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Large cottage on the village fringe. 2 BRs, 1 BA, LR with fpl, DR, large eat-in kit., landscaped grounds, outdoor shower and pvt large deck. Convenient to the village, ocean beaches, transportation. Excl. F#249800 | Web#H0249800.

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Luxuriously constructed brand new 7000 sq ft architectural masterpiece by renowned architect John P. Laffey. Located at the end of a 500 ft. pvt driveway, off a quiet cul-de-sac, in the Stoney Hill section of Amagansett. Every amenity. Must see. Excl. F#67684 | Web#H13962.

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Newly reduced price for this beautifully restored 1894 Victorian in heart of the village. 6 BR, 5.5 BA, 3,000 sq.ft. charmer on 3/4 acre with old-fashioned wrap-around porch, period details, formal DR, lush landscaping, pool. Currently used as B&B. Dir: Mtk Hwy, south on Walnut. F#70387 | Web#H37218.

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Modern 1-level with every amenity possible. Double master BR - 4 BR, 4 BAs. Gunite pool/spa. Living quarters with large screen televisions and satellite radio throughout. All set on rustic Butter Ln. acre with big sky views. Dir: Mtk Hwy turn north on Butter Ln. Excl. F#64586 | Web#H10170.

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Spectacular views & privacy. 4 BR, 4 BA, gourmet kit., open living area, den, 2 stone fpls, up & down deck space, 1.2 acres w/lovely lakeside landscaping, attached gar., CAC, central vac, sprinkler system, outdoor shower & path to waterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s edge. Dir: Route 27 East to West Lake Dr. Excl. F#66184 | Web#H44735.

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Live in harmony in this 8 BR 11.5 BA Traditional estate. Great room, professional kit., formal DR, family room, media room, 4 fpls, full ďŹ nished bsmnt. Plus, 1,000 sq.ft pool house, htd gunite pool and so much more. Co-Excl. F#62701 | Web#H54574.

Contemporary, Brite, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Feel Goodâ&#x20AC;? home. LR with fpl & large picture window, Skylit eat-in kit. High cathedral ceilings; 4 BRs, 2 full BAs. Hrdwd Flrs. Deck, gar., room for expansion/pool. CAC, New efďŹ cient OHW system. Full bsmnt. Central locale. Excl. F#70647 | Web#H40913.

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6XQ Ç§ SP 1LG]\Q $YH Ç§ Custom traditional, south of the highway, features hardwood ďŹ&#x201A;ooring throughout with wood cabinets in the eat in kit., LR with fpl, french door leading to the outdoors, formal DR. Pristine landscaping with room for pool. F#67085 | Web#H30126.

Best Value. New Construction, Traditional, 5000+ sq. ft., 6 BRs, 7.5 BAs, on .92 acres with gunite pool and tennis. Marble BAs, theater, gym, etc. Close to ocean in Sagaponack south and adjacent to a 16 acre reserve. Co-Excl. F#68037 | Web#H28978.

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WATER MILL 6DW Ç§ SP /LWWOH 1R\DF 3DWK Ç§ Situated on 4.7 acres this bright gambrel style home features every amenity and offers 8 large BRs with 9 full BAs and 2 half BAs. Interior highlights include 12â&#x20AC;&#x2122; ceilings, 8â&#x20AC;&#x2122; doors all 3 levels and 5â&#x20AC;&#x2122; hallways. Custom gourmet kit. Excl. F#69431 | Web#H24460.

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Built in 2008, brand-new traditional on .37 of an acre with all the bells and whistles. Featuring 4 BRs, and 5.5 BAs. Open ďŹ&#x201A;oor plan with gourmet kit., formal DR, breakfast room, large LR, & much more. Excl. F#63841 | Web#H16014.

Traditional-style SOH home. Expert details & amenities. 6 BRS, 6 BAs, 1 half-BA, 4 fpls. Professional kit. w/fplc, adjacent screened-in porch & stone patio. Finished bsmnt. 20x40 gunite pool. 2-car gar. Bordered by reserve. Co-Excl. F#57953 | Web#H0157953.

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South of the Highway - True Trifecta - Located mid bluff, this 4 BR, 2 BA cape has 2 waterside decks and incredible views of the bay and ocean. Room for pool and expansion. Excl. F#67399 | Web#H49727.

Estate home with 8,000 sq ft, 7 BR, and 8.5 BA. Quality custom designed home by master builder for the discriminating buyer. Luscious grounds includes everything for entertaining, pool, tennis and separate 2000 sq. ft. guest cottage. Co-Excl. F#42200 | Web#H0142200.

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Circa 1930â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Cottage renovated and expanded, maintainins character of the era. 4 large BRs, 3 BAs, LR, formal DR, expansive kit./great room. Covered rear porch, htd gunite pool, gar. Desirable Village location. Co-Excl. F#55036 | Web#H0155036.

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Appreciate Hamptons style in this Gambrel-style, 5 BR, 4.5 BA home. Designed for gracious living with vaultedceilings,double-heightwindows,greatroom, professional-grade kit., family room, 3 fpls, patios & htd, gunite pool. Excl. F#60420 | Web#H35711.

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Travel with us to... “Kiku” at The New York Botanical Garden – Sun., Nov. 8th – $115 pp. – “Kiku”=Chrysanthemum – This marks the final year you will be able to see the elaborate Kiku presentation at The New York Botanical Garden. The Garden experts worked up to eleven months to grow, train, and shape these flowers. In late October the plants burst into bloom, a true celebration of the changing of the seasons and you will see four traditional kiku styles displayed in the Conservatory Courtyards. During this festival, Japanese culture will be demonstrated with Japanese Taiko drumming on the weekends. Peddler’s Village – Thurs., Nov. 12th – $74 pp. – Peddler’s Village is a charming eighteenth century style village set on 42 acres of landscaped gardens, brick walkways, 75 specialty shops, several restaurants (you’ll get a $20 meal voucher) and a wonderful Spa. Stroll acres of landscaped grounds and gardens dotted with colonial-style buildings. Discover merchandise from all over the globe and many handmade wares from local craftspeople. Experience personal service and old-fashioned country hospitality… a refreshing change from the pace of impersonal malls and outlets. Washington, DC – 4-Day Tour – Sat.-Tues., Nov. 14th-17th – $865 pp./do. - Hampton Jitney is pleased to guide you on this journey to our nation’s capital. Whether you have been to Washington, DC a dozen times or this is your first trip, you will come away with a sense of patriotism and gratitude for the magnificent country in which we live. Visit Arlington National Cemetery, see a performance of “A Street Car Named Desire” at the Kennedy Center, visit Mount Vernon, Madame Tussauds Wax Museum, the Newseum, some Museums of the Smithsonian and the U.S. Holocaust Memorial Museum. Take an illuminated monuments tour, have a guided tour of the area and dine at some wonderful restaurants. Ornaments, Orchids & Opulence – 2-Day Holiday Indulgence in Brandywine, PA Tues.- Wed., Dec. 1st-2nd – $348 pp./do. – Reflect on what it might have been like to live in luxury at the end of the 19th century, at Christmastime in the Brandywine Valley. See the Rockwood Estate decorated in Holiday splendor, be a guest and indulge in an elegant tea luncheon in this grand setting; travel to Old Swedes Church, for a special treat; see Longwood Gardens at night, adorned in Holiday Splendor; visit the superb estate of Henry Francis du Pont, Winterthur Museum and Gardens and take a fun tour of QVC Studios. You will come home with very special memories. Christmas In Williamsburg, VA – 4-Day Tour – Fri.-Mon., Dec. 4th-7th – $675 pp./do. Colonial Williamsburg offers a magical Christmas experience. The splendor of the Grand Illumination, the elegant beauty of distinctive natural decorations, delicious food, and festive music make Christmas in Colonial Williamsburg’s Historic Area an unforgettable event that you will cherish forever. You will also have a full Access Pass to Colonial Williamsburg, an evening Ghost tour, guided tour of Jamestown. Radio City Music Hall Christmas Shows – Tues., Dec. 8th - $150 pp. , Thurs., Dec. 10th $150 pp. & $145 pp. , Sat., Dec. 12th - $160 pp. , Tues., Dec. 15th - $150 pp. , Thurs., Dec. 17th - $150 – Hampton Jitney is pleased to escort you on this always exciting Christmas-time adventure. “…experience the exhilaration and wonder of the Radio City Christmas Spectacular starring the world-famous Radio City Rockettes! ‘Their signature eye high kicks and precision choreography in multiple show stopping numbers will delight the whole family!’

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Up in the Air George Plimpton, Balloon Boy & Monster in Bridgehampton Pond By Dan Rattiner Shortly after George Plimpton, the novelist and adventurer who lived in Amagansett, died in 2003, his widow arranged for Random House to publish a collection of his best short stories. The lead story in that collection, which many feel was the best he ever wrote, was the true story of a man in Los Angeles who attached helium balloons to his lawn chair and sailed up into the stratosphere for half a day. It was called “The Man in the Flying Lawn Chair.” Plimpton was fond of that story, too. He’d often tell it when he made public appearances. He included it in his introductory remarks when he was the Master of Ceremonies at the Dan’s Papers 30th Anniversary Party at the Montauk Yacht Club in 1990. It also became the title of his 2004 book. The story of Balloon Boy (or Attic Boy), which has been making headlines since Oct. 15, made me think of Plimpton and Larry Walters, the man who flew in the lawn chair. Walters, a truck driver, had been planning to fly in his lawn chair since graduating high school 15 years before. He’d been interested in helium and balloons and flight since he was a boy. He made model planes and flew them. He made miniature balloons and flew them. When he met Carol, the woman he would marry, he told her about his plan. He intended, sometime, to make a helium-filled floating device and take off over California. He thought she should know that.

At first, Carol was supportive. But 15 years later, when he said that it was now or never, she tried to talk him out of it. She said she would go with him. He said it was too dangerous and that he had to go alone. She said he should keep it as a dream. He said he couldn’t do that. She said he should take a parachute. He said he would. She said he should take a skydiving lesson. He did, jumping out of a

July 2, 1982. He set up the lawn chair on the patio of his mother-in-law’s house in San Pedro, hooked everything up with ropes, struggled into his parachute pack, climbed into his chair and began filling helium balloons. As the number of balloons hovering above him passed 45, they began to move the chair. The women shouted and screamed, and suddenly he was off the ground and climbing. He was amazed, startled and frightened. The pellet gun slipped from his lap and fell to earth. He held onto the arms of the chair for dear life. Walters leveled off at 16,000 feet and floated evenly toward the glide path used by airplanes at the Los Angeles airport. There is a report, fully documented, of an alert issued to traffic control by the pilot of a 747. “This is TWA 231, level at 16,000 feet. We have a man in a chair attached to balloons in our 10 o’clock position, range five miles.” Eventually, the helium began to leak and Walters began to slowly descend. He circled around as the wind changed and finally landed in a residential neighborhood near Long Beach. People helped him out of his chair. Someone asked if they could have it, and he gave it to them. He was fine. There is no record of police or firemen or anybody else following Walters on the ground for the seven hours he was aloft. The comment from the pilot was never acted upon. It was filed in the flying-saucer folder. Larry Walters was famous for a while. The

The women shouted and screamed, and suddenly he was off the ground and climbing. plane above San Bernardino. But when she said she hoped that that would get it out of his system, he said no, the time had come. Walters bought an aluminum lawn chair at Sears, 60 basketball-sized helium weather balloons and a pellet gun (he intended to shoot the balloons when it came time to land). On the day before he was scheduled to take off, he bought a two-way radio, a compass, a flashlight, an altimeter, a pocket knife, a medical kit, eight plastic bottles of water (for ballast), a package of beef jerky, a camera, two liters of Coca-Cola and a roadmap of California. Walters took off on the warm clear morning of

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By Susan M. Galardi Over a period of 20 years, Montauk resident Fred Melamed made “millions” as a voiceover artist. He was the spokesperson for CBS Sports and Mercedes Benz, and played many voiceover parts in Woody Allen movies as well as countless other films, TV series and commercials. “Voiceover was my waitress job for about 20 years,” said Melamed recently over coffee in Bridgehampton. “I have a voice like Orsen Welles—not the voice of a real person.” In the first decade of 2000, all that changed. Commercial media were looking for a different sound—the less articulate guy next door. Suddenly, Melamed’s waitress gig was up. Melamed describes himself during that period, beginning in about 2003, as being in the desert. He moved out to the East End from Manhattan with his wife Leslee Speier and 18-month-old twin sons. “After decades of being so busy, suddenly it came to very little,” he said. “But it encouraged me to go back to acting again, and writing.” Then Melamed got serious. A call came from the powerhouse directing team, the Coen brothers, who were getting ready to shoot their latest film, A Serious Man (now playing in East Hampton at the UA movie theatre).

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“They called me directly,” said Melamed, beaming at the memory. “It’s very exciting when a director calls you and offers you a role.” The role is Sy Ableman, “the most insufferable, pompous windbag,” Melamed said with a laugh.

For his work, he has received unanimous critical acclaim. The Chicago Tribune said, “Fred Melamed plays Sy, and the role is unthinkable in any other hands.” The New York Times called him “splendidly unctuous,” and Roger Ebert said of the cast, “My favorite is Melamed.” In addition, The L.A. Times’ Oscars update predicted Melamed would take the statue for Best Supporting Actor, and in fact, as of this writing, he is on six major critics’ lists for that specific award. “I’ve been in this long enough to know not to get caught up in the whirlwind,” said Melamed. “But if you’ve spent some time in the desert, it’s very nice. It makes you very grateful.” Most ironic about Melamed’s quick assent—if not from a pile of ashes but the dunes of Montauk—is that he never auditioned for the role. He knew the Coens from his graduate school days at Yale Drama, where he met fellow students John Turturro and Frances McDormand, who was in the first film the brothers made and is married to Joel Coen. “We were in the same orbit,” Melamed said. He didn’t run across the Coens again until 1990, when they were casting Barton Fink. “I auditioned for the role of a movie studio head and came in second,” he said. Then came another opportunity with the eccentric (continued on page 22)

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Be Prepared Three Levels of Certification for Montauk Coast Guard Coxswain By Dan Rattiner There is a monument out at the Montauk Lighthouse dedicated to local people who are lost at sea while earning their livelihood off our shores. It happens every few years. Someone is blown overboard or there is an accident of some sort. At the annual Blessing of the Fleet ceremony every June, when Montauk’s fishing boats parade before religious leaders for their annual blessing, the last boat is always a Coast Guard boat that, when required, carries on board the family members of those lost the previous year. After passing through the jetties and heading off for half an hour, the cutter approach-

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es the Montauk Lighthouse, where wreaths are cast upon the water in memory of those who have died. It is a touching and important conclusion every year to the Blessing of the Fleet. Because Montauk takes the loss of its men and women so seriously, and because the town relies so heavily on the work of our men and women at the Coast Guard station on Star Island for help in times of distress, it has come as a shock to the town that the current commander, a very dedicated, well-liked man, is being disciplined by his higher-ups. Our chief is James Weber, and last week, he was temporarily relieved of his command

for taking two crews of guardsmen aboard identical 47-foot Coast Guard surfboats into heavy surf conditions off Montauk this past August. A review of the incident is taking place by order of Rear Admiral Joe Mimmich of the 1st District Headquarters in the Battery, and within a few weeks it will be decided whether the removal of Weber’s command is to be permanent, or if some other outcome is possible. Perhaps he can be reinstated. Certainly the town hopes so. There are three levels of certification that can be achieved by all commanders of ships (continued on page 20)

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By T.J. Clemente The recently enacted (Sept. 1, 2009) MTA Payroll Tax is a smack in the face to all Suffolk County businesses that now must pay $34 in tax for every $1,000 in payroll. The only exemptions are businesses with yearly payrolls totaling less than $2,500. Every business, as well as Suffolk County towns, must pay this tax on all their employees including teachers (which will cause an increase in school tax), lifeguards and policemen (which will cause an increase in town

and village taxes), and hospital workers. The same is true for all other Suffolk County employees. Not even non-profit organizations like churches, Goodwill and the Salvation Army are exempt. In fact even independent contractors—meaning the 1099 form people—will have to pay this tax. New York State Assemblyman Fred Thiele spoke of all the horrors of this tax, which he vehemently opposed. He called it “geographical politics at their worst,” explaining how New York City representation tailored this

law to bail out the Metropolitan Transit Authority’s $1.2 billion deficit on the back of 12 counties that MTA trains pass through, regardless of volume (Montauk sees three trains a day). He stressed that there is no “sunset” clause to this tax, which opens the door for future increases—a very ugly thought for struggling East End businesses that are also watching mandated health care coverage cost increases head their way. (continued on page 24)

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Me, My Remote and I A 21st-Century Story about Stopping Time for the World Series By Dan Rattiner This is a true 21st-century story, and it involves a terrible text message I received as I was plugging my iPhone into its charger in East Hampton just a few minutes before one o’clock in the morning on October 23. The text read ARE YOU WATCHING THE YANKEES?, and it came from my daughter in California, where it was three hours earlier—10 p.m. her time. Frankly, it ruined everything. One of the big fascinations in sports is that you root for your team and hope and hope and hope. On TV, you often see the fans, at crucial moments, with their hands touching in prayer in front of their faces, trying to invoke God to help them through. You just never know. This particular night was the second game of

the American League Pennant playoff between the Yankees and Angels. It began at 8 p.m. EST. I am not a baseball fanatic but I do watch important games, and this was one of them. We would be out to dinner at Nick and Toni’s at 8 p.m. So, at 2 p.m., thinking ahead, I scheduled to record the 8 p.m. game on TiVo. I would get home around 10, put the game on from the beginning but whiz through all the commercials, and get to bed at 11:30, satisfied with whatever the outcome might be. In case you are interested in whom I root for, I spent my boyhood going to Brooklyn Dodgers games. I know that dates me but I don’t care. This means that I root for anybody who plays against the Yankees. Since this year, or since the All Star Break anyway, the Yankees have

played the game better than anybody in the history of the game, and that is a fact. This perverse rooting has been a formidable task for me. We got home from dinner, as planned, at 10 p.m. I was full of my favorite dish at this restaurant—roasted chicken with baked potatoes, garlic and pancetta—and I was a happy camper. I would get through three hours of angst in two (I could clasp my hands and pray for the Angels, an appropriately named team, at fast forward), and go to sleep satisfied. I should note that when I set this up at 2 p.m., I was very smart. Baseball games in the 21st century are very cerebral and calculating affairs, often moving at a glacial pace and exceeding the three hours allotted them by the (continued on next page)

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networks. The networks oblige by removing any regularly scheduled programs that might be in the way. So what I did was schedule to record the three hours of the game, the halfhour post game and the two half-hour “Seinfeld” episodes after that. That would take me until 12:30 a.m. in real time. Four-and-ahalf hours would be plenty of time to complete a ballgame. On my TV, the game proceeded slowly and methodically into a drizzle. It was indeed taking a long time, but the prediction was that the drizzle would evolve into an angry storm (they’d break occasionally to show this green and yellow blot from AccuWeather moving jerkily up the coast), and that the game would likely have to be postponed. Good, I thought around 10:30. I can go to bed early. The score was Angels 2, Yankees 0. I was so proud of myself. The game continued through the drizzle ever so slowly. There was foul ball after foul ball after foul ball, plus trip to the pitcher’s mound by the catcher, trip to the mound by the coach and then trip to the mound by the manager. In the fifth, the Yankees tied it up 2 to 2, and the game continued on into the drizzle. I marveled as I always do at the length and number of commercials between innings. In real time, you don’t really notice how long these take. Anyway, I was silently whizzing through. I couldn’t tell you what they were about really. I was so proud of myself. As we approached the four-and-a-half hour mark on my TiVo, which was around 11:30 my

time but 12:30 TiVo time, it became obvious to me that two things were about to occur. One was that I would not see the last of the game. It would freeze sometime in the eighth inning. The other was that the rainstorm was worsening. The game would either freeze in the eighth or the umps would call it off because of the rain just before then. At that four-and-a half-hour mark, with the score still 2 to 2 in the top of the eighth, it did indeed freeze. An Angel was walking to the plate. The rain pellets were clearly visible, stopped in mid-air. I turned the TV off with a mixture of 1/10 frustration and 9/10 contentment. It was 11:15 p.m. The game would end one way or another. I could get a good night’s sleep. Chris and I got ready for bed. I picked up a book I was reading—Mark Twain’s Huckleberry Finn—and we read in bed for quite a while. The rainstorm soon began to kick up outside our bedroom window. I lit a fire. We read some more, and at a quarter to one in real time, I made final preparations to turn out the lights. I plugged in the laptop, turned off the lights, looked out the window at the storm, which so recently had been over Yankee Stadium, and plugged in the iPhone. Plugging it in lights it up. There was the message. ARE YOU WATCHING THE YANKEE GAME? I considered calling the daughter, but decided against it. She’d just tell me what the hell was going on. No, I will go downstairs and watch whatever this drama is in real time. I got up to

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go downstairs—and suddenly thought to check when my daughter had sent the text. She had sent it, according to the iPhone, almost an hour before I saw it. Dramatic moments in baseball happen fast—it would be over by now. I lay back down in a funk. So be it. I’d read about it in the morning. But three hours for a baseball game with a three-program extension was not enough. I had, messing with time, actually out-computerized myself. I tried to figure out what I could have done differently to be able to go back down to see the end, but messing with the various times in my head only made me sleepy. Shortly, I was miserably out. Well, it turned out the umps had let the game go right into and through the downpour. It actually outlasted the downpour. It went 13 innings, the teams used 14 pitchers and more than 400 balls were thrown. The Angels scored a run in the top of the eighth just after the freeze to go ahead, but in the bottom of the ninth A-Rod came up and hit a dramatic solo homerun to send the game into extra innings. It went on and on. The downpour returned to a drizzle, and finally, the Yankees won the game on a fielding error in the bottom of the thirteenth. After this incident, I decided that it will never happen again. You want me to mess with time? I will mess with time. I hold the ultimate weapon: the remote. Now, I TiVo baseball games for the three hours plus six—count ‘em, six— programs after that, for a total of about seven hours all together. This will never happen again.

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By Dan Rattiner Week of November 7 – 13, 2009 Riders this week: 6,852 Rider miles this week: 82,422 DOWN IN THE TUBE Jack Nicholson was seen in Amagansett on Halloween and overheard saying that he was in town to film scenes for his next movie. Later in the evening, it was learned that this person was just somebody dressed up as Jack Nicholson.

riders can make suggestions without the boxes. Simply go to the laptop kiosks along the eastern walls of every platform, enter your password and type in your suggestions. They will be emailed to our main Hampton Bays office, where a team of clerks will read them and pass them along to the higher-ups. HAMPTON SUBWAY WINS ANOTHER AWARD Commissioner Aspinall is in Rio de Janeiro

this week for the annual Worldwide Subway Council Meeting, and is expected to pick up another award for the Best Lighted Subway System, Northeastern United States Region for Cities of Less Than 200,000. He won it last year. The trophy is so large that he will have to buy it a second first-class seat on the plane when he flies back here next week. CLOSE MECOX? A survey will be done next week to determine if the subway should close down the Mecox Station. Few people use it, and those who want to come near Mecox usually travel only a mile or two west and east, to Water Mill or Bridgehampton. It’s expensive staffing the Mecox Sation in these hard times. We want to know what people think. Riders will be surveyed (continued on page 21)

LARGEST SCULPTURE EVER ON A SUBWAY PLATFORM Subway Commissioner Aspinall has commissioned noted Springs sculptor Adrien Bordeaux to build the largest sculpture ever on a subway platform. Bordeaux’s solution is a unique one. Having determined it impossible to get any sculpture the size he has in mind down the escalators, he will bring in the sculpture aboard the subway itself. Since subway cars are not very large either, he intends to jackhammer out part of the Amagansett platform to accommodate a spur of railroad tracks upon which a new stationary subway car can be pulled in and parked. He will retrieve a subway car from the Montauk Yards, drive it to Amagansett and park on the dead-end spur between the actual tracks and the platform. For art openings and viewings, straphangers will be able to enter from the shortened platform on one side and an in-use but stopped subway car on the other. The subway car will contain Bordeaux’s smaller works, including 12 life-size bronze straphangers. Each month the bronze straphangers will be moved around to different parts of the car, and there will be a new art opening with wine and cheese. “The art will be the subway car itself and the arrangement of the bronzes within,” Bordeaux says, explaining why the same sculpture deserves openings every month. NEW “SUGGESTION BOX” KIOSK Because the wooden suggestion boxes we bolted to the subway platform walls keep getting stolen, we have established a system whereby ! IT ©Ronald J. Krowne Photography 2008

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in the Coast Guard. Each level is progressively more difficult than the one before. The first is Basic Coxswain for piloting a boat in normal weather. The second is Heavy Weather Coxswain for rough seas. The third is the most difficult of all and licenses coastguardsmen to pilot a ship for anything up to the Perfect Storm. All licenses have to be renewed every year to make sure that those holding them continue their level of training. There are certain training benchmarks that must be met. Weber was certified at the highest level. He had achieved the certification of “surfman,” but not at Montauk, because Montauk is not considered a heavy surf location. Inasmuch as Weber was put in command of Montauk, he was thus unable to train there to continue his surfman rating, and at the time of the incident, his certification had expired. The incident itself was the arrival of 30foot surf and 120 mile-per-hour winds of Hurricane Bill 50 miles east of Montauk. This hurricane created enormous surf to its west as it churned counterclockwise up from the southern Atlantic. In Montauk and throughout the Hamptons, people actually camped out on the beaches to watch the amazing surf created by the passage of this hurricane. It roared north at about 40 knots, and here, 50 miles away, our surf was 20 to 30 feet high for a period of 12 hours. As this hurricane neared, Weber ordered his two surfboats out into the sea off

Montauk for a training mission. He captained one of the boats and planned to train the captain of the other boat, who had never been certified to work ships in this kind of surf. They were out for several hours, struggling up one side of the waves and down the other and learning the best angles to approach them. According to the Coast Guard senior staff, during this time Weber was endangering the lives of his crew and putting brand-new million-dollar boats at risk. “Mr. Weber stepped outside the rules the Coast Guard has in place to perform this operation,” the charge temporarily relieving him says. According to those on the scene, Weber spoke to the Section Commander of the Coast Guard at Shinnecock before ordering his men out. It is not known if Weber just informed Shinnecock of what he was about to do, or was asking permission, or what. Such surf conditions off Montauk come only once every 10 years or so. This was a once-in-alifetime chance for surf training at Montauk. All these matters are part of the investigation. Neither of these ships are the largest in Montauk. The largest in the slips at Star Island is the 87-foot Cutter Ridley, commanded by Sr. Chief Boswains Mate Jeff Ryan. In heavy seas of this sort, the Ridley might have gone out for training, but it did not. Ryan does not report directly to Weber. Ryan was never asked.

How this will turn out nobody knows. The town hopes that Weber will just receive a reprimand and be back. No one was hurt. No ships were damaged. Everyone learned something. Some years ago, this newspaper sponsored an event at the Montauk Lighthouse called “Flight to Portugal.” People entering the event threw homemade model aircraft off the cliff there in hopes of winning a free trip to Portugal, which was the first prize offered by the Portuguese National Tourist Office in Manhattan. Offshore at the start of that event was the Point Wells, the 80-foot cutter that preceded the Ridley as the largest ship in the Montauk Coast Guard Fleet. I had asked and was happy to have them out there, standing by if needed. Much of the Montauk fishing fleet, along with sport-fishing boats, the media, surfers, a band, a barbecue and a crowd of spectators were on hand. It was a rough day, though, and about one hour into the event, the Point Wells got a call from a ship in distress in the 20-foot seas just off our shores, and they went off to assist. There were priorities for the Point Wells. Everyone understood that. We are lucky to have a Coast Guard station in Montauk. I am glad there are priorities, and we are all glad that the crew there is highly trained to handle emergencies. We hope that Chief Weber will be back. But overriding that is the fact that the Coast Guard will do what it has to do to keep us safe.

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DAN'S PAPERS, November 6, 2009 Page 21 www.danshamptons.com

Twentysomething…By David Lion Rattiner Yankees By the time you read this, the New York Yankees will have won the World Series. Wait—I don’t want to jinx it. Forget the sentence you just read. It’s bad luck for me to say that they will win right now. However, since you are reading this, maybe it doesn’t matter because it’s the future, so maybe it’s okay for me to say that they are the champions, even though they haven’t won yet. This World Series in particular has been one of the strangest. Like many people, I seriously believe that certain things I do while watching the game affect the outcome. What is scary is

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by interns with questionnaires at every station but Mecox next Saturday and Sunday. COMMISSIONER ASPINALL’S MESSAGE Apparently, riders have been confused by the changes in our emergency evacuation warning signals. As a result, it will be a topic at our next board meeting, which will be held in the main office next Wednesday. Until then, there will be no emergency evacuation warning signals, so everybody is just on their own. The souvenir book, One Year on the Hampton Subway, is selling well at all BookHampton stores throughout the Hamptons. Get your copy today. It’s only $18.48, which, with tax, comes to $20.01. We tried making it come out to exactly $20, but we couldn’t do it, was the problem.

that this seems to be true time and time again. For example, ever since A-Rod became a Yankee, I’ve brought him bad luck. I used to think that it was just in my head, but now I’m convinced that when A-Rod strikes out, it’s my fault. Remember in game one of the World Series when he struck out twice in a row? That was my fault. Whenever I watch a Yankees game in a bar and A-Rod gets up to bat, he strikes out. It is seriously a 100%-of-thetime thing. When a Yankees game is on, no matter where I am, when A-Rod gets up to bat, the conversation goes something like this: “A-Rod is up to bat. Watch this, Dave, he’s going to hit a homerun.” “I better leave the room.” “Why?” “He always strikes out when I’m watching him hit. It’s a near certainty.” “Don’t be ridiculous.” And I’ll stay and A-Rod will strike out. During game one of the series I watched in terror as the Yankees lost because of my bad ARod luck. I wasn’t taking myself seriously enough. Who am I? I thought. Where do I get off thinking that I am somehow connected to A-Rod striking out when I watch him go to bat? I don’t believe in this mumbo-jumbo. And of course, whenever you treat any curse in such a way, it comes back to bite you tenfold.

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The Yanks lost game one. I avoided watching game two all together. How crazy is that? I went out to my car and turned the radio on to get an update. I checked Yahoo Sports on my iPhone and received text messages from my friends when big plays took place. The Yanks needed me to do this. I couldn’t be selfish and watch the game and cause A-Rod to have two consecutive strikeouts again. Taunting my Red Sox fan friends (are they real friends?) was worth the disconnect from the game. The Yankees won game two. During games three and four I watched, but every time A-Rod got up to hit I left the room. The Yankees won both games. Gulp. So I guess I don’t get to watch one of the best players in baseball bat during the World Series out of my love for my team. It’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make in order to be able to shut down any Red Sox fan for the next six months. Go, Yankees!

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filmmakers. â&#x20AC;&#x153;They remembered when they were casting Hudsucker Proxy with Paul Newman and Tim Robbins,â&#x20AC;? Melamed said. â&#x20AC;&#x153;But the role required appearing naked save for a diaper. I turned it down.â&#x20AC;? Fast forward to a few years ago. The Coens were working on three films: Burn after Reading, No Country for Old Men and A Serious Man. They were screening footage of the Woody Allen film Hollywood Ending, to look at actress Tia Leoni. Melamed happened to be in the scene. â&#x20AC;&#x153;They said, â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Oh, Fred. Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d be good for Sy,â&#x20AC;&#x2122;â&#x20AC;? said Melamed. Thus the phone call. The Coens decided they wanted to cast A Serious Man with unknowns. Asked how that made him feel, Melamed answered with his booming voice, â&#x20AC;&#x153;happy that I could get a good part in it!â&#x20AC;? Melamed felt the script â&#x20AC;&#x153;was brilliant,â&#x20AC;? and shooting the film was â&#x20AC;&#x153;total fun and joy. I had an absolute, joyous blast. The most fun Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve ever had.â&#x20AC;? The Coens, precise in their writing and directing, rarely agree to deviation from their written words. Yet Melamed said they allow the actors great freedom. â&#x20AC;&#x153;They give you a fully realized character, script and milieu, and leave the rest up to you,â&#x20AC;? he saidâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;unlike Woody Allen. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d say, â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Hereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the script but if you donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t like it, say anything you want.â&#x20AC;&#x2122;â&#x20AC;? A Serious Man is the story of Larry Gopnik, a professor whose life is falling apart on many levels. His wife Judith (played by Sari Lennick)

requests a spiritual divorce so she and Sy can marry. Larryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s daughter steals money from him for her nose job, his son steals from his sister to pay off drug debts. His brother Arthur (played by Richard Kind), has moved in, and his students are blackmailing him. Larry consults with sever-

about E. Forbes Smiley, a cartographic authority and map dealer who built the collections of wealthy collectors and venerable institutions. After 20 years as a respected, well-liked insider, Smiley was caught stealing from the Beinecke Library at Yaleâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;he used an Exacto blade to cut from a book an original 400-year-old map of â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;New Englandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; drawn by Captain John Smith of Pocahontus fame.â&#x20AC;? Smiley, whose 3 1/2-year jail sentence ends in January, was also Melamedâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s college roommate and his friend for many years. â&#x20AC;&#x153;About 10 years ago, Forbesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; wife and I tried to convince him to go to therapy. He never talked to me again.â&#x20AC;? Once Melamed strikes a deal for the film, he hopes to make it on the East End. In addition to now auditioning for major films, Melamed spends his time on the board of the Child Development Center of the Hamptons (CDCH). When his twin sons were 14 months old, they were both diagnosed with autism. Living in the city, the Melameds were on waiting lists to get the services the children needed. By a circuitous path, they found Janice Goldman, then the head of CDCH who guaranteed that Lee and Alec would have the necessary early intervention treatment and services. Now seven years old, the twins continue to do very well at CDCH. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re both very happy children,â&#x20AC;? said Melamed. Melamed had an interesting childhood him-

â&#x20AC;&#x153;Criticizing the film as anti-Semitic was inevitable. That happens when you deal with a specific group, especially one obsessed with its own persecution.â&#x20AC;? al rabbis, who offer him little practical advice. The play was described by one critic as â&#x20AC;&#x153;100% Jewish,â&#x20AC;? which has led to some accusations of anti-Semiticism against the Coens, who are Jewish. Melamed said, â&#x20AC;&#x153;In all of their films, the Coens made broad fun of a lot of people. Criticizing the film as anti-Semitic was inevitable. That happens whenever you deal with a specific groupâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; especially a group that tends to be obsessed with its own persecution. I can say that because Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m a Jew.â&#x20AC;? While enjoying the attention brought on by the film, Melamed is working on his own project: finishing a screenplay called Also, A Villager, which he hopes to direct. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a fictionalized account

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