DAN’S PAPERS
Page 20 August 17, 2012
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What if THESE came to town? 5.
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What Color Should You Paint Your House?
Sharks
Card Shark Land Shark Movie Shark Sharky the Shark
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a. Broccoli Farm b. Hog Rendering Plant c. Oil Well d. Captain Marvel
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Names for Roads
a. Hit the Road b. Sunny Side of The c. South of the Highway d. Billionaire Boulevard
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Clear See Through CamOUFLAGE Patouli Plaid
SHAKESPEARE VS. THE SQUADRON Last Saturday night, the Village of Greenport stupidly booked their waterfront park to two different groups at the same time. They were Shakespeare in the Park and the Long Island Power Squadron.
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Shakespeare had a stage and an audience watching. The Power Squadron had a tent, and, after a huge day boating, a crowd partying. Romeo declared his troth to Juliet. The tent emitted DJ music and slot machine chatter. Then the Nurse tells Juliet Romeo is dead.
The Hamptons Needs Its Own Special Drink
a. Noyac Chocolate Milk b. Gansett Goop c. Montauk Malted d. Southampton Scotch e. Quogue Bogged
“This torture should be roared in dismal hell,” Juliette wails. “Hath Romeo slain himself? If he be slain, say thou but ‘ay.’ And that bare vowel shall poison more than the death-darting eye of cockatrice. If he be slain, say ‘ay,’ or if not “no!!” With that, Gloria Gaynor started singing “I Will Survive.”
The Hamptons is Being Hit On By...
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Tourists Trade Parade Summerpeople Locals Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles
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tennis lessons,
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Where can you enjoy authentic German food? a. Berlin b. Hamburg c. Frankfurt d. Montauk
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5 Holidays to Celebrate This Week a. Bad Poetry Day b. Serendipity Day c. Cupcake Day d. Men’s Grooming Day e. Hug Your Boss Day Find more things to celebrate at Danshamptons.com/events
anyone? look who’s here! See Page 53