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Whales Do it
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1. leaping 2. slapping 3. blowing 4. diving 5. squeaking
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Shinnecock at the crossroads
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a. parliament b. benevolent dictatorship c. senate and assembly d. trustees decide
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Spring Struggles Ask anyone around here and they will tell you that spring is struggling to get in. One day it’s 65 degrees in February. The next, it’s 30 degrees in May. This is most unusual for this time of year. What’s going on? I emailed the Lord (at god@gmail. com). I didn’t get a response—he gets a lot of mail. But he did fire out a Tweet. “Trouble is,” he wrote, “global warming. Usually, I can bring it in slow. Think the finale of Beethoven’s Ninth and how it builds. The spring has been real difficult. Regrets and apologies.” (God doesn’t limit himself to 140 characters) We’ve got work to do. Think local. Go easy on the gas pedal. Paint things green. Fight those trying to kill creatures going extinct. Save the earth. -- DR
What’s the toughest
creature to herd on the east end? 1. cattle 2. cats 3. bison
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Classic cars
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5 unheralded heroes of grilling history a. cavemen b. christopher columbus c. George Washington d. henry ford e. robert De Niro
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Holidays to
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May 5 cinco de mayo
hamptons garage 1. Ferrari 2. porsche
4. deer 5. tourist
celebrate this week
3. MGB 4. Jaguar
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starting where you’re supposed to start.
Sundays on the east end means...
a. climbing the Montauk lighthouse b. finding treats at Bay burger c. flying a kite on the beach d. chowing down on chutney
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a. tweeting b. sneezing c. texting d. friending e. linking f. coughing
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lumpy rug day star wars day no diet day National tourism day no sock day
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years in a row that an east ender has been selected as the world’s most beautiful woman by People. Not that we’re surprised. See who this year’s honoree is on page 17