DAN'S PAPERS, April 2, 2010 Page 4 www.danshamptons.com Deep Root Fertilizing = Summer Splendor East End Organics offers a Deep Root Fertilizing Program for trees, shrubs and plant beds. When was the last time your plants were properly fed? Now is the time to feed, don’t risk your investment in your plants. Our program will keep your plants from turning brown and protect their long-term health! Free Estimate 631-287-6699 East End Organics is a division of East End Tick & Mosquito Control 1195991 TABLE OF CONTENTS F CALL CAROL OR BILL DUFFY FOR A FREE ESTIMATE www.EastEndAwning.com Custom door and window awnings Residential and commercial 1317274 MAIN STREET OPTICS Dr. Robert Ruggiero • Open 7 Days Year Round • 11 Food Fights by Dan Rattiner 14 Ripped from the Archives: Love in Bloom by Dan Rattiner 15 A Pants Pocket Calls Us at 2 A.M. by Dan Rattiner 17 Law Hijinks by Dan Rattiner T 17 China, Geographically Challenged by Dan Rattiner U 22 Rhyme Nor Reason by Susan Galardi R 23 Who’s Here: Hal McKusick, Jazz Musician E by Judy S. Klinghoffer 24 S 82 Main St. Southampton • 631•287•7898 RJ & THERESA NOLAN NEED OUR SUPPORT COLUMNS 25 Bias on Trial in Riverhead by T.J. Clemente 26 Givin’ You the Business by T.J. Clemente 27 Estate of Mind by T.J. Clemente 18 Green Monkeys 30 Sheltered Islander 32 Hampton Subway 12 South O’ the Highway 32 Photo Page 28 20something 38 37 Take a Hike Shop ‘til You Drop 39 Err, A Parent Simple Art of Cooking Side Dish 35 Dining Log 41 Honoring the Artist 41 Horse Boy by Stacy Dermont Art Commentary 43 Over the Barrell 43 North Fork Events 39 42 Kids’ Events Art Events 42 44 Movies Day by Day 9 Hampton Luxury Liner Schedule Letters to Dan 45 46 56 Police Blotter Service Directory Classified LIFESTYLE DINING 34 36 FOOD D • BEER R • WINE E • MUSIC Friday, May 14th 6PM-10PM A&E 40 NORTH FORK Ticketss $50 Winter Tree’s Owner Heads South by Marion Wolberg Weiss Since 1994, Thersa has been battling the autoimmune disease Sarcoidosis. Over the years, this debilitating illness has traveled to her lungs, lymph nodes, and bones, This March, Theresa learned that the Sarciodosis is present in her heart and has reached an advanced stage. She has been urged by her team of doctors to visit the Cleveland Clinic in Ohio in hopes that the Cardiac Sarcoid specialists there can help her with this life-threatening diagnok You! sis. Please help us help Theresa and RJ. Thank Tim m Burke’s 230 Elm, Southampton APRIL 2, 2010 North Fork Wins by Dan Rattiner 1317265 Exams • Contacts • Emergency Service Most Extensive Selection Including Cartier • Chrome Hearts • Oliver Peoples NUMBER 2 15 E A 631-287-6080 VOLUME XLVII (Available at Southampton Chamber & Fellingham’s) EVENT CALENDARS Door Prize • Chinese Auction • 50/50 Raffle & More (Cash Bar Available) Musicc Dontaedd byy DJ Discoo Pauly Tickets and Donations Chrissyy Loud 516.819.3791 631.3327.2708 Milliee Fellingham 516.316.1119 1196198 Billiee Jean n Fellingham AND MORE... This issue is dedicated to your good health. 45 2221 Montauk Highway • P.O. Box 630 • Bridgehampton, NY, 11932 • 631-537-0500 Classified Phone 631-537-4900 • Classified Fax 631-283-2896 Dan's Papers was founded in 1960 by Dan Rattiner and is the first free resort newspaper in America.