DAN'S PAPERS, March 27, 2009 Page 4 www.danshamptons.com T H E C O M PA N Y F O R A L L S E A S O N S H ARDY P L U M B I N G • H EAT I N G • A I R C O N D IT I O N I N G • F U E L O I L TABLE OF CONTENTS KITCHEN & BATHROOM REMODELING • REPAIRS RENOVATIONS • NEW CONSTRUCTION PLUMBING HEATING & FUEL & HEATING AIR CONDITIONING OIL 283-9333 287-1674 283-9607 Email Us at info@HardyPlumbing.com for Special Offers, Discounts and Valuable Coupons 1147419 1147631 F E A T U R E S COLUMNS NUMBER 1 March 27, 2009 Downsizing by Dan Rattiner Riverhead Mountain Theme Park May Be More Like a Hill 13 Lost in Space, Almost by Dan Rattiner Astronauts Hide in Space Station Escape Pod to Avoid Flying Junk 13 Morale Booster: Local Projects Carry On by T.J. Clemente 15 New Baseball League by Dan Rattiner N. Fork Ospreys? Westhampton Aviators? Sag Harbor Whalers? 15 Good Idea: Farmers Market in Southampton by Dan Rattiner 17 Copter Mania by Tiffany Razzano Local Pols Try Yet Again to Stop the Insanity 17 19 23 27 Boy Falls Out of “Party Bus.” Laws Needed by Dan Rattiner Estate of Mind: Short Sales by David Rattiner Rhyme Nor Reason: Doh! A Deer – In a Necklace by Susan Galardi Citizens Spearhead Riverhead Projects by Tiffany Razzano 24 Hampton Subway Newsletter 25 Sheltered Islander by Sally Flynn 23 20Something by David Lion Rattiner 33 34 35 37 40 41 14 Green Monkeys 10 South O’ The Highway 27 Photo Pages Kitchens: The Heart of the Home Home Staging – Yes, Staging – Now More Than Ever Wallpaper: The Ultimate Cover Up Giving Windows the Royal Treatment Showing Your Mettle with Home Hardware Err, A Parent 1196401 SPECIAL SECTION: HOME GUIDE 9 VOLUME XLVII MAIN STREET OPTICS Dr. Robert Ruggiero 1147422 Exams • Contacts • Emergency Service Most Extensive Selection Including Cartier • Chrome Hearts • Oliver Peoples • Open 7 Days Year Round • 82 Main St. Southampton • 631•287•7898 East End Tick & Mosquito Control East Hampton Southold 287- 9700 324- 9700 765- 9700 www.tickcontrol.com 29 Events 43 Art Commentary 44 Honoring the Artist 44 Backbeat 30 Shop ‘Til 31 Hiking 32 Sustainability Conference 46 Simple Art of Cooking 48 Daily Specials 47 Time for Deals During Restaurant Week EVENT 45 Art Events 49 Day by Day 41 Kids’ Events 45 Movies AND MORE... 50 Letters to Dan 50 Police Blotter 12 Hampton Jitney 61 Classified 51 Service Directory A&E LIFESTYLE CALENDARS s Bo t i ca l S o l u t i Southampton 28 Restaurant Review: Hizir Baba FOOD & DINING on an NORTH FORK 1198470 This issue is dedicated to astronauts everywhere. 2221 Montauk Highway • P.O. Box 630 • Bridgehampton, NY, 11932 • 631-537-0500 Classified Phone 631-283-1000 • Classified Fax 631-283-2896 Dan's Papers was founded in 1960 by Dan Rattiner and is the first free resort newspaper in America.