Volume 9, Number 16 - Wednesday, May 25
A sprightly sheet full of the sprays of the old ocean.
A sprightly sheet full of the sprays of the old ocean � Wednesday, May 25, 2011 � Vol. 9, No. 16 � Cape May, America's Original Seaside Resort And They're Off! It's The Great Cape May Foot Race. The pack, led by Megan O'Leary, take off down Beach Avenue in the 32nd Annual Great Cape May Foot Race...more on pages 81-94. Aleksey Moryakov THIS WEEK... Yum... Wedding Of Sean And Alyssa Gannon Local Food And Wine At Hawk Haven Frank Bogle Senior Golf Tournament It's The Ice Cream Issue! Pages 3-15 Page 34-48 Pages 109-119 Page 2 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 The Almanac thursdAY May 26 Partly sunny Everything You Need To Know About How We Roll How to... Order a photo that appeared in "Exit Zero" How to... Request a courteous photographer How to... 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Page 127 MondAY May 30 Showers V High Temperature: 72 Low Temperature: 62 Chance of Rain: 60% Sunrise: 5:37am Sunset: 8:18pm High Tides: 7:02am, 7:22pm Low Tides: 12:56am, 12:38pm Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Page 3 5/7: Wedding Of Sean Gannon And Alyssa Perry At Townbank Fire Hall Jay and Devon Blackley Joan, Lydia Chas, Denise PHOTOGRAPHS BY AlEKSEY MORYAKOv... TO ORDER COPIES, PlEASE CAll (609) 770-8479 LUCKY BONES BACKWATER GRILLE r Out Ou Check eakfast!! y Br Sunda Serving Lunch & Dinner Daily from 11:30am Sunday Breakfast from 9am Coldest Beer in Cape May! "Best Burger" Finalist - NJ Monthly Friday, May 27 - Sindi Raymond Band Lunch � Dinner Thin Crust Brick-Oven Pizza 1200 Route 109 South, Cape May (609) 884-BONE (2663) Page 4 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 5/7: Wedding Of Sean Gannon And Alyssa Perry At Townbank Fire Hall PHOTOGRAPHS BY AlEKSEY MORYAKOv � WEdnESdAy SPECIAL mAy 25 OnLy Fried ShriMP PLATTer ...... $5.95 each Served with French fries or baked potato & coleslaw Rachel Johnson, Lenny Sanfilippo, Steve Merland, Liz Johsnon fISH mArKET SPECIALS frIdAy, mAy 27 THrU SUndAy, mAy 29 ShriMP ChOWDer $5.50/pint TAKE-OUT SPECIALS frIdAy, mAy 27 & SATUrdAy, mAy 28 Appetizer Special oySter rockefeller $7.95 FrieD OYSTer PLATTer Served with Mac & Cheese and Stewed Tomatoes. Curtis Hoffman, Tiffany Curtis, Patty Hoffman $9.95 Broiled or Fried CrAB CAke PLATTer Served with baked potato or French fries and coleslaw. $9.95 Fisherman's Wharf � Cape May 609-884-3064 www.thelobsterhouse.com Call Ahead & We'll Have It Waiting For You! Mike Perry, Mikey Perry, Kourtney Perry Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Page 5 live entertainment for memorial Weekend! Wednesday, May 25 Karaoke with Jimmy J Saturday, May 28 Friday, May 27 Bigg Romeo Sunday, May 29 5 Hour Jones Behind the Beautiful Monday, May 30 The Loop Tuesday, May 31 DJ Jon K $2 Miller Lites OPEN 7 DAYS 11AM-2AM YEAR ROUND! (609) 884-3459 426 Washington Street Mall Cape May Page 6 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 5/7: Wedding Of Sean Gannon And Alyssa Perry At Townbank Fire Hall Chris, Melissa Tom Altieri, Myrna Dave, Bob PHOTOGRAPHS BY AlEKSEY MORYAKOv... TO ORDER COPIES, PlEASE CAll (609) 770-8479 6 on Broadway Open Mon - Sat. 7am-8pm & Sunday 7am-3pm Check us out on faCEbook or call 609-884-8030 for our daily specials! ADULT CONTEMPORARY CUISINE Serving Dinner Nightly from 5PM The Depot features popular homemade soups, salad selections, house roasted meats and local seafood specials and Sunday Brunch 10am-2pm Bill Caterini live Friday & Saturday 416 S. Broadway, West Cape May Call for Reservations: 609-898-1555 Talk to us about planning your next catered event! Eat In or Take Out � Catering for Any Event! 409 Elmira Street, Cape May (Next to the Train Station) � 609-884-8030 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Page 7 5/7: Wedding Of Sean Gannon And Alyssa Perry At Townbank Fire Hall PHOTOGRAPHS BY AlEKSEY MORYAKOv LIVE ENTERTAINMENT May 27 � Dan Brown Duo May 27 � The Cheaters May 28 � 52 Pick Up Joan Doran, Chris Gannon, Kim Mogck [9pm] [4:30pm] [4:30pm] [9pm] May 29 � Blind Drunk May 29 � Star 69 [9pm] HAPPY HOUR [3pm to 7pm] � 1/2 Price Drafts & Domestic Bottles, Margaritas On The Rocks and House Wine by the Glass � $5 FlatBreads � Live Music with Dan Brown Duo on Friday and Blind Drunk on Sunday Bill Gannon, Dave Perry, Bob Bailey 609-884-4800 At the corner of Beach Ave. & Decatur Street www.CabanasOnTheBeach.com www.facebook.com/CabanasOnTheBeach Val Lear, Chaz Lear, Chrissy Gannon Page 8 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 5/7: Wedding Of Sean Gannon And Alyssa Perry At Townbank Fire Hall PHOTOGRAPHS BY AlEKSEY MORYAKOv Serving Dinner from 5pm Shelby, Brittany, Sarah, Elizabeth ReseRve YouR PRivate PaRtY Rehearsal Dinners � Reunions Baby Showers � Bridal Showers Any Special Occasion Chas P, Peggy, Michelle, George Reservations: (609) 898-9800 301 Washington Street Mall, Cape May Corner of Washington & Perry Street www.cucinarosa.com Mike Perry, Cecil Bryan, Dave Brown Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Page 9 5/7: Wedding Of Sean Gannon And Alyssa Perry At Townbank Fire Hall Chris, Ken Rachelle, Bob Alyssa and Sean Gannon PHOTOGRAPHS BY AlEKSEY MORYAKOv... TO ORDER COPIES, PlEASE CAll (609) 770-8479 � C-View Inn Cape May's Oldest & Friendliest Tavern Mondays - RIb DAY 1/2 Rack - $8.50 All Day Long bEST WINgS IN SOuTh JERSEY TAkE-OuT PACkAgE gOODS DAILY SPECIALS 8 fLAT SCREEN TVs � Tuesdays - TAVERN PIZZA & TACO DAY $3.50 Small Pizzas $5.50 Large Pizzas $1 Tacos Wednesdays OuR fAMOuS WINg NIghT! starting at 3pm hAPPY hOuR Mon - Tues - Thurs - fri 3-5pm $2 Domestics $3 Well Drinks Best Wings & Great Specials � Corner of Texas Ave. & Washington St., Cape May � 884-4712 � Page 10 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 5/7: Wedding Of Sean Gannon And Alyssa Perry At Townbank Fire Hall PHOTOGRAPHS BY AlEKSEY MORYAKOv at 7 ocean Enjoy Dining Cocktails on our Oceanfront Porch and Porch Bar! Casually Elegant Victorian Dining "Cape May's best Happy Hour!" - Victorian towers Crew Monday thru Friday � 3-6pm $2 off drinks Special bar food from $1.25 7 ocean Street at the Inn of cape May 609-884-5555 � innofcapemay.com Val Lear, Joanne McCullough, Dan Casale, Donna Boyle, Chris Gannon Authentic Italian Cuisine Seafood & Fine Dining New York Strip Steak � Filet Mignon � Veal Cutlet � Center Cut Pork Chops Allie Brown, Grace Owen, Kelsey Andrews PriME riB SPECial Saturday & Sunday Early BirDS Sun. - Fri. 3:30-5:30pm 3704 Bayshore Road, North Cape May Cape Plaza Shopping Center � 889-6610 Keenan and Joan Osborne, Bill and Chris Gannon Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Page 11 5/7: Wedding Of Sean Gannon And Alyssa Perry At Townbank Fire Hall PHOTOGRAPHS BY AlEKSEY MORYAKOv a local caf� with ... a Wholesome aroma Now Serving Dinner Nightly from 5pm Available all day � 7am-2:30pm � Monday - Friday Belly Buster specials # 1 # 3 Breakfast Burrito w/ home fries 5 Crab Cake Platter w/ fries and coleslaw two eggs, # Meat lovers Omelet Two Flapjacks (ham, bacon, choice of meat sausage & cheese) $4.99 w/ Home fries or Grits & toast $4.99 2 # $4.99 4 Fish Platter w/ fries and coleslaw Dan, Mike # # 6 $6.50 $6.50 Chicken or Tuna salad, w/ fries and coleslaw $6.50 Includes reg. coffee tea ice tea or soda. Thank You for Not Substituting. Not good with any other discounts. 406 N. Broadway, West Cape May � (609) 884-6332 www.bellavidacafe.com Serving Dinner from 5:30 Thursday thru Sunday Kevin Barndt, Mitch Gannon, Bruce Juice Sean, Alyssa and Friends Beach Avenue & Howard Street at the Hotel Macomber (609) 884 8811 www.unionparkdiningroom.com Page 12 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 The Police Blotter BURLINGAME, California � On the 700 block of Paloma Avenue, a resident complained about an ice cream truck vendor who rang his bell constantly. The resident reported that he had asked the vendor to not ring the bell in front of his house before. Classic Quotations A Story From The Past "Ice cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn't illegal." Voltaire "I doubt whether the world holds for anyone a more soul-stirring surprise than the first adventure with ice cream." Heywood Broun "Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone." Jim Fiebig "My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate. That's my philosophy." Thornton Wilder "Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos." Don Kardong "There's nothing wrong with me a little ice cream won't fix." Anonymous Cape May County Historical Museum THE years between 1882-1884 were especially momentous for Cape May, with the construction of the Carroll Villa and Atlantic Hotel on Jackson Street, the Lafayette Hotel on the corner of Beach and Decatur, the Star Villa on Ocean Street and the famous iron pier. Electrical and gas lines were also run throughout the city. The iron pier was finished in 1884, extending the boardwalk 1,000 feet. The pier was 30 feet wide, and a second pier was constructed underneath for public fishing. Ben Miller Facebook Mystery Contest Random Fact Of The Week Weird Word Of The Week KNOW your way around Cape May? Think of yourself as the observant type? Feast your eyes on the photograph above, prepared by our resident cryptographer Kate Chadwick. If you think you know what establishment you're staring at, then you have a chance to win a $50 gift certificate to spend at a local business. Go to the Exit Zero Facebook page before Monday for a full-size, full-color photo and instructions on how to enter � follow the instructions carefully. And, don't worry if you have never used Facebook before � it's easy! Just ask your six-year-old nephew for help. To enter, look for the mystery photo at www.facebook. com/exitzeropublishing. Good luck! THE ice cream cone's invention is linked to the 1904 World's Fair in St Louis. An ice cream vendor reportedly didn't have enough dishes to keep up with the demand, so he teamed up with a waffle vendor who rolled his waffles into cones. Fortune Cookie Of The Week J "Life is short - eat dessert first." J A sQuround is a "portmanteau" or combined word for "square round," referring to a compromise between a square and a round carton. It is also sometimes known as a scround. The term applies almost exclusively to ice cream packaging design. ONCE a week, the folks at Exit Zero eat at Cape Orient, the island's fine Asian restaurant. Sometimes we find pearls of wisdom at the end of our meal. And sometimes we don't. The above fortune cookie was eaten with Moo Shu pork. Please note: Any typos are not ours, but those of the fortune cookie manufacturers. We print them as we find them. Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Page 13 Ramblings From The Editors ATE spring is a glorious time of year in Cape May. The town, like the trees and flowers lining the Washington Street Mall, starts to bloom again. Shops open their doors, restaurants fire up their grills and a few unfamiliar faces make their way back into our town. But, it's only a few unfamiliar faces, meaning it's the perfect time of year for locals to snag a seat at the Lobster House's Raw Bar or grab a bite at some of the town's most popular (and typically packed) restaurants. That is why it doesn't make sense that we were one of only a few tables at Frescos on Thursday night. Just a few weeks from now you'll be lined up at the door just waiting to get in, so why wasn't everyone in Cape May at Frescos for their opening? We'd been counting down the days and were surprised to find the restaurant wasn't packed with familiar local faces. The food, as always, was exceptional � their lobster, champagnecream sauce makes the Seafood Pescatore worth all the carbohydrates in the pappardelle... even with swimsuit season right around the corner. The guys behind the line � Chef Joe Badger, Will Bassett-Powell and Jonathan Martin � deserve a shout-out. So remember, gentle reader... this is the time of year to get out and sample the sweet tastes of Cape May before things get crazy. Don't waste time sitting on your duff awaiting the return of summer. You know just how busy you'll be after Memorial Day, which happens to be this weekend, and you know just how hard it will be to get a seat around the fire pit at The Rusty Nail. Take advantage of the last few days of spring before the town is inundated with carloads L Ideas, idle gossip and occasionally important odds 'n' ends of people who can't seem to navigate the intersection of Lafayette and Jackson. Frescos is one of 26 fine local establishments taking part in the annual Restaurant Week, which is happening June 5-12. There are some excellent bargains to be had, with participating restaurants offering fixed price menus. For more information visit cmrestaurantweek.com. We here at EZ Global HQ have a feeling that this will be a great summer � all those folks talking up Cape May on TripAdvisor can't be wrong, and we've been hearing some good news around town about rentals and B&B bookings, which are obviously good indicators of what's to come. SPEAKING of fine establishments, we dropped by The Ebbitt Room on Saturday night for the opening of its new bar and revamped restaurant. What a difference! The tiny service bar has been replaced by a U-shaped bar that sits around a dozen people, and a wall has been taken down in the restaurant area, creating a freeflowing space that's buzzing with energy. Furthermore, the floor, walls and ceiling have all been given a do-over. The end result is a sexy new space that will greatly enhance the city's food-and-drink experience. SPEAKING of starting the season off right, a big THANK-YOU to all of our friends who stopped by the launch party for this year's Cool Cape May book. We're quite proud of it � be sure to snag your copy ASAP. ABOUT this time last year we wrote about Jack Wright having his bicycle stolen from outside the Exit Zero global HQ. This past week staff member dan Mathers had two bicycles stolen in the space of a couple days (Dan's silver and black cruiser was stolen from the bike rack in front of The Beach House restaurant in daylight). Both bikes were locked, which means the thief must be carrying around some hefty bolt cutters. It is a frustrating situation, and it will cost Dan a couple hundred dollars to replace both his bike and his wife's bike (a greenish lady's mountain bike). We hope you will all keep your eyes open for any shady character walking around with a set of bolt cutters. If you do, give the police a call. In the meantime we suggest everyone head over to Swain's and purchase themselves one of those hefty, solid metal, U-shaped locks. Dan was using $7 braided wire combination locks, but an upgrade is clearly worth the investment. We doubt this lowlife would get away with carrying a plasma cutter around with him. We've said it before... you can leave your front door unlocked in Cape May and get no trouble, but bikes, you need to guard them with your life. Get yourself to Swain's today, and get a sturdy lock before some creep rips you off, too. Breakfast & Lunch 8am to 3pm Dinner from 5pm Live MuSiC - No Cover Japanese � Sushi � Chinese � Thai Cuisine Friday, May 27 Jay BetheL � 7 - 10pm Saturday, May 28 CLaSS aCt � 7 - 10pm OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK YEAR ROUND Lunch � Dinner � Take-Out � Catering 315 Ocean Street, Washington Commons Mall (609) 898-0088 � www.capeorient.com AT THE CARROLL VILLA HOTEL 19 Jackson Street, Cape May 884-5970 - madbatter.com Page 14 AVA L O N Wednesday, May 25, 2011 5/7: Wedding Of Sean Gannon And Alyssa Perry At Townbank Fire Hall PHOTOGRAPHS BY AlEKSEY MORYAKOv C O F F E E THE BEACH #7GURNEY & OPEN SAT & SUN ROASTED COFFEES MICRO 8088 BAKERY FROZEN COFFEE SPECIALTY & Val Lear, Donna Boyle, Joanne McCullough DRINKS HAND ROLLED BAGELS SPECIALTY SANDWICHES GOODS CATERING TRAYS BREAKFAST & Dotty Gannon, Bill Gannon, Grace Owen Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Page 15 5/7: Wedding Of Sean Gannon And Alyssa Perry At Townbank Fire Hall PHOTOGRAPHS BY AlEKSEY MORYAKOv Tasting Room - Open Daily 12-5pm Winery Tours - Saturdays at 3pm Syrah * Blush * Chardonnay Port * Pinot Noir * Red Reserve Gift Certificates & Gift Baskets Available Barb and Teri New CAPe MAy SeRieS wiNe ReleASeS: Chardonnay Pinot Grigio Riesling Cape May Red Cabernet Franc Merlot Cabernet Sauvignon Cliff Glenn, Bill Gannon Dan, Lydia (609) 884-1169 711 Townbank Road, North Cape May www.capemaywinery.com Page 16 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 "Exit Zero" Jet-Sets Around The World PHOTOGRAPHS BY OuR lOvElY READERS 91 Beach Drive, North Cape May (609) 886-5529 www.harpoonhenrys.net Carol Reynolds, Sandy Miller, Don Schweikert and Patti Jo Kiraly got a bit held up with `EZ' in Alexandria, Egypt. Open Friday�MOnday at 12:00 serving lunch & dinner live Music Friday, May 27 Michael JaMes � 6�10pm saturday, May 28 BeachcOMBer Bill � 6�10pm sunday, May 29 BeachcOMBer Bill � 6�10pm Monday, May 30 ann Oswald � 6�10pm Cheryl Schoenle and Max Grupp went cruising with `EZ' in Cozumel, Mexico. Ed and BettyAnn Sherreth took `EZ' to San Gimignano, Italy. Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Page 17 W A user's guide to Cape May City Council meetings... By Jon Roth and Kate Chadwick the Sea, which has been taking place for 40 years, and thanks the two K of C (not to be confused with KFC) members seated in the audience of about one dozen � why are these gigs so sparsely populated, we wonder? (That's rhetorical � we know why.) These men and others will collect donations outside of Swain's, Wawa, Star of the Sea and other local establishments to benefit children with special needs. 7:07 � Clerk diane Weldon, wearing a peasant blouse, reads a proclamation declaring May 28 and 29 official K of C collection of funds days in Cape May; Mayor Mahaney presents the representatives with a certificate and a check. 7:09 � Late agenda items regarding the annual sidewalk sale for merchants on the Washington Street Mall (we hope you all made it out between Thursday and Sunday � the sales were killer). 7:11 � Bond ordinance 235-2011 regards a $500,000 Community Affairs grant to comply with the mission of the American Disability Association. The money will be used in a project to improve beachfront accessibility, add a handicap ramp to the Franklin Street Civic Center and widen sidewalks � that last item should benefit everyone else who doesn't enjoy walking single-file through town. 7:15 � All vote yes on Ordinance 2352011. 7:15:50 � Resolution 234-2011 makes Elmira a two-way street � the traffic light should be programmed by Memorial Day. Uh-huh. All vote yes to this as well. The Inside Scoop On City Hall ELCOME to another installment of Exit Zero's User's Guide to City Council meetings. Disclaimer: this is not meant to trivialize the importance of such meetings � we appreciate the gravity of this and all government proceedings. But at the end of the day, we all put our pants on one leg at a time (some more successfully than others), so please enjoy our lighthearted assessment. Meeting of Cape May City Council, Tuesday, May 17... 7:01 � Pledge of allegiance 7:05 � Mayor Ed Mahaney strikes the gavel. He is attired in a navy blazer with a flag pin and striped tie. Clerk diane Weldon takes roll: absent is Councilmember deanna fiocca. Mayor Mahaney assures us she has had excellent attendance and the members of the council "know her wishes." As usual, the notes from the council meeting are being sent to every other paper in the area. 7:06 � Mayor Mahaney discusses the Knights of Columbus Fund Drive at Star of Continued On Page 18 ? Oyster Bay Steak & Seafood Restaurant and CLIPPER SHIP PUB Dinner from 5pm on friday, Saturday & Sunday eARly DinneR SPeCiAlS � 5-6pm � $21.95 1/2 PRICE RAW BAR ITEMS � 5-6pm in the Pub Only Sports TV in The Clipper Ship Pub George Karavan at the Baby Grand on Saturday Night Serving Dinner Nightly From 5pm Great Menu New Martinis Delicious Desserts Fresh seafood � Tasty steaks � Copper-top bar Bottle & draft beer � Free parking AffORDAble Pub Menu AvAilAble! Includes Crabcake Sandwich, Fish & Chips, Bag of Donuts, Chef George's Soup du Jour & much more! Re s e r va t i o n s : 6 0 9 - 8 8 4 - 5 8 7 8 9 9 1 O c e a n D r ive, C a p e M ay w w w. b l u e c l aw r e s t a u r a n t . c o m 609-884-2111 615 Lafayette St., Cape May Page 18 Inside Scoop On City Hall ? From Page 17 7:17 � Mayor Mahaney remarks that Deputy Mayor Jack Wichterman is smiling tonight because it is his turn to read resolutions. There are 23 of them, so we settle in as Wichterman warns us, "If I catch anyone sleeping, it goes in the paper." We scanned the room several times, but everyone remained remarkably conscious. Here are some "highlights:" 99-2011. Harborfest slated for June 15. 100-2011. Housing inspections on homes, hotels and motels to ensure they all have the proper mercantile licenses. 102-2011. Annual fireworks display approved for the Fourth of July. Annually, 40,000 people come to town for this event. 103-2011. A new green initiative is introduced for civic, Wednesday, May 25, 2011 placed underground because the above-ground structure was an "eyesore." 121-2011. Annual sidewalk sale, where Deputy Mayor When was the last time you treated yourself to a night at The Merion? Dinner & cocktails from 5:00, George Mesterhazy on piano from 5:30 Thursday through Sunday (7 nights after Memorial Day) Jazz Trio on Thursdays from 8:30 pm! Early bird/night owl specials $16.95-2 courses; $18.95-3 courses $15 Express Dinners served all night! Full bar On-site Parking Kids' Menu 106 Decatur St. at Columbia Ave., Cape May Reservations 609-884-8363 or online at www.merioninn.com commercial and residential buildings. Mahaney remarks "the time has come for this." Indeed. We wonder how they'll fit solar panels on those pesky Victorian turrets though. 108-2011. Award of recycling removal contract. Wichterman, nattily attired in a spring-y, lime-green dress shirt, remarks, "Not too exciting, but we need it." 111-2011. Agreement to hold closed meeting with attorney regarding the Beach Theatre, which is described as "a decrepit building that's sitting out there." Of course, "anybody can read the minutes" regarding the Beach Theatre meeting "once the topic is eradicated." Besides the Terminator vocabulary, this sounds a bit backwards to us. 120-2011. Remington & Vernick engineering contract for either repair or demolition and replacement of water tank at Columbia and Madison. Mayor Mahaney mentions the town of Sanibel Island, FL, that lobbied to have their water tank Wichterman reminds us the Kiwanis Club will have a car on the mall for raffle. Councilman Bill Murray adds "By the way, the Kiwanis car will be here at the next city council meeting," eliciting chuckles. 7:31 � Public Portion: Paul Johnston, in a lavender checked shirt and light jeans, makes a brief statement about Harborfest, which coincides this year with the 100th anniversary of Cape May Harbor, built by the Army Corp of Engineers in 1911. Now it's the fourth biggest port in the country with an inland canal wide and deep enough to berth the Battleship NJ. 7:34 � Bernie haas, attired in a checked blue and white Oxford and khakis (was it khaki night and no one told us?) begins with a disclaimer: "No, I don't want to talk about that decrepit building. That decrepit historic building." Instead he asks about the cost of a Ford Explorer purchased by the city: $24,000. He also asks for specifics on the city's Green NJ initiative before leaving the podium. As he goes, Wichterman offers a parting shot: "Bernie, as for the Beach Theatre, beauty is in the eye of the beholder." 7:36 � sue tischler, looking fresh in a pink plaid blouse Continued On Page 20 ? Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Page 19 5/11: Mariachi Band At El Portal In North Cape May PHOTOGRAPHS BY AlEKSEY MORYAKOv... TO ORDER COPIES, PlEASE CAll (609) 770-8479 love spring! Zagat Rated Fine Dining Serving Every Evening Nine Beautifully Appointed Guest Rooms 1301 Beach Avenue � 609.884.9090 � petershieldsinn.com Page 20 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Open Daily SEAFOOD � STEAKS COCKTAILS Inside Scoop On City Hall ? From Page 18 and black slacks, inquires as to the hours of the sidewalk sale: it runs from 9am-7pm. 7:39 � Mayor Mahaney introduces a letter agreement between Ogden Construction, Cape Island Baptist Church and the City of Cape May, whereby the city will pay $10,000 so that construction workers can use the church parking lot as they work on the new Convention Hall (rather than take up valuable parking along the promenade). Councilman Murray dissents, arguing that Ogden Construction ought to pay the fee, but Mayor Mahaney explains that "this is the most economically viable choice," and the cost of reserving the lot was already part of the $1.5 million budget for the project. 7:42 � City Attorney Anthony Monzo, immaculate LUNCH & DINNER domestic Beer specials Pints and Bottles $2 and $2.50 available during every game! Join the PHuN! PHilliEs GaMEs Early Bird diNNErs Monday thru thursday 4-6pm WEdNEsday Family Friendly trivia Night 7pm livE MusiC... tHursdays Jay BEtHEl unplugged - 8pm Fridays at 9pm OPEN MiC NiGHt suNdays Barry � 4-6pm (609) 884-3449 WASHINGTON STREET MALL, cAPE MAY www.pilothousecapemay.com the talent has been awesome! | Kids' Menu | | Great Veggie Dishes | | Charming patio | | Delicious Desserts | "BEST MEXICAN" By NJ MONThly fOr ThE pAST 6 yEArS! "BEST of the ShOrE" philadelphia Magazine 2006 "EXCEllENT" -- AC press 2005 Carpenter's Square Mall Cape May | 898-7750 as usual in a dark gray suit, polka-dot tie and tassled loafers, explains that the city is protected from liability through indemnity insurance. Mayor Mahaney chimes in that the city has a vested interest in keeping the contractors' cars corralled in one site, as opposed to them taking up spots all over the city which otherwise could be used for tourist and local parking. 7:47 � Murray explains that whether anyone objects is immaterial, as the money is already spent and the contract signed; the mayor rejoins. This goes on way too long. 7:53 � All vote yes, except Murray, who votes no. 7:49 � diane Weldon reads the minutes. Shockingly, everyone accepts them. 7:50 � City Manager Bruce MacLeod, in a yellow shirt and khaki blazer, presents new business. He mentions that Memorial Day is approaching, and describes the service at the monument on Columbia Avenue (that's 9am, folks) and a Sunday, May 29 performance by the Atlantic Brass Band in Rotary Park. He also mentions the K-Kids (Kiwanis Kids) will be cleaning the beach on May 23 (as everyone waits with bated breath for Deputy Mayor Wichterman to bring up the auction car again at the mention of the word "Kiwanis"). If any readers would like to sit with Exit Zero crew at the next council meeting, it has been rescheduled for Wednesday, June 8. 7:58 � Deputy Mayor Wichterman comments on the proliferation of dogs on the mall, where they are prohibited. "I had to point out to a policeman on the mall that a man with a dog was standing right by me," Wichterman says, then interjects as a side note that Kiwanis Club is having a huge garage sale. Mayor Mahaney rejoins, "Mr MacLeod, will you make sure the Kiwanis Club gets an invoice for all this free advertising?" 7:59 � Mention of a new Community Visioning Committee, formed to help get a consensus from citizens about the direction Cape May should take. To offer input, visit www. capemaycity.com and click the Community Visioning Survey link by June 1. 8:02 � Mayor Mahaney advises that the city is in receipt of a $450,000 open spaces grant from Governor Christie. This Continued On Page 22 ? Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Page 21 The Ultimate Cape May Food & Drink Chart What you need to know about the food and the vibe A CA MIA 524 Washington Street Mall (609) 884-6661, www.acamia.com ALEATHEA'S 7 Ocean Street, (609) 884-5555, Ext. 226 www.innofcapemay.com AVALON COFFEE 7 Gurney Street, Cape May, 898-8088, www.avaloncoffeecompany.com AxELSSON'S BLUE CLAW 991 Ocean Drive, (609) 884-5878 blueclawrestaurant.com A lovely spot on Cape May's Washington Street Mall. Fine food of northern Italy & world-class people-watching! This fine restaurant is now open for the season! They serve breakfast and dinner daily and lunch on the weekends. The Cape May location is now open on the weekends. They have great sandwiches as well as great coffee. Fine dining near the harbor. Elegant dining room, cozy fireplace, and the classic Clipper Ship Pub. Meals served Price range of entr�es Bar or BYOB? Should I book? Food for kids? Other details L, D $10-$30 Cards: V, MC, AE, D $15-$45 Cards: V, MC, AE, D $3-$8 Cards: V, MC, AE, D $24-$30 Cards: V, MC, D BYOB YES YES u H B, L, D FULL BAR u b YES YES H U B, L N/A NO YES H u b D FULL BAR YES YES H u b BACKSTREET 600 Park Boulevard, West Cape May 884-7660, backstreetcapemaynj.com BELLA VIDA CAF� 406 N. Broadway, (609) 884-6322 www.bellavidacafe.com BIG WAVE BURRITOS 1400 Texas Avenue, Cape May (609) 898-To Go THE BLACK DUCK 1 Sunset Boulevard, (609) 898-0100 blackduckonsunset.com Downhome cooking and a really friendly, laidback vibe are what you'll find in this gem of a place. Awesome nightly specials! "The local caf� with a wholesome aroma" is what they call it... and that's how we describe it. Very apt! An awesome burrito eatery with a beachy, oh-so-casual vibe and excellent food - great smoothies, too! A chic interior and stylish food, but the ambience is anything but pretentious. Modern American cuisine. B, D $13-$29 Cards: V, MC, AE $5-$25 Cards: V, MC, D BYOB YES YES H u B, L BYOB NO YES H U u b L, D $2-$8 BYOB NO YES H u b D $15-$28 Cards: V, MC BYOB YES NO H u b THE BLUE PIG TAVERN 251 Beach Avenue, (609) 884-8422 congresshall.com BOILER ROOM 251 Beach Avenue in Congress Hall (609) 884-8421 BROWN ROOM 251 Beach Avenue in Congress Hall (609) 884-8421 CABANAS 429 Beach Avenue, (609) 884-4800 cabanasonthebeach.com Congress Hall's restaurant is better than ever, serving classic tavern food with a twist or two along the way. The coolest hot spot in town. The Boiler Room is where it's at for a cocktail and the music to dance it off. Cape May's living room is just the ticket when you want to relax with a beverage and great food. It's always warm and friendly in this lively beachfront bar that features some of the best live bands around. B, L, D $12-$36 Cards: V, MC, AE, D Cards: V, MC, AE, D FULL BAR YES YES H u Cocktails FULL BAR NO NO Cocktails Cards: V,MC,AE,D $8-$25 Cards: V, MC, AE, D FULL BAR u NO NO L, D FULL BAR b YES YES H KEY u Onsite parking b Handicap accessible H Takeout available U Dog-friendly patio in season Page 22 Inside Scoop On City Hall ? From Page 20 will be used to cultivate the open space that runs most of the length of Lafayette Street, allowing for the creation of a recreation area. 8:05 � More water tank talk. 8:07 � Paul Johnston returns to the podium and inquires how much it cost the city (and thus the taxpayers) in their failed attempt to put him out of business (he owns The Cove restaurant). The council is quiet before Attorny Monzo advises Johnston to submit a request to the Clerk's office through the Open Records Act (or OPRA). Johnston remarks that the judge described the city's case as "misguided, ill-advised and in bad faith" before leaving the podium. 8:10 � Linda steenrod returns to the podium and inquires after the institution of sign ordinance (we have one) and whether it's being enforced (loosely). steenrod recently tripped over an A-frame sign, and she understood that they're not allowed. City Manager MacLeod explains that a permit is required for these signs, and if there's a particular establishment with a sign, he will check on their permits. She also wants to know why the city is always picking on dogs on the mall, but not skateboarders or bicyclists. Council member terri swain agrees, and mentions that Swain's Ace Hardware is a dog-friendly establishment. Wednesday, May 25, 2011 ments are "not about the historic Beach Theater." We can't help noticed haas' voice resembles a certain NPR radio personality. He explains that the Convention Hall construction has created problems for pedestrians crossing the street, and proposes the erection of two chain-link fences and perhaps a bit of community art. He then says that the city should make it more noticeable on the website about Cape May's historic designation. Mayor Mahaney explains that more fencing will be erected and a police officer will be stationed at this area to help with street crossings. 8:15 - The meeting is adjourned, and the members of the public still in attendance shuffle out the door while the council prepares to meet and discuss the Beach Theatre. Your correspondents then headed to The Brown Room for our customary postcouncil aperitifs and to gossip even more shamelessly than we do in this column. A word to our readers: we noticed the same members of the audience kept returning to the podium during the public portion, perhaps because there were only 12 people in attendance. We suggest you stop by the next meeting (that's 1pm on June 8). You'll at least enjoy some Kiwanis Club jokes. 8:12 � Bernie haas returns to the stand, again reminding the council that his com- Seaside Cheese Co. A sheep's milk cheese from italy has an intense flavor that is great in pasta & sauces. PEcORinO PEPAtO 600 PARK BOULEVARD WEST CAPE MAY � 884-8700 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Page 23 The Ultimate Cape May Food & Drink Chart What you need to know about the food and the vibe CAPE MAY WINERY 711 Townbank Road, (609) 884-1169 capemaywinery.com CAPE ORIENT 315 Ocean Street, (609) 898-0088 capeorient.com CARRIAGE HOUSE 1048 Washington Street, Pysick Estate Cape May, (609) 884-5404 COPPER FISH 416 Broadway, West Cape May (609) 898-1555 CUCINA ROSA 301 Washington Street Mall (609) 898-9800 www.cucinarosa.com C-VIEW INN Texas Avenue & Washington Cape May (609) 884-4712 DEPOT MARKET CAF� 409 Elmira Street, Cape May (609) 884-8030 THE EBBITT ROOM 25 Jackson Street, (609) 884-5700 virginiahotel.com ELLA'S 326 Carpenter's Lane, Cape May (609) 884-3350 ELLIE'S BAKERY 301 North Broadway, West Cape May (609) 884-4007 FISH AND FANCY 2406 Bayshore Road, Villas (609) 886-8760, www.fishandfancy.com 410 BANK STREET 410 Bank Street (609) 884-2127, www.410bankstreet.com Meals served Price range of entr�es Bar or BYOB? Should I book? Food for kids? Other details This beautiful winery is open daily from 12-5pm. Make a reservation to tour the winery on Saturdays at 3pm. Great food every time, whether you are looking for Chinese, Thai or sushi. Service is superb, too. The Carriage House offers everything from hearty wraps, salads, quiche and paninis to classic teas. Chef Geoff Johnson's popular Copper Fish is under new management, at a new site � Broadway and Sunset. Nicely located at the beginning of the mall, this Italian restaurant is a mustvisit. Simply superb food. A locals' favorite, the oldest and friendliest tavern in town with great wings, excellent pub fare and cold beer. New owners Chris and Lisa Shriver are keeping the old favorites at this locals joint AND adding new specials. With the remarkable cooking of chef Lucas Manteca, there's even more reason than usual to visit. Sublime concoctions. To-go food without the guilt. Smoothies, parfaits, the freshest fruit and green salads, and outstanding sandwiches. A from-scratch, small-batch bakery that uses only real, fresh ingredients in all their decadent baked goods. Superb seafood however you like it � fried, broiled, grilled, blackened or saut�ed. That's choice for you. Great salads, too! After 25 years, it's still one of Cape May's finest restaurants, serving food that's as brilliant and creative as ever. Winery $5-$27 Cards: V, MC, AE, D $12-$19 Cards: V, MC, AE, D $12-$19 V, MC, AE, D $24-$32 Cards: V, MC, AE, D $12-$29 Cards: V, MC, AE, D $4-$18 Cards: V, MC u b WINERY N/A NO H U u b BYOB YES YES L, D H u b L BYOB YES YES u b BYOB YES YES D H b D BYOB YES YES H u L, D FULL BAR NO YES H u b B, L, D $6-$14 BYOB NO YES H U D $26-$33 V, MC, AE, D u BAR YES NO B, L $4-$7 N/A NO YES H u H ub H u Bakery $1-$30 Cards: V, MC $5-$19 N/A NO YES L, D Cards: V, MC, AE, D $25-$37 BYOB YES YES D Cards: V, MC, AE, D BYOB YES YES KEY u Onsite parking b Handicap accessible H Takeout available U Dog-friendly patio in season Page 24 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 What They're Wearing On The Streets Of Cool Cape May Hannah Sweeten, 15, student, Cape May. Shirt from Aeropostale, jeans from Delia's, sandals from Charlotte Russe. Anthony Milane, 17, bus boy, Cape May. Shirt from Monster, jeans from Bullhead, shoes, hat and belt from DC, sunglasses by Aviator. Brianna Milane, 18, student, Pennsylvania. Shirt from Aeropostale, tank top from Old Navy, jeans from YMI, sandals from Old Navy, bag from Coach, sunglasses from Chanel. Jacqui Verhauz, 27, DUI specialist, Jim Thorpe, PA. Shirt from Bonton, jeans from True Religion, sandals from J. Crew, watch from Fossil, bag from Coach, sunglasses from Vera Bradley. PHOTOGRAPHS BY DAnIEllE O'nEAl... TO ORDER COPIES, PlEASE CAll (609) 770-8479 The Exit Zero Clip Art And Fake Ad Contests Start looking through the paper... you could win a gift certificate to an advertiser! Somewhere in this paper is a fake ad! But be aware as it may be a real business in our area, but the product or service will not be real... Check closely! This Week's Prizes: henry's jewelry � celebrate cape may avalon coffee � cape fitness � fudge kitchen ContEst AnsWErs May 4 issue CLiP Art AnsWEr: Page 45 - Fish and Fancy ad fAKE Ad AnsWEr: Page 97 - Adopt a Circus Chimp pat jackson jewelers � home fashion & fun morey's piers passes (4) � all irish imports NASW PASSES (4) ContEst WinnErs May 4 issue CLiP Art WinnErs Joseph Hennighan - Joyce Marie Lloyd Judy Diedrich FAKE AD CONTEST Hidden somewhere in the paper is this ICE CREAm CONE ... Find it & enter to win! Actual Size Shown Here: CLIP ART CONTEST This Week's Prizes: WhEn You find thE AnsWEr(s)... EntEr BY onE of thEsE WAYs: 1. E-mail your name and address along with the answer to: firstname.lastname@example.org 2. Mail us your name, address, and answer on an 8.5 x 11 piece of paper to: Exit Zero Publishing, 109 Sunset Boulevard, Suite D, Cape May, NJ 08204 Entries Deadline Date: Tuesday, June 7. Draw Date: Wednesday, June 8. One entry per address or email address. Prizes will be mailed to the winners. If mailing your entry do NOT put both answers on one sheet of paper... you'll only be entered into one contest! You CAN put both answers in one email! fAKE Ad WinnErs: Lee Sullivan - Donna Will John Lehotsky Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Page 25 The Ultimate Cape May Food & Drink Chart What you need to know about the food and the vibe FRESCOS 412 Bank Street, Cape May (609) 884-0366, frescoscapemay.com GECKO'S Carpenter's Square Mall, Cape May (609) 898-7750 GODMOTHER'S Broadway & Sunset, (609) 884-4543, godmothersrestaurant.com HARBOR VIEW 954 Ocean Drive 884-5444 harborviewcapemay.com HARPOON HENRY'S Beach Drive & Browning, (609) 886-5529 www.harpoonhenrys.net From the same owners of 410 Bank Street, this restaurant wins awards for its Italian food every year for a reason. The opening of Gecko's always signals a change of season in Cape May. They serve superb southwestern food on their patio. Excellent downhome Italian food, reasonably priced and great for family dinners. Check out their early bird specials. A Key West vibe, great views of the harbor, good food and regular entertainment. Plus their deck is now open weekends! Famous for its sunsets, this spot just reopened. There's no better place to sip a cold beer while catching those last rays! Meals served Price range of entr�es Bar or BYOB? Should I book? Food for kids? Other details $18-$29 D Cards: V, MC, AE, D BYOB YES YES u H b L, D $8-$24 BYOB YES YES H u D $12-$28 BYOB YES YES H u b $6-$30 B, L, D Cards: V, MC $10-$21 BAR NO YES H U L, D Cards: V, MC, D $8-$24 BAR NO YES ub H HARRY'S Madison & Beach Avenue (609) 88-HARRY, harryscapemay.com The restaurant at the Montreal Inn was relaunched last summer, to fine reviews. Excellent family fare. u b BAR YES YES B, L, D Cards: V, MC, D, AE H u H HAWK HAVEN VINEYARD 600 S. Railroad Ave., Rio Grande (609) 846-7347, hawkhavenvineyard.com HEMINGWAY'S 1045 Beach Avenue (609) 884-5611, hemingwayscapemay.com Paradise for wine lovers, a short drive north of town. The vineyard is open daily from 12-5pm. A relaxed yet elegant island ambiance, featuring USDA Prime Steaks and classic seafood creations. Winery N/A Winery NO NO B, L, D $15-$38 Cards: V, MC, AE, D u b BAR YES YES H b H ub H ub H ub H HOT DOG TOMMY'S Jackson Street @ Beach Avenue 884-8388, www.hotdogtommys.com ISLAND GRILL 311 Mansion Street Cape May, (609) 884-0200 ITALIANO'S 600 Park Boulevard, West Cape May (609) 898-2200 JO JO MEDITERRANEAN GRILL 102 Sunset Boulevard, West Cape May (609) 884-0182, 898-1313 Looking for Hot Dog Tommy's? Just look for folks lined up down the street. This is not your average hot dog experience. The interior design and menu concoctions are similar � Caribbeaninfluenced and very, very colorful. Sometimes, only pizza will do. And Italiano are masters. They also have hoagies, salads and wraps, and offer FREE delivery. Go Meditteranean with your favorite Greek and Italian dishes - steaks, falafel, pasta, seafood, salads & more. L, D $1-5 Cash Only N/A N/A YES L, D $13-$26 Cash Only $5-$12 Cards: V, MC, AE, D $5-$15 Cards: V, MC, AE, D BYOB YES YES L, D BYOB N/A YES L,D BYOB NO YES KEY u Onsite parking b Handicap accessible H Takeout available U Dog-friendly patio in season Page 26 Chart a course for... Wednesday, May 25, 2011 5/11: Mariachi Band At El Portal In North Cape May PHOTOGRAPHS BY AlEKSEY MORYAKOv Prime Steaks � Sensational Seafood Our ing rat b le Ce Second An niv ers ar y Memorial Day Sunday May 29th 4p-7p Ernest Hemingway Look-a-Like Contest Great Music Extraordinary Prizes A Grand Time For All Food And Drink Specials: Cuban Sandwiches Conch Chowder Fried Conch Dessert Specials Our First Annual: Dawn Nemeth, Angela Lingo, Josh Nemeth Categories: Door Prizes for the first 50 people through the door after 4 Hemingway Look-a-Like (costume) (costume) Creative interpretation of the Hemingway Look Creative interpretation of a Hemingway Story (costume or poem) Alice Downey, Bin Downey 1045 Beach Avenue � 609.884.5611 www.Hemingwayscapemay.com Peckiconis Family Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Page 27 The Ultimate Cape May Food & Drink Chart What you need to know about the food and the vibe THE LOBSTER HOUSE Fisherman's Wharf, (609) 884-8296, thelobsterhouse.com LUCKY BONES 1200 Route 109, (609) 884-BONE, luckybonesgrill.com MAD BATTER 19 Jackson Street (609) 884-5970, madbatter.com MAGNOLIA ROOM 301 Howard Street, Cape May (609) 884-8409, www.chalfonte.com MARIE NICOLE'S 9510 Pacific, Wildwood Crest (609) 522-5425 www.marienicoles.com Meals served Price range of entr�es Bar or BYOB? Should I book? Food for kids? Other details Take-out, fish market, restaurant, raw bar, breakfast diner... The Lobster House has it all. A must visit while at the cape! It's a huge hit for a reason. Excellent food, great bar vibe, superb service. Gets it right every single time. The original fine dining restaurant in Cape May and still one of the best. The food is always creative. This is as old school as it gets. The Chalfonte Hotel's restaurant has had the same chefs for more than 60 years. Simply wonderful. Marie Nicole's serves modern American cuisine with a European ambiance. Late menu, desserts and cocktails. The new spot at the Marquis de Lafayette hotel. A good old-fashioned pub atmosphere on weekends. A lively nightspot with a friendly vibe, fine Mediterranean dishes, and a panoramic oceanfront view. B, L, D $5-$25 Cards: V, MC, AE, D $6-$22 Cards: V, MC, AE, D $19-$30 Cards: V, MC, AE, D $10-$34 Cards: V, MC, AE, D $19-$44 Cards: V, MC, D, AE u b BAR NO YES H H U L, D BAR For tables of eight or more u b YES b BAR YES YES B, L, D H u B, D BAR YES YES D BAR YES NO u b b MARQ'S PUB & RESTAURANT 501 Beach Avenue (609) 884-3500 MARTINI BEACH 429 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-1925 B, D $4-$22 Cards: V, MC, AE $15-$30 Cards: V, MC, D, AE BAR NO YES D BAR YES NO MERION INN 106 Decatur Street (609) 884-8363, merion inn.com The dim, amber lighting, dark wooden bar, period fittings and classy staff give a special ambience. D BAR Cards: V, MC, D, AE u b BAR YES YES H U MONTREAL LIQUOR STORE Beach Ave and Madison, Cape May (609) 884-6114 Grab a bottle of your favorite vino on your way to a BYOB, or st ock up on beer and spirits for your next party. Spirits $5-$25 Cards: V, MC, AE, D u b Liquor Store NO NO H u b OCEAN VIEW Beach & Grant Avenues (609) 884-3772 oceanviewrestaurant.com OLD GRANGE 723 Seashore Road, Cape May (609) 884-0114 PETER SHIELDS 1301 Beach Avenue, (609) 884-9090 www.petershieldsinn.com A large and very reliable menu. Classic diner food, and very reasonably priced. A locals' favorite. Renowned Philadelphia chef Tony Clark has taken over the kitchen, making this an exciting addition to the restaurant scene. The Georgian revival mansion is magnificent and the modern American menu matches it all the way. B, L, D $9-$30 Cards: V, MC, AE, D Please call for details. $22-$39 Cards: V, MC, D BYOB NO YES H u b D BYOB YES YES D BYOB NO NO H KEY u Onsite parking b Handicap accessible H Takeout available U Dog-friendly patio in season Page 28 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 5/14: Pre-Prom Party Hosted By The Hineline Family Katie Smith, Carly Crisanti, Sarah Peck, Kelly�Jo Gillin-Schwartz, Brian Canchola, Dan Castellucci, Taylor Vendetta, Frank Hineline PHOTOGRAPHS BY AlEKSEY MORYAKOv... TO ORDER COPIES, PlEASE CAll (609) 770-8479 Harbor View restaurant, bar & Marina Open Thursday thru Sunday for Lunch & Dinner � Breakfast on Saturday & Sunday MeMoRial Day WeekenD Great Band lineup including The ChaTTeR BanD on Monday, May 30 3-7pm Enjoy Sushi on our Deck! 954 Ocean Drive, cape May � 609-884-5444 Between the G a r d e n S tat e P a r k way & w i l dwo o d C r e S t o n the B ay at h a r Bo r V i e w M a r i na Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Page 29 The Ultimate Cape May Food & Drink Chart What you need to know about the food and the vibe THE PILOT HOUSE 142 Decatur Street(609) 884-3449 www.pilothousecapemay.com THE PILOT HOUSE 142 Decatur Street(609) 884-3449 www.pilothousecapemay.com RIO STATION 3505 Route 9 SouthRio Grande (609) 889-2000 RUSTY NAIL 205 Beach Avenue, Cape May 884-0017 � www.beachshack.com THE SEA SHANTY 711 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 898-6015 � seashantycapemay.com SEASIDE CHEESE COMPANY 600 Park Blvd, (609) 884-8700 www.seasidecheesecapemay.com TISHA'S 318 Washington Street Mall (609) 884-9119, tishasfinedining.com THE UGLY MUG 426 Washington Street Mall Cape May (609) 884-3459 UNCLE BILL'S PANCAKE HOUSE Beach Avenue & Perry Street Cape May (609) 884-7199 UNION PARK Beach Avenue & Howard, (609) 884-8811, www.unionparkdiningroom.com VINCENZO'S LITTLE ITALY II 3704 Bayshore Road, North Cape May (609) 889-6610 WASHINGTON INN 801 Washington Avenue (609) 884-5697 www.washingtoninn.com ZOE'S 715 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-1233 Meals served Price range of entr�es Bar or BYOB? Should I book? Food for kids? Other details A classic pub and restaurant offering good burgers, excellent comfort good and an authentic ambience. A classic pub and restaurant offering good burgers, excellent comfort good and an authentic ambience. While all around it has changed, the Rio is still serving excellent food with old-style, friendly service. Coldest beer and coolest vibe in town. The iconic Rusty Nail is the place to be for an iconic Cape May experience. Fresh seafood for eat-in or take out. Open every day from 11:30 am-10 pm. Check out their daily specials! A huge plus for the area when it opened, and this place continues to delight with gourmet treats. This local favorite moved from Convention Hall to the mall, at the former site of Stumpo's. Now open daily. A Cape May legend, and even better now that they've put those wonderful booths in there - such a treat. Reliably-excellent food � there is a reason why people wait... excellent breakfasts. Open daily. Elegant dining in a classic old hotel, and the food is magnificent and inventive. One of the best in the area. If you want to bring the family for a fine and fun Italian meal, look no further than here! The kids will love it. Superb gourmet food, and a bar to get your night off on the right foot. Amazing wine list. Be sure to visit on weekends. Zoe's has large portions at affordable prices. And they have a great dog-friendly patio! L, D $15-$25 Cards: V, MC, AE, D $15-$25 Cards: V, MC, AE, D $13-$29 Cards: V, MC, AE, D $10-$19 Cards: V, MC, AE, D $8-$20 Cards: V, MC, AE, D $4-$12 Cards: V, MC, AE, D $18-$35 Cards: V, MC, AE, D $12-$25 Cards: V, MC, AE, D $4-$9 $18-$35 Cards: V, MC, AE $8-$20 Cards: V, MC, AE, D $18-$34 Cards: V, MC, AE, D BAR YES YES H H u b L, D BAR YES YES L, D BAR YES YES H u b B, L, D BAR YES YES H u b L, D BYOB NO YES H b L, D N/A N/A YES H b b B, L, D BYOB YES YES L, D BAR NO YES H u b B, L BYOB NO YES H H u b D BYOB YES YES L, D BYOB YES YES H u b D BAR YES YES H b B, L $4-$12 BYOB NO YES H U KEY u Onsite parking b Handicap accessible H Takeout available U Dog-friendly patio in season Page 30 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 5/14: Pre-Prom Party Hosted By The Hineline Family PHOTOGRAPHS BY AlEKSEY MORYAKOv Robin Drechen, Amanda Peck, Ellen Smith, Jeannette Peck Dori Nagel, Diane Castellucci, Bethany Castellucci, Morgan Patro 609-884-4800 At the corner of Beach Ave. & Decatur Street www.CabanasOnTheBeach.com www.facebook.com/CabanasOnTheBeach Megan and Chris Gillin�Schwartz Wednesday, May 25, 2011 GetMoreEZ 5/16/11 2:03 PM Page 1 Page 31 PHOTOGRAPH BY DAnIEllE O'nEAl MANDARIN SALMON � RIO CLAMS CASINO � AWARD-WINNING WINE LIST � DONNIE'S BRUCHETTA � HOMEMADE MOZZARELLA STICKS � 41 BURGER TOPPINGS Announcing Cape May's Employee Of The Week � BLACK'N JACK STRIP � WORLD FAMOUS CRAB CAKES � DAN'S MARGUARITA � BEST PRIME RIB IN THE UNIVERSE � STATION STEAMERS � STELLA ARTOIS � GREGGY FRIES � BUILD YOUR OWN GRILLED CHICKEN SANDWICH � You don't always get what you pay for... � Sometimes you get more! � Acres of free parking, amazing homemade food & no sticker shock when you see your bill name: Joanna Hamilton Workplace: Massage therapist at Accent On Beauty Age: I'm 24. hometown: I'm from, and still live in, North Cape May. how long have you worked here? I started as a receptionist for a year, then took a year off when I had my baby, and have been back for six months now as a massage therapist. Best thing about the job? Making people feel better, or making them feel good if they feel bad � just helping people in general. What do you recommend here? A nice long massage, of course! But a great pedicure is always nice, and we give the best haircuts. What's your othEr dream job? I don't have one, because I'm already doing it. favorite thing about Cape May? The summer, for sure. Of course, once summer is actually here, that answer changes to "the winter." Interview by Kate Chadwick WAnT TO nOMInATE An EMPlOYEE Of THE WEEK? EMAIl KATE@ExITzERO.uS. AMERICAN STEAK & SEAFOOD HOUSE Featuring Hand-cut Steaks, Fresh Local Seafood, & International Beers-on-tap Grande Center Shopping Mall � Rio Grande, NJ 609-889-2000 � TAMI TEA � THE BEST OF CINCINNATI BLACKENING Page 32 Southern Italian, Seafood & Steaks, Pasta, Veal & Chicken Wednesday, May 25, 2011 The Exit Zero Random Gift Certificate Giveaway ODMOTHERS Dinner from 5pm Wednesday thru Thursday Early BirD SpEcialS Only $16.95 Serving a complete italian Dinner Menu! available 5:00-5:30 Broadway & Sunset ~ 884-4543 Ocean View FAMILY RESTAURANT Open everydAy � 7am-9pm Try Our MINI MEALS Available Monday-Thursday EVERY week our photographer Danielle O'Neal roams the streets of Cape May on a mission... to give away a $50 gift certificate to spend at a local business. But it's not quite THAT easy � first, the lucky recipient has to answer three questions related to our issue theme, which this week is all about ice cream. This week's winner is Erin toomey, 28, a monitor technician from Middletown, New Jersey. We found Erin and her companion strolling along the Washington Street Mall. Here are her answers to our piercing questions: How many licks does it take to eat an ice cream cone? 20? How many flavors does Baskin Robbins have? 31 Would you rather have ice cream or cake? Cake! Erin wins a $50 gift certificate to Cucina Rosa for answering our questions. Congratulations and enjoy! PHOTOGRAPH BY DAnIEllE O'nEAl � Beach Avenue & Grant Street, Cape May 884-3772 � www.oceanviewrestaurant.com Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Page 33 ROUCHO Marx said, "Outside of a dog, man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." That Groucho, he knew a thing or two. Women would be wise to understand the relationship between men and their dogs. I coveted a dog my whole life, but various reasons kept me from getting one for years. Without question, the shelter puppy I finally adopted was my best buddy. We did everything together, went everywhere together, and he became an expert in picking up women (helped by the leash my sister got him, embroidered with the announcement, "My dad is single.") We enjoyed 14 years together before cancer claimed him, and I wouldn't trade a single boring evening in front of the TV with my faithful furry pal snoring loudly at my feet. Some say dogs offer unconditional love, but I'm reasonably certain that the conditions of that love are the three Ts: treats, toys, and tummy rubs. Still, my dog is the happy face staring at me in the morning, the wagging tail at the door when G Everett Chance wines and dines Cape May's single ladies May, and when she did she wouldn't stay at my house, only at the lovely but no-dogsallowed Virginia Hotel, so I drove to her a lot. The puppy loved her place: the big yard, the abundance of squirrels, the soft carpets. But he acted like a puppy: he left nose prints on the windows, he tracked grass clippings inside, he left hair on the floor, and one night, left alone in the laundry room while we went out, he chewed on an old rug. No big deal, she said, but he wasn't welcome there anymore. So, she demanded I choose. The woman, or the dog? Keep seeing her, knowing the puppy wasn't part of the relationship? Or pick stray dog hairs from my dinner for one? It wasn't a difficult decision. Drop by Cape May's dog park on any given weekend morning and you'll find lots of guys reveling in the joy of their hounds. There's nothing we like more than living vicariously through our canines. And while we love women, trying to come between a man and his dog can be a relationship killer. You might be the woman we love, but you'll never be a man's best friend. Chance Meetings I come home at night, the sounding board who always listens to me, and my reason for getting off the couch on some bad days. There's certainly room in my life for a woman in addition to my dog, but not in place of him. That was Nancy's mistake. We began dating a few months after I adopted a new puppy. She's from Chester County, so seeing her meant taking the dog along or dropping him at the kennel. She rarely visited Cape Page 34 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 "We have been enjoying your excellent hospitality since the beginning. The food is always the best!" - The Goodwins 5/21: An All Local Food And Wine Experience At Hawk Haven Vineyard PHOTOGRAPHS BY SAnDY MAlOnEY Dinner Nightly from 5pm � Lunch Daily from 11:30 Breakfast Saturday & Sunday from 8am Breakfast will be served this Friday and Monday as well! Todd and Kenna Wuerker 322 Washington Street Mall, Cape May (609) 884-9119 � www.tishasfinedining.com Todd and Kenna Wuerker, Carlos Barroz, Lucas Manteca Serving Dinner from 5pm Wednesday thru Monday Early Bird Specials $19.95 from 5:00-5:30 1 Sunset Boulevard, West Cape May Dennis and Diane Tolson (609) 898-0100 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Page 35 T Winery tours, wine tastings, art auctions and great music � don't miss a very special evening! will be unveiled on the Big Night, and all juried work will be on sale at live and silent auctions. The live auction will be hosted by Jack Wright, Exit Zero Editor/Publisher. A limited-edition Politics of Food Art Poster will be the Cape May Forum's gift to you. As if all this weren't enough, you can dance to the sounds of the Bob Campanell Band on the winery's newly opened terrace and fire pit, overlooking the vineyards. Cape May Forum � Chautauqua at the Shore (CMF) is a non-profit organization founded in 2009 as a consortium of the region's organizations and individuals. CMF provides an annual forum where creative and inspiring artists, speakers, events and courses are presented to further enhance the Cape May experience for residents and visitors alike. CMF aims to attract more visitors to Cape May by integrating and showcasing the existing cultural, artistic, and educational aspects of the community. For reservations and tickets, call 609770-2626, email email@example.com, or visit www.capemayforum.org. Cape May Forum's Big Night HE Cape May Forum � Chautauqua at the Shore extends an invitation to the Cape May County community and its visitors for a special evening celebrating the launch of its 2011 program. Cape May Forum's Big Night will be held at the Cape May Winery, 711 Town Bank Road, on Saturday, June 4 at 7pm. Tickets are now on sale by phone and on the CMF web site. All proceeds from this evening benefit the fall program, "Guess What's Coming for Dinner? - The Politics of Food in the 21st Century." The June 4 rundown of activities will guarantee you a big night in a special setting. You can tour the Cape May Winery, one of the area's top tourist attractions. Guests will have the opportunity to explore the winery with Toby Craig, proprietor, on one of two tours that evening. Visitors can also sample the wine bar. The vineyard has grown over the past two decades to produce some of South Jersey's most distinguished wines. Blended wines, both dry and sweet, really hit the mark, and are a specialty there. Guests will also enjoy a delicious variety of hors d'oeuvres as only the Washington Inn can serve them. There will also be an art auction at the event. Did you know the Cape May Forum has been running a New Jersey-wide poster competition? The winner of the contest Uncle Bill's & FAMILY RESTAURANT open Daily!! Enjoy breakfast or lunch on our new outside patio! BEACH AVENUE & PERRY STREET, CAPE MAY (609) 884-7199 Page 36 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Page 37 715 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-1233 www.zoescapemay.com HOMEMADE IS OUR MIDDLE NAME The column where anonymous gasbags have their say! PLEASE tell me how to make No No from Cabanas say yes yes! � Dan, West Cape May *** ICE cream... what a silly treat... eating frozen liquid from cows! � Cape May *** ICE cream, frozen custard, gelato, sorbet... How many names for ice cream do you really need? � Exit Zero *** SOMETIMES I get brain freeze from eating ice cream too fast. Other times I get it from nothing at all! � Cape May *** WHY is there only a Dairy Queen and not a Dairy King? � Erma *** ONE time I was getting ice cream at FRIENDLY'S and the server was mean to me... how ironic! � Cape May *** MY WIFE is always hogging the H�agen-Dazs! � Villas *** I ASKED my girlfriend to get me an ice-cream sandwich... she came back with vanilla on rye! � Cape May *** WHAT is the real difference between vanilla and French vanilla? � Cape May *** WHEN you see Russell from Swain's this week, keep asking him what his favorite flavor of ice cream is... he likes that. � Jackson Street *** WHEN is someone going to Spouty-Offy BEACHFRONT EATERY oPeN DAIly * Full Breakfast Menu make some beer-flavored ice cream? - West Cape May *** I SCREAMED for ice cream... and then my mom told me to shut up and stop screaming. � Cape May *** ROCKY Road does not sound like it would be a good flavor of ice cream but trust me, it is! � Cape May *** SOMETIMES I get brain freeze from eating ice cream too fast. Other times I get it from nothing at all! � Cape May [Spouty Offy Editor's Note: I think you have brain freeze right now because you have already Spouty Offyed about this earlier!] *** I'M YOUR ice cream man baby, stop me when I'm passin' by. See now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy. � D.L. Roth, Van Halen *** RONALD Reagan proclaimed July as National Ice Cream month and the third Sunday in July as National Ice Cream Day. What a great president he was! Got the Berlin Wall torn down AND created ice cream month and day. � Cape May Homemade Muffins, Pancakes & Omelettes * Lunch and Dinner - Our Own Roasted Turkey & Roast Beef Cape May's Largest Cheese Steaks & Hoagies Vegetarians, Enjoy Our Homemade Veggie Burgers * Entire Menu Available for Take-Out H�AGeN-DAZS Ice creAM * Patio Dining/Pet Friendly... BYOD The Old Grange Restaurant award winning Tony Clark comes home to the Old Grange! EaRly biRd SpECialS fROM 4 TO 6pM Unique dining Tuesday thru Thrusday 6 to 10pm friday and Saturday from 6 to 11pm byOb Old Grange by Tony Clark at Histor ic Cold Spr ing Village 735 Seashor e Road, Cape May, NJ 0820 4 R eser vations: 609-88 4-0 114 firstname.lastname@example.org Page 38 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Page 39 5/21: An All Local Food And Wine Experience At Hawk Haven Vineyard PHOTOGRAPHS BY SAnDY MAlOnEY RISTORANTE . BAKERY . GOURMET Shop. northern italian & contemporary american cuisine A CA MIA 3 Course Prix Fixe - $22.95 - 5:00-6:30pm Lunch Served Daily - Dinner Friday thru Monday Sidewalk Cafe & Children's Menu 524 washington street mall, cape may 609-884-6661 � www.acamiacapemay.com Tea by the Sea Cape May's Tea Headquarters! (609) 898-4TEA � www.teaincapemay.com 405 W. Perry Street, Cape May Brian Hager, Paul Cate Serving Dinner Friday thru Monday Buy 1 Get 1 Half Price Appetizers & Entrees! Reservations Accepted � Cash Only � Free Parking � Catering Available Monday BOGO Special Joe and Kathleen Lonergan Joyce and Douglas Jewell, Ben and Bobbie Greenwood 311 Mansion Street � (609) 884-0200 Page 40 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 5/21: An All Local Food And Wine Experience At Hawk Haven Vineyard Susan and Dave Trevor Lord Jeremy and Marcy Edwards PHOTOGRAPHS BY SAnDY MAlOnEY... TO ORDER COPIES, PlEASE CAll (609) 770-8479 Serving Dinner from 5pm Thursday thru Sunday Breakfast Saturday & Sunday Freshest Ingredients - Fantastic Specials Friendly Atmosphere - Reservations Recommended 600 Park Boulevard, West Cape May � (609) 884-7660 � www.backstreetcapemaynj.com Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Page 41 I A new column by Knickerbocker and the Southern Belle Colorful fish Kabobs 45 minutes 2 lbs assorted fish (swordfish and tuna or salmon), cut in chunks 3 assorted peppers (red, yellow and/or orange), cut into squares Marinade: � cup olive oil 1 fresh orange, juice plus grated rind 1 large clove garlic, minced 1 tsp fresh ginger, grated 2 tbsp flat leaf parsley, chopped 1 tsp crushed chili flakes (optional) fresh ground pepper To make the marinade, put the ingredients in a glass or ceramic bowl and whisk. Place the fish chunks in the bowl and marinate in a cool place for 20 minutes. Remove the fish and toss the pepper squares in the marinade to coat. Thread the fish and peppers on to six oiled wood or metal skewers. Grill kabobs for 5-8 minutes on medium heat, turning once. Grilled Asparagus rafts 20 minutes 2 tbsp olive oil salt and pepper 1 tsp balsamic vinegar one large bunch of asparagus, medium-thick stalks are best. Break off the tough ends of the asparagus. In a large bowl, combine the first three ingredients and add the asparagus. Marinate for 10 minutes. Thread about six asparagus spears on two skewers to make little `rafts' � one through the tops of the spears below the tips, and one through the lower ends. Grill for about four minutes. Have a happy Memorial Day weekend! Cape May Cooks T'S THE official start of summer, and in newly re-populated kitchens all over Cape May, families are wondering � what do we have to eat here that tastes good and doesn't take forever to prepare? As wonderful as Cape May restaurants are, we can't eat out all the time! Exit Zero, as always, has some answers for you in this new weekly column penned by two local cooks. Don't expect Martha Stewart � who has time for all that? We'll give you delicious recipes using fresh local and seasonal ingredients, easily prepared in most kitchens � full-time resident or not. Sometimes we'll suggest a complete meal. Other weeks we'll feature a theme. Mostly we hope to encourage yet another form of healthy fun in cool, culinary Cape May. Happy eating! This is a grill-centric menu, so you'll need one of those. We'll plan on serving six people. Here's an appetizer for your first-of-the-summer party: Grilled Clams 15 minutes 36 littleneck clams butter sauce (optional) 2 sticks unsalted butter juice of 1 lemon 2 tbsp chopped parsley Heat the grill to medium high. Wash the clams to remove sand and dirt. Place the clams directly on grates of the grill and close lid. The clams will open in 6-10 minutes, depending on the fire. Remove with long tongs � the shells are very hot � and serve individually or arrange them on a platter. If your grill has a separate gas burner, combine the butter, lemon juice and parsley in a shallow pan and melt. If not, prepare on the stove. Now for your entr�e and vegetable: LUNCH � DINNER EAT IN or TAKE OUT Tacos � Burritos � Smoothies & Much More... Friday, Saturday & Sunday � 11am-9pm Spring Hours FREE WI-FI Located across from the C-View in Cape May 609-898-To-Go � FREE DELIVERY Page 42 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 5/21: An All Local Food And Wine Experience At Hawk Haven Vineyard The Triner family Lori Smith, Jason Plum, Carli Smith Frank and Kathy, John and Gloria Kucher Mary Miller, Alberto Guerrero, Mara Miller Lucas, Deanna Cosmo and Barbara Giovinazzi, Vince Leonetti PHOTOGRAPHS BY SAnDY MAlOnEY... TO ORDER COPIES, PlEASE CAll (609) 770-8479 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Page 43 Page 44 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 5/21: An All Local Food And Wine Experience At Hawk Haven Vineyard Carlos Barroz Mike and Norma Muscella, Bryan and Ann Marie Kelleher Matt Rutter PHOTOGRAPHS BY SAnDY MAlOnEY... TO ORDER COPIES, PlEASE CAll (609) 770-8479 "Best of the Shore" Philadelphia Magazine "Best of the Shore" South Jersey Magazine DINNER FROM 5pM 3 course $30 pre-Fixe Available Anytime Late Menu, Desserts and Cocktails $25 Wine List Available anytime Wine Spectator "Award of Excellence" Since 2005 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Page 45 5/21: An All Local Food And Wine Experience At Hawk Haven Vineyard PHOTOGRAPHS BY SAnDY MAlOnEY Washington Inn the wine bar wine flights share plates relaxed atmosphere $1 Oysters until 7 pm & Sonna and Paul Pockelmann, Rich Gerber, Marie and VInce Leonetti, Ellen Chialastri Kerry Celepija, Sarah Squire, Kathleen Rutherford The Washington Inn and The Wine Bar are now open Nightly! the wine bar 801 Washington Street Cape May, NJ 08204 609-884-5697 reservations accepted Chrissy, Bill, Merrie, Kristen, Dave and Sue Page 46 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Page 47 D Ah, those good old Cape May days... by Jackson D'Catur All was going well. The lights were dimming, the valves were crackling and static electricity was making the hairs on my head stand on end. The blame for what happened next was not mine, I stress, even if my hand was the one that turned the large, red dial marked "Intensit�t" (those Germans...) from "hoch" (high) to "l�cherlich Hohe" (ridiculously high). I mean, who puts that on a dial if it's not meant to be used? I recall a high-pitched scream, everything went very bright, then there was what can only be described as an explosion of glass, metal and taste. A shimmering glitter coated every surface of the room, smelling most wonderful. I had no choice but to touch a finger to my tongue, and could see everyone else doing so too. Doctors later said that only I stumbled out of that basement, raving about tasting God. The others had all suffered exploded heads, and army bulldozers had to fill in the site and concrete it over for fear of contamination. My tongue, sadly, was unsalvageable, and I now wear an ivory replica in its place. The Old Fogey ID you know Cape May is the birthplace of ice cream? Perhaps you did: you are an erudite lot, known for your taste, elegance and certain peculiar sexual habits. But no more of that: did you also know that our city was where the most powerful, most flavorful ice cream ever made was created? Of course you didn't, for only one man survived that day to tell the tale, and he paid such a terrible price that the details will horrify you further down this very page. I remember it like yesterday (when it was really more than half a century ago): the boardwalk was thick with people slurping on cones. I thought I saw on some faces a certain ennui, a boredom with the humble ice cream, and knew then that it was time to up the ante. So I locked myself away with the world's top ice creamiers, who also counted among their number some of the world's foremost German rocket scientists. I was never able to work out why, other than the speculation that sweating in searing hot bunkers below a rocket's exhaust cause a chap to lust for the very best frozen treats. And that is also why rockets are the same shape as ice cream cones � an homage to the refreshment. Anyways, we realized that the pinnacle of ice cream evolution would be to pack the flavor and creaminess of 100 regular ice creams into the one cone. Well, those rocket scientists devised a machine of fiendish complexity and frightening size, where helmeted and masked technicians shoveled fresh ice cream into a pressure chamber. Definitely not just your grandmother's tearoom! Sure, you'll find tasty tea sandwiches, freshly-baked scones and teabreads served with clotted cream, and that traditional, elegant service that you associate with fine dining. But there is so much more to The Carriage House. In addition to our traditional Tea Luncheon and Afternoon Tea, The Carriage House offers hearty fare from the caf� menu, plus homemade soups, and hearty wholesome entr�e salads that fill you up while still letting you feel virtuous for eating a salad. NEW CAFE MENU... Quiche of the Day � Wraps Panini of the Day � Entr�e Salads So try it today, and bring grandmom along, too.... She'll love you for it! Carriage House at the Physick Estate Operated by the Mid-Atlantic Center for the Arts & Humanities (MAC) The For reservations ... 609-884-5111 Here's more to like.... 10% OFF Just tell your server you saw this ad! 1048 Washington St., Cape May, NJ � 609-884-5404 PLENTY OF FREE PARKING Page 48 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 5/21: An All Local Food And Wine Experience At Hawk Haven Vineyard Robert Worth, Richard Rutherford Gil Chapman, Lisa Phillips Diane, Dane Zalewski Trevor, Deanna JP, Lynsie PHOTOGRAPHS BY SAnDY MAlOnEY... TO ORDER COPIES, PlEASE CAll (609) 770-8479 mediterranean Jo Jo Restaurant pasta � seafood italian � greek � mediterranean steaks � ribs � falafel quesadillas � salads appetizers � desserts Visit us on Facebook: JoJo capemay mediterranean 102 sunset boulevard, west cape may 609-884-0182 � 609-898-1313 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Page 49 5/7: Kentucky Derby Party At The Corinthian Yacht Club PHOTOGRAPHS BY AlEKSEY MORYAKOv Whipped Creamy Fudge Premium Chocolates Saltwater Taffy Hand Dipped Ice Cream Emily Delicious Confections for All Occasions! The Most Delicious Fudge You'll Ever Enjoy! Shelley, Lisa, and Chrissy Stop In and Try a Sample. Check Us Out on Facebook! facebook.com/theoriginalfudgekitchen We Mail Anywhere in The World! call 1-800-23-fUDGe Shop online at: www.FudgeKitchens.com Open Every Day in Cape May on The Washington Street Mall & on The Promenade Emily Joyce, Kris McBurney, and Shelley McShane Page 50 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 FIBER ARTS YARN SHOP 315 Ocean Street, Cape May Washington Commons Cape May, NJ 08204 609-898-8080 www.yarnsRus.net 5/7: Kentucky Derby Party At The Corinthian Yacht Club PHOTOGRAPHS BY DAnIEllE O'nEAl Learn to KNIT or CROCHET every day @ 1 pm YARN, PATTERNS, BUTTONS and ACCESSORIES PLUS the KNITTING MACHINES, SPINNING WHEELS FREE Classes are Back! WE ARE.... ....HOT DOGS and MashedPotatoes and CrunchySalads and FrozenRootBeer and...... Open 7 Days and Free Parking The Italian Garden ALL ItALIA, ALL IMports Sandy Thomson, Cookie Wilson, Lindsay Clarkson, Patti Santelle, and Gerrit Schulze New Fragrances Have Arrived! (609) 884-2300 � 510 Carpenter's Lane, Cape May On Jackson Street at Beach (609) 884-8388 hotdogtommys.com FrEsH sEaFOOd aNd MOrE Eat In or Take Out 11:30am-10pm Every Day Lobster Rolls � Crab Cake Sandwiches Whole Belly Ipswich Clams � Cape May Scallops Fresh Grilled Salads and Fish Sandwiches Kelly Clarkson, Brandy White, and Chris Hey Check Out Our Daily Specials! 711 Beach avenue, Cape May (609) 898-6015 & (609) 224-7055 www.seashantycapemay.com SuBjeCt to avaILIBILIty � We aCCept CRedIt CaRdS Nancy, Nancy, Betty, and Anne Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Page 51 Page 52 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 The Spiritual Healers of Cape May Tap into the depth of your soul. Tarot Card Medium Palm Readings Crystal Readings Reiki Healings 5/7: Kentucky Derby Party At The Corinthian Yacht Club PHOTOGRAPHS BY DAnIEllE O'nEAl Know the meaning and possibilities of your life with a Tarot Card Medium. Connect your mind, body and soul. Feel the peace and be stress free with a Reiki session and holistic herbs. Call 609-898-7 752 for an appointment Vintage Cape May Beach Tags 1977 through 1980 Contact Mary @ 856.404.5189 WanTeD Mary Joe and Al Johnson, Judy and Jack Lord Out-of-this-world Bath Products Matt Fox, Bill Caracci and Maria Curry monkey farts Experience our newest scent! Banana, coconut and lime (no monkey by-products, really) Available in sugar scrub, bath salts and soap. 526 Washington Street Mall, Cape May, NJ 08204 866-400-SOAP � www.aplaceonearth.com Bob Herzog, Linda Stuempfig, Marie Stuard, Jody Cathrall, Joan Schaeffner, and Gloria Holstrup Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Page 53 Page 54 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Page 55 HE internet is an amazing tool. It can also be an amazing waste of time. Thanks to the web, I know that my friend Todd had Cheerios for breakfast; Carla is, like, totally over her boyfriend; and Samantha can't fit into last summer's jeans...OMG! Many of us adopt an online persona. Some folks communicate their mood only via song lyric: "Yesterday, I was a blue jean baby. Today I'm free, free falling." Some people are chronic here-is-what-I'm-eating-now posters: "Awesome Blue Moon Pizza!!" I'm guilty of it too. I post nonsense online more than I'd like to admit. Yesterday it was my favorite Popeye quote. We live in a world that encourages us to update 600 of our closest pals on every passing whim in 140 characters or less. Maybe this is why we think our voices are so important, and why online restaurant reviews are so popular. We're convinced our opinions matter, so everybody's a critic. I've perused some of the reviews that have been written about my service. T The life and times of a waitress in Cool Cape May... by Molly Stone The point is, enough with the virtual complaining already. Just because there is a forum for every little gripe doesn't mean we should all take advantage of it. I think a little more LOLing and a little less FMLing would do us all good. And I'm not alone. A study conducted at Kent State University in 2008 found that students made to write letters of gratitude over a six-week period reported feeling more satisfied with their lives. Dr Steven Toepfer, who conducted the study, believes that positive, non-whiny writing can increase immune system function and reduce symptoms of depression. I think we should all give it a shot (yes, an actual shot, Mr Foodie57, not a body shot). If you don't roast me online, I won't tweet about your bad tip. I'll serve your whole fish with a side of gratitude if you suck back that refill with a splash of appreciation. But if you still insist on blogging about every stinking complaint, I have just one request. OMG, guys, at least watch your grammar. Customer Service Guests have complained on websites like TripAdvisor and OpenTable that I run around the dining room like it's on fire (I wouldn't have to run, dear guests, if you didn't suck down refills like YOU were on fire.); that I'm so young I look like I should be doing body shots in a college bar instead of serving shots of amuse-bouche in a fine dining room (body shots? Well, I've never! Okay, maybe once. But it was spring break.); and that I too proudly announce to my tables that our whole fish comes with its head intact (if I don't get this point across, Grandma Connie on table two will most surely, when she notices her dinner's got eyeballs, have MY head). Quality, Handcrafted, U.S. Made Birdhouses, Feeders, Baths, Butterfly, Bat and Purple Martin Houses, Hummingbird Feeders, Yard Art & Decor, Iron Poles, Chimes, Natural Insect Repellents (No Deet), Soy Candles & More 100's Signature Design! The "Must-Have" jewelry item for Cape May locals and loyal visitors. The "ORIGINAL " Cape May DestinationTM Bracelet Cape May's Landmark Jeweler Since 1972 407 Washington St. Mall Cape May, NJ 08204 � 609.884.0334 Cape May's HENRY'S Exclusively at: Chattel House Village � 109 Sunset Blvd., West Cape May, NJ 08204 (609) 898-8871 � www.birdhouseofcapemay.com Hours: Open 10am-5pm (Closed Tues. & Wed.) � Open Year Round We Ship Anywhere � Bringing Nature Closer to Your Home Since 1995 Henry's Is Also Your Exclusive Cape May Headquarters for: Page 56 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 WA T E R F R O N T G R I L L on the boardwalk at the Cape May Terminal � � � � Opendailyfrom11am Freeentertainment Greatfood VisitourGiftShop& TerminalFoodCourt! Great Water Views � Hassle-Free Parking 1200LincolnBoulevard NorthCapeMay 800.643.3779�cmlf.com Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Page 57 The finest things from the shops of this charmed city... by Kate Chadwick Ice Cream Must Haves Reese's Waffle Bowl From Dairy Queen Everyone has their own favorite DQ treat, and holy cow � there sure are plenty to choose from. But here at Exit Zero Global Headquarters, we're partial to the magnificent Reese's Waffle Bowl, with vanilla ice cream, hot fudge, and chunks of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, served up in a waffle bowl. Yum. 320 Washington Street, 609-884-0421, www.dairyqueen.com. Zoku Quick Pop Maker From Love The Cook Ingenuity, thy name is Zoku. This little beauty will take any juice, yogurt, nuts � even your favorite wine or spirits � anything with sugar in it, and transform it into a popsicle in a mere NINETY SECONDS. Think of the possibilities for children's parties � and grown up ones too! $49.99. 404 Washington Street, 609-884-9292, www. lovethecook.com. Dipped Cones From Ben & Jerry's To many ice cream aficionados, there is ice cream, and then there is Ben & Jerry's. So why eat the cr�me de la cr�me of ice creams on any old cone? Check out their new line of chocolate-dipped waffle cones, with plain chocolate, peanuts, colored jimmies or multi-colored (when you're looking for that party vibe). 414 Washington Street, 609884-3040, www.benjerry.com. Black And White Custard Cone From Kohr's You don't get to stay in business for 90-plus years unless you seriously know what you're doing, and at The Original Kohrs Brothers Frozen Custard, they know what they're doing. Especially when you consider that their custard's got all the taste of premium ice cream with the calories of yogurt. 512 Washington Street, 609-884-8610, www.kohrbros.com. Root Beer Float From Dellas Nothing like a good old-fashioned soda fountain, and nothing like a scoop of vanilla ice cream floating around in some root beer. At Dellas you'll find such treats as thick milkshakes, floats and egg creams. So pull up a stool, get a nice fresh lunch on the cheap, and treat yourself to a sweet dessert. 501-503 Washington Street, 609-8844568, www.dellas5and10.com. Ice Cream Bowls From Cape May Wicker Keep this in mind as a great summertime hostess gift! Four colorful ice cream bowls, conveniently packed in this charming little paint can from our neighbors at Cape May Wicker. Bright sunny colors of blue, green, pink and yellow, in unbreakable melanine. Break out the spoons and a gallon of your favorite ice cream and you're good to go. $15.10. 203 Sunset Boulevard, 609-884-1849. Page 58 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 5/7: Kentucky Derby Party At The Corinthian Yacht Club Chrissy and Kelly Barry and Nancy Betty and Heather PHOTOGRAPHS BY DAnIEllE O'nEAl... TO ORDER COPIES, PlEASE CAll (609) 770-8479 Shamrock and trinity knot Wedding Tiara. Cape May Sports Memorabilia LOCATED IN CAPE MAY AT ANTIQUES EMPORIA 405 W. PERRY STREET Cape Winds Debbie & Mike Downes Florist & Gift Shop Large selection of high quality vintage sports cards & memorabilia at reasonable prices. � Current Stars, Hall of Famers and Rookies � � Certified Autographed Items � � Vintage Yearbooks, Programs and Publications � 401 Lafayette Street, Cape May � (609) 884-4484 All IrIsh Imports cape MaY & EXIT 0 cHarMs Phone: 609-898-3332 email: SprtsCardsRus@aol.com www.capemaysportsmemorabilia.com 860 Broadway (Broadway & Stimpson Lane) West Cape May NJ 08204 609-884-1865 � 609-884-2602 Fax email: email@example.com www.capemayflowers.com Perfect for Cape May Lovers! in Sterling Silver & 14k Gold! Available Exclusively at... patricia jackson jewelers 414 Bank Street, Cape May � (609) 884-0323 www.patjacksonjewelers.com � Open Fri., Sat. & Mon. 11-6; Sunday 12-5 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Page 59 The Answer Lady HE Answer Lady invites inquiries from gentle readers on all manners of relationship quandaries, matters of the heart and ethics. If you'd like to send a query, write to firstname.lastname@example.org. dear Answer Lady i have a crush on someone completely inappropriate. i'm involved, she's involved. there's a race difference, a religious difference, an age difference, even a class difference. Cape May is too small for me to avoid her altogether, and we work together in the same restaurant, so we run into each other at all the time. how do i snap out of this? � Crushing Dear Crushing The Answer Lady's immediate reaction is to instruct you to tell your crush-ee that you perceive a "class difference" between you; your crush will come to a screeching halt as she hands you your own severed head on a platter. Crushes are tough, especially when they're on someone with whom we have no chance, although none of the factors you named are necessarily insur- T Wise answers to perplexing questions mountable. (Now opposing sexual orientations, that would be insurmountable.) But crushes can be endured, even conquered, if one is determined. Limiting the amount of time you spend with the crush-ee is a no-brainer, but the Answer Lady will say it anyway, because sometimes we lose our minds in Crushville. The quickest way to get over it is to find someone else to "crush on," but the Answer Lady advises against it here, since you are "involved." So, try to train yourself to think of this person in the most negative possible terms. It's easy to have a crush when you're dazzled by them at their best, all dolled up on a Friday night (this is why everyone looks good at the Boiler Room, though beer goggles may be a factor). Replace these with thoughts of her incoherent and vomiting at the end of that Friday night. Or sick and sniveling on the couch with three days of unwashed hair and a runny nose, or reaming out a hapless waiter because she's had a bad day. People show us what they want us to see, especially if they're aware of and flattered by your crush. Keep your wits about you, and let it run its annoying course. dear Answer Lady i met a girl at happy hour last week. We exchanged numbers, and she said to text her next time i'm out and we'd get together. Well, i've texted her three times and she always has an excuse. What's going on here? � dexter the texter Dear Dexter She doesn't want to see you and doesn't have the cojones to tell you, dear. Lose her number. Home of Cape May's Store � Gallery � Global hq Exit Zero Line of Tees, Sweats, Hats, Bags Cape Mayniac Line of Tees, Sweats, Hats, Bags 109 Sunset Blvd [across from Shell Gas] Open DAILY FROM 10am-5pm (609) 770-8479 � www.exitzero.us Coolest Souvenirs Show your Cape May pride! Car Magnets - $4.75 Originals & Perfect Prints Art The First Resort - $34.95 The May/June Color Issue of Exit Zero is in! Only $4.95 Our beautiful coffee table book is a great read and makes a fine gift! Other Books We've Published... Tommy's Folly Victorian Wonderland River Run to the Sea A Wild Ride Ghost Books The 2011 edition of COOL CAPE MAy is Here! Only $15 Page 62 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 5/7: Kentucky Derby Party At The Corinthian Yacht Club PHOTOGRAPHS BY DAnIEllE O'nEAl Sue Marker, Carol List, and Kris McBurney Darla Logue, Karen and Al Faraldo Ben and Debbie Wolf, and Charlie Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Page 63 A stunning new coffee table book about the remarkable story of The Chalfonte Hotel Exit Zero Publishing is proud to announce the publication of a wonderful new Cape May book. THE CHALFONTE is a 256-page, full-color hardcover book packed with beautiful photographs and great stories. Book signing parties featuring author Karen Fox and artists whose paintings are included in the book are being held all summer at The Chalfonte... go along to experience this unique Cape May hotel, and enjoy the book that's sure to be a local best-seller! Sunday May 29 Book launch party! Signing of The Chalfonte with author Karen Fox 2 to 4 pm at the hotel's King Edward Bar Sunday June 19 Art reception featuring the art work of Lou Riccio and book signing with author Karen Fox 2 to 4 pm The Magnolia Room (wine, cheese, appetizers) WedneSday June 29 Book signing with author Karen Fox 4 pm to 6pm at the hotel's King Edward Bar Sunday July 3 Art reception featuring the art work of Penelope Chiusano and book signing with author Karen Fox 2 to 4 pm The Magnolia Room (wine, cheese, appetizers) Sunday July 24 Book signing with author Karen Fox 4 pm to 6pm at the hotel's King Edward Bar Sunday auguSt 7 Art reception featuring the art work of Marie Natale and book signing with author Karen Fox 2 to 4 pm The Magnolia Room (wine, cheese, appetizers) Or buy it online at chalfonte.com Page 64 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 203 SunSet Blvd. West Cape May (609) 884-1849 & 1930 route 9 ClerMont (609) 624-3031 "North Cape�" outdoor wicker and wicker bedroom furniture. Also, candles, seasonal decorations, cushions, souvenirs. four Piece White Wicker Seating Group and Cushions. your choice of many fabrics. $199 Be sure to visit their other fun store too! Home FasHion and Fun 109 SunSet Boulevard, WeSt Cape May � (609) 884-5330 Beach and nautical d�cor and gifts. Fun one of a kind items, and unique children's toys. Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Page 65 The Exit Zero Guide To Shopping In Cool Cape May ACROSS THE WAy 304 Washington Street Cape May (609) 884-4199 www.acrossthewaycapemay.com Stop in here for an exciting collection of furniture and home decor including quirky clocks, whimsical lawn chairs, books and games that will get you thinking, and top-quality lamps and fixtures to make every room a bit brighter. CAPE mAy WICKER 203 Sunset Boulevard West Cape May (609) 884-1849 No visit to Cape May is complete without a stop at the shopper's paradise known as Cape May Wicker. Spruce up your house inside and out with one visit. Furniture, lamps, whimsical signs, candles and much, much more, at great prices. Cape Winds Florist is family-owned and has more than 30 years of experience. They always go the extra mile to make their floral gifts perfect. Offering beautiful, elaborate floral arrangements plus prompt, friendly service. Cool, contemporary casual clothing is what you'll find in this hip boutique. Twenty-eight years in the same location doesn't happen by accident - shop at Caroline and get ready for "where did you get that?" ALL IRISH ImPORTS 401 Lafayette Street Cape May (609) 884-4484 www.allirishimports.com They carry T-shirts, hand-knit fishermen's sweaters, pewter, Waterford crystal, Belleek, jewelry, perfume and even biscuits and kilts. Make sure you ask about their ladies capes, hats and scarves, including cabbie caps. CAPE WINDS FLORIST 860 Broadway West Cape May (609) 884-1865 www.capemayflowers.com ANDREW'S LTD 325 Washington Street Mall Cape May (609) 898-7755 Visit Andrew's for a beautiful collection of estate jewelry and an eclectic mixture of antiques and collectibles that will appeal to all age groups. Look out for antique watches, hand-colored photographs and sparkling glassware. Put the fresh and fun back into bath time with a visit to A Place On Earth. Sublime soaps,, salts, scrubs, sprays and lotions, all made by hand with natural ingredients and organic botanicals. Smell yummy at A Place On Earth. caroline boutique Carpenter's Lane between Jackson and Decatur Cape May (609) 884-5055 A PLACE ON EARTH 526 Washington Street Mall Cape May 866-400-SOAP www.aplaceon earth.com CELEBRATE CAPE mAy Ocean Avenue and Washington Street Cape May (609) 884-9035 They specialize in "one-stop shopping" Looking for fleeces, embroidered T-shirts or cardigans? What about postcards, personalized magnets, keychains, postcards and hermit crabs? Look no further, friends. ARTISANS ALCOvE 523 Lafayette Street Cape May (609) 898-0202 www.artisansalcove.com When shopping for jewelry, why not opt for a piece that carries a bit of history with it? Artisans Alcove boasts a great selection of Art Deco, Victorian, Edwardian and Modern jewelry, so whatever your tastes, you'll leave satisfied. cohwen's ink emporium 1210 Bayshore Road, Villas (609) 886-7767 www.cohwensinkemporium.com If you're looking for a professional tattoo artist or piercer, look no further than Cohwen's Ink Emporium. Cohwen Allen has been specializing in his trade for over 17 years - visit him and his talented staff today. antiques emporia 405 West Perry Street Cape May (609) 898-3332 There is always a great selection of Americana, furniture, costume jewelry, watches, clocks, vintage postcards, magazines and more. Pick up some vintage jewelry to top off an outfit. The stock is always changing, so stop in often. DESATNICK'S WINDOW FASHIONS Cape May (609) 884-2545 www.desatnicks.com This family-owned and operated business offers the final accessory for every room: window treatments. They carry all kinds of blinds and shades as well as elegant drapes. The styles and variety offered by DeSatnick's is beyond compare. Every visitor in Cape May has a few friends or loved ones back home. Why not stop by and get them a keepsake? Donna's carries a wide selection of cards and gifts like their Himalayan salt lamps, which cast a warm, soothing glow. bay springs alpacas 542 New England Road Cape May (609) 884-0563 www.bayspringsalpacas.com This charming 10-acre farm is great for a family visit. Come and meet the alpacas, see how alpaca fiber is spun into yarn, then pick up a sweater, scarf, blanket or hat made from it. Treat your feet to ultra-comfortable alpaca socks. An extensive selection of bird houses, from Victorian and Colonial styles to urban and eclectic designs. They also offer scented wax pottery, Wind and Willow mixes, home decor and garden accents. DONNA'S HALLmARK 401 Washington Street Cape May (609) 884-0555 bird house of cape may 109 Sunset Boulevard West Cape May (609) 898-8871 www.birdhouseofcapemay.com EXIT ZERO 109 Sunset Boulevard Cape May (609) 770-8479 www.exitzero.us The coolest Cape May souvenirs, a superb selection of local-interest books, designer T-shirts and bags, artwork, and an unrivaled collection of historic Cape May prints. Wear the Exit Zero logo with pride. CAPE mAy BIRD OBSERvATORy 701 East Lake Drive Cape May Point (609) 884-2736 www.birdcapemay.org Everything a nature lover could want � from field guides, binoculars and scopes to clothing and books. They stock the best selection of binoculars in the area in all price ranges. Featuring beautiful Charley Harper merchandise. The hand-picked deals and old-fashioned service at this store keeps customers coming back. Your source for everything linen, from aprons, sheets and tablecloths to curtains and linen by the yard. FIBER ARTS yARN SHOP 315 Ocean Street, Cape May Washington Commons (609) 898-8080 www.yarnsrus.net Knitting is quickly proving to be the cool new hobby for every generation. Fiber Arts have the tools and experience to get a novice started and the goods to supply an expert. Don't miss their knitting classes. cape may linen outlet 110 Park Boulevard West Cape May (609) 884-3630 www.capemaylinen.com CAPE mAy SPORTS mEmORABILIA 405 West Perry Street Cape May email: SprtsCardsRus@aol.com www.capemaysportsmemorabilia.com flying fish 130 Park Boulevard West Cape May (609) 884-2760 www.theflyingfishstudio.com Owner Sue Lotozo hand-makes (and designs) a great collection of cool, off-beat shirts. You will find original, funky, retro designs on high-quality apparel, including a collection of T-shirts that celebrate local beaches. This fine art gallery is as charming as the center city district in which it resides. It introduces new artists and art lovers to the beauty of Cape May. Art education and interactive online technology are a key focus. Everything for the sports lover � especially if you've got a particular allegiance to teams in NJ or PA. Vintage baseball cards, programs, team sets, framed items and signed baseballs and bats - the perfect place for a seasoned or new collector. gail pierson gallery 658 Washington Street Cape May (609) 884-2585 www.gailpiersongallery.com Page 66 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 The Exit Zero Guide To Shopping In Cool Cape May glitter girl 106 Liberty Way, Washington Street Mall Cape May (609) 884-5733 Here's a fun new shop for the glamour girl residing in all of us. Whether it's a tiara, a feather boa, a fancy hat, or just some fun accessories, Glitter Girl has got you covered. SPLASH 513 Carpenters Lane Cape May (609) 846-7100 A showplace for local handicrafts like woodwork, stained glass, pottery and prints, Splash also features several cases packed to bursting with glittering jewelry, and the largest collection of local sea glass on the island. Swain's Ace Hardware have everything you need to furnish, finish or refurbish your home. They also carry bath and cleaning products, paint, tools and hardware. It's the friendliest, most helpful hardware store! good scents 327 Carpenter's Lane Cape May (609) 884-0014 www.sensia.com You'll smell the sweet mix of candles and incense from the sidewalk. Good Scents also carry lanterns, jewelry, stationery, books and gifts to delight your senses. Check out their wide selection of jazz and world music CDs. SWAIN'S 305 Jackson Street Cape May (609) 884-8578 HENRy'S FINE jEWELRy 407 Washington Street Mall Cape May (609) 884-0334 Henry's, Cape May's landmark jewelers, carry the Original Cape May Destination Bracelet plus a huge selection of jewelry throughout the store, including selections from Pandora Jewelry. THE EXIT ZERO STORE 109 Sunset Boulevard Cape May (609) 770-8479 www.exitzero.us These were two space to fill in this chart so we decided to mput out store in here again because we have lots of inventory and bills to pay! Plus, our awesome annual guide book, Cool cape May, just arrived and is available for only $15 at our store. Thirty-plus years at the shore means these folks know what they're doing. Their friendly, well-trained staff will help you find the perfect shades for your face and your budget. italian garden 510 Carpenter's Lane Cape May (609) 884-2300 Fine Italian exports, including the largest selection of L'Erbolario, a botanical skincare and fragrance line, in the US. Look for the Alviero Martini designer "World Map" handbags and Murano glass jewelry. sunglass menagerie 107 Liberty Way, Cape May O the Washington Street Mall (609) 884-8844 www.sunglassforyou.com KATE'S FLOWER SHOP 600 Park Boulevard West Cape May (609) 884-6181 www.katesflowershop.com Strangely enough, they sell flowers! But Kate and her staff dispense more than just beautiful floral arrangements. They also give advice on things like philosophy, good books and other stimulating subjects. TEA By THE SEA 405 West Perry Street Cape May (609) 898-4TEA www.teaincapemay.com Few things liven up a dreary day or smooth out a hectic one quite like a hot cuppa. No matter how you take it, tea is good for whatever ails you. Tea by the Sea also offer delicious cobbler and scone mixes, and you can choose from 12 flavors. mADAmE'S PORT 311 Washington Street Mall Cape May (609) 884-5858 Entering Madame's Port is like stumbling into a treasure trove at an exotic trading post. Be sure to check out their collection of trade signs (featuring mermaids and whales), wall art and beautifully crafted wooden watches. THE TOy SHOP OF CAPE mAy 510 Washington Street Mall Cape May (609) 884-0442 For a selection of well-made toys that will take you back to your childhood while delighting the kids, stop in here. Check out their Sale Wall of Toys where you can find some great bargains! mARy ANN'S jEWELRy 511 Washington Street Mall Cape May (609) 898-8786 The smallest shop on the mall, but it's packed with beautiful things � Rolex watches, pearls, sapphires, porcelain vases, cut-glass and pocket watches. Stunning estate and new jewelry, with a large selection of diamonds. victorious 251 Beach Avenue in Congress Hall Cape May (609) 898-1777 www.victoriousantiques.com An outstanding selection of interior furnishings, gorgeous handbags and fine jewelry awaits you at Victorious, where they specialize in antique and estate pieces. Shop Victorious and prepare to be dazzled. original fudge kitchen 513 Washington Street Mall and 728 Beach Avenue Cape May 800-23-FUDGE www.fudgekitchens.com PAT jACKSON jEWELERS 414 Bank Street Cape May (609) 884-0323 www.patjacksonjewelers.com Chances are good you won't get past the front door without trying a piece of something delicious at this Cape May institution. Now is the time to think of getting some sweets for your sweet! wanderlust 609 Jefferson Street Cape May (609) 884-0488 Tropical island + rustic shop = Wanderlust. Seaside chic is the name of the game in this cool shop, packed with beachy, fun home furnishings. since the 1970s and has had her shop since the 1980s. You won't find anything synthetic or treated � just satisfaction. Try a twist on the seashell souvenir with an 18k gold scallop-shell bracelet. west end garage 484 West Perry Street Cape May (609) 770-8261 www.thewestendgarage.com A hip new addition to shopping on the island, West End Garage has all the feel of an upscale flea market in NYC or Philly right in downtown Cape May. Whether you prefer art, antiques, jewelry, or all of the above, don't miss this spot. PINK 33 Perry Street Cape May (609) 898-1113 The hippest haven for fashionistas in the know, you'll find all your favorites here - right-this-minute clothes, shoes and accessories. From casual jeans to knocktheir-socks-off dressy dresses, visit Pink and get dressed. Now entering its fifth year, SOMA is dedicated to promoting and showcasing exciting regional talent as well as local emerging and mid-career artists. Great art in a cool setting. WHALE'S TALE 312 Washington Street Mall Cape May (609) 884-4808 www.whaletalecapemay.com Everywhere you look, something catches your eye � playing cards shaped like dog bones or fish, hand-tooled leather journals, Sailor's Valentine's and sterling silver baby rattles. It's a browser's paradise. SOmA 31 Perry Street in Carpenter's Square Mall Cape May (609) 898-7488 www.somagallery.net ZOO COmPANy 421 Washington Street Mall Cape May (609) 884-8181 For all the young and young-at-heart, this cute toy store is filled with the fluffiest, most colorful stuff you can imagine. If your little one is looking for the hottest item � from Webkinz to Silly Bandz � you'll find it here. Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Page 67 SOMA NewArt GALLERY presents GaLLeRY one HARRIETT SOSSON "Portals" Collage and Painting "SAVE THE DATE" (Collage, 11x14") exhibit extended to June 19th GaLLeRY tWo jO-ANNE ECHEvARRIA-myERS "Uncontrollableurges" mixed media "WAVE OF DIFFERENCE" (Mixed Media, 41x36") Exhibition Continues April 30 - june 1, 2011 Gallery Hours: Thursday-Monday 10AM to 6PM, Friday and Saturday to 9PM Upcoming Exhibition - June 3 to July 31st - Gallery 3 - GREG BENNETT - Recent Landscape Paintings SOMA NewArt GALLERY 31 Perry Street, Cape May | 609.898.7488 | www.somagallery.net Page 68 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 5/7: Ava Archibald's First Birthday Party In Erma Minnie Mouse, Ava David Biondi, Diane McCullough Trae, Christina and Jim Walls PHOTOGRAPHS BY AlEKSEY MORYAKOv... TO ORDER COPIES, PlEASE CAll (609) 770-8479 Estate Jewelry � Antiques � Collectibles We Buy Gold & Silver! Open Sunday thru Friday 10am-5pm � Saturday 10am-9pm 325 Washington street Mall 609-898-7755 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Page 69 5/7: Ava Archibald's First Birthday Party In Erma PHOTOGRAPHS BY AlEKSEY MORYAKOv Kristin, Ava, Tom Ava Archibald Amanda, Ava, Shaine Page 70 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Looking for a Special Gift? Shop in our farm store and check out our great selection of alpaca apparel and accessories: sweaters, capes, hats & scarves, socks, throws, & yarn from the farm. LCMR Athlete Of The Week: Becca Holden Bay Springs Farm Alpacas Store Hours: Saturday & Sunday 10-4PM Bay Springs Farm 542 New England Rd. Cape May, NJ 08204 (near Higbee Beach) Ph. 609-884-0563 Life feels better when you wear alpaca, the touch of elegance for every day. Now also at West End Garage! www.BaySpringsAlpacas.com CAPE MAY � 609.898.1777 in the Congress Hall Hotel Voted 1st place in the 'Best at the Shore' for Wedding Rings - My Fox Philly FOLLOW US ON at "Victorious Pink" for printable coupons, specials and new merchandise JUNIOR Rebecca Holden has been tearing it up on the softball field, anchoring the team behind the plate as starting catcher. Last week, she led the team with a home run, giving the Tigers the goahead run in their victory versus league rival, Mainland. The Fishing Creek native started playing softball in 3rd grade as an outfielder, but due to her short attention span, she became a permanent catcher for the team in 4th grade. Since then she has been the starting varsity catcher since her freshman year in high school. The daughter of Sharon and Michael Holden, Rebecca is the second eldest of four children. "I like to hit home runs when we play at home, that way I can dedicate it to my mother," said Holden. Holden, also a field hockey goalie, has fully committed herself to playing Division I field hockey at Rutgers University in the fall of 2012. Although she won't be playing softball at the college level, she says that "being a catcher for softball and a goalie for field hockey are almost one in the same." Her success on the softball field will undoubtedly carry over to her field hockey games this the fall. PHOTO AnD STORY BY Aj MCfADDEn � Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Page 71 5/7: Ava Archibald's First Birthday Party In Erma PHOTOGRAPHS BY AlEKSEY MORYAKOv Kelly, Tom, Ava, Lori, Audra Marie LoMonaco, Gina Cardaci, Sarah Curnell, Ashley Curnell Body Jewelry & Gift Certificates Available Pop, Gram, Linda, Greg, Phyllis, Ava, Tom, Kristin, Tom Sr., Nancy, Beep, Pop Page 72 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 5/7: Ava Archibald's First Birthday Party In Erma Nana and Ava Archibald Kelly, David Lori, Audra PHOTOGRAPHS BY AlEKSEY MORYAKOv... TO ORDER COPIES, PlEASE CAll (609) 770-8479 719 Broadway West Cape May 609 . 884 . 0020 9810 3rd Avenue Stone Harbor 609 . 368 . 3355 NOW OPEN! BIG SALE! Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Page 73 5/7: Ava Archibald's First Birthday Party In Erma PHOTOGRAPHS BY AlEKSEY MORYAKOv THE WEDDING SHOPPE (609) 884-6181 600 Park Boulevard West Cape May www.katesflowershop.com Beachy Invitations, Favors, Tiaras, Veils, Jewelry, Sand Sets, Accessories your neighborhood florist for 27 years! family Discount for all Uniformed Services The Beach Wedding Experts Catherine J. Walton ~ Certified Bridal Consultant WEDDING PLANNING BEACH CEREMONY RENTALS Chairs, Arbor, Feather Banners Sand Pouring Ceremonies SAND POuR uNITY SETS 6 designs 14 sand colors The Birthday Girl Join our team! Apply Now! 107 Liberty Way � Cape May, NJ Washington Street Mall (609) 884-8844 Stone Harbor � Ocean City � Beach Haven Ship Bottom � Surf City, NJ www.weddings-bythesea.com 139 Broadway, West Cape May 609-884-7900 � Open All Year The Heart, Soul & Sand of Cape May Weddings email@example.com Better put your sunglasses on first! Momma Kristen, Godmother Amanda, Great Aunt Marge, Great Grandmother Gram, Morgan, Maddison, Christina open Daily 10am-5pm (Fri. & Sat. til 7pm) Wait! SINCE 1972 407 Washington Street Mall, Cape May � 609-884-0334 AJ, Minnie Mouse, Shaine Cape May's Landmark Jeweler Exclusive area retailer for Pandora! Page 74 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 by ictorious 5/7: Ava Archibald's First Birthday Party In Erma PHOTOGRAPHS BY AlEKSEY MORYAKOv IN THE PINK HOUSE 33 PERRY STREET, CAPE MAY � 609.898.1113 V Gregg Cardaci, Dannica Hill, Jessica Hill Voted 2nd place in the 'Best at the Shore' for Women's Boutiques - My Fox Philly FOLLOW US ON at "Victorious Pink" for printable coupons, specials and new merchandise Godmother Amanda, Great Aunt Margie, Morgan, Maddison My Favorite Cousin, Ava, Mr Bear Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Page 75 5/10: Red Hat Luncheon At The Washington Inn Naomi McLaughlin, Mary Leinmiller Margarito Floves Walt and Florence Statkiewicz PHOTOGRAPHS BY AlEKSEY MORYAKOv... TO ORDER COPIES, PlEASE CAll (609) 770-8479 Featuring the Connie Bennett Collection. New designs for 2011! Open Daily 10am-5pm & Fri. & Sat. Evenings Whale's Tale Thursday Thru Monday 10am-5pm Splash! Page 76 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 5/10: Red Hat Luncheon At The Washington Inn Mike Hause, Dolores Catulano Ronnie McKenna, Joan Parker Betty Wieslawski, Maay Lou Verna PHOTOGRAPHS BY AlEKSEY MORYAKOv... TO ORDER COPIES, PlEASE CAll (609) 770-8479 Opening Soon NOrth ENd GaraGE a Fine antique Co-op 1400 texas ave Cape May Fully Insured Now Welcoming dealers! Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Page 77 Fun for the Kids... and grownups too! 5/10: Red Hat Luncheon At The Washington Inn PHOTOGRAPHS BY AlEKSEY MORYAKOv Cooler than a shovel... more handy than a bucket... The Digger Sand Toy takes beach digging to a whole new level It's the one that gets the job done! Jean Clair, Anne Burrows, Cook VanCott, Cozette Gasser Toy Shop of Cape May Wildly Imaginative Toys The OPEN EVERY DAY! 510 Washington St. Mall, Cape May � (609) 884-0442 CAPE MAY LINEN OUTLET Open Every day 10-6 BlISS QUIlt Set 100% cottoN Twin - 2Pc Set $69 � Full/Queen - 3Pc Set $89 � King - 3Pc Set $109 5 Pc Window Set $39 � 50 x 60 Lap Throw $39 84 x 12" Valance $19 � 16" Sq Pillow $19 Diane Jackson, Jackie Matkowski BIG SELECTION OF BEACH TOWELS $4.00 ~ 21.00! Mabel, Mary, Janet, Mae 110 Park Blvd, West Cape May � 609.884.3630 � www.capemaylinen.com Page 78 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 5/10: Red Hat Luncheon At The Washington Inn Window Fashions NJ StAte LIC. 13VH03026600 PHOTOGRAPHS BY AlEKSEY MORYAKOv Family-owned & operated since 1973! www.desatnicks.com (609) 884-2545 happy Birthday Todd! From the Desatnick Crew Grace W., Grace B. CONTEMPORARY MaryAnn's & ESTATE JEWELRY Feature of the Week: 18 KT yellow gold necklace with 4 carats of emeralds and 4.34 carats of diamonds Engagement Rings � Estate Jewelry � Lladro � Antiques Hummels � Antique Dolls � Jewelry Repair Joan Cousins, Joyce, Peggy "Z," Pam E. WE Buy DiaMonDS, GolD & SilvEr! 511 Washington Street Mall, Cape May (next to Fudge Kitchen) ~ (609) 898-8786 Other Location: 15 N. Black Horse Pike, Runnemede ~ (856) 939-0230 Chris Gibson, Emily Hunsworth, Susan Mangarelli Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Page 79 Not Your Everyday Hallmark Shop! 5/10: Red Hat Luncheon At The Washington Inn PHOTOGRAPHS BY AlEKSEY MORYAKOv Full Line of Seaside Souvenirs, Gifts & Cards New spring items arriving daily! Warm up with Bean Pod Soy Candles & Himalayan Salt Lamps All New Willow Tree, Jim Shore, & Britto Disney Collections uNDER NEW mANAGEmENT! Open Sunday thru Thursday 10-6 Friday & Saturday 10-9 email: firstname.lastname@example.org Hello Kitty Summer Items are Here! Joan MacNamee, Francis Frizzola Stuffed Animal Super Store! Smurfs � Ugly Dolls Puppets � Cute! Open Sun-Thur 10am-6pm � Fri & Sat 10am-8pm Bess Lapsley, Joan Armstrong, Kathryn Vink, Carol Bustard Dr. Arlene Hughes Gorny Optometric Physician Sun + Sea + Surf = Sunglasses Comprehensive eye exams O Treatment of eye disease, injury and infection O Unique frames O Contact lenses Quality sun wear O Optical lab on premises Rosalie Brancato, Iean Wilsey, Marian Hornsby, Annette Myles NJ#5336 937 Columbia Avenue, Cape May O 898-0800 TO#663 Page 80 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Image: Her Garden. Watercolor pen & ink. � 2011 Peter Ehlinger. Member CMCAL. Cape May County Art League A Really Big Show! Opening Memorial Day Weekend The Gail Pierson Gallery welcomes the Cape May County Art League back for its members' juried show. And it promises to be A Really Big Show! The exhibit runs May 28 through June 27. SAve the DAte | May 28 | OPENING & ARTISTS' RECEPTION on MAY 28 @ 7-10 PM The special light and landscapes of Cape May have long inspired the region's artists. In 2011, the tradition continues. Founded in 1929, the Cape May County Art League is 82 years young. With over 140 contributing artists, the League celebrates a long and proud history. This will be the second annual hosting by the Gallery of this important show. Don't miss this community treasure! the Gail Pierson Gallery is open all year and welcomes new artists and art lovers from all over to Cape May. Gallery June hours : Daily 11 to Five. Closed tuesdays and Wednesdays. 658 Washington Street | Cape May | 609.884.2585 | gailpiersongallery.com GailPiersonGallery Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Page 81 5/14: The 32nd Annual Great Cape May Foot Race Aiden Martin, Susan Martin Diane and Dawn Specht John and Kate Hetherington PHOTOGRAPHS BY AlEKSEY MORYAKOv... TO ORDER COPIES, PlEASE CAll (609) 770-8479 If you are enjoying Terry O'Brien's Vampire City story, then pick up a signed copy of Murderoke and other Spooky Cape May Tales Pick up your copy at these fine stores: Exit Zero Store | Atlantic Books | Morey's Piers | Congress Hall Page 82 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 5/14: The 32nd Annual Great Cape May Foot Race Erik Simonsen, Vadim Strelnikov T. Ferguson, N. Connolly Lou Dwyer, Jim Doran PHOTOGRAPHS BY AlEKSEY MORYAKOv... TO ORDER COPIES, PlEASE CAll (609) 770-8479 PhOtO art brings in elements of energy, atmosphere and emotion. "One of the hottest trends in home decor is hanging photographic art, which can make a big impact without costing a lot." -- Reading eagle www.tealtide.smugmug.com Cindy Bilbao 610-621-5273 OrIGINaL PhOtOGraPhIC PrINtS Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Page 83 BIG NIGHT A GALA AND ART AUCTION AT THE CAPE MAY WINERY SATURDAY, JUNE 4, 2011 AT 7PM � � � � TourtheCapeMayWinery SampletheWineBar EnjoyDeliciousFood Bidandwin!attheThePoliticsofFoodArtAuction. Did you know the Cape May Forum has been running a New Jersey-wide poster competition? The winner will be unveiled at the BIG NIGHT. All juried work will be on sale at LIVE and SILENT auctions. The Politics of Food poster will be launched. announces its � Dance!tothesoundsoftheBobCampanellBand � TakeHomeaFreePoster FOR MORE INFORMATION, RESERVATIONS & TICKETS Cape May Forum - Chautauqua at the Shore PO Box 128 | Cape May NJ 08204 | Phone: 609-770-2626 email@example.com | www.capemayforum.org Cape May Forum - Chautauqua at the Shore (CMF), is a non-profit organization founded in 2009 as a consortium of the region's organizations and individuals. CMF provides an annual forum where creative and inspiring artists, speakers, events and courses are presented, to further enhance the Cape May experience for residents and visitors alike. Page 84 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 5/14: The 32nd Annual Great Cape May Foot Race PHOTOGRAPHS BY AlEKSEY MORYAKOv liter Girl G Calling All Girls Glitter Girl is now open and stocked with earrings, necklaces, bracelets and of course tiaras for weddings, graduation and all your glittery events 106 Liberty Way right past the Lemon Tree Restaurant in the 500 block of Washington Street Mall Joe and Maria Link, Steve and Bobbie Wanta Gliter Girl 7 DaYS a WEEK Midweek 11-4 � Weekends 10-5 Custom Sewing � Fabric by the Yard Full Line of Slipcovered Furniture (400 fabrics!) Custom-painted coastal wood furniture by Russell MacKenna and Seabrook 2 beach house "must haves!" SEABROOk CuT OuT BEDS! 30 COLORS! um, GORGEOuS!! Ashley Sullivan, Miggy Lynn, Genny Farnan, Julia Davies the store where summer NEVER ends! 609 Jefferson Street, Cape May (next to Cape May Day Spa) 609 . 884 . 0488 � FREE PARKING The Zoe's team Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Page 85 5/14: The 32nd Annual Great Cape May Foot Race PHOTOGRAPHS BY AlEKSEY MORYAKOv June 13, Visit Exit Zero on Facebook... Y could have some fun and possibly win some great prizes ou Check Out Our Website too! www.exitzero.us The Vogel Boys www.facebook.com/Ex itZeroPublishing CAPE ISLAND BIKES Ed McDevitt, Joey, Emma, Mary rental bike sale saturday, May 28 sunday, May 29 Monday, May 30 11am-4pm � Cash only bike sale Len, Coleen, Patti, Marcia, Pete, Ken, and Linda 135 Sunset Boulevard, West Cape May 609-898-7368 � 609-884-8011 Page 86 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 None of that generic nonsense you see in other papers... a puzzle just for "Exit Zero"! By Jon Roth SO YOU love crosswords? Great. Sit down, get a cup (or glass) of your favorite beverage, relax and enjoy this puzzle. The answers to the crossword are all related to this week's issue. Our theme this week: ice cream. The solution can be found on the front page of our website, www.exitzero.us. ACross 2. This frozen treat contains no dairy or egg ingredients and pairs perfectly with frozen custard. 3. Marco Polo allegedly brought the recipe for this fruit-based iced snack back to the West. It's often used as a palate cleanser. 7. This is the perfect flavor for when you can't pick just one 9. You could have ice cream in a bowl or a cone, but if it's on a stick, you have this. 12. The ideal marriage of ice cream and soda, you can get a great one at A&W. 15. Whether rainbow or chocolate, no sundae is complete without these. Some people call them `jimmies.' 17. A scoop of ice cream is fine, but one of these, heaped with all the fixings, is divine. 18. This ice cream offering is popular with couples and simians. OK, we're only guessing on the second part. 20. Despite its name, this dessert did not originate in Mexico. 22. This is a chocolate ice cream flavor with nuts and marshmallows, or a good way to describe Broadway and Grant Street. The Cape May Crossword 23. Consult our Must Haves on page 57 to see a Reese's waffle bowl sundae from this establishment. 25. Sugar cones might be pretty popular nowadays, but legend has it the first ice cream cone was made from one of these. doWn 1. This was the first individually packaged ice cream cone you could store in your freezer. 4. These two lifelong friends got their start with a correspondence course at the Penn State Creamery. 5. Created by flash freezing ice cream with liquid nitrogren, this is called `The Ice Cream of the Future.' 6. The best dessert you can consume with straw. Unless you order it triple thick, in which case you'd better break out the spoon. 8. In Italy, they refer to ice cream as this. 10. These sundae toppers are first soaked in brine, then in simple sugar and food coloring. There is also a green, mint- Individually packaged and ready to eat... 1 Down. flavored variety. 11. When the Romans began making ice cream, they had to haul snow and ice from this mountain range. 13. Once this ice cream parlor had 31 flavors, one for every day of the month. Now they claim they've invented 1,000. 14. You'll often hear this Scott Joplin tune tinkling when the ice cream truck rolls down the street. 16. Don't be fooled by the color, this green ice cream is actually a particularly nutty flavor. 18. Eating ice cream too fast makes the blood vessels on the roof of your mouth dilate, causing one of these sudden headaches. 19. This is a square, foil-wrapped ice cream bar and a region of the Yukon. 21. Its name is actually a misnomer - this topping is really just warm, thick syrup. 24. He was the city-burning emperor who had his subjects cart blocks of ice to Rome to sate his dessert desires. Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Page 87 5/14: The 32nd Annual Great Cape May Foot Race Bill Deni, Joe Wardach Kurt Kuhlman, Susan McGrann Mary Stewart, Diane Flanegan PHOTOGRAPHS BY AlEKSEY MORYAKOv... TO ORDER COPIES, PlEASE CAll (609) 770-8479 ESTATE JEWELERS Specializing in: We Buy: Gold Estate Jewelry Diamonds Coins Appraisals Engagement Rings Vintage Jewelry Jewelry Repair (609) 898-0202 523 Lafayette Street, Cape May � www.artisansalcove.com Page 88 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Page 89 5/14: The 32nd Annual Great Cape May Foot Race PHOTOGRAPHS BY AlEKSEY MORYAKOv yoga @ 305 Beach Ave. Sat. - 8 & 9am Sunday at 9am Carolinn Pocher Woody, Doreen Talley, John Cooke, Teresa Henry 305 Beach Avenue, Cape May & 600 Park Blvd., West Cape May The May/June Color Issue of Exit Zero is Here! Charles Hackett, Blake Breen, Michelle Breen Get your copy before they are all gone! only $4.95 at The exit Zero Store 109 Sunset Boulevard Cape May Phone: (609) 770-8479 www.exitzero.us Alison Pomykacz, Kelly Belasco, Joanna Lacivita Page 90 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 tHE DoggIE NANNy Forget to tell your pets they are staying home? Better call The Doggie Nanny! Petsitting for All pets! In Your home! Pet Transportation too! (to the groomer or vet) 5/14: The 32nd Annual Great Cape May Foot Race PHOTOGRAPHS BY AlEKSEY MORYAKOv References Available Insured & Bonded Sandra, Mindy and Robert McNicholas 609-675-6384 � email:firstname.lastname@example.org MICHELLE KIERNAN "life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans" -- John Lennon Live it! 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T CO P EN N EL AN D � M IL I LV Funded by the NJ Urban Enterprise Zone Program LE L VI Page 92 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 The Southern Mansion 720 Washington Street, Cape May � (609) 884-7171 Take a personalized tour through the largest and most elaborate mansion in Cape May, featuring stunning rooms, amazing restorations and an indepth history. TourS are DaiLy aT 12 aND 1 pM Tickets available at the door perfect for weddings and corporate retreats, The Southern Mansion is the only aaa 4 star award accommodation in Cape May! "Not to be missed!" - NY times www.southernmansion.com Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Page 93 HERE is a line in the Ernest Hemingway short story, "Hills Like White Elephants," that captures the bittersweet feeling of Memorial Day weekend: "Everything tastes of licorice. Especially all the things you've waited so long for." We've certainly waited long enough for summer to enjoy the sweetness. Sure, Cape May is a vibrant year-round community, but it has a special flavor in the summertime. Your favorite restaurants are waiting for you, although there are some changes � the Merion Inn has recovered from a fire, for example, and the "little brother" from George's now has his own place down the street. But you can still get your cotton-candy-confetti ice cream at Dry Dock, your appletini at Martini Beach and your silver-dollar pancakes at Uncle Bill's. There's a craft fair at the Physick Estate. Take a traditional trolley tour, like "Mansions by the Sea," or something a little less traditional, like "Cape May Unzipped." It's time to start your beach reading, and to break out your kite � the Wildwood Kite Festival is this weekend, if you need T A weekly column by Catherine Dugan. This week: Memorial Day Don your red, white and blue and go to hear the Atlantic Brass Band at the Rotary Bandstand on Sunday. Buy poppies from a veteran. Join the Memorial Day ceremony on Monday at 9am at the Columbia Avenue monument, or the county ceremony at 2pm at the Cape May County Veterans' Cemetery, where John Weigand, MA1, USNR, recently returned from Afghanistan, will participate. You can remember Ernest Hemingway, too. Hemingway's, the restaurant in the Grand Hotel, is hosting the "Ernest Hemingway Look-a-Like Contest." The event starts at 4pm on Sunday, May 29, and includes three separate contests � a strict look-a-like contest, a "creative interpretation of the Hemingway look" contest, and a "creative interpretation of a Hemingway story" contest. We've waited so long for summer, yet it seems impossible that another year has gone by. These beautiful days can slip away before you know it. Enjoy the bitter and the sweet, and make time for a stroll to the candy store for your licorice. Next week: Pedal Power Activity Of The Week inspiration. Go fishing, or try the Fish Fry to benefit the Center for Community Arts on Saturday, 11am-6pm, at the West Cape May Fire Hall � $12 for adults, $6 for kids. Dust off the beach chair, buy your beach tag, dip your toes in the water; it's summer, whether the weather cooperates or not. But Memorial Day is bittersweet, too. Spend some time remembering the sacrifice. Cape May's only gym & health club for 19 years wishes you a happy summer! 3 months, monthly, weekly, and dailys All classes free to any member The best personal training available Clean, friendly and on the island CAPE FITNESS 600 park boulevard, west cape may 898-1515 � www.capefitness.com Page 94 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 5/14: The 32nd Annual Great Cape May Foot Race Bill Deni, Hank Deni Bill and Robin Wahl Kim PHOTOGRAPHS BY AlEKSEY MORYAKOv... TO ORDER COPIES, PlEASE CAll (609) 770-8479 Robert Panaccio, VMD Robert Moffatt, VMD Patricia Link, DVM Cape May Point State Park (Lighthouse) STARTS MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND! YOGA ON THE BEACH Lower Township recreaTion DeparTmenT StaRtIng tueSday, July 5th! Tuesdays, 5:30pm. ONLY $5! Lwr. Township Pool at Windslow Ave. & Rosehill Parkway, N. Cape May & Tuesdays, 7pm. Only $5! David Douglas Memorial Park (Canal Park/Sandman Blvd) N. Cape May (in front of the Gazebo!) For Additional information: Contact: Lower Township Rec Dept. 609.886.7880 Ext. 0 or yogacapemay.com email@example.com Karen @ 609.827.8886 aQua yOga FRIday, May 27th! Monday, 6pm (Yoga at Sunset) Tuesday 8am Thursday 8am Friday 6pm (Yoga at Sunset) Saturday 10am ONLY $10. PLENTY OF FREE PARKING! 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Accent on Beauty currently has some great Massage Specials going on... a 45-minute massage for only $38 plus tax... or a 60-minute massage for only $48 plus tax. Give yourself a treat by indulging in a relaxing massage. They make great gifts too! Artizan specializes in Wedding Parties and Special Occasions. They will handle all of your makeup and updos. Trust them to make you look your best when it counts. Hours of Operation Credit Cards ACCENT ON BEAUTY 128 Sunset Boulevard, West Cape May (609) 884-7040 � accentonbeautycapemay.com ARTIZAN SALON AND SPA 600 Park Boulevard, West Cape May (609) 884-4499 BALANCE PIATES & YOGA STUDIO 600 Park Boulevard, West Cape May (609) 884-3001 www.balancecapemay.com CAPE FITNESS 600 Park Boulevard West Cape May (609) 898-1515 www.capefitness.com CAPE MAY DAY SPA 607 Jefferson Street Cape May (609) 898-1003 www.capemaydayspa.com DR LOUIS J. 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If you think you might be the one to show him a new life, come up to the shelter and meet him. Adoption fee is $95. � BuddY was adopted once after coming to our shelter. After almost three years, his family brought him back. He can be being a little hyper and it was decided they could no longer handle him. All he needs is a firm hand and someone to be consistent. He plays rough and needs some training so he shouldn't go to a home with younger children. Come and see if he's the right match for you! Adoption fee is $95. � divA is waiting for someone to give her a home. She's a sweet, younger girl with so much love to give. She's great with being handled and is ready to play all the time. Are you looking for an active girl with manners? She's the one for you. Diva's also really good with toys and loves tennis balls! Have a family? Great! She would make a fantastic family dog. Stop by the shelter and give her a chance. Adoption fee is $95. 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She is very loving and goes crazy for attention. She's also very submissive, so she may seem a little shy, but we assure you she's a sweetheart! She'd do best as the only animal in the house. Come on down to the shelter and meet her today. Adoption fee is $20. New at Artizan... Lower PriciNg on Select Services Stop in and See! For The Perfect Escape... 607 Jefferson Street Cape May, NJ 08204 609.898.1003 capemaydayspa.com 600 Park Boulevard West Cape May 609-884-4499 Page 102 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Page 103 Keeping The Laughs Coming M advertisinG feature EMORIAL Day is almost upon us and with the opening of "the season" comes changes in our schedule. It also marks the big return of a beloved Second Stage performer, David Konig whose Hebrew School Dropout was "standing room only" last season. Chris and Dave Clemans have sponsored the Second Stage Series from the very beginning, and we launched the series with a brilliant comedian last week who was in the tradition of George Burns. On June 6 we bring back Dave Konig in The Further Adventures of A Hebrew School Dropout. Dave picks up where he left off in a completely new routine developed for Cape May Stage. Again, we reference George Burns by bringing audiences a brilliant comic who comes out of that tradition. Dave Konig converted to Catholicism and had a radio show on a Catholic station only to convert back to Judaism. His timing is perfection and his life is hilarious with truths revealed all along the way. The Second Stage celebrates comedy and now is the time to get tickets for June 6. Call 884-1341 or go online to capemaystage. com to order your reserved seats. You get to choose where you sit, so make reservations early before it is sold out. Seniors on a budget can see say goodnight, gracie for half price at the 3pm matinee on May 29th. After next week, the schedule changes to Wednesday through Sunday at 8pm with a matinee on Sundays at 3pm. The big crush for tickets always happens after Memorial Day, so this is the time Above: Starting June 1, "Say Goodnight, Gracie" runs Wednesday-Sunday at 8pm and Sunday at 3pm through June 18. Right: Three-time Emmy Award-winning comedian Dave Konig takes theatergoers on a journey of faith in "The Further Adventures of a Hebrew School Dropout" on June 6. to get to Cape May Stage and see Joel Rooks in his tour-de-force performance as George Burns in Say Goodnight, Gracie. Subscriptions are a great way to save, and we have all sorts of subscriptions to fit your schedule and your budget. This season Cape May Stage has rasied the bar with talent and production values. Top actors from New York routinely appear on our stage. You'll see performers from Broadway, television and feature films. Many patrons tell us how tickled they are to see Cape May Stage actors in films and on television after they leave our little town. Right now, Stephen Rider from last season's topdog/underdog is shooting a movie in South Africa with Denzel Washington. He emails us that he "loves Cape May Stage." You will too. COMING UP AT CAPE MAY STAGE Dave Konig In "Hebrew School Dropout" �Call (609) 884-1341 for more information Monday, June 6 8pm, tickets $25 Half-price Senior Matinee "Say Goodnight, Gracie" sunday, May 29 3pm, tickets $15 Become A Season Subscriber And Save 15% Call (609) 884-1341 to place your order This column is made possible through the generosity of Second Stage Series sponsors Chris and Dave Clemans as part of their support for the arts in Cape may Page 104 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 re: think health insurance Millennium administrators, inc. 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The time when f ledgling birds are out of their nests. Being "found" by caring humans and presumed to be "abandoned." Who then, motivated by anxiety and the milk of human kindness, pass their finds to the presumed waiting hands of those who work in the birding arena � like the people at the Cape May Bird Observatory. Maybe I can help prevent some of those phone calls and answer the questions in advance. First � f ledging is part of a natural process. Birds are hatched and reared by their adults. They leave the nest but remain under the care of adults for days or weeks, then disperse to keep living until they die. For most birds, this birth-to-death process takes much less than one year. Dying, for young birds, is much more natural than living (providing you define natural as "probable"). Second � regarding the definition of the word "found": Yes, you found the bird. Its life path intersected your own. Most S The weekly report from the world's birdwatching capital... by Seymore Thanu to do with a baby bird, which is when they call and ask, "Now what?" For the sake of the bird, it is much better to ask this question first, because only rarely is a baby bird really "abandoned" � meaning uncared for by adults. Yes, sometimes birds leave the nest before they can f ly well. This doesn't mean they are not being cared for by adults. In some species, like Great-horned Owls, the young are hot-wired to leave the nest early. They "branch." That is, they leave the nest but hang out in the nearby foliage. It's a way of protecting the genetic dowry. Keeping predators from getting all the eggs (so to speak) in one basket. Some species, like killdeer, leave their nests almost immediately. Mere hours after hatching the birds are running around. Snapping up insects. Doing just about what the guarding adults do (except f ly). But most of the birds that people "find" in their back yards are young robins, starlings, house sparrows, cardinals, etc. that Bird Droppings creatures upon reaching such an intersection go about their way (unless small birds are part of their diet). Humans, for some human reason, often pick the young birds up and transport them somewhere else. Most commonly into a box, lined with grass clippings or newspaper and placed on the kitchen table or on the back porch. Then they realize they don't know what Continued On Page 106 ? Thursday, June 2, 2011: 6:00pm COST IS $3.00 PER PERSON Please wear your favorite hat! Johnny the K is a nationally-acclaimed musician and teacher, using his 12-string guitar and his unique collection of costumed hats to inspire his audiences through his spirited and interactive style of music. In every show, the message is clear: each one of us can make a difference! CHECk HIm OuT ON THE WEB AT JOHNNYTHEk.COm! For more information, please email us at PTA@lowertwpschools.com SPONSORED BY THE LOWER TOWNSHIP ELEMENTARY SCHOOLS PTA Page 106 Bird Droppings ? From Page 105 are chirping away and drawing attention to themselves (so that the adults know where they are). They are mostly feathered. They simply cannot f ly at all or well. What to do? Nothing. If the bird is in your way (especially if you want to cut the grass) move it off to the side (under a bush is fine). No, touching the bird will not make the adults "reject it." If you have a cat, dog or toddler who is likely to take an interest in the bird, place it (the bird, not your pet or child, although you might be tempted) on an elevated branch or in a bush out of their reach. It doesn't have to be right where you found it. But it does have to be someplace close, say within a hundred feet of where you found it. No bush? Try placing the bird in a small box atop something high enough to keep it above the reach of ambitious things. Next question. "But what should I do if the bird keeps jumping out of the box?" Then it's time to let nature take its course. The one thing you should not do is bring the baby bird to the Cape May Bird Observatory. Wednesday, May 25, 2011 you what's on our schedule. And you'll see why the Cape May Bird Observatory is THE place to come for all your nature needs. The CMBO, located at 701 East Lake Drive overlooking Lake Lily in Cape May Point (609-884-2736), is open every day 9:30am to 4:30pm except Tuesdays through August. While you're there, check out the view of the lake from the wide selection of scopes and binoculars, pick up a schedule of daily walks and programs for the season, take a look at the sighting sheets to check what's being seen, scan the bookshelves or pick up a bargain from the used and vintage books section, look at some of the wonderful Charley Harper merchandise, including a terrific lithograph done just for the Cape May Bird Observatory, or just browse around. Sit outside on our garden benches and enjoy the birds at the feeders and the view of Lake Lily. If you can't make it in person, visit us online at www. BirdCapeMay.org � where birding Cape May is only a click away! Seymore Thanu is none other than New Jersey's own Pete Dunne, Director of the Cape May Bird Observatory and Chief Communications Officer for New Jersey Audubon. Author of several books on and about nature (available at the CMBO) he has written for virtually every birding publication and for The New York Times. See this fledgling Woodcock? Leave it alone! Save yourself some gas. All they are going to do is tell you to do what I just did. Give the adult birds a chance to nudge and nurture their precocious offspring into that upper percentile: the ones who make it to have young of their own. Heck, the parents made the grade. The kids got their genes. They've got half a chance if we just let them be. Rather not rescue baby birds that don't need rescuing, but still want to be involved in nature? Consider taking a bird walk with the folks at the Cape May Bird Observatory. Just stop by and ask any of the staff or volunteers and they'll be glad to show Earning your trust... one boat at a time. Robert C. Ransom, a lifelong resident of the Cape May area, has been fishing and boating since the ripe old age of seven. Times have changed... but Robert's love for the water never has. ExclusivE AffiliAtE of Call Bob to BUY or SELL your next boat! Phone: 609.425.7570 � Fax: 609.884.5035 Web: www.unitedyacht.com/Robert E-mail: email@example.com Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Page 107 OPEN WEEkENDS BEGINNING mEmORIAL DAY WEEkEND! Stroll the shaded lanes of the Village and visit 26 restored, historic buildings on a 22-acre site. Here you will find a variety of interpreters in period clothing who demonstrate the trades, crafts and lifestyles of a rural 1800s community, including blacksmithing, basketweaving, farming, spinning, woodworking, open-hearth cooking and more! Special events are held every weekend from late May through mid-September. Open Tuesday through Sunday from June 21 - September 2, 10am-4:30pm. Special weekday family activities! Welcome Center, Old Grange Restaurant, Country Store, ice Cream parlor, bakery Historic Cold Spring Village has received operating and project grants from the New Jersey Historical Commission in the Department of State, The 1772 Foundation and the County of Cape May including NJSCA/Cape May County Culture and Heritage Commission Regrants. Endowment funds have been awarded from the NJ Cultural Trust in Department of State. Advertising and printing has also been funded through the Cooperative Marketing Grant Program of the New Jersey Division of Travel & Tourism in the Department of State, www.visitnj.org. Page 108 Thursday, May 26 8 pm The Pride of New York Traditional Irish Music The Pride of New York is a new Irish-American super-group comprised of some of the best known players on this side of the Atlantic - Brian Conway (fiddle), Billy McComiskey (button accordion), Joanie Madden (flute, whistle) and Brendan Dolan (keyboards). Opening for the Pride of New York is McDermott's Handy with strong vocals backed by Celtic harp, fiddle, guitar, flute, whistle, bouzouki, banjo, mandolin, bodhran, bass and keyboards. MAY 25 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Star of the Sea Church, Washington Street Mall at Ocean Street, Cape May, NJ General Admission $25; Senior $20; Student $10 Sunday, May 29 FREE Memorial 8 pm Weekend Concert! ATLANTIC BRASS BAND Rotary Bandstand, Lafayette & Decatur Streets � Bring your own lawn chair! Episcopal Church of the Advent, Franklin & Washington Streets Long a favorite with Cape May audiences, the 35-piece Atlantic Brass Band returns for a rousing free concert of American music, a perfect celebration for Memorial Day Weekend. Cape May Music Festival MAY 26 - JUNE 15 Presented by Produced by the 22nd Annual TUESDAY, MAY 31: 8pM & 9pM NEW YORK CHAMBER ENSEMBLE (Mini-concert option; call or see website for details) "String Fever" with guest Violinist Rene Jolles Featuring works by Dvorak, Mozart and Wolf *General Admission $20; Senior $15; Student $5 ThUrSDAY, JUNE 2: 8pM Mid-Atlantic Center for the Arts & humanities (MAC) $ $ $ First presbyterian Church of Cape May, hughes & Decatur Streets Back by Popular Demand! 10 Cape May Music Festival Sponsored by PNC Arts Alive admission to the 22nd annual 10 OFF 10 BABATUNDE LEA Afro-Cuban Jazz General Admission $25; Senior $20; Student $10 www.capemaymac.org $ For complete information and schedule, call 609-884-5404 or 800-275-4278 or visit www.capemaymac.org For more information or tickets, call 609-884-5404 or 800-275-4278 or visit 10 Good at any evening Cape May Music Festival concert. Advance reservations suggested. 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"You know," Max said, pointing to Gary, "a friend of mine has been trying to set me up with that guy for months." When we realized that we'd been eyeing up the same man, of course we couldn't help but laugh. "Let's each make a move," Max joked, "and then we'll see what happens." But, the truth is, I am far too insecure for this. I can't man up. I'm simply not cutthroat enough to be competing against two teams at the same time. And perhaps this is a forfeit, another big loss on my personal dating scoreboard. Or maybe not. Maybe one can't be a real dating winner without being a gracious loser first. Part of being a true competitor is, after all, knowing when to take yourself out of the game. The Dating Column AM not a competitive person. I don't get bent out of shape over things like mini golf and Monopoly. I'm not cutthroat when it comes to playing games. But when it comes to playing the field, I've had to man up. Dating is, by nature, a competitive sport. I probably spend more time checking out women than I do men. Lots of girls do. We wonder if we could pull off the pleather miniskirt that the blonde at the end of the bar is rocking. We compare our buns and gams to the ones we see in Glamour. We want to know how our breasts rate on the saggy scale. We measure ourselves against the competition. When our guy gets a new job, we secretly hope that the woman in the next cubicle has buck teeth and a unibrow. When our guy gets a new apartment, we hope that his leggy redheaded roommate moves to Guam. No matter how insecure I've felt over the course of my dating career, I've taken heart in knowing that I am, at least, aware of who my competition is: the sexy coworker, the pretty friend, the sultry singer he'll probably never meet anyway. And I've come to terms with reality � there will always be girls out there with perkier butts or better senses of humor than I've got, so I might as well get over it. 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She plays every moment completely straight, no matter how ridiculous, which makes her the funniest of the bunch. Go see the movie if only to hear her first introduce herself to Wiig. Final words: Guys, you'll love it too. Go. Dottie Knapp is a film workshop presenter and President of the Cape May Film Festival. Her previous presentations included a workshop on Buzz Berkeley as well as humor in the military. An upcoming presentation will include a look at films about baseball! The Movie Column READ a review that began, "Bridesmaids is an unexpectedly funny new comedy." Unexpected? Are you kidding me? Did this reviewer see any of the numerous trailers? How could you watch one and not be laughing out loud? The trailer for Bridesmaids made me want to see this movie immediately if not sooner and, so it would seem, did a number of other people. My sister and I went to a Saturday afternoon show thinking we would have the place to ourselves and, "unexpectedly," the place was packed. Obviously, the general public is better able to recognize funny when they see it than the aforementioned reviewer. I expected this movie to be essentially The Hangover with a female cast: raunchy and a bit over the top. In fact a better comparison would be The 40-Year-Old Virgin. It was funny but had genuine moments of caring and compassion. Relationships were explored. Insecurities were exposed. A person comes of age. There are explosions, some temperamental, some � well, let's just say, some more earthy (this is a family-friendly weekly). So yes, it can be a bit on the disgusting side, but when you were in "Bridesmaids" offers an ensemble cast of some of the funniest women in the business. your teens and twenties these things made you laugh. Find that inner youth in yourself and laugh along with the rest of the audience, who were howling at six women dealing with food poisoning. 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Mike Tedesco, Louise Catanoso, Anthony Catanoso, Joe Catanoso, and Bill Catanoso 315 O CEAN AVE NUE, CAPE M AY, NJ 08204 307BrAiNArDAVENuE CAPEMAyPOiNT 107-109LiNCOLNAVENuE CAPEMAyPOiNT Bill and Karen, Debbie and Fabio, Joe and Frankie 4 bedroom, 3.5 bath home just a short stroll to the beach. Use this home as a rental property (great history) or for your home awaeat location and being sold mostly furnished. $799,000 "Long Tom" built c. 1890 is a 6 bedroom, 3 bath original Cape May Point cedar shake Cottage with a rear massive two story addition that once was a warehouse for lumber, then a movie theater and an art studio. Beautiful large yard with covered front porch just a block from the beach.$650,000 1400TexasAve.,CapeMay,NJ08204 NexttotheCapeMayWawa www.Coastlinerealty.com Jodie, Mary Rose, Larry, and Natalie McClain Page 124 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 5/6: Casino Royale Fundraiser For Wildwood Catholic At Congress Hall Cathryn Lederer and Julie Roche Maria and Michael Tramutolo Michael Grasso and Stephanie LaMonica PHOTOGRAPHS BY DAnIEllE O'nEAl... TO ORDER COPIES, PlEASE CAll (609) 770-8479 HOMeStead Real eState 846 Broadway, West Cape May Toll Free: 888-309-7454 � Local: (609) 884-1888 www.HomeSteadCapeMay.com dagmer Chew, Broker/Owner 17 SUMMER CIRCLE, NORTH CAPE MAY you don't want to miss this WeLL maintained Brentwood rancher. Spacious with an open floor plan describes this home. pride of ownership is evident the moment you enter. this home offers 3 bedrooms, 2 full baths, a large living room with remote controlled gas fireplace, lovely kitchen with breakfast bar and dining room. the three seasons Florida room offers retractable windows which open at the touch of your fingertips exposing the screens to let you enjoy the spring and summer seasons. this home also includes a separate laundry room, and every man's dream--a finished two car garage. the wooded surroundings offer privacy from nearby homes, are nicely landscaped, and include a sprinkler system. this is a must see, priced to sell home that will delight all who view it! $339,500 687 SOCS LANE, COLD SPRING you don't want to miss this artisan cottage nestled south of the canal being sold under assessed value. this home offers a large living room and a big eat-in kitchen with breakfast nook. there are two bedrooms plus a loft over the living room which can be used as a third bedroom for your out of town guests or extra storage. Hardwood floors and a gas fireplace make this funky little place a great getaway cottage. $299,000 1051 ILLINOIS AVENUE, CAPE MAY you don't want to miss this home with great rental history in a wonderful neighborhood! this well maintained 3 bedroom, 2 bath single located in village Green has the best of both worlds. Close to beach, town, restaurants, and entertainment, yet no crowds, traffic, or parking problems. this home also offers a large Florida room for added living space and an attached one car garage. $584,900 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Page 125 Check out these beautiful homes in the Cape May area Homes Of The Week 3 lINDA SUe lANe loWer toWNSHIP Located in Cape May Estates, this two story custom built home offers all the finishing touches. Master bedroom has a jacuzzi and Master closet. Custom window treatments featured throughout home. First floor features a center hall foyer, formal living room, full dining room, family room, large eat in kitchen, den/office, and powder room. The second floor has 4 bedrooms, 2 full baths. The 4th bedroom is currently being used as an additional walk in closet. $769,000 Chris Clemans Sotheby's International Realty 1159 Washington St. (609) 884-3332 www.chrisclemanssir.com 111 roSeMANS lANe UNIt 19, cAPe MAy oSPrey lANDING At cAPe MAy MArINe One of 36 Townhouse units with boat slip included (options to 70'). 5 BR, 4.5 BA, private elevator, 3 decks, 2-car attached garage. Common area offers two pools, a clubhouse, and beautifully landscaped grounds. $2,295,000. 230 WINDSor AveNUe cAPe MAy Great opportunity for an investment minded individual. This triplex is 2 blocks from the beach and close to the Washington Street Mall. 1st unit is efficiency, 2nd unit is 2 bdrms, 1 bath and the 3rd unit is 3-4 bdrms, 2 baths. Great location, possible condo conversion, perfect income producing property. Listed by James McBride for $549,000 1152 WASHINGtoN St cAPe MAy Classic 1864 Victorian Twin. Living Room, Formal Dining Room with 9' ceilings, Large modern eat-in kitchen, laundry closet. Covered front porch, rear deck, nice side yard, off-street parking. $360,000. 145 toMlIN AveNUe vIllAS This house is Huge You enter this home through the large enclosed porch which leads you to the spacious living room with hardwood floors then to the eat-in kitchen with ceramic tile floors. Three bedrooms and a totally remodeled bathroom finish the first floor. The second floor is currently unfinished but has been framed for 3 more bedrooms and a full bath. The full basement features 7 foot ceilings and has both inside and outside entrances. Make your appointment today! $209,000 HomeStead Real Estate 846 Broadway West Cape May 609-884-1888 homesteadcapemay.com Jersey Cape Realty 739 Washington St., Cape May 609-884-5800 www.jerseycaperealty.com Coldwell Banker Sol Needles 512 Washington St. Mall Cape May (609) 884-8428 www.cbcapemay.com Tolz Realtors 1001 Lafayette Street Cape May (609) 884-7001 www.tolz.com 605 PeArl AveNUe cAPe MAy PoINt This spacious 5 bedroom, 3 bath ranch is just one block to the beach. Many years of great rental history. Recent upgrades and remodels. Plenty of room for entire family. $849,000 1208 lAfAyette St cAPe MAy Take advantage of an outstanding opportunity to purchase this aggressively priced 3 BR/1.5 BA ranch style single family home in Cape May. Front porch and rear yard for entertaining. Offstreet parking. Renovation possibilities may exist to incorporate the living room, dining room and kitchen into a great room for seamless living and entertaining. Spacious rooms with abundant closet space and large attic. Potential for meadow views from a second floor if permitted by The City of Cape May. $345,000 DeSatnick Real Estate 324 Carpenter's Lane Cape May (609) 884-1300 desatnickrealestate.com 404 PortSMoUtH trANQUIlIty Looking for that little slice of water front property at the shore? Look no more! This immaculate canal front home offering three bedrooms and two baths with a fenced yard and screened porch. $440,000 112 PONTAXIT NortH cAPe MAy Customized rancher with three bedrooms and two full bathrooms. There is a 20' x 30' great room with a gas fireplace, a modern kitchen with a counter bar and hardwood flooring and a separate laundry area. The very private back yard is perfect for enjoying the rear deck. There are two oversized attics for plenty of storage. This house has central air and natural gas heat. Don't wait, act now! This house is wholly and newly remodeled! $249,900 Theresa Senico Apex Realty 2505 Bayshore Rd., Villas (609) 408-4655 www.theresasenico.com 265 SeABreeZe coUrt NORTH WILdWOOd/ ANGleSeA Want to feel the seabreeze while sitting on your open deck? Then this is the Townhouse/ Condo you are looking for! This unit is located on the 3rd floor and has views of the Atlantic Ocean. Upgrades are being down and the unit will come furnished minus the personal items. All you will have to do after settlement is turn the key, walk-in and make yourself at home. Great Location as well as rental possibilities. $359,000 CENTURY 21 Gilmartin & Co. 1382 Lafayette Street, Joseph Gilmartin Broker/Owner (609) 884-1800 capemayvacations.com Coastline Realty Carol Menz, Broker (609) 884-5005 1400 Texas Avenue, Cape May www.coastlinerealty.com Wilsey Realty 501 Lafayette Street Cape May (609) 884-1007 www.wilseyrealty.com Page 126 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Rentals Of The Week www.desatnickrealEstate.com OPeN HOUS e 401 clUBHoUSe DrIve, toWNBANk NEW CONSTRUCTION! 3BR/2BA semi-custom, ranch style, single family home, two blocks from the bay. Open House May 29, 11am-2pm. $397,500 609.884.1300 Adorable homes in America's Original Seaside Resort ready for your enjoyment 808 Washington St., unit 3, Cape May 2 BR, 2BA, w/d, dw, cac, sleeps 8. $1500-$2300/week 20 decatur Street, 2nd floor, Cape May 2 BR, 2 BA, w/d, dw, cac, sleeps 4. $1500-$2000/week Jersey Cape Realty 739 Washington Street, Cape May (609) 884-5800 wwwjerseycaperealty.com 902 lafayette Street, Cape May "NEW". A tastefully renovated 3 Bedroom 2.5 Bath condo in Ideal CM location. Many weeks are available. $2000/weekly Call Heijung for availability: 609-602-8641 Heijung Park-Colameco, Broker associate By The sea Realty, Lee Marcotte, Inc 315 Ocean Street, Cape May 609-884-3050 211 Harvard avenue, Cape May Point 3 bedrooms, 2.5 bath, Single family, Sleeps 8. $1600-$3350 per week. 919 Stockton avenue, Cape May 9 bedrooms, 3.5 bath, Single Family, Sleeps 24. $3000-$5500 per week. Chris Clemans Sotheby's International Realty 1159 Washington Street, Cape May 609-884-3332, www.chrisclemanssir.com 42 Jackson Street, unit 1, Cape May 2BR/1 BA "Front Porch Suite" at the Merry Widow. Sleeps 6. steps to the beaches and Washington Street Mall. $1,500-$2,000/week 104 north Street, unit 103, Cape May Spacious 3BR/3BA condo. Sleeps 8. Walking to the Mall & beaches. $1,500-$2,975/week Desatnick Real Estate, LLC 324 Carpenter's Lane, Suite 2C, Cape May 884.1300, www.deSatnickRealEstate.com Bay block rental at 3500 Shore Drive in Cape May Beach. $1,000 a week. Air conditioned, gas grill, deck chairs, full cable and dvd in every room. Sleeps 5. Theresa Senico, Apex Realty 2505 Bayshore Road, Villas, NJ (609) 408-4655 www.theresasenico.com 1219 lafayette St. Cape May - 6BR + Loft, 3.5 Bath. Very nice, large home great for groups or large families. Open deck. Only $1300/wk off season (including June!) 25 Second ave. Cape May - Two units, each 2 bedrooms. Located 1/2 block to beach. Low: $700/wk High:$1700/wk Tolz Realtors 1001 Lafayette Street, Cape May (609) 884-7001, www.tolz.com 300 Moore, West Cape May 4 Week Minimum Call for Details 15 Broadway unit 12 1 bedroom, 1 bath, Close to the Cove, $950 - $1500 weekly Wilsey Realty 501 Lafayette Street, Cape May (609) 884-1007 www.wilseyrealty.com 1050 new york avenue, Cape May 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, close to beach, sleeps 8. $2800-$3200/week 306 Cambridge, Cape May Point 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, sleeps 8, great beach house. $2100-$2500/week Homestead Real Estate 846 Broadway, West Cape May (609) 884-1888 � homesteadcapemay.com 201 Ocean Street, Cape May Retail Space. $3,500 per month. Located in shopping district. 824 Stockton avenue, Cape May 5 Bedrooms, 6 Bathrooms, Sleeps 18 1 Block to Beach. $3,500 - $5,500 Coastline Realty 1400 Texas Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-5005 www.coastlinerealty.com 151 york avenue, unit d, West Cape May 2 bdrms, 1 � bath, C/A, w/d, deck, gas heat, outside shower, sleeps 4. $650-$850/week 1200 lafayette Street, Cape May 3 bdrms, 2 bath, win a/c, porch, parking for 2 vehicles, w/d, outside shower, patio, fenced yard, sleeps 6. $1250-$1750/week Coldwell Banker Sol Needles, Cape May (609) 884-8428 � www.cbcapemay.com 1205 BeAcH AveNUe, UNIt 9, cAPe MAy Beachfront spectacular 4 BR/3 BA Cape Plaza townhouse with awesome views! Open House May 28, 11am-2pm. $769,000 OPeN HOUS e 324 CarPenters Lane suite 2C CaPE May NJ 08204 tOdd H. dE satNiCK, BrOKEr OF rECOrd Dedication... Excellence... Professionalism (609) 884-5800 739 Washington St, cape May www.jerseycaperealty.com Monday thru Saturday 9am to 5pm Sundays 11am to 3pm. oPeN DAIly VERY LOVELY uPDATED TOWNhOuSE Offers 3 BR, 2 BA, eat-in kitchen, built-in cabinets, spacious front porch, and rear patio, central air, off street parking. Being sold tastefully furnished per inventory. $549,000. "ThE CAMbRIDgE SuITE" uNIT #4 3 BR, 2.5 BA unit just had a make-over!! Freshly repainted, new tile floor in the eat-in kitchen, new electronics. Florida room, h/w floors, central air, and parking for 2-cars. $439,000. 506 broad Street, Cape May 735 Washington Street Cape May PANORAMIC VIEWS!!! 3-story contemporary includes 6 BR, 3.5 BA, eat-in kitchen, pantry, laundry/utility room, with gas fireplace, central air and 2-car attached garage. $2,495,000. ELEgANT fEDERAL STYLE hOME 6 BR, 3.5 BA, cac, close to beach & town. Full basement, and a guest apartment above detached garage. $1,595,000. 1849 Maryland Avenue Cape May 214 Jefferson Street, Cape May EXQuISITE TOWNhOME IN hEART Of TOWN Half a block to beach & mall. 4 BR, 3 BA, office/living area w/custom marble floor, h/w floors, gas f/p, central air, front porch & balcony, and off street parking for 2 cars. $979,000. CLOSE TO ThE bEACh & MALL 2 BR, 1.5 BA, large family room, living room & efficient kitchen. Central air, and off street parking. Being sold partial furnished. $449,000. 34 Jackson Street, Cape May 1054 Ohio Avenue, Cape May Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Page 127 A Little Bit About Exit Zero Publishing Who we are, what we do, and where we go Established July 4, 2003, proudly inspired by the late, great Pennywise magazine. Exit Zero Publishing is owned by Jack Wright and Jason Black. 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It's $50 for 47 great B&W issues, plus five in glorious color. Call (609) 770-8479 to subscribe. doWntoWn CAPE MAY Swain's, Mariah's, Guardian, Cape Savings Bank, Collier's, All Irish, Cape May Stage, Wilsey Realty, Pat Jackson Jewelers, Washington Commons Gallery, Celebrate Cape May, Go Fish, Sea Weeds, Cape Orient, Fiber Arts Yarn Shop, Acme, By The Sea Realty, Oyster Bay, Cape May Welcome Center, Depot Market, Congress Hall, Victorious, Pink, Star Inn, Bayberry Inn, Bank of America, Victorian Hotel, SOMA Art Gallery, Magicbrain Cybercaf�, Island Grill, Primrose, Center For Community Arts. WAshinGton strEEt MALL The Fudge Kitchen, Mary Ann's, Dellas 5&10, Lace Silhouettes, Center City Mall, Second Story Sweets, Casale's Shoes, Free Shop, Happy Baby, Cape May Sandal Shop, It's a Breeze, Madame's Port, Swede Things, Cucina Rosa, Whale's Tale, Ella's, Italian Garden, Andrew's Ltd, Jackson Mountain Cafe, Love The Cook, Bath Time, Ugly Mug, Pilot House, Caroline Boutique, Atlantic Books, Kaleidoscope, Coldwell Banker, Colors, A Ca Mia, A Place On Earth, Between the Lines, Good Scents. WAshinGton strEEt Southern Mansion, MAC, Chris Clemans' Sotheby's International Realty, Bill Mae Cottage, Thomas Webster Inn, Inn at the Park, City Hall, Sturdy Savings, Washington Inn, Dr. Feldman Dentistry, Jersey Cape Realty, Victorian Towers. BEAChfront Sean's Restaurant, King's Cottage, Blue Moon Pizza, Hot Dog Tommy's, Coachman's Motor Inn, Carney's, Martini Beach, Virginia Hotel, Mad Batter, Poor Richards Inn, Inn at 22 Jackson Street, Saltwood B&B, Windward B&B, Uncle Bill's, Ocean View Restaurant, Sandpiper, Hotel Alcott, Summer Station, The Original Fudge Kitchen, Montreal Liquor, Montreal Inn, Capri Motor Lodge, Bloody Mary's, Periwinkle, Grand Hotel, Palace Hotel, Mission Inn, Angel by The Sea, Peter Shields, Hotel Macomber, Marquis de Lafayette. CoLuMBiA AvEnuE Columbia House, Sun Bank, Dr. Gorny, Victorian Abstract, MP Myers, Cape May Day Spa, Twin Gables, Henry Sawyer B&B, Linda Lee, Brass Bed Inn, Mason Cottage, Mainstay Inn, Delsea B&B, White Dove Cottage, Manse B&B, Merion Inn, Cliveden Inn, Pharo's B&B, Summer Cottage, John F. Craig House, Majestic Star. GurnEY/oCEAn/stoCKton Avalon Coffee, Cape May Beach & Kite, John Welsey Inn, Louie's Pizza, Beach Massage, Inn of Cape May, Beauclair's, Queen Victoria, Fairthorne, Bamboo Shack, Cheeks, Cape May Library, Freda's Caf�, Victorian Lace, Camelot Hotel, Bedford Inn, Chalfonte Hotel. EAst CAPE MAY Nature Center, Model Cleaners, Cape May Laundromat, Wawa, Coastline Realty, Cape Bookkeeping, Shear Sunsations, Rizzo Chiropractic, C-View Inn, Century 21 Gilmartin. WEst CAPE MAY VFW, Godmother's, Cape May Bakers, Higher Grounds, Tea By The Sea, Cape May Linen Outlet, Flying Fish Studio, CVS, Albert Stevens Inn, Weddings by the Sea, Kate's Flower Shop, Seaside Cheese Company, Ocean Crest Printing, Kasey's Kanines, Cape Fitness, Dr. Goldstein Dentist, Cheeks, Artizan Salon & Spa, Westside Market, Cape Island Home and Garden, Bella Vida Cafe, Flanegan's Framing, Seven Eleven, Homestead Real Estate. sunsEt BouLEvArd Bird House of Cape May, Butterfly Tea Room, Cape May Wicker, The Exit Zero Store and Gallery, Accent on Beauty, Cape Winds Florist, Cape May Bird Observatory, Cape May Point Post Office, Sunset Beach Gift Shop. routE 109 South Jersey Marina, Lobster House, Tony's Marine Supply, Sea Gear Marine, Captain's Cove, Cape May Whale Watcher, Lucky Bones, Tony's Pizza, Cape May Antique Center. north CAPE MAY Laundromat, Heart to Heart Flowers, Le Gates, Harpoon Henry's, Mr. J's Music Shop, Cape May� Lewes Ferry, Gorman's, Hair Cuttery, Italian Affair, Cape May Veterinary. off thE isLAnd The Canyon Club, Harbor View Restaurant, Axelsson's Blue Claw, Cape Liquors, Moose Lodge, Old Grange, Historic Cold Spring Village, Hawk Haven Vineyards. viLLAs Lower Township Construction, Lower Township Municipal, Apex Realty, Curl Up and Dye, Fish and Fancy, Villas Liquor, Snippers Salon, Jake's Bar and Grill, Kiddie Closet, Cape Savings Bank, Cohwen's Ink Emporium, Wawa, Wing It. 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