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6DWǧSP *DUGLQHU'ULYHǧ Rareopportunitytoownamuchsought after Dunes location. Transformed by architect Ernest Schieferstein. 3 br, 2 bth offers clean lines, open plan, elegant and comfortable. 2 outdoor sheds, hugh wraparound garden and more. Excl. #63145. Dir: Take Montauk Hwy make right Gardiner. $PDJDQVHWW2IȩFH

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6DWǧSP 6XUIVLGH'ULYHǧ Luxuriate in the sea breezes and panoramic views of the Atlantic from this oceanfront 4 br, 3 bth home, on a large 1.3 acre parcel, with 125 ft. of ocean frontage. Expansion potential! Co-Excl. #58842. Dir: Montauk Hwy, make a left on Ocean, then left on Surfside. $PDJDQVHWW2IȩFH

6DWǧSP 7LIIDQ\:D\ǧ Here’s a deal. Overlooks reserve, open farm ďŹ elds, 6,000 sq.ft. 6 brs, all the works, beautiful views. Dir: Montauk Hwy, north on Snake Hollow runs into Mitchell Lane, right on Tiffany Way before Scuttlehole Rd. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH 

6DWǧDPSP 0HDGRZV:HVWǧ Special home for those that appreciate modern design. A total renovation has toned up this wonderful sprawling home. Kit. was done by noted designer and has been published. Two master, 1 with fpl and marble bth plus 2 guest rooms. Oversized LR, formal DR, htd pool pvt location. Web#H14419. Dir: Scuttle Hole Rd. to Meadows West. (DVW +DPSWRQ 2IȩFH 

6DWǧDPSP  0HDGRZV :HVW ǧ  3/4 brs, 2.5 bths and open living space. 1 private acre of beautiful lush lawnsandmaturetrees.Conveniently located with easy access to Villages of Bridgehampton and Sag Harbor. Wrap around decking, htd pool and outdoor shower. Excl. #50983. Dir: Montauk Hwy East, left on Scuttlehole Rd, right on Meadows East.

6DWǧSP ,VOH2I:LJKWǧ Four brs and 3 bths in the Lion Head Beach community. Nicely situated with circular driveway, htd pool, bocce court, private decking with multiple retractable awnings. Beautiful high ceilings with multiple skylights ďŹ ll the rooms with natural light. Open kit., full bsmnt, and ďŹ replace. Close to the marina and 3 private beaches in Lion Head. #63426 (DVW+DPSWRQ2IČŠFH

6DWǧSP %XHOO/DQH([Wǧ The unique design of this enchanting home reects the creative character of the artist/owner. Extra large LR with picture windows overlooking mature garden, beamed ceiling, old brick ďŹ replace and country kit. 4 brs, 2 bths, an extra long tub, a patio, a deck, and a sundeck. Room for pool! 2 minutes from town and beach. CoExcl. #62219. Dir: Take Montauk Hwy, Make a left on Buell Ln. Continue to Buell Ln Ext. #73.

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6XQǧSP 3RVW)LHOGV/DQHǧ Custom designed pondfront post modern just completed in Nov. ‘07. On .80 acres overlooking a serene fresh water pond. 5,300 sq.ft. with an additional bonus room, mahogany decking, mature landscaping, gourmet eat-in-kit., htd pool, pool house permit. Superb ďŹ nishing details. The best “New Construction Valueâ€?. #58809

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6DWǧSP 'XQH5RDGǧ Bayfront, charming, 4 br country cape (2 master suites), 3 bth , central air, htd pool, wood deck facing Quogue canal, pool house on .40 landscaped property with irrigation system, fully furnished. Ocean beach access 200 yard walk. Co-Excl. Web#H15186. Dir: West on Montuak Hwy Quogue, Rt on Quogue St, Rt on Post Ln over the Quogue Bridge, Rt onto Dune Rd to # 73 on Right Side. 4XRJXH2IȩFH

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6DW 6XQǧSP :KLWH3LQH5RDGǧ On shy 2 acres. 6 brs, 6 bths, 2 fpl, prof. grade kit., home theater and ďŹ nished bsmnt with wine storage, gym and more. Gunite pool, covered front and rear mahogany entrances and 2-car gar. Excl. #60902. Dir: Montauk Hwy East, left on Stephen Hand’s Path, left at fork onto Old NW Rd, about 2 miles to White Pine Rd.

6XQǧSP &RUEHWW'ULYHǧ Southampton Pines custom built French Manor/ Colonial just reduced. Complete with an indoor htd endless pool in a fully ďŹ nished tiled room in the bsmnt. 4 br, 2.5 bth, large eik, great room, formal DR, LR, and parlor/ study, huge master br on second oor w/roman tub and 2 walk-in closets. On 1 acre. Convenient 2-car garage at street level with additional parking spaces on driveway. #63708.

6DWǧSP :KLSSRUZLOO/Qǧ Bright white contemporary with wide open oor plan features balconied private master suite on its own upper oor. This country home hosts 5 additional brs, 4 bths and a ďŹ nished bsmnt. Pool, tennis and a regulation basketball court. Ready for Summer 08! #65013. :HVWKDPSWRQ%HDFK2IILFH 

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6DWǧSP  3OHDVXUH 'ULYH ǧ  On 2.1 lush acres. Its’ interesting history and lovely renovations make it a very special offering. It features a new kit., 3 brs, extra rooms, 3 bths, LR with ďŹ replace, formal DR, wide plank cedar oors, central air, full walk up attic, full bsmnt, and porch overlooking rare Japanese pine and beautiful private natural setting. Close to Peconic Bay and Marinas. Horses allowed. #62630 :HVWKDPSWRQ%HDFK2IILFH 

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6DWǧSP 5HG&UHHN&LUFOHǧ Traditional home features, open oor plan, 4 brs, gourmet kit., pool, spa, and basketball court. Excl. Web#H55186. Dir: Rt. 24N, make right at Red Creek Rd, about 1.5 miles make right on Hildreth, left on Red Creek Circle, house on right. 4XRJXH2IČŠFH

6XQǧSP 6WXDUW&RXUWǧ Squire Woods spacious colonial in cul-de-sac with 4 brs, 2.5 bths, pool, ďŹ replace. Excl. Web#HO159296. Dir: Montauk Hwy. to Old Riverhead Road to Stuart Court. 4XRJXH2IČŠFH

6DWǧSP :DNHPDQ5Gǧ 3 brs, 2 bths, LR, dining area, kit. and large sunroom. Close to ocean and Village. Excl. Web#H52868. Dir: Argonne to Wakeman. 4XRJXH2IȩFH

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6XQǧDP +DOVH\5Gǧ On a beautiful quiet lane in Remsenburg sits this 3 br, 2 full bth secluded retreat on .68 private acre with mature plantings. LR/DR open space with wood burning ďŹ replace, renovated eat in kit., master br with balcony , 1 additional br plus home ofďŹ ce or third br. Freshly painted and recently updated with new roof, new furnace and new oak ooring. Walking distance to bay beach, town marina and yacht squadron, low taxes, turn key. #43222 :HVWKDPSWRQ%HDFK2IILFH 

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)ULǧSP +DLQHV3DWKǧ 2 story Contemporary home built in 1975 and expanded in 1983. 5 brs, 2 bths, den, LR with ďŹ replace and full bsmnt. Large deck area and room for pool. Low taxes. Web#H0143468. Dir: Sagg Rd to Toppings Path to Haines Path. 6DJ+DUERU2IČŠFH

6DW 6RXWK'ULYHǧ Newly renovated and expanded, with marina and private beach. 1.5acre, 5 br, 5.5 bth. No detail has been spared. Htd gunite pool, mature landscaping, and 2-car gar. #44300. Dir: Montauk Hwy East, left on Scuttle Hole Rd, left on Brick Kiln Rd to stop sign. Straight on Stony Hill Rd to 2nd stop sign, right on Long Beach Rd to traffic circle, 2nd right onto Short Beach Rd, left on South Dr.

  )HWORFNǧ Remarkable renovation in Hansom Hills. High-end renovated, backing up to a reserve. 3,300 sq.ft. 4 brs, 3 bths, and sunroom. There’s an additional loft space, perfect for ofďŹ ce or media room and ďŹ nished bsmnt including bth. Double height fpl. 2-car gar., new htd pool, patio, outdoor shower. #251004.

6XQǧSP &RUEHWW'ULYHǧ On 1 acre in Southampton Pines. Built in 2005, this 5 br Post Modern has it all. Open kit. facing family room with wood burning ďŹ replace, large dining area and great room with cathedral ceilings. A full ďŹ nished bsmnt completes the picture with a game/play room, media room, extra br and full bth. The upstairs features a large master suite with master bth, an ensuite guest room with full bth and 2 other brs with a full bth between. #61418.

6DW 6XQǧSP 3RVW/DQHǧ Oversized waterfront homesite, with approximately 100’ of bulkheading and deep water dock with easy access to the Quogue Canal. This home is located in the prime village of Quogue and includes 5 brs, 3 bths, air conditioning, ďŹ replace, eat-in-kit., dining area, large LR, den/ofďŹ ce, detached 2-car gar., and room for pool. 1.4 acre property. #54829

6DWǧDPSP +HUULFN5RDGǧ Prime Village location. Charming country cape, 2 blocks from Main Street, 5 blocks from ocean, 4 brs, 3.5 bths. Pool, mature gardens featuring specimen trees, park-like setting, outdoor lighting and irrigation system. Co-Excl. Web#HO152580. Dir: South on S. Main Street, left on Herrick #208.

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6DWǧDPSP 3HOOHWUHDX6WUHHWǧ 2-story traditional home with 5brs, 4bths and gunite pool. Ready for the Summer. Co-Excl. Web#HO158995. Dir: East on Hampton Rd., left on Elm St., right on Pelletreau. 6RXWKDPSWRQ 2IȊFH 

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6DW 6XQǧDPSP /LWWOH3ODLQV5Gǧ Classic cedar cottage 3 blocks from oceanfeatures3brsand2bthsonsunny lot. Room for expansion and pool. Excl. Web#H15378. Dir: East on Hampton Rd, right on Little Plains, house on left.

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6XQǧDPSP %D\$YHQXHǧ 2-story Trad. just completed. 6brs, 4.5bths, CAC, 4 fpls and gar. 1.3 acres, htd pool. Close to Hayground CoveMecox Bay and easy access to ocean beaches. #62542. Dir: Montauk Hwy East to right on Bay Ave. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IȩFH 

6XQǧSP  1R\DF 3DWK ǧ  On more than 1.6 acres w/farm views. 5brs, 4.5bths, chef’s kit., formal DR, ofďŹ ce, gym, wine cellar and decking. Pool with spa, covered porch and har-tru tennis. #34298 Dir: Montauk Hwy East, left on Scuttlehole Rd, left on Narrow Ln to Noyac Path. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH 

WESTHAMPTON

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6DWǧSP 0HDGRZ:D\ǧ Views of nature is this immaculate, contemporary beach house immersed in acres of preserved wildlife. Gourmet kit., open living area, htd gunite pool, 4 br, 3 bth. Loft den and a pvt master suite with balcony. Secluded & private. Including furniture-turn key. #61646 :HVWKDPSWRQ%HDFK2IILFH 

6DWǧSP 0HDGRZ/DQHǧ Estate section. Renovated home on a pvt shy acre with an oversized htd gunite pool, and large deck. Master suite has an adjoining office and his and her walkin closets. There is also a junior master and 3 additional brs, kit. and 3 new bths. Close to town and beaches. #63190.

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6XQǧSP 'XQH5G&ǧ Bayfront condo in pristine condition. Spacious living area with 2 brs and 2 bths. 2 htd pools, 3 tennis courts, ocean and bay access. Sidewalks leading to town of Westhampton Beach. #64142.

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North Fork Vanishes That Morning, Residents Woke up to Find the North Fork Gone

Dan Rattiner is the founder of Dan’s Papers. His memoir, In the Hamptons: Fifty Years With Farmers, Fishermen, Artists, Billionaires and Celebrities will be published by Harmony Books this May.

them. On the canvas, which was white, there was the familiar green logo and name NORTH FORK BANK. But under it, I knew, was a new name. All the North Fork Bank branches will have these canvases cut away and carted off

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Photo by David Lion Rattiner

By Dan Rattiner I was driving around up on the North Fork the other day. It is such a peaceful place, just a few cars on the road this time of year. I turned onto the one-block-long main street of Mattituck known as Love Lane. A car was moving slowly in front of me, and then, right in the middle of the block, it stopped. There was no reason it should have stopped. But then I saw there was some lady walking along on the sidewalk who had also stopped, smiled, and now walked out into the street to chat for a few minutes with the driver. She was leaning on the driver’s open window, sharing a bit of gossip. I waited. This is the North Fork. Or is it the North Fork? All through the North Fork on this Friday, March 7 there is something very strange going on at all the branches of the North Fork Bank. This bank is the dominant bank in this community, founded there and developed into a very large regional banking firm with more than 100 branches by a local fellow named John Adam Kanas. People are proud of the North Fork Bank and the fact that the name of this place is being spread far and wide. But on this day, Friday, I was up there to notice that the signs out front of each of the branches that I passed — and there are ten of them — all had canvas coverings over

After

early next Monday morning before the start of business to reveal to all the good folks on the North Fork that the branches are no longer North Fork Banks, but Capital One Banks. The North Fork has been purchased by Capital One. Mr. Kanas has retired. And the new name, out front on at least 20 signs on ten bank branches

along this twenty-mile long peninsula, will that morning say Capital One Bank in blue and white, rather than North Fork Bank in green and yellow. Capitol One is the new North Fork. I think this has got to be a pretty traumatic experience for these folks. The reason is that the name North Fork Bank is the only prominent identifying signage on this thirty-mile long peninsula to declare that this place is the North Fork. Suddenly, that morning, poof. No more North Fork. Think about it. There is no North Fork Harbor or North Fork Highway. No North Fork Lake or North Fork River. There isn’t even a town called North Fork, or North Fork Beach or East North Fork. Imagine what this would feel like here in the Hamptons — there is so much identifying us as Hamptons — and you wake up one morning and every bit of everything no longer had the word Hampton in it. There might be East Verizon or Verizon Road, there would be SouthVerizon College and Verizon Bays. You’d go down to your club and it would be named the Bridge Verizon Golf Club. Or the Bridge Verizon Bath and Tennis Club. Verizon had god damn bought the Hamptons. What a disaster. So take pity on those poor stunned folks from Aquebogue, Mattituck, Laurel, Cutchogue, Southold, Peconic, East Marion, Jamesport, Northville, New Suffolk, Greenport and Orient. They meant well. But now everything has been jerked out from under them. Maybe we should take pity and invite them for a vacation down here in the, uh, you know. •

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BREAKING NEWS Seventy Tenants Evicted on North Sea Road The Town of Southampton shut down four houses occupied by 70 undocumented Latino tenants, 20 of whom were children, on North Sea Road last week. Officers found many code violations, poor living conditions and health concerns in the four houses, and more than 30 charges have been filed in State Supreme Court against the landlords. The Southampton Anti-Bias Task Force said the shutdown raises the bigger issue of a lack of affordable housing on the East End, and that undocumented residents usually do not report such dangerous living conditions in fear of their status being exposed.

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Announcing the Upcoming Show Tours Lineup… SPECIAL EVENT ~ Guided Tour of The Hamptons – Board in New York City or in Southampton – 1-Day Tour – Thurs., May 22nd $135*pp. – ‘The Hamptons’ offers you old American tradition, beautiful seascapes and a diverse group of towns, each with its own flavor. Come and see the stunning landscape and some of the best beaches in the world. A tour guide will escort you on the motorcoach giving you some of the rich history of this magnificent area of New York State. Tour package includes: Deluxe round-trip transportation from New York City, fully guided motorcoach tour, tour of Montauk Lighthouse, wine tasting at Duck Walk Vineyards and dinner in Southampton. *If you are beginning your tour in Southampton, tour cost is $99 pp. The Red Lion Inn – Stockbridge, MA – 3-Day Tour, Sun.-Tues., April 6th-8th – $389 pp./do. This tour is designed for your leisure, allowing you plenty of free time to discover some of the wonders of the Berkshires or just unwind in its wonder. The Red Lion Inn is one of the few remaining American inns in continuous use since the 18th century and is a charter member of Historic Hotels of America. Each room is individually decorated and The Red Lion Inn is a smoke-free establishment. “South Pacific” Broadway Revival at Lincoln Center – Sat., May 3rd – $199 pp. South Pacific tell the story of the lives of U.S. military men, nurses and the residents of the Polynesian island they occupy during World War II. The famous scor e includes: "In Love With a Wonderful Guy", "Nothing Like a Dame", "I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Out of My Hair", "Some Enchanted Evening", and more. Directed by Barlett Sher. Starring Kelli O’Hara and Paulo Szot. “Cat on a Hot Tin Roof” – Wed., Apr. 16th – $175 pp. Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, winner of the Pulitzer Prize for Drama and the New York Drama Critics Circle Award for Best Play. Set in a plantation house in Mississippi, Tennessee Williams’ Cat on a Hot Tin Roof is the story of the rivalries and misunderstandings that tear apart a family as it gathers for the 65th birthday of its patriarch, Big Daddy. Virginia Beach/2008 Virginia Int’l. Tattoo – 4-Day Tour, Thurs.-Sun., Apr. 17th-20th – $675 pp./do. Last year was a huge success! This tour also has so much to offer, such as a Harbor Cruise, a stop at Doumar’s Famous Ice Cream, a tour of Norfolk Naval Base, the Virginia Aquarium, sightseeing tours, and, last but not least, the largest and most exciting Tattoo in the United States. What is a Tattoo? –They are ceremonial performances of military music by massed bands. Exhilarating - Invigorating - You will have the time of your life!

SHOW TOURS INCLUDE –

“Daniel” at the Sight & Sound Theatre – Thurs., Apr. 17th Adults $136 pp./ Children 12 & under $93 pp. and Wed., Apr. 23rd – Adults $125 pp./Children 12 & under $73 pp. Follow Daniel into the lions’ den and watch in amazement as dozens of roaring lions lie down at Daniel’s feet! With some of the most spectacular special effects ever seen on a Sight and Sound stage, Daniel is an inspiration to audiences of all ages. The South Fork tour offers you some time for shopping at Kitchen Kettle Village and lunch at Good ‘n Plenty before the show. The North Fork tour offers you a delicious Smorgasbord at Miller’s after the show. Maine Moosin’ – Experience the Mountains and the Coast – 5-Day Tour, Tues.–Sat., May 27th–31st – $765 pp./do. – Take a journey with Hampton Jitney Tours for your chance to spot the gentle giants of the north! Visit a turn-of-the century estate, go panning for gold, take a leisurely glide in a canoe, and indulge in a lobster-bake dinner. The theme is FUN and some absolutely beautiful countryside has been added into the mix for you. Your tour will also include seeing the Washburn-Norlands Living History Museum, touring Portland’s historic waterfront district, visiting the “Desert of Maine”, viewing the summer estate of President Bush at Walker’s Point in Kennebunkport and more.

Also Available: American Museum Of Natural History – Sun., 4/20 “A Catered Affair” – Wed., 4/30 & 6/4 and Wed., 6/18 “Camelot” at Lincoln Center – Sat., 5/10 “Gypsy” – Wed., 5/14 Bronx Zoo – Sat., 5/17 “In The Heights” – Orchestra Tickets – Sat., 5/17 Mohonk Mountain House – 1-Day Tour – Sun. 5/18 & 8/03, Tues., 10/14 Storm King Art Center & Brotherhood Winery – 1-Day Tour – Sat., 6/14 Cape Cod – Nantucket-Provincetown-Plymouth – Sun.-Wed., 6/22-25 “Wicked” – Wed., 6/25 West Point/Hudson Valley – 1-Day Tour – Thurs., 6/26 Kutztown German Folk Festival – 1-Day Tour – Sat., 6/28 Atlantic City – Tropicana Overnight – Sun.-Mon., 6/29-30 World Yacht Dinner Cruise – Sat., 7/19 Statue of Liberty & Ellis Island – Sat., 7/19 New York Yankees Baseball Games – Wed., 7/23, Sat., 8/16 & 8/30, Sun., 9/14 New York Mets – To be announced soon

Lunch or dinner (unless otherwise indicated), a Hampton Jitney professional driver, tour escort and deluxe round-trip transportation. Call for complete package details.

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Through our online website reservation the East End (east of Manorville within The Hamptons and North Fork) for one low monthly fare – $95 and Value Pack order system, Hampton Jitney is open 24 hours a day for North Fork pick-up and drop-off locations are as follows: Greenport, Southold, Cutchogue, South Fork pick-up and drop-off locations are as follows: East Hampton, information & reservations. Mattituck, Jamesport, Aquebogue, Riverhead, Farmingville, Melville Marriott. Bridgehampton, Southampton, Westhampton, Farmingville, Huntington. Make your travel reservations Show tour reservations are accepted only with payment at the time of booking: credit card by phone, cash or check at HJ reservation desk in the Omni lobby. Credit card sales quickly and accurately, then place are processed at the time of the reservation. Cancellations will be accepted on a conditional basis – we will attempt to resell the seats, but do not guarantee to do so; if not resold, a secure order for your the customer is still obligated to pay for the non-sold/non-cancelable parts of the package. Any change, refund or cancellation will incur a $15 per person service charge. Value Pack Ticket Book.

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March 14-21 Riders: 9,312 Rider miles: 54,242 “DE LUXE� SERVICE A HUGE SUCCESS Celebrities crowded the “de Luxe� Subway cars located at the front of every subway train on the system this past week, the second week that the service has been open. “I usually take the subway once a day,� said David Geffen, the entertainment mogul. “There’s always a deal to be made. And amidst the caviar and champagne, the massage and the yoga, the meals — prepared by Daniel Boulud this week — it can’t be beat.� Lining up this week to pay in Euros for their “parlour car at the front� experience were, from “south of the highway� Alec Baldwin, George Foreman, P Diddy, Jon Stewart, David Letterman, Deepak Chopra,

former President Jimmy Carter, Oprah Winfrey and Paris Hilton, who arrived holding hands with her houseguest Britney Spears. “This is the place to be,� said Dolly Parton. Celebrity baseball pitcher bad boy Roger Clemens was spotted boarding the train at

HAMPTON SUBWAY RIDERSHIP SOARS Record numbers of people used the subway system this past week. The total, 8,212, is more than double the total of last week, a record for any week in the month of March on the system since the Subway’s founding in 1978, and nearly what we normally expect at (continued on page 36)

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DAN'S PAPERS, March 14, 2008 Page 21 www.danshamptons.com

Cape May A Piping Plover is Eaten, a Trailer Burns and all Hell Breaks Loose By Dan Rattiner April 28, 2003. The Mayor of Westhampton Dunes, Gary Vegliante, calls in his policemen to chase off environmentalists who have arrived in his village with snow fencing to protect the first piping plover nest seen on the beach in that community. Vegliante said no fence would be allowed to keep the residents from going to their beach. And he said that if they put up the snow fence, he would not only have it torn down, but would also bring in red foxes to make short work of the plovers. The environmentalists left. March 3, 2008. A porpoise, found stranded on the beach in Cape Hatteras, North Carolina,

was flown from the Virginia Beach Airport to Gabreski Airport in Westhampton by the Coast Guard to be taken to the Riverhead Foundation for Marine Research and Preservation for emergency medical care, but died in the air while flying over Cape May. * * * Cape May has much in common with the Hamptons. For example, it sticks out from New Jersey in the same way that the Hamptons sticks out from New York. Both are beach resorts. Both have beautiful old wood-shingled vacation homes, many of them from the nineteenth and early twentieth centuries. Both also have nesting grounds for endangered piping

plover birds who roost in their nests on the beaches between the middle of March and the middle of August. The authorities in both communities surround these nests with snow fencing and signage to keep the piping plovers protected. Disobeying the law brings heavy fines and possible imprisonment. One difference is that Cape May has a beach erosion problem that is far worse than ours. The beaches have become so narrow that in the fall of every year, a federal agency runs a massive sand replenishment program to keep life at this resort town continuing as before. The Hamptons loves dogs. Cape May loves (continued on the next page)

TWO MEN AND THEIR DOG NAMED MOO By Dan Rattiner Last week in this newspaper, my son David wrote about the dog called Moo that we share. We share him in the sense that for part of the week he’s my dog. And for part of the week, when I go into the city, he’s David’s dog. The dog stays in one place, which is at my house. The humans staying in the house differ, depending upon the day. In any case, after reading about Moo’s eating habits during the David Regime, I thought I’d tell you a bit more about this big, dumb dog. Moo is a Wheaten Terrier. He’s big and shaggy like a sheepdog. But he’s beige. He’s a big

hunk of love, but not so smart, and I can say this without hurting his feelings because he is just that. Moo is called that — I named him — because when I bought him at the breeder’s when he was six weeks old, I was given papers that said he was born exactly on the day when the moon appeared larger in the night sky than at any other time in the twentieth or twenty-first centuries. This was in the year 2000. Moo has the run of the house and also about a half-acre yard that goes up a hill, because it is completely enclosed and he can’t run off. He would love to run off, not because he doesn’t

like it here, but because he considers all humans to be wonderful, and if one shows up he will just as soon run off with that one as stay where he is now. Going out his dog door or out the slider, he is in his yard. But going out the front door, or I should say sneaking out the front door when humans come in, he is out in the driveway and free to run off. But he will not run off when he is out there. Because what he has in mind to do out there is go for a ride in a car. And all the cars are there. If you call him, he won’t come. He’ll just sit (continued on page 32)

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cats. Victorian mansions with front porches and rocking chairs come with cats. There’s a Cat Stray Rescue Service in Cape May. We have nothing like that here. Cape May also has the World Series of Bird Watching. Bird watchers do come to the Hamptons. But we don’t have the World Series of Bird Watching. On May 6, 2007, however, something terrible happened in Cape May. A cat was seen eating a piping plover near its nest on the beach. All hell broke loose. The authorities traced this particular cat — having gotten a description from the witness — to a den in the dunes nearby where it was found that there were more than a dozen feral cats living and trying to get along. The offending cat, it was said, was shot. When I say that the residents of Cape May love their cats, you have no idea. Not far away, for example, in a beach parking lot were two trailers that Cape May has had there for 12 years. One of them is owned and operated by the Cape May Animal Control Service, which is a city run department. The other is run by the Animal Outreach of Cape May County, which is a volunteer organization. Both trailers were staffed to administer TNR, which is Cape Mayspeak for trapping, neutering and releasing feral cats. On May 17, 2007, three weeks later, both trailers caught fire and burned to the ground, resulting in the loss of tons of paperwork and the death of 37 cats. The City mourned. The federal government investigated.

“In an ideal world,” said Jim Cramer of the U. S. Wildlife Service, “we wouldn’t have feral cat populations. All cats would be given good homes and be kept indoors. But that’s not the reality we’re dealing with.” A local man, Bill Schemel, was interviewed by the city newspaper. “Cats are not part of the natural environment. They’re here because someone’s cat had a litter and they dumped them in the woods.” No arrests were made. The City Council met. It was noted that there were 400 feral cats in Cape May when the TNR program, which costs several million dollars a year, began in 1996. Now there are, it is believed, 100. A man got up and said that it was a wellknown fact that feral cats do not live more than four years in the wild. This was now 12 years into the program. How come there were still feral cats? The program should be stopped. The meeting ended without result, with a new meeting scheduled for October. On October 12, 2007, the Cape May City Council noted that they were required by law to create a wildlife management plan for its beaches to aggressively protect endangered ground-nesting birds. They did have such a law in effect. They then voted and did pass six amendments. They were 1) The TNR program would be continued (with new trailers). 2) Cats trapped by the plan would be micro chipped so they could be kept track of. 3) There would be the establishment of a 1,000-foot buffer zone between cat colonies and beach nesting areas of endangered birds. 4) The requirement that all

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Cape May cats be licensed would be dropped. 5) There would be a census every five years to count the Cape May cat population. 6) There would be stiff fines put into place for cat abandonment. About a week later, the official from the Federal Government, who was apparently still around investigating the fire, issued a bombshell about the cat-bird situation. He said that after conferring with his superiors, he was now authorized to say that the buffer zone distance requirement of 1,000 feet in Cape May would be insufficient. The buffer requirement would have to be 5,000 feet, or the Federal Government would consider ending the beach replenishment program for the upcoming year — they couldn’t do it for that year because the dredges had already finished their work. Why this was a bombshell is because a 5,000foot requirement would mean that all cats would have to be cleared out of Cape May. In early February, the Cape May City Council announced that it would consider ending the Trap, Neuter and Release Program. They would consider replacing it with an Impound Adoption Euthanasia (IAE) program for all cats that were not kept indoors. A woman named Leigh Ann Shmidheiser of the Animal Outreach in Cape May said, “Ending this program would be terrible. I want each cat to be treated as if they were worth living, whether it’s your house pet or a feral cat outside. Together, we can make a difference for these ferals. Let’s speak for those who don’t have a voice.” There were stories in the local media about how difficult it was to capture, neuter and release cats. It involved heavy gloves, cages and sharp knives for the “N” part. Outside of the trailers, the traps were filled with bowls of delicious Here Kitty! Here Kitty! Would the City Council choose beaches and birds or dunes and cats? The New Jersey Audubon Society strode in with their opinion. “A combination of cats indoors, proper spaying and neutering of domestic cats, and humane removal should limit the impact of cat predation on wildlife and reduce the swelling feral cat population.” The Council met at 7 p.m. on Tuesday, February 19 at the Cape May City Hall, located at 643 Washington Street. It was a tumultuous meeting. Brenda Malinics, who said she patrols the beach each summer, said, “I have not seen any cats along those stretches of nests. To pick on just cats is a witch hunt. I am a birder, and I see both sides of this. Humans are the real problem. Teenagers play Frisbee behind the ropes where the birds are. People ride their bikes there.” Deputy Mayor Neils Favre said he received 600 emails in a single day against the plan to shut down TNR last week. “This really is a cat town,” said resident Pat Peckham. “I think they should leave the cats where they are.” In the end, they postponed their decision until mid-March. This would leave almost no time for the City to move the cats, if that’s what (continued on page 30)

DAN'S PAPERS, March 14, 2008 Page 23 www.danshamptons.com

Bonnie Comley, Stewart Lane

Edward and Pamela Pantzer

David Gerstein, Janeellen Gerstein, Joan Hamburg, John Hamburg

Photos by Barry Gordin

Albert Maysles, Mel Brooks

Dan Rattiner, Audrey Flack

Mickey and Leila Straus, Robert F.X. Sillerman, Laura Baudo Sillerman

Alec Baldwin

Somers Farkas, Jonathan Farkas

At the Gala Mel Brooks, RFX Sillerman, David Salle & Joe Pintauro Tell it Like it is By Dan Rattiner What may be the most elegant fundraising event in the Hamptons was held this past Monday evening. Attending were just about every major cultural and financial figure in our community, and yet the event did not even take place in the Hamptons. It took place at the Rainbow Room atop Rockefeller Center high above New York City, with the glittering tops of the skyscrapers and the rivers taking your breath away just outside the windows all around. Even more interesting was what those honored had to say. You’ll read that at the end of this article. The event was the 24th annual Guild Hall Gala, an affair that has raised tens of millions of dollars for this East End institution and, in prior years, has honored such legends as Peter Jennings, Alec Baldwin, Lauren Bacall, Kurt Vonnegut, Alan Alda and Sidney Lumet. The honorees this year, given lifetime achievement awards, were for the Literary Arts, Joe Pintauro, for the performing arts,

Mel Brooks, for the Visual Arts, David Salle, and for leadership and philanthropic endeavors, Robert F. X. Sillerman. The main dining room of the Rainbow Room, which has a capacity of about 180, was packed with people all dressed in what the invitation said should be “festive dress.” The crowd of people mixed for a while — I ran into Albert Maysles who with his late brother produced the documentary Grey

I told him I was a fan of Blazing Saddles and The Producers and Spaceballs and by that time he was shaking hands with someone else. I could write a whole book about this wonderful evening. But instead, I think I would like to focus on the speeches made by the four people who received the awards. They are all talented, widely respected and very intelligent. And they all had different takes on what this evening was all about. First up was Joe Pintauro, the prominent playwright who lives in Sag Harbor. He is not only a playwright, but also a successful novelist and poet. He said he was deeply moved to be receiving this award, that it meant a great deal to him and that he was especially pleased to be part of what is surely an extraordinary arts community on eastern Long Island, a community that he has enjoyed for nearly all of his adult life. David Salle, the prominent painter, said that, unlike Pintauro, he had not been born and bred into this art community. He was, he said, born in Oklahoma and raised in Wichita, Kansas before coming east. In accepting his award he said that he didn’t

What would it be like, he asked, if the Met or MOMA had a theatre in it? He left us to ponder that.

Dan Rattiner is the founder of Dan’s Papers. His memoir, In the Hamptons: Fifty Years With Farmers, Fishermen, Artists, Billionaires and Celebrities will be published by Harmony Books this May.

Gardens, Joan Hamburg, who has the long running show on WOR, Brenda Seimer, the widow of the late actor Roy Scheider to whom this evening was dedicated, to “Mr. Broadway” Stewart Lane and his wife Bonnie, to Mel Brooks and to dozens of others. Mel Brooks told me he was a fan of Dan’s Papers and that he admired what I had done.

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really put too much emphasis on whether he received an award or not because he didn’t think that artists were in competition with one another. But he was happy to accept it anyway, particularly because Guild Hall was this rare and important thing that was not only a theatre but also a museum, and that combining the two in one building created many opportunities. What would it be like, he asked, if the Met or MOMA had a theatre in it? He left us to ponder that. Robert F. X. Sillerman, who is a billionaire businessman with a genius for promotion — he recently bought the rights to the promotion of Elvis Presley, Muhammad Ali and “American Idol” — held up his award and said that unlike the others being honored

who had earned their honor, he had simply bought his. He was, he said, just a businessman who had done very well at what businessmen are supposed to do, which is make money. “Here’s how you get this award,” he said. “You give Guild Hall a million dollars. They give you an award.” He looked around the room to see who might buy the award next year. He also talked a bit about the new building at Brandeis that will have his name on it and will house a division of that University that teaches Philanthropy to those in a position to give away large sums but would like to be taught how most effectively to do that. Mel Brooks spoke next. Actually, he didn’t speak at first. He was announced, got up

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from his table in the audience like everybody else, went up front, snatched up his award, turned around without speaking and went back toward his seat which, fortunately, was completely blocked by admirers who said he had to get back up there and say something. “This is an amazing coincidence,” he said when he got back to the podium. “David Salle was born in Oklahoma and was raised in Wichita. And I was born in Oklahoma and raised in Wichita.” Everybody howled. “Then I went to Hollywood and people said forget Wichita, do that Jew thing. So that’s what I did. And I’m glad of it.” Brooks talked a little about Guild Hall. “They have a museum there? I didn’t know that. I thought it was just the theatre. I never went in the back. Imagine that. A museum.” Brooks told a story about being a young man in his early days in Hollywood and learning that the hotel bar he was sitting at was frequented, every day at noon, by Cary Grant. “I couldn’t believe it! Cary Grant? It was ten to noon. I didn’t move. And there he was. He wore a pin-striped suit, shined up black shoes, and he came up the escalator from his Bentley and came right in and sat down. Later I called my friend in New York and said guess who came right in to where I was? Cary Grant! The next day, he came in again, and I came up and introduced myself to him. He asked me to sit down. I said sit down with Cary Grant? He insisted. We talked. He asked me my favorite color. I said blue. He said that was his favorite color. He asked me my favorite movie. I said Top Hat. He said Top Hat was his favorite movie too. We had something going here. We had all this in common. Afterwards, I couldn’t believe it. I had made friends with Cary Grant. The next day, there he was again and he called me over and now we had lunch. He asked me what my favorite car was, and I said an Oldsmobile. And he said how about that, his was the Bentley. I said wow and there’s one right there outside. We were becoming buddies now. I picked up the check for lunch of course. He called me the next day and we met again. Then he called me on Thursday and we met again. When he called Friday, I thought about it for a minute, and then I told my secretary — tell him I’m out.” That was Mel Brooks. The King of the, where the hell were we? What a wonderful evening. Comedian Angela LaGreca, who also writes for the “Today Show” and before that “The View,” hosted the evening and was hilarious. The dinner included a crabmeat salad, herb crusted roast lamb and wild mushroom risotto, vanilla cream meringue cake and Corey Creek Chardonnay and Bedell Merlot wines from the North Fork. The key figures today for Guild Hall, Mickey Straus, Roy Furman and Ruth Appelhof, did an absolutely marvelous job of putting together this wonderful and glittering evening high up at the top of Manhattan. •

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The Champs East Hampton Boy’s Basketball Team Wins LI Class AChampionship By David Lion Rattiner It has been a long time coming for the East Hampton High School Boy’s Basketball team. Loaded with talent, the team has come incredibly close to winning the County title game played at Stony Brook University for the past three years. The disappointing loss last year, however, has made this year’s Class A championship win that much sweeter. That’s right, you read correctly, I just said Class A, as in all of Long Island, not just Suffolk County. Welcome home fellas, enjoy your championship because this doesn’t come along very often. This writer has been dying to type the words “East Hampton basketball team is the Suffolk County

champion” for the past two years. Well this year, I get to say Class A, and that rolls off the tongue even better. In front of 2,500 people at the Old Westbury arena, the Bonackers showed what they were made of. With Mike Russell, Jerome Russell, Hayden Ward, Marcus Edwards and the rest of the crew putting in everything they had, and coach Ed Petrie, their coach since they were all freshmen, supporting them, the team turned their dream into a reality. In an ironic twist compared to last year’s County attempt, the key to winning last Saturday against the Jericho Jayhawks was shutting down their 3-point game. Doing this

was key because the Jayhawks are widely regarded as Long Island’s best 3-point team with a sniper scope shooter named Matt Cajuste. With Petrie’s science-like coaching skills, the Bonackers moved from a zone defense to a match-up zone, which made shooting 3-pointers much more difficult, if not impossible for the Jayhawks. In frustration, their star player began racking up fouls, and found himself sitting out of the game for more then 10 minutes as he watched his team get picked apart by the Bonackers. The Bonackers’ offensive game couldn’t be stopped, solidifying them as the clear leader (continued on page 30)

OVER THE RIVER AND THROUGH THE WOODS By T.J. Clemente With 35 households in East Hampton already calling in 145 complaints, the new voluntary helicopter agreement is off to a rocky start. Reports estimated by East Hampton Airport records find only half of the flights are complying. In a deal brokered by United States Senator Chuck Schumer-NY, helicopters flying out to the North Fork and East End will voluntarily fly at a minimum of 2,500 feet instead of the usual 500-600 feet that has resulted in the noise that spurred many complaints. Also in the agreement between the local airports (and

including the Eastern Region Helicopter Council) is the use of a route that basically follows the North Shore of the Long Island Sound up to Shoreham. At that point, an overland route has been established for areas like the Pine Barrens, which has very little if any population. In the past year political forces led by Southold Supervisor Scott Russell and Congressman Tim Bishop, D-Southampton, have been calling for federal legislation to create federal regulations concerning height and no-fly zones. A bill was passed authorizing the Federal Aviation Administration to study the situa-

tion. In fact, an FAA spokeswoman released a statement that the fine print of this agreement will not be released until this spring. Many residents, while realizing this was a step in the right direction, are skeptical about whether the rich and powerful, when in a hurry or delayed by the big deal, may instruct helicopter pilots to take the short cut low and directly over land. But with the increasing number of flights annually, the situation has reached the critical stage. For example, between May and August 2006, in East Hampton alone there were 3,536 flights (that number includes (continued on the next page)

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take-offs and landings). Between May and August 2007, that number jumped to 4,073 — an increase of over 14 percent. Grabeski Airport in Westhampton also had a 14 percent increase — from 1,416 landings and take-offs from May through August 2006, to 1,948 from May through August 2007. Too many of these flights were at an altitude of 500-600 feet. Now, although an optimist might say the problem is halfway resolved, one has to wonder which side will dominate as the busy summer months approach. Many people are taking a wait and see attitude — at least giving the clout of the powerful New York Senator a chance to see if it deters the helicopter operators. But flying higher and longer will use up more fuel, leading to higher operating costs, and add an estimated seven additional minutes. It is reported that helicopter trade groups, such as the helicopter council, are already asking Long Island Helicopters to abide by the new guidelines. Many prefer this approach than mandated federal law with the teeth to fine and suspend or pull licenses. Jim Brundige, the manager of East Hampton Airport, supports the agreement

and will use his influence to get pilots to abide by the agreement and stay committed to it. North Hempstead Supervisor Jon Keiman reportedly thought the chances were 50-50 that the pilots would adhere to the rules. Anthony Ceglio, manager of the Gabreski Airport, feels the changes will have a positive effect. He is reported to be optimistic saying, “It should be a noticeable difference. Between the height and the routing, we’re hoping it will save a lot of trouble.” However, officials for Senator Schumer

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expect airports to vigorously enforce the new agreement using the carrot and the stick approach. The powerful and colorful Senator Schumer reportedly issued this statement, “Any company that doesn’t go along, we will go after.” Well, Senator, it is time to back up your words. East Hampton Town Supervisor William McGintee may be dialing up Senator Schumer’s office himself. However, it should be noted that so far, half the flights have been in compliance with the agreement. Over time, perhaps Brundige will get that number up to almost full compliance. Is the glass half full or half empty? To the 35 households that made 145 complaints the answer to them is clear. If progress is being made, it is still not enough for them. Truth be told, most East Hampton residents don’t ever hear the helicopter noise. A patron at Rowdy Hall said recently, “If you buy near an airport, part of the price is the fact you will have airport noise.” So come this spring — when the helicopter traffic picks up and the new guidelines of the agreement between the local airports, the helicopter pilots, their companies and the FAA are in full motion — a moment of critical mass will come. Stay tuned.

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Jill Zarin

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The Entitled The Real Housewives of NYC & the Hamptons are in Your House on TV By Janine Cheviot & Victoria L. Cooper Last week, Bravo premiered “The Real Housewives of New York City,” a spin-off of the network’s reality hit series “The Real Housewives of Orange County.” Bravo has made a brand name for women who vow to party as hard as they work (being married or having kids is not a requirement). Although audacious and nouveau, we’re not convinced that these housewives have “real” New Yorker sensibilities. Real New Yorkers, by our definition, have an element of chic. Though they consider themselves savvy chic, we wouldn’t even call these New Yorkers shabby chic. In fact, we’re not really sure what the show’s

allure is, since, in our opinion, these women have little sex appeal and only seem to be trying to outspend one another with their insatiable appetites for luxuries. Reality television is often the result of clever editing and faux environmental situations, but this series should be interesting to watch because the vanity in Manhattan and the Hamptons actually is real. And what a popular genre it is nowadays. Bravo calls it a “docu-soap,” which is a little silly, because we’re not so certain that this series is as unscripted as it appears to be. We’re also counting how many times these new reality stars get name-dropped in the Post’s “PageSix” column.

With the first episode of “The Real Housewives of New York City” shot last summer, it came as no surprise that much of it took place in the Hamptons. If you didn’t get the chance to meet the housewives last week, here is a rundown. Ramona Singer, a career woman who buys excess inventory and resells it to discount stores, hails from the Upper East Side (UES) and starts off the show by saying, “I’m proud of being a sexy Mom, even though at times it drives my daughter crazy.” Her daughter Avery, 12, who was “raised conservatively,” brilliantly upholds this bizarre mother/daugh(continued on the next page)

LIPA VS. ENDANGERED SALAMANDERS ON THE PIKE By April Gonzales In a recent interview with Andrew Sabin, President of the board of the South Fork Natural History Museum and Nature Center, another side of the LIPA power line project came to light. Area residents have been highly focused on the height of the additional telephone poles and their visual impact on the landscape. The public discussion, however, has yet to address the environmental impact of the expansion of the substation off of the Bridgehampton Sag Harbor Turnpike. Sabin wants to draw attention to the ponds and wetlands in the area where the new substation will be built.

Sensitive habitats in that area may include those of tiger salamanders and fringed orchids. The proposed expansion of the existing substation will double the present output of 69 kilovolts. The plan will need to be reviewed by the NYS Department of Environmental Conservation according to Aphrodite Montalvo, a DEC spokesperson. To date the agency has not received a permit application, which is necessary if there is to be any construction within 100 feet of a fresh water wetland. LIPA will not be exempt from any state mandate and a permit from the DEC would be necessary if any wetlands and salamander habitat are involved.

An environmental review has to be done to see if the project is suitable for the location. The wildlife division of the DEC would do a survey to see if there are any protected species in the area. AKRF Inc. was hired by LIPA to prepare an environmental impact statement for the site. Ecologists and environmental biologists have visited the area for a preliminary survey, but more investigation is necessary. So, will it be the substation or the salamanders? Sabin, clearly on the side of the salamanders, has contacted both the DEC and the Town of Southampton in his efforts to protect their (continued on page 34)

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ter role reversal as Ramona packs her bags for the Hamptons — “Skirts, skirts and more skirts, you can never have enough short skirts for the Hamptons,” says Ramona, as she flashes an array of miniskirts then asks her daughter’s opinion of a pair of bright green daisy dukes. A displeased Avery replies desperately, “Mommm, nooo.” Ramona’s husband Mario runs a third generation business that sells religious articles. Footage of the couple dancing at a party proves their marriage is full of zest. In a scene shot poolside at their Hamptons home, Ramona says, “My friends love to flirt with my husband, and he doesn’t mind,” and then proceeds to chat with her friends about pole dancing, stripping and what the acronym “MILF” stands for, all in front of her tween daughter. “Are you serious? You’re so embarrassing. What’s your problem?” Avery asks as she stomps away from the pool in disgust. “She’s become my mother,” Ramona says to her girlfriends. Other members of the cast include: Jill Zarin, who owns Zarin Fabric and Home Furnishings on the Lower East Side with her husband Bobby, explains, “I’m a Manhattan socialite and I get my picture taken for a lot of fancy magazines and I love it.” LuAnn de Lesseps, a former model and Ms. Connecticut beauty pageant contestant turned Countess (after marrying an Italian Count, Alexandre de Lesseps, whom she met while

modeling in Milan, and whose family built the Suez Canal and gave the Statue of Liberty to the French for America). She lives in a townhouse on the UES and has a daughter, Victoria, 12, and a son, Noel, 10. LuAnn’s housekeeper Rosanna is her “right hand man” and shadows her every move. As they pack their bags for a summer in the Hamptons, LuAnn says, “I’m running the operations and she [Rosanna] is doing the actual manual attack.” When the family leaves, Rosanna sits on the stairs and sighs with relief/exhaustion. Bethanny Frankel is a single divorcée commonly referred to as the “runaway bride.” Her goal in life is to be a “modern, healthy Martha Stewart” and she has the Hamptons on lockdown with her health column for Hamptons

Magazine and career as a natural foods chef for many East End celebrities through her business “Bethanny Bakes.” She also has an acute observation on the culture in the Hamptons —“a combination of Waspiness and Jew.” Frankel was also a runner-up on the reality show “The Apprentice: Martha Stewart,” and she’s dating a Wall Streeter, but she is far from a housewife and more like a modern day princess career woman. She hopes to one day ditch the UES, have kids and shack up in a downtown loft. And although she enjoys the beach, surfing and margaritas, when it comes to summering in the Hamptons, she says, “It’s a vulgar display of wealth. I’m a little anti.” And there is Alex “I don’t wanna ever live in the suburbs” McCord (she grew up in Kansas, can you blame her?) has a career in visual merchandising and is married to Simon van Kempen, a native Australian who has worked in the luxury hotel industry in four countries, and currently runs an upscale boutique hotel in New York City. The couple met on an international dating website in 1999 and have been “inseparable ever since.” Together they have two sons, Francois, 3, and Johan, 1, whom they are raising as bilingual with the help of their $30,000 per year French au pair. “It’s doing your children a disservice if they don’t speak more than one language,” explains Alex. “The Real Housewives of New York City” airs on Tuesdays at 10 p.m. on Bravo.

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Moving the Big Duck back to its original location in 2007.

Duck Landscaping ABeautiful 37-Acre Park Set to Surround the Big Duck in Flanders By Janine Cheviot The Big Duck has been nesting at its original location on Route 24 in Flanders since last October, when it was moved back there from down the road in Hampton Bays. But the Duck’s current digs — a visibly neglected tract of land occupied by several rundown structures — is an eyesore to passing motorists. It seems that the Big Duck, which is listed on the National Register of Historic Places, deserves a spruced up nesting place, and the community agrees. After years of discussion, plans for the Big Duck Park were presented to the Southampton Town Board on February 29 by Tim Rumph of

Araiys Design, Richard Martin of the Big Duck Advisory Committee and Jefferson Murphree of Southampton Town Planning and Development. The proposed 37-acre park is envisioned to one day be the focal point of Flanders. Rumph said the project could be completed in five to seven years, costing the Town an estimated $5 to $7 million. Plans for the Big Duck Park include the planting of community gardens, rest rooms, a visitor’s center and waterfront access to Reeves Bay for canoeing and kayaking. Rumph expressed interest in creating a learning center and outdoor classrooms to provide education on Flanders’ culture and history, focusing

on the significance of duck farming in the area. Also discussed was creating a venue on the site where community events, such as concerts and carnivals, could be held. The rundown structures that presently share the Big Duck’s location on Route 24 once belonged to Martin Maurer, the duck farmer who built the Big Duck in 1931. Plans also include the restoration of what can be salvaged of these buildings, but many of them are in serious disrepair and could pose safety risks. The Town and community are determined to follow through with plans for the Big Duck Park, but several roadblocks still stand in their (continued on the next page)

DOWNTOWN PARK TO TRANSFORM HAMPTON BAYS By Lauren Isenberg Imagine a warm spring day, the sun shining brightly, an ocean breeze blowing and Main Street crowded with people walking their dogs, riding bikes, grabbing a sandwich or strolling through the shops. Sounds like Sag Harbor. But in the near future it could be Hampton Bays. A plan is in the works for a new park in the hamlet called Good Ground (Hampton Bays’ name prior to 1922). The park’s close proximity to town will give it the potential of changing the face of Hampton Bays. Behind Montauk Highway, eight of the 30 acres of woodland

area purchased in 2003 with $3.8 million in Community Preservation Fund monies may become a refuge with hiking and nature trails that are just minutes from Dunkirk’s Deli or JT’s Place restaurant. Tim Rumph of Araiys Design said, “Its proximity to the business district of Hampton Bays is unique in the Town of Southampton. The park will be easily accessible to residents, business patrons and employees within the business district.” Some locals have concerns that the park development may disrupt the animals that live in the large woodland area. “It depends how much they will actually tear down,” said a

Gator’s employee, who wished to remain anonymous. “It will be nice for the town, it certainly wouldn’t hurt Hampton Bays, but we have to remember the animals.” The park may not disrupt the wildlife, because the plan is to have a woodland park with trails rather than a wide-open space that would require clearing. “The park concept as a ‘woodland park’ is dictated by the site itself,” explained Rumph. “Its natural features of rolling topography and woodland lend themselves to passive use for trails and a scenic area.” (continued on page 41)

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after overcoming some opening game 3-pointers by the Jayhawks that put them behind on the boards. Jerome Russell led the team with 22 points, followed by Marcus Edwards with 16 points, Hayden Ward with 15 points, Mike Russell with 8 points and Jarred Bowe with 2 points. The final score at the buzzer was East Hampton 63, Jericho 48. In an absolute eruption, the die-hard East

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Hampton fans gave a standing ovation as everybody including teachers, students, assistants, coaches and alumni attended the game to show their support. “What a fabulous game,” said Priscilla Campbell, the President of the East Hampton Teacher’s Association. Accomplishing everything that they had hoped for and redeeming themselves after last year’s

loss, the Bonackers, even after all of their success, continue to look ahead and will have the honor of competing at the state level. On March 15, they will battle Buffalo East for the state semifinal. Knowing this team, their focus is now on winning the state championship, but until then, we’ll take having East Hampton basketball as the best team on Long Island.

The next day, it was learned that the New Jersey Marine Fisheries Council had rejected a proposed two-year moratorium on horseshoe crab harvesting. It had been put forward by the New Jersey Department of Environmental protection because crab eggs are the main source of food for the threatened red knot

shorebird, which also, along with piping plover and the least tern, and as a matter of fact, the horseshoe crab, have been seen in declining numbers in Cape May in recent years. Sometimes it just doesn’t pay to get up in the morning. •

Environmental Conservation ultimately has the authority to allow the development because of the wetlands in the area. Kabot stressed that the Town must follow procedure and that the vision for the Big Duck Park is long-term. Last year, conceptual plans for Iron Point Park and Wildwood Lake Park, both purchased by the Town through Community Preservation Fund monies and in close proximity to the Big Duck, were also introduced. Residents feel the

Big Duck Park would enhance Flanders’ community identity, celebrating the diversity and uniqueness of the area. “It’s a shame to have one of America’s National Landmarks currently displayed in such disarray,” said Carl Iacone, President of Bay View Pines Civic Association. “I would be so pleased to see the community insist that this is corrected as soon as possible. This is Flanders as well as Long Island’s foremost structure. Let’s display it proudly.”

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they wanted to do. The first of the 2008 plovers are expected around that time. The mayor, Jerry Inderwies, seemed glum. “I know in my heart if we don’t do something with this soon, it’s going to jeopardize our beach fill this fall. It’s serious, it’s real and we have to come up with something.”

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way. The site where the Big Duck now sits has been declared by the State as one of archaeological significance, meaning that before the Town of Southampton can clear the area or begin construction, archeological studies in the area must be performed, as artifacts might be found there. Also, although the Town owns the land, the County owns the actual duck structure, which could create even more red tape. According to Southampton Town Supervisor Linda Kabot, the State’s Department of

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Neighbor: By Emily J Weitz For a sweet woman from upstate New York, Rachael Ray stirs up a lot more than her “you won’t be single for long” vodka sauce. When you Google her name, you’ll find as many sites devoted to her demise as those in praise of the celebrity chef. It must be the intrigue of a woman who seems as down home as a warm apple pie heating up to superstar status, seemingly overnight. Ray was born in Cape Cod, Massachusetts in 1968, and grew up in Lake George, New York. Her family is of ItalianAmerican heritage, originally from Sicily, and a love of food was infused into her childhood. Her grandfather on her mother’s side fed his family of 12 by growing and cooking everything himself. Her father’s family cooked with Louisiana flair, so Ray’s cooking style was bound to be passionate. She describes her first memory as “watching Mom in a restaurant kitchen. She was flipping something with a spatula. I tried to copy her but ended up grilling my right thumb. I was three or four.” Her parents owned several restaurants in Cape Cod before they relocated to upstate New York. It seemed food was a part of her destiny from the start. “I was surrounded by all different styles of cooking and worked in the food service industry in just about every capacity you can imagine,” Ray states on her website. After an adolescence in which she worked many aspects of the food industry, she developed the same desire as many young people tumbling towards adulthood — the desire to spread her wings. She left her small town life behind and headed to Manhattan, where the food industry opened up for her. She started at the candy counter at Macy’s, and moved up through the ranks there until she was manager of the fresh foods department. According to Ray, her two years at Macy’s established her foundation in gourmet foods. From there, she moved to the prestigious marketplace Agata and Valentina, where she was a buyer and manager. Even though New York offers one of the best platforms for an aspiring foodie, Ray seemed to be a small-town girl at heart. She left the big city lights, but little did she know that smalltown living would not offer her a life out of the

Rachael Ray Celebrity Chef spotlight. While managing restaurants and pubs in upstate New York, a large gourmet market, Cowan and Lowell in Albany, recruited Ray, first to be their buyer and then their

ment on the evening news, and released a book to accompany it. The wild success of these endeavors launched Ray into the fast lane. Now she has become a staple of the Food Network, hosting the shows “Tasty Travels,” “$40 a Day,” “Inside Dish” and “30 Minute Meals.” One reason Ray has gained such prominence is that she just seems so real. Fans feel like they know her personally. Part of this persona has developed because of her generous use of catch phrases such as “yum-o,” “Oh my Gravy!” and “How good is THAT?” She’s constantly raving about her own recipes, sounding more like a high school kid than a professional chef — “That smells awesome!” is one of her classics. Critics sometimes call her unprofessional, but that is exactly why viewers feel they could really be sitting in the kitchen with a friend, and it makes her so attractive to so many. To the critics, she simply says, “I have no formal anything. I’m completely unqualified for any job I’ve ever had.” Ray’s attractiveness spiraled her beyond the foodie zone when she was asked to model for FHM Magazine in 2003. The notorious pictures sparked online forums to debate extensively her reasons for posing in skimpy clothes, taking seductive bites of strawberries and enticing licks from a chocolate covered spoon. But when people judged her harshly on the pictures, she had her usual casual sweetness. “I think it’s cool for someone who is goofy and a cook, just a normal person to be thought of in that way,” she shrugged in response. She may maintain her down-to-earth charm, but once you hit the limelight, it’s only a matter of time before you make your way to the Hamptons. You can’t avoid it, no matter how “upstate” your mindset is. Ray and her husband, John Cusimano, rented out here before they started looking to buy. And now it looks like they plan on spending summers out here for quite some time. They recently purchased a house on Tuckahoe Lane in Southampton. Ray has said, “My life has been a total accident — a very happy, wonderful accident that I didn’t and couldn’t have planned.” As she makes a home for herself here in the land of starlets and farmers, she’s sure to face the same mix of fans and foes. But as long as she maintains her breezy outlook on the critics, Rachael Ray should be just fine.

One reason Ray has gained such prominence is that she just seems so real. Fans feel like they know her personally. chef. While working for this market, Ray thought it would be beneficial to offer a series of cooking classes. Her classes, including “30Minute Mediterranean Meals,” were extremely popular and picked up by a local television station. She started doing a weekly cooking seg-

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down by a car door. Is it THIS car? And he’ll wait. If you go out to get him, he’ll get up and walk around the other side of the car and sit by that door. You get the picture. The way to get him in the house is to just leave him out there where the cars are. After 15 minutes, he will have forgotten why he is out there. And now he will figure, correctly, that he’s been left there. Can’t have that. He’ll climb the front steps and sit by the front door. Sometime soon, it will open. And, when it is, relieved, he will come inside to run around, lick you or get petted, sleep or eat. For about the next hour, if the front door opens, he won’t leap at the chance. It takes about an hour for him to re-remember why he goes out there.

I do take him for walks along the docks across the street from time to time, always on a leash, of course. He’d cheerfully jump onto somebody’s boat in the hopes that they might drive off and take him with them. He just loves to go places. Some days I take him to work. Two years ago, I built a dining room that juts out from the kitchen and connects up to a library that was at one time a separate small cottage. This dining room has French doors along one wall that Photo by DLR

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May The Schwartz Be With You Last week I had the opportunity to go to The Rainbow Room in New York City where Guild Hall hosted its lifetime achievement awards. Four people were given the award — Joe Pintauro, David Salle, Robert F.X. Sillerman and Mel Brooks. As a HUGE Spaceballs fan, I was pretty excited to be there. My Dad and his fiancé Christine invited me to the benefit, and I got to rub elbows with some pretty amazing people. When we arrived, I was starstruck by Alec Baldwin who was shaking hands with everybody. I was absolutely certain he had no idea who I was (why would he?) when I shook hands with him. “It’s great to see you,” I said as a personal joke to myself. “You too pal. How is everything?” He gave me a bear hug like we’ve known each other for years. “I’m doing great, just great!” This conversation took place in front of numerous photographers, who were all snapping pictures. Little did they know I was a nobody. But I didn’t feel the need to give them an explanation. While walking into the room, I bumped right into Robert F.X. Sillerman, who is pretty much the owner of “American Idol” (what?!), and he extended his hand and I did the same. “My girlfriend is a huge fan of your show.” “She needs to get out more,” he joked. THEN, in walked the legendary Broadway pro-

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ducer Stewart Lane, who I am pretty much begging to read a musical I wrote about lifeguards in East Hampton. I sat down and was freaking out a bit. It was an honor to be there. Sitting next to me was national radio host Joan Hamburg. We began chatting and she turned out to be one of the most wonderful people I have ever met. I made a mental note to check out her show. Then arrived Mel Brooks, the man, the legend. The guy who, when he walks into a room, you are like holy crap there goes Mel Brooks. I didn’t have the courage to walk up to him, so I just sat there and felt blessed to be at this

event. After Mel Brooks gave his acceptance speech, dinner wrapped up and the evening came to an end. I ran into Barry Gordin, a photographer that I’ve known for a long time and who frequently attends fancy events like this. I walked over and said hello and we caught up a bit. He then told me he was going to take some pictures of Mel Brooks. “Come on, let’s go,” he said. We walked over. “Mel this is David Rattiner, go ahead and stand together,” Barry said with an amazing cool but also with authority. The flashing lights went off and I turned to Mel Brooks. “Thank you so much, I’m a huge, huge fan of Spaceballs.” “SPACEBALLS! Oh get out of here! People always talk to me about everything else. That’s nice to hear. Hey Tom, SPACEBALLS! This kid over here likes SPACEBALLS.” “I LOVE SPACEBALLS!” I said. “He wrote it with me.” “I’m Thomas Meehan.” “Dave Rattiner, may the Schwartz be with you.” “And also with you.” “I love the we’re in now, now, scene where they go back and forth. Everything that is happening now, is happening now.” “Mel and I wrote that scene together.” And that was how I got to meet Thomas Meehan, writer of Hairspray and co-writer of Spaceballs. Mel Brooks introduced us.

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BREAKING NEWS Thieves Arrested The Bridgehampton Country Market, Cromer’s Market in North Haven, the Canoe Place Mobil and the Country Store Deli were hit by a rash of robberies in the last two weeks. But because of the excellent work of the Southampton Town Police Department, the owners and employees of the markets can finally breathe a little easier. Two suspects, John Sheats, 30, and Todd Williams, 41, are now in prison. Both suspects have prior arrest warrants and are not from Suffolk County. They stole cigarettes and cash from the stores and caused thousands of dollars worth of damages.

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the height of the summertime. The soaring numbers have been entirely due to the “de Luxe” service, now in its second week, offered to those chosen few who can afford the very best in the first car only on each of the subway lines. Ridership on the rest of the train has slumped, as commuters and locals have just gotten pretty disgusted with all the hoopla going on up front and the delays that it has caused, and have for the most part found other means of getting around the Hamptons. “I propose they just unhook that front car and leave it in the station not going anywhere, so the rest of us can go back to getting where we have to go in a reasonable amount of time,” said one commuter. HAMPTON SUBWAY TO BE SOLD? NOT LIKELY, SAYS COMMISSIONER ASPINALL Our commissioner hotly denies that the Hampton Subway System is in negotiation with a well-heeled corporation to sell the property. Also denying it are executives from Luxury VIP Services, a company that owns numerous trollies, charter planes, moving stairs and hotels around the world. The amount being bandied about is $356 million. “Not likely” says Aspinall. COMMISSIONER ASPINALL’S WEEKLY MESSAGE There is so much to talk about this week. The Hampton Subway is not for sale. These

are just rumors. Other rumors that Governor Spitzer was in the “de Luxe” car enjoying the services are totally false, and when we heard about the rumor, we immediately ordered a search, but didn’t find him. This is a family run operation. We have people with children in the “de Luxe” cars. We have 11 subway routes, each with one

“de Luxe” car at the front followed by seven regular cars constantly on the move 22 hours a day — we shut down from 2-4 a.m. for routine maintenance — and aware of the popularity of the “de Luxe” service, we will, next week, add two more “de Luxe” cars on each route, and at the same time remove two of the regular cars in the back because of the declining service there. So no new passenger cars will have to be ordered. One of the two new “de Luxe” cars will be decorated in Empire French style, while the other will be in the Imperial Russian style to compliment the gold leaf decoration of the lead cars, which are all in the English Victorian Wimbledon style. Also, users of the “de Luxe” service should now note that the motormen there are all dressed in smart new uniforms, designed by the same fashion house that provides uniforms for the crew of the Cunard Line. * * * My personal condolences go to the family of the 52-year-old man who decided to stand up while going through the thunder and lightning “storm” last Thursday while aboard the amusement ride called the Spielberg Drop that my brother Biff and I own in the subway tube that used to connect Shinnecock with the Lobster Inn. Five minutes of silence will be observed in the ticket office every Thursday at 4:32 pm for the next month in his memory. The ride was delayed for a half an hour so his body could be removed, a short delay that the crowds hardly noticed. Boy, what a busy week. •

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By T.J. Clemente Tony Lupo estimates that since his family purchased Astroâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pizza in Amagansett back in 1971 from Juliano Alberto, they have prepared and served over 441,000 pizzas. The story of how the Lupo family went from living in Palermo, Sicily, where patriarch Felice Lupo, now in his 80s, was a police officer, to operating Feliceâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Restaurant and Astroâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pizza in Amagansett is inspiring. In 1969, after retiring from the Italian police force, Felice boarded a plane by himself to America. A year later, after working for his brotherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s pizza establishment in Brooklyn, Felice flew his wife Onfria, son Tony and daughters Alda and Angela to America. In 1971, while living in Hampton Bays, the Lupo family loaded into Feliceâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s brand new 1971 Ford LTD and went for a drive that by chance took them to Amagansett. They stopped to eat some pizza at Astroâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, which was then located next to the Stephen Talkhouse. The owner Juliano Alberto, after owning the business for just six weeks, wanted to sell it, and Felice bought it. So on August 8, 1971, the Lupo family started making pizzas in Amagansett. That first Friday, Richie Tuthill came in for some pizza and he has every Friday since. Over the years, Robert DeNiro, Lauren Bacall, Elizabeth Taylor and Alec Baldwin have all stopped in for pizza. The most consistent celebrity customer is Paul McCartney, who has been stopping in for years. Allison Lupo, Tonyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s wife, said, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s so wonderful. He treats us all

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Sheltered Islander #489 Should the Ram’s Head Inn Become a Drug Rehab? The following quote is from a three-page document that was distributed to Ram Island residents by Safe Harbor Retreat LLC, a drug rehab with (as of March 11) no website, no business listing that I could find. Nothing in Google searches. No phone number provided on this document for inquiries. “To The Community of Shelter Island: We believe that now is an opportune time to provide information and review issues related to the planned Safe Harbor Retreat at the Ram’s Head Inn. It is our hope that this overview shows benefits connected to establishing the Safe Harbor Retreat on Shelter Island…” There will be a meeting Saturday, March 15 at 2 p.m. (per Reporter) in the Shelter Island School Auditorium, run by Safe Harbor, to inform the Shelter Island residents of the benefits of the opening of a drug rehab on the Rams Head Inn. Let’s see, a drug rehab on the corner of a street of multi-million dollar homes that are empty most of the year, gee, what could go wrong?

The document cites a long list of benefits for the Island, including jobs, and increased property values for Ram Islanders. Let’s look at a few more benefits: Although they promise the patients will be supervised on walks, the ones who sign out won’t be. Since it’s not a locked facility, people will be able to sign out anytime. (Although you are discharged if you sign out.) This allows the residents of Ram and Shelter Island the chance to meet all kinds of interesting people — since the literature says their target clientele are CEOs and high-level professionals. I’m sure they’ll all

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be nice, I’m sure none of them will be in the rehab because of a court order. They promise all kinds of jobs for Islanders. This is true. There will be more work for the police handling a nice variety of situations, perhaps helping to manage an unmanageable resident, or untangle a relationship problem gone bad. I wonder if the Town could send the drug center a bill for services rendered? Then, since they have no medical facilities, and there might be the occasional relapse and overdose, it will give our ambulance more to do and increase justification for more funds from the community. I’m sure they’ll bring in their own professional staff, but they’ll need grounds keepers, cafeteria people and other support staff. There’s bound to be a lot more to write about for the Reporter, so that will increase jobs there, and I bet I’ll get a ton of material from the drug rehab because the rehab staff will think they can keep a secret on Shelter Island. HA! Our kids will enjoy access to better drugs. Drug addicts bring drug connections and drug connections bring drugs. Maybe it (continued on the next page)

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wouldn’t happen — but what if it does? What could we say to the parents of an overdosed kid? “Sorry, we didn’t think opening a drug rehab would indirectly cause a drug overdose in the community.” There’s no more reason to assume a drug rehab will bring drug access than there is to assume that a bar will bring alcoholics. Although the patients will be shuttled about in vans, their friends, relatives, fans and maybe even paparazzi might come to visit. That will be great for the ferry, but hell for the ferry lines. The rehab promises no paparazzi, but how can they stop the press?

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It would be awful to have a lot of cars with telephoto lenses sticking out clogging up the entrance to Ram Island. But they promise it will never happen. They say they’ll be so quiet, we’ll never even know they’re here. I’m sure we can all just take their word for it. After all, the rehab only has Shelter Island’s best interests at heart. It’s not like the bottom line is profit or something. If they say no celebrities, it must be true. I absolutely believe that they’ll turn down any amount of cash to avoid admitting someone whose presence will draw paparazzi. I can

just hear the admitting person say, “Listen Paris, we’d like to admit you, but you’ll draw the press like flies to honey. So, here’s your $200,000 a month back. We don’t want the locals to be mad at us.” They’d never throw our worries to the wind and say, “Sure, we’ll admit you. You need us. The community will just have to get over it.” Really, would a cash-based drug center break its promises for more cash? Ah, say it ain’t so. If this drug center gets through, I say let’s go for broke and turn the Chequit into a casino. If we’re going to sell out, lets go all the way!

allows plenty of space for salamander migrations. Alex Felsom, EDAW project manager, and Feinberg plotted their range throughout the land parcel in an extensive site survey. The survey determined that the salamanders lived up to 750 feet away from the water. Once Felsom’s team determined the salamanders’ migratory pattern, they could plot the road layout and housing locations, leaving wide buffer zones for

the salamanders to travel through. EDAW literally designed the new neighborhood around their research findings regarding the salamanders. Their studies led to a win/win situation for the salamanders and the developer, who gained an additional six housing lots by extending the road into a low impact area with quality views over the wooden vernal pools. Can LIPA top that with their plan for the new substation? Andrew Sabin hopes so.

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in the Town Environmental Planning Department and the DEC who recognize the importance of preserving fresh water wetlands and adjoining open space for migration. As far as the 100-foot setback from a fresh water wetland, herpetologists think they may need ten times that amount. Good planning is another answer. Recently, the landscape architecture firm EDAW designed an award-winning plan to reconfigure a housing development that

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Main Street in Hampton Bays is not very pedestrian friendly. Cars zoom by on Montauk Highway, crosswalks aren’t clearly painted — it’s not a walking town. Good Ground Park may change that. “The town, in its master plan for the Hamlet, depicts the inclusion of a road or Main Street running from Squiretown Road parallel to Montauk Highway along the northerly boundary of the properties that front on the highway and eventually tying back into it before the Methodist Church,” explained Rumph. “This would be the vehicular access for the site along with the pedestrian access from the business district utilizing the existing vest pocket park adjacent to JT’s Restaurant.” Darlene Downie, owner of Orlando’s Café in Hampton Bays, thinks the new road would be good for the small businesses in town. “There is not a crosswalk here — people just fly by. There is nothing that makes it comfortable for people to walk around,” she said. “If we can’t make Montauk Highway more convenient for walkers, maybe we can do something in the back. We already have the town, we may as well try and make it better.” The large park will have several entrances and may also include the addition of a new parking lot, which will not only serve the park, but the local businesses as well. “It’s good that there will be a car park, because people are always complaining that there’s nowhere to park so they just drive through town,” said Joan Kelly, employee of the Irish Cottage on Montauk Highway in Hampton Bays. “A lot of small businesses in town could use some foot traffic.”

community will benefit from Good Ground Park, as long as land is being preserved and the building process is conscious of the wildlife. “A pond is planned for the low area of the site along with a manicured lawn area adjacent to the pond for more intimate use for the community,” said Rumph. “This will allow for a Village green to be developed over time, adding to a real sense of place for Hampton Bays.” With the various features, the park will surely be a year-round attraction, as Good Ground will be a park for everyone in this community, where all residents share a love of the outdoors. “I think the local people will love it. In February everyone goes to the beach to walk dogs and be outside, but it gets cold,” said Alyssa, owner of Alyssa’s Back Alley Creations in Hampton Bays. “This will give everyone a spot to stroll without the wind at the beach.” The park area north of Montauk Highway.

Since the Town Board has just reviewed the Concept Plan for the park, it doesn’t currently have an estimated construction cost. Since CPF funds will not be used to pay for the construction, the town will have to either issue a bond or find grant funds to finance it. Most business owners in town feel that Hampton Bays is up for the change and the

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with Lenn Thompson nonetheless. Next in the flight was Gove’s 2005 Steel Fermented Chardonnay ($18), which provided a stark, educational contrast to its barrel-born brother. Almost sauvignon blanc-like, it’s fresh with lithe body and loads of citrus and terrific acidity. The finish lingers just a bit with an intriguing minerally note. It’s not a wine to be pondered or – heaven-forbid, cellared – but it’s a mouth-watering, food friendly wine for sure. Dry and straightforward, the Peconic Bay Winery 2006 Rose of Merlot ($14) offers citrus, watermelon and lots of strawberry flavor within medium-light body. Simple and dry, it’s a good picnic wine as we all look towards the warmer months. Our second complimentary taste — Peconic Bay Winery 2004 Cabernet Franc ($20) was poured along side the just-released 2005 Cabernet Franc ($28) offering a rare mini-vertical that tells a tale of two vastly different growing seasons. The 2004 is light bodied and Chinon-like in its earthy, vegetal character. The 2005 — made after a hot, dry growing season — shows much more ripe fruit character and body. It’s an impressive wine that is well worth the extra $8. Photo by Lenn Thompson

Peconic Bay Winery: Wines to Match a Beautiful New Setting Peconic Bay Winery, located in Cutchogue — the heart of the North Fork wine world — has renovated their once-rustic tasting room and made it one of the Island’s more sophisticated wine-tasting locales. The barn-style room has been reconfigured and refaced with beautiful dark hardwood floors, white wainscoting and a beautiful wall-length vineyard mural. It captures the feel of wine country well — elegant and refined, but still comfortable and inviting. It reminds me of a cottage on the bay or sound. Winemaker Greg Gove and general manager Matt Gillies have also updated the way that the wines are poured, offering two separate flights — one with dry, fine wines and the other with everyday, entry-level ones. Reserve wines are also available for $3 per additional tasting. My group did the “Flight 1” which includes five dry wines for $8, a more-than-fair price when you consider the quality of the wines on offer — and the two gratis pours that we were given as well. Our first taste was of the well-regarded Peconic Bay Winery 2005 La Barrique Chardonnay ($28), named best barrel fermented chardonnay at the 2007 New York Wine and Food Classic last summer. It’s a little unorthodox to start a tasting flight with an oaked chardonnay, but this well-balanced, nuanced wine — certainly one of the better barrel fermented chardonnays on the North Fork — was impressive

The next-to-last wine in our flight was a surprising one, Peconic Bay Winery’s 2002 Cabernet Sauvignon ($24). Medium bodied, in stark contrast to most New World cab, it has a nice combination of cherry, blackberry and oak flavors. Subtle herb flavors, mediumgrip tannins and subtle acidity make this a versatile food wine too. Peconic Bay Winery’s 2004 Merlot ($18) is a soft, balanced merlot from a cooler year. It doesn’t stand out as one of the region’s best, but it’s well-priced. Before we picked out a few bottles to take home, I wanted to taste the winery’s top red offering — the Oregon Hills Merlot ($38) — again; and it was well worth that extra $3. Extremely aromatic, it offers plum, cherry, spice, and cocoa aromas with subtle herb notes that I hadn’t noticed before. Ripe and very “Old World” in style, there are some plum and cherry flavors, but secondary flavors of tobacco, dark chocolate, and spice set this red apart. Mature, slightly dusty tannins linger on a lengthy finish after a soft, lush mid-palate. This very well may be Gove’s best red in his time at Peconic Bay Winery. Visit www.peconicbaywinery.com to learn more and to order.

North Fork Events FRIDAY, MARCH 14 NUNSENSE AT NFCT- 8 p.m. The North Fork Community Theatre, Mattituck, presents ‘Nunsense’ by Dan Goggin, starring Anne Motto Gilvarry, Marilee Scheer, Kimet Speed, Peggy Ashton Straub and Alicia Thompson. Directed by Mike Hipp; musical direction by Dee Laveglia; produced by Mary Motto Kalich. Tickets: $15. 631-298-NFCT, www.NFCT.com. EAST END LIONESS LIONS- From noon-9 p.m., 54th annual corned beef and cabbage dinner (choice of fish dinner) hosted by East End Lioness Lions at Soundview Restaurant, Greenport. Advance tickets: $18; at door, $20. Tickets available at Hart’s Hardware and Robert’s Jewelers, Southold; Peconic Liquors, Cutchogue; or call 631-734-5771, 631-765-2476. KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS- From 5-7 p.m. check out a family dinner “seconds on us” hosted by Knights of Columbus, Cutchogue. All welcome. Donation: adults, $15, two for $25; children, $7. 631-734-7338.

SATURDAY, MARCH 15 NUNSENSE AT NFCT- 8 p.m. The North Fork Community Theatre, Mattituck, presents ‘Nunsense’ by Dan Goggin, starring Anne Motto Gilvarry, Marilee Scheer, Kimet Speed, Peggy Ashton Straub and Alicia Thompson. Directed by Mike Hipp; musical direction by Dee Laveglia; produced by Mary Motto Kalich. Tickets: $15. 631-298-NFCT, www.NFCT.com. RIVERHEAD IDOL- At 7 p.m. check out the Fifth Annual Riverhead Idol hosted by Town of Riverhead Youth Bureau features 10 teens ages 13-19 who compete before panel of music industry judges for 2008 title. Cash and prizes for winner and runners-up. Tickets: $5, available at Middle and High Schools. Seating limited; advance purchase suggested. 631-722-4444. THE SEAL CRUISES!- Through April 27 check out the Seal Cruises with the Riverhead Foundation for Marine Research & Preservation aboard Lady JV through Hempstead Bay, offering fun and facts; boat has heated cabin and snack bar. Adults, $20; seniors and children up to 12; $17; carry-on child, $5. Reservations: 631-369-9840, www.riverheadfoundation.org.

SPRING EGG HUNT- 11 a.m. is the Twentieth annual Spring Egg Hunt at Orient Beach State Park in picnic area includes the Spring Bunny and refreshments; prizes awarded to kids who find special eggs. Open to all ages. Rain date: Sunday, March 16, 1 p.m. 631-323-2440, www.nysparks.com. SPRING FLING- From 7-11 p.m. the Oysterponds annual Spring Fling features performance by Dunegrass, corned beef sandwiches, soda and beer; setup available for BYOB. At Poquatuck Hall. Tickets: $25,available at the Country Store. 631-323-2580. ANNUAL DINNER/DANCE- 6-11 p.m. the annual dinner dance hosted by St. Patrick R.C. Church’s CYO at Soundview Restaurant, Greenport. Donation: $40. Limited seating. RSVP: 631-765-5849. BUNNY BREAKFAST- From 8:30-10:30 a.m. check out the Bunny Breakfast for ages 4-7 with adult; breakfast, crafts, meet the Easter bunny. Mattituck High School. Tickets, $5 children, $3 adults in advance only at Love Lane Sweet Shoppe. 631-298-2276. ST. PATRICK’S DAY PARADE- At 2 p.m. check out the fourth annual St. Patrick’s Day parade hosted by North Fork Chamber of Commerce and Cutchogue Fire Department; parade steps off from Cox Lane to Cases Lane in village. Organizations interested in marching, call 631-734-5959. CINEMATIC SERIES- At 7:30 p.m. the North Fork Reform Synagogue’s Cinematic Series features ‘The Chosen’ starring Maximillian Schell, Rod Steiger and Robby Benson, based on novel by Chaim Potok about friendship between two very different Jewish boys in 1940s Brooklyn. At Cutchogue Presbyterian Church’s community room; complimentary light refreshments. Suggested donation: $5. 631-722-5712. EAST EGG HUNT- At 9 a.m. check out the annual Easter egg hunt for kids up to age 9, at Stotzky Park, Riverhead; open to Riverhead residents/school district only. Come early to register. Rain date: Saturday, March 22. 631-727-5744, ext. 30.

SUNDAY, MARCH 16 EASTER EGG HUNT- At noon check out the annual

Easter egg hunt sponsored by Mattituck Park District. Easter bunny, eggs and prizes at Veterans Memorial Park, Mattituck. Rain or shine, bring basket. 631-298-9103. NUNSENSE AT NFCT- 2:30 p.m. The North Fork Community Theatre, Mattituck, presents ‘Nunsense’ by Dan Goggin, starring Anne Motto Gilvarry, Marilee Scheer, Kimet Speed, Peggy Ashton Straub and Alicia Thompson. Directed by Mike Hipp; musical direction by Dee Laveglia; produced by Mary Motto Kalich. Tickets: $15. 631-298-NFCT, www.NFCT.com. THE POTTERY FACTORY- At 2:30 p.m. ‘The Greenport Pottery Factory,’ presentation by Chris Pickerell, who discusses redware produced during colonial times, at Southold Indian Museum. Free. 631-765-5577. ART AND SCIENCE- From 11 a.m.-4 p.m. The Art in Science at Long Island Science Center, 11 West Main St., Riverhead; Learn how science affects art, make art from math with tessellations, use gravity to paint pictures, mix colors and make bubble art. Admission: adults, $2; children, $5. 631-208-8000, www.lisciencecenter.org.

UPCOMING EVENTS THE NORTH FORK AUDUBON SOCIETY- At 8 a.m. on Tuesdays with Tom; visit various local birding “hot spots” including Dune Road on South Fork, with Tom Damiani, in search of wintering birds; dress appropriately for weather. Meet for carpooling at Red House, Inlet Pond County Park, Greenport. Nonmembers, $5. 631-275-3202, birdspeak@aol.com.

ONGOING EVENTS WEIGHT LOSS – The second Tuesday of every month, Dr. RussL’HommeDieu, a physical therapist holds a free weight management lecture & discussion session for people fighting similar weight loss problems. The discussion is moderated by Dr. Russ, who has upheld a 200-pound weight loss himself. Space is limited. For more information contact New Life at 888-446-7764. REIKI CIRCLES- Reiki Circles Monday Nights @ Grace Episcopal Church Last Monday of the month, meetings are held at Peconic Bay Medical Center. For more Information, contact Ellen J. McCabe at (631) 727-2072.

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Dan’s North Fork

Irish Culture On The North Fork St. Patrick’s Day Has The North Fork Buzzing With Excitement By Phyllis Lombardi I have to disagree with Kermit the Frog. It’s easy being green. Especially if you’re a dollar bill, a forsythia bud, an emerald, or just-picked asparagus. What’s not to love? I got to thinking green as shamrocks started popping up in store windows and newspapers started listing St. Patrick’s Day parades all over Long Island. It’s that time of year again and it’s fine with me. Although I do admit disliking green Irish soda bread or green beer. Enough is enough! I’ve been to Ireland just once. Two weeks of perfect delight and I’d go again in a minute. A special memory was a ferry ride to the Aran Islands and a day spent wandering about that rocky expanse. The return ferry provided us with a double rainbow over Galway Bay. I have the photo to prove it. You know what else I liked about Ireland? Their butter. I was told it’s because Irish cows have all that green, green Irish grass to nibble on. Sounds right to me. Oh, and I liked looking at the Book of Kells in Trinity College. All those birds and flowers. They sure knew how to draw - those prayerful monks. Now I know Ireland has gone through some tough times. One of my grandmas, Genevieve Healy, used to call it the miseries. So does Frank McCourt in “Angela’s Ashes”. But St. Patrick’s Day is no time for sadness. Why, you can ask around the North Fork and find dozens of things Irish that make eyes smile. There’s Cutchogue’s June and Joe Metzner, for example. Way back when, on their Canadian honeymoon, June and Joe spied a couple of two-inch tall

pitchers for only five dollars. The newlyweds could afford that, so home they came with their first pieces of Belleek. June admits she and Joe knew nothing about Belleek – that delicate Irish porcelain named after the Irish village of Belleek where the business began in the 1800s. June and Joe just liked the tiny shamrocks that embellished most creamy-white Belleek pieces. Over the years they’ve added several pieces to their collection. Like a twotiered cake plate June says is her favorite. As for Joe? Well, he’s an earthy guy, growing everything from potatoes to peonies. He likes to see his flowers cut and arranged in a Belleek vase. If you’re out in East Marion and hear the strains of Celtic music, chances are you’re passing the home of Dan and Gen McMonigle. Gen says she enjoys all Irish music, but especially the harp arrangements. “I just love those harps,” says she. Well, Dan and Gen recently acquired a new CD of Irish music. A gift from grandson Patrick. The 20-yearold, a student at Colgate University, just spent a semester studying at a college a bit west of Dublin. Young Patrick is named after Gen’s brother Patrick – who was born on St. Patrick’s Day! Gen remembers past St. Patrick’s Day celebrations at her childhood home. Lots of singing there, and her father’s voice she recalls clearly. There’s no better memory, Gen.

Once upon a time a lovely lass named Mae Melly (whose father came to the U.S. from Northern Ireland and whose mother was from southern Ireland) met and married John McGirr. They lived in Queens for a time but then moved to Cutchogue. Now Mae McGirr speaks almost reverently of Ireland. She’s visited the Emerald Isle several times and much as she loves the North Fork, she says she’d like to own a wee bit of property in Ireland. Till then, Mae enjoys talking, thinking and eating things Irish. Especially corned beef and cabbage sandwiches. With lots of mustard. “That mustard is important,” she says. I believe you, Mae. For those not fortunate enough to be Irish, I suggest a visit to Curran’s Irish Shop in Greenport. Do what my husband did. Buy something Irish and pretend. In my husband’s case, it was one of those tweed caps that make most men look so outdoorsy and blarney-charming. If you’ve got the knees for it, go for a kilt. And who doesn’t look marvelous in a traditional Aran Islands fisherman’s sweater? Have we mentioned everything? Goodness no! There’s the Irish dancing and the storytelling, the leprechauns and Bailey’s Irish Cream. Ah, yes. North Forkers know ’tis a blessing, these things Irish. Sure they’ll steal your heart away.

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Dan’s North Fork Digger O’Dell’s 58 West Main Street Riverhead 631-369-3200 rounded steak cut out of a thick sirloin. In looks it resembled a tournedos or filet mignon but for me the taste and texture were much, much better. It came simply grilled with a salt crust and aromatic au jus and a side of impeccable fries and a topping of crispy thin onion slices. The French and Belgians knew what they were doing when they first prepared that classic, steak frites - simplicity usually cannot be bettered. But if your taste runs to strip, flat iron, flank or porterhouse they are also here for you at prices ranging from $15.99 to for the flat iron to $31.99 for the 21oz porterhouse. The baseball cut sirloin was $17.99. For dessert we had to go along with Maryann’s strong recommendation and we were so glad that we did. Bread pudding can be a non-entity but Cheryl Schumann, the pastry chef, made this into a dish that was very rich but light and the bourbon based sauce made the totality a dessert to remember for a long while. We were so impressed with it that we cajoled the recipe from the kitchen to try out at home. Apart from the dishes we enjoyed on this visit there was so much on the menu that makes me want to Photo by Roy Bradbrook

return again. As you would expect they have a good selection of Irish favorites such as the house special sausage and cabbage soup, shepherd’s pie, chicken pot pie, fish and chips and the perennial favorite corned beef and cabbage, even though the last, whilst delicious, is of very doubtful Irish ancestry! If you are a pasta lover then Wednesday may be the one for you with Italian night offering a choice of all you can eat from four pastas and four sauces all for $14.99. Probably the single favorite item though is their famed prime rib, which at $19.99 for a 16oz Queen cut that comes with soup or salad and vegetables is a great deal. Indeed, all of the prices here represent extremely good value for money, especially considering the quality of the cooking. Similarly, drinks are very reasonably priced with a very wide range of twelve beers on tap of over twenty bottled brews. Digger O’Dell’s is a great town restaurant whether you want a fast lunch, a dinner, a party (Stephen told us that they are pleased to cater for parties from 2 to 85 - probably in age as well as size!). There is no doubt that the standard of the food has continually improved since Stephen took over ownership and overall this is a restaurant that gives outstanding value in food, service and ambience. When you are there take time to read the charming Irish sayings and quotations sprinkled around the menu. – Roy Bradbrook

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For those of you who already know this restaurant that proudly proclaims that, “Irish is a state of mind,” yes, the full name is back in use. No longer the shortened version, ‘Digger’s because owners Stephen Wirth and his wife believe that the full name more truly represents the true spirit of this charming and welcoming pub/restaurant. They should know because Stephen has worked here for the past 15 years and they have owned it for the last three. One thing I always notice here is that everyone seems to be smiling - not just the folk at the expansive and friendly bar but the diners and most importantly the staff. It really does exude some good old-fashioned Celtic hospitality as soon as you walk in. Maryann, our waitress, who also has been here almost from the opening, greeted us like long lost relatives and brought a wondrous, proper, very, very dry Martini and a glass of Sauvignon Blanc to sip as we studied the menu that has recently been redesigned and somewhat restructured without losing any of the long time favorite dishes. We started with some Buffalo chicken tidbits that were choice pieces of white meat, and the sauce was appropriately tangy just as requested. The baked clams here are named after a ‘Father Solan’ and I don’t know why but I do thoroughly recommend this succulent blend of shrimp, clams, scallops and crabmeat with herbs and spices. They came sizzling hot and were delicious. The house salad that is inclusive with the entrees was crisp and well dressed and one was ample for the two of us. No one goes away hungry from here. For our main courses, we chose a shrimp scampi with large well cooked shrimp in a light garlic lemon sauce that was delicate and full of flavor and because it was the ‘Steak Special’ night, (Thursdays), I decided to have a cut of steak that I had never heard of. Maryann explained that ‘baseball’ cut referred to a

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Edward Albee For a man who has spent over a half a century writing dialogue, Edward Albee is rather economical with his words. We chatted last week about his upcoming plays The American Dream and The Sandbox, which are being revived at the Cherry Lane Theater this month. “A lot of my first plays were done at the Cherry Lane and that’s a theater I enjoy working in,” he said. In honor of his 80th birthday, Cherry Lane offered the playwright the opportunity to direct these two connected plays. After finishing his debut play Zoo Story, and The Death of Bessie Smith, Albee began work on The American Dream. The one act play is a bizarre dark comedy where the themes of a Greek tragedy meet the superficial citizens of American society. The dysfunctional, self-involved family members – Mommy, Daddy and Grandma – are at each other’s throats. As the play opens, Mommy’s rambling about a “beige” hat is forced upon Daddy, who sits as they wait for someone to arrive and fix an unknown (to the audience) problem. Grandma, who suffers from a compulsion to beautifully wrap boxes (a metaphor for superficiality) battles against her daughter. They’re ugly people; petty and shallow. Their language is dismissive and their emphasis on getting satisfaction forces one to wonder if they will ever be satiated. The play takes a turn when Mrs. Barker arrives at their door. She isn’t exactly sure why she’s there, and neither Mommy nor Daddy seem too eager to let her in on the secret. The audience, too, is completely in the dark until Grandma, in a roundabout way, explains everything – but I won’t.

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In the middle of writing The American Dream in 1959, Albee was commissioned to write a 15minute play for the Spoleto Festival in Italy. He took Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma (the characters from The American Dream) and brought them to the beach for The Sandbox. The short play reinforces Mommy and Daddy’s lack of appreciation for humanity. They place Grandma in a sandbox overlooking the ocean, order musicians to begin playing, and then wait for her demise at the hands of the Angel of Death. In a Paris Review interview at Albee’s Montauk home in 1966 he said, “With the possible exception of the little play The Sandbox, which takes thirteen minutes to perform, I don’t think anything I’ve done has worked out to perfection.” I recently asked him why he felt it was perfect and his reason was simple, “If you write a play that’s thirteen to fifteen minutes long, you don’t have many chances to make a mistake. If I’d gone on for another five minutes I probably would have made a mistake somewhere.” The American Dream has been called Albee’s first dip into the Theater of the Absurd. During its opening run in 1961 critics attacked it for its surreal nature and insincerity in dealing with severe subject matter. This time around, the play might not have the same effect as it had originally. This is by no fault of the playwright but of society. Due to their desensitized nature, a younger audience will not be so quick to shut down after the horror is revealed. Instead,

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Manorville Hills In the last article, readers were left 1.7 miles into the Manorville Hills wild lands, 100 yards south of the L.I.E. I described the road noise and ankle twisting ravines caused by people riding dirt bikes illegally on the Paumanok Path (PP). I didn’t mention the spider web of trails cut by these off-roadvehicles and the white dots that some unsanctioned volunteer applied liberally to many trees creating visual pollution while marking the hiker’s way through this network of trails. This damage southwest of Exit 71 is continuing to worsen, and is extending eastward. Enough said about damage; let’s look at this area’s awesome beauty. In the few places where the PP is bypassed by the off-road vehicles, sedges and grasses or a soft carpet of leaves and pine needles cover the trail’s tread. After paralleling Route 495, the trail takes us south onto a wide, straight, woods road. A quick left and then right turn take you on a loop, which climbs up onto a ridge, and down into a deep kettlehole. After this loop, a right turn takes you onto another wide woods road. Another right leads you past “Little Knob” a kettle to your left. As you walk this trail in the winter, look for large erratics and perched kettle ponds through the oak trees and tall pine. A right turn takes you on a straight, wide southrunning boundary road. After traveling this boundary road, the trail turns left, onto a narrower path around the ridge of a precipitously deep kettlehole to the left. Of note are the multiple fox dens dug into the ravines caused by dirt bikes. If you refer to Larry Paul’s Pine Barrens Map (LIGTC 631 360-0753) you will see where several side trails lead you to some expansive views. Climbing 240’ up onto “Doubletop”,

they will be able to listen and understand Albee’s still-relevant critique of the “American scene,” his “attack on the substitution of artificial for real values in our society, a condemnation of complacency, cruelty, emasculation, and vacuity.” The same argument can be made for The Sandbox, after all, according to Albee “they’re two separate pieces about the same subjects, basically.” This is an incredible occasion to see both plays performed in a single night by a stellar cast, hand picked by the playwright/director. When the houselights go down and the action begins on stage, take a moment to listen to Albee’s mastery of language, his ability to create characters through nothing more than words. It is a stunning example of why Edward Albee is considered American’s greatest living playwright. – Christian McLean Several interesting events surround the play. On March 18 and April 8, audiences are invited to an intimate Q&A with the three-time Pulitzer Prize winning playwright after the show. The other event is the Opening Night Celebration, following the March 25 performance, where audience members can rub elbows with the cast, playwright and others for $300 a person. Previews for The American Dream and The Sandbox began March 11. The play opens March 25 and closes April 19. For tickets and show information visit www.cherrylanetheatre.org or call (212) 2396200.

the Path now travels though a mature oak/pine wood. The trail ascends these two steep hills one right after the other, the view from one ridge offers rolling hills running off into the distance, the other, the ocean, far to the south. The trail then drops down, runs along Toppings Path, and crosses the wide dirt road. A short distance after crossing Toppings Path, take an immediate left. This is the midpoint of the hike. The 5.5 miles we traveled since entering the woods by Halsey Manor Road, were on County parkland. The land we are now on is managed by the DEC. Note the signs “State Land, DEC, Access by Permit Only.” DEC Region 1, asks that you contact them for a free 3-year permit; (631-444-0753). They are not discouraging use; but encouraging communication. The trail now leads you from the ridge of a 140’ “Deep Hollow” to the 300’ summit of “High Hill,” then

to the panoramic view from “Burnt Hill.” A right onto a wide woods road and a left off of it, and you find a perched kettle pond well above sea level; a blanket of fern surrounds this area in “Hunter’s Garden.” In the spring, the sound of many peeping frogs suggests the presence of other nearby ponds. Walking from knob to kettle, pass the cyclone fence of the Water Authority tank tower. Soon, an ancient yet still effective Eagle Scout step-project leads you in and out of a kettlehole. Then, pass through a post and rail kissing gate erected many years ago. Turn right onto a section of the PP that shares its corridor with a blue-blazed loop trail. Travel through beautiful wetlands and then with a left turn ascend to the summit of Bald Hill with its view of bay and sound to the north. After following the trail down the LIGTC step project, the PP heads straight ahead, across a woods access road, while the blue loop trail turns right. The PP runs parallel to CR 51, and then crosses it. Almost immediately, turn right onto the yellow trail that takes you to SCC parking field 1. Directions: Suffolk County Community College, Riverhead, Parking Field #1 (closed Sundays). From Sunrise Hwy. exit 61, travel north on C.R. 51 (Moriches Riverhead Rd.). Turn right onto SpeonkRiverhead Rd, and then right into the campus. Make the first left, and then the first right into Parking Field #1. Park in green visitor’s spaces to the left of the kiosk. The access trail is behind the kiosk. Follow the yellow-blazed trail to the Paumanok Path. The triple yellow blazes mark the end of the access trail. Turn right, and you will travel in an easterly direction, through the Sarnoff State Preserve; or turn left at the trail junction and follow the Paumanok Path across C.R. 51, to Peconic Hills County Park. To find more walks on Long Island visit litlc.org

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Shop ‘til You Drop... With Maria Tennariello With the Easter right around the corner, it’s time to go shopping and get ready for visitors. The stores are filled with pinks, blues, yellows and lavenders – showing the first real sign of spring. Let’s do some early spring shopping… Making life easier by shopping for great holiday and summer entertaining is only a short distance away. At Bar Boy on Montauk Highway in Hampton Bays, the holiday season has already begun with the brand new inventory that has just arrived. Start your spring celebration with St. Patrick’s Day at Bar Boy with smashing Irish coffee mugs ($3), cloth banners ($5), green derbies ($2.20), Yard ale mugs ($4.50), Irish pint glasses ($1.99), and so much more. There are knives, roasting pans, corned beef/cabbage pots, beer pitchers in two sizes, blenders, home bars and hutches, chairs, tables, stools and so much more. The store is open Monday through Friday from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. and on Saturday from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. Visit their website at baryboyonline.com To make things easier this holiday, stop in and pick up a menu at East End Catering with chef Michael Mosolino in association with the Deli Counter on County Road 39 near the Carvel in Southampton. Host of “Culinary Experience Live with Michael Mosolino” (Plum TV, channel 18), he takes catering to another level. Catering specialist for weddings, engagement celebrations, corporate functions and other formal events, all the food is prepared by a supreme team in their kitchens in Southampton, using only the freshest and highest quality ingredients. If you need to cater this upcoming holiday, call

East End Catering East End Catering at 631-287-5070 or log onto the website for complete information at eastendcatering.com. Stop in for a pizza or a hero sandwich, a coke, and don’t forget the menu! The Down Factory Store At The Elegant John on Montauk Highway in East Hampton is having an early spring sale with a cool 20-70% off assorted items. The lamps are priced to sell at 1/3 off the regular price, so get going and light up your life. The European style quilted top featherbeds are always a great buy and the price always includes 100% cotton washable protective cover. The Goose Down pillows and comforters are also on sale for almost half price. A Little of What You Fancy on Newtown Lane in East Hampton is having a blow-out sale. Everything

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must go to make room for spring merchandise. All clothes are on sale from 25-75% off. Other lines on sale include rugs from Angela Adams, body products from Crabtree & Evelyn and Caswell-Massey, Root candles and Kerry Cassill bedding and tabletop. For a limited time only, The Fancy is also having a vintage sale. Prices are marked to sell on clothing from 1900 to 1999, stop by while they are still plenty in stock. The spring bags from Orla Kiely have already arrived, and are already flying out the door. In addition, Godiva just shipped Easter chocolate to the Fancy, so stock up before the holiday rush. Khanh Sports, Bicycle Service, Sales and Rentals, located at 58 and 60 Park Place in East Hampton, is strutting his stuff for the spring season. Look for merchandise under the headlines of bike, surf, skate, cool clothing, ping-pong tables, bathing suits, lots of great sundresses and sunglasses. Labels such as Blue Martin, Billabong, Quicksilver, Fox, O’Neill, D.S.O., Smith are among the many. EH Eyeware is a division of Khanh Sports and is a great venue for designer eyewear. Stop in and check out this little gem of a shop. Back by popular demand, Splash of Pink on Hampton Road in Southampton is hosting March Madness on Saturday, March 15 at 9 a.m. and Sunday, March 16 at 11 a.m. Join in on the madness – the first 25 customers get a buy 2 receive one for $1, receive a $50 gift certificate with a purchase of $250 or more (valid with Dan’s Papers ad April 1-30), shop the $29, $19 & $9 racks, save up to 80% on fall items and Vineyard Vines. And Lilly Pulitzer’s men sale is not to be missed! On Main Street in Montauk at Plaza Surf & Sports, there is a sale in progress until the end of the week with 50-60% off outerwear and accessories, boots, thermals, logo sweatshirts and more. Also included is a buy one get one on any apparel item. On The North Fork: Celebrating their first successful year in Riverhead, Peconic Baking Company has an open invitation to join them for a Celebration and Easter Tasting Event. There will be free snacks, giveaways, a raffle and fun stuff along with a sampling of many of their Easter menu items. The event will be held at the Riverhead Café, 303 Osborne Avenue on Saturday, March 15 from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. and everyone is invited! Until next week. Ciao and happy early spring shopping! If your shop is having a sale, has new inventory or if you are a new business or have relocated, and you want everyone to know about it, please e-mail me at shoptil@danspapers.com and Newkids@danspapers.com or via fax at 631-726-0189. I would love to hear all about it!

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Day By Day Street, East Hampton. 631-324-0806. at Bay Street Theater, Long Wharf Sag Harbor. 631BUDDHIST MEDITATION – 3/16 – 10:30-11:30 725-0818. a.m. Meditations to increase mental peace and well YOUNG PLAYWRIGHTS FESTIVAL – 3/15 – 7 being for everyone. Located at 40 West Montauk Hwy, p.m. Annual Middle School Young Playwrights Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections: Hampton Bays. 631-728-5700. Festival. Bay Street Theater. Located on the Long Art Events – pg. 64 Movies – pg. 59 JAZZ ON THE VINE – 3/16 – 2:00 p.m. The Wharf, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0818. Day by Day – pg. 51 Kids’ Events – pg. 52 Wolffer Estate Tasting Room will feature smooth jazz ANTARCTICA – 3/15 – 1-2:30 p.m. Join Eco-Photo sounds of the Chuk Fowler Trio. No reservations or Explorers as they journey across the turbulent Drake cover charge required. Located at Wolffer Estate, 139 passage. Located at Hampton Bays Public Library. 52 Sagg Road, Sagaponack. 631-537-5106 ext. 20. Ponquogue Ave, Hampton Bays. 631-728-6241. BIRDS OF PREY – 3/15 – 1-2 p.m. Sweetbriar FRIDAY, 14 Nature Center kids’ program presents “Birds Of MONDAY, 17 CHALLAH TIME – 3/14 – 5:30 p.m. Challah Pray” at the Montauk Library.-, 871 Montauk OPEN STUDIO FIGURE DRAWING – 3/17 – 6dough braiding for children, parents and grandparHighway, Montauk. 631-668-3377. 9 p.m.– Open studio Mondays. $15 per person. ents. Located at Chabad of Southampton Jewish LOAVES AND FISHES COOKSHOP – 3/15 – Located at Applied Arts, 11 Indian Wells Highway, Center, 214 Hill Street, Southampton. 631-287-2249. noon-2 p.m. Almoncello’s Jason Weiner gives a cookAmagansett. 631-267-2787. ST. PATRICK’S DAY FIREWORKS – 3/14 – 9:30 ing demonstration. Loaves and Fishes Cookshop, p.m. Fireworks celebrating St. Patrick’s Day. Located 2422 Montauk Hwy, Bridgehampton. 631-537-6066. TUESDAY, 18 on The Great Lawn in Westhampton Beach. 516-971COOKING EVENT – 3/15 – 6-9 p.m. Chris LIVE MUSIC – 3/18– 6:30-9:30 p.m. Jody Carlson 2392. Cariello of Loaves and Fishes Cookshop teaches you and her band will perform Tuesdays. Located at LIVE MUSIC AT PUBLICK HOUSE – 3/14 – how to cook a Spring Holiday dinner. Located at the Pierre’s, 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-53710:30 p.m. DJ Doria will perform cookshop, 2422 Montauk Hwy, 5110. at the Southampton Publick Bridgehampton. 631-537-6066. PICK OF THE WEEK RUG HOOKING WORKSHOP – 3/18 – 6-8:30 House. Happy hour all night TERRY SULLIVAN PERST. PATRICK’S DAY p.m. Rug hooking workshop with Gail Horton. $120 long. Located at 40 Bowden PARADE – 3/15 – 12-2 p.m. FORMANCE – 3/15 – 6 p.m. members, $135 non-members. Located at The Square, Southampton. 631-283St. Patrick’s Day Parade in Singer and storyteller Terry Southampton Historical Museum, 17 Meeting House 2800. Sullivan will perform for St. Lane, Southampton. 631-283-2494. AUTHOR JOE HANNA – Westhampton Beach. 516-971-2392. Patty’s Day. Located at Canio’s DRAWING WORKSHOPS – 3/18– 10 a.m.-2 p.m. 3/14 – 6 p.m. author Joe Hanna Books, 290 Main Street, Sag Uninstructed life drawing workshops sponsored by will read from his book R.S.V.P.Harbor. 631-725-4926. Southampton Artists Association. Located at 2 Pond Deceased. Located at Canio’s Lane at the Veterans Hall, Southampton. 631-725Books, 290 Main Street, Sag SUNDAY, 16 5851. Harbor. 631-725-4926. THE WILDLIFE RESCUE CENTER – 3/16 – STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – 3/14 – 8 p.m. Weird 2:30 p.m. The Wildlife Rescue Center of the Jellyfish will perform. At 10 p.m. The Inner Roots will WEDNESDAY, 19 Hamptons will hold a Rescue/Transport class for perform. Tickets $10. Located at 161 Main Street, HAYGROUND CREATIVE ORCHESTRA – 3/19 beginners. The Montauk Library, 871 Montauk Amagansett. 631-267-3117. – 6 p.m. Free concert by the Haygroud Creative Highway. 631-728-9453. LATINO NIGHT – 3/14 – Every Friday night, Orchestra with Bruce Wolosoff. Located at 151 GUILD HALL FREE MOVIE – 3/16 – 7 p.m. Saturdays are with DJ Sam. Located at Cigar Bar, 2 Mitchell’s Lane, Bridgehampton. 631-537-7068. Screening of Viva Cuba as part of their 5th annual Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-2575. (continued on next page) Winter Film Series. Free to all. Located at 158 Main COOKING CLASSES – 3/14 – 6-9 p.m. “Date Night In Sicily” to learn Italian cooking techniques. Admission $99. Located at Loaves and Fishes Cooking School at the Bridgehampton Inn, 2266 3rd Annual Day of Awareness Conference for Main Street, Bridgehampton. To register visit Developmental Disabilities on the East End www.LandFcookshop.com. 631-537-3586. FRIDAY NIGHT MOVIE – 3/14 – 6:30 p.m. ... In the spirit of Abby Irwin Arranged will show. Located at the John Jermain Library, 201 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049. Saturday March 29, 2008 8:00am – 5:00pm Chancellors Hall, Stony Brook University at Southampton

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SATURDAY, 15 LIVE MUSIC AT THE PATIO – 3/15 – 9 p.m. The Frank Anthony Trio, vocals, saxophone and piano will perform Saturdays. Located at The Patio 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – 3/15 – 8 p.m. Mama Lee and Friends will perform followed by The Annie Morgan Band at 10:30 p.m., tickets $10. Located at 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117. NATURE JOURNAL – 11 a.m.-noon – Design and create your own nature journal from scratch. Located at Quogue Wildlife Refuge. 3 Old Country Rd, Quogue. 631-653-4771. AEROBATIC STUNT SHOW – 3/15 – 3 p.m. Aerobatic stunt show at Rogers Beach in Westhampton Beach. 516-971-2392. ST. PATRICK’S DAY PARADE – 3/15 – 12 p.m. to 2 p.m. St. Patrick’s Day Parade in Westhampton Beach. 516-971-2392. KARAOKE – 3/15 – 10:30 p.m. Karaoke night Saturdays. Located at Almoncello Restaurant, 290 Montauk Hwy, East Hampton. 631-329-6700. LIVE MUSIC – 3/15 – 9 p.m. Jim Turner and the Ocean People will perform. Located at Murf ’s Back Street Tavern, 64 Division Street, Sag Harbor. 631725-8355. AUTHOR TOM DE VINCENTIS – 3/15 – 5:30 6:30 p.m. Meet author Tom De Vincentis who will be signing his book Tails of the City: Confessions of a Manhattan Pet Vet. Located at East End Books, 53 The Circle, East Hampton. 631-324-8680. ACTING CLASSES – 3/15 – 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Scene study and acting technique with Stephen Hamilton. Cost $450. Every Saturday through April 26. Located

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KID KALENDAR COMING UP Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections:

Art Events – pg. 64 Movies – pg. 59 Day by Day – pg. 51 Kids’ Events – pg. 52

THIS WEEK HIGH SCHOOL EXHIBITION – 3/15 – 5-7 p.m. Special reception for students, teachers and family to tribute art students and teachers in our community. Located at Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-283-2118. MEET YOUR NEIGHBOR – 3/15 –10-11 a.m. Create artwork for fun while listening to the East Hampton Jazz Band. Free for members, non-members price of admission. located at CMEE, 376 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8250. POTTERY WORKSHOP – 3/15 – 10 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Wendy Gottleib leads this unique study of cross-cultural

BLUE-SPOTTED SALAMANDER SEARCH – 3/22 – 7:30 p.m. Blue-Spotted salamander search for children and adults at the South Fork Natural History Museum with walk leader Andy Sabin. Located at 377 Bridgehampton Turnpike, Bridgehampton. Walk is in Montauk. 631-537-97.

ONGOING STORY TIME – Saturday mornings at 10 a.m. Stories for children ages 4-7. Located at the Hampton Library, 2478 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-5370015. QUOGUE LIBRARY STORYTIME – Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. Join children of all ages for story time, literacy games, puzzles and more. Located at 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631-653-4224. RHYME TIME –Wednesday mornings at 10 a.m. for children up to 3 years old. See you child listen to toddler stories and do simple arts & crafts. Located at the Hampton Library, 2478 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015. INDOOR PLAY GYM – Ages 5 and under. Located at The Country School, 7 Industrial Road, Wainscott. 631537-2255.

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THURSDAY, 19 OPEN STUDIO DARK ROOM – 3/19 – 6-9 p.m. Open studio every Thursday. $20 per person. Located at Applied Arts, 11 Indian Wells Highway, Amagansett. 631-267-2787. TWILIGHT THURSDAYS – 3/19 – 5-7:30 p.m. Charles Certain will perform live music and there will be complimentary cheeses. Located at Wolffer Estate Vineyard, 139 Sagg Road, Sagaponack. 631537-5106. LIVE MUSIC – 3/19 – 7 p.m. Steve Fredericks will perform Thursdays. Located at MUSE Restaurant & Aquatic Lounge, 760 Montauk Hwy, Water Mill. 631726-2606. MONTAUK MOVIE – 3/19 – 7 p.m. The Montauk Library will show Billy Elliot. Located at 871 Montauk Hwy, Montauk. 631-668-3377. BOWLING NIGHT – 3/19 – $2 drinks, pool and

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WEDNESDAY, 19 BIG REED – 3/19 – 10 a.m. 3 to 4 miles coastal trail. Meet at the parking area off East Lake Drive, about 2 miles north of the intersection with Rt. 27 in Montauk. Call Ray Hartjen, 631-324-2490.

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Kinetic Energy People say a child’s brain is like a sponge, soaking everything up. But if you’ve ever spent time with a child and heard some of the outrageous deductions that come from the machinations of a trippy, little forming brain, you know that information doesn’t just go in and sit in a heavy, sopping sponge. Kids don’t soak it all up – they cherry pick details of experiences that are important to them for unknown reasons. Their brains are actually more like mulchers, taking in raw material, grinding it up and spewing it out. Of course, parents and teachers like to think that they actually have some influence over this process. Sure, we can try to control what goes in, but our power stops there: We have no part in how it will be processed, absorbed or discarded. The best we can do is to keep the gears of active minds engaged with inspirational information, happy thoughts and our own good intentions. In Miss Betty’s and Miss Sandy’s class at the East Hampton Pre-K, my son has yoga and music every week, in addition to other instruction that used to leave me slack-jawed. The other day, sitting in his playroom while mastering Barrel of Monkeys, my partner pointed out that he was sitting “crisscross apple sauce.” He corrected us. “This is full lotus!” I am no longer fazed. He had said “namaste” to me the week before, after singing “Heads, shoulders knees and toes” in Japanese. And earlier in the year – bless the artists of the East End – folks from the Pollack-Krasner Institute visited his school for the day. The students had been learning for weeks about Jackson

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Calculating the Effect of Subdivisions As spring approaches, so does the rise of plans for and concerns about subdivisions. Inevitably, someone wants a park where someone else has his heart set on developing condominiums. Not too many people can remember a town or village meeting where a group of neighbors showed up to voice their support and desire for the land adjoining their homes to be subdivided. With land being one of the major revenue generating sources in the Hamptons, the idea of development and how it may affect one’s personal finances has become a hot political issue. In the Scuttlehole section of Bridgehampton, Dennis Suskind’s Vintage Vines project (named perhaps for its proximity to the Channing Daughters Winery) proposes converting the land into 37 building lots with 19.5 acres of open space. Objections to the proposal from long-term neighbors range from the effect on the town’s groundwater to traffic on Scuttlehole Road and other issues. “It seems everybody is retired and wants to keep the views and protect the value they have accrued over the years,” said a nearby neighbor. There are even calls for the Town of Southampton to purchase the land. Studies are being done. But the

question remains, is development a good thing anymore? Also in Bridgehampton the Two Tree Subdivision is again in front of the Southampton Planning Board. The 110-acre site has been the home of The Mercedes Benz Polo Challenge. A subdivision is planned to create a combination of 35 lots to go along with the two houses, two horse barns, a silo, a combined stable and office building, along with an eight unit apartment that would remain on the property. The hearing is set for March 13. Stay tuned. Three other developments before the Planning Board include a 23-acre site off Fowler Street and 18 acres on Montauk Highway (location of the Green Thumb farm stand), both in Water Mill. Also in play is a site consisting of 12.5 acres off of David White’s Lane in North Sea. There are reports the Town has already purchased the development rights to one of these properties. In Sag Harbor, Michael Maiden is proposing to construct 22 condominiums on his Ferry Road property – the opposition would prefer the location to be a park. With one of the largest tracts of land left in the Village of Sag Harbor for development,

Maiden seems prepared for an uphill battle. One merchant joked, “It’s like he is proposing a nuclear power plant, the way some people are opposed to it.” Maiden seems to be on the fence about what to do – but the central issue is the amount of money he would be paid for the property. Locals have voiced concerns about how a new condo development in that location would affect the waterfront by the bridge. The organization “Save Sag Harbor” is mobilized on the issue. The Group for the East End is calling for action sooner than later to stop Maiden, and reportedly urging opponents to attempt to influence the Local Waterfront Revitalization Plan to scale back or stop the development. Maiden has legal options, but there are no “Obama size crowds” supporting him – there’s no “Develop Sag Harbor!” organization at this point. In the tiny village of Sagaponack, the Village Planning Board is wrestling with applications by three groups to subdivide properties. One, on Gibson Lane, has substantial waterfront. Another proposal is to subdivide 43.5 acres on Daniels Lane, with three oceanfront properties. In this case, the developers, Sagaponack Reality LLC, also (continued on next page)

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Rhyme and Reason in Choosing a Real Estate Agent Articles about how and why to choose a real estate agent are filled with well-intentioned recommendations, like choosing someone with tremendous expertise in the field, years in practice, professional affiliations, and who comes via great word of mouth and personal referrals. The same guidelines could apply to picking a neurosurgeon. But, while buying a house isn’t brain surgery, it is a tricky operation – not to mention the largest investment most people make in their

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EVERYTHING OVER A MILLION Sales Between 12/29/2007 AMAGANSETT Kunkel to Peter KRAFT, Tracy HOWE, 68 Fresh Pond Road 1,225,000

BRIDGEHAMPTON Tamburini to Robert & Susan LEWIN, 23 Bridge Hill Lane 2,075,000 M & M Property Mgmt LLC to Barbara TICHNER, 8 Scuttlebut Farms 4,895,000

EAST HAMPTON Talmage to Linda TALMAGE-EMERSON, Sawmill Lane, 1,187,500 Talmage to Stephen Emerson--TALMAGE, Long Lane, 1,187,500 Salomon to Robert & Tammy STANSEL,Green Hollow Road, 1,250,000 Rastu to David & Rebecca HOBERT, 13 Dering Lane, 2,510,000

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Pollak to John & Diane VEZZA, 76 Lewis Road, 1,150,000 Bodner to Thomas & Lorraine MORGAN, 25 Dune Road, 2,175,000

GREENPORT Mr. Robert's Food Stores to Omer FAROOQI, 300 Front St. 1,200,000

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Forbes to Adrienne DENKER, Paul HEISELMAN, 31 Jessup Ave, 1,125,000 East House Assoc LLC to QUOGUE ST DEV LLC--52 Quogue St, 4,150,000

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HDN Realty LLC to Toni Jo MORRELL, 32 Club Lane, 1,500,000

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Salzhauer to Andrea GOREN, 61 East Hollow Road, 3,150,000

Shariff to Timothy & Samantha CULVER, 287 Main Street, 1,200,000

Hither Lane LLC to Jack & Jill LASERSOHN, 30 Hither Lane, 8,975,000

Alvarado to Michael DUPONT, 298 Division Street, 1,600,000

EAST QUOGUE 140 Maggie Dr. Corp to Meciko MUHASEMOVIC, 140 Maggie Dr., 1,000,000

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SHELTER ISLAND McGayhey to S & S IV LLC, 4 Locust Woods Drive, 1,200,000

SOUTHAMPTON Beckman to Elizabeth LINDEMANN,161 White Street,1,850,000 Firestone to Thomas APPIO, 160 Breese Lane, 2,100,000

SOUTHOLD Christie to BELLE VIEW LLC, 250 Midway Road, 1,114,825

WAINSCOTT EH Plumbing & Heating to JOJOBEN LLC, 348 Montauk Hwy, 1,200,000 Pfeifle to David & Amy FLANNERY, 250 Mecox Road, 5,700,000

WATER MILL Ostberg to CSC TRUST CO OF DELAWARE, 21 Fordune Drive, 8,700,000 DeGeorge to FLYING POINT LLC, 1225 & 1235 Flying Point Rd, 8,900,000

WESTHAMPTON BEACH Protomastro to Aimee ZARABI, 129 Oneck Lane, 1,300,000 McGivney to 16 LOTT AVENUE REALTY LLC, 16 Lott Ave, 1,801,000

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Flynn to Philip & Patricia IRVING, 18 Broadhollow Road, 510,000

Riskila & Newhams to P. Wolfe, 18 Oak Ln, 682,000

Robbins to Cristina & Michael SPINDLER, 23 Cranberry Hole Rd, 655,000

Holdsworth to 46 NEWTON ROAD LLC, 46 Newton Road LLC, 545,000

Phillips to John & Lisa IULO, 30 Beach Avenue, 682,000

Von Oehsen to David & Catherine VON OEHSEN, 220 Town Ln, 840,000

Gardner to Wayne & Janet CELAURO, 15 Red Creek Circle, 680,000

B. Krupinski to B Knab, 29 Widgeon Ln 700,000

Johnson to Ronald MONGELLUZZO, 10 Pepi Court, 830,000

J by Exr, Rose, to J & L, Melis, 1206 Middle Line Hwy, 740,000

Smith to Michael & Alice McGRATH, 4 Rehan Avenue, 830,000

Schaffer to Elise HORNING, Gail NEWMANN, 6 Simpson Rd, 500,000

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Piotrowski to Alda STIPANOV, 37 Glade Road, 550,000 Straniero to Paul & Dorota CLEGG, 160 Montauk Highway, 627,500 Koppinger to Valeria POLLAK, 136 Cove Hollow Road, 678,000 Stotzky to Rita LINDER & Perry ARNOLD, 34 Runnymede Drive, 719,000 Gettinger to Bram WEBER, 54 Whooping Hollow Road, 815,000

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Gleason to Nicholas FARMAKIS, 230 Greenway West. 620,000

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Ivester to Deidre & Jean-Pierre RIOU, 2 Washington Street, 800,000

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Kadlec Trust to Jane KOLBENHEYER, 17 Maylen Drive, 540,000

Gendusa to Buddy EVANS, 40 Wooded Oak Lane, 840,000

Hatch to James TAYLOR, Anik PEARSON, 12 John Street, 500,000

Valli to Wayne & Linda VIVIANO, 2 Staller Drive, 510,000

Sound Housing LLC to W. Johann 501 Willow Pond Dr, 270,980

Majors Path LLC to Dennis & Gwen SKINNER, 16 Gianna Court, 769,990

Mayer to Nicholas & Eugenia HATGIPETROS, 19 Fairline Drive, 550,000

J & K Cicciari to M. Mazzeo, 43 Blueberry Cmn, 317,000

Lynch to Kenneth SISCO, 14 Meadowgrass Lane, 850,000

Corredor to Louis KENNEDY, 416 Montauk Highway, 600,000

Windcrest Riverhead & J & N Roughan, 7 Green Ash St, 525,000

Serdock, A & P to Stillwell, W & J, 35 Sugar Loaf Rd, 987,000

Rhodes to William & Katherine IOANNIDES, 152 Malloy Drive, 975,000

Riverhead Reeves Assoc to HILLENBRAND, 81 Bellflower Court, 502,000

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T. Shillo to W & P Mallinson, Sappho Rd, 30,000

HAMPTON BAYS

Est. Kelly to John & Kathleen PATURNO, 3 Peconic Overlook Dr, 500,000

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Kakerbeck to Jonathan & Ann AUERBACH, 310 Sagg Road, 740,000

Majors Path LLC to Dennis & Gwen SKINNER, 23 Gianna Court, 569,990 Majors Path LLC to Gary & Deborah SAPORTA, 8 Savannah Ln, 759,990

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Grant to Patrick & Siobhan O'DRISCOLL, 4695 South Harbor Rd, 560,000

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Lucka to Charles CARRE, 51 Toppings Path, 935,000

Birchwood at Wading River to Edward GROCE,136 Canterbury Dr, 517,900

R, Smith-Cowell to K, White, 21 Beach Ave, 375,000

J. Gazza to County of Suffolk, Scrub Property -24 lots, 43,750

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plan to place 28.28 acres in an agricultural reserve. Then there is the Schwenk Family Limited Partnership’s 41 acres. With the potential to request 13 lots, the family has requested approval to subdivide the land into 9 lots, leaving 27 acres as an agricultural reserve. It may be getting to the point where there may be around two dozen properties left in the village to subdivide. Sagaponack Mayor Bill Tillotson reportedly said, “How do you visualize the impact of a development on a neighborhood?” That seems to be the new 64 thousand (or mil-

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lion) dollar question. In East Hampton, the Williams family has applied to subdivide a 19.3-acre field on Apaquogue Road, near Lily Pond Lane and Georgica Beach. The land emerged from a 30-year agricultural easement last December, and the family wants to create five lots for future estate building. The Village of East Hampton Planning Board will decide how the lots must be clustered, and even with concerned neighbors monitoring the situation, the smart money is on the family. The Williams’ will be succeeding with a well designed plan conceived by LandMarks, a

firm based in Williamsburg, Virginia. It’s believed these lots will not be for sale, but earmarked exclusively for future family use. Years ago mayors would hold parties begging developers to come to their towns to bring jobs and people to help the area to grow. No longer. Public opinion on the South Fork seems to be weighted on slowing down if not stopping development. The towns are passing laws to make development more difficult in order to manage it, if not retard it. Times have changed. – T.J. Clemente

turned out it wasn’t just the house that got Ascher’s attention. “It was her haircut. I just loved it,” said Ascher. “That was a first for me,” said Troy. But the haircut may have been symbolic of some shared aesthetic sensibility. “As it turned out we really clicked,” said Troy, “and Barbara ended up referring other customers to me.” “It could be anything about your personality,” said Christopher Stewart, an agent at Prudential Douglas Elliman in East Hampton. “I’ve gotten customers because my son, J.B. ends up playing with a kid in a playground or on the beach. The adults start talking, and it may turn out someone is looking to buy or rent. It’s very organic.” Stewart pointed out that customers with kids see agents with kids as trusted resources for everything from social activities to finding babysitters. This being the Hamptons, of course there are buyers attracted to agents whom they perceive as

having an element of snob appeal. Katia Delouya from Devlin-McNiff in East Hampton is not a snob, but she does have a certain…je ne sais quoi – otherwise known as a French accent. “Many Americans find that very attractive,” said Delouya, who was born in Morocco and also speaks Italian. “When I pick up the phone, they ask, ‘Are you French?’ Then they’re very excited because they like to practice the language with me and talk about Paris, cheese and wine.” Finally, some agents feel that the choice comes down to a personality – if not a beauty contest. A Prudential agent recalled a story about a notorious broker who has left the area. Instead of going to those tedious chamber of commerce meetings, he did his networking at Two Mile Hollow Beach. “He was never around on Saturday or Sunday afternoons but he was always coming up with new customers by Monday,” said the agent. “He worked the beach blankets!”

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“I once got a customer because I knew John Lennon and Yoko Ono,” said Arlene Reckson, a senior vice-president at Corcoran in Amagansett. “I was part of their entourage in the ‘70s and when the Daily News did a piece on the anniversary of Lennon’s death, I was mentioned. The customer had seen my name on the website for Alan Schneider, where I used to work, and made the connection.” Clearly, some buyers imagine there is a heaven and it’s called real estate, others just look for a sign. Spending hours on real estate websites but never contacting agents, author Barbara Ascher was looking for something more while looking for a property. Finally, she clicked on a house she really liked and was directed to the listing agent’s information, which included a bio – and photo. For the first time in her search, Ascher felt comfortable enough to contact the agent, Beth Troy of Town and Country in East Hampton. But it

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Jan Culbertson’s Quest – Save the Sacred Earth Since 1970, artist/environmentalist Jan Culberston has been exhibiting her thought provoking and imaginative work across the United States and abroad. Now, with a grant from the Pollock-Krasner foundation, Culberston is showing her work at La Galeria Nacional Centero Costarricense in San Jose, Costa Rica. The exhibit, “The Sacred Earth, Past, Present, Future” depicts vivid scenes of a world on the brink of a toxic meltdown. The show includes work from her Industrial Park and Billboard series. Rather than paint the ideal landscape as she did so many years ago, these are painted landscapes of the future – of what the world is rapidly becoming. Culbertson is on the pulse of the environmental industry’s George Orwellian “The Warming” from Culbertson’s Industrial Park Series Doublespeak, calling its clear-cutting “making open space,” its killing “harvesting,” its sites “parks,” and its lies “misinformation.” Her work in essence is a direct response to the failing health of planet Earth. Culbertson, who lives and works on Shelter Island, is a frequent traveler to destinations such as the Galapagos and Alaska. She remembers the first time she saw the ocean. “I was five and my parents rented a house in Sag Harbor. I was imprinted by the sand, sunburn and the vastness of the East End,” she said. When she’s not painting, Culbertson loves to walk around the Morton Sanctuary for birding and boating and anywhere that still has “wildness” to it. “I was a passionate environmentalist before I ever knew the “Waxwings” from Culbertson’s Overview Series meaning of the word,” she said. “I used to go canoeing with my father and brother in western Pennsylvania – we watched the river turn from clear to a murky sulfuric orange with cinder floating by. THIS was coal country and nothing else mattered.” But for Culbertson, other things did matter – and art was one of them. In this exhibit, Culbertson incorporates iridescent pigments that sparkle as they coat the toxic landscapes and it’s this contrast that gives her work its edge. “It’s like seeing the colorful rainbow in a gas or chemical spill,” she added. As a whole, her work explores many media including the wood panels called “Overview” that are composed of dimensional objects, glass chips and small creatures like birds, fish and insects, which were found dead on the beach. In a way these works are gorgeous memorials for the creatures – lacquered with oil, silver paint and an iridescent glow that is just as sacred as the life these fossilized creatures once lived. Other pieces in the exhibit are titled, “2084,” “Occupant,” and “The Warming.” The most interesting are “Before” and “After.” In “Before,” multimedia on rag paper, a scenic pathway is created by Call or Email overarching trees and the entire piece glows yellow with deep purple and black shadows. In “After,” oil, collage and silver paint on canvas, many of the same colors are used – but the image evokes a completely different response. It is a crater or pit and the day glow yellow is contrasted with the white and heavy gray of the ashes pour-

ing down from the sky. It is this dramatic effect that Culbertson uses so effectively in her work These pieces together illustrate the vulnerability of the natural world, yet stand on their own. On the topic of the East End’s environmental issues, Culbertston said, “We are at a crucial point in our efforts to save wetlands and woodlands. The Peconic Land Trust and The Nature Conservancy are doing a great job but more needs to be done. Why are monster houses with their pools and non-native vegetation and pesticides so necessary?” In Costa Rica, Culbertson is drawing many connections with the East End – Costa Rica’s number one business is tourism and its streets are jammed with cars and leaded gas fumes. And just like in the Hamptons, many of the businesses are dependent on their tourists and seasonal visitors to boost the local economy and make “open space.” The Pollock-Krasner Foundation’s mission is to aid those who have worked as professional artists over a significant period of time. Since its inception in 1985, the Foundation has awarded 3,080 grants, totaling over $46 million, to artists in 69 countries. Culbertson is very grateful for their help with the exhibit and the catalogue they have set up for her. Her work, whether it is the beautiful or lethal, is fueled by the everyday events that many of us have steeled ourselves against. To view Jan’s work visit www.janculbertson.net. – Victoria L. Cooper

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Entertainment In Town review: in the heights...by gordin & christiano candle light of a sudden blackout. (Mandy Gonzales) just back from The meticulous tweaking has her first year at Stamford turned the evening into an University, who is the 19-year-old immensely satisfying experience daughter of car service owners that could charm the most Camila and Kevin (Priscilla Lopez entrenched cynic. and Carlos Gomez). The beauty In the Heights chronicles the salon proprietor Daniela (Andrea life of a tight-knit community of Burns) and her stylist Vanessa Latinos who live at the top of (Karen Olivo) comment on the Manhattan’s West Side. They action, and Benny (Christopher Olga Merediz and Mandy Gonzalez inhabit a bustling intersection Jackson) is a young stud who where there’s not only the corner bodega, but a uniworks for the car service and is smitten with the sex hair salon and a local car service. The action maturing Nina. Other characters that add local flatakes place over a three day July 4 weekend. The vor are Graffiti Pete (Seth Stewart), and Piragua neighborhood story brings to mind Rent, and some of Guy (Eliseo Roman). the dancing is reminiscent of West Side Story. The feeling of these people being bound together Although the book is still clichéd, the story gains yet each struggling to express his or her own distinccharm from the collision of the interconnecting tales tive voice lends humanity to the evening. Combined and after all, this is a musical, and there’s not a sinwith Miranda’s dynamic score, playful rhymes and gle dull moment. witty lyrics delivered by an inspired cast, In the Miranda himself plays the pivotal central role of Heights is all that and more…a tribute to old fashUsnavi, a likeable guy who owns the local bodega. ioned musicals with a fresh edge. But this musical is no ego trip. Miranda’s lyrics are In the Heights opened on Broadway March 9, 2008 character driven, giving every member of the uniat the Richard Rodgers Theatre, 226 W 46th Street. formly first rate cast at least one outstanding solo – Tickets are available at ticketmaster.com, 212-307moments to shine. Fueled by Miranda’s lively 4100, or at the box office. rhythms the ensemble delivers robust, committed Theater critics Barry Gordin and Patrick performances. Christiano are members of the Drama Desk. Barry is The opening number, which begins as rap ode to an internationally renowned photographer and the neighborhood and builds momentum, introduces Patrick is artistic director of SilvaRoad Productions. the large cast of vivid characters. Usnavi’s devoted They can be reached at bg6@verizon.net or theateraged Aunt, Abuela Claudia (Olga Merediz); Nina life.com Photo by Joan Marcus

The musical In the Heights conceived by LinManuel Miranda is an infectious celebration of a Washington Heights neighborhood pulsating with Latin-American rhythms. In his original songs, Miranda blends rap, hip-hop, jazz, pop and salsa into a nostalgic love letter to his community, while making reverent nods to traditional show tunes. The combination is irresistible. And there is a bittersweet quality running through the entire evening that gives a soulful counterpoint to the jubilant production. In the Heights moved to Broadway after a well received six month run last season. Our main criticism then was Quiara Alegria Hudes’ heavily clichéd, sentimental book. With the transfer, however, the characters have been fleshed out a bit, deepening emotional tensions and conflicts. As a result, the story’s main theme of immigrants coping with the gentrification of their neighborhood has been given more resonance. Physical components have been worked on as well. The dancing that won a Drama Desk Award last season is even more sensational. Choreographer Andy Blankenbuehler doesn’t keep to one style for too long, continually shifting the chaotic urban feel with heightened energy. The staging by director Thomas Kail makes use of every nook and cranny on Anna Louizos’ even more detailed set that’s dominated by a spectacular backdrop of the George Washington Bridge soaring into the sky. Add to all of this Howell Binkley’s redesigned lighting – a shimmering palette of colors that shift as the scenes move from dawn, to dusk, to night – and a spectacular Fourth of July fireworks juxtaposed with the

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MINI – MOVIE REVIEWS Doomsday Scientists must create a cure for a lethal virus that is on the loose in London. You’ve probably seen this movie before in some form – and liked it! Horton Hears a Who! With plays on words like that title, this Jim Carrey animated comedy delivers. Surprisingly complex – an elephant realizes that a seemingly unimportant spec of dust is actually a planet of miniature people – the film offers lessons about helping others, even when they’re an arguably invisible species called the Whos.

Funny Games U.S. This horror remake offers a mundane family getting slowly tortured – abused by sophisticated freaks, both psychologically and physically. Take the kids. Never Back Down Djimon Hounsou becomes a mentor for a rebellious high schooler who finds himself in an underground fight club. Testosterone and such ensues in what seems like it should have gone straight to DVD. College Road Trip In this funny, family-friendly comedy, the sassy girl from “That’s so Raven” plays a good, high school girl who wants to let loose as she tours America’s universities - but her dad (Martin Lawrence) comes along for the ride. Can’t a girl go to a frat party in peace? Stay sober, Raven. Semi-Pro Will Ferrell is back, coaching a Harlem Globetrotters-esque basketball team that includes Woody Harrelson, in this semi-funny film. 10,000 B.C. If you thought last year’s 300 was brawny, imagine a young mammoth hunter fighting to secure his tribe. This epic, entertaining, quasi-sci-fi flick will keep you interested with fast pacing and sweet special effects through each man versus animal action sequence. Metaphorical? Meaningful? Perhaps. The Spiderwick Chronicles Twin brothers move into a depressing new neighborhood, only to find it enlivened by the existence of magical creatures. For your daughter, the bros also have a sister and some fairy friends. For your (young) family, this is the movie. Vantage Point Five different points of view are interweaved to paint a multi-perspective picture of an assassination attempt on the President. Dennis Quad stars in this interesting albeit gimmicky thriller. If only I could get such perspective on my failed relationship. Excuse me?

The Bank Job Consider this: A group of lowly criminals think they are stealing money, but are actually unknowingly on a top secret mission to steal photos of a royal princess in some compromising positions. Smart and suspenseful, this alternative heist film – based on a true story – will steal... your mind. The Other Boleyn Girl Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman play sisters in competition for the affections of King Henry VIII. Based on a best-selling novel, this film is a geek boy’s delight – and a period piece for all interested historians. Caramel A romantic comedy located in Lebanon, in which five women contend with marriages, careers, and religions while shooting the breeze in a Beirut beauty salon. Jumper A young man played by Hayden Christensen discovers he has the power to teleport from place to place – as well as the power to seduce Rachel Bilson. Christensen uses his teleporting powers to avenge the death of his mother and fight the organization trying to eradicate “jumpers” like himself, but the complicated plot is less interesting than the chemistry between the co-stars.

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UA SOUTHAMPTON (+) (631-287-2774) Doomsday – Fri. 4:45, 7:45, 10:15 Sat. 1:45, 4:45, 7:45, 10:15 Sun. 1:45, 4:45, 7:45 Mon.-Thurs. 4:45, 7:45 Juno – Fri. 4, 7, 9:40 Sat. 1, 4, 7, 9:40 Sun. 1, 4, 7 Mon.-Thurs. 4, 7 10,000 BC – Fri. 4:15, 7:15, 9:50 Sat. 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 9:50 Sun. 1:15, 4:15, 7:15 Mon.-Thurs. 4:15, 7:15 Never Back Down – Fri. 4:30, 7:30, 10:10 Sat. 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:10 Sun. 1:30, 4:30, 7:30 Mon.-Thurs. 4:30, 7:30

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Mon.-Thurs. 4, 7 Miss Pettigrew Lives For A Day – Fri. 2:50, 5:10, 8, 10:30 Sat. 12:30, 2:50, 5:10, 8, 10:30 Sun. 2:50, 5:10, 8, Mon-Thurs. 5:10, 8 Chronicles Of Narnia – Fri. 3:45, 7, 10:15 Sat. 12:30, 3:45, 7, 10:15 Sun. 12:30, 3:45, 7 Mon.-Thurs. 3:45, 7 Horton Hears A Who – Fri. 4:50, 7:15, 9:40 Sat. 12, 2:25, 4:50, 7:15, 9:40 Sun. 12, 2:25, 4:50, 7:15 Mon.Thurs. 4:50, 7:15

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Fear not popcorn lovers. While not smart or original enough to leave a major mark, The Bank Job is entertaining enough to give you something to watch on a lazy afternoon. You may see the advertisements extolling the film as if it were the latest Guy Ritchie flick, but unlike stylish UK crime story romps like Snatch and Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, this is really more interested in substance than flair…which is kind of a shame. You’ll keep seeing the spark, but by the end you’ll wonder why it didn’t burn brighter. Directed by Aussie Roger Donaldson (The Recruit, Thirteen Days), this is a riff on an actual event, the well-publicized (in England, anyway) 1971 robbery of a Lloyds Bank in London. The story revolves around the cleverly named Terry Leather, played by salty Jason Statham with his usual I’m-toughand-smart-yet-I-constantly-getroped-into-stuff character. Once again, he’s a two-bit hood who, along with a group of other minor crooks, gets flirted, then forced into committing a bank heist by his sexy ex, Martine Love (the cheeky cheek boned Saffron Burrows). While this is taking place, Martine is bamboozled into organizing the operation by her boyfriend (Richard Lintern), who is married and a prominent

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member of the British intelligence community. It turns out he needs her and the mugs to retrieve some nasty snapshots of a member of the royal family, and the pictures are in the vault. As per most crime movies, the heist crew is a cast

of slightly-wacky but entertaining characters, such as the part-time adult film actor Dave (Daniel Mays), the sappy photog Kevin (Stephen Campbell Moore), and Eric, who has the oft-doomed role of being the Statham sidekick. You’ll definitely get some chuckles as the not-so-hardened criminals banter on their walkie-talkies. But while the boys serve as likeable anti-heroes, the real heavy stuff soon arrives with the appearance of local strip-club owner Lew Vogel (a nasty, nasty David Suchet). Turns out Lew’s been keeping all the ledgers and pictures he’s saved for blackmail purposes in that very same vault, and he’s more than willing to go the extra murderous mile to protect that paperwork. Needless to say, once he’s aware of the job, the plot thickens and sickens. The chain of events won’t be a shocker, but the story is lively and the acting is strong and breezy. In truth, if it were an American product, it would probably be less inviting, but the British sensibilities, not to mention the accents, let it cheat and seem a little smarter than it really is. You’ll enjoy your time in the seat, although it’s not likely going to be a must-have on DVD. Ian Stark is a frequent TV and radio commentator on the film industry, and consults with private organizations on their collections. He is widely published on film and other arts/culture topics.

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Silvia Lehrer’s Cooking Column light and fluffy. Season to taste with salt and pepper and serve hot. LEMON CUSTARD SQUARES It almost looks as if a pile of whipped cream tops this lemony custard. But in fact the egg whites, which are beaten into the base mixture, separate while the custard bakes. Serves 8 2 tablespoons unsalted butter at room temperature 1 1/4 cups sugar 3 tablespoons all-purpose flour Rind and juice of 2 large lemons 4 eggs, separated 1/4 teaspoon cream of tartar

2-3-scallions, rinsed, trimmed and thinly sliced 1-2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil or unsalted butter Coarse (kosher) salt and freshly ground pepper to taste 1. Cook potatoes with cover ajar in salted boiling water for 16-18 minutes, until potatoes are tender when pierced with a knife. 2. In a small saucepan simmer stock or milk with scallions over low heat for 4-5 minutes. 3. Drain potatoes and return to the dry, but still warm, saucepan and mash with potato masher. Beat in the olive oil or butter, and then gradually add the scallion infused liquid and continue to beat until

PLANKED SALMON Planking fish is a form of grilling at an angle, where the fish is fastened to a board of kiln-dried oak that imparts unique flavors. Another reference to planking mentions covering any exposed surfaces around the fish in a decorative way with mashed potatoes, much like a shepherd’s pie. Serves 4 1 1/2 pounds salmon fillet 2 tablespoon extra-virgin olive oil 2 tablespoon grainy Dijon mustard 1 tablespoon coarse (kosher) salt Freshly ground pepper

MASHED POTATOES WITH SCALLIONS AND BROTH A simply delicious mashed potato dish on its own. Or, combine with the baked salmon above for a salmon shepherd’s pie. 2-2 1/4 pounds Yukon Gold potatoes, peeled and diced 1/3-1/2 cup chicken broth or skim milk

the flour. 2. Grate the rind from both lemons then juice them. Add rind and juice to the mixture then stir in egg yolks, one at a time 3. In a separate, clean cold bowl with cold beaters, whip the egg whites with cream of tartar until firm, but not dry peaks form, about 2 1/2 – 3 minutes, gently fold about one-fourth of the beaten whites into the custard. Carefully fold in remaining whites until well incorporated. Transfer to a non-reactive buttered baking pan such as Pyrex or porcelain and bake in a preheated 350 degree oven for 25-30 minutes. Can be prepared ahead and refrigerated up to 24 hours. Cut into squares for serving.

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While I was studying abroad in London some 30 years ago, my husband met me for a brief holiday in Ireland. As memory serves there was a calm simplicity about the people and the country. I remember stopping at a cozy teashop while touring the Ring of Kerry on Ireland’s West Coast. While I don’t recall in detail the china cup I drank from or the quaint surroundings of the small tearoom, I do remember the warmed pot the tea was served from. The water was freshly drawn and freshly boiled with fine quality tea that was allowed to brew. This sums up exactly what Irish food is all about. There is an unrelenting naturalness to it; the food never assaults or shocks and the seasonings are mild. In Ireland, in the homes and on the farms, the people take pride in their local products, such as fresh salmon and newborn vegetables, locally produced meats and earthy, hearth-baked breads. My dear friend, Patricia, (nee), McCormick, a native of Belfast, speaks nostalgically of her mother’s Irish stews, salmon fish cakes and lemon meringue pies. Though corned beef and cabbage may appear on many a menu here in the United States to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day this weekend, in Ireland they are, no doubt, feasting on one or more of the native dishes. So if you’re feeling a bit Irish, and everyone does on St. Patrick’s Day, you might consider preparing shepherd’s pie; a moist and delicious take on a planked salmon dish crusted over with scallion mashed potatoes. This may not be particularly Irish but it is as simple and straightforward as the people themselves.

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Side Dish By Aji Jones and includes Corey Creek and Bedell Cellars. For more information contact Corey Creek Vineyards at (631) 765-4168. The Patio at 54 Main in Westhampton Beach offers a special three-course chef ’s tasting prix fixe dinner for $25. The menu changes weekly and is available for dinner Sunday through Thursday from 5 to 7 p.m. except for Wednesdays when the restaurant is closed. Tax and gratuity are not included. A sample menu includes: Mediterranean chicken scaloppini with kalamata olives, sun-dried tomato and feta; shrimp scampi over penne; hanger steak with sautéed onions and mushrooms; or salmon with soy ginger sauce. Also stop by on Friday and Saturdays for live music performances. For reservations, call (631) 288-0100. Almoncello Restaurant in East Hampton, a relaxed Bologna trattoria, will be having karaoke every Saturday night starting at 10:30 p.m. Before karaoke enjoy menu items such as: spaghettini with Neapolitan veal meatballs, preserved tomatoes, and Parmesan Reggiano; grilled sea scallops with Romanesco cauliflower, orangefennel jus, Proscuitto, and capers; olive oil poached monkfish with shellfish cioppino, roast garlic breadsticks; and rabbit ravioli with delicata squash and mushroom ragu, sage, and white truffle oil. Open Wednesday-Monday for dinner starting at 6 p.m. For reservations or further information call (631) 329-6700. FOOD & CO in East Hampton offers weekend menus to savor at home. All orders must be placed

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by noon on Wednesday for Friday through Sunday pick-up. The cost of a four-course meal is $65 per person with a six-person minimum. Menu selections include: goat cheese tartlets with fig and balsamic; spicy tuna tartar in cucumber boats; butternut squash and apple soup; Cedar planked salmon; Moroccan chicken; grilled filet of beef; shrimp curry; apple crisp; and chocolate bread pudding. For public inquiries please call (631) 329-1000. Townline BBQ in Sagaponack in association with Setanta Sports is proud to bring you LIVE Rugby on Saturday, March 15. The games will begin at 9 a.m., 11 p.m. and 1 p.m. For all games that start before 11:30 a.m. there will be a special Irish breakfast available for $10 per person. The full menu will be available from 11:30 a.m. There will be a $20 entry fee per person, per game. Other menu options include pork or beef ribs available by the rack, half a rack or per rib; pork chops; rib tip sandwich served on a Martin’s potato bun; Texas and California chili; potato salad and baked beans. For more information call (631) 537-2271. Red/bar in Southampton will be open for dinner Wednesday to Sunday beginning at 6 p.m. Executive Chef Erik Nodeland’s menu items include: herb roasted Montauk blackfish with sweet corn, zucchini and oven dried tomatoes; rare seared yellow fin tuna with edamame, homshemeji mushrooms and mustard-miso sauce; roast Long Island duck with wild rice, toasted almonds and blackberry sauce; grilled boneless loin of lamb with turnip gratin, grilled scallions, and red wine reduction; grilled black angus rib eye steak with creamed spinach and crispy onions. For further information, call (631) 2830704.

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Fresno in East Hampton adds to the brightness of spring’s start by extending its popular $28 Cannonball Prix Fixe, usually served until 6:30 p.m on Friday through the evening and through April. The favorite $28 Cannonball Prix Fixe — three-courses including appetizer, entrée and dessert – is available in the dining room Sunday, Monday, Wednesday, Thursday and now all night on Friday. On Saturday, it’s available until 6:30 p.m. Every night, it’s available at the bar all night long. For further information call (631) 324-8700. Corey Creek Vineyards in Southold will be hosting a St. Patrick’s weekend special on Saturday, March 15 and Sunday, March 16. They will be featuring green mint jelly and crackers, along with a tasty green pesto spread served on flatbread. The jelly and pesto tastings are free, and the wine tasting admission is $5 per person

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Dining Log 75 MAIN RESTAURANT â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Lunch and Dinner 7 days and Daily Prix Fixe. Tues. is Local Night, Wed. is Prime Rib Night, and Thurs. is Clambake Night. 75 Main Street, Southampton, 631-283-7575. ALMOND â&#x20AC;&#x201C; A classic French bistro offering unpretentious French fare at affordable prices. Special fall three course prix fixe for $21.95 every night from 6 to 7 p.m. and all night on Monday. Open Thurs.-Tues from 6 p.m. and closed on Wednesday. Located at 1970 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8885. ANNONA â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Sleek modern Italian serving a market menu, which changes according to local produce. Everything from fresh breads and pastas to rib eye and local fish from their wood-burning oven. Located at 112 Riverhead Road, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-7766. BIRCHWOOD ON THE PARK â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Polish American dining in a cozy setting right in the heart of Southampton. Open 7 days with specials everyday. Mon.-Thurs 11 a.m.-10 p.m. FriSat. 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Sun. 12-10 p.m. Happy hour Fri.-Sat. 48 p.m. Located at 76C Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-2834316. www.myspace.com/birchwoodonthepark. BEFORE THE BRIDGE RESTAURANT â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Voted as one of the Best of the Best Seafood Restaurants by Danâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Papers readers. Open year round for dinner from 4 p.m., six nights a week, closed Tuesday. Special $23, 4-course prix fixe and special $23, 4-course prix fixe available Mon.-Thurs. from 4 p.m. to close and Sun. from 4 p.m. to close. Serving lunch Fri-Sun from 12-4 p.m. Sunday Brunch 12-3 p.m. Located at 78 Foster Avenue, Hampton Bays, behind Tullyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Seafood Market. 631728-9111. BOBBY VANâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Specializing in steakhouse classics and fresh fish. Lunch and dinner 7 days. Open 363 days a year for lunch, dinner and weekend brunch. Prix fixe & daily specials Sun.-Thurs. Kitchen open Fri. & Sat. til 11 p.m. Located at Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0590. BUOY ONE â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Fresh seafood market, dining room and take-out. Voted â&#x20AC;&#x153;Best of the Best Seafoodâ&#x20AC;? in 2005 and 2006. Open Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-10 p.m., Fri.-Sat. 10 a.m.-11 p.m., Sun. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Located at 1175 West Main Street, Riverhead. 631-208-9737. CAFFE MONTE AT GURNEYâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Serving breakfast daily from 7:30-10 a.m. From 12-3 p.m., the caffe serves a casual, economically priced Italian-style menu. La Paticceria serves light fare from 7 a.m.-9 p.m. Located at 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2660. COUNTRY HOUSE RESTAURANT â&#x20AC;&#x201C; (Circa 1710) Open 7 days a week for lunch and dinner. Voted Most Romantic Restaurant by AOL City Guide. Zagat Rated. Friday night Chefs Tasting menu $45 per person. Prix fixe $36 dinner available Mon.-Thurs. Located on Route 25A on the corner of Main Street, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Oldâ&#x20AC;? Stony Brook. www.countryhouserestaurant.com 631-751-3332. Reservations suggested. CROSSROADS DIAMOND RESTAURANT â&#x20AC;&#x201C; A cozy, intimate atmosphere for fine dining. Tiffany lamps add to the elegant dĂŠcor with cozy handcrafted booths that offer seclusion. Serving fresh, local produce. Open seven days a week, serving lunch, dinner and Sunday brunch. Located at 3725 Route 25 and Edwards Avenue, Calverton. 631-369-2221. DRIVERS SEAT RESTAURANT AND BAR â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Open for Lunch and Dinner. Price Fix $24.95. Four Courses Sun.â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Thurs., 2 for 1 â&#x20AC;&#x201C;Wed., Happy Hour Fri. Free appetizers 5-8 p.m. Located at 62 Jobs Lane, Southampton. Call 631-2836606 and visit www.thedriverseatrestaurant.com. THE JAMESPORT MANOR INN â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Experience North Fork History and unprecedented local cuisine in the magnificently reconstructed 1850s mansion. New American Cuisine

with a Mediterranean flair, menu is complemented by an extensive wine list. Serving Lunch and Dinner daily closed Tuesday. Private parties accommodated. Located at 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. Call 631-722-0500, email inn@jamesportmanor.com or visit www.jamesportmanor.com HILL STREET CAFĂ&#x2030; â&#x20AC;&#x201C; A brand new breakfast and lunch spot debuts this summer at The Southampton Inn, headed by one of Long Islandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s foremost chefs, Peter Dunlop. Located at 91 Hill Street, Southampton. 631-283-6500. LE SOIR RESTAURANT â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Serving the finest French cuisine for over 25 years, rated in Zagat Survey of Distinction 2006-2007 27-20-23-45 and recognized as among the best on Long Island for delicious quality food, value and attentive staff. Nightly specials, homemade on premises desserts. Located at 825 W. Montauk Highway, Bayport. 631-472-9090. MATTO RESTAURANT â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Matto, Italian for â&#x20AC;&#x153;crazy,â&#x20AC;? features a menu bursting with Italian specialties and handcrafted, thin-crust pizzas. Serving dinner Tuesday-Sunday from 5 p.m. Offering a three-course prix fixe for $22 Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday all night and Friday and Saturday before 6 p.m. Open for brunch Sundays 11:30 a.m.3:30 p.m. Closed Mondays. Located at 104 North Main Street, East Hampton, 631-329-0200 www.mattorestaurant.com. MATSULIN â&#x20AC;&#x201C; This cozy Pan Asian restaurant has a menu with varied cuisines from fresh cut sashimi to savory Kari Ayam. Open 7 days from 12 p.m. Located at 131 W. Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-8838. MUSE â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Restaurant and aquatic lounge open for dinner 6 days a week, serving brunch on Sundays. Live entertainment with Steve Frederick Thursday from 7 to 10 p.m. Located in the Water Mill Square, 760 Montauk Highway, Water Mill. 631-726-2606. OLDE SPEONK INN â&#x20AC;&#x201C; This hidden gem is not to be missed. Friendly service, great atmosphere, outstanding menu featuring fresh local ingredients that change daily. Open Tues., Wed. & Sun. 5-9:30 p.m., Fri. & Sat. 5-10 p.m. Prix fixe Sun-Thurs. Located at 190 Montauk Highway, Speonk. 631-325-8400. ONE OCEAN â&#x20AC;&#x201C; An elegant restaurant with a casual atmosphere. Prix fixe $23 available all night Sun., Tues & Thurs. and until 7 p.m. Fri. & Sat. Enjoy shrimp night on Wednesdays and the dazzling vocals of Monica Hughes on Thursday nights from 8 to 11 p.m. Open for brunch Fri.-Sun.

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from 11:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Located on the corner of Ocean Road and Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5665. PARTOâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Italian restaurant, pizzeria, cafĂŠ. Frank Spatola invites you to enjoy a real taste of Italy. Old-style, rural Tuscan atmosphere. Open Mon.-Thurs. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Fri.-Sat. 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. Sun. 12-9 p.m. Visit www.partosrestaurant.com. Located at 12 West Main Street, 100 yards west of Atlantis Marine World, Riverhead. 631-727-4828. THE PATIO AT 54 MAIN â&#x20AC;&#x201C; New American Cuisine featuring prime aged steaks and fresh seafood. Three course Chefâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s tastings available Sun.- Thurs. for $25. Live entertainment Fri. & Sat. Friday Night Happy Hour in our Grill Room. Located at 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631288-0100. PIERREâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Euro-chic but casual restaurant and bar. Late dinner and bar on weekdays. Open 7 days. Brunch Fri. - Sun. from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. near the fireplace. Located at 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. www.pierresbridgehampton.com. PREMIER DINER â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Enjoy spectacular food, dinner specials and easy-going atmosphere. Open 24 hours, weekends. Located at 690 Commack Road, Commack, 200 ft. North of Expressway (going east Exit 52, going west Exit 53) 631-4621432. PRIME 103 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Sophisticated steak and sushi restaurant with extensive wine list. Open 7 nights a week from 5:30 p.m. Located at 103 Montauk Highway, East Hampton. 631-3241100. SARACEN â&#x20AC;&#x201C; A Mediterranean culinary experience, Saracen boasts a modern Italian menu, comfortable atmosphere and excellent European service. Reservations recommended. Located at 108 Montauk Highway, Wainscott. 631537SEA GRILLE AT GURNEYâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Overlooking the Atlantic Ocean. Dinner seven days a week 5:30 to 10 p.m. Mon.-Thurs. three-course prix fixe dinner $25.95, seating at 5:30 p.m. Located at 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-6682660. TUSCAN HOUSE â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Regional Italian Cuisine, seafood, pastas, meat and poultry, you feel that you have been transported to Italy the moment you arrive. Danâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Papers â&#x20AC;&#x153;Best of the Bestâ&#x20AC;? Italian Food. Open year round. 10 Windmill Lane, Southampton, 631-287-8703.

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Arts & Galleries THE IMAGE OF WOMEN IN ART Part II: Pamela Williams Gallery A sampling of art shows on the East End reveals even more work celebrating the female image during March, traditionally Women’s Month. What characterizes the pieces at Amagansett’s Pamela Williams Gallery is the fact that they were all created by male artists who possess consistent views concerning the female figure. Or so it seems to this critic. Of course, critics have been known to be wrong. Often. William King’s “Countess Uta” belies her royal name. Instead of sophistication, we have a child-like sculpture featuring King’s signature long legs and arms. It speaks mountains about gracefulness and simplicity. The figure’s non-verbal posture and gestures, like King’s other female sculptures, suggest a narrative being played out. In other words, we can perceive where this person is coming from and where she might be going. Her self-conscious pose and new dress infer a child who is in the process of emerging into a woman. As usual, the work is whimsical, charming and pervasive. In Charles Waller’s “The Bridal Suite” the viewer is left without overt non-verbal clues; all we see are two wedding dresses ( inspired by a photograph of

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ART COMMENTARY

Work by Ivan Kustura

twins by Diane Arbus). The faces are not present, and we must fill in any details from the subjects’ lives. Does this mean that women are only defined by what they wear, or more specifically, by their bonding with each other (as twins) and/or with their husbands? Yet “bonding” turns into “bondage” with Mr. Waller’s pair of handcuffs placed in the middle of the wedding dresses. Is this the plight of women who get married or does it perhaps suggest Mr. Waller’s own personal conflict about commitment? Ivan Kustura’s paintings offer another image of women altogether. Or perhaps not, if one considers that Mr. Waller’s women are not “whole.” Neither are Mr. Kustura’s images. Literally. His females are fragmented into pieces; a hand here, a pair of legs there. Such segmentation is filled with sexual connotations, recalling the graphic, sensual designs of fashion photographer Helmut Newton. Another Kustura painting features a frame-within-a-frame: a female’s portrait in the foreground juxtaposed against a window; outside, a plane is flying by. The phallic symbol is obvious. We are left with the realization that women and sex are eternally connected. The show at Pamela Williams will be on view through the winter. Call 631-267-7817.

Honoring the Artist: Jan Porinchak This week’s cover by Jan Porinchak, ���River of Life,” is special, not only because it features a typical Long Island wildlife scene, but because the image has significance for the artist as well. Mr. Porinchak grew up with similar scenes practically in his backyard. Moreover, as an art teacher involved with his middle school science program, he brings local plants and animals to life for his students. Ironically, the cover’s title, “River of Life,” suggests that the setting is indeed the artist’s own life. Q: How is the cover important to you personally? A: I’ve lived my whole life on Long Island, interacting with the wildlife here. This place still enthralls me. I grew up in Dix Hills, and I would be out the door every day, on my bike, exploring the North Fork, the beaches. Q: That must have made an impression, since you didn’t have to hang out in the malls or watch TV. Are yur kids the same way? A: We don’t watch TV; I’ve never hooked up the cable although we occasionally watch a DVD. My three children (Erika, Tyra and Nikolas) draw, play with toys, are avid readers, come with me on hikes. Their minds are engaged; they use their

imagination. Q: Your interest in nature has a connection to your art, obviously. First, how did you get into art? A: I went to Pratt and got a BFA in Fine Art. I come from a long line of artists. My great grandfather came to Pennsylvania to work in the steel mills, but after surviving the Johnstown Flood, he started painting signs. My grandfather started a sign business. Art was our family’s salvation. I must have inherited the genes; after college, I worked in a sign shop doing graphics. I was continuing a tradition, but I didn’t really realize it. Q: Second, how did your love of nature impact on your art? A: Graphics was too “dry” for me so I went back to school to get a teaching certificate. I’ve been teaching at Jericho Middle School for 11 years now. I got involved in an interdisciplinary program where I use art to teach about science, English. Q: Give us an example about a project you do for science? A: When I teach about frogs, I bring in a real one, point out physical features, do some modeling and sculpting of the frog. Q: I see you like traditional kinds of art processes, but how about media? What part does that play

in teaching art? A: There’s a lot of competition with media in school. Of course, at home, I don’t use it. That’s not my lifestyle. But you have to teach Photoshop, for example. I had to learn digital technology. Q: How do you find teaching middle school? What do you learn from the students? A: It’s a challenge, but I love when the light bulb goes on, and I see that they are listening and applying what they’re taught. I say to myself, “So, they just weren’t counting the ceiling tiles.” I push them a bit. I hold them to a high standard. Q: Besides teaching you also continue with projects concerning nature, like leading hikes for the Sierra Club and doing science illustrations. A: Yes. The cover, in fact, was a commission for the Sweetbriar Nature Center and will be displayed at Sunken Meadows State Park. Q: We’ll look forward to seeing it. – Marion Wolberg Weiss Mr. Porinchak’s work can be seen at artpixstudio.com and Nyseagrant.org Dan’s Papers covers curated by Dan Rattiner and designed by Kelly Merritt and Dan Rattiner.

ART EVENTS COMING UP

through March 16. Located at 780 Springs Fireplace Rd, East Hampton. 631-903-3246. ATELIER GALLERY – 3/15 – 6-9 p.m. Glorious Spring Artist Reception. Located on Main Street, Greenport. 631-477-3280.

Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections:

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OPENING RECEPTIONS ARTS 4 AND BONAC TONIC – 3/14 – 1-5 p.m. “And Now for Something Totally Awesome” will run

GALLERIES ART SITES GALLERY – Located at 651 West Main Street, Riverhead. 631-591-2401. ATELIER GALLERY – Located at 308A Main Street, Greenport. 631-495-4268. BENTON NYCE GALLERY – Open Friday 1-7 p.m., Saturday 1-8 p.m. and Sunday 12-5 p.m. or by

appointment. Located at 409 First Street, Greenport. 917-848-5102. BOLTAX GALLERY – Located at 21 North Ferry Road (Route 114), Shelter Island. 631-749-3035. BRAVURA ART AND OBJECTS GALLERY – “The Modern Salon Show” will run through March 15. Open By appointment. 631-377-3355. BRIDGEHAMPTON HISTORICAL SOCIETY GALLERY – “In Our Own Images: A Celebration of Local Black Culture” artwork by established painters and teenage artists. Located at 2638 Montauk Hwy, (continued on the next page)

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Bridgehampton. 631-537-1088. LANA SANTORELLI PICK OF THE WEEK GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Gallery hours are BUTLERâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S FINE ART â&#x20AC;&#x201C; â&#x20AC;&#x153;20th and 21st Century Painting and ARTS 4 AND BONAC Sunday to Thursday 11 a.m.-6 Sculptureâ&#x20AC;?. Open year-round. TONIC â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 3/14 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 1-5 p.m. â&#x20AC;&#x153;And p.m., Friday and Saturday 11 Located at 50 Park Place, East Now for Something Totally a.m.-8 p.m. Located at 77 Jobs Hampton. 631-267-0193. Awesomeâ&#x20AC;? will run through March 16. Lane, Southampton. 631-283CELADON GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Open Located at 780 Springs Fireplace Rd, 6308. Saturdays and Sundays 11 a.m.-5 East Hampton. 631-903-3246. MARK BORGHI FINE ART p.m. Located at 41 Old Mill Road, â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Open daily from 10 a.m.-5:30 Water Mill. 631-726-2547. p.m. Located at 2462 Main CHRYSALIS GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Located at 2 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-7245. Street, Southampton. 631-287-1883. NATHANIEL BAKER HOUSE GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; A CLOVIS POINT GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; â&#x20AC;&#x153;Clovis Point group art show will be on display. Located at 279 Toasts the Artists.â&#x20AC;? Located at Jamesport Winery, Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3450. 1935 Main Road, Jamesport. 631-722-4222. NESTSEEKERS GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; New York artist CRAZY MONKEY GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Located at 136 Geoffrey Fontaigne releases his new book Selected Main Street, East Hampton. 631-267-3627. Works and displays a few abstract expressionist DE CORDOVA GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Located at 538 Main paintings. Located at 150 Main Street, Sag Harbor. Street, Greenport. 631-477-0620. 631-725-7070. DESHUK/RIVERS GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Located at 141 PAMELA WILLIAMS GALLERYâ&#x20AC;&#x201C; Open Friday Maple Lane, Bridgehampton. 631-237-4511. to Monday 11-5 p.m. Located at 167 Main Street, THE DRAWING ROOM â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Open Monday, Friday Amagansett. 631-267-7817. and Saturday 11 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sunday 11 a.m.-4 PARASKEVAS GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Showing Michael p.m. Located at 16R Newton Lane, East Hampton. Paraskevasâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; extensive work and childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s book 631-324-5016. illustrations from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast and other books he published with his mother, Betty. DREW PATRICK SPA GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Located at Open by appointment. Located at 83 Main St., 128 West Main Street, Bay Shore. Westhampton Beach. 631-287-1665. EAST END BOOKS GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Wood cut prints POLLOCK-KRASNER HOUSE â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Located at 830 by Stephen Hunick will run through March 31. Springs-Fireplace Rd., East Hampton. 631-324-4929. Located at 53 The Circle, East Hampton. 631-324QUOGUE SCHOOL GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; â&#x20AC;&#x153;Outsider Art 8680. Showâ&#x20AC;? with works by students. Quogue Library, EZAIR GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; American Contemporary located at 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631-653-4224. Painting and Sculptures from New York, Long Island RATIO GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Located at 10 Bell Street, and New England area will run through May 1. Bellport. 631-286-4020. Located at 136 Main Street, Southampton. 212-204ROGERS MEMORIAL GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Located at 0442. 91 Coopers Farm Road, Southampton. 631-283-0774. THE FIREPLACE PROJECT â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Located at 851 ROSALIE DIMON GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Located at The Springs Fireplace Road, East Hampton. www.theJamesport Manor Inn, 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. fireplaceproject.com. 631-324-4666. 631-722-0500. GALERIE BELAGE â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Open Monday to Friday 10 RVS FINE ART â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Open Friday to Sunday 12-5 a.m.-5 p.m. and weekends by appointment. Located p.m. and by appointment. Located at 20 Jobs Lane, behind Margarita Grille located at 8 Moniebogue Southampton. 631-838-4843. Lane, Westhampton. 631-288-5082. SARA NIGHTINGALE GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Located at GALERIE NOUVELLE â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Open Saturday and 688 Montauk Highway, Water Mill. 631-793-2256 or Sunday 12-6 p.m. Located at 74365 Main Road, 631-726-0076. Greenport. 917-544-8583. SILAS MARDER GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Located at 120 GALLERY MERZ â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Located at 95 Main Street, Snake Hollow Road, Bridgehampton. . 631-702-2306. Sag Harbor. 631-725-2803. SIREN SONG GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Mythical sea creaGALLERY NORTH â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Located at 385 Pine Tree tures as well as other spirits that haunt our dreams Road, Cutchogue. 631-734-7619. THE GALLERY SAG HARBOR â&#x20AC;&#x201C; â&#x20AC;&#x153;Poster Retrospective,â&#x20AC;? an exhibit featuring 15 years of the HIFF anniversary continues. Located at 125 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-7707. GIDEON STEIN GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Located at 2297 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-1900. GLENN HOROWITZ GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Mark Wilson â&#x20AC;&#x153;Life in Dead of Winterâ&#x20AC;? will run through April 2. Located at 87 Newtown Lane, East Hampton. 631324-5511. GOOD CONSCIENCE GALLERY 848 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Michael Kniginâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Carnivale Seriesâ&#x20AC;? is on display. Open Saturday and Sunday 1-5 p.m. or by appointment. Located at 848 North Sea Road, Southampton. 631726-4663. GOOD FRIEND PARK GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Paintings, prints and photographs by Michael Knigin are on display. Open by appointment only. Located at 26 Goodfriend Drive, East Hampton. 631-324-5500. 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Health, Beauty & Fitness Keeping the Brain Young, in Three Easy Steps “Senior moments” are on the rise. The car keys you thought you left on the kitchen table? Vanished – only to magically reappear in your coat pocket. You pick up the phone to call your best friend, but inexplicably draw a blank on her phone number. From simple forgetfulness to more serious conditions such as Alzheimer’s disease, age-related cognitive decline is escalating as baby boomers enter their golden years. Increasing evidence suggests that the right lifestyle may help maintain mental clarity in aging minds. The three-step regimen for sharp cognitive function? Proper diet, physical exercise and mental exercise. Brainy Mediterranean Diet A Fisher Center for Alzheimer’s Research Foundation study published online in April by the Annals of Neurology suggests that a Mediterraneanstyle diet cut Alzheimer’s risk by 40%. The Mediterranean-style diet minimizes intake of meat, sugar, and processed foods while encouraging intake of fresh fruits and vegetables, olive oil, nuts, and fish (in moderation). Moderate wine intake is also allowed. How can this style of eating help keep the brain sharp? The Mediterranean-style diet appears to be perfectly designed to counter oxidative stress, high LDL (bad cholesterol) levels, and inflammation – all of which have been linked to Alzheimer’s disease. “The Mediterranean diet brings lots of antioxidants, helps lower bad cholesterol and raise good cholesterol, and is an anti-inflammatory diet,” explains Dr. Michael Ozner, author of The Miami Mediterranean Diet (Cambridge House). “All of this can help reduce risk

for cerebrovascular disease and Alzheimer’s disease.” In addition, studies suggest that consumption of omega-3 fatty acids contained in Mediterranean staples like fish, nuts, and olive oil may offer protection against age-related cognitive decline. Omega-3s are essential “good fats” for peak cognitive function and critical building blocks for the brain – which itself is 60% fat. Omega-3s are believed to raise levels of BDNF (brain-derived neurotrophic growth factor), which protect neurons, improve neurotransmission, and support brain structure – all translating to a sharper, healthier brain. Healthy Body, Healthy mind Numerous studies support exercise’s benefits on cognitive performance. “As a general rule, what’s good for the heart is good for the brain,” says cognitive researcher Pierce Howard, Ph.D., Director of Research at the Center for Applied Cognitive Studies and author of the Owner’s Manual for the Brain: Everyday Applications from Mind-Brain Research (Bard Press, 3rd Edition). Physical exercise takes the next step in promoting cardiovascular and brain health. “To keep the brain active, you need good circulation,” continues Howard. “You need glucose that’s burned by oxygen in the brain. Circulation will get the glucose to the brain; aerobic exercise will make sure there’s plenty of oxygen available to burn that glucose.” But exercise appears to have even more brain benefits: “Aerobic exercise produces neurotrophins [a type of BDNF], which are like a fertilizer for the brain,” explains Howard. “Neurotrophins promote

new synapses and make the neural membranes more supple.” Similar to Omega-3s, exercise appears to boost levels of the BDNFs that are so critical for building, rebuilding and protecting the brain’s neurons. Cognition: Use It or Lose It A 2002 study published in the Journal of the American Medical Association found that the more frequently seniors participated in cognitively challenging activities –like reading, playing cards, and doing puzzles – the less likely they were to suffer from general cognitive decline or Alzheimer’s disease. When it comes to brain function, even minor mental workouts may offer significant cognitive performance protection. Ongoing pursuit of knowledge appears to stimulate neural development, even as we age: “When you learn, you establish new synapses; make new connections. In order to learn, you’ve got to grow,” says Howard. “You have to build new synapses on top of old synapses. What that does is reinforce the old synapses so they stay active.” An active brain stays sharp; a passive brain grows dull. Social activities that incorporate brain-healthy foods and cognitive challenges may hold the greatest potential for seniors who want to stay sharp. A stimulating, brain healthy, social evening for seniors might include a Mediterranean-style dinner with a glass of red wine; an interactive, mentally challenging game; and a relaxing walk. Healthy foods, cognitive challenges, and physical exercise add up to a fun, healthy social night that is memorable in more ways than one. – Patrick Dougherty

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Health, Beauty & Fitness The Value of Going Veggie

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The never-ending slew of recalls of tainted meat over the past few years, including last month’s record-breaking recall of 143 million pounds of beef, would be enough to turn most people vegetarian. However, there are many other health benefits that might make someone trade in a hamburger for a soy burger. Two-and-a-half percent of all Americans are some form of vegetarian, says the American Dietetic Association. The most common are lacto-ovo-vegetarians, who avoid meat and fish, but include dairy and eggs in their diet. Vegans are more extreme, shunning all animal products, including dairy and eggs. A well-balanced vegetarian diet offers a wide range of health benefits. In a 2003 article in the Journal of the American Dietetic Association, the ADA said that vegetarian diets have low levels of saturated fats and cholesterol, and high levels of fiber, potassium, folate, magnesium and antioxidants. The article also said that “vegetarians have been reported to have lower body mass indexes than non-vegetarians, as well as lower rates of death from ischemic heart disease, lower blood cholesterol levels, lower blood pressure, and lower rates of hypertension, type 2 diabetes, and prostate and colon cancer.” In 2005, a team of doctors from the Mayo Clinic College of Medicine in Rochester, Minnesota linked heart disease, the leading cause of deaths in the United States, to high-protein, meat-based diets, concluding that vegetable-based proteins are much

better for the heart. In fact, people who eat only proteins from plants, such as soy products, beans and nuts, and cut meat from their diets entirely, are 30 percent less likely to die from heart disease, the study found. Vegetarianism has also been linked to lowering cholesterol, one of the leading causes of heart disease. While meat, dairy and eggs raise cholesterol, a vegetarian diet can not only lower it, but also help to declog arteries. The high fiber of a vegetarian diet helps to break down plaque build-up. A study by Dr. Dean Ornish placed patients with clogged arteries on a strict vegetarian diet, as well as moderate exercise. Ornish found that after a year, the plaque build-up in the arteries of about 80 percent of these patients began to dissolve, thus avoiding the neces-

sity of surgeries and medication. Vegetarians are also less likely than meateaters to become obese or overweight, due to low caloric and fat intakes and high fiber intake. Animal-based diets are generally higher in fat, while calories from plant-based foods burn quicker. For that reason, meat-eaters are three times more likely than vegetarians and nine times more likely than vegans to become obese, said Dr. Deborah Wilson. “It’s possible to be an overweight or obese vegan, of course, just as it’s possible to be a thin meat-eater, but adult vegans are, on average, 10 to 20 pounds lighter than adult meateaters,” she said. Many doctors also encourage cancer patients to adopt a vegetarian diet. While there is no miracle cure for the disease, studies have shown that certain nutrients found in cruciferous vegetables, a family of plants that include broccoli, Brussels sprouts and kale, are associated with decreasing the risk of breast, prostate, cervical, colon, and other cancers. They can also reduce the size and growth of tumors. Doctors also suggest that cancer patients eat more raw fruits, vegetables and seeds. There are myriad, well-documented health benefits from adopting a vegetarian lifestyle. Many vegetarians also often say they feel lighter, have more energy and get sick less frequently. So, with a plantbased diet, you may not only be saving some of our furry and feathered friends, but could also be saving yourself. – Tiffany Razzano

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options today thanks to the evolution of frozen foods, which now include a great variety of natural entrees and snacks, like Jac’s Spinach Sensations. These stuffed spinach rolls are convenient and come in several varieties, like Spinach with Mozzarella and White Cheddar Cheese. Once heated, it’s a yummy, gooey mess, but kids don’t know it’s good for them. And to further assuage the guilt of a mom on the go, the house has the aroma of fresh baked bread when these little things are baking in the oven! Even in my rush to get a fast meal, I also want to understand the ingredients in my food. Jac’s uses all natural ingredients – things you may have in your own cupboard rather than ingredients made in a laboratory. No starches, no fillers, no emulsifiers. All natural. Simple and basic. The benefits of simplicity are priceless. Who has time for complexities? When you can’t cook but you want something different for lunch or like to feed your family something wholesome and nutritious, look to the freezer section for natural frozen foods and snacks like Jac’s Spinach Sensations. Olga Baldos is the founder Jac’s Handy Meals/Spinach Sensations.

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The Garden At Rock Cottage by Lance Brilliantine Spring Wish Ah, spring – that magical time of year is here once again. Oodles have been written about it. It is the time when the gardening toils of last fall come into being. Nature surfaces from the battering winter (though not so bad this year) and there’s a sense of accomplished-survival by every living thing. The poet Robert Frost expressed my sentiments exactly: “Oh, give us pleasure in the flowers to-day; and give us not to think so far away as the uncertain harvest; keep us here all simply in the springing of the year.” I thought of moving to Cuernavaca – the place they say is in eternal spring. I visited the place, and it is simply not so. The weather is temperate, but less beautiful than California; things are dried and worn, and the place is far less bright than you might expect. Personally, I’m in love with the bright, fresh greenness of spring. It was my mother who taught me to see that green color – a “crisp, lime green” she’d say with her Southern drawl. The garish colors of tulips and crocuses, and that heavenly smell of hyacinth are irreplaceable in the spring I know. In spring, you can feel life bursting from everything. It is not just about hatching out, or emerging, or learning, but also about oozing juices and textures, and moistness; warmth and peace. I suspect that rain, wind and light all play together to create the effect. How clever of nature to orchestrate such a tantalizing potion – even to make the daylight longer to extend the effect. Spring is full of opportunity and meaning. Some waft through spring seeing just the colors and feeling the freshness, but missing the essence. I try to gather every bit of spring I can in order to absorb its

energy and reignite my soul. It’s as if the little boy in me comes out to play again and my perception, creativity and sense of joy emerge. I cannot express the joy of crumbling moist soil in my hands or in seeing an emerging seed from a favorite flower –

spring is beautiful. At this time of year the flora and fauna make choices –trees choose to send out leaves, flowers elect to send out blossoms – or are they compelled to do so? Perhaps spring is an opportunity, not to be compelled, but to be psychologically refreshed, encouraged and inspired to change and make things better. Ah, spring – it is a renewed chance to look at life, and a new opportunity to infuse myself with manna that digests to a new way of looking at life. This time of year reminds me that every day can have some freshness and a renewal of purpose, and high purpose and intention. Spring is just the confirmation I need to open the door to the outside world where I will think of my mother’s comments about the lime green color, of the hatching out, of learning something new. And I will kindle the energy once more to find the peace that spring and gardening brings me every year. This year, I hope that spring will have a special meaning for everyone. Finding a moment to care about the world around, about the animals, and people and opportunities that can be had - is a wonderful wish this spring.

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Letters LOCAL JAVA Dear Dan, As co-owner of the Hampton Coffee Company Espresso Bars & Cafes in Water Mill and Westhampton Beach with my wife Theresa, I was particularly interested in last week’s article about Starbucks’ Tuesday night closing for “retraining.” While anyone in the specialty coffee business today must appreciate that it was Starbucks that almost single-handedly introduced America (and now the world) to the idea of specialty coffee, I hope Starbucks’ local customers who encountered locked doors on Tuesday took that opportunity to try-out a new place for their specialty coffee or cappuccino fix, like our locally-owned and operated Hampton Coffee Company. Our Water Mill one is just a few miles down the street from you and the Bridgehampton Starbucks. If they didn’t give us a try, I hope those turned away by Starbucks at least tried one of our LOCAL competitors. Since 1994, Hampton Coffee Company has prided itself on presenting a welcoming atmosphere coupled with the highest quality hand roasted estate grown coffees that we roast ourselves and expertlycrafted espresso beverages. We have since become Long Island’s largest independent roaster-retailer thanks to our dedicated retail and wholesale customers. We don’t need to close our shops for retraining because our staff is properly trained from the start. Ensuring that our customers have a perfect experience at one of our cafes every time is much more important to us than any shareholder dividend. We would never increase our prices twice in one year! In fact, our coffee prices have only increased ONCE in our entire fourteen-year history. Maybe more important than any of this is that Hampton Coffee Company – me, my wife, and our staff- are all tremendously proud to live and work full-time in our communities along with our customers. We all know that Starbucks’ Howard is not a local. What’s important to our customers is important to us. That’s why you Dan can personally attest to the fact that every other weekend all summer for more than a dozen years now you’ve see our coffee booth at one charity event after another or one of our tremendous gift baskets at a charity auction. And at all those events, you’ll see Theresa or I and volunteers from our staff that donated their time to pitch-in at the event. We’ve never once had to pay a staff member to participate in a charity event. We’ve always gotten plenty of volunteers! When summer is over, we’re still going strong, still donating to our customers’ favorite caus-

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es, serving on the WHBHS Business Advisory Board, and helping out at Water Mill Community Club events. Well, Starbucks is back open again. Hopefully the temporary closing has given you and some of your readers a chance to re-consider the options. You don’t have to go back, you know. Sincerely yours, Jason Belkin Hampton Coffee Company Water Mill & Westhampton Beach Via e-mail P.S. – As you know, Hampton Coffee Company is also very proud to prominently feature Dan’s Papers at both of our locations. Since 1994, when we first opened, we figure we’ve helped you distribute more than 100,000 copies. There’s no asking “Corporate” here. It was our pleasure. I often stop there too. I drink a lot of decaf coffee. – DR FOREVER YOUNG Dear Dan, “When In Manhattan” by Sabrina C. Mashburn on February 29 was a great trip down memory lane for those of us who recently celebrated the 50th anniversary of Jack Kerouac’s book On The Road. There are still many avid readers of Kerouac’s various works including me who still continue on our own journeys. Sadly, as we get older with more responsibilities and less free time, there are fewer adventures. May the thoughts and memories of Kerouac continue living on for those of us still on our own quests. Sincerely, Larry Penner Great Neck, New York Via e-mail VEGAN POWER! Dear Dan, Dear David, Great article! It takes a solid sense of self and balls to write that. I know you are probably getting a lot of emails so I’ll try to be brief. I’d like to suggest a few interesting resources for you that I came across when I found myself in a similar situation. I initially stopped eating pork after reading an article in Rolling Stone magazine, which is still up if you go to the website and search “Smithfield.” Check out The Witness, a short documentary

about a Bronx dude who never thought he’d find himself going veg’n. I’ve seen a lot of documentaries and it’s definitely in my top five. Then I saw the movie Earthlings. That movie is heavy and I can say with no qualms that after watching it I will never eat dead things again. In any case, after the first week I found that it was really easy to be vegetarian and tried and liked a lot of new foods – that was back in August. This January I decided to go vegan. It seemed like going too far before but honestly it hasn’t been a big deal at all and I feel awesome. I’m definitely in the best shape I’ve ever been in. Check out this page too www.veganbodybuilding.com. I’ve been doing Tae Kwon Do for a long time, but going vegan definitely put me in the best shape and I can eat cookies all the time guilt free. Well, anyway there are so many online resources, it’s dizzying. In your article you say you wish you had stayed ignorant of what is really going on. I hope you check out some of the other info out there before making a decision. When people ask me why I’m vegan now I say it’s because I can’t think of a good enough reason not to be. I’m doing good by the environment, my health and animals. Oh yeah also check out http://submedia.tv. It’s more politically related than veg’n but awesome! Most entertaining news show there is. Be sure to send out a mass blind-copied email to everyone who has written and let us know what you end up doing. Feel free to write with any questions. I held back on a lot of other info that I’d gladly pass on. Peace out. Courtney B. Via e-mail Mmmm…cookies. – DLR SHUTTLE? Dear Dan, What ever happened to the proposed “A train,” the shuttle going between Sag Harbor and Greenport? I mean this is becoming reminiscent of the story regarding the Second Ave. subway tunnel, it’s on, and it’s off. These delays are costing millions of dollars. Enough with the ferries already! What’s the deal? Also, is the story true, regarding the tunnels found along the North Fork? Kenny Lomba Setauket, New York Via e-mail Water flooded them in 1947 – DR

Police Blotter Copper Stolen $5,000 worth of copper was stolen from a construction site in East Hampton. The increase in copper thefts may have to do with the price of copper equaling the price of gold. * * * DWI A man was charged with a DWI in Southampton after he was seen driving on the wrong side of the road. The man tried to talk his way out of the charge by explaining he was British and not used to driving on the “right” side of the road. * * * Smack A fender bender occurred on County Rd 39 when a car smacked into another car during a traffic jam. The smash-ee did not file any charges against the smash-or, mainly because he did not want to step out of his car into the rain to discuss the incident and exchange information.

* * * Assault A teenager in Southampton was arrested after he did not appear in court for assaulting one of his classmates in school. He was charged with failure to appear in court, assault, and being a bully. * * * Another DWI A man in Riverhead was charged with DWI after he was pulled over by police for driving erratically on the road late at night. When police approached the vehicle, the man opened the door of his car and fell out onto the street. * * * Tire Slasher A man in Sag Harbor reported to police that all four tires of his car had been slashed. There’s someone really, really angry at him or his tires. Not sure about this one. * * *

Employee Gone Bad A man in Hampton Bays working as a cashier was constantly giving his friends five finger discounts. The employer caught the man on a videotape literally waving goodbye to a burglar that was walking out of the store with merchandise. The man was fired and is planning on applying to business school. * * * Cash Money $300 in cash was stolen from a home in Bridgehampton. The victim believes that the money was stolen out of the safe that he uses to hold earnings from selling marijuana. He was later arrested for distribution of an illegal substance. * * * Flat Screen Theft A flat screen television was stolen from a home in East Hampton, but with summer coming, the victim wasn’t completely emotionally destroyed. – Compiled and Written by David Lion Rattiner

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House Cleaning Over 18 Years Experience Excellent References Reliable & Reasonable Kathy 631-645-4197 Cee 631-387-6536

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“ Hamptons Leading Agency” Domestic Couple Needed!

HAMPTON DOMESTICS “Our 26th Year” *Private Chefs* Butler/ Houseman *Couplees* Drivers, Security Estate Managers Elder Care/ Companions Event Staff G roundskeepers Handyman, Houss ekeepers Ladies Maids Nanny’s Personal Assistants Yacht Staff 631-725-1527 631-458-4129 (fax) (Hamptt ons)

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Couple needed for 10,000 square foot Southampton Estate on the Ocean. Separate Living Quarters. Child and Animal Friendly. Housekeeping, laundry, light cooking, driving, basic maintenance and gardening. Salary $110,000 plus health insurance. Legal and well referenced.

Placing Professional Staff in America’s Finest Homes New York Palm m Beach Vincent Minuto, Proprietor

Please email jaime@therightstafflm.com Fax resume to 212-242-0001 Telephone 212-242-0777 Executive housekeeper Bridgehampton, live-in year round, however work Thursday through Monday. Top notch. Cleaning, laundry and serving required. Must drive and have own vehicle for personal use. Absolutely top salary and benefits. Legal only. Must interview in NYC. Please call 414-847-3125 H ouse Manager: Hands on with day to day tasks plus administrative and management duties. Oversee Bridgehampton and NYC homes. Candidates local to Bridgehampton area please. Thursday through Monday. E-mail: hhmnyc@gmail.com Nice family seeking housekeeper/ cook. Full time to live aboard yacht. Sag Harbor, summer. Bahamas, winter. References required. Contact Kerri (917)207-2397

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EMPLOYMENT / DAN’S CLASSIFIEDS Driver/Delivery

Driver/Delivery

Driver Wanted • Flex Schedule • Prefer driver with no other commitments • Must have valid license • Clean Driving Reco ord • $150, per day up to 10 hours • $200, 11 and over • At least 3-4 days a week, many weeks more • Varied schedule, Days, nights, weekends, early, late • Discretion and confidentiality a Must • Airporrts, Manhattan, NJ, CT • Based out of Southampton Village Residence

If you meet all of the above, please call 631-901-2165 for a confidential interview. We are looking for immediate placement. Food/Beverage

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Deli Help in Springs. Full or Part Time flexible hours. Must be legal. 917-971-7772 New bar hiring all positions: bartenders, shots, bottle servers, marketing, etc. Apply in person March 29th 2pm -6 pm. 80 East Montauk Hwy, Hampton Bays 631-619-6666. porkysmarketing@hotmail.com

General ACCOUNTING Entry-level position. Eager to learn the entire levels of accounting department. Lots of opportunity for growth. Must have bachelor's degree and be computer literate. Our compensation package includes 2 bonuses, 401K, profit sharing, medical & dental, and incentive. Send resume to esteck@marders.com. Fax (631)537-7023

Accounts Receivable F/T Administrative Position Complete knowledge of Excel is a must. Excellent phone skills required, bookkeeping experience a plus. Salary commensurate with exp Great work environment with benefits Inquiries to: Kathy or Ellen at 631-537-0500 Or Fax resume to Ellen at 537-6374 , email to: ellen@danspapers

Ananas Spa located in Village of Southampton has an opening for a Full Time/ Part Time Receptionist. Experience preferred, and computer skills necessary. Please contact Renata & Melinda at 631-287-9099 or fax resume to 631-287-3983 Counterperson/ Driver for east end irrigation supply house. Clean license and English speaking 631-537-1444 Dog Trainer / Sales Person Do you love dogs? We do! Invisible Fence Dog-Containment. Will train, flexible hours, some weekends, 631-283-1913 Editorial Assistant/ Assistant Editor for Dan's Papers - Work as part of a dynamic editorial team. Full-time position includes writing, proofreading, compiling all listings and calendar, photography, photo/editorial research. Candidate should be highly organized, self-starter with strong communication skills. Competitive salary and full benefits. Please send resume to susang@danspapers.com. ESTIMATOR Exclusive destinational Nursery in the Hamptons seeking Landscape Estimator. Entails both office and fieldwork. General landscape knowledge a plus. Our compensation package includes 2 bonuses, 401K, profit sharing, medical & dental, and incentive. Send resume to esteck@marders.com Fax: (631)537-7023

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EXPERIENCED DOG GROOMER necessary for busy Hamptons salon. Salary and benefits negotiable. The Cllassy Canine (631)283-1306

To qualify for this position, the applicant must be an RN or LPN and love working with children. We offer a great salary and free camp tuition for your children. Please apply at HamptonCountryDayCamp.com or call Jane at 516-953-5174.

ADMINISTRATIVE ASST. – P/T in our East Hampton office. Great organizational, communication and computer skills required. Town & Country Real Estate. Call Janet 631-537-3200 or e-mail

Classic Rock drummer looking to join your band. Available to play local parties and clubs with other middle aged musicians. Call 631-252-3338

LANDSCAPE ACCOUNT MANAGER A designers' dream job. Sell, design and execute some of the most beautiful properties in the world. Work with an outstanding team of talented individuals. This challenging position offers learning and growth opportunities. Our compensation package includes 2 bonuses, 401K, profit sharing, medical & dental, incentive. Send resume to esteck@marders.com. Fax (631)537-7023 Pool company seeking self-motivated people to fill positions in clerical, maintenance & masonry. Good pay and benefits for qualified technicians. 631-283-4040 SHIPPING/ RECEIVING COORDINATOR Exclusive destinational Garden Shop and Nursery in the Hamptons seeking energetic & self-motivated candidate to coordinate all shipping and receiving. Our compensation package includes 2 bonuses, 401K, profit sharing, medical & dental, and incentive. Send resume to esteck@marders.com. Fax: (631)537-7023

Health Care HOME HEALTH AIDE needed in Amagansett. LIVE IN OR OUT Needed 4- 5 days a week (can be flexible on which days). If live out, needed for 4- 5 hours in AM and 1.5 hours in the evening. Experience necessary to help this man with M.S. Person needs to be strong. Duties include bathing, d ressing etc. Must be an experienced driver. We want someone who is POSITIVE & CHEERFUL with great referen nces.

IMMEDIATE

Marine Electronics Installers & Service Technicians Needed for middle to eastern Long Island area. F/T. Must have some experience and clean license. Call 631-723-6915 or Fax resume to 631-723-6916

COMPETITIVE COMPENSATION. Call (631)267-8555 NURSE WANTED - Hampton Country Day Camp, located in East Hampton, is looking for one Full-time Nurse for the months of July and August.

Lawn/Garden Gardeners needed for gardening company specializing in flowers, vegetables and ornamentals, please call 631-329-8319 GARDENING FOREMAN/ CREW Exclusive Garden Shop and Nursery in the Hamptons seeking energetic and selfmotivated individuals to join our team. Experience necessary. Our compensation package includes 2 bonuses, 401K, profit sharing, medical & dental, and incentive. Send resume to esteck@marders.com. Fax: (631)537-7023 LANDSCAPE PROJECT MANAGER Exclusive landscape company in the Hamptons seeks a project manager to start immediately to manage landscape installations from inception to completion including client contact. Must possess ability to read blueprints, manage landscape crews and have knowledge of heavy equipment. Our compensation package includes 2 bonuses, 401K, profit sharing, medical & dental, and incentive. Send resume to esteck@marders.com Fax (631)537-7023. PHYSICAL PLANT MANAGER: Premier Hamptons tennis & swim club seeks a person to maintain 23 landscaped acres, including 33 clay tennis courts, a pool and indoor space. The ideal candidate must be self-motivated, be able to multi-task in a busy environment and supervise a staff of 10. Full-time salary position from mid-March - Nov. Fax resume 631-267-1082 or email amagansett@sportimetfm.com.

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P/T F ront Office Assistant/ Receptionist, approx. 3 days a week (up to 24 hours), no weekends, computer knowledge and excellent phone skills a must, understanding of Excel a plus. Inquiries to: Kathy or Ellen at 631-537-0500 Or Fax resume to Ellen at 537-6374 , email to: ellen@danspapers.com Weekend Receptionist needed for busy East Hampton Real Estate office. Must have positive personality, very organized and have good computer and phone skills. Fax Resume to 631-324-7320 or call 631-324-7850

Retail Marie-Chantal- upscale children’s shop in Southampton Village is looking for: P/T stock person (high school student welcome), P/T and F/T sales/ stock help. Great working environment. Please call 631.204.0630 or email resume to kristina@mariechantal.com NEW STORE OPENING Bespoke concept boutique located in Wainscot NY. Seeking qualified and luxury brand experience Sales Associates. Full-Time/ Benefits, P/T. Please e-mail all resumes as a Word attachment to: careers@bellhaus.net Retail Sales Help. Shoe-Inn East seeks year round full time energetic sales help. Experience a must. Must be flexible. Please call Betty or Angela 631-329-4500.

Sales Organic high quality baked products seeks industry experienced salesperson for Hamptons, eventuallly Tri-State area.

Construction Management Co. is growing and seeking additional personnel: P roject Manager/ Architect Liaison, for multiple high end construction jobs. Minimum of 10 years exp., knowlEmail: twth2001@aol.com edge of all trades and CAD drawing a plus. Also seeking Site Supervisor, 1 - 5 yrs. exp a SALES/ CUSTOMER must. Please e-mail SERVICE Seeking creative, hamptonsconstructionmanageenergetic, self-motivated indiment@gmail.com viduals to be part of an outstanding team of talented individuals MANAGER: Premier Hamptons tennis & swim club seeks a at exclusive, destinational Retail Gardenshop in the Hamptons mature person with strong peowith serious inventory in gift, ple, organizational, and clerical specialty and amazing plant skills to fulfill challenging and material from small to major exciting position as manager. trees and shrubs. Our compensaTennis background and clay tion package includes 2 bonuses, court maintenance experience a 401K, profit sharing, medical & plus. Full-time Jun- Aug; part-time Sep- May. Fax resume dental, and incentive. Send 631-267-1082 or email amagan- resume to esteck@marders.com Fax: (631)537-7023 sett@sportimetfm.com.

G roundskeeper- Handyman, carpentry, landscape experience. Seeking Work. Bi-lingual, Legal. References.. Year round. Live out. 631-404-6870 Mature woman looking for position as housekeeper or home companion. Experience and own car. 631-591-2220.

Announcements Robert J. Oppenheimer neglects his significant other, K.T. Mary Dunphy, and their dog. Fortunatley she qualified for Welfare and Food Stamps for $126.00 per month.

Lost & Found REWARD: LOST Black iphone in parking lot of Chinese restaurant in Amagansett next to Brents Deli. 516-819-6358

Merchandise for Sale 19ft Flying Scott Sloop: Fully equipped, including trailer. $2300. In Montauk. 516-599-5667 / 631-668-0352 Please call both. Hand-made Italian walnut credenza; 1 year old. 91” x 44” x 21” Like new, $5,500. ($7380 when new) 631-329-5550

March Madness Floor Sample Sale! 20% - 50% off original price on Selected case goods,, lighting, upholstery THE DESIGN STUDIO 2393 Main Street Bridgehampton, NY 631-537-1999

PIANOS FOR SALE • Steinway B Grand 6’10” • Steinway L Grand 5’10” • Steinway M Grand 5’7” • Yamaha Grand 6’5” More. All Mint! Must Sell. Piano Barn Mike (631)726-4640 Pompanoosuc Mills custom made furniture two desks $4,000. Deacon bench $800. Steinway Model K upright piano $6,000. In Southampton. 631-276-1541 Pottery Barn sofa bed with queen mattress and removable custom-made cover. Beautiful, chocolate velvet, new condition. $1,900 ($3,000 new) 631-868-7388

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DAN’S CLASSIFIEDS Merchandise Wanted Jewelry Wanted Highest prices paid for diamonds, gold, silver, and collectibles, any condition.

Automotive

Business Opportunities

BMW 550I. 2006, 14,000 miles. Titanium silver exterior. Black leather deluxe seats. Fully loaded. First owner, garaged. Great condition. $42,500. 631-288-1310.

HOME INSPECTION COMPANY FOR SALE 11 years in business Area covers Remsenburg to Montauk Make $200k PLUS (631)725-7680

Call 516-639-1490 Long Standing Collector wishes to expand collection of guns, swords. Cash paid. Free appraisals. Instant decisions. Strictly confidential. Lloyd 631-325-1819

Classes/Instruction 2007 Cadillac CTS Sunroof, Heated Leather Seats, Sport Appearance Pkg, 3.6L V6, Automatic, Traction Control. $28,795-stk# 1186a-Cadillac Certified 656 County Road Southampton 631-287-1000

Antiques/Collectibles FURNITURE REPAIRS ANTIQUE WORKSHOP Chairs Reglued, Caning, Rushing, French Polishing Stripping, Refinishing Antiques Restored Custom Upholstering Seats Recovered Painted Finishes Wood Finishes Repairs of Any kind Veneer Repairs F ree pick ups Established 1977 Wicker Repairs Teak Oiling

2005 Cadillac STS V8 All Wheel Drive, 18inch Wheel Package, Interior Wood Trim, Navigation with 5.1 Surround Sound. $33,895-stk#1134aCadillac Certified 656 County Road 39A Southampton 631-287-1000

JON 631--874-0515 718-224-4250 MONTAUK THRU MANHATTAN

2005 Cadillac Escalade ESV Sunroof, Chrome Wheels, DVD Entertainment system, Bose Multiple Disc Sound System, Parking Sensors, Interior Wood Trim. $36,995-stk#0416xaCadillac Certified 656 County Road 39A Southampton 631-287-1000

Highest cash paid for fine paintings, antique furniture, porcelain, and glass. Prompt courteous service. 516-798-8954

Tag/Yard/Estate Sales

2005 Cadillac Deville Heated and Cooled Seats, Memory Seating, 6 Disc CD Changer, Chrome Wheels, XM Satellite Radio Cadillac Certified, Stk# N1354A $23,995, 29K 656 County Road 39A Southampton, NY 631-287-1000

Moving Sale Remsenburg 10 Southwind Drive March 15th & 16th - 9 am 6-piece solid wood sleigh bed set. 6-piece wrought iron dining set. H2 stock rims & tires. Lawn equipment. Antiques, tools, an nd electronics.

2004 Chevrolet Corvette Convertible, Automatic, Heads up display, Chrome wheels, Bose sound system,. $36,995-stk# 0078a-GM Certified 656 County Road 39A Southampton 631-287-1000

For p review call 631-325-1718 Bridgehampton: Sat. & Sun., 80 Sandpiper (off Ocean) Furniture, lamps, doors, windows, clothes, bric-a-brac.

Auctions FORECLOSED HOME AUCTION NY CITY, WESTCHESTER ESSEX & MORE 100+ Homes Must Be Sold! F ree Catalog 800-264-9316 USHomeAuction.com

Pets Unique Dog care. Board, Groom, Train. Country Atmosphere. 2 minutes from Tanger. Customized for your needs. Owner resides on premises. c-dogsunlimited.com. Carolyn Contois, NCMG, CT. 631-655-6006

Automotive

Automotive

ALL VEHICLES

A Classic 1959

WANTED $$$

Ford Ranchero

Running or Not

Perfectly restored 312 V-8,

$50 to $5,000

3 speed manual w/ overdrive.

DMV #7099438

MUST SEE

631-473-3025

$12,5000

FREE PICKUP

631-284-3557

BUICK SKYLARK, 1972 2 Door custom convertible Very good condition! Original metallic forest green v8 350, automatic, new transmission 151k/ AM-FM

EAST END TUTORIAL. PreK-12, Math, Reading, SAT Prep. Caring, Experienced, Certified Educators. 631-591-2505 TUTORING All Subjects, All Ages. Masters in Education Art Therapy for Adults/Children Yoga/Pilates for Children NYC/The Hamptons Claudia 631-721-7515

Drive home: $16,000 neg. Josh: 212-877-1256

FOREIGN CAR SERVICE EBAY CAR SELLERS WE BUY VINTAGE, SPORTS, LUXURY CARS. Internet Consignment Sales Restoration & service repair for your foreign or domestic car. CALL AVENTURA MOTORS 631-283-8819 www.aventuramotors.com

Grand Marquis. 2004. Silver. 4-door. 18,000 miles Pristine condition. $12,500. Extended warranty. 631-377-2167, 631-594-1469(evenings).

Cleaning A STEP ABOVE HOUSECLEANING. Year round/seasonal service. Reliable, Experienced, Professional & Courteous. Call Maria 631-839-0368. Basement, Attics, Garages: Complete Cleanouts. Interior/ Exterior Demolition. Professional Cleaning Services. 631-298-5362 516-658-5302 Cleaning & Restoration Services Carpet, area rugs, drapery, upholstery, basements, garages, windows, construction clean ups, water and sewage damage. Marble, stone, tile, grout, exteriors, decks, outdoor furniture and awnings.

Jeep: 1989 Wrangler. Excellent condition. $3500 negotiable (631)749-7866

House watching, openings, closings, party cleanup. Free Estimate.

Mercedes 2001 S600, V12 36k miles, year round garaged MINT CONDITION $25k after-market entertainment system Asking $35,000 (917)337-3533

Universal Building Maintenance 631-298-1446

Mercedes Benz SL500 1998 Black with cream. Excellent running condition. Convertible. Automatic. 6 month special. Lessee must provide insurance. Rate includes 750 miles per month. $2,500 plus tax. 631-265-4000

We Buy Cars 516-504-SOLD (7653) www.greatneckcarbuyers.com

Cleaning Person. Experienced. Top notch! Will clean & take care of your home. Great refs., reasonabble rates, licensed. Valentina 631-255-4575, 631-591-2178. Jurgita & Harold Cleaning Service for all Hamptons (year round, seasonal). Experience, excellent references. 631-553-5589 www.jurgitaandharold.com

Financial Services Business & Commercial Loans Arranged. $50,000 Up. Call 631-481-9119. Funds Available For Any Worthwhile Purpose.

Handyman A-1 Odd Jobs- Carpentry, Painting, Tile Work, Powerwashing, Estate Management. No Job Too Small! Licensed and Insured. 631-728-8955 Handyman For Weekends Handles all your weekend projects. Carpentry, Masonry, Landscaping. Friday-Sunday Mete Cell 631-6644-5560 After 3:30pm Mister Handyman Inc. Home Improvement Masonry, Landscaping& Carpentry, Iron Work & Welding, Renovations, Extensions, General Repairs & Painting. Licensed/ Insured. 17 Years Experience. 631-594-1453 516-848-9569 m rhandymanlongisland.com

Home Improvements 25% OFF ALL HOME IMPROVEMENTS Specializing in all Phases. No Job too Big, or Small. Contracting Headquaa rters. 631-223-6248

Internet/Online Services LongIslandPersonals.com. Stop wasting time on the other personals sites. Find your LOCAL match. LOCAL.REAL. FREE.

Landscape/Garden Spring’s Coming! Time for Thatching Seeding, Crab grass control, Privet Maintenance, Pruning, Planting Sod, 631-664-5560 LANDSCAPING BY TOM MAC, INC. Site Development, Tractor Work, Planting, Transplanting, Seed & Sod Lawns, Stone Walls, Brick Patios, Walkways, Driveways. Certified Horticulturalists On Staff. 26 Years of Design, Construction and Maintenance (631) 725-1249

Marine 14’ Zodiac pontoon. Gas out, fiberglass body, good condition. $1,000 (516)359-7272 19ft Flying Scott Sloop: Fully equipped, including trailer. $2300. In Montauk. 516-599-5667 / 631-668-0352 Please call both. Boston Whaler. 1996 17' Boston Whaler Outrage center console, 96' 130 HP Yamaha 390 hours. Bimini, Spray Dodger. 96' Load-Rite trailer. All very clean. $14,500. whaler17@mac.com.

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DAN’S CLASSIFIEDS / REAL ESTATE FOR RENT Moving/Storage

Pools/Spas

Always Available Driver & Truck for your light hauling needs House Cleanouts Call 631-723-3456 631-94 46-2565

POOL SERVICE Weekly maintenance, openings, closings, summer rentals. REASONABLE RATES! Call Tom at (631 1)996-4394 acpservice@optonline.net

Painting/Papering

Sewing

DESMOND PAINTING European Craftsmanship 30 yrs exp. Lic’d & Ins’d. J e r ry Desmond 631-678-2796 desmond d7003@aol.com Quality Painting Since 1983. Interior. exterior. Free estimates. References. No job too small! 631-329-0055, 631-827-3902.

Photography/Video Weddings, Events, Family and Pet Photography. Reasonable pricing European Quality, 631-942-1427 TheHamptonsPhotographer@ gmail.com

Carmen’s Custom Sewing Alterations, curtains, drapes, slipcovers, cushions, blinds. References. Free pickup and delivery. 631-726-0093

Tile/Stone/Masonry Gunes Stones LLC. All types of stone work; Cultured stone, Blue stone, Lime stone. Interior and exterior Fireplaces, Driveways Retaining Walls, Stoops, Belgian block, Patios and Walkways. Licensed and insured. Free estimates. 631-422-1698

Trees/Shrubs

Commercial

Tree Service. Deal directly with climber. Pruning, feeding, removal, stump grinding, lot clearing. Planting, transplanting. 60” and 90” Tree spade. Peter Grealish. 631-283-9326.

BRIDGEHAMPTON OFFICES: 3 rooms, 540 feet, in premier office building. The Sandford House, 2405 Main Street. Ground floor, inside and outside entrances, all utilities included. $3,000/ month. Meisel Real Estate 212-677-1340, 631-537-1673.

WHOLESALE TREES All Species and Sizes Available. Pest and Disease Control Programs. TICK CONTROL Complete Fertilization and Property Maintenance Proggrams. CALL TOM MAC (631) 725-1249 Our 26th Year.

We work your hours!

Trees/Shrubs

Dan’s Classifieds and Service Directory

Arborvitae, $40 4 Ft Cypress $30 14 Ft Cypress $300 18 Ft Pines $350

open: 7am-6pm Monday–Friday 631-283-1000

Rent / Option to Buy

East Quogue Village. Main Street. 1 office available in professional building. Call for appointment. 631-653-9124. GREENPORT PRIME RETAIL LOCATION! Approximately 1,100 sq ft. Available April 1st. $2,500 monthly. 2nd Floor optional. (917)863-9766 Hampton Bays: 1200 Sq.Ft. Commercial space with office, $1100 per month. Two Offices for Rent. $650 each per month includes electric and heat. 516-456-0991 SAG HARBOR Barn with large yard. Good for office, studio and,or storage. Full bath and heat. 2800 sq. ft. $3800 mo. 516-383-1598

More Sag Harbor:4500 Sq.Ft indoor/ outdoor space. Newly renovated. High visibility. Excellent parking. 631-725-7189

631-830-1276

“Leslie is an absolute pleasure to work with. My home languished on the market for over a year and after Leslie staged it, it sold in less than three days - and for higher than my asking price.” References furnished upon request.

Rent Sell Live Well

Staging Places Leslie Tarbell Donovan, ASP The East End’s First Accredited Home Staging Planner

Office: 631-283-8175 Cell: 631-875-4303 LTDonovan@optonline.net

WANTED: Professional pastry chef seeks location to open year-round specialty bake shop on the East End. 516-233-0251, info@cakeworksstudio.com

Condos/Co-Ops Westhampton Beach Pied-a-terre 1BR, 1 Bath Furnished Condo W/D, AC, Walk All, MD- LD $13,000. Elliot Gallin Owner/ Broker 631-766-5635

AMAGANSETT Ocean view contemporary. 5 bedroom, 5 1/2 baths, 1 car garage, central air, beautifullyy landscaped with 65’ gunite lap pool, Moments away from beach, shopping, $2.950,000 Also available Monthly, Weekly, Seasonal 631-375-0708 Exclusive Brown Harris Stevens Darcy Rodriguez

Rental Wanted East Hampton/Amagansett Village: local homeowner, professional, single female, 2 dogs. year round, or seasonal. May 1st - Oct.1st. 516-398-2583

Summer Rentals Amagansett WALK TO OCEAN Privacy 5 bedrooms, 6 Baths Central Air Conditioning New, professional gouu rmet kitchen. Piano, Jacuzzi, heated Pool, lawn and gardens. Near tennis! Available weekly off seasoon; July $32,000 August $42,000 September $21.000 MD- June $6,500 weekly. All prices include utilitiees. ...ALSO available for extended season or yearly! 631-267-2028

Rooms Hampton Bays Rooms Available For Rent Walking Distance To Montauk Highway Weekly or Monthly Rates Two Beds Per Room, Kitchen & Private Bath For Further Information Call (631) 728-5131

Shares East Quogue full summer share. Your own huge master suite/ bath in 2 bedroom house. Share house with mature couple. No dogs/ smokers. 917-209-9448.

Summer Rentals Aquebogue-North Fork Waterfront 1, 2, or 3 Bedroom Cottages. $15,000.00 season, or weekly/ monthly (631)-722-4096

www.liny-cottages.com

Baiting Hollow Waterfront Long Island’s North Fork Renovated 2 bedroom 2 bath, 3000 sq ft Condo, Exxclusive Golf Club setting with views from every room! Beach, Pool, Tennis, Jacuzzi Bath, living room m, dining room, fireplace, wrap-around balcony, private parking spot Open House every weekend $1,8000/ week plus utilities. Cynthia 917-439-6549 owner

GDCC Tilee & Grout

Installation & Restoration Tilee & Stone Grout Installation Design Mud Floors Cleaning Stripping

Repair Coloring Removal Sealing/Caulking Cleaning

Book Early - Beat the Spring Rush References Available

631-506-8456 Lic. w w w . t i l e - g r o u t . n e t Ins.

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REAL ESTATE FOR RENT Summer Rentals

Summer Rentals

BEST DEAL IN SAGAPONACK

Bridgehampton: 3 bedroom charming 1920s farmhouse. Beautiful gardens, patio, very private. Walk to town. $24,900 summer. 631-537-2627

Chic home on 2.1 lushly landscaped private acres on quiet street. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, heated pool, Jacuzzi, open living great room, central air, close to beach JULY- LD $49,000 MD- LD $55,000 July $25,000 August $30,000 917-8865-9917 Bridgehampton South of Hwy. Bike to Beach/ Walk to town Great Location ,Quiet Street Crisp Modern Renovated Home Sunny 3BR, 2bath, CAC, WBF MD- LD $40K, Aug. $25K, July $20K 646-943-3103

Gorgeous Large 1 Bedroom Duplex Apartment. IF QUALITY & THREAD COUNT MATTER, must see designer decorated living room, dining area, flat screen TV, 1-1/2 baths, AC, harrdwood floors throughout overlooking pool and English gardens with koi pond. PLENTY OF PRIVACY USE E OF POOL WALK TO EVERYTHING Ideal for one or two. No smoking, pets.

Bridgehampton Village within walking distance to town shopping, restaurants, bus & train. Early 1900’s cottage newly renovated & decorated. 2+ Bedrooms, 2 Baths. Very clean & charming. Set on large fenced and landscaped property. MD-LD $22,000 +utilities. For appointment, email Dan dlenaham@sanoch.com (516)480-3302

Carol (631)329-0 0270 after 5PM

MD- LD $20,000.

Stunning 180 hilltop ocean, golf view from every room!

July $25,000, August $30,000, Both $50,000. Photos available 631-537-9466 for the perfect sum m mer!

www.besteasthampton.com August $20,000 (last 2 weeks an option) Owner 917-328-4482 or patpramer@aol.com

EAST HAMPTON

Spacious Bright Open

Sleek and Sexy,

Fivee Bedrooms, 3.5 Baths

4 bedroom contemporary,

Heated pool, Deck, Patio

28 x 26 GREAT ROOM

1.5 miles to village. 40 ft great room w/ stone fireplace, overlooking flat

EAST HAMPTON: Super family house, Tennis, heated child safe Pool, Spa, Great Yard, 4 bedroom, CAC, Family, Sun, Dining, Piano, exercise Rec/ Gym rooms, close to village and beaches. July $28,000. Weekly $8000. 631-324-8260 East Hampton: Unbelievable deal! Stunning 1 level designer decorated 2400 sq ft. contemporary. Double height great room/ french doors. Marble fireplace, HDTVs, gourmet kitchen. 3 bedroom suites/ double jacuzzi. New gorgeous heated pool/ waterfalls. Romantic nightscape lighting. Huge deck, acre. MD-LD $45,000 516-676-7779. 516-448-2321. http://www.vrbo.com/99426 East Hampton: 3BR cottage in prime location. Walk to Main St. Bike to Main Beach. 4 bikes avail. for free/ loan. MD- July 6. $16,000. LD week is negotiable. 646-246-4725 or easthamptoncottage@yahoo.com www.easthamptoncottage.com EAST HAMPTON: adorable 4 bedroom cottage .Close to all, MD-LD . $22,000 516-982-6186 East Hampton: Renovated 3 BR, 2 bath, hot tub, no pool. Less than 2 miles to Ocean, Bays and Village. For sale at $740,000. Seasonal rental avail. By Owner nm@martinarchitects.com

Central Air, Fireplace Beautifully Landscaped MD-LD, $39,000 631-331-7857 summerhampton.tripod.com

acre with 50 ft heated pool.

EAST MORICHES BAYFRONT! 2 BR, 3 Bth condo, boat slip. MD- LD $17,000. Kevin Loiaconno Real Estate (631)288-0500

3 marble baths, desiigner Viking kitchen, central air, cathedral ceilings

MD-LD $55,000

Call Jeff. 646-831-1567

Secludeed, luxurious 4 bedroom, 3.5 bath with 2 story poolhouse/studio, billiard room, piano, heated poo ol, spa and outdoor shower with extensive multidecks on 4 plus wooded acres including golf option!!

Family friendly, sunny, bright saltbox. Tastefully furnished 4 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, Finished Basement with play room, laundry, maids room and full bath. Mature landscaping with heated pool on 3/4 acre. Walk to bay beaches. Central Air, wireless internet access.

EAST HAMPTON

Bridgehampton/Watermill “Treetops”

East Hampton Contemporary Retreat

NEW CONTEMPORARY

in near northwest,

Summer Rentals East Hampton/ Sag HarborContemporary saltbox with 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, lovely heated pool in private setting, CAC, fireplace and extraordinary master suite with Jacuzzi. Long season $35,000 also available year- round. 212.229.8053

EAST HAMPTON

Bridgehampton Beach House. 4 Bedrooms. 3-minute walk to ocean. Dock w/ canoe, A/C. Privacy. Amazing location! www.swansnest.com 212-794-1000

Bridgehampton. 4 Bedroom, 3 bath, 2 private acres. Great home with pool and large deck. Pretty landscaping. Lots of lawn. Terrific master suite with double Jacuzzi. 2 story great room with beamed ceiling. Minutes to Hampton Classic, Sag Harbor, Ocean Beaches. MD- LD: $39,000. July- LD $37,000. 917-797-8838.

Summer Rentals

East Hampton Country Estate Secluded and magnificent Daniel: 201-472-8691 Further details: www.EastHamptonHouseForSale.com East Hampton Dune Alpin Sunny 2 Bedrooms plus sleeping loft, 2 fireplaces, 2.5 Baths, central air. pool and tennis. Bike to ocean. Walk to Red Horse. MD-LD $40,000 Owner 212-228-9678 631-537-7519

East Hampton village fringe. 2 bedroom, 1 bath. $19,000 summer. Year round $25,500. +utilities. 917-613-8521 East Hampton, North-West, Cottage by the Bay. 2 bedroom, A/C, very private, all open, newly decorated. Asking $12,000 MD-LD 631-324-4979

East Quogue South of Montauk Hwy. 4 bedrooms, LR, DR, cathedral ceilings, fireplace, hardwood flooors. Built in heated in-ground pool with safety cover, outdoor shower.

Kid & pet friendly: Swing set and dog pen. East Hampton. New 5,000 square feet, decorated post- modJuly $13,000, Aug. $14,000. ern, 2 acres, 4 bedrooms, 5 All utilities included. baths, den, library, living room, For more information chef’s kitchen, 3 car garage. call 63 31-757-5955 MD-LD $70,000, year- round $90,000 includes weekly pool and landscaping service. Hampton Bays Waterfront, 4 (631)747-6826 bedroom, 3.5 bath, 3300 sq. ft home on bay, sandy beach, tenEast Hampton/ Sag Harbor 4 Bedrooms, 4 Baths. Bright, airy nis,heated endless pool, much floor plan. Heated pool. Walk to more, 60k MD-LD Hampton Bays New 4 bedroom bay beach. Season $32,000. 3.5 bath,near bay and ocean 917-744-4887 $17,000 MD-LD ehsummer@aol.com

Summer Rentals

Summer Rentals

Hampton Bays Waterfront, 3 Hampton Country Real Estate Bridgehampton bedroom 1 bath private beach Tel. 631-537-2000 cottage $17,000 MD-LD www.HamptonCountry.com Hamptons Coastal Realty 631-728-8877. Sagaponack - One story 2,500 Cell# 631-365-3828 www.hamptonscoastalrealty.com sq.ft. 4bedroom, 4bath, pool, CAC, handicap accessible. FoHampton Bays: Waterfront, lio# 3767 MD-LD $50,000, Year Very secluded 3 bedroom plus Round $65,000. Call Lally loft house on Peconic Bay. PriMockler at 516- 971-6002 vate beach adjacent to nature preserve. Spectacular sunsets. 2 baths, central air, washer dryer, kayaks. Available MD-LD $28k, partial summer possible. Call 718-499-8079. Location photos can be emailed.

Sag Harbor - Bay 5 bedrooms, 3.5 baths 3,000 sq.ft. with teak decking, pool. Nicely appointed. MD-LD $70,000. July-LD $60,000, July $30,000 August-LD $35,000. Folio Hampton Country Real Estate #5405 Call Lally Mockler at 19 Corwith Avenue, 516- 971-6002 Bridgehampton Tel. 631-537-2000 Wainscott - Walk to Jitney! www.HamptonCountry.com Bike to Ocean! 4 bedrooms, including Master with whirlpool, Bridgehampton - Desirable Lo- central air, 20x40 pool with cation! 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, sheer decent waterfall, Pristine, heated pool, garage, outdoor just move in! Memorial Day shower & deck w/ bbq, private! Labor Day $49,500. Annually Memorial Day to Labor Day $60,000. Folio# 1093. Call Amy $41,000. Annually $51,000. Unangst at 631-334-0552 Folio# 19139. Call Amy Unangst at 631-337-0552. Jamesport. Charming cottage. 2 bedrooms. Available April Bridgehampton South -Modern -Oct., MD- LD, monthly, or 4 bedroom, 2.5 bath, pool, priweekly. Contact vate grounds, walk to Ocean jamesport22@yahoo.com. Beach. Folio# 5783. Memorial Day -Labor Day $90,000. Jean Carbone Real Estate July-Labor Day $75,000. Call 61 Montauk Highway Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552. Quogue 631-653-4197 Bridgehampton Village SOH Jeancarbonerealestate.com 2,000 sq.ft. home 3bedrooms, 1.5bath plus garage/studio, tenQuogue - Caa nal Front Gem with nis. July-Aug $30,000 four bedrooms and three baths, Folio#4286 Call Lally Mockler stone's throw to ocean ROW, at 516- 971-6002 $40,000.00 July-L.D. East Hampton Village Frinnge Newly renovated! Contemporary convenient to Ocean beaches. 4 bedrooms), 3 bathrooms, open floor plan with vaulted ceiling, skylights and fireplace, eat-in-kitchen, 20x50 Heated pool. Summer 2008 $55,000. Folio# 4606 Call Amy Unangst 631-334-0552

Quogue - Pristine Contemporary with four bedrooms and three baths, heated pool and all weather tennis court, $25,000.00 August-L.D.

Westhampton - Newly constructed waterfront home with floating dock, 6 bedrooms, five plus full baths, CAC, heated pool, two car garage, beautiful East Hampton - 3,200 square ft. private grounds, $95,000.00 Post Modern set on private road MD-LD available yearly for & close to village. First floor $115,000.00 Master Suite w/ FPL & Jacuzzi tub/sep. shower, Gourmet KERRIGAN COUNTRY kitchen w/top of the line appliREALTY ances, Laundry rm, den, formal 631-288-9600 dining room, living room w/ RENTALS 2008 FPL, 2nd floor features Junior Master suite w/ Jacuzzi/sep. WHB- ESTATE SECTION shower & 2 add'l bedrooms & Bayviews, 5BR, 3.5 BA, Pool, bath. 2-car garage & 550sf. boCabana, 1.5 Acres MD- LD nus room. Gunite pool & spa. $45K Mahogany decking, Memorial Day to Labor Day $55,000. July QUOGUE- BAYFRONT 4BR, 3BA, Privacy, Pool Julyto Labor Day $42,000. July LD $150K $20,000. August to Labor Day QUOGUE- OCEAN 5BR, $28,000. Weekly $5,300. Will 3.5BA, Pool, Hot Tub July- LD consider extended season. $95K Folio#16089. Call Anthony WESTHAMPTON- OCEAN Hayes at 516-768-8037. 4BR, 3BA, Hot Tub MD- LD $75K Sagaponack South - 2 private WHB- OCEAN 5BR, 2BA, acres, Traditional Hamptons home offers 7 bedrooms, 7 baths, Pool MD- LD $125K Heated pool, gym & home thea- QUIOGUE- POOL/ TENNIS tre. Close to Ocean! July - Labor 7BR, 5BA, Dock MD- LD $125K Day 2008 $190,000. July QUOGUE- BAY 5BR, 4.5BA, $90,000. August-LD $100,000. September 2008 $40,000. Folio# Pool, Tennis MD- LD $275K WHB 4BR, 3BA, Pool MD- LD 5786. Call Amy Unangst $65K 631-334-0552.

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REAL ESTATE FOR RENT Summer Rentals KERRIGAN COUNTRY REALTY 631-288-9600 RENTALS 2008 WHB- OCEAN 4BR, 3BA MDLD $70K WHD- OCEAN 5BR, 3BA MD- LD $75K WHB- OCEAN 7BR, 8BA, Pool MD-LD $350K WHB- OCEA AN 6BR, 5BA, Pool MD- LD $320K, or Y/R Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton 631/283-8100 www.morleyagency.com Shinnecock Hills - Poolside Value, Fresh Inside and Out! New kitchen, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, fireplace, central air, heated pool. MD - LD $28,000 Soutt hampton - Casually Open and Spacious Post Modern! Cathedral living, fireplace, 4 bedrooms, 4 baths, central air, garage, pool. MD - LD $39,000

Summer Rentals Sag Harbor 3/4 bedroom house on Pond. Close to Village, fully remodeled, wood floors,, stainless steel appliances, granite counters, A/C, large decks, tastefully furnished. MD- LD, $30,000.

SAGAPONACK - VALUE Private 4BR, 3 bath, beautifully furnished home. Bike to private beach/ Bridgehampton village, walk to winery.

631-259-2323 Sag Harbor 2 bedroom near village, beach. MD-LD $14,000. 516-459-9598

See pics at www.hamptonsbeachouse.com Wont Last: MD- LD $32,000 August- LD $18,000

SAG HARBOR 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, open living areas, separate den, on nature preserve with large pond and trails, 1 mile south of village, beautiful deck and pool, outdoor shower, private. Dogs O.K. $24,000 season. Longer term available. Call 516-356-6104.

Sag Harbor hideaway. 5 bedroom post- modern home with heated pool, multiple decks, dual fireplace, comfortable master Southampton Bayfront - Spar- suite, CAC, beautiful gardens, klingly Decorated Beach House! minutes to town and Long Scenic waterviews, private dock, Beach. June & July multiple terms available. (516)622-5360 spacious decks, central air, 4 bedrooms, 4 baths. MD - LD Sag Harbor Village Walk to $55,000 town, one block to Haven Beach, immaculate newly decorated, Water Mill - Modern Shingle-Style Farmhouse! Spa- 4 bedroom, 2.5 bath, Air condicious family escape, great room, tioning, large yard, huge deck, fireplaces, 5 bedrooms, 4 baths, all amenities. $45,000 MD - LD 631-899-3671 516-524-7074 central air, pool. MD - LD $70,000 Sag Harbor Village: Newly renovated, 2 BR apt in heart of historic district, 1 block from NORTH SHORE water. Long season, May 1- Oct. WATERFRONT!!! 1, $15,000. (631)725-1743 New 4 BR, 5 bath home. Sag Harbor Waterfront Large Sleeeps 10 comfortably. 1BR facing pool, pond and Gourmet kitchen, cove. Private entrance. Dock in- ground pool, available. MD-LD includes private beach access! utilities, wireless internet. Walk to town & tennis. $14,250. 646-594-4244 MD- LD $48,000. No smoking/ pets. (631)929-5870

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Sag Harbor. 4,000 sq ft brand new luxurious house. 5 bedrooms, 4,5 baths, 2 living rooms, office, formal dining room, gourmet kitchen, 2 fireplaces, 2 car garage, headed in-ground pool, big beautiful yard, fenced in gate. Near ocean/ bay beaches. MD- LD $65,000 or July 1stMD $45,000. Serious inquires only. Owner (631)725-4790

QUOGUE AREA LUXURY RENTAL MD- LD 2008 $200,000 7 Bedrooms + Office + 7 Baths, 9,000 sq.ft. Post Modern. Built 2006. 1st Floor Master Suite, Heated Pool, Gym and Private. Close to Ocean & Restaurants. Call for Virtual Tour. 917-301-2416. Please Noo Groups.

Sag Harbor/ Noyac Famous Writer’s Paradise. Walls of glass, 3 bedrooms, 3 baths, 50’ heated lap pool, decks galore, very private. MD-LD $31,000. June $10,000. July $11,000. August $12,000. 917-520-5292

Remsenburg. Best deal. Charming 3 bedroom, 2 bath, heated pool, air conditioning. Season $24,000; July $10,000; August $12,000. (646)242-5352

Sag Harbor: Entire upstairs, cathedral ceilings, skylights, large master bedroom, fireplace. Separate entrance via 35-foot deck. One mile to beach. $16K MD- LD. 631-899-3876.

Sag Harbor. Charming sunny 1 bedroom furnished apt. Close to village, beach. MD- LD $7000, includes all. 631-725-6030.

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SOUTHAMPTON Shinnecock Area 5 BR, 4.5 BA, 5 TVs, CAC, Beamed ceilings @ G reat Room with fireplace, 25' X 50' Heated Pool with Poolhouse and Gazebo. Extensive Decking. Features Swedish Sauna with shoower, Home Gym with Wetbar. Sprawling 1 Acre. Quiet Location. By Owner.

Summer Rentals Southampton- Post modern, 4 bedroom, 3 full bath, heated pool, CAC, 2 car garage, first floor master, on a cul-de-sac, great location. MD-LD $45,000. 631-287-0528 Southampton. 4 bedroom, 3 bath, great room, open EIK, DR. Finished lower level. $59,000. IN#76580. Sharon Meyer C21 Agawam Albertson. 631-655-3942. Southampton. Beautiful Contemporary Ranch on Bay. Great Views, 3 bedrooms, 3 baths, LR, EIK, in-ground pool. Cottage on property with full amenities. IN#80339. $65,000. Sharon Meyer C21 Agawam Albertson. 631-655-3942.

Month of July or August $1 13,000/month Sagaponack North2.5 private/ gated acres. 6 br, 4.5 bath 4500 sf home 5 mins from Sagg beach ann d town. Cook's kitchen, htd pool, hot tub, gym, CAC, fireplace, fully landscaped lush grounds with h deer fencing. Home is baby proofed and backyard is child friendly. MD- LD $89,000 917-747-3096 www. HamptonsGetaway.com

BRIDGEHAMPTON/ SAGAPONACK 4600 sq. ft. Traditional, 5 BR, 3.5 baths, 3 car garage, CAC, heated gunitee pool. Near beaches & villages. MD-LD $89,000. Extended season or year round available. 631-267-6182

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W ESTHAMPTON DUNE ROAD, OCEAN FRONT. Five bedrooms, three full baths, + outdoor shower, great roo o m, central air, elevator, heated pool, steam room, huge wrap a round decks, (2,400 sq. ft) for entee rtaining, Available August/ including Labor Day $42,000 Owner 631-288-7846 516-8526413 Wainscott South, Estate section. Fully furnished 3 bedroom 2.5 bath traditional on quiet street near ocean beach. Heated pool, fireplace, CAC, farm field views, walk to Jitney, bike to beach. Summer $65,000, Year Round $80,000. (516)991-5718. Wainscott, East Hampton: funished apt near ocean, $20,000 Summer, $24,000 Year Round. 631-537-3068. 212-879-3089. a rtherzog@aol.com

Hills Court Area SOUTHAMPTON 4 bedrooms, 3-1/2 baths, CAC, heated pool, jacuzzi/ hot tub, finished basement. landsccaped, IMMACULATE! $3,500 weekly or $14,000 monthly. Call: (631)283-4583 or Cell: (631)807-7907 SOUTHAMPTON SHINNECOCK HILLS Gorgeous 4 BR, 3 baths, CAC, in- ground pool, wireless internet. MD- LD D $50,000 July $20,000 August $25,000 631-266-1759, 516-376-1329 Southampton Shores. 3 bedroom house, 2 bath, private beach, tennis, marina. MD-LD $20,000, July- LD $18,000 (516)805-1579 Southampton SOH Charming and pristine, quiet 3+ bedrooms, 2.5 baths, pool. MD- LD $33,000. 516-987-3268

Water Mill North Private wooded d 3 Acres, 3 Bedrooms/ 2 Bath CAC, Heated Gunite Pool, Huge deck. Full Summer Plus $39,000 (917) 642--3228

Southampton: A first floor apartment in 100 year old village farmhouse. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, beautiful deck, large yard, MDLD $16000 Jeff 646-831-1567 Southampton: Privacy! 3 Bedroom, 2.5 bath, in ground pool, central air, decking. No neighbors! Walk to Tennis and day care. Available: July $12,000, August-LD $13,000. MD-LD $23,000. Doug 917-478-7774. E-mail: arndt212@aol.com.

Shelter Island. 2 bedrooms, 1.5 baths, pool. Sleeps 9. Screened in porch near water. Kayaks and bikes. MD- LD $21,000 No smoking, no pets. 631-926-2920.

Southampton: Tastefully furnished, picture pretty queen room. Private bath, direcTV. Southampton Village Charming Large, beautiful, manicured old Victorian offers bright, home. Weekend- Week- Month. cheerful, 1 and 2 bedroom apart- (631)283-8613 ments, completely furnished, each with private entrances and Southampton: Waterfront porches. Beautifully landscaped. Condo. 1 bedroom, 1 bath with Walk to all. Available MD- LD loft, dock, pool. Beautifully No smoking, no pets. renovated! MD-LD $18,000 631-283-7043 646-942-3870 Leave message (516)671-8159

SHINNECOCK HILLS: Furnished Studio on Bayfront Beach. Incredible view. Front porch. Backyard. All necessities. Utilities inc. Suits Two. References. No Pets! MD-LD $9250. 917-685-8203 judgingcrater@yahoo.com

Southampton waterfront. Rich fisherman’s cottage. 2/ 3 bedrooms, large EIK. Summer rental MD- LD $30,000 or rent to own $2,950 per month $5,400 toward down payment after 12 months. (631)244-3574 www.southamptonwaterfront4sale.com

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SPRINGS: ARCHITECT HOUSE. 2 bedrooms, 2 bath, huge kitchen. Tons of glass. Lap pool. Central A/C. July, $11,500. August 1 - Labor Day, $14,500. July 1 - Labor Day, $25,000. 212-966-0865. bgnp.net

7,000 Sq. Ft. Home plus finished basement on 5+ Acres in Private Gated Community. 8 Bedrooms (2 master suites), 8.5 Baths, Jacuzzi, Media room, Viking Kitchen w/ Granite tops throughout, Eat-in. Library, fireplace, Central air, 2 wet barrs. Sound system throughout. P rofessionally Landscaped. Upper and Lower Mahogany decking, 20X40 heateed gunite pool with hot tub, all-weather tennis court, recreation area, media room, staff quarters. 3-- Car Heated Garage. MD-LD $225,000. For sale $5.3 million Tara Jean Associates, Inc. Real Estate 631 726-5600 516-317-0346 cell 516-510-4017 cell Water Mill North of Highway. Spectacular ocean view. 3+ Bedroom Contemporary, 3.5 Baths. Newly renovated & furnished, large decks, heated inground gunite pool set on secluded 5 acre wooded lot. Very private. Centrally located just minutes to villages and bay/ ocean beaches. $75,000 season. For appointment, email Dan dlenahan@sanoch.com (516)480-3302

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WATER MILL/ Southampton Beautiful Fourteen Hills Court Area. Private wooded 3 Acres, 3 Bedrooms/ 2 Bath, CAC, Heated Gunite Pool, Huge deck. Full Summer Plus $39,000. (917)642-3228

Westhampton Beach Dune Road Bayfront. 7 Bedrooms, 4 Baths, Pool. Hot Tub, Central Air. MD-LD $95,000, July $40,000, August $45,000. 917-623-0529. Photos: jryoung917@aol.com

Water Mill: brand new 6BR, 7 bath house,heated gunite pool, tennis, waterviews MD - LD, $165,000. Extended or year round. 631-726-5352 or Water Mill Compound 5 bedrooms, 5 baths, pool,+ separate 1 bedroom cottage. good location. $70,000 631-726-5352

Westhampton Beach, Beautiful Waterfront Studio. Includes Tennis/ Pool/ Beach/. Weekly, monthly, Seasonal. Reasonable. 845-558-1889, 201-934-0878.

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FLANDERS 2 BR cottage, LR, kitchen and bath. AVAILABLE IMMEDIATELY! $975 per month. (631)727-4297

East Hampton Village - Centrally located & close to Village, Walk or Bike! 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, central air, living room with fireplace, garage. Terrific Family home! Offered Unfurnished Annually at $55,000.Folio# 5410. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552.

Sagaponack - One story 2,500 sq.ft. 4bedroom, 4bath, pool, CAC, handicap accessible. Folio# 3767 MD-LD $50,000, Year Round $65,000. Call Lally Mockler at 516- 971-6002

Spectacular 7,200 sq. ft. 7 bedroom, 7 full bath, house on 6 acres. Heated gunite pool, jacuzzi, tennis, basketball, gym, cook’s kitchen, diningroom, gameroom, 6 TVs. Also 7 bedroom, 5 Bath house available with all ammenities. Weekly or weekends.

Southampton/ Wainscott. Fully furnished studios from $800 per month. All utilities included. Call 631-537-2900 or email hello@enclaveinn.com.

MD- LD $21,000 Year Round $2,300 Private road, 1+ acre, bike to beach, fully furnished

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Southampton Village. Furnished 1 bedroom cottage, beautiful grounds, February, March, April. $950 monthly, heat included. (212)947-9259

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Owner 212-579-4964 Westhampton Beach/ Quogue www.theresidencesof.com Gorgeous, new, private, 1 bedroom apartment, tastefully furnished, all amenities, HVAC, patio. No smoking/ pets. $12,000 East Hampton beach house, covers everything. 516-456-5776 water views/ access, ocean, Leave message. kayak, 4 BR’s, 3 full baths, chef’s kitchen, large deck, Westhampton Beach: Furheated pool. 1 & 2 week rentals; nished, 1 bedroom Cottage. June, July, August. Lazarus Sleeps 4, air conditioning, pool, Group (516)536-6300 walk to town. 631-727-0626

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Westhampton Dunes. Dune Road. Lovers’ cottage. 3 bedroom, 2 bath. Newly decorated June $10,000, July $15,000, August 1- LD $15,000. Whole season $32,000. 516-292-5887.

Hampton Bays. 3 bedroom, 1.5 bath ranch. Living room with fireplace. EIK, full basement with washer/ dryer. Hardwood floors. Central air. Walk to town and schools. $2,000 month plus utilities. 631-728-1271. Hampton Bays. Studio. Private entrance. South of the Highway/ AC, No smokers/pets. 12 month lease. $900 all. 631-226-0910 Hampton Bays: Rent with option to buy! 2 bedroom updated cottage near beach. Skylights. $1,650 monthly. (631)965-0839

East Hampton Village Fringe Newly renovated! Contemporary convenient to Ocean beaches. 4 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, open floor plan with vaulted ceiling, skylights and fireplace, eat-in-kitchen, 20x50 Heated pool. Annually $70,000. Folio# 4606 Call Amy Unangst 631-334-0552

North Haven Waterviews from 2nd & 3rd story decks - Brand New Construction, Beautifully Hampton Bays: House for Rent. furnished, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, Single Family 2,700 square foot, gourmet kitchen with top of the 2 story, 4 bedroom, 2 bath, half line amenities, 4,000sf. of living renovated basement, washer/ space, fireplace, Heated gunite dryer. No pets. $2,750 plus pool , Crawl to the beach. Annuutilities, first month and security ally $130,000. Folio# 17790. deposit required. Call Call Amy Unangst at 631-905-4243 631-334-0552. HAMPTON BAYS: Magnificent ranch south of highway. Spacious 8 rooms, 2 baths. CAC, 2 car garage. $2,300 631-725-1448

Sag Harbor-Year Round! 4 bdrm, 3 bth, living room with vaulted ceiling and fireplace, pool, and finished basement, year round $60,000. Call Angela Boyer-Stump at 917-207-7777

Jean Carbone Real Estate 61 Montauk Highway Quogue 631-653-4197 Jeancarbonerealestate.com Westhamptoo n - Three bedrooms, one and a half baths, OHA heat $1,800.00/month REMSENBERG 4 bedroom, private flag lot, pool, south of the highway. $2,500 mo. 631-686-6500 SAG HARBOR Studios 1, 2, 3 bedroom houses and apartments available for weekend, weeklyy, monthly, seasonal and long term/ year-round from $800 to $2,500 monthly Owner 631-903-2823 Sag Harbor Village: 2 bedroom, 1 bath apt. in old Federal house, no pets. $1,800 plus utilities. (631)725-1743

Sag Harbor/ Noyac. 2 bedrooms, 1 new bath, granite, stainless steel appliances, Soutt hampton--Year round imwasher/ dryer, fireplace, charmmaculate home. 3Bedrooms/1Bath with fireplace, ing fenced in yard. Walk to Long Year-Round Rentals Beach. $2,200 monthly or deck, yard, garage. MD-LD $20,000 516-359-7272 $2500./month Perfect for college BELLPORT VILLAGE 1 bed- Hampton Country Real Estate professor! Folio 17482 Call 19 Corwith Avenue, room, living room with fireplace. Eleni Prieston at 631-747-1147. Sag Harbor/Noyac. Basement Bridgehampton Historic district. $1,000/ month, apartment, natural light, washer/ 631-537-2000 excluding utilities. dryer access, cedar closet, SouthamptonNorthside Hills www.HamptonCountry.com 631-949-5737 bedroom, kitchen, living room. winner! Over 4,500 sqft of livBridgehampton - Desirable Lo- ing space. Features 5 bdrms, 5.5 Walk to beach. $1,300 monthly East Hampton/ Clearwater includes utilities. 631-252-1131. cation! 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, bths, htd pool and so much more. Beach. Beautifully renovated 3 Living rm w/ fireplace, heated Year Round $125,000. folio bedroom, 2 bath. New kitchen Sag Harbor: 1 bedroom apartpool, garage, outdoor shower & and baths, wonderful yard. Walk deck w/ bbq, private! Memorial 5888 Call Angela Boyer-Stump ment, bath eat in kitchen, living 917-207-7777 to bay beach. $2,400 monthly room. Includes all utilities. Day to Labor Day $41,000. Anunfurnished. (631)418-6715 $1,350 a month. No pets, no nually $51,000. Folio# 19139. Southampton Villa - South of smoking. (631)834-2448 Call Amy Unangst at the Highway: 5,300 sq.ft. of livEast Hampton: Available now! 631-337-0552. ing space, living room, sitting Delightful, light, airy private Southampton Cove. New quiet contemporary tucked into peace- Bridgehampton South- Walk to room, formal dining room, cas1/4 acre. Walk to beach. 3- 4 ful, wooded setting. Midway be- the village, top location!, 4 bed- ual dining area, 2 fireplaces, bedrooms, 2.5 baths, Master tween East Hampton And Sag rooms, 4 baths, htd. gunite pool, eat-in kitchen, 6 bedrooms, 4.5 suite with huge walk-in closet. Harbor. 4 bedroom, 3 baths. baths, a heated pool, tennis, 3 pool house, lush grounds. Energy star appliances. Full Master Jacuzzi, sunny pool, cen- Newly renovated. A must see! car garage and breathtaking pond basement with outside entrance. tral air. fireplace. Photos avail$89,000 annually. Folio#18610. views. Available Annually Lots of storage. $2990/ month or able. $46,000. Call owner $250,000. Folio #2256. Call Call Amy Unangst at MD- LD $22,000. (646)246-7227 Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552. Owner 631-259-2470. 631-334-0552.

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$1,700 per month ITS WORTH A PR R EVIEW! Call broker /owner at (516)647-6700 Southampton Village Mint Condition 3 Bedroom, 3 Bath (large attic), fireplace, double height ceilings, washer/ dryer, indoor sunroom, outdoor deck, ideal location, cul-de-sac, pool, tennis court. Mint condition! 5 minutes from best beaches. (Summer Available). 347-645-3315 cohenjacq@aol.com Southampton Village, 3 bedroom 2 bath, new kitchen, sun room, w/d, private, $2,800 monthly. 516-835-9190 Southampton: A first floor apartment in 100 year old village farmhouse. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, beautiful deck, large yard, $2000 month, plus utilities. 646-831-1567 Wainscott, East Hampton: funished apt near ocean, $20,000 Summer, $24,000 Year Round. 631-537-3068. 212-879-3089. a rtherzog@aol.com

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East Hampton A Little Bit Country, A Little Bit Rock and Roll. Open House: Saturday, March 15. 1 pm to 4 pm. 185 Hog Creek Road. 3 Bedrooms, 2.5 Baths, first floor master, central air, pool. Close to All.. $649,000 516-343-5592.

SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE. 23 Pulaski Ave. 2200 sq ft GUT RENO 4 bed, 5bath. Finished basemt. 3 decks, gas firepl, pool house, Chef's Kitch.Broker's Lunch: Thurs March 13, 12-2pm. OPEN HOUSE: Sat, March 15, 12-2pm. Walk to Jitney, Village, bike to BEACH. $1.7 Mill.NEST SEEKERS INTERNATIONAL. Sabrina Seidner, VP: 917-8059475; Susan Eley : 917-4534081 www.nestseekers.com: WebID# 16588

36 Nidzyn Avenue Remsenburg 1:00PM - 4:00PM Beautiful renovated ranch with open floor plan For more information o r directions, please contact Michael O'Hare at 631-807-0612 QUOGUE EAST WATERFRONT 5 Indian Run, East Quogue OPEN HOUSE MARCH 16 11:30 TO 2:30!! Lovely Lush Laandscaping... Waterfront, InGround Heated Pool. Views Galore! 2 Brs, 2 Baths. Extra Space Availablee. Easy Expansion! WHB Real Estate Jude Lyons 917-921-0597

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EAST MARION BOUTIQUE RESORT MOTEL INN Amazing opportunity on the North fork. 3 Parcels on 5 Acres conssisting of : -24 efficiencies -(6) 1 bedroom apartments -3 bedroom apartment. -Cafe (seats 150), lou unge and Tiki Bar. -20x40 Swimming pool. -Large 3 bay garage. -3 bedroom house with cottage. -10 room B&B with 1 bedroom cottage and garage. Complete package. All newly renovated and furnished. $6.9 Million Principles only 631-765-5595

RIVERHEAD: Restaurant for sale, or rent. 4000 sq. ft. 130 seats, plus bar. Fireplace, fully equipped kitchen. All tables, chairs, piano bar, tableware, glassware. With or without property. Arnold & Arnold. Eddie Arnold. 516-527-0753

Call Gayle Lopata, R.E. 516-443-7055 Hampton Bays Beachfront Co-ops 1 bedroom, 1 bath, Beach and dock space Owner Motivated Hold financing. $169,000 Year round New Co-op 1 Bedroom, Kitchen, Bath Washer/ Dryer, Pool, Dock Completely Furnished $199,000 Corcoran Group 631-728-3900 Exclusive Agent Patricia DeLuca Mobile 631-903-2989 Hampton Bays. 1 bedroom end unit. Affordable summer fun and year round getaway. Pool, deck, tennis and gym. Close to beach $228,500. 917-414-7514. SOUTHAMPTON CONDO Brand new end unit. Master suite/ bath, LR w/ fplc, DR, kitchen, half bath, plus 2 BR full bath. Full basement, CAC, deck, pool. $899,000. Park Ridge Realty 631-7 737-0504 Southampton “The Courtyards” Brand new construction. Approx. 1,900 square feet. Private/Best Locatiion borders nature preserve. 3 bedrooms, 3 baths. Fireplace. Garage. $899,000 917-912-1365

Homes Brown Harris Stevens 120 Front Street, Greenport www.brownharrisstevens.com

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EAST MORICHES Corcoran Group Southampton

4 bedroom, 2 bath waterview cape on 1/2 acre!

~Summer afternoon - summer afternoon; to me those a re the two most beauttiful words in the English language~ Henry James

Fenced yard, living room, great room, dining room, kitchen, full basement, operating skylights, deck, and quiet area.

Water Mill: 5 BR, 5 BTH, professional chef's kitchen, htd. gunite pool, pool house, park-like grounds, perennial gardens, zen/meditation area, custom landscape lighting, separate staff apartment. MD-LD $150,000. IN# 74261 Southampton Village: Rare combination - stroll to ocean, htd gunite pool and tennis court. 4 BR, 3BTH, LR with wet bar, expansive grounds and terracing located on a picturesque and quiet lane. MD-LD $150,000. IN#61362 Southampton Village: Affordable village compound with main house, pool house and guest cottage. Incredible restoration with all modern amenities. 4 BR 3 BTH, LR, DR, Media room. JUL-LD $70,000. IN# 83747 Southampton: Water front 3BR 2BTH designer decorated and immaculate cottage. Dock, deck and just delightful. Short hop to village. MD-LD $35,000 IN# 77457.

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HAMPTON BAYS Brand new custom 1 story. 3 Bedrooms, 2 Baths, country kitchen with granite tops, firepllace, oak flooring, covered porch, decking, garage and basement. Offered $529,000. Meadow Homes Buillder/ Home Renovations 631-728-7000

HAMPTON BAYS 4 bedroom, 2.5 Bath, CAC, built in 2002. Half acre, South of the Highway. Asking $69 95,000 Call Tamara

Distinctive homes for the discerning eye. Joy Ganss-Brady 631.204.2632 joy.ganss@corcoran.com & Rik Kristiansson 631.204.2616 rik.kristiansson@corcoran. com

East Hampton Afordable housing 1983 Double Wide. Manufacured home,54’ x 24’ Orient Restored 1850's Colonial. Lush gardens on 1.65 acres. 3 bedroom, 2 bath, Sunroom. Spacious rooms w/high ceilings, Starting price is $215,000 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths including negotiable 631-871-3358 master. By appointment. Exclu- 631-907-4096 sive #54384 $1,395,000. Mary Ann Bollman 516-458-7566. Orient 4,000 Sq. Ft. Contemporary w/unobstructed Soundviews Professionally landscaped acre w/inground pool. Unobstructed soundviews from GR/dual fireplace, gourmet kitchen/dining area/glass doors to waterview deck. 3+ bedrooms, 2.5 baths. Enclosed porch. Appointment only. Exclusive #30563 $1,200,000. Mary Ann Bollman 516-458-7566.

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631-379-7779 www.outinthehamptons.com Hampton Bays, mobile Home 2 bed , 1 bath, immaculately renovated. Nice size yard 631-594-2063 Hampton Bays: 3 Bed, 2 Bath Contemporary. Great Family or Starter Home. $469,000. Call 516-551-6404, Owner/ Broker. Hampton Bays: It has everything! 3BR, 1 bath, pool, CAC, irrigation, garage, gazebo and mature landscape. $479,000. FSBO (516)381-7143

Homes Hampton Bays: Waterfront, 4 bedroom 3.5 bath, 3300 sq. ft home on bay, sandy beach, tennis, private community on cul-de-sac, asking $1,950,000 visit www.hamptonscoastalrealty.com Co-Exclusive Hampton Bays: Possible mother daughter. Totally Renovated 4 bedroom, 3.5 bath, near bay and ocean $599k, visit www.hamptonscoastalrealty.com Co-Exclusive Hampton Bays: New Construction in Squire Woods, 4 bedroom 2.5 bath on 1 acre in private community with in-ground pool $999,000. Visit www.hamptonscoastalrealty.com Co-Exclusive Hampton Bays: Waterfront, 2 bedroom 1 bath beach cottage on Tiana Bay, .75 acre lot, needs TLC, asking $999K Hamptons Coastal Realty, 631-728-8877 Hamptons Coastal Realty 631-728-8877 or 631-365-3828 Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Avenue, Bridgehampton Tel. 631-537-2000 www.HamptonCouu ntry.com Bridgehampton - New Construction - 5 BR, 4.5 BA, 5,500 sf shingled Traditional on 1 acre with farmviews. Quiet location, custom details, top of the line appliances, heated gunite pool, 2 car garage many extras. Co-Exclusive! $3,495,000. Folio# 15111 Call Lally Mockler at x207 or 516-971-6002 Bridgehampton - Just Listed! circa 1900's 5 BR (including MBR with FP) 4.5 BA Farmhouse on 1 acre. Property is accented by mature landscaping, sweeping lawns and a gunite pool. Exclusive! Reduced to $3,300,000. Call Angela Boyer-Stump 917-207-7777 Bridgehampton - Centrally located, Post Modern, 4 BR (1st floor MBR with FP), 3 BA, large EIK with cathedral ceilings, formal DR, open living room with vaulted ceiling & FP, CAC, Htd pool, outdoor decking & det. garage. Lush landscaping. On private cul de sac, adjoining reserve. Exclusive! $1,500,000. Folio# 15711 Call Gayle Tudisco 917-991-8731 East Hampton - Nature lover's paradise on over 3 private acres. Contemporary 3 BR / 2.5 BA, 2 living rooms, FP, heated pool, det. 2-car garage. Exclusive! $1,350,000. Folio# 17425 Call Angela Boyer-Stump 917-207-7777 m pton -Charming Bridgeham Traditional- 4 BR, 2.5 BA on 1/2 acre. Located conveniently in Bridgehampton with open Kitchen/Dining/Living area. Perfect for a small family or couple who love to entertain. Room for pool and garage. Exclusive! $940,000. Folio# 15604 Call Rob Camerino 631-902-6637 or Amy Unangst 631-334-0552

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Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Avenue, Bridgehampton Tel. 631-537-2000 www.HamptonCou u ntry.com

Jean Carbone Real Estate 61 Montauk Highway Quogue 631-653-4197 Jeancarbonerealestate.com

East Hampton- 3,200sf. Post Modern set on private road close to village. First floor Master Suite with stunning private bath & FP. Top of the line Gourmet kitchen, library, FDR & LR with FP. Second floor features Junior MBR & 2 add'l BRs & BA. 2 car garage & 550sf. bonus room. Gunite pool & spa. Mahogany decking. Exclusive! REDUCED! $1,350,000. Folio# 16089. Call Anthony Hayes 516-768-8037

Quiogue - New to Market and won't last - Totally renovated country cottage with two bedrooms and one bath and large deck and plenty of room for expansion all on 1.1 acres. $445,000.00 Exclusive.

East Hampton Builder's Own Custom designed home offers 4,000sf. of gracious living & entertaining space. 5 BR, 5 BA, LR with FP, vaulted ceilings, bamboo flooring throughout, professional kitchen, separate guest quarters, 2.5 car garage, heated pool, enclosed porch with spa, full basement, CVAC and much more. Exclusive! $1,750,000. Folio# 13969 Call Anthony Hayes 516-768-8037 Sag Harbor - Easy living Open and airy, 2,000 sq. ft. turnkey one level home on quiet Sag Harbor cul de sac. Situated on shy 2 acres with 3 BR, 2 BA, large deck, beautiful stone FP, CAC, plenty of room for pool and future expansion. Backs up to preserve, very private. Only minutes from village and beaches. Co-Exclusive! $1,299,000. Folio#15302 Call Rob Camerino 631-902-6637 or Amy Unangst 631-334-0552 Southampton North Sea Waterfront 3 BR, 3 BA, living room with FP, 2 decks with gorgeous views, lovely gardens. $1,550,000. Folio# 19047 Call Amy Unangst 631-334-0552 Shelter Island - New Construction! 4 BR, 3.5 BA on 1 acre with private pond. Permits for pool in place. Large Great Room with FP, EIK w/ Top of the line appliances & fixtures, 2-zone CAC, two-car garage, enclosed porch, private beach access & community tennis! Offered at $1,795,000. Folio# 18868 Call Amy Unangst 631-334-0552

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631-874-5400 Westhampton Beach - New Construction in the village. 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, swimming pool, screened-in porch, granite countertops, stainless steel appliances, bonus room... Co-Exclusive Asking $1,195,000 Westhampton Waterfront- 6 bedrooms, 5 full baths, 2 half baths, state of the art kitchen, service area, heated gunite pool, 2 car garage and catwalk to floating dock all on two acres of property asking price $3,299,000.00 Co-Exclusive MacLeod Retirement Communities. 3 great locations near beaches, fishing, golf, shopping. New, resale manufactured homes. F ree brochure. 800-2 268-2252

Homes North Fork/Baiting Hollow

Waterfront. Views of LII Sound. Wet bar, Gas fireplace, Heated Inground pool, Waterfall. 4BR, 3BA, LR, DR, EIK. Reducedd 200K to $1,450,000 Low taxes! Owner 631-930-6209

Phillips BEACH Realty (631)-288-2300

MONTAUK MANOR 3 BR, 2 Bath, Large Kitchen/ Dining Area, Terrace.

Westhampton Beach www.phillipsbeach.com Quiogue

Walk to LIRR, 5 minutes to Town and Beach. Indoor/ Outdoor Pools, Tennis Courts, Spa, Fitness Center, Restaurant.

Starter home,

Homes REMSENBURG 4 bedroom, 2.5 Bath, Pool on 1.2 acres, South of the Highway. Asking $900,000 Call Tamaa ra

631-379-7779 www.outinthehamptons.com Sag Harbor: Affordably priced Cozy cottage. Pine Neck near bay beach & Cromer's Market. 2/3 BR, 1 BA, outside shower, fireplace, electric heat, "new" roof, renovated mud/ bedroom. Town water. Great starter home. $479,000. Mike 631-834-3511 Sag Harbor:Stroll to the water from this 4 bedroom/ 2 bath cottage with sun deck, in a waterfront community with deeded beach and mooring rights. Situated on 1/4 acre. Motivated seller. Asking $595,000 call 347-672-6725 SOUTHAMPTON

3 bedroom, 2 bath Full Basement

Shiinnecock Hills - Private Hideaway! Multi-level contemporary, upper deck waterviews, open living, fireplace, 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, central air, 2-car garage, decks, heated pool and hot tub. Exclusive $799,000 Southampton - Sparkling Condo! Feels like a house on 74 rolling acres with pond, gazebo, pool, tennis. Vaulted ceiling, fireplace, sunroom, 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, central air, deck, garage. Exclusive $639,000

East Hampton - Northwest Newly renovated

7,000 Sq. Ft. Home plus finished basement on 5+ Acres in Private Gated Community. 8 Bedrooms (2 master suites), 8.5 Baths, Jacuzzi, Media room, Viking Kitchen w/ Granite tops throughoout, Eat-in. Library, fireplace, Central air, 2 wet bars. Sound system throughout. P rofessionally Lann dscaped. Upper and Lower Mahogany decking, 20X40 heated gunite pool with hot tub, all-weather tennis court, recreation area, media room, staff quarters. 3-Car Heated Garage. MD-LD $225,000. For sale $5.3 3 million

t raditional, 3br / 2.5bath Chef's kitchen, lots of

Tara Jean Associates, Inc. Real Estate 631 726-5600 516-317-0346 cell 516-510-4017 cell

beaches, on reserve. Westhampton Beach

WESTHAMPTON Now $825,000

First Offering, Condo Waterfront with dock, pool

Southampton Village Heart-of-Town Choice Location! Two-story cottage midst vintage charmers, fireplace, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths plus garage with 1 bedroom, 1 bath legal apartment. Co-Exclusive $1,195,000

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$450,000.

Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton 631/283-8100 www.morleyagency.com

Southampton Village 3 Bedroom (or option for 4), 3 Bath townhouse, pool, tennis court. Mint condition! Low maintenance & taxes. Sale or rent (option to buy). 347-645-3315 cohenjacq@aol.com

Fabulous media room plus

$349,999 IN N#30243

Excclusive: DJK Residential B. Fiorino 347-672-2010

Southampton Village For Sale by Owner 2 bedroom, 1 bath Full basement, CAC, detached 2-car garage. $11,330,000 631-283-5215

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Wooded half acre

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2 bedroom, 2.5 bath $599,000 IN #55100

3,000 Square Foot House

(was $995,000)

on 1 Acre. By owner 631-338-8455

4 bedroom, 1 Bath, on one acre, South of the Highway. Asking $900,000 Call Tamara

Totally Renovated Westhampton South-of-highway 4 bedroom, 3 bath heated pool, pond $699,000. IN#52316

4 bedrooms, 2 baths 800 square foott master suite Eat in kitchen with stainless steel appliances.

Wee sthampton 4 bedroom pool, hot tub $835,000 IN#52880 Westhampton Beach 83 feet Oceanfront 4 bedroom, 2.5 bath $1,895,000. IN#52315.

2 wood burning fireplaces. Room for poool and garage Borders on 180 acre reserve $699,000. Also available for rent:

Remsenburg Waterview, 3 acres 3 bedrooms, 3 bath gunite pool, pool house $2,799,000 IN#49509

Yearly @ $3,000 a monthh Owner 516-770-8754 filons@aol.com

Sweetbriar Real Estate Southampton, 631 283 7447 www.sweetbriarrealestate.com EAST QUOGUE OCEANFRONT Just shy 3 acres, including separate bayfront lot .Magnificent 4,000 plus sq. ft. 5 bedrooms, 4.5 baths. Adjoins reserve Motivated seller. $ 6,700,000. Southampto o n Village-Legal Multi Family Short walk to the ocean Shy half acre lot 7 bedrooms 4.5 baths, office 3 car garage. $ 2.39M Shinnecock Best Value -WAterview Half Acre Spacious 2 bedroom, 2 bath Fireplace, 2 car garage. Motivated Seller $ 459,000.

631--379-7779 www.outinthehamptons.com LUXURY INVESTMENT PROPERTY IN WESTHAMPTON BEACH Newly built, beautiful 5 bedrooms, 4 marble baths Post Modern with heated pool. Already rented for Summer 2008. Close to ocean and town $1,695,000 Call for Virtual Tour. Call 917-301 1-2416 or 917-359-4991 Westhampton Beach Oceanfront: 5 bedroom, 3baths Maintenance free, almost new $2M. MD- LD $65,000 Owner 914-646-1587

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REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Land Brown Harris Stevens 31855 Main Road Cutchogue www.brownharrisstevens.com Nassau Point Wooded Acre With Possible Waterviews Beautiful wooded lot in prime area. One plus acre with possible waterviews. #00368 Exclusive $599,000. Stanley Karanewski 631-734-2954E East Hamp p ton Clearwater Beach Cleared half acre with private beach and marina rights. $499,000 For Sale Byy Owner 917-971-7772

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Land Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Avenue, Tel. 631-537-2000 www.hamptoncountry.com Southampton Introducing vacant land opportunities! For a limited time, only 2 builder ready half acre lots in Southampton Meadows are being offered at $550,000 each. Be the first to take advantage of this first and only offering in this price point! Call Angela Boyer-Stump 917-207-7777

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Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Avenue, Tel. 631-537-2000 www.hamptoncountry.com Bridgehamptt on - 6 acre wooded lot in desirable location. Co-Exclusive. Folio# 3789 $2,500,000. Call Joe Gaites at 631-537-2000 Ext. 204. Sag Harbor -.25 acres; permits in-hand. Build you dream home. Exclusive $465,000. Folio# 3697 Call Hampton Country Real Estate at 631-537-2000. Sag Harbor -Half mile to village, .60 acres, Room for house, pool & garage. Exclusive $599,000. Folio# 17648 Call Eleni Prieston at 631-747-1147.

Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Avenue, Shinnecock South Waterfront Tel. 631-537-2000 with permits, beautiful pond & www.hamptoncountry.com ocean views. Exclusive Bridgehamptt on Waterfront - 1 $1,100,000. Folio# 3745 Call Joe acre, 150ft. frontage, Build your Gaites at 631-537-2000 Ext. 204. dream home, permits in place! $2,950,000. Folio# 3762. Call Jean Carbone Real Estate. Joe Gaites at 631-537-2000 Ext. 61 Montauk Highway 204 Quogue 631-653-4197 Bridgehampton - 7.5 acres, Jeancarbonerealestate.com Build your own private estate! Reduced! Co-Exclusive Quogue - South of Quogue $2,500,000. Folio# 3145 Call Joe Street, _ of an acre in prime Gaites at 631-537-2000 Ext. 204. location, $1,395,000.00

North Fork

RIVERHEAD/ ROLLING WOODS. Ready to build, beautiful wooded 1/2 acre lot. Walk to beach. PRICED TO SELL! (631)929-5870 Sweetbriar Real Estate Southampton, 631 283 7447 www.sweetbriarrealestate.com Shinnecock 1.6 acres , close to the village $ 449,000 firm.

Out Of Town FLORIDA BAL HARBOUR

SOUTH JAMESPORT NEW CONSTRUCTION!

2 story, walk to beach. 4 bedrooms, oak floors, CAC, fireplace, deeck,

Southampton two blocks to the ocean 2 ACRES. Seller entertaining all reasonable offers. Westhampton Beach OCEANFRONT lot Half acre-Prime location $ 2.2M

2.5 baths, full basement, living room, dining room, kitchen and family room. 4 car garage, lo oft.

Wainscott

Permits in place on beautiful .6 acre lot

$549,000.

Walk to Jitney and shops

$825k by owner

BRIAN JONES, P.A. Beachfront Realty, Inc. 305-931-2252 www.CallBrianJones.com

Florida, Naples, Condo, 2 bedroom, 2 bath, cathedral ceiling, pool, lanai, upgrades. $199,990 Owner 631-878-7037

READY TO BUILD

Less than 2 miles to beach

HEIGHT OF LUXURY Spectacular New Construction 4 bedrooms, 4.5 baths, Study, Butler'' s Pantry, Private Exercise & Sauna, Dining, Family Room, Grand Salon 5,262 Sq.Ft. interior. 1,598 terraces Total Residence 6,860 Sq.Ft. Available Now $6,200,000

Owner (631)929-8229 (631)560-1194

917-509-2494

Florida, Naples: Fiddler’s Creek, Gated community with 24 hour security. Over 3000 sq. ft. gorgeous coach home. Club, spa, golf, tennis, dining and fitness center. Decorator furnished. Realtor (Former east end resident) $769,000. 239-784-1288

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Florida: Palm Beach Gardens. Estate on 5 Acres. Built 2001, 5/2.5/2.5, 3900tsf, 1700sf Barn. $994,000 (561)627-7778 Email:taxrene@aol.com

Newly Renovated Ranch-Southampton New Renovated Ranch with 4 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms. Kitchen, Living Room, Open space Living. Great location Close to All. $599,000 F#71752

place, eat in kitchen, dining room, CAC, hardwood floors, brick patio & more....$519,000 Exclusive IN#55801

Surf City North Carolina Top Sail Island. 1 block from beach,Great Vacation Home 4 bedrooms 3 bath Daily flights from Newark or Laguardia to Wilmington. $389,000 910-264-7774 VIRGINIA BEACH One of the top 5 nicest places to live in Virginia Beach ! BEACH HOUSE wiith DEEDED BOAT SLIP HUGE partly wooded lot Subdividable ! For sale by owner Asking $950,000 757-464-6576 Please call between 7-9 pm

Realtor Listings Coldwell Banker Prestigious Properties Southampton 631.283.5400 www.coldwellbankerhamptons.com Best Buy in Southampton Aadorable one bedroom cottage situated on .63 of an acre and has great potential for expansion. There is also a very large two car garage.$550,000 IN#26018 Hampton Bays 2 story 6 bedroom 4 bathroom home.Plenty of parking,attached 1 car garage,with full partially finished basement with separate entrance. View of Peconic bay from master bedroom. $519,000 IN#35011

Secluded ranch- Hampton Bays .79 acre. 3 br/ 2 full baths, Updated kitchen and Master bath. Den, Living room. Detached two car Garage. Two(2) CO'S.. Room For Pool and Expansion... $499,000 IN#55610

Better Than New In Hampton Bays 5 bedroom, 3_ bath home, outside siding, CAC, Living room, family room with fireplace, eat in kitchen, formal dining room, finished basement and so much more. $679,000 Exclusive IN#54307

G reat Opportunity- Southampton 2.5 bath contemporary with water views and fabulous sunsets. There is an excellent kitchen and great room entertainment area. Relax next to a beautifully landscaped heated pool. $819,000. IN#34998

Turn Key Post Modern, East Quogue 3 bedrooms, 1.5 baths plus master suite with jacuzzi tub, crown moldings, formal dining room, mudroom, designer wood burning fireplace with granite mantel, hearth & face, custom maple cabinets. $899,900 Exclusive IN#55595

Open House Sat 3-8-08 & Sun 3-9-08 12:00-3:00 The Villas are privately located in the heart of Southampton Village,456 Old Town Road, Villa 200 Southampton $2,450,000. IN#13442

East Quogue Waterfront 5+ bedrooms, 3 baths, den with fireplace, finished basement, patio, hardwood floors, back yard leading to floating dock, the amenities go on & on.... $1,400,000 Exclusive IN#13765

Coldwell Banker Prestigious Properties East Quogue 631-653-3535 www.coldwellbankerhamptons.com

Coldwell Banker Prestigious Properties East Hampton 631-324-7850 www.coldwellbankerhamptons.com

Fantastic Staa rter House In Flanders Adorable 3 bedroom, 1 bath Ranch with covered patio, pool, fenced yard, alarm system, 2 sheds , wood stove in living room. This property is bordered by 1000 acres of preserved land. $285,000 Exclusive IN#20676

Wainscott South- Rental Two story farmhouse South of the highway in Wainscott. Three bedrooms two and one half baths, master bedroom has a Jacuzzi Heated pool and central air. Living room has fireplace. Kitchen with dining area. Sunny sitting area. YR/RD $80K. MD/LD $65,000. IN#70682

Hidden Secret In Flanders 3 bedroom, 2 bath renovated Bungalow. Enclosed and heated sun porch with a view of the Lagoon. Basement with a heated exercise room and root cellar. This is about as unique as it gets. Hurry Won't Last!!! $339,000 Exclusive IN#13731 Eye Appeal Hampton Bays Hampton Bays Ranch offering 3 bedrooms, 1.5 baths, living room with stone fire-

Out Of Town

Everything Fresh And New Wainscott An opportunity to enjoy a brand new house and furniture within walking distance to Wainscott village with 5 bedrooms, 5 full baths, open living space, 2 car garage, central air, two car garage, and gunite pool. Leave your car in the Hamptons and ride the bus. MD/ LD $75K IN#74244 Outstt anding Custom Traditional Panoramic ocean and bay views from this stunning 5,000 sq. ft. Traditional. Set on 2.2 private acres house boasts 5 bedrooms, 5.5 baths, 2 fpl, 3 car garage, heated pool,hot tub on roof deck. MD/ LD $135K. IN#89424

Out Of Town

Florida, Punta Gorda Waterfront Community

Live in a Marina Price $139,000 and up Please call Cynthia A. Ouellette, Broker Associate Prudential Florida WCI Reall ty 239-851-2216 burntstorewaterfront@comcast.net

Country Chic. Walk to East Hampton Village from this well located two Private Beach- Hampton Bays This story barn-style home overlooking a second floor 2 bedroom apartment horse farm. Custom architect dehas open bay views from the private signed, and built in 2001. The living deck. Offers vaulted ceilings, skyroom has a double height ceiling with light, and gas fireplace. A clubhouse, fireplace, and cozy den/media room. boat dock, bay beach, heated pool and Kitchen with custom cabinetry and tennis are on premises, and the finest professional appliances. The large Hamptons Ocean beaches are minutes master suite has views of the farm away. $311,000 EXCL IN# 26342 and lovely gardens. The master bath features a tumbled marble Jacuzzi Go Green- East Moriches Using Geo bath. The guest wing affords privacy Thermal technology this state of the with a separate staircase, for a total of art home offers 3200 Sq ft of living 3 bedrooms and 3.5 baths. Gunite space. With upgraded moldings and pool, beautiful gardens, all on a pridoors, plus 9 ft ceilings. Fireplace, vate .5 acres. Co-Exclusive. Carol CAC, hardwood and tile floors, gorDavid or JR Kuneth. Price Reduced geous Master Suite all on 3/4 private to $1,695,000. IN#54547. acres that backs to reserve. $699,000 Renovated On Gerard Drive. With EXCL In# 12548 full frontal sunset views over AccaVillage Charmer- Westhampton bonac Harbor, and equally glorious Beach Perfect Mother- Daughter sunrises over Gardiner's Bay. Perfect Home with a separate accessory cotbeach house with 3 bedrooms, 2 tage offers 3 bedrooms, 2 and a half baths, living room, dining room, baths. Renovate or build your dream kitchen, town water, and large deck. in this great location just minutes to Exclusive. David Zazula. $1,295,000. town shopping, restaurants, schools IN#10472. and ocean beaches. Just reduced! Pristine And Private Beach House. $599,000 EXCL In# 54203 Spacious 4 bedroom, 3 bath with CORCORAN lovely grounds. Very private location Amagansett Office in Northwest on generous two- thirds 140 Main Street acre. Big pool, kids play equipment in open sunny back yard. CoEast Hampton Charmer. Mint 3 bed- Exclusive. room, 2 bath traditional. New pool, $1,195,000. IN#52354. hot tub, fireplace. Exclusive $799K WEB# 12151 Martha Perlin East Hampton Village Land. A truly 631.267.7417 magnificent deal on .45 Acres, right in the heart of the Village. Walk to Bridgehampton Office all. Exclusive. Ed Brody. $1,500,000. 1936 Main Street/2405 Main Street Folio#23480. Post And Beam At Edge Of Woods. Newly renovated, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, 1.4 acres + extra bldg. Exclusive $1.45M WEB# 54125 Renee Despins 631.537.4134 Cell 917.439.3404 Hamptons Condo + PT Cruiser. 2 bedrooms, den, 3.5 baths, CAC, heated pool, tennis, low cc. Exclusive $799K WEB# 47780 Renee Despins 631.537.4134 Cell 917.439.3404 Southampton Office 30 Nugent Street/88 Main Street Price Perfect, Pool and Tennis. Good investment. Brand new, large rooms, EIK, custom details, living room with fireplace, den. $2.595M WEB# 54101 Judi Krauss 631.204.2615

Wainscott Contemporary Walk to Wainscott center or bike to beach from this 3 bed, 2 bath contemporary in a very private setting. Master in first floor, fireplace and a pool. MD/ LD $50K. IN#68171

G reat location. Very close to village and beach. Negotiable price. Exclusive $575K WEB# 05586 Mark Schindler 631.723.4433

The Perfect Parcel- Flanders This .7 acre parcel currently has a barn on it and can be used for residential building. It also has a pre-existing non-conforming use as an antique or furniture refinishing shop. Close to both Riverhead and Hampton Bays, this parcel has tremendous potential. $175,000 EXCL In# 5509 Private Waterff ront Condo- Hampton Bays Resort on 5 acres of Shinnecock Bay offers two bedrooms and two baths. EIK, spacious living room and large private patio backing up to woods. Private bay beaches, oversized heated pool, club house with fully equipped fitness center all overlooking beautiful Shinnecock Bay.

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$399,900 EXCL In# 54909

A Diamond In The Woods-Bridgehampton 5 bedroom 4600 square ft. gem. This Hamptons hideaway is situated on 1.2 acres, that is ideal for cocktail parties, bbq's or just lounging around the pool. House is extremely clean and well maintained. MD/ LD $75K. IN#99488

Coldwell Banker Prestigious Properties Westhampton Beach 631-288-0400 www.coldwellbankerhamptons.com

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Westhampton Beach Office 92 Main Street

East Quogue 1.7 acres. 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, CAC, and a pool. Anxious and motivated to sell. Exclusive $849K WEB# 55455 Mark Schindler 516.885.2577 Devlin McNiff Real Estate 3 North Main Street East Hampton, NY 11937 631 324-6100 www.devlinmcniff.com Dramatic Setting. 1.6 cleared acres on elegant St. Regis Court, a street that borders Gardiner's Bay at its most beautiful point, and has Westerly sunset views. Just steps from a sandy bay beach. Adjoins a 1.9 acre town reserve, and is surrounded by magnificent homes. Exclusive. $1,600,000. IN# 05755. Waterfront Land Listing. Gorgeous location on wide water that leads to open Bay. Westward orientation means nightly sunsets. 3/4 acre. Has just come on the market and must be seen. Exclusive. $995,000. IN#05546.

Easy Living Near Bay Beach and Marina. Wonderful home has been completely renovated and is in mint condition. 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths including master suite with large luxury bathroom. Living room with beamed ceiling, office/den. The lovely grounds feature heated pool, hot tub, pool house, brick patios, fountain, and pergola. Circular drive and attached garage for easy access. New Exclusive. $995,000. IN#31215. Lovely New Traditional. On shy half acre in a close-in area of East Hampton's Northwest woods area. Living room with fireplace, kitchen with maple cabinets and granite tops, family room, laundry room, and half bath on first floor. Plus a full four bedrooms and two baths on second floor. Also one car attached garage, covered porch, full basement, cac and central vac. Pool and irrigation system going in. East Hampton SD. Exclusive. Ann Rasmussen. $889,000. IN#44214.

Realtor Listings street, this home consists of 3 bedrooms, full bath, and maximizes living space with an open floor plan including dining area, living area, and kitchen. Plus basement and deck overlooking a spacious and level backyard. Exclusive. JR Kuneth. $495,000. IN#54266. Prudential Douglas Elliman Quogue Office 631.653-6700 http://www.prudentialelliman.com Oceanfront Westhampton Beach • MD- LD $208,000 Best location, swim in the ocean and enjoy this 7 bedroom, 6.5 bath spectacular retreat. immaculate, traditional. In between the bridges in beautiful Westhampton Beach. Exclusive. #251131. Web#H0251131. Oceanfront Masterpiece, Quogue, MD- LD $475,000, July’08 $175,000, August’08 $200,000 On 105 ft of oceanfront. Both ocean and bay views. Custom kitchen flows into dining area, and sunken living room with glass walls to enjoy the ocean view, there is a library with fpl, fully equipped gym, media room. Heated gunite pool, hot tub, and har-tru tennis court. Exclusive. #63966 * Web#H58153 Fabulous Traditionall * Westhampton * $1,299,000 8 room Traditional home with long private driveway. Living room, formal dining room, family room with fpl and French doors to pool area, granite and travertine with red oak kitchen with breakfast area, mud/ laundry room and half bath with beautiful glass wall tiles grace the first floor, 4 spacious bedrooms and 2 baths including the master suite with cathedral ceiling and spa tub complete the home. Wood floors, CAC, igs system, 2 car garage, blue stone slate patio, pool area and lush professional landscaping. Exclusive. #64774 Web#H19274 Luxury Living * Hampton Bays * $1,125,000 This raditional home has open floor plan, large bedrooms,gourmet eik, beautifully detailed bathrooms. Outside deck and patio surround the pool and built in spa, and basketball court adds nice touch to the side yard. Quiet upscale neighborhood makes this house perfect for year round or seasonal enjoyment. Exclusive. #63532. Web #H55186.

Custom Contempory * East Quogue • $999,999 Special home has many customized features. Master bedroom having fpl, and spiral staircase leading to loft lib. /office with balcony, and an adjoining steam room. Open Big Bang For Your Buck. 3 bedroom, 2 bath saltbox charmer on lush floor plan with kitchen opening into dining and living with fpl is perfect 1/2 acre. This home features profesfor entertaining. There are sliding sionally designed landscaping, complete w/ heated swimming pool, deck- glass doors opening to the pool deck. An additional 4brs, playroom and a ing, brick patio, open living space, loft den area. Exclusive * #64280 full basement,garage. Exclusive. Web#H18509 David Zazula. $660,000. IN# 47157. Prudential Douglas Elliman RE Faamily Friendly. Mint condition salt Hampton Bays Office on 1/3 acre in East Hampton. 3 bed631.723.2721 rooms, 2 baths, open living/ dining/ http://www.prudentialelliman.com kitchen area. Plus full basement, large deck. Well located. Room for pool. Calverton * Townhouse * $175,000 Exclusive. Reduced to $629,000. Calverton Hills-Private Gated ComIN#46842. munity At the gateway to the HampAffordable and Well Located. Set on a 1/3 of an acre within the Village of Sag Harbor, is this well cared for, 4 bedroom, 2 bath ranch with living room and eat in kitchen. Finished basement with own bathroom. Nicely priced and ready to sell. Exclusive. JR Kuneth. $595,000. IN#10860.

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tons this two story town home is in move in condition, w/upstairs balcony, two bdrms, 1.5 baths, private deck. 60 min from NYC, 10 minutes to Hamptons, close to Tanger Outlet. Exclusive F#65270 Web #H31264. Riverhead * Starter Home * $225,000 Great home near Rte. 24 circle. Simple home for first time buyer, or income property. Close to town and stores. Exclusive F#65091 Web #H29484

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Quiogue - $4,900,000 Hamptons waterfront estate in one of the most prestigious Westhampton neighbohoods. Traditional estate on 1.5 acres has been renovated to preserve many of original details. The first floor encludes a parlor, living room with a fpl, formal dining room with bay views, butlers pantry, spacious eik and powder room. 2nd floor master suite w/ bath and sitting room has a beautiful view, there are 5 additional bedrooms and 4 baths. Heated pool, floating deep-water dock, detached garage, large garden shed complete this unique property. Very private, close to the Village of Westhampton Beach, . Folio 62503. Westhampton Beach Office (631)288-6244

Eastport - $1,195,000 This 4000 + squ ft home is almost complete. As entering thru the double doors onto the main level is has a spacious foyer, oversized gourmet eik Dining room with fpl, family room with fpl, half bath, laundry room. Second level has two bedrooms with huge closets and bath, master bedroom with fpl his/ her closets, master bath has stall shower, double sinks, and a garden tub. Home is pre wired for camera, sound, Internet, cable and phone with 400 amp underground service. Other amenities include 2-car garage, partially finished basement with fple and approx 15ft ceilings. Floating dock that could occupy 2 boats, . On 1.69 acres. Folio 62854. Westhampton Beach Office (631)288-6244

Westhampton - $990,000 Bright and airy contemporary home on over 1 acre of property located at the end of cul-de-sac.Home features heated pool, tennis court, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, a large eik with new appliances, a spacious entertainment room with an oversized wood burning fpl and finished basement.Private, woodsy, close to everything. Folio 64181. Westhampton Beach Office (631)288-6244

East Hampton.Great house at a fantastic price. 2,600sf farmhouse featuring four bedrooms,and three baths. This impeccable home has a ground floor master suite, an open living area w/ separate dining room, kitchen with breakfast area, oak floors, central vac, second master with separate entrance,garage and room for pool. Great area, convenient both to Sag Harbor and East Hampton,Rental history.Drastically reduced to sell. Web#20486 Co-Exclusive. $850,000

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Hampton Bays Office 631.723.2721 http://www.prudentialelliman.com Hampton Bays * Lovely Ranch * $409,000 This 2 bdrm, 1.5 bths home sits south of the highway within short distance to bay, beach and ocean. Home features heated porch, full basement, 1 car garage. Situated on .32 acres. Exclusive. F#61091. Web #H52025 Hampton Bays Village Living * $595,000 & $624,000 These traditional homes just 2/10 of a mile to town offer a light open floor plan including 3 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, great room, living room with fireplace, formal dining room, mudroom, laundry room, enclosed porch and room for a pool. Exclusive. ##63303. Web #H54914 Hampton Bays * Contemporary * $849,000 Enchanting innovative designed on .90 of an acre completely surrounded in a natural setting with light filtering through glass sliding doors offers open floor plan, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, wood floors, fireplace, Jacuzzi with outdoor shower, detached garage. Exclusive. #58859. Web #HO158859

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Sagaponack Land Two single and separate parcel each with health dpeartment permits in place for Westhampton Beach - $1,675,000 Southampton Land Opportunity Pri- house, pool and tennis. Bike to the ocean, Sagg General Store, and to the Newly renovated spacious, bright vate and wooded 1.3 acre retreat only Contemporary home on 1 acre propvineyard. Web#05411 and #05272. minutes from Southampton village, erty with 2 separate living areas feaEXCLUSIVE. Three acre parcel at ocean, ponds and bays. Room for 5 tures 6 bedrooms, 4 baths, eik with all $1,650,000. Two acres parcel at appliances, formal dining room, den/ Hampton Bays - $395,000 Resortbedroom house, pool, cabana and $1,700,000. Web#05411 and #05272 office, recreation room, full baselike condominium complex with over generous gardens. $550,000 Folio ment, loft, cac, town water. With 425 ft of newly bulkheaded frontage East Hampton. For you dream home 344701 Contact: Thomas Knight, o) amenities such as an 18x36 heated vi- directly on the water's edge of Shinin the Hampton's. 3.2 acres with pernyl pool, Har-Tru Tennis, and Bas631.204 2746, c) 917.468.1889 necock Bay. Newly listed property is ketball court. Walk to village, bike to mits for two legal certificates of occubeach, and private beach access. Bri- 2 bedroom, 2 full bath upper unit, sinpancy. Plenty of room for spacious TOWN AND COUNTRY RE gle level apt, featuring 910 sq. ft. of dle Path neighborhood. Folio 57958. home,pool, pool house and tennis THE STOECKER TEAM Westhampton Beach Office living space with beachy, Hamptons Bill Stoecker & Jen Wilson court. Sub-division possibilities. (631)288-6244 designer touches. Freshly painted in631-324-8080 ext.20/ext.43 Web#55554 Exclusive. $2,899,000 terior and new Sisal carpet. Common 516-818-4904/631-219-2771 Westhampton Beach - $429,000 features include a large, bayside, With a 15x20 ft private deck that Renovated with Harborview. Just a overlooks Main Street, this 2 bedin-ground pool with clubhouse, com- East Hampton Turn-key 4-bedshort drive to the Village of East room, 1 bath, top floor apartment is t munity room and fully equipped, ex- rooms, 2.5 baths homes offering livHampton this home has been totally ideal location as an all season resiercise room with full weight and car- ing room with fireplace, open renovated to a very high standard. dence with easy access to ocean kitchen, formal dining room, family dio areas tDesignated parking is Light-filled, large open plan living beaches, shopping, dining and enterroom enclosed by French doors perarea with sunken bar and seating, Art tainment. Under 2 hours to NYC. Pet available. Low annual taxes of fect for office, and finished basement. $2,353 and monthly maintenance fees friendly!! Monthly maintenance Deco theatre in basement, gym, lush Just minutes to East hampton Village $517, annual taxes $1,013.56. Folio of $473. Property condominimized in landscaping and heated pool. and set on .75 acres with heated pool. 58079. Westhampton Beach Office 2005. Folio 63211. Westhampton Web#49897 Exclusive$1,950,000 Web#25190 Exclusive. $1,295,000 (631)288-6244 Beach Office (631)288-6244

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Wainscott Opportunity. Very sweet traditional 2 story house. 3 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, formal dining room and double height living room with fireplace. Full basement and garage. Sits on a shy acre adjacent to a reserved area, ensuring privacy. Exclusive. Katia Delouya. $950,000. IN#55826.

Easy One Level Living Near Beach and Marina. Wonderful home in mint condition. 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths including master with luxury bathroom. Living room with beamed ceiling plus office/den. Heated pool, hot tub, poolhouse, patios, fountain, and pergola. Exclusive. $995,000. IN#31215.

Owner Wants To Move On. This home features a living room with fireplace and built-in bookcase, which opens to the dining area and large kitchen. 3 bedrooms, new baths. Pool, large deck, beautifully landscaped 1/3 acre. Exclusive. Katia DeLouya. $635,000. Internet #48595

Northwest Value! 2,200 s.f. traditional built in 2005. 4 bedrooms, open plan dining/living area. kitchen with granite tops, living room with fireplace and family room. Plus garage. Room for pool on half acre. Exclusive. Ann Rasmussen. $889,000. IN#44214.

Sag Harbor Village. Set on 1/3 of an acre within the Village limits of Sag Harbor. Well cared for ranch with 4 bedrooms and 2 baths plus living room and eat-in kitchen. Finished basement with its own bathroom. Exclusive. JR Kuneth. $595,000. IN#10860.

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WALK TO THE MOVIE THEATRE and shopping from this charming 2 BR, 2 BA home located steps from the Village. Situated on .25 acre with a garage and plenty of room for a pool. It features plenty of closets, a living room w/wood burning fireplace, and an eat-in-kitchen. There is a basement and a separate entrance on the side of the house. IN# 55463 $1,225,000.

SET BACK FROM THE ROAD this perfectly placed contemporary saltbox has 3 bedrooms, master bedroom on first floor, kitchen, finished basement & a great room with double sliding doors leading onto a generous deck overlooking lush landscaping & heated pool surrounded by bluestone. Close to beautiful Clearwater Beach! IN#53011 EXCLUSIVE $635,000.

UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY. This cottage is set in a private community within 400 feet of the ocean. It features a living room w/fpl, a kitchen, and a bedroom all leading to a patio surrounded by mature plantings. The maintenance of all common grounds as well as Town and Village taxes are included in the fee. IN#52704 Well priced at $895,000.

THIS ADORABLE ONE STORY TRADITIONAL is in a very private setting & only a short walk to the beach. Entirely renovated this light, breezy traditional has 3 BR's, 2 BA's, new pine floors, new heating, kitchen w/all new appliances complemented w/new French doors leading out to a screened porch. IN# 21320 EXCLUSIVE NEW PRICE $595,000.

WALK TO VILLAGE from new Traditional with 4 ensuite BRs including master w/fpl and marble bath, eat-in chef â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s kitchen, FDR and library/media room. Heated gunite pool and finished lower level with rec room, wet bar and bath, plus garage and first-floor laundry. Extensive detailing and fine workmanship. IN#25326 $3,300,000.

EXCELLENT CONTEMPORARY near residents-only bay beach and marina offers 4 bedrooms, 2 baths, heated pool, outdoor shower, wrap-around deck, plus open kitchen/dining area off spacious living room with fireplace. Lots of improvements. IN# 54263 Excellent condition. $749,000.

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