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Winged Pedestrian Advocate Turns to Vigilante Tactics Wanted: A raven that’s attacking cars in Maine. Police say the bird has attacked three vehicles in Richmond, causing $500 in damage in one case. One owner said he watched the bird land and see its reflection in a window before attacking. The raven is not the only animal to attack a car in town in recent weeks. Last month, police had to deal with two goats that climbed atop a car. (AP) FERTILIZER For the Farmhand Who Has Everything A zoo in Battle Creek, Mich., is selling a composted mixture of manure produced by exotic animals. At Binder Park Zoo’s “Zoo Doo” event, the manure will sell for $25 a load to zoo members and $30 for nonmembers. Zebras, antelopes, giraffes and other animals are contributing to the gardening aid. (AP) SECOND HELPINGS ‘I Guess One More Won’t Rupture My Stomach … ?’ A Nebraska woman celebrated breaking a Texas steakhouse’s speed record for eating a 4½-pound slab of beef by polishing off another one. Big Texan Steak Ranch, in Amarillo, Texas, says competitive eater Molly Schuyler finished her first steak in 4 minutes and 58 seconds. The 5-foot-7, 125-pound Schuyler, ate her second 4½-pound steak in 9 minutes and 59 seconds. (AP) EYEBALLS ON THE BALL: Slovakia’s Anna Schmiedlova returns the ball to U.S.’s Venus Williams during their second-round match Wednesday at the French Open in Paris. Schmiedlova won the match, 2-6, 6-3, 6-4. C0495 5x3 T H U R S D AY | 0 5 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 4 | E X P R E S S | 3 Nation Obama Calls for Balance Abroad In West Point speech, president outlines his new foreign doctrine West Point, N.Y. President Ba rack Oba ma on Wednesday laid out a new, postwar foreign policy after more than a decade of combat overseas, outlining a global counterterrorism initiative and arguing for a balance between interventionism and “foreign entanglements.” In a commencement address at the U.S. Military Academy, he stressed the importance of nonmilitary options in addressing the world’s foreign policy challenges, as well as international action. Coming more than six years into a presidency that has been devoted to winding down the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, Obama’s announcement of his new foreign policy approach also featured a defense of his handling of foreign crises and a suggestion that some critics are out of step with a nation weary after 13 years of war. He sought to strike a balance between those who want to avoid involvement in foreign conﬂicts and “interventionists on the left and right” who want to apply U.S. power to solve various world problems. “Each side can point to history to support its claims,” Obama said. “But I believe neither view fully speaks to the demands of this moment.” Obama’s speech appeared aimed less at changing the terms of the national foreign policy debate in Washington than appealing to a war-weary electorate. It echoed Obama’s earlier defenses of his for- In Brief Meanwhile ... The top U.S. commander in Afghanistan said Wednesday that President Barack Obama’s decision to keep about 10,000 American troops in the country past 2014 has eliminated any uncertainty Afghans may have had about America’s commitment. Gen. Joseph Dunford told reporters the decision to allow an advisory force of 9,800 troops to remain in the country was “good news for the Afghan people.” (AP) CUPERTINO, CALIF. Apple Announces $3B Deal for Beats Electronics Apple is striking a new chord with a $3 billion acquisition of Beats Electronics, a headphone and music streaming specialist that also brings the swagger of rapper Dr. Dre and recording impresario Jimmy Iovine. Wednesday’s announcement comes nearly three weeks after deal negotiations were leaked to the media. It’s by far the most expensive acquisition in Apple’s 38-year history. (AP) COLUMBUS, OHIO President Barack Obama on Wednesday defended his handling of foreign crises. eign policy as a corrective to the approach of the George W. Bush administration. With the United States drawing down its forces in Afghanistan, Obama called on Congress to support a new $5 billion “Counterterrorism Partnerships Fund” to respond to evolving ter- SUSAN WALSH (AP) rorist threats around the world. The White House said the program “will provide the ﬂexibility and resources required to respond to emerging needs as terrorist threats around the world continue to evolve.” DAV ID NAK AMUR A AND WILLIAM BRANIGIN (THE WASHINGTON POST) Ohio Executions on Hold Ohio executions have been put on hold until Aug. 15 after a federal judge allowed more time for arguments over the state’s new lethal injection procedures. The order delays executions scheduled for July and August while attorneys prepare filings about the state’s decision to boost the dosages of its lethal injection drugs. (AP) GOLETA, CALIF. Investigators: 115-Day Average Wait Time at Phoenix VA Hospital Washington Investigators identiﬁed 1,700 veterans awaiting medical care at the Phoenix VA hospital but not on an ofﬁcial waiting list and an average wait of 115 days for a ﬁrst appointment for those who were listed, the Veterans Affairs Department’s inspector general said Wednesday. The IG concluded that “inappropriate scheduling practices are systemic throughout” the nationwide VA health-care system. Richard J. Grifﬁn, the department’s acting inspector general, said in an interim report that investigators had “substantiated serious conditions” at the Phoenix VA hospital. Rep. Jeff Miller, R-Fla., chairman of the House Veterans Affairs Committee, and Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., immediately called for VA Secretary Eric Shinseki to resign. Colorado Democratic Sen. Mark Udall also called for Shinseki to resign on Twitter, and was joined by Montana Democratic Sen. John Walsh, according to CNN. Shinseki called the IG’s ﬁndings “reprehensible to me, to this department and to veterans.” He said he was directing the Phoenix VA to immediately address each of the 1,700 veterans waiting for appointments. MAT THEW DALY (AP) UCSB Holds Classes for First Time Since Shooting Students returned to classes Wednesday at the University of California, Santa Barbara, after the weekend rampage that left six students and their assailant dead and 13 others injured in nearby Isla Vista. (AP) Get REAL... 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Words such as “protege” and “gesundheit” were quickly overshadowed by jokes about the George Foreman grill and the game “Minesweeper” as the onstage preliminary rounds began Wednesday morning at the 87th Scripps National Spelling Bee. With most spellers having no trouble with their words, the focus shifted more to the laugh-out-loud sentences that have become a regular part of the Bee in recent years. When Lillian Allingham of Hockessin, Del., asked for a sentence for “odyssey,” pronouncer Jacques Bailly made the audience chuckle by speaking of someone who “got lost in Costco for 35 minutes.” “You should give sentences more often,” Isabel Cholbi of San Bernardino, Calif., told Bailly. O PEN HOUSE: Wednesday, June 4, 5:30–7p.m. The Veteran Among the favorites was Sriram Hathwar, 14, an eighth-grader from Corning, N.Y., who placed third last year and is back for his fifth and final time. Sriram gave a warm “Hello Dr. Bailly and friends” to officials as he arrived at the microphone for his first word. (AP) Catholic University admits students of any race, color, national or ethnic origin, sex, age, or disability. If you need accommodations for a disability, contact us at the phone number listed above. 1 or 2 evenings a week starting in June GRE, GMAT & LSAT PREP COURSES 6- or 8-week sessions Bailly also spun a short tale of someone who put down the phone to “play ‘Minesweeper’ until the yelling stopped” to help describe the word “belligerent.” The word “coloratura” wound up in a sentence about someone getting their hand caught in a George Foreman grill. Another sentence opined: “To say that life will never be the same after kindergarten graduation is hyperbole.” It got to the point where spellers were disappointed to receive a word without a punch-line sentence. “I only want a sentence if it’s funny,” Victoria Allen of Green River, Wyo., said upon getting the word “salaam.” Each speller had a chance to earn points by spelling up to two words onstage during the preliminaries. The scores will be combined with a computerized spelling and vocabulary test taken Tuesday to determine who advances to the semiﬁnals today. The ﬁnals take place tonight. T he w i n ner get s more t ha n $33,000 in cash and prizes. The spellers were 41 for 41 until the telltale bell sounded for the ﬁrst time, when Amy Maldonado of Naples, Fla., was eliminated on “keeshond” (a Dutch dog breed). Amy misspelled it “kaushaund.” Only 24 of the 281 spellers failed to advance to the next round. JOSEPH WHITE (AP) Kerry Tells Snowden to ‘Man Up’ Washington Secretary of State John Kerry on Wednesday called National Security Agency leaker Edward Snowden a fugitive and challenged him to “man up and come back to the United States.” Kerry was asked about Snowden in a nationally broadcast interview in the wake of an interview in which Snowden said he never intended to be holed up in Russia but was forced to go there because Washington decided to “revoke my passport.” Asked about this, Kerry replied on NBC’s “Today” show: “Well, for a supposedly smart guy, that’s a pretty dumb answer, after all.” Snowden, a former NSA contract systems analyst, leaked a massive volume of NSA documents to the media. “If Mr. Snowden wants to come back to the United States,” Kerry said, “we’ll have him on a ﬂight today.” In his interview with NBC anchor Brian Williams, a portion of which was broadcast Tuesday, Snowden said he was “trained as a spy” and argued that he had a larger role in U.S. intelligence than the government has acknowledged. (AP) ELP ENGLISH LANGUAGE PROGRAM COURSES 8-week session SCIENCE Double the Space Fun When astronaut Scott Kelly, left, embarks on a space station stint next spring, his twin brother will be offering more than his usual moral support. Retired astronaut Mark Kelly will be joining in from Earth, undergoing medical testing before, during and after his brother’s flight. Researchers hope to better understand the effects of prolonged weightlessness by comparing the space twin with the ground twin. (AP) Register now at AMERICAN.EDU/SPEXS 202.895.4900 who said they would support Hillary Rodham Clinton as a candidate for president in 2016 in a Washington Post/ABC News poll. Bill Clinton is popular as well, with 63 percent of respondents viewing him favorably. (AP) 55% The proportion of respondents T H U R S D AY | 0 5 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 4 | E X P R E S S | 5 what’snew@metro M A Y 2 0 1 4 A message from Metro General Manager Richard Sarles The countdown to Silver Line is on. Earlier this week the Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority handed control of the Silver Line over to Metro, and we are preparing for the start of passenger service this summer. In the coming weeks, Metro will run trains on the Silver Line tracks to test signals and traction power, begin regular maintenance inspections, train employees inside the ﬁve new Silver Line stations, run security drills and adjust bus routes to serve the Silver Line. At the same time, the Airports Authority and its contractor will complete their own checklist of items before we can open the Silver Line to passengers. If all goes well, the Silver Line will be open in 90 days – or less. The new Silver Line will link the entire region to new destinations for jobs, education, entertainment, dining, shopping and living. Five new stations anchor the Silver Line – four in Tysons and one farther west at Wiehle Avenue in Reston. When the Silver Line opens this year it won’t go to Dulles Airport; a further extension of the rail line taking you to Dulles and beyond is expected to open in 2018. Traveling inbound, Silver Line trains will join the Orange Line at East Falls Church station and travel through downtown D.C. to Largo Town Center, serving all stations along the way. Learn more about where the Silver Line can take you and stay on top of the latest news at silverlinemetro.com. The future of Metro is here Have you seen it? A shiny, new, state-of-the-art train passing through your Metrorail station? It’s Metro’s new 7000 Series railcar. The new cars are safer and more customer friendly than those in service today, and will provide a new level of technology and on-board amenities for Metro riders. The 7000 Series railcars are being tested on the system now, and you can expect to start riding later this year. A Visitor’s Guide to Metro Are you spending a few days in the DC area? Do you have friends and family coming to visit this summer? Remember these tips for a safe and convenient ride on the Metro system. • Metro train doors don’t reopen like elevator doors. So if you stick your arm in a closing door, you may get stuck or cause a train malfunction. Slips, trips and falls are the main cause of injury in the Metro system. Please, don’t run through the stations or up and down the escalators. Take your time; the Washington Monument isn’t going anywhere. Save money by purchasing a SmarTrip® card. You’ll save $1 per trip with a SmarTrip® card, and tapping your card to enter the system will help you ﬁt right in with the locals. Keep two hands on your mobile device and maintain awareness of your surroundings to help protect against theft. And if you run into trouble, contact Metro Transit Police at 202-962-2121. • • • wmata.com — 202-637-7000 — TTY 202-638-3780 6 | E X P R E S S | 0 5 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 4 | T H U R S D AY World In Brief Fighting for Country, Equality Somali women brush off gender norms by serving in military NARIMAN EL-MOFTY (AP) Voting continued Wednesday in Egypt, but not many people went to the polls. CAIRO Turnout Still Low in Egypt Egyptian authorities scrambled to rescue the country’s presidential election from the embarrassment of low voter turnout that has dented former army chief AbdelFattah el-Sissi’s hopes for an enthusiastic show of public support. Few people trickled to the polls Wednesday even after the balloting was extended for a third day. (AP) DONETSK, UKRAINE With an AK47 automatic riﬂe slung over her shoulder, Naeemo Abdi frisks people coming into a Mogadishu police station. When she holds back a man who tried to enter unchecked, he scowls at her and barks: “Woman and soldier?” She did not respond but directed the man to the security checkpoint. It’s unusual to see a female in the military in traditionally conservative Somali society where women’s duties are generally at home and limited to family chores. But Abdi and other determined women are breaking down those barriers. — N A EEMO A BDI, ONE OF ABOUT 1,500 FEMALE SOMALI SOLDIERS About 1,500 females are now in the military of 20,000, according to estimates. The lean 25-year-old Abdi explains that she has endured many challenges joining the army two years ago. She moved from a conventional domestic role as a wife and mother of three to work in the army because she liked the prestige. She said she faced massive opposition from her spouse and family who thought she’d be cast off should she decide to become a soldier. Somali women face stigma when they try to join the country’s military. “It was difﬁcult, but I must do this to serve my country unreservedly,” she said. Somali army officials report f e m a le a r m y r e c r u it s h a v e increased following the ouster from the capital in 2011 of the Islamic extremist rebels of al-Shabab. The army now controls Mogadishu, the Ukraine Government to Keep Up Fight in East The Ukrainian government vowed to push ahead Wednesday with military operations against pro-Russian separatists in the embattled east of the country after a big show of strength routing rebels from Donetsk’s international airport. Petro Poroshenko, Ukraine’s president-elect, said the “anti-terrorist operation” against the rebels “has finally really begun.” (AP) BANGUI, C. AFRICAN REPUBLIC Silent Activism U.S. Scrambles to Repair Relations With India PM New Delhi What a difference a landslide victory makes. In 2005, India’s Narendra Modi was denied a U.S. visitor’s visa because of concerns that he violated religious freedoms as a political leader. But since his party’s resounding win in national elections this month, the U.S. government has rushed to repair the breach. President Barack Obama called to invite Modi to Washington. Secretary of State John Kerry sent his regards. And after Modi’s swearingin ceremony Monday as prime minister, Nisha Biswal, the U.S. assistant secretary of state for South and Central Asia, tweeted about the “wonderful celebration of democracy.” Still, U.S. ofﬁcials are wary of Modi’s Hindu nationalist past. In the days to come, the U.S. government will have to overcome what Modi’s acquaintances call his deep sense of grievance with the United States for keeping him at arm’s length. “With America, he may not readily show keenness, but he won’t let ties f lounder, either,” said a senior ofﬁcial from Modi’s Bharatiya Janata Party, or BJP, speaking on the condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity of the subject. “He is not vindictive, but he will not forget, either.” ANNIE GOWEN (THE WASHINGTON POST ) Muslim rebels stormed a Catholic church compound in Bangui, the capital of Central African Republic on Wednesday, killing at least 30 people in a hail of gunfire and grenades, witnesses said. (AP) ISLAMABAD Pakistani Woman Stoned To Death Laid to Rest A pregnant Pakistani woman beaten and stoned to death by her own family for marrying against their wishes was buried before dawn Wednesday as police pressed a manhunt for those who took part in the so-called “honor killing” outside a courthouse. (AP) A PRO-DEMOCRACY PROTESTER IN THAILAND demonstrates Wednesday how his rights were violated in last week’s military coup. Hundreds gathered Wednesday at Bangkok’s Victory Monument, where scuffles broke out in which water bottles and other objects were hurled at soldiers. But It’s So Hot There ... A new campaign started in the petro-rich Gulf state of Qatar seeks to encourage tourists to dress modestly and not offend religious sentiments in the staunchly Muslim country. The grassroots campaign includes a brochure to be distributed to arriving visitors that details what sort of attire conforms to accepted societal standards. Among its recommendations — no shorts for men. (THE WASHINGTON POST ) WASON WANICHAKORN (AP) 30 Killed Inside Church in Central African Republic FARAH ABDI WARSAMEH (AP) Mogadishu, Somalia “Gender is not boundary. If committed, women can work far better than men.” capital, most other cities and large parts of the countryside. At work they often wear camouﬂage trouser uniforms, boots and bright blue or purple headscarves topped by a beret with the military’s insignia. At other times they wear long skirts to observe Islamic dress codes. In spite of their progress, women complain of discrimination and inequality in the army, saying they are restricted to menial jobs. Some female soldiers say their dedication to the army cost them their marriage and some family relations. 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Back in 2010, Gray’s budget plan would have drastically reduced funding for the ﬁrst streetcar line, down H Street and Benning Road NE. Now he’s on the other side of the issue. The D.C. Council on Wednesday supported Chairman Phil Mendelson’s plan to sharply roll back Gray’s proposed budget for the program and to dramatically reduce a generous, recurring revenue stream approved last year that streetcar backers say is crucial for the project. The proposal will “derail the future of streetcar,” according to a Gray administration spokesman. Thus far, the response from streetcar advocates has been relatively measured. The blog Greater Greater Washington and its founder, David Alpert, have not issued the same sort of call to arms that derailed the proposed 2010 cuts. 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There is also a realization that “the streetcar is important, but it’s not the only thing that’s important.” — DAV ID A LPERT, STREETCAR ADVOCATE AND GREATER GREATER WASHINGTON BLOG FOUNDER Us + dinner at our favorite restaurant. It’s your ing to pay for a package of tax cuts, Alpert described the move in an even, just-the-facts tone without rendering judgment on whether the change is wise or not. Several council staffers polled Tuesday evening reported receiving few phone calls or emails opposing the streetcar cuts, if any at all. So, what’s different this time? Alpert said he has a level of trust with the council that may not have existed back in 2010. It matters, he said, that outspoken supporters of the streetcar, including Transportation Committee Chairman Mary Cheh, D-Ward 3, do not believe the cuts threaten the long-term viability of the proposed system. That isn’t to say Alpert is wholly comfortable with the proposed cuts, particularly when he hears Mendelson cite the need to develop a comprehensive plan before moving forward with an expensive new system. “That’s not entirely realistic in terms of the way the government often operates,” Alpert said. “For projects to get done, there’s a little bit of a design-build sort of arrangement where you don’t have every single T crossed and I dotted before you begin. … If there’s not a lot of money available, then [the transportation department] might … simply slow down or say, ‘We don’t have the budget to build it this year or make this progress.’ That would be my fear.” MIKE DEBONIS (THE WASHINGTON POST ) Reason to Avoid Baltimore: Drivers traveling into or through Baltimore on Interstate 95 are soon going to encounter a construction project that will replace the highway’s concrete deck along the 4.4 miles between the Fort McHenry Tunnel and Exit 50 at Caton Avenue. The Maryland Transportation Authority project will shift lanes, temporarily close ramps and require some detours. Work is set to begin Friday. The project is scheduled to run into 2016. (THE WASHINGTON POST ) WeekendPass XX0165 2x2 Every Thursday in Express T H U R S D AY | 0 5 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 4 | E X P R E S S | 9 Local D.C. Council Backs Big Tax Cuts City aims to be more competitive with Maryland, Virginia The D.C. Council voted to support the largest set of tax cuts for city residents in 15 years Wednesday, dealing a major blow to Mayor Vincent Gray, who had rejected most of the cuts in favor of greater funding for a future network of streetcars. The cuts would lessen the tax burden for low- and middle-income residents in January. Over four ensuing years, tax relief would reach every business, residents earning up to $1 million annually, and even those who inherit multimillion-dollar estates. A ﬁnal vote to implement the taxcut package will come next month, AARON C. DAVIS (THE WASHINGTON POST) In Brief 4.5% PRINCE WILLIAM COUNTY, VA. Washington What the effective tax rate for all District resident taxpayers would be reduced to, from 4.9 percent, if the package is approved, council budget officials estimated. For details on the tax plan, visit washingtonpost.com. Police: Woman Raped by Stranger in Her Bedroom A Woodbridge, Va., woman reported that she was raped early Wednesday by an armed stranger who entered her apartment about 4:30 a.m. Prince William County police are searching for a man who residents of the apartment complex had complained about for a month on the grounds that he seemed suspicious. Police said there were no signs of forced entry. (THE WASHINGTON POST) RICHMOND Council Chairman Phil Mendelson called the tax cuts a victory for the working class. but that appeared to be a formality Wednesday, with 11 of 13 council members supporting the plan. The $165 million in tax relief constitutes the bulk of a plan developed over a year and a half by a commission led by former Mayor Anthony Williams. The group’s goal was to make the tax code in the District, which is beneﬁting from a period of rapid economic growth, more progressive and competitive with neighboring Maryland and Virginia. Williams’ plan appeared stalled in recent months after Gray backed only a handful of the proposals, mostly those that would have generated new tax revenue for the District. Council member Tommy Wells, D-Ward 6, voted against the budget, saying the cuts to the streetcar program were “too serious” and could prevent the city from creating a system that could help its poorest residents navigate the city affordably. Council member Marion Barry, D-Ward 8, also voted against it, calling Chairman Phil Mendelson a “tyrant” for orchestrating the 11th-hour vote and limiting debate. A ARON C. DAVIS (THE WASHINGTON POST ) D.C. Assault Co-Founder Gets 100 Months in Prison D.C. Assault co-founder Curtis Malone was sentenced to 100 months in federal prison in U.S. District Court on Wednesday after pleading guilty in March to distributing large amounts of cocaine and heroin. (TWP) RICHMOND Virginia 10-Year-Old Sets World Running Record Falls Church When The Washington Post last checked in with Rheinhardt Harrison, he was dominating the ﬁeld of distance running for 8-yearolds, winning two national crosscountry championships and setting records in his age group. But “distance” meant about 1.2 miles. Now, at age 10, he has moved up to the big leagues of distance, and of records. First, on April 6, Rheinhardt ran the fastest 10-mile race ever run by a 10-year-old, 1:11:24, in the Cherry Blossom 10-Mile Run. The Association of Road Racing Statisticians keeps track of the fastest time run at every age, from 6 to 85, and has veriﬁed that world record. But Rheinhardt wanted more. So on Sunday, he ran the half-marathon in Alexandria’s Running Festival, and once again he set the world record for a 10-year-old. In his ﬁrst attempt at 13.1 miles, he broke the MARK COFFEY (ACTION SPORTS IMAGES) From Adversity to University A homeless D.C. student, who spent the past two years in D.C.’s largest shelter, is wrapping up high school with a 4.0 GPA and a full scholarship to Georgetown University, according to Fox 5. Rashema Melson, 18, is graduating from Anacostia High School and plans to study biology at Georgetown, she told Fox 5. A spokeswoman for the D.C. Department of Human Services told Fox 5 that Melson is a “success story.” (E XPRESS) Babies to Get Jump-Start On Their College Savings The Virginia529 plan is giving 22 newborns a jump on paying for college. The state investment plan is handing out college savings accounts valued at $529 today, which is being celebrated nationally as 529 College Savings Day. The accounts will be given to one baby born closest to 5:29 p.m. today at each of 22 participating hospitals statewide. (AP) This was Rheinhardt Harrison when he was 8. He’s 10 now and still very fast. Sharp pain in the ball of your foot? Numbness or tingling in your toes? Consider being part of an important research study to test the effectiveness and safety of a new investigational treatment for pain relief. Participants will be compensated for their time, and all procedures are provided at no cost. TOM JACKMAN (THE WASHINGTON POST ) 594539 previous record by more than 2 minutes. He ran a pace of 7:15 per mile, ﬁnishing in 1:35:02; he’s awaiting record certiﬁcation by the ARRS. Rheinhardt is a fourth-grader at Thomas Jefferson Elementary in Falls Church. Asked why he moved up from the cross-country distance of 2 kilometers to 10 miles, he said, “My dad promised I could run it when I was 10. … It sounded fun.” Take a step forward and contact: CHESAPEAKE RESEARCH GROUP today for more information! 410-761-0118 firstname.lastname@example.org 10 | E X P R E S S | 0 5 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 4 | T H U R S D AY Cover Story Her Voice Lifted a Nation Audiences were drawn to Maya Angelou’s passion and perseverance Obituary A child of the Jim Crow South, Maya Angelou rose to prominence as a writer of deeply personal stories and a performer instantly identiﬁed by her regal presence and rich, honeyed voice. Angelou — who died Wednesday at her home in Winston-Salem, N.C., at 86 — may be best known for her 1969 book, “I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings,” a memoir detailing the racism and abuse she endured during her childhood. But her career touched most artistic mediums. From her desperate early years — in which she was raped as a child, became a single mom at 17 and ran a brothel to earn a living — Angelou gradually moved into nightclub dancing and from there began a career in the arts that spanned more than 60 years. She sang cabaret, danced with Alvin Ailey, acted on Broadway, directed for ﬁlm and television and wrote more than 30 books, including poetry, essays and, responding to the public’s appetite for her life story, six autobiographies. She won three Grammy Awards for spoken-word recordings of her poetry and prose and was invited by President-elect Bill Clinton to read an original poem at his inauguration in 1993, making her the second poet, after Robert Frost, to be so honored. The poem she read, “On the Pulse of Morning,” spoke of a hope that the country’s diverse people would ﬁnd new unity after chapters in U.S. history of oppression and division. “Lift up your eyes upon/ The day breaking for you,” she said as the nation watched. “Give birth again/ To the dream.” It was her story of personal @DrMayaAngelou In 2010 at 82 years old, Maya Angelou began tweeting. At the time of her death, she had amassed nearly 400,000 followers. “Listen to yourself and in that quietude you might hear the voice of God.” — Friday “I had a lot of clouds, but I have had so many rainbows in my clouds. #supersoulsunday” — May 19, 2013 “Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told: ‘I’m with you kid. Let’s go.’ ” AP FILE PHOTOS — May 8, 2013 “My grandmother used to say, ‘get some starch in your backbone.’ We could all stand a little straighter.” — June 25, 2010 Reflection on Angelou Presidents, performers and everyday folks expressed their appreciation for Maya Angelou on Wednesday. “The poems and stories she wrote and read to us in her commanding voice were gifts of wisdom and wit, courage and grace. … Now she sings the songs the Creator gave to her when the river ‘and the tree and the stone were one.’ ” — Former President Bill Clinton Maya Angelou thrived in virtually every artistic medium. At left, she poses in 1971 with her book, “I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings,” which established her literary reputation. Above, she is presented with the Presidential Medal of Freedom by President Barack Obama in 2011. Her “ability to channel God’s voice and express the feelings deep within all of humanity will never be matched by another. She gave us words when we could find none, and helped us to see clearly when the light was dimmest.” — Quincy Jones transformation in “I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings” that launched Angelou’s career and brought her wide recognition as a symbol of strength overcoming struggle. The book focused on growing up in her grandmother’s care in segregated Stamps, Ark., and on her rape by her mother’s boyfriend at age 7. After she spoke her attacker’s name, he was found kicked to death. Con- vinced that her voice had the power to kill, she fell nearly silent for ﬁve years. She spoke only to her older brother, Bailey. Angelou produced ﬁve subsequent autobiographical volumes. In 1981, Angelou was appointed a lifetime member of the faculty at Wake Forest University in Winston-Salem. She continued to write, and her works included cookbooks and children’s books. In her many public speaking obligations, she presented herself as a wise elder whose life was evidence of how far it is possible to travel. “See me now, black, female, American and Southern,” she said in a 1990 speech to students at Centenary College in Louisiana. “See me and see yourselves. What can’t you do?” EMMA BROWN (THE WASHINGTON POST) “We’re saddened by the passing of our friend Maya Angelou. Thank you for all you’ve done, and for all the hugs.” — @sesamestreet “Saddened by the news of Maya Angelou’s passing. A brilliant woman who contributed so much to the world. Her light will be sorely missed.” — @Pharrell T H U R S D AY | 0 5 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 4 | E X P R E S S | 11 Sports CLIVE BRUNSKILL (GETTY IMAGES) Caps Coach, GM on Same Page Trotz and MacLellan stress the importance of seeing eye to eye Capitals The night before his formal introduction as the new coach of the Capitals, Barry Trotz was up until midnight with new general manager Brian MacLellan. The two men, who had met only a week earlier, connected as they exchanged ideas and philosophies Monday night. “We’ve spent a lot of time together in a very short time,” Trotz said Tuesday. “We do have a lot of the same visions in almost every aspect. We’re pretty close. It’s really good right now because we can do something really, hopefully special together.” The shared vision and instantaneous chemistry between Trotz and MacLellan are essential to repositioning the Capitals as a perennial contender after they missed the playoffs this season for the ﬁrst time in seven years. “One of the things I like about that any apparent organizational rift will undermine any potential success. “The important point I was trying to make is I think the team feels when there’s a disconnect or there’s not a uniﬁed philosophy from ownership to management to coach,” MacLellan said. “I thought we all have to have a team approach going forward.” Perceived tension between former coach Adam Oates and former GM George McPhee likely played a role in their demise and the team’s struggles. MacLellan emphasized the importance of conferring with Trotz on matters relating to the franchise. “Any moves we’re making, any development calls we’re making, Barry has to be in line with that or we don’t make the call,” MacLellan said. “If I want a guy up, if I want to see him for a little while, evaluate him, Barry’s got to be in line with that. He can’t say, ‘No, I’m not going to play him.’ And I know what Barry wants too. We’re in sync so far.” ADAM VINGAN (FOR E XPRESS) Serena Williams had the worst loss in her Grand Slam career Wednesday. Serena and Venus Fall At French French Open Wind was whipping, rain was falling, and thick gray clouds overhead were foreboding as Serena Williams double-faulted, then raised her hands in despair and wailed, “I can’t serve!” Truth is, the French Open’s defending champion couldn’t do much properly on this particular afternoon, absorbing the most lopsided loss of her 288-match Grand Slam career. Unable to ﬁgure out how to get herself going or counter her unheralded opponent’s aggressive game, the No. 1-ranked Williams was beaten 6-2, 6-2 on Wednesday by 35th-ranked Garbine Muguruza of Spain in the second round. “Nothing really worked,” said Williams, whose older sister Venus also lost. “I don’t know anything that actually worked.” Exactly one minute before Serena’s match began, the 29th-seeded Venus’ 2-6, 6-3, 6-4 defeat against 56th-ranked Anna Schmiedlova of Slovakia wrapped up in the main stadium. HOWARD FENDRICH (AP) PATRICK SMITH (GETTY IMAGES) The Caps introduced GM Brian MacLellan, left, and coach Barry Trotz on Tuesday. Barry’s style of coaching is … it’s a consistent, disciplined style every game,” MacLellan said. “He demands that of them. I think that’s the kind of change that would beneﬁt our organization.” MacLellan made it clear in his presentation to team ownership Hernandez Pleads Not Guilty NFL Prosecutors said in court Wednesday that former New England Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez gunned down two men he did not know in their car because one of them bumped into him while dancing at a Boston nightclub, spilling his drink. Hernandez pleaded not guilty at the Suffolk Superior Court hearing to seven charges in the 2012 shooting that killed Daniel de Abreu and Saﬁro Furtado. A third man was wounded. Hernandez’s attorney, Charles Rankin, objected, saying the prosecutor’s account of the shooting was an attempt to poison the jury pool. increasingly convinced that people “had been testing, trying or otherwise disrespecting him when he frequented nightclubs in the area.” Haggan told the court Hernandez and a friend drove from Connecticut to Boston that night to go to a nightclub called Cure. They were standing at the edge of the dance ﬂoor when de Abreu accidentally bumped into Hernandez, smiled at him and did not apologize, according to prosecutors. Haggan said Hernandez drove around until he saw de Abreu and Furtado and their friends going to their car and followed them, pulling up alongside them as they stopped at a red light and opening ﬁre. DENISE L AVOIE (AP) U.S. OPEN Woods Withdraws Tiger Woods has withdrawn from next month’s U.S. Open as he recovers from back surgery that has kept him out of golf for nearly three months. Woods says on his website Wednesday he is physically unable to play golf at a high level. He had surgery March 31. Woods last played a tournament at Doral on March 9. (AP) BRIAN SNYDER (AP) TV Lineup NBA (9 P.M., TNT) With Serge Ibaka back, the Thunder have turned the West finals around with two home wins. Now the series heads back to San Antonio, where the Spurs won Games 1 and 2 by a total of 52 points. Prosecutors say Aaron Hernandez killed two men for spilling his drink. Clerk Magistrate Gary Wilson dismissed the objection. Prosecutor Patrick Haggan said that in the months leading up to the shooting, Hernandez had become 12 | E X P R E S S | 0 5 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 4 | T H U R S D AY Sports J. SCOTT APPLEWHITE (AP) LaRoche Back With a Boom Nats need slugger to stay hot and help offense out of slump Nationals Adam LaRoche has a reputation for being a slow starter, but that may change after the first two months of 2014. And the power-hitting first baseman, who came back from a quadriceps injury this week, hopes to be the much-needed middle of the lineup bat to spark the Nationals’ slumping offense. LaRoche entered Wednesday’s game with a .314 batting average, 23 RBIs and six home runs in 2014. While on the 15-day disabled list, LaRoche worked in the batting cages to keep his rhythm. “I was able to hit throughout this thing,” said LaRoche, who crushed a two-run homer Monday — his second game back. The quadriceps is closer to 100 percent, which is good news for a Nationals team that has struggled with Ryan Zimmerman and Bryce Harper on the DL. “You lose that power and having the threat of the big hitters com- May Struggles Adam LaRoche is the only Nats player with more than 20 at-bats in May who is hitting over .300. Player Adam LaRoche Jayson Werth Denard Span Ian Desmond Tyler Moore Wilson Ramos Zach Walters Nate McLouth Anthony Rendon Jose Lobaton Danny Espinosa AB 28 88 100 87 45 53 21 47 83 24 73 BA .321 .284 .280 .241 .222 .208 .190 .170 .169 .125 .123 Malcolm Glazer purchased the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in 1995 for $192 million. Bucs Owner Glazer Dies NFL Malcolm Glazer, the self-made billionaire who owned English soccer’s Manchester United and the NFL’s Tampa Bay Buccaneers, died Wednesday. He was 85. The reclusive Palm Beach, Fla., businessman had been in failing health since April 2006 when a pair of strokes left him with impaired speech and limited mobility in his right arm and leg. Glazer raised his proﬁle in 2005 with a $1.47 billion takeover of Manchester United that was bitterly opposed by fans of one of the world’s richest soccer clubs. Before that, his unobtrusive management style helped transform the Bucs from a laughingstock into a model franchise that in 2003 won the Super Bowl. FRED GOODALL (AP) * ENTERING WEDNESDAY’S GAME Adam LaRoche entered Wednesday hitting .314 with six homers and 23 RBIs. ing up in those situations,” leadoff hitter Denard Span said. Prior to Wednesday, Washington scored more than three runs only three times in its past 10 games — going 3-7 in that span. The Nationals have fallen to 21st in team batting average (.243) and 22nd in runs scored (198). LaRoche’s production this early in the season is a bit surprising, given his history. In his previous 10 seasons, LaRoche ended May with a batting average above .250 only twice (2012, 2010). His .314 average, if it holds in May’s ﬁnal days, would be a careerbest in the ﬁrst two months of a season. LaRoche could use help around him if Washington is going to keep pace in the NL East. The Nationals entered Wednesday three games back of the division-leading Braves. “It’s a question of getting that big hit when we need it,” manager Matt Williams said. “It hasn’t happened yet for the most part.” JASON BUT T (FOR E XPRESS) 4 Players To Watch At OTAs The Redskins on Tuesday kicked off the next phase of their offseason program, holding the first of 10 practice sessions known as Organized Team Activities (OTAs). Today’s session marks the first time reporters will get a look at the full squad. Here are the four most interesting players to keep an eye on during OTAs. MIKE JONES (THE WASHINGTON POST ) 1. Robert Griffin III Jay Gruden’s No. 1 priority: Fix the prized quarterback. The coach and offensive coordinator Sean McVay will custom tailor the offense to Griffin’s strengths, but for now, they will do a lot of experimenting. Griffin has spent the offseason trying to correct the bad habits that he developed as he played through his recovery. Gruden and McVay will help him continue to do this. GETTY IMAGES/TWP PHOTOS 2. DeSean Jackson We’ll get a sneak peek at what Gruden and McVay have planned for the multitalented pass catcher. The speedy former Eagles receiver will definitely help stretch the field. But he’s able to make plays in a variety of ways. He and Griffin have gotten in some work over the past couple of months. But they still have a lot of work to do as they try to learn each other and develop their chemistry. 3. Jason Hatcher The Redskins have high expectations for the big defensive end. But Jim Haslett first must figure out how he wants to use him. Haslett uses a lot of different fronts, and so Hatcher likely will not have one set spot along the line. Initially, the ex-Cowboy could start out at right end in the base 3-4 front. But we’ll see what the early going looks like and how extensive the Haslett-Hatcher experimentation is at this point. GREG FIUME (GETTY IMAGES) 4. Phillip Thomas The Redskins passed on the chance to draft another safety because of the optimism surrounding Thomas — a college all-American and 2012 fourth-round pick, who missed all of his rookie season with a Lisfranc injury. For now, Brandon Meriweather and Ryan Clark hold the starting strong and free safety jobs, respectively. Thomas could possibly be a longterm answer at strong safety. H I G H L I G H T I N G T H E B E S T I N WA S H I N G T O N - A R E A A R T S A N D E N T E R T A I N M E N T | M AY 2 9 - J U N E 1 , 2 0 1 4 HAIR BRAINED Oddball musical comedian Reggie Watts is right at home at New Belgium’s Tour de Fat. Plus: What’s on tap for the wacky bike and beer carnival. E8 KYLE CHRISTY/EXPRESS ILLUSTRATION What can bring a lifetime of love? Your neighborhood Unleashed by Petco urges you to Think Adoption First®, which encourages people to consider adopting a pet rather than purchasing one. the happy tails adoption event Saturday, May 31 11 am–3 pm Come to your Unleashed by Petco store for: • Lots of adoptable dogs and cats • A variety of pet experts • Fun games and free giveaways • Free pet food samples Arlington Unleashed by Petco 5400 Lee Hwy. • 703-237-2055 Go to unleashedbypetco.com/happytails for more details! sit. stay. connect. E2 | E X P R E S S | 0 5 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 4 | T H U R S D AY The best things to do this weekend THURSDAY Andrea Rost Hungarian soprano Andrea Rost helps celebrate 25 years of democracy in Hungary with a gala concert recital of classic Hungarian folk songs and opera arias. Warner Theatre, 513 13th St. NW; Thu., 5:30 p.m., $40$90; 202-783-4000, warnertheatre dc.com. (Metro Center) THURSDAY FRIDAY THROUGH SUNDAY Holly Williams When your grandpa is Hank Williams and your dad is Hank Williams Jr., you’re sort of expected to follow in their musical footsteps. For Holly Williams, 33, that means making poignant, low-key Americana songs that owe more to Gramps than Pops. Hamilton, 600 14th St. NW; Thu., 7:30 p.m., $15-$20; 202-787-1000, thehamiltondc .com. (Metro Center) Michael McDonald No, not the blue-eyed soul singer. You may remember this Michael McDonald from his 10 seasons as a standout performer on “MADtv.” These days, he tours as a stand-up comic and pops up on TV shows like “Community” and “Web Therapy.” He’s also directed several episodes of “Cougar Town.” DC Improv, 1140 Connecticut Ave. NW; Fri. & Sat., 8 & 10:30 p.m., and Sun., 8 p.m., $20; 202-296-7008, dcimprov.com. (Farragut North) STARTS FRIDAY DANISHA CROSBY ONGOING Jazz Samba Project Strathmore’s music center and mansion host a week of concerts to honor Stan Getz and Charlie Byrd’s crosscultural 1962 album “Jazz Samba.” Recorded in D.C., the record was American jazz’s first major bossa nova release. Strathmore, 5301 Tuckerman Lane, North Bethesda; Fri. through June 8, visit strathmore.org/ jazzsamba for a full schedule; 301581-5100. (Grosvenor-Strathmore) ‘Ordinary Days’ “Girls” fans, mark your calendars: The latest play at Bethesda’s Round House follows the lives of four interconnected young people navigating their lives in New York. Will Gartshore and Janine DiVita, above, play a couple regretting their recent cohabitation. Round House Theatre Bethesda, 4545 East-West Highway, Bethesda; through June 22, various times, 240-644-1100, roundhousetheatre.org. (Bethesda) RICK DIAMOND (GETTY IMAGES) Pennsylvania Ballet Roy Kaiser, Artistic Director 50TH ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION THE MUSIC OF ABBA with RAJATON Steven Reineke, conductor Internationally renowned a cappella sextet Rajaton joins the NSO Pops to pay tribute to another Scandinavian supergroup: ABBA. Enjoy “Dancing Queen,” “Mamma Mia,” “Take a Chance on Me,” and more favorite hits specially arranged for full orchestra. Choreography by George Balanchine Music by Felix Mendelssohn with the Kennedy Center Opera House Orchestra and The Choral Arts Society of Washington May 30 & 31 | Concert Hall s Beginow rr Tomo $ 49 offer good for May 30 & 31 performances in select orchestra sections. Tickets ORCH. *$49 regularly $69–$75. Offer subject to availability. Not valid in combination with any other offer. Not valid on previously purchased tickets. Offer may be withdrawn at SEATS!* any time. Mention offer code “179178” to receive your discount. The 2013-2014 NSO Pops Season is presented through the generosity of David and Alice Rubenstein are the of h Presenting P i Underwriters U d i f the h NSO. NSO June 6–8 | Opera House The Kennedy Center’s Ballet Season is presented with the support of Elizabeth and Michael Kojaian. Additional support is provided by The Honorable Barbara H. Franklin and Mr. Wallace Barnes. Tickets on sale now! (202) 467-4600 kennedy-center.org Tickets also available at the Box Ofﬁce | Groups (202) 416-8400 Julie Diana in Balanchineˇs A Midsummer Night’s Dream. Photo by Alexander Iziliaev BALANCHINE’S A MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S DREAM “Midsummer casts a springy spell.” —The Philadelphia Inquirer T H U R S D AY | 0 5 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 4 | E X P R E S S | E3 STARTS SATURDAY Brooklyn Brewery Mash Brooklyn Brewery takes up residence in D.C. to host beer brunches, a comedy show, educational seminars, panel discussions and a rock concert from Brooklyn’s The Men. Various venues and times; Sat. through June 7; visit brooklynbrewerymash .com/washington-dc for details and a full schedule. SATURDAY SUNDAY DC Record Fair As a tie-in to Artisphere’s sound installation “Fermata,” the Arlington arts space will host the next installment of the popular DC Record Fair, which promises dozens of vinyl vendors and hundreds of crates to dig through. Artisphere, 1101 Wilson Blvd., Arlington; Sun., 11 a.m.-5 p.m., $5 (11 a.m.-noon), $2 (noon-5 p.m.); 703-875-1100, artisphere.com. (Rosslyn) SUNDAY JAMES CULLUM SATURDAY & SUNDAY T-Pain T-Pain got famous by helping popularize Auto-Tune, but his reliance on the vocal trick turned him into a punch line for other rappers, sending him to a dark place. Thankfully, he’s emerged with a newfound optimism and a forthcoming album, “Stoicville: The Phoenix,” that celebrates good times, not the bad. Howard Theatre, 620 T St. NW; Sun., 8 p.m., $35; 202-803-2899, thehoward theatre.com. (Shaw-Howard U) Green Festival D.C. Celebrate all things sustainable at Green Festival D.C., our version of the annual expo in New York. Watch vegan cooking demonstrations, catch some live music and sample lots of green products. Walter E. Washington Convention Center, 801 Mount Vernon Place NW; Sat. & Sun., 10 a.m. to 6 p.m., $10-$20; 202-249-3000, green festivals.org/wdc. (Mt Vernon Sq) The Lot Showcase No. 2 When it comes to D.C. music, it’s not do-it-yourself anymore — it’s do-it-together. That’s why the first Union Kitchen concert at the former home of District Flea is a collaboration with DCist, MetroMutts and DCDIT. The event starts with a canine happy hour at 5 p.m., followed by music from local acts The Effects, Output Message and Paperhaus, above, at 7 p.m. The Lot at Atlantic Plumbing, 945 Florida Ave. NW; Sat., 5-10 p.m., free; unionkitchendc.com. (U Street) Which D.C. supper club is right for you? Maybe you should go with the flow. PAGE E10 It wasn’t chance. August 20, 2007, Grady, Oklahoma. Aerial view of a home with a surrounding levee which is keeping it safe as flood waters following Tropical Storm Erin engulf the area. FEMA/ Patricia Brach. Visit Designing for Disaster at the National Building Museum to learn more about how design can save lives. Open now. Designing for Disaster is sponsored in part by: 401 F Street NW Washington, DC 20001 | 202.272.2448 | www.nbm.org E4 | E X P R E S S | 0 5 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 4 | T H U R S D AY “Freedom From Fear!” Weekend Pass | entertainment FERDIE ARQUERO AND NOMOTA LLC [Article] [plural noun] [preposition] Journey [verb indicating form of communication] [preposition] [plural possessive] [noun]. Don’t Stop Delousin’ The JUNE 2-29 By Peter Sinn Nachtrieb Dir. Robert O’Hara A National New Play Network Rolling World Premiere TOTALITARIANS Admit it. You know every word to Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believin’.” In fact, just reading the previous sentence has put the song on auto-loop in your brain. Wherever you are — a meeting, a funeral, prison — you will have an inexplicable urge to throw yourself to your knees while playing air guitar. Placate your Journey earworm by going to the band’s show Sunday at Jiffy Lube Live, or fight it by enlisting some friends and filling out the Mad Lib below. Even if the karaoke staple stays wedged in your head for eternity, at least the lyrics will be more compelling. We did the first verse for you. Be creative, have fun and, above all, don’t stop [-ing verb]. SADIE DINGFELDER (EXPRESS) Jiffy Lube Live, 7800 Cellar Door Drive, Bristow, Va.; Sun., 6:45, $36-$171; 703-754-6400, livenation.com. PAY-WHAT-YOU-CAN June 2 & 3, 8pm WOOLLYMAMMOTH.NET 202-393-3939 #WOOLLYTARIANS T H U R S D AY | 0 5 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 4 | E X P R E S S | E5 entertainment | Weekend Pass Dante Schwebel, left, Patrick Hallahan, center, and Adrian Quesada join forces to make Spanish Gold. FILM RIFFS DISNEY Top Gear In “Maleficent,” out Friday, Angelina Jolie is evil but looks great, thanks in part to the giant headdress she sports. These proper toppers from other movies illustrate how to protect one’s head with style. KRISTEN PAGE-KIRBY (EXPRESS) ALYSSE GAFKJEN 1 The Mad Hatter With one hat to rule them all, the most bonkers tea party host ever livens up Disney’s 1951 film “Alice in Wonderland,” then returns as Johnny Depp in Tim Burton’s 2010 version which, despite being live action, dropped dead on the screen. Striking Spanish Gold Rather than go solo, Dante Schwebel got a new band together Music Spanish Gold singer-guitarist Dante Schwebel is afraid of being alone. After amicably parting ways with longtime band Hacienda early in 2013, Schwebel had no one to play with. He considered a solo career, but quickly abandoned the idea. “I’ve only ever been in bands so that was scary to me,” Schwebel says. “I kept thinking, if I made a solo record, I don’t think I would buy it. It wasn’t exciting to me at all. I’m just this dude.” Luckily, Schwebel, 33, has plenty of musically inclined friends. Dallas Green, the leader of altfolk band City and Colour, which Hacienda toured with in 2011, quickly recruited Schwebel to be his new guitarist. There was just one catch: Rehearsals started in a week and the first shows were in arenas supporting P!nk. “It was a weird couple of weeks,” Schwebel says. While on the road with City and Colour, Schwebel contemplated his next move. He had a batch of demos that were about growing up in Laredo, Texas, so he reached out to a for mer high school classmate he only vaguely knew, Grupo Fantasma guitarist Adrian Quesada. Then, Schwebel called up My Morning Jacket drummer Patrick Hallahan, whom he played with on Black Keys guitarist Dan Auerbach’s 2009 solo tour. “I said, ‘Look, you guys haven’t met each other. Let’s book the studio and if you get along, we’ll take the next step and record more songs,’ ” Schwebel says. “In three “I kept thinking, if I made a solo record, I don’t think I would buy it. It wasn’t exciting to me at all. I’m just this dude.” days we had half a record.” The trio dubbed themselves Spanish Gold and quickly finished their debut album, “South of Nowhere,” which dropped Tuesday. There’s a swagger to Spanish Gold’s high-energy rock, a natural evolution from Schwebel’s funkier contributions to Hacienda’s last album, the bluesy “Shakedown.” Lead single “Out on the Street” might as well be an homage to Rockwell’s “Somebody’s Watching Me.” Spanish Gold’s f irst major tour stops in D.C. on Sunday and Schwebel is well aware that the band could have a short shelf life, given Hallahan’s prior commitments. But he’s not worried. “I think it makes it more special,” he says. “It adds a premium to some of the shows.” Plus, he’s got another job that will keep him busy playing gigs throughout the year. “If it wasn’t for City and Colour, I probably couldn’t afford to go do a full record campaign,” Schwebel says. “Having a steady work gig has really given me some freedom.” It sure beats being alone. RUDI GREENBERG (E XPRESS) 2 Indiana Jones Add a fedora to any man and he becomes classy. Add a fedora to Harrison Ford and … um … what were we saying? 3 Loki Tom Hiddleston rocks the god of mischief’s signature two-pronged gold hat in three films: “Thor” in 2011, “The Avengers” in 2012 and “Thor: The Dark World” in 2013. It takes a real man to pull off a cap you have to polish. 4 The Sorting Hat So much depends on a hat with a brain of its own. Making his debut in 2001 in “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone,” this bonnet impacts Hogwarts students like a magical SAT. Hamilton, 600 14th St. NW; Sun., 7:30 p.m., $13-$16; 202-787-1000, thehamiltondc.com. (Metro Center) INDIES & ARTIES Ongoing ‘Ida’: There’s a lot of beauty in “Ida,” now playing exclusively at Bethesda Row Cinema. The Polish film follows Anna (Agata Trzebuchowska), an 18-yearold orphan who’s about to become a nun. The mother superior insists Anna first visit her only living relative, an aunt, who reveals that Anna’s real name is Ida and that her parents were killed in the Holocaust. The two women go on a search to find any remains of Ida’s parents and give them a proper burial. The film — reminiscent of Carl Dreyer’s 1928 silent masterpiece “The Passion of Joan of Arc” in a number of ways — is beautifully shot and hauntingly acted. Quiet but powerful, “Ida” leaves a lasting impact. KRISTEN PAGE-KIRBY (E XPRESS) 5 Oddjob “Goldfinger” brought a lot of cool things to 1964: An essentially naked, gold-painted Bond girl, a kickass theme song, and Oddjob, a henchman with a razor-lined hat capable of decapitation. It also makes julienne fries. Bethesda Row Cinema, 7235 Woodmont Ave., Bethesda; 301-652-7273, landmarktheatres.com. (Bethesda) E6 | E X P R E S S | 0 5 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 4 | T H U R S D AY June 678, 2014 POSTAGE STAMP SHOW Hilton McLean Tysons Corner FRI & SAT 10-6 and SUN 10-4 Exhibits, Youth Table, and 80 Dealers Buying, Selling, & Appraising Free Admission and Parking Info at www.napex.org Weekend Pass | entertainment THE SMITHSONIAN INSTITUTION ARCHIVES The Museum of Modern Smarts Fifty years ago, Smithsonian museums didn’t have quite the “wow!” factor they do today. Artifacts were displayed “willy-nilly,” says Arthur Molella, director of the Smithsonian’s Lemelson Center for the Study of Invention and Innovation. “A curator would type on a card and put it by the object,” and that was that. The National Museum of American History, a museum as forward-looking as America itself, set the stage for widespread change. The Smithsonian’s shrine to American innovation turns 50 From its opening in 1964, to 1980, it was the Museum of History and Technology. The name “was recognition that America rests on the foundations of innovative technology,” says Molella, co-curator of “Making a Modern Museum,” an exhibit celebrating the institution’s 50th anniversary. We talked to Molella about some of the items in the show, and what ���modern” meant in mid-century America. BETH MARLOWE (EXPRESS) 1811 14TH ST NW www.blackcatdc.com MAY / JUNE SHOWS FRI 30 FRI 30 FRI 30 STORY LEAGUE SINGS 3 $15/$20 DR. WHO HAPPY HOUR 1 EPISODE & DRINK SPECIALS PRINCE & MJ DANCE PARTY WITH DJ DREDD $8 ROYALTY National Museum of American History, 1400 Constitution Ave. NW; through Sept. 7, free; 202-633-1000, americanhistory.si.edu. (Smithsonian) SAT 31 FUTUREBIRDS AVERS $15 FOUCAULT PENDULUM IN MOTION The museum’s three-story-high Foucault pendulum was a visitor favorite until its removal in 1998. “At the Natural History museum you say, ‘Let’s meet at the elephant.’ Well, people always said, ‘Let’s meet at the pendulum,’ ” Molella says. In this setup, the pendulum appears to be slowly shifting its direction. As the day progresses, the bob knocks down pegs arranged in a circle below it. (In the photo above, the bob is a blur of motion.) But the pendulum isn’t changing its path. What moves is the earth beneath. The pendulum’s 250-pound bob has emerged from retirement for the museum’s 50th anniversary. SAT 31 SAT 31 CYLON HAPPY HOUR 1 BSG EP & DRINK SPECIALS THE SMITHSONIAN’S NATIONAL MUSEUM OF AMERICAN HISTORY COMMON PEOPLE WITH DJ LIL’E $7 90S ALTPOP DANCE PARTY MON 2 PRIESTS RECORD RELEASE THE SHONDES PINK WASH $10 WED 4 MISS SHEVAUGHN & YUMA WRAY LURAY DEREK EVRY $10 NATIONAL MUSEUM OF AMERICAN HISTORY THU 5 SAINTSENECA MEMORY MAP BRNDA $12 PRIDE WEEKEND FRI 6 SAT 7 BOOTY.REX $8 BABE RAINBOW & HOT SAUCE $10 2000S ALTPOP DANCE PARTY 6/25-OLD MAN CANYON 6/27-RA RA RASPUTIN 7/21-VERUCA SALT 7/22-THE CLIENTELE WE ARE 3 BLOCKS FROM THE U STREET / CARDOZO METRO STATION TICKETS: www.TICKETFLY.com 1-877-987-6487 SMITHSONIAN INSTITUTION ARCHIVES UPCOMING SHOWS 6/14-CRYFEST: THE SMITHS VS THE CURES DANCE PARTY 6/9-MY GOLD MASK 6/14-CRYFEST: THE SMITHS VS THE CURE DANCE PARTY 6/16-ASGEIR 6/18-TWEENS 6/19-GEMINI CLUB 6/21-MR. BRIGHTSIDE: UNDATED RENDERING OF MALL FACADE OF MUSEUM OF HISTORY AND TECHNOLOGY When the Museum of History and Technology enTo complement neoclassical buildings already tered the design stage, one thing was for sure: It had on the Mall, architect Walker O. Cain blended old to be modern. and new. The recesses along the facade are ab“It was making a symbolic statement for stract versions of columns, for example. Washington, D.C., and the nation,” Molella says. Cain’s rendering shows how the building would “We’re a modern nation, we’re coming of age, look alongside the National Museum of Natural Hiswe’re competing with Russia, we’re tops.” tory, with the U.S. Capitol in the distance. VAN DE GRAAFF PARTICLE ACCELERATOR This bulbous specimen, from the early 1930s, was part of a 1977 exhibit called “Atom Smashers.” Accelerators speed up subatomic particles; put another particle in the way and a hit breaks it into even smaller particles. The Van de Graaff model, about 30 feet tall, “represented scientific progress: big science, a great big instrument, expensive, and people were dwarfed by it,” Molella says. The real thing’s in storage, but this photo is on view. MODERNIZED GOWNS OF THE FIRST LADIES EXHIBITION The first exhibit installed in the Museum of History and Technology is still its star: the first ladies’ gowns. When the collection crossed the Mall from the Smithsonian’s Arts and Industries Building, it was already an example of cutting-edge exhibit design. Curators in the 1950s, inspired by trade shows and worlds’ fairs, put the gowns on lifelike mannequins and arranged them in a dramatic setting. (This photo, on view in “Making a Modern Museum,” shows the gallery after its modernization.) In embracing this contemporary look, “the museum was putting a flag in the ground that we’re going to be modernizing,” Molella says. The first ladies gallery set a high bar: Visitors should be wowed. “We were leading the way,” Molella says. T H U R S D AY | 0 5 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 4 | E X P R E S S | E7 entertainment | Weekend Pass SHELF ESTEEM W W W. T H E H O W A R D T H E AT R E . C O M 620 T ST. NW WASHINGTON DC 2 0 2 - 8 0 3 - 2 8 9 9 Michael Cunningham In Pulitzer Prize-winning author Michael Cunningham’s novels, nothing — no mundane action or feeling or unspoken thought — is meaningless. Or, if it is, perhaps that means something, too. Cunningham’s new novel, “The Snow Queen,” which he’ll discuss Tuesday at Politics and Prose, joins a collection of work that imbues the quiet moments of his characters’ lives with existential questioning. A strange light in the sky might be a hallucination — or it might be a portent of wonderful or terrible things to come. Baking a birthday cake might just be a chore, but it might also represent the suffocating pull of normality on a creative soul. The rattle of a sewing machine might be mere mechanics, but it might be a siren song from an otherworldly purgatory. In each of the novels below, Cunningham weaves an ode to the immortal city of New York and its artistic souls and lost citizens. His books remind us that the mythologies we imagine about our lives stem from seemingly ordinary moments and seemingly ordinary people. ALLIE GHAMAN (E XPRES S) Politics and Prose, 5015 Connecticut Ave. NW; Tue., 7 p.m., free; 202-364-1919, politics-prose.com. (Van Ness) TUESDAY, JUNE 10TH FANTASIA: A DIAMOND & WHITE AFFAIR HOSTED BY 93.9 WKYS SAT JUNE 28TH & SUN JUNE 29TH TEVIN CAMPBELL SATURDAY, MAY 31ST A’NGELA WINBUSH SATURDAY, MAY 31ST X LATE SHOW BRADD MARQUIS TARRUS RILEY WEDNESDAY, JUNE 4TH WPGC BIRTHDAY BASH FEAT X LUDACRIS DAN DEACON & DDM FRIDAY, JUNE 6TH X THURSDAY, JUNE 5TH X X DIGI TOUR OUT2014 D L O S O2L ‘The Snow Queen’ (2014) Barrett Meeks sees a light in the sky above Central Park. And it sees him in return. And it’s gone. How does one move forward from a brush with the divine? How does a regular person — like intelligent but indolent Barrett, like his floundering musician and addict brother Tyler — find meaning in a possibly uncaring universe? With elegant prose that peeks into the most private thoughts of his characters, Cunningham challenges the reader to imagine a pervasive, indifferent god — if any god even exists. Barrett, Tyler and their fellow New York underachiever friends struggle to blend their hopes for love, for artistic brilliance, for vindication, with reality. But even if they can reach their goals, would their lives matter? As Tyler reflects about Barrett’s experience: “Heaven winked at you, right? Maybe. Maybe it did. Or maybe it was just an airplane and a cloud. But if Heaven winks at anybody, it’s probably the less-than conspicuous seekers … The universe only winks at the ones no one will believe.” ‘Specimen Days’ (2005) Verses from Walt Whitman’s “Leaves of Glass” flow through this novel, inspiring the artistic and the mad, those on the verge of divine ecstasy. The reader follows three sets of characters — each has a Simon, a Lucas and a Catherine — over 300 years in New York. An impoverished Irish boy, forced into manual labor, dreams of a world of stars and untamed nature. A modern-day police psychologist tries to prevent child terrorists from attacking New Yorkers at random. A simulated human in the future searches for the reason behind his manufacturing. Appearances of Whitman’s words (and the poet himself) throughout the centuries impress on the reader the cyclical nature of time, that even the small struggles and triumphs of individuals are part of a human history. As several of Cunningham’s characters remind us, quoting from Whitman, “The smallest sprout shows that there’s really no death.” ‘The Hours’ (1998) This Pulitzer Prize-winning novel moves between three women of different eras, linked by their fascination with Virginia Woolf’s “Mrs. Dalloway”: contemporary Clarissa, throwing a party for her dying, poetic ex-lover; book-loving Laura Brown, struggling with depression in 1950s Southern California; and suburb-trapped Woolf herself, who longs for the vitality of London, no matter the cost to her tenuous mental health. The women work to define their identities, wrestling with the gaps between their outward displays and their true selves. They question whether a comfortable life and selffulfillment can coexist. As Woolf feigns sanity, Laura feigns domestic bliss and Clarissa pivots between satisfaction with her life and the allure of missed opportunities, the reader can’t help but reflect on the minute choices and simple moments that form a life path. Cunningham’s esteem for Woolf burns in every passage. His contemplation of “Mrs. Dalloway” elucidates that work as he composes a powerful narrative of his own. MIXTAPE: PRIDE WEEKEND PARTY SUNDAY, JUNE 8TH SATURDAY, JUNE 7TH X AUGUST ALSINA 6/11 SEUN KUTI & EGYPT 80 6/12 LALAH HATHAWAY & RUBEN STUDDARD 6/13 MONTY ALEXANDER 70TH BDAY W/S.P GUESTS TONY REBEL, BOB ANDY DUANE STEPHENSON, ETIENNE CHARLES WAYNE ESCOFFERY 6/13 LATE- PEEWEE LONGWAY FEAT. 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As a co-creator of YouTube channel JASH, the musician/ comedian has carte blanche (and a modest budget) to create anything he wants, whether that’s making a music video in a single day or portraying a “Welcome Back, Kotter”-inspired teacher. “It’s an opportunity to do whatever ideas I have in my head,” Watts says. “I just go for it and they’re down. That’s rare.” It’s the kind of freedom Watts, 42, looks for in his projects — including his role as bandleader on IFC’s surreal talk show “Comedy Bang! Bang!” (10:30 p.m., Thu.) — and practices in his improvised live shows. Go to see Watts perform Saturday in D.C. at Yards Park during New Belgium Brewing Company’s free Tour de Fat festival and you’ll get to hear him write jokes and compose songs just as he thinks of them. Or you could just read this. Hey Reggie, what are you up to today? Reggie Watts stars as the one-manbandleader on IFC’s mock talk show “Comedy Bang! Bang!” with my friends. It’s a mini-carnival type of thing. You wouldn’t do it if it wasn’t fun. Hmm … just existing, I guess. “Comedy Bang! Bang!” is now in Season 3. Can you tease some out-of-context things that happen this cycle? They treat me very well. They’re good people. It’s for awareness for, like, riding bicycles. That’s a funny thing to raise awareness for. Are you involved with the creative process or are you just reading lines? Do you ride bikes? Once in a while, I’ll have a quick idea that I’ll tell [host] Scott [Aukerman] about and they might use it. If I wanted to [write] I probably could, but I’m a little too lazy. You’re performing in D.C. during New Belgium’s Tour de Fat. What do you know about the festival? I do. Not as much as I want to because I travel so much, but I do. So you can enjoy the bike aspect. CHRIS RAGAZZO (IFC) There’s some time travel that happens, which is great. There’s also a murder mystery, there’s a black-andwhite episode. There are some really dumb commercials that we made. Yeah. I actually don’t drink beer but I enjoy that people enjoy it because it’s a thing that people get super connoisseur-y about. I can enjoy people drinking beer and looking very refreshed. Is it harder for your act — a mix of jokes and music — to come across in a festival setting, since you’re making things up on the spot? I’ve done a few of them. They’re really, really cool. It’s basically a festival filled with [people like] my friends from [my hometown of] Missoula, Mont. Everyone in Missoula loves drinking beer, or making their own beer, and riding bikes all the time and listening to cool, weird music. So it’s basically just hanging out No, not really. It’s pretty mellow, you know. People are in a good mood and it’s usually in the afternoon. I get up and people seem ready to do things. All the stuff they have up there is pretty weird. There’s this guy that goes by the moniker “Getting lost in [improvisation] means you’re in the zone, so it’s just allowing whatever’s happening to happen. That’s encouraging because you go, Oh, chaos is on my side.” Ssssnake, he does these really weird acts. He’ll pair up with this strange band of bicycle-inspired dudes and do these weird cover songs. It’s a bunch of weirdness, so everyone’s tuned into that already. So by the time you get onstage, you don’t even seem that weird. thing means you’re in the zone, so it’s just allowing whatever’s happening to happen. That’s encouraging because you go, Oh, chaos is on my side. You play a teacher in your Web series “TEACH.” Did you ever want to be one? No, not at that point. Do you ever freeze up onstage, or lose track of where you’re going and get lost in an improv? I might but that’s not necessarily a bad thing. Getting lost in some- I don’t think I ever wanted to be an actual teacher, just because they seem to have to do a lot of work, and they have to actually show up on time. But just being able to pop in and be a teacher for a moment, that’s only fun. T H U R S D AY | 0 5 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 4 | E X P R E S S | E9 entertainment | Weekend Pass What’s on Tap for New Belgium’s Tour de Fat For the past 15 years, Colorado’s New Belgium Brewing Company has been combining its passion for beer and bikes to produce Tour de Fat, a traveling carnival featuring wacky, vaudevillian performances, a costumed bike ride and plenty of brews. The free daytime festival, which on Saturday makes its third stop in D.C. at Yards Park, is meant to raise awareness for bike advocacy. Last year 4,500 people came out for the event in D.C., and tour manager Paul Gruber says he expects 6,000 this year. Tour de Fat will also feature a number of New Belgium concoctions available for $5 each (the proceeds of which benefit local bicycle nonprofits). The brewery’s flagship beers — such as Fat Tire and Ranger — will be available at three beer stations, but beer geeks should head straight to a fourth area, the Lips of Faith Lounge, where the brewery will tap a new keg of some of its more experimental offerings each hour. Here’s the schedule and a rundown of what’s on tap: NOON: La Folie, a wood-aged sour brown ale; 8.5 percent imperial IPA Rampant, and Gruit, an ale brewed with ancient ingredients like horeMICHAEL MCDONALD HAPPY HOUR TIRIVA! Comedy Club & Restaurant 1140 Connecticut Ave. Washington, DC 20036 ALL SHOWS 18 & OVER GUY TORRY COMEDY SCHOOL COMICS MICK FOLEY MAY 30 - JUN 1 MADtv, Cougar Town & Showtime special JUNE 5 Chris White hosts DC’s most funny & original trivia JUNE 5-8 Showtime, Comedy Central, ESPN & HBO JUNE 13 Stand-Up School grads perform in our Lounge Special Event JUNE 17 & 19 3-time WWE champion in Tales from Wrestling Past STEVE RANNAZZISI LOUNGE SHOWCASE BOBBY SLAYTON ERIN JACKSON JOHN WITHERSPOON NEW BELGIUM Special Event JUNE 20 & 21 JUNE 21 JUNE 26-29 JULY 5 Special Event JULY 10-13 The Boondocks, Friday & Showtime special The League, Conan, Daddy DC’s best comics come Knows Best & Punk'd down to rock our Lounge! The Tonight Show The Ellen Degeneres HBO & Howard Stern Show & Comedy Central Tour de Fat fills two stages and a tent with a variety of offbeat performances. Buy tickets @ dcimprov.com or 202.296.7008 hound, bog myrtle, yarrow, wormwood and elderflowers. 1 P.M.: Yuzu, an imperial berliner weisse brewed with the strange, bold and citrusy Japanese fruit yuzu. 2 P.M. Carnie Blood, an easy-drinking blood-orange saison that’s exclusive to Tour de Fat. How exclusive? There’s only 10 kegs in existence and one at the event. Get it before it’s gone. 3 P.M. Gratzer, a German-style smoked wheat beer brewed in collaboration with Indiana’s 3 Floyds that won’t be released to the public until June. R.G. Yards Park, 355 Water St. SE; Sat., 10 a.m.-5 p.m., free; newbelgium. com/events/tour-de-fat/washington. (Navy Yard) at STRATHMORE New Belgium will offer pours of La Foile, Yuzu and Gratzer at Tour de Fat. You’ve had some memorable performances in D.C.: Your 2011 residency at the Woolly Mammoth, shows at the 9:30 Club. Is there anything you ﬁnd unique about performing in D.C.? quake in Seattle, one in D.C. and a couple in LA. You must attract earthquakes. Well, aside from earthquakes? You were here for the earthquake in 2011? Yeah. I was like, What is happening now? I was in a restaurant eating a wrap down the street from Woolly Mammoth. I immediately went, Oh s---, there was an earthquake or something. I went outside and everyone was disoriented and looking weird. There were some tiles from buildings that had fallen on the sidewalks. I’m glad no one got hit by one of those. You wouldn’t expect to come to D.C. and end up in an earthquake. I guess I do. I’m an earthquakeattractor. I’d say the other thing I get excited about that’s great about D.C. is that Ian MacKaye usually will give me a tour of his favorite places in the city and I get to stop by the Fugazi house. Where does he take you? Speaking of D.C., in June of 2012, I walked out of The Washington Post building and you came strolling past me. I checked your Twitter feed and saw you had been at a symposium at National Geographic. Do you remember that event? Groovin’ June 7 at 10 & 11:30 am Get out your sunglasses and bathing suits, it’s time to celebrate the summer with the BSO Brass Quintet. s For age s h 6 mont s r to 3 yea Yes, it was the National Geographic Explorer’s Symposium. Were you participating? He took me to his favorite sandwich shop. I love that he’s a spendthrift, so everything is super as cheap as he can get it. It’s just a very cost-effective way of living. He’s a legend. It’s cool that you’ve developed a friendship with him. I performed at the very end of it. I got to see all the speakers speak and it was awesome. Anything NPR, National Geographic, NASA, any higher education that is having something to do w it h science or history or literature or arts — those are the things I’m interested in. RUDI GREENBERG (E XPRESS) Tickets just $15 Macy’s BUY YOUR TICKETS TODAY! It’s weird, I’ve been in an earth- Fugazi was also the first the concert I saw, in Missoula [when] I was 16. Reggie Watts performs for free at 4 p.m. Saturday on the Tour de Fat Revival Stage at Yards Park. 1.877.BSO.1444 | BSOmusic.org COMPLIMENTARY PARKING • ON THE RED LINE metro E10 | E X P R E S S | 0 5 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 4 | T H U R S D AY Weekend Pass | dining Join the (Supper) Club Uni shows up on your plate. Gross! What’s uni?! A new crop of communal dinners means more options in D.C. Which one is right for your tastes? Yes! Now hold on. Would you try it if it was served in an awesome setting? It’s sea urchin and it’s kind of gross, but foodies love it. Would you pay more than $70 for a meal that might include it? Congrats! You just earned your Foodie Badge. Keep going. No. Stuff’s nasty. Nah. Sure. Yeah, I’ll give it a shot. What if it was prepared by a notable chef? I’m cool eating with people I don’t know. Okay, fine. NO. True. False. Man, you really hate uni. Are your friends loaded? Yeah, it’s kind of a texture thing. Only a couple of them. Yeah. We’re kind of a big deal. Hits & B-Sides Location varies; cogitoergosaute.com/services/hits-b-sides Nurish Sunday Supper 1231 Good Hope Road SE; 202-903-7134, nurishfoodanddrink.com. (Anacostia) Dinner Lab Location varies; dinnerlab.com/dc/joinus.html Rose’s Luxury 717 Eighth St. SE; 202-580-8889, rosesluxury.com/private_events. (Eastern Market) If you enlisted private chef Danny Boylen to cater a five-course dinner party for 12, your meal would come with a $2,000 price tag. With his new communal supper concept, the same award-winning eats are available for $125 per person, plus a one-time $50 membership fee to the D.C. Preservation League. Though uni isn’t guaranteed at the BYOB dinner, Boylen has been known to mix high-concept ingredients with unconventional preparations (bayou shrimp lollipops, a pork antojito bar). Even cooler: Every month, the venue rotates (it’s typically an underutilized warehouse). Catch the next group at the Wonder Bread Factory (641 S St. NW). Next meal: Sunday This monthly, family-style supper club ($50, $65 with alcohol) is the safest and least pretentious option of the group, partially because chef Kera Carpenter has only a panini press and plug-in convection oven with which to cook. Despite her limited resources, Carpenter (who also owns Domku Bar & Cafe in Petworth) whips up gourmet dishes with a French influence, like scallop carpaccio, pork tenderloin with a cherry sauce and roasted mushrooms with smashed new potatoes. The table seats 12, plus the chef, and mingling is encouraged. “Once everything is set on the table, I sit down,” Carpenter says. “I like a good meal, too.” Next meal: June 15 Dinner Lab can’t promise you a cheap meal (membership is $175 a year, and events average $70 each), or even a meal, for that matter (they tend to sell out quickly). But if you do manage to snag one of the 120 seats available for each event, you’re guaranteed to enjoy your ride on the culinary carousel. The New Orleans-based company taps upand-coming chefs from around the country to prepare multi-course dinners at secret locations. (Past suppers have included a Polynesian luau at LongView Gallery and a crawfish boil at a graffiti-covered church.) Booze is included, and you’re allowed up to three guests (who also pay $70). Next meal: June 6 The only one in the bunch that allows you to curate the guest list, Rose’s Luxury’s dinner experience is a special occasion-maker. Eight to 10 guests have run of the private rooftop garden from 6:30 p.m. till closing time. Booze, tax and tip are not included in the $125-perperson price tag, but you’ll be treated to unlimited waves of off-menu dishes until you cry “Uncle!” Previous dinners involved Tuscan seafood stew and whole racks of ribs, though what’s next is anyone’s guess. Reservations can be made online two weeks in advance, though slow clickers need not apply: Spots fill up immediately. Next meal: Goes on sale Tuesday at 11 a.m. Open House For Adult Students Wed., June 4 • 5:30 –7 p.m. Location: Edward J. Pryzbyla University Center (Brookland-CUA Metrorail stop) Evening, accelerated and online courses for professionals. R . s.v.p.: http://metro.cua.edu/RSVP/ or call 202-319-5256 T H U R S D AY | 0 5 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 4 | E X P R E S S | E11 Weekend Pass OFF COURSE WITH … I don’t normally do karaoke, but Lisa Loeb’s “Stay” is my jam. I have to be slightly intoxicated to perform it, though. If you could only have one, and it didn’t affect your health, which would you choose: sleep or food? SCOTT SUCHMAN Food. But that’s tough. Do you remember your ﬁrst word? Tomason plans to open her RareSweets bakery at CityCenterDC in October. It was “bottle.” I was a very large baby and obsessed with food. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up? Taste of Dupont On Saturday, May 31 from 2:00-5:00, Dupont Circle restaurants will showcase their favorite appetizers, entrées, drinks, and desserts for the seventh annual Taste of Dupont. This restaurant hop allows patrons to explore neighborhood eateries by going from place to place with tasting tickets to enjoy the best Dupont restaurants have to offer. Tickets can be purchased in advance – $20 for ﬁve at www.dupontcircle.biz or $5 each on the day of the event at the Resource Center; 9 Dupont Circle, NW starting at 1:00 p.m. Meredith Tomason Prior to launching RareSweets — her drool-worthy line of desserts available at select markets across D.C. — Tomason pursued a career in theater in New York City. For her third act, she plans to open a RareSweets bakery at CityCenterDC in October. There, she’ll offer pour-over coffees, ice cream and cakes like rhubarb orange blossom (963 Palmer Alley NW; raresweets.com). A marine biologist. I thought, “I’m going to play with whales for the rest of my life and it’s going to be awesome.” Can you name three Wu-Tang Clan songs? No. Not even going to try. But I did sneak into a seedy bar in New York City when I was in high school and ended up dancing with some of the members. What’s the most expensive thing you’ve ever bought? www.DupontCircle.biz What is your middle name? Joan. It’s the same middle name as my mom and grandmother. Do you have a go-to karaoke song? A pair of Prada purple suede pumps with a metal heel. They only come out for very special occasions. HOLLEY SIMMONS (E XPRESS) DISH OF THE WEEK RESTAURANT & SUSHI BAR HOLLEY SIMMONS (EXPRESS) I-THAI Offering a taste of authentic Thai cuisine and Thai noodle dishes Happy Hour Every Day 4 – 7:30 PM 3003 M St. NW, Washington D.C. 20007 Clams with XO Sauce Available at Fainting Goat There’s something vaguely familiar about chef James Barton’s clam dish ($12). But that could just be because so many ingredients make their way onto the plate (13 total, not including the clams). His play on the Asian-inspired sauce includes country ham, anchovies, orange zest and caramelized garlic, shallots and onions, all of which combine in a most unlikely harmony. HOLLEY SIMMONS (E XPRESS) Fainting Goat, 1330 U St. NW; 202-735-0344, faintinggoatdc.com. (U Street) Tel: 202-580-8852 Fax: 202-580-8853 Find us on Facebook Earn Credits Toward Your Master’s While Finishing Your Bachelor’s Degree Accelerated, Combined Bachelor’s/Master’s • Up to 84 transfer credits accepted • Take up to three graduate courses during your senior year – and get a nine-credit head start on a master’s degree Op p e n Wednesday, June 4, 2014 House: 5:30 –7 p.m. http://metro.cua.edu/RSVP/ or call 202-319-5256 R . s.v.p.: E12 | E X P R E S S | 0 5 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 4 | T H U R S D AY T H U R S D AY | 0 5 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 4 | E X P R E S S | E13 “MAGNIFICENT.” MAGNIFICENT. Weekend Pass Editor’s note: Due to space limitations, listings are abbreviated in print this week. Visit goingoutguide.com for more event details. Brothers Revue, 6 and 9 p.m. The Hamilton: Holly Williams, Justin Jones, 7:30 p.m. Twins Jazz: Danielle Wertz Quartet, 10 p.m. U Street Music Hall: Tittsworth, Harvard Bass, Ken Lazee, 10 p.m. Rajaton, 8 p.m. Rams Head On Stage: The Nighthawks, 8 p.m. Rock & Roll Hotel: Channels, Soccer Team, Bells, 9 p.m. Wolf Trap/Filene Center: Under the Streetlamp, Gentleman’s Rule, 8 p.m. goingoutguide.com | Weekend Pass Country’s Chart-Topper National Symphony Orchestra Pops: Rajaton, 8 p.m. Bobby Long, 7:30 p.m. Jiffy Lube Live: Journey, Steve Miller Band, 6:45 p.m. Kennedy Center/Terrace Theater: Kennedy Center Chamber Players, 7:30 p.m. Kennedy Center/Concert Hall: National Symphony Orchestra: “Mozart’s Magnificent Voyage”, 1 and 3 p.m. Rams Head On Stage: Kristian Bush, 8 p.m. Rock & Roll Hotel: The Menzingers Lemuria, PUP, Cayetana, 7:30 p.m. The Fillmore: Tree House School of Music, 1:30 p.m. The Hamilton: Spanish Gold, Northern Faces, 7:30 p.m. The Howard Theatre: Harlem Gospel Choir, 1 p.m; T-Pain, 8 p.m. U Street Music Hall: Brodinski, Louisahhh!!!, Club Cheval, 9 p.m.. Continued on page E14 – Washington Post SMOKEY JOE’S CAFÉ THE SONGS OF LEIBER AND STOLLER WORDS AND MUSIC BY JERRY LEIBER AND MIKE STOLLER DIRECTED BY RANDY JOHNSON CHOREOGRAPHED BY PARKER ESSE Photos of Levi Kreis and E. Faye Butler by Tony Powell. Music Center at Strathmore: National Philharmonic, 8 p.m. Rock & Roll Hotel: Red Fang, Big Business, American Sharks, 7:30 p.m. State Theatre: Blame Canada, 7 p.m. LAST CHANCE! MUST CLOSE JUNE 8 POWERED BY WWW.GOINGOUTGUIDE.COM THURSDAY 9:30 Club: Rusted Root and the Wailers, 7 p.m. Birchmere: Sheila E., 7:30 p.m. Comet Ping Pong: The Torches, Puff Pieces, Flamers, 9 p.m. Jammin’ Java: Parthenon Huxley Performs Acoustic Electric Light Orchestra Hits, 8 p.m. Music Center at Strathmore: Baltimore Symphony Orchestra, 8 p.m. Rams Head On Stage: Official Blues “#####.” “INFECTIOUS MIX OF HITS.” – DC Metro Theater Arts – Washingtonian “GLORIOUS … A KNOCKOUT CAST.” – Talkin’ Broadway 9:30 Club: Bass Nation DC Presents the Outbreak Tour featuring Zomboy, Cookie Monsta, TC, 10 p.m. Birchmere: The Fab Faux, 7:30 p.m. Black Cat: Story League Sings 3: Bad Boys, 9-11 p.m. Blues Alley: Pieces Of A Dream, 8 and 10 p.m. Jammin’ Java: David Lindley, 7:30 p.m. Jiffy Lube Live: Luke Bryan, Lee Brice, Cole Swindell, 7 p.m. Kennedy Center/Terrace Theater: Washington Men’s Camerata, 7:30 p.m. Kennedy Center/Concert Hall: National Symphony Orchestra Pops: 9:30 Club: Old 97’s, Lydia Loveless, 8 p.m. Birchmere: The Fab Faux, 7:30 p.m. Black Cat: Futurebirds, Avers, 9 p.m. Blues Alley: Pieces Of A Dream, 8 and 10 p.m. Jammin’ Java: Ellis Paul, Korby Lenker, 7 p.m; Beer N Black, 4 Beers Ahead, 10:30 p.m. Jiffy Lube Live: Luke Bryan, Lee Brice, Cole Swindell, 7 p.m. Kennedy Center/Terrace Theater: Sam Haywood, 2 p.m. Kennedy Center/Concert Hall: ETHAN MILLER (GETTY IMAGES ENTERTAINMENT) ►sound FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY 9:30 Club: Lucent Dossier Experience, 10 p.m. Birchmere: ROAMfest ‘14, 7:30 p.m. Blues Alley: Pieces Of A Dream, 8 and 10 p.m. Bohemian Caverns: Kevin Norton’s Breakfast of Champions, 7 and 8:30 p.m. DC9: Nightbox, Rush Midnight, 9 p.m. George Washington University/ Lisner Auditorium: Matisyahu, 7 p.m. Iota Club & Cafe: Aotearoa, 8:30 p.m. Jammin’ Java: Against the Current, King the Kid, Once Upon A Time, 2 p.m; LUKE BRYAN recently became the first artist to command the top two spots on Billboard’s country airplay chart simultaneously with his “Play It Again” and his feature on Florida Georgia Line’s “This Is How We Roll.” On Friday and Saturday, Bryan brings his never-ending party to Jiffy Lube Live for two shows. HEALING WARS World-Premiere Theatrical Dance Event venues ➜9:30 CLUB: 815 V ST. NW; 202-265-0930, 930.COM. ➜BIRCHMERE: 3701 MOUNT VERNON AVE., ALEXANDRIA; 703-549-7500, BIRCHMERE.COM. ➜BLACK CAT: 1811 14TH ST. NW; 202-6677960, BLACKCATDC.COM. ➜BLUES ALLEY: 1073 WISCONSIN AVE. NW; 202-337-4141, BLUESALLEY.COM. ➜DAR CONSTITUTION HALL: 18TH AND C STREETS NW; 202-628-4780, DAR.ORG/CONTHALL. ➜DC9: 1940 NINTH ST. NW; 202-483-5000, DCNINE.COM. ➜DC IMPROV: 1140 CONNECTICUT AVE. NW; 202-296-7008, DCIMPROV.COM ➜EMPIRE: 6355 ROLLING ROAD, SPRINGFIELD, VA.; 703-569-5940, EMPIRE-NOVA.COM. ➜THE FILLMORE: 8656 COLESVILLE R0AD, SILVER SPRING; 301-960-9999, FILLMORESILVERSPRING.COM. ➜THE HAMILTON: 600 14TH ST. NW; 202-787-1000, THEHAMILTONDC.COM. ➜HOWARD THEATRE: 620 T ST. NW; 202803-2899, THEHOWARDTHEATRE.COM. ➜IOTA CLUB & CAFE: 2832 WILSON BLVD., ARLINGTON; 703-522-8340, IOTACLUBANDCAFE.COM. ➜JAMMIN’ JAVA: 227 MAPLE AVE. E., VIENNA; 703-255-1566, JAMMINJAVA.COM. ➜KENNEDY CENTER: 2700 F ST. NW; 202-467-4600, 800-444-1324, KENNEDY-CENTER.ORG. ➜MERRIWEATHER POST PAVILION: 10475 LITTLE PATUXENT PARKWAY, COLUMBIA, MD.; 410-715-5550, MERRIWEATHERMUSIC.COM. ➜ MUSIC CENTER AT STRATHMORE: 5301 TUCKERMAN LANE, NORTH BETHESDA; 301-581-5100, STRATHMORE.ORG. ➜PATRIOT CENTER: 4500 PATRIOT CIRCLE, FAIRFAX; 202-397-7328, 703-993-3000, PATRIOTCENTER.COM. ➜RAMS HEAD TAVERN: 33 WEST ST., ANNAPOLIS; 410-268-4545, RAMSHEADTAVERN.COM. ➜ROCK & ROLL HOTEL: 1353 H ST. NE; 202-388-7625, ROCKANDROLLHOTELDC.COM. ➜STATE THEATRE: 220 N. WASHINGTON ST., FALLS CHURCH; 703-237-0300, THESTATETHEATRE.COM. ➜ U STREET MUSIC HALL: 1115 U ST. NW; 202-588-1880, USTREETMUSICHALL. COM. ➜VELVET LOUNGE: 915 U ST. NW; 202-462-3213, VELVETLOUNGEDC.COM. ➜WARNER THEATRE: 13TH AND E STREETS NW; 202-783-4000, WARNERTHEATREDC.COM. ➜WOLF TRAP: FILENE CENTER: 1551 TRAP ROAD, VIENNA; 3701 Mount Vernon Ave. Alexandria, VA • 703-549-7500 Sunday, June 22 For entire schedule go to Birchmere.com Find us on Facebook/Twitter! Tix @ Ticketmaster.com 800-745-3000 May 30 June 1 THE FAB FAUX “Meet The Beatles” & more! ROAMfest ’14 Seven Bands Kids Ages 10 to 16 Playing Everything from Classic Rock to Original Material www.facebook.com/ROAMusicCo RICKIE LEE JONES A TASTE OF DIVAS DC W/ SPECIAL GUEST SECRET SOCIETY Friday, May 30 6 7 BRUCE ROBINSON & KELLY WILLIS w/DALE WATSON & THE LONESTARS Luna OTTMAR LIEBERT Negra 8 THE LONE BELLOW 13 SOUTHSIDE JOHNNY SUNDAY, JUNE 8 | 11AM–5PM FREE ADMISSION | WHEATON TRIANGLE wheatonmd & The Asbury Jukes w/Scott Kurt TOM PRINCIPATO BAND W/ HORNS Saturday, May 31 14 17 THE FOUR BITCHIN’ BABES “Mid Life Vices!” Sunday, June 1•11AM & 1PM SUNDAY BRUNCH W/ WOMEN OF TRIUMPH THE FLAMINGOS PABLO CRUISE JOE ELY Lucette 18 THE SECRET SISTERS 19 FOURPLAY BOB JAMES, NATHAN EAST, 6/20 w/ HARVEY MASON, CHUCK LOEB Sunday, June 1•7:30pm BILL KIRCHEN & TOO MUCH FUN THE NIGHTHAWKS feat. Billy Price Cindy 23 THE BACON BROTHERS Alexander 24 JOE HENRY w/very SARAH LEE GUTHRIE special guests & JOHNNY IRION 25 Reunion Show — All Original Members! Tuesday, June 3 26 LIMITED ENGAGEMENT JUNE 6–29 DIANE SCHUUR – ALBUM RELEASE TOUR Friday, June 6 NORMAN BROWN & JONATHAN BUTLER featuring ALEX BUGNON 27 28 LOVE & SOUL TOUR the subdudes starring WHEATONMD.ORG ride the rails right to your front door. The Metro Rider ’s Guide. Every second and fourth Wednesday of the month. 0185 2X1 PEACHES & HERB CD Release Show 7719 Wisconsin Avenue, Bethesda, MD .com/Bethesda.Blues.Jazz ORDER TODAY! 202-488-3300 WWW.ARENASTAGE.ORG www.bethesdabluesjazz.com (240) 330-4500 w/sp. guests John Starling, Tom Gray, Rickie Simpkins THE SELDOM SCENE MARCUS MILLER All Standing in the ! 29 30 2 ½ Blocks from Bethesda Metro – Parking Available in Building @BethesdaBlues BACK HOME SUMMER TOUR w/Andrew Ripp & Brendan James If you need accommodations for a disability, please call 202-319-5226. The Catholic University of America admits students of any race, color, national or ethnic origin, sex, age, or disability. R.s.v.p. for the June 4, 5:30pm Open House now: http://metro.cua.edu/RSVP . E14 | E X P R E S S | 0 5 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 4 | T H U R S D AY ★★★ FREE PERFORMANCES 365 DAYS A YEAR ★★★ EVERY DAY AT 6 P.M. NO TICKETS REQUIRED *Unless noted otherwise UPCOMING PERFORMANCES LIVE Continued from page E13 LEFTOVER MAY 29–JUNE 11 ►sight POWERED BY WWW.GOINGOUTGUIDE.COM ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★ 2 MON ★ DC Public Schools Music Showcase This performance features some of the best musical talent the school system has to offer. SALMON featuring BILL PAYNE OF LITTLE FEAT WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRI, MAY 30 IN THE TERRACE THEATER 8 SUN ★ Fairfax Wind Symphony The ensemble of current, retired, and future music educators performs a selection of pieces for wind instruments and JUNE 4 Addison/Ripley: “Edith Kuhnle: Transpositions,” the artist displays her paintings and works on paper, through July 12. 1670 Wisconsin Ave. NW; 202-338-5180, addisonripleyfineart.com. Art Museum of the Americas: “Small Guide to Homeownership,” photographs from Alejandro Cartagena’s Mexicana Suburbia series are on display, through Sept. 7. “Territories and Subjectivities: Contemporary Art from Argentina,” an exhibition featuring 33 artists explores trends from regions of the country, through July 7. 201 18th St. NW; 202-3700147, museum.oas.org. Arthur M. Sackler Gallery: “An American in London: Whistler and the Thames,” this is the first major exhibition to examine paintings from James McNeill Whistler’s early period in London, through Aug. 17. “Chigusa and the Art of Tea,” exploring the tea culture of Japan, Korea and China, this exhibition features Chinese calligraphy, Chinese and Korean tea bowls, Japanese stoneware containers and more, through July 27. “Eyes of the World: Ara Guler’s Anatolia,” the photographer’s iconic snapshots of medieval Seljuk and Armenian buildings from 1965, through July 21. “Perspectives: Rina Banerjee,” the contemporary artist draws inspiration from her native India, creating a sculptural river of glass bottles on the floor of the museum pavilion, through June 8. 1050 Independence Ave. SW; 202-633-1000, asia.si.edu. Artisphere: “Aviary Wonders, Inc.,” artist Kate Samworth presents her darkhumored catalogue and instruction manual, inspired by her awareness of the environmental challenges surrounding various bird populations, through June 15. “Coast to Coast,” a photography exhibit inspired by what happens on or near the coast, through Aug. 3. “FERMATA,” artisphere’s first exhibition dedicated entirely to sound, through Aug. 3. “Industrial Paradise,” Jessica van Brakle’s art examines the complex relationship between man and nature through conflicting, contrasting and yet coexisting notions of harmony, permanence, strength and ecology, through June 7. Continued on page E19 JUNE 5 29 THU ★ DC Youth Orchestra Students from the comprehensive, curriculum-based music education and youth development program perform a concert featuring concerto competition winner Gladstone Butler on marimba. 3 TUE ★ Poor Rich Boy Pakistan’s underground indie-art rock phenomenon brings its enigmatic, layered vocals and atmospheric sounds. Part of Center Stage, a pilot program created by the U.S. Department of State’s Bureau of Educational and Cultural Affairs, in partnership with New England Foundation for the Arts. SISTER SPARROW & THE DIRTY BIRDS W/ CRIS JACOBS SUN, JUNE 1 30 FRI ★ Kennedy Center Opera House Orchestra Members of the KCOHO play works by Fauré, Rota, and Khachaturian. 4 WED ★ Levine School of Music Students from the local community music school perform. CELEBRATING THE CHORAL TRADITION THROUGHOUT KENNEDY CENTER SPANISH GOLD W/ NORTHERN FACES FRI, JUNE 6 31 SAT ★ VSA International Young Soloists Jazz Band Past competition winners Blessing Offor (piano, vocals), Mandy Harvey (vocals), and Paul Gavin (percussion) offer a jazz-inspired performance. THE SOUL REBELS SUN, JUNE 8 5 THU ★ NSO Youth Fellows 6 FRI ★ Synetic Theater: 9 MON ★ Voices of Our Nation Opening This Voices of Our Nation opening event includes some of the region’s top choruses singing at different sites throughout the Kennedy Center and the city, featuring styles from barbershop and madrigals to classical and gospel. 1 SUN ★ 30th Annual Graduating participants in the National Symphony Orchestra training program play classical works. JACKIE GREENE AND RICH ROBINSON W/ PROPHET OMEGA TUES, JUNE 10 VSA International Young Soloists Concert This concert features outstanding musicians from around the world, ages 14-25, who have a disability: Andrew Bambridge, marimba, Juna Gjata, piano, Eliot Heaton, violin, Evan Pensis, piano, and Mike Casey, saxophone. A Jean Kennedy Smith Arts and Disability Program. The Miraculous Magical Balloon The company presents a series of pantomime sketches fusing music, ballet, clowning, and audience participation. 10 TUE ★ Of Thee I Sing: U.S. Air Force Singing Sergeants, U.S. Navy Sea Chanters, & U.S. Army Chorus SCOTT BRADLEE & POSTMODERN JUKEBOX THUR, JUNE 12 SOLD OUT 7 SAT ★ Listen Local First D.C. presents Typeﬁghter Check out music from the garage pop group’s new album, The End of Everything, which has already been greeted by lots of love from the press and D.C. community. YACHT ROCK REVUE FRI, JUNE 13 Three distinguished choruses gather for an evening of choral music. ★★★★★★★★★ ★★★★★★★★★ SCAN TO VIEW THE SCHEDULE SIMONE FELICE SAT, JUNE 14 11 WED ★ NEWSacred SONG ANTHOLOGY: Voices of Inspiration Sacred music composer Rev. Nolan Williams Jr. leads his choir in arrangements of hymns, spirituals, and gospel. Voices of Our Nation: Celebrating the Choral Tradition, a program of Arts Across America, is made possible through the generosity of the Charles E. Smith Family Foundation. NEWMYER FLYER PRESENTS: A SOUTHERN SOUL TRIBUTE FEAT. JULIA NIXON, LITTLE MARGIE, ERIC SCOTT, & THE HARDWAY CONNECTION SUN, JUNE 15 FATHER’S DAY GOSPEL BRUNCHES TUES, JUNE 17 10 & 12:30 AN EVENING WITH ALL PERFORMERS AND PROGRAMS ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. TUE 3 ★ POOR RICH BOY MON 9 ★ 18TH STREET SINGERS PLAYING FOR CHANGE WED, JUNE 18 DAILY FOOD AND DRINK SPECIALS. 5–6 P.M. NIGHTLY ★ GRAND FOYER BARS The Millennium Stage was created and underwritten by James A. Johnson and Maxine Isaacs to make the performing arts accessible to everyone in fulﬁllment of the Kennedy Center’s mission to its community and the nation. Additional funding for the Millennium Stage is provided by DC Commission on the Arts and Humanities, The Isadore and Bertha Gudelsky Family Foundation, Inc., Jaylee M. Mead†, The Meredith Foundation, The Morris and Gwendolyn Cafritz Foundation, Dr. Deborah Rose and Dr. Jan A.J. Stolwijk, U.S. Department of Education, and the Millennium Stage Endowment Fund. Live Internet broadcast, video archive, artist information, and more at kennedy-center.org/millennium TAKE METRO to the Foggy Bottom/ GWU station and ride the free Kennedy Center shuttle departing every 15 minutes until midnight. FREE TOURS are given daily by the Friends of the Kennedy Center tour guides. Tour hours: Monday thru Friday, 10 a.m.–5 p.m., and Saturday and Sunday from 10 a.m.–1 p.m. For information, call (202) 416-8340. For more information call: (202) 467-4600 GET CONNECTED! Become a fan of Millennium Stage on Facebook and check out artist photos, upcoming events, and more! The Kennedy Center welcomes persons with disabilities. MINGO FISHTRAP LATE-NIGHT MUSIC IN THE LOFT EVERY FRI & SAT FREE PLEASE NOTE: There is no free parking for free performances. THEHAMILTONDC.COM T H U R S D AY | 0 5 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 4 | E X P R E S S | E15 I.M.P. PRESENTS Echostage • Washington D.C. JUST ANNOUNCED! SAM SMITH ...........................................................................................SEPTEMBER 16 On Sale Friday, May 30 at 10am w/ AJR ................................................................................. JUNE 24 Lindsey Stirling THIS WEEK’S SHOWS ALL GOOD PRESENTS THE NEIGHBOURHOOD w/ Travi$ Scott & White Arrows ......................JULY 9 Rusted Root & The Wailers - Peforming Legend in its entirety PASSENGER ........................................................................................................ AUGUST 6 2135 Queens Chapel Rd. NE D.C. • echostage.com • Ticketmaster w/ Adam Ezra Group .............................................................................................................. Th MAY 29 THIS WEDNESDAY! BASS NATION DC PRESENTS THE OUTBREAK TOUR FEATURING STEEZ PROMO & PROPER PLAYGROUND PRESENT Zomboy w/ Cookie Monsta • TC • Knoxbox • Beltway Bandits............................................. F 30 Merriweather Post Pavilion • Columbia, MD Lucent Dossier Experience with a performance by Electric Love Machine ..... Su JUN 1 Jamie Cullum .............................................................................................................................. Tu 3 JUNE Jack Johnson w/ Amos Lee ................................................................................ JUNE 5 CAPITAL JAZZ FEST FEATURING Erykah Badu • John Legend • Chaka Khan & more! ...................................JUNE 6-8 Ray LaMontagne w/ Jason Isbell & The Belle Brigade ............................. JUNE 4 Washed Out w/ Wunder Wunder .................................................................................................. Th 5 Lady Gaga vs. Madonna vs. ALL the Divas a dance party with DJ lil’e ................................................................................................................. F 6 Brad Paisley w/ Randy Houser • Leah Turner • Charlie Worsham ......................... JUNE 12 For more info and full lineup, visit capitaljazz.com Willie Nelson & Alison Krauss and Union Station THANK YOU FESTIVAL FEATURING w/ Kacey Musgraves ........ JUNE 14 GLOBAL CITIZEN AND WORLD CHILDHOOD FOUNDATION PRESENT Kishi Bashi w/ Buried Beds Early Show! 6pm Doors ............................................................... Su 8 La Roux w/ Big Data Late Show! 10pm Doors .............................................................................. Su 8 Who’s Bad? The Ultimate Michael Jackson Tribute Band Late Show! 10pm Doors ........................................................................................................................ Sa 14 Kelis w/ Son Little .............................................................................................................................. Su 15 ALL THINGS GOLD PRESENTS queens of the stone age Tiesto • Above and Beyond • Krewella • Alvin Risk and more! ............ JUNE 26 w/ St. Vincent & Brody Dalle .................................................................................................................JULY 17 The Knocks & ASTR w/ HOLYCHILD..................................................................................... M 16 Sharon Van Etten w/ Jana Hunter.......................................................................................... Tu 17 Kaiser Chiefs w/ Streets of Laredo ........................................................................................... W 18 A-Trak w/ Salva ............................................................................................................................... Th 19 JunkFood............................................................................................................................................. F 20 FALL OUT BOY & PARAMORE w/ New Politics............................................JULY 18 VANS WARPED TOUR featuring O.A.R. & Phillip Phillips w/ Saints of Valory...........................................JULY 19 Queen + Adam Lambert............................................................JULY 20 BECK ......................................................................................................................JULY 24 For a full lineup, visit vanswarpedtour.com U STREET MUSIC HALL PRESENTS Breathe Carolina • The Maine • Yellowcard and more! ....................JULY 22 Neutral Milk Hotel w/ Circulatory System ..................................JULY 25 ALL GOOD PRESENTS Xavier Rudd w/ Ash Grunwald .................................................................................................. Su 22 Throwing Muses with special guest Tanya Donelly ................................................ F 27 No Scrubs: 90’s Dance Party with DJs Will Eastman and Brian Billion ........ Sa 28 JULY ALL GOOD PRESENTS PHISH ...............................................................................................................JULY 26 & 27 CDE PRESENTS For a full lineup, visit maddecentblockparty.com Mad Decent Block Party feat. Dillon Francis • Diplo & more! ........... AUGUST 1 SUMMER SPIRIT FESTIVAL FEATURING Pigeons Playing Ping Pong (CD Release Party) with Cabinet w/ B Side Shuffle ............................................................................................................. Th 3 White Ford Bronco w/ 19th Street Band................................................................................ Sa 5 The Morrison Brothers Band w/ Amy Wilcox ................................................................ F 11 Wild Beasts w/ Mutual Benefit ................................................................................................... Sa 12 Ms. Lauryn Hill • Janelle Monáe • Raheem Devaughn • Talib Kweli and more!...................................................................................... AUGUST 2 ZZ T OP & J EFF B ECK w/ Gary Clark Jr.............................................. SEPTEMBER 3 • merriweathermusic.com • 930.com 9:30 CUPCAKES The best thing you could possibly put in your mouth Cupcakes by BUZZ... your neighborhood bakery in Alexandria, VA. | www.buzzbakery.com Meyerhoff Symphony Hall • Baltimore, MD MANY MORE SHOWS ON SALE! 930.com J EFF T WEEDY w/ The Minus 5 ..............................................................JUNE 9 Ticketmaster G.M.U. Patriot Center • Fairfax, VA 9:30 CUPCAKES Clap Your Hands Say Yeah w/ Stagnant Pools .....................................................M JUN 2 Cupcakes by BUZZ... your neighborhood bakery in Alexandria, VA. | www.buzzonslaters.com 9:30 CLUB PRESENTS AT U STREET MUSIC HALL The best thing you could possibly put in your mouth BASTILLE .....................................................................................................OCTOBER 11 Ticketmaster THIS SATURDAY! People Under the SHOWS Stairs w/ Lushlife ......................................................................... Tu 10 MANY MORE ON SALE! 930.com BAS ................................................................................................................................ W 11 Fuck Buttons ................................................................................................................. F 13 BadBadNotGood ......................................................................................................... Su 15 Heems .......................................................................................................................... Tu 17 Ben Ottewell (of Gomez) w/ Swear and Shake & Buddy .............................................. Th 19 Sage Francis w/ B. Dolan • Prolyphic • Seez Mics ................................................. Tu JULY 1 A3C FESTIVAL CIRCUIT FEATURING Lincoln Theatre • Washington, D.C. EELS w/ Chelsea Wolfe ..................................................................................................... MAY 31 THIS TUESDAY! Patty Griffin JAMES BLAKE w/ Parker Millsap ......................................................................... JUNE 3 Andrew Bird and the Hands of Glory w/ Tift Merritt.................................. JUNE 8 w/ FaltyDL .......................................................................................JUNE 12 GRAMMY AWARD WINNER Lightshow & Phil Ade w/ DJ Kidd Marvel .................................................................. Tu 15 Pimlico Race Course • Baltimore, MD • Buy advance BLACK-EYED SUSAN DAY CONCERT FEATURING PREAKNESS INFIELDFEST FEATURING tickets at the 9:30 Club box office • Annie Bosko and more! ......... MAY 16 AEG LIVE PRESENTS Peter Frampton ...................................................................................................... JULY 8 COUNTING CROWS • THE FRAY LORDE .................................................................................................................. MAY 17 For more info, visit preakness.com/inﬁeld NATALIE MERCHANT ............................................................................ JULY 12 & 13 BRYAN FERRY.......................................................................................... SEPTEMBER 29 • thelincolndc.com • U Street (Green/Yellow) stop across the street! Jim Jefferies Second Show Added! ........................................................................ JULY 11 The Best of Jethro Tull performed by Ian Anderson .............NOVEMBER 6 E16 | E X P R E S S | 0 5 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 4 | T H U R S D AY B FEATURED LISTING B UrbanArias presents: Bastianello & Lucrezia Two Comic Operas June 6 at 8 p.m. June 7 at 8 p.m. June 13 at 8 p.m. June 14 at 8 p.m. June 15 at 2 p.m. Oh, the things we do for love … and wine. Bastianello and Lucrezia is UrbanArias’ latest operatic offering learn why you shouldn’t cry over spilled wine, and watch a woman who is pragmatic about sex outwit her scheming husband. Artisphere – Black Box Theater 1101 Wilson Blvd., Arlington, VA 22209 (888)841-2787 www.urbanarias.org $25 THEATRE Puro Tango 2 Mark St. Germain’ s June 5-22 Wed – Sat at 8 pm Sun at 2 pm Thu 5/29 at 7:30 Sat 5/31 at 3 & 8 Sun 6/1 at 3 & 8 This musical revue pays homage to the creators and key figures of tango and the groundbreaking role of women in tango music. “A rich, funny debate about faith and reason.” – Washington Post “A must-see.” – MD Theatre Guide GALA Theatre 3333 14th Street, NW 202-234-7174 www.galatheatre.org Theater J 1529 16th St. NW 800-494-8497 or www.theaterj.org Toby’ s Dinner Theatre Columbia 410.730.8311 Tobysdinnertheatre.com $20-$42 In Spanish with English surtitles In repertory with The Prostate Dialogues Freud’ s Last Session Toby's Dinner Theatre $35-$65 Pirates of Penzance June 26-August 31st Don't miss this updated version of Gilbert and Sullivan's most popular musical comedy! See Website Wacky, Irreverent and Entertaining! Shear Madness The Kennedy Center Theater Lab Regular Schedule: Tuesday–Friday at 8 Saturday at 6 & 9 Sunday at 3 & 7 It's an ordinary day at the Shear Madness salon, when the lady upstairs gets knocked off. WHOdunit? Catch the killer at this comedy, where "shrieks of laughter night after night" (Washington Post), shake the walls of the Kennedy Center. The Kennedy Center Theater Lab Student Rush Tickets Available Tickets: 202-467-4600 Groups: 202-416-8400 www.shearmadness.com Tickets Avail. at Box Office Added Spring Shows: Mon @ 8 Tue @ 5 Wed @ 5 Thu @ 5 PERFORMANCES Summer Concert Series Friday, May 30 Tuesday, June 3 Wednesday, June 4 All concerts at 8 p.m Join The United States Air Force Concert Band and Singing Sergeants as they present “Music from Stage and Screen” with a special D-Day 70th Anniversary Salute. A.F. Memorial - Friday Capitol Steps - Tuesday Sylvan Theater – Wed. For more concert info, see ‘Events Calendar’ at: www.usafband.af.mil Ronald Reagan Building 1300 Pennsylvania Ave, NW Tix available at 202.397.SEAT ticketmaster.com Free, no tickets Outdoor concerts are subject to weather cancellation. Call 202-7675658 for info. Discounts available for groups of 10+. 202-312-1427 COMEDY How To Succeed in Congress Without Really Lying Fridays & Saturdays at 7:30pm A musical, political satire. We put the MOCK in Democracy! www.capsteps.com Info: 202.312.1555 $36 The Guide to the Lively Arts appears: • Sunday in Arts & Style. deadline: Tues., 12 noon • Monday in Style. deadline: Friday, 12 noon • Tuesday in Style. deadline: Mon., 12 noon • Wednesday in Style. deadline: Tues., 12 noon • Thursday in Style. deadline: Wed., 12 noon • Thursday in Express. deadline: Wed., 12 noon • Friday in Weekend. deadline: Tues., 12 noon • Saturday in Style. deadline: Friday, 12 noon For information about advertising, call: Raymond Boyer or Rachel Williams 202-334-7006 | FAX 202-496-3814 | email@example.com it’s not live art without a live audience. 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BlackRock Center for the Arts: “Aziza Claudia Gibson-Hunter: Invitation to a Metaphor,” an exhibit of mixed-media works by artist Aziza Claudia GibsonHunter, through June 7. “Vivid,” vibrant oil and acrylic works by artists Susan Makara and Leslie Nolan are showcased, Freer Gallery of Art: “Promise of Paradise: Early Chinese Buddhist Sculpture,” a collection of stone and gilt bronze Buddhist sculptures highlight two flourish- Local movie times www.AMCTheatres.com The Amazing Spider-Man 2 in 3D (PG-13) CC-Closed Captions;RealD 3D: 12:409:30 The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (PG-13) CC-Closed Captions;Digital Presentation: 3:50 X-Men: Days of Future Past (PG-13) CC-Closed Captions;Digital Presentation: 1:302:15-3:45-4:30-7:45-8:15-9:45-10:45 Divergent (PG-13) CC-Closed Captions;Digital Presentation: 12:30-3:45 Godzilla 3D (PG-13) CC-Closed Captions;RealD 3D: 2:30-5:30-10:00 Godzilla (PG-13) CC-Closed Captions;Digital Presentation: 12:30-6:45 Godzilla: An IMAX 3D Experience (PG-13) IMAXCC-Closed Captions;RealD 3D: 1:10-4:00 X-Men: Days of Future Past in 3D (PG-13) CC-Closed Captions;RealD 3D: 12:003:00-5:15 The Other Woman (PG-13) CC-Closed Captions;Digital Presentation: 4:10 A Million Ways to Die in the West (R) CC-Closed Captions;Digital Presentation: 8:00-9:30-10:45 Million Dollar Arm (PG) CC-Closed Captions;Digital Presentation: 1:05-4:00-6:559:55 Chef (R) AMC INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation: 1:30-4:15-7:05-9:50 Belle (PG) AMC INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation: 1:40-4:10-6:50-9:25 Neighbors (R) CC-Closed Captions;Digital Presentation: 12:40-3:05-5:35 The Grand Budapest Hotel (R) AMC INDEPENDENT;CC-Closed Captions;Digital (!) 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About.com: 2:404:40-6:40-9:00 The Railway Man (R) Starring Colin Firth and Nicole Kidman!: 2:00-4:20-7:00-9:30 Only Lovers Left Alive (R) Washington Post Critic's Pick!: 2:20-9:40 Fading Gigolo (R) Starring John Turturro and Woody Allen!: 5:00-7:20 Chef (R) AMC INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation: (!) 10:55-1:50-4:50-7:45-10:30 Belle (PG) AMC INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation: (!) 12:10-2:45-5:15-7:50-10:15 Neighbors (R) CC/DVS: 10:40-1:10-2:15-3:40-4:35-6:10-8:45-11:20 The Hornet's Nest (R) AMC INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation: (!) 12:00-2:25- 4:55-7:25-9:50 Blended (PG-13) CC/DVS: (!) 10:00-11:20-1:00-2:20-3:50-5:20-6:40-8:10-9:40- 11:00 Moms' Night Out (PG) CC/DVS: 2:10 Maleﬁcent: An IMAX 3D Experience (PG) IMAX;RealD 3D: (!) 7:00-9:30-12:01 Maleﬁcent (PG) Digital Presentation: (!) 7:00-10:00-12:01 Maleﬁcent 3D (PG) RealD 3D: (!) 8:00-10:30 AFI Silver Theatre Cultural Center 8633 Colesville Road Goldﬁnger (PG) 7:00 Princess Mononoke (Mononoke-hime) (PG-13) 9:15 Colorado Territory (NR) 5:00 Objective, Burma! (1945) (NR) 2:15 The Immigrant (R) No passes: (!) 11:45-2:15-4:40-7:10-9:35 Belle (PG) No passes: (!) 12:25-2:35-4:50-7:05-9:20 MARYLAND Angelika Film Center Mosaic 2911 District Ave The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (PG-13) CC: 10:05-1:00-4:00 Captain America: The Winter Soldier (PG-13) CC: 7:45 X-Men: Days of Future Past (PG-13) CC: (!) 10:00-11:00-12:50-3:40-6:30-9:35- www.aﬁ.com/silver 7:30-10:45-11:05 A Million Ways to Die in the West (R) CC/DVS: 8:00-10:50 Chef (R) CC/DVS: 11:45-2:30-5:20-8:10-10:55 Neighbors (R) CC/DVS: 11:40-12:15-2:10-2:55-5:00-5:25-7:50-10:20 Blended (PG-13) CC/DVS: 12:10-1:10-3:00-4:00-6:10-7:10-9:10-10:00 Maleﬁcent: An IMAX 3D Experience (PG) CC/DVS: (!) 7:00-9:30 10:30 X-Men: Days of Future Past in 3D (PG-13) CC: (!) 1:50-4:40-7:30 Chef (R) CC: (!) 10:50-12:00-1:30-2:30-4:05-5:00-6:45-9:40 Belle (PG) CC: (!) 10:10-12:35-3:05-5:35 The Grand Budapest Hotel (R) CC: 10:00-12:15-2:30-4:45-7:00-9:30 The Immigrant (R) (!) 11:05-1:45-4:25-7:05-9:45 Locke (R) 10:15-10:40 AMC Loews Center Park 8 4001 Powder Mill Rd. 1:40-4:50-8:00 www.AMCTheatres.com The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (PG-13) CC-Closed Captions;Digital Presentation: X-Men: Days of Future Past (PG-13) CC-Closed Captions;Digital Presentation: (!) Presentation: 1:45 Blended (PG-13) CC-Closed Captions;Digital Presentation: (!) 1:45-4:30-7:15-10:00 Maleﬁcent: An IMAX 3D Experience (PG) IMAX;RealD 3D: 7:00-9:30 Maleﬁcent (PG) Digital Presentation: 7:00-10:30 Maleﬁcent 3D (PG) RealD 3D: 7:00-8:30 3426 Connecticut Avenue N.W. www.AMCTheatres.com X-Men: Days of Future Past (PG-13) CC-Closed Captions;Digital Presentation: 3:45-10:15 X-Men: Days of Future Past in 3D (PG-13) CC-Closed Captions;RealD 3D: 12:30-7:00 1:00-7:00 Godzilla 3D (PG-13) CC-Closed Captions;RealD 3D: 5:00 Godzilla (PG-13) CC-Closed Captions;Digital Presentation: 2:00-8:15 X-Men: Days of Future Past in 3D (PG-13) CC-Closed Captions;RealD 3D: (!) 4:00 Neighbors (R) CC-Closed Captions;Digital Presentation: 1:00-3:20-5:45-8:30 AMC Loews Uptown 1 AMC Magic Johnson Cptl Center 12 800 Shoppers Way Maleﬁcent (PG) CC/DVS: (!) 8:00 www.AMCTheatres.com X-Men: Days of Future Past (PG-13) CC/DVS: (!) 12:45 Maleﬁcent 3D (PG) CC/DVS;RealD 3D: (!) 9:00 X-Men: Days of Future Past in 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS;RealD 3D: (!) 7:15 Maleﬁcent: An IMAX 3D Experience (PG) IMAX;RealD 3D: (!) 7:00-10:00 AMC Mazza Gallerie 5300 Wisconsin Ave. NW www.AMCTheatres.com The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (PG-13) CC/DVS: 12:50-4:00 X-Men: Days of Future Past (PG-13) CC/DVS: (!) 4:30-10:35 X-Men: Days of Future Past in 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS;RealD 3D: (!) 1:30-7:30 A Million Ways to Die in the West (R) CC/DVS: 8:00-9:20 Million Dollar Arm (PG) CC/DVS: (!) 1:20-4:10-7:20-10:10 Chef (R) AMC INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation: (!) 1:50-4:40-7:20-10:00 Neighbors (R) CC/DVS: 12:30-3:00 Blended (PG-13) CC/DVS: (!) 2:00-4:50-10:40 Maleﬁcent (PG) Digital Presentation: (!) 7:00-10:30 Maleﬁcent 3D (PG) RealD 3D: (!) 7:00-9:30 Landmark Bethesda Row Cinema 7235 Woodmont Avenue www.landmarktheatres.com The Lunchbox (Dabba) (PG) 1:35-4:05-6:55-9:30 Chef (R) 1:40-2:10-4:20-4:50-7:00-7:30-9:45-10:05 Belle (PG) 2:00-4:40-7:20-9:55 Ida (PG-13) 2:20-4:30-7:40-9:50 Locke (R) 2:30-5:00-7:50-10:00 Fading Gigolo (R) 1:50-4:10-7:10-9:35 The Grand Budapest Hotel (R) 1:30-4:00-6:50-9:20 7710 Matapeake Business Drive xscapetheatres.com The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (PG-13) Stadium Seating: 12:15-3:30-6:40-9:50 Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return (PG) Stadium Seating: 10:25-12:40 Captain America: The Winter Soldier (PG-13) Stadium Seating: 4:20-10:10 Maleﬁcent (PG) ...ADVANCE SHOWING...;Stadium Seating: 7:50-9:25-10:15 Rio 2 (G) Stadium Seating: 9:50-12:25-3:00 Maleﬁcent 3D (PG) ...3D...ADVANCE SHOWING...;Stadium Seating: 7:00 Godzilla 3D (PG-13) ...3D...;Stadium Seating: 6:00 Godzilla (PG-13) ...XTREME XSCAPE...;Stadium Seating: 10:20-1:30-4:30-7:20 X-Men: Days of Future Past in 3D (PG-13) ...3D...;Stadium Seating: 3:20-6:20-9:20 The Other Woman (PG-13) Stadium Seating: 10:50-1:20-7:30 A Million Ways to Die in the West (R) ...ADVANCE SHOWING...;Stadium Seating: 8:00-9:30-10:50 Million Dollar Arm (PG) Stadium Seating: 11:50-2:50-6:30-9:35 Belle (PG) Stadium Seating: 10:30-1:10-4:10-7:10-9:40 Neighbors (R) Stadium Seating: 11:40-2:40-5:20-7:50-8:50-10:20 Blended (PG-13) Stadium Seating: 10:10-12:50-3:50-6:10-6:50-9:30 X-Men: Days of Future Past (PG-13) ...XTREME XSCAPE...;Stadium Seating: 10:00-4:00-10:00 Godzilla (PG-13) Stadium Seating: 11:15-12:00-2:10-3:10-5:10-8:00-9:00-10:55 X-Men: Days of Future Past (PG-13) Stadium Seating: 10:40-11:30-1:40-2:30-4:405:30-7:40-8:30-10:40 X-Men: Days of Future Past in 3D (PG-13) ...3D...XTREME XSCAPE...;Stadium Seating: 1:00-7:00 Xscape 14 Theatres Arlington Cinema ‘N' Drafthouse 2903 Columbia Pike Noah (PG-13) 9:50 Draft Day (PG-13) 7:30 671 N. 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One Show Only!: 8:00 The Immigrant (R) Starring Marion Cotillard- Joaquin Phoenix and Jeremy Renner: The German Doctor (Wakolda) (PG-13) 1:00-3:15-5:30 Landmark E Street Cinema 555 11th Street NW www.landmarktheatres.com Teenage (NR) 2:20-4:50-7:20-9:50 Belle (PG) 1:30-4:30-7:30-9:45 The Immigrant (R) 1:45-4:25-7:00-9:35 Palo Alto (R) 1:15-3:30-5:45-7:50-9:55 Locke (R) 1:10-3:20-5:30-9:50 The Grand Budapest Hotel (R) 1:00-3:15-5:30-7:45-10:00 Cold in July (NR) 2:05-4:35-7:05-9:35 Fed Up (PG) 2:10-4:40-9:40 www.regalcinemas.com The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (PG-13) CC/DVS: 12:40-4:00-7:15 Maleﬁcent (PG) CC/DVS: (!) 7:15 Rio 2 (G) CC/DVS: 1:50 X-Men: Days of Future Past (PG-13) CC/DVS: (!) 12:50-2:20-5:20-8:30 Maleﬁcent 3D (PG) CC/DVS: (!) 7:00 Godzilla 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS: (!) 12:45-4:10 Godzilla (PG-13) CC/DVS: (!) 1:10-4:50-10:00 X-Men: Days of Future Past in 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS: (!) 1:20-4:20-7:30 The Immigrant (R) CC-Closed Captions: 2:25-5:10-8:10 The Other Woman (PG-13) CC/DVS: 4:20-7:10-9:50 Million Dollar Arm (PG) CC/DVS: 12:30-3:45-9:40 A Million Ways to Die in the West (R) CC/DVS: 8:15-10:10 Neighbors (R) CC/DVS: 4:30-8:00-10:25 Blended (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:45-4:40-7:25-10:20 AMC Courthouse Plaza 8 2150 Clarendon Blvd. VIRGINIA www.AMCTheatres.com Captain America: The Winter Soldier (PG-13) CC/DVS;Reserved Seating: 11:00-4:45 Maleﬁcent (PG) CC/DVS;Reserved Seating: (!) 7:00-9:30-10:45 X-Men: Days of Future Past (PG-13) CC/DVS;Reserved Seating: (!) 11:15-12:30- 5910 Kingstowne Towne Center The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (PG-13) CC/DVS: 12:20-3:45-6:50-9:55 Captain America: The Winter Soldier (PG-13) CC/DVS: 12:10-3:20 Rio 2 (G) CC/DVS: 12:30-4:00 X-Men: Days of Future Past (PG-13) CC/DVS;Dolby Atmos;RPX: (!) 4:05 Godzilla 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS: (!) 3:50-6:45-9:35 Godzilla (PG-13) CC/DVS: (!) 12:00-1:20-2:45-4:25-5:55-7:35-9:00-10:35 Heaven Is for Real (PG) CC/DVS: 12:40 X-Men: Days of Future Past in 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS;Dolby Atmos;RPX: (!) 1:00 The Other Woman (PG-13) CC/DVS: 12:50-4:20 Million Dollar Arm (PG) CC/DVS: 12:05-3:15-6:10-9:05 Neighbors (R) CC/DVS: 12:00-2:20-4:45-7:05-9:25 A Million Ways to Die in the West (R) CC/DVS: 8:00-10:50 Chef (R) CC/DVS: 1:10-4:15-7:25-10:10 Blended (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:45-4:50-8:00-10:45 Belle (PG) CC/DVS: 12:15-3:10-6:15-9:30 X-Men: Days of Future Past (PG-13) CC/DVS: (!) 12:00-1:30-3:00-4:35-6:05-7:45- 2:30-3:45-7:00-10:15 Maleﬁcent 3D (PG) CC/DVS;RealD 3D;Reserved Seating: (!) 7:00-9:30 X-Men: Days of Future Past in 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS;RealD 3D;Reserved Seating: (!) 10:15-12:00-1:00-1:30-3:15-4:15-4:45-7:25-8:00-10:30 The Other Woman (PG-13) CC/DVS;Reserved Seating: 2:00 A Million Ways to Die in the West (R) CC/DVS;Reserved Seating: (!) 8:00-10:45 Million Dollar Arm (PG) CC/DVS;Reserved Seating: 10:45-1:45-4:40-7:45 Blended (PG-13) CC/DVS;Reserved Seating: (!) 10:30-1:20-4:30-7:15-10:00 9:15-10:45 Maleﬁcent (PG) CC/DVS: (!) 7:00-9:30 Maleﬁcent 3D (PG) CC/DVS: (!) 8:00-10:30 X-Men: Days of Future Past in 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS: (!) 2:00-5:05-8:15 AMC Hoffman Center 22 206 Swamp Fox Rd. Regal Hyattsville Royale Stadium 14 6505 America Blvd. Captain America: The Winter Soldier (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:05-4:25 Maleﬁcent (PG) CC/DVS: (!) 8:00-10:30 Rio 2 (G) CC/DVS: 1:50-4:40-7:35-10:05 X-Men: Days of Future Past (PG-13) CC/DVS: (!) 12:50-1:45-3:50-4:45-7:00-8:00- www.AMCTheatres.com Regal Gallery Place Stadium 14 707 Seventh Street NW www.regalcinemas.com The Amazing Spider-Man 2 in 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS;RealD 3D: 4:45 The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (PG-13) CC/DVS: 12:45-4:00-7:10-10:25 Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return (PG) CC-Closed Captions;Digital Presentation: Captain America: The Winter Soldier (PG-13) CC/DVS: 4:15 Maleﬁcent (PG) CC/DVS: (!) 7:30-10:00 X-Men: Days of Future Past (PG-13) CC/DVS: (!) 11:45-1:00-3:00-4:15-6:15-7:30- 12:05 Captain America: The Winter Soldier (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:25-10:20 X-Men: Days of Future Past (PG-13) CC/DVS: (!) 10:50-12:40-2:00-3:50-5:10-7:20- 9:15-10:45 Godzilla 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS: (!) 11:30-12:45-3:30-6:40-9:40 Godzilla (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:30-2:15-4:30-7:40-10:30 X-Men: Days of Future Past in 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS;RealD 3D: (!) 11:00-12:30-2:00- 10:00 Godzilla 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS: (!) 12:50-1:15-3:35-4:00 Godzilla (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:35-4:35-7:45-10:35 X-Men: Days of Future Past in 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS;RealD 3D: (!) 1:10-3:30-4:206:30-9:30 The Other Woman (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:55-4:55-7:40-10:10 Million Dollar Arm (PG) CC/DVS: 1:00-3:45-6:45-9:35 Neighbors (R) CC/DVS: 2:55-5:20-7:50-10:15 The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (PG-13) 12:55-4:05-7:10-10:20 Blended (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:20-4:10-7:15-10:10 A Million Ways to Die in the West (R) 8:00-10:05 Maleﬁcent 3D (PG) CC/DVS: (!) 7:00-9:35 3:40-5:15-7:00-8:30-10:00 The Other Woman (PG-13) CC/DVS: 12:50 Million Dollar Arm (PG) CC/DVS: 1:10-4:00-7:15-10:10 Chef (R) CC/DVS: 11:15-2:10-4:50-7:45-10:40 Neighbors (R) CC/DVS: 12:10-2:40-5:10-7:50-10:30 The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (PG-13) 12:50-4:10 Blended (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:40-4:40-7:40-10:40 A Million Ways to Die in the West (R) 8:00-10:35 8:00-8:20-11:10-11:30 Divergent (PG-13) CC/DVS: 10:00-1:05-4:20-7:25-10:30 Godzilla 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS;RealD 3D: (!) 11:00-12:00-2:00-3:00-3:30-5:00-6:009:00-9:30 Godzilla (PG-13) CC/DVS: (!) 11:30-12:30-2:30-5:30-6:30-8:30-11:25 Godzilla: An IMAX 3D Experience (PG-13) IMAX;RealD 3D: (!) 10:30-1:30-4:15 X-Men: Days of Future Past in 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS;RealD 3D: (!) 10:10-11:30-12:001:20-2:40-3:10-4:30-5:50-6:20-9:30-10:50 Heaven Is for Real (PG) CC/DVS: 11:40AM The Other Woman (PG-13) CC/DVS: 10:45-4:40 A Million Ways to Die in the West (R) CC/DVS: (!) 8:00-9:15-10:45-12:01 Million Dollar Arm (PG) CC/DVS: (!) 10:20-1:15-4:10-7:05-10:00 3575 Jefferson Davis Highway www.regalcinemas.com The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (PG-13) CC/DVS: 12:00-3:05-6:20-9:40 Captain America: The Winter Soldier (PG-13) CC/DVS: 12:45-3:55 Rio 2 (G) CC/DVS: 12:00-2:30-5:00 Maleﬁcent (PG) CC/DVS: (!) 7:00-9:45 X-Men: Days of Future Past (PG-13) CC/DVS: (!) 12:00-1:00-2:00-3:00-4:00-5:006:00-7:00-8:00-9:00-10:00 Maleﬁcent 3D (PG) CC/DVS: (!) 7:30-10:15 Godzilla 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS: (!) 1:10-4:15-7:25-10:20 Godzilla (PG-13) CC/DVS: (!) 12:15-2:30-3:25-5:15-6:40-8:20-9:45 Heaven Is for Real (PG) CC/DVS: 12:20-2:30-4:50 X-Men: Days of Future Past in 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS: (!) 12:30-1:30-3:30-4:30-6:307:30-9:30-10:30 The Other Woman (PG-13) CC/DVS: 12:50-3:30-6:15-9:15 Million Dollar Arm (PG) CC/DVS: 12:40-3:50-7:00-10:15 A Million Ways to Die in the West (R) CC/DVS: 8:00-10:40 Neighbors (R) CC/DVS: 12:10-2:40-5:20-8:00-10:30 Blended (PG-13) CC/DVS: 12:00-1:40-4:45-7:35-10:25 Regal Potomac Yard 16 E20 | E X P R E S S | 0 5 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 4 | T H U R S D AY Fabulous! June is Cartier: Marjorie Merriweather Post’s Dazzling Gems Spring Garden Tours Special Exhibition opens June 7 Through June 28 Tue–Sat, 10:30am & 12:30pm Sun, Jun 8 & 22, 2:30pm See the exquisite jewelry and luxury objects collected by and specially designed for Marjorie Merriweather Post, style icon and Cartier’s most important American client. Join a guided tour to learn about the history, design, and the plants and ﬂowers of the 13 acres of formal gardens in full bloom. Preschooler Series: Kings and Queens Passion of the Empress: Catherine the Great’s Art Patronage Final week! On view through June 8 Thu, Jun 5, 12 & 19, 10:30–11:15am Enter the opulent world of kings and queens preparing for a royal ball, exploring the gardens, creating an art project, and more. Limited to 10 children ages 2-5, each with one accompanying adult. Take one last look at the artistic treasures from the golden age of Catherine the Great, one of Russia’s foremost art collectors and shrewdest leaders. Serene Sunday Sun, Jun 8 & 22, 1–5pm Enjoy a calming Sunday with Marjorie Post’s dazzling jewels and Hillwood’s garden oasis. Where Fabulous Lives For mor e inf or mation call 202.686.5807 or visit HillwoodMuseum.org 4155 Linnean Ave. NW, Washington DC Free parking T H U R S D AY | 0 5 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 4 | E X P R E S S | E21 goingoutguide.com | Weekend Pass Continued from page E19 Sugar High bition focused on the photographer’s work capturing images of African culture, through Aug. 24. “Visions From the Forests: The Art of Liberia and Sierra Leone,” a collection of artwork from Liberia and Sierra Leone includes masks, body ornaments, textiles and more, through Aug. 17. 950 Independence Ave. SW; 202-633-4600, africa.si.edu. and the Miss Piggy puppet on display in the exhibit through June 17, indefinitely. “Changing America: The Emancipation Proclamation, 1863, and the March on Washington, 1963,” a collection of photos and artifacts commemorating two major events in American history, through Sept. 7. “Continuity and Change: Fifty Years of Museum History,” modern digital photographic prints reveal the museum’s transformation from its focus on history and technology to a focus on American history, through Sept. 7. 14th Street and Constitution Avenue NW; 202-633-1000, americanhistory.si.edu. SW; 202-633-1000, asia.si.edu. LAST CHANCE Goethe-Institut: “Search for a New Sound: The Blue Note Photographs of Francis Wolff,” curated by Michael Cuscuna and Tom Evered, the exhibit looks back at the history of Blue Note Records through photographs by Wolff in celebration of the label’s 75th anniversary, Thu.-Sat. 812 Seventh St. NW; 202-289-1200, goethe.de/ins/us/was. LAST CHANCE Hillyer Art Space: “Eszter Bornemisza,” the artist uses thread and embroidery throughout her pieces of art, through Sat. “Pam Rogers,” the artist displays her work, through Sat. 9 Hillyer Ct. NW; 202-338-0680, hillyerartspace.org. Hirshhorn Museum and Sculpture Garden: “Barbara Kruger: Belief + Doubt,” the entire museum space — walls, floor, escalator sides — is wrapped in text on vinyl by the artist, immersing visitors in halls of voices that address conflicting perceptions of democracy, power and belief, indefinitely. “Directions: Jeremy Deller: English Magic,” footage by Deller from the film “English Magic” provides a portrait of Britain and explores how “consumerism, technology and the new monotony of work” have altered experiences with nature, culture and history, through Aug. 31. “Gravity’s Edge,” an installation featuring sculptures, paintings and other pieces on paper created between 1959 and 1978 explores the force of gravity in artistic production, through June 15. “Black Box: Oliver Laric,” a video installation by the artist explores the concept of authenticity by examining the history of bootleg, remixes and hybrid, opening Sun., through Oct. 5. Seventh Street and Independence Avenue SW; 202-6331000, hirshhorn.si.edu. National Air and Space Museum: Ongoing exhibits:, explore the evolution of flight through displays, hands-on exhibitions and historic aircraft and spacecraft, from the Wright Brothers’ plane to Charles Lindbergh’s Spirit of St. Louis to the Apollo 11 command module Columbia. The museum also has a planetarium and Imax theater, which for a fee shows educational films on flight and outer space, indefinitely. Sixth Street and Independence Avenue SW; 202-633-1000, nasm.si.edu. National Gallery of Art, East Building: “In the Library: Deforming and KATIE MILLER National Museum of American History: “American Stories,” a cross-section of the museum’s collection of artifacts shows how stories and history have shaped our national identity. For a limited time, visitors can view John Coltrane’s “A Love Supreme” manuscript National Museum of Natural History: “Augmented Reality Dinosaurs,” an exhibit allowing guests to interact with virtual dinosaurs including Tyrannosaurus rex, Triceratops and Troodon, through Sept. 1. “Beyond Bollywood: Indian Americans Shape the Nation,” through images, music, visual art and first-person narratives, this exhibit explores the influence and experience of Indian Americans in America, through Aug. 16, 2015. “Dom Pedro,” the 14-inch obelisk is a 10,363-carat aquamarine, indefinitely. “Living on an Ocean Planet,” a new permanent exhibit that explores Continued on page E22 KATIE MILLER uses brilliant Live the Arts this Summer! realism to depict troubled contemporary youths in timeless settings in her paintings, like “Youth in a Party Hat,” above, on display at Connersmith. Adorning with Annotations and Marginalia,” an exhibition of rare books that feature markings, illustrations and other additions made by readers, through June 27. Fourth Street and Constitution Avenue NW; 202-737-4215, nga.gov. National Gallery of Art, West Building: “Degas/Cassatt,” an exhibition featuring about 70 pieces in a variety of media reveals the artistic connection between Edgar Degas and Mary Cassatt, through Oct. 5. “Garry Winogrand,” an exhibit of 160 photographs from Winogrand’s 25 years of work, through June 8. “Masterpieces of American Furniture From the Kaufman Collection, 1700-1830,” one of the largest collections of Early American furniture in private hands, acquired over the course of five decades by George M. and Linda H. Kaufman, is on display, indefinitely. “Modern German Prints and Drawings From the Kainen Collection,” the museum celebrates Ruth Kainen’s love for German expressionism with a display of 123 donated works, including drawings, lithographs, etchings and more, through June 29. Sixth Street and Constitution Avenue NW; 202-737-4215, nga. gov. National Museum of African Art: “Africa Re-Viewed: The Photographic Legacy of Eliot Elisofon,” in celebration of the 40th anniversary of the Eliot Elisofon Photographic Archives, an exhi- presented by at the DC COMMISSION ON THE ARTS AND HUMANITIES Gateway Pavilion A Free Outdoor Concert Featuring SynchroniCity and Black Alley Band E22 | E X P R E S S | 0 5 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 4 | T H U R S D AY Weekend Pass | goingoutguide.com Continued from page E21 rus rex skeleton that will go on display in 2019, through Oct. 20. “Unintended Journeys,” images and video by Magnum Photos examine the plight of those displaced by natural disasters and global climate change within the past decade, exploring the challenges these people and communities face, through Aug. 13. “Whales: From Bone to Book,” the exhibit traces the journey of fossil bones from sea cliff to museum drawer and illustration in a science book, through June 8. 10th Street and Constitution Avenue NW; 202-633-1000, mnh.si.edu. phy,” a collection of daguerreotypes by the 19th-century American photographers and brothers, through Sun. “Mr. Lincoln’s Washington: A Civil War Portfolio,” the exhibit features large-format reproductions of photographs, drawings and maps that document the Civil War and its impact on Washington, through Jan. 25. “One Life: Martin Luther King Jr.,” a one-room exhibition highlighting the civil rights icon in honor of the 50th anniversary of the March on Washington. Features photos and memorabilia, through Sun. “The Network,” artist Lincoln Schatz recombines interviews with famous politicians, scholars and other notables into a single-screen video, indefinitely. Eighth and F streets NW; 202-633-1000, npg.si.edu. Newseum: “Inside Tim Russert’s Office,” the ocean space and its relationship to human life, indefinitely. “Portraits of Planet Ocean: The Photography of Brian Skerry,” an underwater journey through marine environments by the award-winning photojournalist, “The Rex Room,” in a conservation room, visitors can observe, through one of two doorways, as scientists prepare the Tyrannosau- National Portrait Gallery: “Mathew Brady’s Photographs of Union Generals,” studio portraits by one of the most famous photographers of the Civil War, through May 31, 2015. “Meade Brothers: Pioneers in American Photogra- W E ’R E G O N N A N E E D YO U TO COME IN FRIDAY NIGHTS Arrive e early for pre-show games and d chances h to t win. i O f fice Sp ace ( to m o r row ) . . . . M a y 3 0 T h e D ev i l We a r s P ra d a . . . . . . . J u n e 0 6 H o r r i b l e B o ss e s . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . J u n e 1 3 T h a n k Yo u fo r S m o k i n g . . . . . . . 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Au g u st 2 2 RO SS LY N O U T D O O R F I L M F E ST I VA L F R E E / GAT E WAY PA R K / D U S K F R I DAY S / M AY 3 0 - AU G 2 2 / ROSSLYNVA TO M O RR O W VA.ORG/MOVIES T H U R S D AY | 0 5 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 4 | E X P R E S S | E23 Weekend Pass an exhibition featuring pieces from Russert’s office, including a wooden sign that reads “Thou Shalt Not Whine,” provides a glimpse into his career at NBC, through June 15. “One Nation With News for All,” a historical exhibition exploring how immigrants and minority groups used the press to fight for their rights in America. Freedom’s Journal, the first black newspaper, and the Cherokee Phoenix, the first Native American newspaper, will be displayed, through Jan. 4. “Pictures of the Year,” images of people, events and issues that shaped the world in 2013 will be on display. 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It will be the museum’s first permanent installation since the Rothko Room in 1960, indefinitely. “Made in the USA: American Masters From the Phillips Collection, 1850-1970,” after a fouryear world tour, the museum’s collection of American masterworks returns. The exhibit, which features more than 200 pieces and more than 120 artists, examines American art from the late 19th century to the mid-20th century, through Aug. 31. “The Journals of Duncan Phillips,” a display of selections from the museum founder’s journals, which span 30 years, through Feb. 27. 1600 21st St. NW; 202-387-2151, phillipscollection.org. Smithsonian American Art Museum: E24 | E X P R E S S | 0 5 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 4 | T H U R S D AY Boys quar Retro Jersey e la powerhous el pp male a ca U N D E R TH E P STR E ETL A M ’S RULE GENTLEMAN tet with MAY 30 DISNE Y’S JUNE 6– 8 D B E AU T Y A N TH E B E AST YRE T R E Y M c IN T P R O J E C T ance JUNE 11 rform Final D.C. 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Nytimes.com ran four essays on “The Bachelorette” (8 p.m. Mondays on ABC): “paternalistic fairy-tale” or “inspiring a new generation of professional women?” A cousin of current bachelorette (and lawyer) Andi Dorfman, writes that Andi is a “new breed” of career woman who says of love: “I don’t need it, but I want it enough to go get it.” Enough to quit her By Marc job to be on the show! Silver Then there’s “I Wanna Marry Harry” (9 p.m. Tuesdays on Fox). Twelve U.S. gals are led to believe they’re vying for England’s prince. Spoiler alert: He’s a lookalike (see above). Critics slam the show’s fraudiness. Let’s be honest: TV dating is all about deception. Andi pretends her 25 suitors are all husband material, even the guy who STOLE A LAMP FROM HIS HOTEL ROOM TO GIVE HER AS A GIFT. She’s looking for the “total package” but admires the “packages” when the guys must strip on a group date. Yet she humorlessly chides bachelors who misbehave: “The fact that people think this is a joke is so offensive to me.” At least Phony Harry is in on the joke: In his contract, he asked to keep his Fake Prince duds. Read Marc’s previous columns at: www.washingtonpost.com/muse FOX VALERY HACHE (GETTY IMAGES) Not the Mariah We Know The pop star seems to have lost herself on her latest album, ‘Me. I Am Mariah’ Album Review Mariah Carey’s latest album kicks off in wonderful and typical Mariah form: She sings a song that immediately pulls you in, which has ranged from a killer club jam to a searing slow song in the past. “Cry,” a torching, emotional tune, is the song that does its job on “Me. I Am Mariah ... The Elusive Chanteuse.” You feel like you are about to experience musical bliss, and most of the time Carey has been able to hit it out of the park. But like many veteran all-stars, there comes a time when singers make more errors and can’t score a hit like they used to. Sadly, that is what is happening with Carey. The batch of tracks on her 14th studio record are enjoyable, but they don’t have the pizazz and spark of her past albums, including 2009’s “Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel,” her worst-selling album, but one of that year’s best works. “Elusive Chanteuse” borrows from Carey’s earlier work — and while the powerful singer still has the vocal chops, her songs find her looking too much to the past. The downtempo ballad “You’re Mine (Eternal)” is “We Belong Together” 2.0, while the bouncy “Thirsty” sounds like it was recorded a decade ago. And tracks like the Q-Tip-produced dance number “Meteorite,” “You Don’t Know What to Do” and “Make It Look Good” are album-ﬁllers that don’t help the project stay on track. Mariah Carey loses some of her spark on “Me. I Am Mariah … The Elusive Chanteuse.” Carey has been recording the album since 2011, and she’s struggled with its singles, from “You’re Mine” to “The Art of Letting Go” to “#Beautiful,” a mellow outtake featuring Miguel that was peaked in the Top 20 a year ago. Throughout the struggle, she called megaproducer Jermaine Dupri to come onboard to shape the album. The magical duo, who have collaborated on hits such as “Always Be My Baby” and “We Belong Together,” haven’t completely lost their charm, but the thrill is somewhat gone. MESFIN FEK ADU (AP) Not as ‘Clueless’ as We Thought: Stacey Dash will join Fox News Channel as a cultural commentator, the network said Wednesday. Dash is perhaps best known for her role as Dionne in 1995’s “Clueless” and the resulting spinoff television show. Variety reports Dash will provide analysis and commentary on cultural events and trends on the channel’s daytime and nighttime news programming. 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Hearsay “All the girls are doing the big productions, Shakira, Rihanna, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga — it seems like all the girls decided to do it big these days.” — A LICE COOPER, TELLING THE ASSOCIATED PRESS THAT MODERN FEMALE ARTISTS HAVE TAKEN UP THE MANTLE OF SHOCK ROCKERS LIKE HIMSELF Wil Wheaton, left, was joined by friend Chris Hardwick on the premiere of his show. I think that’s a fair assessment. It’s also just sort of taking all of the things that I love and all of the things that I do in relation to the things that I love and putting it into a television format that people understand and know what to expect from. Somebody said to me it’s sort of like everything I do on the Internet converted to television, which I think is pretty accurate. I have said that being a nerd is not about being what you love, it’s about the way that you love it. And the way that we love the subtexts and the programs that we are going to be covering on “The Wil Wheaton Project” is exactly what you’ll be seeing come out of me on the show. We highlight the things we think are awesome, and then we tease and make fun of the absurdities, as well. You’ve been very vocal on the NSA. Are we going to see you tackle those sort of issues, as well? “I’m hoping that people who already love sci-ﬁ fantasy and the supernatural shows will come on board.” the same things as I like will join me to look back at the really great stuff that happened in comic books and sci-fi fantasy and a lot of the things that we watch on television — maybe try to highlight some of the lesser-known things that exist on the fringes of nerd culture that I think are really awesome and maybe aren’t getting through on television. It really does seem that in your career you’ve become a bit of an icon or ambassador for more traditional nerd topics — be it from your roles on “Star Trek” to “The Big Bang Theory” ... tant that I have something to say. I just want to say really quickly that I really love “TableTop.” SYFY Serve At The Highest Levels Of I’m glad you like it. … My ulterior motive for “TableTop” was to make more gamers — and by all accounts that mission has been a very big success. I’m hoping to do something similar with “The Wil Wheaton Project.” I’m hoping that people who already love sci-ﬁ fantasy and the supernatural shows will come on board and enjoy what we’re talking about. I’m also hopeful that they will be able to share this speculative ﬁction entertainment with their partners who maybe aren’t already into it in the same way that people who are gamers shared “TableTop” with their friends and families and partners who are not gamers. Is there anything else you really want to say — about the show, or any of your other projects? Leadership In Education Educational Administration and Policy Studies Ed.D. } Experience academic excellence. Engage with expert GW faculty who are proven scholars and educational leaders in administration, research and policy. } Create knowledge. Produce an original scholarly dissertation. } Join a community of leaders and learners. Participate in a cohort of working professionals, meeting one to two weekends a month. Convenient locations. Alexandria, Ashburn and Newport News, VA. INFORMATION SESSION: THURSDAY, JUNE 5 4:00 PM 1925 Ballenger Ave, Suite 250 Alexandria, VA 22314 METRO: Blue or Yellow line to King Street I don’t think so. The purpose of the show is to entertain and to make what is popularly known as nerd culture accessible to anyone that cares to pay attention to it. I’m hoping to have a half an hour every week where people who like I know that I’m a little bit of a spokesman for those things, and I know that I have a little bit of a high profile in that world. And because I’m aware of that, I’m grateful for it. And it’s a privilege to have that voice, and it is important to me to respect it, not take it for granted. And every now and then when people want to hear me talk, it’s impor- I’m really excited about this show to finally be on the air so it can be judged on its own merits and I won’t have to talk about it anymore. … I have to just stay focused on what is important and what I can actually have an effect on, which is making the best show that I can make and having the most fun that I can. ANDREA PETERSON (THE WASHINGTON POST) Offered by the GW Graduate School of Education and Human Development To RSVP or for more information, please visit go.gwu.edu/edadmin or call 202-973-1130. 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