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exposes, with the help of Michael Malice (St. Martin’s Press), the wild and weird requests he’s had over the years—top tix to Broadway shows, entree to exclusive restaurants, intimate massages, a bathtub filled with Godiva chocolate—serving the “millionaires, moguls and madmen,â€? rock stars and hedge fund superstarsâ€?ĂŽ who stay at top luxe hotels, condos and private clubs. Tales true, names changed. East End voyeur alert: check out chapter 16, “Circle in the Sandâ€? about the Hamptons (we come out pretty well).
Crusoe, the Canine Castaway (Silogram Press) by East Hampton resident, speech/language therapist and children’s book author Marion Margolis, with engaging illustrations by Nick Cordone (he’s made Dan’s covers), may be for kids ages 4 to 8 (simple text, invitingly set), but for sure adults will enjoy the puns and allusions (“Call me Crusoe,� it begins). Crusoe, an Australian cattle dog, lives with the Robinsons. He falls overboard on one of their sailing sprees, winds up miraculously on an island and heroically saves a lost goat from an erupting volcano (“no kid left behind�). A portion of the proceeds will be directed to the Wildlife Rescue Center of the Hamptons.
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Punte del Este calls itself “the Hamptons of the South.� After lunch, shots of Grappamiel, the national drink of Uruguay were poured and the glasses clinked in a toast. Cigars were passed around. Punte del Este is famous as a classy winter resort with limousines, wealthy businessmen, beautiful women, fundraiser charity events, beaches, beautiful mansions, fashionable shops and sheep located on the Atlantic Ocean, just like us. COMMISSIONER ASPINALL’S MESSAGE It’s been a wonderful week here at Hampton Subway. It’s always about this time that the weekly ridership rises to the 10,000 mark and this year, we got it there a week early thanks to the marketing wizardry of our new public relations director Rhoda Osmosis, recently hired away from the San Francisco BART Subway system. Rhoda put together a campaign of having Subway employees grab passerbys on the sidewalk above the subway entrances and herding them down through the turnstiles to board the trains. The campaign ended immediately upon our reaching the magic number of 10,000, but at the last minute, the entire Water Mill High School Bowling Team boarded with the sliding doors closing behind them, so in the end there were 10,009.
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