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Design, quality and amenitiessurpassedonlybythemagnificentviews.10oversized bayfront townhouse units, each a fresh interpretation of the Hamptons shingled beach home. F#61222 | Web#H55783 QUOGUE EAST HAMPTON South of Highway. Brand-new 5BR, 4+BA Trad.. Spacious great room, secluded den, lib., family rm, formal DR. 3 fpls, htd gunite pool, 3-car gar. 6,000 sq.ft. on 1.4 acres. F#62298. WESTHAMPTON BEACH New construction - East Hampton north. Traditional, 2-story home, 5,000 sq.ft., 6 BRs & 6 marble BAs. 2 landscaped acres, chef's kitchen, FDR, home theater room, wine storage, finished basement, gym, and 2 FPLCs. CAC & Vac. Mahogany decks, stone patios, gunite pool, 2-car gar. F#60902 | Web# H51786 2BR, 2BA oceanfront condo. The airy open living area with updated kitchen, dining area, LR area, and pvt terrace overlook the dunes and ocean beyond. Excl. F#14091 | Web#H0114091 EAST QUOGUE 2-story traditional boasts 4BR, 3.5B on magnificently landscapedproperty.Grandentryhallwithatrium,3fireplaces, master suite, 3 guest bedrooms, formal dining room, eat-in kitchen, 2-car gar. Excl. F#60321 | Web#H060321 3BRs, 2BAs, fpl, granite kit., fin. bsmnt and gar. Pool and hot tub surrounded by beautiful landscaping. Excl. Dir: CR39, south on Greenfield, right on Shinnecock Hills Rd. Web#H14649. NORTH FORK Southampton Pines mansion boasting grand foyer w/double floating staircase, fireplace, wall to ceiling doors and windows. Gourmet kitchen. 6 bedrooms, 5 full baths 4 half baths. Excl. F#62890 | Web#H15791. Dir. Emmet to Malloy. Close to beaches, this trad. features 3BRs, 2.5BAs, fpl in great room,hardwoodfloors,fullbsmnt,2-cargar.,poolanddeck.Excl. Dir: West on Montauk Hwy, south on Knoll Rd. Web#H30690. Gorgeous Bayfront Cottage With Exceptional Views To The South, Over 180 Degree Waterviews, Sugar Sand Beach, Huge Deck For Entertaining, A Must See! Web#2049178 Waterfront private community, 4BR, 2 bath, custom gourmet kitchen, central air, fireplace, heated free-form gunite pool, outdoor shower, poolside cabana bar, steps to private beach, over-sized deck and, 75ft. bulkhead. F#67024 Custom built in 2001, newly renovated this August, beautiful post modern home features 4BR, 2.5BA, CAC, fireplace, partially finished basement with an entrance to the backyard and a 2-car garage. Excl. F#50273 | Web#H0150273 Classic 19th century home. Restored, c. 1845, legal, 2-family home. Enhanced with gardens, landscaping. Each floor has 2 BRs, bath, LR and kit. Room for small pool. Zoned for light commercial. F#45923 Move into this pristine ranch on shy of an acre with 4 BRs, 2BAs, 2-car gar., and full basement with OSE. Enjoy a variety of amenities in this beautiful home. Web# 2100032 HAMPTON BAYS SAG HARBOR Move happily to this 3BR, 3B, bay-area cottage-style home. An ideal lifestyle, with fireplace, finished basement and exercise room. Den, family room, full-appliance package. 2-car garage. Excl. F#243109 | Web#H16081 WATER MILL Custom built home on 1.1 acres with master suite and jacuzzi tub with an additional 2 BR and bath. Large private deck with hot tub completes this perfect home. Web # 2110478 Dock your boat at this newly renovated bayfront home, on a deep water lagoon in a private bayfront community. Custom quality throughout. Take a dip in your beautiful heated gunite pool, or relax in the heated spa. F#47776 | Web#H0147776 6 BR, 3/4 BA Traditional. 2.7 acres of lush landscaping surrounding the 20x50 gunite pool. Interior amenities include library, media room, 4 FPs & master suite w/Jacuzzi. Tennis permit in place. Borders 2 reserves. F#62675 10 room expanded ranch set on .7 acres. Wonderful home for gracious entertaining, granite kitchen, fireplace, formal dining room, family room, 1st floor laundry and more. Web#1988393 f FOR BEAUTIFUL INVESTMENTS P RU D E N T I A L E L L I M A N COM 1146305 LONG ISLAND M A N H AT TA N B R O O K LY N QUEENS THE HAMPTONS NORTH FORK �2006. An independently owned and operated member of Prudential Real Estate Affiliates, Inc. is a service mark of Prudential Insurance Company of America. Equal Housing Opportunity. All material presented herein is intended for information purposes only. While, this information is believed to be correct, it is represented subject to errors, omissions, changes or withdrawal without notice. All property outlines and square footage in property listings are approximate. 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You will tour Ocean Point, take a harbor cruise, enjoy a genuine New England Clambake (one lobster and all the fixings), have a guided tour of Camden, Maine and make a stop at the Wyeth Center. Atlantic City Overnight � Tropicana Resort & Casino � Sun.-Mon., Sept. 14th-15th $150 pp/do. � Feeling lucky? Bring along your good fortune as you head out for a fun excursion with Hampton Jitney Tours. You may wish to indulge in the Casino, enjoy a revue show, relax on the beach or stroll along the boardwalk. Whatever your decision, you're in for a great time! "Boeing-Boeing" Show Tour � Sat., Oct. 4th � $165 pp. This non-stop comedy by Marc Camoletti was a big hit on the West End in London. Boeing-Boeing is about an architect living in Paris, who has been successfully juggling three flight attendant fianc�es with his housekeeper reluctantly playing romantic air traffic controller as they fly in and out of his swank bachelor pad. But when an old school pal visits, things get rather turbulent. Schedules change, flights are delayed and chaos ensues in this whirl of mayhem and matchmaking. Lake George � Stay at `Surfside on the Lake' in the Adirondacks � 3-Day Fall Foliage Tour � Sun.�Tues., Oct. 5th-7th � $365 pp./do. � Come with Hampton Jitney to discover the Adirondacks. Beautiful Lake George is the setting, and your hotel is right on the Lake. Dine overlooking the lake at Club Hamilton, take a 1-hour narrated cruise on the "Queen of American Lakes", see the 100 mile view from atop Prospect Mountain, tour Lake Placid and much more. The Outer Banks of North Carolina � 4-Day Tour � Mon.-Thurs., Oct. 13th-16th $599 pp./do. � The Outer Banks is a string of sandy barrier islands that bow out into the Atlantic Ocean and cup the shoreline. Prepare yourselves for a wonderful trip filled with a lot of sightseeing � see the many lighthouses, go to a wildlife refuge, take a ferry ride, visit quaint villages, the Wright Brothers National Memorial, an Elizabethan Garden and more. Mohonk Mountain House Resort (A Historic Landmark) � Tues., Oct. 14th (Hot & Cold Buffet Lunch included) � $115 pp. � Enjoy the top of the Shawangunk Ridge and surrounding Lake Mohonk. You'll see thousands of acres of unspoiled scenery, including beautiful rock formations and 128 gazebos overlooking the mountains. The only structure on the virtually untouched land is the sprawling landmarked Victorian Mohonk Mountain House. You'll also have a carriage ride around the grounds. The Hamptons! � A Fully Guided 1-Day Tour � Thurs., Oct. 16th - $145 pp. from NYC and $99 pp. from Southampton � See the beautiful seascapes and diverse group of towns, each with its own flavor. Delight in the stunning landscape and some of the best beaches in the world while you get an insight into some of the rich history of this magnificent area of New York State. Attraction admissions/tours and dinner are included in this tour. Fall Spectacular � West Point and Purple Heart Hall of Honor Tours and Champagne Brunch at the Hotel Thayer � Sun., Oct. 19th � $119 pp. This is a beautiful time to visit the Hudson River Valley. First, enjoy an all you can eat Champagne Brunch at Hotel Thayer, set on a hilltop overlooking the majestic Hudson River. Next you will have some free time at The West Point Military Academy Visitor's Center before your tour of the Academy. Then travel a short distance for a special tour of the National Purple Heart Hall of Honor commemorating the extraordinary sacrifices of America's servicemen and servicewomen who were killed or wounded in combat. Vermont 3-Day Tour including Simon Pearce Glass Blowers � Sun.-Tues., Oct. 19th-21st � $539 pp./do. � Vermont's beauty and the Middlebury Inn's warm hospitality make the right combination for this trip. You will visit museums, have many shopping opportunities, discover new things, sample some delicious ice cream, view magnificent scenery and be amazed by the Simon Pearce glass blowers and potters at work. You will also have the opportunity to eat at Simon Pearce Restaurant at the Mill. The Red Lion Inn � Stockbridge, MA � 3-Day Tour � Sun.-Tues., Nov. 9th-11th - $389 pp./do. � Discover some of the wonders of the Berkshires and/or take the opportunity to visit and have a tour of Hancock Shaker Village, stroll through the village of Stockbridge, unwind at the Inn, and stop at the Norman Rockwell Museum. The Red Lion Inn is one of the few remaining American inns in continuous use since the 18th century and is a charter member of Historic Hotels of America. This tour is intended for your relaxation, so come unwind with us on this pleasurable excursion. "Wicked" � Wed., Nov. 19th � $199 pp. � If you think you know the two iconic witches from Oz -- the Wicked Witch (Elphaba) and the Good Witch (Glinda) -- think again. Wicked takes a revisionist look at an American icon of evil and discovers how the young Elphaba, a passionate, committed young woman from Oz, becomes the Wicked Witch of the West. Her character is contrasted with that of her school roommate Glinda, who grows up to be the Good Witch. Orchestra show tickets. The Culinary Institute of America � Italian Cuisine Lunch at the Ristorante Caterina de' Medici and Brotherhood Winery Tasting and Tour � Thurs., Nov. 20th � $99 pp. - The Culinary Institute of America (CIA) provides the highest-quality culinary education and operates 5 awardwinning public restaurants at its campus in Hyde Park, New York. Their Italian restaurant is in a magnificent Tuscan Villa setting. You will have plenty of time on your own to browse the gift shops and/or grounds of the CIA, then you will travel to the Brotherhood Winery for a tour and tasting. This winery has been in continuous operation in the picturesque village of Washingtonville, NY. It is the oldest winery in the United States. You will have an opportunity to enjoy their gift shop, as well. Also Available: Fall Foliage in New Hampshire 4-Day Tour � Sun.-Wed., 10/19-10/22 Bally's Atlantic City Overnight � Sun.-Mon, 11/2-11/3 A Sports Fan's 1-Day Tour � Sat., 11/15 Irving Berlin's "White Christmas" The Musical - Wed., 11/19 & Wed., 12/17 Holiday Shopping Tour � Fri., 11/21 Greenbrier Resort � West Virginia � Sun.-Wed., 12/7-10 Radio City Music Hall � Christmas Spectacular � 12/9,11,16 & 18 � 12/11 & 14 HOLIDAY BRASS: New York Philharmonic � Principal Brass Quintet & the Canadian Brass � A New York tradition at Avery Fisher Hall � Sun., 12/14 Lunch or dinner (unless otherwise indicated), a Hampton Jitney professional driver, tour escort and deluxe round-trip transportation. Call for complete package details. SHOW TOURS INCLUDE � To Book A Show Tour Call: 631-283-4600 or 212-362-8400 Extension 343 to reach our Southampton office; Or dial 631-477-2862 to reach our Greenport office. We also offer trips to Foxwoods Resort Casino, customized tours and charters for any group and more. Get the Best Price on Tickets with a Value Pack Ticket Book! Call, Stop in or Go Online to Purchase. � They never expire � Simple to purchase � Save time and money � Any rider can use - anytime Visit us online at www.hamptonjitney.com for the most complete list and details of all Hampton Jitney tours and shows. North Fork pick-up and drop-off locations are as follows: Greenport, Southold, Cutchogue, Mattituck, Jamesport, Aquebogue, Riverhead, Farmingville, Melville Marriott. South Fork pick-up and drop-off locations are as follows: East Hampton, Bridgehampton, Southampton, Westhampton, Farmingville, Huntington. Show tour reservations are accepted only with payment at the time of booking: credit card by phone, cash or check at HJ reservation desk in the Omni lobby. Credit card sales are processed at the time of the reservation. Cancellations will be accepted on a conditional basis � we will attempt to resell the seats, but do not guarantee to do so; if not resold, the customer is still obligated to pay for the non-sold/non-cancelable parts of the package. Any change, refund or cancellation will incur a $15 per person service charge. Through our online website reservation and Value Pack order system, Hampton Jitney is open 24 hours a day for information & reservations. Make your travel reservations quickly and accurately, then place a secure order for your Value Pack Ticket Book. 1146340 DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 14 www.danshamptons.com Hampton Jitney Labor Day Week Schedule WESTHAMPTON LINE T 7 DAYS W Sun W Mon & Mon Sun & W Tues Only 7 Days Mon 7 Days 4:45 5:45 6:15 7:15 8:30 4:50 5:00 5:10 5:25 6:50 7:00 5:50 6:20 6:00 6:30 6:10 6:40 6:25 6:55 7:50 8:20 8:00 8:30 READ DOWN AM LIGHT PM BOLD Effective Thurs., Aug. 28 through Wed., Sept. 3, 2008 To Manhattan Westbound � READ DOWN AM LIGHT PM BOLD Montauk Napeague Amagansett D E PA R T I N G Sun thru thru Fri. Fri SH,MA� SH,MA� W Sun Fri & Fri & Only Sat Tues thru Sat 7 Days Sat Sat 7 Days Only 7 Days Only 7 Days 7 Days Fri 4:30 -- -- 6:30 -- 7:30 -- -- 4:35 -- -- 6:35 -- 7:35 -- -- MONTAUK LINE A A AT Mon A A A T W Sun & Mon 3:15 3:20 3:35 3:45 -- Sun SH� Only 7 Days 7 Days Fri 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days 9:30 -- 11:00 11:30 12:30 1:30 -- -- 9:35 -- -- 11:35 12:35 1:35 -- -- W W 7 Days Sun & Mon B.I. Ferry Connection W SH�Only P.U. at Ferry W Thurs Sun 6:20 PM W I Sunthru (Westside Sun, Mon Sun & W Mon & 7 Days Tues NOT avail.) 7 Days & Tues Mon 7 Days Tues 3:45 -- 4:45 5:30 6:30 7:00 7:45 -- 3:50 -- 4:50 5:35 6:35 7:05 7:50 -- 4:05 4:15 4:25 4:35 4:45 -- 5:05 5:15 5:20 -- 5:30 5:35 5:50 6:00 6:05 6:05 6:15 6:20 6:50 7:00 7:05 -- 7:15 7:20 7:30 7:55 7:20 7:30 -- -- -- -- -- -- 8:05 8:15 8:20 8:15 8:30 8:35 8:45 9:10 9:05 AT B A W Fri thru Tues 9:30 9:35 W Sun & Mon 10:30 10:35 To Manhattan Westbound � D E PA RT I N G ARRIV. 4:45 4:55 5:00 -- 5:05 5:10 4:00 4:20 5:35 5:45 4:45 5:10 6:35 6:45 5:10 -- 6:45 7:00 5:15� 5:40� 7:05 7:20 5:45 5:55 6:00 -- 6:05 6:10 6:20 6:30 -- -- 6:45 6:50 6:50 7:00 7:05 -- 7:15 7:20 7:30 7:55 9:35 9:45 7:20 7:30 -- 7:30 -- 7:50 8:00 -- 7:50 8:00 8:05 8:00 8:15 8:20 8:30 8:55 8:50 9:00 9:05 -- 9:15 9:20 9:30 -- 9:35 9:45 9:50 9:50 10:50 11:20 11:50 12:50 1:50 2:00 2:05 -- 2:15 2:20 2:30 2:55 4:20 4:30 1:55 2:05 -- -- 2:20 2:30 2:45 -- 4:35 4:45 2:35 2:45 2:50 3:00 3:00 3:10 3:30 3:55 5:20 5:30 9:50 10:50 Hampton Bays East Quogue Quogue Westhampton Manorville Airport Connection Manhattan Mon Fri thru thru Fri 7 Days 7 Days 7Days 7 Days Tues 7 Days 5:00 6:10 8:15 10:15 12:15 2:15 3:15 5:05 6:15 5:15 6:25 5:25 6:35 8:20 10:20 12:20 2:20 3:20 8:30 10:30 12:30 2:30 3:30 8:40 10:40 12:40 2:40 3:40 AT East Hampton Wainscott Sag Harbor Bridgehampton Water Mill Southampton Manorville 10:00 11:00 11:30 12:00 1:00 10:05 11:05 -- 12:05 1:05 9:15 10:00 11:00 -- 10:05 11:05 -- 10:00 -- 9:30 10:15 11:15 9:35 10:20 11:20 9:45 10:30 11:30 -- 10:55 11:55 W Sun & Mon 10:15 -- 10:00 -- -- -- 1:00 10:00 10:15 11:15 11:45 12:15 1:15 10:05 10:20 11:20 11:50 12:20 1:20 10:15 10:30 11:30 12:00� 12:30 1:30 -- 10:55 -- -- 12:55 1:55 1:45 2:00 2:20 2:30 3:20 3:30 4:00 4:30 I 5:00 4:35 -- 4:45 5:00 5:25 -- 6:20 6:50 7:00 5:10 7:20 8:35 10:20 7:30 8:45 10:30 7:40 8:55 10:40 7:55 9:10 10:55 9:20 10:35 12:20 9:30 10:45 12:30 6:25 7:00� 6:55 7:25� 8:35 8:45 9:00 9:10 5:30 5:45� 6:30 -- -- 6:55 7:20 7:30 7:35 7:45 8:20 8:30 ARRIV. 5:40 6:50 8:55 10:55 12:55 2:55 3:55 7:05 8:35 10:20 12:20 2:20 4:20 5:20 7:20 8:45 10:30 12:30 2:30 4:30 5:30 Airport Connection Midtown Manhattan 9:50 10:20 11:20 12:05 12:20 1:20 10:00 10:30 11:30 12:15 12:30 1:30 9:20 9:50 10:35 11:35 12:20 1:20 9:30 10:00 10:45 11:45 12:30 1:30 To The Hamptons To The Hamptons Eastbound READ DOWN WESTHAMPTON LINE FRI MONTAUK LINE A AT A A A M T AM LIGHT PM BOLD Manhattan / 69th St. Manhattan / 59th St. Manhattan / 40th St. Airport Connection Manorville Westhampton Quogue East Quogue Hampton Bays 3:35 3:40 4:00 4:25 6:05 6:10 6:15 6:25 6:30 4:35 4:40 5:00 5:25 6:45 7:05 7:10 7:20 7:25 5:35 5:40 6:00 6:25 7:30 7:50 7:55 8:05 8:10 6:35 6:40 7:00 7:25 8:30 8:50 8:55 9:05 9:10 9:05 9:10 9:30 9:50 9:35 9:40 10:00 10:20 D E PA R T I N G D E PA RT I N G Manhattan / 86th St. 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days 8:30 9:30 11:30 1:30 8:35 9:35 11:35 1:35 8:40 9:40 11:40 1:40 9:00 9:20 10:30 10:50 10:55 11:05 11:10 10:00 10:20 11:30 11:50 11:55 12:05 12:10 12:00 12:20 1:30 1:50 1:55 2:05 2:10 2:00 2:25 3:30 3:50 3:55 4:05 4:10 Mon thru Sat 3:30 AT Fri Only 4:30 Eastbound Sun & Mon 9:30 READ DOWN B.I. Ferry Connection B.I. Ferry Sat Connection T B A T AT A Tues Sun thru Mon & Sat Fri 7 Days 9:00 9:30 11:00 9:05 9:35 11:05 9:10 9:40 11:10 9:30 10:00 11:30 9:50 10:20 11:50 7 Days 7 Days 5:30 6:30 Tues thru Sat 9:00 Fri & Sat AM LIGHT PM BOLD Only Fri Only 7 Days 7:30 7:35 7:40 8:00 8:20 Mon Sun Fri & Sat thru thru Sat 7 Days Only 7 Days Sat 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days Fri 8:00 8:05 8:10 8:30 8:50 8:30 8:35 8:40 9:00 9:20 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:30 12:30 1:00 9:05 9:35 10:05 10:35 11:35 12:35 1:05 9:10 9:40 10:10 10:40 11:40 12:40 1:10 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 12:00 1:00 1:30 9:50 10:20 10:50 11:20 12:20 1:20 1:50 1:30 2:30 -- 2:00 3:00 3:30 2:05 3:05 3:35 2:15 3:15 3:45 2:20 -- -- 2:20 3:20 3:50 2:30 3:30 4:00 2:40 3:40 4:10 2:55 3:55 -- 3:00 4:00 -- Sun Mon Wed Sun & Fri Fri Tues & thru 7 Days Only 7 Days Fri 7 Days Only Fri Sat 1:30 2:00 1:35 2:05 1:40 2:10 2:00 2:30 2:25 2:55 2:30 3:00 2:35 3:05 2:40 3:10 3:00 3:30 3:25 3:55 3:30 3:35 3:40 4:00 4:25 4:00 4:05 4:10 4:30 4:55 4:30 5:00 4:35 5:05 4:40 5:10 5:00 5:30 -- 5:55 � ARRIV. � Thurs Tues thru I Thurs thru N Sat 7 Days Sat 7 Days & Fri 5:00 5:30 5:05 5:35 5:10 5:40 5:30 6:00 -- 6:25 7:35 8:00 8:05 8:15 -- 8:20 6:00 6:05 6:10 6:30 6:55 8:05 8:30 8:35 6:30 7:00 6:35 7:05 6:40 7:10 7:00 7:30 7:25 7:55 Thurs Thurs & & Fri 7 Days Fri 7:30 7:35 7:40 8:00 8:20 8:00 8:30 8:05 8:35 8:10 8:40 8:30 9:00 8:50 9:20 Manhattan / 86th St. 5:30 Manhattan / 69th St. 5:35 Manhattan / 59th St. 5:40 Manhattan / 40th St. 6:00 Airport Connection Manorville Southampton Water Mill 6:20 7:25 8:00 8:05 8:15 -- 8:20 8:30 8:40 8:55 6:30 6:35 6:40 7:00 7:20 11:00 11:30 11:15 11:45 11:20 11:50 11:30 12:00 ARRIVING 8:25 9:30 -- 10:30 -- 11:30 -- -- 9:00 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 9:05 10:05 10:35 11:05 11:35 12:05 12:35 1:05 9:15 10:15 10:45 11:15 -- 12:15 12:45 1:15 -- -- -- 11:20 11:50 -- -- -- 9:20 10:20 -- 11:20 -- 12:20 -- 1:20 9:30 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 9:40 10:40 11:10 11:40 12:10 12:40 1:10 9:55 10:55 -- 11:55 -- 12:55 -- -- 1:30 1:40 -- -- 3:30 -- 4:50 -- 5:50 -- 6:45M -- 4:00 4:30 5:20 6:00 6:20 6:45 7:10 7:30 4:05 4:35 5:25 6:05 6:25 6:50 7:15 7:35 4:15 4:45 5:35 6:15 6:35 7:00 7:25 -- 4:20 -- -- -- 6:40 -- -- 7:50 4:20 4:50 5:40 -- 6:40 7:05 7:30 -- 4:30 5:00 5:50 6:30 6:50 7:15 7:40 4:40 5:10 6:00 6:40 7:00 7:25 7:50 4:55 -- 6:15 -- 7:15 -- 8:00 5:00 -- 6:20 7:00 7:20 -- 8:10 -- -- -- -- 8:35 -- 9:35 10:00 -- 11:00 11:30 1:00 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 1:30 9:05 9:35 10:05 10:35 11:05 11:35 12:05 1:35 11:35 12:05 See Dan's North Fork Section for our North Fork Line Run! Bridgehampton Sag Harbor Wainscott East Hampton Amagansett Napeague Montauk 8:45 9:15 -- -- 10:45 11:15 11:45 12:15 1:45 -- 9:20I 9:50 10:20 -- -- 11:50 -- -- -- 9:20 -- -- 10:50 -- 11:50 12:20 1:50 10:30 11:00 11:35 12:00 12:30 2:00 10:40 11:10 11:45 12:10 12:40 2:10 -- -- -- 12:25 -- 2:25 -- -- -- 12:30 -- 2:30 9:00 10:00 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 7:50 8:30 9:00 9:30 -- 8:00 8:40 9:10 9:40 -- 8:10 8:55N -- 9:55 -- 8:20 9:00N -- 10:00 -- To Brooklyn BROOKLYN SERVICE To East End BROOKLYN SERVICE To East End (Eastbound) To Brooklyn (Westbound) MONTAUK LINE � D E PA R T I N G ARRIVING READ DOWN AM LIGHT PM BOLD To Lower Manhattan MONTAUK LINE Westbound � READ DOWN AM LIGHT PM BOLD DEPARTING ARRIVING Montauk Napeague Amagansett East Hampton Wainscott Bridgehampton Water Mill Southampton Manorville B. Heights - Cadman Pl. & Clark St. B. Heights - Court St. & Joralemon St. Park Slope - Union St. & 4th Ave. Park Slope - Prospect Park W. & 2nd St. Park Slope - 9th St. & 4th Ave. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- 2:00 -- 4:10 4:15 4:25 4:30 4:35 5:00 5:05 5:20 5:30 5:40 5:50 6:05 6:15 6:40 8:30 8:35 8:45 8:50 8:55 Greenport Southold Peconic Cutchogue Mattituck Laurel Jamesport Aquebogue Riverhead Tanger Outlet B. Heights B. Heights Park Slope Park Slope Park Slope Park Slope Park Slope Boerum Hill B. Heights Tanger Outlet Riverhead Aquebogue Jamesport Laurel Mattituck Cutchogue Peconic Southold Greenport ARRIV. D E PA R T I N G Fri PM Only Mon PM Only NORTH FORK LINE Mon PM Only 5:40 5:50 5:55 6:00 6:05 6:10 6:15 6:20 6:25 6:30 8:30 8:35 8:45 8:50 8:55 MONTAUK LINE � Fri READ DOWN PM AM LIGHT PM BOLD Only Park Slope - 4th Avenue & 9th Street 5:30 Park Slope - 4th Avenue & Union Street 5:35 Boerum Hill - Atlantic Avenue & 3rd Avenue 5:45 B. Heights -Tillary St. between 6:00 Cadman Plaza East & West Manorville Southampton Water Mill Bridgehampton Wainscott East Hampton Amagansett Napeague Montauk 7:50 8:15 8:20 8:30 8:35 8:45 8:55 9:10 9:15 NORTH Fri FORK LINE PM Only 5:30 5:35 5:45 6:00 8:00 8:05 8:10 8:15 8:20 8:25 8:35 8:40 8:45 8:55 Amagansett East Hampton Wainscott Bridgehampton Watermill Southampton Manorville Lower Manhattan Fri PM -- -- -- -- -- 12:15 12:40 2:30 LW Mon PM 6:20 6:30 6:35 6:45 6:50 7:00 7:25 Tue AM 5:00 5:10 5:15 5:20 5:25 5:30 5:55 9:00 7:45 To The Hamptons MONTAUK LINE (from Lower Manhattan) Eastbound � D E PA R T I N G READ DOWN AM LIGHT PM BOLD Fri PM Trip Notes Select trips have letters or symbols above them. The following defines the codes. HAMPTON JITNEY RIDER ALERT A B I Enjoy the ultimate in comfort � a full size coach with only half the seats! Spacious captain's chairs and plush carpeting, Up to 17" leg room, FREE wireless internet service, Outlets for your electronics, Enhanced complimentary beverages and snacks, Personalized host service. The "Bonacker" Non-stop service to and from NYC and East Hampton, available Eastbound Fri. & Westbound Sun. & Mon. Mid/Uptown drop offs are 3rd & 39th, 42nd, 51st, 61st, 67th, 72nd, 79th & 85th. These trips do not include Sag Harbor on Thurs. & Fri. (Eastbound) and Sun. & Mon. (Westbound). These trips arrive approximately 20 minutes earlier on Sat. and Sun. Ambassador Class Service W Battery Park City South End Avenue & Albany Across from Gristedes Financial District - Water St. & Broad St. - Southeast corner of Water St. and Broad St., in front of Chase Bank South Street Seaport Pearl St. & Fulton St. - East Side of Pearl Street, in front of Wendy's 4:15 4:30 4:35 These trips drop off on the Westside. Mid/Uptown Westside drop offs are: 86th St. & Central Park West, 86th St. & Broadway, 79th St. & Broadway, 72nd St. & Broadway, and 64th St. & Broadway. This Lower Manhattan trip drops off on the Westside. Drop offs are on 6th Avenue at the following cross streets: Bleeker St., 14th, 23rd & 32nd at the MTA stops. Montauk Line- These trips guarantee Sag Harbor passengers will never be required to transfer prior to their arrival. Westhampton Line- These trips guarantee WH Line passengers will not transfer on the days noted above. LW BLOCK ISLAND FERRY CONNECTION - Ask about our convenient DIRECT service to and from midtown Manhattan/ Queens & Viking Ferry in Montauk. Departs Fri. Sat., Sun. & Mon. See trips with the above for departure times. Call or view our website for further details. To contact Viking Ferry: www.vikingfleet.com 631.668.5700. Airport Connections. Hampton Jitney airport connection stops are convenient to JFK, LaGuardia and Islip/MacArthur airports. Detailed information is located in the Westbound and Eastbound notes section on the other side. CELL PHONE POLICY: All phones must be turned off. Urgent calls only; limited to a total of 3 minutes. ALL LUGGAGE: Must have ID tag. HJ liability maximum $250. All checked luggage and packages are subject to search. RESERVATIONS Reservations are required to guarantee a seat. Please call if you must change or cancel a reservation; please do not double book. "No shows" may be charged full fare. TICKETS AND PAYMENT Payment on board may be by cash, ticket, credit card; or by check if you are an Express Club member and have your membership card with you. American Express, Visa, MasterCard and Discover cards may be used for payment only if the credit card is on board with the passenger. Open (unreserved) tickets, including Value Pack ticket books, can be purchased at the Omni desk in Southampton, through our accounting office or online. Trip availability is subject to change -- always call or refer to our website to confirm schedule. DOWNTOWN MANHATTAN SERVICE: Introducing Hampton Jitney Service to and from Lower Manhattan on Friday, Sunday & Monday. Peter Cooper Village 1st Ave. & 23rd St. - East Side of 1st Ave. (between 23rd & 24th), in front of Board of Education Building 4:55 Manorville Southampton Watermill Bridgehampton Wainscott East Hampton Amagansett 6:45 7:10 7:15 7:25 7:30 7:40 7:50 N This trip will not go to Napeague and Montauk on Tues. and Wed. M This trip will not go to Manorville on Fridays. ARRIVAL TIMES ARE ESTIMATES AND CAN VARY DUE TO WEATHER, TRAFFIC CONDITIONS, ROAD CONSTRUCTION AND DAY OF WEEK. HAMPTON JITNEY IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR DELAYS BEYOND OUR CONTROL. 631-283-4600 212-362-8400 www.hamptonjitney.com ARRIVING � � � � � T Lower Manhattan Westbound MTA Bus Stop Drop-off Locations: 2nd Ave. & 34th St. � State St. & Battery 2nd Ave. & 22nd St. Place (Bowling Green 2nd Ave. & 14th St. Subway Station) 2nd Ave. & 9th St. � Church St. & Cortlandt West Side of Allen St. St. (Connection to & E. Houston St. Path Trains to N.J.) � West Side of Pearl St. � South End Avenue & Fulton St. � North Side of Water St. & Broad St. 1146342 DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 15 www.danshamptons.com It's a Wrap Summer of `08 in the Hamptons: The Good, the Bad & the Beautiful By Dan Rattiner The summer of 2008 is almost at an end, and so, one might ask, how was this summer different from all other summers? Well, in lots of ways. For one thing, bigger crowds of people than ever before came out here every weekend, all summer. But they seemed to have less money with them. Whether they were the wealthy Wall Street people or just summer daytrippers I do not know, but the truth is that they came into town with high hopes and less money in their pockets to spend in the stores. They'd walk into Tiffany's in East Hampton, for example, and they'd say, "What have you got for a dime and three pennies?" And the answer would be, "Not much." The lack of wild spending resulted in several high-end stores, particularly in East Hampton, putting together certain promotions to get people into their stores and into a spending mood. These included free ice cream cones, a little band, and some wine and cheese, and that resulted in the Dan Rattiner is the founder of Dan's Papers. His memoir, In the Hamptons: Fifty Years With Farmers, Fishermen, Artists, Billionaires and Celebrities is currently available wherever books are sold. local police conducting a raid throughout the town in early July. One day, they went into every store looking for champagne or wine being served, and, finding four or five, had them put away their liquor or suffer getting a ticket for not having a $35 one-day liquor license required by the village in order to serve alcohol. Also, quite famously, there was the case of one East Hampton art gallery owner, Ruth Vered, not getting the message about the liquor license less support than in prior years, there were several weekends where there were only one or two. The Big Recession settling in over most of America has not reached the upper echelons of those who come to the Hamptons yet. But real estate sales were off about a third this summer because of the recession and the sub-prime mortgage crisis. Yet everybody still wanted to come out to the Hamptons. And so rentals were way, way up, and so everybody got here anyway. It was the year of the Europeans. With the dollar in the dumps, the Europeans were over, stocking up on all manner of goodies, filling their suitcases with whatever jewelry and furs they could fit, since to them, spending $30,000 on a fur was like spending 55 cents. The Europeans included mostly French and Germans, with a smattering of Russians (from the European part of Russia), and one elderly Sicilian organ-grinder I met from Palermo who was here to buy a Lamborghini with what he made last weekend with his pet monkey at a circus in Naples. The Artists beat the Writers, 4 to 2, at their annual softball game in East Hampton. Chevy Chase, Alec Baldwin, Lori Singer and a host of (continued on page 18) Europeans came, Vered was arrested, the Artists Beat the Writers & Hampton Subway use soared... requirement -- because it hadn't been enforced in 30 years. After asking the police to go away because she was having her art opening party and could be free to discuss it later, Vered herself was hauled off in handcuffs. There were huge numbers of fundraisers in the early part of the summer -- one Saturday night I counted seven of them -- but by the end of the summer, with the fundraisers getting far DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 16 www.danshamptons.com South O' the Highway (and the North too) Hillary Dobbs of Sussex, NJ and Corlett won the $200,000 FTI Grand Prix on Sunday's closing event of the Hampton Classic Horse Show. Dobbs, 20, became the youngest rider in the 33-year history of the show to win the class, finishing in 41.13 seconds aboard Corlett with a clear round. Brianne Goutal, 19, of New York City, placed second with Onira, and Kirsten Coe, 27, of Katonah, NY, placed third with Starlight. * * * Word on the street is that Hamptonite Tommy Hilfiger is about to list his new Plaza duplex apartment for $50 million, a property he originally bought for $29 million. The two-unit residence totals 6,000 square feet. Deborah Grubman of the Corcoran Group is rumored to be the listing broker. * * * Russell Simmons had to take a breather after a recent class at Yoga Shanti in Sag Harbor. After telling Colleen Saidman Yee that her classes were too easy, the yoga instructor kicked things up a notch. The hour ended with 11 consecutive backbends -- and a very exhausted Simmons. * * * The summer might be officially over, but you can still hang in the Hamptons (without having to deal with the traffic!), thanks to "Virtual Worlds Hamptons," coming soon to a computer near you. The program is part of Next Island, a new 3-D virtual world created by David Post. Catch a preview a nextisland.com. * * * Rising fuel prices are even affecting big names with deep pockets. Case in point: Diddy's flying commercial airlines (first class, of course). Previously, the hip-hop mogul frequently traveled by private jet, which would cost $200,000 and up for a New York-Los Angeles roundtrip. * * * Hugh Grant attended the Evian Polo event in Water Mill last weekend with clothing designer Catherine Fulmer. The pair apparently met earlier that day on the beach in Southampton, but things seem to be going well -- Grant plans to attend her first New York fashion show next week. * * * Mercedes Ruehl, a longtime supporter of the Stella Adler Studio of Acting, attended the benefit for the Adler Outreach Division and Roy Scheider Scholarship Endowment Fund at John "Bucky" Hearst, Jr.'s Water Mill home. Ruehl will soon be appearing on the new season of HBO's "Entourage" to reprise her role as the mother of Vincent and Johnny Chase. * * * 1194208 (continued on page 37) DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 17 www.danshamptons.com URGENT NOTICE If you own a pool: The Southampton Town Board has passed a new law effective 10/1/08.This law mandates solar heating as the only lawful method of heating a pool, whether the heater is being used as a replacement or for a new installation. The L.I. pool industry supports the intent of the law, which is to decrease energy use, and promote energy efficiency. However, the law as it is written unfairly affects all pool owners in the Town of Southampton who wish to heat their pool. through use of energy efficient heaters and solar products. many homes are simply not good candidates for solar system installation.The only relief allowed in the law is for small lots which have pre-existing heaters and/or homes of "historical significance" . swimming pools that are not addressed in this law. Supervisor Kabot and the Town Board did not even consider these alternatives. This law was passed in great haste, without researching alternatives or considering community concerns. There will be a Public Hearing on Tuesday, 9/9/08 at 1:00 p.m. at Southampton Town Hall. You should attend this Public Hearing and tell Supervisor Kabot and each member of the Town Board to delay the 10/1 enactment of this unfair law, and to consider better ways to promote energy efficiency for swimming pools. If you cannot attend, you may write letters to the address below. Contact your elected officials: Hon. Linda Kabot, Supervisor 631-283-6055 Council Office: 631-287-5745 Hon. Nancy Graboski Hon. Chris Nuzzi Hon. Dan Russo Hon. Anna Throne-Holst Southampton Town Hall 116 Hampton Road Southampton NY 11968 LIPSA provides education and direction to pool and spa industry professionals while working to promote consumer confidence.LIPSA members are dedicated to a Code of Ethics which includes unselfish service to the public,making the largest contribution possible to the health,safety and welfare of the public in the installation, maintenance and operation of swimming pools,spas and hot tubs,and to encouraging research and the development of new materials, techniques and methods.. For more information on this important issue, or for energy-saving ideas for your pool: email email@example.com or contact us at L.I.P.S.A., PO Box 122 Westhampton NY 11977 Tel. 877-454-6774 Find local members online at www.longislandchapter.org 1147694 DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 18 www.danshamptons.com Wrap (continued from page 15) others attended. It raised a record sum for charity. I got married on August 2 to my best friend and love, Chris Wasserstein. I also wrote a bestselling memoir, called In the Hamptons: My 50 Years with Farmers, Fishermen, Artists, Billionaires and Celebrities, which got rave reviews, including one in The New York Times. It is available wherever books are sold. The Children's Museum of the East End on the Sag Harbor Turnpike went through a hard time financially, but appears to have recovered. The kids say, "yay!" The Sag Harbor Cinema was put up for sale this summer. Bay Street Theatre is coming to the end of its lease without any resolution of what might happen there, and it seemed the village board got religion. Now the board is all hot to make the village the most beautiful in America, looking to put John Steinbeck's house and the Cinema onto the historic register. They also finally made the move to save the abandoned Bulova building from another 10 years of eyesore heaven. They approved a project for developers to make condominiums out of it after negotiations that had gone on for years and years, and as a result of the developers saying they'd been jerked around long enough and were outta there. Snowflake, the only fast-food joint in East Hampton, is no more now. In its place is Cherrystone's, which features lobster roll, fish and chips, etc. And it's pretty good. Meanwhile, the Old Stove Pub reopened. And big crowds attended. The weekend-long ArtHamptons art fair in July was held on the grounds of the Bridgehampton Historical Society. Lots of galleries came from around the world to show their wares, and it reportedly grossed $20 million. In Westhampton Beach, the Orthodox Jewish community proposed putting up an eruv -- a little string on the telephone poles -- around the town, resulting in all sorts of anti-Semitic behavior and the determination of a former mayor of that town to start packing up to leave. Nice town, that one. George Motz, the mayor of Quogue Village and a millionaire New York City money manager, was indicted during the last week of August out here. The accusation was that on any given day, he'd arrange for the bad trades he made to be posted to his clients and the good trades he made posted to himself. He did this by allegedly holding off posting the trades until the end of the day, allowing him to see the good from the bad. Anyway, he's the mayor of Quogue. His wife's the judge. And the police chief has a policy of strict enforcement of every ordinance. Much of the village is terrified of its own government. In the village of West Hampton Dunes, the founder of the village, Gary Vegliante, who has been mayor since the first election, had a challenger for his re-election bid, but he won anyway. Most people like him. This summer it was learned that the town supervisor in East Hampton had been dipping into the Community Preservation Fund bigtime for the last few years, "borrowing" $8 mil- lion, which he did without letting his fellow councilmen know. Apparently, he was doing it because it was an election year and he wanted to get reelected without it appearing that he was spending the town toward bankruptcy. (He did get reelected.) He's had to give all the money back. It's resulted in his town having a huge deficit and being demoted by Wall Street four notches, which will mean higher interest rates for whatever the town borrows. The final outcome? Higher taxes, of course. We had lightning storms galore during the last half of the summer. Some houses and cars and trees were struck. There was damage. We may or may not have had a tornado in Hampton Bays. But we never had a hurricane. I don't even recall the last time we had a hurricane. The early part of the summer was hot as hell. We had a record number of 90-degree days. Then, very strangely, at the beginning of August, summer ended and fall came in. It was much cooler than expected during the last part of the summer. New celebrity arrivals in town this summer included Michael J. Fox, Madonna and the cast of "Gossip Girl." Montauk seemed to have shifted into a new gear this summer, getting discovered by many well-to-do residents of the Hamptons to the west. Toward the end of summer, the chic new nightspot in Montauk, called The Surf Lodge, which attracted all the young, big-money spenders, had $19,000 worth of liquor stolen during one night. In normal terms, at $10 a bot(continued on page 28) 1146488 DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 19 www.danshamptons.com Andy Sabin, Environmentalist, World Traveler, Adventurer Andy's Back AWorld T raveler is Stunned after Living with Aborigines in the Amazon By Dan Rattiner About half the time I hear from Andy Sabin, he's off on a mountaintop somewhere. "Hi," he'll say when he calls me. I might be on a street corner in Water Mill. He's on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. And he'll tell me so. "I'm at 11,000 feet on Mount Ermishan," he'll say. "I can see Chengdu from here." "Where's that?" "Sezchuan Province in China. But I wanted to ask you something. Do you know who owns that new shopping center they're putting up in Hampton Bays?" And if I do know, of course, I'll tell him. Andy lives in Amagansett, and he is the multimillionaire owner of a giant factory in upstate New York that recycles metal. Trash goes in one end. Platinum and silver and other special metals ready to be resold come out the other. And the money rolls in. Say what you want about this, but the truth is that he is a deep-down adventurer, activist and environmentalist. He spends one-half the time working for the environment, mostly here on Long Island. (He has used his own money to file suits to stop developments.) He bikes 30 miles every day. He looks out for endangered species. He leads groups into the woods between Bridgehampton and Sag Harbor looking for turtles. Sometimes he goes out at night with groups to look for salamanders and other nocturnal creatures. He created and largely funded the South Fork Natural History Museum and Science Center in Bridgehampton. And that's what he does with his time here in the Hamptons. The rest of the time he's traveling around the world both exploring and looking for new sources of junk metal he can recycle. Sometimes the calls to me come in from Madagascar. Other times they come in from an island in the Bering Straits. He's an amazing man, as far as I am concerned. But then, last week, he called to tell me words (continued on the next page) SARAH PALIN: WHY THE DEMS GOT TROUBLE By Dan Rattiner If you wonder why the nomination of Sarah Palin as candidate for vice president is going to be big trouble for the Democrats, just pay attention to this joke. It's about justice in a small-town courtroom. "Who's next?" the judge asks. The bailiff calls a name and a good-looking woman gets out of her seat and heads up to face the judge. She smiles at him. "The charge?" the judge asks. "Failing to stop at a stop sign," the bailiff says. "Do you have anything to say for yourself?" the judge asks. "Yes, your honor," she says. "The thing is it was show-and-tell at school for my son. He's in the second grade. And so I put my son in the back of the car, carried the fishbowl with the goldfish in it out to the car and strapped it into the front. Then I headed off to school. So, in a little while, I was coming down this big hill, and to tell you the truth, your honor, I just didn't see the stop sign until the last minute. I could have stopped if I hit the brakes hard. But you know, if I had, the water and the fish would have gone all over the floor." "Case dismissed," the judge says. "Next?" The bailiff calls a man to come up. He is a bald-headed man in a badly fitting suit. He is sweating a lot. And he is very nervous. "What's the charge?" "Failing to come to a stop at a stop sign." The judge leans forward. "Do you have anything to say for yourself?" he asks. The man speaks in a very heavy German accent, and, stuttering nervously, presents charts and photographs that show the location of the stop sign, the parked cars and the cross street. Occasionally, when he refers to the judge, he calls him, "Your Highness." "150 dollars," the judge said. DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 20 www.danshamptons.com Andy (continued from previous page) I never expected to hear him say. He was in Amagansett. "I have just come back from the most amazing trip I have ever taken. It's a trip of a lifetime." This is quite a statement, coming from the likes of an Andy Sabin. Andy and his friend, Mike Cinque, who owns the Amagansett Liquor Store, and their three teenage boys, visited a tribe this past month that, until just a few years ago, had never seen the outside world. The two men and three boys lived among them. And it was utterly fantastic. "You should come over to my house," Andy said. "We're still all painted up." Andy's house is on Bluff Road. There is a gravel driveway leading up to a roundabout alongside which Andy keeps pigeons, geese, turtles and several other creatures in a pond. There is also a wonderful garden. When I got there, three native boys with spears came out of the house. They wore shorts and headdresses, were barefoot, and had brightly colored stripes, handprints and squiggly swirls of colorful paints all over their bodies. They were Nicholas and Chris Cinque, ages 18 and 16. Also, Sam Sabin, age 13. They didn't speak. I think they didn't quite know who they were. But one of them threw a spear at a tree. It missed. Andy and Michael came out. They were all painted up, too -- not only their faces, but their necks and torsos. Andy was wearing an open shirt for the occasion. And they were so excited about their time in the Amazon forest they were just beside themselves. "How long are you going to leave this on?" I asked Andy. "I can't get it off," Andy said. "It has to wear Summer/Fall 2008 off." "That's going to be cute, going to a business meeting." "It was worth it." "When did you get back?" "This morning." Michael told me it took two days and many planes to get down to the village of Kendjam where a pilot had landed them in a small plane on a dirt runway. "We went New York to Miami to Manacous to Belem to Maruba to Kendjam," he said. "Each plane was smaller than the last." They had brought a small tent, sleeping mats, sleeping bags, DEET, suntan lotion, bathing suits, shorts, t-shirts and linen long-sleeved shirts and slacks. They also brought about $400 in cash, though none of it would get used in Kendjam because the natives there do not use money. They also brought flashlights, Swiss Army knives, bath towels, yo-yos, Frisbees and little airplanes on sticks that you launch by pulling a string. "That, we expected, would show them our peaceful intentions," Andy told me. "All together, we were there four days. We had three guides, two of whom spoke Portuguese and English, and one of whom spoke the native language and English. Other than us, these three guides were the only people who spoke English the whole time we were there." The trip was organized for them by Barbara Zimmerman, an adventure planner. The accommodations were, as Andy put it, "minus-50-star hotels." Andy had first learned of these people when, last year, he had heard that a tribe of indigenous people in Brazil who had never seen the outside world before came out of the woods alongside the Brasilia Airport to have a look at the goings-on there. "I wanted to meet them," Andy said. "That, it turned out, was not going to happen. But then there were the Kayapo, who had only been in contact with Westerners for only a short time. There are 7,000 of them. They live in 17 separate villages in a 27-million-acre jungle -- that's about as big as the state of New York." Flying for hours and hours over the canopy of the Amazon jungle, they finally were able to see this one clearing, with what appeared to be a dozen or so huts in a circle around an open area. In every direction, for a hundred miles or more, there was nothing but jungle. Airplane was the only way in or out. This was Kendjam. Other villages were equally isolated. They were met by the chief of this village and some other tribal members. They had heard the plane come in. They wore loincloths and traditional neck beads and headdresses. There was a lot of smiling and bowing. "Everyone was very friendly," Andy said. "They took us to their village, on foot, through some paths." The village, as they expected, consisted of about 15 grass-and-bamboo huts in the circle they had seen from the air. The chief indicated that the Americans were welcome to pitch their tent there, though, as he said, they might prefer to pitch their tent down by the river. "There was no such thing as hygiene here," Andy said. "There were chickens, geese, dogs, (continued on page 40) 1195111 DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 21 www.danshamptons.com Ice Melts, Water Rises My Global Barometer: APeninsula of Beach Grass in Three Mile Harbor By Dan Rattiner Sometimes, at the end of a difficult workday, I will drive home to my house in East Hampton, put some ice in a glass, pour in some orange juice and vodka, sit in an easy chair in my living room, and look out over Three Mile Harbor. It's a splendid view. The sun sets over the far shore. The boats rock in the slips. Overhead, the birds circle hungrily. And occasionally, something spectacular happens. Last week, the fish began leaping out of the water in great splashes for a while. The birds enjoyed that very much. I can judge whether the tide is high or not by either looking at a tide clock I have on the wall above the sliders, or by observing the amount of beach that is exposed on a peninsula of land that juts out into the harbor from the north at low tide. As the level of the water in the harbor gets higher, more of the inland beach grass on the peninsula dies from the salt water. Thus, when the tide goes out, there is more beach. Last year, I read about a giant slab of Antarctica the size of Connecticut that has cracked off from the mainland there, and is just about ready to drift off into the Indian Ocean. It is being held on by a thread, the account says, which certainly is just a turn of phrase. There are no threads holding ice together. I twirled the ice cubes in my glass for a moment contemplating this, and pondered the situation. Surely, the water is higher in the harbor. Right? I have been carefully monitoring this situation for all of the 33 years I have lived here, which is just about the number of years we've been warned about global warming. Four years ago, something called the Larsen Shelf, an ice sheet the size of Rhode Island, broke off from Antarctica and floated off into the Indian Ocean where, in a warmer climate, it melted away. (continued on the next page) On the Edge: RALPH & WHALE HELP MULFORD FARM By Victoria L. Cooper Sometimes you do well by doing good. And that's especially true if you're Ralph Lauren. The fashion designer has been shaking hands with East Hampton consumers for over 20 years, and is now finally giving the town a legup by underwriting the East Hampton Historical Society's restoration of the Mulford Farm on James Lane. With four stores in East Hampton -- the Polo Country Store, Ralph Lauren Kids, Double RL and RL Rugby, three of which are visible if you stand in front of the movie theater on Main Street -- there's no denying Lauren's retail aura. But it's also not his first time coming face-to-face with East Hampton's historical past -- the Double RL at 57 Main Street is located in a historic barn (formerly Espo's Surf Shop), and during the renovation of Ralph Lauren Kids at 45 Main Street, a 300year-old timber frame of one of the earliest houses in East Hampton was discovered. At the time, the Historical Society and the village urged Ralph Lauren contractors to retain the historical significance, and you can see the relic today, preserved in the store, and adorned with lobster and Scotty-Dog prints, of course. East Hampton was officially settled in 1648, when Puritan families migrated east from Southampton and purchased land from the governors of the New Haven and Connecticut colonies, who had originally purchased 31,000 acres of land from the Montaukett tribe. And it wasn't long after this settlement, in 1680, that the Mulford Farm was founded. The farm is listed on the National Register of Historic Places and is considered one of America's most significant, intact English Colonial farmsteads. Many have said that the historic "row" of Mulford Farm, Home Sweet Home, the Clinton Academy, the Osborne-Jackson House, (continued on the next page) DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 22 www.danshamptons.com Ice (continued from previous page) Last week, however, it dawned on me that I have been looking for the wrong thing. At high tide, there is no difference in the maximum width of the beach at all. Both low- and hightide levels remain at the same interval, but just more inland. Barring some new catastrophe involving a confluence of moon, wind and earth tilt, what I should be looking for is the shrinking of the peninsula. I've been looking at the wrong benchmark for years, apparently. On the wall in my study are several framed photographs of this scene taken years apart. I walk in there and have a look. But the pictures don't look much different, one from the other. I go back out to the chair in the living room. There was a time, some years ago, when a high-tide warning was in effect, which meant that at high tide, the harbor climbed over the bulkhead in front of my house. It was a bizarre sight. The water flooded the sidewalk that runs along the seawall. It stayed flooded for about six hours, with the boats rising in the slips so high it was almost impossible for anyone to climb up into them. It never got high enough for them to climb up onto the sidewalk, however. Come to think of it, that happened about five times in the last 33 years. It has not happened in the last 10. What do they say? The sea level around the world has risen two inches in 50 years? That's it? So why did my insurance company, terrified, cancel my flood coverage two years ago, requiring that I find a lesser-known company to provide that coverage at greater cost? How long before the house goes, anyway? The level of the first floor of my house is 17 feet above sea level. I suppose that gives me, um, one foot higher in 300 years times 17 feet... No worries, for me, anyway, in the immediate future, unless things suddenly melt much faster. And maybe they could. Four years ago it was Rhode Island. Last year it was Connecticut. Three years from now it could be Pennsylvania. And three years after that it could be Texas. I continue to swirl the contents of my glass around. Almost all the ice is gone. They say that if all the ice in the world melts, sea levels will rise 210 feet. I think I'll get another drink. 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Early Bird Special: If you're one of the first 10 people to call, we'll include a Free Accessory with the purchase of a Heating & A/C system, a $650 value. 1195108 Town House and others is more "English than England," and perhaps that's because East Hampton has paid great attention to the restoration and preservation of these landmarks. The house represents the "family home," and gives visitors an indication of what life was like back when farming was a way of life. The survival of the house and other 16th, 17th and 18th-century structures is extraordinary, considering the elements (saltwater air, sun, hurricanes and other storms). It's no bolt from the blue that Lauren would add to his efforts by launching a line of East Hampton Historical Society tshirts, hats and other merchandise for men, women and kids, with all proceeds going to the Historical Society. The products feature a whale, which was selected as the collection's trademark logo to represent the whaling industry, a vital component of East Hampton's economy during colonial times. The shirts retail for $30 for kids and $49.50 for adults, and the caps cost $35. And since the announcement of this collection in June by the Ralph Lauren Corporation, the line of hats and t-shirts has been selling very well, and attendance at East Hampton Historical Society sites has increased. No one is really sure if this is a result of the slowing economy ("free entry" venues and events may be becoming a magnetic pull to foot traffic), Lauren's comprehensive advertising campaign (which was great PR, drawing attention to the sites), or both. Richard Barons, director of the Historical Society, explained that a major drive to fund restoration to one of the barns and one of the roofs had been in the works for some time. But where else but in the Hamptons would a large, international retailer help preserve some old house and barn? When it comes down to preserving the character and history of the town, we're holding on together -- polo ponies and all. DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 23 www.danshamptons.com Girding the Groins County, Army Corps Absolved of Georgica Jetty Issue, for Now By April Gonzales The South Shore of Long Island has been in the spotlight for reasons other then celebrity sightings. For the last 40 years, The Army Corps of Engineers has been reformulating a coastal management study that will provide an overview of our shoreline -- from Fire Island Inlet to Montauk Point. Recently, a draft proposal of observations and preliminary recommendations was unofficially released to state, federal and local lawmakers in Babylon. When the full recommendations are complete (in 2009), the public will be able to respond and comment. For the last 10 years, the Corps has been in the spotlight for another reason. A lawsuit brought against Suffolk County by Sagaponack homeowner Cynthia Ireland and her attorney, Gary Ireland, who is also her son, contends that the building of the Georgica jetties (also known as groins) by the Corps (supported by the Southampton Town Board) has accelerated erosion along ocean beaches west of the groins -- namely, in front of the Ireland's home. Last Tuesday, federal court judge Brian Cogan ruled in favor of the county. Not surprisingly, Ireland intends to file an appeal. "This could have been one of the most important environmental cases in Suffolk County history," said Ireland. He compared the lack of proper long-term maintenance along the groin field area on the South Fork to the levy deterioration that went unaddressed in New Orleans. "It could well affect the lives of many people without the natural protection of our beaches -- which are in effect our levies." With hurricane season in full bloom this is an important point. But Cogan declared that the county cannot be held responsible for events that occur as a part of the natural process of the seas, weather and tides. A bit of background for those who aren't familiar with the drama. Groins were con(continued on next page) THE TALE OF THE VANISHING COUNTRY DOCTOR By T.J. Clemente The East End has some jagged little pills to swallow. The sad truths are that the area has been having difficulty attracting new doctors as well as keeping the doctors that are already here. In a recent study by the Suffolk Community Council, a private, nonprofit organization that acts as the "voice of human services" for the county, it was concluded that this situation is due to the large difference between summer and winter populations, which causes periods of financial feast and famine for area doctors. Compounded by the long, narrow geography of the South Fork area, which isolates small communities (such as Montauk), it becomes difficult for doctors to establish a central office location. Finally, the absence of large employers in the area makes for a relatively low number of private medical insurance policies among residents, which is also a detriment. In addition, the report mentioned the issue of the rising cost of malpractice insurance. With a "Freeze Bill" for malpractice insurance just signed by Governor Paterson, perhaps some temporary relief is in sight. This will be most helpful for high-risk specialists. A recent medical journal article about Long Island doctors listed, for example, that neurosurgeons on Long Island pay, on average, $310,000 a year for coverage, while obstetricians pay $170,000. Making that worse is the fact that the infant mortality rate in the Hamptons is 21 deaths for every 1,000 births. Shockingly, that is twice the national average. The very fact that there is a gap in the care for the poor uninsured out here may be due to the fact that half of Southampton's doctors have refused to take Medicaid patients, according to a recent survey by the Suffolk Community Council. The organization also claims that housekeepers, fishermen, landscapers and wait(continued on page 35) S. Galardi DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 24 www.danshamptons.com Groins (continued from previous page) structed west of Georgica Pond in 1965, and erosion became an issue merely 18 months later. (Many blame Pan Am President Juan Trippe for their placement, but he isn't at fault entirely. A proposal to remove the groins in 1981 was never acted upon.) As is always the case, the downdrift (or western side) of any groin, bulkhead or structure gets eroded. Sand builds up on the eastern side of the groin as it hits the blockade but wave action scours out the other side of the structure. Ireland's mother owns a summer cottage on Potato Road in Sagaponack that was built in 1838. The area no longer has the dunes in front that young Gary camped in as a kid. In fact, the house has already been moved back twice. The Army Corps' original plan was to pro- vide beach renourishment in order to avoid that situation. (Ft. Lauderdale underwent an enormous beachside renourishment last winter. That beach, like ours, is one of the area's largest attractions. Ireland added, "There would be no Miami Beach without beach nourishment.") But renourishment here was never done. Even though it was the responsibility of Suffolk County to monitor and maintain this area, decades passed and property was lost due to a lack of action. Why did County officials drag their heels to the point of being sued? For now, the county will not have to answer, in monetary terms that is, for a lack of action in the past. Stuart Vorpahl, a long time resident and fisherman who knows the beach as well and 1142956 even better than local surfers, testified during the trial about the facts of the western flow of the littoral drift along East End beaches. But evidently, Cogan also gave credence to a government expert for the county who testified to the exact opposite, stating that the sand drift to the east of the groins is actually moving eastward, and that Montauk Point is growing. A trip to Ditch Plains or the Lighthouse, our eyes tell us differently. "We need some responsibility from our government entities," Ireland noted. Ireland wants the government agencies to take responsibility for their actions and deliver on their promises. His choice now is to file the expected appeal, or wait until the Army Corps of Engineers report is open for public comment in 2009. Which brings us to the second South Shore saga -- the coastal management study, 40 years in the making. It dovetails with Ireland's lawsuit in several ways, including the determination of what causes erosion, how and if it should be stemmed, and who pays for what. According to the Corps' mission statement, the plan is to: "prepare ... long-term regional strategy for the 83 mile portion of the south shore." The Corps has chosen to treat the area as one coastal system rather than a string of diverse communities with widely varying issues on topics like erosion, flooding, loss or removal of homes and structures, nor' easters and hurricane damage, and sea breaches. The report states, "Priority will be given to non-structural measures [e.g., groins] that reduce risks and provide protection to human life and property, restore and enhance coastal processes and ecosystem integrity, and are environmentally sustainable." The evaluation involves state-of-the-art engineering studies and experiments that will be used to anticipate and/or remedy future shoreline change. And change it will. When the hurricane of '38 covered over 50 square miles of land with water, the damage was not as extensive as it would be today. After World War II, a building boom happened on Long Island -- before there was a coastal flood plain study, and before the National Flood Insurance program put restrictions on flood plain development. As a result, large areas of inland development, not only houses with waterfront/waterview, are in potential flood plains (the Corps extends the flood plain up to Montauk Highway and in some areas Sunrise Highway). Since the sea level is expected to continue to rise in the next 50 years and storm damage is expected to intensify, more structures are bound to be threatened over time. The final report will assign financial responsibility -- in other words, what exactly local, county and state governments will have to pony up for. It will also present alternatives like beach replenishment, property acquisition, dune building, structure elevations and relocations, and additional groins that will help to address the effects of coastal dynamics over time. Whatever the recommendations, the towns will surely have their own ideas about how they want the shoreline treated. DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 25 www.danshamptons.com Victoria Cooper Up-Routed 40 Trucks a Day Slated to Exit Sag, Loaded with HazMat Soil By T.J. Clemente On September 22, and until at least May if not Memorial Day 2009, the world as you know it in Sag Harbor will change. The new world order in the Village will feature road closures and as many as 40 trucks a day loaded with class 2 hazardous waste moving through the streets. In an airtight tent, hazardous waste will be put into plastic bags, loaded onto enormous dump trucks, and trucked out of Sag Harbor to off-Island dump sites, where the contaminated soil will be destroyed by high levels of heat (e.g., burned). In a lightly attended public presentation of plans held on August 27 at Pierson Middle-High School, National Grid employees Ted Leissing and Sara Aldridge (as well as two consultants at tables set up with information) tried to explain the stages of a plan that will affect most of downtown Sag Harbor. The consultants moved around the room to insure all questions were carefully answered. Amazingly, National Grid, which provides electricity and gas to the Northeast, is by their own definition "a London based" company -- a euphemism for the fact that it is foreignowned. The plan is to first build a 15-foot wide soil wall around the 2.2 acre site. Then the moveable, prefabricated white tent-like structure (in which contaminated soil will be loaded into the trucks) will be erected and relocated as needed around the site. Inside that space, a 6-15 foot layer of contaminated soil will be removed and loaded into bags, then trucks. At the same time, wells to "recover" liquid contaminates will be constructed to collect, then treat, up to 750,000 to one million gallons per day. That liquid will be discharged via an above ground pipeline into Sag Harbor's outer cove. The consultant, no name given, went out of his way to explain the water would not be drinkable pure, but would be within legal limits of treated water before being discharged. A "dewatering system" will be used to lower the ground water level at the site. Bridge Street at Long Island Avenue will be (continued on the next page) COMMUTER RAIL ENDS, TRANSIT STUDY BEGINS By Tiffany Razzano The construction on County Road 39, which was completed at the beginning of the summer, reconfigured the road by changing it from one to two lanes each way, and slightly eased the commuting woes of the South Fork. But it's just a temporary fix, says Assemblyman Fred Thiele, who estimates population growth on the East End will increase significantly over the next 10 years, creating new traffic problems for the area. Though the South Fork Commuter Connection, the shuttle service provided by the Long Island Rail Road for local commuters during the last school year, won't be offered again this year -- ridership dropped from between 7,000 and 8,000 during the height of construction on CR-39 to 3,200 after the work was completed. A feasibility study is currently being completed to determine whether public transportation can be brought to the East End. And a mass transit system serving the five East End towns is a definite possibility, said Thiele. "The East End has been underserved by mass transit since forever," Thiele said. "With traffic congestion only getting worse, the need for increased rail and bus service is critical. This past year, we proved that residents will use trains and buses to get to work...Now we need to take the steps to make this service permanent. We need to know what schedules will work best, what new infrastructure will be needed and how much it will cost." Currently, the Volpe National Transportation Systems Center is studying an Existing Conditions Report, a proposal by a local nonprofit group, Five Towns Rural Transit (5TRT), to bring a mix of rail and bus service to both Forks and connecting the five local towns, thus making it easier for residents to commute. "The shuttle proved that mass transit could work on (continued on page 35) DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 26 www.danshamptons.com Sag (continued from previous page) closed during the entire project (September `08 to May `09). Portions of Long Island Avenue will be closed intermittently during the project and portions of the Village parking lot will be used for the duration. Residents can also count on daily detours and changes in traffic patterns in that very busy part of town near the post office. Julienne Moses, a local condominium owner near the site, attended and expressed her concern about almost every aspect of the project, perhaps truly understanding the scope of what's going on and the inconvenience it will cause. Taking the other side was Roger Hathaway of ENSR -- the company hired by National Grid to do the project. Hathaway and ENSR have managed around 150 sites to date, including the most recent in Nyack, New York. He described the project as, "not terribly risky ... digging a big hole basically." However, the more he explained the loading of the trucks with the contaminated soil the more risky the whole project seemed. He assured those in attendance that no truck would leave the enclosed tents with any contaminated soil exposed on it in any way -- that is, not on the tires, hood or any part of the exterior of the truck. He said there is a process, involving a variety of foam and other sprays, that would make sure there is no residue on the trucks. I hope now, knowing that 40 of them daily will be traveling through the heart of Sag Harbor, that he is correct. According to the National Grid official Sara Aldridge, after the soil is removed, the hole will be "backfilled using certified clean soil from a local source." Also at the meeting was Renata E. Ockerby, a Public Health Specialist, of the New York State Department of Health's Bureau of Environmental Exposure Investigation. She was basically rubber stamping the claims National Grid was making, saying New York State Department of Health is okay with this plan. The contamination itself is the result of a manufactured gas site constructed on the location back in 1859, that ran until 1931. In that year, "gas production ended." However, the huge blue ball, called a Hortonsphere gas storage tank, remained on the site owned by LILCO as part of the Long Island gas delivery system, until it was dismantled in 2006. Keyspan, a successor to LILCO on ownership of the site, signed an agreement around 1999. National Grid now owns Keyspan -- or as they phrase it -- Keyspan has become National Grid. The above mentioned plan was part of an agreement with the New York State Department of Conservation signed on March 31, 2006. The Record on Decision Remedial Action Work Plan and other documents pertaining to the Sag Harbor site are available at the John Jermain Public Library in Sag Harbor. The bottom line is this: Starting September 22, anyone driving near the post office will be inconvenienced. And in the very heart of Sag Harbor will be a site actively handling the removal of Class 2 Inactive Hazardous Waste, which by definition "represents a significant threat to public health and/or the environment and requires action." Not surprisingly, some people are concerned that digging up this soil will be stirring up some major problems. 1046551 1194205 DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 27 www.danshamptons.com Who's Here By Debbie Tuma With a successful Broadway show, an upcoming movie starring Jessica Lange and Drew Barrymore, the book, memoraBEALEia, by Walter Newkirk, and recent summer events held at the famous Grey Gardens mansion in East Hampton, there has been a heightened and renewed interest in the eccentric lives of Big Edie and Little Edie Beale. Now, Eva Marie Beale, the wife of Bouvier Beale, Jr. (Big Edie's grandson), has put together a different kind of beautiful and sentimental coffee table book about Little Edie, Edith Bouvier Beale of Grey Gardens: A Life in Pictures, which is due out this fall. In 2002, when Little Edie died in Florida at the age of 84, she left behind boxes of her poetry, letters, photographs and journals, which she'd faithfully kept. "Her funeral service reception was at my house in Amagansett, and after everyone left, I started looking through these collected items, which were left to the estate of my husband and his family," said Eva. "These boxes were filled with negatives, old newspaper clippings from her debutante days, and even the wedding invitation to Jackie Bouvier's wedding to JFK. Everything important in her life she saved in these boxes." Bouvier Beale, Jr.'s father was Jackie's first cousin, and he often left his home in Glen Cove to spend summers with his grandmother, Big Edie Beale. Beale, Jr. is now the executor of his grandmother's estate. Eva said as she kept reading through the journals and letters, along with the photos, she started organizing Little Edie's life into a timeline. Although this is her first book, Eva has an extensive background in communications, including an executive position with Air France. She studied communications at Boston College, and later moved to New York City, where she met her husband on a blind date. They married a year later in 1980, at a church in Bridgehampton, and had their reception at Gurney's Inn Resort in Montauk. They have two children, Tatiana and Maria, and divide their time between homes in Amagansett and outside San Francisco, where Bouvier, Jr. is a real estate investor. In the stacks of memorabilia, Eva found every detail of correspondence, including letters from Bouvier Beale's father to the Edies about paying the taxes. "There were letters between Big Edie and her about Little Edie's life to show the kind of person she really was. "As I was going through this personal memorabilia, I thought that Little Edie deserved to have people know about her life, because the first Grey Gardens movie, made in 1976 by the Maysles brothers, portrayed the mother and daughter as eccentric characters with lots of cats and wild outfits -- but there was more to them than that," she said. "Little Edie was talented in writing, fashion and dance. She took ballet as a child, and loved toe dancing. She felt dancing was her dream." Her mother, Big Edie, was a singer, and in her diaries, Little Edie wrote about her singing abilities. Little Edie was also taken to New York City, as a child, to see theatrical performances with her mother and grandmother. "As a young girl, Little Edie was sophisticated, brilliant and creative, and she learned how to dress with a unique style," said Eva. "She was proud of her family -- but there was also a sadness in her dreams that never came true, like her dreams of falling in love. She said she didn't know if she could ever love anyone like she loved her mother." Eva came across a yearbook from Miss Porter's, a private school in Farmington, Connecticut, which Little Edie and Jackie Kennedy attended. "In this yearbook, her friends wrote things calling Little Edie `fun.' She was also voted `Best Eyes.'" In the book, there are photos that span the period from Little Edie's birth to when Grey Gardens began to deteriorate. There is also an aerial photo of Grey Gardens taken in 1928, when it was purchased. "I found a photo of Little Edie in front of a Ford in the early 1950s, and she wrote in the book, `The year mother sold the garage,' after she sold it for $11,000 to get cash to pay the bills." This 192-page hardcover book has a foreward written by Peter Beard, of Montauk, who knew the Edies well. Eva found a letter Beard wrote to Little Edie when her mother died, expressing his sympathies. In his foreward, Beard wrote that of all the cocktail parties he'd ever been to, he'd never met anyone more interesting than the two Edies. There is also a personal introduction by Eva's husband, Bouvier Beale, about Little Edie, his aunt, whom he was close to. "I wrote the post-foreward, about why I wrote the book, and about how I felt there was someone pushing me to write it, like Edie was looking down from above," he said. (continued on the next page) Eva Marie Beale Author husband about the money running out during the Depression years," recalled Eva. "It's a story that started out in 1928 when Big Edie and her husband bought Grey Gardens, when he was financially secure, and they lived in a lavish style, eating at all the best restaurants and join- "The first Grey Gardens movie, made in 1976...portrayed the mother and daughter as eccentric characters...but there was more to them than that." ing the best clubs." She said then, with the stock market crash of 1929, Big Edie's husband wrote letters to his wife asking her to stop spending money, and to cut back on her lifestyle. Eva said she wanted to put this book together DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 28 www.danshamptons.com Wrap (continued from page 18) tle, that would be 1,900 bottles, or 150 cases. That's a lot of cases of booze. But maybe this was just 19 bottles of $1,000 wine. In any case, that much hasn't been made off with in these parts since the rum-running days of the 1930s. A new semi-pro baseball team called the Hampton Whalers had its first season this summer in the Atlantic Collegiate Baseball League and enjoyed a solid run. The team was organized by Montauk cowboy, Rusty Leaver. And Jerry Seinfeld, who lives on Further Lane in East Hampton and has an actual ball field on his property, threw out the first pitch to start the season. For the first time in 40 years, the Amagansett Farmers Market didn't open, having gotten caught up in the financial problems that engulfed the town of East Hampton. When the owners retired last fall, the town bought the place, intending to open it this summer, although they figured it would lose money since they don't know how to run a market. So when it appeared that with their financial problems this could be something they could cut, they did. In the end, however, the town sold the property to the Peconic Land Trust, and the Peconic Land Trust leased it to Eli Zabar, the famed upscale bread-and-food market owner in New York City who, by August 1, had it back open for business, presumably at a profit. The Hampton Subway had its best year this summer as more and more people began to use George Motz, Quogue Mayor Cocktails chilled. Burgers grilled. S U M M E R I S B E T T E R A T T H E B R I S T A L T H E U L T I M A T E I N A S S I S T E D L I V I N G � Every summer it was always a challenge... where was I going to stay? Until the year I stayed at The Bristal, and I've loved it ever since. There's always something to do here. Cool drinks in the evening, afternoon barbeques � festivities, friends and fun. I'm more active now than I've been in years. Which is why I decided to stay on. And you just may, too. Call Linda at 516.233.3139 to schedule your tour today. it for local travel around the Hamptons in these high gas-price times. The Hampton Jitney, of course, is still by far the best way to get to New York. There are those who hope to hook the Jitney up with the Subway for some combined promotions. We shall see. Dennis Lynch, the New York City filmmaker, has wrapped up his six-month-long shoot of the full-length documentary he's calling King of the Hamptons after interviewing lots of locals, bonackers, celebrities and surfers out here. It's gonna be a big hit next year. Toward the end of summer, the two presidental candidates were finally chosen. The primaries went on and on for nearly seven years, it seemed to me, and finally we had Barack Obama for the Democrats, with his vice presidential partner, Joe Biden, and for the Republicans, John McCain and his vice presidential partner, Sarah Palin, of Alaska. The platforms are "More of the Same" and "More of the Very Different." The Yankees are looking as if they aren't going to make the playoffs, while Joe Torre is working to get the LA Dodgers back on track. Howard Stern of Southampton got married. Billy Joel of Sag Harbor held two gigantic concerts that closed Shea Stadium. The Shinnecocks had their big Pow Wow in Southampton, with 50,000 people in attendance, while in Bridgehampton, the season ended with the Hampton Classic Horse Show, with 30,000 people watching. � Beale (continued from previous page) North Hills | 516.869.1300 | 99 South Service Road East Meadow | 516.542.0800 Lynbrook | 516.593.2424 North Woodmere | 516.336.2600 Westbury | 516.333.9828 Massapequa | 516.691.0706 thebristal.com Licensed by the NYS Dept of Health. Eligible for Most Long Term Care Policies. QUALITY COMMUNITIES BY THE ENGEL BURMAN GROUP 1146952 The book cover features photos of Little Edie posing for her mother on the porch of Grey Gardens, wearing an orange robe, with Spot, her dog. "This book is a collection that Edie herself left behind, and we edited it," said Eva. Verlhac Editions, which published this book, also published books on Grace Kelly, Marilyn Monroe, Paul Newman, Jackie Kennedy, John F. Kennedy and John F. Kennedy, Jr. "Those books are a chronology of lives in pictures, but my book also includes poetry and journals and other collections," Eva said. The first printing will consist of 2,000 numbered copies, each of which will sell for $75. For more information about the book visit edithbouvierbealeofgreygardens.com. Eva has also launched an online store featuring a collection of vintage jewelry, art, home d�cor and, coming soon, china and fabrics, based on the Grey Gardens lifestyle of Edie Beale. For more information, visit greygardenscollection.com. DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 29 www.danshamptons.com Twentysomething...By David Lion Rattiner Forever Car Last week I read in the paper that an auto mechanic in East Hampton is now offering a way to convert your car engine from a regular gas-powered car to a hybrid that runs on both gasoline and water. Yes, that's right. Water. Apparently, we have been able to run cars on water since the invention of engines but nobody, until recently, thought this was a good idea. I checked it out, and the catch to converting your car from running just on gasoline to a car that runs on both gasoline and water is that it costs about $1,500. That will pay for itself after just a year of driving, however, because you will get about 50% or more miles per gallon. If your car gets 20 miles per gallon now, it will get 30 with this hydrogen fitting. As a Smart Car driver, I really feel kind of guilty when I go to the gas station. Pulling into the Hess in Wainscott is a showstopper for a lot of people when they see that it costs me only $26 to fill my gas tank. It seems magical to those who watch the pump stop -- for me, too. I'm not the kind of guy who feels guilty about much of anything, but watching a guy fill up his pickup truck these days is painful, even though gas prices have come down in the last month or so. Every once in a while I share a moment with another green-friendly driver, usually someone in a Prius, but occasionally somone in a Smart Car. You will be gassing up next to a Prius and give sort of a head nod that says, "I have a car that's green, too," and you make a mental note that the person you just nodded at is an extremely, almost annoyingly good person, even without getting to know him. It's instant camaraderie. S. Galardi On other occasions, and this is getting more rare because gas is just so terribly expensive, you'll be filling up next to a completely deckedout Hummer with flat-screen televisions on the back of the seats, a roaring engine and a beautiful custom paint job and rims. The driver will get out, begin to fill up and he'll look over at you sort of enviously. He'll give you a look that says, "I wish I didn't have to fill this car up for so much money." I get nervous in these moments because I don't want the machine gun turret on the top of the Hummer to turn me into Swiss cheese, so I generally try to avoid eye contact, but the Hummer driver just can't resist saying, as his pump starts passing $70, "Do you feel safe in that thing?" I've been asked this question a million times now, but when it's posed by a Hummer or other large SUV driver, I don't really know how to respond. I feel very safe in my car, and it gets all kinds of rave reviews about its safety, but do I really want to let a guy that is paying $80 every three days to fill his car know that? He'll hate me. I keep wondering if the price of gas is going to decrease enough that it will get more tolerable for people. My guess is that it will come down to a low right around November and then scoot back up to outrageous highs again. It's probably a good time to buy some oil stocks. Of course, when it comes to the Smart Car, it is all about the gas mileage that it gets, and all I keep thinking about is what would happen if I got this hydrogen adapter for my roaring threecylinder engine that gets 44 miles per gallon. If I were to get the hydrogen adapter and it did what it says it does, I'd be getting around 70 miles for one gallon of gasoline. But then, of course, if everybody got the water adapter, the price of a gallon of water would skyrocket through the roof. Tired Of IS THE ANSWER Stairs? 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Even with gas prices at all time highs, and the real estate sales market crippled by the recent events both in the sub prime market for mortgages and confidence in the economy, the rental market was relatively constant if not strong. Real estate agents, whose commissions on rentals is miniscule compared to home sales, were none the less busy booking homes for weeks, months and days. My unofficial survey saw hot early activity back in February, with a 10% increase over last year. Then as the economy waxed gloomy, rentals slowed down until Memorial Day, when they picked up and the market was in chaos. With people looking for steal deals and some renters desperate or impatient, rentals were either 20% lower or the same as the previous year (which was a longer season by one week). However, as June became July, then August, rentals became strong as availability verses need became an issue. Once again homes with pools were at a premium, as was location. A lot of the choice homes had their usual renters from previous years or first timers. The trend seems to be, however, that not many renters spent weekdays in the homes until late August. A semi-retired friend of mine had to spotrent her home to make up for higher expenses and lower dividends from Wall Street. This woman who had never rented her home in the summer, did so this year every other week for a few days in the hot market. She was amazed at the thousands of dollars she took in. Another friend of mine had the opposite effect -- failing to find a renter for the entire summer due to late construction work. She found herself renting weekly, and recleaning the house every Sunday. (By the end of the summer she had a crew in place.) Next year she vows to have the home ready by February for the whole season. A former musician friend actually rented his house off Stony Hill Road for $65,000 up from the $52,000 he pulled in last year via Craig's List. But, as he said, he went through hundreds of bogus offers. The super rentals were consistent, for those who have regular renters, however it was slow for those who didn't. A realtor explained if someone is used to the house and used to the price it's an easy deal. To tell someone new to the market it's $100,000- $200,000 for the summer it's a tougher sell. At Prudential Douglas Elliman, Regional Manager Paul Brennan said that for Prudential, rentals were "extraordinary -- the best in five years for the company, up 25 percent from last year. In fact, we had one agent who had over 70 rentals. That's amazing." The same seemed to be true at Town & Country. Partner Janet Hummel said, "It was our best rental season. Our Bridgehampton and East Hampton offices did over 200 rentals. It was a total success." Joe Kazickas of Rosehip Partners, a new real estate company Kazickas formed after leaving Brown, Harris, Stevens, said, "It was a good rental season with more foreign activity than ever before." So as the home owners reclaim their homes for what many consider the best season of the Hamptons, meaning September and October, it's a whole new ballgame. With the restaurants manageable for reservations, the weather still warm and the over zealous crowds just plain absent, home owners now get to enjoy their summer homes themselves. 1146954 DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 31 www.danshamptons.com Are You Prepared for Hurricane Season? Avoid Property Damage Call For Tree Pruning & Removal Tree & Plant Health Care Deep Root Fertilization Free Estimates � Organic Tick Control KEVIN KAVANAUGH Certified Arborist INC. - Available 7 Days OWNER /OPERATOR 631-728-1513 � Cell: 516-754-2117 DEC CERTIFICATION #14589 1147676 HOMETOWN INSURANCE Insurance Solutions for the Successful Individual. 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Olympic Gold Medalist Eric Lamaze was supposed to ride Hickstead, the horse he rode in China, but instead, on a lesser steed, finished down in the middle of the pack in Bridgehampton. Hickstead was last seen galloping happily along the tracks toward the Sag Harbor stop, but then turned up toward Noyac. He's the horse still out there. Several cowboys from the ranches in Montauk have been called in. DOWN IN THE TUBE Aretha Franklin was seen getting off on the Hayground platform on her way to the Ross School on Friday. If you heard the sounds of "Margaritaville" echoing around the Sag Harbor platform last Saturday afternoon, it was because Jimmy Buffett of North Haven was down there performing. He arrived from Montauk and spontaneously played for a while before the guards escorted him out. Also seen using the system this week was Chevy Chase in Amagansett. EPA SHUTS DOWN TUNNEL CONSTRUCTION TO FOXWOODS The Environmental Protection Agency has shut down the tunnel being dug under Long Island Sound to connect the Sag Harbor platform of the Hampton Subway to the Foxwoods gambling resort in Connecticut. The reason is an oil spill of unknown origin, which has begun to blanket the surface of Long Island Sound directly above the dig. "This is just a temporary matter," an official from the EPA said. "We just don't want the workmen to get injured down in the tunnel. When the oil is cleaned up, we will allow the dig to continue." BLACK STICKY GOO TO BE EXAMINED AT A LABORATORY IN NEW JERSEY Beer bottles filled with a thick black liquid are on their way to the Princeton Analysis Lab in Secaucus, New Jersey for analysis. This is the second time this has been done. The first time, the lab they were taken to burned down. The liquid smells like oil and was first brought up by workmen digging the tunnel under Long Island Sound two weeks ago. The leak continues, although now management pumps it out onto into the ocean through a black pipe while work continues. REPUBLICAN FUNDRAISER IN WATER MILL Plans are underway to have a fundraiser on the Water Mill platform for Bristol Palin, who is five months pregnant. Bristol will be on hand, and so will her mother, Sarah. The event is September 9 at 6 p.m., and the menu (continued on page 38) 1195112 DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 33 www.danshamptons.com 1194400 1195130 DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 34 www.danshamptons.com 1194206 DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 35 www.danshamptons.com Transit (continued from page 25) the South Fork, even with the limited number of existing trains that could only meet the needs of a limited number of commuters," Thiele said. Further, while the CR-39 reconstruction has relieved congestion for commuters to Southampton Village and points north on North Sea Road, congestion remains unabated to the east. Travelers with destinations between Water Mill and Montauk still face harrowing commutes. Mass transit must be part of the South Fork's future. The Volpe study will be completed by the winter of 2009 and is 90 percent funded by a New York state grant. "The Existing Conditions Report establishes a valuable benchmark which we can use to identify transit alternatives," said Southampton Town Supervisor Linda Kabot. "From there we can proceed with a prelimi- nary evaluation and use it as a basis to make better decisions about transportation issues." "An understanding of existing conditions lays the foundation for evaluation and development of alternatives," said Southampton's Town Transportation Director Thomas Neely. "As part of the stages to follow over the next few months, we will be looking for feedback from all interested parties." Thiele, along with County Legislator Jay Schneiderman and members of the South Fork Shuttle Committee, recently met with LIRR President Helena Williams and Suffolk DPW Commissioner Gil Anderson regarding the future of mass transit on the East End. Though they confirmed that the shuttle bus service would not be brought back this year, they also determined that mass transit on the East End "is a viable option," and "all efforts should be made to establish a permanent shuttle system." Citing continually rising gas prices, traffic and parking problems, the lack of space for building new roads and a rural quality of life that's constantly "under siege," Hank de Cillia, former executive director of 5TRT, says better organized rail and bus service is just what the area needs. Some changes would need to be made in order for it to happen, he said, including utilizing smaller, more energy-efficient trains during non-peak hours, as well as reopening old rail stations (such as Southampton College) and constructing new ones (in areas such as Calverton). All towns have made the Existing Conditions Report available for residents on their websites. Doctor (continued from page 23) resses just can't get the medical service they need for themselves and their families. The bottom line is that money's tight, and doctors are inclined to practice elsewhere. One one these physicians is Dr. Semlear of Sag Harbor. "I can't afford to stay," he said. "It's a comment on the state of medicine today, and I'm not the only one having problems financially." The well-liked Semlear has been treating local residents and visitors since 1983. Before that, his father practiced family medicine in Sag Harbor for 40 years, eventually retiring in 1992. Semlear stated that his main nemesis is low payment from health insurance plans versus his rising overhead. That is why the malpractice freeze is a step in the right direction. However, a logjam in the big picture has to be the rising cost of health insurance to businesses and individuals. Add to that the chorus of complaints from doctors who believe they are getting paid too little for their services. Clearly, something has to give. Some ask how health care costs can be going up 10 to 15%, while the amount doctors are being paid is going down. One look at health plan salaries for executives might shed some light on this. In 2007, H. Edward Hanway, Chairman and CEO of CIGNA Group, reportedly earned a $1.1 million annual salary, plus an additional $22 million in stock options and (continued on page 38) Dental Implants - The Most Beautiful Smile Regain the Confidence of Natural Teeth HAVE YOU LOST OR ARE YOU LOSING YOUR TEETH? If so, you may be a candidate for Dental Implants. 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Burke, who turned 100 August 7, has been described as energetic and healthy, preparing her own meals and doing a crossword puzzle every day. Detectives are asking anyone with information regarding this case to contact the Homicide Squad at 631-852-6392 or Crime Stoppers at 1800-220-TIPS. All calls will be kept confidential. 1141828 celebrating 15 years of enchanted gardens landscapes layout installation maintenance lawn care floral gardens pruning transplanting organic products hedge care visit our show room / retail boutique 2249 scuttlehole road, bridgehampton www .unlimitedearthcare.com 631.725.7551 1044698 1147169 DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 38 www.danshamptons.com Doctor (continued from page 35) bonuses. Other health plan executives earn comparable amounts, and there's a good bet they have better coverage than the rest of us. The health plan situation seems to be on the political agenda of both parties, and hopefully the burden will not continue to weigh on East End doctors struggling to make a living. The malpractice freeze signed by Governor Paterson is just a temporary band-aid. Hopefully, this situation, like all rising health care costs, can be harnessed. But if doctors, who are usually among the best and the brightest, can't make a decent living, bad times loom over the whole health care system in this country, not just out here on the East End of Long Island. It's no wonder that Semlear was recently reported as saying, "The current system is evil and immoral." More and more people may be coming to the same conclusion. An overhaul is needed to insure that the country doctor does not become extinct. 19th Annual Subway (continued from page 32) Merlot Wo r l d C l a s s i c Saturday, September 13 th 5:30 - 8:00pm The Lenz Winery invites you to celebrate Merlot. 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They redecorated this warehouse, transforming into a den -- literally, a den -- of iniquity. In this former warehouse, which they called UnderHampton, for some reason, there were go-go dancers, torch singers, tap dancers and a loud band. Behind it and down a corridor leading to another former warehouse was sleeping for about 26 people in the UnderHampton Hotel, which was decorated as a French Riviera four-star hotel. The owners of this establishment are now in police custody. And a good thing, too. The discovery of this operation came about when token clerks on both the Sag Harbor and Noyac platforms became suspicious of people entering the platform sober, and then late at night, returning to the same platform drunk. An investigation was begun, but it moved slowly. Then, a break in the case occurred. Cowboys, who had followed a horse that had gotten loose down there, followed him into what was supposed to be this abandoned warehouse. There, the cowboys caught the perps red-handed, raking in the dough. They were quickly lassoed and hogtied, and the jig was up. The horse, however, got away again during the melee. DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 39 www.danshamptons.com WOODY ALLEN, PINOCCHIO AND THICK ANKLES By Dan Rattiner Chris and I decided to see Woody Allen's new movie, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, last Monday night. We got to the East Hampton cinema a little late, but since we had bought tickets ahead of time by phone, we were able to get the Fandango machine in the lobby to spit them out for us, and so, late as we were, we were just able to walk right in. It was quite a shock. When we opened the big heavy door to Theater Two and our eyes began to adjust to the darkness, we discovered that practically every seat was taken. Still, we were in. No sense wasting the tickets. And so we felt our way down the aisle, looking for two seats together, and, finding none, just kept on walking. Finally, we were at the very front row of the theater, right under the screen. And there were two seats. We sat. And we looked up. The movie is about two young women who spend a few weeks vacationing in Barcelona in the summertime. As they are friends, they rent a hotel suite. And then they go out and have a look around. The plot of the movie has to do with a very sincere and very likeable Spanish painter of about 30 played by Javier Bardem, who the women meet at a gallery opening. He invites them to spend two weeks hanging around with him; they accept, and in turn, they each have an affair with him. One of the women, the blonde, played by Scarlett Johansson, has a very positive, ohwhat-the-hell outlook on life, and is pretty much tremendous adventures, which finally deteriorate into a catastrophe when the artist's ex-wife turns up, having left her new boyfriend after trying to kill herself by overdosing on sleeping pills. The ex-wife is played by Penelope Cruz. I thought this was a wonderful movie, with lovely scenes of both the Spanish countryside and the cobbled streets of that ancient city intermixed with hot scenes and lots of drama between these four main characters. My only disappointment in the movie is that Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johnansson, who I have long thought of as beautiful women, were not beautiful in this picture at all. Each has a little tiny head that sits on narrow shoulders above large butts and then giant legs. The same was true of Rebecca Hall, who is new to the screen. When the women turned sideways, their noses stuck out like Pinocchio's nose. I blame this on the casting people. I also found the scenery, gorgeous as it was, very out of proportion. The cobblestone streets were enormous, the tops of the buildings were tiny and all of the scenery was quite vertically elongated. And looking up at it gave me a pain in the back of my neck. Except for these things, I think it's fair to say that Woody Allen has finally come of age as a major filmmaker. Over the years I have seen him progress from slapstick comedy to dry wit to intimacy and emotion, getting better at each turn. I think I might go back and see it again, this time from the back of the theater. up for anything. The other, the brunette, played by Rebecca Hall, has an extremely cautious view of life, is always worried about what everybody else thinks, keeps saying "no, no" to all his suggestions and has a pretty nervous attitude about everything -- not the least of which is caused by the fact that she's engaged to a young, up-and-coming Wall Street type. The blonde winds up moving in with the artist and has Whispers CELEBRATING (continued from page 36) THE HAMPTON SYNAGOGUE 18TH ANNIVERSARY season out East, including several VIPs, like the gorgeous bride-to-be Beth Ostrosky (who, contrary to rumors, is not officially Mrs. Stern yet). Also present were Bruce Springsteen, Ivana Trump, Mark Consuelos and Kelly Ripa, Rudy and Judy Giuliani, Robert Zimmerman, Dan Rattiner, Barry Gordin, Countess de Lesseps, Todd Shapiro, Norah Lawlor, Gail Bernstein, Kelly Klein, Richard Kubick, Christopher Robbins and Mayor Bloomberg, who all plan to enjoy the East End year-round. Bloomberg admitted, "After Labor Day the traffic is a lot less, and I think the weather is as nice as it could ever be. I love to come out here in September and October. It's a chance to play some golf and go to restaurants I normally couldn't get a table at." For me? Well, my time to relax and enjoy the East End is just beginning! See you at the beach, Babette's or Sen Lounge! Until next season, you only live once, so party on! Entertainment & Feature Correspondent, Director, Writer and Executive Producer Gina Glickman can be seen on Tuesdays, Thursdays and weekends starring on News 12 Long Island's "What's Hot in the Hamptons." 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GINAGLICKMAN.COM 18 25 THE HAMPTON SYNAGOGUE SEPTEMBER 5-6 SHABBAT OF DIALOGUE Services conducted by Rabbi Marc Schneier and Cantor Netanel Hershtik 11:00am Sermon by Rabbi David Rosen Chairman, IJCIC - International Jewish Committee on Interreligious Consultations "Jewish-Muslim Relations: It's Not About Being Right, But Being Smart" RABBI MARC SCHNEIER 25 YEARS IN THE RABBINATE SEUDAH SHLISHIT FORUM following 6:30pm Mincha Services Rabbi Marc Schneier in dialogue with Rabbi Sheldon Zimmerman Jewish Center of the Hamptons, East Hampton HIGH HOLY DAYS KOSHER COOKING DEMONSTATION H Presented by Bfruitfull.com and the Center for Kosher Culinary Arts HIGH HOLY DAYS SERVICES Rabbi Marc Schneier and Cantor Netanel Hershtik, Rosh Hashanah Yom Kippur For seating reservations, RSVP 631.288.0534, ext. 10 We are proud to sponsor the only year-round Daily Minyan in the Hamptons RABBI MARC SCHNEIER, FOUNDING RABBI | RABBI YISHAI HUGHES, ASSISTANT RABBI | RABBI AVRAHAM BRONSTEIN, ASSISTANT RABBI | DUDU FISHER, CANTOR | NETANEL HERSHTIK, CANTOR 1147696 DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 40 www.danshamptons.com Andy (continued from page 20) ducks and pet monkeys running around. And there was nobody in the business of cleaning it up. And washing did not seem to be a priority. It sort of stank. We opted for the riverside." A sandy spit by the Iriri River was a little better. They had been warned not to drink directly from it, although the natives did. Although it was sparkling clear, it would not go well on Western tummies. They'd drip it through a chemical strainer for four hours before drinking it. But at least they could wash themselves and, when necessary, wash the clothes they wore. And so they made camp. There was, of course, no electricity, no running water, no anything. But they had brought matches, and so they gathered branches from the woods and built a fire and cooked the fish they caught for dinner, along with rice and beans, which the natives provided them. "We did have salted meat that had been set aside for us," Andy said. "But it was inedible. If I hadn't caught fish, we would have starved." That night, they slept in their tents under a dome of stars, listening to the cries of the Macaws that flew along overhead, the splash of fish, the croaking of frogs and the sounds of other animals. It was a profound experience. Some natives came down to the river the next day to watch them fish. The Americans had lures and rods and reels. And they pulled in fish one after another. "These fish had never seen a lure," Andy said. The natives only knew about putting bait on a hook and hanging it over the side with a string in the hopes that a fish would come over. At one point, a native came over and, observing that Michael was bringing in fish after fish, clapped Michael on the back and said something, which the translators put into English. "You are a fishing god," he said. The first order of the day back at the village was to personally meet every single person in the village, from the eldest to the youngest, in order. There were about 500 tribesmen. The five Americans with their three guides were set up on seats inside a hut with children outside peering through the slits in the bamboo to watch what was going on. The American boys went out for a while to entertain them by throwing Frisbees around. Everybody howled with laughter at this. The costumes the tribal members wore, said Andy, simply dazzled them -- they were so colorful and lovingly created. Later, in the dining room of Andy's house in Amagansett, I saw on the table all sorts of things they had traded for -- necklaces, headdresses, spears and shields. They gave up flashlights, jackknives, fanny packs, sleeping mats, Frisbees and the toys to get these things. "Both men and women wear loin cloths and brightly colored sashes in addition to a lot of jewelry," Andy said. "They are all painted up. They painted us all up. It was a sign of respect." "What did they paint you with?" I asked, touching the red line on Andy's nose. "It's a combination of fruit juice and ashes from the fire. And it doesn't easily come off." They spent their time at the village joining with the villagers in getting ready for an upcom- ing festival -- there is always an upcoming festival or event in the village. They could not fully explain to me what they were all getting ready for, but it was something very important that everyone seemed very happy about. This is a warrior tribe. Every night, natives from the village came with spears and stayed near where they camped by the river, just in case they were needed -- not to protect them from other people (there were no other people within two weeks of walking), but to possibly protect them from animals wandering by. The chief told them the legend of how the village had been founded. They had been somewhere else, but his grandfather had been told to find a place where there was a giant rock outcropping and so they had wandered for a while looking for it. When they found it -- it was near where this village is now -- they found four trappers who had staked a claim to the land around it, so, he said the tribe would be prevented from going there. His grandfather had them killed. So now it was theirs. "The whole time we were there," Andy told me, "we only saw one gun. It was a twin-barrel, 10gauge shotgun, and very old, maybe 100 years old. One hunter had it. That was it. They hunt with spears and bows and arrows." The villagers seemed extremely happy with their lives. "They have family, fun, a sense of pride," Michael said. "They live simply. But they have a wonderful time," he said. The Amazon land that shelters the Kayapo has been set aside as a preserve for the natives by the Brazilian government. It is the largest saved tropical forest on the planet, though all around it, loggers and farmers are rapidly deforesting the rest of the Amazon. "We gave $50,000 to the tribe," Andy said. He hoped they would use this money to buy from the white men what they thought might help them both keep their way of life but enjoy it better. He also hoped it would help them find a way to police the forest. On the way out, they were met, of course, by Barbara Zimmerman, who wanted to find out how it went. In the course of things, Barbara said that a few months earlier the tribe had contacted her by CB radio to say they had captured four loggers who said they were taking over. They were calling to ask her permission to put them to death. She said no, let them go. And so that's what they did instead. � e s * * Thursdays-Wine lovers Night* * 1/2 Price off Wines (Bottles & Glass) 2 e f s s 5 Course Prix Fix All Week � $40.00 P. Person e x x l k 0 . Friday Latin Night y n , k Dance, Drink & Eat 2 f s l 1/2 Off Mojitos A ll Night y Saturday Night y r Happy Hour 11:00pm-1:00am y x x Sunday Prix Fix Brunch 85 N. 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I have a little zipper pocket in my purse for tiny important things, and when I put tiny important things in there, they still disappear. I think they slip through that tiny fracture in the space-time continuum where socks and earrings go. Somewhere in a parallel universe there is a woman who looks just like me, except her eyebrows are perfect because she has my best tweezers. Then there is the great debate: professional movers or U-Haul. I've used professional movers three times, and each experience was excellent, all in all. I sat back and they systematically cleared each room to the walls. We choose U-Haul only when we can't afford the pros or need to control everything because we don't trust professionals. No matter how I try to organize everything, I still end up with "surprise boxes." "Well, what's in that box? See if the coffee pot is in there." "No coffee pot. Socks, Gone With the Wind DVD, picture of the Dalai Lama and a bottle of aspirin." "Okay, try that box over there." "Alright! My old matchbox collection! I haven't seen this in three moves! Where did you have it?" "I dunno. I haven't seen it in three moves, either. I didn't know we still had it. I thought I left it in the goodie pile the last time we were here." "Well, honey, the moving gods returned it to me. Maybe they'll give back the Roy Rogers tea set you've had since you were five. "What about the coffee pot?" "We'll buy a new one. It's the only way to make sure the first one will come back to us." "That's true. If you lose something, the fastest way to find it is to buy a replacement, wait 24 hours, and then the original item shows up. It never fails." "Can we have Mayflower movers next time?" "No, they cost too much. Plus all your stuff gets mixed up and it takes months to find things." "As opposed to the system we're using now?" "Organized chaos. It's a mess, but at least we only have each other to blame." CELEBRATING THE HAMPTON SYNAGOGUE 18TH ANNIVERSARY 18 25 RABBI MARC SCHNEIER 25 YEARS IN THE RABBINATE SEPTEMBER 5-6 SHABBAT OF DIALOGUE Services conducted by Rabbi Marc Schneier and Cantor Netanel Hershtik Sermon by Rabbi David Rosen Chairman, IJCIC - International Jewish Committee on Interreligious Consultations "Jewish-Muslim Relations: It's Not About Being Right, But Being Smart" Fri, Sept 5 Evening Services 7:00pm Sat, Sept 6 Morning Services 8:45am followed by Kiddush Junior Congregation 10:30am Rabbi Rosen will speak 11:00am Talmud For Your Life with Rabbi Yishai Hughes 5:30pm World of the Prophets with Reuben Ebrahimoff 5:30pm Mincha 6:30pm followed by Seudah Shlishit & Ma'ariv Rabbi Marc Schneier in dialogue with Rabbi Sheldon Zimmerman High Holy Days Kosher Cooking Demonstration 8:30pm Sun, Sept 7 Morning Services 9:00am followed by breakfast DAILY MINYAN Mon-Fri Morning Services 7:45am followed by breakfast SEUDAH SHLISHIT FORUM following 6:30pm Mincha Services Rabbi Marc Schneier with Rabbi Sheldon Zimmerman Jewish Center of the Hamptons, East Hampton HIGH HOLY DAYS KOSHER COOKING DEMONSTRATION Saturday, September 6, 8:30pm Edelstein Hall of the Kaylie Center "New and Exciting Recipes for the Holidays" Presented by Bfruitfull.com and the Center for Kosher Culinary Arts MJE SINGLES SHABBATON - AGES 20'S & 30'S September 12-13 Manhattan Jewish Experience Rabbi Jonathan Feldman, Associate Director RSVP 212.787.9533 COMMUNITY SHABBAT DINNER Friday, September 12 following 6:30pm Evening Services SHIRAH B'TZIBUR - COMMUNITY SING Saturday, September 13, 8:00pm "The Music of the High Holy Days" led by Izchak Haimov Conductor, The New York Synagogue Choir followed by dessert reception HIGH HOLY DAYS SERVICES Conducted by Rabbi Marc Schneier and Cantor Netanel Hershtik, accompanied by The New York Synagogue Choir Izchak Haimov, Conductor Rosh Hashanah Monday Evening, Sept 29 - Wednesday, Oct 1 Yom Kippur Wednesday Evening, Oct 8 - Thursday, Oct 9 For seating reservations, RSVP 631.288.0534, ext. 10 Not everybody with a toolbox is a qualified service technician. 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HEBREW SCHOOL REGISTRATION NOW IN PROGRESS Joan Segal, Principal - 631.288.0534, ext. 10 Classes begin Sunday, September 7 We are proud to sponsor the only year-round Daily Minyan in the Hamptons 154 SUNSET AVENUE, WESTHAMPTON BEACH NY 11978 RABBI MARC SCHNEIER, FOUNDING RABBI RABBI YISHAI HUGHES, ASSISTANT RABBI | RABBI AVRAHAM BRONSTEIN, ASSISTANT RABBI DUDU FISHER, CANTOR | NETANEL HERSHTIK, CANTOR 1147695 www.thehamptonsynagogue.org Family Owned and Operated for Over 53 Years 161 West Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays 631-728-1066 1144710 DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 42 www.danshamptons.com GORDIN'S VIEW BARRY GORDIN Photo Page Editor: Maria Tennariello Layout Design: Joel Rodney LAST SONG OF SUMMER Rufus Wainwright with his special guest Jessye Norman headlined The Watermill Center 2008 "Last Song of Summer" Concert, an open-air event on the lawn, where a celebrity studded audience attended the event sponsored by L'Oreal, Sotheby's and Brooks Brothers. Anna & Kate McGarrigle, Martha Wainwright Robert Wilson, Rufus Wainwright Pia Lindstom, Isabella Rossellini Mark Markham, Jessye Norman Skye Qi Marigod, Lys Marigold, Daniel Knox Christan Wassmann, Luisa Gui Vlli Lindauer, Jorn Weisbrodt Calvin Klein GUILD HALL "THE GARDEN AS ART" THE BLU PARTY Carole & Ray Bulman Rebecca Cooper, Gary Adamek Jaylaan Ahmad-Llewellyn Samantha Cole Juno Temple Carlee Avers Cole Rumbough, Dina Merrill Ted Hartley, Stan & Sandra Warshasky, Peter Collins Ian Gazes, Serge Krawiecki Christopher & Cornelia Foss Dina Merrill and Ted Hartley hosted a kickoff cocktail reception for the Guild Hall tour of magnificent East Hampton gardens. Matt Beck, Ryan MacMillian, Paul Douchette, Heather Reid, Jeff Russo Kristoffer Ragnstam Laura Croft, Tyler Shields The second annual Blu party hosted by Bluhammock music in conjunction with the Hampton Classic Horse Show featured a live performance by The Break and Repair Method band to raise money for the Planet. DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 43 www.danshamptons.com GORDIN'S VIEW BARRY GORDIN GRAND PRIX SUNDAY @ THE CLASSIC The "Who's Who" of the Hamptons filled The Grand Prix Tent for the closing festivities, as The 2008 Classic horse show concluded their eight-day event with competition for top honors. George Hornig, James Lipton, Joan Hornig Bruce Springsteen, Kathy Rae Robert Zimmerman, Mickey Paraskevas Louise & Leonard Riggio CHRIS ISAAC @ WHBPAC Chris Issac rocked Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center with his band performing for almost two hours to an adoring audience. Mark Theriault, Therese Eisenhauer, Maria & Bob McEvoy Clare Bisceglia, Chris Issac Marvin, Donna & Elizabeth Schwartz Mike & Emilie Corey, Maggie Gilliam, Dawn Watson SAVE SAG HARBOR BENEFIT Lisa Tamburini Alexa Ray singing with her band Samanthe Lobosco, Ann Chwatsky, April Gornik Billy Joel Barbara Epstein, Tulla Booth Joseph Pintauro Christie Brinkley Cuca Romley The Sag Harbor Whaling Museum (a historical landmark) was the perfect setting for the second annual Save Sag Harbor Benefit. Alexa Ray Joel rocked the house with both her parents, and her grandmother cheering her on. It was a fun filled evening with wine, cheese, desserts, and a silent auction. All proceeds went to Save Sag Harbor which was founded by a group of concerned citizens interested in the preservation of this wonderful town. Alexa & her Grandmother, Rosalind Joel DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 44 www.danshamptons.com Kat's Eye ANDRE AGASSI HITS A HAMPTONS WINNER The Ross School hosted the Andre Agassi "A Night in the Hamptons" celebration to benefit his foundation that helps transform US public education for underserved youth. Grammy winner Rob Thomas performed. Steffi Graff, Andre Agassi Jenny Saunders, Larry & Judy Berk Patricia Duff David Yurman STRIDES FOR LIFE The late and great Deanne Indursky introduced us to the Strides for Life event for the Lung Cancer Research Foundation. This year a record number of runners and walkers showed up to help this important cause. The race was around Lake Agawam in Southampton. Chevy Chase Lisa Perry, Tracy Palandjian Kate Morton, Andrew Morton, Luke Harps Blake & Arthur Indursky Rosanna Scotto HOLLYWOOD ADVENTURE @ SARACEN Georgia Witkin and Mike Tadross had a Hollywood theme party at Saracen, with incredible impersonators sunglasses, movies, clapboards, the Hollywood sign, and guests who dressed like stars. Mike a major Hollywood producer stood back as an Executive Producer would and enjoyed the action. STARS ROCK FOR DARFUR BENEFIT The event was called Music for Mercy Corps, with an auction of celebrity guitars that included those of Sting, B.B. King, and Jon Bon Jovi, who showed up to help the cause in Darfur. The English Beat performed. Mercy Corps is focused on their Center to End World Hunger and their mission to help the people of Darfur. David Post & Katlean with "Joan Rivers" Fred & Jacqueline Stahl "Elvis" Fern Mallis Sarah Silverman Rocco DiSpirito "Tina Turner" Bob Roberts, Lauren Day Georgia Witkin, Bill McCuddy, Mike Tadross / host Jon Bon Jovi, Cary Elwes, "Big Kenny" DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 45 www.danshamptons.com Dan's Papers Goes To... THE GRAND FINALE AT THE HAMPTON CLASSIC 2008 Tom W. Ratcliffe III Photo: Barry Gordin Mathew Adell, Maude Davis, Bob Lyster, Cassandra Seidenfeld, Robert Dankner Kathy Rae, Dottie Herman Dave Liebman, Stephanie Ogden, Christopher Robbins Chris Obetz, Sandra McConnell, Toni Urrutia Tony Hitchcock Chris Brody Betty Knight Scripps & Cliff Robertson Johnathan Farkas, Sommers White, Randy Kemper Ryan Eggold, Juno Temple, Shilo Ferara Photo: Lisa Tamburini Mickey Paraskevas Suzanne Flemming, Steve Miller Barbara & Dan Wassong Stephanie Clark, Christian Wolfer Kelly Klein Jensine & Micheal Levitan Kathy & Rick Hilton John Yacono, Ivana Trump Michael Braverman Shanette Barth Cohen, David & Evan Yurman, Grand Prix winner Hillary Dobbs Melanie Wambold, Rudy & Judith Guliani, John Wamb Photo: Barry Gordin Bruce Springsteen, Paul Howe, Patti Scialfa-Springsteen Dan & Christine Rattiner Kathy Rae, David Yurman The 2008 Hampton Classic week ended with the FTI Grand Prix which was won by Hillary Dobbs, who is the youngest winner of the Grand Prix in the history of the Classic. The Hampton Classic Horse Show benefits the Southampton Hospital as well as several other animal based charities. DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 46 www.danshamptons.com Dan's North Fork Over The Barrel... with Lenn Thompson 3rd Annual Slow Food Pig Roast Summer is winding down on the East End, but it's far from quiet out here. We're only a few weeks away from the hectic, roadclogging pumpkin-picking season and there are also some delicious events coming up for local food and wine lovers. This Saturday at 6:00 p.m., Paumanok Vineyards (1074 Main Road/Route 25 in Aquebogue) is hosting PIG@PAUMANOK.3, the 3rd annual Slow Food Pig Roast. The New York City and East End (Long Island) chapters of Slow Food USA are joining forces for the event. Attendees will enjoy the best, local, East End bounty including a raw bar, a pig roast (with all the fixin's) and dessert. There will also be live Jazz throughout the day and Paumanok's winemaker, Kareem Massoud, will pour the award-winning wines from his family's winery. Chef Bryan Futterman, of Foody's in Water Mill, will be doing his thing with the pork as well. Tickets are available ONLY online at www.brownpapertickets.com. (Search for "Slow Pig at Paumanok".) Tickets are $85 for Slow Food Members and $95 for non-members, and include everything you can ask for in an end-of-summer party-- food, drink, music, gratuities, and good times. Proceeds will support the children's Good Food Education Programs of Slow Food East End and Slow Food NYC. On the East End, Slow Food East End supports the Good Food Education Program at the Hay Ground School, having donated a greenhouse to support a yearround Edible Schoolyard. If you're not familiar with Slow Food USA, it is a national, not-for-profit association that supports a good, clean, and fair food chain -- one where food is real and authentic, where it is produced sustainably and humanely, and where producers are treated fairly and eaters have opportunity to enjoy good, clean food. To learn more about Slow Food, visit www.slowfoodusa.org. On Sunday, the North Fork Reform Synagogue is having its second annual North Fork Foodie Tour for those -- like myself -- who are dedicated to eating local and reveling in Long Island's bounty. For $25 you get a behind the scenes look at several local farms. If fresh, delectable goat cheese is your thing, you'll want to visit Catapano Dairy Farm. For locally grown produce, farms such as Sang Lee Farm, Satur Farms, Garden of Eve Organic Farm and Golden Earthworm Organic Farm are a part of the tour. Tyl Llwyd Farm offers a birds eye view of what it's like to raise chickens. Croteaux Vineyards and Shinn Estate Vineyards are also a part of the program, and you'll want to make sure that you visit to tour the vineyards and taste their wares. For more information, visit www.northforkreformsynagogue.com. Advance tickets are available at Gallery M in Greenport, Complement the Chef in Southold, Cecily's Love Lane in Mattituck and at Garden of Eve Organic Farm in Riverhead, but if you want to buy your tickets the day of the event, just head over to Shinn Estate Vineyards where they'll still be available. North Fork Events FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 5 CONCERT AT THE VAIL LEAVITT- Vail-Leavitt Music Hall, Riverhead 8 p.m.--A Nite of Blues & Comedy. 631-7275782, vail-leavitt.org. SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 6 LAVENDER BY THE BAY- 10-11:30 a.m.: Explore Lavender by the Bay Farm in East Marion with the Peconic Land Trust; visit beehives, learn about lavender and take a bunch home. Fee, $10; registration limited to 25. 631-2833195, firstname.lastname@example.org. Rain cancels. LIGHTHOUSE TOUR- 3:30 p.m. check out a trip and landing at Long Beach Bar `Bug' Lighthouse aboard Peconic Star II, sponsored by East End Lighthouses. Leaves from Fine Dining Italian Cuisine Join us at our new Waterfront location Catering On And Off Premises Greenport. Members, $90; nonmembers, $95. Buffet dinner, L.I. wines, other beverages included. Reserve early. 631-4774121, email@example.com, eastendlighthouses.org. SHELTER ISLAND BEACH BLAST- 3 p.m.-midnight enjoy the Shelter Island Benefit Beach Blast at Wades Beach; proceeds support Quinipet Camp & Retreat and The Island Gift of Life Foundation. Musical headliner is Rockabilly legend Sleepy LaBeef; other performers include the Moonlighters, the Lone Sharks, the Moondogs, the Blagaards, Matty Liot & The Big Up and the Dixons. Pig roast, barbecue and beverages available for purchase, 50/50 raffle. Event hosted by Vlad and Creighton from TV's Ghoul A-GoGo. Admission, $10. Rain or shine. sibeachblast.com. COMEDY NIGHT IN MATTITUCK- 6 p.m. Mattituck Firehouse presents Comedy Night, Pike Street, sponsored by Firemen & Friends. Comedians include Billy Bingo, Randy Levin, The Most Bros., Carolann Valentino and Rick Morgan. Dinner and show, coffee and dessert, $40; 631-298-8833, 631484-7283. For mature audiences only. SLOW FOOD PIG ROAST- 6 p.m. check out the third annual Slow Food Pig Roast features local East End bounty, raw bar, whole hog barbecue, dessert and wines accompanied by live jazz; at Paumanok Vineyard, Aquebogue. Tickets online only: brownpapertickets.com. General, $95; members, $85. Proceeds benefit children's programs in New York City, Brooklyn, Harlem and the East End. slowfoodusa.org. JUMP FOR A CURE FUNDRAISER- Jump For A Cure fundraiser sponsored by Skydive Long Island in conjunction with the Young Autism Program Charitable Foundation; proceeds benefit students at YAP's Developmental Disabilities Institute. Food, raffles, music and more. 631-357-2943, firstname.lastname@example.org. the Chef, Southold; Cecily's Love Lane Gallery, Mattituck; Garden of Eve Organic Farm, Riverhead. 631-722-5712, northforkreformsynagogue.com. ONGOING EVENTS GREENPORT GALLERY WALKS- Beginning June 21 through December 20,the third Saturday of the month, Greenport's galleries will open their doors between 6-9 pm for an evening of gallery hopping. Please join us for gallery talks, and refreshments, while viewing the best of what's happening in the arts on gallery row. Check out www.greenportgallerywalk.com for more information. WEIGHT LOSS � The second Tuesday of every month, Dr. Russ L'HommeDieu, a physical therapist, holds a free weight management lecture & discussion session for people fighting similar weight loss problems. The discussion is moderated by Dr. Russ, who has upheld a 200-pound weight loss himself. Space is limited. For more information, contact New Life in Progress at 888-446-7764. HEALTHY COOKING MADE QUICK & EASY � The second Friday of every month, a Quick and Easy Healthy Cooking demonstration is being offered. The demo will be done by Dr. Russ L'HommeDieu, DPT; a certified Wellness Coach � who has himself, maintained an over 200 pound weight loss for the last four years. This would be a great place to get started with new ideas on how to cook and eat healthier. He will be offering some GREAT ideas on how to cook healthy for the whole week when you just don't have that much time. He will also be explaining all the great health benefits of including Whole Grains in your diet. If you eat, you don't want to miss this! Space is limited. Reservations required. Small materials fee. Call to reserve your spot! 888-446-7764. REIKI CIRCLES- Reiki Circles Monday Nights @ Grace Episcopal Church Last Monday of the month, meetings are held at Peconic Bay Medical Center. For more Information, contact Ellen J. McCabe at (631) 727-2072 SKATEBOARDING � Great skate park in Greenport offering ramps and a half pipe. Call 631-477-2385 for hours. INDIAN MUSEUM � In Southold, open Sundays from 1:30 p.m. to 4:30 p.m. Call 631-765-5577. CUSTER OBSERVATORY� Weather permitting Custer staff will be on hand to assist visitors in observing the night sky using their telescopes. From sunset until midnight in Southold. Call 631-765-2626. MEDITATION � Buddhist meditations on Monday evenings at 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church on Main Street in Southold. Call 631-949-1377. Fine dining in a casual waterfront atmosphere Open for Lunch & Dinner � Open 7 Days SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 7 BREAKFAST WITH THE KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS- 9 a.m.-12:30 p.m.: All you can eat breakfast buffet at Knights of Columbus, Depot Lane, Cutchogue. Adults, $8; children, $4. 631-734-7338. NORTH FORK FOODIE TOUR- 10 a.m.-4 p.m. check out the second annual North Fork Foodie Tour presented by North Fork Reform Synagogue. Go behind scenes at over 14 artisanal food producers including The Farm, Croteaux Vineyard Farmhouse Cooking school, Ty Llwyd Farm, Pipes Cove Oysters, Sang Lee Farms, Satur Farms, Shinn Estate Vineyards, Garden of Eve Organic Farm, Lavender by the Bay and more. Adults, $25; children under 12, free. Advance sale tickets at Gallery M, Greenport; Complement 477-1515 1147016 1410 Manhanset Ave. at Brewers Sterling Harbor Marina, Greenport, NY. DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 47 www.danshamptons.com On The North Fork, We Are The Supervisors Southold Meeting Brings Up Issues Of Plum Island, Dredging and A Master Plan By Phyllis Lombardi It started when I was pretty young. People telling me what to do, supervising me. There was that tall lady teacher, for example, who stood next to my desk (so long ago, the desk had an inkwell) and supervised my penmanship. She scared me so thoroughly that even today my handwriting is legible. Later, when I was in high school, I had a job in a public library. My supervisor, a Mrs. Peck (no Ms. back then), taught me how to paste pockets in the backs of library books. And how things were filed in the card catalog. How lovely that catalog was. Like a rich wood chest holding the treasures of the world. Mrs. Peck was tough. But eventually she secured an increase in salary for me. A nickel an hour over the minimum wage of 75 cents an hour. I still have supervisors. Don't tell anyone but there's this guy at Dans' Papers who occasionally deletes a word or two of what I write. I miss those words � but he's my supervisor. bit late and would be along soon to pick up Carson. Meantime, Dad promised that Carson's continued good behavior would merit ice cream after the meeting. Smart dad. Smart son. Smart folks at the meeting, too. Lots of questions about the future of Plum Island, dredging in Mattituck Inlet, and a Master Plan for Southold Town. Tough issues, all of them, and after responding, Scott surprised me and many others by listing the three most frequent complaints he hears. They concern noise, traffic, and litter. I'm a pretty quiet person, living on a pretty quiet road. My next door neighbors are here only on an occasional weekend so the things that go chirp in the night account for most of the noise I hear. According to others at the meeting, that's because I don't live next to a marina or a vineyard. Parties there can run too long, too loud. Nor do I live just below helicopter noise or near Main Road where motorcycles may roar by. Scott said that while Southold Town has a decibel reader, the town does not have a noise ordinance. He suggests that police be contacted if the noise matter can't be settled amicably. And get this. He said his phone number is in the book. "Call me and I'll come right over," he said. One North Fork woman spoke about the traffic light at Wickham Avenue and County Road 48 in Mattituck. Too short an interval for the north/south traveler. "Yeah," responded a guy nearby, "there ought to be a sign reading ONE CAR, GO LIKE HELL." From there, talk turned to increasing LIRR service on the North Fork, to bus shelters along Main Road, to Cross Sound Ferry, to stop signs, and building and zoning violations. And then a question to Scott. Are you running again? The answer, as we hung on his words (and as Carson hung on Daddy's legs), was simply "Oh, you'll be sick of me after six years." I thought about that statement and our evening in a community room on the North Fork. You know, in a way, we (you and I) supervise the supervisors. That's just how it is in this country. Motorcoach Service between Westbound AM LIGHT The North Fork & New York City Summer Schedule Effective Sat., July 5 through Wed., Sept. 17, 2008 To Manhattan 7 Days 7 Days 9:30 11:30 9:35 11:35 9:40 11:40 9:42 11:42 9:50 11:50 10:00 12:00 10:05 12:05 10:10 12:10 10:20 12:20 10:25 12:25 10:30 12:30 10:35 12:35 10:40 12:40 10:45 12:45 7 Days 2:30 2:35 2:40 2:42 2:50 3:00 3:05 3:10 3:20 3:25 3:30 3:35 3:40 3:45 5:20 5:30 7 Days 4:00 4:05 4:10 4:12 4:20 4:30 4:35 4:40 4:50 4:55 5:00 5:05 5:10 5:15 6:50 7:00 READ DOWN PM BOLD Orient Point Orient Village East Marion Peconic Landing Greenport Southold Peconic Cutchogue Mattituck Laurel Jamesport Aquebogue Riverhead Tanger Outlet Mon Only -- -- -- -- 4:45 4:50 4:55 5:00 5:10 5:15 5:20 5:25 5:30 5:35 Mon thru Fri 7 Days -- -- -- 7:00 -- 7:05 -- 7:07 6:00 7:15 6:10 7:25 6:15 7:30 6:20 7:35 6:30 7:45 6:35 7:50 6:40 7:55 6:45 8:00 6:50 8:05 6:55 8:10 8:50 9:00 W Sun 7 Days Only 5:30 -- 5:35 -- 5:40 -- 5:42 -- 5:50 6:50 6:00 6:05 6:10 6:20 6:25 6:30 6:35 6:40 6:45 8:20 8:30 G W 7 Days 7:45 7:50 7:55 7:57 8:05 8:15 8:20 8:25 8:35 8:40 8:45 8:50 8:55 9:00 W Sun Only -- -- -- -- 9:50 10:00 10:05 10:10 10:20 10:25 10:30 10:35 10:40 10:45 * D E PA R T I N G And I've another supervisor, too, and that's what this is all about. Scott Russell is supervisor of Southold Town, my home. Now I don't see Super Scott on a regular basis so when I read he was holding community meetings in each of Southold's five hamlets, I decided to attend one � a Thursday night in Mattituck-Laurel Library was good for me. So off I went after an early dinner. The dishes were washed and put away. I was ready to be supervised. As were other North Forkers who assembled in the library's community room. I recognized Scott right away. He was the only guy wearing a suit and tie. And he was standing up front, as a supervisor will, while the rest of us were seated, waiting. Well, not all the rest of us. There was one young person who was standing, then sitting backwards on a chair, then lying absolutely still on the carpeted floor. Really. And he was smiling at us while we winked back at him. Carson Russell, the supervisor's 4-year-old son, had come to the meeting with his daddy. Dad explained that Mom was running a ARRIV. Eastbound D E PA R T I N G Sat Thurs, Fri AM LIGHT PM BOLD Only & Sat 7 Days Manhattan/86th 7:20 8:20 9:35 Manhattan/69th 7:25 8:25 9:40 Manhattan/59th 7:30 8:30 9:45 Manhattan/44th 8:00 9:00 10:00 Airport Connection 8:20 9:20 10:20 Tanger Outlet Riverhead Aquebogue Jamesport Laurel Mattituck Cutchogue Peconic Southold Greenport East Marion Orient Village Orient Point 9:40 9:45 9:50 9:55 10:00 10:05 10:15 10:20 10:25 10:35 10:45 10:50 10:55 10:40 10:45 10:50 10:55 11:00 11:05 11:15 11:20 11:25 11:35 11:45 11:50 11:55 11:40 11:45 11:50 11:55 12:00 12:05 12:15 12:20 12:25 12:35 12:45 12:50 12:55 ARRIVING � � Airport Connection 7:05 Manhattan 7:20 9:50 12:20 2:20 10:00 12:30 2:30 9:20 10:35 12:20 9:30 10:45 12:30 To North Fork READ DOWN * G 7 Days 3:20 3:25 3:30 4:00 4:25 6:15 6:20 6:25 6:30 6:35 6:40 6:50 6:55 7:00 7:10 7:20 7:25 7:30 Thur & Fri 4:20 4:25 4:30 5:00 5:25 * Wed 7 Days 7 Days 11:20 1:20 11:25 1:25 11:30 1:30 12:00 2:00 12:20 2:25 1:40 1:45 1:50 1:55 2:00 2:05 2:15 2:20 2:25 2:35 2:45 2:50 2:55 3:40 3:45 3:50 3:55 4:00 4:05 4:15 4:20 4:25 4:35 4:45 4:50 4:55 thru Sat 5:20 5:25 5:30 6:00 6:25 7:45 7:50 7:55 8:00 8:05 8:10 8:20 8:25 8:30 8:40 -- -- -- 7 Days 6:20 6:25 6:30 7:00 7:25 7 Days 7:50 7:55 8:00 8:30 8:50 8:10 -- -- -- 8:40 8:45 8:50 8:55 9:00 9:05 9:15 9:20 9:25 9:35 9:45 9:50 9:55 10:10 10:15 10:20 10:25 10:30 10:35 10:45 10:50 10:55 11:05 -- -- -- G This trip arrives approximately 20 minutes earlier on Saturday and Sunday. On select trips, North Fork passengers may be required to transfer in Manorville. The "Greenporter" Non-stop service to and from Greenport, available Eastbound on Thursday and Friday; Westbound on Sunday. Visit our website www.hamptonjitney.com 1146341 (631) 283-4600 (212) 362-8400 for Online Reservations, Information and Value Pack orders DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 48 www.danshamptons.com Dan's North Fork Buoy One Seafood Market & Restaurant 1175 West Main Street, Riverhead, 631-208-9737 Alexander Dumas remarked many years ago that `nothing succeeds like success' and this outwardly modest restaurant situated between Riverhead town center and Tanger Mall on Route 25 would totally qualify as a prime example of the truth of his adage. Seven years on from when co-owners Dave Giradi and Rob Pollifrone took over what was a fairly run down fish market and restaurant, Buoy One now ranks at the highest levels of seafood restaurants across Long Island and devoted patrons come from all part of Suffolk and Nassau Counties and even further beyond to enjoy seafood at its best. Dave is the Executive Chef and followed classical culinary school with time spent cooking in France and here he has trained a very good kitchen staff to prepare dishes to his standards at all times, very necessary for a restaurant that is open from 11 a.m. till late evening seven days a week throughout all the year no post summer shut down here, simply a move inside when the outdoor dining area becomes too cool. This also is a very family friendly place and the waitstaff are very helpful and professional. On a wonderful summer evening, we started with a bucket of delectable steamers something that to me epitomizes Long Island seafood. Then came one of their specialties, coconut shrimp. Dave adds a definite Asian flair to many of his dishes and these succulent very large coconut crusted shrimp went very Photo by Roy Bradbrook well with a tangy Thai style dipping sauce. We were also persuaded to try the panko crusted stuffed oysters, another specialty of the kitchen and even though I still affirm that oysters are meant to be eaten au naturel, they really were very good and we needed little or no persuasion to finish them off. For our main courses, Stella chose the striped bass which had great texture, perfect whiteness and intriguing tastes and she said that the accompanying whipped sweet potato was excellent. I chose the soft shell crabs and enjoyed the blend of crunchiness and softness and the delicate tastes of two of the plumpest and freshest tasting soft shell crabs I have ever enjoyed. Rob explained that they are dedicated "Chef Tom Lopez stands high among the ranks of the top chefs on Long Island." ~ Roy Bradbrook, Dan's Papers BEST BEST 2006 OF THE Restaurant at Est. 1930 The German & Italian Specialties to freshness and that they have twice daily supplies to ensure this freshness and they do not have a freezer on the premises. There are a number of desserts available each day and we enjoyed the warm molten chocolate cake that was light and full of good chocolate flavors. Also, if ice cream is your choice, just across the road is the famous Snowflake Ice Cream Shoppe with its multitude of home made flavors. With our meal we drank the tap beers, Blue Moon and Killians, both of which were great with our food. They have a short and well-priced wine list as well. Speaking of well priced, Rob told us that they deliberately did not put any of their prices up this year because they saw the tightening economic situation and wanted to keep the restaurant still affordable, especially as many of their customers come more than once a week. Appetizers range from $5.50 for crab cake to $17.97 for a very large bucket of steamers that would be enough for three or four. Main courses are from $13.95 to $24.95 for what must be the best Clam Bake on offer. For $24.95 you are served a good sized steamed or broiled lobster plus shrimp, steamers, mussels, vegetables and a baked potato - a real feast. Even though we did not have this treat on our visit, by sheer chance we were back here on our own the following day because our daughter and family were visiting over the Labor Day weekend and Stephanie had a great desire for lobster. At the end of her clambake she declared herself extremely well satisfied and looking for a return trip. On this visit the Thai glazed cod fish, the sesame crusted salmon and the swordfish were also declared winners and our two grand children tucked into their pasta dishes with relish. Buoy One does a high volume of take out orders and also specializes in offsite parties so everyone is kept very busy but they all seem very happy in what they are doing, which is another very important measure of success. -Roy Bradbrook Shrimp Scampi Authentic Sauerbraten known to Melt in your Mouth! BAYVIEW INN & RESTAURANT Peconic Bay... Gentle summer breezes... A Wraparound porch... And a summer menu of Chef Tom Lopez' latest inspirations... 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Sewing in the extension is particularly effective for adding length and changing the texture of hair, and is used often by African-American women. Fusing is a wonderful way of adding volume and or length. Think about it this way: sewing on extensions is like using a strip of false lashes on the eye. While fusing is more like applying individual lashes where desired. Both sewing and fusing are most often done by professionals. But the clip-on method is something you can do yourself with a minimum of skill. You can find clip-on extensions almost everywhere, occasionally even in T. J. Maxx and K-Mart. Jessica Simpson has her own brand. These clip-on strips of hair usually have a small comb attached to the strip � rather than a clip, and are made of synthetic hair rather than human. However, if you want a clip-on extension that is a better quality, or one made of human hair, Suzy Alvarez, principal hair and wig designer of City Opera at Lincoln Center suggests several sources. An online source is His Her Hair at hisandher.com. If you prefer to see, feel and match the color of your hair you can find a large selection of extensions at Helena, on West 31st Street between Sixth and Seventh Avenues. When choosing a color Alvarez suggests, "going a shade lighter than your natural hair color. This will give the illusion of dimension." If your main objective is to add length to your hair Alvarez says, "Always begin applying the extensions from the bottom first. Start near the hairline just above the nape of the neck." You will need to measure the extension to the shape and curve of your head and trim accordingly. If you want to add volume to layered hair you may need to trim the length of the hair on the extension so it's not longer than your natural layer. You can trim it by just snipping from the ends. If you think clip-on human hair extensions are something you're going to use often you may want to consider buying a canvas head block and stand. This way you can trim, wash and even curl these pieces of hair with an iron, something you could never do on synthetic hair. "The trick to putting the clip-on extension in your hair, and keeping it there, is getting the clip or comb close to the scalp," says Alvarez. She also cautions not to put any extensions near the sides or near the front hairline. This will add too much bulk and it will be easy to detect where the extension is. If you want to try extensions, experiment with the inexpensive synthetic versions. If you find you're hooked you may want to have some extensions pro- Without extensions fessionally applied. Those will last for weeks or even months and you can wash and style your hair as usual. But if you want some hair just for now, buy some and start practicing. With extensions Janet Flora writes lifestyle and beauty features, and is a former contributor to Make-up Artist and Health magazines. 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By Maria Orlando Pietromonaco There are enough diets out there to make your head spin. The Mediterranean Diet, the Atkins Diet, The South Beach Diet, and hundreds of others that promise slim figures, good health, the best methods, the easiest to follow, blah, blah, blah. Now, welcome to the diet menagerie The Hamptons Diet, where you can learn the "diet secrets of the rich, famous and thin." Hmmm. Dr. Fred Pescatore is the author of The Hamptons Diet, a regimen where "health meets style, the world-renowned Hamptons meet the Mediterranean." macadamia nut oil. The argument Dr. Pescatore makes is that macadamia nut oil has more monounsaturated fat (the good stuff) than olive oil, and is actually one of the highest sources of monounsaturated fats out of any food source. He's a big fan of macadamia nut oil and spends a lot of words on its benefits, uses, and distinctions between other oils. He advocates the use of it instead of any other oil, and basically any recipe that would usually call for olive oil or other oils you can replace with macadamia nut oil. The latter half of The Hamptons Diet is chock full of great sounding recipes, most incorporating macadamia nut oil somehow, someway. I'm all for trying new things, but I do wonder if in the end all of the dishes wind up tasting like a macadamia nut. The recipes span breakfast items, main dishes, salads, desserts and more, and include Montauk Shrimp, Quogue Kebobs, Southampton Scallops Provencal, and Gardiner's Zucchini Salad, Peconic Grilled Fish, and Weekend Halibut. All in all, the Hamptons Diet sounds like a decent concept, although you should always talk to your physician before starting any kind of different diet plan. If even just for the recipes, the book is a good piece of culinary literature to have around your Hamptons home. One final note: good luck trying to find macadamia nut oil in your local grocery store. But surprise, surprise. Dr. Pescatore now has his own company called MacNut Oil, where you can conveniently purchase macadamia nut oil online. Several years ago, as the Associate Medical Director of the Atkins Center for Complementary Medicine, there came a time when Dr. Pescatore realized that ALL FAT is NOT GOOD for you (really!). After years of research and study of diet and nutrition, with a particular interest in fats and oils, he discovered the differences between certain fats and how critical they were in a healthy diet. A summer resident of the Hamptons who has practiced in the area for years, Dr. Pescatore spawned his diet plan from the particular needs of his Hamptons clients. He stresses the fact that his diet is "indulgent," not depriving, complimenting the extravagant, decadent lifestyle of the people who live here. Any diet that encourages eating, I'm all ears. The Hamptons Diet is not far out by any means, not like some of the other ones out there like the cabbagesoup-only-for-seven-days, eat-as-much-protein-as-youcan-before-your-kidneys-fall-on-the-floor, or the calculator-scale-point method that melds food and math into an unappetizing duo. It is a food plan that advocates whole, natural foods that don't come in powder form and don't come with an instruction manual. Dr. Pescatore is a actually a proponent of the Mediterranean Diet, and in essence his plan follows most of the tenets of this much scrutinized diet that focuses on whole grains, fish, plenty of fruits and vegetables, and consuming most of your fats from monounsaturated sources. This diet in particular, according to certain studies, can help lower your risk of heart disease, diabetes, and high blood pressure, reduce inflammation and aid many other health conditions. Although it's true that people in Mediterranean countries have fewer instances of these health problems, the jury is still out as to whether lifestyle issues play a role. They are a little more physically active than us car-driving TV-watching pencil-pushing Americans. Among his top ten Hamptons diet rules are the avoidance of sugar, trans fats, simple carbs and certain oils, as well as the consumption of nuts, beans, whole grains, veggies, and more fatty fish, pretty much along the lines of the Mediterranean Diet. In a nutshell (no pun intended) the key difference is that the Mediterranean Diet advocates the use of olive oil, whereas the Hamptons Diet promotes the use of 1146178 DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 52 www.danshamptons.com Sports/Outdoors Behind Every Great Car is a Great Engine Behind, or most often, in front of every great car there has usually been a great engine. In fact, most of the great engines have also been visually appealing. The powerful engines of the lusty Duesenberg and delicate Bugattis of the `20s and `30s, besides being the current best of breed, were visual works of art with their chrome-plated and engine-turned details. There are many other important engines that certainly deserve accolades. Not in the same price class as the above-mentioned mills, but perhaps in a league of its own, is the Ford flathead V-8. First introduced in 1932 and remaining in production until 1954, it was the first mass-produced V-8 engine for a low-priced car. It had the distinction of being used in more race cars than any other engine. The V8s sold by the millions in Fords and Mercurys, from large trucks to little coupes, and virtually every hot rod of the period was powered by a Flathead V-8. Stock, they were available with 65 and 85 horsepower, but could be modified to develop upwards of 200 horsepower. With their valves buried inside their solid steel blocks, they were perhaps the quietest running engines ever built. In fact, when standing exhausts could be spotted poking out from the fresh painted cylinder block. A custom flathead was a delight for the car enthusiast's eye and, with the correct cherry bomb mufflers, had the right mellow V-8 rumble. In the same vein as the Ford, Chevrolet introduced its small block V-8 engine in 1955. Although late to the party, this iconic engine is still in production. In its most potent form, it can be found in the current Corvette. With its short stroke design and modern overhead valves, the small block Chevy became the engine of choice for the hot rod crowd. You can literally purchase parts and build one in pieces from many after-market manufacturers advertising in any hot rod publication. It is a mass produced American wonder, and there is nothing else quite like this engine in the world. Affordable, dependable and powerful. There is also no other engine that has the serious sound of a performance tuned small block Chevy with high compression cylinder heads and a hot cam at idle. The exhaust spits uneven sounds and lopes between rather high and low rpms. Don't stand close, it sounds like its going to bite. When discussing car motors, one cannot overlook the air-cooled motors of the Porsche 356 and 911 series. The original four-cylinder ones, which saw production from 1949 to 1969, were ground breaking if for no other reason than that they were air-cooled. Looking and sounding suspiciously like the same engines in a Volkswagen, it is a fact that they were stronger and beautifully built Volkswagen designs. Of course a Porsche, which then cost more than twice as much as a Volkswagen, happened to still be a bargain because it was a more advanced, high performance machine. These "Volkswagen" engines were highly modified by the Porsche factory to win many, many sporting events and those early Porsche racers had the reputation of being "giant killers," beating cars with much larger and more powerful engines. They were the start of the legend of Porsche. However, it was the six-cylinder air-cooled engine that appeared in the Porsche 911 in 1964 that lit up Porsche like a bolt of lighting. They are still in production and these magnificent engines have been developed every year to be the most dependable, most powerful six-cylinder engines ever produced. They inherited from the Ford flathead the distinction of being the engine that has won more races than any other in the world. Whereas the old four-cylinder Porsches had the muted whooshing fan exhaust sound of a clothes drier, the six-cylinder 911, at high rpm, has the spine-tingling wailing sound of ripping paper. A high-revving Porsche race car also emits about two feet of flame from its exhaust. Fierce and beautiful, that's the 911. My only complaint about Porsches is that you can't see that magnificent flat six engine because there's always a large stupid cooling fan in the way. For pure beauty and greatness, look to the Italians. There is simply no engine prettier than the little four cylinder 1300 to 2 liter aluminum engines in the little Alfa Romeos. Polish the cams covers and throw in a pair of 40DCOE with Weber carburetors, it's pure mechanical visual music. If the Alfa is singing a great tune, the Ferrari is playing a symphony with its V-12. Perhaps the greatest engine of all time is also the Carla Bruni of motors. At a car show, peek under the open hood of a Ferrari 1964 Lusso or a `67 Ferrari GTB-4. You will become a believer. Bob Gelber, an automotive journalist living in the Hamptons, appears regularly on television as an automotive expert. You can email him at email@example.com next to an idling flathead, with the hood open, all one can usually hear is the dual water pump belts spinning merrily around their allotted paths. Although rather pedestrian looking, there were literally hundreds of aesthetic modifications that were available for this engine. A fully dressed flathead V-8 sported polished aluminum cylinder heads, a performance intake manifold with three duces (carburetors) mounted on it. Those three carbs sported chrome individual air cleaners. Headers and dual DR. NANCY COSENZA DENTISTRY FOR CHILDREN TEENS & HANDICAPPED East End Tick & Mosquito Control Bo t an i ca l S o l u t i on s 631-287-TOTS Hampton Pediatric Dental Associates specializes in general dental care for young people. We believe that good dental habits started at a young age will last a lifetime. Our office is designed to make children (& their parents) feel comfortable in a situation that many adults choose to avoid! 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East Hampton Town councilman Brad Loewen, a commercial fisherman, feels the federal quotas are incorrect because they include catches from small boats and fixed traps. East Hampton Town is considering taking legal action on behalf of the commercial fishermen. Sports fishermen can still catch porgies (10 fish of a minimum of 10.5-inch length) until September 26. We haven't talked much about shell fishing this summer but shellfish are very important to our local bays and inlets because they act as filtration systems for the water. When clams and scallops are not around, the water quality suffers. The five East End towns, the Nature Conservancy, the Peconic Baykeeper, the Cornell Cooperative Extension, Suffolk County, Stony Brook and Long Island universities and the NY State Department of Environmental Conservation are working together to create shellfish spawning areas in local waters. For example, a scallop-seeding program in Orient Harbor has had some success and could be applied throughout the Peconics. (If you boat in the Peconic bays, it is a no-discharge zone so use pump-out stations to clean out discharge holding tanks.) Local fishing news from the Shinnecock Bay area this week includes a report of eight keeper-sized striped bass caught by one boat fishing on the east side of the Ponquogue bridge on the outgoing tide from 4 p.m. to 7 p.m. The Shinnecock Star last Sunday made three flukeside Napeague Harbor. fishing trips outside the inlet Manatees (sea cows) are and reports one of the best mammals usually found in days ever for fluking. Scott at warmer waters from the East End Bait and Tackle, Caribbean to the Gulf of Hampton Bays, says the final Mexico, so this one was way week of fluke fishing was off course and probably very great outside the Shinnecock lonely. Harvey also tells us inlet using bucktails. He that Mirry Hwang Capio weighed in a large 12-pound caught a 40-inch striped fluke. Sea bass are starting bass on a three-ounce to show up in the ocean just Hopkins lure just north of outside the inlet by the sea the Montauk Lighthouse at buoy (minimum size is 12 6 p.m. She also caught a 32inches and limit is 25 fish per inch striper and a 29-inch day). Surfcasters on the bluefish on the incoming ocean beaches are seeing tide. bonita mixing in with the Offshore fishing quieted bluefish. down last week but Star Ken Morse of Tight Lines Island Yacht Club, Tackle, Sag Harbor, weighed Montauk, weighed in two in two large fluke (11 and 12 big-eye tuna (282 pounds pounds) caught on a boat and 182 pounds) caught Mirry Capio and husband Cesar with the fishing south of Montauk, aboard the Sea Trader. The and surfcasters have been striped bass she caught surfcasting near final week of the fluking seathe Montauk Lighthouse. son was good for Montauk reeling in striped bass up to 26 party boat clients. Surfcasters and boat anglers pounds on the beaches north and south of Montauk also had a good week catching bluefish and striped Point. bass. Paulie's Tackle Shop, Montauk, weighed in a Linda at Jamesport Bait and Tackle tells us 23-pound striped bass caught off the Montauk there are bluefish throughout the Peconic Bays bluffs and a 28-pound striper caught off the rocks and big porgies off Gardiner's Island. Harvey on the south side of Montauk Point. Send fishing Bennett of Amagansett's Tackle Shop says one of questions or news to YeOldeSalt@aol.com his kayak fishermen was visited by a manatee out- 1194207 1195139 DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 54 www.danshamptons.com HOMELIFE X��? T �t�x�� perfectly balanced structure, and music that's built around a strong tonal center. The thought of it makes my brain happy � not order amid chaos, but creativity amid stability. Mozart is, in fact, a metaphor for what every child needs: a harmonious, stable, "centered" environment with caregivers who are flexible and creative enough to recognize and respond to the needs and motivations of the individual child. Of course I didn't think about this when we bought into the marketing and decided to play Mozart for our son. What the hell, couldn't hurt. And we enjoyed it, too. Because he is an only child, we were always challenged to find ways that he could engage himself without overdosing on Baby Einstein DVDs. Of course we didn't limit it to Mozart, but played all kinds of music: disco, the Beatles, opera, show tunes, progressive. One of the favorite elements of my childhood was being the youngest of eight, growing up in the `60s. My older siblings were into very different music. My By Susan Galardi Using Music to Focus the Mind, Inspire Creativity Here at Dan's Papers, a few editors find it easy, if not motivating, to work while they listen to music � including vocal music. It amazes me that people can write/edit words while listening to other words, but I respect my colleagues' work habits. On the other hand, I find it impossible to do any writing/editing when any kind of music is playing. (I'm forever grateful for the invention of headphones.) Surely, that's partly because I'm a professionally trained musician and listening for me is a very complicated matter. But I'm certain the other reason is because I just wasn't wired that way. Yes, this is part two of "Wiring the Adolescent Brain." In my last column, I talked about influencing a child's thought process by teaching him how to think. But there is another element to that: helping to stimulate a child's thought process and creativity by creating study/play/work habits to help him or her focus and be more productive. When we had our son five years ago, brain-stimulating suggestions had been the rage for at least a decade. Put black, white and red shapes over the crib; use flash cards; and for god's sake, play Mozart. There have been impressive studies about how Mozart, specifically, has been shown to stimulate brain function. I think it's because that within his classical order is tremendous variation. Mozart is the epitome of symmetry, with question/answer phrases, eldest sister listened to Barbra Streisand and Brazilian jazz. Another sister played folkie records of Theodore Bikel and Joan Baez. One sister and a brother sang Bob Dylan and Peter, Paul and Mary harmonies in a folk group. My mother listened to Herb Alpert. I don't know if any of it helped my thinking, but I'm a monster at "Name that Tune." So we did the same for our son, but because of my own brain workings, I tended to play instrumental classical music. We'd go into his playroom with him, put on a CD, engage him in an activity, then quietly leave the room. Invariably, he'd become engrossed in his cars and garage, building blocks, dinosaurs, and eventually bring us some contraption he'd created. It still works. When I need to do something else and need him NOT to watch videos, we go through the same routine. Did Mozart raise his IQ? I don't know. But now he knows that in high school and college it won't hurt to add "A Little Night Music" when he's burning the midnight oil. Kid's Calendar THIS WEEK MANGA CLUB � 9/5 � 3:30 p.m. At The John Jermain Memorial Library, 201 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049. ART WORKSHOP � 9/6 � 10-11 a.m. "Did You See My Pet?" A mixed media workshop with Karyn Mannix. $20. At Golden Eagle, 14 Gingerbread Ln., East Hampton. 631-3240603. AUTHOR READING � 9/6 � 2 p.m. Marion Margolis will read from her book Sit! Stay! Sign! At the Amagansett Free Library, 215 Main St., Amagansett. 631-267-3810. TEEN PROGRAMMING ADVISORY COMMITTEE � 9/10 � 3:30 p.m. At The John Jermain Memorial Library, 201 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049. NURSERY RHYME TIME � 9/9 � 10:30 a.m. At the East Hampton Library, 159 Main St., East Hampton. 631324-0222. BOOK TALKS � 9/10, 4 p.m., ages 13-18. 9/11, 4 p.m., ages 9-12. At The John Jermain Memorial Library, 201 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049. ART WORKSHOPS � 9/11, 18, 25 and 10/5 � 10-10:45 a.m. For children ages 2 and 3. At The Parrish Art Museum, Southampton. 631-283-2118, ext. 40 or visit parrishart.org. JACKSON POLLOCK DRIP PAINTING FAMILY WORKSHOP � Every Thursday, Friday and Saturday, 1011:30 a.m. Tour and explore the Pollock Krasner house. Call 631-329-2811 for more information and to make a reservation. KIDS KARAOKE � Every Saturday and Sunday, 5-7 p.m. At Regulars Music Caf��, 1271 North Sea Rd., Southampton. 631-287-2900. DRIBBL � Basketball programs for kids. Dribbl at the Beach for boys and girls grades K-5 every Sunday, 9-10:20 a.m., at the Southampton Town Recreation Center. Sysinc.org. AFTER SCHOOL ART �At The Parrish Art Museum, Southampton. 631-283-2118, ext. 40 or visit parrishart.org. MOMMY AND ME � Every Friday from 10-11:30 a.m. for pre-school children and their parents/caregivers. At the Montauk Library, Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631324-4947. MUSIC TOGETHER BY THE DUNES � A music and movement program for children newborn through age 5 and their parents/caregivers. Every Monday and Tuesday morning at the Dance Centre of the Hamptons in Westhampton Beach, every Thursday morning at the Southampton Cultural Center and every Friday morning at SYS on Majors Path in Southampton. 631-764-4180. Send all events for the kids' calendar to firstname.lastname@example.org by Friday at noon. ONGOING PUPPET SHOWS � At Goat on a Boat Puppet Theatre. Goatonaboat.org. Located on Rte. 114 and East Union Street, behind Christ Episcopal Church in the parish hall, Sag Harbor. 631-725-4193. LIL COWPOKES PONY CLUB � Every Saturday from 10 a.m.-2 p.m. for ages 3 and up. Learn about animals and how to ride a pony. At Amaryllis Farm Equine Rescue, 93 Merchants Path, Southampton. 631-537-7335. ART BARGE � Open Monday-Friday, 9 a.m.-4 p.m., beginning in June. Offers a weekly children's studio programs and the Children's Art Carnival. Theartbarge.com. COOL MOVES! THE ARTISTRY OF MOTION � An interactive arts-and-science exhibit. Also on display, through December 1, "Go Green." At the Children's Museum of the East End, 376 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8250. S. Galardi Music Together By the Dunes c r y e Music Classes for Newborns to Age 5 AND THE ADULTS WHO LOVE THEM! Enroll Now-Classes in: � Quogue � Southampton � Westhampton Beach Call for more information & registration Ina Ferrara, Center Director (631) 764-4180 www.mtbythedunes.com 1145849 Registration going on NOW for Fall Session. This is a year round program with four semesters, including the summer 1147736 DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 55 www.danshamptons.com House/ home Design & D�cor Earthly Delights By April Gonzales Too Much Water: What to Do if Your Cup Runneth Over This has been one of the most spectacular Augusts I have ever experienced in decades. No one has complained about the weather, the heat and the humidity, even the farmers were happy. The regular thunderstorms and the associated rain kept the air clear and crisp just like the most gorgeous part of September. Only the dogs minded these rattling weather events that occasionally shook the house. They headed for the basement every afternoon when the clouds rolled in, another convenience that allowed us to get our garden chores done, one of which was not watering. The frequent thundershowers saved us a lot of time, and hose dragging. Pots did not start to dry out after two days in the sun, hydrangeas rarely drooped in the mid afternoon heat. It was a relief to have one less thing to worry about and everything was so lush. But there was one curious side affect of all the rain. In the old crab apple orchard, water would collect in the tree ring around the base of one of the apples and it would not drain into the soil. Moss started to grow rather robustly on the trunk of the tree. I scooped out the water and scraped out some mud. I was concerned about the bottom of the tree trunk rotting or the roots around the tree drowning. There needs to be a certain amount of air in soil for plants to breath, so to speak. Although the chemical and structural relationship of plants to soil is more complex that that, without air pockets in the soil, the ground becomes stagnant and smells, roots cannot take up nutrients and die off. The apples were planted in rows over 15 years ago and it would be impossible to replace one and have it match. As with most horticultural problems this all began with the soil, but it was a deductive process and several experiments that lead us to the real culprit. I had a conversation with the pool cleaners first. He claimed not to have been draining the pool filter into that orchard, but had put the hose off in a different direction as he had noticed the water build up himself a week earlier. In years past we had put a dry well in for them that would take up any excess water and clear up an occasionally swampy low spot that was near a white pine. The pine itself had gotten chlorotic, meaning it turned yellow at various periods over time, but we seemed to be able to remedy that with nutrients. So we put a drain in the tree ring to siphon off the water from around the base of the tree. The soil began to go anaerobic with the lack of oxygen and it stank, so we removed some of that too. After this, once the irrigation came on or it rained we found that our drain worked very well for the apple tree, but now the edge of the garden began to fill up with water and it was not draining either. Now mosquitoes started to breed in the stagnant water. In light of the frequent rains, the increased shade of the crab apple canopies that had spread over the years and the continued build up of water, we decided to turn off the irrigation for a while. Then we changed the irrigation heads to a lighter spray with less gallons per hour. More water collected, the lawn got swampy with more rains, when the grass got cut the mower wheels left muddy tracks. We turned the irrigation off again. Finally we looked in the dry well that had been installed so many years ago. To our amazement it was full of water. When we had originally dug down 5' through the topsoil we had never hit sand, the bottom of the dry well itself sits just above the very top layer of the water table. And that water table had risen dramatically with all the rain, which is why the lawn and the tree ring around the apple weren't draining, the water could not soak into the ground because the ground was already soaked. More than likely this water build up was also responsible for the chlorosis of the pine in the past when the ground water level increased, but not to the S. Galardi same extent we were now experiencing. Finally a contractor who had excavated extensively in the area explained to me that there is a layer of clay underneath the topsoil, evidenced by all the natural ponds in the area. I remember hitting this clay at another location not far away one year. It is grey and smells like a marsh and in this case, it acts as a natural pond liner. The English used to use puddling to create ponds out of clay. They would lay clay down in successive layers and then walk horses back and forth over it to compact it, thus sealing the pond liner. The clay layer under the pine and the crabapples was either a former marsh or was laid down by the glacier, but either way it was acting like a water proof barrier that held in all this year's rain. What To Do Now: Don't let the veggie garden go even if you are not in town. Allowing tomatoes to rot only means you will be weeding them out next year, and encouraging slugs in to feed on the overflow of cucumbers is not a good idea either. 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Keep in mind that this person will have a key to your home. Will they be available for daily routines as well as planned vacations? Are they or the company they work for available to take calls seven days a week and will calls be returned the same day? What training and experience have they had especially with your breed or type of pet? Do they have a back-up plan if they are not able to fulfill their obligation? Do they have a contract explicitly detailing services and charges? Put in writing anything extra that is agreed on. Being as careful as I am, my advice would be to actually do a trial run. I would have the walker or sitter I choose come on a day that I'm home to perform the services I would request if I wasn't home. If you really want to know what goes on when you're not there, get a Nanny Cam. Look for signs your pet might show afterwards. Are they depressed, frightened, shaky, not eating or acting unusual in any way? There goes the red flag! Did you know only humans are capable of making an informed decision to ignore their instincts? If you have a bad feeling about leaving your pet with someone, find someone else. Questions? Thoughts? Email email@example.com The number of households with dogs, cats, birds, fish and other pets is growing continually. With that has come four distinct services of some of the fastest growing industries in the United States. Dog walking, pet sitting, doggie daycare and pet hotels are the new solutions to the old dilemmas of "What do we do with Wolfie or Little Phoebe when we go on vacation?" As well as "Who's going to walk the dog or give the cat his medicine if I go back to work?" There are wonderful choices out there if you find the right person, and that's exactly what I want to talk to you about. You will be told any story you want to hear about how great someone is with animals and how much they love them and want to devote their lives to taking care of other people's pets but like anything else, beware before you bite! Let's talk about the first two � dog walking and pet sitting. These are designed to lessen the anxiety felt by pets that are left behind when family is away. They are still in their own home where they can maintain the comforts of their own surroundings and continue their usual routine for meals and walks. That's where the dog walker comes in. Pet sitters perform services above and beyond that of the walker. They will give medications, meals, baths, brushings, and playtimes and chauffeur your pet to the vet or groomer. Some pet sitters are also house sitters and what that means is they will water plants, take in the mail and actually sleep in your home if that's what you prefer. The first thing you want to do is conduct an inter- view in your home. How this person reacts to your pet and vice versa are really important. But also listen to what they comment on, and not just the answers to your formal questionnaire. Are they patronizing or do they have their own opinion? How do they feel about discipline? What happens if your dog urinates in the house? Do they expect the perfect pet because as we all know, no one is perfect, even the dog? Do they have experience with animal first aid training, or vet tech experience? That would be a definite plus. Can they administer medications, if needed? What is their emergency strategy? Then follow with the routine questions. Do they have at least three references you can contact? That doesn't mean family or friends; so be careful. I would like at least one veterinarian referral. Someone in A reputation for trust is just one of the reasons Pulver Gas has been serving the East End since 1924, and has grown to be the largest supplier of propane in the area. 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Known as "The Human Jukebox" and armed with a repertoire of what's estimated to be more than 2,000 songs, both originals and covers (LaBeef doesn't have an exact number, but says it's "enough to play two or three months of shows and not be short on songs"), he's one of the last great figures of the early rock `n' roll era that spawned other classic artists such as Elvis Presley, Johnny Cash and Chuck Berry. "We've been in the business of American roots music, gospel, swing � the whole bit � for a very long time," he said. LaBeef will be coming to the East End September 6, playing the annual Beach Blast on Shelter Island, where he'll be backed up by the North Fork's Gene Casey and The Lone Sharks. "We always have a great time when we're out there," he said. And at 6'7" tall, with infectious energy and a reputation for putting on a great live show, the Beach Blast, which benefits The Island Gift of Life Foundation and Camp Quinipet, is not a show to be missed. LaBeef knows how to play to the audience, getting them on their feet. "You have to know how to move them. They love the boogie woogie. So I just play the down home blues, some Hank Williams, western swing, some Rosetta Thorpe, some foot stomping, hand clapping gospel." "The guys from The Lone Sharks are honored," said Joe Lauro, part-time bassist for The Lone Sharks and founder of the Beach Blast. "He's the real thing. He's one of the last guys standing of the original honkytonk era. It's an honor to have one of our forefathers on stage with us." Born in Arkansas, LaBeef moved to Texas to pursue a career in music, releasing a dozen rockabilly singles in the `50s. He shared the stage with many classic artists from the roots of American rock and roll and country, such as Roy Orbison, Little Richard, grown tired of doing shows." LaBeef has and, to this day, will play anywhere � from large venues to casinos to small, roadside bars. And not only does he traverse America on a regular basis, he also has a legion of fans in Europe, who, perhaps, appreciate American roots more than Americans do. "They still listen to Chuck Berry, Buddy Holly, all that stuff, over there," he said. "They still play as though it's still current and support it. They don't take it for granted." The Beach Blast, an annual event on Shelter Island for more than 20 years, will be held at Wades Beach from 3 p.m. to 12 a.m. The cover charge is $10. Other bands performing are Matty Liot and the Big Up, The Blaggards, The Dixons and The Moonlighters. The Lone Sharks, with LaBeef, will also perform at an after party at The Dory at midnight. For more information, go to sleepylabeef.com or sibeachblast.com Sleepy LaBeef and JoeLauro Carl Perkins, Jerry Lee Lewis, Waylon Jennings and Wanda Jackson, in addition to Presley, Cash and Berry � the list reads as a Who's Who roster of American music. Releasing singles and albums on a variety of different labels, LaBeef at a point was putting out records on the famed Sun Records. His albums have always been critically successful, with some achieving chart success, such as his singles "Every Day" and "Blackland Farmer," a top 20 hit. In 2000, he charted again with the song "Detour." LaBeef is set to release a new album, Sleepy LaBeef Roots, on Ponk Records, with a DVD, and for avid record collectors, a limited release on vinyl. "I hope to have it out by the time we're in New York," he said. "And I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I'm very excited about it." At the height of his touring, LaBeef would do as many as 300 shows a year, making the road his home and also. "Now we do about 125. That's enough," he said, adding that he spends more time at home with his family now. "But we love to do it. We've never "MIRACLES DO HAPPEN. `FROZEN RIVER' IS ONE OF THEM. 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However, if you are easily upset by unconventional takes on religion, closed-minded people who say racist things and a stream of vulgarities so hard and fast that new epithets are actually being generated before your eyes, this film is definitely not for you. But keep in mind, before you say yea or nay to this flick � every nasty moment turns out to be mere potholes on the way to a better place for the film's characters, who dare to take a chance. It starts with the star Steve Coogan (who gives such a bursting, unbridled performance that this movie could be re-titled Coogan Unleashed) playing failed actor/director/everything else Dana Marschz � pronounced "Mar-ss-ss-zz" � an innocent soul who has culled an absolute love for acting from his need for therapy. Without any marked success on his resum�, he's been reduced to a drama teacher in a Tuscon, Arizona high school. With his class of two devoted students, Rand and Epiphany (Skylar Astin and Phoebe Strole), Marschz struggles to hold on to his love of acting by directing his duo in terrible play after play � which are all adapted from popular Hollywood films � only to receive vicious criticism from the 14-year-old theatre critic for the high school newspaper. Meanwhile, his wife, Brie (Catherine Keener), is a bubbling, loathing, barelypassive/aggressive time bomb who wants to have a baby in the worst way. But Dana keeps it all in check...until the school forces a group of underprivileged Latino students to take his course. You're right, if you smell parody -� except that the teacher himself also recognizes this as a To Sir With Love and Dangerous Minds-type situation. He comes at the new kids with fervor to pique their interest in the craft of acting, but finds it a lost cause until he's advised to try something more original than a stage to flex his funny in almost every frame. Coogan really comes through on this. His Dana Marschz is sweet and honest, yet he's barely treading the water with his addictions and convictions. The whole time, he mugs and postures, while delivering every line with poise, even when he slips and curses out whomever's nearby. As for the rest of the cast, Keener is awesome as a woman who loves but painfully hates her husband, cursing him with words of love sandwiched in. And as for Shue, she does a really funky job of playing herself as a Hollywood insider who wants to get out. Look for a brief, but over-the-top, turn by Amy Poehler ("Saturday Night Live," Baby Mama) as well as a great job by the young cast who basically plays it straight next to the bizarre adults who populate this movie. Unfortunately, there are slightly long moments with laughs, and one student, in particular, has a problem that the script glosses over so quickly that it's weird to see his burning issue suddenly abate. But, where this movie shines is in its need to shock in addition to its ability to inspire � once it shows that it really does have a mission statement. The movie is certainly odd by mainstream movie standards, but unlike the tiny plays that play in Lower Manhattan to the choir already converted, this one is playing in multiplexes across the country. It seems like this film has a very rare opportunity to interject some counter-culture and out-of-the-box thinking into the minds of the masses, with rapid-fire humor and a thoughtful conclusion. Like the beginning of the page says, it's an important film � just be ready for some really whacked-out stuff. Ian Stark is a frequent TV and radio commentator on the film industry, and consults with private organizations on their collections. He is widely published on film and other arts/culture topics. version of Sandra Bullock's The Lake House. Completing an idea he had blown off earlier in his life, he tells the class that they will be appearing in Hamlet 2. For those not familiar with Hamlet, er, 1, it's a very well known fact that everyone dies at the end of Shakespeare's tale. But, armed with a wish that Hamlet just wasn't so darn depressing, he gives his students a play that involves a time machine, Jesus Christ, the Devil and many others � all dressed in sex and foul-mouthedness. And before long, Marschz and his players turn the whole city on its ear. However, the plan also affects the life of the teacher, the students, the community and actress Elisabeth Shue (can't give it away, sorry) in good ways and bad. What may not be obvious so far is that this movie is very silly � slapstick and immature at times � but it's presented with a deft touch, so prepare to laugh for almost the entire movie. Coogan, who usually takes on minor, yet hilarious, roles (like in Tropic Thunder or Night at the Musuem), here gets a chance Not for Kids Lots of Cursing A Song About "Sexy Jesus" MOVIES Schedule for the week of Friday, September 5 to Thursday, September 11. Movie schedules are subject to change. Always call to confirm shows and times. MONTAUK MOVIE (+) (631-668-2393) Mamma Mia (PG-13) � Fri., Sun.-Thurs. 7, 9:15 Sat. 9:15 Long Island Film Festival � Sat. 1, 4, 6:15 GREENPORT THEATER (631-477-8600) Call for movies and show times. SAG HARBOR CINEMA (+) (631-725-0010) A Girl Cut in Two (NR) � Fri.-Thurs. 6 Transsiberian (R) � Fri., Mon.-Thurs. 8:10 Sat.-Sun. 4, 8:10 HAMPTON ARTS (+) (631-288-2600) Tropic Thunder (R) � Fri. 5:30, 7:45 Sat. 2:30, 5, 7:30, 9:30 Sun. 2:30, 5, 7 Mon.-Thurs. 7 Vicky Cristina Barcelona (PG-13) � Fri. 6, 8:15, Sat. 2:30, 4:45, 7, 9:15 Sun. 2:30, 4:45, 7 Mon.-Thurs. 7 UA EAST HAMPTON (+) (631-324-0448) Call for movies and show times. 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How could you possibly believe that a film or musical could succeed, when its premise is that an unscrupulous theater producer could make a fortune by staging a musical with no chance of success and after it quickly closed enjoy the money that well meaning investors had put into the show? Oh, and while they're at it, ensure that throughout the show you make very non-PC and very funny jokes about almost every nationality, profession and sexual persuasion you can think of, including Americans, Germans, Brits, Irish, blacks, gays, Swedes, Jews, wealthy elderly women with strong sexual appetites and then, to cap it all off, make Adolf Hitler and the Nazi Party an integral part of the plot. Can you imagine going to the heads of a film studio or a theater group to pitch this? Well, if you're Mel Brooks you can � and you can also get approval for it. And thank goodness he did, because this is a very funny show � unless you are so PC that the humor passes you by. This type of farce relies on a cast that knows how to time every moment, because those silent, pregnant pauses when you instinctively know what the characters are thinking are vital. I enjoyed this Gateway production as much as, if not more than, when I saw it on Broadway. Michael Kostroff, as the wily producer Max Alice in Wonderland. You just wonder how long that last fingernail will be in sight! The scene where Roger runs the show by his `executive team' for approval is one of the funniest, culminating in a conga line with moves to remember. Christine Cherry plays Ulla, the Swedish ing�nue, who wants to be a star. She captivates both Max and Leo and who could blame them, for she really is gorgeous and relieves Leo of the need for his worry blanket. Jessica Sheridan, nicknamed, "Hold Me Touch Me," is hilarious yet scary as Max's prime theatrical angel, as she leads the determined group of sex-starved elderly women who finance his shows. Their dance routine with walkers is another sight for the ages! The staging works very well and the choreography by Matthew Vargo keeps the show moving at a very fast pace. In the mood of irreverence engendered by Mel Brook's show, the teaming of Max and Leo, with all of the accompanying glitter and glitz and their intricate maneuverings, were eerily reminiscent of the current presidential political conventions and the comparisons were alarming � you can use your own political leanings to decide which party it brought to mind when Leo and Max triumphantly declare, "We Can Do It!" But Gateway certainly has done it with another raging success that deserves full houses who should go home giving thanks for the quirky genius of Mel Brooks every night. Bialystock and Adam Wylie as a nerdy, introverted accountant complete with his `worry blanket,' who ends up wanting to wear a Broadway producer's hat, really make the word synergy meaningful and are reminiscent of Laurel and Hardy at their greatest. Steven Ted Beckler plays the almost demented neoNazi, Franz Libkind, complete with performing pigeons, with frenetic enthusiasm. David Edwards, as the flamboyantly gay director, Roger DeBris, has an opening entrance to savor while Garth Kravits, superbly over the top as his camp assistant Carmen Ghia, specializes in exits seemingly taken directly from Lewis Carroll's Cheshire Cat in v ack t v eat The Good Rats Keep Up the Good Fight Rolling Stone magazine probably put it best: The Good Rats are America's greatest unknown band. The Good Rats have been a Long Island institution since they formed in 1969 � nearly 40 years ago � despite never quite making it on the national scene. Now, with a legion of fans in the tri-state area, they're getting some of the attention and accolades they deserve, as they're set to be inducted into the Long Island Music Hall of Fame in October, alongside artists such as Barbara Streisand, Simon and Garfunkel and Pat Benatar. "It's quite an honor, considering who else is going to be there," said Peppi Marchello, who founded the band and continues to perform under the Good Rats name with new members, including his son, Gene. "It's good company to be among." And before the induction ceremony, The Good Rats line-up will be performing at the Artful Dodger in Westhampton Beach on Saturday, Sept. 6. "Some of our fans hang out there and told [the venue] about us," said Marchello. The group started out playing mostly covers before eventually writing their own music, which fuses a classic rock feel with jazz, pop and even hard rock at times. During the `70s, they were an integral part of the thriving Long Island music scene, alongside bands such as Twisted Sister and Zebra, playing at now long gone venues such as The Attic and My Father's Place. In 1974, they signed with Warner Bros., releasing their most popular album, Tasty, that August. Then a shake-up at the label found The Good Rats being dropped just four months later, in December, when Warner let go all artists selling less than 50,000 records. The band released a series of albums on smaller albums between 1976 and 1980, but despite having many other bands as fans (future well known acts, such as Bon Jovi, members of Poison and U2 have told Marchello personally how much The Good Rats' music meant to them) they never made it at a national level. "And there's one reason for it: Lack of support," said Marchello, who said Warner and other labels simply didn't work hard enough to get them the radio airplay the group needed to take their musical career up a notch. "We sold more records in this area than most of the big artists. People always say, `You guys should have been doing this' or `You guys should have been doing that.' But now it is what it is. I'm just amazed we were never part of the national scene." During the 10 years they played together, the group performed at Madison Square Garden, Central Park, Nassau Coliseum, the Hammerstein Odeon in England and many more large venues and festivals around the world. They shared the stage � both headlining and opening � with groups such as Rush, Journey, Aerosmith and the Grateful Dead. The group eventually parted ways because of the frustration of seeing bands that opened for them move up the ranks in the music industry, while they stayed where they were. "It was the curse of the rats," Marchello said. "Everyone who opened for us became famous." But, he added, "We're very proud of the 10 years we played together." Members of The Good Rats went on to play with Kiss, Billy Joel and Twisted Sister. Ironically, these days, with the record industry By Tiffany Razzano crumbling because of internet downloading, legal and otherwise, the Internet is actually helping The Good Rats reach out to new fans around the world. "Since the Internet came around, we find we have pockets of fans in places like Finland and Argentina," Marchello said. "I still get royalties from all sorts of weird countries." And, in 2001, Marchello and the group's new lineup nearly had a second chance at making it in the record industry, when a label wanted to sign them to release their song "Let's Have Another Beer." At the time, Baha Men's "Who Let the Dogs Out" was a huge success and labels were looking for the next catchy novelty song. But then, September 11 happened. "The label told us, `You can't put out a festive song at a time like this,'" he said. "Wrong place, wrong time." Still, with family, friends and fans making a video for the song, it's become a bit of an Internet sensation on Youtube and fans of all ages are drawn to it. "If you're over 30 it's depressing, but if you're under 30 it's just about drinking beer," Marchello said. "It's humorous and depressing, kind of like `The Sopranos.'" But don't think Marchello is bitter. For him it's all about the music and he's grateful he's been able to make music his life. "I still get to go out there and it makes me feel terrific," he said, adding that the band play at least 100 shows a year still. "I've always been and always will be a Good Rat." For more information, go to goodrats.com. If you're a band or musician interested in being featured in our new music column, email firstname.lastname@example.org. DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 60 www.danshamptons.com DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 61 www.danshamptons.com NEW NEW Average White Band The Funk Is In the House.. International Megastar... Zucchero AGA-BOOM Original & Hilarious... Friday, Sept 12, 8pm Generously sponsored, in part, by Mary & Frank Skillern Friday, Sept 26, 8pm Saturday, Oct 11 Noon & 4 pm Susan Tedeschi Blues Powerhouse... Sunday, Oct 12, 8pm Steve Tyrell One Cool Cat... Aimee Mann Haunted Illusions Starring Master Magician David Caserta Magical Halloween Spectacular... Friday, Oct 31, 8pm Beautiful Singer... Songwriter... Musician... Saturday, Nov 1, 7pm NEW Derek Trucks Band Guitar Phenom... THE Sunday Sept 14, 8pm NEW Judy Collins A Living Legend... AN EVENING WITH Saturday, Nov 8, 8pm ee Mann writes and sings about low With a voice of an angel and a blithe spirit, Aim enigma, her elegant melodies are offset emotional tides and high moral ground. A true e. On tour with her latest CD, @#x%x! by a little gallows humor and introspective vers sy will have you grinning all night! Smilers, Aimee's languid style and innate whim Saturday, Nov 15, 8pm Paper Bag Players Michael Feinstein 50th Anniversary Show.. America's Ambassador of Song.. Canadian Brass A Family Holiday Tradition.. Joe Bonamassa Best Blues Guitarist... Friday, Nov 28, 3pm Saturday, Nov 29, 8pm Friday, Dec 12, 8pm Saturday, Apr 4, 2009, 8pm Main Stage Sponsor 3 Ways to Purchase Tickets We Thank Our Media Sponsors www.whbpac.org BOX OFFICE: 76 Main St. WHB ONLINE: PHONE: 631.288.15OO 1147691 Funding provided, in part, by Suffolk County, under the auspices of The Office of Cultural Affairs, Steve Levy, County Executive. DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 62 www.danshamptons.com SAVANNA'S PREZZO FISSO Sunday to Friday Three Courses - $27 1147731 1194248 (631) 725-5858 BSMITH.COM Serving Dinner from 6:00 PM - Closed Tues & Wed ATTO M The Hampton's hot spot Turtle Crossing Ribs! Wraps! `Ritas! "Islands Best BBQ." NY Times matto \MA-toe\, adjective, Italian: mad, insane, crazy. Eat-IN CARRY-OUT Catering Ristorante � Bar At Matto, we cook up our own "mad" variations of Italy's favorites. Turn your experience of Italian food upside-down -- Buon Appetito! Open year-round � Lunch, Dinner, Catering & Take-out � Available for Private Parties 104 North Main Street � East Hampton, NY 11937 restaurant 631.329.0200 � take-out 631.329.0255 fax 631.329.0224 � web www.mattorestaurant.com Have The Turtle Cater your Next Party weddings, rehearsal dinner, backyard bbq or kiddle birthday party Dinner Thursday thru Monday lunch saturday & sunday 1147011 Friday Night Live Music 221 Pantigo rd (rt 27) EH Happy Hour from 6-8 324-7166 Fax 324- 7253 1195132 FOOD IS LOVE 221 Pantigo Road (Rt 27) East hampton www.turtlecrossing.com 1147882 ENJOY THE BEST WATERFRONT DINING IN THE HAMPTONS The menu is inspired by the abundance of local produce and seafood e s * * Thursdays-Wine lovers Night* * 1/2 Price off Wines (Bottles & Glass) 2 e f s s 5 Course Prix Fix All Week � $40.00 P. Person e x x l k 0 . y n Friday Latin Night , k Dance, Drink & Eat l 2 f s 1/2 Off Mojitos A ll Night Saturday Night y y r Happy Hour 11:00pm-1:00am y x x Sunday Prix Fix Brunch 85 N. Ferry Road * Shelter Island, NY 11964 5 . y d r , Y Late Night Menu Now Available (After 11:00pm) New York Times - "Very Good" Newsday - "New England in the Hamptons" canal cafe Waterfront Dining 44 Newtown Road, Hampton Bays on Shinnecock Canal Arrive by boat, reserve a slip when you book your dinner reservation OPEN 7 NIGHTS FROM 5PM 631-723-2155 THE INN SPOT ON THE BAY 32 Lighthouse Rd Hampton Bays 728-1200 1145714 1147693 Open for lunch & dinner Closed Tuesday 1145150 631-749-5091 a Hamptons classic since 1994 KARAOKE Thu Sep 4 @9pm THE GOOD RATS Sat Sep 6 @10pm ex��t��t�� 9 T��t�|v _���zx Voted Top 20 Restaurants on Long Island By Newsday 2007 BEST BEST OF THE Open every day 6am-7pm or later call ahead on your way to the beach! Three Course $30 prix fixe e e 0 x Wednesday - Monday nights from 5pm - 6pm 1147692 Espresso Bar ~ Bakery ~ Juice Bar ~ Coffee Roastery Full-Service Caf� Outdoor Seating :HVWKDPSWRQ%HDFK288-4480 :DWHU0LOO726-2633 (on the Six Corners Roundabout) (next to The Green Thumb) www.hamptoncoffeecompany.com 1194434 726-2606 WATERMILL SQUARE SUITE 5A 760 MONTAULK HIGHWAY 194 Mill Road 869 Montauk Highway 1194441 � HCC. Photo by Charles Schmidt (soleiart.com). 1142134 Long Wharf at Bay St. Sag Harbor, NY 11963 268 ELM STREET SOUTHAMPTON 631-283-0202 MATTO DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 63 www.danshamptons.com Dining and Nightlife Simple Art of Cooking Silvia Lehrer Amish Paste, Matt's Wild Cherry at Tomato Taste-Off Quail Hill Community Farm in Amagansett, a stewardship project of the Peconic Land Trust, held its annual Great Tomato Taste-Off on Saturday, August 30. The day began a little drizzly yet well over 100 cheerful participants braved the threatening weather to come to taste and rate 52 varieties of tomatoes � taking their deliberations quite seriously. Several picnic tables were set up on the vast lawn of the farm. Each table held 6-8 tomato varieties marked by a number and a name. A volunteer table attendant cut up tomatoes as fast as she or he could to satisfy the deluge of tasters. Tomatoes ranged in size from tiny cherries to ovals and traditional rounds, from yellow to deep reds and reddish green to deep mahogany. Matt's Wild Cherry, a tiny bright red tomato packed with sweet full flavor won first place � it was my pick, too, but I missed on some other top picks. Among the top choices was a zebra-skinned green tomato with a sweet zingy flavor, called � what else, Green Zebra. One table held sauce tomatoes � my personal favorite was Amish Paste, which made it on the list of the top 15 varieties. According to farm member and volunteer organizer Jane Weissman, the taste-off ratings allow Quail Hill to select from these diverse varieties for planting next season. Scott Chaskey, farmer, is the guiding force behind Quail Hill Community Farm. Chaskey grew up in the suburbs of Buffalo, New York. He went off to England to get a graduate degree and worked as a gardener to earn extra money. The innate feeling he had for gardening was an epiphany, which eventually led him to Quail Hill. Earlier, through his East End artist inlaws, he learned about CSA, community supported agriculture, who participated in a small 10-family farm on Butter Lane in 1988. How times have changed � if you were to drive down Butter Lane in Bridgehampton today, glorious homes can hardly be seen through the hedgerows. For Chaskey, Quail Hill is a community CSA project, yet growing vegetables is just one part of the story. For him an event such as the Great Tomato Taste-Off is building community, educating the public about preserving the land, about organic � but it isn't just about organic; it's about taking care of the soil and keeping it sustainable. Readers of this column know that I share Chaskey's passion for the land and for eating locally. Tantalize your taste buds with sweet vine-ripened tomatoes while the season lasts! Katie Baldwin, Quail Hill Farm sliced cucumber, scallions and parsley. Season to taste with salt and pepper. Add vinegar and oil and gently toss to mix. Can be prepared ahead, refrigerated for several hours or overnight. Serve at room temperature. RED, YELLOW AND ORANGE HEIRLOOM TOMATO SALAD Heirloom tomatoes team up with shavings of Parmesan for a colorful late summer salad. Just dress with good quality vinegar and oil and a scattering of basil chiffonade. Serves 4-6 1 each large ripe red, yellow and orange heirloom tomatoes 2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil 1 tablespoon balsamic or sherry wine vinegar Coarse (kosher) salt and freshly ground pepper Shavings of Parmesan cheese from a solid chunk 1/2 cup fresh basil chiffonade 1. Rinse and dry tomatoes and slice about 1/2 inch thick. Alternate the colorful slices on a serving platter. Season tomatoes with salt and pepper then drizzle with olive oil in a thin stream to coat and sprinkle with vinegar. Scatter Parmesan shavings and basil over the top and serve. TOMATO AND ONION SALAD WITH SPICY VINAIGRETTE Highly flavored vinaigrette adds spice to this seasonal tomato salad. Serves 6 3 ripe, not overripe, beefsteak tomatoes 1 large vidalia or Spanish onion, sliced paper thin Coarse Kosher salt and freshly ground pepper Spicy Vinaigrette* 1-2 cloves garlic, finely chopped 1/2 teaspoon dry mustard 1 tablespoon brown sugar 1/8 teaspoon cayenne 2 tablespoons white wine vinegar 3 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil Dash sesame seed oil 1. Wipe tomatoes clean and cut into 1/2 inch slices. Overlap tomatoes and onions on a large oval or rectangular serving platter. Season with salt and pepper. 2. Prepare vinaigrette. Combine chopped garlic with mustard, sugar, cayenne and vinegar in a mixing bowl and stir to mix. Whisk in olive oil in a thin stream, then the sesame oil. Taste to adjust seasoning if necessary. Drizzle mixture over the tomatoes and onions and serve at room temperature. *Note: Vinaigrette can be made in a food processor. Chop garlic in work bowl of processor fitted with steel knife. Add remaining ingredients and process until smooth. 3 Course Prix Fixe Mon - Wed - 5-6:30 $2500 OPEN 7 DAYS Steak and Fries $1900 Mon - Wed - 5-6:30 BREAKFAST BRUNCH � LUNCH � DINNER PATISSERIE � BAR HOME MADE ICE CREAM 1194435 MARINATED CHERRY TOMATO AND PARSLEY SALAD Crunchy, juicy and delicious! Serves 4-6 1 pint yellow and red cherry or grape tomatoes 1 cucumber, peeled, seeded and sliced thin 4 scallions, trimmed and sliced thin 1/3 cup chopped flat-leaf Italian parsley Coarse (kosher) salt and freshly ground pepper 1 tablespoon red wine vinegar 2 1/2-3 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil 1. Rinse cherry tomatoes and pat dry with paper towels. Slice in half lengthwise and put into a bowl. 2. Peel the cucumber, then halve lengthwise. Scrape and discard seeds, then cut into thin slices. Discard any bruised outer scallion layers, rinse and pat dry, cut white and light green parts into thin slices. Add Lobster Night $2100 Tuesday Only Specials not available Holiday Weekends 631-537-0590 great food in a comfortable setting t d n e bobby van's main street, bridgehampton n , RESERVATIONS: 631.537.5110 2468 MAIN STREET . BRIDGEHAMPTON, NY 11932 PIERRESBRIDGEHAMPTON.COM 1194436 DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 64 www.danshamptons.com Dining and Nightlife Side Dish The Beacon in Sag Harbor will be open beginning Wednesday, September 3, for dinner every Wednesday through Sunday at 6 p.m. During the month of September, lunch will be served every Saturday and Sunday from 11:45 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. The restaurant will be closed for the season from Sunday, October 12. As the sun sets over Sag Harbor Cove on summer nights, The Beacon has a spectacular view. Watching the boats glide by from tables on The Beacon's second story deck sets the stage for a perfect sunset experience. For public information, call The Beacon at (631) 725-7088. Lighthouse Grill at Montauk Yacht Club in Montauk invites diners for a taste of what's to come during November's Long Island Restaurant Week with a $24.95 three-course prix-fixe dinner. From Aji Jones family and enjoy fresh soft shell crabs. They also offer roasted Long Island duck; fresh stuffed flounder; lobster salad; fried chicken; bay scallops; prime rib; and great burgers. They also serve local wine, beer and cocktails. For more information call the Modern Snack Bar at (631) 722- 3655. The Cooperage Inn in Baiting Hollow is celebrating their 15th year. They will be offering an early dining special from Monday � Friday from 3:30 p.m. � 5:30 p.m. for $17.50. The special includes: choice of soup of the day or fresh garden salad, entr�e and dessert. They also offer a prix fixe lunch menu Monday � Saturday from 11:30 a.m. � 3:30 p.m. The complete lunch is $19.95 per person plus tax and gratuity. The lunch includes choice of soup of the day or garden salad, and dessert and coffee. For more information call the Cooperage Inn at (631) 727- 8994. Before the Bridge Restaurant in Hampton Bays will be open for dinner Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday from 4 p.m. starting September 4. They will be offering nightly a fourcourse prix fixe special for $25. They will also be serving lunch Saturday and Sunday from 12 p.m. � 4 p.m. and Brunch on Sunday from 12 p.m. � 3 p.m. For more information call Before the Bridge Restaurant at (631) 728- 9111. The Patio at 54 Main is open seven days a week year round starting at 3 p.m. They offer Chef 's creations Thursday � Tuesday until 6:30 p.m., which includes 3 courses for $30. They also have Porterhouse Wednesdays for $100 per couple, which includes soup or salad, porterhouse entr�e and dessert. For more information call The Patio at 54 Main at (631) 288- 0100. 1147666 September 1, the menu by Executive Chef Jared Potter is available all night each Sunday and from 6 p.m. � 7 p.m. on Monday through Wednesday. Sample menu items include: award winning Montauk yacht chowder; artichoke stuffed filo roll with artichoke hearts, fresh local spinach, mushroom and parmesan filled filo dough over a bed of rainbow micro greens; skewers of grilled beef with cipollini onions, grape tomatoes and a spicy dipping sauce; house aged rib eye steak; broiled fluke with lobster nage, warmed baby greens and a crabmeat corn relish; strawberry shortcake with whipped cream and marinated strawberries. For more information or reservations call the Lighthouse Grill at Montauk Yacht Club at (631) 668- 3100. Desmond's Restaurant and Lounge at East Wind in Wading River, in addition to its a la carte menu serves a $14.95 three-course prix fixe lunch for up to nine people in one reservation. Among the September menu choices are: soup du jour; garden salad with hot house cucumbers, grape tomatoes, endive and balsamic vinaigrette; seared sea bass with angel hair pasta salad and fresh basil; petite veal Milanese with arugula, fresh mozzarella, grape tomatoes and aged balsamic; mesquite fried chicken breast with fresh corn on the cob and string beans; and chefs selection of dessert of the day. For further menu information contact East Wind at (631) 8462335. Matto in East Hampton will be open Wednesday � Monday for dinner starting at 5 p.m. and will be closed on Tuesdays starting on September 1. For more information call Matto at (631) 329-0200. The Modern Snack Bar in Aquebogue is open for lunch and dinner. Come down with the whole Waterfront Restaurant and Bar 3253 Noyac Rd., Sag Harbor � www.oasishamptons.com 725-7110 Zagat says: "Modern tropical interiors and wonderful sunset views. Seasonal cuisine that is delicious and delightful and service that is always gracious if not perfect. This off the beaten path charmer is deemed a real find." Available for private parties Serving Dinner Wed through Sunday from 5:30p.m. a seaside classic redefined A L I S O N @THE MAIDSTONE ARMS INN AND TAVERN Full Breakfast & Dinner Daily Restaurant � Catering A l i s o n TO GO Breakfast � Lunch � Dinner � Treats for Tots � Sweets Live Music Sunday & Monday: Chris Barrett 1147729 Reservations 631 324 5440 1147689 207 Main Street East Hampton www.alisonrestaurant.com www.maidstonearms.com 1194201 1147733 DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 65 www.danshamptons.com Dining and Nightlife ALISON AT THE MAIDSTONE INN AND TAVERN � The restaurant is open Wednesday through Sunday for dinner from 5:30-10.30 p.m. Sunday Brunch 11:30 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. There is a new tavern menu and the same hours. www.alisonrestaurant.com/www.maidstonearms.com. 207 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-5440. ANNONA � Sleek modern Italian serving a market menu, which changes according to local produce. Everything from fresh breads and pastas to rib eye and local fish from their wood-burning oven. Located at 112 Riverhead Road, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-7766. B. SMITH'S � Best waterfront location in the Hamptons serving the finest lobster salad, watermelon margaritas and steaks on the East End. Open for lunch, dinner and brunch. Located on Long Wharf at Bay Street, Sag Harbor. 631-7255858 bsmith.com. BIRCHWOOD ON THE PARK � Open 7 days a week 119 p.m. with a late night menu Fri. and Sat. until 12:30 a.m. Happy hour everyday 5-7 p.m. with 1/2 price apps at the bar on Fri. and free apps on Sat. Lunch and Dinner specials everyday. Located at 76C Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-283-4316. BEFORE THE BRIDGE RESTAURANT � Open for dinner from 4 p.m., seven nights a week, closed Tuesday until June 17 and then will be open seven nights. Daily $25, 4course Prix Fixe Sunday-Thursday. Crab feast, Shrimp feast, Seafood platter special. Serving lunch Fri-Sun from 12-4 p.m. Sunday Brunch 12-3 p.m. Located at 78 Foster Avenue, Hampton Bays, behind Tully's Seafood Market. 631-7289111. BOBBY VAN'S � Specializing in steakhouse classics and fresh fish. Lunch and dinner 7 days. Open 363 days a year for lunch, dinner and weekend brunch. Kitchen open Fri. & Sat. till 11 p.m. Located at Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-5370590. BREEZES CAF� AT THE MONTAUK YACHT CLUB � Casual Fare and tropical drinks al fresco. Drink and appetizer specials Fridays, 4-8 p.m. Live music and drink specials Saturdays and Sundays 2-6 p.m. Breakfast buffet Saturdays and Sundays 7-11 a.m. Located at 32 Star Island Road, Montauk. 631.668.3100 CANAL CAF� � Fresh seafood and scenic waterfront dining. Savor the view as well as our food. Lunch and dinner. On Shinnecock Canal (Hampton Watercraft Marine), 44 Newtown RD, Hampton Bays. Closed Tuesdays. 631-723-2155. CASA BASSO � Three course prix fixe for $25 every night. Waterfront dining available. Open Tuesday-Sunday at 5pm. Located at 59 Montauk Highway, Westhampton (Next to the Castle and Swordsmen). www.casabasso.net. 631-288-1841. COHI BAR AT THE MONTAUK YACHT CLUB � Yachtside cocktails and patio lounge. Sunday sunset spin on the patio lounge 6-9 p.m. with DJ, Drinks and appetizer specials. Yachtini hour 7 nights a week 6-7 p.m., Half price Yachtinis and specialty drinks. Yachtini night, Wednesday nights, 6-closing. Located at 32 Star Island Road, Montauk. 631.668.3100 CROMER'S MARKERT � Custom Butcher Shop, Fresh Produce, Our famous fried chicken, full deli & appetizers, carry out catering. Open Mon. thru Sat. 8 a.m.-7 p.m., Sundays 8 a.m.-5 p.m. 805 Montauk Hwy, Montauk. 6687500. HAMPTON COFFEE COMPANY � Featuring espresso bar, bakery, coffee roastery, full-service caf� serving breakfast, lunch and desserts, and outdoor garden seating. Open Monday-Thursday, Sunday 6 a.m.-7 p.m., Friday & Saturday 6 a.m.-8 p.m. Located at 869 Montauk Highway in Water Mill & 194 Mill Road in Westhampton Beach. www.hamptoncoffeecompany.com 631-726-COFE. THE INN SPOT ON THE BAY � Platinum Chef winner Cheffe Colette creates an inventive menu with some pleasant surprises. Dine outside on the waterfront verandah and enjoy the best sunsets in the Hamptons, at The Inn Spot On The Bay, 32 Lighthouse Rd Hampton Bays. 631-728-1200. THE JAMESPORT MANOR INN � Serving Lunch and Dinner daily closed Tuesday. Private parties accommodated. Located at 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. Call 631-722-0500, email email@example.com or visit www.jamesportmanor.com LIGHTHOUSE GRILL AT THE MONTAUK YACHT CLUB � "Gotta Yachta Lobsta" every Thursday night. 2-3 pound lobsters and specialty lobster dishes. Artist Wine Dinner, August 28, 6:30-9:30 p.m. featuring Joyce Brian Artist. "Pacific Rim" 5-course paired wine dinner. Located 32 Star Island Road, Montauk. 631.668.3100 LIGHTHOUSE GRILL & PATIO � Dine where historical magnates J.P. Morgan Jr., Astor and Doubleday overlooked the famed docks and waterside views. Enjoy Chef Jared Potter's signature "Jaker Crab Cake"& "Yacht Chowder." Monthly Artists Wine Dinners Series � last Thurs. monthly thru Oct. Reservations suggested. Dinner. 631-6683100, Ext. 1172. 32 Star Island Road, Montauk. LE SOIR RESTAURANT � Nightly specials, homemade on premises desserts. Located at 825 W. Montauk Highway, Bayport. 631-472-9090. MATTO RESTAURANT� Matto, Italian for "crazy," features a menu bursting with Italian specialties and handcrafted, thin-crust pizzas. Chic yet casual. Serving dinner Monday - Friday from 5 p.m. Saturday and Sunday beginning at 12 noon for lunch and continuing into dinner beginning at 5 p.m. Weeknight bar special of complimentary amuse bouche with cocktails at the bar, Monday,Tuesday and Wednesday. Takeout is available. Located at 104 North Main Street, East Hampton, 631-329-0200 mattoresturant.com. MATSULIN � This cozy Pan Asian restaurant has a menu with varied cuisines from fresh cut sashimi to savory Kari Ayam. Open 7 days from 12 p.m. Located at 131 W. Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-8838. MUSE � Restaurant and aquatic lounge open for dinner 6 days a week, serving brunch on Sundays. Live entertainment with Steve Frederick Thursday from 7 to 10 p.m. Located in the Water Mill Square, 760 Montauk Highway, Water Mill. 631-726-2606. OAKLAND'S RESTAURANT & MARINA � Serving lunch & dinner seven days a week beginning at noon. Monday and Tuesday nights Oakland's offers a lobster bash, Friday night Happy Hour 5-7 p.m. and Sunday Brunch 12-3 p.m. The regular menu is available during these specials. Live music on our deck weekends weather permitting. Visit oaklandsresturant.com for more information. 631-728-6900. OASIS WATERFRONT RESTAURANT - Zagat says "Modern tropical interiors and wonderful sunset views. Seasonal cuisine that is delicious and delightful and service that is always gracious if not perfect. This off the beaten path charmer is deemed a real find." Serving dinner Wed.-Sun. from 5:30 p.m. Located at 3253 Noyac Road. Sag Harbor. oasishamptons.com. 631-725-7110. ONE OCEAN � An elegant restaurant with a casual atmosphere. Prix fixe $23 available all night Sun., Tues & Thurs. and until 7 p.m. Fri. & Sat. Enjoy shrimp night on Wednesdays and the dazzling vocals of Monica Hughes on Thursday nights from 8 to 11 p.m. Open for brunch Fri.-Sun. from 11:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Located on the corner of Ocean Road and Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5665. PARTO'S � Open Mon.-Thurs. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Fri.-Sat. 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. Sun. 12-9 p.m. Visit www.partosrestaurant.com. Located at 12 West Main Street, 100 yards west of Atlantis Marine World, Riverhead. 631-7274828. THE PATIO AT 54 MAIN � Three course Chef's tastings available seven days a week for $30. Live entertainment Thurs.-Sat. Friday Night Happy Hour in our Grill Room. Open 7 days a week, 4-10 p.m. Sun.-Thurs. and 4-11 p.m. Fri. Daily Specials and Sat. Located at 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. PIERRE'S � Euro-chic but casual restaurant and bar. Late dinner and bar on weekdays. Open 7 days. Brunch Fri. - Sun. from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. near the fireplace. Located at 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. www.pierresbridgehampton.com. THE REGULARS MUSIC CAF� � Live music. Great food. Lunch. Dinner. Happy Hour, half priced drinks 5-7 p.m. 631 . 287 . 2900 RegularsMusicCafe.com 1271 North Sea Rd, Southampton. THE SALTWATER GRILL � Located on the Atlantic Ocean in Westhampton Beach, Serving amazing ocean views, friendly service, and classic, simply grilled seafood and steaks. Lunch/Dinner/Drinks/Live Music. 631 288-1485. Located 379 Dune Road Westhampton Beach. SARACEN � A Mediterranean culinary experience, Saracen boasts a modern Italian menu, comfortable atmosphere and excellent European service. Reservations recommended. Located at 108 Montauk Highway, Wainscott. 631537-6255. SAVANNA'S � Open for dinner at 6 p.m. Happy hour Monday-Friday until 7 p.m. Monday and Tuesday Prezzo Fisso all ngiht with three courses for $32. Wednesday is lobster night, featuring Chef's special lobster menu. Gracious dining indoors in our historic dining room and outside the rose garden. Located at 268 Elm St. Southampton. 631-283-0202. SUNSET CAF� � Organic cafe by day, wine and martini bar by night. Offering organic coffee, wraps, sandwiches, soup, salads and baked goods. Located at 49 Sunset Ave, Westhampton Beach. (631) 288-3010, sunsetcafewhb.com TUSCAN HOUSE � Regional Italian Cuisine, seafood, pastas, meat and poultry, you feel that you have been transported to Italy the moment you arrive. Dan's Papers "Best of the Best" Italian Food. Open year round. 10 Windmill Lane, Southampton, 631-287-8703 ZIGGY'S FOOD + DRINK� 60s Surfer Beach Style. Grilled Ka-bobs, Great Burgers, Vegetarian choices and Salads. Kids play while adults checkout the frozen drinks. Come early - grab a spot. Late Night Swinging Bar. Open at 11/7 days. ZiggysBridgehampton.com yachtside cocktails + patio lounge Casual, Up Scale, New American Bistro Casual, Up Scale, New American Bistro Open Year Round Open Year Round 7 Days a Week 7 Days a Week Sunday � Thursday: 3pm-10pm Sunday � Thursday: 3pm-10pm Friday &&Saturday: 3pm 11pm Friday Saturday: 3pm � � 11pm Happy Hour at Our Bar and Grill Room Daily Happy Hour at Our Bar and Grill Room Daily 3:00pm-6:30pm 3:00pm-6:30pm Chef's Creations Daily until 6:30pm Chef's Creations Daily until 6:30pm Three Courses for $30 Three Courses for $30 Full a la Carte menu and Bar/Grill Menu Available Available Full a la Carte menu and Bar/Grill Menu Thursday, Friday & Saturday GIFT CERTIFICATES & CATERING MENUS AVAILABLE Live Entertainment Thursday, Friday & Saturday Live Entertainment GIFT CERTIFICATES & CATERING MENUS AVAILABLE Reservations Suggested (631) 288-0100 or visit us at www.thepatiowhb.com Reservations Suggested (631) 288-0100 or visit us at www.thepatiowhb.com 1144733 DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 66 www.danshamptons.com Fine Arts/Books Art Commentary Real life on TV is often more dramatic than fictional enactments; political events have proven the point time and time again, including the national nominating conventions held every four years. Visual images from past conventions have become part of our media legacy: remember when Bill and Hillary Clinton, along with Al and Tipper Gore, broke into spontaneous dancing at the conclusion of Clinton's 1992 acceptance speech? As audience members, we were witnesses to a moving moment of optimism and joy. At the 2000 Democratic Convention, Gore again provided a lasting visual image when he kissed his wife so passionately that even she seemed overwhelmed. So were we. At this year's convention, TV cameras caught very few similar emotional and personal moments. Save, perhaps, for the fireworks going off, but we can hardly count that as personal. One exception: Joe Biden embracing his son, Beau, after being introduced. A silent, salient moment passed between them as they looked into each other's eyes: a defining moment between father and son that said more than any speech could. (Another potent exception: one of the few worm's eyeviews during the convention was a shot of Joe Biden holding his grandchild.) by Marion Wolberg Weiss Politics and the Media: "We Are Family" at the Democratic National Convention These allusions in a political discourse, although personal and emotional, serve rhetorical purposes as well. For example, Obama's closeness to his mother gave him humanity. Michelle's love for her daughters softened her image as a tough professional woman. Biden's references to his father evoked his working class roots. Even Hillary Clinton's speech began with, "I'm here as a proud mother" ( followed by "I'm here as a proud Democrat"). The notion of family generally was also powerfully conveyed by Ted Kennedy's homage which reinforced the "passing of the torch" from JFK to Bobby to Ted. Senator Kennedy's closing statement ("the dream lives on") strongly suggested that Obama is now the receipient of the same torch. The "family" was again emphasized in a different way when Obama appeared after Biden's acceptance speech as the song, "We are Family," rang out.What does this subtle theme of family tell us, if anything, about Obama's run for President? For example, we will probably see more of the same in future TV ads: lots of scenes with Obama, Michelle and their children. This strategy is an effective tactic to humanize Obama, make him less lofty and "intellectual-sounding," turn around his image of being too "distant." The fact that such defining visuals, past and present, had to do with the family is important. So is the fact that a lot of speeches continued this very theme by evoking the parent-child relationship. Consider Obama's frequent homage to his mother and Michelle Obama's commitment to her two dauthers. Even Joe Biden's acceptance speech was filled with references to his father's wisdom. Honoring the Artist: Jeanne Salucci For someone who has spent most of her professional life as an interior designer, cover artist Jeanne Salucci just woke up one morning and said to herself, "I have to do watercolors." Most people have dreams and ambitions, but they don't often act on them. Salucci did. Q: What propelled you to go into watercolor? A: I just felt the need to do this. And I live in such a beautiful part of Long Island, there are lots of beautiful things to paint. Q: Give us an idea of how your location in Brookhaven Hamlet motivates you to paint. A: We live on a creek near a marina, so I just put on a backpack, get on my bike and go. Five minutes later I'm like on a vacation. I can see a boat and start painting and watch the crabs come by in the water. Q: Obviously, you are drawn to being outside and being with nature. What else is it about painting that you're atttracted to? A: When I paint, I have no worries. When I do anything else, I'm thinking of something else. Q: How did you get training to do watercolor? A: I took lessons and joined an art group that traveled each day to paint outside. Luckily, when I looked for training, it was in my own backyard. mission me to paint their homes. Q: Are your children interested in art as well? A: One son is an art director in Boston; another is a graphic designer. Q: How about your husband? A: He's a musician. Q: Are you musically inclined? A: I can't even turn on a radio. Q: What do you think the future will be like as far as your art goes? A: I want to learn oil painting and pastel. But there's still so much more to learn from watercolor. Next year I'm looking forward to going to France. Q: What is your reaction to people who say they don't have time to take on a project they really want to do? A: I don't say I can't do it. I don't fear it. It's a gift to do what you want. I'm going to enjoy it. � Marion Wolberg Weiss Ms. Salucci will be in a group show at BAFFA Art Gallery in Sayville on Sept. 13, 14, 20, 21. Call 631-589-7343 for information. Ms. Salucci's website is JeanneSalucciArt.com Dan's Papers covers curated by Dan Rattiner and designed by Kelly Merritt and Dan Rattiner. Q: How did being an interior designer affect you as an artist? A: I'm self-taught as an interior designer; it was natural for me. So is watercolor. The connection between the two is that some design clients com- DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 67 www.danshamptons.com Fine Arts/Books Art Openings & Galleries COMING UP Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections: Art Events � pg. 67 Benefits � pg. 69 Day by Day � pg. 69 Kids' Events � pg. 54 Movies � pg. 58 OPENING RECEPTIONS CHRYSALIS GALLERY � 9/6 � 6 p.m. "Autumn Light," a group show on display through Sept. 20. Located at 2 Main Street, Southampton. 631-287-1883. PRUDENTIAL GALLERY � 9/6 � 6-8 p.m. Work by Trina Michne. At 216 Main St., Amagansett. WALK TALL GALLERY � 9/6 � 6-8 p.m. "Journey In," by Howard Lazar. Open Tuesday to Sunday at 11 a.m. or by appointment. Located at 62 Park Place, East Hampton. 631324-9776. THE ROOK � 9/6 � Photography and lithographs by Alexandra Penney. At 59.5 Old Montauk Highway, Westhampton. GALLERIES ANNYX � Located at 150 main St., Sag Harbor. 631-7259064. ART & SOUL GALLERY � "AbstrActions" 495 Montauk Highway, Eastport. 631-325-1504. Artsoulgallery.com. ARTISTS GALLERY � Haitian art. Located at 403 Main St. Greenport. 631-477-8555. ART SITES GALLERY � "The Body Electric," by Elizabeth Silver. Open Thursday to Sunday 12-5 p.m. Located at 651 West Main Street, Riverhead. 631-591-2401. ATELIER GALLERY � "Vignettes of Long Island," by Sheila Breck. Located at 308A Main Street, Greenport. 631495-4268. BIRNAM WOOD GALLERIES � Featuring paintings, fine prints and works on paper of the 20th century through contemporary. Located at 52 Park Pl., East Hampton. 631324-6010. BOLTAX GALLERY � "border walls." Located at 21 North Ferry Road (Route 114), Shelter Island. 631-749-4062. BUTLER'S FINE ART � "20th and 21st Century Painting and Sculpture." Open year-round. Located at 50 Park Place, East Hampton. 631-267-0193. CELADON GALLERY � "Objects," a group show. Open Saturdays and Sundays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Located at 41 Old Mill Road, Water Mill. 631-726-2547. CORMORANT POINT (HAMPTON) HOUSE � "Super Natural," paintings by Annika Connor. At 13 Cormorant Dr., Southampton. CRAZY MONKEY GALLERY � Bob Rothstein and Joyce Silver. Located at 136 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-267-3627. DESHUK/RIVERS GALLERY � "IN MOTION on Floor and Line." Located at 141 Maple Lane, Bridgehampton. 631237-4511. THE DESIGN STUDIO � "Through a Contemporary Lense � Transcending the Ordinary landscape," photography by John Deng. Open daily. 2393 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-1999. THE DRAWING ROOM � "Paintings on Canvas and Paper" by Caio Fonseca. Open Monday, Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sunday 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Located at 16R Newtown Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-5016. ELAINE BENSON GALLERY � "Landscape Treasures." Open 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Now located at the Southampton Inn, 91 Hill St., Southampton. 631-537-3233. ESSES STUDIO � Work from The Grafitti 1980 Studio. Located at 40 Madison St., Sag Harbor. 631-255-7704. EZAIR GALLERY � Work by William Celento and Eveline Luppi. Located at 136 Main Street, Southampton. 212-204-0442. THE FIREPLACE PROJECT � "The Boys of Summer." Located at 851 Springs Fireplace Road, East Hampton. Open Friday through Sunday, 12-6 p.m. www.thefireplaceproject.com. 631-324-4666. GALERIE BELAGE � "Outsider Art in the Hamptons," through Sept. 8. Open Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Saturday 11 a.m.-9 p.m. and Sunday 11 a.m.-7 p.m. Located behind Margarita Grille at 8 Moniebogue Lane, Westhampton. 631288-5082. LEVITAS CENTER FOR THE GALERIE NOUVELLE � Open Saturday and Sunday 12-6 p.m. PICK OF THEWEEK ARTS � "Photographs" by Marilyn Located at 74365 Main Road, LEVITAS CENTER FOR Stevenson on view starting Sept. 9. Greenport. 917-544-8583. THE ARTS � "Photographs" 100% of the proceeds benefit the GALLERY MERZ � Open by Marilyn Stevenson on view Ncepheni Primary School in Zuzuland, Thursday through Saturday, 10 a.m.-5 starting Sept. 9. 100% of the proceeds South Africa. At the Southampton p.m. and Sundays from 11 a.m.-5 p.m. benefit a school in South Africa. At the Cultural Center, 25 Pond Ln., Located at 95 Main Street, Sag Southampton Cultural Center, 25 Pond Southampton. 631-287-4377. LONGHOUSE RESERVE � Eight Harbor. 631-725-2803. Ln., Southampton. 631-287-4377. Stoneworks by Izumi Masatoshi. GALLERY SAG HARBOR � Located at 133 Hands Creek Rd., East Jewelry and Collage by Mia Hampton. 631-329-3568. Fonssagrives Solow. Open 12-5 p.m., Thurs.-Sun. or by L'ORANGERIE FINE ART GALLERY � An eclectic appointment. Located at 125 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725mix of contemporary and traditional works, through Sept. 7707. 17. Located at 633 First Street, Greenport. 631-477-2633. GIDEON STEIN GALLERY � Located at 2297 Montauk MOSQUITO HAWK GALLERY � "White," a juried art Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-1900. Gidstein.com. show. At 24 North Ferry Rd., Shelter Island. 631-905-4998. GORAN PETMIL STUDIO � Open Saturday and PARASKEVAS GALLERY � Showing Michael Sunday 3-7 p.m. or by appointment. Located at 88 Gin Lane Paraskevas' extensive work and children's book illustrations (Barnway), Southampton. 631-574-7542 or 631-830-2895. from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast and other books he GRENNING GALLERY � "Local Landscapes." Open published with his mother, Betty. Open by appointment. Sunday�Thursday, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and Fridays and Located at 83 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-287-1665. Saturdays from 10 a.m. � 7 p.m. Located at 90 Main Street, THE PARRISH ART MUSEUM � "Sand: Memory, Sag Harbor. 631-767-5302. Meaning and Metaphor." The gallery is open Fri.-Sun., 11 GUILD HALL GALLERY � Larry Rivers' "Major Early a.m.-5 p.m. Located at 25 Job's Ln., Southampton. 631-283Works." 158 Main St., East Hampton. 631-324-0806. 2118. HAMPTON ROAD GALLERY � "A Retrospect" by PHOENIX FINE ARTS GALLERY � "American Kimberly Goff. Located at 36 Hampton Road, Southampton. Dreams." Located at 139 S. Country Rd., Bellport. 631-776631-204-9704. 0811. HAMPTONS ANTIQUE GALLERIES � "Steampunk POLLOCK-KRASNER HOUSE � "Lee Krasner: Little Art + Design." At 2546 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. Image Paintings, 1946-1950." The museum now offers Cell KAPELL GALLERY � Sculptures and drawings by Phone Audio Tours. Open by appointment only on Owen Morrel. Located at 400 Front St., Greenport, 631-477Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays. Located at 830 Springs0100. Fireplace Rd., East Hampton. 631-324-4929. KESZLER GALLERY � Russell Young, "Diamond Dust." REMSENBURG ACADEMY � "A World of Prayers," by Located at 45 Main St., Southampton. 631-204-0353. Creighton Berry. Located at 25 Ring Neck Rd., Remsenburg. LANA SANTORELLI GALLERY � "Summer Nudes," 917-865-9997. through August 29. Gallery hours are Sunday to Thursday 11 a.m.-6 p.m., Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Located (continued on next page) at 77 Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-283-6308. 1141874 DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 68 www.danshamptons.com Fine Arts/Books Summer Reading By Jim Marquardt Hilma Wolitzer's latest novel is set on the East End, mostly in Sagaponack and Springs, two towns that are unlikely to be linked together, one an affluent enclave, the other a modest locale for working and retired people. The plot goes back and forth between the towns, probing the lives and loves of three women, and depicting their very different worlds but their common joys and pains. Lissy Snyder dwells in splendor at her mansion on the ocean yet spends a good portion of her time brooding about her status in the Page Turners, a summer book club of wealthy women, and her feelings of inadequacy and unworthiness. She worries about the moral issues raised by the novels she reads. Her pursuit of happiness isn't helped by her husband's virulent ex-wife and their two difficult children. Retired college professor of English Literature, Angela Graves, moderates the Page Turners and encourages them to draw life lessons from the novels they read. She likes Lissy's honesty and openness, despite her constant failure to complete the assigned books. When discussing Villette by Charlotte Bronte, Angela sees herself and Lissy in two of the characters in the novel. Young Michelle Cutty is a general purpose housegirl for Lissy. Despite being treated well, she has a resentful attitude towards Lissy and other people in her life, including her hard-working mother and fisherman boyfriend Hank. She is the stereotypical, snotty young girl you'd like to boot in the rear end. Described this way, the novel may sound like "chick-lit lite," but it is more than that. The characters are believable and three-dimensional and it's easy to get absorbed in their troubled lives, especially Lissy and Angela who tote heavy baggage from long ago experiences. A mix of secondary characters revolves around the three protagonists. Angela was deeply involved with Stephen and Valerie Keller who worked at the same Texas college as Angela. She became very close to their daughter Charlotte. They play critical roles in Angela's past and future life. Lissy's mother, the caustic Bernadette Ellis, didn't tell her the truth about her father's disappearance. Patrick Curran, hired by Lissy to entertain at a children's party, keeps calling her for an assignation that she comes close to accepting. The author weaves in allusions to the books being discussed by the Page Turners and even includes a list of seven titles at the end of the novel. Her character Angela encourages the Page Turners to learn more about society as represented in the books, and "seeing oneself in the fictional other." Lissy naively asks, "If novels are all, like, about morality, why are there so many descriptions of rooms and gardens and gowns?" Angela tells her, "...that's only the wallpaper of the novel's soul." While discussing Mrs. Bridge by Evan Connell, Lissy defends the heroine against the rest of the book club, "Because she seems decent at heart, but weak, as if she can't escape her husband's spell." Angela proclaims, "She lives an inauthentic life," a comment that haunts Lissy. Michelle had overheard the discussion and reads part of the book, vowing never to be treated like the weak Mrs. Bridge and wondering if she too is leading an inauthentic life. Wolitzer can turn a good phrase, "Now she opened her arms to Bernadette, who received her embrace as if there were a bramble bush between them." And "They all stared at her, as if a plant had inexplicably spoken..." And "After all that time, Michelle was without Hank, and she felt shaky and lopsided, like a table that requires a matchbook under its shorter leg..." The denouement of the plot for the three women is somewhat abrupt and vaguely unsatisfactory after all we've invested in the characters. It's a minor reference but the wealthy women of the Page Turners supposedly go fishing on Hank's charter boat which, given their money and style, seems unlikely. One of them, the greatly envied Ardith, has a notorious fling with a restaurateur that ends with him being murdered by his wife, yet she takes her place again in Hampton society. Are we prudish to think she might have been shunned, at least for a little while? But there are enough pleasures in the book to make it worthwhile. It's fun to read the description of Lissy running a birthday party for three-year olds, accompanied by their Hispanic nannies and a gaggle of grandmothers drinking spiked lemonade. At one point, Lissy wonders if "Money really wasn't everything. Maybe that's what she had learned from all of this...Wasn't it possible to keep the wallpaper without giving up the soul? Like the moral issues raised by the novels she's tried to read this summer, the thought made her sleepy." Art Openings & Galleries continued ROMANY KRAMORIS GALLERY � Located at 41 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-2499. ROSALIE DIMON GALLERY � Work by Jan Culbertson, Sue Ecker, Aija Meisters and Stu McCallum. The Jamesport Manor Inn, located at 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. 631-722-0500. RVS FINE ART � "Three International Artists � Berlin, Rossi and Petrov." Open Friday to Sunday 12-5 p.m. and by appointment. Located at 20 Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631838-4843. SARA NIGHTINGALE GALLERY � Work by Jeremy Wagner and Cara Enteles. Located at 688 Montauk Highway, Water Mill. 631-793-2256 or 631-726-0076. SILAS MARDER GALLERY � "Sea," through Sept. 7. Located temporarily at 3 Madison St., Sag Harbor. . 631-7022306. SIRENS' SONG GALLERY � Ben Schonzeit, cubist watercolors. Located at 516 Main Street, Greenport. sirensongallery.com. 631-477-1021. SNAKE HOLLOW STUDIO � "Art of the Bird" and "The Athletic Figure in Flight," through August 22. Open daily, 57 p.m. At 221 Snake Hollow Rd., Bridgehampton. 631-5375237. SNITZER ARREGUI PROJECT � "For Sale," by Bert Rodriguez. Located at 720 Montauk Hwy., Water Mill. 305448-8976. SOUTH STREET GALLERY � Work by Alice Denison. Located at 18 South Street, Greenport. 631-477-0021. SPANIERMAN GALLERY AT EAST HAMPTON � Work by Mary Abbott and Sally Egbert, through Sept. 22. Located at 68 Newtown Lane, East Hampton. SURFACE LIBRARY GALLERY � "IN-SITU." Open Thurs.-Sun. from 1-7 p.m. and by appointment. Located at 845 Springs Fireplace Road, East Hampton. 631-291-9061. SYLVESTER & CO. AT HOME � "Horse Show," by Bob Tabor. Located at 154 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-9777. SYLVESTER & CO. GALLERY � "Reverse Angle" by Christopher Phillips Haile and watercolors and drawings by Lucia Phillips Haile. Located at 103 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-5012. TULLA BOOTH GALLERY � "Looking East." Saturday through Monday, 12:30-7 p.m. At 66 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-3100. UBER HOUSE GALLERY � "Phoenix," a photo presentation by GEIR. Located at 80 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631725-0909. VERED GALLERY � "Vessels and Vehicles," through Sept. 8. Open Sunday to Friday 11 a.m.-9 p.m. and Saturday 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Located at 68 Park Place, East Hampton. 631-324-3303. WALLACE GALLERY � "The Plein Air Tradition." Open Saturday 10 a.m.-6 p.m., Sunday to Friday 11 a.m.-5 p.m. or by appointment. 37A Main Street, East Hampton. 631-329-4516. THE WINTER TREE GALLERY � "Amazonia in Check" by Fernando Vignoli. "Summer Time," by Cuca Romley. Open daily from 12-8 p.m. Closed Tuesdays. Located at 125 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0097. 1195079 DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 69 www.danshamptons.com Day By Day COMING UP Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections: Art Events � pg. 67 Benefits � pg. 69 Day by Day � pg. 69 Kids' Events � pg. 54 Movies � pg. 58 BENEFITS SHELTER ISLAND BEACH BLAST � 9/6 � 3 p.m.-12 a.m. Sleepy LaBeef, The Lone Sharks, The Blaggards, Matty Liot and the Big Up and more. To benefit The Island Gift of Life Foundation and Camp Quinipet. At Wades Beach, Shelter Island. Sibeachblast.com. SAG HARBOR HISTORICAL SOCIETY GALA � 9/6 � 6-8 p.m. At 12 Suffolk St., Sag Harbor. 631725-5092. NORTH FORK FOODIE TOUR � 9/7 � 10 a.m.4 p.m. A Taste of the North Fork. To benefit the North Fork Reform Synagogue. $25. Children under 12 free. 631-722-5712. FRIDAY, 5 ARTISTS ON FILM � 9/5 � 7 p.m. The Messenger and Bally Master. At the Pollock-Krasner House, 830 Springs-Fireplace Rd., East Hampton. 631-324-4929. MERRILY WE ROLL ALONG � 9/5-7 � 8 p.m. on Friday and Saturday. 5 p.m. on Sunday. At the Southampton Cultural Center, Pond Lane, Southampton. 631-287-4377. THE PATIO 54 � 9/5 � 8 p.m.-12 a.m. Howie Seal. At 54 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. THE STEPHEN TALKHOUSE � 9/5 � Rosanne Cash, 8 p.m., $70/$85. Signify, 11 p.m., $20. 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117. SATURDAY, 6 FAMILY FUN HEALTH FAIR � 9/6 � 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Sponsored by Southampton Hospital. At the Hampton Atrium, on Montauk Highway at Route 24 in Hampton Bays. 631-723-7013. READING BY DAN RATTINER � 9/6 � 11 a.m. At Agawam Park, across from the Southampton Cultural Center. Danrattiner.com. BOOK READING � 9/6 � 6 p.m. Poet Molly Peacock. At Canio's Books, 290 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-4926. LIVE MUSIC � 9/6 � 8 p.m. Free. At Bay Burger, 1742 Sag Harbor Turnpike, Sag Harbor. 631-6036160. LOS LONELY BOYS � 9/6 � 8 p.m. At Westhampton Performing Arts Center, 76 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-1500. THE PATIO 54 � 9/6 � 8 p.m.-12 a.m. Caution. At 54 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. THE STEPHEN TALKHOUSE � 9/6 � The Laurence Elder Band, 8 p.m., $20. Rubix Kube, 11 p.m., $25. 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-2673117. FASHION SHOW � 9/6 � 10 p.m. At Lilypond, Three Mile Harbor Rd., East Hamptopn. 631-3385498. PICK OF THE WEEK PHILOSOPHY CLASS � 9/8 � MENTS ARTISTS ON FILM � 3 p.m. With instructor Susan DANSHAMPTONS.COM � 9/5 � 7 p.m. The Messenger Pashman. Registration is Check out and Bally Master. At the required. At The Hampton www.danshamptons.com for everyHouse, 830 Library, 2478 Main St., Pollock-Krasner thing you need to know about the Springs-Fireplace Rd., East Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015. Hamptons! You can also post OPEN STUDIO FIGURE Hampton. 631-324-4929. upcoming events by visiting DRAWING � 9/8 � 6-9 p.m. � Open studio Mondays. $15 per person. Located at http://calendar.danshamptons.com/events/ Applied Arts, 11 Indian Wells Highway, Amagansett. DATEHAMPTON.COM � Join an exclusive 631-267-2787. online community for singles who love the PUBLIC FORUM � 9/8 � 7 p.m. Discuss the NYS Hamptons. Visit datehampton.com. School Property Tax Cap Bill. At the Unitarian ROSS SCHOOL COMMUNITY WORKSHOPS Universalist Meetinghouse, 977 Bridgehampton-Sag � At the Ross School, 18 Goodfriend Dr., East Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-283-0759. Hampton.Call 631-907-5555 for more information on their workshops and ongoing courses. TUESDAY, 9 SEEKING VOLUNTEERS � The Wildlife Rescue BEGINNER PAINTING � 9/9 � 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Oil Center of the Hamptons, Inc. is looking for volunor Acrylics. Every Tuesday through July 29. $80 for teers to feed spring baby birds and mammals. You Southampton residents. $90 for non-residents. At the must be at least 16 and have health insurance. Call Lodge at Squiretown Park, 62 Red Creek Rd., 631-728-4200 to set up an appointment. Hampton Bays. 631-728-8585. VOLUNTEERS NEEDED FOR THE FIGURE DRAWING WORKSHOPS � 9/9 � 10 RETREAT DOMESTIVE VIOLENCE SERVICES a.m.-2 p.m. and 7-9:30 p.m. Sponsored by � theretreatinc.org or 631-329-4398. Southampton Artists Association. Model fee: $7. FITNESS WITH FIDO � Every Saturday at 9 Located at 2 Pond Lane at the Veterans Hall, a.m. A group walk for people and their dogs. Southampton. 631-725-5851 or 631-283-8613. Organized by Bideawee. Meet at the gazebo on the TUESDAY MORNING YOGA � 9/9 � 10:15 a.m. Village Green on Main Street in Westhampton. $5 per class. At the Quogue Library, 90 Quogue St., POOCH SOCIALS � Every Saturday from 4-6 Quogue. 631-653-4224. p.m. At Little Lucy's Canine Couture Boutique, 91 OPEN STUDIO LIFE DRAWING � 9/9 � 3-6 Job's Lane, Southampton. 631-287-2352. p.m. Model fee - $15. Sponsored by the Montauk SAG HARBOR WHALING MUSEUM � "OIL: Artist Association. At the Montauk Railroad Depot Whales, Wells... What Next?" Open Mon.-Sat. 10 Gallery Studio. 631-668-5955. a.m.-5 p.m. and Sunday 1-5 p.m. 631-668-6746. COMPASSIONATE MANDALA TOUR � 9/9-14 SAG HARBOR FARMERS MARKET � Open � Tibetan monks will carry out the most exquisite every Saturday 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Located on the east artistic tradition of sand painting during visitors side of Marine Park, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0770. hours at The Parrish Art Museum, 25 Job's Ln., BRIDGE GARDENS TRUST � Will be open to Southampton. 631-283-2118. visitors Wednesdays and Saturdays 2-4:30 p.m. 36 Mitchell Ln., Bridgehampton. 631-537-7440. VOLUNTEERS NEEDED � Bideawee is seeking WEDNESDAY, 10 volunteers to help care for the animals. Located on OPEN PORTRAIT AND FIGURE PAINTING � 118 Old Country Road, Westhampton. 631-325-0200 9/10 � 3-6 p.m. Model fee - $15. Sponsored by the ext. 113. Montauk Artist Association. At the Montauk Railroad Depot Gallery Studio. 631-668-5955. WESTHAMPTON BEACH FARMERS MARRECREATIONAL AGILITY CLASSES FOR KET � 9 a.m.-1 p.m. every Saturday through Nov. 15. DOGS � 9/10 � 5-6:30 p.m. At ARF Adoption Center, All locally grown and organic.Westhampton Beach 90 Daniels Hole Rd., Wainscott. 631-537-0400 ext. parking lot, Mill Rd. next to the Historical Society. 201. BOOK BAY � Used bookstore. Open Mon.-Sat. 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. and Sun. 1-3:30 p.m. Proceeds THURSDAY, 11 raise money for local non-profit organizations. INSTRUCTED LIFE DRAWING CLASSES � Located in the old-fashioned garage behind the 9/11 � 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Every Thursday. At the Community House in Bridgehampton. Southampton Veterans Hall, 2 Pond Ln., ART BARGE � Open Monday-Friday, 9 a.m.-4 Southampton. 631-725-5851. p.m.. Art classes in painting, drawing, printing, OPEN STUDIO DARK ROOM � 9/11 � 6-9 p.m. ceramics and 3-D. Napeague Mewadow Road, Open studio every Thursday. $20 per person. Located Magansett. 631-267.3172. theartbarge.com. at Applied Arts 11 Indian Wells Highway, Amagansett. 631-267-2787. THE PATIO 54 � 9/11 � 7-11 p.m. Jimmy Mazz. At 54 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. OUTDOOR RECREATION & FITNESS SATURDAY, 6 LONGSHANKS HIKE #9 � 9 a.m. Meet at the Fresh Pond parking lot in Amagansett. 631-2673024. HOT RIDE � 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 516-509-7843. MONDAY, 8 SPECIAL ANNOUNCE- SUNDAY, 7 WATERCOLOR CLASSES � 9/7 � 10 a.m.-1 p.m. and 1-4 p.m. With artist Lois Bender. $45 for three hours. At Sag Harbor Florist, 3 Bay St., Sag Harbor. 917-282-5930. BUDDHIST MEDITATION � 9/7 � 10:30-11:30 a.m. Meditations to increase mental peace and well being for everyone. Located at 40 West Montauk Hwy, Hampton Bays. 631-728-5700. 500 YEARS OF MUSIC FOR GUITAR CONCERT � 9/7 � 3 p.m. At 2429 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0863. What Wealthy Hamptonite from a very old family insisted that people refer to him as the 17th Lord of the Manor, because he was? Buy "In the Hamptons" wherever books are sold. SUNDAY, 7 CAMP POND � 9-11 a.m. Meet at kiosk on Deerfield Rd., Noyac. 631-283-5432. WEDNESDAY, 10 THREE MILE HARBOR � 9 a.m. Meet at the intersection of Springy Banks and Soak Hides Roads in East Hampton. 631-324-8662. DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 70 www.danshamptons.com Letters AUTUMN AGAIN Dear Dan, Like a brief downpour on a sweltering afternoon, my recent visit to Shelter Island was a welcome relief from the status quo of everyday life. As the crowded ferry chugged its way back to North Haven and the last remaining rays of sunshine succumbed to the vastness of the night sky over the Peconic, a sense of change emerged. Although it was late August, it felt more like a late September afternoon as the brisk winds affectionately glanced across my cheeks as I watched a group of sailboats meandering their way towards Gardiners Bay. The feeling was unmistakable. Like a parking meter that was soon to expire, the relentless grip of summer across the East End was losing its hold, soon to be replaced with a new season. The coming of fall tells us of changes in our lives. Autumnal Equinox will soon be upon us. Reluctantly, we are forced into surrendering the warmth and serenity of summer in favor of cooler uncertain days. It is Mother Nature's way of letting us know that the good times are over and that our planet is tilting away from the sun. Like the fuel gauge on our dashboards pointing to the ominous E, it is warning us that much less inviting days are on the horizon. Like the squirrels who are busily hoarding acorns in anticipation of winter, we too must prepare for what winter has in store for us. Autumn on the East End, that brief interlude between summers scorching heat and winter's icy grip, signifies in its own spectacular fashion that change is approaching. Red and golden leaves lose their grip on branches and drift silently toward the earth, still warm from summer's last intense rays. Tall, withered cornstalks stand at attention like rows of tired infantrymen, soon to be buried beneath the soil by a plow that curls the earth. It is a time for reflection, a brief pause in our busy lives to enjoy natures vivid color extravaganza. Dancing leaves scatter in the wind, in direct defiance of our attempts to rake them into neat little piles. As the intensity of the sun's rays diminish in the autumn chill and the trees shed their leaves in order to sustain energy for the change ahead, a sense of loss emerges. No longer will the long days of summer fill our desires for warmth and tranquility. The familiar smell of Coppertone will be replaced with the distinct odor of the earth. It's difficult to explain, but summer provided a safe haven where many of life's problems appeared to be erased e-mail Dan at firstname.lastname@example.org accounting matter and had nothing to do with the operational budget and McGintee's muti-million dollar operating deficit. The external auditors simply broke out Highway capital projects from non-Highway projects. The external auditors, who have a responsibility to report as they believe accurate and in accordance with Generally Accepted Accounting Practices, posted highway expenses to the one account but the revenues to pay for the projects to another. Their method was questionable and Jay did question it, but ultimately it was the external auditors independent decision to prepare the reports as they saw fit. In the combined capital account the numbers were recorded. I'm afraid you were suckered by McGintee into reporting something that McGintee made sound important but had absolutely nothing to do with the McGintee deficit or the McGintee accounting problems. In a letter to the East Hampton Star several weeks ago I quoted a letter from the town's financial advisor from 2003 (who remains the advisor) which explained how Moody's Investor's Service upgraded the town's credit rating in 2003 partially based on the outstanding financial management under the Schneiderman administration. I would be happy to send you the letter if you would like an impartial opinion on the strength of the financial performance and accomplishments of the Schneiderman administration. Sincerely, Len Bernard Former Budget Officer Town of East Hampton Via e-mail Ok. � DR HELPING HANDS Dear Dan, I live in Europe for most of the year but stay at my Amagansett home for all of September. I enjoy playing Bridge but the American system is different. Can you help me find a teacher/beginners' group in the general area? Also, I am looking for a local Pilates group. Thanks for any help you can give. Regards. Patricia Dave Via e-mail Read Dan's Papers. � DR by the caressing rhythm of the surf. Like the changing seasons, so too will our priorities change. No longer concerned about overexposure to the sun's intense radiation, we will substitute our sun block in favor of a comfortable sweatshirt. The sound of oil delivery trucks rolling down the street will overshadow the annoying, but friendly sound of ice cream vendors trying to peddle their last remaining cones. The almost forgotten sound of school buses will return in full force, eager to transport children to their classes. The harmonic chirping of birds will be unable to compete with the steady pulse of acorns dropping to the cooling earth from dwindling limbs shaken by busy squirrels. Sadly, all we will be left with are cherished memories of days gone by. Unlike an incandescent bulb, which can be replaced when its slender filaments lose their intensity, our position from the sun cannot be altered. Silently and with little warning, we will continue our journey away from the sun. Whether we like it or not, we are at nature's mercy. Blind to our fate and ultimate destiny, the earth continues to spin unmindful of our likes and dislikes. As the autumn winds are poised to blow across our land, I am comforted by the scientific fact that summer will return next June. Until then I will try to enjoy what nature has to offer, even though the sight of Canada geese passing overhead on their way to kinder climates will make me a little jealous. Jason E. Hill Ridge, New York Via e-mail I'll second that. � DR RATINGS Dear Dan, Your recent article, which attributes some of the East Hampton Town financial mess to Jay Schneiderman, was unfortunately replete with errors and inaccurate information. The Schniderman administration never relied on borrowed funds for any of its operations. Town financial law prohibits the use of borrowed or designated funds to operate the government on a daily basis. McGintee on the other hand did just that when he ran out of money due to his hiring binge and consistent phony budgeting. In 2007 McGintee transferred Community Preservation money to the operating fund in potential violation of the law. The Highway accounting issue you refer to in your article was a capital Police Blotter Whoa A man in Hampton Bays urinated and defecated on the sidewalk in front of a pharmacy. He was extremely intoxicated when police arrived who arrested the man and charged him with disorderly conduct as well as public urination. Police held the man without bail overnight due to the fact that he was so highly intoxicated. There was a toilet in his prison cell. * * * Pulled Over A young man in Southampton was pulled over after he was seen driving all over the road. When the officer pulled him over he realized that the man had license plates that did not match his car, no registration, no license, no working headlights and no insurance. The car, according to the man, was found abandoned and he wanted to take it for a spin. The man was arrested, the car was impounded and there was no way this guy was going to avoid being grounded. * * * Punched After getting denied entrance into a fancy nightclub in Southampton, a man punched the doorman in the face as hard as he could, knocking the doorman to the ground and causing a laceration under his eye. Police arrived at the scene and the doorman was taken to the hospital to treat his injury and was fine. The man who punched the doorman did not succeed at getting into the nightclub, however he now has found a great new spot in the Hamptons where he can party all night long called "The Big House." * * * This Is Your Brain A man in Bridgehampton was locked up after he was caught driving while under the influence of psychedelic drugs. Police told the man that inside the squad car were magical fairies that would take him to his happy place. The man did not resist his arrest by police. * * * Theft A man reported that in Sag Harbor, on two separate occasions, his wallet had been stolen from his convertible. Police wrote the report and advised the man to get a different car. * * * Noises On Shelter Island, complaints of loud noises at a home alerted police to investigate. When they arrived, they found a small party going on at the home but no loud music playing of any kind. The party animals told police that they were not causing any type of loud disturbance and that they would try to whisper to appease their neighbor. * * * Goodbye Dirt Bike A man in Hampton Bays reported to police that his dirt bike had been stolen, which was valued at $1,500. The man asked police if they could hurry up the search since he uses his dirt bike for his primary mode of transportation since he can't pay for gas. * * * Tickets Six hundred billion dollars was earned for the towns of Southampton and East Hampton combined, thanks to beach parking violations over Labor Day weekend. � Compiled and Written By David Lion Rattiner DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 71 www.danshamptons.com MIND, BODY & SPIRIT Acupuncture Fitness Health Massage Therapy Massage Therapy Fitness To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 www.danshamptons.com DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 74 www.danshamptons.com MIND, BODY & SPIRIT Massage Therapy Massage Therapy Massage Therapy Pilates Salons/Spas Pilates Dan's Papers Covers the East End from StonyBrook to Greenport from Bellport to Montauk and Everywhere in Between! Therapy Call and place your ad today! Looking for More Business on the East End? 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Please forward resumes with letter of interest to: l General Amagansett Farmers Market is looking for all positions. Front End Managers, Produce Managers, Bread Bakers, Baristas, Drivers and Cashiers. apply in person or send resume to: firstname.lastname@example.org General Position Available at Mid-Century Modern Home Furnishings Store Part-time position open in mid-ce ntury home e furnishings showroom. Ideal candidate will be familiar with 35mm digital photography, proficient in Photoshop and furniture repair and refinishing. Position currently requires a 3-4 day/ week commitment but may develop into more. Please apply with resume/ relevant experience to j email@example.com. BOOKKEEPER For Southampton Insurance Agency. Must be Detail Oriented and have Strong Analytical Skills. P roficient in Microsoft Excel. Accounting Degree or Experience. Potential for G rowth. Flexible Hours. Excellent Benefits including ESOP. Email resume to: firstname.lastname@example.org om email@example.com or fax: fax 631-537-4499. EOE Food/Beverage Amagansett Farmers Market is looking for all positions. Front End Managers, Produce Managers, Bread Bakers, Baristas, Drivers and Cashiers. apply in person or send resume to: firstname.lastname@example.org Part or full time Year round, flexible hours Deli in Springs Food & salad prep d or counterhelp 631-324-0748 Waitstaff- DeeAngelo's Pleasant Avenue Caf�, Open year round is seeking experienced full time waitstaff for lunch & dinner. Call 631-288-2009 General ALARMS/ SECURITY Immediate Openings Many Positions Available: � � � � � Service Technician Alarm Installer Service Dispatcher Alarm Responder r Alarm Dispatcher Full and Part Time. Experienced or will train. Good pay and benefit package. Contact Lisa 631-537-7600, Ext. 162 or apply online at www.mcrainsurance.com Radu Physical Culture seeking career oriented year round committed front desk position. Hard working multi task, people person a must. Salary will reflect experience. Please call 631-283-9303 for further information. Receptionist needed: F/T for busy animal hospital. Good phone manner and professional appearance req'd. 401k, pension plan, medical & dental insurance available. Hampton Veterinary Hospital. 631-325-1611 or fax resume to: 631-325-1743 Technician needed to assist with animal care in fast paced veterinary hospital. 401k, pension plan, medical & dental insurance available. Hampton Veterinary Hospital 631-325-1611 or fax resume to 631-325-1743 MEDICAL ASSISTANT for doctors office in Riverhead. Excellent phlebotomy skills required. 631-806-9164 Health Care Home Health Aides Certified HHAs needed! Earn up to $12/hour Cases available in Nassau and Suffolk! ! 631-451-1100 BAYADA NURSES Office Administrative Assistant For Southampton Insurance Agency. P roficient in Microsoft Word and Excel. F amiliar with Imaging. Organized, Efficient and Excellent Phone Skills. Career Opportunities / Upward Mobility. Excellent d Benefits including ESOP. Email resume to: email@example.com or apply online www.mcrainsurance.com RECEPTIONIST: Week-ends for Real Estate office. Call Janet at Town & Country Real Estate 631-537-3200 To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 www.danshamptons.com DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 92 www.danshamptons.com EMPLOYMENT / DAN'S CLASSIFIED Office Reservation agent, part time: Hampton Luxury Liner, Bridgehampton. Office experience/ computer experience required. Weekend and evening shifts only. Call 631-537-5800 Ext. 115. Weekend ReceptionistWesthampton Beach Real estate office seeks a weekend receptionist to work in a Professional, friendly environment. Call 631-288-9600 Retail High end luxury designer is currently seeking a strong and highly motivated Store Manager. The righ t candidate must h have 3-5 years experience, and have fashion savvy. Competitive salary, commission, benefits and clothing allowance offered. luxury.accessories.jobs @gmail.com Retail Retail footwear shops in East Hampton and Westhampton seek full-time year-round sales associate. Weekends a must. Please call Betty or Angela at 631-329-4500. Theory currently has opportunities for Store Management & Part-time Sales Staff in our East Hampton store. Job requirements: 1-5 years professional retail experience, excellent organization skills, exceptional people skills, outstanding customer service skills, excellent compensation and benefits package. Please send resumes to firstname.lastname@example.org Antiques/Collectibles Appraisals, Antiques, Paintings, Restorations, Automobiles, Insurance, Archetechtual Inspections, Re-Roofing, Re-Carpenttrhy, Re-Painting, Caretaker 631-765-6200, 631-283-7060, 631-324-2200 Tag/Yard/Estate Sales East Hampton Selling entire contents of home. Furniture, kitchen ware, collectibles, tools, books, clothing, pictures and much more. Sept. 6 & 7th call for directions. 917-434-4822 WESTHAMPTON BEACH Tag sale spectacular. 1 Dune Road. Oceanfront house. Moving. Everything must go. Eclectic mix. Cash/ carry. Friday 9/12, Sat 9/13, 10-4. No early birds. Jessup Bridge, left at Swordfish Club, head east. Automotive ALL VEHICLES WANTED $$$ Running or Not $50 to $5,000 DMV #7099438 631-473-3025 FREE PICKUP Automotive Retail Brahmin: Upscale Handbag store. F/T, P/T Sales Associates positions available, year-round. Salary+ commission. E-mail resume to: email@example.com or call Min: 631-287-2386 JAMES PERSE RETAIL OPPORTUNITY East Hampton Boutique Looking for applicants for the following positions: PORSCHE CAYMAN S 2006. Cobalt Blue. High end luxury designer is currently seeking a sales associate with strong selling l skills. Auctions BUICK SKYLARK, 1972 2 Door custom convertible Very good condition! 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Rates Text Classifieds $1.30 per word Minimum 15 words/ 2 week minimum run Boxed Ads $36 column inch Minimum 1 inch/ 2 week minimum run Service Directory, Mind, Body and Spirit, Design Directory e Rates vary; call for pricing Multiple week and multiple ad discounts available Ad enhancements available for additional charge All classified ads must be paid in full prior to deadline. No refunds or changes can be made after deadline. Publisher responsible for errors for one week only. All ads scheduled for publication must be confirmed by Dan s Papers prior to publication. Publisher reserves the right not publish certain ads. Dan s Papers follows all New York State Fair Housing and Equal Opportunity Employment laws. An experienced woman will clean your house. Reliable, good references. 631-745-3251 Cleaning, Laundry & ironing done professionally. 10 + years experience. 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Ham ptons, North Fork, m Manhattan References upon request Trees/Shrubs Tree Service. Deal directly with climber. Pruning, feeding, removal, stump grinding, lot clearing. Planting, transplanting. 60" and 90" Tree spade. Peter Grealish. 631-283-9326. WHOLESALE TREES Leyland Cypress, White Pine, Kousa Dogwood, Birch, Pears. Many others. All Sizes. TICK CONTROL Complete Fertilization & Property Maintenance Programs. CALL MAC LANDSCAPE (631) 725-1249 Our 27th Year Commercial Condos/Co-Ops Sag Harbor, 3 Luxury furnished co-op apartments for seasonal or yearly rental in historic townhouse. Newly renovated, walk to town. From $1,300 to $2,400 per month. 917-721-3223 Out Of Town Naples, Florida: Beautifully furnished, newly renovated, 2 BR, 2 bath ground floor, end unit Condo. Kitchen, dining area, LR, screened-in sun room, pool. Close to Shopping- GolfBeaches- Hospital. Small pet O.K. Winter rental- $2,500 monthly. Includes cable/ phone. Call 239-566-7039 Weekly Rentals BRIDGEHAMPTONBRAND NEW Spectacular 7,200 sq. ft. 7 bedroom, 7 full bath, house on 6 acres. Heated gunite pool, jacuzzi, tennis, basketball, gym, cook's kitchen, diningroom, gameroom, 6 TVs. Also 7 bedroom, 5 Bath house available with all ammenities. Weekly or weekends. Owner 212-579-4964 www.theresidencesof.com PECONIC / NORTH FORK Historic farmhouse in heart of wine country 3 bedrooms, 1.5 baths Spacious kitchen/ dining room Professionally landscaped outdoor patio Breathtaking vineyard views! n Walk to several premier wineries Weekly or weekends Contact owner 516-445-2563 Westhampton 4 Bedrooms, 4 Baths. Tennis. Available after September 1. Monthly $3,500. Weekly $1,800. Weekend $1,500. 631-805-7273 Westhampton/ Remsenberg 6 Bedrooms, 6 Baths. Secluded 1.3 acres. Tennis. Available after October 2. Monthly $4,500. Weekly $2,000. Weekend $1,600. 631-805-7273 SPRINGS LEASING OPPORTUNITIES New Complex201 Fort Pond Blvd. Entire 1,650 sq. ft. or by unit: 609 sq. ft., 542 sq. ft., or 492 sq. ft. G reat for a rt gallery/ studio, retail space, offices. Short o r long term available. Call Tina Piette. 631-267-2677 Out Of Town Block Island, Rhode Island COMMANDING OCEAN VIEWS 6 bedrooms Fully Equipt 973-575-1706, 973-600-7226, www.piocosta.com Contact: Tanya 631-774-0104 email@example.com Rooms Bridgehampton Best Deal, Year round/ Winter. pool, spa, 6 acres, must see! utilities included $1,250. $950. 310-740-6367 Photography/Video Wedding, Events, Family and Architectural Photography. Fresh Look, European Quality 631-942-1427 www.TheHamptons Photography.com m Property Management ROYAL SERVICES Apartments GREENPORT Charming year round 2 Bedroom in beautifully restored building in heart of quaint maritime village. Just 2 hours from NYC. Bright, roomy apartment has hardwood floors, includes Southold town beach rights. Walk to all village amenities, LIRR and Hampton Jitney. $1,375 includes heat, hot water. No pets/ smoking. 201-320-3004 Southampton Village 2 Bedroom 1 Bath on Pine Street. Fully Renovated and Clean. Available: 9/1. $1,875. Call: 800-227-0595. Year Round. Heat Included P roperty Management/ Personal Services Company Security Consultants/ Security Home Inspections, On- site Pet Care. Licensed Patrick 631-793-1443 John 516-982-1561 SAG HARBOR VILLAGE Retail/ Office Space. 550 square feet. 631-259-3612 Wainscott Professional Center. 1,500 sq ft upscale professional office for rent. Ideal for architect, lawyer or doctor's office. Can be delivered furnished and completely turn-key or unfurnished. Available September 1st. Contact Kevin Sneddon at 917-952-8329 or firstname.lastname@example.org WATER MILL Prime Commercial Retail Space Available for Immediate Occupancy y Citarella Plaza 1,200 - 2,400 square feet, For info call 631-698-2700 FLORIDA WEST PALM BEACH Flagler Drive, + 1,500 sq. ft, 2 bed, 2 bath, 650 sq. ft. Patio, steps to pool, fitness, o sauna, BBQ, P rofessionally decorated. Granite kitchen, Cal, closet, W/D, 24 hr doorm an, m minutes to ALL. $5,000 per month, 3 month MIN Sale $595k 561-301-3016 or 917-913-8914 PALM BEACH POLO CLUB Wellington "Las Casitas" Totally renovated, p rofessionally decorated, 1 bed, 1 bath. Fireplace Courtyard with private pool, water views, park like setting. $4,500 per month Sale $350k furnished. e 917-913-8914 or 561-301-3016 Hampton Bays Rooms Available For Rent Walking Distance To Montauk Highway Weekly or Monthly Rates Two Beds Per Room, Kitchen & Private Bath Real Estate Services TOWN VIOLATIONS BUILDING PERMITS RENTAL PERMITS LEGALIZATIONS ZONING / VARIANCES 631-492-0927 email@example.com www.tracispermits.com a For Further Information Call (631) 728-5131 Commercial East Hampton office space, 650 sq. ft. center of East Hampton. Great lighting. Special space. Available immediately! Call Bruce 516-659-6818 Sewing Carmen's Custom Alterations, curtains, drapes, slipcovers, cushions, blinds. References. Free pickup and delivery. 631-726-0093 Florida North Miami Beach Sunny Isles Immaculate Intercoastal Waterway 2 bedroom, 2 bath Condo. Completely furnished. o Turnkey. Move right in! Walk to beach, shops, restaurants, marina. Close to Fort Lauderdale airport, casinos, racetrack, Bal Harbor shops, Aventura Mall. Monthly, yearly, seasonally. e 305-799-1903 Shutters Hurricane Panels 15/ 16 mm, 80x 110. Can't be used on stucco. Includes non corrosive hardware. Lightweight, replaces 3/4 inch plywood, translucent. Can custom cut. Paid $3500. Ask $1750 631-862-9011 Manorville room in Condo with private bath, share kitchen. Pool, Winter Rentals tennis, golf. $850 monthly. Amagansett Village October516-819-7221 May 1. Furnished 1 bedroom and studio apartments. All utilities Summer Rentals included plus cable. Walk to town, beach and train. $1200Amagansett: Sandy BeachFront, Napeague Harbor, nature $1600 per month. Gansett Green preserve, boat mooring, 2 BR's. Manor. 631-267-3133. For sale or rent by owner. Bridgehampton: Beautifully Pics @ www.paulcalabro.com furnished studio with spectacular 646-369-4106 views and sunsets with its own deck, private entrance, open living area, marble bath, eat in Waterfront 1, 2, or 3 Bedroom kitchen, cable, wireless. Utilities Cottages. $15,000.00 season, or all inclusive! Gracious living on weekly/ monthly (631)-722-4096 a gentlemen's horsefarm. Sorry www.liny-cottages.com no smoking, no pets $1600 a month. Winter or year round. Bridgehampton 4 bedroom Available September 1. Beach House. Dock on Mecox 631-537-9149, 201-522-3143 Bay with canoe. 3-minute walk to ocean. A/C. Privacy. Amazing Bridgehampton/ Wainscott Renovated Cottages for rent. Location! www.swansnest.com Starting at Studio $800, 1 bed212-794-1000 room $1,250 per month. Gas & Cable included. 631-537-1160 Aquebogue-North Fork Swim Instruction Swim instructor/ lifeguard Redcross certified. Experienced Call Christy 631-965-1292 Transportation L-Star Transport Since 1989. Your Personal Touch Vehicle Transporter. 631-698-7209 800-527-8765. www.lstartransport.com Out Of Town Trees/Shrubs G roundcovers, Evergreens, Junipers, Many young plants. Globes, Thuja Greens. Direct from the farm! 631-926-9639 EAST HAMPTON Cape Cod style 3 bedrooms, 3 full baths, 2 story house beautifully furnished, bright large open kitchen, dining area, lovely living room. Wraparound deck, front porch, heated pool, bike to ocean beaches and village. Central air, .5 acre, fireplace. September 15- May 22 $2,200 month excluding utilities. Rose 718-357-4936 or cell 347-528-5003 or email firstname.lastname@example.org To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 www.danshamptons.com DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 95 www.danshamptons.com REAL ESTATE FOR RENT Winter Rentals EAST HAMPTON Sunny, sturdy ranch home 5 minutes to East Hampton or Sag Harbor on a quite wooded street. t 2 cozy bedrooms with full bath each. Gas Heat, Washer/ Dryer, Deck, Fireplace, Big Screen TV SEPTEMBER - MAY $1200/ month 631-324-3287, 212-966-4432 EAST HAMPTON WATERFRONT 5 bedrooms, 6 baths, 250 foot beach, fireplace, sunsets, upscale. $2,500/ month plus utilities. 631-324-0376 Winter Rentals East Hampton GORGEOUS Artist and interior designers 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath 1 acre of landscaped gardens Large heated pool Filled with sunshine, paintings an d antiques n Totally secluded Only 5 minutes from town and beaches No pets September 8th to June 8th $1400/ month plus utilities l (631)329-2224 Winter Rentals Hampton Bays 1 bedroom, 1 bath, furnished waterfront apartments. Basic cable and utilities included. c No pets. $825/mo. Available Sept. - May 2009 Call: 631.728.6200 or swissaireresort@ optonline.net l Winter Rentals Winter Rentals Remsenburg. Charming 3 bedroom, 2 bath. November 1st through March 31st $1,800 monthly. Yearly $30K. (646)242-5352 SAG HARBOR HISTORIC DISTRICT4 BR/ 2 BA 100-year-old village house with huge tin-ceilinged dining room, redone cook's kitchen and just renovated bathroom/ laundry room. French doors to deck and charming enclosed yard w/outdoor dining pavilion. Close to schools/short walk to town. Sept-May $2,200/ month. Call 917-907-3694. Winter Rentals Sag Harbor/ Bay Point, Enjoy a Fall & Winter rental, 2 bedroom, 1 bath cottage. Office, great kitchen. Walk to Long Beach, Bike to town. Oct. 1, 2008 Mar. 31, 2009 $2,000 month plus utilities and upkeep. Call Michael: 631-899-3656 (home) 631-745-0638 (cell) Sag Harbor: Studio bedroom. Private entrance, refrigerator, microwave, cable TV. $800. 203-685-5759 Sagaponack, 5 bedroom contemporary with beach access, pool, and fantastic ocean views, Available Monthly/ Weekly 631-537-8016 East Hampton /Wainscott Cottages for rent. Starting at Studio $800, 1 bedroom $1,250 per month. Gas & Cable included. East Quogue 2 BR cottage, fur631-537-1160 nished, wood stove, washer/ East Hampton Are you wishing dryer, walk to bay/ village . you could stay? Affordable spa- Available Sept- June $1500/ month. Weekly considered. cious, sunny home close to vil631-235-3314 lage October 1- May 15. Vaulted ceilings, skylights, luxuHampton Bays 2 bedroom, 2 rious master suite and great bath waterview condo. Winter/ room, 3 fireplaces. 2 acres, 4 Monthly/ Seasonal. bedrooms, 3 baths. Piano, pool table, art. Pix sunsethill.net Call 201-602-0912 Email: Artsylisa1223@optonline.net 646-912-9321. Montauk Shores: 2 Condos for rent. Steps from famous Ditch Plains surfing beach with ocean views. Available for summer/ winter rental: Unit #201 (cable TV), additional queen and twin sleeper couches. Unit #407 (satellite TV). Both Units: 12 by 48 feet with own parking spot. Two bedroom (queen/ full), additional aerobeds available. Central AC, 1.5 baths, LR/ kitchen, Outdoor deck with grill, Gated community with heated adult and kiddie pool, recreation room, playHampton Bays/ Southampton ground. Summer rates: MD- LD Beautiful water view. 1 (including Sept.), $2000 / week Bedroom and efficiency units all inclusive or special monthly/ available furnished. Near college. Reasonable. Consider year seasonal rates. Winter rates: $1200 per month: Oct. thru May round. 631-764-3834 (utilities/ cable/ satellite addi631-283-8676 tional). Please call: Lynn 631-804-8048 Hampton Bays: Furnished house. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths. Family room with fireplace. NOYAC $1200. 914-693-5808, 917-478-4854. Furnished waterfront cottage available for winter: Hampton Bays: Waterview 1 Octob er 1st 2008 through b bedroom co-op. Newly renoApril 30th 2009. vated, furnished. September May $825. Utilities and cable $1,500 month includes: included. Owner, Wi-fi, oil heat, cable TV, (516)333-5994 public water, electricity r and local telephone. MONTAUK Fab, large 1 bedroom apartment on ocean near Not handicapped IGA. 80 South Emerson. Octoaccessible. ber 1- May 15. $750/ month (717)774-2699 plus electric heat. Len 917-846-2923 Sag Harbor Village. Historic Townhouse 187 Madison St. Sagaponack/ Bridgehampton Coops.Newly renovated 4600 sq. ft., Furnished garden apartments. 4 BR, 3.5 bath, Beautiful 1888 original hard3 car garage, wood floors, with all new kitchl heated gunite pool. ens and baths and furnishings. Sept.- May, $35,000. 800 Sq. ft. 1-2 bedrooms (w/ loft.) Pet friendly. Private parkYear round available. ing and back yard garden. 8 min(631)276-3317 ute direct walk to town. Close to beach.Weekly and Monthly available.Sept. to Memorial Day Southampton 2 bedroom Ranch designer decorated, fireplace, $1350.00 to $1875.00 Flexible. cathedral ceiling, antique wood Call owner: 917-721-3223 & porcelain tile floors, beautiful SAG HARBOR, AZUREST grounds private & quiet, 3 bedroom, 2 bath, 1 mile to monthly, weekly, weekends & Main Street. $1,950. HAMPTON FILM FESTIVAL 917-414-2703. 631-283-8369 Got NYRS? There is a new professional designation in Manhattan real estate, New York Residential Specialist (NYRS). The NYRS title conveys the highest level of ethics, professionalism, and leadership in residential Manhattan real estate. The NYRS designation is accredited by the Real Estate Board of New Lisa Holland-Davis, VP New York Residential Specialist Associate Broker t: 212.381.3380 email@example.com York (REBNY). Only Associate Brokers who have closed at least $50 Million in sales and have five years tenure in NYC real estate are invited to sit for the curriculum. Today, it is essential to align yourself with a Manhattan Residential Specialist. "Lisa Holland-Davis: Your Key to Manhattan Real Estate." 1195082 To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 www.danshamptons.com DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 96 www.danshamptons.com REAL ESTATE FOR RENT Winter Rentals Winter Rentals Southampton. 2 bedroom house, washer/ dryer, dishwasher, attached single car garage, fenced in backyard. Close to village. $1,650 plus utilities. Available immediately. (631)276-9533 Southampton: Oct.- May, really pretty, immaculately furnished, studio apt. Private entrance. Kitchenette. DirectTV. Utilities. $925. (631)283-8613 Westhampton Beach: 1 bedroom condo. Large living room/ kitchen, dishwasher. Furnished. No pets or smoking. $750 plus utilities. 516-352-7694. Also available year round. Year-Round Rentals CENTER MORICHES Large private studio over barn, cable, A/C, W/D, no pets/ smoking. $975 all. 4 631-848-6008 Southampton: New to market, open theme, double french entry doors, fully furnished, lower unit, 9 foot ceilings, large l/r, kit.,dining area, bathroom, one b/r, walk-in closet, in private, gated home...2 plus miles to ocean, and village....available now ! , includes, phone, cablevision, tv,elec, heat, etc.. call owner/ bk, (no fees), 917-331-2023 ...631-204-9393 ( Avail as permanent rental $1,450) as of Sept 1st. Owner/ Bk 917�331-2023 EAST HAMPTON Contemporary 3 bedroom, 2.5 baths, central a ir, fireplace, cathedral ceilings with skylights, wrap around deck, 1 mile to town. $3,000 monthly. t 347-885-7315. Year-Round Rentals East Hampton Enjoy year Round rental for same cost of summer! Cozy 2 bedroom, 1 bath cottage, walk to village shops, restaurants, train and Jitney. Bike to beach. Features fireplace, private patio and landscaped backyard. Available for $2400/ month, starting September. 516-971-1986. East Hampton Village 5 Bedroom house available. Year round $3,500/ month or winter rental available 516-635-8437 East Hampton/ Sag HarborContemporary saltbox. 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, heated pool, CAC, fireplace, extraordinary master suite with Jacuzzi. $3,300 monthly. 212.229.8053 East Hampton: Delightful, light, airy private contemporary tucked into peaceful, wooded setting. Midway between East Hampton And Sag Harbor. 4 bedroom, 3 baths. Master Jacuzzi, sunny pool, central air. fireplace. Photos available. $46,000. Call owner (646)246-7227 East Quogue Tiana Shores. Upscale 3BR, 2.5 bths, frpl, wood floors $3200 Sept to June. Call owner 516- 381-1031 GREENPORT new house, 2 bedroom. Furnished/ unfurnished. Central air, close to town, beach. Garage. $1,350. 631-864-4175 Year-Round Rentals Hampton Bays / Shinnecock Highest elevation, water view 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, 3 decks, furnished, private, no traffic. $2,700 monthly 631-887-4223 Hampton Sales and Rentals East End's largest selection 1-800-870-0474 Hampton Bays Studio water view $675 plus Hampton Bays large 1 bedroom $1,200 all Hampton Bays 2 bedroom apartment $1,500 Hampton Bays 3 bedroom home $1,800 plus Hampton Bays Brand new 4 bedroom 3 bath basement $2,500 plus Westhampton Studio cottage pool $800 plus Westhampton 4- 5 bedroom pool basement $23,00 plus Riverhead 2 bedroom apartment in village $1,200 plus Flanders brand new 3 bedroom 2 bath $2,00 plus Year-Round Rentals QUOGUE 2 BEDROOM APARTMENT. $1,750 plus utilities. Southampton Village Furnished, newly renovated 4 bedroom, 5 bath house. Heated pool, all amenities. Walk to Main Street and all transportation. Winter $2,500/ month; Year round $3,500/ month. Close to everything, but off the beaten path. . Call Natalie (631)653-6560 Westhampton/ Quogue. Gorgeous, furnished 1 bedroom apartment, many extras. Available seasonally, monthly, weekly, weekends. Southampton Village Charming (516)456-5776 old Victorian offers bright, cheerful apartments, completely Year-Round Rentals furnished, each with private entrances and porches. Beautifully Bridgehampton: Charming 2 landscaped. Walk to all. Available through May 15. No smok- bedroom apartment in unique country setting. Spacious living ing, no pets. 631-283-7043 room and full bath. Close to all. 646-942-3870 AC & cable. Suite 2. $2,000/ month. 631-537-2293 Southampton Village: 3 bedroom 2 bath, fireplace. Deck, Bridgehampton: 1 BR apt in lawn, community tennis. Walk to village, train, jitney. October- new cottage, beautiful setting, May $2,000 month plus utilities. utilities included, $1,800 monthly. (631)335-6224 (973)632-3002. 516-510-6414 Sag Harbor 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, great room with fireplace. Private community and beach, boat slip available. Quiet, private, pristine. $2,500 per month. Available immediately. 631-928-5920. Sag Harbor 1 bedroom loft: $1,700 year round, $1,250 winter rental. Utilities included. 516-459-9598 Sag Harbor Village .Historic Townhouse 187 Madison St. Coops. Newly renovated Furnished garden apartments. Beautiful 1888 original hardwood floors, with all new kitchens and baths and furnishings. 800 Sq. ft. 1-2 bedrooms (w/ loft.) Pet friendly. Private parking and back yard garden. 8 minute direct walk to town. Close to beach. $1750.00 to $2,450/ month. Flexible. Pet friendly. EVERYTHING OVER A MILLION Sales Between 05/24/2008 Harold Fessenden to 438 Further Lane LLC, 438 Further Lane, 5,250,000 Winey LLC to Richard & Jane Novick, 9 Scuttlebut Farms, 6,250,000 Frances Schultz to John & Jennifer Tarbet, 210 Newtown Lane, 1,595,000 John Kelleher to Colleen A O'Callaghan, 14 Mill Hill Lane, 1,900,000 Saposhnik to Susan R & Chester J Borgida, 9 Country Lane, 1,250,000 Martino to Scott E & Alexandra L Delman-34 Scallop Ave, 1,111,000 Keirstead to Andrew I Koven 224 Bull Path, 1,870,000 Reimann to Susan Menu, 115 Hedges Lane, 2,300,000 0 216 Buckskill Road LLC to Matthew D Lentz, 216 Buckskill Road, 2,350,000 Thomas Tucker to Neal & D. Goldstein, 141 South Fairview Ave., 1,050,000 Mangieri to Almudena Legorreta, 19 Bay View Court, 2,000,000 Marilyn Healion to Judith Scofield Miller, 370 South View Drive, 1,350,000 32 Post Fields LLC, Ronit & Oleg Mitnik, 32 Post Fields Lane, 2,000,000 and 08/11/2008 REMSENBURG SHELTER ISLAND SAG HARBOR AMAGANSETT BRIDGEHAMPTON EAST HAMPTON Dimitri Boylan to Tobey & Frank Nelson, 124 South Country Rd, 2,650,000 Dimitri Boylan to Tobey Nelson, 124 South Country Rd, 1,000,000 McCarthy to Peter Goranites, 22 Great Circle Dr,, 1,175,000 Sag Harbor LLC to Nicholas & Faith Signorile, 89 Cliff Drive, 2,250,000 Susan LaMontagne to Robert D Reid, 30 High Street, 1,100,000 McCarthy/T. Family LP to Maren Pro. LLC, 152 South Main St., 7,000,000 Buld LLC to Lorrain Sommerville-Hall, 45 Captains Neck Lane, 5,025,000 Poremba to North Main St at SH LLC, 49 Pelletreau Street, 1,141,458 Lanahan to Timothy J Whealon 52 Osborne Avenue, 1,400,000 Paradise Point to Town of Southold,10250 North Bayview Rd, 2,604,000 Fili to Karen & Barry Frankel, 16 Esterbrook Road, 1,225,000 Misrahi to Franciska Bittan, 10 Cobber Lane, 1,100,000 16 Lott Ave. Realty LLC to Stephen & C. Maresco, 16 Lott Ave., 2,275,000 Michael, Lindsay & K. Elsas to Patricia Elsas, 122 Dune Rd., 1,725,000 The most reliable source for real estate information Now Available! w Accurate, up-to-date, affordable, on-line information about all real estate transactions in your community. Our weekly reports contain: > All Residential and Commercial closed sales in your area > A weekly list of mortgage Lis Pendens filings > The most up-to-date information available The most comprehensive reporting methods available, delivered right to your inbox every week. SOUTHAMPTON MONTAUK SOUTHOLD NORTH HAVEN ORIENT WAINSCOTT QUOGUE WESTHAMPTON BEACH 11111 S a l e s O f N o t Q u i t e A M i l l i o n D u r i n g T h i s P e r i o d 11111 AMAGANSETT BAITING HOLLOW CUTCHOGUE Estate of Scrandis to Ocean Capital Assoc. Inc, 489 Mtk. Hwy., 550,000 Olde Quogue Pastures 1 LLC to Eileen Bishop, Arbutus Road, 800,000 Tobey R & Frank X Nelson to 58 MHR LLC, 29 Bridle Path, 850,000 Estate of Dorothy Kirsch to Jack Nelson, 17 Rebadam Lane, 725,000 Simone Sindin to Glatter Gili Vaturi, 146 Saint Andrews Circle, 525,000 Wills to Pine Neck Holdings LLC, 1425 Pine Neck Road, 725,000 Majors Path LLC to Dennis SKINNER, 16 Gianna Court, 769,990 Lynch to Kenneth SISCO, 14 Meadowgrass Lane, 850,000 Serdock, A & P to Stillwell, W & J, 35 Sugar Loaf Rd, 987,000 Anthony H Palumbo (Referee) to Ted Assante, Sound View Ave., 765,000 Wanda & James Rowland to Shawna & D. Bianco, 343 Oak Ln., 549,999 Pulte Homes LLC to Marlene Vogel, 56 Samantha Circle, 520,000 Amy Kenton Gitlin to R Alicia Whitaker, 57 Baycrest Avenue, 575,000 Ujvari Family Trust to Louis & K. Ferolito, 15 Leeton Rd., 648,000 Claritza & B. Geremia to Marian & D. Rutigliano, 217 Landing Ln., 825,000 Susan & James Trentalange to John Ricci, 870 Fairway Drive, 735,000 John & E.Swanson to Liza & James Carpenter, 150 Copeces Ln., 850,000 Marsicano to Jacqueline A Kean, 5 Renees Way, 680,000 Alexander to Jamie Manville, 17 Greenway, 540,000 Violeta & Victor J.Thomas to David B Fuller, 21 Hillover Rd. East, 700,000 Carol G. Revocable Trust to Joseph & G. Giunta, 4 Bayside Ave., 865,000 Kujawski & Sons to Beyrodt Delea Assoc LLC, Manor Ln, 548,625 Estate of R. Corte to Charles & C. Locastro, 1475 Deep Hole Drive, 750,000 Marcia Goldman to Ronald & Carol Catena, 10 Shadbush Rd., 675,000 Jonathan Horowitz to Elizabeth J Peyton, 370 Munn Lane, 850,000 QUIOGUE REMSENBURG EAST HAMPTON SOUTHAMPTON HAMPTON BAYS JAMESPORT MATTITUCK MONTAUK ORIENT SOUTHOLD WADING RIVER WESTHAMPTON Data Provided by Long Island Real Estate Report For more info, call: 631-539-7919 To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 www.danshamptons.com 1143168 Visit us at: www.LIRealEstateReport.com DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 97 www.danshamptons.com REAL ESTATE FOR RENT / REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Year-Round Rentals Call owner: 917-721-3223 Sag Harbor Village Main Street. Large 1 bedroom. Renovated kitchen and bath. Parking. $1,795/ month plus utilities. 631-725-8080 Year-Round Rentals Open Houses Southampton: Immaculate ranch. 2 bedrooms, 2 baths. Granite, new kitchen, wood floor. Sunday 1 - 4 pm. 122 St. Andrews Circle. (631)655-7358 Water Mill. 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath home. Desirable area, 1/2 acre, must sell. REDUCED. $999,000. Principals only. By appointment. 917-597-6311. Homes Homes HAMPTON BAYS: Homes Southampton: Wow! Private entrance into 1 BR, furnished, spacious apt., in 2nd story Cape Cod. Picture window overlooking Bay. LR/ kitchen combo with entertainment area. Walk to Sag Harbor Village. 3 bedroom, College. $1,500 pays all! 631-271-3341, 516-680-5902 2 bath. Unfurnished. Fireplace, deck, new windows, full basement with washer/ dryer, pets ok. Wainscott, East Hampton: 2funished apts near ocean, $2600 + utilities. 631-725-1090 $25,000 or $15,000 Year Round. Sag Harbor: Beautifully reno- 631-537-3068. 212-879-3089. vated, large open living/ kitchen a firstname.lastname@example.org area, 2 BR, washer/ dryer. Walk to town $1950. 631-725-7189 Westhampton 2 Bedroom house, newly renovated, mint SAG HARBOR: New Construc- condition on .5 acre. Quiet dead tion. Barn/ Home. Perfct for end street. Fireplace, washer/ Live/ Work. Monthly $2100. For dryer. 917-687-5902 Sale $950,000 516-383-1598 Westhampton: Newly renoSagaponack. Beautifully furvated 3 BR apt., $1,850. nished new traditional on 2.5 monthly, utilities included. acres. 4/5 bedrooms, 4.5 baths, 631-288-3190 library with full bath. Chef's kitchen, heated pool, sunroom. Real Estate Services Spectacular setting. Year-round Certified buyer representative for $95,000. 631-324-6620, available to assist in your home 631-835-8040. purchase. Licensed RE broker, Shelter Island. Spacious energy MLS, NYSAR, SRES. Loretta Besser Family RE Inc. efficient 4 year old house, 3 516-818-4931. Bedroom, 2.5 baths, Fireplace, CAC, wood floors, washer/dryer. Walk to beach. Available October 1st. Fully furnished IMMEDIATE CASH 917-299-5896 or 718-915-2049. PAID FOR Southampton Commons Condo 2 bedroom, 2.5 bath, new kitchen, pool, tennis, Year round $2300/ month 631-259-3549 SOUTHAMPTON NEW CONSTRUCTION: 3400 square feet. 5 bedrooms, 4 baths, pool, fireplace, CAC, full basement. $3,950 plus utilities. Rent with option to buy. Available September 1. (631)567-1110 Southampton/ North Magee Charming 3 BR, 1 bath house on large property. Dishwasher, laundry, $2100/ month plus utilities. Available October 4. 917-273-0169 Southampton: Beautiful 3 BR contemporary/ pool, Winter rental possible at reduced rate $1575. 516-767-1279/ 516-978-5488 REAL ESTATE NOTES! Call John @ 631-208-1332 Cutchogue JUST REDUCED! Beautiful traditional on bucolic 1+ acre 3 bedroom, 2 bath New professional kitchen Brazilian cherry floors Koi pond, gazebo n much more! Condos/Co-Ops Westhampton Beach fully furnished 2 bedroom, 2 bath, ocean front, Yardarm Condominiums. $849,000. 631-462-1151 631-831-9384 PECONIC BAYFRONT RED CEDAR POINT Private Open Bayfront Contemporary on 1.2 Acres, 200' beach. Features great room with fireplace, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, full basement, 2 car, c/a. Must See! $2,100,000 Spacious Country Ranch. Recently renovated 4 bedroom, 2 baths, EIK, dining room, basement, OHA, deck and private back yard. $399,900 TWO BLOCKS TO MESCHUTT BEACH CHARMING COTTAGE Features enclosed sunporch, living room with fireplace, dining area, kitchen, 2 bedrooms, 1 bath, basement, C/A. Quick Sale! $399,000 One bedroom Co-Op with pool & tennis $99,000. GREAT STARTER A HOME RANCH 2 Bedrooms, living room, kitchen, & expansion room. Full basement, 1/3 Acre, upgrades. $349,000 Exclusives South Fork Realty 143 West Montauk Hwy Hampton Bays, NY 11946 Y 631-728-6565 Hampton Bays/ Shinnecock Hills WATERVIEWS! This totally renovated ranch sits high a top Shinnecock Hills with beautiful views of Shinnecock Bay It boasts 3 bedrooms, 2 new baths, new windows, custom 2-sided fireplace, u new stainless & granite, and new hardwood floors throughout In addition, the property has IGS to service the newly installed sod and professional landscape design Homes Aquebogue. Renovated North Fork Victorian mini- estate on 2.6 acres. Barns, vineyard. Zoned commercial. www.casadiamoreny.com Bridgehampton - S O H * REDUCED * Walk to Main St., Bike to Ocean, 3 BR, 1.5 bath, 2 car garage on .47 acre. Exclusive. Asking $1.995M. Mattituck/Cutchogue school district $599,999 Motivated owner Principals only 516-220-8420 East Hampton charming village ranch. Walk or bike. 3 bedroom, 2 bath. Spacious deck, outside shower. Half acre. Private yard. $685,000. 631-897-2151 East Hampton Priced To Sell 5 bedroom, 4 bath pool, pond, spectacular gardens. G reat In vestment n taxes, close to all. $1,450,000 Owner 917-873-7858 East Hampton- Springs. Handyman special. 3 bedroom, 2 bath, attached studio, fireplace, attached garage, 1/2 acre, beach and marina rights. $525,000 (804)370-4046 East Hampton/ Barnes Landing. 5 bedrooms, 3 baths, large deck, inground heated pool, 1/2 mile to bay beach with private parking. Needs cosmetics. $695,000. Owner (631)495-5118 EAST QUOGUE 14 Foxboro Road. New custom built home.4 BR, 4 bth, hardwood floors, on 1/2 acre, room for pool, frplc, many extras. Open house 9/6 & 9/7. 12- 4. By builder $849K. 631-338-3891 East Quogue Price Reduced for Quick Sale. New construction. 50'x20' pool, 3 zone AC, $999,000. Builder 631-581-7456 www.hamptonsnewhomes.com G reenport: charming Cottage on Silver Lake. 2/3 BR, 1 bath, FDR, EIK, studio loft, tastefully renovated, on a deep lot with small boat access and sunset views. $489,000. Call Owner for appointment 631-948-1047 RELAX BY THE POOL Y AND ENJOY THE VIEWS! $699,000 KP P roperty Group Call Jim Rooney (631)567-1110 Sag Harbor Village www.lakesidefsonline.com f Waterfront Condo Rent - Sell - Live Well 3 BR, 2.5 bath, fplc, CAC, Pool & Tennis. Walk to Main St. Exclusive Hampton Sales and Rentals East End's largest selection 1-800-870-0474 Hampton Bays Tiana Shores 4 bedroom Ranch 2.5 baths fireplace full basement lovely street with large deck and 2 car garage $449,000 Riverhead Great Investment Legal 2 family walk to village 3 bedroom up 2 bedroom down detached garage $289,000 Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. 61 Montauk Highway Quogue 631-653-4197 Jeancarbonerealestate.com Quiogue - New to Market and i won't last - Totally renovated country cottage with two bedrooms and one bath and large deck and plenty of room for expansion all on 1.1 acres. $445,000.00 Exclusive. Quiogue - Artist Chalet - two bedroom two bath charmer with fireplace, ROW to water, .50 acres $850,000.00 Exclusive Westhampton - Three bedrooms, one and one half baths, _+ acre, quiet neighbor, one car garage. $375,000.00 Exclusive Leslie Tarbell Donovan Accredited Home Asking $1.2M. HAMPTON BAYS $530,000 Ranch, 2,000 sq ft, flag lot. One of a Kind Construction .57 acres, 4 BR, 2 Bath, t office, 2.5 garage, all major appliances, heated gunite pool, CAC, CVAC, skylights, intercom, irrigation system, 100 amp r house stand-by generator, covered patio, fenced p roperty & much more! By Owner Open House Daily 12-3pm 631-728-0868. Cell 631-278-5366 K.R. McCrosson Staging Planner Office: 631-283-8175 Cell: 631-875-4303 (631)725-3471 Bridgehampton. Great investment property! Large 4 bedroom, 2 bath on private acre. Fireplace, full basement, quiet street. Short drive to Sag Harbor, East Hampton, Southampton. Room to expand. By owner $679,000. (917)691-4169 CENTER MORICHES Deep Waterfront Bulkheaded Shy 2 acres. 3 bedroom oldie Private, $1,100,000 Leslie Chornoma R.E. 631-878-6337 Real Estate To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 www.danshamptons.com DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 98 www.danshamptons.com REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Homes QUOGUE VILLAGE - NEW CONSTRUCTION! Homes Phillips BEACH Realty (631)-288-2300 Westhampton Beach www.phillipsbeach.com Westhampton 4 bedroom, 2.5 bath, pool $799,000. IN#52880 . Homes SHELTER ISLAND Enjoy Golf Course vistas from 3,500 sq. ft. traditional, This home features 4 bedrooms, including o upper & lower masters with Jacuzzi, great room with fireplace, granite kitchen, and f ormal dining room. Outside enjoy the privacy of 18 x 36 free form pool enveloped by stone wall with perennial gardens and fish pond. This home is located on 1.2 acres on the 13th fairway of the Garde ners Bay e Country Club $1.499,000 Principals only 631-749-2697 Cell 516-635-1876 Southampton "In The Hills", South of highway, 6 years new.....Custom Design,Mediterranean,Nestled on 1 private acre,"gates", True Stucco, ..featuring....Vaulted Ceilings,...5 BRS/, 4.5 baths, great room, library,decks, verandas,porches, gunite kidney pool, fin base, (suite & rec room), garage, fireplace, sprinklers, cac, and more ! Bike, 2plus miles to Ocean (Coopers Beach) & SH Village.. call owner /bkr, 917-331-2023... Price...1.788 mil (under appraised value) Also Summer Rental 30k per mth, avail, August & Sept Direct Access Real Estate, Inc. Southampton.. Nick Cerrato, Owner/Broker 917�331-2023 2 SOUTHAMPTON SHORES: Walk to beautiful bay beach, 3 tennis courts, marina. Adorable home, pretty property, heated 43' pool in private setting, mature plantings. Master bedroom on 1st floor plus 2 BRs and sleeping loft / office , 2 new baths. Double height living room, sunroom/ dining, eat in kitchen. Wonderful home and investment. $800,000. 631-525-9219 Southampton Township Waterview Cottage Mooring Rights $375,000 The Real Estate Shoppe t Barbara 631-874-5400 Homes SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE house. Location, Location! 3 Bedrooms, 3 Bath. Great bedroom views! Cathedral Ceiling. Woodburning Fireplace. Central Air. Full Basement. Short Walk to Town and Beach. 1/4+ Acre. Room for Pool. Upscale Neighborhood. Tennis Available. Needs work. As is. $699,000. Principals Only. 917-846-7785 WaterMill: Bright 3 bedroom, 2 bath home. Almost 2 acres. Wonderful free form gunite pool, gardens. Selling at land value! $999,999 631-726-2762. Westhampton Dunes Oceanfront: 5 bedroom, 3 bath Maintenance free, almost new Best buy on the ocean! $2M. 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Enjoy Country Club Living i Olympic Pool, Tennis Courts, Health Club & World Class Dinning. Call Edward J. Jarvis 631-835-9123 today for an appointment to meet the Builder/ Architect. Ask about our Unique P re-Construction price. u Homes Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton 631/283-8100 www.morleyagency.com Southampton - Brand New Great Escape! Private 2 acres, pool and tennis, impressive 5,400 square feet, stunning great rooms, 2 fireplaces, 6 bedrooms, 5.5 baths, central air, 2-car garage. Exceptional $2,495,000 t Southampt on Village - Renovated Perfection! Just right for delightful living, spacious 2,950 square feet, 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, central air, French doors, stone patio, pool, pool house, garage. Exquisite $1,795,000 Shinnecock Hills - Private Hideaway! Multi-level contemporary, upper deck waterviews, open living, fireplace, 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, central air, 2-car garage, decks, heated pool and hot tub. Exclusive $799,000 Bayfront, ROW to Ocean 4 bedroom, 3 bath $2,650,000. IN#39749 Quiogue 3 BR, 1.5 bth, large family room with stone fireplace, CVAC, large stone patio, .75 acre, 2 car garage, 9 years young. Minutes to town & beaches. Westhampton Beach school district, full basement. Low taxes. Room for pool. $725,000. 516-330-7570 Call Sue (843) 817-3811 for an Information Kit. *must qualify Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. 61 Montauk Highway Quogue, NY Florida: Boca Raton & Vicinity. 631-653-4197 www.HotShotHomes.com. Jeancarbonerealestate.com Prudential Florida Realty. Jay Goldstein, Broker-Assoc. Quogue - South of Quogue 561-789-5863. Street, 3/4 of an acre in prime location, $1,395,000.00 Westhampton - Waterfront, 1+ acre prime location, $1,100,000.00 Exclusive Boca- Delray- Palm Beach- Miami "BUYERS & SELLERS" GET RESULTS!!! Experience SAG HARBOR WATERFRONT! 2/3 acre on cove. REDWOOD ISLAND. 150 feet waterfront. Small house on property. u $1,700,000. Owner (631)208-3989 SAG HARBOR. WATERFRONT! Dredged deep water, bulkhead, private beach, sunsets, facing preserve. (631)875-1247 Prime Land Upstate New York. Waterfront, building lots, large parcels. Close to Colgate University, 7 Oaks Golf and Village. since 1976 Top NEGOTIATOR at Lang Realty Sheldon Jaffee WORLD CLASS SERVICE (561) 395-8244 waterfrontandluxuryestates.com Make Your Ads Stand Out ! Add One of these Features to your Classified Ad. Increase Text Size from 8pt to 9pt, 10pt, 11pt, 12pt, , Bolded Words, Italics, CAPS, Underline, Shading, URL Links, E-Mail, Links, Photos / Logos 13pt 14pt Florida Cape Coral investment unit. New 2BR, 2 Baths+ convertible den. 1,930 s.f. outside 315-824-8989 storage room, dedicated boat dock, heated pool/ spa, granite counters, custom cabinets, Italian Southampton: 1.4 acre building marble showers, tile floors, tiled lanai. Covered parking on 200 lot with health permit and utilifoot canal. Gulf access. Trade ties in place. Next to Suffolk County Preserve. With room for for condo or small house in Montauk or vicinity plus cash. 4- 6 bedroom home, pool and more! $695,000. 631-283-6385 Owner 954-328-6959 212-321-2851 or 973-650-1721 Eagle River Realty, LLC Wainscott: 1.1 acre south of the Highway with health permit and utilities in place. $3 million. Owner (917)319-2274 Howard Beach Queens: Co-op, 2 BR, 2 bath, newly refinished, $220,000 neg. Owner (631)324-0037 (Actual Size) To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 www.danshamptons.com DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 99 www.danshamptons.com REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Out Of Town NY Dutchess County: One-of-a-kind charming Farm on 57 private picturesque acres. Stream, pond and garde ns add beauty e to the in-ground pool, field stone walls, patios, eleven room home, 4 bedrooms, 3 fireplaces. r Gourmet kitchen becomes a family area with wrap-around windows overlooking lawns, fields. P roperty includes separate guesthouse, barn with two 13-foot doors, machine area and separate office. A 21-barrel winery with a 3,000 bottle rack room ready for fall production. On a 25-mile bike trail i near TSP, Metro North, Stewart Airport, 1-3/4 Hours from NYC. Motivated Seller 914-475-8821 845-462-6888 Out Of Town NY SULLIVAN COUNTY CATSKILLS Warm and inviting 6 bedroom farmhouse beautifully restored and appointed, wraparound deck overlooks swimming pond, 50+ acres $799,500. ESTATE SALE 7+ acres, pond, inground pool. Huge 6BR, 4 bath house, detached garage with apartment, needs some love, could be terrific family compound! $349,900. MalekProperties.com 845-583-6333 Out Of Town PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND CANADA: New Oceanfront Home with a panoramic view of 2 lighthouses, the Confedf eration Bridge, and surrounded by 200 acres of privacy. Offered at Builders Wholesale Cost. Hipped roof lines elegant entryway, 14' cathedral ceilings, water view from almost every window, heated triple-car garage, state of the art Geo-Thermal heating & A/C, mahogany hardwood & ceramic tile floors, hand stone & granite countertops, private masters quarters with en-suite, walk-in closet, and private covered porch. High Speed Internet connection, high definition satellite TV, central vac, ceiling fans & gorgeous large chandeliers, open concept den/ library with pillars & grand archways, 1600 sq. ft. deck with southern exposure. There is simply nothing like it in PEI at any price. $499,877+GST. See sunburycove.com for more info. Michael Poczynek, Century 21 Northumberland, (902)888-8860. Real Estate Wanted Buyer/ Client looking to purchase 4 - 5 bedrooms, 3 plus baths. Southampton/ Watermill area. $1.3 - $1.7 million. If you have such a property, please contact Loretta Besser Family RE Inc. Certified buyer representative 516-818-4931. All replies strictly confidential. Realtor Listings landscaping, full basement, 1 car garage.Enjoy outstanding beaches, parks and overall beauty in hamlet with real community spirit. $459,000 Exclusive IN# 31270 Sag Harbor, 2 story featuring 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, kitchen, den, hardwood floors, huge backyard! Needs a little TLC!! Terms and conditions subject to bank approval. $550,000 Exclusive IN# 32015 East Quogue home in country setting. Includes master bedroom with bath plus 2 guest rooms, 1.5 baths, living room, eik, dining area, laundry room, beautifully landscaped, heated iigp, hot tub and 2 car garage/ workshop. $599,000 Exclusive IN# 50289 Hampton Bays, Vacant Land! Great Peconic in your back yard, large enough to build a 4000 sq. ft house, separate 2 car garage and room for pool. 200 feet to Peconic beach, view of Squires Pond, walk to pond/ Peconic East Landing Beach. DEC approval and Health any day. $995,000 Exclusive IN# 05547 East Quogue Waterfront. Room for mom in spacious home featuring 5+ bedrooms, 3 baths, den w/ fpl, finished basement, patio, hardwood floors, back yard leading to floating dock, the amenities go on$1,100,000 Exclusive IN# 13765 Coldwell Banker Prestigious Properties WHB 631.288.0400 www.coldwellbankerhamptons.com Quality Green Home- East Moriches 3,200 sq. ft. beauty, located on 3/4 private acre offers 4 BR, 2.5 BA, Realtor Listings FPL, granite kitchen, CAC, georgeous master suite. Backs to preserve, uses Geo-Thermal technology.IN# 12548 Exclusive $599,000 Bay Estates- East Quogue 3 BR, 2 BA, 2 car garage, family room w/ fpl, room for pool and expansion. New roof and CAC system installed. Primary residence or a second home.IN# 47712 Co-Exclusive $659,000 Pool & Tennis- East Quogue Spacious 4 BR Post Modern has EIK, formal DR, LR and FM w/ fpl. The acre plus has heated pool,all-weather tennis. Already gramed, is an accessory apt. over the detached 2 car garage.IN# 10918 Exclusive $1,145,000 Classic Hamptons- Westhampton Beach Village South of highway, less than a mile to beach, 4 BR residence with main floor master suite; 3 BR, loft area upstairs. Features include vaulted ceilings, skylights, FPL, screened porch, quiet meditation garden, pool and guest house. IN# 13440 Exclusive $1,395,000 Let the Games Begin- East Quogue Spectacular Contemporary boasts 1st floor master en-suite w/ 5 additional BR, 3 BA, granite kitchen, open floor plan, great room with double height cathedral ceilings and wood burning FPL, large deck, heated pool w/ hot tub and har-tru tennis court. IN# 33488 Exclusive $1,495,000 Build to Suit- East Quogue Tall oaks stand as silent sentinels surrounding the 1+ acre parcel. To be constructed is a fabulous 4 BR, 4.5 BA Post Modern home w/ main floor master, formal DR, library, 2 car garage & pool. IN# 14982 Exclusive $1,175,000 New Service Directory; Mind, Body & Spirit; Design Directory and Classified Ads are up online 3pm every Wednesday! Classifieds & Service Directory address: 51 Hill Street, Southampton 2 doors west of the movie theater Realtor Listings Coldwell Banker Prestigious Properties East Quogue 631-653-3535 www.coldwellbankerhamptons.com East Quogue Ranch.Lovely home boasts 3 bedrooms, renovated kitchen, dining area, hardwood floors, garage, basement, igp, deck, sprinkler system, convenient to school & town. $390,000 Exclusive IN# 12658 Hampton Bays Ranch with easy access to town and beach. 3 BR, 2 BA, EIK, LR w/ FPl, den, deck, mature 1195107 To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 www.danshamptons.com DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 100 www.danshamptons.com REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Realtor Listings Coldwell Banker Prestigious Properties East Hampton 631-324-7850 www.coldwellbankerhamptons.com Country Living by the Beach Sweet, charming farmhouse with contemporary flair, complete with front porch, backyard with pool and privacy. Open living room with wood burning stove, spacious dining room and a kitchen made for entertaining! The first floor master and two additional generous guest bedrooms/ bath complete this perfect picture. Year Round rental $2,600 month IN#91178 Realtor Listings Coldwell Banker Prestigious Properties Southampton 631-283-5400 www.coldwellbankerhamptons.com Southampton- Updated ranch located on a quiet 1.1 acre of land. 3 bedrooms, 3 baths, an ample living room w/ fpl and vaulted ceiling. The kitchen has been updated and is complete with pantry. Exclusive IN#30574 $899,000 Shinnecock Hills- 4 bedroom 2 bath traditional isperfect starter home or project for an investment property. Living room w fpl, eik, 2 bedrooms on first floor and 2 uptsairs, attatched garage, decking all on .33 acre. Exclusive IN#42387 $545,000 Shinnecock Bay- Private Waterfront Condo Resort on 5 acres of Shinnecock Bay. Comes nicely furnished with 2 bedrooms and 2 baths. Eik, spacious living room and large private patio backing up to woods. Exclusive IN#54909 $399,900 Southampton- Charming 2 Bedroom, 1 Bath Cottage With Easy Access to Southampton & Sag Harbor. Features eik, Sunny Living Room, Loft, Sun porch,Back Porch, Front Pergola. Exclusive IN#29390 $525,000 Center Moriches- New England style beach cottage with waterviews of Moriches Bay was completely updated in 2006. Fine workmanship in the built-in craftsman furnishings and trim work. Exclusive IN#13711 $485,000 Hampton Bays- Wonderful ranch is situated on 1/3 acre with 2 bedrooms, 1 full bath, living room and eik. Backyard is secluded with an inground pool and cabana. Exclusive IN#16654 $410,000 CORCORAN Amagansett Office 140 Main Street Sunny Saltbox. East Hampton. Skylights, decks, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, .42 acres, room for pool. Exclusive $550K WEB# 17917 Agnes Bristel 631.267.7402 Realtor Listings Further Lane Classic. Amagansett. 1.36 acres, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, porch, garage. Near everything. Co-Exclusive $6.5M WEB# 55427 Phyllis Estey 631.267.7431 Dunes Beach House. Amagansett. Modern 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, 3 fireplaces, CAC, room for pool. Exclusive $3.9M WEB# 12467 Vicky Thompson 631.267.7430 Renovated Contemporary. Montauk. 2.6 acre flag lot. 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, 2 car garage, 3 fireplaces. Exclusive $1.595M WEB# 42014 Peter Moore 631.267.7421 Clearwater Beach. Prime building lot, close to the marina. Room for house and pool. Exclusive $489K WEB# 4764 Brian Nicholson 631.267.7406 "The Butterfly House" East Hampton. Open, airy 1 story. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths on .58 acres. Room for pool. Exclusive $750K WEB# 15619 Arlene Reckson 631.267.7422 Ditch Plains. Montauk. Best Surfing Beach. 1,700 sq. ft. ranch. 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, full basement. Exclusive $950K WEB# 23765 John Taylor 631.267.7453 Dunes Traditional. Amagansett. 1.5 acres, 4 bedroom suites + half bath, CAC, decks, heated pool. Exclusive $3.7M WEB# 42333 Krae Van Sickle 631.267.7400 Sag Harbor Office 96 Main St/155 Main @ Madison Sag Harbor Home On Quiet CulDe-Sac. Near village and beaches, 4 bedroom, 2.5 bath home on .60 acre. Exclusive $749K WEB# 33776 Maureen Geary 631.725.3867 Sensational Bayfront View. Sag Harbor. On Noyac Bay, 3 bedroom, 3 bath centrally located with marina. Exclusive $2.395M WEB# 29071 Maureen Geary 631.725.3867 Realtor Listings Devlin McNiff Real Estate 3 North Main Street East Hampton, NY 11937 631.324.6100 www.devlinmcniff.com East Hampton Village Land. Pretty and spacious shy half acre of land on a flaglot on Sherrill Road in East Hampton Village. Can accomodate house, pool, and garage. Building permits in place. Exclusive. Ed Brody. $1,550,000. IN#04687 New Home In Northwest. 3,500 s.f. house is conveniently located between East Hampton and Sag Harbor. 4 bedooms, 3.5 baths including main floor master suite, eik with natural stone countertops, living room with high ceilings and fpl; & media room. Exclusive. $1,650,000. Ann Rasmussen. IN#55137. Gerard Drive With Water Views. Sunset views over Accabonac Harbor, glorious sunrises over Gardiner's Bay plus private beach access. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, living room, dining room, kitchen, town water, large deck. Exclusive. David Zazula. Just Reduced to $1,195,000. IN#10472. Gateway To East Hampton Village. Perfect spot for professional office in East Hampton Village. 3/4 acre property has plenty of room for expansion, pool, pool house. Turn of the Century 4 bedroom house w/ many original details. Exclusive. David Zazula. Reduced to $799,000. IN#49771. Best Deal In E.H. Mint condition salt on 1/3 acre in East Hampton. 3 brs, 2 baths, open living/ dining/ kitchen area. Full basement, large deck. Well located. Room for pool. Exclusive. Reduced to $589,000. IN#46842. It's Like Getting A Free House. 1700 s.f. set on private acre. Top Northwest area is priced at about land value. Master suite on first floor w/ 2 add'l bedrooms with a shared bath on second floor. Exclusive. Ed Brody. Just Reduced to $875,000. IN#10480. Realtor Listings Treescape Special. Convenient condo in beautiful area of Northwest. 3 bedroom/ 2 bath end unit w/ large community pool,tennis facility. Back on market. Owner Anxious. Just Rreduced to $599,000. Exclusive. IN#47175. Legal Two Family In East Hampton. Unusual situation on North Main Street just outside Village of EH. Two legal residences with separate entrances. One with 3 BR's; One with 2 BR's. Big rent producer. Exclusive. David Zazula. $695,000. IN#52971. Dunes Beach House At Great Price. Fixer upper with 4 bedrooms, 2 baths, over 1500 sq. ft. of living space. Access to Amagansett East Assoc. private ocean beaches steps away. Exclusive. JR Kuneth. $1,295,000. IN#10974. Sunset Shores Close to Peconic Bay. First offering of 4 bedroom 2.5 bath home on 1/2 acre in Sunset Shores. Living room, EIK, family room with antique exposed beams, 2 car garage, large deck, & outdoor shower. Exclusive. Patricia Stanis. $749,000. IN# 18571. A Wonderful Life. New listing on quiet NW cul-de-sac with meticulously maintained grounds, protected by deer fence. 3 bedrooms, pool, deck with access to dining area and living room. New Exclusive. Leslie Hillel. $799,000. IN#21399. Realtor Listings pool, CAC, 2 car garage. F#55333 East Hampton $1.1- 1.45 New subdivision, 4 lots ranging from 2.4 to 3.0, room for house, pool and tennis, close to town Co-Excl. F# 63999 East Hampton $825,000 Close to all. Brigh, airy contemporary tucked away at the end of cul-de-sac, on almost an acre. Features 3 BR, 3 B, den/ office, Tastefully decorated, just minutes from East Hampton Village, beaches, Jitneys, train. Co-Excl. F#65433 East Hampton $6,800,000 Victorian Italianate. New villa features 5 BR, incl 2 master suites, one w/ sauna, both w/ steam showers. 2 guest BR on 1st floor w/ baths. Gourmet kitchen, extensive living area, 3 fpls, CAC, air filtration, Finished bsmt staff apartment w/ full bath, an indoor endless pool, media room, completely equipped gym; elevator. Entire house iwheelchair accessible. outdoor living courtyard with deck, fire pit, gunite 66 ft. htd pool, outdoor shower. Private marina and bay beach one block away. Exclusive F#251148 East Hampton $895,000 Full acre SOH property opens to reserve. 3 BR, multi dwelling, 2 family home. Heart of Wainscott South offering a FDR, sun room, large den and up to date kitchen. Separate 2 car garage and possibility for expansion, pool. Excl. F#66356. Clearwater Waterfront with Dock Literally 100 Yards to Private Gated Beach Community plus your own waterfront home with private dock 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, totally renovated, upper deck lower patio Incredible home. Enjoy year round $3,000 per month IN#71984 Private Marina & Bay Beach Area Immaculately furnished 4 bedroom 2 bath ranch. Living room opens into dining and kitchen areas for "great room" convenience. Private back yard includes deck all brick barbeque area Additional amenities include use of private marina and bay beach Yearly rental is $2,700 per month. IN#64266 Village Classic Simple serenity in heart of village. 4 bedroom 2 bath, legal two family on quiet cul de sac adjacent to park like grounds. Great income producer in current 2 apartment configuration or pied � terre w/ separate apartment. Can also be easily converted to single family use. Convenient to all. 2 minute walk to town. Year round rental $29,000 IN#69942 East Ham pton Oppty Charming m family- style Mint Saltbox.On protected flag lot in East Hampton. Over 1/3 acre with room for pool. House has bedroom and bath on first floor, 2 bedrooms and full bath on second floor. Nice living/ dining area with open kitchen and large deck. Full basement accessible from inside & outside. Clean, well maintained. Year Round $26,400 IN#69241 East Hampton $2,500,00 0 Designer's own compound located quick Stunning. Builder Renovated and re- drive to the ocean and bay beaches. 6 BR, 4 B (including one with steam designed every square inch of home shower), 2 sitting rooms w/ fpls, prof. on shy half acre in East Hampton. 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, living room with kitchen and gym. Beautifully landscaped grounds include pool, private fpl, new kitchen and baths, beautiful Har-Tru tennis and Koi ponds on 2.2 pool and grounds. New Exclusive. glorious acres. $2,500,000, Exclusive $945,000. IN#25127 F#53739. Adorable Beach Bungalow. Walk tto Maidstone Beach or Maidstone Park from cute 3 bedroom beach bungalow. On large 2/3 acre with room for pool or expansion. New Exclusive. Jennifer Linick. $689,000. IN#29033. East Hampton $3,495,000 On 1.38 acres 6 BR and 5.5 B, 2 master suites and a bonus/ media room. Master suite on 1st floor, and 1 on the 2nd. Top line baths, open floor plan, kitchen with all quality appliances, handmade kitchen cabinets, granite countertops. Central vac, sound sysPriv ate Retreat. On huge 1.8 acre v tem. 3 car garage, 20x 45 htd gunite property, sleek modernist home afpool, mahogany decking, community fords total privacy. 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, heated pool,eik, master suite on tennis. Excl. F#59638. main floor, lush landscaping. New East Hamp ton $1,800,000 Newp Exclusive. Ann Rasmussen. Mediterranean luxury 4,000 sf. home $995,000. IN#30038. located in waterfront community. 4 BR, 5 B, prof. kitchen with granite Pristine & Ready For You. Squeaky countertops, radiant heat floors, 3 fpls clean contemporary saltbox with lots and 2 0ft. cathedral ceilings. Prof. of light throughout. 3 bedrooms and 2 landscaping surrounds a htd gunite full baths.Tranquil backyard that ofpool with bluestone terrace, waterfall, fers a great deck plus pool surrounded top-of-the-line BBQ, outdoor fpl and with brick and additional decking. separate pool house with basement. Awesome grounds on .40 of an acre. Excl. F#62692. New Exclusive. Jack Kelleher or Judy Mendoza. $620,000. IN#33948. Prudential Douglas Elliman Hampton Bays Office 631.723.2721 Prudential Douglas Elliman Northport $1,640,000 Gorgeous EAST HAMPTON OFFICE 631.329.9400 stone home w/ fine details. Cherry /granite EIK w/ viking appl., Hw flrs, East Hampton $1,295,000 New con- radiant heat, serv. quarters, htd pool, struction, 5 BR, 4 B, gourmet cabana/ guest house. Excl. #2094581 kitchen/ family room, formal living and dining room, 2 fpls, 2 car garage, Northport $500,000 Excellent condiroom for pool, 3,115 sq.ft. of great tion, 4 BR, 1.5B , FDR, LR, EIK, fpl, detail. F#64863 all appliances, wood floors, patio, OHW, full basement, 2-zone heat, atEast Hampton $3,300,000 New con- tic, approx. 2,700 sq.ft. Excl. struction, great build, master suite +3 F#2107888 addition en-suite BR, formal living East Quogue $2,300,000 Commerand dining, gourmet EIK, finished bsmt with media room/ wet bar and cial. Convenient location, main buildbath. 1 car garage, CAC, htd pool, ing offers 1 BR apt. and 4 BR house. close to stores, restaurants. F#64617 Warehouse is approx. 500 sf. w/ 25 parking spaces. Excl. F#349666 East Hampton New construction, Sagaponack Land $1,500,000 9.2 6000+ sq.ft. on 2+ arce lot. Close to town w/ 5 BR incl. big master and Jr. acres, can be 4 acres each or 3 parcels master suites, 7.5 B, family room off of 2.1 acre each with variance. kitchen, 3 fpls, finished bsmt, htd F#63540 New Waterfront Home Watermill, NY NJC By appointment: 122 Crescent Ave. Watermill, NY 631-365-2888 Contracting Corp. Residential Builders & Developers Quality Construction Since 1990 John Devito � 631.365.2888 JDevito9@verizon.net 1146985 To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 www.danshamptons.com DAN'S PAPERS, September 5, 2008 Page 101 www.danshamptons.com REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Realtor Listings Prudential Douglas Elliman Hampton Bays Office 631.723.2721 Realtor Listings Realtor Listings Hampton Bays $225,000 Co-op set on 2.40 acres complex known as Swiss Aire Resort, features air conditioning, hardwood flooring, pool. The comforts of home await! Excl. F#61617 | Web#52633 Prudential Douglas Elliman WESTHAMPTON OFFICE 631.288.6244 Quogue $979,000 New to market. Located on cul-de-sac in very private wooded area. Turn key home w/ 4 BR, 3 B, fpl, htd pool with new mahogany decking, Mint condition. Excl. F#67177. Quogue $1,150,000 Custom built by owner in 2001, newly renovatedPost modern featuring 4 BR, 2.5 B, CAC, fpl, partially finished bsmt with outside entrance. 2 car garage, plenty of room for expansion. The large 20x 40 pool area with slide and diving board provides additional space for lounging. Excl. F#50273. Quogue $1,699,000 SOH, 2 story traditional/ post modern boasts 4 BR, 3.5 B on magnificently landscaped property. Grand entry hall with atrium, 3 fpls, master suite, 3 guest BR, FDR, Sunny EIK plus 2 car garage. Pool/ spa area, Koi pond. Great privacy on shy 2 acre parcel. Close to everything- 90 minutes from NYC. Virtual Tour. Excl. F#360321. East Quogue $2,795,000 Spectacular 5,600 sf. post modern home on 1.5 acres and a 3,000 sf. finished bsmt w/ gym, full bath, maids room. 5 BR, 6 full luxury baths, 1st flr master, dou- Realtor Listings ble height ceilings, stone, marble baths, 14-zones of radiant heat, 4 fpl Expansive bluestone surrounding htd pool and spa. Excl. F#65172. Southampton $349,000 Arguably the best unit in Club on the Bay, waterfront compound in Southampton. Pool, deep water boat slips. Unitspecial due to your slip, with 12-ft. beam, directly in front of your deck. Wainscotting, hardwood floors, gourmet galley. Excl. F#43442 Westhampto n Beach $1,485,000 o Built in 1925, this is a one of a kind compound is right in the heart of the village. The Main House features 3 BR with detached carriage house featuring 2 car garage and two 2 BR, 1 B garden apartments. Excl. F#65873 Realtor Listings Well maintained traditional with 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, fpl, basement and attached garage plus shed for additional storage on full acre, with private pool surrounded by decking and terraced garden. Close to bay beaches and within minutes of East Hampton Village. Web#45400. Co-Exclusive. $1,095,000. East Hampton office 631-329-8080 4 bedroom home close to East Hampton Village, marinas, and ocean and bay beaches. Front porch into a perfect family home. New kitchen, living room with flp, and dining room. Lovely landscaped .73 acres surrounds pool. Web#30876. Co-Exclusive. $1,200,000. East Hasmpton office 631-329-8080 Realtor Listings and entertaining. Web#36222. EXCLUSIVE. $3,995,000. Bridgehampton Office 537-3200 Peconic Bay Views. Excellent investment opportunity. Views of bay from almost every room. Generous living room, eik with sliders to deck, 4 bedrooms, 2 baths. Shady front and side decks. Separate entry for garage from street behind house. Private community beach steps away. Web#56974. Exclusive. $749,990. Bridgehampton Office 537-3200 Live the Country Life. Immaculate home nestled in private wooded setting. Living room with fpl, dining room, gourmet kitchen, family room, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, basement, garage. Room for pool. Swim, fish, kayak, boating and tennis at private community beach. Web#12653. Exclusive. $910,000. Bridgehampton Office 537-3200 TOWN AND COUNTRY RE Southold Office o 631-765-0500 1TownandCountry.com Magnificent Sound Front Waterfront with 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, large kitchen with granite counters, beautiful pool surrounded by brick patio all on 1.9 acres with 150' of frontage overlooking Long Island Sound. A must see!! $2,150,000. Web#33256 Southold Office 63-765-0500 Laurel Bay and Pond Views Very close to beautiful sandy bay beach and pond too! Sit on the deck of this 3 bedroom, 1 bath cottage and enjoy the spectacular bay and pondviews. Exclusive. $1,199,000. Web#32483 Southold Office 631-765-0500 Hampton Bays $1,125,000 Traditional w/ open floor plan, large bedrooms, gourmet EIK and beautifully detailed baths. Deck and patio surHampton Bays Land $395,000 Great round pool and built-in spa, and bas1 acre rolling property has wonderful ketball court on side yard. Excl. water views and is just 150ft. to Peco- F#63532 | Web#H55186 nic Bay. Excl. F#67005 East Quogue $999,999 Custom conHampton Bays $589,000 2 story tratemporary w/ pool, main level master ditional SOH on quiet cul-de-sac w/ 3 w/ adjoining book cased loft library BR, 2 B, entrance foyer, LR w/ fpl, and home office, plus steam room. gourmet EIK, htd pool, granite This 5 BR, 3.5 B, 2 story also feacounter tops, CAC. Excl. F#59640 tures hardwood flooring, 2 fpls, great Hampton Bays $400,000 Ranch w/ 3 room, basement and CAC. Many customized detail. F#64280 | BR, 1 B, family room, office space, Web#H18509 OHW, winter waterviews, moments from beach. Excl. F#66866 Center Moriches $649,000 Boater's Riverhead $399,000 Condo in gated community w/ pondview, open floor plan, 2B R, 2B, EIK, DA, LR w/ frple, basement, garage, vaulted ceilings, skylight. Excl. #66873 Hampton Bays $535,000 Well constructed home with garage on .43 acre, 3 BR, 2 B, kitchen w/ dining area. LR w/ fpl, vaulted ceiling, 2 sky lights, bay window, hrdwd flrs, laundry room. Excl. F#67189 East Quogue $399,500 2 BR, 2 B ranch offers detached 2 car garage, enclosed porch & peaceful back yard setting. Just 1/10 mile to Shinnecock Bay beach. Excl F#66705 Prudential Douglas Elliman QUOGUE OFFICE 631.653.6700 Remsenburg $1,150,000 5 BR, 3.5 B Post modern on 1.60 acres. Pool, pool/ guest house, tennis court, updated kitchen, fpl and Jacuzzi. Newly finished 1 BR bsmt apartment with permits for legal rental. Excl. F#66219 | Web# H45265 heaven w/ 83ft. bulkhead on Orchard Neck Creek Boat ramp accessible from oversized detached garage and street. Totally renovated home w/ 3 BR, 1.5 B, new kitchen, high ceilings, open spaces. Private hot tub. Excl. F#66662 | Web#H73343 Hampton Bays $480,000 Wood burning stove in living room, dining room, kitchen with breakfast area, 3 BR and 2 B. First floor laundry room and full finished bsmt. Enjoy the deck and spacious yard with room for pool. Excl. F#65962 | Web#H43362 Westhampton Beach $749,000 IPost modern w/ 4 BR, 2 B. Newly renovated, garage, full basement, parklike grounds with room for pool. Complete home automation system, master BR w/ beautiful tile bath and balcony, CAC, central vac. Excl. F#66885 | Web#H22567 Calverton $610,000 4 BR, 2.5 Bs contemporary ideally set on .67 acres boasting finished bsmt, hardwood flooring, guest quarters, fpl and CAC. Excl. F#66344 | Web#H48285 Most desirable East Hampton Village Street. 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