Dan’s Papers October 1, 2010 danshamptons.com Page 33
THE SHELTERED ISLANDER by Sally Flynn
Gone with the Ferry Shelter Island bids a fond farewell to Dr. Christopher Marshall. His wife, Dr. Kathleen Marshall, has already moved to Virginia and now Dr. Christopher takes the final ferry. I will miss both Dr. Marshalls. I thought they were both terrific. I shared Dr. Kathleen’s passion for the movie Gone with the Wind. She’s the only person I’ve ever met who knew the script as well as I do. Plus, we’d quiz each other on GWTW trivia throughout my medical visits. It’s not just any doc who can prepare an injection and ask, “Okay, so what was Vivian Leigh’s biggest complaint about Clark Gable?” (Answer—bad breath from his dentures.) We had an ongoing debate over the PDAs vs. DayTimers date books. “PDAs hold much more info and can perform many more functions.” My response: “Unless you drop them or spill coffee on them, then they’re dead and there’s nothing to do but go berserk and have a panic attack because you just lost all your contact info and notes. At least with my old school
DayTimers I can wipe off the coffee or sea spray and continue on.” I saw Dr. Christopher more than Dr. Kathleen and he was very polite and effective. I always appreciated the way he looked directly into my eyes when he spoke and listened to my questions. Weight has always been a big problem for me and I didn’t even mind when he used chalk lines to mark off the parts he had examined and went on to the next section. I’m sure the new docs will be wonderful. And they will have lots of interesting stories to tell very soon. On another note, we are coming into deer hunting season and somewhere on the Island right now, there is a conversation happening that goes like this... “Try it on Sue, it looks good, don’t it? You like pink.” “John, a pink camouflage deer hunting outfit does not count as a birthday gift. Why did you get this?” “The kids are gone now. All I hear is how ‘we should spend more quality time together,’ so I thought, since I’m spending my quality time in a deer blind this weekend, you could spend yours there, too. You can be in charge of the coffee.” “Oh, joy...” “Give it a chance. It’s really more fun than it sounds.” “You want me to sit in a deer blind in the early morning damp cold, freezing to death in a pink camo outfit, serving coffee.” “Not just coffee. You can make sandwiches the night before and bring an extra thermos of
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tomato soup.” “Thank you John, that is the cherry on the cake of my day.” “But you have to be quiet. We can’t talk. We have a few basic hand signals, I’ll teach you.” “So I have to sit in silence with hot coffee, hot tomato soup, serve sandwiches, can’t read a book because it will be too dark, can’t shoot you because I don’t know how the gun works, besides which, it may scare off the deer which will annoy the other hunters. What part of this do you think I’ll enjoy, John?” “We’ll be together.” “That was enough when we were young and we could think of things to do alone together...” “I know where this is going, Sue, I know you want more romance, but we can’t have sex in the deer blind. It will shake and scare off the deer.” “I was thinking of when we enjoyed playing Trivia Pursuit. Having sex at four in the morning in the cold woods was not on my Bucket List.” The next day, the new doctor on Shelter Island sees his new patient, John. “John, I just don’t understand how a thermos could do this much damage to a human skull.” “It was the heavy one, the one filled with tomato soup.” “Who attacked you with this thermos?” “I fell.” “You fell on a thermos?” “You’re new here, Doc, it will make sense as time goes by. Soon you’ll be able to distinguish a L.L. Bean thermos imprint from a Rubbermaid one.”
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