Legal-eagle org. Place to get served Missile trajectories Still-life subject Some modern cars Vegetable with florets Big-shot ‘mobile “Preach on!” Word for a possessive woman? Inverted V, on a frat sweater Contest in “Ivanhoe” “Blue Suede Shoes” singer Perkins It eliminates a suspect Husky breaths “Hello” or “goodbye,” in a word Tornado warning Forms an opinion String-quartet member

33 Got things wrong 34 Stops presenting evidence 37 Indian lentil dishes (Var.) 40 Doublebreasted woolen coat 41 Opposin’ 42 Type of booth 47 Neck and neck 48 Historic records 52 Exterminate vermin? 54 Turns whitish

55 Resting on 56 Past deadline 57 Old Norse poetry collection 59 Very urgent 60 Has no life 61 Mother of Poseidon 62 Girl of the house 63 Moose, in Europe 64 Birth name indicator

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MODELS, LUXURY HYBRIDS …

This is a billionaire’s midlife crisis

Wow, they’re perfect for each other Shia LaBeouf has obtained a restraining order against a woman who has threatened to “blow up” his house. TMZ reported that she has shown up at LaBeouf’s home three times claiming that they were friends in a previous life. Another incident involved the woman screaming at him, “You are Albert Einstein and we belong together.” She has been ordered to stay 100 yards from LaBeouf.

Leonardo DiCaprio’s commitment to preserving the global environment has led to his new role as a United Nations messenger of peace. Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon announced Tuesday that the actor will focus his U.N. role on climate change issues. Ban said DiCaprio’s first act will be to address the climate summit being held next Tuesday on the sidelines of the U.N. General Assembly’s annual ministerial meeting. (EXPRESS)

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BAD JOKES

Looks like there can be only one Apple of his eye

Sharon Osbourne took to Twitter on Monday to express her outrage over the new U2 album downloaded to Apple users’ libraries. “U2 you are business moguls not musicians anymore,” she wrote. “No wonder you have to give your mediocre music away for free cause no one wants to buy it.” In another tweet, she said “F--- you.” (EXPRESS)

Sources tell People magazine that Chris Martin has been keeping his date nights with Jennifer Lawrence separate from his time with his two children. “Jen has made a few visits to his Malibu house,” the source says. “Chris seems very respectful of Gwyneth and feels more comfortable spending time with Jen away from his family.” The couple made an appearance last week on a date in Los Angeles. (EXPRESS)

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Ben skipped this crucial ‘Sesame Street’ episode In an interview with the Sunday Times, Ben Affleck revealed his temper tends to flare out in “strong bursts.” “It’s not something I have a ton of control over,” he said. “I should sit down [when I’m angry] and say, ‘Listen, I just wanted to let you know what happened there wasn’t OK,’ instead of going, ‘Let it go,’ until finally you pop!” (EXPRESS)

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