A PUBLICATION OF | READEXPRESS.COM | @WAPOEXPRESS Thursday 08.07.14 No minor threat Williams says sending slumping Harper down isn’t the solution 14 Pot on the ballot Legalization advocates applaud D.C.’s decision to let voters weigh in 4 Don’t be blue What to watch for in the Redskins’ preseason opener as Jay Gruden’s new offense takes center stage 13 WASHINGTON POST AND THINKSTOCK/EXPRESS ILLUSTRATION You’re on, coach We’ve got the cure for bummersummeritis as the season slips away 25 ADVERTISEMENT Don’theMiss the Excitement! T B am 85 | 65 pm 2 | EXPRESS | 08.07.2014 | THURSDAY JENS MEYER (AP) eyeopeners JOB PERKS Austrian police forces report rise in volunteers for traffic duty Even in non-prudish Austria, nudity in public has its price. A woman faces a fine of up to $1,340 for taking a ride in only a pair of white tennis shoes. Police spokesman Johann Baumschlager says the young woman was stopped by police Tuesday after cycling past officers at a radar trap on a highway. Baumschlager said Wednesday the woman was identified and told to go home and get dressed. (AP) LITERALLY Fortunately for everyone, it was the last leg of the flight A July 30 flight from Tunisia to Edinburgh, Scotland, was diverted to London after a drunk woman ripped off her prosthetic leg and attacked the cabin crew with it, according to the Edinburgh Evening News. The newspaper reported that the 48-year-old woman also demanded “cigarettes and a parachute,” a fellow passenger said. (EXPRESS) PUNS Cat-alytic converter really made the engine purr ... and chase mice A man in England who heard funny noises while driving was surprised to find a kitten under the hood, according to the Macclesfield Express. The paper reported that Steven Goldstraw said he drove more than 2 miles before stopping because he heard cries from the engine. The kitten was dubbed “Lucky,” for obvious reasons. (EXPRESS) DUMBO CAN FLY, THIS GUY CAN DO THIS: An elephant takes a dive at his indoor pool Tuesday at the Leipzig zoo in Leipzig, Germany. The big-boned animal can be seen by zoo-goers when it’s in the pool through a glass window. August Re ws. Local ne y tl h g Sli askew. page three TRANSIT THURSDAY | 08.07.2014 | EXPRESS | 3 If you can’t spell ‘Lyft’ or ‘Uber,’ you’ll love Curb PETS The Internet has Grumpy Cat; D.C. has Romo. The effortlessly cool bull mastiff/pit bull mix is famous for hanging out the window of a Calvert Street NW rowhouse, serenely observing the world go by. Known to fans as “The King of Adams Morgan,” Romo’s been featured in a book of must-photograph D.C. sites and at least one couple’s engagement photos. So when WTOP reported that Romo and his owners are moving to Arlington, D.C. took to Twitter to mourn. R.S. ”Wait, but I’m actually feeling really sad that a stranger’s dog is moving from DC.” — @katiepark “Area Dog Moving to Suburbs in Search of Better Puppy Schools” — @GrahamDavidA “Sick: D.C. is losing its best dog.” — @willsommer As the corruption trial of former Virginia Gov. Bob McDonnell and his wife, Maureen, stretches into its second week, the torrent of bizarre revelations and salacious details has yet to slow. Can you tell who uttered a few of the trial’s strangest quotes? R.S. THE CHARACTERS 1 2 3 4 5 William Burck Maureen McDonnell’s lead defense attorney Mary-Shea Sutherland Maureen’s former chief of staff John Brownlee One of Bob McDonnell’s lead defense attorneys Phil Cox A former political advisor to Bob McDonnell Jonnie Williams A businessman and the star witness for the prosecution STEVE HELBER (AP) ‘King of Adams Morgan’ abdicates Who Said What? Meet Curb, the app, and company, formerly known as Taxi Magic. The Alexandria tech firm changed its name Wednesday, because Curb can hail both black car and livery services in many cities (though only taxis in D.C. for now), CEO Patrick Lashinsky says. Why the four-letter name, reminiscent of competitors Uber and Lyft? “Because we stopped teaching spelling in school, and we needed something people can easily spell,” he says. The rebranding coincided with a deal Virginia reached with Curb’s competitors, allowing Uber and Lyft to operate legally in Virginia as long as they start vetting drivers more rigorously. S.D. CYNICAL SUMMARY THE QUOTES “Do you know if the governor enjoyed wearing women’s clothing?” B “Bob McDonnell eats Virginia ham. He drinks Virginia wine. And my guess is, if the man smoked, he’d smoke Virginia cigarettes.” C “I’m in Florida, and I’m gonna fly all the way to Virginia for a tool party?” A “She was the mother of five — I don’t know how lonely she could be.” E “I was horrified. I thought it was a train wreck. I thought it was improper that Maureen would try to push this product on Ann Romney.” D Today’s Page 3 was written by Sadie Dingfelder, Rachel Sadon and Holly J. Morris Answers, and context, on page 6. On Wednesday, Forbes declared D.C. America’s coolest city because: 20-somethings eat at non-chain restaurants and have many fun places to go where they are likely to meet 20-somethings of other races or ethnicities. H.J.M SCAN CODE AND SAVETOYOUR SMARTPHONE REDEEM AT FESTIVAL FOR PRIZE* GET FRESH FESTIVAL JOIN US FOR A DAY FILLED WITH ACTIVITIES Market Grill Chef Competition Line Dancing Baby Fruit & Veggie Costume Contest And much more! WIC AND SENIOR FARMERS’ MARKET NUTRITION PROGRAM’S AUGUST 7th, 2014 11am-2pm FRESHFARM Markets by the White House 810 Vermont Avenue, NW (between H St NW + I St NW) McPherson Square Metro (Orange + Blue Line) *While supplies last 4 | EXPRESS | 08.07.2014 | THURSDAY local District voters to decide on pot Board of Elections OKs ballot initiative to legalize marijuana WASHINGTON D.C. residents will vote in November on whether to legalize marijuana use after elections officials voted Wednesday to place the question on the ballot. The three-member D.C. Board of Elections voted unanimously Wednesday morning to approve the ballot initiative, certifying that activists gathered the tens of thousands of voter signatures verbatim necessary to qualify for the ballot. Several of those activists attended Wednesday’s meeting and cheered the vote, which puts D.C. further down the path of joining Colorado and Washington as the only places in the nation where marijuana possession and cultivation is legal. “In a democracy, the voice of the people should be heard,” said Malik Burnett, a doctor and leader of the D.C. Cannabis Coalition, an umbrella activist group. Tamara Robinson, a board spokeswoman, said the petition had 27,688 valid signatures. To What could be ... The ballot initiative, if enacted, would legalize the possession of up to 2 ounces of marijuana for personal use. Residents could grow up to six cannabis plants within their residences and give up to 1 ounce of marijuana to another adult. It would also legalize the sale of drug paraphernalia. Malik Burnett, leader of the D.C. Cannabis Coalition, noted it wouldn’t legalize the sale of marijuana, but he said he expected the D.C. Council to step in if voters approve the measure and pass legislation to regulate sales. (TWP) qualify for the November ballot, 22,600 signatures were required. A Washington Post poll taken this year showed high rates of support for marijuana legalization among D.C. residents. But the legalization effort could be complicated by efforts in Congress to forestall the city’s moves to liberalize its marijuana laws. A House budget bill passed last month included a provision to block not only a legalization effort but a decriminalization bill passed by the D.C. Council this year that is now in effect. MIKE DeBONIS (THE WASHINGTON POST) “A number of people who heard about the issue called and offered to pay the balance.” MARION BARRY, D.C. Council member and former mayor, announcing Wednesday he had settled a total of $2,824 in fines, late penalties and fees with the D.C. Department of Motor Vehicles. Barry paid $1,779, with the remaining $1,045 waived by a DMV hearing examiner. expressline Prince William County, Va., police seek man who rode bike to drive-thru, tried to rob bank Maryland commission rules ride-share service Uber must be regulated. Metrobus routes 32 & 36 are changing for the better. Effective August 24, 2014. Metrobus makes 400,000+ trips every day. As you can imagine, we do a lot of work to keep things running smoothly. In this case, we’ve restructured routes 32 & 36 to improve reliability and frequency along Pennsylvania and Wisconsin Avenues. Want the full details? Visit wmata.com/betterbus or call 202.637.7000. Las líneas 32 y 36 del Metrobús están cambiando para bien. A partir del 24 de agosto de 2014. El Metrobús hace más de 400,000 recorridos todos los días. Como podrá imaginarse, nos esforzamos muchísimo porque las cosas marchen sin contratiempos. En este caso, hemos reestructurado las líneas 32 y 36 para mejorar la conﬁabilidad y la frecuencia de los recorridos a lo largo de las avenidas Pennsylvania y Wisconsin. ¿Quiere conocer todos los detalles? Visite wmata.com/betterbus o llame al 202.637.7000. THURSDAY | 08.07.2014 | EXPRESS | 5 WHERE STARS THE STARS ARE UNDER WHERE THE STORES ARE THE FRESH ARTIST CONCERT SERIES ON THE PLAZA LAUNCHED BY INTELSAT AUGUST - Lindsey Stirling AJ Smith opening AUGUST AUGUST AUGUST - Be er Than Ezra - Andy Grammer - Jacquie Lee Stewart Lewis opening Concerts begin at PM. Artists subject to change. Tickets are free and available on the day of each concert, starting at 10:00 AM from the Concierge Desk. Space is limited on a ﬁrst-come, ﬁrst-serve basis. MOVIES ON THE GREEN AUGUST - Spy Kids 2 AUGUST - Jaws AUGUST - Man of Steel AUGUST - The Blind Side Movies begin at 8PM. Picnics are encouraged, but no alcohol is permi ed on The Plaza. Lawn seating available on a ﬁrst-come ﬁrst-serve basis. Lawn chairs available for use on a ﬁrst-come ﬁrst-serve basis, or bring your own chair or blanket. where HIP meets HOP COMING SOON - SHAKE SHACK For details visit TysonsCornerCenter.com On Metro’s Silver Line 6 | EXPRESS | 08.07.2014 | THURSDAY Isn’t It Time To Finish Your Degree? • Evening, online, and accelerated bachelor’s degrees in Management, IT, Interdisciplinary Studies, Social Science, or Social Work • Significant tuition discounts and scholarships available! Plus, learn how you can start working toward your master’s while finishing your bachelor’s degree! local THE DISTRICT Teen dies of injuries from dirt-bike crash A 17-year-old who was fatally injured Monday when a dirt bike he was riding hit a tree in Southeast had been fleeing from Prince George’s County, Md., police, his family and authorities said. The teen, Amir Brooks of Prince George’s, and his cousin were on a green Kawasaki dirt bike when they crashed. Amir’s mother said her son died at 12:12 a.m. Wednesday and that Amir’s cousin, who was injured, remains in the hospital. (THE WASHINGTON POST) TWO INFORMATION SESSIONS: Thursday, August 7th 5:30p.m.and6:30p.m. YU WU (THE WASHINGTON POST) R.s.v.p.: http://metro.cua.edu/RSVP/ or call 202-319-5256 Location: Pangborn Hall 323A (Brookland-CUA Metrorail stop) Location Catholic University admits students of any race, color, national or ethnic origin, sex, age, or disability. If you need accommodations for a disability, contact us at the phone number listed above. The owner’s asking price for Museum Square was $250 million. Residents unite to save their building Low-income building on edge of Chinatown gets a 1-year reprieve THE DISTRICT Saving the D.C. apartment building seemed impossible, but the tenants association president resolved to try. So Kevin Rogers and fellow board member Vera Watson set out to knock on every door in Museum Square. The problem: More than 70 percent of their neighbors were Chinese. Most were elderly and spoke little English. Rogers and Watson needed to convey the urgency of the matter. In June, the residents received notices that the building’s owners would stop accepting a government subsidy to house low-income residents. Residents would receive vouchers to use someplace else. It would disperse the building’s 291 households, which includes nearly half of the Chinese immigrant population left around Chinatown. But there was a chance to stop it. City law mandates that the residents and the District each get a chance to make a reasonable offer to buy the building. The owner’s asking price: TRANSPORTATION Uber and Lyft get OK to operate in Virginia Virginia officials said Wednesday that they have reached an agreement with Uber and Lyft that allows the ride-sharing services to continue operating in the state. The deal comes after months of escalating tension between the state and the two companies. (TWP) “If I moved to another neighborhood, I would not leave my house.” XINNONG YI, 82, a retired literature teacher who has lived in the U.S. for 16 years. “I would be too scared.” Answers, from Page 3 A William Burck, pointing out that Bob McDonnell wasn’t required to report gifts to his wife, Maureen, a private citizen B John Brownlee, saying that his client had intended only to promote a Virginia company C Jonnie Williams, saying he wasn’t interested in attending a tool party (the “guy’s equivalent” of a bridal shower) for the McDonnells’ future son-in-law. He looked into buying them a generator but settled instead on a $10,000 check D Mary-Shea Sutherland, responding to questions that implied Maureen McDonnell was a lonely, anxious woman who found friendship with Williams E Phil Cox, testifying that he witnessed Maureen trying to pitch Ann Romney on a diet supplement produced by Williams’ company $250 million. The struggle at Fourth and K streets NW illustrates how increasingly difficult it can be to preserve low-income housing, even in a city desperate for it. Rogers enlisted the help of nonprofit housing lawyers and found interpreters. There were 291 occupied units. They got signatures from 202 showing their interest in buying the building. On Monday evening, he found out the property owners sent a letter saying they would slow down the process — residents could stay for another year, with a longer period to make their case. “The bad news is one day we might still be kicked out,” Rogers said. 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For 40 weeks, it nourishes and protects the unborn, only to be cast off the moment its work is done. Well, no longer. ELLEN McCARTHY (THE WASHINGTON POST) Another faulty gene linked to breast cancer It’s long been known faulty BRCA genes greatly raise the risk for breast cancer. Now scientists say a newly identified gene — called PALB2 — can do the same. Mutations in the gene can make breast cancer up to nine times more likely to develop, making it the most dangerous in terms of breast cancer after the BRCA, an international team of researchers reports in this week’s New England Journal of Medicine. (AP) SRI RACHA, THAILAND The trend Over the past several years, there’s been a dramatic rise in women choosing to ingest their placentas after giving birth, supported by midwives who tout the practice’s healing benefits. Some women make smoothies with raw placenta, fruit and yogurt. Others brown it on the stove to make tacos or spaghetti. Most women take it in pill form. The reasoning D.C. midwife Claudia Booker steams, dries, grinds into powder form and encapsulates placentas for the women who delivered them. She says the pill can help make breast milk come in and trigger the production of estrogen, perhaps helping ward off post-partum depression. Doctors warn that there have been no scientific studies proving the benefits of it. When you focus on your phone, you can’t focus on the road. A startup company wants you to be able to do both by bringing Google Glass to your windshield. Navdy, a San Francisco-based company, aims to let drivers access information on their smartphones while keeping their eyes on the road. The Navdy HUD (Head-Up Display), announced Tuesday, combines a projection display with voice and gesture controls (example: give a thumbs up above the steering wheel to answer). The system will project a transparent image that appears to float 6 feet in front of the windshield. You’ll be able to answer phone calls and have texts read to you, but probably won’t be able to surf Facebook. (THE WASHINGTON POST) SHAH MARAI (AFP/GETTY IMAGES) The killing of a U.S. general revealed flaws in the Afghan army, analysts said. Report: Dad in surrogate saga is a sex offender A Thai surrogate mother raising a Down syndrome baby she claims was abandoned by his Australian biological parents said Tuesday she would be happy to have the boy’s healthy twin returned to her after hearing reports in Australian media that the father is a convicted sex offender. Pattaramon Chanbua, 21, has been bringing up baby boy Gammy since December. (AP) Afghan military exposed by attack KABUL, AFGHANISTAN Maj. Gen. Harold J. Greene, the highest-ranking U.S. military officer killed in a war zone in four decades, died not at the hand of a sworn enemy but from a burst of gunfire by a soldier in an allied army who had been largely paid, trained and equipped with American and NATO support. The shooter, identified as Rafiqullah, a man in his 20s, hid in a bathroom at a military training base near the capital Tuesday, then opened fire on a delegation of visiting American and European military officers, before being shot dead himself. The fatal attack was an acute embarrassment to the Afghan military leadership, since it occurred inside the Afghan equivalent of the U.S. military academy at West Point. Several analysts in Kabul said the attack But wait, there’s more Placentas aren’t just for eating. Some make placenta art, using food coloring to create an imprint of it. The crafting website Etsy offers lotus-birth placenta bags in a variety of colors so women can tote their placentas around in style. NAVDY exposed deep flaws in the control and competence of Afghan military leaders, who had apparently not prepared adequate security for the foreign visit. “This sad event is a major blow to our international alliances and it shows that we cannot build trustworthy and credible military institutions,” said Javed Kohistani, a military analyst, former Afghan army officer and former national intelligence officer. Insider attacks in Afghanistan rose sharply in the past few years. On Wednesday, two attacks by Afghan police officers claimed the lives of 11 police officers in southern Afghanistan. In one attack, an Afghan policeman poisoned his colleagues’ food, then shot at least seven of them before fleeing in a police truck, officials said. PAMELA CONSTABLE (THE WASHINGTON POST/AP) GONE VIRAL ‘Benghazi’ THE USE: It appears that some conservatives are changing the middle names on their Facebook profiles to the Libyan city’s name, The Huffington Post reports. 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(EXPRESS) Report: New government leaks not from Snowden The federal government appears to have a new leaker, as the latest national security leaks use documents taken after former National Security Agency contractor Edward Snowden could have obtained them, government officials told CNN. The latest leaks, which appear in a story on The Intercept, a website launched by Glenn Greenwald, revealed the growth of the United States’ terrorist watchlist, and rely on documents from August 2013, which is after Snowden left the U.S. Greenwald, who first published Snowden’s leaks, has said that “it seems clear” that there is another leaker, CNN reported. (EXPRESS) Space probe reaches comet after 10-year, 4B-mile trip Turning what seemed like a science fiction tale into reality, an unmanned probe swung alongside a comet on Wednesday after a 4-billion mile chase through outer space over the course of a decade. Europe’s Rosetta probe will orbit and study the giant ball of dust and ice as it hurtles toward the sun and, if all goes according to plan, drop a lander onto the comet in the coming months. The incredible trip, launched in 2004, marks a milestone in mankind’s effort to understand the mysterious shooting stars that periodically flash past Earth. No spacecraft has yet gotten so close to a comet. (AP) verbatim MPS FOR OSIRIS TEAM/ROSETTA/AP “God is angry with Liberia. ... 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In the face of the Islamic State’s onslaught, Shiites elsewhere in the world have watched as some of the holiest shrines in their brand of Islam risk coming under attack. In recent weeks in India, thousands of Shiites have reportedly signed up to volunteer their services in Iraq, pledging to protect the Iraqi cities of Najaf and Karbala, which receive millions of pilgrims every year. (TWP) SAFIN HAMED (AFP/GETTY IMAGES) WASHINGTONPOST.COM WONKBLOG $137K for what?! Senate salon raises eyebrows Good news, taxpayers: federal spending on the Senate’s barbershop has decreased more than 50 percent in the past three years. Also, the Senate has a barbershop. Wait, what? The Sunlight Foundation recently digitized three years’ worth of Senate expense reports, and the data show spending for such things as a child-care center and “Senate Hair Care Services,” aka the Senate hair salon. The Senate barbershop has existed since the 19th century, and it’s open to the public. But it has been a long-time money loser, leading to repeated calls for privatization. The House used to have a taxpayer-subsidized barbershop, too, but it went private in 1994 (thanks, Newt). Sequestration provided the necessary political cover to begin privatization of the barbershop in earnest. Spending has dropped precipitously; at $137,000, semi-annual spending on the barbershop now stands at less than half of 2011 spending levels. The Senate barbershop adds charm to an institution otherwise lacking in those qualities. But taxpayer-funded haircuts for lawmakers at a time when we can’t/won’t pay for things like long-term unemployment benefits? CHRISTOPHER INGRAHAM Iraqi Yazidi women who fled the violence in the Iraqi town of Sinjar take shelter Tuesday at a school in Dohuk. ‘There are children dying’ on mountain Thousands of Iraqis driven away by militants are stranded without water BAGHDAD Stranded on a barren mountaintop, thousands of minority Iraqis are faced with a bleak choice: descend and risk slaughter at the hands of the encircled Sunni extremists or sit tight and risk dying of thirst. Humanitarian agencies said Tuesday that between 10,000 and 40,000 civilians remain trapped on Mount Sinjar since being driven out of surrounding villages and the town of Sinjar days earlier. But the mountain that had looked like a refuge is becoming a graveyard for children. Unable to dig deep into the rocky mountainside, displaced families said they have buried victims of the harsh conditions in shallow graves, their bodies covered with stones. Most had run out of battery life on their cellphones by Tuesday and can’t communicate with those below. Iraqi government planes attempted to airdrop bottled water to the mountain Monday night but reached few of those marooned. “There are children dying on the mountain, on the roads,” said Marzio Babille of the United Nations Children’s Fund. “There is no water, there is no vegetation, they are completely cut off and surrounded by Islamic State. It’s a disaster, a total disaster.” Most of those who fled Sinjar are from the minority Yazidi sect, which melds parts of ancient Zoroastrianism with Christianity and Islam. They are considered by the al-Qaedainspired Islamic State to be devil worshippers and apostates. The Islamic State’s takeover of Sinjar on Sunday, the first major setback for Kurdish forces protecting the country’s north, sent about 200,000 people fleeing, according to the United Nations. Some 147,000 have arrived in the semi-autonomous Kurdish region, flooding refugee camps. UNICEF said that 40 children had died after being displaced from their homes in the 48 hours ending Monday, including an unknown number on the mountain. “Children have died because of dehydration and lack of food,” said Vian Dakheel, a parliamentarian from Sinjar. “My people are being slaughtered,” she said, referring to the mass killings of those who had stayed behind. Babille said U.N. agencies have offered the Iraqi government assistance with airdrops but have yet to be asked for help. At least 15 to 20 flights would be needed to provide those stranded with enough water and supplies to survive for a week, he said. “We need to get them out,” he said. “If we don’t, it would be catastrophic.” LOVEDAY MORRIS (THE WASHINGTON POST) RIDERS TO THE RESCUE He didn’t mind the gap Excerpted from washington post.com/blogs/wonkblog. As a rush-hour crowd of commuters packed into a train bound for Perth, Australia, early Wednesday, a man’s leg slipped through the small gap between the train and the platform. Passengers and crew members tried and failed for several minutes to pull him free, but he remained stuck. Then someone came up with a plan: Transit staff got everyone off the train and organized passengers to push the train away from the platform. After a few failed tries, the man was freed (he wasn’t seriously hurt) and applause broke out. (THE WASHINGTON POST) Growing threat of Russia invasion into Ukraine, Hagel warns Dutch contractor to conduct deep-sea search for Flight 370 Egypt mediates indirect Israeli-Palestinian talks sports Gruden at first glance THE JAY GRUDEN ERA BEGINS AS THE REDSKINS HOST THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS (7:30 p.m., today, NBC) in their THURSDAY | 08.07.2014 | EXPRESS | 13 PLAYER TO WATCH RICK SNIDER | SPORTS GURU Colt McCoy Redskins backup QB preseason opener. After seven months of talk, fans will get a glimpse of the new coach’s offense under finally healthy quarterback Robert Griffin III. Starters won’t play long, but at least they’ll face a top team for a quick reality check. Meanwhile, defensive coordinator Jim Haslett is supposedly unchained for a more aggressive unit. Special teams must be better, right? Here are five things to watch. 1 Griffin vs. the Patriots’ pass rush How well can a remade offensive line protect Robert Griffin III and how well can he play as a pocket passer? The thirdyear quarterback tends to think he can always make the pass no matter how much pressure he’s under. Will Griffin learn that not every play is manageable? And will he run freely without his brace? His speed was intoxicating during camp. 2 Redskins secondary Patriots quarterback Tom Brady shredded the Redskins during the joint practices this week, but he was under limited pressure. The Redskins’ secondary will face Brady for only a series or two, but Washington will see if second-year cornerback David Amerson is ready to start and whether the safeties can be trusted. The secondary’s play this season will largely decide the Redskins’ fate. 3 Special teams Was there ever a worse unit than last year’s special teams? They couldn’t return, cover or kick. The Redskins invested in special teamers over the offseason and hired a new coach, but they need some smackdowns on coverage to gain confidence. Andre Roberts appears a big upgrade at kick returner, but punt returner appears uncertain. Watch rookie kicker Zach Hocker’s long kickoffs. 4 Murphy’s luck Rookie linebacker Trent Murphy has been overlooked during camp, but the Redskins’ top draft pick has looked good. His spin move isn’t predictable, and he has good strength and speed to reach the backfield. But we’ll have to see his passrushing moves in a game (or 10) before we know if he’s effective. Murphy tends to go better inside than outside. The Redskins need to find him snaps. 5 Gruden’s play-calling With only two new starters, this may be Jay Gruden’s offense but it’s still predecessor Mike Shanahan’s roster. Can Gruden put his stamp on the offense? And how different will it really be? Has he altered RGIII’s style? Sadly, tonight will provide few answers. But it’s Gruden’s first chance as a head coach, so look for the little things like timeouts, challenges and half-time adjustments. McCoy is trying to keep his career alive with the Redskins. At the ripe old age of 27, the former University of Texas star is the oldest QB on Washington’s roster, and he hasn’t seen much playing time since 2011, spending the past few years as a backup with the Browns and 49ers. Now, at No. 3 on the Redskins’ depth chart, McCoy likely will be on the field for the most snaps today against the Patriots, but he’s not looking at it as an audition for the Redskins or any other team. “When the games get here, you go out there, compete and lead the guys who are on the field with you,” he said. “I chose to come here. I like the offense. My focus is one day at a time.” (E.S.) REDSKINS Waiting to see WR tandem Wide receivers Pierre Garcon, left, and DeSean Jackson likely won’t play tonight. Garcon is dealing with a minor hamstring injury and Jackson twisted his ankle Wednesday during practice. “There’s a possibility [for Jackson],” coach Jay Gruden said. “Pierre — definitely not playing.” That opens the door for the bottom of the receiver depth chart to make an impression. ELLIOT SMITH (FOR EXPRESS) AP reports Padres hire A.J. Preller as GM Steve Stricker selected as assistant captain for Ryder Cup Brian Hoyer, not Johnny Manziel, will start Browns preseason opener AP PHOTOS sports NC A A Q& A 14 | EXPRESS | 08.07.2014 | THURSDAY GOLF Vote would let big conferences set own rules The NCAA board of directors will vote today on a proposal that would give the five wealthiest college football conferences the ability to make rules without the approval of the rest of Division I schools. The autonomy proposal is expected to pass. (AP) What do the big conferences want? The schools in the ACC, Big Ten, Big 12, Pac-12 and SEC want to be allowed to spend their growing revenues on things such as scholarships that cover the full cost of attending college beyond tuition, room and board, and books. They also want to invest more in long-term health care. Why do those conferences need autonomy to do that? In the past, schools in conferences that don’t have the billions of dollars in TV revenues that the Big Five have stood in the way of the NCAA passing legislation that would provide some of those extra benefits to athletes. Will other conferences try to do what the Big Five want to do? The leaders of the other five conferences that play at the highest level of college football, FBS, have all said their members are prepared to do their best to provide the same additional benefits to student-athletes. Why is this likely to pass? The Big Five generate millions in revenue for all NCAA members, so they’ll get what they want. When would it go into effect? The formal start would be in January 2015. Woods ready to tee it up Barely able to tie his shoes three days ago, Tiger Woods plans to play in the PGA Championship. Woods finally arrived at Valhalla on Wednesday, leaving him enough time to play nine holes on a golf course he has not seen since he won the PGA Championship 14 years ago. He says the back injury that caused him to withdraw Sunday at the Bridgestone Invitational was not related to the pain that required surgery on March 31. He says his trainer was able to fix the problem, and once he felt he had full range of motion, he was ready to tackle the final major of the year. (AP) LYNNE SLADKY (AP) Entering Wednesday’s game, Nationals outfielder Bryce Harper hadn’t hit a home run since July 18. ‘Not fair’ to think about sending Harper down NATIONALS Nationals manager Matt Williams lashed out at reporters Wednesday after being asked if he was considering sending slumping Bryce Harper to the minor leagues. Harper, the 2012 NL rookie of the year, has struggled at the plate since missing 57 games with a left thumb injury. The 21-year-old outfielder has only three homers and 14 RBIs in 53 games. After Harper went 0-for-4 with three strikeouts Tuesday night against the Mets, Williams was asked Wednesday morning on radio station 106.7 The Fan if it was a bad idea to option Harper to the minors. “Generally, if you have young players, that’s what you do,” Williams replied. “But this guy is a special young player.” On Wednesday afternoon, before Washington faced the Mets, Williams was asked: “Is sending Bryce to the minors even in the realm of possibility right now?” The reply was to the point. “I would caution everybody in this room: The minute you think you can read my freaking mind, you’re sorely mistaken,” Williams said. “It [ticks] me off to even think about, that somebody would take a comment I made on the radio and infer I am thinking one way or another. I’ve had it. Don’t do it anymore. “Bryce Harper is one of the guys on our team, he’s a very important part of our team. Just like everybody else is. Do we understand each other? “It’s not fair to the kid, it’s not fair to the rest of the guys in that clubhouse to even think about sending Bryce Harper to the minor leagues, or to cause a stir. It’s unacceptable. It won’t happen.” That brought an end to his pregame session with reporters. DAVID GINSBURG (AP) verbatim “I feel confident that [Bradley Beal] will be part of [USA Basketball’s] future because he’s an outstanding talent. This was strictly a numbers situation with him.” USA BASKETBALL DIRECTOR JERRY COLANGELO, on why the Wizards’ Bradley Beal, right, was cut. In a conference call, Colangelo said he believes the Wizards’ John Wall will have a role in USA Basketball in the future as well. Sharks, Kings to play game at 49ers’ new stadium MLB Commissioner Bud Selig expects vote next week on his successor Wizards hire Roy Rogers on coaching staff weekendpass SUMMERTIME SADNESS? WE’VE GOT THE CURE. The season’s flying by way too fast, but September’s not here yet. Get outside and make the most of the last weeks of summer. 25 08.07.14 THINKSTOCK IMAGES (EXPRESS ILLUSTRATION) Gorgeous ‘George’ A masterpiece inspires the set for Signature’s ‘Sunday in the Park’ 19 Blackout drinking Activated charcoal?! It’s the dark secret in two Zentan cocktails 20 A, B, C or 1D? Test your One Direction IQ with our best quiz ever 21 upfront ‘zine’ THE DEFINITION: Shorthand for 16 | EXPRESS | 08.07.2014 | THURSDAY ass A quick p at what’s going on VOCABULARY JUST ANNOUNCED! Comedy and concerts Because we can’t all be last-minute planners, here are some recently announced shows coming up this fall that you can buy tickets to now (or soon.) Plan accordingly. R.G. Library of Congress Concerts The Library of Congress announced its fall concert series at the Coolidge Auditorium, a slate of free concerts (which require tickets that are “on sale” via Ticketmaster beginning Sept. 3). Performances include gospel legend Mavis Staples, left, (Oct. 11) and Belgian ensemble Vox Luminis (Oct. 29) making its D.C. debut. self-published magazine (or, fanzine) with limited circulation; often (but not always) with a focus on punk music. WHY YOU SHOULD CARE: This The Bentzen Ball Tig Notaro and Brightest Young Things’ comedy festival is back at the Lincoln Theatre on Oct. 1. Tickets ($30) are on sale now via Ticketfly for an opening night showcase starring Notaro, Jeff Garlin and Kyle Kinane. More shows — with comics like Rosie O’Donnell, John Hodgman and Retta — will be announced soon. weekend is the fourth annual D.C. Zinefest (St. Stephen’s, 1525 Newton St. NW; Sat., 11 a.m.5 p.m., free), featuring works from more than 50 zinesters of varying levels of experience. Zines represented include the wrestling zine “Hug It Out,” lit zine “Quail Bell Magazine” and one called “Poop Matters.” RUDI GREENBERG (EXPRESS) hit us up! Send us your arts- and events-related photos and tweets and you might see them in print! Contact us via Facebook (facebook.com/ washingtonpostexpress), Twitter (@rudigreenberg, @wapoexpress), email (firstname.lastname@example.org) or carrier pigeon. A ING BR EL, W TO C. RE D O S DS RM FO AR ARD Y EY TH L ASH /SP IT VIS O INF C OM & 21 R BA I M D TIK OLS A & O EE T L E NG P T A I FR R B OOL ACES E T R E WA ES & C ALL R EEN) V T S R O LID ER B & SUNSC GE S G I T R . ’S B WATE HAMSYOUR I.D C D NT MAN FORGE T A I G HU (DON’T 2 M P 6 – 4 1 0 2 . SIC 9 U 8. VE M N LI KS C BLO HE O T T W ROM ARD Y F V Y RO A N ET M A ING BR END! I FR Y DB ST E HO IO S S I D OR F ITE CO H W RON B SI C MU A IB TIK BY T KE C JA E BLU Y RB upfront The entertainment enjoyment matrix Not all performances are fun — even for the stars of the show. Here’s a chart to entertain you as you sit through yet another political poetry reading. SADIE DINGFELDER (EXPRESS) HIGH ARTIST ENJOYMENT LOW AUDIENCE ENJOYMENT BARDO BREWPUB THURSDAY | 08.07.2014 | EXPRESS | 17 $10 or less: Fairs edition The Post’s Going Out Guide (goingoutguide.com) recommends free or low-cost things to do. ARLINGTON COUNTY FAIR: Indoor and outdoor activities include pony rides and racing piglets. (Thomas Jefferson Community Center, 3501 Second St. South, Arlington; Thu.-Fri.) MONTGOMERY COUNTY AGRICULTURAL FAIR: More pig HIGH AUDIENCE ENJOYMENT Storytelling shows Pay money to hear your friends tell the same old story they tell strangers in bars for free. Improv comedy The actors always look like they’re having way more fun than we are. Cat videos Stand-up comedy Even with amateurs, the comedy is generally rehearsed and well thought out. racing, a chainsaw demo and baby animals. (Montgomery County Fairgrounds, 16 Chestnut St., Gaithersburg, Md.; Fri.-Aug. 16, $10, free for kids under 11.) An author reading Just sign our books so we can leave. DIY house shows It’s hot, it’s cramped, the music’s loud and you have to bring your own booze. $3.45 BEER! Strip clubs Anyone who tells you otherwise is lying. LOW ARTIST ENJOYMENT The cost of a pint at Bardo Brewpub (1200 Bladensburg Road NE) starting Friday, when the brewery taps its IPA, stout, ginger beer and pale ale, the first beers it has brewed since 2000. The limited 1994-era pricing honors the 20th anniversary of Bardo’s first brew. R.G. Season Opening Ball Concert Christoph Eschenbach, conductor Steven Reineke, conductor Joshua Bell, violin Kelli O’Hara, soprano This year’s concert is the Kennedy Center’s ofﬁcial welcome for incoming President Deborah F. Rutter. BERNSTEIN Candide—Overture SAINT-SAËNS Introduction and Rondo Capriccioso FLAHERTY/AHRENS “Something Beautiful” KOSMA/MANILOW/MERCER/REINEKE “Autumn Leaves/When October Goes” MONNOT/GUGLIELMI/REINEKE “La Vie en rose” RAVEL La Valse SEP. 30--OCT. 19 | OPERA HOUSE Musical Theater at the Kennedy Center is made possible through the generosity of the Adrienne Arsht Musical Theater Fund. The Kennedy Center Theater Season is sponsored by Altria. RAVEL Tzigane BERNSTEIN “Glitter and Be Gay” from Candide SUN., SEP. 21 AT 7 | CONCERT HALL David and Alice Rubenstein are the Presenting Underwriters of the NSO. The NSO Music Director Chair is generously endowed by Roger and Vicki Sant. Tickets on sale now! (202) 467-4600 kennedy-center.org Tickets also available at the Box Ofﬁce | Groups (202) 416-8400 18 | EXPRESS | 08.07.2014 | THURSDAY Comedy Club & Restaurant 1140 Connecticut Ave. Washington, DC 20036 weekendpass ALL SHOWS 18 & OVER JAKE JOHANNSEN GRADUATION SHOWCASE ERIK GRIFFIN GIRL CODE COMEDY TOUR DAN CUMMINS AUGUST 7-10 HBO, Comedy Central, Showtime & Letterman AUGUST 13 Chris Coccia hosts new comedy school grads Special Event AUGUST 14-17 AUGUST 22 & 23 Workaholics & The Arsenio Hall Show Featuring Jessimae Peluso & Carly Aquilino Make the fest decision THEUPPER (FLICKR CREATIVE COMMONS) AUGUST 28-31 The Tonight Show & The Late Late Show LAVELL CRAWFORD GODFREY TONY ROCK BOBBY LEE JERROD CARMICHAEL Two of the summer’s most anticipated local festivals — Snallygaster and All Things Go Fall Classic — fall on Sept. 13. While it’s possible to experience a little bit of both, you’re better off picking one and sticking with it. Here’s how they compare. HOLLE Y SIMMONS (E XPRES S) Special Event SEPT 5-7 Chelsea Lately & Last Comic Standing SEPT 11-14 Comedy Central, Louie, 30 Rock & Soul Plane SEPT 18-21 Appolo Live & Comedy Central SEPT 26-28 MADtv, Comedy Central & "The Tonight Show" OCT 3-5 Neighbors w/ Seth Rogan, Comedy Central, HBO Buy tickets @ dcimprov.com or 202.296.7008 2033 M Street, NW | 202 530 3621 | www.MStreetDC.com Your Neighborhood Destination Restaurant Winner OpenTable.com 2014 “Diners Choice” Award Snallygaster The Yards, First St. SE and N St. SE; Sept. 13, 1-6 p.m.; snallygasterdc.com. The Sacramento, Calif.-based punk band !!! (Chk Chk Chk) is headlining, and DJs will be spinning Come thirsty: There will be more than 250 beers available from brewers around the world Bites provided by Red Apron Butcher, GBD, Hill Country, Rappahannock River Oysters, TaKorean and Red Hook Lobster Pound Leave Fido at home, but kiddies are welcome: There will be face-painting, temporary tattoo stations and more activities for tykes So-called for the mythical half-bird, half-dragon beast rumored to inhabit the D.C. area in the 1700s. This is the festival’s third year. $30 for entry at 1 p.m. and $25 in food/beer credit; $50 for 11:30 a.m. entry and $25 credit MIKE VORASSI EVENT All Things Go Fall Classic Union Market, 1309 Fifth St. NE; Sept. 13, noon-10 p.m.; allthingsgofallclassic.com. Tunes are boss here: Future Islands, above, star, while Tove Lo, HAERTS and others will perform Expect All Things Go- and Future Islands-themed drinks from local and national brands Toki Underground, TaKorean (pulling double duty!), The Bespoke Kitchen supper club, Dolcezza and Crunkcakes will be in attendance Mature audiences only, please: You must be 18 to enter All Things Go, a local indie music blog, is organizing the festival, its first ever. Be a part of history! $50 general admission; $60 at the door Restaurant Week August 11 - 17 Your Table Is Waiting! Enjoy A Three Course Lunch or Dinner Lunch $20.14 - Dinner $35.14 Select Any Entrée, Any Appetizer, Any Dessert From Our Entire Menu & Glass of Wine From Any Featured By The Glass MUSIC BOOZE How Perfect! Free Flowing Champagne Brunch Weekends Saturdays $24.95 Sundays $28.95 Three Courses — A-La-Carte Celebration Parties Welcome Wine & Dine Wednesdays: 50% All Wines By The Bottle GRUB WHO TO BRING WHAT’S IN A NAME? 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Though the two have no plans to sell jars of pickles at the distribution center, Gordon and Fain do plan to teach pickling classes and hope to partner with local chefs to host supper clubs once the space opens, possibly in October. “Our kitchen is fully outfitted for more than just pickling,” Gordon says. “To have our own space to work and to do a lot of things we’ve been wanting to do in terms of collaboration is so exciting.” HOLLEY SIMMONS (EXPRESS) JUSTIN T. GELLERSON THURSDAY | 08.07.2014 | EXPRESS | 19 weekendpass Artist Carolyn Hampton helped turn a classic painting into a set. 1811 14TH ST NW www.blackcatdc.com AUGUST SHOWS ILM/PARAMOUNT PICTURES FRI 8 THE 9 $10 SONGWRITER SERIES TEN FORWARD HAPPY HOUR & SPECIALS 1 EPISODE. STAR TREK: TNG f il m r i f fs FRI 8 Cool as ice JASON HORNICK PHOTOS (FOR EXPRESS) FRI 8 8X8 8 PERFORMERS 8 MINUTES EACH $10 The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles come ninja turtleing back onto the big screen Friday. Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael are cool, thanks to the fact that they are reptiles and literally cold-blooded. Just like these slippery stars. MANY MANY MANY SNAKES: SAT 9 SAT 9 SAT 9 MON 11 WED 13 THU 14 MIXTAPE $10 CYLON HAPPY HOUR 1 BSG EP & DRINK SPECIALS MOON/BOUNCE DANCING AFFAIR $7 MUGGLE MONDAYS VI $FREE Brush with greatness The ‘Sunday in the Park’ scene team at Signature paints a (disposable) masterpiece of its own STAGE charge artist, took the scenic deGeorges Seurat was in no rush signer’s renderings and brought with “A Sunday on La Grande them to life. Cheating was necesJatte,” his most famous painting sary: While Seurat used a tech(it’s the one Cameron stares at nique called pointillism, which in “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”). involves about a zillion tiny dots It took him five years from start that, when viewed at a distance, to finish, and it is now blend together to form the permanently enshrined image, “in the theater we in the Art Institute of Through ain’t got time for that,” 09.21 Chicago. Carolyn HampHampton says. Signature ton’s life-size version took The “Sunday” scene Theatre a couple of weeks and 4200 Campbell team “Frankensteined” will get trashed once Sig- Ave., Arlington paint rollers, she says, by $40-$95 nature Theatre’s run of gouging them with knives “Sunday in the Park With to create a textured surface. “When you roll the George,” Stephen Sondheim’s musical inspired by the paint, it will read like pointillism painting, finishes next month. to the audience,” Hampton says. The set of “Sunday” — which “But for things that are more tells a heavily fictionalized story visible or closer to the audience, of Seurat’s life as he’s working we are going in and layering dots on his masterpiece — is designed and dots for days. It’s so insane.” to mirror the painting. They took other liberties with “We are cheating a little bit,” the painting. Seurat used oil, but says Hampton, who, as the show’s that “would take forever to dry,” Hampton used a doctored paint roller to create a pointillistic effect. AV ARCHIVES NIGHT Much of Indiana Jones’ appeal is that he’s a regular guy — well, one who’s awesome with a whip. He even gets scared, like in 1981’s “Raiders of the Lost Ark” when he gets plunged into a pit with so many snakes we can’t even think about it anymore because snakes. RANGO: A Western that just happens to be animated and just happens to star a chameleon, 2011’s “Rango” is a study in genre, allusion and Johnny Depp’s pretty voice. DUCKY ET AL: Scientists now BEVERLY EXPERT ALTERATIONS $10 FRI 15 FRI 15 DELOREAN SHOW ME * DC $15 BURLESQUE (21+) $12/$15 SAT 16 THROWING SHADE $20 ERIN GIBSON & BRYAN SAFI 8/22-SIERRA Hampton says. “We use a scenic paint [that’s] casein-based. It smells really bad but has these really vibrant colors.” Hampton, a classically trained artist, says working on “Sunday” has been a treat. “Sometimes we have jobs that are very by-thebook, like ‘here, paint this wood grain,’ ” she says. “This is more creative and fun.” Alas, her work for “Sunday” isn’t meant to last. “One of the beautiful things about the theater is it’s a temporary art form,” she says. “Afterwards we tear it down with no mercy and throw it in the dumpster and move on to the next show. There’s always another one coming.” KRISTEN PAGE-KIRBY (EXPRESS) think dinosaurs may have been neither warm- nor cold-blooded, but somewhere in the middle. But anyone who was a kid in 1988 and saw “The Land Before Time” can certainly say that the plucky group of orphaned dinosaurs at the center of the film were very cool. THE ANACONDA: Making snakes more terrifying is easy — just make them bigger and faster and capable of eating Jon Voight, like in 1997’s “Anaconda.” KAA: The sibilant villain from 1967’s “The Jungle Book” had one neat power we should pray snakes never actually figure out: He could hypnotize people before killing them. Actually, that would have been better for Jon Voight. 8/23-BISHOP ALLEN 8/28-THE POLYPHONIC SPREE 9/4-BUZZCOCKS 9/9-MINERAL 9/11-PINBACK 9/14-MAN...OR ASTRO-MAN? 9/19-YACHT 9/20-THE GROWLERS LEONE’S REFUGEE ALL-STARS/HARPER SIMON UPCOMING SHOWS 8/17-SKA REVIVAL TOUR 8/20-X 8/21-SHABAZZ PALACES 9/21-THE DANDY WARHOLS WE ARE 3 BLOCKS FROM THE U STREET / CARDOZO METRO STATION TICKETS: www.TICKETFLY.com 1-877-987-6487 20 | EXPRESS | 08.07.2014 | THURSDAY You can make a difference in the life of a foster youth! 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Capitol St. SE $59.50-$95.50 W W W. T H E H O W A R D T H E AT R E . C O M 620 T ST. NW WASHINGTON DC 2 0 2 - 8 0 3 - 2 8 9 9 WEDNESDAY & THURSDAY AUGUST 6TH & 7TH FRIDAY AUGUST 8TH DJ INFERNO BERES HAMMOND If you hear unearthly keening coming from Nationals Park on Monday, don’t be alarmed. That’s just the sound of a few thousand girls melting down at the sight of the British boy band One Direction. And though the five guys in One Direction are reportedly on their way to earning $1 billion from touring this year, most people outside their target market could pass them on the street without noticing. Of course, your preteen daughter would never forgive you if that happened. Here’s a quiz to help get you get up to speed. SADIE DINGELDER (EXPRESS) KENNY “BABYFACE” EDMONDS FRIDAY AUGUST 8TH-LATE SHOW THE PRINCE & MICHAEL JACKSON EXPERIENCE SATURDAY AUGUST 9TH SATURDAY AUGUST 9TH-LATE SHOW 1 Which of these is NOT a member of One Direction? PAN JAZZ LEGEND: KEN “PROFESSOR” PHILMORE PROJECTPAT& THE BACKYARD BAND THURSDAY AUGUST 14TH MAJIC 102.3 PRESENTS WITH JEFF REDD, GLENN JONES, FORCE MD’S & CHRISTOPHER WILLIANS RnB REVUE A. 2 Which of these One Direction-related statements is false? A. Five trained pygmy goats named after the members of One Direction entertain visitors at a farm outside of London with their acrobatics. B. Hashtag #dieloki briefly trended when jealous fans Tweeted death threats to Liam Payne’s dog. C. Payne also has two pet turtles, which he had to separate after one tried to eat the other alive. D. German customs’ agents confiscated Harry Style’s pet capuchin monkey in Munich and then fined him $8,000 to cover the animal’s care. B C. D. E. F. FRIDAY AUGUST 15TH 3 Which one of the below statements was not tweeted by a One Direction member? A. “I’ve seen the slums right in front of me! This is no joke! They really need your help! Poverty is real!” — @NiallOfficial B. “@williebosshog huge love to you/your family huge respect for your business prosperities and the family values you still all behold. big fan” — @Real_Liam_Payne (tweeting his support to the “Duck Dynasty” patriarch) C. “Watching these dictated countries implode is just crushing.” — @Louis_Tomlinson D. “#FreePalestine” — @zaynmalik 4 Which of the below lyrics is not taken from a One Direction song? A. “Your love is like a river, peaceful and deep/ Your soul is like a secret, that I could never keep/ When I look into your eyes, I know that it’s true/ God must have spent a little more time on you” B. “Oh, I just wanna show you off to all of my friends/ Making them drool down their chinny-chin-chins” C. “Baby you light up my world like nobody else/ The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed” D. “You can’t go to bed without a cup of tea/ And maybe that’s the reason that you talk in your sleep” ERIC ROBERSON FRIDAY AUGUST 15TH- LATESHOW TROUBLE FUNK JUNKYARD BAND SATURDAY AUGUST 16TH ERIC ROBERSON SUNDAY AUGUST 17TH A DRAG SALUTE TO THE DIVAS 2ND ANNIVERSARY SHOW WEDNESDAY AUGUST 20TH THURSDAY AUGUST 21TH JAZZ AT THE HOWARD: MAXI PRIEST DAVE WECKL BAND 8/22 THE CHUCK BROWN BAND 8/23, 24 & 25 SAVION GLOVER 8/26 HTR & AARP PRESENTS: THIRD WORLD 9/5 MARY MARY -7:30PM, 10PM 9/6 &7 COMEDY AT THE HOWARD: CHARLIE MURPHY - 7PM, 9:30PM 9/10 BIG SAM'S FUNKY NATION 9/11 JAZZ AT THE HOWARD: BILLY COBHAM, SPECTRUM 40 9/11 LATE-BASS NATION DC FEAT. PENDULUM 9/12 HIP HOP LIVS PRESENTS: EPMD 9/13 SYLVAN ESSO / DOE PAORA 9/14 JAZZ AT THE HOWARD: YOUN SUN NAH & ULF WAKENIUS DUO 9/16 PUYA 9/17 RUTHIE FOSTER 9/19 RARE ESSENCE 9/20 AVANT 9/21 HARD WORKING AMERICANS 9/26 TWEET 9/27 JENNIFER HOLLIDAY : THE ORIGINAL DREAMGIRL 9/27 LATE- WPGC 95.5 PRESENTS: DJ PREMIER VS. PETE ROCK (P VS. P THE ULTIMATE DJ BATTLE) 9/28 RON POPE 10/1 DRU HILL (SISQ, NOKIO, JAZZ & TAO) 10/4 POINT BREAK LIVE 10/7 JAZZ AT THE HOWARD: JUSTIN NOZUKA MARK THIESSEN (NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC) 1. B. That’s actually Keaton Stromberg, of American boy band Emblem3. 2. D. That was actually Justin Bieber. 3. C. That one was tweeted by Ashton Kutcher. 4. A. That one is by *NSYNC. + in dies a r t i es ‘DeepSea Challenge 3D’ Opens Friday in area cinemas This documentary chronicles director James Cameron’s, left, quest to become the first person to complete a solo dive to the Mariana Trench — almost 7 miles below the ocean surface. The film establishes Cameron as an explorer, and the rides the audience gets to take with him are better than “Titanic.” The use of 3-D in the confined space of his sub is so immersive that anyone with more than mild claustrophobia might have difficulty breathing, and there are moments so tension-filled you actually forget that you know Cameron doesn’t die. KRISTEN PAGE-KIRBY (EXPRESS) THE WORLD FAMOUS HARLEM GOSPEL CHOIR ALL YOU CAN EAT SOUTHERN BUFFET PURCHASE TICKETS AT WWW.TICKETMASTER.COM EVERY SUNDAY ! or Call 800-745-3000 22 | EXPRESS | 08.07.2014 | THURSDAY ★★★ FREE PERFORMANCES 365 DAYS A YEAR ★★★ weekendpass EVERY DAY AT 6 P.M. NO TICKETS REQUIRED *Unless noted otherwise Look up, down and all around Alexandra Horowitz explains how to better experience the world BOOKS One spring morning in 2012, Alexandra Horowitz pushed open the heavy door of her Manhattan apartment building and noticed something she’d never seen before: A 300 million-year-old piece of ocean floor, preserved in her building’s limestone facade. “I saw seashells and crinoids Alexandra Horowitz with her dog Finn. and all these distinctive animal fossils that I had walked past Look up a thousand times and missed,” Pedestrians mostly look ahead she says. and down. If you look up, you Horowitz, like most of us, had might see insects swarming been so narrowly focused on a street light, flocks of birds where she was heading, she’d in perfect formation or lovely missed the wonders right flourishes on familiar around her. That is, until buildings. “The most inshe took a walk with a geteresting architectural ologist, one of 11 treks that details aren’t on the first 7 p.m. the Barnard College profloor, they’re above you,” Politics and Prose fessor chronicled in her Horowitz says. 5015 new book, “On Looking.” Connecticut Ave. NW “Take a walk around Take a whiff any block, and there are When we hold our breath FREE a thousand different ways to avoid the city’s gross you can see it,” she says. smells, we miss the glo“The whole block is repainted if rious ones. “It’s not all urine you’re coming at it with a differ- out there,” Horowitz says. “You ent perceptual strategy.” might smell a bakery or a cofHorowitz’s experts include a fee shop or just even notice that sound designer, a doctor, an art- when you get in an elevator you ist and a dog. If you don’t have can smell the person who was in any such creatures handy, here the elevator before you.” are some other strategies she recommends for seeing your Seek out cracks and crevices world with fresh eyes. A menagerie of animals live in the margins of the city. Look in the tiny space between two row Slow down Instead of being caught up in the houses or in the “U” of a Five rush of pedestrians on a busy Guys sign, and you might find a street, hang to the side and no- clutch of baby birds. tice the invisible rules in play. Effortlessly channeling around Explore public spaces obstacles, “crowds of people move Poke your head into office lobat lot like schooling fish,” she says. bies, churches and community Unlike fish, we don’t fall in line centers, just like you would do directly behind other people — we if you were a tourist. “You can hover a little to the left or right so be a visitor to your own city,” we can peer over their shoulders. she says. SADIE DINGFELDER (EXPRESS) AUGUST 7–20 ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 7 THU ★ Charanjit Singh The Indian multi-instrumentalist, composer, and arranger pairs raga with a disco beat, offering several variations on Indian classical music. 15 FRI ★ Quraishi The world-class Afghan American rubab player plays original compositions dedicated to his native country’s artistic tradition. 8 FRI ★ César Orozco & Kamarata The group fuses jazz with music from Cuba and Venezuela. 16 SAT ★ Charles Covington, Steve Abshire, & Ken Kimery The trio offers a performance of jazz standards. 9 SAT ★ Berklee College of Music presents The Giorgi Mikadze Quartet IN THE TERRACE THEATER THU 7 ★ CHARANJIT SINGH The Betty Carter’s Jazz Ahead piano alum from Tblisi, Georgia leads a group of fellow Berklee graduates in a performance that would make Dr. Billy Taylor proud. 17 SUN ★ Comedy at the Kennedy Center: Kyle Dunnigan The writer/performer for Comedy Central’s Inside Amy Schumer, YouTube entertainer, and co-host of the weekly podcast Professor Blastoff takes the stage with D.C. comic and writer Jenn Tisdale. This program contains mature themes and strong language. 10 SUN ★ Family Night: Philadelphia Jazz Orchestra The orchestra presents a concert by some of the best high school and college jazz musicians in the Greater Philadelphia and New Jersey regions. 18 MON ★ Ezekiel’s Wheels FRI 8 ★ CÉSAR OROZCO 11 MON ★ Cardinal Sons The New Orleans band of brothers balances indie rock with folk and pop. The internationally recognized klezmer ensemble blends the intimacy of chamber music with the rowdiness of a dance band. Thu. 19 TUE ★ Carlos Núñez The Galician multi-instrumentalist and world-famous gaita (bagpipe) player plays expressive Celtic traditional music. 12 TUE ★ International Young Artist Piano Competition The competition’s 2014 winner offers a recital. 20 WED ★ The Quebe Sisters Band The trio brings three-part harmony and Texas-style ﬁddling to a refreshing blend of swing, vintage country, bluegrass, and jazz. Part of the Homegrown: The Music of America concert series. ALL PERFORMERS AND PROGRAMS ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. 13 WED ★ Synetic Theater’s Summer Camp The campers perform an original adaptation of The Wizard of Oz using mime, pantomime, acrobatics, song, and dance. SUN 17 ★ KYLE DUNNIGAN 14 THU ★ Theatre Lab School of Dramatic Arts Summer Teen Program ★★★★★★★★★ ★★★★★★★★★ Live Internet broadcast, video archive, artist information, and more at SCAN TO VIEW THE SCHEDULE Participants perform scenes from Evita and West Side Story. MON 18 ★ EZEKIEL’S WHEELS DAILY FOOD AND DRINK SPECIALS. 5–6 P.M. NIGHTLY ★ GRAND FOYER BARS The Millennium Stage was created and underwritten by James A. Johnson and Maxine Isaacs to make the performing arts accessible to everyone in fulﬁllment of the Kennedy Center’s mission to its community and the nation. Additional funding for the Millennium Stage is provided by DC Commission on the Arts and Humanities, The Isadore and Bertha Gudelsky Family Foundation, Inc., Jaylee M. Mead†, The Meredith Foundation, The Morris and Gwendolyn Cafritz Foundation, Dr. Deborah Rose and Dr. Jan A.J. Stolwijk, U.S. Department of Education, and the Millennium Stage Endowment Fund. kennedy-center.org/millennium TAKE METRO to the Foggy Bottom/ GWU station and ride the free Kennedy Center shuttle departing every 15 minutes until midnight. FREE TOURS are given daily by the Friends of the Kennedy Center tour guides. Tour hours: Monday thru Friday, 10 a.m.–5 p.m., and Saturday and Sunday from 10 a.m.–1 p.m. For information, call (202) 416-8340. For more information call: (202) 467-4600 GET CONNECTED! Become a fan of Millennium Stage on Facebook and check out artist photos, upcoming events, and more! The Kennedy Center welcomes persons with disabilities. PLEASE NOTE: There is no free parking for free performances. VEGAR ABELNES THURSDAY | 08.07.2014 | EXPRESS | 23 I.M.P. PRESENTS Pimlico Race Course • Baltimore, MD THIS WEEKEND! STEEZ PROMO & GLOW DC PRESENT MoonriseFestival feat. Kaskade•Bassnectar & more! .......................AUGUST 9 & 10 For more info and a full list of acts, visit moonrisefestival.com THIS WEEK’S SHOWS Presidents of the United States of America w/ In The Whale......................... F 8 The Deadmen & Vandaveer w/ Tomás Pagán Motta .................................................... Sa 9 AUGUST THIS THURSDAY! Merriweather Post Pavilion • Columbia, MD David Gray.................................................................................................... AUGUST 7 ZZ TOP & J EFF B ECK w/ Gary Clark Jr. w/ Tyler Bryant ........................ SEPTEMBER 3 I.M.P. & AEG LIVE PRESENT HONDA CIVIC TOUR WITH Agnes Obel w/ Gem Club This is a seated show. ....................................................................... W 13 Feed Me’s Psychedelic Journey With Teeth w/ Delta Heavy.............................. F 15 The Strypes w/ The Skins ............................................................................................................ Tu 19 Hot In Herre: 2000’s Dance Party with DJs Will Eastman and Brian Billion......................................................................... F 22 Big Star’s Third: An Orchestrated Live Performance of the Legendary Album, featuring Jody Stephens, Mike Mills (R.E.M.), Mitch Easter (Let’s Active), Chris Stamey (the dB’s), Gary Louris (the Jayhawks), Pat Sansone (Wilco), Skylar Gudasz and more! .................................................................................... Sa 23 Ed Sheeran w/ Rudimental ................................................................SEPTEMBER 6 GROUPLOVE & Portugal. The Man w/ Typhoon ...............................SEPTEMBER 12 I.M.P. & ALL GOOD PRESENT ROUTE 29 REVUE FEATURING Trampled by Turtles • Trombone Shorty • Iron and Wine • The Devil Makes Three • Guster • Hurray for the Riff Raff ..... SEPTEMBER 13 JACK WHITE .............................................................................................. SEPTEMBER 14 SFX-LIC & GLOW DC PRESENT Life in Color - World’s Largest Paint Party featuring W&W • Nervo • Borgore and more! .......................... SEPTEMBER 20 George Clinton and Parliament Funkadelic w/ Yo Mama’s Big Fat Booty Band .................................................................................................... Su 24 For a full lineup and more info, visit lifeincolor.com - 16+ to enter. WPOC SATURDAY IN THE COUNTRY FEATURING MJ Day 2014 - 5th Annual Michael Jackson Dance Party ................................... F 29 BRINDLEY BROTHERS PRESENT Jake Owen • Eli Young Band • Thompson Square • Love and Theft • The Cadillac 3 .......................................................OCTOBER 4 • merriweathermusic.com • 930.com M.H. and His Orchestra • The Walking Sticks • Black Masala ......... Sa 30 SEPTEMBER Added! First Night Sold Out! Second Night JUST ANNOUNCED! Echostage • Washington D.C. w/ Shy Girls....................................................................OCTOBER 15 Bleachers w/ Misterwives ............................................................................................................... Tu 2 Heffron Drive ................................................................................................................................... Th 4 U STREET MUSIC HALL PRESENTS LITTLE DRAGON On Sale Friday, August 8 at 10am Jamie xx ............................................................................................................................................... F 5 Bob Mould w/ Cymbals Eat Guitars ............................................................................................... Sa 6 Josh Abbott Band ......................................................................................................................... F 12 Parachute w/ Matt Wertz............................................................................................................... Sa 13 TWLOHA PRESENTS THE HOPE REVOLUTION TOUR FEATURING Die Antwoord ..................................................................SEPTEMBER 10 STEEZ PROMO & I.M.P. PRESENT: BEATS ANTIQUE CREATURE CARNIVAL TOUR FEATURING BEATS ANTIQUE w/ Shpongle (Simon Posford DJ Set) • Emancipator • Lafa Taylor ................ OCTOBER 22 w/ The M Machine & Chrome Sparks .......................NOVEMBER 2 Hawthorne Heights & The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus w/ Famous Last Words & Senick..................................................................................................... Su 14 Ty Segall w/ Wand ............................................................................................................................ M 15 OK Go .................................................................................................................................................... Tu 16 The Drums w/ Beverly Early Show! 6pm Doors ......................................................................... W 17 Metronomy w/ Dawn Golden Late Show! 10pm Doors ............................................................. W 17 Clean Bandit w/ Lizzo ................................................................................................................... Th 18 THE VIOLET FLAME TOUR THE 1975............................................................................................ DECEMBER 2 2135 Queens Chapel Rd. NE D.C. • echostage.com • Ticketmaster Lincoln Theatre • Washington, D.C. Night Added! First Two Nights Sold Out! Third ERASURE w/ Nina .......................................................................................................................... Sa 20 Shovels and Rope w/ John Fullbright .................................................................................... Su 21 MØ w/ HOLYCHILD ................................................................................................................................ M 22 SPOON JUST ANNOUNCED! w/ Hamilton Leithauser ......................................................... SEPTEMBER 4 On Sale Friday, August 8 at 10am 9:30 CUPCAKES The best thing you could possibly put in your mouth Cupcakes by BUZZ... your neighborhood bakery in Alexandria, VA. | www.buzzbakery.com BRIGHTESTYOUNGTHINGS.COM PRESENTS THE BENTZEN BALL COMEDY FESTIVAL OPENING NIGHT FEAT. MANY MORE SHOWS ON SALE! 930.com Tig Notaro • Jeff Garlin • Kyle Kinane • Ben Kronberg and more! ........................................................................... OCTOBER 1 On Sale Now Paolo Nutini........................................................................................... SEPTEMBER 17 9:30 CUPCAKES BOMBAY KNOX PRESENTS 9:30 CLUB PRESENTS AT U STREET MUSIC HALL The best thing you could possibly put in your mouth Cupcakes by BUZZ... your neighborhood bakery in Alexandria, VA. | www.buzzonslaters.com BRYAN FERRY ....................................................................................... SEPTEMBER 29 U STREET MUSIC HALL PRESENTS w/ Thundercat.............................................................OCTOBER 13 w/ Grande Marshall • Mista Selecta • Sir EU • Uno Hype • Mike of Doom...................... F 8 Sir Sly & Wolf Gang............................................................................................... M SEP 8 Rubblebucket w/ Body Language ................................................................................ F 19 How to Dress Well .....................................................................................................Sa 20 Yung Gleesh MANY MORE SHOWS ON SALE! 930.com IN COLLABORATION: Milk Carton Kids & Sarah Jarosz featuring Alex Hargreaves, Paul Kowert, and Nathaniel Smith ...................OCTOBER 24 SBTRKT ..............................................................................................................OCTOBER 25 The Best of Jethro Tull performed by Ian Anderson..............................NOVEMBER 6 • thelincolndc.com • U Street (Green/Yellow) stop across the street! • Buy advance tickets at the 9:30 Club box office James Vincent McMorrow .......................................................................NOVEMBER 8 G.M.U. Patriot Center • Fairfax, VA BASTILLE........................................................................................................... OCTOBER 11 Ticketmaster 24 | EXPRESS | 08.07.2014 | THURSDAY ENTS MS LIVE PRES CL ASSIC ALBU — P IN K F LOY D DA R K S ID E N O F TH E M OO AUGUST 8 AUGUST 10 M ANDREW MC RNESS DE IL W E IN TH AW G AV IN D E G R TH A N SON M AT T N A AHON AUGUST 12 RR SOLEDAD BA menco ﬂa te Passiona nce da d an ic us m L AM ENCA N O C H E F IO EK N IC K E L C R E R J O S H R IT T E AUGUST 13 BONEY JAMES ERIC BENÉT AUGUST 14 ROBYN + RÖYKSOPP ZHALA Do It Again Tour 2014 AUGUST 21 YANNI AUGUST 15 LYLE LOVETT & HIS LARGE BAND AUGUST 22 SUMMER HAS NEVER SOUNDED BETTER GET YOUR TICKETS TODAY! ABBA—THE CONCERT AUGUST 16 SING-A-LONG SOUND OF MUSIC Full Film & Lyrics! AUGUST 23 JOSH GROBAN AUGUST 19 & 20 With Wolf Trap Orchestra BAND OF HORSES Live Acoustic Set PACIFIC NORTHWEST BALLET OREGON BALLET THEATRE AUGUST 27 PLUS THE BAND PERRY 8/28 • PRINCE ROYCE 8/29 • THE FRESH BEAT BAND 8/30 GEORGE BENSON 8/31 • GIPSY KINGS 9/4 • CIRQUE DREAMS 9/5–6 • COLBIE CAILLAT 9/7 PREMIER SPONSOR 2014 SUMMER SEASON THURSDAY | 08.07.2014 | EXPRESS | 25 weekendpass Last dose of summer following (totally real) symptoms, you could consult a doctor, or you could follow our (totally unlicensed) diagnoses. RUDI GREENBERG (EXPRESS) IS THE CALENDAR MOVING FASTER THAN YOU CAN HANDLE? Did you wake up last week and cry out in agony at the realization that it was already August? Are you spending too much time inside? Then you might have the summertime sadness! There’s no way to stop summer from slipping away, but there are still four more August weekends to keep the dream of sunshine and good times alive. If you’re suffering from any of the Feeling anxious? Symptom: You wake up in the middle of the night and shout “SUUUUUUMMMERRRR!” like you’re Marlon Brando in “A Streetcar Named Desire.” Diagnosis: Bummersummeritis Cure: Head to the beach. Feeling unfulfilled? Symptom: You’re hungry, but nothing fills your appetite. Diagnosis: Restless stomach syndrome Cure: Dine out, al fresco. Here are three picks for outdoor eating (and drinking): Vinoteca (1940 11th St. NW): This wine bar has a peaceful patio out front, a sophisticated menu meant for sharing and an extensive wine list. The draw for those in need of outdoor eating is the plaza in the back, with its outdoor bar, picnic-style seating and a bocce ball court. Republic (6939 Laurel Ave., Takoma Park, Md.): The restaurant has a patio just big enough to feature live music. Bonus: Locals who remember when Video Americain occupied Republic’s space will appreciate the video store’s restored neon sign, which helps light the intimate outdoor area. Garden District (1801 14th St. NW): The popular beer garden formerly known as Standard gets a bit less crowded in August, leaving room for you to sip on liter mugs of beer while eating smoked meats. Pro tip: Grab a doughnut — baked in a doughnut robot — for dessert. Drive up the East Coast to one of Delmarva’s many beaches. En route, stop at a brewery — like Evolution Craft Brewing Company (201 E. Vine St., Salisbury, Md.) — for a drink, then hit the beach and dip your toes. Once it gets dark, head to a restaurant — we’re fans of Dogfish Head’s Rehoboth Beach brewpub (320 Rehoboth Ave., Rehoboth Beach, Del.) — and try to forget that you’ve wasted spent the past two months at something called “work.” Feeling caged in? Symptom: The only time you get to enjoy the weather is during your trips to and from work. Diagnosis: Stuckinthecityaphyxiation Cure: Go outside — for fun! Nothing will make you forget about work faster than a short trip to the great outdoors. The scenic and peaceful Great Falls Park (9200 Old Dominion Drive, McLean, Va., or 11710 MacArthur Blvd., Potomac, Md.) is easily accessible from both Maryland and Virginia and offers hiking trails for beginners and veterans. Ride a bike around the Tidal Basin (rent one from Capital Bikeshare if you don’t own one). Feeling zombified? Symptom: You haven’t left your home in a month because you got caught up binge-watching “Ghost Whisperer.” Diagnosis: Screendinitis Cure: Go see a movie outdoors Feeling dehydrated? Symptom: Your skin is dry and your Vitamin D count is low. Diagnosis: Sunemia Cure: Hit the pool or head to Splash Yards. THINKSTOCK IMAGES (EXPRESS ILLUSTRATIONS) Here are our suggestions for your open-air movie viewing pleasure: Catch a classic — “Casablanca” — by the water in Reston, Va. (Lake Anne Plaza, 1609 Washington Plaza, Reston, Va.; Sunday, sundown, free). Belt your heart out with the “Frozen” sing-along in Fairfax while enjoying $3 Dolcezza push pops in the park. (Strawberry Park, 2910 District Ave., Fairfax; Aug. 22, 7 p.m., free.) The easy cure: Head to your local pool for some fun in the sun. For a list of D.C. pools, visit dpr.dc.gov/page/ aquatic-facilities. Or, you could nip this in the bud Saturday by heading to Splash Yards at Yards Park (355 Water St. SE, Sat., 2-6 p.m., free). The adults-only (21 and up) pool party turns Yards Park into an outdoor water festival complete with two pools, a giant waterslide and a water battle. Frozen drinks and Bluejacket beer will be for sale, and all-’90s cover band White Ford Bronco will soundtrack the day. Consider this a slow binge: Each Sunday from now till Aug. 31, you can watch a different James Bond film (all with Sean Connery as 007) at National Harbor’s plaza. First up is “Goldfinger,” followed by “From Russia With Love,” “Dr. No” and “You Only Live Twice.” (165 Waterfront St., National Harbor, Md.; Sundays, 6 p.m., free.) top stops Thu. MUSIC 26 | EXPRESS | 08.07.2014 | THURSDAY The best t of the nex s y a d 7 FRIDAY Tiny Ruins Hear the delicate voice of New Zealand-based singer-songwriter Tiny Ruins. DC9, 1940 Ninth St. NW, Thu. 9 p.m., $12. ART & DRINKS Jerry Garcia Symphonic Celebration Pier Six Pavilion, 731 Eastern Ave., Baltimore; Fri. 8 p.m., $35-$85. Phillips After 5 Collect an “American Bounty” at the latest Phillips After 5 event, which includes a digital foodbased scavenger hunt, bluegrass and a bourbon tasting. Phillips Collection, 1600 21st St. NW; Thu. 5 p.m., $12. MUSIC Grateful Dead guitarist Jerry Garcia, right, would have turned 72 last week. To celebrate, Gov’t Mule’s Warren Haynes leads the Baltimore Symphony Orchestra through a selection of the late singer’s tunes for the Jerry Garcia Symphonic Celebration, an orchestral reimagining of the Dead’s eclectic canon. Last summer, the inaugural edition of the tour united Deadheads and classical music buffs alike at Wolf Trap. Despite the buttoned-up orchestral flair, there was still plenty of exploratory jamming. Beres Hammond Underrated Jamaican reggae singer Beres Hammond brings songs from his 2012 album “One Love, One Life” to D.C. Howard Theatre, 620 T St. NW; Thu. 8 p.m., $45. Backyard Barbecue. National Building Museum, 401 F St. NW; Fri., 5:30 p.m., free. COMEDY FRIDAY + SATURDAY Jerry Seinfeld Kennedy Center, 2700 F St. NW; Fri., 7 p.m., Sat., 7 & 9:30 p.m., $75-$155. Fri. STAGE Moshe Kasher Up-and-coming Los Angeles comic Moshe Kasher cracks up Arlington audiences for two nights, starting Friday. Arlington Cinema & Drafthouse, 2903 Columbia Pike, Arlington; Fri. & Sat., 10 p.m., $20. Mika Singh Indian pop star Mika Singh teams up with porn star-turned Bollywood actress Sunny Leone for what we think is a concert. Patriot Center, 4500 Patriot Circle, Fairfax; Fri., 8 p.m. $39-$259. GETTY IMAGES Sat. BEATS ART Martyn Dutch DJ Martyn calls D.C. home, so we’ll call this a homecoming. U Street Music Hall, 1115 U St. NW; Sat., 10 p.m., $10 (free before midnight for ages 21 and up). BEER ‘Between Fact and Fiction’ D.C.-based artist Adam Hager wants you to play with his work in “Between Fact and Fiction,” an interactive sculpture exhibit where you can do things like operate music boxes built into a spinal cord. Flashpoint Gallery, 916 G St NW; Fri. through Sept. 6, Wednesdays through Saturdays, noon-6 p.m., free. ROCK ONGOING Cirque du Soleil’s ‘Amaluna’ The Plateau at Downtown National Harbor, 300 Waterfront St., National Harbor; through Sept. 21, various times and prices. Contrary to what his popular Web series would suggest, Jerry Seinfeld, doesn’t spend all his time getting coffee in classic cars with other comedians. No, Seinfeld — whose eponymous sitcom celebrated the 25th anniversary of its premiere last month — is still a working stand-up comic. And, by most accounts, he hasn’t lost a step. This weekend, you can see for yourself. Quincy Mumford Fun-loving rocker Quincy Mumford (who, despite his surname, is not in Mumford & Sons) brings his band the Reason Why to Hill Country’s Cirque du Soleil’s latest spectacle, “Amaluna,” is set on a mysterious island that’s guided by the cycles of the moon. When the island’s queen, Prospera, causes a storm, a group of young men crash-land, setting the wheels in motion for a love story between the queen’s daughter and one of the men. But you’re not going to a Cirque du Soleil show for a love story — you want elaborate acrobatics, crazy costumes and trippy visuals that make you go “whoa.” Don’t worry, that’s all included in the price of admission. 3 Stars Brewing D.C.’s own 3 Stars Brewing is turning 2, and it’s celebrating with a party at Meridian Pint featuring 12 drafts (such as Southern Bell and Winter Barrel Madness) and an outdoor barbecue. Meridian Pint, 3400 11th St. NW, Sat., 4 p.m., free. THURSDAY | 08.07.2014 | EXPRESS | 27 weekendpass COMEDY ‘Monty Python Live (Mostly)’ If you can’t fly out to London for legendary comedy troupe Monty Python’s reunion show, wake up early for the next best thing: “Monty Python Live (Mostly),” a big-screen simulcast of one of their 02 Arena shows. Landmark E Street Cinema, 555 11th St. NW; Sat., 11 a.m., $15. Wed. MUSIC TUESDAY MKTO Fillmore, 8656 Colesville Road, Silver Spring; Tues., 7 p.m., $20. Nickel Creek If you missed the reunion of Americana act Nickel Creek at 9:30 Club in May, here’s a second chance. Wolf Trap, Filene Center, 1551 Trap Road, Vienna; Wed., 7:30 p.m., $35-$125. ROCK Sun. MUSIC Linkin Park, Thirty Seconds to Mars and AFI Admit it, at some point you listened to Linkin Park, Thirty Seconds to Mars or AFI, so there’s no shame in seeing all three bands play a concert together. Unless someone you know sees you there. Jiffy Lube Live, 7800 Cellar GETTY IMAGES Gavin DeGraw and Matt Nathanson It’s a double-dose of sensitive singer-songwriters when Gavin DeGraw and Matt Nathanson share a bill. Wolf Trap, Filene Center, 1551 Trap Road, Vienna; Sun., 7 p.m., $30-$100. Door Drive, Bristow, Va.; Wed., 6:30 p.m., $36-$90. UKULELE Pop duo MKTO — Malcolm Kelley, below right, and Tony Oller, below left, — met when they co-starred on the short-lived TeenNick sitcom “Gigantic.” But the pair are only just gaining steam from their catchy single “Classic,” despite the fact that it was released a year ago. It’s a soulful throwback that sounds like The Jackson 5 and features claims as audacious as: “I wanna thrill you like Michael/ I wanna kiss you like Prince/ Let’s get it on like Marvin Gaye.” Tues. SURF ROCK SATURDAY + SUNDAY UkeFest 2014 Pretend you’re in Hawaii (or inside Zooey Deschanel’s brain) at Strathmore’s annual outdoor celebration of the ukulele UkeFest 2014, which features free performances from Cathy Fink, Marcy Marxer, James Hill and many more. Music Center at Strathmore, 5301 Tuckerman Lane, North Bethesda; Wed., 7 p.m., free. Moonrise Festival Pimlico Race Course, 5201 Park Heights Ave., Baltimore; Sat. & Sun., 11 a.m., $95-$150 (single day), $149.50-$249.50 (two-day pass). Dick Dale Guitarist Dick Dale, 77, practically invented surf rock with his 1962 album “Surfers’ Choice.” The breakneck speed at which he played his axe also helped lead to heavy metal. Birchmere, 3701 Mount Vernon Ave., Alexandria; Tues., 7:30 p.m., $29.50. Beats and big bass drops descend on Baltimore’s Pimlico Race Course for the Moonrise Festival, a two-day megaconcert that’s making its debut after it was prematurely canceled last year. The celebration of all things EDM features sets from untz-happy acts like Bro Safari, STS9, Kaskade, above, and Bassnectar, along with performances from rappers A$AP Ferg and Waka Flocka Flame. Bring glowsticks and an appetite for booming bass drops. s EASY ADVENTURES CLOSE TO DC! k c a Fun P ll Ages WHITEWATER & A KAYAK TOURS RAFT For & RENTALS & ZIP Near Historic Harpers Ferry RiverTrail.com • 301-834-9950 Save 10% with Code: GXS 28 | EXPRESS | 08.07.2014 | THURSDAY THEATRE An Evening with Danny Kaye Toby's Dinner Theatre Through August 16 HH Award winner Brian Childers in a tribute to one of Broadway & Hollywood’ s greatest showmen. NYTimes: “Delightful!”. Wash Post: “Magnetic” AmericanCentury.org 703-998-4555 Up to $40 Broadway World: “Immensely Entertaining” Pirates of Penzance NOW-August 31st Don't miss this updated version of Gilbert and Sullivan's most popular musical comedy! Toby’ s Dinner Theatre Columbia 410.730.8311 Tobysdinnertheatre.com See Website Wacky, Irreverent and Entertaining! Shear Madness The Kennedy Center Theater Lab Regular Schedule: Tuesday–Friday at 8 Saturday at 6 & 9 Sunday at 3 & 7 It's an ordinary day at the Shear Madness salon, when the lady upstairs gets knocked off. WHOdunit? Catch the killer at this comedy, where "shrieks of laughter night after night" (Washington Post), shake the walls of the Kennedy Center. Ogres, a 26 FT. Dragon & Fun. It’ sa magical summer in Fairfax, VA The Kennedy Center Theater Lab Student Rush Tickets Available Tickets: 202-467-4600 Groups: 202-416-8400 www.shearmadness.com Chantilly High School 4201 Stringfellow Rd. www.thealliancetheatre.org A.F. Memorial - Friday Capitol Steps - Tuesday Sylvan Theater – Wed. Tickets Avail. at Box Office Great Group Rates Available The Alliance Theatre Aug. 1,2,8,9 at 7:30 Aug. 2,3,9,10 at 2:00 $16 703.220.8101 A Family Adventure PERFORMANCES Summer Concert Series Friday, Aug. 8 Tuesday, Aug. 12 Wednesday, Aug. 13 All concerts at 8 p.m. Join the official chorus of the U.S. Air Force, The Singing Sergeants, as they present a special program entitled “How Can I Keep from Singing.” Free, no tickets For more concert info, see ‘Events Calendar’ at: www.usafband.af.mil Outdoor concerts are subject to weather cancellation. Call 202-7675658 for info. MUSIC - CONCERTS Concert Band & Chorus Stars and Stripes Forever! How To Succeed in Congress Without Really Lying US Film Premiere Tonight and Tomorrow! Thurs, Aug 7 at 8pm Fri, Aug 8 at 8pm The Concert Band joins forces with the men of the Army Chorus in a special concert celebrating one of our Nation’ s singular symbols. It goes by many names like the Star Spangled Banner, the Stars and Stripes, and Old Glory. Join us as we honor the flag with music by George M. Cohan and many more! West Steps of U.S. Capitol Washington, DC See details at: usarmyband.com facebook.com/usarmyband youtube.com/usarmyband Ronald Reagan Building 1300 Pennsylvania Ave, NW Tix available at 202.397.SEAT ticketmaster.com Enrique V. Iglesias Auditorium 1330 New York Ave NW Metro Center (202) 623-1410 iadb.org/cultural @BIDCultura Imagination Stage 4908 Auburn Ave. Bethesda, MD imaginationstage.org Imagination Stage 4908 Auburn Ave. Bethesda, MD imaginationstage.org Free No Tickets Req. See the full summer concert schedule online! COMEDY Fridays & Saturdays at 7:30pm A musical, political satire. We put the MOCK in Democracy! www.capsteps.com Info: 202.312.1555 $36 Discounts available for groups of 10+. 202-312-1427 The film will be introduced by dir. Patricia Pérez “A savory treat for all ages!” –The Wash. Post “Ridiculously adorable!” –Our Kids FILMS EVENTS Finding Gastón Thursday, August 7, 2014 at 6:30 p.m. A magical journey into the heart and soul of the Peruvian food revolution following the dreams of world famous chef Gastón Acurio. Sophie befriends the world’ s ONLY big friendly giant. Join their adventure to save the children of England! Two daring mice set out to explore the moon, since it’ s made of cheese! Join the adventure in this interactive play. Free, photo ID required CHILDREN'S THEATRE The BFG By Roald Dahl Final Weekend! Best for ages 5+ Final Weekend! Best for ages 1-5 $12+ Mouse on the Move $12+ The Guide to the Lively Arts appears: • Sunday in Arts & Style. deadline: Tues., 12 noon • Monday in Style. deadline: Friday, 12 noon • Tuesday in Style. deadline: Mon., 12 noon • Wednesday in Style. deadline: Tues., 12 noon • Thursday in Style. deadline: Wed., 12 noon • Thursday in Express. deadline: Wed., 12 noon • Friday in Weekend. deadline: Tues., 12 noon • Saturday in Style. deadline: Friday, 12 noon For information about advertising, call: Raymond Boyer or Rachel Williams 202-334-7006 | FAX 202-496-3814 | firstname.lastname@example.org it’s not live art without a live audience. Adve vertis ve i e in Th The e Gu uid ide e to the th he Li L ve vel ly Ar Arts ts! ts ! 202-3343344-70 7 06 0 | gu guid id idet detoa oa art rts@ s@ @wa ash shpo hpo pos st.com st.c om m THURSDAY | 08.07.2014 | EXPRESS | 29 going out guide Selected listings from goingoutguide.com. Head online for more events and activities! 3701 Mount Vernon Ave. Alexandria, VA • 703-549-7500 For entire schedule go to Birchmere.com Find us on Facebook/Twitter! Tix @ Ticketmaster.com 800-745-3000 Aug 7 Sight American Painting: “Images of Washington,” works that capture parts of Washington by Lani Browning, Marietje Chamberlain, Hui Lai Chong, Barbara Nuss and other member artists, through Sept. 27. 5118 MacArthur Blvd. NW; 202244-3244, classicamericanpainting.com. American University Museum at the Katzen Arts Center: “An Opening of the Field: Jess, Robert Duncan and Their Circle,” the exhibition examines artist Jess Collins (known as Jess) and his relationship with his partner/collaborator, poet Robert Duncan, through Aug. 17. “Brink and Boundary,” the exhibition features site-specific installations by four artists in such nontraditional exhibition spaces as the museum’s elevator, an emergency stairwell and the exterior of the building, through Aug. 17. “Continental Drift,” an exhibition exploring the work of artist Judy Byron, through Aug. 17. “Mynd Alive: BK Adams. I Am Art,” the sculpture garden is filled with 3-D works by a Washington artist whose art includes the whimsical ALI SERADGE (COURTESY OF CONNERSMITH GALLERY) and the provocative, through Aug. 17. “Passion Collectors: The Washington Print Club at 50,” nearly 150 prints from Washington collections include works by Pablo Picasso, Anthony van Dyck, Chuck Close and others, through Aug. 17. “Syzygy,” artist William Newman’s series of 19 oil paintings and digital images, and two metal sculptures, through Aug. 17. “The Franz and Virginia Bader Fund: Second Act,” an exhibition of paintings, sculptures and works on paper by Richard Cleaver, Emilie Brzezinski, Fred Folsom and other artists who received grants from the Bader Fund, through Aug. 17. 4400 Massachusetts Ave. NW; 202-885-1300, american.edu/cas/ katzen. JAY HAYDEN & V.RICH (aka DAVID 8 BUSTER POINDEXTER JOHANSEN) 9 PURE PRAIRIE LEAGUE & FIREFALL 10 KENNY G (Band) 12 Guitar Legend DICK DALE 13 VICTOR WOOTEN BAND 14 THE ZOMBIES 16 MARTY STUART & His Fabulous Superlatives W/Angaleena Presley (of The Pistol Annies) 17 feat. Joan Osborne, Jackie Greene, Steve Gorman, Tom Bukovac, Nick Govrik Cris 19 Jacobs TRIGGER HIPPY Anacostia Community Museum: “Black Baseball in the District of Columbia,” an examination of the national pastime in the African-American community, indefinitely. “Home Sewn: Quilts From the Lower Mississippi Valley,” an exhibition examining the generational, social and economic fabric of an AfricanAmerican quilting community in rural Mississippi, through Sept. 21. “Ubuhle Women, Beadwork and the Art of CONTINUED ON PAGE 30 STURGILL SIMPSON Jenny BRUCE COCKBURN Scheinman 22 KIM WATERS 23 Mary Bridget Davies 21 The Star of Broadway’s A NIGHT WITH Connersmith: “Academy 2014,” works by MFA and BFA students in the Washington and Baltimore areas, through Aug. 16. 1358-60 Florida Ave. NE; 202-588-8750, connersmith.us.com. KIDS ARE FREE! PARKING IS FREE! Creativity Today Innovation Tomorrow FINAL WEEKEND! GLADYS KNIGHT “ clever, and vivacious!” –DCMetroTheaterArts The BFG & Graham LARRY GRAHAM Central Station 28 CHRIS HILLMAN & HERB PEDERSEN and CARLENE CARTER 29 NOEL GOURDIN & AVERY*SUNSHINE 30 BILL KIRCHEN & TOO MUCH FUN AND JASON D. WILLIAMS Sept 5 EUGE GROOVE 6 THE SELDOM SCENE & JONATHAN EDWARDS Seth 7 ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL Walker 9&10 CHRIS ISAAK Ellie 11 AMY GRANT Holcomb Natalia 12 MELISSA FERRICK Zukerman ‘ Janis Joplin’ 27 Spend an evening in concert with ! …hilarious, Sat. Oct. 25, 8pm Warner Theatre, Wash DC Tickets on sale Now through Ticketmaster.com, The Warner Theatre Box Ofc, or call 800-745-3000. “Fun puppet adventure... savory treat for all ages!” –The Washington Post ♦ 30,000 Sqft N-Trak Convention Layout! ♦ Huge Operating Model Railroads! ♦ Over 450 Tables of Trains! ♦ Trains Kids Can Run! ♦ Riding Train For Kids! ETS TICK T AT STAR $10! Sat & Sun, August 9th & 10th, 10am-4pm Dulles Expo Center 4320 Chantilly Shopping Center, Chantilly, VA 20151 Adults $8 • KIDS Under 12 FREE! FREE Parking! For More Information Visit: www.GreenbergShows.com www.imaginationstage.org l 301-280-1660 30 | EXPRESS | 08.07.2014 | THURSDAY goingoutguide.com CONTINUED FROM PAGE 29 Independence,” this exhibition features a new form of bead art, ndwango (which translates as “cloth”), developed by a community of women living and working together in rural KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa, through Sept. 21. 1901 Fort Place SE; 202-633-4820, anacostia.si.edu. offers remixed versions of four shows from its history, through Oct. 5. 3550 Wilson Blvd., Arlington; 703-248-6800, findyourartist.org. Arlington Arts Center: “Reprise: 40 to the Fore,” in celebration of its 40th anniversary, the Arlington Arts Center Art Museum of the Americas: “Small Guide to Homeownership,” photographs from Alejandro Cartagena’s “Mexicana Suburbia” series are on display, through Sept. 7. 201 18th St. NW; 202-370-0147, museum.oas.org. Arthur M. Sackler Gallery: “An American in London: Whistler and the Thames,” this is the first major exhibition to examine paintings from James McNeill Whistler’s early period in London, through Aug. 17. 1050 Independence Ave. SW; 202-633-1000, asia.si.edu. LAST CHANCE Francisco, E. Jane and Ian McDermott, through Sun. “Fermata,” Artisphere’s first exhibition dedicated entirely to sound, through Sun. 1101 Wilson Blvd., Arlington; 703-875-1100, artisphere.com. BlackRock Center for the Arts: “It’s Abstract!,” 12 artists including Fran Abrams, Laurie Breen, Sabine Carlson, Laurence Chandler, Felisa Federman, Gordana Gerskovic, Kristin Herzog, Ronald Komara, Hester Ohbi, Lynette Reed, Lynn Rybicki and Bridget Z. Sullivan display their abstract works, through Sept. 5. “Still Life Paintings,” still life paintings by artist Rulei Bu are exhibited, through Sept. 5. 12901 Town Commons Drive, Germantown; 301-528-2260, Athenaeum: “Influence and Inspiration in Alexandria,” the exhibition highlights the Art League’s finest work during the past 40 years, through Sept. 21. 201 Prince St., Alexandria; 703-548-0035, nvfaa.org. Artisphere: “E11: CODA,” in its 11th year, the gallery’s Emerging Artists program puts on a show working with the discipline of sound art. Selected artists include Alex Braden, Emily Local movie times AMC Loews Georgetown 14 3111 K Street N.W. (!) 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CC/DVS1:15-3:50-7:20-9:55 Lucy (R) CC/DVS12:55-2:15-3:10-4:35-5:30-7:00-8:10-9:20-10:20 Into the Storm (PG-13) CC/DVS8:00-10:30 Step Up All In 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS(!) 8:00-10:40 Landmark E Street Cinema 555 11th Street NW Mood Indigo (L'ecume des jours) (NR) 1:10-3:20-5:30-7:40-9:50 A Most Wanted Man (R) 1:00-4:00-5:15-7:00-8:15-9:40 Begin Again (R) 2:10-7:10 I Origins (R) 2:15 Wish I Was Here (R) 4:40-9:40 Boyhood (R) 12:45-3:00-4:30-6:30-8:00 Magic in the Moonlight (PG-13) 1:30-2:30-4:15-5:00-6:45-7:30-9:15-9:45 22 Jump Street (R) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video;Digital Presentation;Reserved Seating: 11:30-2:10-4:50 Sex Tape (R) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video;Digital Presentation;Reserved Seating: 11:35-2:00-4:45 The Hundred-Foot Journey (PG) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video;Digital Presentation;Reserved Seating: (!) 7:00-9:50-10:20 Hercules 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video;Real D 3D;Reserved Seating: 2:30 Into the Storm (PG-13) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video;Digital Presentation;Reserved Seating: (!) 8:00-10:20 The Purge: Anarchy (R) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video;Digital Presentation;Reserved Seating: 1:45-4:30 Lucy (R) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video;Digital Presentation;Reserved Seating: 11:30-12:301:50-3:00-4:30-5:30-8:00-9:45 Step Up All In 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video;Real D 3D;Reserved Seating: (!) 8:00-10:30 Wish I Was Here (R) AMC INDEPENDENT;CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video;Digital Presentation;Reserved Seating: (!) 12:00-2:30-5:00 Transformers: Age of Extinction (PG-13) CC/DVS(!) 1:05 Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (PG-13) CC/DVS1:15-7:20 Guardians of the Galaxy (PG-13) CC/DVS(!) 12:30-1:30-3:30-4:30-5:00-6:30-7:30-8:00-9:10-10:10 How to Train Your Dragon 2 (PG) CC-Closed Captions: (!) 12:55-3:20 Dawn of the Planet of the Apes in 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS(!) 4:20 Guardians of the Galaxy 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS(!) 1:00-2:00-4:00-7:00-9:55-10:40 A Most Wanted Man (R) CC/DVS1:10-4:10-7:10-10:20 Planes: Fire & Rescue (PG) CC/DVS12:40-3:00-5:20-7:50 Get On Up (PG-13) CC/DVS12:30-3:40-6:50-10:00 Boyhood (R) 1:40-5:15-5:50-9:00-9:30 And So It Goes (PG-13) 10:30 Kick (Hindi) (NR) 2:40-6:00-9:20 DCI 2014: Big, Loud & Live 11 (NR) 6:30 Regal Kingstowne 16 & RPX 5910 Kingstowne Towne Center www.landmarktheatres.com AMC Hoffman Center 22 206 Swamp Fox Rd. (!) 7:00-8:30-10:00-11:00 www.AMCTheatres.com Transformers: Age of Extinction (PG-13) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video;Digital Presentation: 12:10 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (PG-13) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video;Digital Presentation: 4 Minute Mile (PG-13) AMC INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation: (!) 2:25-7:30 Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (PG-13) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video;Digital Presenta- Regal Gallery Place Stadium 14 707 Seventh Street NW Transformers: Age of Extinction (PG-13) CC/DVS(!) 11:45AM Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (PG-13) CC/DVS7:45-10:30 Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (PG-13) CC/DVS1:30-4:30-7:50-10:50 Guardians of the Galaxy (PG-13) CC/DVS(!) 1:10-4:00-7:00-10:00 Dawn of the Planet of the Apes in 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS(!) 12:40-3:40 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS(!) 7:00-9:40 Hercules (PG-13) CC/DVS1:20-4:20-7:15-10:10 Guardians of the Galaxy 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS(!) 12:00-1:50-3:00-6:20-9:10 22 Jump Street (R) CC/DVS9:55 Sex Tape (R) CC/DVS3:30-6:10-9:00 The Hundred-Foot Journey (PG) CC/DVS7:10-10:10 Planes: Fire & Rescue (PG) CC/DVS12:30-2:50-5:10-7:30 Get On Up (PG-13) CC/DVS11:40-1:00-2:50-4:10-7:10-10:10 Hercules 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS(!) 12:20-3:10 Into the Storm (PG-13) CC/DVS8:00-10:40 The Purge: Anarchy (R) CC/DVS12:10-2:40-5:20-8:00-10:50 Lucy (R) CC/DVS11:50-12:50-2:20-3:20-4:50-7:20-9:50 Step Up All In 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS(!) 8:00-10:45 tion: 1:35-7:25 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (PG-13) CC/DVS7:45-10:15 Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (PG-13) CC/DVS12:30-3:25-6:30-9:40 Guardians of the Galaxy (PG-13) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descripti;Dolby Atmos;RPX: (!) 11:20-5:00-10:40 Hercules (PG-13) CC/DVS10:55-2:00-4:45-7:40 Guardians of the Galaxy 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descripti;Dolby Atmos;RPX: (!) 2:10-7:50 A Most Wanted Man (R) CC/DVS12:00-3:50-7:05-10:35 Sex Tape (R) CC/DVS10:45-1:10-4:00 The Hundred-Foot Journey (PG) CC/DVS7:00-9:55 Planes: Fire & Rescue (PG) CC/DVS11:10-1:20-4:05 Get On Up (PG-13) CC/DVS11:30-1:00-4:10-7:30-10:40 Hercules 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS(!) 12:50-3:40-10:20 Into the Storm (PG-13) CC/DVS8:00-10:20 The Purge: Anarchy (R) CC/DVS2:40-5:15-8:10-10:40 Lucy (R) CC/DVS10:50-12:10-1:50-2:50-4:15-5:30-8:05-10:25 Boyhood (R) 11:00-3:00-6:40-10:15 Step Up All In 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS(!) 8:00-10:45 And So It Goes (PG-13) 12:40 The Fluffy Movie (PG-13) 3:45 Guardians of the Galaxy (PG-13) CC/DVS(!) 10:45-12:20-1:35-3:10-4:25-6:00-7:15-10:05 Guardians of the Galaxy 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS(!) 12:45-3:35-6:25-9:00-9:30 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS(!) 7:00-9:35 www.regalcinemas.com Guardians of the Galaxy (PG-13) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video;Digital Presentation: (!) How to Train Your Dragon 2 (PG) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video;Digital Presentation: 12:10-5:10 How to Train Your Dragon 2 3D (PG) DVS-Descriptive Video Service;RealD 3D: 2:40 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video;Real D 3D: (!) Dawn of the Planet of the Apes in 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video;RealD Hercules (PG-13) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video;Digital Presentation: 11:40-2:10-4:40-7:10-9:40 Guardians of the Galaxy 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video;Real D 3D: (!) 11:30A Most Wanted Man (R) AMC INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation: 11:00-1:45-4:30-7:20-10:05 Sex Tape (R) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video;Digital Presentation: 12:45-3:15-5:45 The Hundred-Foot Journey (PG) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video;Digital Presentation: (!) Planes: Fire & Rescue (PG) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video;Digital Presentation: 11:05-3:25 Planes: Fire & Rescue 3D (PG) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video;RealD 3D: 1:15-5:35 Louder Than Words (PG-13) AMC INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation: (!) 2:10 Get On Up (PG-13) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video;Digital Presentation: (!) 11:30-1:05-1:502:35-4:10-4:55-7:15-8:00-10:20 Hercules 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video;Real D 3D: 12:50-3:20-5:50 7:00-10:00-12:01 1:20-2:20-4:10-5:10-7:00-8:00 3D: 4:30-10:25 7:00-7:45-9:30-10:30-12:01 12:00-2:50-5:40-8:30-9:45-11:20 Regal Potomac Yard 16 3575 Jefferson Davis Highway www.regalcinemas.com Regal Majestic 20 & IMAX 900 Ellsworth Drive Transformers: Age of Extinction (PG-13) CC/DVS(!) 11:55-3:25-10:25 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (PG-13) CC/DVS7:30-10:00 Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (PG-13) CC/DVS1:15-4:15-7:45-10:55 Guardians of the Galaxy (PG-13) CC/DVS(!) 11:30-12:50-2:10-3:40-7:30-8:00-9:30 How to Train Your Dragon 2 (PG) CC-Closed Captions: (!) 11:05-1:35-4:05 Dawn of the Planet of the Apes in 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS(!) 7:15-10:15 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS(!) 7:00-9:30 Hercules (PG-13) CC/DVS11:05-1:45-4:15-7:15 Guardians of the Galaxy 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS(!) 11:00-1:50-4:40-5:10-10:20-10:50 Earth to Echo (PG) CC-Closed Captions: 1:10-3:35-6:05-8:30 22 Jump Street (R) CC/DVS1:55-7:55 Sex Tape (R) CC/DVS11:15-2:05-4:55-7:05-9:45 Planes: Fire & Rescue (PG) CC/DVS12:20-2:35-4:45 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (PG-13) CC/DVS7:00-9:40 Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (PG-13) CC/DVS12:00-3:20-6:30-9:25 Guardians of the Galaxy (PG-13) CC/DVS(!) 12:25-1:10-3:10-4:10-6:10-7:10-8:00-9:10-10:10 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS(!) 7:30-10:25 Hercules (PG-13) CC/DVS11:00-11:30-1:30-2:10-4:00-6:20-9:00 Guardians of the Galaxy 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS(!) 11:10-12:50-2:00-3:50-5:00-6:45-9:40-10:40 22 Jump Street (R) CC/DVS11:30-2:30-5:10 Sex Tape (R) CC/DVS1:40-4:30 The Hundred-Foot Journey (PG) CC/DVS7:15-10:05 Planes: Fire & Rescue (PG) CC/DVS11:30-1:50-4:20 Get On Up (PG-13) CC/DVS11:40-12:20-3:00-3:40-6:00-7:00-9:10-10:20 Hercules 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS(!) 4:40 Into the Storm (PG-13) CC/DVS8:00-10:30 The Purge: Anarchy (R) CC/DVS12:55-3:30-6:15-8:45 Lucy (R) CC/DVS11:50-12:30-2:20-2:50-5:10-5:30-7:50-10:30 Step Up All In 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS(!) 8:15-10:45 And So It Goes (PG-13) 11:10-1:50 DCI 2014: Big, Loud & Live 11 (NR) 6:30 THURSDAY | 08.07.2014 | EXPRESS | 31 goingoutguide.com blackrockcenter.org. Carroll Square Gallery: “Real Beauty,” Mariella Bisson, Ashlynn Browning, Amber Robles-Gordon and Deborah Zlotsky display their latest works as four different elemental aspects of contemporary abstraction, through Aug. 29. 975 F St. NW; 202-624-8643. Flashpoint: “Between Fact and Fiction,” Adam Hager collects, disassembles and reassembles mechanical objects that he collects, opening Fri., through Sept. 6. 916 G St. NW; 202-315-1305, culturaldc.org. Foundry Gallery: “Hot Glass in the City,” local premier glass artists display stained, fused, blown and flamework glass art, through Aug. 31. 1314 18th St. NW; 202-463-0203, foundrygallery.org. Freer Gallery of Art: “Bountiful Waters: Aquatic Life in Japanese Art,” an exhibition of ceramics, paintings, prints and illustrated books that depict Japan’s appreciation for the beauty and variety of fish and other species, through Sept. 14. “Chinese Ceramics for Tea in Japan,” a display of Chinese bowls, jars and ceramics acquired by Charles Lang Freer, through Sept. 14. “Japanese Screens: Landscapes and Waterscapes,” a collection of Japanese screens from the 15th to 19th century, through Aug. 24. “Off the Beaten Path: Early Works by James McNeill Whistler,” drawings, etchings and watercolors the artist created while he was traversing the French countryside in the summer of 1858, through Sept. 28. “Promise of Paradise: Early Chinese Buddhist Sculpture,” a collection of stone and gilt bronze Buddhist sculptures highlight two flourishing ages, the late Six Dynasties and the High Tang (6th to 8th century). The exhibition’s dramatic focus is the monumental Cosmological Buddha: a life-size stone sculpture covered in intricate representations of the earthly realms. It is the only one of its kind in the world, indefinitely. “Style in Chinese Landscape Painting: The Song Legacy,” features landscape paintings from the Song dynasty period, 907-1279, and later works that show an evolution of six different styles, through Oct. 26. “The Nile and Ancient Egypt,” high-quality artifacts from the collections of Freer Gallery are showcased to illuminate the role and importance of water animals for ancient Egyptian religion and afterlife, indefinitely. Jefferson Drive and 12th Street SW; 202-633-1000, asia.si.edu. Hillyer Art Space: “In Lieu of Longing,” Dane Winkler’s sculptural works contrast work and play, through Aug. 30. “Jettison to Collection,” Casey Snyder’s paintings explore the illusion of memory, through Aug. 30. “Platforms,” sculptures by Evan Reed blend architecture influenced by literature, through Aug. 30. 9 Hillyer Ct. NW; 202-338-0680, hillyerartspace.org. COURTESY OF PALEY STUDIOS ARCHIVE Hirshhorn Museum and Sculpture Garden: “Barbara Kruger: Belief + Doubt,” the entire museum space — walls, floor, escalator sides — is wrapped in text on vinyl by the artist, immersing visitors in halls of voices that address conflicting perceptions of democracy, power and belief, indefinitely. “Black Box: Oliver Laric,” a video installation by the artist explores the concept of authenticity by examining the history of bootleg, remixes and hybrid, through Oct. 5. “Directions: Jeremy Deller: English Magic,” footage by Deller from the film “English Magic” provides a portrait of Britain and explores how “consumerism, technology and the new monotony of work” have altered experiences with nature, culture and history, through Aug. 31. “Salvatore Scarpitta: Traveler,” an CONTINUED ON PAGE 32 Corcoran Gallery of Art: “American Journeys — Visions of Place,” a new installation of the museum’s pre-1945 American paintings and sculpture collection organized around the theme of the changing notion of place in the history of American art, indefinitely. “American Metal: The Art of Albert Paley,” an exhibition covering Paley’s 50-year career, from his time as a jeweler to his recent large-scale sculptural projects, through Sept. 28. “Mark Tribe: Plein Air,” this exhibition features works by Tribe that explore aerial landscape photography through computer simulation, through Sept. 28. “Sol LeWitt: Wall Drawing #65,” LeWitt’s piece, on loan from the National Gallery of Art, is displayed, through March 15. “Terra Firma: Landscapes From the Photography and Media Arts Collection,” a collection of 40 photographs and one video work related to landscape, through Sept. 28. 500 17th St. NW; 202-639-1700, corcoran.org. doors opening. welcome home. The Metro Rider ’s Guide. Every second and fourth Wednesday of the month. t 0185 1X1 TO DAY TO M O R ROW W E D N E S DAYS FARMERS MARKET +LUNCHTIME CONCERTS THURSDAYS / OAK ST NEAR WILSON /11AM-2PM /FARMERSMARKET MUSIC IN-STORE ROSSLYN OUTDOOR FILM FESTIVAL GATEWAY PARK/ DUSK E M P I R E R EC O R D S AU G U ST 8 /MOVIES FRIDAY NIGHTS / ROSSLYNVA NEW DAY YAPPY HOUR WEDNESDAYS 6-8 PM AMUSE TERRACE @ LE MÉRIDIEN / ROSSLYNVA /YAPPYHOUR / ROSSLYNVA 32 | EXPRESS | 08.07.2014 | THURSDAY goingoutguide.com CONTINUED FROM PAGE 31 exhibition representing Scarpitta’s career features paintings by the artist that incorporate bandages and automobile parts and his full-scale race car sculptures, through Jan. 11. “Speculative Forms,” drawn from the museum’s permanent collection, this sculpture exhibition examines trends in modernist sculpture since the early 20th century, through Sept. 30, 2015. Seventh Street and Independence Avenue SW; 202-6331000, hirshhorn.si.edu. The Real American Print Innovators and Their Followers,” a group show featuring printmakers Josef Albers, Boris Margo, Nancy McIntyre and others, through Aug. 16. 2025 Hillyer Place NW; 202-232-4644. Koshland Science Museum: “Idea Lab,” a new space at the museum created to explore new ideas and resources includes video, websites and maps, puzzles and other multimedia, indefinitely. Ongoing exhibits, “Earth Lab,” provides the latest data models and decision tools to create strategies for mitigating the impacts of climate change. “Life Lab” contains information about the science of healthy living, how the brain works, and how to plan healthy meals, indefinitely. 525 E St. NW; 202-334-1201, koshland-science-museum.org. exhibitions and historic aircraft and spacecraft, from the Wright Brothers’ plane to Charles Lindbergh’s Spirit of St. Louis to the Apollo 11 command module Columbia. The museum also has a planetarium and Imax theater, which for a fee shows educational films on flight and outer space, indefinitely. Sixth Street and Independence Avenue SW; 202-6331000, nasm.si.edu. Europe and modern American corn mazes, this large-scale maze made of birch plywood features several twists and turns for visitors, through Sept. 1. Ongoing exhibits: learn about the history of buildings and their environmental impact, indefinitely. 401 F St. NW; 202272-2448, nbm.org. National Gallery of Art, East Building: “In the Library: Documenting Loss and Preservation of Art and Architecture during the Second World War,” images from the Department of Image Collections at the National Gallery of Art Library reflect the dangers and loss of cultural patrimony during wars, through Sept. 26. Fourth Street and Constitution Avenue NW; 202-737-4215, nga.gov. Honfleur Gallery: ���Seventh Annual East of the River Exhibit,” a juried exhibition open to artists who live, work or have roots in wards 7 and 8, through Aug. 29. “The Invisible Wall: Photographs From East of the River,” photographs by Susana Raab, a photographer at the Smithsonian Anacostia Community Museum, through Aug. 29. 1241 Good Hope Road SE; 202-365-8392, honfleurgallery.com. National Air and Space Museum: “Hawaii by Air,” an exhibition examining how flying to Hawaii has changed through the years, through July 25. Ongoing exhibits: explore the evolution of flight through displays, hands-on Jane Haslem: “A Look at the Past: National Building Museum: “Cool and Collected: Recent Acquisitions,” new pieces in the museum’s collection include a salesman’s kit from the Underground Home company, pieces of terra cotta from buildings in Chicago and New York, and more, through May 25. “Designing for Disaster,” an exhibition featuring objects, graphics and multimedia examines how society determines and responds to natural hazards, through Aug. 2. “House and Home,” an ongoing exhibition that explores what it means to live at home, “The BIG Maze,” inspired by ancient labyrinths, garden and hedge mazes from 17th- and 18-century National Gallery of Art, West Building: “Andrew Wyeth: Looking Out, Looking In,” works by the artist including watercolors, drawings and tempera paintings are featured, through Nov. 30. “Civic Pride: Dutch Group Portraits From Amsterdam,” rare depictions by Govert Flinck and Bartholomeus van der Helst of meetings inside the Kloveniersdoelen, the gathering place of one of Amsterdam’s three militia companies, “Degas/Cassatt,” an exhibition featuring about 70 pieces in a variety of media reveals the artistic connection between Edgar Degas and Mary Cassatt, through Oct. 5. “Masterpieces of American Furniture From the Kaufman Collection, 1700-1830,” one of the largest collections of Early American furniture in private hands, acquired over the course of five decades by George M. and Linda H. Kaufman, is on display, indefinitely. “The Monuments Men and the National Gallery of Art: Behind the History,” a display of photographs from the World War II era, documents and memorabilia, through Sept. 1. Sixth Street and Constitution Avenue NW; 202-737-4215, nga.gov. Imagine Hope Community Charter School LAMOND CAMPUS 6200 KANSAS AVE., NE Washington, D.C. 20011 JUSTICE. FUN. INTEGRITY. HERE, IS WHERE I WANT TO BE...IMAGINE HOPE!!! TH 7 Luther re-Lives Concert Tour F 8 Doc Scantlin & His Imperial Palms Orchestra SA 9 DANCE NIGHT: The VI-Kings Ladies Night $1 SU 10 Rita Coolidge TH 14 Jon Carroll (solo) FR 15 Jr. Cline & the Recliners SA 16 Ellis Marsalis and Delfeayo Marsalis, “The Last Southern Gentlemen” Tour SU 17 Leonard, Coleman and Blunt FR 22 Friday Night Funnies w/Joe Clair & Friends SA 23 The WannaBeatles TH 28 The Thrillbillys FR 29 Janiva Magness w/ Special guest Bobby Radcliff Coltrane’s “A Love Supreme” manuscript and the Miss Piggy puppet on display in the exhibit through June 17, indefinitely. “Changing America: The Emancipation Proclamation, 1863, and the March on Washington, 1963,” a collection of photos and artifacts commemorating two major events in American history, through Sept. 7. “Continuity and Change: Fifty Years of Museum History,” modern digital photographic prints reveal the museum’s change of focus from history and technology to American history, through Sept. 7. “Food: Transforming the American Table, 1950 to 2000,” from food production to who does the cooking to where meals are consumed to what we know about what’s good for us, this exhibit explores how new technologies and social and cultural shifts have influenced major changes in food, wine and eating in America, indefinitely. “The Early Sixties: American Culture,” a display celebrating American culture in the 1960s, indefinitely. “The Quest for a Modern Museum: Celebrating the 50th Anniversary of the National Museum of American History,” for the 50th anniversary of the museum, an exhibition documenting its past, present and future, with a focus on the museum circa 1964, through Sept. 7. John Coltrane’s tenor saxophone, in celebration of the 50th anniversary of the recording of “A Love Supreme,” the jazz legend’s saxophone is on view, indefinitely. Michelle Obama’s second inaugural gown loan, the first lady’s second inaugural gown temporarily replaces her first in the First Ladies Room, through Jan. 19. Renee Fleming’s Super Bowl gown, the opera singer’s gown from the 2014 Super Bowl will be on view, indefinitely. 14th Street and Constitution Avenue NW; 202-633-1000, americanhistory.si.edu. National Museum of Natural History: “Augmented Reality Dinosaurs,” an exhibition allowing guests to interact with virtual dinosaurs, including Tyrannosaurus rex, through Sept. 1. “Beyond Bollywood: Indian Americans Shape the Nation,” through images, music, visual art and first-person narratives, this exhibition explores the influence and experience of Indian Americans in America, through Aug. 16, 2015. “Dom Pedro,” the 14-inch obelisk is a 10,363-carat aquamarine, indefinitely. “Living on an Ocean Planet,” a new permanent exhibit that explores the ocean space and its relationship to human life, indefinitely. “Once There Were Billions: Vanished Birds of North America,” examining the story of the last passenger pigeon, this exhibition features illustrations from the Biodiversity Heritage Library, through Oct. 31, 2015. “Portraits of Planet Ocean: The Photography of Brian Skerry,” an underwater journey through marine Coming up! 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Herndon; 703-481-5930. Investigation: Detective McDevitt: The theatrical walking tour follows the detective as he reviews the facts of Lincoln’s assassination, through Nov. 1, $15. Ford’s Theatre, 511 10th St. NW; 202347-4833, fordstheatre.org. U.S. Botanic Garden: “Amber Waves of Grain,” an exhibition about wheat, the work of Dr. Norman Borlaug and ongoing research into curing wheat disease, through Oct. 13. 100 Maryland Ave. SW; 202-225-8333, usbg.gov. LAST CHANCE Woodrow Wilson House: “Images of the Great War,” Monty Python’s Spamalot: King Arthur and Camelot are spoofed in this musical, through Aug. 23, $25$30. Little Theatre of Alexandria, 600 Wolfe St., Alexandria; 703-683-0496, thelittletheatre.com. LAST CHANCE Mouse on the Move: National Museum of the American Indian: “As We Grow: Traditions, Toys and Games,” a new permanent exhibition at the museum displays more than 100 objects that show how Native American children play. 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Together the unlikely pair sets out to save kids from the BFG’s more unsavory brethren, through Sun., $10-$25. Imagination Stage, 4908 Auburn Ave., Bethesda; 301-280-1660, imaginationstage.org. paintings, drawings and watercolors from the Anne S.K. Brown Military Collection at the Brown University Library depict the first two years of World War I, Thu.Sun. 2340 S St. NW; 202-387-4062, woodrowwilsonhouse.org. The moon is cheesy and cat-free, which is exactly why two young mice, Nellie and Amelia, decide to travel there, through Sun., $12. Imagination Stage, 4908 Auburn Ave., Bethesda; 301-280-1660, imaginationstage.org. LAST CHANCE Patience, Bunthorne’s Bride: Gilbert & Sullivan’s operetta is Stage staged, through Sat., $10-$20. Capitol Hill Arts Workshop, 545 Seventh St. SE; 202-547-6839, chaw.org. An Evening with Danny Kaye: Brian Childers stars in the musical tribute presented by American Century Theater, through Aug. 16, $35-$40, $32-$37 seniors and students. Gunston Arts Center Theater II, 2700 S. Lang St., Arlington; 703-998-4555. LAST CHANCE Dani Girl: After she loses her hair to leukemia, a 9-year-old girl, her imaginary friend and another patient go on an adventure to find it again. Presented by Unexpected Stage Company, through Sun., $10-$25. Randolph Road Theatre, 4010 Randolph Road, Silver Spring; 240-777-6820. National Museum of Women in the Arts: “Meret Oppenheim: Tender Friendships,” featuring more than 20 pieces and archival papers, this exhibition includes work by Oppenheim that explores the idea of friendship as a source of inspiration and support, through Sept. 14. “Total Art: Contemporary Video,” Dara Birnbaum, Kimsooja, Mariko Mori and Alex Prager are a few of the artists featured in this exhibition, which highlights video art by women from the 1970s to present, through Oct. 12. Ongoing exhibits: works by female artists, indefinitely. 1250 New York Ave. NW; 202-783-5000, nmwa.org. Washington: A Civil War Portfolio,” the exhibition features large-format reproductions of photographs, drawings and maps that document the Civil War and its impact on Washington, through Jan. 25. “One Life: Grant and Lee: 18641865,” an installation exploring the lives of Ulysses S. Grant and Robert E. Lee during the Civil War, through May 25. “The Network,” artist Lincoln Schatz recombines interviews with famous politicians, scholars and other notables into a single-screen video, indefinitely. Eighth and F streets NW; 202-633-1000, npg.si.edu. through Sept. 1. 555 Pennsylvania Ave. NW; 888-639-7386, newseum.org. Phillips Collection: “The Journals of Duncan Phillips,” a display of selections from the museum founder’s journals, which span 30 years, through Feb. 27. 1600 21st St. NW; 202-387-2151, phillipscollection.org. LAST CHANCE S. Dillon Ripley Center: “YoungArts: An Exhibition of Pinkalicious: What’s better than wearing pink dresses and eating pink cupcakes? Turning your skin pink! 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More than 50 paintings, drawings, prints and sculptures from around 1945 to 1975 by artists Alice Neel, Elaine de Kooning, Robert Rauschenberg, Beauford Delaney, Romare Bearden, Andy Warhol, Fairfield Porter, Alex Katz and Jamie Wyeth, through Jan. 11. “Mathew Brady’s Photographs of Union Generals,” studio portraits by one of the most famous photographers of the Civil War, through May 31. “Mr. Lincoln’s an exhibition exploring the FBI’s effort to combat crime features photographs, newspapers and interactive displays, through Jan. 4. “One Nation With News for All,” a historical exhibition exploring how immigrants and minority groups used the press to fight for their rights in America. Freedom’s Journal, the first black newspaper, and the Cherokee Phoenix, the first Native American newspaper, will be displayed, through Jan. 4. “Pictures of the Year,” images of people, events and issues that shaped the world in 2013, including the best news images from Pictures of the Year International will be featured, Works,” features artwork, readings and screenings by the 2014 U.S. Presidential Scholars in the Arts, Thu. 1100 Jefferson Dive. SW; 202-633-1000, si.edu/ museums/ripley-center. Disney’s Peter Pan Jr.: Peter Pan leads three siblings to Never Land, where children can stay young, through Aug. 24, $20, $15 students and seniors. Laurel Mill Playhouse, 508 Main St., Laurel; 301-6179906, laurelmillplayhouse.org. Disney’s The Lion King: Turning movies into musicals can be a pretty unimaginative endeavor, but this production is an exception. Innovative puppets and impressive dance blend with the touching story and soaring score that made the 1994 movie beloved. 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Featured artists include Will Barnet, Isabel Bishop, Wolf Kahn, Yasuo Kuniyoshi and others, through Aug. 17. “Pop Art Prints,” 39 rarely displayed prints from the museum’s permanent collection include work from the 1960s by Roy Lichtenstein, Robert Rauschenberg, Andy Warhol and others, through Aug. 31. Eighth and F streets NW; 202-633-1000, americanart.si.edu. Sunday in the Park with George: Georges Seurat’s painting “A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte” provided the inspiration for Stephen Sondheim and James Lapine’s play, through Sept. 21, $29-$98. Signature Theatre, 4200 Campbell Ave., Arlington; 703-820-9771, signaturetheatre.org. Touchstone: “Members’ Summer Sampler,” exhibited in the back room of the gallery, a variety of works across all media by 45 gallery members are Company’s play, a girl is mistakenly sent to Bad Bad Island, where she defies its inhabitants’ expectations and teaches them about family and goodness, through Sun., $10. Industrial Strength Theatre, 269 Sunset Park Drive, 34 | EXPRESS | 08.07.2014 | THURSDAY BEGINS SEPTEMBER 5 TICKETS START AT $45 GETTY IMAGES PHOTOS/EXPRESS ILLUSTRATION THE SHOPLIFTERS WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY MORRIS PANYCH SO FUNNY, IT’S CRIMINAL. entertainment WASHINGTONPOST.COM | STYLE BLOG From left, Vince Vaughn, Elisabeth Moss, Colin Farrell and Taylor Kitsch. Sniffing out the truth in ‘True Detective’ rumors So far, we know the second season of HBO’s hit crime noir “True Detective” is going to be completely different: New cast, new location, new storyline. There’s been no announcement about what to expect, but a few details have leaked out. Allow us to separate fact and fiction (for now). EMILY YAHR Facts It’s set in California Creator Nic Pizzolatto confirmed on a public radio show that the second season will head to some “lesser known venues of California.” There will be four leads. The Daily Beast asked if that meant a woman would star, but Pizzolatto would not confirm. It has a transportation theme. Pizzolatto told HitFix that the new season will deal with “the secret occult history of the United States transportation system.” Sure. Rumors Colin Farrell is involved. Deadline reports the bad-boy actor is “deep in negotiations” to join. Vince Vaughn? According to E! News, the “Wedding Crashers” star is in “preliminary discussions” for a role. Taylor Kitsch? Elisabeth Moss? TheWrap says “Friday Night Lights’ ” Kitsch and “Mad Men’s” Moss are being eyed for lead roles. Excerpted from washingtonpost .com/blogs/style-blog/ FEATURING TELEVISION Trading places For its new issue celebrating the 25 best characters on TV, Entertainment Weekly asked television’s two veepsturned-presidents to swap places. “House of Cards’ ” Kevin Spacey, above left, dons a wig and pearls and Julia Louis-Dreyfus of “Veep” perches on the Lincoln Memorial to try on each other’s Emmy-nominated roles. 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(EXPRESS) MUSIC 2014 AAFEA Training Workshop Washington, DC Kate Micucci, far left, and Riki Lindhome aren’t afraid to get dirty in “Garfunkel and Oates.” IFC Register for this two-day event focusing on the core subjects critical for becoming a member of the SES. Topics include Mentoring, Preparing for the Executive Interview, and Creating Parity for Women. Featured speakers include the Honorable Charles Bolden (M/General, retired), former astronaut and Administrator of NASA; and the Honorable Katherine Archuleta, Director (OPM). Join the more than 200 federal employees from over ﬁfteen federal agencies in grades GS 13, 14, 15 and the SES expected to attend. Visit www.aafea.org for more information or contact us at 866-600-4894. RUDI GREENBERG | INSIDE JOKES ‘Garfunkel and Oates’: Proving girls rule on TV This is shaping up to be a stellar year for funny women on TV. Thus far, three hilarious new sitcoms have premiered that were created by and star women: Comedy Central’s “Broad City,” starring Ilana Glazer and Abbi Jacobson; USA’s “Playing House,” starring Lennon Parham and Jessica St. Clair; and IFC’s “Garfunkel and Oates,” starring Kate Micucci and Riki Lindhome. All three center on strong friendships between comedy duos who have worked together at the Upright Citizens Brigade, and all three are among the funniest new shows this year. The latest is “Garfunkel and Oates,” which premieres today at 10 p.m., and is loosely based on Micucci and Lindhome’s lives in their real-life comedy band, Garfunkel and Oates. Micucci and Lindhome derive much of their humor from the fact that their seemingly innocuous, twee folk songs tend to have dirty, unexpected twists. (Like HBO’s “Flight of the Conchords,” each episode makes use of fully produced music videos inside a somewhat traditional sitcom structure.) 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All credit considered. $895, utils inc. 202-487-6143 WWW.DELWIN-REALTY.COM 2343 Green Street SE • Wash. DC 20020 202.678.2548 MD RENTALS DC RENTALS DC RENTALS HIGHLAND RIDGE Apartment homes from $935* CARVER TERRACE Lease Today 1 MONTH FREE on 1 Bedrooms 1, 2 and 3 Large Bedrooms Move-in the month of Aug and get FAIRWAY PARK A P A R T M E N T S The New 2BR Special $1095 If You Move In By 8/15/14 NE No Application Fee! Available for Immediate Move In!!!! • Energy-efficient systems • Brushed Nickel Accents • Stainless steel appliances • Large Closets • Microwave • Dishwasher • Central Air Conditioning • Kitchen Breakfast Bars • On-site Management • Washer & Dryer • On-site Maintenance Professionally Managed by Min. To National Harbor, Mins. from I295, I395, I495, On-site Laundry/Parking, Vouchers Welcome Call For Information on Specials! 2 BRs $ Starting @ 875 Ask about our specials* Community Center Pets Welcome Walking Distance to Bus & Metro 2428 Corning Ave. Fort Washington, MD 20744 Call today to schedule an appointment tour! 301-630-1300 HYATTSVILLE 888.240.4569 *limited time offer. Ask for details CAPITOL HEIGHTS EHO SPECIAL! • $200 OFF 1st Months Rent www.wcsmith.com 2100 Maryland Ave., NE Washington, DC 20002 202.561.4675 4200 S. Capitol St. Wash. DC 20032 Delwin-realty.com Hyattsville’s BEST KEPT SECRET! UNIVERSITY CITY APARTMENTS 1 BEDROOM’S FROM $949 2 BEDROOM’S FROM $1204 Summer Is In The Air at 888.659.5771 SE: 1341 29th St SE. 1BR apt, hdwd flrs, secure bldg, mins from downtown. $750/mo + gas & elec. Delwin Realty 202-561-4675 SE - 13th St. 2 mins to metro, 2 BR. $875 + utilities. Section 8 okay . 202-388-3900 x12 202-438-3499 CHEVERLY CROSSING APARTMENTS EHO Southeast Hurry Limited Time Only *on approved credit* *income restrictions apply* 888.891.8472 1 BRs fr. $860/mo 2 BRs fr. $985/mo Meadow Green Courts! $20 APPLICATION FEE! Convenient to shops, schools, Dishwasher. Walk-in closets., w-w carpet 5% DISCOUNT: METRO & DC GOVT employees 3839 64th Ave Hyattsville MD 20784 PERFECT FLOOR PLANS! PERFECT LOCATION! LET US FIND YOU THE PERFECT HOME! • Pair of Redskins/ Giants Tickets w/August move-in (866) 405-6986 31-7065 WWW.UNIVERSITYCITYAPTS.COM Hyattsville SOME RESTRICTIONS MAY APPLY/EHO CALL NOW SE - 2 BR apts on Greenline, utilities included w/ Vouchers Approved. Secure, quiet. Great floors. Available Immediately. Call 703-912-4885 SE DANBURY ST - Attractive1BR $805. 1st monthsrent free.Good creditreq. Metro Bus at corner.Call 202-563-1791 SE-Hanover Court. Under new mgmt. 1BR $775+. 2BR $850. $50 app fee 2412 Hartford St. #202 SE. 202-506-6416 NMI Property Management SE - NEWCOMB ST 2BR/3BR. $875-$1661 + electric.Section 8 ok. 202-388-3900 x12 or 202-438-3499 1 Bedrooms: $850 2 Bedrooms: $950 NE (877) 464-9774 3539 A St. SE Mon.-Fri. 9-5. Sat. 10-4 Housing Choice Vouchers welcome where rents are within voucher program limits. Call for details • Renovated Kitchens • CloseTo 295, 495 & RTE 50 • Spacious Floorplans • Central HVAC 1 Bedrooms @ $850 per month (202) 553-3814 www.novodev.com Summer Ridge Maximum Income $300 off 2 BRs. Must move in by August 1, 2014. *Income Qualiﬁcations # Occupants Jetu Apartments • FREE UTILITIES • Wall-to-Wall Carpet • On-Site Laundry & Playgrounds • 24-hr. Emergency Maintenance • Steps away from Café, Shopping & Metro www.wcsmith.com XX609 1x1 1 $ bedrooms $ WDC 1 APARTMENTS 0 application fee DC Rider METRO NEWS ON YOUR iPHONE AND ANDROID DOWNLOAD FREE. XX740 1x.50 1 869 21st Street • Washington, DC 780 2 $ bedrooms 914 XX740 1x.25 • Hardwood floors • Near Minn Ave Metro Station • On Site Laundry Facilities • Close to Safeway/shopping • 24 Hour Emergency Maintenance Water and Heat Included BEDROOMS ONLY $765/MONTH! 1 2 3 4 5 6 $45,180 $51,600 $58,080 $64,000 $69,660 $74,820 • Computer Lab & Classes • Metro Accessible • After school and Summer program for the kids • Easy access to 495/295, Metro and Shopping Contact Jackie or Paula at 301-773-8484 866.507.2283 Performance. People. Pride. 877.814.0692 XX740 1x.50 305 37th Street SE 202-575-2990 XX740 1x.25 XX740 1x.25 Showing apts. 7 days a week! Call 202-459-9830 for an appt. TODAY! *credit checks performed www.summerridgeapartments.net 1829 Belle Haven Drive, Hyattsville, MD 20785 3533 Ames St. NE Wash, DC 20019 DC Rider XX609 1x1 AMES STREET APTS. METRO NEWS ON YOUR iPHONE AND ANDROID DOWNLOAD FREE. 38 | EXPRESS | 08.07.2014 | THURSDAY MD RENTALS MD RENTALS MT. RAINIER MD RENTALS RIVERDALE • • • • • • • MD RENTALS LANDOVER MD RENTALS LANDOVER • • • • • Walk to Metro Walk to Elementary School Minutes to the NEW WEGMANS Granite Countertops* Stainless Steel Appliances* *Select Units Only GARFIELD COURT 599 MOVE-IN SPECIAL $ Hyattsville Arts District 1 BR at $800 • 2 BR at $875 On residential street next to DeMatha HS Off-st parking • Ceiling Fans (tenant pays electric • carpet extra) (when you sign a 12 mo. lease). price is for 1st Mo. Rent/ 1 BR only MOVE IN SPECIAL Arundel A PA R T M E N T S 1st Mo. Rent/1 BR only $ GATED COMMUNITY FREE Internet & Cable* (*1-BR only) State of the Art Fitness Center Stainless Steel Appliances** Granite Countertops** Washer & Dryer** Free Gas (cooking & heat) & Water Outdoor & Indoor Pools (**Select Units) *Subject to change. 599 (when you sign a 12mo. lease) Super Convenient Location Close to shops & rec. ctr GATED COMMUNITY • Free gas and water • State-of-the-art ﬁtness center • Right across from the NEW WEGMANS • Remodeled w/brand new Kitchens • Licensed daycare on premises FREE UTILITIES 1BR $ Utilities & Carpet Included! (A/C Extra) 825 • 2BR 925 $ 301-779-1734 301-277-6202 6400 Riverdale Road • Riverdale, MD 20737 www.parkviewgardensapartments.com Mon.-Fri. 8-5, Sat. 10-4, Sun. 12-4 PARKVIEW GARDENS 888-251-1872 RIVERDALE CALL NOW FOR OUR FANTASTIC SPECIALS! CALL NOW FOR OUR FANTASTIC SPECIALS! 3402 Dodge Park Rd. • Landover, MD 20785 www.kingssquareapartments.com KINGS SQUARE 877-898-6958 LANDOVER CASTLE MANOR BEDROOM Apts. HYATTSVILLE BEDROOM Apts. FOREST HILLS APARTMENTS 1 BR $1021 All Utilities Included 1 BR + Den $1132 2 BR $1255 2 BR + Den $1522 3 BR 1599 3 BR + Den $1746 *Call about our move-in specials APARTMENTS from $850* *with no carpet from $910* *with carpet • Ceiling Fans • Lovely Setting • Near the New ARTS DISTRICT • Close to Shopping & Metro 2 from $950 BEDROOM Apts. • Roomy, modern apts. • Private balconies/patios • Cathedral ceiling 1, 2 & 3 BR APTS. HUGE 2 BR TOWNHOMES CALL NOW FOR OUR FANTASTIC SPECIALS! • Gated community • State - of - the - art Fitness Center • Free gas and water • Walk to Walmart MOVE-IN SPECIAL! 1ST MONTH RENT ONLY $599 (WITH A 12 MO. LEASE) 866.464.0993 1439 Southern Ave. 888.480.1693 STUNNING NEW LUXURY APARTMENTS IN SILVER SPRING! 5409 Riverdale Road • Riverdale, MD 20737 CALL NOW FOR OUR FANTASTIC SPECIALS! RIVERDALE VILLAGE 800-767-2189 MAPLE RIDGE 2252 Brightseat Road • Landover, MD 20785 888-583-3045 www.mapleridgeapartments.com 3817 64th Avenue • Landover Hills, MD 20784 CALL NOW FOR OUR FANTASTIC SPECIALS! CALVERT HALL 301-773-5228 Landover, MD 1, 2, and 3 BRs Starting at $980 * One Month Free! Walk to Metro, Shopping and Dining REJUVENATE Your Lifestyle Spacious Floor Plans • Huge Walk-In Closets Pet Friendly • Pool & Fitness Center Dishwasher/Washer & Dryer • Near Metro Huge closets, balcony, granite counter and all utilities included! 1 Bedroom from $1599 2 Bedrooms from $1899 Come Visit Us: Mon. thru Fri. 8 am - 5 pm • Sat. 10 am to 4 pm • Sun. 12 pm - 4 pm Free 6-Week Summer Camp MD RENTALS Suitland MD RENTALS MD RENTALS SUITLAND 301-289-9577 * Call for details CALL TODAY! 710 Roeder Rd., Silver Spring, MD 20910 METRO 710 (301) 955-1197 SILVER SPR/Forest Glen Metro $599 price is for 1st Mo. Rent/1 BR only. (on a 12 mo. lease) 1-BR $1100 | 2-BR $1225 Move In Special Forest Glen Apts. 888-887-6793 Andrew’s Ridge Rents from $1004 • Classic & Renovated apartments available • Spacious bedrooms • Ample closet space • Exciting community renovations underway! 1 BRs fr $ PARKWAY TERRACE 920 $ 2 BRs fr 1020 HILLBROOK Silver Spring $30 Application Fee 1/2 off Application Fee w/Ad • Walk to Metro • Wall to wall carpet • Secure Buildings • Parklike setting w/picnic tbls & grills • All credit considered 3415 Parkway Terr. Dr. Suitland, Md. Mon.-Fri. 9am-5pm • Sat. by appt. only TOWERS MOVE-IN SPECIAL (when you sign a 12 mo. lease). $599 price is for 1st Mo. Rent/1 BR only 1 BR’s are $1050 Close to the Forest Glen Metro Off-Str. Parking/Controlled Access Ceiling Fans Housing Vouchers Welcome UTILITIES INCLUDED SILVER SPRING: BRAND NEW APARATMENTS! Now Accepting Applications! 814 Thayer Avenue, 1 & 2 Bedrooms. Limited Garage Parking, Granite, A/C, D/W, W/D, Hardwood. Starting at $1093- $1297, Avail. Oct. Visit Temp Office @ 911 Silver Spring Ave Suite 101, 301-588-2221 5601 Regency Park Court • Suitland, MD 20746 *Limited time offer on select apartments 301-850-0045 Central Air • Elevator Off St. Parking • Mid-Rise Apts All Utilities Included Station Square Apartments WELCOME TO Silver Spring Limited Time Offer, Certain Restrictions Apply! WINDSOR COURT AND TOWER APTS 1 and 2 BRs available • • • • • • 1 block to West Hyattsvile Metro Newly Renovated Apt Homes* FREE after school program Swimming Pool Oasis Fitness/Business Center Hablamos Español ASHTON HEIGHTS APARTMENTS Suitland’s Best Kept Secret Move in ASAP & pay no rent until September 1, 2014. Offered on select 1 & 2 Bedrooms all utilities included and a chance to win a 60” HDTV 1 Bedroom Starting At 2 Bedroom Starting At 3 Bedroom Starting At t t t t 301-735-5200 MOVE-IN SPECIAL! TAK PK—New Hamp. Ave. $599 price is for 1st Mo. Rent/1 BR only (on a 12 mo. lease) $599 BR’s starting at $899 and HILLWOOD MANOR • Enormous Floor Plans • Noise Dampening Floors • Close to Shopping • Pet Friendly • Washer & Dryers in all 3 BR units XX740 1x.25 XX740 1x.25 www.queenstownapts.com Windsor@zuckermangravely.com Conveniently located near Beltway (495, 95, 295) Pennsylvania Ave. 3901 Suitland Rd. Suitland, MD 20746 XX740 1x.25 301-289-9590 3301 Chillum Rd. 20712 CALL FOR $100 oﬀ per month OR $500 worth of coupons that can be used over a 12 month time frame. Price subject to change. 301.568.5600 Summer Specials 301-637-0723 XX740 1x.25 1 BR Special- $1168 2 BR Special- $1300 3 BR Special- $1650 Under New Management 1BR, 1BA Newly Renovated Apartments 2BR, 1BA 3BR, 1.5BA SPACIOUS FLOOR PLANS Dishwasher • Wall-to-Wall Carpet • Cable Ready Central Heat • Building Control Access Sparkling Swimming Pool • Fitness Center Laundry Facility • Metro Accessible BACK-TO-SCHOOL SPECIAL all credit considered 202-499-2082 $1,075 $1,205 $1,550 301-825-9162 www.morgan-properties.com 3400 Pearl Drive, Suitland, MD 20746 ALL UTILITIES INCLUDED (a/c extra) THURSDAY | 08.07.2014 | EXPRESS | 39 MD RENTALS VA RENTALS VA RENTALS VA RENTALS VA RENTALS SOUTH POINTE APARTMENT HOMES 1 & 2 Bedroom Apartments Rents Starting at $885* ALL UTILITIES INCLUDED free application upon approval with this ad SOUTHERN TOWERS Studios from the $1000s* 1BRs from the $1200s* 2BRs from the $1700s* 4901 Seminary Rd., ALEXANDRIA, VA Everything Except You! ALL UTILITIES INCLUDED Choose Between High-Rise and Garden Style Apartments Pets Adored Modern Apartment Homes Brand New State of the Art Fitness Center and Community Room Minutes to Restaurants, Shopping, Dunn Loring/ Vienna/Tysons Corner/ Washington DC • Walk to Metro • Immediate Move-In Call Now! 855.694.6498 www.southpointemd.com *Restrictions apply, prices subject to change daily. Please ask a Leasing Consultant for more info. • All utilities paid • No Security Deposit or move-in fees • Metrobus at front door to Pentagon & Van Dorn Metro • Free parking • Convenient to Pentagon, Shopping & I-395 *All Prices & Specials Subject to change without notice. COME IN FOR GREAT RENT SPECIALS MON, TUE, WED, THU 9-7 • FRI, SAT 9-5 • SUN 11-5 (888) 450-3292 Temple Hills 1brs from $951* • Spacious closets • Lots of windows • Walk to shopping & community center • Minutes to 2 Metro stations • Access to swimming pool *limited time offer FREE APPLICATION FEE w/ this ad. ALL credit considered. 1 Bedrooms $1250 ARLINGTON 2 Bedrooms $1450 LLOYD APARTMENTS 866.913.8090 ♦ Marlow Heights 301.289.7565 THE WOODS OF MARLTON UPPER MARLBORO BEST SUMMER VALUE IN TOWN! All Utilities Included!!! Awesome Location Spacious Floorplans Don’t Wait! Call now (888) 293-2494 www.lloydapartments.com Parliaments APARTMENT HOMES 7409 EASTMORELAND RD ANNANDALE, VA 22003 VISIT US ONLINE AT PARLIAMENTS.NET • A SOUTHERN MANAGEMENT COMMUNITY current specials! 1 BRs from $1100’s • 2 BRs from $1200’s • Spacious apt homes conveniently located near AAFB & FedEx Field • Large closets • Pool & Exercise Room • Indoor racquetball court • Washer/Dryers in each unit • Fireplace* *On select units Call to hear about our 1, 2 BRs Starting at $1269 ROOMMATES FORESTVILLE, MD- Unfurnished room for rent. Female pref. Metro accessible. No smoking, no pets. $500. Call 240-274-3557 FORT WASHINGTON, MD - Pref male to share house. Furnished BR $150/week includes all utilities. Call Larry after 3pm 240-441-8675 FORT WASHINGTON, MD - Pref male to share house. Furnished BR $150/week includes all utilities. Call Larry after 3pm 240-441-8675 Mitchellville—$1,000, 2 bedrm, 1 ba, Woodview Drive, 301-925-4239, WD, Nr Pub Transp, pkg, Pool NE/Ft Totten Metro/Red Line- Female Pref $935 unfurn BR shrd Single Family Home in 3BR, 2.5BA. W/D, Cbl, int, maid svc. utils incld 202-494-3692 HOUSES FOR SALE RENT WITH OPTIONS TO OWN. USE YOUR TAX REFUND WISELY. CALL IKE, METRO RE 301-335-4447 / 301-982-1284 BOATS & AVIATION PADDLE BOAT FOR SALE CALL X AT 202-435-763! 805 S. Walter Reed Drive, Arlington, VA 22204 An affordable community nestled among tranquil trees and in the heart of Arlington. • Close to cutting edge restaurants, lively clubs and quick access anywhere in DC • Spacious units with lots of light • Free utilities RESORT PROPERTIES BAD/NEGATIVE CREDIT Removed from Credit Report. Guaranteed or your money back. 202-775-6932 Woodsofmarlton.com 301-955-1479 877.496.4782 ﬁllmoregardenapts.com Park your browser here. Concerts, movies, events, restaurants and more. VA RENTALS Alexandria Arlington/Colonial Village - Must see, lovely furn efficiency, 650 sqft, walk to metro, bicycle to university, $1600/ mo, util incl. 703919-9361 Fairfax County—$1450, 1 bedrm, 1 ba, 1 1/2ba, 3 Fls, 11834 Larry Road, 703-868-5358, Deck, DW, EIK, Fpl, Form LR, new carpet, Newly Ren, WW Carpet, WD, HSI, Nr Pub Transp, AC, garbage, Heat, water CARS PUBLIC AUTO AUCTION EVERY SAT Over 500+ Cars, Trucks, Boats, RV's www. CapitalAutoAuction.com 301-563-9571 JUNK VEHICLES REMOVED FREE CASH PAY FOR ALL 202-714-9835 NEED A VEHICLE? Over 1,000 Cars, Trucks, SUV’s! You need 2 Paystubs & 1 Bill - Laurel, MD. Gross income must be $2k mo+. 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