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September 14, 2012 Page 47
I’ve Misplaced My Purple Sweater, I Think... to the kitchen last night, but obviously not, so I did that right away. Alright, now I’m in the Like many people my age, kitchen and I might as well do the dishes and I’ve started to half joke, think about what’s for dinner. Okay, I’ve got a half worry, about getting frozen chicken breast, I took that out and put Alzheimer’s Disease. Like it on the counter. I’ve got potatoes, I just need the other day, I was looking some veggies. I can zip to IGA this afternoon. I for my purple sweater, just need toilet paper too, and something else, what to kinda have it handy for was it....I really need it. Well, it will come to me. chilly mornings. I never I better start a little list. I need paper and pen. found it, but I ended up in I can use the back of this LIPA envelope on the a totally different location counter. Better open it first and take a peek— before I realized I hadn’t found it. So, I’m AAAGGHHHH! What!?! This can’t be right. Now I need some coffee to reviewing my process calm down from that to see where I went off The other day, I was looking for my fiasco. Coffee filters! the rails. That’s the other thing Where’s my purple purple sweater, but I ended up in sweater? I need. I can’t make a totally different location before I Let’s see, it was a coffee now...damn. Christmas gift. I was realized I hadn’t found it. I better go shopping going to wear it around this morning. Coffee Easter, but I couldn’t filters, toilet paper, oh find it at Easter. I must have packed it with the no...what was the first thing I needed? It will unwanted gifts I got last year that I plan to regift come to me. And Lysol spray. I noticed my this year. So that means it’s in the back of the phone is looking a little smudgy, so Lysol, guest bedroom closet. I’m in the guest bedroom, TP, filters, and the other thing. I better get wow, I haven’t seen this room in the morning dressed. Where’s my good bra? The dryer— light in a while. The paint has really faded and I dryer sheets, I need dryer sheets! Okay, got the haven’t changed a thing in here in years. I saw bra, clothes on, Birks on. I’ll stop at Ace and something in the last Town & Country magazine get some paint samples for the guest bedroom. that might work here. Where’s that magazine? Why was I in the guest bedroom? Oh yeah, I was In the basket next to my chair. I went to the going to redecorate it. Something I saw in Home chair in the living room and saw ants crawling & Garden. Where’s that magazine? In the car, I all over my coffee cup. I thought I walked that was reading it in the ferry line. Okay, now, I’m
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