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When the GPS Takes You to Shelter Island Bloodbath on the OnStar 4. North OnVixen Fork 3 Reasons to Toast
A.OnStud Deer in Trouble B.HomeMama Path to Safety Page 27Drops C. Food D. White Flag Medical?
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What Goes Up Must Come Down A. Cell Towers B. Satellites
Greenport Brewing Co.
1. New Brewpub 2. New Tasting Room Fearsome Phrase Face-Off of the Week 3. New Beer Garden
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C. Balloons D. Ocean Temperature
“Polar Vortex Plunge” Vs “Cheesepocalypse” Page 14 page 15
Get more reasons to raise a pint on page 29
Stuff Happening Over the Winter
page 17 1. Telephone Poles 2. Manslaughter Plea 3. Swan Lawsuit 4. 7-Eleven in Amagansett
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Weather Ignorance
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A. Daytona Evacuated B. Best Disasters on TV C. Accurate Forecasts D. Sturm und Drang
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People who really love the Hamptons go for a vacation in the Hamptons in the winter. Those who live in Sag Harbor head out to oceanfront resorts in Montauk in March to enjoy the howling but brisk winter storms. Those who live in Montauk head out to cottages in cutesy Westhampton Beach and the snowshoe scene. Those in Westhampton Beach head for Mecox and the iceboating. Those in Mecox often go to East Hampton to participate in the winter deer count, those in East Hampton go to Southampton to enjoy the “big city” feel of that town and those in Southampton head for the peace and quiet of Napeague for sleigh riding on the Walking Dunes. Those in Bridgehampton go nowhere, ever. Why leave? -- DR 5.
What’s cooking?
Hottest Hamptons
Home Extras
1. Wine Cellars 2. Elevators 3. Movie Theaters 4. Butler’s Quarters page 48
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Holidays to
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Mar 07: National Crown Roast of Pork Day
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Winter vacations
A. Salmon Sliders B. Angus Burgers C. Carmelized Onions D. Gooey Cheese E. Rachael Ray
Mar 08: be nasty day mar 09: Panic day mar 10: middle name pride Day mar 11: Johnny appleseed Day Find reasons to celebrate every day at Events.DansPapers.com
Quote of the week: “The Fireside Sessions shall burn again when the days grow shorter and the lone buoy bell rings in the cold winter harbor. Till next year! Peace. Out.” — Nancy Atlas
Relive all the excitement of this winter’s hottest local concert series, the Nancy Atlas Fireside Sessions, at DansPapers.com