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For a long time, the Julienas was the most popular of the Beaujolais wines especially among the poets and painters of the historic hill at Montmartre in the early 20th century. The clay soil is favorable for the production of rich, powerful and robust wines of ruby red color, a peach and raspberry flavor and a peony aroma. (A1017)

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Sleepy Hollow Restorations – Kykuit and Sunnyside Home Tours – Thurs., Jul. 9th – $125 pp. – Your first stop will be to the magnificent Kykuit landmark. Home to four generations of the Rockefeller family, it commands a breathtaking view of the Hudson River and occupies a landscape of extensive stone terraces, formal gardens, and glorious fountains. After a wonderful lunch at Sunset Cove, overlooking the Hudson River, you will then visit Sunnyside, home of Washington Irving, on the east bank of the Hudson River. “Rock of Ages” – Sat., Jul. 11th – $160 pp. – “Rock of Ages” is a tongue-in-cheek jukebox musical set in the late 1980’s about a legendary Hollywood rock club facing its demise at the hands of eager developers. Meanwhile an aspiring young rocker, hungry for his big break and a small town girl chasing her dreams arrive on the scene, but how far will their ambitions carry them? This retro, trip down memory lane features music of rock icons of the era such as Journey, Bon Jovi, Styx, REO Speedwagon, Pat Benatar, Twisted Sister, Poison, Asia, Whitesnake and more. World Yacht Dinner Cruise – Sat., Jul. 18th – $145 pp. – Take a three hour voyage to enchantment where you can indulge in a sumptuous four-course dinner prepared free aboard the ship, dance to delightful music and enjoy gracious and attentive service against the dramatic, ever-changing panorama of the world’s premier skyline. (Note the dress code: “On the dinner cruise, proper evening attire is required. Gentlemen are required to wear jackets. Ties are recommended. Jeans, shorts and sneakers are not permitted.”) Hershey’s Chocolate World, Boyd’s Bears and a performance of “The Producers” – 2-Day Tour – Wed.-Thurs. Jul. 22nd-23rd – $299 pp./do. – Stay on the truly beautiful property of the Allenberry Resort, stop at the “humungous” Boyd’s Bear Country for a special experience, see a performance of “The Producers” at the Allenberry’s own Playhouse, take a trip to Hershey’s Chocolate World and enjoy a guided Trolley tour! You are assured a real fun tour, so join us for an amazing time in Pennsylvania. The Bronx Zoo – Sun., Jul. 26th – $65 Adults/$55 Children 3-12 – Take a walk on the wild side at the world's greatest zoo – the Bronx Zoo! Your full general admission ticket will include the Wild Asia Monorail, Skyfari Cable Car one-way, Children’s Zoo, Congo Gorilla Forest, Butterfly Garden, Bug Carousel and unlimited Zoo Shuttle. Lunch is on your own at one of the facilities on site. 24th Annual “Pops by the Sea” 2-Day Tour – Sun.-Mon., Aug. 2nd-3rd - $294 pp./do. – We are delighted to offer you this special tour. You will have “Festival Seating”, with a wonderful view of the stage, to enjoy this magical afternoon event. Under the baton of Maestro Keith Lockhart and Celebrity Honorary Guest Conductor, Angie Dickinson, this fundraising concert regularly sells out to a live audience of over 15,000 -- the Cape's largest single audience.

Lady Liberty Cruise – Wed., Aug. 12th – $119 pp. – Enjoy the cool breeze as you sail through the majestic gateway of America and view the spectacular Manhattan skyline and its towering bridges. Your four-hour cruise features a delicious lunch, three-hour open bar, musical entertainment and dancing. Relax aboard the M/V Sterling as she sets sail from Long Island’s Port Washington en route to the Statue of Liberty. Your cruise offers a view of Long Island’s Gold Coast and Millionaires Row of Kings Point, New York City’s famous skyline and the ultimate close up view of the Statue of Liberty in the New York Harbor. Historic Hyde Park – Thurs., Aug. 20th - $99 pp. – See some of America’s most extraordinary scenery and experience the thrilling history of the Hudson River Valley. The Roosevelt’s and the Vanderbilt’s called Hyde Park “home”. Your tour will include guided tours of the FDR National Historic site and Vanderbilt Mansion, and a self-guided tour of the FDR Museum and Library. Enjoy a special lunch at The Tavern in the famous Beekman Arms Inn. Saratoga Springs – ‘Racing at its Best' – 3-Day Tour – Sun.-Tues., Aug. 30th-Sept. 1st – $605 pp./do. – “Watch the races from the rail and feel the pounding hooves as the horses round the clubhouse turn.” – One of the oldest and most charming horse racing tracks in the country, a day at Saratoga Race Course is not to be missed. This tour also offers admission to the National Museum of Racing and stupendous National Museum.

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Five Fundraisers New Fundraiser Coordinator Fails his First Test of the Summer By Dan Rattiner Frank J. McCarthy, the highly paid Gala Commissioner for the Hamptons, has been fired for scheduling five galas on the same night — June 20. The five galas he scheduled — it was his job to see to it that there were no conflicts in the scheduling of the various galas — were Live at Club Starlight for the Ross School, the Heart of the Hamptons Ball at the Hayground in Bridgehampton, the Love Heals Gala at Luna Farm for AIDS Research in Sagaponack, the South Fork Natural History Museum Safari Dinner Dance in Bridgehampton and the Group for the East End’s 20th Anniversary Gala, Ecofabulous, in Sagaponack. All five took place on Saturday evening beginning at 6:30 p.m. and all ended Saturday evening at 10:30 p.m. All were within five miles of one another. “This guy is about as competent as the guy from FEMA who ran the operation in New Orleans,” said one gala employee, after noting the low attendance and contribution totals at each event. McCarthy was hired last autumn to head up the new Gala Commission after several gala conflicts were noticed in the Hamptons last summer. He had previously worked as a croupier at the Hit ‘n’ Win Gambling Casino in Las Vegas, had attended many galas in that community and was the brother-in-law of the wife of the Associate Mayor of the Hamptons. “He made a really good living as a croupier,” the Associate Mayor Bill Havermeyer, said, when asked about his salary at that time. “He worked

on salary plus commission. He was really smart and he did not come cheap.” It had been the Associate Mayor’s task to find the man for this job. He had hired an executive headhunting company run by his brother, Frank, in Westchester. “It was really expensive to get him,” Havermeyer said. “But we believed he would be worth it.” He said that his salary had to be in six figures and with a performance bonus if no conflicts occurred. Havermeyer suggested that since this had only been the first weekend of galas for the summer

Medical Research Gala Department, Club Starlight at the Ross came into the School Gala Department, the South Fork Museum request came in to the Educational Gala Department, the Luna Farm Love Heals Gala came in to a special AIDS Department and the Ecofabulous came into the Environmental Gala Department. Our informant did not know what the sixth department was, but did comment that nobody has yet filed a request with that department, whatever it was. “None of the six know about the others,” this informant told us. Employees of the Gala Commission have been concerned about the possibility that the Suffolk County DA might investigate the financial arrangements of the Commission, as he is now doing with the financial books of the Town of East Hampton. “The different departments of East Hampton Town, we have been told, had been operating with 40 separate checkbooks,” Associate Mayor Havermeyer said when we asked about this. “It is understandable that it would be difficult to keep everything straight. The Gala Commission only uses 12 checkbooks. And all of this was set up at the very beginning, last August, when they were negotiating to get McCarthy. He drove a very tough bargain. And of course, those were very prosperous economic times.” Although there were just 26 major galas to keep track of and keep from having conflicts, the Gala Commission was staffed with more than 50 people, including some who worked in a department tasked with determing whether or not

The error came about, according to those in the know, because McCarthy had created and staffed six different parallel departments to deal with gala scheduling requests. and he had made just this one mistake, he should be allowed to keep going. But Mayor Bartleberry, after numerous phone calls, overruled Havermeyer and dismissed the Commissioner. He did note that McCarthy had negotiated a good golden parachute. “We will honor our commitments,” the Mayor said. The error came about, according to those in the know, because McCarthy had created and staffed six different parallel departments to deal with gala scheduling requests. These five requests had all come in to five different departments. The Heart of the Hamptons Ball came in as to the

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5:50

6:20

6:50

7:50

8:50

9:35

East Hampton

—

4:55

—

6:00

6:30

7:00

8:00

9:00

9:45

11:00 11:30 12:30 1:30 — 11:35 12:35 1:35 9:50 10:50 11:20 11:50 12:50 1:50 10:00 11:00 11:30 12:00 1:00 2:00

Wainscott

—

5:00

—

6:05

6:35

7:05

8:05

9:05

9:50

10:05 11:05

Sag Harbor

—

—

—

—

—

—

8:00

—

—

Bridgehampton

—

5:05

—

6:10

6:45

7:15

8:15

9:15

Water Mill

—

5:10

—

6:15

6:50

7:20

8:20

9:20 9:30 —

9:30 9:35

— —

10:00

—

—

—

10:00 10:15 11:15 — 12:15 10:05 10:20 11:20 11:55 12:20 10:15 10:30 11:30 12:15s 12:30 — 10:55 — — 12:55

Southampton Manorville

4:00 4:20

4:45 5:10

s s

5:15 —

6:25 6:50

s s

7:30 7:55

8:30 —

Airport Connection Midtown Manhattan #

5:35 5:45

6:35 6:45

7:05 7:20

6:45 7:00

8:35 8:45

9:00 9:10

9:35 9:45

10:20 11:20 12:05 12:20 1:20 10:30 11:30 12:15 12:30 1:30

2:05 2:15

2:20 2:30

8 W June Only Sun Only

W May Sun Only June Sat & Sun

7 Days

W Sun Only

W Q Sun 7 Days & Mon

W Sun Only

W May Fri thru Mon W Beg. 6/23 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days

— —

3:15 3:20

3:45 3:50

— —

4:45 4:50

5:30 5:35

6:30 6:35

7:45 7:50

— —

9:30 9:35

1:55

2:35

3:35

4:05

4:35

5:05

5:50

6:50

8:05

9:05

9:50

9:15 10:00

Sun thru Fri — — 2:05

2:45

3:45

4:15

4:45

5:15

6:00

7:00

8:15

2:05

2:10

2:50

—

4:25

—

5:20

6:05

7:05

8:20

—

10:05

1:00

—

—

3:00

4:00 4:30 Q 5:00

—

6:05

—

8:15

—

10:00

1:15

2:15

2:20

3:00

4:15

4:35

—

5:30

6:15

7:15

8:30

9:30 10:15

1:20

2:20

2:30

3:10

4:45

5:10

5:35

6:20

7:20

8:35

9:35 10:20

1:30 1:55

2:30 2:55

2:45 —

3:30 3:55

5:00 5:25

5:30 —

5:45 —

6:30 6:55

7:30 7:55

8:45 9:10

9:45 10:30 — 10:55

3:20 3:30

4:20 4:30

4:35 4:45

5:20 5:30

6:50 7:00

7:20 7:30

7:35 7:45

8:20 8:30

9:20 10:35 11:35 12:20 9:30 10:45 11:45 12:30

12:05 1:05

11:45

8 K

K

— 6:20

Eastbound

DEPARTING

8K

8

8

AM LIGHT PM BOLD Manhattan / 86th St. Manhattan / 69th St.

6:30 6:35

7:30 7:35

8:00 8:05

8:30 8:35

Manhattan / 59th St.

6:40

7:40

8:10

8:40

Manhattan / 40th St. Airport Connection

7:00 7:20

8:00 8:20

8:30 8:50

9:00 9:20

Manorville Southampton

8:25 9:30 — 10:30 — 11:30 — — 1:30 9:00 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 2:00 9:05 10:05 10:35 11:05 11:35 12:05 12:35 1:05 2:05 9:15 10:15 10:45 11:15 — 12:15 12:45 1:15 2:15

Water Mill Bridgehampton Sag Harbor

—

K

May May May Mon Sun, Mon Fri & Sat & Fri thru June June June Sat Mon Sun thru Q Sat June thru Fri Mon, Fri Only & Sat Sat Only 7 Days Only 7 Days Sat 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days Fri 7 Days Only

June Only Sat Only

READ DOWN

ARRIVING

8

—

9:00 9:05

9:30 10:00 10:30 11:30 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 9:35 10:05 10:35 11:35 12:35 1:05 1:35 2:05 9:10 9:40 10:10 10:40 11:40 12:40 1:10 1:40 2:10 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 12:00 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 9:50 10:20 10:50 11:20 12:20 1:20 1:50 2:25 2:55

—

11:20 11:50

—

11:20

—

—

12:20

—

—

2:20

2:30 — 3:30 — 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 3:05 3:35 4:05 4:35 3:15 3:45 4:15 —

—

— 4:20 Q 4:50

Wainscott

9:20 10:20

1:20 2:20 3:20 3:50 4:20

—

East Hampton

9:30 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:30 3:30 4:00 4:30 9:40 10:40 11:10 11:40 12:10 12:40 1:10 1:40 2:40 3:40 4:10 4:40 9:55 10:55 – 11:55 — 12:55 — — 2:55 3:55 — 4:55 10:00 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 — — 3:00 4:00 — 5:00

—

Amagansett Napeague Montauk

—

— — —

9

8

K

9

Fri & Sat

May Mon, Fri Only Tue, Sun Mon June Thurs & Wed & Fri, Sat thru Fri X Q Fri Thurs & Fri 7 Days & Sun Only 7 Days Fri 7 Days Only Fri 7 Days Sat

‥

Sun Fri ‥ Fri ‥ thru Only 7 Days Only 7 Days Thurs

8

K

8K

2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:30 5:00 5:00 5:30 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 9:00 9:30 11:00 2:05 2:35 3:05 3:35 4:35 5:05 5:05 5:35 6:05 6:35 7:05 7:35 8:05 9:05 9:35 11:05

— 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 5:00 5:30 5:30 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:30 10:00 11:30 12:30 — 3:25 3:55 4:25 5:25 5:55 — 6:25 6:55 7:25 7:55 8:20 8:50 9:50 10:20 11:50 12:50

—

—

6:40‥

5:40‥

—

6:40‥ 7:30‥

4:50 5:50‥ 6:30 6:50‥ 5:00 6:00‥ 6:40 7:00‥ 5:10 6:15‥ — 7:15‥ 5:20 6:20‥ 7:00 7:20‥

—

7:50

7:35 8:05 8:35 — 9:35 10:00 11:00 11:30 1:00 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:30 12:00 1:30 8:05 8:35 9:05 9:35 10:05 10:35 11:35 12:05 1:35 8:15 8:45 9:15 9:45 —

—

— 9:20 Q 9:50 10:20

—

8:20 8:50 9:20

—

7:40‥

—

7:50 8:30 9:00 9:30

—

7:50‥

—

8:00 8:40 9:10 9:40

—

8:00‥ 8:10‥

— —

8:10 8:55X 8:20 9:00X

— —

— —

9:55 10:00

10:45 11:45 12:15 1:45 — 11:50 12:20 —

Quogue Westhampton

Eastbound READ DOWN AM LIGHT PM BOLD

7 Days

‥ 7 Days

7 Days

Mon, Tue, Sun Thurs & Wed & Sat Fri 7 Days

ALL LUGGAGE: Must have ID tag. HJ liability maximum $250. All checked luggage and packages are subject to search. RESERVATIONS Reservations are required to guarantee a seat. Please call if you must change or cancel a reservation; please do not double book. “No shows� may be charged full fare.

TICKETS AND PAYMENT Payment on board may be by cash, ticket, credit card; or by check if you are an Express Club member and have your membership card with you. American Express, Visa, MasterCard and Discover cards may be used for payment only if the credit card is on board with the passenger. Open (unreserved) tickets, including Value Pack ticket books, can be purchased at the Omni desk in Southampton, through our accounting ofďŹ ce or online. Trip availability is subject to change — always call or refer to our website to conďŹ rm schedule.

Fri PM

LW Sun PM

Mon AM

— — — — — 12:15 12:40

6:20 6:30 6:35 6:45 6:50 7:00 7:25

5:00 5:10 5:15 5:20 5:25 5:30 5:55

Lower Manhattan

2:30

9:00

7:45

MONTAUK LINE Eastbound READ DOWN

AM LIGHT PM BOLD

Fri PM

8:30 8:35

9:30 9:35

11:30 11:35

1:30 1:35

3:30 3:35

5:30 5:35

6:30 6:35

9:00 9:05

9:30 9:35

Battery Park City - South End Ave. & Albany Across from Gristedes

4:15

Manhattan / 59th St. Manhattan / 40th St.

8:40 9:00

9:40 10:00

11:40 12:00

1:40 2:00

3:40 4:00

5:40 6:00

6:40 7:00

9:10 9:30

9:40 10:00

Airport Connection

9:20

10:20

12:20

2:25

4:25

6:25

7:25

9:50

10:20

Financial District - Water St. & Broad St. Southeast corner of Water St. and Broad St., in front of Chase Bank

4:30 4:35

Westhampton Quogue

10:50 10:55

11:50 11:55

South Street Seaport - Pearl St. & Fulton St. East side of Pearl Street, in front of Wendy’s

1:50 1:55

3:50 3:55

6:10‥ 6:15‥

7:50 7:55

8:50 8:55

East Quogue Hampton Bays

11:05 11:10

12:05 12:10

2:05 2:10

4:05 4:10

6:25‥ 6:30‥

8:05 8:10

9:05 9:10

11:15 11:45 11:20 11:50 11:30 12:00 11:35 12:05

Stuyvesant Town - 1st Ave. & 17th St. East side of 1st Ave. (between 16th & 17th) at the bus shelter in front of Starbucks

4:50

Peter Cooper Village - 1st Ave. & 23rd St. East side of 1st Ave. (between 23rd & 24th), in front of Board of Education building

4:55

Manorville Southampton Water Mill Bridgehampton Wainscott East Hampton Amagansett

6:45 7:10 7:15 7:25 7:30 7:40 7:50

Q

W

These trips drop off on the Westside. Mid/Uptown Westside drop offs are: 86th St. & Central Park West, 86th St. & Broadway, 79th St. & Broadway, 72nd St. & Broadway, and 64th St. & Broadway.

LW

This Lower Manhattan trip drops off on the Westside. Drop offs are on 6th Avenue at the following cross streets: Bleeker St., 14th, 23rd & 32nd at the MTA stops.

Mid/Uptown drop offs are 3rd & 39th, 42nd, 51st, 61st, 67th, 72nd, 79th & 85th.

K

These trips guarantee Sag Harbor passengers will never be required to transfer prior to their arrival.

These trips do not include Sag Harbor on Fri. (Eastbound) and Sun. (Westbound).

X

The “Bonacker�: Non-stop service to East Hampton, available Friday.

This trip will not go to Napeague and Montauk on Tues. and Wed.

‥

These trips arrive approximately 20 minutes earlier on Sat. and Sun.

Airport Connections. Hampton Jitney airport connection stops are convenient to JFK, LaGuardia and Islip/MacArthur airports. Detailed information is located in the Westbound and Eastbound notes section on the other side. ARRIVAL TIMES ARE ESTIMATES AND CAN VARY DUE TO WEATHER, TRAFFIC CONDITIONS, ROAD CONSTRUCTION AND DAY OF WEEK. HAMPTON JITNEY IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR DELAYS BEYOND OUR CONTROL. ON CERTAIN TRIPS, PASSENGERS MAY BE REQUIRED TO TRANSFER.

HAMPTON JITNEY RIDER ALERT CELL PHONE POLICY: All phones must be turned off. Urgent calls only; limited to a total of 3 minutes.

READ DOWN AM LIGHT PM BOLD Amagansett East Hampton Wainscott Bridgehampton Water Mill Southampton Manorville

Manhattan / 86th St. Manhattan / 69th St.

Enjoy the ultimate in comfort – a full size coach with only half the seats! Spacious captain’s chairs and plush carpeting, Up to 17� leg room, FREE wireless internet service, Outlets for your electronics, Enhanced complimentary beverages and snacks, Personalized host service.

#

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May May Fri thru Mon thru Mon Sat June June 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days

8 Ambassador Class Service

— —

2:30 3:30 5:00 6:30 7:30 8:45 10:30 2:40 3:40 5:10 6:40 7:40 8:55 10:40

Trip Notes Select trips have letters or symbols above them. The following deďŹ nes the codes.

9

12:25 12:55 2:25 12:30 1:00 2:30

Westbound

2:15 3:15 4:45 6:15 7:15 8:30 10:15 2:20 3:20 4:50 6:20 7:20 8:35 10:20

7:05 8:35 10:20 12:20 2:20 4:20 5:20 6:50 8:20 9:20 10:35 12:20 Airport Connection Manhattan # 7:20 8:45 10:30 12:30 2:30 4:30 5:30 7:00 8:30 9:30 10:45 12:30

— —

5:00 6:10 8:15 10:15 12:15 5:05 6:15 8:20 10:20 12:20 5:15 6:25 8:30 10:30 12:30 5:25 6:35 8:40 10:40 12:40

MONTAUK LINE

To The Hamptons WESTHAMPTON LINE To The Hamptons

— —

— —

Hampton Bays East Quogue

2:00 2:30

10:50 11:50 12:20 1:50 10:30 11:00 12:00 12:30 2:00 10:40 11:10 12:10 12:40 2:10 —

— —

AM LIGHT PM BOLD

— —

2:10 2:40 3:10 3:40 4:40 5:10 5:10 5:40 6:10 6:40 7:10 7:40 8:10 9:10 9:40 11:10

4:50‥ — 5:50‥ 6:45‥ — 5:20‥ 6:00 6:20‥ 7:10‥ 7:30 5:25‥ 6:05 6:25‥ 7:15‥ 7:35 5:35‥ 6:15 6:35‥ 7:25‥ —

READ DOWN

DEPARTING

To The Hamptons MONTAUK LINE

Westbound

To Lower Manhattan

DEPARTING

AM LIGHT PM BOLD Montauk Napeague

8

W W Beg. Mon Fri 6/21 thru Sun & Sun W thru Sun Fri 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days Mon Only 7 Days Mon Only

ARRIV.

DEPARTING

8 K

8

June Only Sat Only

READ DOWN

ARRIV.

8

June Only May Mon May Sun Mon thru Sun, Mon Fri thru & Fri SHs Sat SH,MAs June Only Fri Sat June Sun thru (May & 7 Days Only 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days Fri 7 Days 7 Days June) 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days

DEPARTING

8 May Sun June Fri & Sat thru Fri June SH,MAs Only Sat Fri, Sat Only Only & Mon Sat

ARRIV.

Westbound

To Manhattan WESTHAMPTON LINE

ARRIV.

To Manhattan MONTAUK LINE

DEPARTING

FREE DELIVERY TO THE EAST END

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LOWER MANHATTAN SERVICE: Weekend Service to and from Lower Manhattan continues this winter. MEADOWLANDS SERVICE: As long as the Giants are still in the Playoffs, we will continue our round-trip Meadowlands service.

www.hamptonjitney.com

ARRIVING

HOURS: Monday - Thursday 9 a.m. - 7:30 p.m.• Friday & Saturday 9 a.m.- 8:30 p.m. • Sunday 12 noon - 6 p.m.

Lower Manhattan Westbound MTA Bus Stop Drop-off Locations: s s s s s

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Sag Harbor Mayor Elections: An Analysis based in fact, making Gilbride, in did bring out more voter interest his own opinion, look the most as reflected in the increase in Sag credible. Mayor Ferraris summed Harbor residents who voted (in up Henry’s candidacy as “very pro2006, close to 200 voted for unopgressive,� well intended, but too posed village mayor, and 2009 a ambitious for the village level conrecord 790 voted for village cerning cultural and education promayor). Gilbride, the winner with grams — and perhaps too negative. 49% of the vote (390 votes) who As for Michael Bromberg, who says, “I will always be casual, I will received just over 20% of the vote never be a suit and tie guy,� (192 votes), Gilbride said, “Mike’s a thought the tactics of Jim Henry Gilbride & Ferraris nice guy but even he admitted often (who received the fewest votes of the three — 169 votes) worked to Gilbride’s advan- he had more questions than answers.� Gilbride tage. An example was Henry’s scare tactics con- believes he won a large percentage of the longcerning Havens Beach which were said to be not time residents, but held his own with new and younger residents. Asked what changes he will make once mayor, Gilbride said, “Nothing is going to change. The village is in good shape. We are going to keep the budget tight, hoping to end the year on budget.� He stated emphatically that his first priority is to hold the line on spending and move forward on the wetlands code. He vows to maintain the high level of service the village provides, with its great “police force, highway department and village office,� but he will “toe a tough line on the #ONCERTSs&OURTEENTH3EASONs*ULYTH^*ULYTH village budget. I listen to the residents, they want strong fiscal responsibility.� As Gilbride said this, Mayor Ferraris smiled, concurring. To clear up the Havens Beach issue, both the mayor and the mayor-elect said the Cornell University lab results the village had contracted will dictate which action the village will take concerning the drain ditch runoff, and the pollution issues it may create. However both men stressed Havens Beach is not polluted or unsafe. “We will just improve it,� is what current mayor Ferraris said. Gilbride said, “The village will remediate the ditch to reduce storm water #ELEBRATEDCLARINETIST2ICHARD3TOLTZMANJOINSTHE runoff, which I believe has been causing the "RUSSELS#HAMBER/RCHESTRAUNDERTHEDIRECTIONOF problem.� Gilbride added that Havens Beach -ICHAEL'UTTMANINANADVENTUROUSPROGRAMINCLUDING was the one he used the most “as a kid growing 6IVALDI -ENDELSOHNN -OZARTAND-ORE up.� To replace himself on the Village Board of 2)#(!2$34/,4:-!. Trustees, Gilbride is going to name Robbie /LD7HALERS#HURCH 3AG(ARBOR.9 Stein, who came in third (292 votes) in the voting behind incumbent Ed Gregory (340 votes) and newly elected Trustee Tim Culver (412 3ILENT!UCTION 2AVED!BOUT votes). “Robbie has some great ideas and now he will get an opportunity to put them into practice,� said Gilbride, adding that Jane Holden, who came in forth, is also a talent and he hopes — The New York Times that somehow she will be able to contribute to the village on some level. Both men then spoke of the team atmosphere prevalent in the Village over the last six years. Even in disagreement the respect was genuine for the opposition, and in the end everyone united once a decision was made for the good of the village. “I will continue that atmosphere of — Los Angeles Times team,� said Gilbride. The theme often repeated by both men was the concept of keeping Sag Harbor what it is now. “This is a special place,� explained Gilbride. “I was born here in 1947. My son Kevin, my daughter Kerri and my three grandchildren 1144392 Tyler, Kasey, and Gavin all live in the village, as well as Georgeann, my wife of 42 years. I could T. J. Clemente

By T.J. Clemente On July 6 at noon in the Municipal Building in Sag Harbor, Brian Gilbride will cap 20 years of public service on both the town and village level by assuming the duties of Mayor of the Village of Sag Harbor. The election for mayor this year was a three-candidate election in contrast to three years ago, when current village Mayor Greg Ferraris ran unopposed. A post election analysis took place in the meeting room on the second floor of the Municipal Building where both current Mayor Ferraris and Mayor–Elect Gilbride gave their candid opinions on why the election went the way it did. Both agreed that the three-man race

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NukeHampton Guided Missile Base in Westhampton May Go on the Market By Dan Rattiner Wanna live in the fabulous Hamptons on the site of a former nuclear missile base? That is what advisors are hoping will lure people to this 96-acre parcel in the scrub pines of Westhampton adjacent to Gabreski Airport, just in back of Old Country Road. The advisors are folks hired by Suffolk County, which now owns this site. They are coming up with ways for the County to sell off a few things it owns to, ahem, raise a little money in these hard times. The missile base is

one of them. The advisors say the property would fetch somewhere between $23 and $47 million. Figure it out. With two acre zoning, you could build a subdivision for 45 homes on the property. Figure you could get $2 million for each twoacre lot with all this history, deduct the cost of permits, roads and drainage and you could still walk away with a cool $30 to $50 million in profit. In 1960, when this base went operational, there were 56 BOMARC nuclear tipped guided

missiles there fully armed and ready to launch on three minutes notice. The guided missiles, which were 45 feet long, lay on the ground with sheet metal peak-roofed buildings covering them. When the Russians would come — this was during the toughest part of the Cold War, when Soviet airplanes were expected to cross the Atlantic to drop nuclear bombs on Manhattan — the roof of each of the buildings would open at the peak, (continued on next page)

BOOTERS GET THE BOOT IN EAST HAMPTON By Dan Rattiner As a result of an incident between a motorist in a private parking lot and a young man who had placed a boot on the tire of her car to immobilize it, Joe Guerrera, the owner of the Citarella chain of food stores, has fired the company that provided that parking control service. Instead, patrons of the popular store are now greeted at the entrance to the lot by an attendant who issues a small free parking ticket to customers, with the instructions that they be placed on the dashboards of their cars. “This is a private lot for people either shopping at Citarella or for patrons of the East Hampton Gym here at the back of the building.” “We’re shopping at Citarella,” we said, when we arrived because, indeed, we were. We were

going to have lunch at one of the café tables out front. “It’s good for two hours,” the young man said, handing us the little ticket. “Welcome to Citarella.” In the lot, we found no other signs to limit our parking, no notices about cars being immobilized and not being released until a $175 fine was paid, just the sign about the two-hour limit. We had lunch of ham and brie on a roll, and a tuna on rye with lettuce and tomato. We had light lemon drinks. Booting cars in the Hamptons has been going on for 10 years. Nobody likes it. But for people with private lots with problems in allowing their customers a place to park, it’s become for some a way to end the illegal park-

ing practice. The incident two weeks ago involved a young and not properly trained employee of the booting company. The employee put a clamp on the tire of the car owned by the woman before the two hour limit was up, and then, slapped a camera away as she tried to take a picture of him. Instead, as he pushed her, the camera struck her in the face giving her a black eye. The lot is owned by developer Ben Krupinski and is leased by Guerrera, who is partnering with the tenant in the back, East Hampton Gym. Going forward, there is to be a new sign in the lot to read as follows: PRIVATE PROPERTY. Parking Only for (continued on page 44)

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revealing the missile lying down inside, and in each, a motorized winch would raise up the missile to a nasty looking 45 degree angle. In two minutes, the missiles would receive rocket fuel through a hose. Then, at the press of a button at a SAGE control tower, the missiles would roar up into the skies. They’d be guided by radar from SAGE, achieving speeds of 2,200 miles an hour and heights to as much as 100,000 feet, and as they would approach their targets, radar sniffers on board each of the missiles would take over and guide them for the final mid-air hit. BLAM. Another Soviet Tupelov bomber bites the dust. Well, that never happened, which is why they call the 40 years from 1950 to 1990 the “Cold War.” Lots of money was spent on weapons. A few wars were fought here and there, far away — Korea, Vietnam — but the cataclysmic one never happened. Most missiles built were never fired in anger. The BOMARC in Westhampton (the name stood for the developers of the weapon — Boeing and Michigan Aerospace Research Center) were among them. If this secret missile base in the woods of Westhampton was a high point in the history of this property, the period from the end of the Cold War to the present was its low point. Today, the missiles are gone. They were taken away in the 1970s to be used as dummy targets

for bigger and faster Cold War missiles. But the 56 steel buildings that housed them remain. Suffolk County, the new owner of the property, never could decide what ought to be done with them. And so, today, they and the property surrounding them there in the woods are the County’s dumping grounds for old worn out computers, copiers, freezers, furniture, filing cabinets, tables, chairs, air conditioning units and other crap that the County never knew what to do with. There are more than 2,000 broken or junked cars on the property. There’s tons and tons of scrap metal and building material — the advisors say they could fetch $1.3 million if the right party came along — and there is, in one open field, a Police Pistol Range and in several of the 56 metal buildings, fixed up a bit —temporary offices for deputy sheriffs. And that’s about it, other than whatever nuclear and toxic goo and other crap the military got rid of by dumping out into the grass. No environmentalists have ever gone in there to size it all up. So. Want $2 million for a building lot in the fabulous Hamptons? The line forms at the rear. We’re waiting for somebody to come to the front with about $40 million smackers to get the ball rolling though. And we hope it comes soon. The County has bills to pay.

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have moved but I always chose to stay.” Now Gilbride will become mayor at noon on July 6. As for current Mayor Ferraris, he goes to his C.P.A. office across the street knowing he has handed over a town he found in chaos to his successor in fine shape during these difficult times. Gilbride said he would have voted for Ferraris himself if the mayor had decided to run again, adding, “He’s done one heck of a job.”

Local Election Results Last week, when several local villages held elections to fill various mayoral and board member positions, area incumbents proved victorious across the board. In Southampton Village, Mayor Mark Epley ran unopposed for a third term, receiving 603 votes. Incumbents Nancy McGann and Paul Robinson, running on Epley’s Citizens with Integrity Line, with 522 votes and 507 votes, respectively, easily defeated former village police officer Christopher Broich, who received 277 votes. In Westhampton Beach, incumbents Hank Tucker (380 votes) and Joan Levan (332 votes), who ran on the Lightning Party Line, defeated Stephen Arrasate and Elyse Richman, who’s run for office three times. In Quogue Village, unopposed incumbents Peter Sartorious and Randy Cardo won. In Sagaponack, incumbents Joy Sieger and Alfred Kelman ran unopposed and won.

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No Fun Fundraisers for Running Races Go Elsewhere as Police Ask for Cash By Dan Rattiner As you may have noticed, a number of traditional fun events that usually take place in the Hamptons every year have been cancelled this year. There are fewer road races, kite flies, marches and parades. Some of this lack of fun activity may be due to the state of the economy. Others may be due to a more stiff upper lip approach to the problems we face. Last week, one of our local papers wrote an editorial decrying the annual water balloon fights that take place at sea after the annual Blessing of the Fleet in Montauk Harbor. The balloons could get tangled up with the fish. Clean ups of floating debris by fishing draggers was not as effective as it should be. But the main reason there are fewer fun

events is because, in these hard times, police and highway clean up services are this year, for the first time, charging the charities for the work they used to consider part of their day to day assignment. At one recent 5k race in East Hampton, the police department said it would want $8,000 to handle traffic during the race. Other charity races have been asked to pay the costs. In some cases, the events were cancelled or moved because the amounts asked for were more than the money raised for the charities when you counted it all up at the end. Of course, the explanation of this is that if you want special police services, you have to pay extra. In easy times, it was no problem. In hard times it is.

I certainly can understand this. But I also wonder if our towns have thought this all through. In New York City, for example, I would be very surprised to learn that the annual St. Patrick’s Day Parade receives a bill from Mayor Bloomberg. It’s a fun thing. No money is raised really. The tradition goes back 100 years or more. Here in the Hamptons, the police do not charge anybody when Santa Claus comes through town on Christmas Eve, or when a high school has its annual Homecoming Queen float parade. Should the Pope decide to come to the Hamptons, would we charge the Vatican for the disruption his eminence might cause as he comes through Town? I think not. On the other hand, if the McFaddens want to (continued on page 32)

RULE UPHELD: CAR FERRY NIXED IN EAST HAMPTON By Dan Rattiner There won’t be ferry boats from afar loaded with cars landing in Montauk, Amagansett or East Hampton anytime soon. Last week, an appeals court ruled in favor of East Hampton’s Town law that rejects car ferries from tying up here. So unless the plaintiffs want to take the matter to the State Supreme Court, that is the end of it. The Town law banning car ferries in East Hampton Town was passed 10 years ago. It came about because of a proposal made by the Cross Sound Ferry company, awash in money from tak-

ing customers between Orient and New London (and Foxwoods), to cut out the middleman and take people directly to New London from a dock in the Hamptons. The middleman to be cut out in this case was Shelter Island. Seen from the perspective of New London and Foxwoods, the only way for Hampton gamblers to get from the Hamptons to Connecticut was by using Shelter Island as a doormat. From the Hamptons, you’d take the South Fork Ferry ride to Shelter Island, drive across Shelter Island to the North Fork Ferry ride to Greenport and then drive to Orient for

the Orient Point Ferry to New London. You had to be a real heavy hitting gambler to put up with that sort of ordeal, as charming and rural as it might be. Surely the Shelter Islanders hated watching everybody go zipping by without stopping. And all in all it was three hours to Foxwoods or New London any way you looked at it. A ferry boat ride from either Montauk or Amagansett direct to New London could be done in an hour and 45 minutes. As for the other way, you’d have the return trip plus all those New (continued on page 30)

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The Retreat Hosts Artists’ Original Plate Auction By Anne Calder The Retreat has become much busier recently. And while “busy” is a good thing for many companies, for The Retreat, busy is a double-edged sword. The Retreat is a shelter for battered women and their children. While the organization is pleased when people needing their services seek them out, the fact that The Retreat has become busier is an unfortunate sign of the times — they have seen a 33% increase in demand for services, which they attribute directly to the economy. The shelter has been full to capacity for the past two months. With the recent economic tumult and widespread financial uncertainty, many people are living with the fear of losing their jobs or their homes. Financial trouble causes stress, and sadly, that stress can be misdirected. Husbands, unemployed, disappointed and desperate, find an outlet for their pent up anger and frustration through physical violence against their wives and children. The Retreat does more than supply shelter. It offers counseling for the women, but also for the abusers — a group session helps men confront their behavior, change it and take responsibility for the things that they have done. Recovered batterers are continuously supported by the groups. The Retreat also runs a hotline for women who are uncertain of what to do or need someone to talk to. It offers nutritional workshops since, when faced with crises,

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people may overlook basic needs like eating healthfully. The organization also provides legal counseling to help women with orders of protection, custody issues, and court dates. In addition, The Retreat runs violence prevention programs for elementary and middle school students, teaching them about respect, bullying, and violence and conflict at home, school, or even on the Internet. The Retreat also sponsors one of the most interesting and creative benefits of the summer season: The annual Artists Against Abuse Benefit and plate auction on June 27. Kelsey and Camille Grammer will host the evening, which will include an auction of spectacular hand-painted plates by famous artists like

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Peter Max, Dan Rizzie, April Gornik, Elaine deKooning, Giancarlo Impiglia, Will Ryman and Jamie Wyeth. The evening will include cocktails, dinner and silent and live auctions. This year’s Benefit, for the first time, will also include an after party — the brainchild of Bride’s Magazine’s Maria McBride, who feels the party is a way to encourage the Hamptons’ 20-something crowd to join in the fun and help further The Retreat’s mission. The Retreat was founded in 1987 by community leaders in East Hampton as a not-forprofit domestic violence agency. Soon after, the hotline, non-residential counseling services, and domestic violence outreach programs were started. By 1992, the organization had an 18 bed shelter, legal advocacy services, parenting education, and children’s services. The Retreat is the East End’s only domestic violence center, so in 1995 they expanded to also help the towns of Southampton, Riverhead, Southold and Greenport as well. Since then, The Retreat has opened up a Thift Shop in the Bridgehampton Commons to help fund the shelter when there were government funding cuts. The organization won awards from the Family Violence Prevention Fund, the Governor of the State of New York, and Newsday for their programs. The Retreat also received the Henry D. Pearson Jr. Memorial Award, which was awarded for outstanding (continued on page 44)

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Who’s Here By Tiffany Razzano Growing up just outside of Louisville, Kentucky, Joan Osborne never dreamed that she would one day make a living as a singer, let alone a Grammy-winning one. She’s best known for “One of Us,” her award-winning pop-rock hit of 1995 from the album Relish, but the majority of her material is steeped in blues and country. Like most teenagers, Osborne grew up listening to music, particularly bands like The Rolling Stones, while her musical theater fan parents would constantly bring home cast albums of shows. Although she was involved in musical activities in high school, becoming a musician was never her life’s ambition. “It’s not something I dared to dream about,” she said. “I never dreamed of being a professional singer. When you grow up in a little town in Kentucky, these kinds of things are pipe dreams.” So Osborne headed to New York City to study documentary filmmaking at New York University. Putting herself through school, she held several jobs while taking classes. But one semester she ran out of money, and worked feverishly to save up so she could return to NYU. One night, a friend invited her to a blues bar down the block from her apartment. The band was finished performing, but the piano player had stuck around and was noodling on the piano, playing more for himself than the bar’s patrons. Osborne’s friend dared her to go on stage and sing with the pianist. If she did, he said, he’d buy all her drinks for the night — an enticing offer for a broke student. She sang a Billie Holiday song and the piano player told her she should come back to the weekly open mic night at the bar. That’s when Osborne’s musical education truly began. Though she had a late start, she was a quick learner. Almost overnight she became a part of the local blues scene, discovering music she had never listened to much along the way — Howlin’ Wolf, Etta James, Otis Redding. “I spent the money I was saving to go back to school on records,” she said. “The kind of stuff I listened to in high school. If I had followed their influences, going back to the sources, I would have found more interesting music.”

Eventually, after hitting open mics on a regular basis for a year or so, she formed her first band. “Ultimately, I realized I wasn’t going back to school,” she said. Osborne will be performing at the Stephen Talkhouse in Amagansett on July 4, and, she says, she knows the venue intimately, having performed there regularly since she just

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released “Right Hand Man” and “St. Therese” as singles. “It was kind of like getting the old gang back together,” Osborne said of the collaboration for Little Wild One, which, she added, came about accidentally — seemingly a pattern in her career. Initially she got together with Bazilian to write a few songs, when Hyman happened to stop by. “Then after a couple of days of working as a trio, I thought, ‘Hmm, this feels oddly familiar.’ So we called Rich. It was such a good experience working together again. It was very interesting. I think we are all better writers now and more interesting artists.” Osborne says that as a songwriter she is “much freer and much less afraid to make mistakes.” And getting the team behind Relish together again was good for her creatively. “I like working with collaborators who throw me off balance and push me into an area I’m not comfortable with,” she said. “It’s productive creatively.” The result is a more pop-oriented album akin to Relish — though, Osborne stresses, nothing like the type of pop music you’d expect to hear on, say, a Maria Carey or Beyonce album. This comes after releasing more genre-oriented CDs, including a country album recorded in Nashville, a soul flavored album and a record of cover songs. The first single off Little Wild One is “Sweeter Than the Rest.” At her upcoming performance, Osborne will pull heavily from her newest album, but you can expect to hear a song or two from each of her records, with a few interesting covers thrown in for good measure. Admittedly more comfortable performing than writing and recording in the studio, Osborne looks forward to making the trip out the Hamptons, and getting on stage, where she thrives. “One of the great pleasures of doing this is that a song doesn’t really develop until you take it out live and perform for an audience,” she said. “The songs get to stretch out and take on a new form. It’s about feeding off the crowd and other musicians.” Joan Osborne at the Stephen Talkhouse, July 4, 8 p.m. Tickets: $100 and $115. For more information: stephentalkhouse.com or joanosborne.com.

”I never dreamed of being a professional singer. When you grow up in a little town in Kentucky, these kinds of things are pipe dreams.” started out. “It was smaller back then, we played there before it was renovated and expanded,” she said. “And we’d sleep on the little couches upstairs because we were too broke to get a hotel room.” She’s come a long way since those fledgling days of her career, having released her seventh studio album, Little Wild One, last September. For this record, Osborne teamed up with producers/writers Rob Hyman, Eric Bazilian and Rick Chertoff, for the first time since the foursome wrote and recorded Relish, which, in addition to “One of Us,” also

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Whispers With Gina Glickman This past Saturday, the 10th Annual Love Heals benefit at Luna Farm was forced to move indoors to the Polish Hall in Southampton. Despite the rain, the “Beach Chic” themed event was a huge success and helped raise more than $300,000 dollars to benefit the Alison Gertz Foundation for AIDS Education. Guests feasted on a barbeque dinner by DeForest Gibbs, CRUMBS cupcakes and sipped SKYY vodka specialty cocktails. DJ Kiss kept the crowd moving as they bid on the silent auction for items that included an actual internship with Diane von Furstenberg which went for $2000 and a tour of the “Gossip Girl” set that went for $5250. Late night at Axe Lounge in Southampton, DJ Steve Aoki was at the helm as hundreds of guests including Stella Keitel, Sports Illustrated model Jessica Gomes, Stavros Niarchos, Jessica Hart, and the cast of the upcoming film directed by Josh Sugarman, Trophy Kids, helped PR Powerhouse Amanda Mitchell celebrate her Birthday. As VIPs posed for pictures snapped by celebrity photographer Lisa Wagner, waiters kept an endless supply of Cristal on tap. Earlier in the week, Mitchell, the owner of Southern Hospitality Marketing & PR hosted an exclusive birthday dinner party at Matt Levine’s LES restaurant, Levant East, which is not officially open to the public. Guests including, “America’s Next Top Model” cycle 9 finalists, Kimberly Leemans and Sarah Hartshorne, Amy Beth Stern, Collette Leonard, Sabrina Nieves-Greenstein and Lori Wasserman received the VIP treatment which included endless rounds of specialty drinks and a three course tasting menu. Mitchell and crew ended the night with several Cristal toasts at The Eldridge. Tennis anyone? This Saturday morning, June 27, the Ross School in East Hampton will officially unveil a tennis center on campus, and you’re invited. Congressman Tim Bishop will host the ribbon cutting ceremony at 9 a.m. Students of all ages can practice their forehand, backhand and footwork on the court at the First Annual Pro Am Tennis Tournament hosted by Jim Grabb, twice ranked the world’s number 1 doubles player, and 2-time singles AllAmerican. Plus, the one time only event will feature sessions with celebrity tennis pros Luke Jensen, Murphy Jensen and Todd Martin. For specific clinic times or to play with a pro, contact Jennifer Rockford at or 631-9075171. Post matches, the Ross School will gear up for another big event at 6 p.m. Power couple Kelsey and Camille Grammer will host the Retreat’s 14th Annual Artists Against Abuse Benefit Gala (see story, page 24). This year’s plate artists include Peter Max, April Gornik, Dan Rizzie, Robert Reynolds, Giancarlo Impiglia, Ross Bleckner, Jamie Wyeth, Will Ryman, Elaine deKooning, and many others. If you can’t make it to the gala, stop by (continued on page 38)

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In Praise of Letters By P.J. Mills Two of my favorite books are The World’s Great Letters and 84, Charing Cross Road. The World’s Great Letters, selected and edited by M. Lincoln Schuster, is over 500 pages long and was published in 1940. It includes letters by and to famous painters, poets, philosophers, statesmen, and authors. Helen Hanff’s 84, Charing Cross Road, on the other hand, is a short, scintillating compilation of letters between Hanff, a saucy New York City writer, and Frank Doel, a seriously reserved London bookseller. Their 20-year correspondence began in 1949 when Hanff went in search of obscure classics and English literature titles she could not find in New York. Seeing an advertisement from Marks & Co., an antiquarian bookstore in London, Hanff sent them a detailed list of book requests. She was promptly received two of the listed books, chosen for her by Doel. Over the years, the letters between Hanff and Doel foster an epistolary friendship built upon their shared love of good books — good in content, paper quality, and binding. Their letters include discussions of the sermons of John Donne and the Imaginary Conversations of Walter Savage Landor, as well as Hanff’s horrified response to receiving an abridged version of Pepys’s Diary. Towards the end of their correspondence, the letters have homely additions: a Yorkshire pudding recipe; notes about family and friends. This little book, filled with imaginative sympathy and literary insight, is enchanting. Historical letters are a wonderful entry into a different time and place and, in an age of

ephemeral emails, remind us of what is being lost as letter writing dwindles into insignificance. But all is not yet lost. The epistolary novel is alive and well. From 1793 to 1795, Jane Austen tried her hand at writing an epistolary novella. The result was Lady Susan, a study of an adult woman of great intelligence and force of character; it is a neatly plotted, ambitious, and sophisticated early work, unlike any of Austen’s other books. Although abandoned by Austen, Lady Susan is the source of the forthcoming novel Lady Vernon and Her Daughter by Jane Rubino and Caitlen Rubino-Bradway (slated for publication in October, 2009). Prior to Jane Austen, Samuel Richardson, an inveterate letter writer, authored three epistolary novels: Pamela: Or, Virtue Rewarded (1740); Clarissa: Or the History of a Young Lady (1748); and The History of Sir Charles Grandison (1753). Richardson adopted the epistolary form because he believed this device gave him the freedom to speak directly to the reader, while allowing for the slow development of characters and their relationships. A recent epistolary novel has a whimsical title: The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society. It was co-authored by Mary Ann Shaffer and Annie Barrows, an aunt and niece. Though this is a work of fiction, it resonates with 84, Charing Cross Road in tone and feel, and both have a post-World War II setting. The story of Guernsey revolves around the German Occupation of the British Channel Island during the war and is told through an exchange of let-

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Heyward Isham is survived by his artist wife Sheila Eaton Isham, two sons, Ralph and Christopher, and nine grandchildren. His talented poet daughter, Sandra Isham Vreeland, predeceased him in 1996. I had the good fortune to meet the Ishams in the fall of 1971, just after the death of my stepfather, Emanuel Benson. My mother Elaine and I traveled to Europe, and in Paris we visited the Ishams — friends of my mother’s. Isham was soft-spoken, clearly diplomatic, warm, and wonderful, even to a 16-year-old girl. Despite his amazing career and accomplishments, I have known Heyward Isham to have always put his wife and her career as an artist at the top of his list of priorities. He was quietly behind the scenes, pushing her into the limelight and acknowledging her talents, beauty and social grace. He was a great man and he will be missed. —Kimberly Goff

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have a wedding for their daughter with 400 people under a tent, it would be understandable for police directing traffic on their lane be paid by those throwing the wedding. But where does all this begin and end? Some years ago, my wife got this idea that we could save money on our heating bill by building giant fires in our fireplace. It was a Franklin Stove sort of fireplace and you shoveled the wood in and the smoke went up a freestanding steel smokestack and through the ceiling to come out a chimney on the roof. We tried this for about four hours, slowly getting the fire hotter and hotter. Pretty soon the Franklin Stove was glowing on the outside and when gusts of overheated smoke began to seep through the jacket of the indoor smokestack, we decided it was time to call the fire department. The engines came with sirens blaring, there were police cars and crowds of people and even an ambulance showed up. But all that came of it was that the firemen in their hazmat suits doused the fire with water and then we all stood around until everything cooled down. “Don’t do that again,” the chief said. In fact, he told us to buy a larger steel jacket to put around the smaller one. We shook our heads vigorously that we would do this, and we did. What the chief did not do, however, was tell us he was going to send us a bill. The fire depart-

ment was there for us, as were all the other services when we needed them. So here is the deal — we fund these organizations with our taxes and we expect them to provide certain services. And I think it is fair to ask just what those services are, and what goes above and beyond. I do think that there ought to be no charge when an event is held and the whole town benefits. A re-enactment of the Bridgehampton Militia heading off to the Battle of Ticonderoga might be one of them. A free performance by an opera company in a public park might be another. A tough one might be the Dan’s Papers Potatohampton 5k, which got cancelled this year. It does involve a lot of work. Our staff volunteers. Police have to be stationed at the turns of some of our rural roads. Ocean Avenue, just south of the Montauk Highway in Bridgehampton, has to be shut down for five minutes for the start. The Dan’s Papers Potatohampton, had it been held this year, which it was not, would have celebrated its 31st year in a row. Hopefully it will be back next year. In the end, the Town, after telling us there would be a bill for police services, did offer us a waiver of the costs. But by then we had already decided to call it off. The thing is that the Potatohampton is not a (continued on page 34)

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fundraiser. It was created just for the fun of it. And after it became quite popular, we found that the entry fees and t-shirt sales created extra money at the end of the day. We had $1,500 left over after paying the race timer, the port-o-potty people and other needed private services. What did I do? I wrote a check for whatever was left over to the Southampton Hospital, which, other than that, had no involvement with the race. Over the next 20 years, we probably paid the hospital $50,000 in total from the money left over. After that, we branched out and gave what was left over to a variety of other charities, most recently the Bridgehampton Child Care and Recreation Center. Our second event of the season, the Dan’s Papers Kite Fly in early August, could possibly be asked to pay a bill this summer, despite the fact that late last spring, the Southampton Town Department of Recreation called and asked if it could jointly sponsor the event, rather than just us. We said sure. After 29 years, why not? In this case, the event really is only for fun. There is no admission, no money raised, no charity, no anything. We have in the past paid for magicians and kite demonstrators and clowns and other performers if they wouldn’t do it just for fun. Some years a local supermarket gives out apples or drinking water. Archie Comics hasda stand that gave away comics to kids. All was for free. And until now, Southampton Town has been very generous in their support. Fun is good. Especially in hard times. I am writing this not only on behalf of our events, but other events, such as East Hampton’s Annual

Sandcastle Contest in Amagansett to benefit Ross School or the Mulford Farm fair or one of the more informal Easter Egg Hunts. Police services are needed. Somebody a whole lot smarter than me ought to set up some guidelines of what should be considered part of normal services and what ought to be considered above and beyond. Otherwise, all sorts of traditional fun events will pass from the scene. I am writing this sitting on the beach at the jetty just to the east of East Hampton Main Beach. One of the volunteers from the Nature Conservancy just came by with signs to put up that read RESTRICTED AREA, Piping Plover Endangered Species Nesting Area. I hadn’t noticed any little birds skittering about, so I asked her about it. “You can be out there on foot,” she said. “But no vehicles and no loud noises.” I’d parked my car inland and had walked through the dunes so that was alright. But I did ask a question. “What about the Fourth of July Main Beach fireworks next week?” I asked, motioning to the Main Beach pavilion 500 yards to the west. “Cancelled,” she said. That makes four years in a row because of these damn piping plover nests. The eggs hatch and the birds are gone by the end of July and the signs come down. Too bad the country wasn’t founded in August. I’m thinking of moving to Newfoundland. They have a big Black Fly weekend in August. Everybody pitches in.

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something was actually a gala. If it was not a gala, it would not be under the jurisdiction of the Commission. “The Dan’s Papers Kite Fly is not a gala,” Commissioner McCarthy famously announced in February, when this newspaper filled out the seven-page form for a gala date. Our staff cheered him for that at that time. “Hold it anytime you want.” The Dan’s Papers Kite Fly will take place on August 9. McCarthy is expected to clean out his fourth floor office in the newly completed Hamptons Gala Scheduling Building in Southampton on Monday at five, after the staff there holds a goodbye catered luncheon for him at 2 p.m. “Our luncheon for him is not a gala,” said our informant. Assistant Gala Scheduling Planner Harriet Fromage said that the Commissioner was so important to their organization they wondered how they could continue without him. “There are only 26 galas to schedule,” Southampton Town Supervisor Linda Kabot said. “It’s not my business, but how hard can it be to keep them from conflicting? You’d just need one person to do this, it would seem to me.” McCarthy had no comment for this story, as he is currently on vacation in Costa Rica, but in his absence, his personal assistant Bubbles VaVoom did have a comment. She said that she’s been asked by him to file a lawsuit against the Town for breach of contract. “I think the word was breached,” Bubbles said. “You could look it up.”

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Nervous Twitters part of me felt great satisfaction in knowing he is now following me. I wouldn’t block him. But I did decide to BLOCK Maureen Sullivan — once and for all. I’ve had it with her. I clicked on “Block Maureen Sullivan,” and was directed to a page that said, “If you’ve been using Twitter from your phone, click here and we’ll get you signed up on the web.” I think that would have to involve texting and I don’t text. Then I realized I could enter the site another way, with my Username and Password. But I couldn’t remember them. All I could muster up to put in was my Dan’s Papers email address. I entered the information, but noth-

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The Sheltered Islander Getting the Boat Getting the money for a boat is only half the problem, the other half is usually — your other half. July is near. If you haven’t talked your mate into getting a boat, try these strategies. Strategies for Gals 1. Promise the guy the perverse sex act of his choice, and the bigger the boat, the more perverse the act. Don’t worry, you’ll never have to do it. You can always break your promise later with some creative excuse. I like to say, “You know I’d love to do that, honey, I just love the whole thing with the chickens and whipped cream, but the

doctor said I’ve contracted Acidopholous corpus rotus delecti, and it’s very contagious when I’m aroused. But we can do it if you really want to...” That gets you off the hook everytime. 2. Promise you’ll watch his football games with him. He’ll be thrilled. Then, keep asking him questions and by half time he’ll be begging you to leave the room. Keep the beer and sandwiches going and he’ll believe you wanted to watch millionaires in shiny pants running into each other. 3. Tell him that buying a boat means you won’t have enough money to go visit your folks anytime in the coming year. This is actually true. You won’t be able to afford to visit anyone. After

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you buy the boat, a trip to Riverhead will be a big adventure. As a matter of fact, once you buy the boat, you won’t have money to do anything else except go out on the water, quelle dommage... 4. Tell him that buying a boat exempts him from house painting or repairs. After you get the boat, if you need a house repair, buy (and make sure he sees) your copy of How to Do House Repairs Yourself. Get a hammer and some duct tape. While he’s puttering around the house, do your repair work. You know how men do a deliberately lousy job when they do a housework task? So in frustration, you yank the vacuum/mop/sponge away and just do it yourself? Same principle here. Once they hear hammering, they’ll have to come to supervise you. Once they see what you’re doing, because you have no idea really, they’ll yank the hammer from your hand and off you go! I’ll pause here to say that I realize the younger readers may think it’s wrong to deceive the one that you love. In a perfect world, filled with only perfect people, perfect honesty would work. But how close to perfection is your loved one? The distance between their existing personality and perfection can be filled in with delusion and deception. In time, you’ll see the wisdom. Strategies for Guys 1. If you want that boat, promise her a full day of shopping at the mall of her choice with your credit cards, and you will go along and hold her purse without complaint. You can always break your promise later, but I wouldn’t recommend it. If you decide to, you should sleep with a gun under your pillow, just as a precaution. 2. Promise her that she can pick the next four movies you see off-Island. She’ll pick chick-flicks of course, but you can survive it, that’s what drugs and alcohol are for. 3. Tell her that buying a boat means you won’t have enough money to visit your relatives anytime soon. Even better, tell her you won’t be able to afford entertaining them at your house. Tell her that if your people show up, you’ll take them out on the boat the whole visit so she doesn’t have to cook, clean, or hostess. A woman knows a man won’t break a promise like this because men don’t like company for more that three hours no matter whose family it is, and men certainly don’t want to visit anybody’s parents and be grilled on what they’re doing or listen to hints of what relatives think they should be doing. 4. If the situation is desperate and she’s not buying any of your shallow promises, you have one stratagem left. It’s the most difficult for a man, yet it softens women up everytime. Practice this statement, “I was wrong and I am sorry.” You can paraphrase if you want, but get the words “wrong” and “sorry” in there. Women never hear these words from men, so the shock of it stuns us. And after stunning her a few times, say, “I don’t deserve someone like you and I don’t know how you’ve put up with me all these years. I wish I could ask you if I could buy a boat so I could meditate on changing my ways while on the water, but I know it’s too much to ask of you.” If you can connect that buying a boat will make you a more sensitive partner, you’re in like Flynn....

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Riders this week: 26,512 Rider miles this week: 225,010 DOWN IN THE TUBE Many celebs and millionaires were down in the Subway last Sunday heading this way and that to one of the half dozen fundraisers held in these parts that night. Among them were Rudolph Guiliani and his wife, Judith (née Nathan), who went to Bridgehampton from Noyac on the subway for the American Heart Association Gala, and Christie Brinkley, who went from Bridgehampton to East Hampton to hear her daughter, Alexa, play the piano at the Ross School Gala. When Billy Joel, who is Alexa’s father, boarded in Sag Harbor, he joined Christie. SUICIDE AVERTED Last Monday afternoon, the subway between Water Mill and Southampton was shut down for two hours as workmen searched feverishly for a man who they feared might have been hit by a train on the tracks. The drama began about noon when workmen operating the blower that cleans the tracks on the line every day at that hour came upon a sui-

cide note next to the third rail halfway between these two stations. The note was dated that day, and it said that this fellow had leapt in front of the train there because he just couldn’t take it anymore. He was painfully shy. He could hardly speak. And he was just seeking a quick end. Upon learning of this note, Commissioner Aspinall immediately ordered the shutting down of the train between those two stations so a search could take place. After an hour with no body found, dogs were ordered brought in. And after a second hour, the whole thing was about to be called off as some sort of prank when somebody happened to look up and see this man, up on the ceiling, tangled up in the electrical wires that go to the overhead lighting in the tunnel. He was a very shy even up there. He tried to speak but could not. But then, after they got a ladder, shut off the lights and by flashlight got him down onto the platform, he was able, by fits and starts, to begin to tell his story. He had indeed gone up there to jump down in front of a train. But after awhile, he changed his mind. Trying to come down, he had gotten tangled up in the wires and while trying to get free his struggles just got him tangled up tighter. When he saw the blower operator, instead of saying anything, he threw his suicide note to let the man know he was up there. But the man just

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read it and went off. When the search party came with their flashlights, he tried to hail him, but again he could not speak. He was just so glad they finally saw him. And now he could talk about it. The man is now under observation in Southampton Hospital, where we are told he is now talking up a storm. He has scheduled several TV appearances to tell his story, the first of which will be on FOX on Sunday at 5 p.m. He’s also hired an agent, who told us that he would no longer be using his real name so please don’t mention it. He is to be known in the future as Garth Battle Steele.

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Talking Amagansett with HRG’s Htun Han By T.J. Clemente To take an accurate temperature of the Amagansett Real Estate market, I spoke with Htun Han of Garnham and Han Real Estate, part of the Hamptons Realty Group. In real estate for over 30 years in the Hamptons, and for the last 28 years in Amagansett, Han knows his market well. Born in what was then Burma, Han finished his education in England before coming to the East End in the 1970s. Schooled as a marine biologist, he is a detail-oriented man whose command of the facts of Amagansett’s real estate history, sales and trends is impressive. A little over six years ago, Han, along with J.R. Siwicki Jr. and Stan Esposito, formed the Hamptons Realty Group (HRG) that presently has 50 agents in one office in Water Mill and two in Amagansett. Han seen many sales cycles come and go and he remains extremely bullish on Amagansett. Why? First, he points out the obvious. Amagansett is the one village of the Hamptons where you can walk from the beach to town or the train. It’s family friendly with an emphasis on walking — not driving. It’s a neighbor friendly village and always has been. In the real estate market in that town, Han sees activity picking up — especially in the last four weeks. He believes a house priced correctly will sell in less than three months in Amagansett. He believes the time to buy is when the buyer feels comfortable with the property, the price, and his ability to purchase

the property — not market conditions. However, he also believes the downward pressure in pricing has come to an end. With the inventories of homes giving prospective buyers a nice choice, Han didn’t kid around about the mortgage situation today, saying only well qualified buyers with triple A credit and “pristine backgrounds,” are getting approved for mortgages during these times. If you are such a buyer, Han believes it may be a smart time to act. Using what he called his stable perspective based on long experience and expertise, he gave me a brief history lesson on Amagansett real estate. In the late 1970s homes in the lanes — Hedges, Gansett and Hand, for example — which are south of Route 27 between the ocean (Bluff Road) and the village, had median values between $80,000 and $100,000. These were well-built historically-styled homes that, even today even with the market as it is, are worth between $2.5 and $6 million. Han said that over that period of time, land in Amagansett went up about an average of 6-8% a year, while homes went up about 8-10% per year. He put the sales cycle of homes in Amagansett in an eight to 15 year cycle, where the homeowners usually move due to life stage. Han has sold the same customers homes when they wanted to move up, or down in size,

and has helped some sell when it was time to perhaps retire elsewhere. Han’s passion for the Amagansett real estate market is as strong today as it has ever been. He takes pride in being part of HRG because of the long time experience he and the other two principals have. “J.R. Siricki has been in Water Mill for over 28 years, and Stan Esposito has been in Amagansett for over 38 years,” said Han. “I’m proud to be associated with J.R. and Stan.” Because of their longevity in each territory, Han says he and the other principals know the territory — meaning the homes, the history of the owners and the trends on the specific lanes where the homes are located. They know the neighbors, what they paid for the homes and when they bought them. All this knowledge is useful when explaining to a buyer why the property they’re interested in purchasing is the right action to take. A successful agent, tested over a lifetime of achievements, Han isn’t out to make a quick dollar but to share his love of Amagansett by placing potential buyers into the right situations so they too can add to the Amagansett community. He is also ready to help sellers get the proper equity from their sales of the homes when the time comes. He’s old school, and strives to bring honor to a profession that has taken a hit in reputation in recent years in the Hamptons.

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then got the message that the email address had been taken. I blame Maureen Sullivan! Not only am I a victim of her following me, I am now a victim of identity theft. Or maybe I had signed myself up but didn’t remember. I went back to the homepage, and sheepishly typed into the search box, “I don’t remember my user name and password,” and hit enter. Nothing happened. That’s when I realized I was truly lost. Then, somehow through the site, I managed to send an email to Twitter. It said, “I have forgotten my user name, password and user ID. The only thing I know for sure is my email address. Please help.” It’s a week later and — nothing. Suddenly I was hit by the ridiculousness of the situation. Almost a dozen people have found me on Twitter, but I can’t find myself. And until I do, I’ll have people lined up to follow me. I don’t have to let them, but for now I can’t block them either. In the meantime, I’ll be under the threat of being followed, which I don’t like. I have a friend who also hates being followed. He was in the Army and after four years of having people literally breathing down his neck, he couldn’t stand the thought of having anyone behind him. We fell out of touch a long time ago — haven’t spoken or seen each other in years. I wonder how he’s doing? I wonder if he’s on Twitter? I might just try to find him — as soon as I find myself.

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human services and exceptional work in strengthening human relations. By hosting the Artists Against Abuse Benefit for the Retreat, Kelsey and Camille Grammer hope to highlight the need for domestic violence education and bring greater awareness and change. The event will also honor Louise and Steve Bergerson for their continued sponsorship throughout the years, East Hampton Town Police Officer Grace LaFemina, and Sergeant Nancie L. Byrne, the Commanding Officer of the Domestic Violence and Elder Abuse Bureau for the Suffolk County Police Department. In addition to attending the benefit, those interested in supporting The Retreat can donate money to the shelter, volunteer to man The Retreat’s hotline, or go to the shelter to help children with their homework or tell them stories. Volunteers can help mothers prepare their resumes for job search, help organize events and fundraisers, or work in The Retreat’s Thrift Shop. Donating gently used clothes and house wares to the Thrift Store also helps. The Artists Against Abuse Benefit. Ross School, 18 Goodfriend Dr., East Hampton. Saturday, June 27 from 6 to 10 p.m. Tickets: $450 each, or $250 for “Junior Art Enthusiasts” (age 35 and under). Sponsorship tickets from $1,000 to $10,000. To purchase tickets, visit TheRetreatInc.org. The Retreat’s Thrift Shop is located in the Bridgehampton Commons. To volunteer or donate call 631329-4398.

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Citarella Customers While Shopping and for East Hampton Gym Customers While Working Out. Any Violators Will Be Towed at Customer’s Expense. “It’s unfortunate there’s this parking situation in East Hampton,” Joe told me. “But it’s everywhere in the Village and there’s all different ways of dealing with it.” Joe is to be commended for ending the booting program as quickly as he did after the altercation. In the Village of East Hampton, which has jurisdiction over this lot, Village Manager Larry Cantwell said that the Village Attorney is looking into ways to regulate the practice of booting. It was called to his attention, he said, by an article in Dan’s Papers describing the booting laws passed in many cities and towns that severely limit the practice of booting. For example, in Minneapolis, booting is licensed, with licenses only issued to booting companies for specific lots that can meet specific specifications. The specific specifications are that it is impossible for a tow truck to properly enter or egress the property. Other than on such properties, booting is prohibited. Also, anyone employed by a booting company has to show proof of graduation from an anger management course. At the present time, booting operations are going on in several other lots in the Hamptons. The sooner this practice is abandoned and the sooner regulations are made to severely limit the practice, the better.

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By T.J. Clemente The 2009 summer season is now a few weeks old and one thing is for certain, umbrellas are in fashion in the Hamptons. Navigating through these early summer showers are entrepreneurs with projects that fly in the face of the economic downturn — the opening of new businesses, the creation of new developments, or the finalizing of approved planning board projects. All of these situations come to bear in the tiny historic village of Water Mill. Local Water Mill developer (and former Southampton Planner and Town Councilman) Dennis Suskind expressed confidence that his Water Mill Train Station development, which is located on the land north of the highway and right behind the Water Mill Shoppes. Suskind said it will eventually come to fruition but not in the “immediate future.” Now that the project has passed the Town Planning Board, some changes that it demanded will be “fine tuned into the plans,” with the emphasis now not on retail space but office space for the 21,000 sq. ft. project, which will incorporate the creation of six new buildings, while including the historic train station in the mix. “Very few if any retail businesses will be in the development,” Suskind explained. The project was met with a fair share of opposition from at least five community organizations as well as the Southampton Town Trustees, mainly over the issue of traffic in an area where many feel there’s already a bottleneck. In addition, opponents felt the project was green lighted to be larger than what the property might call for because of a shared parking agreement with the Shoppes. Nonetheless, the project was approved by a vote of 4-2 in May. Moving across to the south side of the highway, you’ll find the completed and ready-to-be-rented Water Mill Ateliers development — three state of the art commercial buildings created with a barn like theme and lots of windows and high ceilings. Ari Meisel has planned and created this project to be “energy efficient and occupant friendly.” The development’s sales staff is proclaiming it to be “8,000 feet of state of the art offices.” The property will be LEED certified and environmentally sound. A competitor, who asked not to be named, was wondering why work has seem to be halted on the project, which is all but complete except for interior finishing touches and the parking lot. While Meisel and Suskind are bullish long term on Water Mill’s commercial future, a walk

On the Streets: Water Mill through the village revealed a touchy time for small businesses. The big clue? A substantial amount of unrented space with the season already in progres. However, there are two new businesses in the Water Mill Shoppes. Joining the existing Citarella, Foody’s Pizza-Grille, Blockbuster Video, Vitamin Shoppe, Water Mill Cleaners, Southampton Wine and Liquor, Go West (which is having a huge moving sale), Flowers and Gifts, Muse and Dish will be two newcomers: Subway, the national fast food sandwich chain, and a new surf shop named the (continued on next page)

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I want to share the story of June 20, 2009. My weekdays are spent at TV360.tv. Weeknights I’m a daddy and husband. Weekends are ball games, recitals, and a “quickie” with mommy. Any free time left over is spent on this film. I do the post-production, I write these articles, update the website… you get the idea. I’ve poured my heart and soul into this movie. So when the American Heart Assoc. asked if I’d premier my movie trailer at their gala in Bridgehampton, I was honored. One problem … I have no trailer. Time to make one. Barbara from AHA wanted the DVD by Wed. “I have a day job Barb, how about Friday?” She agreed. Fast forward to Friday 7pm. I call Barb to beg for more time. “Dennis, the gala is in less than 24 hrs, you’re scaring me.” “Barb, the DVD is in your hand by 9am.” My problem is writer’s block. What do I put in the trailer? Imagine if 400 people say my movie sucks? I work thru the night and then birds chirp. It’s 10am and I have 4 emails and a voicemail from Barb. I burn the DVD. Fast forward. It’s noon. Barb gives me a “Hamptons cheek kiss” and then makes a face. “Sorry Barb, I haven’t brushed my teeth.” In comes TJ the A/V guy to say my DVD isn’t working. Barb looks at me like the Grim Reaper. I’ll rush home, fix it, and be back by 2pm. Fast forward. It’s 6pm and the DVD won’t burn. The gala starts at 6:30. I’m frazzled, unshaven, undressed and my breath is worse. I’m ruined. TJ calls, “where are you?” His two huge ballroom TV screens are waiting. I consider not returning. I’ll lie and say I had a car accident? I try burning the DVD off my laptop. It works, well, kind of. The video size is distorted. Fast forward. It’s 7pm. I’m beyond sick to my stomach as TJ tests the DVD. I ask, “See the distortion?” He says not to worry. The audience won’t notice. Bad answer. Bill Hemmer from FOX is about to introduce my movie. Five beers flow in my veins. At my table is Dan, his wife, and six strangers. My wife, Mary, tells me to calm down. I ‘d get mad but she looks so HOT in the low cut dress free of baby formula stains. Nevertheless, I’m scared the DVD won’t work. I know it. “Mary, lets leave.” “I’m not going anywhere”, she replies. I head for the parking lot alone. My 1997 Jeep is between a Mercedes and BMW. I think how ironic it is that I’ll have a heart attack in my car while the world’s best cardiologists are inside waiting on my broken DVD to play. I crack the window. I hear Hemmer mumble something and then silence. I hear my intro music. If I hear chuckles in 10 seconds the DVD worked… Then BANG! Major laughs. Then more laughs, laughs again, one more set and then applause. Hemmer wants me to stand but I’m in the parking lot. Dan waves to the crowd. Mary comes to the car. “It was sensational!” I give her the keys. “Lets go home, get drunk, and have a quickie.” She replies, “After you brush your teeth.” www.kinghamptons.com

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Suffolk County Fire Commissioner has refused to give us permission to fire off fusillades of fireworks in all the tunnels between the stations. We had learned the East Hampton Fireworks at Main Beach was once again cancelled this year. So we stepped in planning to have this grand conflagration everywhere on our system. So now we can’t do that because this stupid Commissioner says it would be a fire hazard. Now here’s the killer. We went to the East Hampton Village Board when we got the message our request was being denied, and we volunteered to GIVE the fireworks to them so they could be set off not at the beach but at the most obvious place imaginable where there are no endangered Piping Plovers to cause cancellations, which is Herrick Park, right smack in the center of town. This park is practically surrounded by parking lots. It’s a central place for everybody. Business would boom in the downtown that night if the fireworks display were held there. But you know what they said? They said no. There will be no fireworks this year. Hard to believe, isn’t it. On Saturday July 5 at 11 a.m., author Dan Rattiner reads from his new book, One Year on the Hampton Subway, at the East Hampton Airport. Hope to see you there.

Quogue Officer Killed Off-duty Quogue Village police officer, Richard Kappel, 40, of Speonk, died last Sunday when he lost control of the Ferrari he was driving and hit a tree on Speonk Riverhead Road in Eastport. His passenger, Christian Gomez, 33, of New Hyde Park, the cousin of Kappel’s wife, was also killed in the crash. An eight-year veteran of the force, Kappel also served as a union officer and in the Air National Guard.

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Flying Point Surf Outlet, which is now opened seven days a week. It’s fun to walk into a surf shop, especially at the beginning of a summer season, to see the cool new bathing attire and gadgets marketed to guarantee fun in the sun. (I noticed umbrellas there too!) The shop seemed to be doing a nice business, as was Subway. One vender of a shop on Route 27 in Water Mill said business this year is down about 30% so far, maybe due to the weather and the economy. Since he owns the building, he thinks he will be okay. Before researching this article, I’d never actually walked the business district of Water Mill. In fact, the only time I’d stop there was to have breakfast at the famous Hamptons Café Espresso Bar on the South side of Route 27 across from Deerfield Road. It has always been the morning place for Water Mill residents and visitors to read Dan’s Papers while having a great breakfast. As it turned out, a walk down the red bricked sidewalk of the Water Mill Square was pleasant, with the smell of take-out food, sounds of a piano rental and a sales shop that caught my eye. There’s no mistaking that the Water Mill business district is in transition. With some shops not rented, because of the small size of the business district as opposed to Southampton and East Hampton Villages, it is a touch more noticeable. But the shops that were open had eager sales people ready to serve with charm. I drove to the Water Mill train station, in a sad state of neglect. Windows were boarded up, the parking lot had an Alfred Hitchcock atmosphere in the sunset hour. Despite the controversy over the plans for the spot, tasteful development is easily better than neglected ruins.

Save the Fireworks! For almost 30 years, Three Mile Harbor has played home to a spectacular show of fireworks in mid-July. The event is now part of the Rock the Harbor fundraiser and provides family friendly entertainment while passing on all contributions to regional and local charities. But due to the lackluster economy there are no guarantees that this year’s show will go on. The Clamshell Foundation, which is run by all volunteers and seeks to enrich East End communities, is asking the general public to step up to the plate and see that the sky is lit up July 18. They are in desperate need of sponsors to pledge money to purchase the Grucci fireworks. Individuals and firms who would like to help can send their tax-deductible contributions to Bonac Fireworks, P.O. Box 2725 East Hampton, NY 11937 or call 631-324-6250 for more information.

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Art Walk & Auction in Sag Harbor By Amelia Persans In an interview with organizer Sag Harbor is renowned for its April Gornik, she stressed SSH’s small town charm and timeless gratitude to the Old Whaler’s quality. Businesses established Church for lending the space in in the ‘40s or ‘50s proudly bear the past, but said they were very their original signs and storeexcited to conduct the auction in a fronts. Yet within its historic gallery setting this year. Main Street district there is The similar mission statements room for a fresh approach. The of the Tulla Booth and Rebecca village has continued to thrive as Cooper’s Gallery Row Arts Tours a result of respect for history and and SSH has led to their natural innovation. This weekend, two union. In an interview with institutions that have worked Rebecca Cooper, she said that separately in the past to prewhile many Sag Harbor galleries serve and celebrate Sag Harbor, don’t exclusively show Sag come together for a day of art . Harbor artists, there is a tendenFor over three years, Tulla cy to promote East End artists, Booth (Tulla Booth Gallery) and perhaps more than other Villages. Rebecca Cooper (The Gallery) SSH, similarly, works to protect have led Art Walks throughout and celebrate Sag Harbor’s busiSag Harbor to highlight local nesses and historic landmarks. businesses and artists. In an This year Booth and Cooper will Watercolor by Eric Fischl interview with Booth, she said be assisted in their two tour that the tours got their start once her original groups by members of SSH, Jayne Young and idea gained momentum by Cooper’s interest. For Susan Mead, on the Art Walk, and the tour will about the same amount of time, Save Sag Harbor conclude with the SSH Benefit Art Auction at (SSH), a non-profit, has been dedicated to pre- Christy’s. Gornik said she is especially pleased serving the uniqueness and intimacy of Sag with the day’s line-up since having the gallery Harbor. tour before the auction ensures equal attention For the past couple of years, SSH has held a to all of Sag Harbor’s art spaces, instead of just Benefit Art Auction to fund their activities. This highlighting Christy’s. year the auction will take place at Christy’s Art The art events begin at 2 p.m. this Saturday, Center on Madison St. Michael Eicke of Christy’s June 27, with the Art Walk. The tour will leave has generously interrupted the current motorcy- from Sag Harbor’s landmark windmill and last cle exhibition and donated the space to the cause. about 2 hours. Attendees are welcome to join or

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none, with the Bay as our backdrop on a beautiful sunny afternoon for brunch. The water offers diners a sense of calm, a much-appreciated feeling while enjoying a delicious meal. My frothy cappuccino was rich and robust, complete with a snowy mountain of foam. A peach bellini tickled our tastes buds in preparation for the meal to come. The brunch menu at the Inn Spot is short and sweet, with staples like eggs and omelets, pancakes and French toast. The Huevos Rancheros came highly recommended by both Cheffe and server, but I already had my eye on something else. After much deliberation, we decided on Eggs Florentine, a Belgian Waffle with the works, home made corned beef hash (amazing!) and a side of bacon. The Eggs Florentine didn’t disappoint. The creamy, buttery hollandaise was so silky it danced. The eggs were perfectly poached, their centers still soft and glowing deliciously. The spinach cut through the otherwise richness of this classic dish, and, interestingly enough complemented the flavors just right. With the eggs came sweet potato hash browns that were simple and

By Genevieve Salamone For those who visit Long Island for its breathtaking water views, The Inn Spot on the Bay is a dining experience that should not be missed. Set in a fully restored Victorian house, the exterior may seem a bit staid, but once you step inside, or, rather, outside on the deck, you will fully appreciate why Cheffes and owners Pam and Collette chose this quaint location for their establishment on the banks of the Shinnecock Bay. After closing its doors in Quogue, where The Inn Spot was a local favorite for out-of-this-world breakfast and lunch specials, the Cheffes are more than pleased to bring their brunch specials back where it belongs — on their menu! Our seats on the patio outside were second to

delicious – cooked crisp on the outside, and the inside offered an explosion of soft warmth and sweetness. The Belgian Waffle came out steaming and loaded with a mountain of fresh strawberries, mangoes and bananas (we later found out we should have included the home made ice cream on our waffle, one of Cheffe Pam’s specialties). The waffle was moist on the inside with a satisfying crunch on the outside. The corned beef hash was quite good – salty, crunchy on the outside from the griddle and smooth on the inside. It was a mixture of delicious flavors and tantalizing textures. Although the view was distracting at first, I was won over by the simple, delicious and affordable food offered up by Cheffes Pam and Collette. This brunch on the Bay is a winner. The Inn Spot on the Bay is located at 32 Lighthouse Road, Hampton Bays. Brunch and Lunch are served Friday through Sunday starting at 9 a.m. Dinner is served Thursday through Sunday starting at 5 p.m. For more information, call 631-728-1200 or go to theinnspot.com.

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brownies and banana bread. For more information, call 631-288-2700. The kitchen at Rowdy Hall, in East Hampton, will stay open until 11 p.m. starting Sunday, June 28 for their acoustic jam sessions. All acoustic musicians, and those wishing to listen, are welcome to come jam, while feasting on Rowdy Hall’s menu. Sessions start at 9:45 p.m. For further information call 631-3248555. Turtle Crossing, in East Hampton, announces a new Aprés Beach Happy Hour every Saturday and Sunday from 5 to 7 p.m. Specials include $3 drafts and $6 frozen margaritas. Sunday’s Happy Hour will feature a live performance by local band Feed the Need. Turtle Crossing’s new bar sharing plates will also be offered, such as Turtle BBQ sliders ($12), chili seared shrimp ($12), corn fritters ($10) and spinach and artichokes queso ($10). Call 631-324-7166 for details. Harbor Bistro, in East Hampton, is now open seven days a week for dinner. Their extensive $29 prix fixe and $19 Chef’s prix fixe will be offered every night from 5 to 6 p.m. The $19 menu, recently brought back by popular demand, changes nightly and features generous portions with a choice of soup or salad, choice of pasta, fish or meat entrée and a dessert. The $29 prix fixe menu includes a choice of three courses, or two courses with wine, with items such as panko crisped black bean fish cakes, hibachi grilled salmon with soba noodles, daikon salad and shiitake-ginger vinaigrette and profiteroles. For reservations, call 631-324-7300. Tide Runners, in Hampton Bays, open seven days, offers an array of specials throughout the week. Monday is “Twin Lobster Night,” with twin onepound lobsters, corn and baked potato for $24.95. Tuesday is “Twin Tails,” with two lobster tails, corn, baked potato, and draft of Blue Moon for $28.95. Wednesday features the “Deadliest Catch,” with two pounds of snow crab legs, corn, baked potato, and draft of Peroni for $24.95. Thursday’s “Clam Bake” includes a one-pound lobster, baked clams, steamed mussels, corn, and baked potato for $24.95. Friday is “Beat the Clock” lobster specials for $24.95 from 5 to 6 p.m., $26.95 from 6 to 7 p.m. and $29.95 from 7 to 11 p.m. For information, call 631-728-7373.

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Life S tyle Beauty/Fashion The summer is well underway and the weather has really put a damper on most of us, including beach goers, joggers, picnickers, BBQ-ers, gardeners, and more. But the shoppers – they don’t mind a bit! Let’s do it – let’s shop with or without the umbrella! Apricot Lane on the corner of Hampton Road and Main Street in Southampton has gone to the beach this summer. They now feature a full line of bikinis, tankinis, and great chiffon tops, dresses, maxi skirts, and wraps in every color of the rainbow, as well as tiedyes for the summer. Look for Maui Babe all natural tanning products, made with Kona coffee, natural oils, and SPF30 sunscreen. Get yourself ready for Saturday, July 4th, when Apricot Lane will be offering 20% off your entire purchase for one day only, in observance of the holiday. In celebration of Jill Lynn & Co., Jewelry By Design, 66 Jobs Lane, Southampton, everyone is invited to a “Cocktail Party” on Saturday, June 27 from 5 to 9 p.m. Spin their “Wheel of Fortune” and win fabulous prizes including jewelry, gift certificates, discounts and special “Mystery Prizes.” Meet the designers: Jill Lynn, Elizabeth Bassine, Omar E. Torres, Quattro and Eric Wreede and glass artist Jeffrey P’Anan. The art glass will be on display from June 27 through July 15. For info call 631-287-1001. Hot off the press: Southampton Hospital has just produced a centennial book written by local writer Mary Cummings. The historical memoir 100 Years of

Healing: Southampton Hospital 1909 – 2009 is for sale for $25, with all proceeds from the sales going to help the fundraising efforts of the hospital. The book is a compilation of wonderful stories and old photographs that bring the history of Southampton Hospital right to your coffee table. It is available at local bookstores, including BookHampton, on Main Street in Southampton. Or email dcraven@southamptonhospital.org to order a copy and support the hospital. Eileen Bellini, the gal who won the Dan’s Papers Hamptons “slogan contest” a few years ago, is constantly expanding her horizons. She will be at the Hampton Craft Fair, June 27 and 28, with her plaques and her slogan “The Hamptons – Where the Sea Greets the Stars.” Stop at the Fair next weekend, and take a look at what she has done with her infamous Dan’s Papers slogan. What’s brewing at Hampton Coffee? At both locations, Westhampton Beach and Water Mill, the second batch of their very popular, new, stainless steel tumbler/travel mugs has arrived. For only $15.99, you not only get a very fashionable accessory, but you’ll receive your first coffee or tea in it for free. Plus, every time you bring in your travel mug, you’ll get 20 cents off your beverage. How about Sag Harbor for shopping and finding unique and precious merchandise that you will wear and cherish forever? Lisa Perry, the beautiful boutique at the American Hotel on Main Street, has it all

going on with a wonderful mix of fashion, home furnishings and lifestyle gift items that are all bright and fun. Stop in and say hi to Sarah, she will be happy to assist you, especially if you are looking for something really special. Starting on Thursday, June 25, Barneys New York Outlet at the Tanger Outlet Center in Riverhead has an additional 25% off select ladies’ and men’s merchandise, already on sale throughout the store. Women’s designer ready-to-wear clothes will be an additional 40% off – can’t beat that sale! Dee, Mary and staff of the Little Shop of Blessings, located on 5th St. in Greenport, is now open to serve the East End with religious themed greeting cards, statues (both indoor and outdoor), medals, liturgical CDs, wall decor, prayer cards, Rosary beads, bibles, and handmade items for infants. If there is an article that you don’t see in the shop, they will see if they can locate it for you. This shop is very unique and has extremely competitive prices. Open Saturday afternoons at 5 p.m. and after all of the Sunday masses at St. Agnes Church. For further information, call Dee at 631-765-4114 or St. Agnes Rectory at 631-4770048. Until next week – ciao and happy rainy day shopping! Having a sale, getting new inventory, are you a new kid on the block? Comments or questions? Please email me at shoptil@danspapers.com.

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NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK Hound Hill Design 51 Jobs Lane, Southampton 631.377.3165 – houndhilldesign.com Hound Hill Design has just re-opened in a new location smack in the middle of Jobs Lane. Formerly at Hayground Road and Route 27 in Watermill, the new store is set in a charming courtyard with a beautiful garden and fountain. The store is a light, bright, sophisticated mix of beach, Belgian, and French with a transitional feel to it. Owner Nancy M. Toon has made sure you feel welcome when you enter the store with an enticing scent and beautiful furniture, antiques, and accessories displayed in vignettes, along with great gift ideas. “I wanted to make sure that I can offer something special for everyone coming into the store in every price range. A fifteen dollar lotus votive can make your side table beautiful.” Hound Hill Design offers staging and a full interior design service for any size project from concept through completion including in house consultation, floor plan, furniture and fabric schemes, lighting and accessories. Their custom work includes slipcovers, upholstery, curtains, and pillows. Open daily from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m., and by appointment only on Wednesdays. La Perla 66 Newtown Lane, East Hampton 631.771.3232 – laperlausa.com La Perla, the Italian luxury brand, opened the doors to its first North American Pop-Up shop in East Hampton. The 900 square foot boutique is bright and spacious, reflecting both the principle elements of La Perla Boutiques globally, and the beach atmosphere of East Hampton. It will primarily showcase the La Perla Mare swimwear collection, renowned for innovative couture hand detailing and the ultimate in luxury swimwear, with limited and exclusive distribution in North America, and a complete line of lingerie. The assortment selected for the East Hampton shop will include bathing suits, pareos and tunics. Lingerie includes silk robes, chemises, nightgowns and the quintessential La Perla lace intimates and corsets. Of course lingerie will be well

Sports/Outdoors Spring is here and ticks may be abundant on many Long Island trails. Trails through woods of oak and pine with high grass or a brush layer of blueberry and huckleberry, or bushy low-growing scrub oak encroaching on the trail set up a perfect scenario for hikers to pick up ticks. Stay on paths and try not to brush against vegetation. Inspect for ticks periodically. Immediately before re-entering vehicles, check yourself (and have someone check your back) for ticks again. If you see a tick on your clothing, pluck it off and flick it into the woods. They are very “grabby” creatures so it takes a very determined flick to get them off your finger. Some deer ticks and Lone Star ticks may carry diseases including Lyme disease, Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever, Babesiosis, and Erlichiosis. You can greatly reduce the risk of contracting these diseases by preparing for your hike in advance, and following this advice. Wear light colored long pants, and a light colored shirt and socks; light colors make it easier to see the dark colored ticks. Towards the end of summer, ladies kneehighs in white, worn over socks or as sock liners are necessary because small, larval ticks will travel through even treated loosely woven athletic socks, but they cannot travel through tightknit woven fabrics. Tuck your pants into your socks

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Pailletts 78 Main Street, Sag Harbor 631.899.4070 Danielle Gisiger, owner of Ateliers Danielle Gisiger Ltd., has worked in NYC since 1991, after she completed her studies at the Academy of Art and Country Pet Boutique Design, Basel Switzerland. She 70 Love Lane, Mattituck Pailletts, Sag Harbor has been a passionate designer 631.298.7800 of clothes and hats ever since. Her new store Judy Klipp, lover of animals, always seemed to be Pailletts, tucked in nicely by Java Nation, will propel hunting for pet food for her dogs. Finally, her son, the launch of “exclusive shapes – limited runs” which Ray, suggested that she open her very own pet prowill offer a range of Gisiger’s newest designs, as well visions shop. Jumping in barefooted, the Country as accessories, jewelry, and artworks by various Pet Boutique was born. Klipp thought that by makartists. The shop is a mix between retail and gallery, ing this store different, it could fit in with the counoffering original designs in exquisite materials. For try feeling of the North Fork. Her unique pet mernow the shop offers mostly cotton pieces, but as the chandise, sitting on and in country cupboards, summer goes on, they will offer more “summer coupainted tables and wicker baskets, creates a cute ture,” a specialty from their studios that includes the and homey aesthetic in her little shop. A relatively “Crowned Whale Of Sag Harbor” t-shirt. Also in the small store, carrying quality all natural dog/cat mix are one-of-a-kind handmade hats, shawls, jewelfoods and treats, collars and leashes, from simple to ry from new to vintage baccarat and various fine arts bling, training collars, soft harnesses, coats and that will rotate as the season goes on. sweaters for winter, spring rain jackets, cute tshirts, boots, hats and bandanas, the Pet Boutique Summer Girl is a welcomed addition to the area. The shop also 775 First Street, New Suffolk carries furnishings such as beds, summer futons 631.734.5698 (for by the pool in summer), grooming supplies, In the Hamlet of New Suffolk, you will find the shampoos, conditioners, spritz, paw healers, vitaoriginal General Store, a 100-year-old building by the mins and supplements, wipes, toothbrushes, toothwater next door to the popular restaurant Legends, paste, training pads, strollers, roller bags, ceramic called Summer Girl. Definite recommendations are food bowls, doggie backpacks, treat bags, first aid their vintage cottage-style furniture, fun jewelry, kits, seat covers, green cleaning products – too clothing and accessories. Also on the shelves are many items to mention here. Stop in with your pet, Indian cotton tunics in beautiful prints, hand-woven get a free treat, say hi to Judy and she will be happy scarves, and sweater wraps, all of which are flying to assist you with any of your special needs conout the door. There is also a nice selection of beach cerning your best friends. glass earrings and anklets, tote bags from Paris, leather belts from Morocco, a large selection of all Are you a new business? Do you want everyone to natural soaps, Mexican church candles, and very know about you? E-mail Maria at unique cards and boxed notes. Summer Girl is an NewKids@danspapers.com.

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and tuck your shirt into your pants. DEET and Picardin are virtually useless against ticks, but Picardin is very effective against flying insects, so use a repellent containing the ingredient Permethrin, and follow the directions on the package. The instructions on the aerosol can of Repel or other

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my pants. When I looked closely, I realized the splotches were comprised of hundreds of tiny individual creatures. If my pants had been untreated, they would have rapidly spread out looking for skin. After a short while, unless you looked carefully, they would be so spread out you wouldn’t be able to see them. Unfortunately, for my little six-legged “friends,” they landed on my Permethrin-treated pants. In anticipation of this risk, I had treated my sneakers, white socks, knee-highs, and white pants with Permethrin. The dots were constricting instead of spreading out. The larval ticks rapidly crawled on top of each other to avoid the Permethrin-treated cloth and literally dripped off of my pants. At one point my pants looked like they were splotched with red mud, but it all “dripped” off. When I returned home there were hundreds of dead “specks” in my shoes, between layers of socks and in the outer creases of my clothing, yet I

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hadn’t gotten a single bite. These larval Lone Star ticks gather at the ends of leaves and twigs. As you brush against the leaves on which they are gathered, they transfer (en masse) to your clothes. When transferring to untreated clothing or bare skin they first look like a drop of liquid, then they spread out and look like a light puff of paint. Five or 10 minutes after they’ve made contact, they are spread out so thinly that unless you look really carefully, you can no longer see them at all. In an emergency, isopropyl alcohol and a rag takes them right off, but this has to be done immediately, because they will bite you within minutes of making contact with your skin. I have found that if you wipe them off your clothes before they get to your skin you can save yourself from an extremely uncomfortable ,prolonged itchy experience. Before entering your home, or just inside the door (preferably on a hard surface floor) remove your shoes/boots and search inside and outside for ticks. Remove socks and check both pairs inside and out. Inspect pant cuffs. In a suitable location remove all clothing, check clothing inside and out. Inspect yourself thoroughly (including armpits, and private areas, waist, behind ears, behind knees, between toes, on scalp, etc.). Placing clothing in a tightly sealed plastic bag until they can be washed and dried is a good precaution. Wash these clothes in hot water separately from others. HOW TO REMOVE AN ATTACHED TICK Remove attached ticks promptly because the risk of infection increases with time. According to the Center for Disease Control, if a tick is attached to your skin for less than 24 hours, your chance of getting Lyme disease is extremely small. An itchy red spot may develop even if the tick was only attached to the superficial layers of skin for a short time. Follow the advice on tick removal listed below. Do not use petroleum jelly, a hot match, or other products

to try to remove a tick. Saving the tick and seeing a doctor are probably not necessary unless the tick had begun to feed and swell in size – but that is your decision. Use your own discretion and common sense. 1. Use fine-point tweezers to grasp the tick at the place of attachment, as close to the skin as possible, without crushing the tick. 2. Gently pull the tick straight out away from your body. 3. Wash your hands, the site of the bite, and the tweezers with soap and hot water. Use rubbing alcohol too if the tick was crushed. 4. Watch the tick-bite site and your general health for signs or symptoms of a tick-borne illness. Typical Lyme disease symptoms include fever, headache, fatigue, and a characteristic skin rash. Left untreated, infection can spread to joints, heart, and the nervous system. For the last 18 years, I have spent more time in the woods than out. I periodically get tested for Lyme Disease and have never contracted it. I walk one hundred miles of trail a week (often through brush) and do trail work. Every day when I come home from the woods, I check my entire body for ticks. I don’t find them troubling, because I understand them. Simply stated, they grab on anywhere from the shoelaces to mid-thigh. They then start traveling straight up, seeking a place to attach. Looking for them and flicking them away has become an almost unconscious act. It took me a while to develop the method stated here for dealing with Lone Star larval ticks, but it has proven to be quite effective. With new understanding of these ticks, I expect that an easier method for protection will soon be developed. If you feel the way I do about the beautiful natural places on Long Island, these extra precautions will not seem burdensome but rather well worth the effort.

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Talking Wine With Donnell Brown, Long Island Wine Expert Fork full time? Donnell: I was born in Columbus, Ohio, and my family moved to the Dallas area when I was nine. I spent most of my life there, going to Texas A&M at Commerce for my bachelor’s degree and Texas Woman’s University in Denton for my master’s. I left Dallas in 2000, when I moved to Chicago. I then made my way to New York in 2004 on a job transfer. I came to live on the North Fork one year ago, seeking to support the Long Island wine industry. I had tasted so many terrific wines here and was so inspired by the passion and skill of the winemakers that I developed a belief in the Long Island wine region. I wanted to be a part of that. Dan’s: Who has been the most influential person in your wine education? Who, if anyone, is credited with igniting your passion? Donnell: So far, two people stand out as most influential. My first official instructor, Patrick Fegan of the Chicago Wine School, gave me my first big nudge when he acknowledged my competence in the subject, even when I doubted it myself. He is one of the few masters of wine in the United States, so his opinion meant a lot to me. Patrick gave me a nudge, but I’d have to say Roman Roth (winemaker at Wölffer Estate in Sagaponack and proprietor of his own label, “Grapes of Roth”) got me to dive in. I took a Vocation Vacation

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(check it out at vocationvacations.com) mentoring in winemaking with Roman in Summer 2007. After our first workday together, he fixed me with a stern German gaze and said, “You should do marketing for wine.” His confidence gave me confidence, and I’ve been taking his advice ever since! Dan’s: You were recently named Executive Director of the Long Island Merlot Alliance. Do you feel that Merlot is the grape upon which Long Island will continue to stake its fame? Donnell: Absolutely! Merlot does well here harvest after harvest. Nearly all the vineyards on Long Island grow merlot, and many of the red blends made here rely on some percentage of merlot. The

Merlot Alliance not only promotes merlot as the premier grape of Long Island, it also invests in research to understand vineyard practices that improve the quality of our merlot. Dan’s: What is your opinion of our wine region today, and where do you see things going in the future? Donnell: Since the first time a Long Island wine crossed my palate (Shinn Estate was my first taste of Long Island), I was hooked. I believe there are wines and winemakers on the East End that rival those of other great wine regions. As our vines continue to mature and many great vintages come of age, we will surely gain the prominence we deserve. I also have to believe that, as people get more

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interested in eating and drinking local products, they will discover fantastic wines right in their backyard. Perhaps that trend will be aided, too, by the fact that, in this down economy, people are tending to spend vacation time closer to home. When those people discover Long Island’s wine region, they’ll be hooked, too. Dan’s: You recently launched a new vineyard touring business. Tell us all about it. What makes it different from wine tour companies already out there? Donnell: Thanks for asking! I started “Between the Vines” (betweenthevines.us) to help people get to see, first-hand, what’s really special about the Long Island wine region. My model is for small groups (no more than, say, 10 or 12) to spend a whole day, not in tasting rooms, but meeting winemakers in places the public can’t normally go – the barrel room, tank room, wine library or even between the vines. The day concludes with a bonfire dinner on the beach, so people can connect with this critical element of our terroir. The dinner would be locally sourced, paired with wines we had during the day, proving that “what grows together goes together.” I know for myself that, unless I have a good reason to remember a wine I’ve had, it’s likely that I won’t. So a day “Between the Vines” is designed to leave a lasting impression so that, when someone’s looking at a restaurant’s wine list, for example, she’ll look for, recognize, and choose an East End wine. Dan’s: You still have a job in Manhattan to which you telecommute. Do you see yourself someday devoting yourself full-time to the wine industry? Donnell: Definitely! If it’ll have me! Dan’s: What are some of your current favorite local wines? Donnell: Each of the members of the Long Island Merlot Alliance – Wölffer, Raphael, Sherwood House, Pellegrini and Clovis Point – make exceptional merlots and classically styled blends that are among the best on Long Island. Other favorites include Wölffer Claletto (an amarone-style cabernet sauvignon), Raphael Sauvignon Blanc, Channing Daughters Blaufrankisch and each of its Tres Rosati (rosés made from merlot, cabernet franc and cabernet sauvignon), Lenz Gewürztraminer and Paumanok Chenin Blanc. Dan’s: What progress, specifically, have you seen in the last 10 years in Long Island wine production? Donnell: My personal knowledge of the region only extends back about five years. In that time, the Long Island wine region has made great strides in organization. Thanks to Richard Olsen-Harbich (managing director at Raphael), it now has its three official AVAs: American Viticultural Areas; Long Island, The Hamptons and The North Fork of Long Island. The Merlot Alliance was formed in 2005, seeking to provide a body of research that improves the quality of our merlot and sets out taste and aroma profiles to define what is unique about Long Island merlot versus those from California or France, for example. The Alliance also helps to bring an organizing principle to the minds of wine-lovers –like the association you might have of Argentina and malbec, or New Zealand and sauvignon blanc. When you think of Long Island you usually think of merlot. In terms of production, it’s clear to see that there are many more vineyards and winemakers here than ever before. Winemakers and vineyard managers continue to refine and evolve their methods as they have more historical data with which to make the next great vintage.

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By Maria Orlando Pietromonaco As they say, if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. In that case, if you are given potatoes, make vodka. Rich Stabile and Dan Pollicino of Long Island Spirits took those words of wisdom and ran with them, opening Long Island’s only distillery. LI Spirits produces an artisanal, hand-crafted vodka made of 100% potatoes. Retailing for $38 for a 750 ml. and $44 for 1 litre bottle, LiV (pronounced “five”) is a premium vodka, found only in select stores and restaurants. Their facility is one of only several in the region that offers samplings as well as sale of their vodka. The seed for “spirit” success was planted years ago, as Stabile helped crush the grapes with his Italian-American family in their Brooklyn basement. Stabile, who used to summer on the North Fork, retained a passion for wine and spirits, and eventually gained some formal training in the field. In 2006, while on vacation, he was struck by a bolt of inspiration and won over his best friend Pollicino, convincing him to go into the vodka business. The duo found a restored 100-year-old barn in Baiting Hollow resting on 100 acres of potato farms, and decided that it was the place to begin their story. Like all old, dilapidated structures, the barn had a history. It was originally built by the Columbus family (a family of Polish immigrants who changed their name from “Palumbus”) back in the early 1900s, who cultivated a potato farm on the land until 1943, when the family lost everything to a bad investment and the property was foreclosed. The Wanats, another family of potato farmers who lived next door, bought the property at a tax sale and expanded their potato farm, using the barn to store farm equipment. In 1968, the Piccone family, who were not farmers but businesspeople, became the new owners and leased the land to local farmers, neglecting the barn. In the late 1990s, Joe Piccone Jr. decided to revitalize the barn, taking several years for renovations. This is where LI Spirits stepped in. Stabile and Pollicino spent 2007 retrofitting the interior of the barn and creating the distillery. Though modernized and tailored for distillery use, the barn’s rustic charm and post-and-beam vaulted construction was preserved. The bottom floor of the barn is the vodka “factory,” the distillery, where all the spud magic begins and the potatoes are transformed into a smooth, clear 80-proof vodka. The potatoes are first crushed (it takes 15 pounds of potatoes to make 1 bottle of their vodka!), then fermented, distilled, filtered and finally bottled – all in about a week’s time. All the while, their fellow grape friends on the North Fork are pacing the floor for

looks the expansive, lush potato fields and vineyards that surround the facility, and doors open onto a terrace for a full view all around. The room is open Monday through Thursday from 11 a.m.–5 p.m., and Fridays through Sundays 11 a.m.–8 p.m. You can sample their vodka, buy by the bottle, and learn about the craft from their knowledgeable, very friendly staff. Tours are limited but available by appointment.

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SUNDAY, JUNE 28 AN EVENING ON THE HALF SHELL â&#x20AC;&#x201C; This Slow Food Cocktail Party on the deck of the Old Mill Inn at 5775 West Mill Road in Mattituck will Celebrate the Oyster. Special guest speaker Sandy Ingber, Executive Chef at the Grand Central Oyster Bar will be on hand for the event. Enjoy oysters from local waters, small bites and pairings with partners LiV Vodka, Castello di Borghese and Lenz Winery. A portion of the proceeds will benefit Slow Food. 5-7 p.m. $30 per person. Call 631-298-8080 for reservations or more information. ONGOING EVENTS SIRENSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; SONG GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; â&#x20AC;&#x153;On the Edge Coastal and Barrier Plants, Their Friends and Some Enemies,â&#x20AC;? 6-9 p.m. at Sirenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Song Gallery, Greenport. Portion of sales of artworks benefits Cornell Universityâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Horticultural Research and Extension Center in Riverhead and New York Sea Grant. On view through June 29. Free series of lectures on local ecology by directors and professors from program slated, call gallery for dates. 631-4771021. WEIGHT LOSS â&#x20AC;&#x201C; The second Tuesday of every month, Dr. Russ Lâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;HommeDieu, a physical therapist, holds a free weight management lecture & discussion session for people fighting similar weight loss problems. The discussion is moderated by Dr. Russ, who has upheld a 200-pound weight loss him-

self. Space is limited. For more information, contact New Life in Progress at 888-446-7764. HEALTHY COOKING MADE QUICK & EASY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; The second Friday of every month, a Quick and Easy Healthy Cooking demonstration is being offered. The demo will be done by Dr. Russ Lâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;HommeDieu, DPT; a certified Wellness Coach â&#x20AC;&#x201C; who has himself, maintained an over 200 pound weight loss for the last four years. This would be a great place to get started with new ideas on how to cook and eat healthier. He will be offering some great ideas on how to cook healthy for the whole week when you just donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have that much time. He will also be explaining all the great health benefits of including Whole Grains in your diet. If you eat, you donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want to miss this! Space is limited. Reservations required. Small materials fee. Call to reserve your spot! 888-446-7764. SKATEBOARDING â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Great skate park in Greenport offering ramps and a half pipe. Call 631477-2385 for hours.

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By April Gonzales

This weekend, LongHouse’s second container invitational, Planters: On and Off the Ground, will be judged by P. Allen Smith. Many of the participants from last year will return but with completely different ideas about what a garden planter is. I always find that inspiration comes from many sources, so it was no surprise that this year’s concept evolved from a variety of themes. Years ago at Southampton College, my photography teacher, Yoshi Higa, told us to go out into the world and experience a lot of different things. You can’t make good art by staying home and thinking things up in your head. I’ve found that things I’ve naturally stumbled upon have expressed themselves in this year’s entry. Having always loved kitsch and roadside attractions, I decided to use a rubber tire planter as the base for my entry. To me, the piece has come together as an expression of Middle America meets the Middle East. Let me explain. I have seen tire planters from Maine to Maui. White painted car tires, carved to look like tulips and turned inside out, grace lawns in all 50 states. You may sneer, but there must be something that makes this century old form of recycling endure. Once you get out the ginsu knife and give it a whack, you figure out why. Working with tires is really easy and a lot of fun. It took me twenty minutes to carve my first test tire and turn it inside

Crafty Container Contest at LongHouse out. I experimented with waveforms and intricate Islamic arched designs, copied from a tenth century Iranian ceramic bowl. Then I hit the junkyard with my husband, looking at motorcycle wheels, which are mod, futuristic and generally fantastic, old truck rims for bases and all kinds of tires. I found a wide, light duty truck tire that I grabbed and rolled up to the office. Paint experiments followed. I asked Jim Bradley, an artist at painting cars, if he could cover the rubber with the deep marine blue on the latest Hondas. But he said the paint would just chip off when the rubber flexed. Foiled, I cast about. Oils, latex, spray paint, crackle finish – I wanted an antique look, but the latex wasn’t breaking over the oils enough, and the spray paints weren’t the right colors. I visited Aage Bjeering, a well-known decoy carver who uses enamels to decorate his fishgigs. He even had a Jackson Pollack fish – an idea I thought I might steal. “Picasso said he stole all of his ideas,” Bjerring said. My husband suggested using a blindfold and flinging paint like Pollack. I tried dribbling. My test tire now had layers and layers of paint on it, and I wasn’t getting any closer to my goal. Then, in CVS, I hit on some cheap opalescent nail polish. NYC Brand. Perfect. Over the course of the winter, I had discovered a book called Ceramics from Islamic Lands that really grabbed me. I was entranced by the tile patterns at the Alhambra, just as M.C. Escher was when he

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Getting Comfy in the Family Structure Families are funny organizations. I use the term “organizations” purposefully, because, like the workplace, a family puts you in a position to socialize with people you may not ordinarily seek out. Let me explain. I’m the youngest in a family of eight siblings. There’s a 17-year span between my eldest brother and me – virtually a generation. He came of age in the late ’40 and ‘50s. I grew up in the ‘60s and ‘70s. So when I was a young hippie teenager in high school, he had already served in the marines and was a working man with a family. Let’s just say we were on different sides of most social and political issues. Yet I had to interact with my brother frequently at family gatherings. He’d provoke me, I’d provoke him, or we’d just avoid one another. But as annoying as it was, it forced me to entertain opinions that I’d otherwise ignore. I used to think that this was intentional, that God or fate or whatever laughingly placed us in families of people with wildly contrasting personalities and opinions, forcing us to work things out. Or, if we couldn’t work them out, we would at least learn the lesson that you can still love someone even if you don’t agree with what he or she thinks. In some ways, it’s a perfect arrangement. I wondered about how this would pan out when I had a child. Being born into an existing family society is one thing, having a child, and all the fantasies and expectations that come with it, is another. I worried about what our son might be like. I’d seen

“Family Ties” — liberal parents betrayed by having a right-wing son. Politics are down the line for us, since our son is only six, but I had other typical parent concerns. Would he be smart? Handsome? Funny? Athletic? But beyond that, what if we didn’t share similar interests? What if he didn’t like the beach? The arts? Taste tests involving different varieties of tomatoes? As a parent whose DNA wouldn’t be reflected in his make-up, I wondered how much of his nature I could control through nurture. As he grew beyond the infant stage, it became clear how powerful nature was. Characteristics we saw in

him as a baby in a bouncy seat blossomed. But my partner and I inundated him with exposure to our passions – food, words, theatre, photography and music. Many of them have “taken.” Like most young children, he loves the arts. But what has surprised us is his passion for dance – especially since he’s very macho. (His favorite sport is dodgeball, and a game of his own creation called punchball; and he throws a 40-foot pass with a football.) But neither of us are dancers, per se. But I remembered a ritual. When our son was three months old, my partner returned to work. Every morning, just before she left, she’d blast disco music and, dressed in her Madison Avenue suits, do the hustle holding him in her arms. By the time he was 18 months, he was in the habit of dancing after meals. Babysitters gave us the hairy eyeball when I showed them his ‘dance rug,’ and instructed them to put him on it and play a specific CD. Soon after, he started jumping up to dance to the music as credits after a movie – even at the theater. And at four and five, he opted into dance classes at the East Hampton Rec Center. Dance class buddies from last year who were a grade ahead didn’t return this year. Maybe by first grade, dance isn’t something ‘big boys’ do. I hope that’s not the case, and that – whether by our nurture or his nature – he isn’t swayed by his peers against his love for dance – nor punchball and pigskin. It’s a perfect arrangement.

Kid’s Calendar FRIDAY, JUNE 26 KIDS NIGHT OUT – Art project, crazy concoction, pizza and dessert. $45. 6:30 - 9 p.m. Studio Art, 22 Sunset Ave, Westhampton Beach. 631-998-0563. CHOCOLATE AND MORE CHOCOLATE – Celebrate national candy month by dipping, molding and eating nature’s best health food. 2 p.m. Hampton Library, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015. SATURDAY, JUNE 27 FATHER’S DAY PICNIC AND POTLUCK – Bring a dish to share with the group. 11 a.m. – 2 p.m. Red Creek Park Pavillion, Hampton Bays. 631-477-5914. KIDS NIGHT OUT – See 6/26 listing for info. MOVIES AND MUNCHIES – Celebrate the 50th anniversary of Alaska’s statehood with Alaska Spirit of the Wild and ice cream. 1 p.m. Hampton Library, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015. STRAWBERRY FESTIVAL – Create your own strawberry treats. 2 p.m. Hampton Library, Bridgehampton. 631537-0015. COOKING UP FUN – Learn to cook simple, healthy dishes. Ages 7 to 11, accompanied by adult. Pre-registration required. $5. 10 a.m. – 12 p.m. Cornell Cooperative

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Extension, Kermit W. Graf Building, Riverhead. 631-7277850 x 333. MONDAY, JUNE 29 MUSIC TOGETHER – Free demo class. Ages 0-4. 10 a.m. CMEE, Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-8487042. WEDNESDAY, JULY 1 BAY STREET MOVIES – Antz. 11 a.m. Bay Street Theater, Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. 631-725-9500. MUSIC TOGETHER – Free demo class. Ages 0-4. 10 a.m. United Methodist Church, East Hampton. 631-848-7042. THURSDAY, JULY 2 VEGETABLES’ DESTINY – Puppet show about the life of vegetables. $10/$9 members and grandparents/$5 under 3 years. 11 a.m. – 12 p.m. Goat on a Boat, #4 Hampton St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-4193. PROGRAMS/CLASSES ROCKET ADVENTURES – 6/29-7/2. 7 to 11 year olds. Build and launch rockets, learn about space, eat the phases of the moon, help build a model of a rocket to sit in, and more. $225. 9 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. LI Science Center, 11 West Main St. Riverhead. 631-208-8000. GYMBOREE AT CMEE –The Children’s Museum of the East End presents “Gymboree.” Friday mornings in May and June. $110 /$120. 376 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8250. ONGOING JACKSON POLLOCK DRIP PAINTING – Family workshop. Saturdays 10 to 11:30 a.m. in July and Aug. Pollock Krasner Research Center, 820 Fireplace Rd., Springs. Reservations at 631-329-2811. WATER MILL MUSEUM – Mondays at 11:30 a.m. “Milling Around” – Grain grinding demonstration with the millstone. Mon., Thurs.-Sat. from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m., Sun. 1 to 5 p.m. $3/children free. 41 Old Mill Road, Water Mill. KIDS KARAOKE – 5 to 7 p.m. Regulars Music Café, 1271 North Sea Road, Southampton. 631-287-2900. HAMPTON LIBRARY STORYTIME – Saturdays 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. Children ages 4 to 7. Stories and music making. Registration required. Hampton Library, Bridgehampton. PETTING FARM AT AMARYLLIS SANCTUARY – Sundays. 1:30 to 3:30 p.m. Pony rides available on most days.

93 Merchants Path, off Sagg Rd. (behind Wolffer), Sagaponack. 631-537-7335. CMEE – Children’s Museum of the East End. Interactive exhibitions, arts and science based programs and workshops, special events. 376 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8250. $7/free for members. GOAT ON A BOAT – Goatonaboat.org. Play Groups for tots on Mon. and Fri. at 9:30 a.m. Tot Art for children 5 & under Mon. at 10:30 a.m. Tot Camp Tues. - Thurs. 9 a.m. to 12 p.m. Puppet Shows Thurs., Fri. Sat. at 11 a.m. Rte. 114 and East Union Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-4193. LIL COWPOKES PONY CLUB – Every Sat. from 10 a.m.-12 p.m. for ages 3 and up. Learn about animals and how to ride a pony. Amaryllis Farm Equine Rescue, 93 Merchants Path, Southampton. 631-537-7335. YOUNG WRITERS – Pairs professional writers with high school students for four-day retreats in playwriting and creative writing. Throughout July. $525. Stony Brook Southampton. 631-632-5030. MUSIC TOGETHER BY THE DUNES – 0 to 5-yearsold. Mon. and Tues. mornings at the Dance Centre of the Hamptons, Westhampton Beach. Thurs. mornings at the Southampton Cultural Center. Fri. mornings at Southampton Town Recreation Center on Majors Path in Southampton. 631-764-4180. HEALTHY BODIES/HEALTHY BAYS – Fitness Hike led by Cornell Cooperative Extension marine educator. Ages 10 and up. Free. Saturdays. 10 - 11:30 a.m. Penny Pond County Park, Hampton Bays. 631-727-7850 x 333. JOHN JERMAIN LIBRARY STORYTIME – Thursdays at 10:30 a.m. John Jermain Library, Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049. Send all events for the kid’s calendar to events@danspapers.com by Friday at noon.

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Arts & Entertainment Comedy Tonight (and the Next) at PAC and Bay Street Performance and was also the first woman to be invited to perform at the White House Correspondents dinner. Her frequent TV appearances include Letterman, Leno, Craig Ferguson, as well as Garrison Keillor’s, “A Prairie Home Companion.” Following Poundstone’s performance over the holiday weekend, gossip-loving Joan Rivers, fresh off her appearance on Donald Trump’s “Celebrity Apprentice,” will be at WHBPAC on July 31, while the 4th annual Long Island Comedy Festival, this year

featuring Keith Anthony, Carie Karavas, Rob Falcone and Paul Anthony, returns to Westhampton on August 13. And Louis CK, known for his pithy one-liners, will close out comedy at the PAC on September 4. For more information about Westhampton shows, go to whbpac.org. Meanwhile, Bay Street has a full line-up of comedians heading to Sag Harbor on a weekly basis. David Brenner, who has the most frequent guest appear(continued on next page)

Paula Poundstone By Tiffany Razzano Comedy fans have a lot to look forward to this July and August as two of the East End’s premiere venues – Bay Street Theater in Sag Harbor and the Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center (WHBPAC) – have scheduled a line-up of some of the best stand-up comics in the country, guaranteeing that you’ll walk out of there laughing. One of the highlights of the summer will be when Paula Poundstone, who has been in stand-up for 30 years, hits WHBPAC on July 4. Poundstone, known for touching upon a wide range of topics, from politics to family life, as well as her improvisational nature, most recently released her first ever comedy CD, I Heart Jokes: Paula Tells Them in Maine. “Turns out it was a fun thing to do,” she said. “A guy just flips the switch and records it. I tell my jokes, and now I have stacks of them in my house.” And in this digital age, where artists of all kinds are able to utilize technology in order to control their creative works, Poundstone has decided to release the CDs on her own. “There aren’t the gatekeepers there once were,” she said. “It is nice that things are more in the hands of the artists now. There’s a nice freedom.” Likewise, Poundstone utilizes popular social networking sites such as Twitter and Facebook in order to connect with fans, constantly keeping them abreast of news and updating her statuses with her typical witty one-liners. Also, for the past two years, Poundstone has been a popular panelist on NPR’s weekly news quiz show “Wait, Wait… Don’t Tell Me.” In 2008, the show won the Peabody Award for Broadcasting excellence. “It’s just plain fun to do,” she said. “We answer questions about the weekly news, and we’re supposed to be funny. It’s like being a batter in the batting cage. We’re lobbed questions and we have to say funny things. It’s my favorite thing to do,” adding that she has “the world losing record on the show. I’m the village idiot.” Still, one of Poundstone’s favorite places to be is performing live in front of a crowd and promises that at least one-third of her show will be improvisational in nature, as she interacts with the audience in a segment where she gets to know the crowd and use them as fodder for comedic gold. “I usually stumble upon some hysterical stuff,” she said. During her career, Poundstone has had several solo specials on HBO, and most recently, on Bravo. Amongst her accolades, she was the first woman to receive a Cable ACE award for Best Stand-up Comedy

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Review: Meshuggah-Nuns at Gateway Playhouse house down with a high speed rendition, almost like the Andrews Sisters on speed. In a quieter moment, Crosby and Edwards combine for a beautiful duet, “A Love Like This,” that explores the differences between secular and religious love and also gives an opportunity to enjoy their voices to the fullest. Apart from playing a leading role in the show, Edwards shows his versatility by being both the director and choreographer. The orchestra under Brendan Whiting provides good back up for the performers. Meshuggah-Nuns runs at Gateway in Bellport until July 5.

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anecs on the Tonight Show, with 158 appearances, and ranks among Comedy Central’s 100 Greatest Stand-Ups of All Time, will perform July 13. Celebrity Autobiography, which features actors and comedians reading unintentionally hilarious passages from celebrity autobiographies, will take place on July 20. Jim Breuer, hailing from Valley Stream, N.Y. and best known for his stint on “Saturday Night Live” in the late ‘90s, will come to the area on July 27, while Susie Essman, most recently on Larry David’s “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” is in town on August 17. Mario Cantone, who has appeared on “Chapelle’s Show” and is best known for his role of Anthony on “Sex and the City,” will perform at Bay Street on August 24, with Robert Klein, coming to Sag Harbor a week later, on August 31. Janeane Garofalo, with Rob Riggle, closes out the comedy season at Bay Street on Sept. 7. For more information, go to baystreet.org.

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By Roy Bradbrook Almost 25 years ago the first version of Nunsense opened off-Broadway and ran for an astonishing 3,672 performances, proving that religion can be fun as audiences laughed at the antics of the Little Sisters of Hoboken. After eight new versions that have run all around the world and been translated into many languages, creator Dan Goggin decided to vary the theme by having the nuns be aboard a cruise ship where the entertainment is supposed to be a production of Fiddler on the Roof, but all of the performers, bar one, are seasick and unable to perform. So MeshuggahNuns was born. Now for the language or religiously challenged, Gateway management has provide a glossary of Jewish and Catholic words and phrases, so you know from the title that these are going to be crazy nuns. Goggin is adept at being able to poke fun at ethnicity or religion without ever being disrespectful. So this really is a show where people can laugh unrestrainedly, just as this Gateway audience did throughout. It is

whimsical and silly and another great way to take your mind off the recession, missiles aimed at Hawaii or the unrelenting rains of the past month. In the shipboard show, the nuns combine with the sole survivor of the Jewish cast, Howard Liszt (David Edwards, who was scheduled to play Tevye, to provide the evening’s entertainment and the theater audience is treated as though they are the ship’s passengers attending the show. Edwards has shown his talents in previous productions at Gateway, including a memorable Albin in La Cage aux Folles, a couple of years ago. As the sole male member of the cast, he more than holds his own against the body of assorted nuns lead by the formidable Mother Superior (Katherine Pecevich). Sister Hubert (Joy Lynne Mathews) has designs on becoming Mother Superior. Sister Robert Anne (Erin Crosby) seems relatively normal, but Sister Amnesia (Kristen Mengelkoch) is downright whacky as well as forgetful. The show doesn’t follow any set theme but is more of a succession of sketches highlighting either a Catholic or Jewish theme, as when Howard explains to the Reverend Mother what some Yiddish words mean and how many non-Jewish people use them in everyday life. Later on Howard also muses on what life would be like “If I Were A Catholic.” There are some good one-liners and a plethora of mostly bad puns sprinkled throughout. Among the highlights, look for Sister Amnesia’s dementedly frenetic magic act, and the Reverend Mother’s Sophie Tucker and Mae West impersonations, complete with dress accessories over her nun’s habit. The nuns and Howard are hilarious as they perform “Matzo Man” in the style of the Village People, and while I am still not sure what a “Shayna Maydel” is, the three nuns’ performance brings the

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Art Commentary by Marion Wolberg Weiss

Grace Hartigan and Taryn Simon at Guild Hall

Grace Hartigan, Bread Sculpture, 1977 Oil on canvas It’s not well known that Grace Hartigan started her career as a mechanical draftsman, working through the Second World War. She wasn’t exactly a Rosie the Riveter, but there were similarities. She became a small tool and fixtures designer in New Jersey and simultaneously studied painting, supported her son, and painted evenings and weekends. Moving to New York after the War, she met de Kooning and Pollock. While Hartigan is known for her Abstract Expressionism, it’s curious that she was doing both accurate machine drawings (to support herself) and abstraction at the same time. If Hartigan’s exhibit, now at Guild Hall, reflects a penchant for drawing regardless of abstraction or her many other styles, it could be her background as a draftsman. If there’s attention to detail and a sense of concreteness, perhaps that same back-

ground is at work. Consider “Broken regardless of their political purpose, Hammer with Butterfly” as a good which is probably the point, considerexample. ing that extraordinary-looking While her drawing skills are always images can be dangerous and evil as present, Hartigan’s style changes well. Most of Simon’s objects are not through the years, especially in watericonic, so the wall texts are most colors like “Pena Castle,” “Goldsmith” important in establishing context and and “Scone Castle” (all done in the meaning. For example, “Cosmetic 1990s), these works becoming more Surgery” shows a young woman expressionistic than abstract. Yet undergoing hymenoplasty. Although there are other pieces, done in the late the image seems more than what it is, 1980s and 1990s, that are somewhat it could simply be a medical docuimpressionistic (for want of a better ment. Reading the text, we now recterm), like “Diamonds,” “Follies of ognize the arrangement of the objects 1934” and “Pale Horse Pale Rider.” and the fence-like background, which Grace Hartigan Here the mythic qualities of Hartigan’s give the photo a sinister intent. Untitled, 1949 subjects are quite present. Another image shows the U.S. Mixed Media on Paper Hartigan’s interest in myth, history Customs and Border Protection and women is also apparent during these decades, Contraband Room at Kennedy Airport. All the her females evolving into archetypical figures of objects were taken from passengers coming to the power and strength. (There are, of course, other United Sates during a 48-hour period. A closer look reveals things like cane rats infected with maggots, archetypical images without women, like “I Remember Lascaux.”) fruit, mango, and pig mouths, a perfect mix of colorAnd although her women from earlier periods ful produce and disgusting maggots. (like the 1970s) are somewhat more realistic and A third photograph features “The Cage,” an outstylistically “primitive,” their homage to ritual is door death row recreational facility. potent. It’s a motif that recurs throughout the body The cage could serve multiple uses: to contain aniof Hartigan’s work. mals or to store things. Knowing its purpose makes Taryn Simon’s exhibit title, “An American Index of the work less than aesthetically pleasing. the Hidden and Unfamiliar,” may also be applied to The Guild Hall exhibit with Hartigan and Simon Hartigan’s survey, although the denotative meaning will be on view until July 26. Call 631- 324-0806 for is different. information. Hartigan manages to reveal a philosophical Information about Grace Hartigan’s early career worldview about women that is often “hidden and was supplied by Profiles on Women Artists by Alexander Russo, 1988, University Publications of unfamiliar.” Simon’s photographs are beautiful in themselves, America.

Honoring the Artist: Ivan Kustura For a man who has lived in many parts of the world and says he is “just passing through,” artist Ivan Kustura has certainly left his mark. While this week’s cover is a lyrical and gentle landscape, he is best known for his “hard-edged” visuals of female figures that are both sensual and surreal. At times the images are fragmented and ambiguous. For example, in “Crossing,” a horse completes the frame, thus the ambiguous nature of his work. Other times, he paints an equally provocative, closely cropped image of a woman holding a rose (“Woman with Rose.” ) Kustura’s conversation is also as engaging as his art, peppered with sayings from all kinds of people, from writers and filmmakers to philosophers. The variety of Whis influences and the extent to which they have impacted him lead us hich leads us to wonder if the image which graces our cover really exists. Kustura says, “No,” adding, “the idea is better than the real thing. Art is taking reality and making something out of it.” Q: Who have been your influences in this concept of reality? A: I don’t learn much from other artists. Well, maybe Picasso. But I learn from Bob Dylan, Mozart, Louis Armstrong. Music is compatible with my work. When I paint, I have music on. Q: How do you see the role of art? What part does it play?

A: Someone once said, “Never trust what artists say; it’s only what they do.” Another way of putting it is, “ Art is a mirror that reflects what an artist is, not what he does.” Some artists are too charming, good-looking, witty. They’re their own art. Q: You must have lived in New York before you came to Southampton. You’re straightforward like a New Yorker. Where did you live before here? A: I did live in Manhattan, but I like it here better. They are rude in New York. People in the Hamptons say hello to you. Before New York, I went to the Fine Arts Academy in Venice, Italy. I was born in Croatia. Q: Croatia seems like a lovely country. They have made some good films there, like No Man’s Land, which won an Academy Award. A: Croatia has a good piece of real estate. Q: Would you like to go back there, perhaps to live for a while? A: I don’t belong anyplace, but I do like Sag Harbor. Other places here have lots of hedges. Everybody is hiding something. I do like France. The French are so civilized. Q: (Laughing at the comment ). I won’t touch that. Some of your works are very different. How do you explain that? A: I have multiple personalities; I have to please everyone with my art. Q: (Laughing again). Here’s a really difficult

question: what does art mean to you? I think it means everything to you. In other words, what determines the importance of art to an artist? A: It’s important that you find a medium where you can exhaust what’s inside of you. If you’re desperate to express what’s inside of you, you will find a way, just like if you’re underwater you’ll find a way up. Q: What about art appeals to you? A: If you’re a misfit, that helps. In the art world, you can do anything. It’s not regulated. Norman Mailer said, “You’re fortunate if you can do one thing well. Forget about doing two things well.” Q: What advice can you give to artists, even though you probably don’t give advice? A: Regarding what Mailer said, concentrate on one thing. Multitasking isn’t a good thing. Q: You don’t just paint though? A: I ride bikes, walk a lot. A Danish philosopher once said, “Walking solves a lot.” I also watch films with my son. We project the DVDs on the wall. I like Kubrick, Bergman. Q: And TV? A: The first thing you do is throw the TV out. — Marion Wolberg Weiss Ivan Kustura’s work can be seen at the Pamela Williams Gallery in Amagansett. His Web site is IvanKkustura.com.

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Art Openings & Galleries OPENINGS AND EVENTS “TEXTURES: ARTISTS AS ALCHEMISTS” – Opening reception 6/27. 6 to 8 p.m. 845 Springs Fireplace Rd., East Hampton. 631-291-9061. WILL BARNET AND GERSON LEIBER – 6/27 and 6/28. Abstract prints by Barnet and bright, colorful watercolors inspired by local architecture by Leiber. 1 – 4 p.m. The Leiber Museum, 446 Old Stone Hwy, Springs. 212-4214475. OPEN STUDIO AT SCOTT HEWITT FINE ART – 6/27 and 6/28. Works in progress and new paintings on display. Bagels and coffee on 6/28. 10 a.m. – 2 p.m. DCH Graphics, 1712 Millstone Rd., Sag Harbor. 631-525-2295. ART COMES ALIVE IN SAG HARBOR – 6/27. Art Walk of SH galleries. 2–4 p.m. Departs from Windmill. Free. Save Sag Harbor’s silent art auction/Art Benefit. 4:30 to 6:30 p.m. Christy’s Art Center, 3 Madison St. 631-725-7545. JEAN-LUC MYLANE – Preview reception 6/27 at 6 p.m. Open to the public. Mylane present to answer questions about his wildlife photography. $7/members free. Parrish Museum, Jobs Ln., Southampton. 631-283-2118. HEDDA STERNE PANEL – 6/28. Discussion topic: “Hedda Sterne: An Appreciation.” 5 p.m. The PollockKrasner House and Study Center, 851 Springs-Fireplace Rd. PLEIN AIR ROUNDTABLE – 6/30. Plein Air Peconic Panel discusses “The Intersection of Art, Land Conservation and History in our Community.” Free. Reception to follow. 4:30 - 6 p.m. The Clinton Academy, 151 Main St., East Hampton. 631-283-3195. GALLERIES ANNYX – 150 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-9064. ART & SOUL GALLERY – 495 Montauk Highway, Eastport. 631-325-1504. Artsoulgallery.com. ASHAWAUGH HALL – Vito Sisti’s “20 Women.” On thru 6/28. Springs Fireplace Rd., East Hampton. BOLTAX GALLERY – “Them” by Don Florence. On thru 7/6. 21 North Ferry Road (Route 114), Shelter Island. 631749-4062. BRAVURA ART AND OBJECTS GALLERY – American, European, tribal, Murano glass, jewelry, textiles, home furnishings and eclectic objects. Open by appointment. 261 N. Main St., Southampton. 631-377-3355. info@bravurastyle.com CANIO’S GALLERY– Abstract paintings by Roisin Bateman. Canio’s Books, 290 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631725-4926. CECILY’S LOVE LANE GALLERY – Showing a variety of local artists. 80 Love Ln., Mattituck. 631-298-8610. CHRYSALIS GALLERY – “Variations.” 2 Main Street, Southampton. 631-287-1883. THE CRAZY MONKEY GALLERY – Fri. thru Sun. 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. 136 Main St., Amagansett. 631-267-3627. D’AMICO INSTITUTE – Former residence of Victor D’Amico, founding director of the Museum of Modern Art.

Early modernist furnishings and found objects on display. By appointment. Lazy Point, Amagansett. 631-267-3172. DeCORDOVA STUDIO AND GALLERY –“Here’s to Your Health.” 538 Main Street, Greenport. www.decordovagallery.com, 631-477-0620. THE DAN FLAVIN ART INSTITUTE – Permanent installation of works in fluorescent light and changing exhibitions. Sat. and Sun. 12-6 p.m., Fri. by appointment. 221 Corwith Ave. off Main Street, Bridgehampton. 212-2935584. diacenter.org. DESHUK-RIVERS STUDIO – Visit artist Daria Deshuk for one-on-one tours. Paintings, photographs and works on paper. 141 Maple Ln., Bridgehampton. 631-2374511. Deshukriversgallery.com. THE FITZGERALD GALLERY – Special collection of work by Robert Valdes. 48 B Main Street, Westhampton Beach 631-288-6419. THE GALLERY SAG HARBOR – Mark Milroy and John Kneapler. On display thru 7/5. 125 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-7707. GORAN PETMIL STUDIO – Open Sat. and Sun. 3-7 p.m. or by appointment. 88 Gin Lane (Barnway), Southampton. 631-574-7542 or 631-830-2895. HAMPTON ROAD GALLERY – Fri.-Sun., 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 36 Hampton Road, Southampton. 631-204-9704. KESZLER GALLERY – Russell James’ “Nomad Two Worlds: Collaboration of Photography and Aboriginal artists” and others. Thurs.-Mon. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 631-2040353. LEVITAS CENTER FOR THE ARTS – “Unorte” by Heinrich Denke. On thru 6/28. Southampton Cultural Center, 25 Pond Ln., Southampton. 631-287-4377. LTV STUDIOS – Sat., 4-9 p.m. Sun., 11 a.m.-7 p.m. Group show curated by Haim Mizrahi. On thru 6/30. 75 Industrial Rd., Wainscott. 631-329-0055. MARK BORGHI FINE ART – Mix of mid-century modern works and new acquisitions. 2462 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-7245. MICHAEL PEREZ POP ART GALLERY – Featuring original works by artist/gallery owner Michael Perez. 59 Main St., Southampton. 631-259-2424. Michealperezartist.com. MOSQUITO HAWK GALLERY – 24 N Ferry Rd., Shelter Island. 631-905-4998. PARASKEVAS GALLERY – Showing Michael Paraskevas’ work and children’s book illustrations from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast and other books published with his mother, Betty. Open by appointment. 83 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-287-1665. THE PARRISH ART MUSEUM – Photography by Jean-Luc Mylane. Mon.-Sat. 11 a.m. to 5 p.m., Sun. 1 to 5 p.m. Job Ln., Southampton. 631-283-2118. L’ORANGERIE FINE ART GALLERY – A mix of contemporary and traditional works. Paintings, prints, photography both local and national. Sat. 12 - 7 p.m. Sun. 1 – 5

p.m. and by appointment. 633 First Street, Greenport. 631477-2633. RATIO GALLERY – Open Fri. 1-5 p.m., Sat. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. and by appointment. 10 Bell St., Bellport. 631-2864020. Ratiogallery.com. ROMANY KRAMORIS GALLERY – 41 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-2499. ROSALIE DIMON GALLERY – Reina & Reich. Jamesport Manor Inn, 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. 631722-0500. SILAS MARDER GALLERY – 120 Snake Hollow Rd., Bridgehampton. infor@silasmarder.com. 631-702-2306. SIRENS’ SONG GALLERY – “On the Edge.” On display thru 6/29. Sat. and Sun., 12:30-5 p.m. 516 Main Street, Greenport. sirensongallery.com. 631-477-1021. SOUTH STREET GALLERY – Open Fri.-Sun., 12-5 p.m. 18 South Street, Greenport. 631-477-0021. SPANIERMAN GALLERY AT EAST HAMPTON – 68 Newtown Lane, East Hampton. 631-329-9530. SURFACE LIBRARY – “Textures: Artists as Alchemists.” 845 Springs Fireplace Rd., East Hampton. Thurs – Sun. 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. 631-291-9061. SYLVESTER & CO. GALLERY – “Abstract Variations” by Dennis Lawrence. 154 Main St., Amagansett. 631-2679777. TERRENCE JOYCE GALLERY – 114 Main St., Greenport. 631-477-0700. TULLA BOOTH GALLERY – Blair Seagram’s “Surf Report.” 66 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-3100. Tullaboothgallery.com. WATERMILL MUSEUM ART GALLERY – 17th Annual Members Art Exhibition. On thru 7/13. Open daily, closed Tues. and Wed. watermillmuseum.org. 726 4625. THE WINTER TREE GALLERY - Group Show with Eric Dever, Cuca Romley, Fernando Vignoli, and more. Daily 12-6 p.m. (Closed Tuesday).125 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0097. WISH ROCK STUDIO – Fine art and frame shop. Open Thurs.-Sun. from 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 17 Grand Ave., Shelter Island Heights. 631-749-5200. VERED GALLERY – Sun., Mon, and Thurs. 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. Fri. and Sat. 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. 68 Park Pl., East Hampton. 631-324-3303.

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7:40, 10:15, Fri., 4:30, 7:40, Mon.-Thurs., 4:30, 7:40 Transformers 2 (PG13) – Sat. – Sun., 12:50, 4:10, 7:30, 10:50, Fri., 4:10, 7:30, 10:50, Mon. – Thurs., 4:10, 7:30 The Hangover (R) – Sat.-Sun., 1, 4:20, 7:15, 9:40, Fri., 4:20, 7:15, 9:40, Mon.-Thurs., 4:20, 7:15 The Proposal (PG13) – Sat.-Sun., 1, 4, 7, 9:50, Fri., 4, 7, 9:50, Mon.-Thurs., 4, 7 GREENPORT MOVIE THEATER (631-477-8600) The Proposal (PG13) – Sat. - Sun., 2:10, 4:20, 6:30, 8:40, Fri., Mon.-Thurs., 6:30, 8:40 Taking of Pelham 1-2-3 (R) – Sat. – Sun., 2:30, 4:40, 7, 9:10, Fri., Mon. – Thurs., 7, 9:10 The Hangover (R) – Sat.-Sun., 2:20, 4:30, 6:45, 8:50 Fri., Mon.-Thurs., 6:45, 8:50 Transformers (PG13) – Sat.-Sun., 2:45, 6, 9 Fri., Mon.-Thurs., 6, 9 WESTHAMPTON BEACH PERFORMING ARTS CENTER (631-288-1500) Shall We Kiss – June 26, 27, 7:30 The sign (+) when following the name of a theatre indicates that a show has an infrared assistive listening device. Please confirm with the theatre before arriving to make sure they are available.

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UPCOMING JULY 4TH PARADES & FIREWORKS SAG HARBOR FIREWORKS – 9:30 p.m. Marine Park, Sag Harbor. STARS OVER MONTAUK BY GRUCCI – 9 p.m. Umbrella Beach, Old Montauk Hwy. Rain date 7/5. PARADE – 10 a.m. Departs from the Railroad Plaza in Southampton. BENEFITS ARTISTS AGAINST ABUSE – 6/27. The Retreat’s Benefit Gala. Silent and live art auctions, cocktails, food and entertainment. 6 – 10 p.m. $450. Ross School, 18 Goodfriend Dr., East Hampton. Celebrity hosts Kelsey and Camille Grammer. 631 329-4398. BEACHES AND BAYS GALA – 6/27. Cocktails, dinner & dancing. Proceeds support the Nature Conservancy. 6:30 p.m. - 12 a.m. Mecox Bay, 37 Horsemill La., Bridgehampton. 631329-3981 x11. EAST MEETS WEST – Summer Gala benefits East End Hospice. 7 – 11 p.m. Sandacres Estate, Quogue. 631-2887080. PHEONIX HOUSE BENEFIT – 6/27. 6 - 8 p.m. In honor of Haley and Jason Binn. At the home of George Kellner. 3295480. GARDEN TOUR – 6/27. Southampton Rose Society. $75. 12:30 - 4:30 p.m. Tour 4 Village estates. Rose Garden, Rogers Memorial Library, Southampton. 631-204-0107. CONCERT FOR THE GARDEN – Jazz pianist Judy Carmichael and her trio. Proceeds support the Rose Garden at the Rogers Memorial Library. $100. 6 p.m. 91 Coopers Farm Rd., Southampton. 631-283-0774 x582.

Hill Farm, Deep La., Amagansett. PICK OF FRIDAY, JUNE 26 631-283-3195. NOVELIST BROOKS ELECTRIC GUITAR THE WEEK HANSEN – Reads from John the WORD THEATRE – WORKSHOP – 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Baptizer. 6 p.m. Canio’s Books, Pushcart Press prize-winning stories read by stars Sunday also. $300. Led by gui290 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631- of stage and screen. 8 p.m. Tickets $25-$100. Guild tarist G.E. Smith (SNL, Hall & 725-4926. Hall John Drew Theater, East Hampton. 631-324- Oates). Registration thru Bay St. POETRY READING – 0806. Theatre at 631-725-9500. Parrish Tammy Nuzzo-Morgan. 5 p.m. Art Museum, Jobs La., Hampton Library, Southampton. Bridgehampton. MYSTERY WRITER CHRIS KNOPF – Reads from BEACH PARTY – Hosted by the East End Gay Hard Stop. 6 p.m. Canio’s Books, 290 Main St., Sag Harbor. Organization. Bring beach chairs and refreshments. Two 631-725-4926. Mile Hollow, East Hampton. 631-324-3699. BOOK SIGNING – Carleton Varney signs Houses in My FINEST IN WORLD CINEMA SERIES – Shall We Kiss. Heart. 3 to 6 p.m. Old Town Crossing, 46 Main St., $10/$7 students/$3 Film Society members. 7:30 p.m. Southampton. 631-283-7740. Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main St., ARTS AND CRAFTS SHOW – 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Hampton Westhampton Beach. 631-288-1500. Bays Chamber of Commerce, JP Morgan Chase Bank, West WORKS IN PROGRESS CONCERT – Students perMontauk Hwy., Hampton Bays. 631-728-2211. form pieces they are currently studying in an informal setDAN RATTINER READS – One Year on the Hamptons ting. Free. The Perlman Music Program, 73 Shore Rd., Subway. 11 a.m. The Omni, Hampton Jitney, Southampton. Shelter Island. 7:30 p.m. 212-877-5045. FINEST IN WORLD CINEMA SERIES – See 6/26 listAN EVENING OF CABARET WITH MARILYN MAYE ing for info. – Benefactor tickets $450, includes dinner at the Maidstone ROOTS MUSIC FESTIVAL – Featuring Folk Duo The Tennis Club. 7:30 p.m. Guild Hall John Drew Theater, East Kennedys, Caroline Doctorow and Nashville fiddler Barbara Hampton. 631-324-0806. Lamb. $25. 7 – 10 p.m. Levitas Center, Southampton Cultural BELL, BOOK AND CANDLE – 8 p.m. $55/$65. Bay Center, 25 Pond La. 631 687-9040. Street Theater, Bay St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-9500. WHITE HOUSE TAG SALE – Antiques, vintage clothWOLFFER ESTATE – Special tastings on “Sunset ing, and more. Benefit for the Southampton Historical Fridays” at refurbished Wolffer Winestand. Wines served by Museum. 9 a.m. – 2 p.m. Southampton Historical Museums, the glass, complimentary cheese, live jazz. 5 - 7:30 p.m. 159 Main Street. 631 283-2494. Wolffer Winestand, 3312 Montauk Hwy, Sagaponack, 631WORKS IN PROGRESS CONCERT – See 6/26 listing 537-5106. for info. BOOGA SUGAR – Matty Liot & the Big Up at 8 p.m. $10. MEDIA MOGULS FORUM – Guest Speaker Dan Boyce Ave at 9:15 p.m. $10. Booga Sugar at 11 p.m. $25. Rattiner. Free. 7:30 – 9 p.m. The Hampton Synagogue, 154 Sunset Ave., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0534. Stephen Talkhouse, 16 Main St, Amagansett. 631-267-3117. TRASH OR TREASURE ANTIQUES ROADSHOW – Free appraisals for the first 40 patrons, lectures, and conSATURDAY, JUNE 27 tests. 2-4 p.m. John Jermain Library, 201 Main St., Sag QUAIL HILL FARM BREAKFAST – Featuring early harvest items in scrambled eggs, pancakes, strawberry(continued on next page) rhubarb preserve and more. $10/$5 child. 8 - 9:30 a.m. Quail

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STILL A FAN Dear Dan, Hysterical… I’ve been coming out to Hamptons since 1966. Your paper was the highlight. The golf and four hour stories were hysterical. I sold my house two years ago and still go to Madison Avenue and read it. Every issue has many great stories. About the pool light, keep up the great work.

your son had written that I’d liked very much. I guess he’s a chip off the old block! Sincerely, Yvonne O’Neill Imperiale Manhattan & Sag Harbor Via e-mail He is. (And Amelia Persans wrote the story.) – DR

Dr. Stan Via e-mail Thanks. – DR DESPERATELY SEEKING SILVIA Dear Dan, I’ve been very disappointed to see that my favorite column in your newspaper has been appearing irregularly. Silvia’s columns are always interesting, informative, and I love her recipes. I think you should put her back on an every week schedule. Barbara Freiberg Via e-mail We’re working on it. – DR

AFRICAN QUEEN Dear Dan, FYI - After reading your article about Disney’s efforts to create a black princess, I Googled “African Folktales.” I found this link to a big list of folktales, http://ccs.clarityconnect.com/NRiggs/AfricanFolkt ales.html surely a princess is there somewhere... All the best, Your Gal, Sal Via e-mail PS. I remember Song of the South, that’s where I learned my first song, “Zippity Do Dah.” Oprah, Queen of the Nile. –DR

SAVE THE SHARKS Dan, My husband, Peter, and I would like to know who wrote the shark article in the recent issue. Probably you? By the way, I love everything you write Dan. Now I plan to join the demonstration tomorrow. That so many sharks are endangered yet killed for joy or fun I could never understand. Also the Japanese who catch them, cut their fins off for fin soup and throw them back into the ocean to sink to the bottom and die a terrible slow death is terrible. Every living creature feels pain, fear, love (see mothers of all species with their young) and the desire to live as we do. God created us all (for those who believe in a God) and there is such a connection. We, I guess are human primates. Most every living creature has a face...ears, eyes, nose, mouth, etc... like us. So do insects. As I get a little older I notice these things. By the way, we chatted last year at a charity event for the Wildlife Rescue Center of the Hamptons. I remember commenting on an article

ROOM AT THE INN? Dear Dan, Your book is one of those that is going to wind up costing me a lot more than $24.95 because now that itch that I’ve had to visit the Hamptons has turned into a full blown rash, with the only possible solution being a trip up there. Sadly, my insurance won’t cover that. To be really trite, I just loved your book. I read about 10 books at one time because one will rarely hold my attention, but yours, I read straight through. Your style of writing... well, can I have it? So to get to the point... Where to stay? Yes, I’ve already researched the hotel/motel section of your newspaper. I’ll be coming up (I’m in Texas) the last weekend of September. The hotels seem to be of two sorts: The kind I’d like to stay in that are too expensive, and the ones that look scary – 70s that are surprisingly expensive for scary-70s. I’m looking for something that would be about $250 per night. Do you have a suggestion? I swear I will not divulge my source of recommendation! I don’t know anything about the area, other than what I’ve read in your book, so I don’t really even have a clue about where to stay, and relying on my own judgment doesn’t seem to be the most prudent way to book a hotel room. Thank you, Lurline Morrow Via e-mail Found her a deal. – DR

Police Blotter Bicycle A man was charged with a hit and run after he accidentally injured a bicyclist while driving his car. The man saw the bicyclist lying on the side of the road and simply drove off. The bicyclist is okay, but the driver was in a world of trouble when police caught up with him. He will be charged with leaving the scene of an accident involving physical injury and he will also be charged with reckless driving.

included a smashed car window in Springs and a restaurant’s window was badly cracked in Montauk. A full investigation is underway. If anybody has any information, please contact police.

Caught A jewelry thief in East Hampton was caught last week after police found him in possession of stolen property worth $28,000. After an investigation, police were able to get the name of the thief and learned he has been evading officers for a year. After a tip that he was back on Long Island, they arrested Jordan Garrido for grand larceny.

Theft A man in Hampton Bays was caught stealing a variety of different seafood from a local seafood shop. The man tried to convince the shop owner that he intended to pay, but just forgot to.

Window Smash There were several incidents of vandalism that

Terrible An off-duty Quogue Village police officer and passenger were killed in a horrible car accident last week. The two were killed driving a Ferrari that caught fire after crashing head on into a tree.

Dine and Run A restaurant in East Hampton had some trouble last week after a set of diners left without footing the bill. The four patrons left the restaurant without paying after ordering full meals, including

drinks and dessert, then made a run for it out the door with nobody noticing until it was too late. Some employees of the restaurant recognized the patrons, however, and it is expected that justice will be served. Argument A public argument broke out in East Hampton regarding a parking spot on Main Street by the movie theater. The two car owners, not all that different from a “Seinfeld” episode, had a stand off that prevented each one from having the ability to park in the open spot. Witnesses saw the two men leave the area after others threatened to call the police. Clothes Missing A shop in Southampton reported that a woman walked into the shop wearing one pair of clothes, then out of the shop wearing another pair of clothes after she went to “try them on.” She left her old clothes behind in the changing room. - David Lion Rattiner

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631-283-4646

631-722-4597

Furniture Finishing & Refinishing including Antiques & Family Heirlooms

1199095

1199017

Furniture

Custom Reupholstery Window Treatments Slipcovers â&#x20AC;˘ Bedcoverings Indoor/Outdoor Fabrics Cushions

Service Directory and Classified Ads are up on Danshamptons.com by 3pm every Wednesday

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm www.danshamptons.com

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'OING'REEN(OME3ERVICES Air Conditioning/Heating

631-996-2565 516-381-2226

1199063

Carpentry

Creative Craftsman Inc.

Design â&#x20AC;˘ Sales â&#x20AC;˘ Professional Service

Renovation â&#x20AC;˘ Builder

est 1980

w w w. i h t s v i s i o n . c o m Ask about our Low Price Guarantee Air Conditioning/Heating Heat Pumps/Humidification Custom Wine Cellars

631-734-2827

Carpentry

ELECTRONICS BOTH HUSBAND & WIFE CAN LOVE! IHTS - AUDIO VIDEO & CRESTRON SYSTEMS

631-728-1108

Hamptons â&#x20AC;˘ North Fork â&#x20AC;˘ Manhattan â&#x20AC;˘ Tri State

Specialties Raised Panel Wall Systems and Rooms Basements â&#x20AC;˘ Bathroom â&#x20AC;˘ Kitchen Doors â&#x20AC;˘ Molding â&#x20AC;˘ Crown www.CreativeCraftsmanNY.com

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Residential/Commercial Cleaning Services We use 100% natural, non-toxic enzyme based cleaners for a thorough green clean. HEPA filtration equipment Call for appt. today 20% OFF first cleaning for new customers.

FILIPKOWSKI AIR, INC

Audio/Home Theater

Audio/Home Theater

1199198

Cleaning

631-329-8656

Lic.

Chimneys

Auto Detailing

Service Contracts Available Sales â&#x20AC;˘ Service â&#x20AC;˘ Installations

Ins.

1199193

ULTIMATE

Audio/Home Theater

CHIMNEY S E R V I C E

631-750-1556 ultimatechimneyservices@gmail.com

Residential / Commercial Cleaning Services

Using 100% All Natural and Non-Toxic Products.

1198836

Chimneys

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stylemobiledetailing.com Fully Equipped Packages Available

1198789

Fast, Friendly, Professional Service www.acechimneyexperts.com

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Carpentry 1198991

Pete Vella

CustomDesign AIR CONDITIONING

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631 567-0944

CUSTOMDESIGNAIR.COM

KOLB MECHANICAL Heating and Air Conditioning

6 3 1-2 6 7-2242 www.kolbmechanical.com

Clean Air is Trane Airâ&#x201E;˘

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Service Directory Deadline 5pm Wednesday

CUSTOM AUDIO

Multi Room Audio Home Theaters Phone Systems Home Automation LCD/Plasma TVâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pre Wiring Universal Remotes

631-283-4428 28 Cameron St., Southampton

35 Years Experience 1199033

Awnings

bryandowneyrestorations.com

1198613

Classified Dept open 5 days! M-F 8:30am-6pm 631-537-4900 Awnings

Residential & Commercial

â&#x20AC;˘ Spring Cleanings â&#x20AC;˘ Summer Openings â&#x20AC;˘ Year Round, Seasonal, Monthly, Weekly

References Available

631-553-9550 1198900

ABOVE AND BEYOND CLEANING â&#x20AC;&#x153;White Glove Test...Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re the Bestâ&#x20AC;? (631) 578-4835 aboveandbeyondcleaning1@gmail.com

(631) 775-0844 Owner Operated

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631.278.8594 516.851.9360

Specialize in

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Call to schedule a free consulation today!

WWW.JRSSAV.COM

Classified Deadline 12 pm Monday

Cleaning

Wilmaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s

â&#x20AC;˘ Custom Cabinetry â&#x20AC;˘ Bathrooms â&#x20AC;˘ Window & Door Repairs Creative design solutions â&#x20AC;˘ Licensed/Insured

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Lic.

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Sales, Service, Installations

Cleaning

1198572

28 Years Serving East End

CSIA Certified Technician

(631) 655-6209

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm www.danshamptons.com

1198816

Air Conditioning/Heating

Fax (631)648-7480

631-946-9944

Contact Michael www.organiccleaning.net organiccleaning@gmail.com

â&#x20AC;˘ Energy Star Systems â&#x20AC;˘ Ductless A/C â&#x20AC;˘ Financing Available

Fully Licensed & Insured

1199047

(631) 648-7474

631-662-9440

HEATING

Sweeps â&#x20AC;˘ Repairs Masonry â&#x20AC;˘ Caps Liners â&#x20AC;˘ Dampers Gutters

DAN'S PAPERS, June 26, 2009 Page 84 www.danshamptons.com

(OME3ERVICES Cleaning

Cleaning

Closets

Closets

Construction

Construction

Custom Homes & Renovations Construction & Estate Management

1199124

Northh & Southh Forks Closets

Peter’s Closet Company

631-901-7715

• Architectural Services • Building, Zoning & D.E.C. Permits Additions, Kitchens, Bathrooms

“Valet Parking... For Your Clothes!”

“We value our clients and show it with quality service, building our reputation one customer at a time”

www.petersclosets.com

ext. 82 ask for Britt

Licensed & Insured • Over 30 Years Experience

1198998

Computers/Internet

631-537-4430 • 631-728-3374

Construction

Bridgehampton • Hampton Bays www.lpdbuilders.com

1199256

1199287

Decks

AMERICLEAN We Don’t Cut Corners We Clean Them

• Truck Mounted Steam Cleaning • Carpet • Upholstery • Tile & Grout Like New • Area Rugs • Silk • Wool Bonded Insured

Satisfaction Guaranteed

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• • • • • •

Alsoo Availablee Fulll Linee off Closett Doors Ownerr Operated 200 Years’’ Experience Fullyy Adjustabll e Shelves Walll Safess Lifetimee Warranty

Construction Management Custom Homes & Additions Complete Renovations Kitchen & Bathrooms Roofing & Siding Basements & Decks Framing CHARLES R. AHRENS

Tobago Decks Decks Tobago Tobago Decks Premiere East End Deck Builders

Ass seen n on n...

1199020

Free In-Home Estimates! See e extensive e photo o gallery:

Licensed & Insured

Alll otherr outdoorr construction. Pergulas, Shower Enclosures & Porches Licensed / Insured

516.819.6358 Licensed & Insured

Construction

www.cleverclosets.com

631 : • 845.7770

Decking the Hamptons for over 30 years

OWNER OPERATED

1199251

THE CARPET CLEANER OF THE HAMPTONS

EAST HAMPTON, NY • • • • • • •

We Secure All Permits 1198932

JOE BURNS CONTRACTING

Design • Build • Maintain Cedar • Mahogany • IPE • Composite • Hidden Clips

Renovation & New Construction Specialists

Highest Quality • Best Service

631-287-9277

All Phases of Construction Are Handled With The Experience & Professionalism That Your Deserve 631.653.6234 • 631.298.8533 • 631-324-0876

Elitee Closetss Inc.

287.4518

631

Construction

“The Most Important Things We Build Are Relationships”

1199109

Decks

1198986

www.southamptonhandyman.com

Southampton Lic#2022 • East Hampton Lic #4498

organiccleaning@gmail.com

DOING IT RIGHT

Serving High End Homes Over 15 Years

Innovative home storage solutions, including closets, laundry rooms, garage & basements. Handcrafted, high quality from experienced, reliable professionals.

Commercial & Residental

Additions Kitchens • Bathrooms Lic.

Ins.

Calll 631-267-9018 631-924-3309 1198620

Custom Carpentry

• Custom Renovations & Construction Specialists • Cedar Siding + Shakes • Custom Deck Building • All Roofing Guaranteed! • Finished Basements

Powerwashing Call Us First

Owner Operated Deal Direct

631-345-9393

East End Since 1982 Licensed Insured

Design Installation Repair

(631)) 769-1584

celll (516)) 524-4536 Licensed & Insured

eastenddeck.net

Powerwashing

Construction INSURED

ultimate

We do windows & high cleaning.

Licensed & Insured

Handyman n Servicess Available

LICENSED

Detail Cleaning for New Construction & Renovations

#1 Deck Builder on the East End Delivery/Courier

CONSTRUCTION

Fully insured and bonded

631.698.0547

PROFESSIONAL REMODELING WORKING CARPENTER/OWNER 35 YEARS EXPERIENCE

1199090

DECKS • SIDING • WINDOWS

Service Directory 5pm Wednesday

in the Hamptons.

• Prompt • Reliable • Quality

Specializing in House Openings

Deadline

Deck Specialists

1198811

www.organiccleaning.net

1198616

1198790

Contact Michael

Dan W. Leach

1198875

631-662-9440

f or a personall in-homee consultation www.eliteclosets.net

Fenimore HomeConstruction andd Renovation,, Inc.

1198520

Residential/Commercial Cleaning Services Using 100% All Natural and Non-Toxic Products.

1199203

Serving The East End Since 1985 joeburnscontracting.com

1198952

DOORS • EXTENSIONS KITCHENS/BATHS INTERIORTRIM • FINISHED BASEMENTS

Visit Us On The Web @ www.danshamptons.com

631-559-0547 1198713

donaldjcb@yahoo.com

...becausee you’vee gott betterr thingss to o do.

PICK UPS & DELIVERIES HANDYMAN HOUSE E WATCHING AIRPORT T RUNS WE A CCEPT CREDIT CARDS

631-897-5146

hamptonservices.com

1198948

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm www.danshamptons.com

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(OME3ERVICES Residential • Commercial

Electrical Contractors

Electrical Contractors

M.R.C.

ROBERTS ASPHALT CO. INC. E LECTRICAL Oil & Stone Driveway Specialist C O N T R A C TO R S

631-475-1906 • RobertsAsphalt@aol.com

1198913

RENOVATION SPECIALIST RESIDENTIAL • COMMERCIAL

N EW WORK • CUSTOM LIGHTING 24-HOUR E MERGENCY SERVICE SERVING THE EAST E ND FOR OVER 20 YEARS LIC. OWNER OPERATED I NS.

631 287-2768

1199285

Blacktop Driveways/Parking Areas Custom Masonry, Cobblestone & Paving Stone New Construction and Resurfacing Free Estimates Family Owned & Operated For Over 35 Years

Suffolk Moonlighting For All Your Electrical Needs Licensed & Insured Specializing in:

NO JOB TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL

OceanElectric.net

Call 631-484-0513 to set up an appointment today!

Belgium Block, Brick Pavers Stoops, Patios, Pool Scapes

Excavation Asphalt Paving Driveways, Parking lots Tennis Courts, Maintenance

W e are Electrical Solutions Providers.

GREAT PRICES! QUALITY WORK! Free Estimates

1198553

1199123

SAVE UP TO 20% OFF YOUR LIPA BILL

Driveways, Aprons, Repairs,

Southampton, NY 11968

1198880

Asphalt, Gravel, RCA Expert Grading, Drywells Cesspools Installed

1198921

631-728-1442

Specialists in ANYTHING Electric Will beat any written estimate Small ad= Small price Lic & Ins

Ins.

AirrQualityyIssuess& &Testing Mold dRemediation n Lower Heating g& & A/C C Costss &Improve e YourrAir Quality! Serving the East End

631-283-0758 1198623

GO GREEN!

Dune Reclamation

1198744

Duct Cleaning

AIR DUCT CLEANING • CHIMNEY CLEANING & REPAIR DRYER VENT CLEANING WET BASEMENTS

jeffelectric@verizon.net

631-664-7429

www.wilkenelectric.com

D.A.Z. Electrical Contractor, Inc. FOR ALL YOUR ELECTRICAL NEEDS! Licensed & Insured Call: 631-329-9590

dazelectrical.com 1198627

Beach Grass

1199062

631-283-5714 Licensed & Insured

Licensed

52 Mariners Drive, Southampton

Peconic Electric

Insured

20

YEARS

G. CRAIG ELECTRIC 144 MARINER DR. SOUTHAMPTON

LIC.

24-hrr Emergencyy Service

631 1 821-5989

Free Estimates /Service Calls

Our Electrical Services Include: • Lighting & Electrical Repairs • House & Home Office Wiring • Generator Sales & Installations • Computer, Telephone Wiring • Home Automation Services

631.873.5098 • Mold/Fungi Investigating And Consulting • Air Sampling For Testing And Analyzing of Fungi And Other Airborne Pollutants • Mold/Fungi Remediation

INS.

Classified Dept open 5 days! M-F 8:30am-6pm 631-537-4900

Board Certified ampmenvironmental.com 1198989

Environmental

Environmental

Oil Tank

Abandonments - Removals - Installations

631-668-1600 williamjsheaelectric.com

DO O IT T "THE E SHEA A WAY" 1198585

Expertt in n Lighting

Design & Installation

1198939

A Full Service Electrical Contractor for New & Existing Electrical Installations Residential • Commercial • Industrial Guardian Generator Dealer

GET RID OF IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME!

1198846

SERVING THE HAMPTONS FOR 30 YEARS

Licensed & Insured

IF IT’S MOLD, CALL A CERTIFIED EXPERT AND

631-399-2033

William m J.. Shea ELECTRIC

• Custom Home Wiring • New Work • Renovations • Service Upgrades • Landscape Lighting • Swimming Pools • Generators • High Hats • Decorative Lighting

Environmental

• 24 Hr. Emergency Srv.

631.821.1010 www.peconicelectric.com

Electric Inc.

B.N.B.

• All Phases of Custom Electrical Work

“Ask us How to SAVE Up To 25%OFF Your LIPA Bill!”

Harborview

631-287-4747

• Residential and Commercial

Design • Consultations • Value Engineering Interior/Exterior Wiring & Lighting • Generators Audio Visual • Home Automation

1199140

1198601

Electricall Contractors

Residential & Commercial

ROCHE ELECTRICAL

www.amgelectrical.com

Chris

1199114

Licensed and Insured

1198901

631.768.9070

• Sea Shore Planting Specialist • Bluff Stabilization • Dune Restoration • Native Planting • Landscape & Garden Installation

FOR OVER

G. CRAIG ELECTRIC

email: anthony@tritecheast.com

WILKEN ELECTRIC

LOWEST PRICES Free Estimates Lic.

631-276-0316

HAMPTONS

THE

ELECTRICAL CONTRACTORS

Phone/Fax: (631) 283-9525 Cell: (516) 250-7773

Commercial - Residential

26 Years Experience

Landscape lighting specialist Lic. 1198804

(631)878-2804

Referencess Available

(631)) 298-4545 (631)) 287-24033 GARY Y SALICE LICENSED/INSURED

Electrical Design Construction • Maintenance Solar Photovoltaic Installations

ELECTRICAL CONTRACTOR

Grading, Backhoe Topsoil, Drainage

287-6060 (631)324-6060

Lightingg Design/Controls Homee Automationn Computer Networks Audio/Video/HomeTheater Landscapee Lightingg Automaticc Generator Sales

(631)

• PROUDLY SERVING

JEFF WEINSTEIN

over 25 years

GJS S Electric,, LLC

Service Upgrades Full Service Electricians

FREE ESTIMATES

Electrical Contractors

Full Service Electrical Contracting Residential/Commercial Solar Installations LED Lighting

Electrical Contractors CUSTOM MASONRY

Electrical Contractors

Call Jimmy

Ins.

631-835-7982 RocheElectrical.com

RocheElectrical@yahoo.com

• Oil Spill Clean-Up • FREE Estimates • VAC Truck Services • Tank & Soil Testing & Disposal • Site Investigations • Tank Locating • EPA - NYSDEC • LIC Transporter

631-569-2667 631-455-1905

clearviewenvironmental.com

For Emergencies Call:

If You’re a Handyman Looking To Do Work This Summer, Advertise Your Services in Dan’s

Call 631-537-4900

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm www.danshamptons.com

1199268

Driveways

1198992

Driveways

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(OME3ERVICES Fences/Railings

Fences/Railings

Flooring

HARDWOOD FLOORING

BUILDERS OF CUSTOM DRIVEWAY GATE SYSTEMS

Installations • Sanding Finishing • Repairs Custom Staining

MY ONLY BUSINESS IS MAKING HARDWOOD FLOORING BEAUTIFUL!

ARBORS • SCREENING TREES PERGOLAS • POOL • STONE

“A family business”

631-878-3625 Licensed & Insured

PROFESSIONAL FENCE INSTALLATION

1144525

DEER CONTROL SPECIALISTS

631-EAST-END 327-8363

eastenddesign@aol.com

1199279

WOOD F LOORING SPECIALIST • Installing • Refinishing • Dustlesss Sanding • Custom m Staining • Deckk Sandingg & Refinishing Economic Special - 10% Discount Licensed & Insured



FLOOR SANDING Wood Floors Installation • Repair Dustfree Sanding Bleaching / Staining All Work Guaranteed

Driveway Gates Fence Handcrafted Designs

TOTAL DEER PROTECTION!

63 1 .7 2 5 . 2 2 1 1

1199167

(631) 423-8934 (516) 551-5944

1199269

G&D CUSTOM FLOOR SANDING REFINISHING 1199072

DEER  DECORATIVE  POOL FENCING

gÉÑ Y ÄÉÉÜ

T h e Fe n c e G u y

American Craftsmen Over 15 years experience

• Jerith Ornamental Aluminum • PVC/Maintenance Free Vinyl • Pool/Tennis Enclosures • Privacy/Security Installations • Baby-loc Removable Pool Fence (Central Suffolk)

(East End)

631-467-4478 631-878-4140 www.thefenceguyny.com 1199086

See what our happy customers are so proud of We will meet or beat any price for comparable work

New Installations or Existing Gates

516-901-6415

LICENSED • INSURED

1199270

631-681-1028 631-399-1644

1198832

ALL-ISLAND

Garage Doors • Vinyl

631-208-0411

Residential / Commercial EMERGENCY SERVICE

call 24 hrs a day

Ins.

631.288.8393

• Carriage House Specialist • Storm Protection Systems

WEEKEND SERVICE CALLS NO ADD’L CHARGE

631-224-3500 AJGARAGEDOOR.COM

Over 27 Years Experience East End Specialist for 10+ Years 1198957

Service Directory Deadline

631-472-5563 20+ years Experience

5pm Wednesday

Gutters

Gutters

1199246

Hardwood Flooring

1198582

GARAGE DOORS

LIC/INS

Earn up to $1500 tax credit on a new garage door

Tall Guy

Install Prefinished / Unfinished Sanding, Refinishing Staining, Bleaching, Pickle & Repairs All Work Guaranteed Free Estimates

INC.

styles • Steel &of colors • Wood • Carriage House • Electric Openers

1199265

The best preparation, ultra-smooth surface, & long lasting finish

EXPERTS IN Residential and Commercial Automated Gate Access Systems. Elegant and Functional Gated Entrances.

ELEGANT GATES

With our low overhead we are able to give you reasonable prices and quality work. Call

Garages

100s

Free Estimates

&

AJ

GARAGE DOOR & SERVICES

Call 631-839-7397 • www.islandfloor.com

Licensed & Insured

Prompt Service Automation Available Affordable Options

Garages

Flooring

Island Floors & Construction

1198997

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Flooring

Aluminum & Copper Rain Gutters and Leaf Protection Systems Certified and Authorized ALCOA “Leaf-Relief” Installer Standard and Half Round Gutters www.islandgutters.com ALCOA “Preferred Contractor” Nassau Suffolk 516-922-0044 631-979-8866

1199107

Lic.

Gutters

CARPET ONE Floor & Home Floor Sanding

EAST HAMPTON FENCE 631-324-5941 1198633

“The Atomic DCS” Dust Free Sanding System Installations Sanding & Finishing Buffing & Waxing

Locally Serving Long Island since 1985 Canine Control Company

866-934-0795

61 Main Street, Southampton, NY

www.invisiblefence.com 1198888

© 2009 Invisible Fence, Inc.

1198639

Custom Designs Electronic Automation

Latest Technology

Residential • Commercial

516.551.9903

Call for Free Price Quote

1.888.9DUSTFREE

Visit Us On The Web @ www.danshamptons.com

1198672

1199173

Service Directory and Classified Ads are up on Danshamptons.com by 3pm every Wednesday

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm www.danshamptons.com

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(OME3ERVICES A-Repairs-Z

631-287-9277

www.southamptonhandyman.com 1198942

AHandiest

Handy Man

Man

Deck Repairs Painting Spackling Yard Work Gutter Cleaning Screen Replacements Powerwashing Call Pete

The Original Hampton Hubby Service LOCAL GUY

No Job Too Small! Interior/Exterior Roofing & Siding Windows & Doors Full Tree Service Painting, Powerwashing Deck Repairs You Ask! We Do It! Excellent References

631.723.3935 516.250.7985

1198590

631.283.6176

Licensed

Insured

Heating/Air Conditioning

SeaHag2 Services Heating & AC

24 Hour Service

Local, Licensed & Insured

Beyernheimer Construction “East End’s Home Improvement Experts”

All your maintenance, repair & renovation needs are just one call away Licensed 1199141

A Fair Price For Excellent Work

All Jobs Big and Small All Exterior and Interior • Handyman Projects • Decks & Fence • Painting • Windows • Land Clearing • Misc. • Bath & Kitchen Renovation Specializing in Project Mgt. References Available Licensed & Insured MIKE 631-324-2028 1199220 CELL 631-831-5761

Warriors Painting & Home Improvement

Licensed & Insured

631-283-6526

• Kitchens • Flooring • Heating • AC • Entry & Garage Doors

FINANCING AVAILABLE

(631)875-5290

1199301

Project Coordinator • Andy Iovino

516.810.8601

1198747

CALLE CONSTRUCTION

Dan W. Leach

K ESSON HomeImprovement

• Renovations • Additions • New Construction • Tile Work • Finished Basements • Siding • Roofing • Painting

FinishedCarpentry Libraries•Kitchens Bathrooms• Painting

• Custom Renovations & Construction Specialists • Cedar Siding + Shakes • Custom Deck Building • All Roofing Guaranteed! • Finished Basements

Serving the Hamptons for over 10 Yrs.

Insured

MASTER CRAFTSMAN

When nQualityyMatters

We Service each Project Until Completion.

917-226-4573 Home 631-907-4155 Rodrigo.calle@yahoo.com

1198521

Custom Carpentry

• Prompt • Reliable • Quality Owner Operated Deal Direct

631-345-9393

East End Since 1982 Licensed Insured

References

Irrigation

House Watching

631.324.1264 646.335.7909

1199259

Everything Under the Roof

Original Design Construction Corp.

355 yrs.. Experiencee builtt on communication,, neatnesss & quality

• Kitchens/Bathroomss • Decks • Dormerss & Extensions • Interiorr & Exteriorr Design • Siding/Roofingg • Basements

Licensed / Insured

HOUSE WATCHING

by J I M

15 Years Experience Professional & Dependable References Available

cell 516.449.1389 office 631.324.2028

1199219

www.originaldesignconstruction.com Lic.

Irrigation

(631) 859-3081Ins.

Hamptons

Repairs, Maintenance & Renovations 30 Years Experience in All Areas of Home Improvement & New Construction S PECIALIZING IN : K ITCHENS • B ATHROOMS D ECKS • F INISHED B ASEMENTS

Irrigation

SPRINKLER ONE

FREE ESTIMATES

EORGIO G Homee Improvements

Owner Operated Lic. & Ins.

• Premium Vinyl Siding • Energy Efficient Replacement Windows

Lawn Sprinklers

Installation, Service, Design

Visit us at SprinklerOneServices.com

Hunter Preferred Contractor • Licensed & Insured Let us take care of your landscaping needs: Hydroseeding Grading • Sod • Landscape Design • Driveways Putting Greens • Dry Wells •Landscape Lighting

631-286-7751

631-455-4653

cell

1198815

Steve’s Irrigation

Prompt & Friendly Response to All Inquiries

631-288-1365

1198963

Call 631-680-1670

Installation • Service Start-Up • Winterize Lic/Ins • Free Estimates

1198864

Visit Us On The Web @ www.danshamptons.com 1198882

1198894

1198551

Since 1975 Father - Son Team Interior Moulding Siding, Windows Door Kitchens, Baths Termite Repairs

631.728.3290

Visit us at hamptonshomebuilder.com

Call Manuel

• Extensions • Custom Decks • New Construction • Finished Basements

Project Consultation

WE SHOW UP ON TIME

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• Windows • Siding • Roofing • Kitchens • Bathrooms • Dormers

Home Improvement

FREE At Home

Professional Service • Quality Workmanship Competitive Prices

CORP.

Handy Mike

Serving the East End since 1997

1199117

Interior, Exterior & Powerwashing Teak Furniture Care & Maintenance

Home Improvement 1198558

631 680 7766 www.traviskingstudio.com

Oil Boilers Oil Furnaces Air Conditioners Geothermal Heat Pumps Hot Water Heaters Refrigeration Commercial/Residential 1199034

Home Improvement

Built-ins • Home Renovation • Cabinetry Custom Woodwork • Furniture Design

631-680-6167

+ The

Home Improvement

1199032

Call For All Your Handyman Needs

Faucet Installations Repair Sub-Pumps, Brick, Block, Stampcrete, Cabinets, Decks, Doors, Electric, Timers/Boiler Controls, Celing Fans, Textured Spackling/Plaster/Painting Biscuit Molding & Framing Brass/Screen Enclosures Gutters Power Washing... 27 Years Hands-On Work Bob: Color Portfolio/References

1198935

Painting Powerwashing Drywall / Spackle Deck Specialist

1199080

Home Improvement

1199218

Handyman

1198797

Handyman

(631) 929-1463

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm www.danshamptons.com

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(OME3ERVICES Kitchen/Baths

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1199158

631-739-4092 631-725-0115

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For Information: 631.744.0214

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Lion

631-725-0737

1199170

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1198649

LANDSCAPE & IRRIGATION

(631)909-3454

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504.9274

631

Anita Valenti

• Landscape Maintenance Weekly Lawn and Garden Maintenance Pruning Spring/Fall Clean Ups • Gardening Annual/Perennial Plantings, Privacy Planting,Installation, Mulch, Woodchips, Topsoil • Landscape Construction Land Clearing, Grading, Filling, Drainage Systems, Retaining Walls and Planters Installed, Seed/Sod Lawns, Pond/Waterfall Installation • Masonry • Planning Design

631-766-7131

1199209

631-723-3190

Pesticide Application NYS Certified Arborist & Designer on Staff • Spraying • Deep Root Fertilizing • Trimming • Pruning • Stump Removal • Planting & Transplanting • Drains • Storm Cleanup • Complete Lawn Program • Masonry • Landscape Design • Grading • Brush Clearing • Irrigation • Sod & Seed • Soil Analysis • Low Voltage Lighting 1198867

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631-208-0414

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FULL SERVICE MASONRY COMPANY

Ins.

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Cell: 631-379-7401

Landscape/Garden

Outdoor Expressions

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Phone: 631-725-2555

1199175

Lic.

631.286.3462

Landscape/Garden

“The Revegetation Experts”

1199221

Design • Install Maintain • Spring Turn On • Complete, Renovations • Evaluations • Hose Spigots - Dock Lines Wells and Pumps

Call Peter

for a friendly meeting Peter Rant, Inc. 1199157

Specializing in:

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Mobile: 631-484-9493 Office: 631-329-1028

DomingoLandscaping@hotmail.com

Garden design, installation, maintenance & decorating Services

(631)287-1075 1198873

Irrigation

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(OME3ERVICES • Spring/Fall Cleanups • LAWN MAINTENANCE • Re-Vegetations • Hedge & Shrub Pruning • FINE GARDENING

631-680-9953

Shore Line

Your local Dock Builder and Marine Contractor From Refacing & Repair to New Construction

References Available

T.G. LANDSCAPING

Lawn Maintenance Planting All Chemical Work Driveway Stone & Brickwork Deck Fencing 22 Years Serving the East End

631.287.4561 ,

1198893

SOUTHAMPTON NY

Classified Dept open 5 days! M-F 8:30am-6pm 631-537-4900 Landscape Lighting

“Keeping Your Estate In Bloom” Office: 631-744-3443 Cell: 631-678-2644 Email: PaddyoPots@live.com

Cornell Certified Licensed Insured

1199272

Residential Commercial

631.475.1988 Landscape Lighting

Providing the experience and professional service you need to ensure the beauty and satisfaction of your project.

shorelinebulkheading.com

LIBERTY MASONRY

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EAST END

 

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All Phases of Masonry Construction

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631-872-5060

FLOORS

RESTORATION

1199168

All Types of Stone Restored & Maintained

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516.673.7894

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631-901-8928

1199248

631-728-3364

Complete Waterfront Contracting Floating Crane Service 1198540

1199089

1199178

cell: 631.338.3878 T

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Classified Deadline 12 pm Monday

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sonry & Landscaping Ma Patios Custom BBQ’s 1199015

Lic.

631-734-5767

Ins.

1198881

The Original

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• Brick Patios & Walkways • Belgian Block • Garden Walls • Pool Coping

Special

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1199254

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HOFFMAN CONTRACTING

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631-208-8020

MASONRY CONSTRUCTION

FACTORY CERTIFIED 18 YRS. EXPERIENCE

OCEAN N STONE

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Masonry/Stone/Tile

CONTRACTING

471-3935

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Marine Services

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• Fireplaces & Chimneys • Brick & Stone Patios • Tile & Stucco Work • Cobblestone, Aprons • Quality Stone Work 1199275

R&S

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Milton Guichay Mason Contractor & Landscaping

email: Bulkheading@aol.com 1199082

Call Ray

(631)

1199319

631-661-2169

LONG ISLAND LANDCRAFTERS •Landscaping •Sprinkler Systems •Tree Service •Masonry

Since 1993

lic 28,002

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1198850

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Teddy Grudzinski

Masonry/Stone/Tile

Tile & Stone Installations

BULKHEADING

1199164

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1198921

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1198748

Landscape Service

Marine Services

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631-514-1533 • FREE Estimates

Licensed & Insured

Design Installation Repair

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eastenddeck.net

Powerwashing #1 Deck Builder on the East End

1198809

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1199092

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licensed & Insured

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631-283-6927 516-848-6936 cell 1198940

EAST

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631-324-5941

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631.734.6109

cell 631.513.5720

1198923

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1198763

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(OME3ERVICES Masonry/Stone/Tile

Moving/Storage

Painting/Papering

ALL STONE RESTORATION

M OVING & DELIVERY SERVICE I NC.

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Call Chris

516.322.8889

NY DOT 34514

To Your Health and Your Home

F Local-Long Distance-Overseas L A T

F L A T

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R A T E

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P NYC to East End Daily Express Delivery To All R For inspections, Points On The East Coast I testing & C (631) 321-7172 removal, call Brad d C.. Slack I Family Owned & Operated Southampton Certified d Indoor N Environmentalist G 1198751

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INTERIOR & EXTERIOR

Free Estimates

Distinctive Painting Artistic Finishes & Custom Wood Finishing

3 Generations of Distinguished Service •Quality Protection & Preparation •Custom Painting & Artistic Finishes •Architectural Wood Finishes •In Home Color Consultation •Leaders in Green Paint Technology

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Lic. & Ins.

• Exterior/Interior Painting • Deck Service • Staining Lic. & Ins. Lic# 44804H • Powerwashing FREE Estimates

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Moving/Storage

email: LaPollainc@lapolladesign.com

TRUST PAINTING

1199239

Visit Us On The Web @ www.danshamptons.com

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PORTABLE STORAGE DELIVERED TO YOUR HOME OR WORK SITE

631-734-2166 or Toll Free 1-877-864-8246 DOT 1773581

631.897.9287

1199225

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* Serving All Your Moving Needs * Call for a Free No Obligation Estimate And Let’s Make Despatch Your Mover of Choice

1198871

1199102

Best Price for Painting Interior / Exterior Powerwashing & Staining Spackling & Taping 17 Years Experience Free Estimates Licensed & Insured

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Tel:: 631-878-3131 Cell:: 516-818-3769

Old Fashioned Quality Workmanship Low and zero VOC Paints Available Insured/Lic# 28843-HI

All Pro Painting

1199293

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TRUSTWORTHY REFERENCES

1198911

Office: 631.348.1953 Cell: 516.457.8543

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631.546.8048

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Cell (631) 839-6144 (631) 588-5885

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1199045

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Custom Colors & Designs

You’ll be glad you called us

Nick Cordovano

Don’t Paint yourself into a Corner

631-696-8150

Advertise Your Services in Interiorr / Exterior 1198987

Dan’s Service Directory,

LIC.

MIKE

INS.

631•722•4057

Ins.

Golden Touch Painting

Over 50 Years & Three Generations The Highest Quality in Craftmanship Skim Coat Old Walls to Glass Perfection SHEETROCK , SPACKLING & PAINTING

WWW.DESPATCHMOVERS.COM

NYDOT # T12050 USDOT # 1372409

License # 44353-H

M.W. Lavelle

SUFFOLK LIC#: 17771-H, INS’D • RESD’L & COMM.

(631) 283-3000 * (212) 924-4181 * (631) 329-5601

Office: (631)775-6106 • Cell: (631)278-1552

Lic. 1199059

PAINTING & RESTORATION INC. Interior - Exterior Painting & Staining Power Washing

KIERAN MCDRYWALL EVOY

Call 631-537-4900 today

Interior/Exterior Painting • Powerwashing • Deck Staining Wallpaper Removal FREE Estimates

Staining Bleaching

1199169

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www.rhinoshield.net

Licensed & Insured

1198766

1198570

Mold Inspection

1199174

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1199267

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1198563

1198897

1-877-RHINO08(744-6608)

Specializing in All Types of Wallpaper

Any of your Stone Needs: Polishing • Cleaning • Sealing

1.877.24.STONE 631.351.7188

Painting/Papering

1199067

Exterior / Interior Stone  GROUT CLEANING  CONCRETE POLISHING  TRAVERTINE  TERRAZO  GRANITE  MARBLE  PAVERS

Painting/Papering

Professional Paper Hanger

M AN W ITH T RUCK

OVER 49 YRS OF STONE CARE CRAFTMANSHIP

Painting/Papering

631-907-4179 631-329-0099

Visit Us On The Web @ www.danshamptons.com

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(OME3ERVICES Painting/Papering

• Fleas • Roaches • Mice • Bed Bugs • Etc.

Specializing g in n

Deckk Maintenance e • Mildew w Removal w Deckk • Buildss & Repairs New Alll Siding g • Installationss & Repairs

631-728-9090

Free Estimates

516-678-7681 631-642-2903

PAINTING

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20 Years Experience thebugsstophere.com

Interior / Exterior Powerwashing, Tile Staining, Spackling, & Sheetrocking. Wallpaper Removal 1198823

1198856

Old World Craftsmanship, Integrity & Meticulous Quality at a Fair Cost

Golden Eagle Painting

goldeneaglepainting@hotmail.com

Mature, Responsible woman with 30 yrs dog-loving experience East Hampton Area Excellent References

Painting & Staining Spackling & Sheetrock Wallpaper • Mildew Removal Cedar Siding and Decking Experts Decorative Tilework George Hadjipopov

one on one

Lois 631 324 8914 •

Pet Sitter • Walker Services

LOISGORE22@MAC.COM 1199060

Serving the East End for over 20 years Licensed & Insured - Superb References

A&M

Pest Control

Tick Trauma! Ant Anxiety! Mosquito Mania!

1199280

Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

NARDY PEST CONTROL

CLAUDIO’S PAINTING CORP.

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RWI / Stingray

* BOTANICAL PRODUCTS AVAILABLE

INTERIOR R / EXTERIOR Powerwashing Staining & Wallpaper Removal Great References / Insured

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1198593

1198821

Eastern Suffolk

Plumbing & Heating, Inc. Licensed Master Plumber 20 Years Experience

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Openings

Plumbing

Serving the Hamptons 55 Years NYS Certified Applicators

Deadline

Pool & Spa Service

1198947

Is Your Solution To Pest Paranoia!

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Enjoy a clean “Greatt pool every Servicee att a weekend, Greatt Price” all summer long!

Lic. 631-874-0745 Ins.

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1198507

5pm Wednesday

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1199097

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• Certified pool operator on staff • Opening / Closing, Repairs • Weekly & Bi-Weekly • Loop Loc safety cover, fences • Pool Heaters • Pool Liners • Tile & Marble Dusting • Renovation • Residential & Commercial

Commercial • Residential Insured

24 HOURS A DAY

Free Estimates

631-723-2400

1198781

24 Years Experience OWNER TONY DONOFRIO O N EVERY JOB Using Ben ja min Moore Paint

631

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PAINTING

CONTROL

JW’s Pool Service

1198724

631-730-8178 631-742-7774cell

Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

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• All Your Pool Needs • Established 1969 Lic.

631-345-0711Ins.

1198717

Celebrating 23 Years in Construction & Service of Gunite & Vinyl Swimming Pools

631.325.8929

631.653.6131

631.259.8929 1199106

Primary Pools

KazdinPools,Inc. Established 1972 For A Lasting Impression

• Vinyl + Gunite Construction • Spas • Supplies • Service

Summerizing, Winterizing, Power Vacs, Liner Changes, Safety Covers, Safety Fences, Maintenance, Pool & Filter Repairs & Chemicals Licensed/Insured Est. 1997

631-813-2070

1199103

AQUATECH POOLS A Full Service Pool Company

• Quality Gunite & Vinyl Pool Builders • Weekly Pool Service

833 County Rd. 39, Southampton, NY 11968

631-283-4884

1199176

www.kazdin.com

MARBLE DUSTING Long Island Marble Dusting Inc. Experts in Resurfacing of Commercial & Residential Gunite Swimming Pools & Spas. Coping, Tile & Pool Renovation.

www.aquatechpoolsllc.com

631-287-4043 Southampton, NY

1199243

1198785

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631-790-2399

Interior/Exterior Powerwashing & Staining Remove Wallpaper Sheetrock Low Prices 16 Years Experience

POISON IVY

1199077

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631-730-8506

Licensed & Insured Free Estimates

34

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1199087

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1198910

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KAPLAN

Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

Refinance Certificates Lic. Ins. Cl-629938

Over 20 Yrs Experience

1198943

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Poison Ivy Control

1199075

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631-736-7214

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(OME3ERVICES Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

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Deck Design Repair & Construction

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1198814

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631.725.6200 We tailor our services to your needs.

Licensed & Insured Winter Kills Decks...

1198550

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ROOFING

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(631)

267-5230

FAX (631)237-4886

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ALL TYPES OF SHINGLE ROOFING

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P.O. BOX 866 213 BUTTER LANE BRIDGEHAMPTON, NY 11932

LIC.

Serving Long Island For Three Generations

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1199187

INS.

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1198824

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Visit Our Web Site At Great Aesthetics www.cedarroof.com or call (631) 331-3303 1199143

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MIKE

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631-287-5042 SH ROOFING & S IDING S PECIALISTS

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631•722•4057 1199030

Licensed Insured

Residential Commercial

Serving all of Suffok

631-283-4040 www.minoguebros.com

for the truth about your wood roof

Roofing & Siding Specialist

INS.

1199132

631-725-7377

1199249

NILL BROTHERS, Established 1950 INC.

Property Management

631-537-4774 CELL: 949-533-4937 • CELL: 716-812-1521

516-480-6394

LICENSED & INSURED

• Mahogany FREE ESTIMATES • Aluminum Siding • Treks 1-888-WASH-ME-2 • Painted & Stained Surfaces 631-288-5111

OFFICE:

Thorough Cleaning

Licensed & Insured

GREEN!

TOWNE PROPERTY MANAGEMENT Roofing

631-834-8174

GO

Customized Management Programs Serving the East End • Over 25 Years Experience

1199165

Service & Maintenance Openings & Closings Safety Covers Salt Generators

Insured

Family Owned & Operated Business Licensed Insured

RESIDENTIAL PROPERTY MANAGEMENT

We also offer . . . Design, Installation & Repair 1198810

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• Quality Service • Dependable & Reliable • Cedar • Vinyl Siding • Licensed & Insured

Property Management

majesticwaters@yahoo.com

Licensedd

1198872

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Power Washing Without The Damaging Pressure Specializing In Mildew Removal

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REVIVER: Cool, Top Professional, Classic Rock Party Dance Band. Zeppelin, Kansas, Steely, Foreigner, Skynyrd to Beatles and Stones. Continuous Music. Please leave message. (631)462-6602. RR912@CS.COM.

Photography/Video Digital Photographywww.greghollmann.com - for all your photography needs 646-823-3346. Greghollmann@mac.com.

Event Photography Experienced professional photographer available to photograph your special events. ParMassage Therapy ties, Concerts, Weddings etc. Home Décor Swedish, Deep Tissue, Reflex- Great rates! No job too small. ology, Shiatsu Massage. Aroma- (516)697-1316. Paintings, antiques, restorations, therapy, Pregnancy. Male and piff316@aol.com. appraisals, automobiles Female therapists available 24/7. 631-324-2200 631-288-1850 1(917)378-4570 Sewing Re-roofing, architectural leaks, flat, re-guttering, 631-765-6200, Carmen’s Custom Alterations, Moving/Storage 631-283-7060 631-324-9070 curtains, drapes, slipcovers, Always Available. Driver & cushions, blinds. References. Truck for your light hauling Free pickup and delivery. Home Improvements needs. House Cleanouts. Call 631-726-0093 Carpentry. Renovations, kitch- 631-723-3456, 631-946-2565. ens, bathrooms, decks, trim, inSports terior painting, power washing. Reasonable rates. Call Tom Tennis Lessons- World class (631)283-7831 player will give lessons on your home court. Call for background/ Save Green- Go Green Reduce details. $125. (201)921-8479. energy costs with Energy Effiaceloew@yahoo.com. ciency Check Up for home or ofGOODFRIEND WATER SKI. Private water ski fice. Includes on-site property reSELF STORAGE lessons. We also offer wakeview and detailed report with Climate controlled boarding, kneeboarding, wakeskvaluable savings tactics. Serving ating, and tubing. Call or e-mail greater NY area and Hamptons. Nice “move in” truck for more information. Contact Andy for details. Start631-324-5550 (646)335-5027. ing at $395. (484)892-1934.

MARY’S CLEANING Service House- Office- Restaurants Seasonal. Year Round. Cell (516) 641-2666 (516) 690-3726 seaandsun2006@yahoo.es ahorning@verizon.net.

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Private swim lessons. Varsity Swim/ Dive Coach, Phys. Ed. Teacher. 20 years experience. Fun, safe, energetic. Christine (631)384-6679.

AMAGANSETT: 4 Bedrooms, 2 baths, 2 blocks to private beach. $8,000 for July, $12,000 for August. Contact: Sheila @ (845)620-0474 (914)522-4246

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AMAGANSETT DUNES July rental $25,000. 5 bedrooms, 3 Therapy baths, CAC, heated pool. Private Sarah Simms, Ph.D Individual, entrance to beach. Couple and Family therapy. (631) 655-8319 Short & Long Term Counseling. (631)324-6875 (212)249-8878 AMAGANSETT DUNES Spacious/ bright 3 bedrooms, 2 Transportation baths, wireless internet, heated 4foot pool. Walk private beach. Renovated kitchen. No pets, no Airport Service & Beyond smoking. Any 2 weeks beginSUV Car Service to: ning July 20- August 31. Airports, Manhattan, $5,500/ week. (917)930-5756 Broadway Shows, Sporting Events. AMAGANSETT Licensed & Insured. Hidden Gem. 1 or 2 Local & Reliable. bedrooms on the Ocean, Pool. Walk to town. Andrew Stevens Short term rentals. (631)235-3557 (631)267-8121 Oceandunes.net Female Chauffeur Car Service to Airports, Manhattan, Sporting Events, Errands, "Night on the Amagansett Lazy Point Quaint Town". Reasonable Rates/ Re- furnished 1 bedroom cottage. 5 minute walk to Gardiner's Bay. liable. Laura (631)974-6884 Available 6/26September Tree Service. Deal directly with $6,000. Call Kate climber. Pruning, feeding, re- (631)267-6452 moval, stump grinding, lot clearing. Planting, transplanting. 60â&#x20AC;? Amagansett: Sandy Beachand 90â&#x20AC;? Tree spade. Peter Greal- Front, Napeague Harbor, nature preserve, boat mooring. For sale ish. 631-283-9326. or rent by owner. Pics@ Tree Sale! $49 & up Cypress. w w w . p a u l c a l a b r o . c o m Privet $10 & up 631-830-1276 646-369-4106. WHOLESALE TREES Leyland Cypress, White Pine,â&#x20AC; Kousa Dogwood, Birch, Pears.â&#x20AC; Many others. All Sizes. TICK CONTROL Complete Fertilization & Property Maintenance Programs. CALL MAC LANDSCAPE (631) 725-1249 Our 27th Year

AMAGANSETT SOH 2 bedrooms, newly renovated kitchen and bath, new carpeting, freshly painted, washer/ dryer. large patio. Walk to ocean beach, village, Jitney. 20x40 pool. Long season $18,000. $8,500 July $9.500 August- LD. Owner (631)495-5118

Aquebogue- North Fork Waterfront 1, 2, or 3 Bedroom Cottages. $15,000.00 season, or Window Treatments weekly/ monthly (631)722-4096 www.liny-cottages.com Window Treatments- ReUpholstery, Large selection of fabrics for your custom treatments BEST DEAL IN and upholstery with Shop at SAGAPONACK! Home convenience, deal direct with the designer/ fabricators. Chic home on 2.1 lushly CUSTOM ROMAN SHADE landscaped private acres & SALE Hampton's References lawn on quiet street. 3 BRs, available. Wondrous Window 2BAs, study, childproof fence Designs (631)744-3533. around heated pool, Jacuzzi, tom@wondrouswindowdesigns.com. open living great room, CAC, close to beach. Yoga July - LD $30,000 firm or monthly FREE YOGA Will do 2 weeks ON THE BEACH 82 DUNE RD - QUOGUE SUNDAYS THRU JULY 5 9:00AM

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Must see! (917)865-9917 Bridgehampton 3 bedroom, 3 bath, heated pool, Central Air, 1 acre. July-Aug $45K. or monthly 917-690-8346

WESTHAMPTON BEACH summer. 1 bedroom furnished. Walk all. Tennis/ pool. No stairs/ pets/ smoking. Bridgehampton 4 bedroom (917)208-4706 Beach House. Dock on Mecox Bay with canoe. 3-minute walk to ocean. A/C. Privacy. Amazing Location! www.swansnest.com 212-794-1000

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BRIDGEHAMPTON: Designer Gem! 3 BR, 3 Bth, CAC, Jacuzzi, Pool, Tennis. No Pets Bike to ocean. Walk to Village Owner. July- LD $40K Weekdays (212)688-6023, Weekends (631)537-2191 Bridgehampton 3 BR, 3 bath. Walk to town, Jitney, Citarella. CAC, pool, lovely garden. AugLabor Day. $25,000. (631)537-7008. Bridgehampton South of the Highway. Has it all! Beauty, Privacy, Accessibility. 3 BR's, 2 baths, Den, Heated Pool, Central Air. July 1- LD $27,000. August 1- LD $17,000. (631)537-1248 On the web: www.lockwoodphotos09. blogspot.com Bridgehampton Classic Beach House. July Rental. Heated Pool & very close to Ocean Beaches & Villages. Beautiful 4 BDRM, 3 bath with a large yard.

Charming quintessential Hamptons Cottage Circa 1870 Mint condition, Beautifully decorated, 3 Bedrooms, 2 Baths, 2 fireplaces, fab kitchen, dreamy screened-in porch, CAC, delicious pool, amazing outdoor shower! Private with lush gardens, Walk to village. July $18,000, August- LD $20,000, July- LD $36,000, $6,000 weekly, $10,000 2 weeks. (917)282-6626 (631)537-5948 (212)874-0194 Photos available. Bridgehampton South Oak Street Hideout furnished Sunlit on bird sanctuary 3 BR 3 bath, cac, wood stove, greenhouses, skylights, large deck, walk to Jitney Summer Monthly $10,000 or Yr round $40,000. 631-506-0168 East Hampton charming studio, w/d, full kitchen/ bath, deck, yard, private entrance. NowJuly 27, $5,200. Now- LD, $7,200. (917)495-3800

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East Hampton A private lovely villa close to village and ocean beaches. Huge pool, oversized deck. 2 acres, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths. Vaulted ceilings, skylights, fabulous master suite and Great Room. Sunny, spacious, immaculate. Piano, pool table, art. REDUCED. Call Barrie (212)333-4477 Pix sunsethill.net

EAST HAMPTON Barnes Landing, 21 West Way, 5 bedrooms, 3 baths, 18x36 pool, 2 living rooms, walk or bike to beautiful bay beach. freshly painted, new carpeting, newly renovated bathrooms, new appliances, large deck, washer/ dryer. August- LD $16,500. Owner (631)495-5118

East Hampton: Deluxe house. 3 BR, 2 bath, heated pool w/ attached Jacuzzi, waterfall, electrical gates, CAC, deck, garage. Monthly/ seasonal. Shown by appt. 631-835-9593 631-329-5457

EAST HAMPTON NW Woods 3 bedroom, 2 bath Country Home on 2.5 private acres. CAC, heated, gated pool. All amenities. Weekly Starting August 1 August- LD $13,000 $3,750 weekly Weekdays (212)953-1388 Weekends (631)329-3894

EAST HAMPTON: Lion Head, 3 BR, 2 bth, CAC, Internet, Cable TV's, private charming immaculate retreat, minutes walk to private beach, heated pool, hot tub, outdoor shower, beautifully landscaped. Aug., $15,000. Web Photos. Call (516)902-4552, or email: randimel@aol.com

East Hampton Dune Alpin Sunny 2 Bedrooms plus sleeping loft, 2 fireplaces, 2.5 Baths, central air. pool and tennis. Bike to ocean. Walk to Red Horse. June- LD $30,000 Owner East Hampton: Northwest 212-228-9678 631-537-7519 Contemporary House. 4 Bedroom 3 Bath. Grass Galore, East Hampton: Last minute barSwings, Treehouse, separately gain! Immaculate house on prifenced pool, private. Central Air. vate road. 3 bedrooms, 2 bathMulti-level decking. Outdoor rooms. Pool, large deck, outside Shower. Summer $39,000. Aug- shower. AC. Walk to town. JuLD $19,000, July $15,000, MD- ly, $1,300 weekly or $5,000 June $10,000. Year round option. month. Sept 1- LD, $1,500. No shares. Alicia 917-449-8212 (212)787-1762. email aliciavannini@hotmail.com kflehinger@yahoo.com.

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July $12,000 with 3 bonus daysâ&#x20AC; between June 29-31, or $20,000 winter. Call John at 917-579-9194 East Hampton August 4 HOUSES FROM PRIVATE BEACH! 4 bedrooms, 3 baths heated pool, hot tub, outdoor shower, bbq grill, large deck, beautiful sunsets. Landscaped gardens. Private and quiet, light and airy house, CAC, with gourmet kitchen, internet, cable, flat screen TVs, stereos, linens and every amenity. August $18,500 (516)487-2945 BRIDGEHAMPTON VILLAGE Historic Halsey House Gated acre compound 7 BR, 3.5 BA'S, antiques guest kitchen 2 spas, heated pool, walk restaurants bus & train $60K to LD $25K July $35K Aug-LD 201-213-0220 BRIDGEHAMPTON VLG 2 BEAUTIFUL PROPS Aug 22- LD or Extd Season 1BR New Cntry Cottage $2500 3BR Landscaped, Pool, Finely Furnished $10,000 516-658-5728

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East Hampton Contemporary Retreat Newly renovated sunny saltbox Tastefully furnished 4 bedrooms, 3.5 bathrooms. Master suite has adjoining large bath/ Jacuzzi. Finished Basement with rec/ media room, laundry, maids room full bath. Plasma TVs in each room. Mature landscaping with child-safe, heated pool on 3/4 acre. Walk to bay beaches. Central Air, wireless internet access.

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East Hampton Northwest parklike grounds 1.5 Acres 3 bedroom, 2 bath, CAC, oversize pool, outdoor shower/ hottub, monthly, 2 weeks. Information, photos m380se@aol.com 631-563-9429.

East Hampton Special. Romantic 18th Century cottage in Village. Enchanted gardens, 2 BR, 2 bath. July $8,000. Aug $11,000. Call/ e-mail for photos. kind@rcn.com (631)329-1692

Hampton Bays: Waterfront, dock space, 2 BR's, furnished, w/d, tennis, pool. July $3,000. Aug $3,000. Sept $2,000. 631-288-5450, 772-486-0484 trishdennis81@hotmail.com

Sag Harbor: Monthly Rental. Immaculate, 5 yr old home, 4 BR, 3.5 bath, central air, inground heated pool, private bayfront community, mooring available, no pets, no smoking. Contact: Joann 516-659-8704.

SOUTHAMPTON: Just outside village, 4 bed, 3 bath, CAC, heated pool on private, landscaped acre. Skylights, chef's kitchen, newly furnished. Extensive decking. Available AugustLD (917)837-2909

SOUTHAMPTON 3 Bedrooms, 2 Baths in a private beach community including tennis. Available August- LD $6,300 (516)425-3004 lakatjen@hotmail.com

Southampton Village South Walk to OCEAN, Restaurants. Renovated 2BR cottage. June to Sept. $2,975/weekly 917-254-0641 gz@dumagt.com

SAG HARBORWALK TO LONG BEACH Kid Safe- No Pool! Beautiful house, 5 bedrooms, 2 baths, living room/ fp, oversized kitchen/dining room/ living area, CAC, internet, big deck. July- $11,000 August- $12,000 weekly if available Call 917-363-1758

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East Hampton: Super house with all the toys, heated pool, spa, deco tennis court with ball machine, CAC, 4 BR's, exercise play room. Everything you could want for a great vacation and only 3 minutes from Village. Asking July $25,000. Aug.- LD $32,000. Weekly $8,000. 631-875-6941

East Hampton NW Woods 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, pool, CAC. Brand new kitchen August- Labor Day 631-324-2519 917-301-8387 East Hampton: NW Woods. Wonderful summer home. Private wooded hilltop location, 3 BR's, 2 baths, mile to bay, minutes to gorgeous ocean beaches. Bright, light filled great room and sliders to wrap around deck. 631-848-3388. Available July & August. $1,800 weekly.

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July $15,000 August- LD $19,000 Owner: patpramer@aol.com

East Hampton/ Northwest Modern white contemporary Wooded acre. Heated pool, Central air, 4 bedrooms, 2 baths. Walk to water. Outdoor shower, Decks, Skylights, Free WIFI July 1 -Labor Day $25,000 July $12,000 August -Labor Day $15,000 Flexible. (703)994-1009 East Hampton Northwest Cottage by the Bay. 2 bedroom, A/C, very private, all open, newly decorated. Monthly. (631)324-4979

EAST HAMPTON ON WATER. 250 foot beach, sunsets, 5 Br, 6 Bth Large heated pool, Sacrifice Aug. $29,000 631-324-0376

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MONTAUK Ditch Plains vacation rental by the sea. Week or monthly. Available May- September. 2 BR, W/ D, deck, cable, pool. Montauk Shores CondoEast Hampton Village. Studio minium. Owner 631-902-0399 cottage. Sacrifice. July- LD 631-581-6541 $4,500. No pets. 516-637-6001 leave message NORTH FORK: Walk to PriHampton Bays: Affordable Cot- vate Beach, 3 bedroom, 2 bath, tages at Hampton Cove. 1 BR quiet neighborhood, great for (seasonal) $5,400 and (monthly) kids. Wading River town. Se$2,250. 3 BR waterfront cottage curity and references. August: (season) $12,150 and (monthly) $8,500 monthly, $2,500 weekly. $6,300. Please contact Ashley, Email for pics and info: 516-317-2826 for weekly/ week- wazo@aol.com end rates. 20% security deposit Call (212)860-3181 required, additional 10% for any pets. REMSENBURG 4 bed, 4 bath, 1.6 acres, pool, tennis, playGreat Summer Offer! 4 Bed- ground. $30,000 August, room house on Old Montauk $25,000 July. Other rentals Hwy. Very private Ocean views available weekly, monthly, seaPictures available. Price per son. Charles Rutenberg Realty month $6000. (505)718-9455. (631)276-9329 HAMPTON BAYS 6 Bedroom, 3.5 Bath, Living Rm, Dining Rm, Pool, Close to town & beaches. July -L D $20,000. 631-553-9550

3 BRs, 2.5 Baths, IGP, Outside Shower, CAC, Beautiful House, Lots of Privacy MUST SEE! Jul 1 - Sept 8 $17,500, plus electric August- LD $9,900 (631)804-6927 No Groups

Hampton Bays: 2 BR, family room, LR, near all. Reasonable rent. Monthly/ weekly/ weekends/ winter. (347)728-0200

REMSENBURG New Construction, high-end rental. 4 en-suite br's, 5 baths, private, pristine and perfect for entertaining. Heated pool. July $20k, August $25k. (516)524-7074 (631)613-6428

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HAMPTON BAYS August Full Month $6,000 Half Month $3,200 or Discounted all August Weekends $3,500 Lovely House, Pristine Setting on 1 acre. 2 Bedrooms, Large Deck, Outdoor Shower, Kayak. Swim from Dock, Bike to Ocean. Pet Friendly. No Smoking. Owner 646-221-7463 917-687-3919

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North Fork - East Marion - Historic 1855 Greek Revival with Pool. Situated on 1.6 acres with expansive landscaped grounds, landmark trees, 20 x 40 ft pool surrounded by flagstone patio, and 100 year-old outbuilding. Living room with fireplace, large dining room, wonderful country kitchen with additional dining area, library, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, including master with fireplace. Close to beaches, tennis, golf, shopping and one block to Jitney service. Exclusive #33064. Just listed and priced to sell at $769,000. Greenport Office - 631-477-8001

Pristine Peconic views. Gateway to the Hamptons, 5 BRâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s , 4 baths, den, exercise area, CAC/ heating, gunite heated pool, mahogany decks, pool house with bath, basketball court. Boat Mooring July- LD $60K Weekly Rental Available

SAG HARBOR BEACHFRONT Enjoy a private beach and spectacular views from this affordable, adorable, 2 bed, 1.5 bath cottage with outdoor shower, 13 foot ceilings in living room. Wood burning fireplace. Swim, ski, fish, on your private beach. Sail and stroll to paradise at your door MUST BE SEEN ! Shares OK (sharers arrange your own schedule). Sorry, no pets, no smoking! August- LD $10,750 Owner (917)887-1715 (212)906-0502 Voicemail

Southampton Spacious & Private, 3 BR, 2 bath, pool, deck, BBQ. Photos online. Available Aug, Sept, Oct. Wkly /Monthly. (914)843-3262 Hampton Bays: large 2 BR, 2 Bath, Waterview Condo. August, Fall/ Winter/ Yearly. Sag Harbor: Charming 2 bdrm, large quiet lot, entire upstairs, 201-602-0912 35-foot deck, large master BR, Artsylisa@optonline.net skylights, fireplace. Downstairs HAMPTON BAYS WATER guest bedroom with private enVIEW 4 br, 2.5 baths, steps from trance, 2nd bathroom. $9,000+ beach, gourmet kitchen, CAC, utilities. Both, Jul- Aug. Longer large entertaining deck. July season available. $7,000. August with LD $8,000. www.hillsideavenuerentals.com (718)551-6132 (718)875-3489 203-685-5759.

Master Suite on 1st floor 3 Bedrooms, 3 Baths, attached Garage, Private Patio Pool & Playground July & Aug., $25,000

SOUTHAMPTON 4 bedrooms, 3-1/2 baths, CAC, heated pool, jacuzzi/ hot tub, finished basement. landscaped, immaculate! $3,000 weekly or $11,000 monthly. Call: (631)283-4583 or Cell: (631)807-7907 Southampton Cottages great location, beautiful property, lake access, Ocean and Village within 3 miles. 1 Bedroom Cottages $4,000 monthly, $1,500 weekly Call 631-283-5444 Southampton Country cottage. 1 bedroom with large great room & kitchen. Wood floors, cathedral ceiling. July- LD $9,000. No Smoking/ pets. 516-909-9515

SAG HARBOR Charming 2 bedroom house, front porch, near beach. 7/15- 9/9 $9,500. (631)725-6030

SOUTHAMPTON Fabulous South o'Hwy 2 bedroom, 2 bath Condo Sunroom, Pool, Tennis, Garage July- LD, $20,000 Winter, $1,750 monthly 516-449-1117

Sag Harbor Village 2 BR, 1st floor newly renovated apt in heart of Historic district walk to all, no smoking/ pets. July $4,000; August $5,000 631-725-1743.

Southampton IDEAL contemporary, deluxe pool, private acre. $2,650/ week, photos. (516)767-1279 aeneid11030@yahoo.com

(631)204-0202 (516)857-1795

New Townhouse Community Beautifully Furnished Near Beach & Village

Call Lisa, R.E. (no fee) 631-793-7329

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Quogue. 3 bedroom cottage, south highway, bike to village, beach. Washer/ dryer. Season. $9,000. 631-653-8750

Southampton: July/ August 2009. Waterfront Studio $4,700. Spectacular Shinnecock Bay View from 3 Acre Co-op Swimming pool & laundry on premises. Full Kitchen/ Bath/ Closet, Ceiling Fans, Twin bed & conSagaponack South Unique vertible sofa. Theatre seats. designer barn, 4 acres, heated BBQ in Backyard. Absolutely no gunite pool, cottage, monthly pets! References required. $35,000. July- August $65,000. E3rdbase@Yahoo.com 917 685 Call for photos 631-834-4853 8203 Sag Harbor: Waterfront, Large 1BR. Pool, hot tub, private deck/ BBQ area, dock. Walk to town/ tennis. Long Season available, $10,900 includes utilities. 646-594-4244

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Southampton- Walk to beach, IGP, 3 BRs, 2 Baths, Outdoor Shower, Fireplace, Cathedral Ceiling, W/D, A/C, July- Aug $12K or 1 mo $7K Owner: H 631-421-1851 C 917-445Southampton: Lovely room. 7351 See Webcast Private bath. Beautiful classic Moore.DYNALIAS.Net home. 3 nights $370. Two rooms Southampton: Waterfront $555. (631)283-8613 Condo. 1 bedroom, 1 bath, loft, Southampton New 5 bedroom dock, pool. Beautifully renovatAvailable through LD. house, 3 bath, pool. August ed! $15,000. No pets, no smoking. $25,000 516-356-7016 Leave message. (516) 671-8159 Southampton: JulyLD $135,000. 5 bedroom, 5.5 baths, LR,â&#x20AC;  DR, FR, exercise room, pool/ ping pong room. 516-928-8724, 631-287-0493.

Southampton/ North Sea Harbor, Waterfront, Quiet, great view, 3 bdr, 1.5 baths, porch, deck. July $6,000, Aug. $7,000 631-513-5336 Southampton/ Sag Harbor Walk to bay beach, Bright 2 bedroom house on 1/2 acre., wall to wall carpet, CAC, washer/ dryer, large deck/ with outdoor shower. July 1- LD $12,000. Long season available. (631)283-1345

Wainscott beautiful light, bright cottage for two, pool, 30 ft. ceiling, private, 1 mile ocean, Weekly $2K, /Monthly. 631-757-9527 wk 631-537-0413 wknds Wainscott East Hampton Near Ocean, Room in house. Separate Entrance. July & August $20K, Year Round $24K or separate Cottage same price 631-537-3068 artherzog@aol.com

Summer Rentals Water Mill North 7,000 Sq. Ft. Home plus finished basement on 5+ Acres in Private Gated Community. 8 Bedrooms (2 master suites), 8.5 Baths, Jacuzzi, Media Room, Viking Kitchen w/ Granite tops throughout, Eat-in. Library, fireplace, Central air, 2 wet bars. Sound system throughout. Professionally Landscaped. Mahogany decking, 20x40 heated gunite pool with hot tub, all-weather tennis court, recreation area, media room, staff quarters. July- LD $180,000 For sale: $5.6 million

WAINSCOTT SOH Walk to beach and Jitney. One level decorator furnished, 52 inch flat screen TV, gourmet kitchen, 4 Tara Jean Associates, Inc. BRs, 4 BAs, CAC, Jacuzzi, finReal Estate ished lower level w/ 80 inch TV, poolhouse with bedroom/ bath(631)726-5600 room, heated pool, hot tub. Will (516)317-0346 cell child proof pool. August (516)510-4017 cell SOUTHAMPTON STUDIO $40,000. (917)929-8336 second floor, private entrance, (212)628-5944 Westhampton Beach 2 bedroom terrace, cathedral ceilings, kitchfurnished, 2 bath, ocean front, en, AC, wi-fi. July- LD $9,000. Condominiums. Water Mill 4 bedroom, 3 bath, Yardarm (631)806-5442 $30,000 season. $849,000 sale. centrally located charming English country cottage on totally (631)462-1151 SOUTHAMPTON: studio with private quiet acre +. Tennis, Westhampton Beach: Dune sleeping alcove, kitchenette, heated pool, full amenities, Rd., 2 BR cottage, across from pool, private. Weekends, weekly Close To Beach. Aug. only private access ocean beach. June or longer. Rates vary with length $29,800 Longer Season Nego- 26- July 31, $6,000. or weekly of stay. (212)217-0852, tiable 917-406-0660 Owner $1,800. (917)319-7459. (631)283-7690, Westhampton/ Remsenburg sewkayt@aol.com Water Mill Cottage. Charming guest cottage, 1 BR on 2 bed, 2 bath, family estate with pool, tennis SOUTHAMPTON Recently renovated. and boat dock. $5,000 per Stunning/ Private Swimming pool, tennis, a.c. month. (631)882-1986 2 BR, 2 BA, Lux Ranch ConAvailable do. June 18 thru Sept. 27. 2 weeks $4,500/ $18,500 631-726-4477 1 wk $2,400 917-287-6845 Westhampton Beach: Windmill SOUTHAMPTON/ Shinnecock Hills. STEAL THIS HOUSE IN AUGUST! Stylish, secluded, sunny, contemporary. 3 BR, 3 bth, pool, deck, CAC, Wi-Fi, pool table, many extras. AugustLD $16,500. (917)733-9533

SOUTHAMPTON: Tasteful, unique, immaculate, studio apartment. Large, beautiful, manicured home. Private entrance. Garden. Kitchenette, DirecTV. CAC. All furnishings. July- September 23, $8,700. (631)283-8613

House, in heart of village. Walk to beach, stores, all places of worship. Pool, tennis court, pool house, large wraparound porch, CAC, 8 bedrooms, 6 baths, large kitchen with commercial appliances. August $30,000 monthly, $10,000 weekly. (631)288-9008 (508)380-1738

Southampton Village - Classic and Charming. 4 BR, 2 BA. Heated Gunite Pool and Hot Tub. Off Elm St. Walk to Main St. and Ocean. Jul $15,000. Owner (917) 287-5207.

WESTHAMPTON HOUSE Oceanfront-Dune Rd. 1 BR apt.; furnished; large terrace overlooking ocean; pool; gym; long season.

SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE Beautifully Restored Cottage. 2 BR, 1 Bth, 2 Showers. Walk to Ocean/ Restaurants/ Shops. BiWeekly, Monthly- September. Negotiable Price 310-990-6134 Southampton Village: Charming 3 BR's +, 1 bath cottage. $17,800, now- LD. $1,650 monthly after. (917)859-9989

(917)842-5658 Westhampton Beach: 1 BR, 1 bath apt, season $8,000. 2 BR, 2 baths, $16,000. Beach, pool, tennis courts. Also monthly. (212)980-1212

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Summer Rentals WESTHAMPTON BEACH BATH & TENNIS HOTEL & MARINA Oceanfront Resort & Spa The closest Hamptons' destination from Manhattan. Spend the summer with us! 2009 Room Booking Special: 3rd night FREE! (must book by June 30th) * Rooms available, all with private bathroom & shower + TV, microwave, refrigerator. * Seasonal, Monthly, Weekly, Daily * Deck memberships available * Seasonal & transient boat slips available Resort amenities include: * 1,200 foot ocean beach * Outdoor Heated Pool * Spa & Beauty Salon * Indoor & Outdoor Dining * Fitness center * 5 Har-tru Tennis Courts * Marina Dockage * Free Parking For more information: 631.288.2500 www.bathandtennis.com 231 Dune Road

Winter Rentals Amagansett- Beatifully furnished home. 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, large living room, large kitchen. $2200. (631)267-2014. dscott@ross.org.

Southampton Village Charming furnished, 1 BR cottage. Beautiful landscaping, easy walk to stores, train. Sept.- May $950 monthly plus utilities. (212)947-9259 WATER MILL pool house studio. All utilities (except heat) included. FREE phone, satellite and electric. $950/ month. Requesting neat freak. (631)379-0315

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CENTER MORICHES Spacious 1 bedroom apartment, LR, kitchen, private over garage on waterfront property. No smoking, no pets. Partially furnished. $1,150 plus heat. (631)368-1250 M-F. Weekends: (631)874-3252

Sag Harbor Year Round: 1 BEDROOM, new bath, washer/dryer, fireplace, private deck, pool, central ac, internet. Close to village & beach. July 15 move in $1,550 all included, close to Beach & Village. Smoke free! East Hampton Beautiful block. Joe: 631.807.0101 3- 4 bedrooms, 3 full baths, spec- Sag Harbor Year Round: tacular pool landscaping, new ca- Downstairs apt, two bed, private thedral kitchen, $2,750. No entrance, deck. Pool, AC, full smoking, pet possible. Available bath, stainless steel kitchen. after LD. Owner (631)219-5130 Beach & Village all within 1.5 (631)368-7841 miles, No smokers! $1,500 a Joe East Hampton Apartment. 1 month includes all. Bedroom, Living Room with 631-807-0101 small Kitchen/ washer/ dryer. Shelter Island Studio apartment CAC. No smoking, no pets. available immediately. Single $1,300/ month. July- August occupancy. Completely fur$5,000. (631)375-3856 nished, includes electric, cable, heat. No smoking, no pets. RefEAST MARION 1st floor, erences required, First, last, se2,400 s.f., 5 bedrooms, 2 baths. curity. $900 mo. 631-749-1687 Quiet road. Asking $1,800. Tel. (631)477-1470 Monday- Friday SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE 2 bedrooms, 1 bath. Clean, 8:30 am- 4:30 pm. walking distance to Village. EAST QUOGUE Clean 1 bed- $1,500, plus oil. (516)658-2749 room apartment with office space. Suitable for one or two, SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE private entrance. No pets, no 3 bedrooms, 1 bath. Clean, smoking. $1,300/ month. Call walking distance to Village. $1,600 utilities included. Sue (631)653-4659 (516)658-2749 GREENPORT: 2- 3 BR, 2 Bth, SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE 2 Porches. Near Village $1400/ studio apartment. Clean, walkmonth 631-283-6974 ing distance to village. $1,200 a MONTAUK WATERFRONT month, utilities included. 3 room, LR, kitchen and bed- (516)658-2749 room, quiet, private, best view. Southold Waterfront quaint Suitable for one, two. Heat, hot 2 bedroom house. Recently renowater, electric, cable TV includvated. Close to wineries. Fured. No smoking or pets. nished or not. $1,800 + utilities. (631)668-5023 First, last, + security. Noyac: Adorable 1 BR cottage, 631-734-6200 $1,200 monthly/ year round, plus Wainscott East Hampton Near utilities. (631)725-7370 Ocean, Room in house. Separate Riverhead: 2 furnished rooms, Entrance. July & August $20K, includes gas and electric. Close Year Round $24K or separate same price to all transportation. Cottage 631-537-3068 arther(631)369-2529, (631)764-2885. zog@aol.com RIVERHEAD Newly renovated, large 5 bedrooms, 3.5 bath, 2 Weekly Rentals LRs, DR, fully equipped EIK, washer/ dryer, CAC, large deck Wainscott North. 1 mi to with heated pool, 2 car garage. 2 beach. 5 BR (3 Mstrs), 4 Bth (Jablocks away from Peconic Bay cuzzi) Shy 2 landscaped acres. Hospital. $3,000/ month. Htd pool, top line outdoor/ in(631)793-5262 door furn., CAC, dbl height LR Sag Harbor 2 Bedroom fur- w/ FPL, FR with home theater, nished apartment, 2nd floor, Pri- EIK, flat screens/ cable/ all vate, bright, nice views, steps to rooms wireless. Wks 7/31 -8/7, 8/14. $5000/ week. village/ Jitney $1,900 + utilities 8/7monthly Year Round. $12,000 (212)896-1602. bfrankel@frankelgroup.com. July & Aug 631-725-3042

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Sag Harbor DOG OKAY, my friendly dog, dog door, fenced yard, patio. Single room, private bath, TV, air, walk town. Quiet person. $300 long weekend, $700 week, $2,500 August. (631)725-1091

GREENPORT Great location! Front Street. Approximately 1,300 s.f. Asking $2,600. Tel. (631)477-1470 Monday- Friday 8:30 am- 4:30 pm.

Weekly Rentals Bridgehampton Brand New Spectacular 7,200sq. ft. 7BR, 7 full bth on 6 acres. Heated gunite pool, jacuzzi, tennis, basketball, gym, cookâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s kitchen, DR, gameroom, 6 TVs. Also 7 BR, 5 Bth house avail with all amenities. Wkly or wknds Owner 212-285-2440 www.theresidencesof.com

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WESTHAMPTON Share room in 4 bedroom house, private bath, pool, $850/ month includes all. (631)805-7273

EAST HAMPTON country home, relaxed atmosphere, 2 suites, double beds, no pets, no smoking, swimming pool, organic garden, $200 each per night. Reservations at: (631)767-1641

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Quogue 1,200 sq. ft. Warehouse Space, 30' x 40', 18 ft. high overhead door. Call 631-653-4036 Or 631-553-9920

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SAG HARBOR OFFICE 2nd Floor Kissimmee Florida, for sale or Main Street Office. rent, new townhome. Central 900 sq. ft. + deck. Florida, premier active adult Excellent condition. community. To view: Call www.solivita-rentals.com FeaEAST HAMPTON near village, 631-678-2460 tured Listing 2423 Palm Tree private bath, separate entrance, Drive. Contact 914-772-0620 AC, cable, no smoking, no pets, Southampton store 1,700 Brokers protected. summer season. (631)324-7322; square feet. Attention decorators, (212)372-1841 interior designers, antique dealCommercial ers, architects office etc. Inquire HA M PT O N BAY S (516)319-6363 WATERFRONT Bridgehampton, Main Street. Second floor retail/ office/ galRooms Available Rental Wanted lery/ studio. 600 SF $2,000/ For Rent With Licensed Male Massage Theramonth. Utilities included. Kitchen & Private Bath Available immediately. pist, working at prestigious spa, Walking Distance To is looking for room with bed in (631)537-7069. Montauk Highway East Hampton Village in exgearent@hamptons.com. $875/ Month Unfurnished change for massage treatments $1,050/ Month Furnished East Hampton: GARAGE. (1) and reduced rent. 516-857-3723 $275 Weekly Furnished space available, 5 minute walk $100 Daily Furnished )S9OUR#OMPANY from train, 10 from Jitney. 24/7 %NVIRONMENTALLY&RIENDLY access. $250/monthly. 0LACE YOUR AD IN THE NEW 'OING For Further Information 'REEN SECTION OF $ANS 3ERVICE (631)604-1115 Call (631) 728-5131

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Sag Harbor Below Market Value Reduction to $975,000 Dramatic Contemporary: 1.7 private wooded acres. Fabulous gardens/grounds. Beautiful 3000 Sq. ft. sun filled home, pool, CAC, 4 bedrooms,3 baths, fireplace, Master Wing, multi million neighborhood. Exclusive. IN#51134 Directions: Noyac Rd. east, right Millstone.

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Southampton Reduced to $599,000 Reserve Views: Idyllic Conscience Point, .56 cleared acre, 1400 sq. ft. ranch, 2 BRs, 1 BA, 400 + sq ft studio addition. Walk to bay, marina & boat ramp. Plans & Survey for pool.Backs to 10+ acre reserve. Exclusive. IN# 28598 Directions: North Sea Road north, left Oldfield Road

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EAST HAMPTON VILLAGE 5 bedroom historic farmhouse situated on .6 acre, recent upscale renovation, wide- plank flooring. Great price: $900,000. Owner (516)635-8437 EAST MORICHES 1840's English Colonial, Barn, CAC, 35 Crystal Beach Blvd, 2 acre 2-car garage on 1.3 acres. MLS WATERFRONT, 6 beds, 3 # 2134497. Shoreline $559,000 baths, sauna, steam room, etc. (631)878-0562 Call Akie Naito, Hampton Estates Realty. Open Houses EAST MORICHES Newport 2PM-6PM 7/4, 7/31, 8/8, 8/22. Beach and boating. Oversized $890,000. (516)510-6951. Ranch, 3 bedrooms, 1.5 garage,

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Homes Amagansett Retreat One of a Kind Treasure Walk to Beach, 2 Master Suites, Secluded Pool Area, Multiple Decks , Lily Pond, Lots of Parking, Stainless/ Granite Kitchen, CAC, Move in Condition, Many Extras! $3.4 Million Rocky.surfdr@gmail.com or (973)723-4907

Aquebogue. Calling all beach/ boat lovers! Charming 3 bdrm ranch in quite private beach community, 1 hour from Manhattan. $IRECTORY #ALL    TODAY Oversized lot/ fishing/ sunsets/ long walks/ vineyards/ farm stands, you can have it all! $329,999 Jeanine Cardella C21 Princeton Properties jcardella@c21princetonproperties.com or 631 467-3800 x26 Great investment!

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Bridgehampton: South of Hwy, 3 BR, 2 car garage, .47 acre, room for pool. $1.8M. Exclusive. K.R. McCrosson R.E. (631)725-3471 CALVERTON Creek front handyman. 4 bedrooms, 2 kitchens finished basement. MLS# 2123745. Shoreline $285,000 (631)878-0562 EAST HAMPTON Barnes Landing 21 West Way, 5 bedrooms, 3 baths, 18x36 heated pool, new liner, new carpeting, freshly painted, new appliances, Short walk to beautiful bay beach. large deck, full basement. Asking $745,000. Owner (631)495-5118

in ground pool. MLS# 2193263 Shoreline $439,999 (631)878-0562 East Moriches Tranquility on the Water Sit on your deck and watch the boats go by. This mint condition 2 BR, 2 bath condo is made for year round fun. Swim in the pool and play tennis all summer or relax by the fireplace all winter. Very easy living. $475,000. Brown Harris Stevens Gayle Lopata (516)443-7055

Hampton Bays Bay Front-2 Homes Main House - 3 bedrooms, eat in kitchen, stone fireplace, living room, screened porch, includes furnishings. Cottage - 2 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, fireplace Secluded on 4 acres with 400 feet of bulkhead. Brokers protected. (718) 987-2396 (917) 757- 4863 (516) 810-3856 Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton 631/283-8100 www.morleyagency.com

EAST QUOGUE Open House Saturday June 27th, 1pm- 5pm. 14 Foxboro Road. Brand new, custom 4 BR, 4 bath, hardwood floors, 1/2 acre, room for pool, fireplace, high ceilings. Many extras. Amorelli Realty. Reduced to $799K. Call (917)374-3203

Southampton - Turn-of-Century â&#x20AC;&#x153;Summer Cottageâ&#x20AC;? in renown â&#x20AC;&#x153;Art Villageâ&#x20AC;?! Shingled two-story, gracious front porch, formal living and dining, 2 fireplaces, 4 bedrooms, 4 baths, private yard. Exclusive $1,650,000

REMSENBURG 2 + Acres. Ideal investment! One of A Kind. Price reduced. Now asking $850,000.

Water Mill - Smart Buy! Comfy ranch on ? acre, raised hearth brick fireplace, hardwood floors, 3 bedrooms, 1.5 baths, 2-car garage, expansion potential, spacious yard, room for pool. Exclusive $725,000

Southampton Village â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Great Opportunity! Circa 1915 shinEAST QUOGUE Waterfront gled traditional, two stories, firewith 75' bulkhead. Sun-filled place, 4 bedrooms, 2 baths, deRanch, w/ 3 Bdrms, 2 baths, tached 2-car garage, room for CAC, Greatroom, Full Basement pool, zoned residential and office Price reduced. $767,700. use. Co-Exclusive $999,000 (owner) 631-728-1174

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Noyac: Possible Mother/ Daughter, 2 BR's 1 bath up, 1 BR 1 Remsenburg, South of Main bath down. Close to the Beach. Street, 3 br 2 ba Ranch on 1.1 $599,000. 631-725-1433 or acres. Close to Bay, Price Re- 516-680-4417 duced by $200,000 to $799,000 On Shinnecock Elliot Gallen Broker Bay BIG BLUE forever views.. 631-288-7236 A spectacular south of the highway waterfront location. The 2.2 acre property is divided into two Homes Homes parcels, with a vast expanse of wide open waterfront, 3 bed 3 BRIDGEHAMPTON bath beach cottage in place with NEWMAN VILLAGE CONDO all around water views. Charming as is or room to build your Meticulously Renovated 2 BR, 2.5 Bath Condo in the dream house. Possibilities gaUltimate Location. Just Minutes to Bridgehampton Village, lore for a substantial future home Yet Tucked Away in Private Farmlands. with tennis & pool. Property The LIBI award winner for Best Condo Renovation that's an incredibly rare find. On in 2008 by House Magazine, this impeccable residence is the prettiest street, surrounded by ideal for city dwellers seeking that perfect easy-maintenance major estates, this fantastic locaHamptons getaway, or for the large homeowner looking to scale tion includes a short stroll from down without sacrificing privacy, luxury and quality. privacy and water to the tiny charming village of East Offered for sale by owner $795,000. Quogue. By Owner. $2,600,000. (917)929-3449. Call Owner for viewing: (631)374-1197 palmergaget@mac.com.

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2EAL%STATEFOR3ALE Homes Sag Harbor Village: 4 BR, 2.5 bath, fplc, CAC, garage on 1/2 acre. Excellent condition, $699,000. Exclusive K.R. McCrosson R.E. (631)725-3471 SOUTHAMPTON Magnificent waterfront/ bulkhead 360 degree view, waterside pool/ boat slip, 6 bedrooms, 4 baths, .5 acre, very private. Perfect for entertaining! Asking $2,995,000. Call for appointment by owner. (516)650-7978

Homes Westhampton Beach Waterview Co-op Private dock, 2 porches $395,000 Call Barbara 631.377.1369 Simon Harrison Real Estate WATER MILL: OWNER/ BUILDER. $2,950,000. 6,300sq.ft. Grand Master, 4 guest rooms. Viking appliances. Library. Spa, heated gunite pool. 516-982-8724, 631-287-0493

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Leslie Tarbell Donovan Accredited Home Staging Planner Office: 631-283-8175 Cell: 631-875-4303 SOUTHOLD Brand new, beautifullyappointed home on shy 1-acre lot, just steps from Long Island Sound and serene beach. Priced below cost for quick sale. 4 BR’s, 3BA, LR, family room w/fireplace, formal dining room, gourmet kitchen w/ granite tops and stainless steel appliances, 2-car garage, CAC, CVAC, 10-year extended warranty. $729,000 Judan Homes: (631)287-7800 Water Mill North 7,000 Sq. Ft. Home plus finished basement on 5+ Acres in Private Gated Community. 8 Bedrooms (2 master suites), 8.5 Baths, Jacuzzi, Media Room, Viking Kitchen w/ Granite tops throughout, Eat-in. Library, fireplace, Central air, 2 wet bars. Sound system throughout. Professionally Landscaped. Mahogany decking, 20x40 heated gunite pool with hot tub, all-weather tennis court, recreation area, media room, staff quarters. July- LD $180,000 For sale: $5.6 million Tara Jean Associates, Inc. Real Estate (631)726-5600 (516)317-0346 cell (516)510-4017 cell

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Condos/Co-Ops AMAGANSETT OCEAN VISTA Remodeled studio co-op, sleeps 4, on ocean beach, heated pool, tennis. $150,000 Owner (631)267-3280 East Hampton Condo For Sale. Year round condo. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, great room, dining room, frplce, wood flrs, gourmet kitchen- granite, subway tiles, stainless appliances, tennis, pool, ceiling fans throughout, front and rear decks, full basement, new heat pump system, cac, new windows & sliders. furnished -low maint. Reduced to $685,000. By Owner. 718-614-1805 718-352-2502 qunslaw@yahoo.com

Condos/Co-Ops Southampton “The Courtyards” Brand new construction. Approx. 1,900 sq. feet. Private/ Best Location! Decorator Furnished, Turnkey, Borders nature preserve. 3 bedrooms, 3 baths. Pool. Fireplace. Garage. Outstanding Opportunity! Serious Inquiries Only REDUCED $100K TO $729,000 917-912-1365

Prince Edward Island Canada, featured in New York Times, AOL & Money Magazine. What Long Island used to be. Huge gains to be made on Waterfront property. 30% discount with strength of US dollar. Summer homes, investment, development and rental income properties. Michael Poczynek, Century 21 Northumberland, michaelshomes.com, sunburycove.com or 1-888-295-6863 TELLURIDE CONDO www.seeforevervillage.com SKI-IN 3 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, furnished SPECTACULAR VIEWS Appraised @ 1.8 million 1/2 ownership interest $3,950/ month All major holidays included year round Once in a lifetime opportunity! (201)538 5782 dplaut@gcf-inc.com

Aquebogue. Beach/ Boat lovers, build dream home on last oversized /buildable lot, (pending proper local permits & approvals). Private beach community, fishing, long walks, sunsets, vineyards, farm stands, have it all! One hour from City- $185K Jeanine Cardella C21 Princeton Properties jcardella@c21princetonproperties.com or 631 467-3800 x26. Invest in Real Estate! East Hampton .75 Acres Old Stone Highway. Survey Available. $400000. (631)771-3121 support@roban.net.

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Sag Harbor Village: bldg lot, ceiling, fplc, 2 skylights, 1 car garage. Water Mill. Hamptons Condo near F#67189 ocean and pool and tennis. Great inwooded 1/3 acre. Asking vestment. Turnkey, 2 beds plus den, 3.5 $350,000. Owner (631)725-3471 Medford $297,400 Well kept, updated baths, CAC, bonus. Exclusive $699K ranch with 3 BR, 1 B, OHW, nicely Web# 47780 Renee Despins landscaped, large corner lot. Front & 917.439.3404 SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE back decks. Shed. Near to all. 2.15- ACRE BUILDING LOT F#2188581 Bridgehampton. Bridgehampton South, IN EXCLUSIVE PRIVATE ASSandpiper Lane Steps to the Ocean and Hampton Bays $789,999 2 story post Sagg Pond, 3 bedroom Post Modern on SOCIATION. MOMENTS TO modern, 3 BR, 3.5 B, fin. bsmt, fully fabulous 1 acre, best value. Exclusive ATLANTIC OCEAN BEACH- renovated, .50 acre, pool, guest house. 3.85M WEB# 16630 Linda Nasta ES AND TOWN. OFFERED F#68840 631.899.0309 BY OWNER. Hampton Bays $399,000 Move in Z0808@AOL.COM $7750000. condition ranch, 3 BR, 1 B, bsmt, Z0808@aol.com.

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frplc, .31 acre, OHW, nice back yard, close to all. F#69735 CORCORAN www.corcoran.com Amagansett Office 140 Main Street 631.267.3900

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Southampton WATERFRONT year-round condo. Spectacular views second floor unit. Mint 2 BRs, 2 baths, living room, 2-sided frplc, dining/ sitting sun room, deck, patio, basement, tennis, pool, marina. Low maintenance/ taxes. Owner

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East Hampton. Well priced, 2 bedrooms, 2 baths immaculate home on 1/2 acre with room for pool. Exclusive $525K WEB# 47675 Agnes Bristel 631.267.7402

Amagansett. Further Lane classic, 4 bedroom, 3 bath Traditional on 1.3 - Corner Commercial Property park like acres. Stroll to the ocean. Cow/ traffic light - Great Develop- Exclusive $6.75M WEB# 55427 Phylment Opportunity - Currently a lis Estey 631.267.7431

Shell Service Station. Please Amagansett. Bell Estate Breezes, 2,800 Contact: Rob Gitto SF +/- well maintained Contemporary on 1.2 acres, CAC, heated pool, and 631-474-0946 ext. 4 $895000.

Montauk Office 729D Montauk Highway 631.668.3500 Montauk. Best beach area vacant parcel, short block to beach- upstairs view-- best price in Montauk. Exclusive $495K WEB# 4637 Ray Hegner 631.899.0405 Montauk. Big Ocean views in Montuak, 1 acre with oceanviews in Montauks most desirable area. Exclusive $1.8M WEB# 1498 Michelle Montella 631.899.0404 Montauk. Charming Montauk Hither Hills Beach Cottage. 2 bedroom, 1 bath cottage with room for expansion. Exclusive $1.095M Web# 11846 Lois Moore 631.899.0406 Montauk. It's all about the view, 4 bedroom, 2.5 bath beach home with amazing water views. Co-Exclusive $1.895M WEB# 11578 Marc Raboy 631.899.0414

patios. Co-Exclusive $1.95M WEB# 38817 Alison Goggins 631.875.9533 Montauk. Montauk Beach Cottage in Ditch Plains, newly renovated cottage Amagansett. Water and dune views, in Ditch Plains- 4 bedroom and 2 bath. Mortgages/Loans 2,559 SF +/- Contemporary. Roof deck Exclusive $795K WEB# 10335 Helen for gorgeous views. CAC, pool, beach Stubbmann 631.899.0412 HARD MONEY access. Exclusive $1.75M WEB# (917)681-3204 51703 Deirdre Jowers 631.267.7412 Montauk. Secluded home in Hither Hills on large property, 2,000 SF +/Amagansett. Lifestyle value, 3 bed- Contemporary over acre of privacy. 5 Realtor Listings room, 2 bath open airy home near bay bedroom, 3.5 bath. Exclusive $1.195M beaches. Room for pool. Exclusive WEB# 12219 Constance Tighe Prudential Douglas Elliman $749K WEB# 32089 Erin Keneally 631.899.0411 www.prudentialelliman.com 631.267.7426 Montauk. Hither Woods virtual tour, Hampton Bays Office East Hampton. Buildable Lot, .5 acre spacious 5,000 SF+/- oceanview Con631.723.2721 proportional for house and pool. Stroll temporary on over an acre. Central air, to Gardiners Bay. Exclusive $375K Hampton Bays $875,000 Canal front WEB# 5961 Peter Moore 631.267.7421 hot tub. Exclusive $2.999M WEB# 53504 Gerri Tomitz 631.899.0422 ranch, 1,600 sf., 2 BR, 1 B, fplc, CAC, guest house .45 acres, pool, East Hampton. Better than best value, Amagansett. Exceptional waterviews, W/D. F#68344 spacious, attentively built new post builders own contemporary home with modern with garage, room to expand. 3 bedrooms and 2 baths. Exclusive Hampton Bays $379,000 2 BR, 1 B Exclusive $975K WEB# 39133 Fred $1.85M WEB# 37800 Janet Weimar ranch w/ attached 1car garage, SOH, Nagel 631.267.7403 631.899.0413 EIK, LR, HWDFL, full bsmt, convenient to all. F#67601 East Hampton. Sunsets and views, Sag Harbor Office Louse Pt., 3 bedroom enclave. Pool and 155 Main Street Hampton Bays $469,000 New Con- pool house permits pending. Exclusive 631.725.1500 struction, 1 story traditional sited on $2.395M WEB# 24633 Brian Nichol.75 acre. 3/4 BR, 2/3 B, fplc, full son 631.267.7406 Southampton. Renovated Traditional 4 bsmt, 1,800 sf., garage. Close to bedroom, 3 bath, dark hardwood floors, town, park and all beaches. F#67782 new windows, new kitchen, central air, East Hampton. Come to an Open Hampton Bays $499,000 Moments House, 6/27 2-4pm 16 Bowling Green pool, .5 acre. Exclusive $799K WEB# from Tiana Shores Beach Club and Place. 3 bedrooms, 3 bath, pool great 17736 Rich Dec 631.899.0129 bay, 3 BR, 2 B, half acre, fin. bsmt, value. Exclusive $699K WEB# 27107 Sag Harbor. Beach Front Community, sun porch, SOH, room for pool. Martha Perlin 631.267.7417 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath, area beach, tennis, F#66900 near village. Great value. Exclusive East Hampton. Mid Century Modern. $1.05M WEB# 35966 Maureen Geary Massapequa 2 complete water view Geometric angles and glass: The Butparcels of cleared land directly on terfly House; room for pool. Exclusive 631.725.3867 Carmen's River. Deep water area. $725K WEB# 15619 Arlene Reckson Southampton Office Dock is permitted for your home site. 917.331.3919 88 Main St/ 30 Nugent St F#2158877 631.702.9265 631.283.9600 East Hampton. Barnes Landing. Ready Hampton Bays $539,000 Post modern to build, pre-inspected lot in short disw/apt., 4 BR, 3 B, CAC, full bsmt, 1 tance to Gardiner's Bay. Exclusive Sag Harbor. Room to roam, renovated acre, room for pool, perfect for M/D $425K WEB# 4431 Suzanne Rose village cottage on oversized property. CAC, heated pool. Exclusive $2.9M situation. F#66836 631.267.7420 WEB# 21333 Lylla Carter Hampton Bays $519,000 Rejuvenat- Montauk. Hither Hills, 2,000 SF +/- fun 631.702.9262 ed ranch w/ 3 BR, 2 B, full bsmt, .47 and airy renovated contemporary on Westhampton Beach Office acre, priate road, new burner, new large parcel, room to expand. Exclusive 92 Main Street water heater. SOH. LR with vaulted $1.195M WEB# 12219 John Taylor 631.288-6900 631.267.7453 Westhampton. 10 unit gated Condo, Amagansett. Sunset views, 2 story con- Baypointe Yacht Club. New full-serOut of Town temporary with golf course and pond vice condo. 26-slip marina, path to views. Room for pool. Exclusive ocean. Co-Exclusive $1.995M WEB# $1.495M WEB# 46275 Vicky Thomp- 27218 Martha B. Lewis 631.723.4431 son 631.267.7430

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Amagansett. Dunes setting lot. ZBA approvals for a 3,000 SF +/- house, pool and 950 SF +/- patio and porches. Exclusive $850K WEB# 5723 Krae Van Sickle 631.267.7400 Bridgehampton Office 1936 Montauk Hway/ 2405 Main Street 631.537.3900 631.537.7773

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