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The South Carolina Supreme Court says you may be entitled to workers’ compensation. The court ruled Wednesday that Stephen Whigham, who shattered two bones in his leg in a company kickball game, is entitled to workers’ compensation benefits because he was required to attend the game as part of his job. (AP) ANIMAL SCHEMES Lesson: Don’t listen to her when Bao Bao feigns morning sickness A panda at a Chinese zoo “faked” a pregnancy because of perks that come with being with cub (like extra bamboo), according to the Independent. Her keepers thought she was pregnant after she was exhibiting signs of pregnancy. Two months later, they realized she was faking when her behavior returned to normal. (EXPRESS) OH, FLORIDA ‘Breaking Bad’ scene come to life Three people in Florida were arrested Sunday after police said they hallucinated a hostage situation while possibly high on meth, according to the Jackson County Floridan. In “defending” themselves, Matthew Tyler McDaniel, 30, Damian Joseph Hines, 21, and Madison Star Douglas, 18, ripped a toilet out of the ground and dropped it on their imaginary captors. (EXPRESS) THAT’S GONNA MAKE A BIG LOAD OF LAUNDRY: A man dives into a puddle of squashed tomatoes Wednesday during the annual “tomatina” tomato fight in a village near Valencia, Spain. During the annual fiesta in Bunol, trucks dumped 125 tons of ripe tomatoes for some 22,000 participants to pelt each other with during the hourlong tomato fight. Retrace the Freedom Trail and learn about significant events of the Civil Rights Movement. Travel to Greensboro, NC and end in Cincinnati, OH. live closer to all the action (oh yeah, and work too). ACT NOW! Registration and payment is due September 15, 2014. To register, visit www.csmd.edu/CivilRightsTour. The Metro Rider ’s Guide. Every second fou th Wednesday ednesday of the month. t and fourth Contact Ava Morton, Diversity Institute at 301-539-4742 Advertisers: Have a metro-accessible location to advertise? email@example.com 0185 3X3 THURSDAY | 08.28.2014 | EXPRESS | 3 page three ws. Local ne y tl h g Sli askew. Back in the news You name them ... MONTHS AGO … ... and they’ve probably piped up about what should be done about the Redskins name. As The Washington Post’s Dan Steinberg wrote earlier this year: “There are only about 17 people left to survey. Next up will be James W. Sylvester, 59, of Sheboygan.” Here is a smattering of the wide range of people — from the relevant to the random — who have weighed in on the issue this summer alone. RACHEL SADON (EXPRESS) KEEP IT Sarah Palin: Grizzly mama says leave off “Washington” and “I’ll agree the team name is a great source of pride.” Mike Ditka: ESPN columnist and NFL coach calls the debate “so stupid it’s appalling.” Random fugitive: Bail jumper Jake Close tells a newspaper they should keep the name, and make the mascot a potato. Police find him. Redskins Pride Caucus: A group of Virginia state delegates decide the name debate should be part of their platform. Dan Rather: The veteran news anchor says the name shouldn’t change. “No. Straight answer.” Environmental activists mulled suing the U.S. Transportation Department, claiming the proposed light-rail Purple Line would affect the Hay’s Spring amphipod. The endangered shrimp-like creature is thought to only be found in Rock Creek Park. They filed suit Tuesday. CHANGE IT Hillary Rodham Clinton: “It’s insensitive.” Drake: The rapper takes a jab at the name at the ESPY awards. WEEKS AGO … Eric Holder: The attorney general says the name is offensive and should be changed. Mike Carey: The longtime NFL referee reveals he has avoided officiating Redskins games for eight seasons. Washington Times columnist Michael Taube: Change it to the “Washington Reagans.” Giant-cupcake purveyor Crumbs Bake Shop went out of business and shuttered its 48 stores, including three in D.C. Now, Fischer Enterprises, owner of Dippin’ Dots, has completed its purchase of the chain and said it plans to reopen many of its locations. No word on which yet. HOURS AGO … 30 REBALANCING ACT The number of computer scientists and mathematicians around the world trying to solve the complex problem of rebalancing bikeshare stations, The Atlantic reports, citing a Science magazine article. Researchers are testing new algorithms that could improve the process of ensuring that cyclists don’t face too-full or too-empty stations. Earlier this summer, Capital Bikeshare said it uses a real-time data feed to direct 10 vans, which stay on the road for 20 hours each day in an attempt to keep docks optimally stocked. R.S. We can’t recall the last day without either drama or a new service from Uber. According to The Verge, Uber recruiters are using burner phones to request rides from competitors like Lyft, then trying to convince drivers to switch allegiances. Uber is now also testing lunch delivery. R.S. CAPRIOTTIS.COM 4 | EXPRESS | 08.28.2014 | THURSDAY This project (NIH Study #14-AA-0042) aims to study a trial drug which may decrease alcohol use. We would like to determine whether this drug is safe and acceptable when given along with alcohol. Successful volunteers will be: - In good health and drug free - Between the ages of 21 and 65 - Willing to come for two outpatient visits and three inpatient visits (each inpatient visit includes four overnight stays at the NIH Clinical Center). Participants will have a free medical evaluation and be compensated for doing the study. Transportation to and from all visits will be provided. Study enrollment will be limited to 12 participants. For more details, email firstname.lastname@example.org or call 301-496-5055 Depressed? NIH RESEARCH STUDY Rapid Antidepressant Effects of Scopolamine ENROLLING PARTICIPANTS: CALL ABOUT ELIGIBILITY NIH researchers seek currently depressed persons ages 18-55, or those persons with bipolar disorder who are currently in a depressive phase, to enroll in this research study. This study is evaluating how the medication Scopolamine (FDA approved for motion sickness) versus placebo can help rapidly reduce depressive symptoms and its eﬀects on memory & attention using neuroimaging. The medication is given intravenously over 7-sessions (inpatient or outpatient) and may include brain imaging and attention and memory tasks to help understand the role of some brain chemicals in depression. Call: 1-877-MIND-NIH Research Studies Enrolling Participants Call About Eligibility local From Kathmandu to class at Howard U. College has seen an unexpected uptick in students from Nepal REGION Howard University has long been known for the global feel of its campus in Northwest Washington. Its first Chinese students arrived in 1870, three years after the school’s founding. The historically black university also draws many young scholars from Africa and the Caribbean islands. But a surprising source of Howard students emerged this year: Nepal. A quarter of the incoming freshmen from overseas turn out to be Nepali. Their delegation — 26 as of last count — outnumbers every other international group in the class of 2018. In the previous class, there were 10 Nepalis. Before that the total was in single digits — or none. So why is a landlocked and impoverished Asian country suddenly sending all these students to Howard? The answer lies partly in the experience of a 20-year-old mathematics student named Roshil Paudyal. A fellow Nepali calls (1-877-646-3644) TTY: 1-866-411-1010 e-mail: email@example.com http://patient info.nimh.nih.gov Atendemos pacientes de habla hispana. The studies are conducted at the NIH Clinical Center in Bethesda, MD. There is no cost to participate. We enroll eligible participants locally and from around the country. Travel arrangements are provided and costs covered by NIMH. (Arrangements vary by distance and by specific study.) After completing the study participants receive short-term followup care while transitioning back to a provider. www.clinicaltrials.gov Protocol # 03-M-0108 MARVIN JOSEPH (THE WASHINGTON POST) DO YOU DRINK A LOT OF ALCOHOL? Roshil Paudyal, center, is cited as a pioneer of Nepali students at Howard. him “one of the pioneers.” Howard popped up during Paudyal’s search as he was scoping out the market through a website called College Confidential. The site is a clearinghouse for information related to admissions. He applied, got in and won a large scholarship. Paudyal’s positive impressions, relayed to friends back home, fed a boomlet of interest in Howard among his peers in Nepal. Paudyal told a friend back home, Prajjwal Dangal, about Howard. “He said it’s good,” said Dangal, 20, a sophomore studying computer science. “That pretty much convinced me to come here.” Dangal, in turn, told Utsab Khakurel, 20, an incoming freshman. “These guys were here,” Khakurel said. “I knew a lot about Howard. I’ve been talking to them.” The Nepalis say they have immersed themselves in campus life. Some play soccer for fun, some swim. They have formed a student association with a Facebook page. “I like this place,” said Ashim Neupane, 20, a sophomore. “I’ve made so many friends.” NICK ANDERSON (THE WASHINGTON POST) verbatim “I wouldn’t bring an armored personnel carrier out as a show of force for a protest.” D.C. 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In Alexandria, reading pass rates showed slight improvement while math scores were inconsistent across all grades. T. REES SHAPIRO ZOO NEWS Meet the bison When visitors meet the National Zoo’s new bison for the first time Saturday, they can greet them by their names: Zora and Wilma. One was named after writer and Howard alumna, Zora Neale Hurston. The other was named for Gallaudet’s Wilma Newhoudt-Druchen, the first deaf woman elected to South Africa’s Parliament. (THE WASHINGTON POST) Chevy Chase won’t sue over Purple Line THURSDAY | 08.28.2014 | EXPRESS | 7 8 | EXPRESS | 08.28.2014 | THURSDAY local MARYLAND THE DISTRICT Hogan has more cash than Brown, for now at least D.C. considers allowing residents to carry guns The U.S. attorney’s office announced Wednesday that prosecutors have cleared all local and federal police officers who shot at the Navy Yard gunman, including two who inflicted fatal wounds that ended Aaron Alexis’ deadly rampage last September. Authorities had been waiting for the ruling to close the books on open inquiries into the police actions during the 69-minute standoff, during which 12 people were killed. D.C. Officials had little doubt the officers would be cleared, but the magnitude of the killing and the enormity of the crime scene took months to process. Maryland Republican gubernatorial nominee Larry Hogan has $2.4 million in the bank for the November election, giving him what is expected to be a temporary financial advantage over his Democratic opponent, Lt. Gov. Anthony Brown. Hogan’s bottom line, announced late Tuesday, was bolstered by a nearly $2.6 million grant that comes with his participation in the state’s public financing system. His campaign will not be allowed to raise additional funds. Brown, meanwhile, reported raising more than $1.5 million since early June and said he has more than $760,000 in the bank. (TWP) To carry or not to carry? That is no longer the question. One month after a federal judge’s ruling, District officials have conceded that the city’s long-standing ban on carrying guns in public must be scrapped and replaced with a new law that will allow at least some law-abiding city residents to bear arms on city streets. With only a 90-day stay of the ruling in place, the effort to write a new law is on a fast track, but it remains fraught with political, legal and policy complications that are being examined by a panel of city officials. “It’s slowly coming into focus,” D.C. Council Chairman Phil Mendelson said Thursday. (TWP) (THE WASHINGTON POST) SARAH L. VOISIN (THE WASHINGTON POST) THE DISTRICT Officers who killed Navy Yard gunman cleared D.C. police officer Dorian DeSantis, who was named Officer of the Year, was among the officers cleared in Aaron Alexis’ killing. Metro Transit Police save man from an oncoming train at the Rhode Island Avenue station M E T R O McDONNELL TRIAL 1 The number of witnesses left to be called in the public corruption trial of Bob and Maureen McDonnell. After the final witness is finished testifying, the parties will hash out the legal instructions to be given to jurors. It appears likely that attorneys will then begin closing arguments in the case on Friday. (THE WASHINGTON POST) Prosecutors drop assault charges against former Redskins player Fred Davis S E R V I C E A D V I S O R Y Buses replace trains between Grosvenor-Strathmore and Friendship Heights Saturday, August 30 through Monday, September 1 This weekend, buses will replace trains on the Red Line between Grosvenor-Strathmore and Friendship Heights while we replace grout pads and renew rail ties and insulators. For last train times or information about shuttle bus service, parking, alternate routes or track work on upcoming weekends, please visit wmata.com or call 202-637-7000. WEEKEND AT A GLANCE RD Trains every 10 mins betw Shady Grove-Grosvenor and Glenmont-Friendship Heights OR Trains every 15 mins on Saturday & Sunday; regular holiday service on Labor Day Monday SV Trains every 15 mins BL Regular weekend service YL Regular weekend service GR Trains every 16 mins THURSDAY | 08.28.2014 | EXPRESS | 9 10off Mention this ad to receive % your ﬁrst class. NOW ENROLLING CHINESE LANGUAGE CLASSES FOR FALL 2014. go.gwu.edu/confucius Promoting the study of Chinese language and culture. Gain the Chinese language skills needed for success in our increasingly globalized world. 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It was not clear if the shot hit the Iranian vessel or if anyone onboard was injured. (AP) A 911 dispatcher in Tampa, Fla., is in trouble over his response to a mother who called for help Saturday after her 10-month-old son accidentally locked himself in her car, police said. The dispatcher told Shana Dees that police wouldn’t come unless the baby was exhibiting some sort of distress, according to the Tampa Tribune. A second call was placed and an officer was dispatched. A passerby ended up helping Dees break the window to get to the baby. Police said the dispatcher could be disciplined. (AP) Ukraine accused Russia on Wednesday of stepping up military activity in the annexed region of Crimea and sending troops to help separatists near a seaport in southeastern Ukraine. Fighting continued, meanwhile, near the southern city of Novoazovsk, a port on the Sea of Azov, near where the Ukrainian military said Russian tanks and armored personnel carriers entered the country Monday. (AP) WASHINGTON U.S. weighs another aid mission in northern Iraq The White House is considering a humanitarian relief operation for Shiite Turkmen in northern Iraq who have been under siege by Islamic State militants, officials said Wednesday. The contemplated aid mission would be the second recent U.S. military humanitarian intervention in Iraq. U.S. cargo planes dropped tons of food and water to displaced Yazidis earlier this month. (AP) Coming soon: allergy-proof peanut butter? Scientists have created non-allergenic peanuts, a possible workaround for a potentially lethal allergy that plagues 2.8 million Americans. The advance also proved promising for wheat and other tree nut allergies. When the product might be available was uncertain. The U.S. Department of Agriculture said in a blog post that researchers at North Carolina A&T’s School of Agriculture removed allergens from peanuts by using enzymes to break down proteins that trigger the allergy. Shelled, skinless peanuts are soaked in a food-grade enzyme that reduces two key allergens by 98 to 100 percent. The process doesn’t affect the peanuts’ shape or shelf-life. GAIL SULLIVAN (THE WASHINGTON POST) SYLVIA HUI (AP) KIEV, UKRAINE Ukraine upset with activity in Crimea BREAKTHROUGHS The child sex-abuse scandal has caused outrage in Rotherham, England. Brits furious over rampant sex-abuse ROTHERHAM, U.K. They found her in the back of a car, drunk. She was with a man who was found with pornographic photos of her on his phone. She was 12. This child, only known as Child H, is just one of an estimated 1,400 children who were sexually exploited in Rotherham, England, between 1997 and 2013, mostly by Pakistani men, according to a new report. Members of Britain’s Pakistani community reacted with outrage Wednesday amid reports that Rotherham officials were reluctant to address the fact that people of Pakistani heritage were involved for fear they would be labeled racists. Muhbeen Hussain, founder Spot an error? Let us know at email@example.com. California expands “revenge porn” ban to include selfies (AP/THE WASHINGTON POST) Christine Lagarde, the chief of the International Monetary Fund, was put under official investigation for negligence in a French corruption probe involving a businessman with a checkered past that dates back to her days as France’s finance minister. (AP) WHAT’S IN YOUR WALLET? 65% The proportion of Americans who usually use cash to pay for purchases smaller than $5, according to a survey released Wednesday by CreditCards .com, a card comparison website. Younger generations are more comfortable with using plastic than their older counterparts — more than eight in 10 people 65 or older use cash for small buys. (THE WASHINGTON POST) verbatim Correction The story “Arlington Historical Museum” on page 22 of Aug. 21’s Weekend Pass incorrectly described Arlington as a city. It is a county. of Rotherham Muslim Youth Group, told the Daily Mirror on Wednesday that Muslims are disgusted that justice was not done in Rotherham. “Race, religion or political correctness should never provide a cloak of invisibility to such grotesque crimes,” he said. Britain’s Labour Party called for the resignation of the police commissioner in the town, a member of its own ranks, after the report found that “collective failures” led to inaction. Report author Alexis Jay told the BBC that “demand for this kind of sexual activity with children is on the increase and that is validated across not just the U.K. but Europe and worldwide.” PARIS IMF chief under scrutiny “I’m actually glad I got blown up. I wish everyone else didn’t … but I don’t think I would have ever met her.” JAMES COSTELLO, on the “Today” show in December, saying he doesn’t regret being a injured in the Boston Marathon bombing because he fell in love with the nurse who helped him recover. The couple were married Saturday in Boston. Supreme Court urged to take gay marriage cases Police: Man kills wife at N.J. hospital; second body found at home THURSDAY | 08.28.2014 | EXPRESS | 11 what’snew@metro A U A message from Metro General Manager Richard Sarles Students are heading back to school, and for many children in our communities, Metrorail and Metrobus helps get them there. G U S T 2 0 1 4 More service. Better reliability. On August 24, Metrobus implemented changes to the 30s Line service along Pennsylvania and Wisconsin Avenues. This is the busiest line in the Metrobus network, and it provides a vital transit link for many who do not have easy access to Metrorail. To provide more reliable and more frequent service, Routes 32 and 36 have been restructured and three new routes have been introduced: Routes 30N, 30S and 33. With these changes, riders on many parts of the 30s Line can now expect buses to arrive every 5-8 minutes during peak periods. Here at Metro, we strive to provide a safe and secure journey for all of our passengers – students and adults, frequent riders and visitors. And while we know the majority of students behave appropriately while traveling on Metro, it’s important that families, faculty and school administrators – as well as Metro employees – work together to make sure all of our passengers are respected and safe. Metro’s Respect Your Ride youth safety program was created to help students understand how important safe and positive conduct is to everyone traveling in our system. We’re working hard to ensure that kids understand the difference between being enthusiastic and being rowdy, disrespectful or intimidating to other riders. Service improvements along the Georgia Avenue corridor in Montgomery County also went into effect on August 24th, as well as a new effort to increase capacity along 16th Street and Georgia Avenue by assigning longer buses to those routes. Get more information on Metro’s latest round of Better Bus service changes at wmata.com/betterbus or by calling 202-637-7000. Be smart with your SmarTrip® card. Don’t get scammed. Please help children in your life understand that students who do not comply with the law on Metrorail or Metrobus will be issued a written notice of the violation, and parents will be notiﬁed by Metro Transit Police. Subsequent violations after a second notice of violation may result in the student being referred to the appropriate court for judicial process. Metro teamed up this year with WKYS radio – DC’s source for what’s hot in the hip hop community – to participate in major back to school fairs where school supplies, promotional giveaways, and Respect Your Ride brochures were distributed. And this fall, WKYS and Metro will host several pep rallies to encourage peace, academic excellence and Metro safety. The Metro Transit Police Department is warning customers not to fall victim to discount fare card scams. Never buy a SmarTrip® card from another person or unauthorized website. And never allow another person to add value to your card. Be aware, Metro tracks and deactivates SmarTrip® cards that are purchased fraudulently and sold to the public for less than the fare value on the cards. The goal of the youth safety campaign is to minimize disruptions and improve safety for all riders by educating and engaging young riders. I encourage students to be a leader among their peers and act respectfully when traveling on Metrorail and Metrobus. wmata.com — 202-637-7000 — TTY 202-638-3780 12 | EXPRESS | 08.28.2014 | THURSDAY nation+world VOLUNTEERS NEEDED FOR RESEARCH STUDIES Shooting by child The NIAID Vaccine Research Center is looking for HIV-positive fuels gun debate adults, 18 to 60 years old, with a detectable viral load to participate in clinical research. 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Ronald Scott, a Phoenix-based firearms safety expert, said most shooting ranges have an age limit and strict safety rules when teaching children to shoot. “You can’t give a 9-year-old an Uzi and expect her to control it,” Scott said. JACQUES BILLEAUD (AP) BONUSES 12.7% The proportion of companies’ payrolls that go to performancebased annual bonuses, according to human resources consulting firm Aon Hewitt in its annual U.S. Salary Increase Survey. That’s an increase of nearly 2 percentage points since 2008, and the highest ratio companies have paid out of their budgets toward bonuses since the firm began keeping records 35 years ago. (THE WASHINGTON POST) Obama to take executive action to help vets in wake of VA scandal THURSDAY | 08.28.2014 | EXPRESS | 13 How Clean is the Air You Breathe? Dust, dirt, pollen, allergens and other FILTH we cleaned from a 6 year old home. 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Marijuana Democrats hope an initiative in Florida to legalize marijuana for medicinal purposes gives a boost to former Gov. Charlie Crist (D) in his tight race against incumbent Gov. Rick Scott (R); both sides are pouring millions into the proxy fight. THINKSTOCK/EXPRESSILUUSTRATION nation+world Airline space invaders It’s not your imagination: Seats on airplanes really are getting smaller and smaller TRENDS When two United Airlines passengers did battle this week over legroom, they touched a nerve among cramped passengers everywhere. Fliers aren’t imagining it: Airliners across the country have pushed for years for denser, more lucrative cabins — and jet makers are unveiling innovative new ways to cram more passengers into shrinking seats. The average short-haul passenger aboard a U.S. airliner gets 32 inches of “seat pitch,” an industry term for the space between rows, an analysis of data from travel compendium SeatGuru shows. But 11 of the 13 biggest U.S. airliners run flights with even less legroom. JetBlue Airways and Virgin America now provide the roomiest arrangements, with an economy-row average of about 35 inches. But even those jetliners aren’t opposed to shrinking fliers’ space. When JetBlue announced it would double the number of Afghan presidential candidates pull out of recount “Even More Space” seats on one fleet, it stole away the roominess from other coach seats. Cramping matters even further, Spirit and Allegiant Air have removed the reclining features from their seats, locking seat backs eternally upright. “It’s one of the most unmistakable trends over the past number of years: densification,” said Seth Kaplan, an analyst for Airline Weekly, an industry publication. “And it’s accelerated with the fact that flights are much fuller than they used to be.” Airlines have also installed skinnier seat cushions, pushed for “ultra slimline” rows and shoehorned in more seats to profit from more passengers. In 2012, most of Boeing’s most popular aircraft, the 777, were delivered with 10 seats to a row, breaking from a decadeslong tradition of nine-seat rows. Airbus, which originally designed its A320 jet to fly with 150 seats, is now pushing to pack in up to 186 passengers. Syrian rebels capture Israel-Syria border crossing Cramped in coach While seat space is shrinking on all airliners, some have roomier cabins than others. Here are some of the best (and worst) at allocating space, according to data from SeatGuru on economy-class seats for flights six hours or less. (TWP) 28 INCHES: The “seat pitch” — or space between rows — on some Spirit flights, which is the least amount of space on any airliner. 39 INCHES: The largest pitch, which can be found on some JetBlue flights. 17 INCHES: The width of the smallest seats, which many airliners feature on some flights. 25 INCHES: The width on some Allegiant Air flights — more than 4 inches wider than any other airliner. “You don’t get a Mercedes S Class for a Ford Fusion price,” Spirit chief executive Ben Baldanza said last year. “If you want more legroom — go pay for it at another airline.” Airlines have offered plusher arrangements for a price, but even that doesn’t prevent neighbors from sparring. Indeed, the battle of the “knee defender,” a $21.95 device that clamps onto the tray table preventing the next seat up from leaning back, raged in United Airlines’ “Economy Plus” section, where coach fliers can pay a premium for four extra inches of precious room. Travelers disagree on whether reclining one’s seat is OK. But nearly everyone has found something to complain with regarding the coach-cabin crunch. A TripAdvisor survey in June found fliers were most peeved when planes had limited legroom and uncomfortable seats. So why aren’t airliners giving fliers more space? Simple: Cramming pays. Spirit — the no-frills, high-fee airline — posted half a billion dollars in revenue in the second quarter, 22 percent higher than the same time last year. DREW HARWELL (THE WASHINGTON POST) Both Israel’s prime minister and Hamas declare victory in Gaza war THURSDAY | 08.28.2014 | EXPRESS | 15 nation+world One man’s radical departure How did an American citizen end up dying on the battlefield as an Islamic State militant? Developments Hostage’s mother makes emotional plea to captors RAQQA MEDIA CENTER OF THE ISLAMIC STATE GROUP VIA AP MINNEAPOLIS Douglas McAuthur McCain, an American killed in Syria while fighting alongside the Islamic State, was part of a growing number of foreign fighters recruited to fight alongside terror groups. White House press secretary Josh Earnest confirmed Wednesday that McCain was fighting for the militants in Syria in a conflict that now includes thousands of foreign fighters from around 50 countries. A masked Islamic State militant stands watch over captured Syrian army members, following a battle in Raqqa. How do the fighters get to Syria? Syria is easy to get to, said Evan Kohlmann, chief information officer at Flashpoint Global Partners. Turkey gets direct flights from the United States and Europe. From there, it’s a short drive or taxi ride to the porous Syrian border, he said. Once in Syria, they may start with minor groups, but quickly seek to join the al-Qaeda-linked About McCain HENNEPIN COUNTY, MINN., SHERIFF’S OFFICE VIA AP Who are these travelers? FBI Director James Comey said in June that roughly 100 people had left the United States to join the conflict in Syria. His estimate came during a visit to Minnesota, where several young Somali-Americans had lived before traveling to Somalia to help expel Ethiopian troops seen as invaders. But Comey said the new wave of travelers to Syria was not coming from any particular part of the United States. In May, for example, a Florida man named Moner Mohammad Abu-Salha was identified as carrying out a suicide truck bombing against Syrian government troops in the city of Idlib. al-Nusra Front or Islamic State. What are the American authorities doing to stop them? The U.S. is using “every tool we possess” to stop citizens from going abroad for violent jihad and to track those who return, National Security Council spokeswoman Caitlin Hayden said. The no-fly list is one of those tools, but it’s far from perfect. “If someone is determined to travel overseas, it’s a challenge for law enforcement to prevent Douglas McAuthur McCain, left, was born in the Chicago area and moved to Minnesota as a boy. Court records show McCain had some minor traffic offenses in Minnesota, including two instances in which he was convicted of giving police a false name or ID. An old friend, Isaac Chase, said McCain did not really know what he wanted to do with his life. He attended two high schools in Minnesota, but school records don’t show he graduated. “I don’t know if he was just lost or what,” Chase said.” (AP) that travel,” said Minneapolis FBI spokesman Kyle Loven. Minnesota authorities are trying to prevent radicalization by reaching out to local communities, building trust and working to identify young people at risk of recruitment. What motivates the travelers? Those who are lured to the fighting tend to be young men aged 18 to 30 who are disenfranchised from society and withdrawn, Loven CDC director warns West African Ebola outbreak will get worse after a third top doctor dies in Sierra Leone said. They can include people who have been born into the Muslim faith and converts to Islam. “These are individuals that are seeking a sense of belonging. They are seeking a higher purpose,” said Colin Clarke, a political scientist at the RAND Corporation. What makes the Islamic State attractive to them? The IS appeals to jihadists around the globe because it’s seen as a successful movement, and unlike al-Qaeda, it is operating aboveground, said Jeffrey Addicott, director of the Center for Terrorism Law at St. Mary’s University School of Law. Kohlmann said the fighters are sympathetic to the forces opposing the Bashar Assad regime, and have embraced the anti-American message. “They want to become Batman,” he said. “I hate to say it like that, but they have this illusion they’re going to become a superhero — defend the rights of the innocent and oppressed. It sounds really good.” AMY FORLITI (AP) The mother of Steven J. Sotloff, an American journalist who was captured last year by the Islamic State, has made a video plea to the head of the terrorist organization asking for her son’s release. In a video obtained by The Washington Post, Shirley Sotloff asks Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi to “please release my child. And as a mother, I ask your justice to be merciful and not punish my son for matters he has no control over.” U.S. won’t coordinate airstrikes with Assad The Obama administration has ruled out the possibility of coordinating U.S. airstrikes in Syria with President Bashar Assad’s government, forcing U.S. officials to design a campaign that would evade Syrian air defenses or coordinate it with Assad through a third party. Despite the shared U.S. and Syrian interest in defeating the Islamic State militant group in the region, there will be no cooperation with Assad, State Department spokeswoman Jen Psaki said Tuesday. “We’re not going to ask for permission from the Syrian regime,” she said. Journalist thanks those who helped to free him U.S. journalist Peter Theo Curtis spoke publicly for the first time since his release from a Syrian extremist group after 22 months in captivity. Curtis, who was freed Sunday, declined to talk about his ordeal and said he was overwhelmed to learn that so many “brave, determined and big-hearted” people helped secure his release. “I had no idea when I was in prison,” he told reporters in Cambridge, Mass. “I had no idea that so much effort was being expended on my behalf.” (TWP/AP) Pablo Escobar’s top assassin, “Popeye,” is released on parole 16 | EXPRESS | 08.28.2014 | THURSDAY 0% INTEREST 48 MONTHS On qualifying purchases over $2399.99 with your Mattress Discounters credit card from 08/20-09/09/2014. 48 equal monthly payments required. NO CREDIT NEEDED For those that prefer no credit check financing or those that may have credit history complications, Mattress Discounters offers 90 Day 0% E-Z Pay payment options. WE CARRY MORE LUXURY BRANDS FOR LESS! 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With the preseason finale against Tampa Bay tonight (7:30 p.m., NBC), here are five things we have learned so far. JEFFREY TOMIK (EXPRES) 3 1 2 Offense is run-first Gruden’s legit Gruden’s plan is to have the Redskins run more, despite having one of the NFL’s top receiving corps. The offensive line isn’t made to protect the passer long. Instead, Alfred Morris will be the mainstay because he’s a proven 4-plus-yards–perrush back who can carry the team. Robert Griffin III will run more often than expected, too. Maybe next season the Redskins will pass more, but for now they’re grounded. Some coordinators aren’t good coaches. It’s a different skill set. But the whispers about Jay Gruden when he was hired were that he excelled at multitasking and leadership. Gruden is clearly the boss on a staff with two former head coaches and a front office known to meddle. Players have responded well to Gruden’s style. The question is whether they’ll continue to play hard if the losses mount. 3 Haslett wasn’t the villain? Coordinator Jim Haslett took the blame for four failed years with a 3-4 defense, but former coach Mike Shanahan’s troubled history with defensive bosses in Denver repeated itself in Washington, too. With Shanahan gone, Haslett’s unit is much more aggressive up front. Look for more blitzing to offset secondary shortcomings, but thirdand-shorts may remain troublesome. 4 THE WASHINGTON POST/AP PHOTOS Oregon State 5 Top-tier quarterbacks can turn mediocre teams into elite ones and the Beavers’ Sean Mannion has thrown for more than 10,000 yards in his career. 2 Special improvement D-line makeover No. 20 Kansas State The unit was so bad last year the Redskins Alumni Association didn’t even honor anyone as its player of the year. Not only is it better, it’s also led by a dynamo in “special forces” coordinator Ben Kotwica. There’s much more passion on coverage teams and Andre Roberts proved to be a legitimate punt returner, averaging 9.5 yards in the preseason. Punter Robert Malone looks more consistent than predecessor Sav Rocca. Defensive ends Jason Hatcher and Chris Baker will create much more pressure than the Redskins’ line in past years. Hatcher, the free agent who joined Washington from Dallas, underwent knee surgery that limited his preseason. But he was a presence against Baltimore, and he should open lanes for Brian Orakpo and Ryan Kerrigan. If Baker can do the same, then the defense could be a top 15 unit. The Jake Waters-Tyler Lockett connection is one of the best quarterback-wide receiver duos in the country. The Wildcats won six of their last seven games in 2013. 1 No. 14 Wisconsin The Badgers’ playoff hopes ride on this weekend’s game against No. 13 LSU. They’re led by Melvin Gordon, who could be the best running back in the country . NBA Clippers give Rivers extension Doc Rivers is staying with the Clippers for another five years. In Steve Ballmer’s first big move since taking over as the new owner, he gave Rivers, left, a contract extension through the 2018-19 season. Ballmer said it was one of his top priorities to ensure Rivers remains as the long-term leader. Rivers was a stabilizing force for the franchise during the upheaval created by former owner Donald Sterling’s racist remarks that led to his ouster after 33 years of ownership. (AP) USC’s Josh Shaw admits to lying about injuries, rescue Royals manager Ned Yost implores fans to show up to games NHL says it is only discussing expanding league 18 | EXPRESS | 08.28.2014 | THURSDAY Cold House This Winter? Time to add insulation to keep cool for the summer and keep the heat in for winter. 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(AP) NFL Seahawks’ Carroll calls penalties disappointing Seahawks coach Pete Carroll says he’s disappointed his team has been docked two practices next offseason for excessive physical contact in a minicamp in June. Seattle also lost a pair of organized team activities during the 2012 offseason due to excessive contact. (AP) against No. 5 Ohio State at M&T Bank Stadium in Baltimore. When college football’s initial top 25 rankings were released less than two weeks ago, the Midshipmen received votes in the AP poll, underscoring the program’s foray into the sport’s national landscape with what coach Ken Niumatalolo calls the most talented team he’s been around in 17 years in Annapolis. Niumatalolo’s optimism stems from the many players back from last year, when Navy won nine games, beat Army, claimed the Commander-in-Chief’s Trophy and won a bowl game. No service academy team has been able to check off all of those accomplishments in consecutive years, but this group has an eye toward history. “Talent-wise, I know we’re as skilled as we’ve ever been,” said Niumatalolo, who enters his seventh full season in Annapolis needing seven wins to become the school’s all-time leader. “But that doesn’t mean anything unless you produce on the field. We like our pieces, and hopefully they fit together.” GENE WANG (THE WASHINGTON POST) verbatim “I’m extremely disappointed in her piece. I think it’s unethical. 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Critics of the NFL’s arbitrary policy toward domestic violence point to the contrast between the punishments and say it’s time for the league to crack down on players who hurt women. Three members of Congress wrote NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell asking him to reconsider Rice’s suspension, the governor of Maine says he’ll boycott the league, and numerous groups that advocate for women and families condemned the penalty as too lenient. League officials may soon take action on the matter. A person familiar with the NFL’s plans says the league is looking into increasing punishments for players involved in domestic violence. Since January 2000, 77 players have been involved in 85 domestic violence incidents with six being cut by their teams, according to USA Today’s NFL Arrests Database. The NFL suspended six Panthers QB Cam Newton says he’ll be ready to play in Week 1 RONALD MARTINEZ (GETTY IMAGES) Will NFL act on disparity in rulings? 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Find them att TotalWine.com 08.28.14 weekendpass SHOE AND TELL Strangers share sentimental stories — tied to their footwear — in Japanese artist Chiharu Shiota’s installation at Sackler 35 TEDDY WOLFF (FOR EXPRESS) Late-summer reading Born to run Dish of the week The National Book Festival moves inside the Convention Center 30 Bleachers and fun.’s Jack Antonoff longed to leave New Jersey 29 Does D.C. have room for another chili half-smoke? 33 24 | EXPRESS | 08.28.2014 | THURSDAY upfront A quick pass at stuff to do Things that make you go ‘yum’ Momofuku Milk Bar’s birthday cake hit us up! For area gourmands, The Emporiyum market is more exciting than Christmas morning and promises more food than Thanksgiving dinner. Now in its second year, the two-day smorgasbord will transform Dock 5 at Union Market into a showcase of the mid-Atlantic’s best culinary artisans on Nov. 15 and 16. Expect bites and products from D.C.’s Toki Underground, Baltimore’s Woodberry Kitchen and New York’s Momofuku Milk Bar, Mast Brothers Chocolate and Black Seed Bagels. There will also be workshops on how to make kombucha, pies and craft cocktails. Tickets are on sale and will likely sell out soon. HOLLEY SIMMONS (EXPRESS) Dock 5 at Union Market, 1309 Fifth St. NE; Nov. 15 & 16, 10 a.m., $20-$40; theemporiyum.com. Send us your arts- and events-related photos and tweets and you might see them in print! Contact us via Facebook (facebook.com/ washingtonpostexpress), Twitter (@rudigreenberg, @wapoexpress), email (firstname.lastname@example.org) or carrier pigeon. VIEUX FARKA TOURÉ WITH SPECIAL GUEST ELIKEH FRI SEPT 12 / 8 PM It’s a free Corcoran! As you’ve probably heard, admission to the Corcoran Gallery is free until Oct. 1 (when the National Gallery of Art, which took over the Corcoran Gallery last week, begins renovations). Here are two exhibits to check out. (EXPRESS/TWP) 1 ‘American Metal: The Art of Albert Paley’ An exhibition covering Paley’s 50-year career, from his time as a jeweler to his recent large-scale sculptural projects (ends Sept. 28). 2 ‘American Journeys — Visions of Place’ An installation of the museum’s pre-1945 American paintings and sculpture collection organized around the theme of the changing notion of place in the history of American art. PERFORMANCES: VIEUX FARKA TOURÉ .................................... FRI SEPT 12 / 8 PM WITH SPECIAL GUEST ELIKEH THE INTERGALACTIC NEMESIS: ROBOT PLANET RISING .............. SAT SEP 20 8PM / SUN SEP 21 2PM TOUMANI DIABATÉ & SIDIKI DIABATÉ........................ FRI OCT 3 / 8PM “Set to be Africa’s next guitar hero.” —The Guardian LAS CAFETERAS........................................................FRI OCT 10 / 8PM Presented in partnership with the Mexican Cultural Institute SHOCKED AND AMAZED PRESENTS: THE HOUSE OF GHOSTLY HAUNTS...........................SAT OCT 11 / 9PM BASSEKOU KOUYATE & NGONI BLUES ....................FRI OCT 24 / 8 PM NOT SO SILENT CINEMA PRESENTS: The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari .......................................SAT OCT 25 / 8 PM ON VIEW: ARTEMIS HERBER: NO MAN’S LAND...................AUG 20 – SUN OCT 5 JOSHUA YOSPYN: AMERICAN SEQUITUR .................AUG 27 – Nov 15 ROBOT PLANET RISING THINK WITH YOUR HANDS ......................................SEPT 19 – NOV 30 Illustrated Journals Come To Life Through Augmented Reality ELSABÉ DIXON: LIVE/LIFE........................................... OCT 1 – FEB 22 SAT SEPT 20 + SUN SEPT 21 Free parking weekdays after 5pm and all day on weekends Rosslyn Metro + DC Circulator Stop: Two Blocks www.artisphere.com 1101 Wilson Boulevard Arlington VA 22209 @Artisphere Facebook.com/ArtisphereVA THURSDAY | 08.28.2014 | EXPRESS | 25 upfront Nightlife a ge n d a Sunday is funday MUSIC House of chords EVY MAGES (FOR THE WASHINGTON POST) With no work or school for most people on Monday, Sunday is the new Saturday. (Remember that bars can stay open until 4 a.m. this Sunday night.) Here are a few ways to spend the last day of the unofficial last weekend of summer. FRITZ HAHN AND RHOME ANDERSON (THE WASHINGTON POST) Say bye to summer at the Capitol Skyline Hotel pool on Sunday. Feel like cooling off? Brody Jenner — who recently spent his 31st birthday DJing at the Dave & Buster’s in Hollywood — is the special guest host at the final Adult Swim Pool Party of the summer at the Capitol Skyline Hotel (10 I St. SW, 11 a.m., $25$30), along with DJ William Lifestyle. A table requires a $500 minimum for up to 10 people. You can't have a Labor Day holiday weekend without Daylight, and the soul classics dance party has adapted well to its new Georgetown home at Gypsy Sally's (3401 K St. NW, Sun, 7 p.m., $10-$15, soulstewdc.com). DJ Divine and DJ Source bring it back to the essence of classic '70s and '80s dance music, going deeper than the standard old-school set. Love karaoke but tired of the usual hip-hop, oldies and pop hits? Indie Rock Karaoke is taking over DC9's main stage (1940 Ninth St. NW, Sun., 8 p.m., free) this week, giving you the chance to sing along to Franz Ferdinand, Gossip, Radiohead and other rocking acts. The best performers — not just the best singers — take home vinyl records. Kevin Spacey will take time out from filming the third season of the Netflix series “House of Cards” to show off his vocal talents at a one-night-only gala concert Sept. 29 at the Shakespeare Theatre (tickets cost $104). The concert will benefit scholarships and grants for emerging artists. Spacey promises Billy Joel songs, some Simon & Garfunkel, a bit of Sinatra and a surprise guest or two, all backed by a 40-piece orchestra. “You never know what I might come up with,” he says. (AP) Photo by Chris Hornbecker 2014-2015 season Pink Martini & The von Trapps STEVEN REINEKE, conductor Thu., Sep. 11 at 7 p.m. Fri. & Sat., Sep. 12 & 13 at 8 p.m. Kennedy Center Concert Hall David and Alice Rubenstein are the Presenting Underwriters of NSO. Additional support is provided by The Honorable Barbara H. Franklin and Mr. Wallace Barnes. SEP. 30--OCT. 19 | OPERA HOUSE Musical Theater at the Kennedy Center is made possible through the generosity of the Adrienne Arsht Musical Theater Fund. Tickets on sale now! (202) 467-4600 kennedy-center.org The Kennedy Center Theater Season is sponsored by Altria. Tickets also available at the Box Ofﬁce | Groups (202) 416-8400 26 | EXPRESS | 08.28.2014 | THURSDAY I.M.P. PRESENTS Merriweather Post Pavilion • Columbia, MD THIS WEDNESDAY! ZZ TOP & J EFF B ECK w/ Gary Clark Jr. THIS WEEK’S SHOWS w/ Tyler Bryant ...... SEPTEMBER 3 I.M.P. & AEG LIVE PRESENT MJ Day 2014 - 5th Annual Michael Jackson Dance Party ....................... F AUG 29 BRINDLEY BROTHERS PRESENT Ed Sheeran w/ Rudimental ........................................... SEPTEMBER 6 HONDA CIVIC TOUR WITH M.H. and His Orchestra • The Walking Sticks • Black Masala ...... Sa 30 WHITE HOT END OF SUMMER JAM FEATURING Backyard Band • The Kingz • New Impressions ........................................ Su 31 Added! First Night Sold Out! Second Night Bleachers w/ Misterwives .................................................................................................... Tu SEP 2 GROUPLOVE & Portugal. The Man w/ Typhoon .....SEPTEMBER 12 I.M.P. & ALL GOOD PRESENT ROUTE 29 REVUE FEATURING Trampled by Turtles • Trombone Shorty • Iron and Wine • The Devil Makes Three • Guster • Hurray for the Riff Raff ..... SEPTEMBER 13 JACK WHITE ................................................................................. SEPTEMBER 14 SFX-LIC & GLOW DC PRESENT SEPTEMBER Heffron Drive w/ Ariana and the Rose ....................................................................................... Th 4 U STREET MUSIC HALL PRESENTS Jamie xx w/ Mattis (Hivern Discs) .................................................................................................. F 5 Bob Mould w/ Cymbals Eat Guitars Early Show! 6pm Doors .................................................... Sa 6 Josh Abbott Band w/ Casey Donahew ..................................................................................... F 12 Parachute w/ Matt Wertz............................................................................................................... Sa 13 Life in Color - World’s Largest Paint Party featuring W&W • Nervo • Borgore and more! .......................... SEPTEMBER 20 For a full lineup and more info, visit lifeincolor.com - 16+ to enter. WPOC SATURDAY IN THE COUNTRY FEATURING Jake Owen • Eli Young Band • Thompson Square • Love and Theft • The Cadillac 3 .......................................................OCTOBER 4 TWLOHA PRESENTS THE HOPE REVOLUTION TOUR FEATURING • merriweathermusic.com • 930.com Hawthorne Heights & The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus w/ Famous Last Words & Senick..................................................................................................... Su 14 Ty Segall w/ Wand ............................................................................................................................ M 15 The Drums w/ Beverly Early Show! 6pm Doors ......................................................................... W 17 Metronomy w/ Dawn Golden Late Show! 10pm Doors ............................................................. W 17 Clean Bandit w/ Lizzo ................................................................................................................... Th 18 Shovels and Rope w/ John Fullbright .................................................................................... Su 21 MØ w/ HOLYCHILD ................................................................................................................................ M 22 U STREET MUSIC HALL PRESENTS Bonobo (DJ Set) w/ Jim-E Stack ............................................................................................... F 26 Kevin Drew w/ Eleanor Friedberger (solo acoustic) Early Show! 6pm Doors ................... Sa 27 Cherub w/ Ghost Beach & Gibbz Late Show! 10pm Doors ......................................................... Sa 27 Kasabian w/ Bo Ningen ................................................................................................................... Su 28 OCTOBER The Afghan Whigs w/ Joseph Arthur ........................................................................................ W 1 Echostage • Washington D.C. Die Antwoord..........................................................................SEPTEMBER 10 LITTLE DRAGON w/ Shy Girls..................................................................... OCTOBER 15 STEEZ PROMO & I.M.P. PRESENT: BEATS ANTIQUE CREATURE CARNIVAL TOUR FEATURING BEATS ANTIQUE w/ Shpongle (Simon Posford DJ Set) • Emancipator • Lafa Taylor ................ OCTOBER 22 w/ The M Machine & Chrome Sparks................................NOVEMBER 2 THE 1975............................................................................................ DECEMBER 2 2135 Queens Chapel Rd. NE D.C. • echostage.com • Ticketmaster THE BYT BENTZEN BALL COMEDY FESTIVAL PRESENTS Eugene Mirman • Ron Funches • Myq Kaplan • Kate Berlant and more! Early Show! 6pm Doors ................................................................... Th 2 Charli XCX w/ Elliphant & Femme Late Show! 10pm Doors ..................................................... Th 2 Delta Spirit w/ Peter Matthew Bauer (of The Walkmen) ............................................................ F 3 Cloud Nothings w/ Tyvek ............................................................................................................. Sa 4 Foxygen w/ Dub Thompson .............................................................................................................. Su 5 Allen Stone w/ Bad Rabbits............................................................................................................ Tu 7 STEEZ PROMO PRESENTS VIBRATE FEATURING Sound Remedy w/ Tincup............................................................................................................ F 10 Yelle ...................................................................................................................................................... Sa 11 Clarence Greenwood Recordings 10th Anniversary Tour Citizen Cope with full band ................................................................................................. Su 12 Porter Robinson w/ Giraffage & Lemaitre .............................................................................. M 13 New Politics w/ Bad Suns & Somekindawonderful................................................................. Tu 14 Mayday Parade w/ Tonight Alive • Major League • PVRIS ................................................... W 15 9:30 CUPCAKES The best thing you could possibly put in your mouth Cupcakes by BUZZ... your neighborhood bakery in Alexandria, VA. | www.buzzbakery.com MANY MORE SHOWS ON SALE! 930.com Lincoln Theatre • Washington, D.C. Phillip Phillips ......................................................................................... SEPTEMBER 14 Paolo Nutini ................................................................................................ SEPTEMBER 17 BRIGHTESTYOUNGTHINGS.COM PRESENTS THE BENTZEN BALL COMEDY FESTIVAL OPENING NIGHT FEAT. Tig Notaro • Jeff Garlin • Kyle Kinane • Ben Kronberg and more! .. OCT 1 Added! First Show Sold Out! Second Show AEG LIVE PRESENTS Tim and Eric & Dr. Steve Brule ........................................................OCTOBER 9 U STREET MUSIC HALL PRESENTS w/ Thundercat.......................................................................OCTOBER 13 IN COLLABORATION: Milk Carton Kids & Sarah Jarosz featuring Samson Grisman, Alex Hargreaves, and Nathaniel Smith ........OCTOBER 24 SBTRKT ................................................................................................................OCTOBER 25 The Best of Jethro Tull performed by Ian Anderson..............................NOVEMBER 6 James Vincent McMorrow .......................................................................NOVEMBER 8 • thelincolndc.com • 9:30 CLUB PRESENTS AT U STREET MUSIC HALL Sir Sly & Wolf Gang ................... M SEP 8 The Weeks w/ Brave Baby ................ W 10 Rubblebucket w/ Body Language ...... F 19 How to Dress Well w/ Nite Jewel.... Sa 20 9:30 CLUB & ALL GOOD PRESENT Stick Figure w/ Paciﬁc Dub & Hirie .. Th 25 Sondre Lerche w/ TEEN ................... F 26 Kiesza ............................................. M 29 Augustines ................................ W OCT 1 GusGus ............................................ Th 2 We Are Scientists & Surfer Blood w/ Eternal Summers ...........................F 3 Lil Dicky w/ DJ Omega ........................ Sa 4 Asgeir w/ Low Roar ............................ Su 5 Hercules and Love Affair................... Tu 7 Generationals w/ Arum Rae .............Sa 11 Motopony w/ The Family Crest & Seán Barna ......M 13 La Femme ......................................... W 15 • Buy advance tickets at the 9:30 Club box office U Street (Green/Yellow) stop across the street! G.M.U. Patriot Center • Fairfax, VA BASTILLE........................................................................................................... OCTOBER 11 Ticketmaster THURSDAY | 08.28.2014 | EXPRESS | 27 weekendpass UNIVERSAL KRISTEN PAGE-KIRBY FILM RIFFS SONY PICTURES CLASSICS Trouble with the cave A longtime couple (played by Alfred Molina, left, and John Lithgow, right) lose their happy home after finally getting married in “Love Is Strange.” The power of acceptance A gay couple choose to live apart rather than make waves in director Ira Sachs’ ‘Love Is Strange’ FILM On one hand, “Love Is Strange” is a quiet love story about a longtime couple heading into their golden years. On the other, “It’s like ‘Titanic,’ ” director Ira Sachs says. “I hesitate to say that, but it’s such a clear example of a classic love story where the obstacle is external, and how the couple overcomes this obstacle together,” Sachs says. In the film, out locally Friday, Ben and George (John Lithgow and Alfred Molina) have been together for 40 years but just recently made it official. When news of their wedding reaches the Catholic school where George teaches — which, up until now, had turned a blind eye to his relationship — George loses his job. Unable to afford their New York City apartment, the newlyweds decide to stay separately with family and friends. Where another movie might turn the situation into a fiery condemnation of discrimination, “Love Is Strange” takes a quietly observational stance, partially, Sachs says, because of Ben and George’s nature. “They’re not fighters. They’re in dies a r t i es + not taking to the streets. In this situation, they accept what is,” says Sachs, who co-wrote the script. “I think there’s a humility to that that I find very specific to that generation. There are men I know who have lived kind of gentle, unexceptional — except in their own sphere — lives. And yet they are disappearing as Sachs a generation. It’s a film that tries to ask, ‘What do we owe the generation that brought us up?’ ” For a film that starts with a wedding, “Love Is Strange” spends almost no time discussing marriage equality; however, the nation’s bend toward acceptance of same-sex marriage was integral to how Sachs approached the story. “I’ve never been so optimistic about gay rights in this country,” he says. “The film, its lightness, its humor, its lack of sturm und drang is timely. This movie couldn’t have been made, at least by me, five years ago.” Still, he says, “Love Is Strange” is not a “gay movie.” “People remark that we haven’t seen a lot of gay characters like this before, and I think, ‘Well, none of us can be defined by single adjectives,’ ” he says. “Hopefully it’s a movie about intimacy and relationships and family.” KRISTEN PAGE-KIRBY (EXPRESS) ‘The Trip to Italy’ Landmark E Street Cinema, 555 11th St. NW; opens Fri., $11.50. This British import features Rob Brydon, far left, and Steve Coogan, left, as lightly fictionalized versions of themselves. Luckily, lightly fictionalized Brydon and Coogan are just as hilarious as the real thing. The nearly plotless film follows them as they travel through Italy, ostensibly to write about their experiences. Really, it’s about two friends making each other laugh. The follow-up to 2010’s “The Trip” (both films are cut-down versions of TV series) has some of the year’s funniest moments, as well as a thread of melancholy woven through. There’s more sadness than in the first one, but also more pasta. So it works out very well. KRISTEN PAGE-KIRBY (EXPRESS) In “As Above, So Below,” out Friday, explorers head into the Paris catacombs, where they have a pleasant time and all get nice catacombthemed key chains at the gift shop. Just kidding; they meet many scary things. Venturing into a cave in movies is rarely a good idea. ‘BATMAN BEGINS’: Little Bruce Wayne falls into a cave inhabited by thousands and thousands (AND THOUSANDS) of bats. He overcomes this trauma by spending his adult life dressing up like a bat, probably because his HMO didn’t cover psychiatric care. ‘THE DESCENT’: This 2005 horror film was atypical because it featured a nearly all-female cast. It was typical in that things go really, really wrong. ‘THE CAVE’: This 2005 flick (it was a bad year for spelunkers) upped the scare factor by sticking the cave underwater. Characters could both drown AND get killed by otherworldly creatures. ‘MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL’: The knights arrive at a cave that’s home to the Legendary Black Beast of Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh. I’m including this one mostly to watch the copy editors check the spelling of “Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh.” ‘THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK’: Han Solo flies the Millennium Falcon into a space slug called an “exogorth” (thanks, Internet!). You’d think differentiating between “safe cavern” and “thing that wants to eat you” would be a lesson a spaceship captain would learn fairly early on. 28 | EXPRESS | 08.28.2014 | THURSDAY THURSDAY | 08.28.2014 | EXPRESS | 29 weekendpass o n th e s p ot W W W. T H E H O W A R D T H E AT R E . C O M Jack Antonoff SINGER (BLEACHERS), GUITARIST (FUN.), BOYFRIEND (LENA DUNHAM) Depending on your age and musical tastes, you know Jack Antonoff as one-third of fun. or from his days with indie rockers Steel Train or adolescent punk band Outline. He’s also Lena Dunham’s boyfriend and the co-owner of Lamby, a rescue dog who’s been featured in both the New Yorker and Buzzfeed. Now Antonoff has something else to add to the list: Bleachers, his solo project. “Strange Desire,” Bleachers’ debut album, is full of exhilarating pop infused with ’80s nostalgia. Antonoff and a backing band play two shows at 9:30 Club next week. RACHEL SADON (EXPRESS) How are you enjoying the solo thing? Working on something alone is a very special experience because you’re wrestling with all these ideas. It’s an insane process of going through all this crap in your head and trying to make sense of it. As a fellow New Jerseyan, who hated growing up there, it has been interesting to read about your appreciation for the state. Well, my appreciation comes from hating it, too. What I think is so beautiful about New Jersey is that it’s this place where everyone I knew growing up had this intense desire to get out. That’s a very special energy. People who grew up in New York City have no sense of this underdog feeling of “We have to get the f--- out of here.” As I got older, I realized that it was a hell of a lot better than growing up somewhere that you think is the coolest place in the world. I’ve always had this feeling, and it comes from growing up in New Jersey, that there’s so much I gotta do and there’s so much I 2 0 2 - 8 0 3 - 2 8 9 9 SUNDAY AUGUST 31ST CEO SHAKE PRESENTS FABOLOUS ALL WHITE PARTY FEAT LIVE PERFORMANCE FROM FAB SPECIAL GUEST: RED CAFE WITH VYBE BAND, SUGAR BEAR, DJ GOLDEN BOU FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 5TH 7 PM & 9:30 PM MARY MARY SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 6TH SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 7TH 7PM & 9:30PM CHARLIE MURPHY TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 9TH IN COMMEMORATION OF THE "DIVINE ONE" A TRIBUTE TO "SASSY" SARAH VAUGHAN FEAT. INDIGO LOVE WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 10TH BIG SAM'S FUNKY NATION THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 11TH JAZZ AT THE HOWARD: BILLY COBHAM SPECTRUM 40 THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 11TH LATE SHOW BASS NATION DC FEAT. PENDULUM (DJ SET) FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 12TH HIP HOP LIVS PRESENTS: EPMD SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 13TH SYLVAN ESSO DOE PAORA SOLD OUT DANIEL SILBERT You’ve called Bleachers a darker and more brooding project, compared to fun. Sonically, it goes into dark places and lyrically, it’s looking back on things that I’ve experienced: loss, anxiety, depression — and constantly looking at them as you change and grow. That’s the theme of the whole album. There is a big underlying theme of hope, but I feel like it’s a bit of a s--- storm before you get there. 620 T ST. NW WASHINGTON DC SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 14TH JAZZ AT THE HOWARD: OUN SUN NAH gotta see and there’s so much I gotta prove. You’ve really thought about this. I lived at home until I was 28. I had a lot of time to intellectualize this. Isn’t living with your parents at odds with wanting to get out? A little bit. But I didn’t feel like I needed to get away from my family or anything like that. I felt very disconnected from a lot of things about my generation in general. Everyone was so uptight about going to college and moving out and getting their life going. It felt premature to me. Where were you sitting in the bleachers in high school? Underneath with the cool kids? No, I wish. I was in the middle, back. I was so mediocre — I wasn’t cool enough for it to be an important experience. How are things now that you’ve moved in with Lena? It’s nice. I never really moved out, so the experience I’m having now is a monumentally big one in someone’s life. It’s funny that it’s happening at 30. I did things like drive a van around the country for 10 years and learned how to live on the road but I never learned how to put food in the fridge. It’s interesting. If you don’t put the food in the fridge, there’s no food to eat because your mother isn’t there. Any idea why your dog has become so famous? He’s a very special animal and I think that same connection that I’ve built with my dog a lot of other people have, too. He has these weird human eyes. 9:30 Club, 815 V St. NW; Tue., 7 p.m., $20, Wed., 7 p.m., sold out. & ULF WAKENIUS DUO 9/16 9/17 9/19 9/20 9/21 PUYA RUTHIE FOSTER RARE ESSENCE AVANT HARD WORKING AMERICANS (FT. 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ALL YOU CAN EAT SOUTHERN BUFFET PURCHASE TICKETS AT WWW.TICKETMASTER.COM or Call 800-745-3000 30 | EXPRESS | 08.28.2014 | THURSDAY weekendpass weekendpass in the Captain Underpants series is “Captain Underpants and the Tyrannical Retaliation of the Turbo Toilet 2000.” Signing at 12:30 p.m. Special programs Noon-12:30 p.m. Emmy-award- American writer, editor and translator who lives in Spain, is the co-founder of Granta en español. An English translation of her book “A Thousand Forests in One Acorn” — a collection of works by and interviews with influential Spanish-language authors such as Mario Vargas Llosa and Carlos Fuentes — will be published in September. Signing at 1 p.m. winning political reporter and commentator Cokie Roberts has written numerous books. Her newest, “Founding Mothers: Remembering the Ladies,” is an illustrated children’s story that highlights the female patriots of the American Revolution. Signing at 1 p.m. 2:40-3:10 p.m. Andrea Beaty, the author of “Happy Birthday, Madame Chapeau,” started her career at a computer software company. Her books “Rosie Revere, Engineer” and “Iggy Peck, Architect” encourage children to pursue careers in STEM fields — science, technology, engineering and mathematics. Signing at 3:30 p.m. The next chapter D.C.’s National Book Festival finds a new home indoors YES, IT’S TRUE: This year, for the first time, the Library of Congress National Book Festival will be held indoors — in the Walter E. Washington Convention Center. The Park Service decided that the festival, which last year drew more than 200,000 people, threatened the Mall’s newly installed watering system. Festival organizers determined that the increased cost of staying on the Mall was prohibitive. So let’s accentuate the positives of holding this year’s book festival on a single day in the convention center. Read on and cheer up! RON CHARLES (THE WASHINGTON POST) Rather than stand in line for hours at one of the Mall’s 140 life-changing Porta-Potties, you can whisk through the convention center’s modern restrooms. NSA spy satellites can’t see which authors we’re interested in. In the new Culinary Arts Pavilion, cookbook and food writers will perform live demonstrations of favorite recipes. Allergy relief. If our eyes are watering, those are tears of joy from meeting our favorite authors. Birds can’t swoop in and steal your lunch — or books. Sat. Washington Convention Center 801 Mt. Vernon Place NW 10 a.m. Let it rain. We won’t even know. Risk of death by meteor greatly reduced. FREE In previous years, we had to be off the Mall by sundown, but now we can party for 12 full hours (10 a.m. to 10 p.m.). The new Science Pavilion will feature writers who can explain the mysteries of the universe. Escalators and elevators. The convention center is fully ADA compliant. The National Book Festival packs in more author talks and signings than you can attend in one day. As such, here are some of the highlights, organized by category. For a full schedule, head to washingtonpost.com/ books or loc.gov/bookfest/ schedule. Children 10:40-11:10 a.m. Former U.S. poet laureate Billy Collins created the popular Poetry 180 website (loc.gov/ poetry/180) for the Library of Congress, which offers a poem a day throughout the school year. Collins’ new collection of poems is “Aimless Love,” which he will discuss in the Poetry & Prose pavilion. In the Children’s pavilion, Collins will read his poem “Voyage,” from a new book illustrated by Karen Romagna, an artist who lives and paints in Clinton, N.J. Signing at 1 p.m. 11:20-11:50 a.m. Dav Pilkey has written and illustrated many books for children, including the “Captain Underpants,” “Dumb Bunnies” and “Ricky Ricotta” series. The latest installment EIKO OJALA (FOR THE WASHINGTON POST) 4:40-5:10 p.m. Eric Litwin, best known for his popular “Pete the Cat” series, has received numerous awards, including a Theodor Seuss Geisel Honor. Litwin also plays guitar, sings and tells musical stories in the recordings “Smile at Your Neighbor” and “The Big Silly.” Signing at 3:30 p.m. Teens 10:40-11:10 p.m. Tanuja Desai Hidier is a singer-songwriter and author whose first novel, “Born Confused,” about the cultural struggles of an Indian American teen, was selected by the American Library Association as a best book of the year for young adults. Its sequel, “Bombay Blues,” was published this month. Signing at 11:30 a.m. 10-10:45 a.m. Valerie Miles, an 6-7:30 p.m. Centennial of Three Mexican Literary Legends. Marcelo Uribe and Coral Bracho lead a discussion on the works of three giants of Mexican literature: the poets Octavio Paz and Efrain Huerta and the novelist Jose Revueltas, all of whom were born in 1914. 8-9:30 p.m. Great Books to Great Movies. Ann Hornaday, film critic for The Washington Post, hosts a discussion with novelists E.L. Doctorow, Alice McDermott, Paul Auster and Lisa See. This presentation, hosted by the Motion Picture, Broadcasting and Recorded Sound Division of the Library of Congress, will include film clips from movies based on books. Picture books 10:40-11:10 a.m. Peter Brown has written and illustrated many books for children, including “The Curious Garden” and “Children Make Terrible Pets.” His Noon-12:30 p.m. Rita WilliamsGarcia is the author of several acclaimed novels, including the 2009 National Book Award finalist “Jumped.” Her novel “One Crazy Summer” won a 2011 Newbery Honor, the Coretta Scott King Award and the Scott O’Dell Award for historical fiction. Its sequel, “P.S. Be Eleven,” about growing up amid the turmoil of the ’60s, won this year’s Coretta Scott King Award. Williams-Garcia teaches at the Vermont College of Fine Arts. Signing at 1 p.m. 2:40-3:10 p.m. Jacqueline Woodson has written more than 20 books, including Newbery Honor winners “Show Way,” “Feathers” and “After Tupac and D Foster” and the Coretta Scott King Award-winning “Miracle’s Boys.” In 2006, she received the Margaret A. Edwards award for lifetime achievement. Her latest book, “Brown Girl Dreaming,” written in verse, recalls the story of her childhood as a young African American girl growing up amid the civil rights movement. Signing at 3:30 p.m. 10-10:30 a.m. The national ambassador for Young People’s Literature of the Library of Congress and the Children’s Book Council, Kate DiCamillo’s new book is “Leroy Ninker Saddles Up: Tales from Deckawoo Drive, Vol. I.” Signing at 11 a.m. THURSDAY | 08.28.2014 | EXPRESS | 31 weekendpass Proudly Black.” Signing at 11:30 a.m. 10:55-11:40 a.m. Peter Baker is the chief White House correspondent for the New York Times and author of “Kremlin Rising: Vladimir Putin’s Russia and the End of Revolution.” In his new book, “Days of Fire: Bush and Cheney in the White House,” Baker chronicles the eight years of the George W. Bush administration based on extensive research and hundreds of interviews. Signing at noon. BRYAN LEE O’MALLEY 11:50 a.m.-12:35 p.m. Sandra Day 6:45-7:20 p.m. Cartoonist, writer and artist Bryan Lee O’Malley is best known for his Scott Pilgrim series, which was made into the major motion picture “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.” In his latest graphic novel, “Seconds,” O’Malley tells the story of Katie, above, an ambitious chef struggling to open her second restaurant. He will be interviewed by Michael Cavna, author of The Washington Post’s Comic Riffs blog. Signing at 8 p.m. O’Connor, who served on the U.S. Supreme Court from 1981 to 2006, will interview her brother, H. Alan Day, and Lynn Wiese Sneyd, who co-wrote “The Horse Lover: A Cowboy’s Quest to Save the Wild Mustangs.” In the book, which includes a foreword by the former justice, Day recounts his mission to found the Mustang Meadows Ranch of South Dakota, the first government-sponsored, wild-horse sanctuary in the United States. He and O’Connor are the authors of the memoir “Lazy B,” about growing up on a cattle ranch. Signing at 1 p.m. 12:45-1:30 p.m. John Lewis has new book is “My Teacher Is a Monster! (No, I Am Not.).” Signing at 11:30 a.m. 4-4:30 p.m. Judith Viorst has written adult fiction and nonfiction, musicals and poetry, but she is best known for her children’s books, particularly “Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day,” which has sold more than 2 million copies. The “Alexander” series began in 1972 and continues today with “Alexander, Who’s Trying His Best to Be the Best Boy Ever.” Signing at 5 p.m. Poetry & Prose 10-10:45 a.m. Poetry Out Loud is a national contest that introduces youth to great poetry. Sponsored by the National Endowment for the Arts and the Poetry Foundation, the program helps students master public speaking skills, build selfconfidence and learn about their literary heritage. Millions of young people start at the classroom level to compete for spots in the National Finals held in Washington, where awards and school stipends are presented to winners. 1:40-2:25 p.m. Elizabeth McCracken’s books include “Here’s Your Hat What’s Your Hurry,” “The Giant’s House” and “An Exact Replica of a Figment of My Imagination.” An English professor at the University of Texas at Austin, McCracken’s latest work is “Thunderstruck and Other Stories.” Signing at 3:30 p.m. 6-7:30 p.m. Evening Poetry Slam: Stage [Hearts] Page will include the city’s top groups: the DC Youth Slam Team and Louder Than a Bomb DMV. Top delegates from both will compete to be named D.C.’s top youth slammer. Graphic novels 6-6:35 p.m. Raina Telgemeier is an author, illustrator and cartoonist. “Smile,” a graphic novel based on her childhood dental drama, was an Eisner Award winner for Best Publication for Teens. Telgemeier has also adapted and illustrated graphic-novel versions of Ann M. Martin’s “Baby-Sitters Club” series. Signing at 7 p.m. 9-9:45 p.m. Cartoonist Jeff Smith is known for the comic book and graphic novel series “Bone.” Two of his most recent series are “RASL” and “Tuki Save the Humans.” He will be interviewed by the Post’s Michael Cavna. Signing at 7:30 p.m. Contemporary Life 10-10:45 a.m. James Clyburn has served as the U.S. representative for South Carolina’s 6th Congressional District since 1993, and was House majority whip from 2007 to 2011. A champion of civil rights, Clyburn chronicles his journey from the Jim Crowera South to D.C. in his memoir, “Blessed Experiences: Genuinely Southern, served as the U.S. representative for Georgia’s 5th Congressional District since 1987 and is the House Democrats’ senior chief deputy whip. In the first volume of his graphic memoir trilogy, “March,” published with aide Lewis and co-writer Andrew Aydin and artist Nate Powell, Lewis recounts his lifelong struggle for civil and human rights. Signing at 2 p.m. Fiction & Mystery 10:55-11:40 a.m. Sierra Leone-born Ishmael Beah gained worldwide fame with his memoir, “A Long Way Gone,” which recounted his experiences as a child soldier in his country’s civil war. Beah’s new novel, “Radiance of Tomorrow,” is about two friends who return to their home town after the war in Sierra Leone that claimed some 70,000 lives. Signing at noon. 12:45-1:30 p.m. Claire Messud’s first novel, “When the World Was Steady,” was a finalist for the PEN/Faulkner award. “The Emperor’s Children” was longlisted for the Man Booker Prize. Messud has taught creative writing at the University of Maryland, Kenyon and Amherst colleges and Johns Hopkins University. Her most recent novel is “The Woman Upstairs.” Signing at 2 p.m. 5:20-6 p.m. Alice McDermott, a CONTINUED ON PAGE 32 32 | EXPRESS | 08.28.2014 | THURSDAY weekendpass CONTINUED FROM PAGE 31 professor at Johns Hopkins University, won the National Book Award for her 1998 novel, “Charming Billy.” Her novels “That Night,” “At Weddings and Wakes” and “After This” were finalists for the Pulitzer Prize. Her new novel is “Someone.” Signing at 3:30 p.m. History & Biography ! 8 PM IGHT TON D BAN Y E H T R PERELL SAY LIND GUST 28 E OYC CE R o Tour PRINSoy El MisUmST 29 AUG AU GEORGE BENSON ANDREAS VARADY AUGUST 31 GIPSY KINGS OLE’ NOYS SEPTEMBER 4 CIRQUE DREAMS JUNGLE FANTASY SH FR E E H T ND T BA LIVE A E B S T H IT S GRE 30 UST AUG ATE DON’T MISS THE LAST SHOWS OF SUMMER GET YOUR TICKETS TODAY! 10:55-11:40 a.m. Author and journalist Kai Bird is best known for his biographies of political figures. In his latest work, “The Good Spy: The Life and Death of Robert Ames,” Bird examines the life and legacy of one of the most important operatives in CIA history. Signing at noon. 11:50 a.m.-12:35 p.m. Nina Khrushcheva’s new book, “The Lost Khrushchev: A Journey into the Gulag of the Russian Mind,” tells the story of her grandfather, Leonid Khrushchev, the oldest son of Nikita Khrushchev. Part political memoir, part historical investigation, the book offers a unique perspective on the former Soviet premier’s life and death, and what they mean to Russia. Signing at 1 p.m. 3:30-4:15 p.m. Ian Morris is a professor of classics and history at Stanford University. His grants and prizes include awards from the Guggenheim Foundation and the National Geographic Society. In his latest book, “War! What Is It Good For? Conflict and the Progress of Civilization from Primates to Robots,” he analyzes 15,000 years of conflict, exploring the costs and benefits of war. Signing at 5 p.m. Culinary arts SEPTEMBER 5 & 6 10:55-11:40 a.m. John Moeller served COLBIE CAILLAT ALEX & SIERRA Gypsy Heart Tour SEPTEMBER 7 SHOWS AT THE BARNS ON SALE NOW! in the White House as sous-chef and then as White House chef, preparing meals for presidents, first families and guests during the administrations of George H.W. Bush, Bill Clinton and George W. Bush. In “Dining at the White House: From the President’s Table to Yours,” Moeller shares his most memorable moments while cooking for first families and provides more than 100 recipes. Signing at noon. 4:25-5:10 p.m. D.C. resident Carla Hall was voted fan favorite on Bravo’s “Top Chef.” She is co-host of ABC’s lifestyle series “The Chew.” “Cooking with Love: Comfort Food That Hugs You” features more than 100 recipes that highlight her MELANIE BURFORD (PRIME FOR THE WASHINGTON POST) Book festival 10-10:45 a.m. E.L. Doctorow, this year’s recipient of the Library of Congress Prize for American Fiction, will be interviewed by Marie Arana. He is the author of “Ragtime,” “Billy Bathgate,” “The Book of Daniel” and many other novels. Among his honors are the National Book Award, the PEN/Saul Bellow Award for Achievement in American Fiction and the National Humanities Medal. His newest novel is “Andrew’s Brain.” Signing at 11 a.m. modern twists on classics like chicken pot pie and five-flavor pound cake. Signing at 2:30 p.m. Science 2:35-3:20 p.m. Ornithologist David Sibley is the author and illustrator of “The Sibley Guide to Birds.” His recent second edition of the book offers updated information, including new and rare species as well as new paintings. The book features habitat information and voice description for every species, more tips on finding birds in the field, 700 updated maps of ranges and 85 birdfamily pages cross-referenced to species accounts. Signing at 4 p.m. 3:30-4:15 p.m. Michio Kaku is a theoretical physicist, futurist and popularizer of science. Kaku has written several books, including “The Future of the Mind: The Scientific Quest to Understand, Enhance, and Empower the Mind,” an inside look at new developments in neuroscience and physics, investigating such ideas as the recording of memories and dreams, telepathy, consciousness and mind control. Signing at 4:30 p.m. THURSDAY | 08.28.2014 | EXPRESS | 33 weekendpass A Northern Virginia native, Pagonis has put in time at a fair share of D.C. institutions, including Zaytinya, Graffiato and Central Michel Richard. Last week, it was announced that the executive chef and partner at Kapnos will participate in this season of Bravo’s “Top Chef,” premiering Oct. 15. We grilled the grill master by phone. HOLLEY SIMMONS (EXPRESS) Give me your best pickup line. I’ve had a girlfriend for so long, I haven’t had to use one. What would you grab from your burning house? I’d move my car out of the garage. It’s a BMW 5 series. DINING Jimmy Hopper’s path from telecommunications specialist to bakery owner is lined with wedding cakes. While working as an IT manager at Fidelity Investments in Dallas, Hopper picked up cake decorating as a hobby. “I took a few classes and it turned out I was pretty good at it,” Hopper says. “I became the unofficial baker when anyone at Fidelity got married.” Hopper moved to D.C. two years ago (primarily to be closer to his long-distance partner), and three weeks ago he opened Three Fifty Bakery. Though Hopper isn’t offering his signature cakes just yet, the storefront serves as a place where he can sell a mix of other creations. “A lot of people ask me what’s my ‘thing,’ ” Hopper says. “But I wanted to open a bakery where you could get whatever you liked. I want to do everything, and do it well.” FRI 29 COMIC YOUTH DC’S FUNNIEST YOUNG COMICS HOSTED BY SEAN JOYCE & JASON WEEMS TEN FORWARD HAPPY HOUR FRI 29 Hopper sells salty and savory pastries at Three Fifty Bakery, including brownies and muffins. Done right: the ricotta muffin with a creamy center and a hint of fennel; the bacon and cheddar scone, which is reminiscent of a baked potato; and the dulce de leche brownie. Have them on the outdoor patio with a cup of Illy coffee or a glass of milk. HOLLEY SIMMONS (EXPRESS) Three Fifty Bakery, 1926 17th St. NW; 202-629-1022, threefifty.com What’s your karaoke song? “You’ve Lost that Loving Feeling” [by the Righteous Brothers] from “Top Gun.” I love “Top Gun.” LOCALS ONLY BURLESQUE (21+) $12/$15 SAT 30 YOU ME & APOLLO W/ ELIZABETH & THE CATAPULT TUESDAY 1 EPISODE OF STAR TREK:TNG Is there a taste you can’t stand? I pretty much eat everything but Atlantic salmon. I’ve tried but I can’t enjoy it. MONS (EXPRESS) UPCOMING PERFORMANCES AUGUST SHOWS FRI 29 Who would play you in a movie? Robert De Niro. What’s something that many people might not know about you? My father owned a Greek diner, and I wanted to go into the restaurant business. He said, “No, you have to go to school.” So I went and got a business degree. HOLLEY SIM- LIVE 1811 14TH ST NW www.blackcatdc.com FYM PRODUCTIONS PRESENT EIGHTIES MAYHEM END OF SUMMER 80S DANCE PARTY $10 DJS STEVE EP, MISSGUIDED, KILLA K, KRASTY MCNASTY FRUITION SEPT 9 FRI, AUG 29 JACKOPIERCE W/ EMILY HEARN WED, SEPT 10 AN EVENING WITH TERRY SAT 30 CYLON HAPPY HOUR SAT. SEPT 13 SAT 30 TRICKY DICK! SUN, SEPT 14 SUN 31 SEPT WED 3 THU 4 1 BSG EP & DRINK SPECIALS DICK NIXON’S FAVORITE FUNK & SOUL (‘68-’74) DJ NEVILLE C $5 SHEMEKIA COPELAND BROWN SABBATH TUES, SEPT 16 SOL DRIVEN TRAIN $10 WED, SEPT 17 GEORGE PORTER, JR. & RUNNIN’ PARDNERS PREE (RECORD RELEASE) ADRON LIES ABOUT BOZZIO BROWNOUT PRESENTS: SPOONBOY BELLOWS ESKIMEAUX SEPT 2 TUESDAY $10 THURS, SEPT 18 BUZZCOCKS VINTAGE TROUBLE LOUD BOYZ $25 UPCOMING SHOWS 9/6-THE COOLOTS 9/9-MINERAL 9/11-PINBACK 9/12-OUR 21ST ANNIVERSARY 9/14-MAN...OR ASTRO-MAN? 9/19-YACHT 9/20-THE GROWLERS 9/21-THE DANDY WARHOLS 9/23-WHY? 9/25-TENNIS 9/26-CHRISTOPHER OWENS 9/27-POMPLAMOOSE 9/30-JUNGLE 10/1-RAVEONETTES 10/3-MXPX 10/4-KING TUFF WE ARE 3 BLOCKS FROM THE U STREET / CARDOZO METRO STATION TICKETS: www.TICKETFLY.com 1-877-987-6487 W/ DJ TOM “PAPA” RAY THE SOUL SELECTOR SAT, SEPT 20 NEWMYER FLYER PRESENTS: DREAM DISCS THE WHO’S “WHO’S NEXT” AND ROD STEWART’S “EVERY PICTURE TELLS A STORY” TUES, SEPT 23 NICK WATERHOUSE W/ PEP WED, SEPT 24 JOHN MAYALL W/ ELI COOK FRI, SEPT 26 LUKE JAMES **2 SHOWS** SUN, SEPT 28 THE STEELDRIVERS FREE DISH OF THE WEEK Half-smoke with chili Meats & Foods, 247 Florida Ave. NW; 202-505-1384, meatsandfoods.com Scott McIntosh and Ana Marin (the husband-and-wife team behind this new sausage shop) based their chili on a Cincinnati-style recipe. “We wanted something that would work on a sandwich and in a bowl,” McIntosh says. We love it poured on a half-smoke served in a Martin’s potato roll ($7). HOLLEY SIMMONS (EXPRESS) LATE-NIGHT MUSIC IN THE LOFT It’s your WeekendPass Every Thursday in Express XX0165 1x2 George Pagonis Computer whiz reboots as baker HOLLEY SIMMONS (EXPRESS) TOMMY GARCIA (BRAVO MEDIA) of f co u r se with … EVERY FRI & SAT THEHAMILTONDC.COM 34 | EXPRESS | 08.28.2014 | THURSDAY ★★★ FREE PERFORMANCES 365 DAYS A YEAR ★★★ weekendpass EVERY DAY AT 6 P.M. NO TICKETS REQUIRED *Unless noted otherwise AUGUST 28–SEPTEMBER 10 ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★ 29 FRI ★ MetroPerforms! 2014 Showcase The Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority presents the talents of D.C’s best street performers. 2 TUE ★ Corina Bartra The Peruvian singer offers an AfroPeruvian jazz concert. 3 WED ★ Dixie Power Trio The group delights with their zany wit and eclectic mix of New Orleans jazz, zydeco, Cajun, and original compositions. LOCAL DANCE COMMISSIONING PROJECT 4 THU & 5 FRI ★ Adriane Fang The dancer and choreographer presents Grains, her new work combining movement, lighting, organic materials, and a sound-score by Jeffrey Dorfman. 6 SAT ★ Okinawan Performing Arts The Okinawa Prefectural Government presents acclaimed practitioners of Ryuku dance, traditional karate, and so-saku Eisa. Presented in cooperation with the Embassy of Japan. 7 SUN ★ Alfred Street Baptist Church Music and Worship Arts Praise Team The Virginia group per forms contemporary gospel as well as praise and worship songs. ★★★★★★★★★ DAILY FOOD AND DRINK SPECIALS. 5–6 P.M. NIGHTLY ★ GRAND FOYER BARS The Millennium Stage was created and underwritten by James A. Johnson and Maxine Isaacs to make the performing arts accessible to everyone in fulﬁllment of the Kennedy Center’s mission to its community and the nation. Additional funding for the Millennium Stage is provided by DC Commission on the Arts and Humanities, The Isadore and Bertha Gudelsky Family Foundation, Inc., Jaylee M. Mead†, The Meredith Foundation, The Morris and Gwendolyn Cafritz Foundation, Dr. Deborah Rose and Dr. Jan A.J. Stolwijk, U.S. Department of Education, and the Millennium Stage Endowment Fund. 13TH ANNUAL PAGE-TO-STAGE Page-to-Stage hosts free readings and open rehearsals to give you a glimpse of Washington’s new theater season. This year’s festival is dedicated to works to be included in the Women’s Voices Theater Festival—an initiative by more than 50 D.C. area theaters to produce a world premiere play by a female dramatist in the fall of 2015. Page-to-Stage is made possible by Share Fund. 30 SAT ★ In His Own Words: A Concert in Tribute to Walter Dean Myers 31 SUN ★ 30th Annual VSA Playwright Discovery Performance The Kennedy Center, in collaboration with the University of Maryland, presents a performance combining music, dance, and spoken word with text from Myers’s books, including We Are America and Monster, and his memoir Bad Boy. It will be a ﬁtting celebration of a man who changed the face of young adult literature and touched so many with his eloquent and unﬂinching portrayal of young African American lives. Winners of the competition and their winning scripts will be celebrated. Excerpts of a few scripts will be performed as staged readings. 1 MON ★ Synetic Theater The Arlington, VA company showcases its latest physical theater adaption, the horror classic The Island of Dr. Moreau. Recommended for age 13 and up. 8 MON ★ Sandaraa 9 TUE ★ Hoba Hoba Spirit Part of Center Stage, a program created by the U.S. Department of State’s Bureau of Educational and Cultural Affairs, in partnership with New England Foundation for the Arts. THU 28 ★ FOOTWORKS Members of the band play chamber music. ALL PERFORMERS AND PROGRAMS ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. ★★★★★★★★★ SCAN TO VIEW THE SCHEDULE Live Internet broadcast, video archive, artist information, and more at kennedy-center.org/millennium TAKE METRO to the Foggy Bottom/ GWU station and ride the free Kennedy Center shuttle departing every 15 minutes until midnight. FREE TOURS are given daily by the Friends of the Kennedy Center tour guides. Tour hours: Monday thru Friday, 10 a.m.–5 p.m., and Saturday and Sunday from 10 a.m.–1 p.m. For information, call (202) 416-8340. Jay Chandrasekhar College buddies 10 WED ★ U.S. Marine Band ★★★★★★★★★ (WHO THE HECK IS…?) Broken Lizard member Jay Chandrasekhar may be most famous for sporting a formidable mustache in the comedy troupe’s 2001 cult hit “Super Troopers,” which he also directed. In recent years, he’s been spending time doing stand-up, which brings him to the Arlington for three shows this weekend. Here’s a brief tour of his career. RUDI GREENBERG (EXPRESS) The band blends South Asian musical traditions with the sounds and sensibilities of Eastern Europe, the Balkans, and New York. The popular reggae, rock, and gnawa (a mixture of African, Berber, and Arabic religious songs and rhythms) band returns following its 2009 appearance in the Kennedy Center’s ARABESQUE: Arts of the Arab World festival. MICHAEL BUCKNER (GETTY IMAGES) 28 THU ★ Footworks The Maryland-based dance company blends traditional Americana music and percussive dance. TUE 9 ★ HOBA HOBA SPIRIT For more information call: (202) 467-4600 GET CONNECTED! Become a fan of Millennium Stage on Facebook and check out artist photos, upcoming events, and more! PLEASE NOTE: There is no free parking for free performances. The Kennedy Center welcomes persons with disabilities. Broken Lizard, which formed at Colgate University in the ’90s, makes raunchy and insanely quotable films (like dorm room staple “Beerfest”) that, at their core, are about friendship. The quintet, which often tours together (members Steve Lemme and Kevin Heffernan will do stand-up together at the Drafthouse in October), still collaborates and has long promised to make a “Super Troopers” sequel. Direct effect Outside of Broken Lizard, Chandrasekhar has directed a couple of films — “The Dukes of Hazzard” remake and 2012’s “The Babymakers” — and a ton of television shows. Since 2001, he’s lived a comedy nerd’s dream by directing episodes of “Arrested Development,” “Undeclared,” “Happy Endings” and “Community.” He also helmed an episode of NBC’s ill-fated “Animal Practice,” because not every job can be a winner. Stand-up guy Chandrasekhar started doing stand-up at 19 but got away from it as he became busy with film projects. After Broken Lizard’s 2009 live tour to promote the film “The Slammin’ Salmon,” though, he began performing live more often. His comedy is a mix of jokes and stories, with reflections on his youth, working in Hollywood and growing older. RUDI GREENBERG (EXPRESS) Arlington Cinema & Drafthouse, 2903 Columbia Pike, Arlington; Sat., 7:30 & 10 p.m., Sun., 10 p.m., $25. THURSDAY | 08.28.2014 | EXPRESS | 35 weekendpass Shoes with stories The notes on the shoes in “Over the Continents,” on display Saturday through June 7, 2015, have been translated from Japanese into English. Thirty of them can be seen at asia.si.edu. Here are four of our favorites. E.G. Old soles Piano-playing shoes “I remember my daughter wearing these shoes at her piano recital. When she became a middle school student she could not wear them. I have memories with these shoes. So long to you.” Artist Chiharu Shiota ties together the lives of hundreds using treasured shoes TEDDY WOLFF (FOR EXPRESS) Thought-that-counts shoes EXHIBITS to each shoe describes its origin While installing her latest work or a memory ascribed to it by its in the Arthur M. Sackler Gal- former owner. Shiota collected lery’s pavilion last week, Chiharu the shoes and notes (all of which Shiota noticed something seldom are from Japan) through callouts seen in art museums. on the Internet, in the newspa“Children were sitting and per and on the radio, imploring watching me,” the artist says. people to donate shoes they “don’t “It was very cute!” wear anymore but don’t want to The children even asked Shiota throw out.” Why shoes? Shiota got questions about her piece. What was she working the idea while visiting with that so held their atfamily and friends back tention? Dinosaurs? Pupin Japan after moving to pies? Something related Berlin in the 1990s. She Arthur M. to Disney’s “Frozen?” likened her increasing Sackler Gallery 1050 Nope. estrangement from her Independence It was old shoes. homeland to trying on Ave. SW Shiota’s “Over the Conold shoes that no longer FREE tinents,” the latest exhibit suited her. “They fit, but in Freer and Sackler’s they don’t fit me any“Perspectives” series, contains more,” she says. about 370 different shoes, red The majority of the shoes were yarn gingerly wrapped around donated directly to the National each one and stretching back Museum of Art in Osaka, Japan, to join at a single point on the where “Over the Continents” back wall. premiered in 2008. A handwritten note attached “I never met these people, Opens Sat. A key project Still have those illegally duplicated house keys your old landlord never knew about? The Sackler is accepting contributions of old keys and descriptive notes for Chiharu Shiota’s 2015 Venice Biennale project, so bring them along when you check out “Over the Continents.” (Just don’t accidentally donate your current house keys.) E.G. but when I read their stories, I can see the person behind the memories,” Shiota says. “The people are present through their absence.” Many of Shiota’s works address the relationship between the past and the present, life and death, and the memories people adhere to objects. In the past, she has used old clothes, window frames, suitcases and a burnt-out piano. The installations are woven together with her characteristic webs of yarn — she calls it “drawing in air” — symbolizing the interconnectedness of humanity. For her next big project — to be displayed at the Japanese Pavilion at the 2015 Venice Biennale — Shiota is collecting keys, “ideally with notes,” she says. The keys may not turn out to be a huge hit with kids, but the shoes certainly are. “Children often connect to something as their favorite object, be it a shirt, a hat or a blanket,” says Carol Huh, Freer and Sackler’s assistant curator of contemporary Asian art. “They grasp the emotional attachment to an object more quickly than adults.” Perhaps this is why the kids found Shiota’s installation so enthralling, sitting patiently and watching as strangers’ favorite old shoes became a work of art. ELENA GOUKASSIAN (FOR EXPRESS) “These belonged to my mother. When she was going out with my father, he bought these for her (30 years ago). Because she didn’t like the color and design, she wore them no more than once. Because she received them as a present, she did not want to throw them away.” Jump-for-joy shoes “The shoes [were] worn by my dad, who died three years ago. When he was alive, he could not do exercises because of the back pain. I am sure that he is now jumping around in shoes like this in Heaven.” Monkey-chasing shoes “This is the shoe I was wearing when a macaque at a mountain in Minoh Park in Osaka stole my purse — I chased it and got back my purse.” 36 | EXPRESS | 08.28.2014 | THURSDAY top stops The best t of the nex s y a d 7 MARVIN JOSEPH (THE WASHINGTON POST) COMEDY THURSDAY Dan Cummins The veteran comedian, whose most recent album is called “Hear This!” returns to the District. DC Improv, The Band Perry Wolf Trap, Filene Center, 1551 Trap Road, Vienna; Thu., 8 p.m., $35-$125. The Band Perry — siblings Reid, Kimberly and Neil Perry (below, left to right) — is still riding high on last year’s “Pioneer,” which has produced four country radio singles: “Better Dig Two,” “Done,” “Don’t Let Me Be Lonely” and “Chainsaw.” This summer, the Tennessee-based trio has been augmenting its staples with left-field covers, including Kesha and Pitbull’s harmonica-driven “Timber” and the Queen anthem “Fat Bottomed Girls.” 1140 Connecticut Ave. NW; Thu. & Sun., 8 p.m., $15; Fri. & Sat., 8 & 10:30 p.m., $17. Fri. STAGE MetroPerforms! 2014 Showcase Performers you normally see during your evening commute take a much grander stage (the Millennium Stage, that is) in this concert featuring the city’s best street performers, as selected by the Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority. Kennedy Center, 2700 F St. NW; Fri., 6 p.m., free. R&B Fantasia and Joe R&B singers Fantasia (of “American Idol” fame) and Joe (of “Stutter” fame) team up for an evening in Baltimore. Pier Six Pavilion, 731 Eastern Ave., Baltimore; Fri., 8 p.m., $32-$72. Thu. STAGE ‘Yentl’ This adaptation of Isaac Bashevis Singer’s short story “Yentl the Yeshiva Boy” features new music and lyrics by singer-songwriter Jill Sobule. Theater J, 1529 16th St. NW; Thu. through Oct. 5, various times and prices. DANCE Footworks Percussive Dance Ensemble The Annapolis-based dance company is known for mixing live music and comedy with dizzying, percussive dance moves. The group will perform for free on the Kennedy Center’s Millennium Stage. Kennedy Center, 2700 F St. NW; Thu., 6 p.m., free. MUSIC The Polyphonic Spree AMERICANA The Handsome Family The band behind “Far From Any Road,” the ominous and intoxicating theme song from the first season of HBO’s “True Detective,” will perform that track and more in Arlington. Iota Club & Cafe, 2832 Wilson Blvd., Arlington, Thu., 8:30 p.m., $15. It’s not a cult, but chamber pop group The Polyphonic Spree always seems like one. The large band, which favors matching outfits and once counted Annie Clark (aka St. Vincent) as a member, is touring behind its latest album, 2013’s crowd-funded “Yes, It’s True.” Black Cat, 1811 14th St. NW; Thu., 8 p.m., $25. FRIDAY Drake vs. Lil Wayne Jiffy Lube Live, 7800 Cellar Door Drive, Bristow, Va.; Fri., 7 p.m., $35-$125.50. Lil Wayne, left, and Drake, right, will fight to death at a Virginia amphitheater for your enjoyment. OK, that’s not actually true, but the two will battle it out using music as a weapon — just as they have each night of their co-headlining jaunt. As with other big hip-hop tours, the BFFs trade off tracks throughout the night, talking smack during the breaks between songs and collaborating on cuts like “HYFR (Hell Ya F---ing Right).” Just don’t go in expecting a cage match. THURSDAY | 08.28.2014 | EXPRESS | 37 weekendpass MIDDLE EASTERN FOOD FESTIVAL Labor Day Weekend Sat, Aug. 30 – 11 am – 11 pm Sun, Aug. 31 – 12 noon – 6 pm Sat. Holy Transﬁguration Church AFP/GETTY IMAGES 8501 Lewinsville Rd, McLean, VA BEATS Juan McLean James Murphy collaborator Juan McLean hosts a DJ set that’s free before midnight for those 21 and older. Admission costs $10 after that, or if you’re between 18 and 20. U Street Music Hall, 1115 U WEDNESDAY ZZ Top, Jeff Beck and Gary Clark Jr. St. NW; Sat., 10 p.m., free-$10. Merriweather Post Pavilion, 10475 Little Patuxent Parkway, Columbia, Md.; Wed. 4 p.m., $45-$75. PUNK Perfect Pussy and Joanna Gruesome Billy Gibbons, above, and the sharp-dressed men in ZZ Top headline a bluesrock revue in Columbia, Md., that also features sets from guitar god Jeff Beck and festival favorite Gary Clark Jr. Expect more guitar solos than you can handle, and, hopefully, some collaborations. Buzzy punk bands Perfect Pussy and Joanna Gruesome share a bill that also includes Potty Mouth and Love of Everything. No, we’re not making any of those names up. Rock and Roll Hotel, 1353 H St. NE; Sat., 7:30 p.m., $12. best-sounding venue the area has to offer. Music Center at Strathmore, 5301 Tuckerman Lane, North Bethesda; Sat., 8 p.m., $38-$58. MUSIC Nitty Gritty Dirt Band The enduring California-based roots rock band plays the Sun. RAFAEL SUANES (RCS PHOTOGRAPHY) GO-GO SATURDAY ‘The Circus Life’ podcast taping Gypsy Sally’s, 3401 K St. NW; Fri., 8:30 p.m., $10-$14. D.C. music and culture podcast “The Circus Life,” hosted by musician Justin Trawick, above left, and engineer Sean Russell, above right, celebrates its one-year anniversary with a live concert and taping. Expect appearances by Derek Evry and His Band of Misanthropes, Tiffany Thompson, Victoria Vox and many more. White Hot End of Summer Jam 9:30 Club hosts a go-go party to send off summer, with sets from Backyard Band, The Kingz and New Impressions. 9:30 Club, 815 V St. NW; Sun., 10 p.m., $40. Mon. FESTIVALS FLO Fest DC 2014 Celebrate Labor Day with jazz musician Marcus Johnson, plenty of wine and a collection of authors at this daylong festival. Gateway DC at St. Elizabeths East (Pavilion at Gate A), 2700 Martin Luther King Jr. Ave. SE; Mon., noon-6 p.m., $45. Tue. COMEDY The DMV Roast of Congress A panel of local comics make fun of D.C.’s easiest target: Congress. SATURDAY • Kabobs • Gyros FRE ADMIS E • Grape Leaves SION! • Falafel • Fattoush • Baklavah • Live Arabic Music & Dancing • Church Tours • Moon Bounce • 50/50 Raffle ROAST LAMB DINNER Sat - 6 pm • Sun - all Day Sunday home delivery 79¢ a week Rockville-based comic Dylan Meyer has the unenviable task of standing in for our elected representatives. The Brixton, 26th annual D.C. Blues Festival 901 U St. NW; Tue., 8 p.m., free. Carter Barron Amphitheater at Rock Creek Park, 16th Street and Colorado Avenue NW; Sat., noon, free. Wed. Internationally touring blues singer Shakura S’Aida, above, headlines the 26th annual D.C. Blues Festival. The free concert also features sets from Selwyn Birchwood Band, Eddie Turner Band, Shirleta Settles, Hardway Connection and D.C. Blues Society Battle of the Bands winner Stacy Brooks Band. If you want to bring the kids, there will be a musical instrument “petting zoo,” where children can play with some of the instruments they’ll see onstage. This is one day you’ll actually want to have the blues. 703-734-9566 middleeasternfoodfestival.com STAGE ‘Colossal’ A college football player who was paralyzed after a bad hit is the focus of this new play, which is structured like a game (complete with halftime show). Olney Theatre Center, 2001 Olney-Sandy Spring Road, Olney, Md.; Wed. through Sept. 28, various times, $38.50-$63.50. STAGE ‘Belleville’ In this new play, a seemingly perfect American marriage falls apart when the couple moves to Paris and deceptions both small and large are revealed. Studio Theatre, 1501 14th St. NW; Wed. through Oct. 12, $20-$78. 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Sound THURSDAY Birchmere: Chris Hillman and Herb Pedersen, Carlene Carter, 7:30 p.m. Blues Alley: Chris Thomas King, 8 and 10 p.m. Comet Ping Pong: Crocodiles, SISU, Shark Week, 9 p.m. Jammin’ Java: Simone and the Spectrum, Dr. Robinson’s Fiasco, YUM, 7:30 p.m. Rams Head On Stage: 7 Bridges: The Ultimate Eagles Experience, 8 p.m. The Fillmore: Appetite for Destruction, 8:30 p.m. FRIDAY 9:30 Club: Michael Jackson Dance Blues Alley: Chris Thomas King, Sunshine, 7:30 p.m. 8 and 10 p.m. Blues Alley: Chris Thomas King, Bohemian Caverns: Reginald Cyntje, 8 and 10 p.m. 8 and 10 p.m. Bohemian Caverns: Reginald Cyntje, 8 and 10 p.m. George Washington University/ Lisner Auditorium: Sounougal (Our Jammin’ Java: The Piedmont Boys, Boat), 8 p.m. Shenandoah Alley, 8 p.m. 8 p.m. Rams Head On Stage: Crack the Sky, Rams Head On Stage: John Berry 8 p.m. Wolf Trap/Filene Center: George Benson, Andreas Varady, 8 p.m. George Mason University/Patriot Center: Marco Antonio Solis, 8 p.m. Jammin’ Java: Tandem North, Save the Arcadian, Alissa Feudo, 7 p.m. Rams Head On Stage: Crack the Sky, Band, the Honeycutters, 8 p.m. Twins Jazz: Project Natale, 8, 10 p.m. The Hamilton: Jackopierce, 8:30 p.m. MONDAY Wolf Trap/Filene Center: The Fresh Twins Jazz: Project Natale, 8, 10 p.m. Beat Band, 2 p.m. Bohemian Caverns: Bohemian Wolf Trap/Filene Center: Prince Royce, 8 p.m. Caverns Jazz Orchestra, 8 and 10 p.m. SUNDAY TUESDAY Birchmere: Jeff Bridges and the Jammin’ Java: Nocoda, 8 p.m. 9:30 Club: M.H. and His Orchestra, the Abiders with Jessie Bridges, 7:30 p.m., sold out. WEDNESDAY Walking Sticks and Black Masala, 8 p.m. Black Cat: Spoonboy, Bellows and Black Cat: Pree, Adron, Lies About, Birchmere: Bill Kirchen and Too Much Eskimeaux, 8 p.m. 8 p.m. Fun, Jason D. Williams, 7:30 p.m. Blues Alley: Chris Thomas King, Jammin’ Java: The Nth Power, 8 p.m. SATURDAY Sight Anacostia Community Museum: “Black Baseball in the District of Columbia,” an examination of the national pastime in the African-American community, indefinitely. “Home Sewn: Quilts From the Lower Mississippi Valley,” an exhibition examining the generational, social and economic fabric of an AfricanAmerican quilting community in rural Mississippi, through Sept. 21. “Ubuhle Women, Beadwork and the Art of Independence,” this exhibition features a new form of bead art, the ndwango (translates as “cloth”), developed by a community of women living and working together in rural KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa, through Sept. 21. 1901 Fort Place SE; 202-633-4820, anacostia.si.edu. Artisphere: “Artemis Herber: No Man’s STAY CLASSY, WASHINGTON…FOR FREE. Free Admission for Kids! LAST CHANCE! NOW THROUGH SEPT. 1 Up to four kids 18 and younger can visit the Newseum for free with each paid adult or senior admission. Not valid in conjunction with other discounts. Anchorman: The Exhibit CLOSES AUG. 31 See props, costumes and footage from the classic film featuring legendary broadcaster Ron Burgundy, along with a fun look at the real news teams of the 1970s. It’s kind of a big deal. Cameron Spencer, Getty Images Party, 9 p.m. 8 and 10 p.m. Birchmere: Noel Gourdin & Avery Pictures of the Year CLOSES SEPT. 1 Explore dramatic, award-winning images of the people, events and issues that shaped the world in 2013 from Pictures of the Year International, one of the oldest photojournalism contests in the world. NEWSEUM.ORG 555 PENNSYLVANIA AVE., N.W., WASHINGTON, D.C. PRESENT THIS AD TO RECEIVE A FREE NEWSEUM SSQUEEZY M MICROPHONE! O microphone per One ad adult, senior or youth ad admission. Available whi while supplies last at the New Newseum admissions desk desk. Estimated retail value $4.99. Expires Sept. 1, 2014. THURSDAY | 08.28.2014 | EXPRESS | 39 goingoutguide.com LAST CHANCE Carroll Square Gallery: “Real Beauty,” Mariella Bisson, Ashlynn Browning, Amber Robles-Gordon and Deborah Zlotsky display their latest works as four different elemental aspects of contemporary abstraction, Thu. and Fri. 975 F St. NW; 202-624-8643. Flashpoint: “Between Fact and Fiction,” Adam Hager disassembles and reassembles mechanical objects that he collects, through Sept. 6. 916 G St. NW; 202-315-1305, culturaldc.org. LAST CHANCE Foundry Gallery: “Hot Glass in the City,” local premier glass artists display stained, fused, blown and flamework glass art, Thu.-Sun. 1314 18th St. NW; 202-463-0203, foundrygallery.org. Freer Gallery of Art: “Bountiful Waters: Aquatic Life in Japanese Art,” an exhibition of ceramics, paintings, prints and illustrated books that depict Japan’s appreciation for the beauty and variety of fish and other species, through Sept. 14. “Chinese Ceramics for Tea in Japan,” a display of Chinese bowls, jars and ceramics acquired by Charles Lang Freer, Venues Aug. 30 & 31 u Brookeville, Md u u Brookeville Capital Ale & Cider sales Living history, music , kids’activities Tickets on sale: Historic Period Dinner, Aug. 30 & BBQ, Aug. 31 www.uscapitalforaday.org ALL SHOWS 18 & OVER DAN CUMMINS Goethe-Institut: “ApocalyptiCAT,” Franca Bartholomai’s contemporary German woodcuts and papercuts are displayed, through Oct. 10. 812 Seventh St. NW; 202-289-1200, goethe.de/ins/us/was. through Sept. 14. “Off the Beaten Path: Early Works by James McNeill Whistler,” drawings, etchings and watercolors the artist created while he was traversing the French countryside in the summer of 1858, through Sept. 28. “Promise of Paradise: Early Chinese Buddhist Sculpture,” a collection of stone and gilt bronze Buddhist sculptures highlight two flourishing ages, the late Six Dynasties and the High Tang (6th to 8th century). The exhibition’s dramatic focus is the monumental Cosmological Buddha: a life-size stone sculpture covered in intricate representations of the earthly realms. It is the only one of its kind in the world, indefinitely. “Style in Chinese Landscape Painting: The Song Legacy,” fillmoresilverspring.com. Gypsy Sally’s: 3401 K St. NW; 202-3337700, gypsysallys.com. Iota Club & Cafe: 2832 Wilson Blvd., Arlington; 703-522-8340, iotaclubandcafe.com. Black Cat: 1811 14th St. NW; 202-667-7960, blackcatdc.com. Jammin’ Java: 227 Maple Ave. E, Vienna; 703-255-1566, jamminjava.com. Blues Alley: 1073 Wisconsin Ave. NW; 202-337-4141, bluesalley.com. Kennedy Center: 2700 F St. Nw; 202-467-4600, 800-444-1324, kennedy-center.org. Merriweather Post Pavilion: 10475 Little Patuxent Parkway, Columbia, Md.; 410-715-5550, merriweathermusic.Com. Music Center at Strathmore: 5301 Tuckerman Lane, North Bethesda; 301-581-5100, strathmore.org. Patriot Center: 4500 Patriot Circle, features landscape paintings from the Song dynasty period, 907-1279, and later works that show an evolution of six different styles, through Oct. 26. “The Nile and Ancient Egypt,” high-quality artifacts from the collections of Freer Gallery are showcased to illuminate the role and importance of water animals for ancient Egyptian religion and afterlife, indefinitely. Jefferson Drive and 12th Street SW; 202-633-1000, asia.si.edu. LAST CHANCE TODD GLASS LAVELL CRAWFORD GODFREY TONY ROCK AUG 28-31 SEPT 5 & 6 Special Event SEPT 5-7 SEPT 11-14 SEPT 18-21 The Tonight Show & The Late Late Show “An Intimate Evening” in our Comedy Lounge Chelsea Lately & Last Comic Standing Comedy Central, Louie, 30 Rock & Soul Plane Appolo Live & Comedy Central BOBBY LEE JERROD CARMICHAEL TAMMY PESCATELLI JOHN CAPARULO DAVE ATTELL SEPT 26-28 OCT 3-5 OCT 9-12 Special Event OCT 16-19 OCT 24-26 MADtv, Comedy Central & The Tonight Show Neighbors w/ Seth Rogan, Comedy Central & HBO Last Comic Standing & Comedy Central The Tonight Show & Chelsea Lately Dave Attell’s Comedy Underground & Insomniac Buy tickets @ dcimprov.com or 202.296.7008 coming to STRATHMORE Hillyer Art Space: “In Lieu of Longing,” dane Winkler’s sculptural works contrast work and play, through Sat. “Jettison to Collection,” casey Snyder’s paintings explore the illusion of memory, through Sat. CONTINUED ON PAGE 41 Fairfax; 202-397-7328, 703-993-3000, patriotcenter.com. Rams Head Tavern: 33 West St., Annapolis; 410-268-4545, ramsheadtavern.com. Red Palace: 1212 H St. NE; 202-399-3201, redpalacedc.com. Rock & Roll Hotel: 1353 H St. NE; 202-388-7625, rockandrollhoteldc.com. State Theatre: 220 N. Washington St., Falls Church; 703-237-0300, thestatetheatre.com. GRAMMY RAM MMY WINNERS NNERS Nitty Grritty Gritty Dirt Ba Band and SATURDAY, TUR RDAY, AUGUST GUS ST 30, 8PM U Street Music Hall: 1115 U St. NW; 202-588-1880, ustreetmusichall.com. www.strathmore.org | (301) 581-5100 Velvet Lounge: 915 U St. NW; 202-462-3213, velvetloungedc.com. 5301 Tuckerman Lane, North Bethesda Groups Save! (301) 581-5199 Warner Theatre: 13th and E Streets NW; 202-783-4000, warnertheatredc.com. Wolf Trap: Filene Center: 1551 Trap Road, Vienna; 703-255-1900, wolftrap.org. TAKE METRO! We’re right on the Red Line. Tweets from a little bird named Express. @wapoexpress XX1070 2x.5C The Fillmore: 8656 Colesville Road, Silver Spring; 301-960-9999, u 1140 Connecticut Ave. Washington, DC 20036 Birchmere: 3701 Mount Vernon Ave., Alexandria; 703-549-7500, birchmere.com. Empire: 6355 Rolling Road, Springfield, Va.; 703-569-5940, empire-nova.com. u Comedy Club & Restaurant The Hamilton: 600 14th St. NW; 202-787-1000, thehamiltondc.com. DC9: 1940 Ninth St. NW; 202-4835000, dcnine.com. Historical re-enactment of President Madison, refugees & cavalry arriving after invasion & burning of Washington in August 1814 2 Days of FREE Events 9:30 Club: 815 V St. Nw; 202-2650930, 930.com. Dar Constitution Hall: 18th and C Streets NW; 202-628-4780, dar.org/ conthall. This weekend, celebrate his return! U.S. CAPITAL FOR A DAY FRANCA BARTHOLOMÄI Land,” the artist showcases her largescale paintings on found corrugated cardboard, through Oct. 5. “Gina Matchitt: Being There,” matchitt, a New Zealand native, takes photographs of tourists in Washington and then uses Maori techniques to create woven photographic objects to showcase, through Sept. 21. “Joshua Yospyn: American Sequitur,” a selection from Yosypyn’s book project on the “lighter side” of liberty, through Nov. 15. 1101 Wilson Blvd., Arlington; 703-875-1100, artisphere.com. In 1814, when Washington burned, President Madison fled to Brookeville. 40 | EXPRESS | 08.28.2014 | THURSDAY B FEATURED LISTING B “Golden Voice of Africa” Salif Keita Keita returns to DC for the first time in 5 years for a unique one night only exclusive acoustic performance with full band, to benefit his foundation’s work to save African people with albinism. More info www.salifkeita.us September 21, 2014 7:00 PM Acoustic Concert Lisner Auditorium 720 21st NW Washington DC Box Office: 202-994-6800 $45 + Reserved Seating- VIP $65+ meet and greet Salif Keita THEATRE Shear Madness The Kennedy Center Theater Lab Zemfira Stage Spamalot Yentl By Leah Napolin & Isaac Bashevis Singer Regular Schedule: Tuesday–Friday at 8 Saturday at 6 & 9 Sunday at 3 & 7 Closing – last 2 shows! Thurs 8/28, Fri 8/29@7:30 PWYC previews: 8/28 at 7:30 & 9/1 at 7:30. $30 previews: 8/30 at 8:00 & 8/31 at 7:30. It's an ordinary day at the Shear Madness salon, when the lady upstairs gets knocked off. WHOdunit? Catch the killer at this comedy, where "shrieks of laughter night after night" (Washington Post), shake the walls of the Kennedy Center. The Kennedy Center Theater Lab Student Rush Tickets Available Tickets: 202-467-4600 Groups: 202-416-8400 www.shearmadness.com Monty Python’s fabulously funny musical about King Arthur’s search for the holy grail. (Always look on the bright side of life) Yentl disguises herself as a man in order to pursue her dreams. A modern take on a classic story with a new indy-rock score from Jill Sobule James Lee Community Ctr 2855 Annandale Road Falls Church, VA 22042 (703) 615-6626 Theater J 1529 16th St. NW 800-494-8497 or www.theaterj.org Tickets Avail. at Box Office Great Group Rates Available $12-18 ZemfiraStage @gmail.com Pay what you can & $30 Discounts for seniors, military, 35 & under Free, no tickets required Smithsonian or Federal Triangle Free, no tickets Outdoor concerts are subject to weather cancellation. Call 202-7675658 for info. Free; no tickets required Brunch menu available at Pavilion Café $36 Discounts available for groups of 10+. 202-312-1427 PERFORMANCES Marine Dixieland Band Summer Concert Series Music selected from the following composers; subject to change: “King” Oliver, Ben Bernie, Maceo Pinkard, Ken Casey, John Legend, Juan Tizol, Duke Ellington, Kurt Weill, Clarence Williams, Porter Steele, “Larry” Shields, Jack Palmer, and Spencer Williams Thursday at 8 p.m. Friday, Aug. 29, 2014 8 p.m. Join The U.S. Air Force Band and Singing Sergeants as they celebrate the end of the Summer Concert Series with a performance of “Finales and Showstoppers.” Sylvan Theater, on the grounds of the Washington Monument in Washington, DC Call 202-433-4011 after 6 p.m. for weather related cancellations. The Air Force Memorial 1 Air Force Memorial Drive Arlington, VA 22204 For more concert info, see ‘Events Calendar’ at: www.usafband.af.mil MUSIC - CONCERTS Sundays in September September 7, 14, 21, and 28 Noon and 1:00 p.m. The U.S. Air Force Strings plays 19th-century French and American music (Sep. 7); Ricardo Marlow and Ensemble perform Flamenco music and dance (Sep. 14); Seldom Scene plays bluegrass (Sep. 21); and the NGA Wind Ensemble plays music by Andrew Wyeth’s favorite composers (Sep. 28). Fridays & Saturdays at 7:30pm A musical, political satire. We put the MOCK in Democracy! www.capsteps.com Info: 202.312.1555 National Gallery of Art Sculpture Garden Sunday Concerts National Gallery of Art Sculpture Garden On the National Mall at 7th Street and Constitution Avenue NW Phone: 202-737-4215 TDD: 202-842-6176 www.nga.gov COMEDY How To Succeed in Congress Without Really Lying Ronald Reagan Building 1300 Pennsylvania Ave, NW Tix available at 202.397.SEAT ticketmaster.com The Guide to the Lively Arts appears: • Sunday in Arts & Style. deadline: Tues., 12 noon • Monday in Style. deadline: Friday, 12 noon • Tuesday in Style. deadline: Mon., 12 noon • Wednesday in Style. deadline: Tues., 12 noon • Thursday in Style. deadline: Wed., 12 noon • Thursday in Express. deadline: Wed., 12 noon • Friday in Weekend. deadline: Tues., 12 noon • Saturday in Style. deadline: Friday, 12 noon For information about advertising, call: Raymond Boyer or Rachel Williams 202-334-7006 | FAX 202-496-3814 | email@example.com Advertise in The Guide to the Lively Arts!! 202--334-77006 | guideetoarts@w washpost.com THURSDAY | 08.28.2014 | EXPRESS | 41 goingoutguide.com spacecraft, from the Wright Brothers’ plane to Charles Lindbergh’s Spirit of St. Louis to the Apollo 11 command module Columbia. The museum also has a planetarium and Imax theater, which for a fee shows educational films on flight and outer space, indefinitely. Sixth Street and Independence Avenue SW; 202-6331000, nasm.si.edu. CONTINUED FROM PAGE 39 “Platforms,” sculptures by Evan Reed blend architecture influenced by literature, through Sat. 9 Hillyer Court NW; 202-338-0680, hillyerartspace.org. Doubt,” the entire museum space — walls, floor, escalator sides — is wrapped in text on vinyl by the artist, immersing visitors in halls of voices that address conflicting perceptions of democracy, power and belief, indefinitely. “Black Box: Oliver Laric,” a video installation by the artist explores the concept of authenticity by examining the history of bootleg, remixes and hybrid, through Oct. 5. “Salvatore Scarpitta: Traveler,” an exhibition representing Scarpitta’s career features paintings by the artist that incorporate bandages and automobile parts and his full-scale race car sculptures, through Jan. 11. “Speculative Forms,” drawn from the museum’s permanent collection, this sculpture exhibition examines trends in modernist sculpture since the early 20th century, through Sept. 30, 2015. Seventh Street and Independence Avenue SW; 202-6331000, hirshhorn.si.edu. LAST CHANCE KRISTIN HERZOG Hirshhorn Museum and Sculpture Garden: “Barbara Kruger: Belief + BlackRock Center for the Arts: “It’s Abstract!,” twelve artists including Fran Abrams, Laurie Breen, Sabine Carlson, Laurence Chandler, Felisa Federman, Gordana Gerskovic, Kristin Herzog (whose “Source V” is above), Ronald Komara, Hester Ohbi, Lynette Reed, Lynn Rybicki and Bridget Z. Sullivan display their abstract works, through Sept. 5. “Still Life Paintings,” still life paintings by artist Rulei Bu are exhibited, through Sept. 5. 12901 Town Commons Dr., Germantown; 301-528-2260, blackrockcenter.org. Honfleur Gallery: “Seventh Annual East of the River Exhibit,” a juried exhibition open to artists who live, work or have roots in wards 7 and 8, through Fri. “The Invisible Wall: Photographs From East of the River,” photographs by Susana Raab, a photographer at the Smithsonian Anacostia Community Museum, through Fri. 1241 Good Hope Road SE; 202-3658392, honfleurgallery.com. mountvernon.org. Mount Vernon: “Gardens and “Hawaii by Air,” an exhibition examining how flying to Hawaii has changed through the years, through July 25. Ongoing exhibits: explore the evolution of flight through displays, hands-on exhibitions and historic aircraft and Groves,” more than 40 objects including rarely seen items from Mount Vernon’s collection, books and letters, 3200 Mount Vernon Memorial Highway, Alexandria; 703-780-2000, National Air and Space Museum: National Building Museum: “Cool and Collected: Recent Acquisitions,” new pieces in the museum’s collection include a salesman’s kit from the Underground Home company, pieces of terra cotta from buildings in Chicago and New York, and more, through May 25. “Designing for Disaster,” an exhibition featuring objects, graphics and multimedia examines how society determines and responds to natural hazards, through Aug. 2. “House and Home,” an ongoing exhibition that explores what it means to live at home, “The BIG Maze,” inspired by ancient labyrinths, garden and hedge mazes from 17th- and 18-century Europe and modern American corn mazes, this large-scale maze made of birch plywood features several twists and turns for visitors, through Mon. Ongoing exhibits: learn about the history of buildings and their environmental impact, indefinitely. “Canstruction,” a design/build competition featuring structures made from canned goods by local architecture and construction teams benefits the Capital Area Food Bank, through Sept. 6, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 401 F St. NW; 202-2722448, nbm.org. National Gallery of Art, East Building: “In the Library: Documenting Loss and Preservation of Art and Architecture during the Second World War,” images from the Department of Image Collections at the National Gallery of Art Library reflect the dangers and loss of cultural patrimony during wars, through Sept. 26. Fourth Street and Constitution Avenue NW; 202-737-4215, nga.gov. National Gallery of Art, West Building: “Andrew Wyeth: Looking Out, Looking In,” works by the artist including watercolors, drawings and tempera paintings are featured, through Nov. 30. “Civic Pride: Dutch Group Portraits From Amsterdam,” rare depictions by Govert Flinck and Bartholomeus van der Helst of meetings inside the Kloveniersdoelen, the gathering place of one of Amsterdam’s three militia companies, “Degas/Cassatt,” an exhibition featuring about 70 pieces in a variety of media reveals the artistic connection between Edgar Degas and Mary Cassatt, through Oct. 5. “Masterpieces of American Furniture From the Kaufman Collection, 1700-1830,” one of the largest collections of Early American furniture in private hands, acquired over the course of five decades by George M. and Linda H. Kaufman, is on display, indefinitely. “The Monuments Men and the National Gallery of Art: Behind the History,” a display of photographs from the World War II era, documents and memorabilia, through Mon. Sixth Street and Constitution Avenue NW; 202-737-4215, nga.gov. CONTINUED ON PAGE 42 AN APP FOR iPHONE® BY Because exploring D.C. should be fun. (And asking strangers isn’t.) Insider advice on what to see, where to go and what’s family friendly Highlights of exhibits and events, handpicked by our editors Street maps with step-by-step walking and Metro directions iPhone is a registered trademark of Apple Inc., registered in the U.S. and other countries. App Store is a service mark of Apple Inc. XX0628 5x4 42 | EXPRESS | 08.28.2014 | THURSDAY goingoutguide.com 3701 Mount Vernon Ave. Alexandria, VA • 703-549-7500 CHRIS HILLMAN & HERB PEDERSEN and CARLENE CARTER 30 BILL KIRCHEN & TOO MUCH FUN AND JASON D. WILLIAMS Sept EUGE GROOVE 5 6 THE SELDOM SCENE & JONATHAN EDWARDS Seth 7 ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL Walker 9&10 CHRIS ISAAK Natalia 12 MELISSA FERRICK Zukerman 13 THE MANHATTANS Aug 28 feat. Gerald 14 Alston & Blue Lovett An Evening with THE PAUL THORN BAND JUSTIN TOWNES EARLE AMERICAN AQUARIUM & the 18 Gary Puckett Union Gap 19 The Wailin’ Jennys 16& 17 BELLYDANCE EVOLUTION PRESENTS 21 Alice in Wonderland TOWER OF POWER 25 38 SPECIAL 26 CONTINUED FROM PAGE 41 National Museum of American History: “American Stories,” a crosssection of the museum’s collection of artifacts shows how stories and history have shaped our national identity. For a limited time, visitors can view John Coltrane’s “A Love Supreme” manuscript and the Miss Piggy puppet on display in the exhibit through June 17, indefinitely. “Changing America: The Emancipation Proclamation, 1863, and the March on Washington, 1963,” a collection of photos and artifacts commemorating two major events in American history, through Sept. 7. “Continuity and Change: Fifty Years of Museum History,” modern digital photographic prints reveal the museum’s change of focus from history and technology to American history, through Sept. 7. “Food: Transforming the American Table, 1950 to 2000,” from food production to who does the cooking to where meals are consumed to what we know about what’s good for us, this exhibit explores how new technologies and social and cultural shifts have influenced major changes in food, wine and eating in America, indefinitely. “The Early Sixties: American Culture,” a display celebrating American culture in the 1960s, indefinitely. “The Quest for a Modern Museum: Celebrating the 50th Anniversary of the National Museum of American History,” for the 50th anniversary of the museum, an exhibition documenting its past, present and future, with a focus on the museum circa 1964, through Sept. 7. John Coltrane’s tenor saxophone, in celebration of the 50th anniversary of the recording of “A Love Supreme,” the jazz legend’s saxophone is on view, indefinitely. Michelle Obama’s second inaugural gown loan, the first lady’s second inaugural gown temporarily replaces her first in the First Ladies Room, through Jan. 19. Renee Fleming’s Super Bowl gown, the opera singer’s gown from the 2014 Super Bowl will be on view, indefinitely. 14th Street and Constitution Avenue NW; 202-633-1000, americanhistory.si.edu. LAST CHANCE National Museum of Natural History: “Augmented Reality Dinosaurs,” an exhibition allowing guests to interact with virtual dinosaurs, including Tyrannosaurus rex, through Mon. “Beyond Bollywood: Indian Americans Shape the Nation,” through images, music, visual art and first-person narratives, this exhibition explores the influence and experience of Indian-Americans in America, through Aug. 16. “Dom Pedro,” the 14-inch obelisk is a 10,363-carat aquamarine, indefinitely. “Living on an Ocean Planet,” a new permanent exhibit that explores the ocean space and its relationship to human life, indefinitely. “Once There Were Billions: Vanished Birds of North America,” examining the story of the last passenger pigeon, this exhibition features illustrations from the Biodiversity Heritage Library, through Oct. 31, 2015. “Portraits of Planet Ocean: The Photography of Brian Skerry,” an underwater journey through marine environments by the award-winning MAYSA 27 & Her Funk Soul Orchestra 28 Clinch Ralph Stanley & The Mt. Boys LORI McKENNA & CARRIE RODRIGUEZ HANGTOWN DANCEHALL Oct 2 feat. 4 5 7 ERIC BRACE & KARL STRAUB & many more! KEIKO MATSUI In the ! JARABE DE PALO ‘The Way MACY GRAY Tour 2014’ TAKE ME HOME O SIM N V I N TA G E furniture 1911 9th St. NW, DC s i m o n V i n ta g e . c o m Aug. 23rd Sept 1st Select Items Up to 50% off 3 Back to School Sale: Dressers, Desks & more thru Janiva Magness plus Bobby Radcliff SA 30 Rat Pack Together Again! SEPTEMBER WE 3 Coco Montonya plus Bad Influence TH 4 Urban Funk Dance Party - Ladies Night! FR 5 The Nighthawks plus Kelly Bell Band SA 6 Nation Beat & Alma Tropicalia SU 7 Jazz & Soul: Phaze II & Friends feat. Avon Dews and Songstress Lady K. FR 12 Ana Popovic FR 19 Patricia Barber Quartet SA 20 The Eve of Jackie: & Tribute to Jackie Wilson SU 21 feat. Broadway actor Chester Gregory TH 25 Chaise Lounge OCTOBER TH 2 Celtic Tenors 20% Off Sale Two Blocks from Metro FR 29 For entire schedule go to Birchmere.com Find us on Facebook/Twitter! Tix @ Ticketmaster.com 800-745-3000 Fall Into Fun Weekend: Sept. 25-28 A gigantic country fair that features buckwheat cakes with sausage, livestock competitions, rides and Appalachian crafts . . . A celebration of arts that includes food tastings and local artisans in action . . . and an outdoor festival of wine tasting and cool jazz! Buckwheat Festival, Kingwood Sept. 25-28 Arts Walk / Arts Is Food, Downtown Morgantown Sept. 26 Wine&Jazz Festival, Morgantown Sept. 27-28 /MOREgantown 800.458.7373 | www.tourmorgantown.com THURSDAY | 08.28.2014 | EXPRESS | 43 goingoutguide.com National Museum of the American Indian: “As We Grow: Traditions, Toys and Games,” a new permanent exhibition at the museum displays more than 100 objects that show how Native-American children play. The toys, games and clothing in these cases come from all over North, Central and South America and represent more than 30 tribes, indefinitely. “Ceramica de los Ancestros: Central America’s Past Revealed,” Central American ceramics from 1000 B.C. to the present, through Feb. 1. “Indelible: The Platinum Photographs of Larry McNeil and Will Wilson,” an exhibition of work by the artists, who challenge the idea that North American Indians are a “vanishing race,” through Jan. 5. “Our Lives: Contemporary Life and Identities,” an exhibition examining how eight NativeAmerican communities live in the 21st century, through July 6. Fourth Street and Independence Avenue SW; 202-6331000, nmai.si.edu. and maps that document the Civil War and its impact on Washington, through Jan. 25. “One Life: Grant and Lee: 18641865,” an installation exploring the lives of Ulysses S. Grant and Robert E. Lee during the Civil War, through May 25. “Portraiture Now: Staging the Self,” features the work of David Antonio Cruz, Carleee Fernandez, Maria MartinezCanas, Rachelle Mozman, Karen Miranda Rivadaneira and Michael Vasquez, through April 12. “The Network,” artist Lincoln Schatz recombines interviews with famous politicians, scholars and other notables into a single-screen video, LAST CHANCE Newseum: “Anchorman: The Exhibit,” an exhibition dedicated to the fictional exploits of anchorman Ron Burgundy and the Channel 4 Evening News team features costumes, props and footage from the film, through Sun. “Civil Rights at 50,” a three-year changing exhibition follows the civil rights movement from 1963 to 1965 with images and the front pages of newspapers and magazines from the CONTINUED ON PAGE 44 • • • • FREE 15065 SO FUNNY, IT’S CRIMINAL. THE SHOPLIFTERS WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY MORRIS PANYCH BEGINS SEPTEMBER 5 National Museum of Women in the Arts: “Meret Oppenheim: Tender Friendships,” featuring more than 20 pieces and archival papers, this exhibition includes work by Oppenheim that explores the idea of friendship as a source of inspiration and support, through Sept. 14. “Total Art: Contemporary Video,” Dara Birnbaum, Kimsooja, Mariko Mori and Alex Prager are a few of the artists featured in this exhibition, which highlights video art by women from the 1970s to present, through Oct. 12. Ongoing exhibits: works by female artists, indefinitely. 1250 New York Ave. NW; 202-783-5000, nmwa.org. National Portrait Gallery: “Face Value: Portraiture in the Age of Abstraction,” this group exhibition spotlights the work of such painters as Chuck Close, whose mid-20th-century portraits bucked the trend of abstraction. More than 50 paintings, drawings, prints and sculptures from around 1945 to 1975 by artists Alice Neel, Elaine de Kooning, Robert Rauschenberg, Beauford Delaney, Romare Bearden, Andy Warhol, Fairfield Porter, Alex Katz and Jamie Wyeth, through Jan. 11. “Mathew Brady’s Photographs of Union Generals,” studio portraits by one of the most famous photographers of the Civil War, through May 31. “Mr. Lincoln’s Washington: A Civil War Portfolio,” the exhibition features large-format reproductions of photographs, drawings indefinitely. Eighth and F streets NW; 202-633-1000, npg.si.edu. Photos of Jayne Houdyshell, Delaney Williams, Adi Stein and Jenna Sokalowski by C. Stanley Photography. photojournalist, “The Rex Room,” in a conservation room, visitors can observe, through one of two doorways, as scientists prepare the Tyrannosaurus rex skeleton that will go on display in 2019, through Oct. 20. 10th Street and Constitution Avenue NW; 202-633-1000, mnh.si.edu. TICKETS START AT $45 ORDER TODAY! 202-488-3300 WWW.ARENASTAGE.ORG Prince George’s Community College is a proud sponsor of the Prince George’s County Fair www.countyfair.org September 4–7, 2014 $1.00 off Children’s Admission Price — CO U P O N — Limit one coupon per person 44 | EXPRESS | 08.28.2014 | THURSDAY goingoutguide.com CONTINUED FROM PAGE 43 time, “G-Men and Journalists,” an exhibition exploring the FBI’s effort to combat crime features photographs, newspapers and interactive displays, through Jan. 4. “One Nation With News for All,” a historical exhibition exploring how immigrants and minority groups used the press to fight for their rights in America. Freedom’s Journal, the first black newspaper, and the Cherokee Phoenix, the first Native-American newspaper, will be displayed, through Jan. 4. “Pictures of the Year,” images of people, events and issues that shaped the world in 2013 will be on display. The best news images from Pictures of the Year International are featured, through Mon. 555 Pennsylvania Ave. NW; 888639-7386, newseum.org. Phillips Collection: “Laib Wax Room,” German artist Wolfgang Laib originally created this fragrant, illuminated beeswax chamber for the Phillips family home. It will be the museum’s first permanent installation since the Rothko Room in 1960, indefinitely. “Made in the USA: American Masters From the Phillips Collection, 1850-1970,” after a four-year world tour, the museum’s collection of American masterworks returns. The exhibition, which features more than 200 pieces and more than 120 artists, examines American art from the late 19th century to the mid-20th century, through Sun. “The Journals of Duncan Phillips,” a display of selections from the museum founder’s journals, which span 30 years, through Feb. 27. 1600 21st St. NW; 202-387-2151, phillipscollection.org. 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Digital Presentation: 1:15-3:30-5:50-8:10-10:25 The Purge: Anarchy (R) CC/DVS; Digital Presentation: 1:55-7:15 Lucy (R) CC/DVS; Digital Presentation: 12:25-2:45-5:05-7:25-9:40 Step Up All In (PG-13) CC/DVS; Digital Presentation: (!) 2:40 Let's Be Cops (R) CC/DVS; Digital Presentation: 11:00-12:05-1:30-2:30-4:00-5:00-6:30-9:00 As Above, So Below (R) CC/DVS; Digital Presentation: (!) 8:00-10:25 The November Man (R) Digital Presentation: (!) 11:35-2:10-4:55-7:35-10:15 Guardians of the Galaxy: An IMAX 3D Experience (PG-13) IMAX;RealD 3D: 11:00-1:454:30-7:30-10:30 Cantinﬂas (PG) AMC INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation: (!) 8:00-10:30 The Giver (PG-13) Digital Presentation: (!) 11:20-12:45-2:00-3:10-4:35-5:35-7:00-9:25 If I Stay (PG-13) Digital Presentation: (!) 11:30-2:05-4:45-7:30-10:05 Angelika Film Center Mosaic 2911 District Ave Frank Miller's Sin City: A Dame to Kill For (R) CC: (!) 2:45-9:45 Frank Miller's Sin City: A Dame to Kill For 3D (R) CC: (!) 10:05-12:25-5:05-7:25 Guardians of the Galaxy (PG-13) CC: 10:55-7:40-10:30 Guardians of the Galaxy 3D (PG-13) CC: 2:00-4:45 What If (PG-13) CC: (!) 10:15 A Most Wanted Man (R) CC: 11:45-2:15-4:45-7:55-10:20 The Hundred-Foot Journey (PG) CC: 10:50-1:40-4:20-7:00-9:40 The Giver (PG-13) CC: (!) 10:45-1:00-3:15-5:30-10:30 If I Stay (PG-13) CC: (!) 10:00-12:25-2:50-5:15-7:50-10:10 Magic in the Moonlight (PG-13) CC: 10:40-1:00-3:20-5:40-8:10-10:25 The Admiral: Roaring Currents (NR) English Subtitles: (!) 11:15-2:00-4:45-7:30 Arlington Cinema 'N' Drafthouse 2903 Columbia Pike http://www.arlingtondrafthouse.com/ Edge of Tomorrow (PG-13) 7:30 A Million Ways to Die in the West (R) 9:50 Regal Ballston Common 12 671 N. Glebe Road www.regalcinemas.com Frank Miller's Sin City: A Dame to Kill For (R) CC/DVS: 12:30-3:05-5:40-9:00 Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (PG-13) CC/DVS: 4:00-9:40 Guardians of the Galaxy (PG-13) CC/DVS: 12:10-6:10 Frank Miller's Sin City: A Dame to Kill For 3D (R) CC/DVS: (!) 11:45-2:20-4:55-7:30-10:05 Guardians of the Galaxy 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS: (!) 3:10-9:10 A Most Wanted Man (R) CC/DVS: 1:10-4:05-7:10-10:10 When the Game Stands Tall (PG) CC/DVS: 2:00-4:50-7:50-10:40 The Expendables 3 (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:20-4:20-7:20-9:30-10:20 If I Stay (PG-13) CC/DVS: 2:10-5:00-7:40-10:30 Let's Be Cops (R) CC/DVS: 1:00-1:55-3:50-4:40-6:40-9:20 Magic in the Moonlight (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:25-7:00 Boyhood (R) 1:40-5:15-8:50 As Above, So Below (R) 8:00-10:15 Regal Kingstowne 16 & RPX 5910 Kingstowne Towne Center Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:20-3:50-6:40-9:10 Frank Miller's Sin City: A Dame to Kill For (R) CC/DVS Ser;RPX: (!) 4:45 Frank Miller's Sin City: A Dame to Kill For 3D (R) CC/DVS Ser;RPX: (!) 11:45-2:20 Guardians of the Galaxy (PG-13) CC/DVS: 11:10-12:20-1:35-4:05-6:55-7:55-10:10 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS: (!) 11:20-1:50-4:20-7:10-9:40 Guardians of the Galaxy 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS: (!) 4:35-10:40 When the Game Stands Tall (PG) CC/DVS: 11:00-1:45-4:30-7:20-10:15 The Expendables 3 (PG-13) CC/DVS: 12:45-3:00-4:15-6:20-7:35-9:30-10:30 The Hundred-Foot Journey (PG) CC/DVS: 11:30-3:15-6:10-9:00 Into the Storm (PG-13) CC/DVS: 5:05 The Giver (PG-13) CC/DVS: 12:10-2:50-5:30-8:10-10:45 Lucy (R) CC/DVS: 11:15-2:35 Step Up All In (PG-13) CC/DVS: 11:40AM If I Stay (PG-13) CC/DVS: 11:50-1:00-2:25-3:40-5:00-6:30-7:45-9:20-10:25 Let's Be Cops (R) CC/DVS: 12:00-2:40-5:15-8:05-10:50 Frank Miller's Sin City: A Dame to Kill For (R) CC/DVS: 12:30-5:40 As Above, So Below (R) CC/DVS Ser;RPX: 8:00-10:30 Frank Miller's Sin City: A Dame to Kill For 3D (R) CC/DVS: (!) 3:05-8:15-10:50 The November Man (R) CC: 1:10-4:00-7:05-9:45 As Above, So Below (R) 9:45 Regal Potomac Yard 16 3575 Jefferson Davis Highway www.regalcinemas.com Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (PG-13) CC/DVS: 11:05-1:40-4:20-7:00-9:40 Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (PG-13) CC/DVS: 12:00-3:00-6:35-9:45 Guardians of the Galaxy (PG-13) CC/DVS: 11:00-12:25-2:05-3:30-4:50-6:15-7:40-9:20-10:30 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS: (!) 1:30-7:25 Guardians of the Galaxy 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS: (!) 4:00-9:55 Earth to Echo (PG) CC: 11:25-2:05-4:55 When the Game Stands Tall (PG) CC/DVS: 11:05-1:15-4:05-7:05-10:00 The Expendables 3 (PG-13) CC/DVS: 11:15-1:25-2:10-4:10-5:00-7:50-10:30 The Hundred-Foot Journey (PG) CC/DVS: 11:00-1:50-4:40-7:30-10:20 Get On Up (PG-13) CC/DVS: 12:15-3:20-6:25-9:30 The Giver (PG-13) CC/DVS: 11:30-1:55-4:30-7:15-9:50 Lucy (R) CC/DVS: 12:40-3:10-5:30 Step Up All In (PG-13) CC/DVS: 11:00AM If I Stay (PG-13) CC/DVS: 11:10-2:00-4:35-7:20-10:10 Let's Be Cops (R) CC/DVS: 11:00-1:20-3:55-6:50-7:35-9:30-10:25 The November Man (R) CC: 11:35-2:20-5:05-7:55-10:40 As Above, So Below (R) 8:00-10:30 The 30th Anniversary: Ghostbusters (PG) 7:00-9:45 THURSDAY | 08.28.2014 | EXPRESS | 45 goingoutguide.com callowayart.com. The Old Print Gallery: “Form Light Line: Architecture in Print,” 19 printmakers, including John Taylor Arms and Martin Lewis, exhibition their works spanning more than 90 years of creative expression, through Sept. 13. 1220 31st St. NW; 202-965-1818, oldprintgallery .com. Torpedo Factory Art Center/The Art League Gallery: “’Scapes,” an annual juried landscape show, open to interpretations of not just landscapes but also cityscapes, seascapes and skyscapes, real or imagined, through Sept. 8. “Structures,” a showcase of work by Art League sculptors and 3-D artists, through Sept. 8. The Art League Gallery, Studio 21, 105 N. Union St., Alexandria; 703-683-1780, theartleague.org. LAST CHANCE Touchstone: “Members’ Summer Sampler,” exhibited in the back room of the gallery, works across all media by 45 gallery members are displayed, through Thu. “MiniSolos@ Touchstone,” works by 38 guest artists, including Joshua Akery, Steve Alderton, Lisa Allen, Leni Berliner, Ray Bogle, Dana Brotman and others, through Thu. 901 New York Ave. NW; 202-347-2787, touchstonegallery.com. U.S. Botanic Garden: “Amber Waves of Grain,” an exhibition about wheat, the work of biologist Norman Borlaug and ongoing research into curing wheat disease, through Oct. 13. 100 Maryland Ave. SW; 202-225-8333, usbg.gov. Woodrow Wilson House: “Images of the Great War,” paintings, drawings and watercolors from the Anne S.K. Brown Military Collection at the Brown University Library depict the first two years of World War I, through Nov. 30. 2340 S St. NW; 202-387-4062, woodrowwilsonhouse.org. Stage LAST CHANCE “As You Like It”: Shakespeare’s romance is staged by the National Players, through Sun., $13.50. Olney Theatre Center, 2001 Olney-Sandy Spring Road, Olney; 301-924-3400, olneytheatre.org. “Dirty Dancing — The Classic Story on Stage”: Over the course of a summer, dancing brings together two lovers from different worlds, through Sept. 14. National Theatre, 1321 Pennsylvania Ave. NW; 202-628-6161, thenationaldc.com. “Gidion’s Knot”: A parent and teacher conference about a boy’s death is the subject of NextStop Theatre Company’s play, through Sept. 14, $28. Industrial Strength Theatre, 269 Sunset Park Drive, Herndon; 703-481-5930. “Investigation: Detective McDevitt”: The theatrical walking tour follows the detective as he reviews the facts of Lincoln’s assassination, through Nov. 1, $15. Ford’s Theatre, 511 10th St. NW; 202-347-4833, fordstheatre.org. “Molly”: Playwright John Millington Synge’s lover, Molly Allgood, is the subject of Scena’s world premiere, through Sept. 21, $35, $20 students and seniors. Atlas Performing Arts Center, 1333 H St. NE; 202-399-7993, atlasarts.org. “Pinkalicious”: What’s better than wearing pink dresses and eating pink cupcakes? Turning your skin pink! In this play based on a book of the same name by sisters Victoria and Elizabeth Kann, that’s what happens when a girl eats too many pink cupcakes. A trip to the doctor confirms “pinkititis,” and the only cure is lots of healthful healthy greens. Will she adopt the LAST CHANCE new diet, through Sun., $19. Glen Echo Park, Adventure Theatre MTC, 7300 MacArthur Blvd., Glen Echo; 301-6342270, adventuretheatre-mtc.org. GW LISNER PRESENTS LAST CHANCE “Pol Pot & Associates, LLP”: through Sun., $15-$18, $12-$15 students and seniors. Catholic University, Callan Theatre, 3801 Harewood Road NE; 202-319-4000. “She Kills Monsters”: In this comedy staged by Rorschach Theatre, a woman relives the adventures of her dead teenage sister by reading through her Dungeons & Dragons notebook, through Sept. 14, $30, $20 students and seniors. Atlas Performing Arts Center, 1333 H St. NE; 202-399-7993, atlasarts.org. LAST CHANCE “ Shear Madness”: The audience plays armchair detective in the comedy, through Fri., $50. Kennedy Center, Theater Lab, 2700 F St. NW; 800-444-1324, kennedy-center.org. N’DOUR SEPTEMBER 14 7:00PM SALIF KEITA ART SPIEGELMAN’S WORDLESS! SEPTEMBER 21 OCTOBER 21 BOBAN & MARKO MARKOVIĆ ORCHESTRA “Shining City”: In Scena’s staging of Conor McPherson’s play, a therapist’s first patient might be haunted by his wife’s ghost, through Sept. 21, $10-$40. Atlas Performing Arts Center, 1333 H St. NE; 202-399-7993, atlasarts.org. BÉLA FLECK & ABIGAIL WASHBURN AND DEL MCCOURY & DAVID GRISMAN OCTOBER 3 “Sunday in the Park with George”: Georges Seurat’s painting “A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte” provided the inspiration for Stephen Sondheim play, through Sept. 21, $29-$98. Signature Theatre, 4200 Campbell Ave., Arlington; 703-820-9771, signature-theatre.org. “The Understudy”: An understudy struggles with backstage drama, through Sept. 28, $34-$60. Everyman Theatre, 315 W. Fayette St., Baltimore; 410-7522208, everymantheatre.org. “The Winter’s Tale”: through Sun. Sidney Harman Hall, 610 F St. NW; 202-547-1122, shakespearetheatre.org. YOUSSOU ALICE RUSSELL & YUNA OCTOBER 31 OCTOBER 17 TICKETS ON SALE NOW Visit lisner.gwu.edu or call 202.994.6800 for more information or to purchase tickets. /GWLISNER @GWLISNER LAST CHANCE LISN_1415_2 XX0164 2x.5 This is Every Tuesday in Express s EASY ADVENTURES CLOSE TO DC! k c a Fun P ll Ages WHITEWATER & A KAYAK TOURS RAFT For & RENTALS Near Historic Harpers Ferry & ZIP RiverTrail.com • 301-834-9950 Save 10% with Code: GXS 46 | EXPRESS | 08.28.2014 | THURSDAY entertainment Nice (and boring) guys really do win After the disaster that was the most recent season of “The Bachelor” starring Juan Pablo Galavis — the soccer player who became known as generally the worst — ABC knew it had to tread carefully for its follow-up choice. That’s why the next “Bachelor,” is a real official Nice Guy: Chris Soules, right, the sweet, sensitive farmer from tiny Arlington, Iowa. Oh, and he also runs his own multimillion-dollar business. The news was announced on “Good Morning America” on Wednesday. Chris, 32, was the second runner-up to Andi Dorfman on the most recent season of the “Bachelorette.” One thing is for sure: Get ready to hear the words “small town” countless times. And lots of farmer puns. Season 19 of “The Bachelor” is expected to premiere in January. (THE WASHINGTON POST) New York Times writer Dave Itzkoff will write a biography of Robin Williams for Henry Holt and Co. FILM COMEDY ‘Da Vinci Code’ sequel to begin shooting in April Fallon, others will honor Leno at Kennedy Center The fourth book in Dan Brown’s Robert Langdon series will become a film, according to Entertainment Weekly. Sony confirmed to the site that filming on “Inferno” will begin in April 2015. Tom Hanks will reprise his role as Robert Langdon, who fights his amnesia as well as a plague that could destroy the world. “Inferno” will follow 2009’s “Angels and Demons.” The third book in the series, “The Lost Symbol,” will not get a film adaptation, Entertainment Weekly reported. Ron Howard, who directed “Angels,” will return for “Inferno.” (EXPRESS) Jimmy Fallon will lead top comedians in saluting his “Tonight Show” predecessor Jay Leno with the nation’s top humor prize in October at D.C.’s Kennedy Center. The performing arts center announced Wednesday that Fallon will join Chelsea Handler, Jerry Seinfeld, Wanda Sykes, Betty White and others in honoring Leno with the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. Leno will receive the prize during a show on Oct. 19 that will be broadcast Nov. 23 on PBS stations. The prize recognizes people who have had an impact on American society through their humor. (AP) Fox orders a pilot of thriller series “The Cure” written by Malcolm Gladwell THURSDAY | 08.28.2014 | EXPRESS | 47 entertainment Monday Sept. 1 TELEVISION Will Arnett and Aaron Paul voice cartoons in “BoJack Horseman.” NETFLIX RUDI GREENBERG | INSIDE JOKES Neigh: ‘BoJack Horseman’ stalls right out of the gate Netflix’s new animated comedy “BoJack Horseman” seems like it was made in a lab for someone just like me. The adult-oriented cartoon stars “Arrested Development’s” Will Arnett as the titular character, a talking horse who’s a washed-up sitcom star, and “Breaking Bad’s” Aaron Paul as his slacker human roommate. Added to the mix is Alison Brie as a human writer, comedian Paul F. Tompkins as BoJack’s dog-actor rival, Amy Sedaris as a cat named Princess Carolyn and Patton Oswalt as a penguin (who works for Penguin Books). So, on Tuesday, after several days spent watching the Every “Simpsons” Ever marathon on FXX, I checked out “BoJack.” After one episode, I was ready to go back to Springfield. The premise is clever: 12-6pm BET suspends producer after Blue Ivy joke BoJack starred in the sitcom “Horsin’ Around,” in which he raised three children, and is now struggling to write his memoir. But the jokes are lazy and too focused on mocking Hollywood (like when BoJack complains about finding parking in an L.A. neighborhood.) Worse, Arnett and Paul are voicing character types they’ve played before. BoJack is an absent-minded narcissist of the Gob Bluth variety and Paul’s Todd, who has history with a Mexican drug cartel, might as well be Jesse Pinkman after he left New Mexico. Shouldn’t a cartoon be the one place we don’t have to worry about typecasting? Netflix has already renewed “BoJack” for a second season; maybe it gets funnier. For now, I’ll keep re-watching “The Simpsons.” For more comedy, follow Rudi on Twitter: @rudigreenberg. $500 BET has suspended a producer after a joke about Blue Ivy Carter that aired Monday on “106 & Park.” During a segment about the 2-year-old regarding Sunday’s MTV Video Music Awards, guest host Karrueche Tran said, “I really did wake up like this, because my parents never comb my hair.” BET’s president of music programming and specials apologized on Twitter. (AP) TELEVISION ‘Sons of Guns’ canceled after rape allegations Discovery has canceled the reality show “Sons of Guns” after its star, William Hayden, was arrested in Baton Rouge, La., on Tuesday on charges of aggravated rape of a child, TMZ reported. The child in question is Hayden’s 12-year-old daughter. The show profiled his firearms business, which has also severed ties with him. 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In Manhattan court papers, Take-Two Interactive Software Inc. called the case frivolous. They want it dismissed and want Lohan to pay their legal fees. Lohan claimed in July that the game uses her image and voice for one of its characters. (AP) Justin Bieber was rear-ended by a photographer in West Hollywood, Calif., on Tuesday. TMZ reported that Bieber “slammed” on his brakes, causing the photographer’s Prius to hit the fender of Bieber’s red Ferrari. No injuries were reported. 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