Dan's Papers Mar. 7, 2008
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Dir: 27 East, left on Lumber Ln, left on Scuttlehole, right on Brick Kiln Rd, right into the Fair Hills sub-division (end-house on right) Circa 1915. The updates have only enhanced the original charm of this 1915 Trad. 3 br, 3 bth gem complete with white picket fence. You'll enjoy the expansive green lawn and htd pool, and pool house complete with full bth and wet bar. This home combines old world charm with modern conveniences. #63352. This well constructed home offer 3-4 brs 2.5 bths, formal LR w/fpl, formal DR, den and large country kit. Just 1/10 of a mile from the village. Excl. Web#55690. Dir: Montauk Hwy to Ponquogue Ave. Travel south to Fanning Ave., East to 1st cul-de-sac approx. 150ft., On north side of road. SHINNECOCK 5br, 3bth home on a pvt .85 acres filled with mature landscaping, room for tennis. Totally turn-key. New heating, central air, new kit and updated bths and htd pool. Excl. Web#HO153375. Dir: West on Hill St into Montauk Hwy, right on Sugarloaf, left on Highland. Classic cedar cottage 3 blocks from ocean features 3 brs and 2 bths on a bright sunny lot. Great condition and room for expansion and pool. Excl. #247698 Web#H15378. Dir: East on Hampton Road, right on Little Plains, house on left. Just Reduced. Charming 1935 traditional home with fabulous open waterviews. On the north Sea Creek. Town permits for 6' x 20 ` floating dock with catwalk. 4 brs, 1.5 bthrooms, and original fireplace. Has all the charm of times long gone. Needs a little TLC. Priced to sell Dir: Montauk Hwy East To North Sea Road To Noyack Road Make Left On Shore Road. SOUTHAMPTON Traditional gem in the heart of the Hamptons featuring 5br, 6.5bth, OHA heating, central air and fireplace. 1 acre of lush and natural landscaping that surrounds the htd pool. Excl. #57820 Dir: Mtk Hwy East to BHSag Harbor Tpk, left on Lumber Ln, left on Scuttlehole Rd, right on Brick Kiln, right on Fair Hills Ln, left on Shady Path. SpaciousColonial.NewConstruction. 3,200 sq.ft. home featuring 4 brs, 2.5 bths with lots of living space. In a great location. #58346. Dir: 27 East to Springs Fireplace Road follow road for 2 miles and make a left on to Harbor Boulevard. House on right. Ranch features 2 brs, 1.5 bths south of the highway within a short distance to bay beach and ocean. Full bsmnt, 1 car garage. Situated on .32 acres. Excl. Web#H52025. Dir. Montauk Hwy to Ponquogue Ave. Make left onto Bay Ave East., right onto Huckleberry Lane, travel to #25. Classic Southampton village home, minutes from ocean and shopping, 4 brs, 2.5 bths, LR, 2 fireplaces, formal DR, den overlooking large deck on beautifully landscaped yard, bsmnt and 2-car garage. Excl. #63883 Web#H55772. Dir: Main Street, left on Meeting House Lane, right on Little Plains Road, left on Old Town Crossing. Newly constructed Traditional home, close to the village borders reserve. 2,800 sq.ft., 4brs, 2.5bths, 2 fireplaces, EIK, LR and formal DR. Rear patio overlooks gunite pool. Just staged. Excl. #58843. Dir: Left on Bridge-Sag Harbor Tpk., right on Woodruff Ln, right on Tansey Ln. Charming New Construction. 3 br, 2.5 bth home with gracious wraparound porch on .51 of an acre with room for a pool. A unique opportunity. #53086. Dir: Dir: 27 east to Springs Fireplace Road drive about 2 miles road is on your left. Turn on to Harbor Boulevard. House on right. SAGAPONACK On approx. 3.4 acres. Historic 1840's barn offering 5,000-+ sq.ft. of open spaces with exposed beamed ceilings, wide plank floors, fpl and walls of glass. Excl. Web#H55639. Dir: Montauk Hwy East, right on Sagaponack Main St (Sagg Main), across from Loaves & Fishes. Magnificentnew6,150sq.ft.homehas 5 brs, 5 bths, 2 half bths and features 1st floor master suite, gourmet kit., formal DR, heated gunite pool with spa, outdoor shower and built-in grill. Co-Excl. #56273 Web#HO156273. Dir: East on Montauk Hwy, left on Deerfield Rd., left on Middle Line Hwy, right on Southampton Hills Ct., left on West Hills Ct. In the heart of the village, this cottage features 4 brs, 3 bths and gourmet kit. overlooking dining area that opens to a pergola-covered mahogany deck. Second-floor en suite master has its own sun deck. Hardwood flooring throughout; also central air and vac. Estate-quality landscaping defines the elegant, heated gunite pool. Exquisite details abound throughout this pristine residence. Co-Excl. Web#H54459. Dir: South on Main Street, left on Meeting House Lane, house on left. WATER MILL On 1.2 acres of lush landscaping. South of the highway, 1.5 miles to Flying Point Beach and closer still to Mecox Bay. 5 brs, 4.5 bths, central air and fireplace. Secluded overlooking a reserve. Co-Excl. Dir: Montauk Hwy to Cobb Rd, right onto West Cobb Rd, right onto Stephen Halsey Path. #33809 FLANDERS Unique Beachfront Gem presents rare opportunity. 3 brs, 2 bths, wood floors, fireplace, all newly renovated, smell the sweet salt air & bbq `s on your sundeck or go for a swim steps away, water views from almost every angle in your home 1-car garage, deeded dock rights, amazing sunsets every night...don't miss out on this rare opportunity to feel like your on your own island on the beach. Dir: Flanders Road (Rte. 24) to Longneck Blvd. Travel north to end, make right onto Fantasy Drive to #40. EAST HAMPTON Impeccably built traditional has 4 spacious brs and 3 full bths. Beautiful kit. with all new appliances. High ceilings and skylights. LR with new fireplace and french doors that lead to the outside deck overlooking the Koi Pond and specimen trees. Custom made windows and window treatments, new light fixtures, and custom made entertainment units throughout. Close to town. #64957. Renovated home with 5br, 5bth, central vac/air, den/library, LR with fpl, full finished bsmt, htd pool, Har-Tru tennis and storage shed. Close to Wolffer Vineyards. Web#HO147835 SAG HARBOR 6,500 sq.ft. custom home built by renowned Curto Builders. 6 generously sized brs, 5.5 luxury bths, prof. French country kit. with granite countertops, Sub Zero refrigerator and Wolf stove. Web#H50444 2-story traditional-style home. 6,000 sq. ft., 5 brs, 6.5 bths, formal DR, prof.-grade kit., lib. and full bsmnt. Central air, 4 fpls, and 2-car gar. with a 1,200 sq. ft. of unfinished, loft-space above. 1.26 acres of landscaping surround the htd gunite pool. #50747. Dir: Montauk Highway East, left on Deerfield Road, left on Roses Grove, right on Middle Line, left on Southampton Hills Court. Classic, Hampton-style home with cottage featuring great master suite with fireplace and plasma wall unit, 2 additional brs plus a 2 br cottage making 5 brs and 4 full bths, formal DR, family room with fireplace, quiet yard and room for pool. It is really a turn-key beach house. Also available for 2008 summer rental @ $55,000. Excl. #63189 Web#H54576. Dir: East on Hampton Road, left on Osborne Avenue, #44. South of the highway. 2-story traditional 1 street over from Calf Creek & Mecox Bay. Renovated with 5brs, 4bths, country kit., sitting room, 3 fpls, gunite pool and more. Pvt community dock w/deeded boat access. Excl. #62539. Dir: 27 East to Montauk Hwy, right on Mecox, right on Narod Blvd. HAMPTON BAYS Newly-built Mediterranean-inspired luxury home of almost 4,000 sq.ft. in waterfront community. 4 brs and 5 bths, professional kit., 3 fireplaces and cathedral ceilings grace the interior. Prof. landscaping surrounds htd gunite pool with bluestone terrace, waterfall, barbecue, outdoor fpl and pool house with bsmnt. #62692. Bayfront home features 5 brs, 2 bths in main house, and 2 brs, 1 bth in guest quarters, LR with vaulted ceiling. DR with sliding doors leading on to deck, Kit., office. Views from everywhere in the house! With Shinnecock Bay beach access and your own Private Dock. Web#H0115325 The living is easy in this 4,200 sq. ft. post modern with cathedral ceiling family room, spacious LR and DR, 5 brs, 4 bths, EIK with sliders to deck and patio, bonus room over garage with separate entrance and permit in place for pool. Excl. #52933. Dir: County Rd. #39, north on North Magee St. to #340. WESTHAMPTON Nature and architecture blended to spectacular effect in this newly constructed condominium complex. Design, quality and amenities surpassed only by the magnificent views. Ten oversized bayfront townhouse units, each a fresh interpretation of the Hamptons shingled beach home. New top-ofthe-line construction! Three brs, three and one-half bthrooms, 2,800 sq. ft. of living space plus 1,400 sq. ft. of decking, garage and bsmnt space. State-of-the-art gourmet kit., 2 fireplaces, walk-in closet in master suite, hot tub on top level deck. The complex features a fully-equipped private marina with 28 boat slips, heated gunite pool, clubhouse and fitness room and a private right of way to the most spectacular spot on the ocean beach. Turn-key home close to Indian Wells and beaches. Immaculate 3/4 br home with den off of the open living area, fpl, spacious and well equipped kit. that has French doors leading out to landscaped pool area with brick patio and pergola. Must see. Excl. #64798. Dir: East on Town Lane, left on Abraham's Path, left on Talkhouse Walk, right on Issac's Path. These traditional homes just 2/10 of a mile to town offer a light open floor plan including 3 brs, 3 bthrooms, great room, LR with fireplace, formal DR, mudroom, laundry room, enclosed porch and room for a pool. Excl. Web#H54914. Dir. Montauk Highway to Ponquogue Ave, South to Fanning Ave., East to 1st Cul-de-sac approx. 150 ft. on the north side of road. 2.4 very pvt acres bordered by preserve. 6 en suite brs and 1 half bth, first floor master suite with office. Grand foyer, formal DR, gourmet kit., large deck, htd pool and 2-car gar. Excl. Web#H55003. Newly renovated Hampton Traditional in the heart of the Village. Includes 4 brs, 4.5 bths, media room and meditation room. Master br on 1st floor with bth. 3 additional brs with bths on 2nd floor. Cozy kit. with all new appliances and connects to a sunroom. Solar heated pool and large private deck. Excl. #60995 Dir: Montauk Highway East, right on North Sea Road (by Gulf Station), left on Willow, left on North Main St, before RR tracks, right onto Powell Avenue. This well-built home has 2 brs, 2 bths, LR, kit., finished bsmnt w/hot tub and garage. Attic could be converted to 2 brs. Located in the heart of the village and priced to sell. Excl. #60619 Web#H51238. Dir: East on Hampton Road, left on Elm Street. 2-story home built in 2000 and features 4 brs, 4.5 bths, full bsmnt and fpl. Master is on 1st floor. Heated pool on .60 pvt acre. Excl. #54894 Be the first to live in this 2-story traditional home with 5brs, 4bths and gunite pool. Ready for the summer. Co-Excl. Web#HO158995. Dir: East on Hampton Road, left on Elm Street, right on Pelletreau. Nestled among birches in a private community with tennis and close to all is this lovely, light-filled home with wide plank floors and cathedral ceilings, fireplace, large windows, 2 decks and beautiful finishes throughout. Excl. #62083 Web#H53046. Dir: CR 39 to Shrubland/Sebonac Rd and turn into Cold Spring Fairways at sign FOR BEAUTIFUL INVESTMENTS P RU D E N T I A L E L L I M A N COM LONG ISLAND M A N H AT TA N B R O O K LY N QUEENS THE HAMPTONS f 1044923 NORTH FORK �2006. An independently owned and operated member of Prudential Real Estate Affiliates, Inc. is a service mark of Prudential Insurance Company of America. Equal Housing Opportunity. All material presented herein is intended for information purposes only. While, this information is believed to be correct, it is represented subject to errors, omissions, changes or withdrawal without notice. All property outlines and square footage in property listings are approximate. 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VOLUME XLVII NUMBER 48 March 7, 2008 Your Complete Satisfaction is Guaranteed!! Calll for Appointments r 1-800-646-4755 � 631-324-8299 Contents 13 Obama's Secret Battling for Votes in Texas from a Southampton Oceanfront Mansion Grumman's Revenge A Snub 20 Years Ago in Riverhead Bites Back at Boeing in Seattle UPSCALE BILLBOARD ADS AVAILABLE AT EH AIRPORT The Buck Stops Here Rich or Poor, it Matters Not at All at the Zoning Board of Appeals DWARF LUGGAGE THIEVES STRIKE AGAIN IN SWEDEN A Plan for Shelter Island Shall the Ram's Head Inn be Transformed into a Big Drug Rehab? LOCALLY GROWN EAST END HMO GOES BANKRUPT THE HAMPTON SUBWAY NEWSLETTER Jessica Lange as Big Edie First the Documentary, then the Broadway Show, Now the Movie HAMPTON TRADITION XXVII -- STRONG'S MARINE Lobstering Why are there Hard Times Ahead for the East End Lobstermen? 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WEEKLY FEATURES Art Commentary Classified Dan's North Fork Dining Log Err, a Parent Garden at Rock Cottage Gordin's View 57 76 36 56 49 62 35 Green Monkeys Hampton Jitney Honoring the Artist Letters To Dan Mini Movies Police Blotter Service Directory 22 30 57 63 52 63 64 Sheltered Islander Shop `til You Drop Side Dish Silvia Lehrer Cooks South O' The Highway Twentysomething When in Manhattan 30 46 54 55 14 29 45 Select locations and dates. Call for Details. 1044538 This issue is dedicated to the memory of Guy-Jean de Fraumeni, our wonderful movie critic and host. DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 7 www.danshamptons.com DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 8 www.danshamptons.com Living with HIV isn't easy... Getting help is! Get connected to the best doctors for you Learn about HIV treatment choices. 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This winter got off to a rather mild start and slowed our equipment sales. To make matters worse, the months of January, February, and March are normally slow anyway, but this year there are usually slow. So, I decided to create a buying incentive to hopefully drive enough business so they I can keep my entire staff busy until things pick up as they usually do in the spring. How I Created a Win-Win Scenario I went to one of my manufacturers and made a purchase commitment of 47 heating and cooling systems. And because of the time of year and them being slow if their contractors are slow, I was able to buy them at drastically reduced prices. By putting this furnace and air conditioner package together and guaranteeing the manufacturer the volume to offset the price difference, I was able to buy both the furnace and air conditioner for less than I would normally pay at any other time of the year! Plus, this before the typical price increase they usually pass along at the beginning of every year. So, if you buy one of these premium systems, I am giving you the complete system AT OUR COST. If you would like to be one of the 47 homeowners to get a new heating and cooling system at the best price I would ever dream of selling one for (and with no money down), give Tina a call right now at 631-727-2760 and she will explain how you can take advantage of this amazing offer. So Here's The Deal... > FREE comfort survey & energy analysis of your home � A $295.00 value > Buy a new heating OR cooling system and get 12% off (our profit) our everyday printed price and a UV Germicidal Light (a $795.00 value) installed for half price � You save $397.50. OR... > Purchase a complete heating AND cooling system and get 12% off. Also, get the Ultra Violet Germicidal Light PLUS a high efficiency air cleaner (a $595.00 value), both for half price � You save $695.00! > Two (2) years of FREE preventative maintenance � Up to $400.00 value > FREE ten (10) years parts and labor no repair cost warranty � an $895.00 value. > Up to $1,000.00 in rebates for Lennox. > No money down and no payments or interest for twelve (12) months with approved credit. Ironclad Guarantee. If we don't meet all of our promises and guarantees, which we will share with you in writing, and if you're not 100% satisfied with every aspect of your SameDay Heating & Air experience we'll return ALL of your money! No Questions Asked. You Can't Lose! This is our exclusive one year test-drive satisfaction money-back guarantee. How Can You Get This Offer? Call Now! Call Tina at 631-727-2760 today, and she will set up a visit with one of our Comfort Advisors to come by and perform a No Cost No Obligation Comfort Survey and Energy Analysis to evaluate your existing system, home comfort needs, and prove to you how much in energy dollars you can save by replacing your old inefficient system now. He will show you which system he recommends for your home and explain why that system is best for you. This is a free on-site evaluation and you are under no obligation to buy anything � EVER! Offer Absolutely, Positively Ends March 15th. Our business always picks back up again in early April with spring turning people's thoughts to air conditioning and the summer heat waves and the manufacturer specially discounted prices will go away. So, we will stop all special sales on our March 15th cut-off date or after we sell the 47 systems, whichever comes first, no exceptions. This will allow us time to properly install all new systems before the weather breaks and we get busy again. The only reason we are making this offer is to keep our team of technicians busy during one of the slowest times of the year. Our loss can be your gain if you act now and call Tina at 631-727-2760 and have one or our Comfort Advisors give you your special price and extra equipment at tremendous savings. Thank you for reading about our program and in advance for your consideration, I hope you "profit" greatly as a result. Publisher: Kathy Rae Founder and Executive Editor: Dan Rattiner Director of Advertising: Richard A. Swift Managing Editor Susan M. Galardi Assistant to the Publisher Ellen Dioguardi Faculty Advisor Elaine K.G. Benson Display & Web Sales Executives Annemarie Davin, Catherine Ellams, Karen Fitzpatrick, Jean Lynch, Tom W. Ratcliffe III, Jim Smith Classified Advertising Manager Lori Berger Classified & Web Sales Executives Kathy Camarata, Steve Daniel,Sam Pierce, Joyce Pisarra, Christina Poulos, David Santos, Richard Scalera Graphic Designer/Classified Web Coordinator Frank Coppola Web/North Fork Editor David Lion Rattiner Coordinating Editor Victoria L. Cooper Features Editor Janine Cheviot Shopping Editor Maria Tennariello Wine Guide Editor Susan Whitney Simm Production Director Nicole Caruso Art Director Kelly Merritt Production Assistant Genevieve Salamone Graphic Designers Joel Rodney, Derek Wells Business Manager Susan Weber Distribution Manager Thomas Swinimer Web Specialist Matt Cross Webmaster Leif Neubauer Proofreader Bob Ankerson Contributing Writers And Editors Janet Berg, Roy Bradbrook, Alan Braveman, Lance Brilliantine, Patrick Christiano, TJ Clemente, Rich Firstenberg, Guy-Jean de Fraumeni, Ren�e Donlon, Sally Flynn, Bob Gelber, Barry Gordin, D. Guest, Annette Gunnels Garkowski, Steve Haweeli, Ken Kindler, Amanda Kludt, Ed Koch, Silvia Lehrer, Christian McLean, Betty Paraskevas, Jan Silver, David Stoll, Maria Tennariello, Debbie Tuma, Marion Wolberg Weiss, Emily J Weitz, Joan Zandell Contributing Artists And Photographers David Charney, Kimberly Goff, Barry Gordin, Christian McLean, Katlean de Monchy, Richard Lewin, Michael Paraskevas, Ginger Propper, Tom W. Ratcliffe III, Lisa Tamburini Dan's Advisory Board Theodore Kheel, Chairman, Richard Adler Ken Auletta, Barbaralee Diamonstein-Spielvogel Avery Corman, Frazer Dougherty, Dallas Ernst Audrey Flack, Billy Joel, Roy Scheider John Roland, Mort Zuckerman Call Now! 631-727-2760 visit www.flandershvac.com 1045268 � 2008, Brown Publishing Use by permission only. President & CEO: Roy Brown DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 11 www.danshamptons.com We could all use more space. Thinking of upgrading to a larger home? 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February 11, Guest Lecture "Some Basics of Basic Trust" Guest Speaker: Martin Marty, Stony Brook Templeton Fellow 2007�2008, University of Chicago March 24, Guest Lecture "Some Reflections on Trust, Experience, and the Parsing of Ambiguity" Guest Speaker: Adam Seligman, Professor of Religion, Boston University April 14, Provost's Lecture "Trust in Science is No Longer Rational" Guest Speaker: Paul Forman, Curator, Division of Medicine and Science, Smithsonian Institution, Washington, D.C., 4:30 pm, Humanities Institute, Room 1006 February 25, Guest Lecture "Counterpoint: Trust and Control in Conductorless Orchestras" Guest Speaker: Dmitry Khodyakov, Sociology, Rutgers University March 31, Lecture "Neither Gods Nor Beasts: How Science is Changing Who We Think We Are" Speaker: Elof Carlson, Professor of Biochemistry, Stony Brook University April 17, Lecture "The Three Sources of Trust In Aristotle's `Rhetoric' " Speaker: Nanda Golden, Philosophy, Stony Brook University March 3, Lecture "A Scientist's Faith" Speaker: Alfred S. 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Stony Brook University/SUNY is an affirmative action, equal opportunity educator and employer. 1045796 DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 13 www.danshamptons.com Obama's Secret Battling for V in T otes exas from a Southampton Oceanfront Mansion By Dan Rattiner By the time you read this, the Tuesday primaries in Texas and Ohio will have come and gone and the result will be that either Barack Obama is sailing toward the Democratic nomination, or his battle with Hillary Clinton is soldiering on. This is written late Thursday evening, however, four days before the outcome is known, and I have just been in the middle of a wild and enthusiastic meeting of Obama supporters, who have spent the last four hours at a friend's Southampton home, eating pizza, drinking Coke and making phone calls here in the Hamptons to random people in Texas and Ohio to get out the vote. I try to stay fairly neutral in these pages when it comes to politics. And I'm not apologizing for being in the middle of a den of Obama people, but my being here did come about by chance. My friend has a very large house on the ocean. We've been sitting around in the library. In another part of the house, this crowd of people, Dan Rattiner is the founder of Dan's Papers. His memoir, In the Hamptons: Fifty Years With Farmers, Fishermen, Artists, Billionaires and Celebrities will be published by Harmony Books this May. mostly young people, has been in a dining room and a living room down the hall occasionally whooping and hollering in accompaniment to what they were doing. "What the heck is going on down there?" I asked my friend. "Let me show you," my friend responded. We wandered down the hall to find about a dozen of them, sitting at the dining room and kitchen tables all in rows looking down at their which consisted of a button that read MAKE PHONE CALLS. When you clicked that, you got to another page that said BEGIN HERE. A caller stood behind me and guided me through the process. There was a map of America, with all the states in gray but four states, which were at issue on Tuesday -- Vermont, Rhode Island, Ohio and Texas -- were in dark blue. I clicked Ohio. And after a few seconds, in a box, appeared the name HAROLD and a nine-digit phone number. "What just happened?" I asked. "The site is hooked up to the national database of every registered voter in the country," my guide said. "You have just been given a voter to call in Ohio." I sat there and stared at it. Directly below was a written script. It read, "Hello, is _______ there? My name is ______ and I'm calling you on behalf of Barack Obama who as you know, is running for President in the Democratic primary on Tuesday. We think that Barack Obama is the best candidate to bring much needed change to our country. Do you expect you might be voting for him?" Suddenly, what was on my screen disappeared. I turned. "What just happened?" "Let me see. Here it is. The system has shut (continued on page 16) You would have thought Barack Obama was a rock star and these were members of his fan club. laptop computers and occasionally making calls on their cell phones. Apparently they were calling prospective voters. "I want to try this," I said. They sat me down at a laptop, which was open to a website called barackobama.com. On the top was a picture of him, smiling in front of an American flag. On the rest of the page were things you can do to help Barack Obama, one of DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 14 www.danshamptons.com 1044926 540 Montauk Hwy, East Quogue, TOM HASKELL MANAGER 631-653-6119 South O' the Highway 1044927 (and the North too) HELP WANTED Full Time Administrative Position Accounts Receivable 1043533 Knowledge of Excel a must. Excellent phone skills required, bookkeeping experience a plus. Salary commensurate with experience. Should you roll over your 401(k) plan account or reallocate your retirement assets? 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There was a message on the screen now that explained that. "Just hit the back arrow," my guide said. "Back up. We'll try Texas. It's not yet 9 p.m. in Texas." The script for Texas was slightly different, modeled after the fact that you can vote before Tuesday in that state if you want to. I had DWAYNE on my screen. Below the script were a series of six boxes. They ranged from DEFINITELY VOTING FOR OBAMA to VOTING FOR ANOTHER PARTY CANDIDATE. "After Dwayne says what he has to say," my guide told me, "you click on one of these boxes. Then you get a new script to read. And based on his answers, you click more boxes. It's easy." "How do we know somebody has not already called this person?" "The responses recorded are sent back into the database. Those that are done don't get put up to be called again." There were other things on the screen. In another box were the names of the top ten callers, with the number of calls they had completed in descending order next to their names. 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TENT - Hosted by & Saturday, May 3rd Theme - The New 3 "R"s of 2008 Renovate, Redecorate and Re-energize Free Seminars, Panels, Interviews & Private Consulting TV SPONSOR DISTRIBUTION SPONSOR OFFICIAL FENCE PROVIDER WHOLESALE NURSERY OFFICIAL HEALTH CLUB East Hampton Fence MEDIA SPONSORS Sunday, May 4th Theme - Transitioning to Green Featuring Free Need-to-Know Sessions and The "Green" Cottage Charity Auction benefiting the 1045904 And so forth and so on. There was another place where you could click to confine your calls to just men or just women or all. "This is amazing," I said. "Want to try one?" "I guess it couldn't hurt." My first call, to Dwayne, was a disaster. The main thing was that we weren't back on the page where the first script was. We were on the second script. "Hello?" "Uh, is this Dwayne?" "Yeah." He had a strong Texas twang. "Uh, I'm a caller for a campaign for Barack Obama. We're doing a survey. Are you voting for Barack Obama there in Texas?" "That's my business," Dwayne said. "Okay." We hung up. I turned to my guide. "Where's the script? Where's the script?" I shouted. "Try another," she said, bringing me back to the script. "I want to just talk to a woman," I said. "Okay." The next person, Sheila, defaulted to an answering machine. I told the guide. "Click NO ANSWER/NOT HOME." The next four I called also defaulted to answering machines. "It's not working," I said. "Most of them are not answering at this time because it's the dinner hour." "Does Hillary have something like this?" "I think so. They all do." On the next call, I hit the jackpot. I got Lottie. Or actually, it wasn't Lottie, but her sister. I glanced at my guide, decided this was too complicated, and just pressed on. "Hi. Listen, my name is Dan and I'm calling you on behalf of Barack Obama who is running for President in the Democratic Primary in Texas this Tuesday. Are you voting for..." "I already DID vote for him. He was HERE!" "He WAS?" "Yes. I just came back from Town Hall. He was here and he spoke. This was just an hour ago. He's wonderful. The place was packed. Right after I went out and voted for him." "So you're a DEFINITE?" "Oh yes." "Well, we're here in New York." "You're all the way in New York? I'm in Belmont." "Where's that?" "Southern Texas. Thirty miles south of Houston." I looked at my guide and she asked me to give her the phone, which I did. Inside of a minute, the two of them were bonding over the phone about Barack Obama. Would she volunteer to help him? She would? What could she do? My guide asked if she could put her on speakerphone so everybody in the dining room could hear, and she said sure. Pretty soon they were talking about getting more people to go out and vote for Obama, or make phone calls for him or put meetings together for him. The energy in this dining room, and indeed, in whatever room Lottie in (continued on page 31) Advertise in the Dan's Papers April 26 Show Supplement, Call Tom Ratcliffe, 631-537-0500 x214 DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 17 www.danshamptons.com The C-130 Grumman's Revenge A Snub 20 Years Ago in Riverhead Bites Back at Boeing in Seattle By Dan Rattiner When the Japanese sent their planes over Pearl Harbor, the Americans, besides being surprised, made a startling discovery. They didn't possess any aircraft capable of dealing with the Japanese Zero, and all of the planes that came over Pearl Harbor were Japanese Zeros. The Zeros were faster, nimbler, better armed, able to climb higher and dive more steeply. The few American pilots, climbing into aircraft that had not been blasted to smithereens on the ground, went down a runway and up into the air to fight the Zeros hand to hand and were lucky to get back alive. You can't fight a Zero with slow biplanes named Buffalo Brewsters. These were dark days for the American military. But the word got out. In the assault on Pearl Harbor, the Japanese had lost a few of their Zeros. And so the Americans had pieces of them in enough quantity to be able to determine why they were so good. Specifications for the Zeros were quickly sent out to anyone making airplanes who wanted to see them. There needed to be an answer. And there was. A man named Leroy Grumman, who was building airplanes in a garage in Baldwin, Long Island, built and flew something he thought could beat a Zero. The military in New York City watched it fly and were very impressed. An assembly line was quickly built in a warehouse near Baldwin, and Leroy now oversaw the production of what he called the Grumman F4F Wildcat. It was heavier, stronger and more armored than the Zero. It was faster. It had more weapons. And even if it was not as nimble as the Zero, there was a strategy that, if used, could give it the advantage. Fly it high. Then dive down through the Zeros and pick them off in a surprise attack. As the war progressed, the Wildcat and its successor, the F6F Hellcat, which was all of the above AND as nimble as the Zero, slowly took down the entire arsenal of Zeros that the (continued on the next page) UPSCALE BILLBOARD ADS AVAILABLE AT EH AIRPORT By David Lion Rattiner In high season, East Hampton Airport has to be one of the most active small, local airports in the country. It is for this very reason that, every summer, residents within the noise radius of airplane and helicopter engines begin to complain. They bought a house in East Hampton for some peace and quiet, but because of the airport (which they may well have used to get here), they hear the buzz of helicopters every ten minutes instead. Valid arguments are made on both sides of the issue. In support of the airport, helicopters and private planes bring in the largest supporters of our economy. And for those who want quiet, it's probably best not to buy a house near an airport. But this endless drama has kept the East Hampton Airport in the public eye and on the desks of public officials who have been doing everything they can to remedy the problem. Very quietly, however, amid the controversy, an extremely interesting situation has arisen at the airport that has gone largely unnoticed by the general public. The airport managers are about to launch a new form of advertising this year in hopes of capturing the well-heeled audience as they fly in. Luxury Media Partners and the East Hampton Town Board have figured out a way to get close to $1 million by setting up an advertising campaign within the airport itself. Of course, this is not the first time an airport has used advertising to generate revenue. Countless light box ads can be found at JFK promoting everything from vacation destinations to perfume. But at small airports, this practice isn't very common, and that's what makes this proposal so interesting. Five L.E.D. light boxes (six feet and ten feet tall), a 15-foot wide interior wall banner and (continued on page 32) DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 18 www.danshamptons.com Grumman (continued from previous page) Japanese possessed. At the end of the war, with only a few Zeros left, the Japanese ordered that pilots pledge themselves to the Emperor and fly them on suicide missions into the sides of the American battle cruisers if they could. Some succeeded. Most failed, shot down by buzzing Hellcats, which came from nearby aircraft carriers to circle around over the warships to protect them. Needless to say, Leroy Grumman became an American hero, a man to whom the entire nation was indebted. After the war, the Navy contracted Grumman to build the next generation of fighter planes for their aircraft carriers, and after that, the next. The very best scientists and engineers came to work at Grumman, first at Bethpage and later here on eastern Long Island in Calverton, where Grumman built a military airport in the middle of the Pine Barrens. Tomcat For two entire generations, from the 1950s to the 1990s, Grumman designed and then built and tested -- you'd often see them streaking overhead -- the most sophisticated aircraft on the planet. And even beyond the planet. The F14 Tomcat, immortalized in Tom Cruise's movie Top Gun, was far and away the best fighter plane in the world from 1975 to 1995. The E-2 Hawkeye, with its surveillance dish mounted on top, was the most sophisticated spy plane in the world. And the Moon Rover, built for the Astronauts, was the first and only manned vehicle ever built for use beyond our planet. All were built in Calverton. But times change. And by the early 1980s, the relationship between Grumman and the Navy was considered by most Americans as just too cozy for comfort. Why weren't there serious competitions for the next new Navy aircraft? There was a really good answer for this, but apparently, it was just not good enough. In the early 1990s, when it had become apparent that Grumman was not going to be selected from among the half dozen other rivals now bidding for the new Navy plane, Grumman officials struck out in new directions. They bought a company that made canoes. They bought a bus company and, with the trusted Grumman name on the side, won the competition for the next generation of busses for the City of New York. But when the first hundred or so of these Iowa built busses were delivered, they kept breaking, sometimes by breaking their axles, as they pounded through the potholes of New York City. Mayor Ed Koch, in a rage, backed out of Wildcat the contract and had all the new busses scrapped. And so, Grumman was to be one of the earliest victims of a new American business rule, which was called Grow or Die. They died. In 1994, without a major contract and with just 4,000 employees left from the highpoint of 32,000 employees in 1980, Grumman was sold to Northrop Aviation based in California. Everybody moved away. After some debate, Northrop decided the Grumman name was better than the Northrop name. They renamed their company Northrop-Grumman. And with their new name, they thrived on the fringes of aviation, a second line company in a world of Lockheeds and Boeings that nevertheless was able to pick up contracts for trainers, commercial aviation aircraft, small cargo planes and other transportation vehicles. (continued on page 31) MACINTOSH PROBLEMS? You don't know why your mac or software is acting wacky. You just want someone to fix it!!! Maybe you just bought a new mac and now you've got a case of the hook-up, link-up, start-up jitters. 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One involves a case on West End Avenue, perhaps the most exclusive address in the Hamptons. The other involves a case on Maidstone Avenue, a more modest street where locals live. The first case was about a very large pergola, 11-feet tall, 32-feet long and 16-feet wide, already built in the garden of a tony estate on West End Avenue just beyond the end of Lily Pond Lane. Built late in 2006, it is fronted by Greek columns, has latticework along the sides, an open trellis on the roof and more latticework along the back. It hasn't got a floor. And it sits right at the property line of the owner of this land, Norma Lerner. Two years ago, this pergola was not there. But Lerner wanted it there. And so, back in December of 2006, she hired a man, Don Sharkey, who is one of the building inspectors for the Town of East Hampton, to arrange the paperwork so she could be allowed to build one on that spot. Keep in mind that Lerner is in the Village of East Hampton, a small incorporated village that is entirely surrounded by and separate from the Town of East Hampton, which has no jurisdiction in the Village. Sharkey wrote a letter to the Village Building Inspector of East Hampton Village, his counterpart, asking to apply for a building permit. The Village Building Inspector, Tom Lawrence, wrote back that one would not be necessary. The reason, according to Lawrence, was because you can't build a building on the property line. But you could build a fence, for which you would not need a building permit. (continued on the next page) DWARF LUGGAGE THIEVES STRIKE AGAIN IN SWEDEN By Dan Rattiner Every few days, I come across an item in the news that is just so odd. I do try to write about these things for the paper by expanding upon them or finding some sort of social relevance with the East End, but with the two items I am going to tell you about now, I just come up blank. Dan Rattiner is the founder of Dan's Papers. His memoir, In the Hamptons: Fifty Years With Farmers, Fishermen, Artists, Billionaires and Celebrities will be published by Harmony Books this May. First of all, there are the dwarf thieves of Sweden. This came up in the news during the first week in February. It seems that for several months a bus company that takes people on long distance journeys from Stockholm to Vasteras has had many claims of jewelry and other valuables being stolen from the suitcases in the luggage bay. They are warning passengers not to leave any valuables in the suitcases stowed in the luggage bay. Before you get on the bus, take out your diamonds and gold earrings and wear them as you travel. Nothing important should be left below down there. The officials of this Swedish bus company, called Swebus, have come to the conclusion that on the occasions when these thefts have happened, one of the pieces of luggage must have in it a very small person. Perhaps one of the Gypsy Dwarves of Bulgaria or something. The bus leaves the station and is humming along the highway and this small person makes his way out of his luggage, goes into everybody else's luggage, takes out the valuables and then returns with it to his own luggage. He gets inside, locks himself up, and, when the bus arrives at its destination, he is unloaded onto the platform with all the other (continued on page 32) DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 20 www.danshamptons.com Buck (continued from previous page) Lawrence wrote back that he thought this pergola qualified as a fence. With this letter in hand, Lerner had the thing built. Personally, I wonder how Lawrence could have mistaken an 11-foot high pergola for a fence, which by law can only be allowed six feet high. But he did. From what I'm told, he did have the plans in hand for the pergola. None of this might have come to the attention of anybody -- other than a very puzzled neighbor -- except for the fact that Lerner proceeded to install electric lights in the pergola and a sound system so music could emanate from it. And that, finally, is what brought this whole matter to the attention of a whole bunch of neighbors. What was going on? They called the East Hampton Village Zoning Board to complain about the noise and the lights. The East Hampton Village Zoning Board called Lawrence. And Lawrence called Sharkey, who in turn called Lerner. Sharkey then said he certainly recalled being surprised to learn, when he wrote to Lawrence asking about the permit, that none would be needed. After that, having given it some thought, Sharkey then did an unusual thing. He wrote a letter to the East Hampton Town Ethics Board, asking if that Board could give him a letter back saying that it was all right with them that he have a separate business -- he works full time for the Town -- advising people about zoning matters, as long as he did it on his own time and in a jurisdiction that was not in the Town. The Ethics Board chairman, Hugh King, wrote back saying what he did on weekends and evenings was perfectly okay with them. They had no jurisdiction over that. And lots of full-time Town employees have businesses on the side like that. What happened next was that Lawrence wrote to the East Hampton Zoning Board of Appeals asking for them to confirm that when he had decided that this pergola was a fence, he had made the correct decision. The Zoning Board said they would take up the matter, and Lawrence said that whatever they decided he would abide by it. Thus this matter came to the attention of the Zoning Board last Friday morning. It would be hard to imagine the Village Zoning Board of Appeals ruling that this was anything but a building. I recall Tina Fredericks, the prominent real estate broker, buying a vacant five-acre parcel on Georgica Pond years ago (when it was affordable) so that she could build an open teahouse on the property. She had a house on Georgica Road. She didn't need another one. What she proposed to the Village was that she build an open, raised, wooden deck on posts, with a Japanese roof on the top to shelter her and her friends from the rain. They would go down there and, by lantern light, play cards or sit and talk or just watch the pond. The Village turned her down. It was a "structure" they told her. And structures need permits. But then she couldn't apply for a permit because as a teahouse it was a particular kind of structure known as an "ancillary structure" that needed to be ancillary to a "main structure." Since the land was vacant, there was no "main structure." So that was that. Today, Fredericks, much more prosperous, lives on that property overlooking the pond in a beautiful stone split-level "main structure." She never did build that teahouse. Or consider what happened to Jerry Seinfeld in East Hampton Village. In 2004, he came to town and bought the 12-acre oceanfront property owned by Billy Joel and soon thereafter renovated the house on that lot, and then on a nearby vacant part of it built a regulation little league field for his kids. The Village demanded he tear it out. It was an "ancillary structure." And as it turned out, it was on a separate but vacant parcel Seinfeld owned. No main structure there. In the end, Seinfeld built a "main structure," a modest house in comparison to his own, and then the Village allowed that the ball field could be an "ancillary structure" to the "main structure." As far as I know, a rule of thumb definition of the law is that if it can be taken down and brought inside for the night, it's okay. Otherwise, it's not okay. You might want to keep that in mind. In any case, on Friday morning, the Zoning Appeals Board met to consider the matter of Lerner's pergola. An attorney hired by Lerner, Tina Platte, told the board that traditionally decorative lawn ornaments such as trellises, pergolas and (continued on page 33) Hampton Auto Wash 296 W. Montauk Hwy Hampton Bays, NY 11946 HOME AUTO & MARINE DETAILING Whether it's your Mercedes or Your Bertram Give us a call and let us handle the rest! Weekly Maintanance Schedules Available AT NEW FOR 2008 (631)728-5036 Check out our newest location 915 Old Country Road Riverhead, N.Y. 11901 631-727-8961 1044609 DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 21 www.danshamptons.com A Plan for Shelter Island Shall the Ram's Head Inn be Transformed into a Big Drug Rehab? By Dan Rattiner A group called the Safe Harbor Retreat LLC has an option to lease the Ram's Head Inn on Shelter Island and turn it into a drug and alcohol rehab center for 162 "clients" (They refer to it as client occupancy levels. 56 in the first year, 162 in the second, and more than 162 as they expand after that.) The founder of the proposed retreat, Joseph McKinsey, has invited interested parties, including residents of Shelter Island, to a meeting at the Ram's Head on March 15 at 4 p.m. to discuss the matter. In the invitation to the meeting, McKinsey reassured Shelter Islanders that residents will be given preferred treatment at the new retreat. The addiction retreat, as proposed, together with its staff of doctors, nurses, keepers and treatment experts, will add a total number of new people to the Island that will increase the current population by a signigicant amount. With its focus on medical matters and addictions, it will have a significant impact on how the Island is perceived and how it perceives itself. I think this is worth examining. It is a matter of context. This tight little island, accessible only by ferry, currently does not have much of a context at all. It has a summer colony of about 300 homes owned by very rich people who enjoy seclusion. It has a year-round population of about 1,100, who are mostly blue-collar workers, fishermen, house watchers, bar owners, bed and breakfast owners and others who enjoy seclusion. There is really no commercial downtown. There are a few stores, both on the Main Street where the school, churches and town hall are, and up near North Ferry at the Heights. There are plenty of drug rehab facilities elsewhere. The largest drug rehab center in the area is Seafield in Westhampton, which has 90 beds. The important thing is, however, that in (continued on page 34) LOCALLY GROWN EAST END HMO GOES BANKRUPT By David Stoll It seemed like a good idea at the time. Because the insurance industry seems to aggravate doctors and patients alike, why don't doctors form their own insurance company, one that would understand the thinking process of doctors and be on the side of patients? That is exactly what a group of Long Island doctors did in 1995, forming MDNY based in Melville. But as the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry, the experiment was an utter failure -- perennially late in paying doctors, MDNY is now going out of business following liquidation proceedings, leaving patients without continued coverage and doctors largely unpaid. Although MDNY's website indicates that it remains active, without any mention of the company's troubles, the d�nouement has been in the making for years. As early as 2000, the New York State Superintendent of Insurance found that MDNY was insolvent, but indicated that MDNY had a plan to rectify the situation. That same year and in the prior year, MDNY was fined for not paying doctors promptly. By 2002, the same fine was imposed but in an amount exceeding $120,000 (vastly greater than an earlier fine of $5,000). Also in 2002, the Superintendent of Insurance reported that MDNY was misallocating claims by business segments, thereby distorting the results of those segments. Significantly, the Superintendent found that MDNY had vastly understated the results for its "Healthy New York" program and was generally showing an underwriting gain on its books when in fact it was facing a loss. Apparently never rectified, this situation finally reached a boiling point in 2007 when the roosters came home to roost. In September, MDNY completely stopped (continued on page 32) Photo by Christian McLean DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 22 www.danshamptons.com By Dan Rattiner March 7-March 14, 2008 Riders: 5,251 Rider Miles: 37,444 Delays: One hour and ten minute delays were experienced on the D line between Amagansett and East Hampton on March 6 because of the breakdowns occurring due to the alternative fuels used on that line that day. Further delays: Riders are warned that further delays on the D line between Amagansett and East Hampton will occur on March 7, 8 and 9 as the remainder of this fuel, made from crushed potatoes, Chardonnay and piping plover poop is used up during the conclusion of the alternative fuels experiment. Burial: A military burial for the piping plover that was found dead next to the third rail at the Water Mill Station two weeks ago was held last Thursday. The burial was attended by Robert Kennedy Jr. and Hampton Baywatch Manager Kevin McAllister among many others. She was given a 19-gun salute and was buried at Main Beach in East Hampton. MANY CELEBRITIES USED THE "DE LUXE" SUBWAY SERVICE LAST WEEK Among those Hamptonites spotted boarding the "De Luxe" subway car at the front of every train on the Hampton Subway this past week were Mercedes Ruhl, E. L. Doctorow, Marissa Tomei, Sarah Jessica Parker, Jon Stewart, Edward Albee, Paul Simon and John McCain. All paid with their Euros and enjoyed the yoga, massage, facial wraps, champagne, caviar and water crackers and video games aboard this wildly successful service. "DOING THE SPIELBERG DROP" RISES TO #2 ON THE MUSIC CHARTS The Lone Sharks, the wonderful band and longtime favorite of Hamptonites, has a hit on its hands. In just one week, their song, together with the dance that accompanies it, has become a national craze and is now poised to be the number one song in America just behind Flo Rida's "Low." The Spielberg Drop, for those not familiar with it, is the sensational new theme park ride in Southampton that had its grand opening this week. The ride, which was built originally by Hampton Subway to be an underground spur between the Lobster Inn and Shinnecock Station, was sold last week to Two Brothers Enterprises, which has in just five days converted it to a ride for children of all ages. It debuted this Wednesday in one of the most fantastic grand openings in the history of American amusement rides, featuring Roy Rogers, Mickey Mouse, Peter Rabbit, Goldilocks and the Three Bears and Harry Potter. The ride is three miles long through an underground tunnel, and patrons climb aboard subway cars at the Lobster Inn entrance to enjoy the experience. The cars go slowly down the tracks toward Shinnecock, then at the halfway point appear to get into trouble. A storm comes up, rain batters the windshield outside and the wind whistles, and as the voice of what sounds like E.T. warns all passengers to hang on to each (continued on page 34) DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 23 www.danshamptons.com Photo by Debbie Tuma Albert Maysles and Jessica Lange Jessica Lange as Big Edie First the Documentary, then the Broadway Show, Now the Movie By Debbie Tuma If you didn't know she was a two-time Oscarwinning actress, you'd assume that Jessica Lange was just another fair-haired, sweet and soft-spoken Midwestern girl. But after decades of playing strong-willed, eccentric and colorful leading women, Lange still maintains her quiet demeanor and keen sense of humor about her work and life. Walking across the stage of the New York Times Center in Manhattan on February 28 for a two-hour interview, she still looked young and sexy in her short skirt and tall black boots. The reason for the appearance is Lange's most recent undertaking -- the role of Big Edie in an upcoming HBO film named for the infamous East Hampton home, Grey Gardens. The film, directed by Long Islander Michael Sucsy and co-starring Drew Barrymore as Little Edie, just wrapped, and is expected to air this fall. Lange sat down next to Charles "Chip" McGrath, writer at large for the New York Times, flashed a big smile to the audience of several hundred, and waved to noted filmmaker Albert Maysles, who sat in the front row. Maysles and his brother David filmed and produced the original film, Grey Gardens in 1976 in East Hampton. After a successful run of many months on Broadway, this show, which starred Christine Ebersole as both Big and Little Edie Beale, the estranged cousins of Jackie Kennedy, recently closed. Despite the fact that Lange had to spend four hours a day being made up for the part of Big Edie -- fat suit, wig and transformation of her brown eyes to blue -- she said it was "the most fun I've ever had working on a set." Although she has played such amazing, award-winning roles as Frances Farmer, Blanche Dubois, Patsy Kline and Mary Tyrone, Lange said, "In Grey Gardens, this is the farthest I've ever been from myself physically, to play this fascinating old woman, and I found it (continued on the next page) HAMPTON TRADITION XXVII -- STRONG'S MARINE By T.J.Clemente Strong's Marine on Ole Jules Lane in Mattituck, with branches in Southampton and Flanders, has a tradition of being a hub of activity covering all recreational boating needs under their mantra, "The home of super service." With four generations of experience, Strong's offers boaters full service from rebuilding engines to detailing. The Strong family has long aimed at doing the best job possible in order to build relationships with its customers. The story of Strong's Marine is one of a family legacy -- a father passing life lessons on to his sons. In 1945, after World War II, Navy veterans Stuart Strong of Babylon and his buddy Sid Holland, established Strong and Holland in Lindenhurst. Stuart Strong preached business relationships to his son, and eventually his grandson. David Strong, Stuart's son, had a technical talent and when the time was right (1965), he purchased the nine-acre James Creek Marina in Mattituck from Pete and Jim Kreh. With the help of his wife Dotti, who kept shop, David harvested scallops and clams from both the Peconic and Great South Bays. At night, David's son Jeff (the current owner of Strong's) held the work light while David repaired motors and everything else. The very early stages of Strong's Marine were "sort of like a farm," recalled Jeff. "My sister Nancy, my Mom and my Dad and I all had our daily chores." Jeff purchased the business from his parents in 1992. The family has grown the business into a full-service, award-winning marine business. The original Strong's Marine had a capacity of 30 boats using the old cable and pulleys system. Today, there are 100 boats on floating docks in personal slips, with the capacity for 133 additional boats in land storage. (continued on page 33) DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 24 www.danshamptons.com Breaking (continued from page 14) Jitney buses that were chartered by the Committee for a Green South Fork and sponsored by both Corcoran and Prudential. At the meeting, prior to the vote, both Southampton Councilman Chris Nuzzi and Councilwoman Anna Throne-Holst objected to the aboveground power lines and poles, and asked that they be buried. In addition, a letter from NYS Assemblyman Fred Thiele of Sag Harbor was read, stating that the only acceptable way to do this project is 100% under- ground, in order to maintain the character of the area. All the Southampton villages and hamlets had also voted to have the lines buried. Steve Abramson, co-chairman of the Water Mill Citizens Advisory Committee and Committee for a Green South Fork, said later that his committees urged LIPA officials to hold off and give the Town of Southampton a chance to work out the indemnification issue. That involves LIPA getting protection in the event that homeowners refuse to pay a pro- posed surcharge of $44 a year, based on average consumption, if LIPA puts through a capital improvement program. Ridge Man Sentenced in Death of Southampton Attorney By Debbie Tuma Matthew Cacace, 24, of Ridge, was sentenced (continued on page 28) Lange (continued from previous page) so interesting, to become someone else, so completely. It was also the first time I ever wore prosthesis -- I had such a good time." Lange credited her co-star, Drew Barrymore, for being "amazing as Little Edie," and the movie's writer and director, Michael Sucsy, for his talent. "He grew up on Long Island, and has a great insight and feeling for these people who lived there," she said. In the film Grey Gardens, which captures the bizarre lives of Big and Little Edie Beale living in a dilapidated old house in East Hampton overrun with cats, Lange also explained that she sang for the first time in her life. "I actually sang several songs in the movie, including `We Belong Together,' and Big Edie's version of `Tea for Two,'" she said. "Drew and I also do a soft shoe dance. I have never had so much fun." When asked by Chip McGrath, who formerly EASTER SPECIALS Angel Tips Manicur e Pedicur e 631-537-0100 Bridgehampton Commons 2102 Montauk Hwy Nail Spa l Bridgehampton N.Y. (Next Door To T.J. 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Citing her other roles as Blanche Dubois and Mary Tyrone, she added, "I like playing women who are basically holding on by a thread, and yet there is steel in them, somewhere -- they are survivors. I like mad people." McGrath laughed, telling Lange, "I think you're different, and quite centered, as a solid Minnesota girl. So I guess you must study these women." He also noted that in addition to Grey Gardens, Lange is starring in another new film, Bonneville, which just opened in theaters on February 29. She stars as one of three leading women, along with her friends Kathy Bates and Joan Allen, who take a road trip. "We usually see male road movies, but this is unique in that these are three mature women, and it's a portrait of their friendship," said Lange. "It's a very subtle film, with no violence, and my character is grieving for her dead husband." Lange added that since it's not a typical male-driven film, "If women want to take their husbands, tell them it's about a car -- a Bonneville." McGrath teased Lange about how she got started in the movie business. "People from Minnesota become ice fishermen, not actors. How did you get started?" he asked. Lange explained that as an art student in college she joined some fellow photographers on a jaunt to Europe, where she studied mime and street theater in Paris. Upon her return to New York City, she took classes at the Actor's Studio, while waitressing at the famous Lion's Head Restaurant. Her first film was also a memorable one -- the remake of King Kong in 1976. This led to a bit part in All That Jazz, and then to her famous, steamy role in The Postman Also Rings Twice with Jack Nicholson. With her next Oscar-winning roles in Frances and Tootsie, which were only her third and fourth movies, Lange commented, "During the 1980s, there was a plethora of wonderful leading roles for women. All my friends and I had great opportunities back then -- we were all starring in great movies during that era." It was during the filming of Frances that she met her husband, Sam Shephard, and had three children. She also starred in the films Country, Sweet Dreams and Rob Roy, and in the stage productions of Long Days Journey into the Night and Streetcar Named Desire. Lange said one of the hardest parts of her job is coming to the end of a role. "When you spend all the time studying and learning a character, and then you play her for 20 weeks, when you come to the final performance, you feel that you've lost someone," she said. "I go through a period of grieving -- of physically missing these people. For example, I wanted to play Blanche DuBois forever -- she was my kind of character." 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Lobstering Why are there Hard Times Ahead for the East End Lobstermen? By April Gonzales Nineteenth century Massachusetts law stated that you couldn't feed lobster to the hired help more than twice a week. So readily available, it was considered trash fish. Lobster fishing only became a viable way to make a living in the Northeast after World War II when increased demand changed the market. Long Island Sound has its own history of lobstering, beginning after the war. But a massive die-off in 1999 has raised questions on environmental conditions and developments in the area. More recently, there are reports that a secondary disease is on the rise, and lobster numbers are on the decline. Some local lobstermen think that predation by finfish, whose numbers are rising now after a low in the `80s and `90s, may be affecting larval lobsters in the Sound. You can't talk about the Long Island lobster industry without talking to Southampton resident George Skellinger, whose family has been wed to the sea for over 300 years. In the early `50s, Skellinger would set 1,000 pots at a time in Shinnecock Bay. Empty pots were moved farther east, until over the years they finally rounded the point in Montauk. One January thaw, lobsters were found in New Haven Harbor, and began the year-round cycle of lobstering that was aided by wire cages instead of the old wooden pots. George's sons Tom and Dan, and nephew Walter have followed his footsteps. The younger generation of Skellingers still goes lobstering on Block Island Sound, but sees it as a seasonal occupation. quiet." In his day, Skellinger could catch 10-12 pound lobsters out in the ocean, although they never got that big in the Sound. The biggest lobster the younger Skellingers caught was a five pounder off of Gardiner's Island. Last year immature lobsters, sometimes 30-40 at a time, got caught in the pots. When Walter and Dan Skellinger returned to see if they were up to the legal size limits, the lobsters had disappeared. "Lobsters migrate," Walter observed. "I suspect that the Bay was a nursery. It was like a herd came through. We started on the west side of the pond and as the season progressed they moved east and then they disappeared." Walter and Dan also tend fish traps in Peconic Bay. Last year they found 12 lobsters in the trap, a very unusual but pleasant surprise, since lobsters aren't typically found in the Bay. Walter doesn't care much about the numbers. "Any day is a good day," he said. "You lift those traps up and open `em up and see what's in there and it's just like Christmas. I wake up at three in the morning. I can't wait to get out there." Richie Miller of East Quogue is a politically savvy, experienced and erudite lobsterman who didn't give up easily in the early days. The species of lobster we get here is called Homarus americanus, and Long Island is the southern end of its range, which extends north into Canada. It wasn't thought possible for this (continued on the next page) Tim Spellman with Canadian lobsters at Schmidt's today. George Skellinger calls the lobstering job "very beautiful." He said, "You went out and did your thing out in the ocean, no noise or confusion, you didn't make much money but you did it anyway. Get there before the daylight, the sun is just coming up and the gulls are screaming. Other than that, it's nice and DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 26 www.danshamptons.com South O' (continued from page 14) * * * At Southampton mainstay The Driver's Seat Irma Herzog has been doing a little renovating as well, and hungry customers can expect some small changes from the Jobs Lane eatery come summer. * * * The Parrish Art Museum will host its annual Spring Fling March 8. The night at the museum will include dancing, an open bar, and a silent auction. Tickets run from $100 to $175. * * * The art world was whirling with money and Hamptonites last week in Manhattan at The Tribeca Ball to celebrate the 25th anniversary of the New York Academy of Art, where Sag Harbor artist Erich Fischl and socialite Beth Ostrosky helped raise over $350,000 for scholarships. But this was chump change compared to the money exchanged at Sotheby's recent contemporary art auction of 82 pieces. All proceeds went to relief programs in Africa run by the Global Fund to Fight HIV/AIDS. Christy Turlington and Russell Simmons were amongst the crowd of celebrities who bid on works, including pieces by Hamptons artists Chuck Close and Julian Schnabel. * * * Tyra Banks has been hanging out in the Hamptons more and more lately, and a new man in her life seems to be the reason. Banks is currently dating investment banker John Utendahl, who owns a home on Pheasant Road in Quogue. If the happy couple makes it through the summer, Banks could join the other media mavens dubbed Hamptonites. * * * The American Cancer Society honored Cynthia Lufkin, philanthropist and wife of financier Dan Lufkin, as "Mother of the Year" at a luncheon held at The Plaza on February 26. Lufkin follows previous award winners Katie Couric, Vera Wang, Paula Zahn and Carolina Herrera. Hamptons regulars including Wendy Carduner, Grace Hightower, Muffie Potter Aston, Marianne Cuomo Castle, Somers Farkas, Dayle Haddon, Rachel Hovanian and Karen LeFrak served as the benefit's cochairs while Jennifer Creel, Dayssi Orlete DeKanavos, Nicole Miller and Evelyn Lauder were among those that attended the annual event to support Cynthia. Lobstering (continued from previous page) species to survive so far south. But Miller laid traps for 20 years, starting in the `50s. Leaving early in the morning from Port Jefferson, he experimented, putting out traps where no one else did, in places lobsters were not supposed to exist. Knowing when and where to set the pots, trial and error, and a gut feeling would lead to the lowering of the pots. The biggest ocean lobster that he ever caught was with a net off of Bellport in the early `60s. It weighed 42 pounds. It took Miller half a day to sell it because no one could figure out how to get it out of the shell. Indian Cove once paid Miller $75 for a blue lobster. They kept it in a tank to see if it would molt true to color, which it did three times. Now retired, Miller claims that, unless you've paid your bills and don't have a mortgage, you can't really be a lobsterman. He said, "Just being out there with my sons and my being free and independent," was the lure for him. Miller believes that Mother Nature is always in flux and there is no constant for any natural resource including lobster. In the `60s the industry boomed and up until the `90s it seemed like an endless resource -- " undepletable," he recalled. Was there an increase in the lobsters' death rate or simply more lobstermen who were becoming more efficient at it? No one can definitively say. Most lobstermen point to water quality and increased water temperature as overt causes of death -- even 2 degrees can alter lobsters' spawning habits. Runoff from rivers and sewage treatment plants around Long Island Sound and pesticides, which affect larval stages, all were questioned. But there's no single smoking gun. Scientists agree with lobstermen that environmental change is an issue. Antoinette Clemetson, fisheries specialist at New York Sea Grant, confirmed the scientific community's consensus: Lobsters were under tremendous stress from an increase in temperature that compromised their health and made them susceptible to disease. But dead lobsters, like dead trees, don't succumb from the first thing that affects them or the last thing to attack. Insufficient water, nutrients or root damage create stress in trees. While not fatal, those things expose a tree to predation. Sap sucking insects can transmit a fungus that affects the tree's ability to take up water. The combination of predation and infection kill the stressed tree. Remedying the first signs of stress can save a tree, but how do we readjust the seas? Bassam Allam studies shell disease, a separate problem, at the Marine Animal Disease Lab in Stony Brook. Fishermen originally noticed the mottled shells on lobsters from greater depths, but it is now widespread in the Sound. Several species of bacteria colonize the lobsters' shell and corrode it like rust. The disease isn't fatal and affected lobsters are still edible, but the holes it creates in the shells 1046250 (continued on page 31 ) DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 27 www.danshamptons.com Who's Here By Katy Gurley When it comes to work, Joe Pintauro is a man on the move. Always creating or rewriting, there are few moments when Sag Harbor's own poet, playwright and author takes time to take stock. One of those moments came Monday night when Guild Hall gave him an Annual Lifetime Achievement Award for Literary Arts at a gala ceremony at the Rainbow Room in New York. Anticipation of the award has given him a rare opportunity to put "a temporary period at the end of a hell of a lot of work" to date, and consider his achievements over the last 40 years, Pintauro said in an interview from his home in Key West, Florida last week. "At first, I didn't think I had achieved a lifetime of literary excellence," he said, declining to reveal his age. "I'm constantly writing and rewriting and I haven't finished doing what I want. So the award kind of surprised me. But since I heard about it, I've taken some time to remember all the things I've put out there." Those "things" include several volumes of poetry, two books of fiction and two novellas in the works; nearly 50 plays, many of them one-acts; among the full-length plays are Snow Orchid, the criticallyacclaimed Raft of the Medusa and Beside Herself and, best known among East End audiences, Men's Lives, an adaptation of the book of the same name by Sagaponack writer Peter Mattheissen. The book -- and the play -- is about the slow unraveling of life and work for the traditional bay fishermen of the Hamptons. Pintauro also said the award made him profoundly grateful to the "many people, every critic, every agent, every editor, actor, stagehand I've every worked with." (Guild Hall Lifetime Achievement awards were also presented Monday night to three other people -- actor Mel Brooks for Performing Arts; artist David Salle for Visual Arts; and Chairman and Chief Executive Officer of CKX, Inc. Robert F.X. Sillerman for Leadership and Philanthropic Endeavors.) "Joe is a man with a big heart and big eyes who sees a lot of beauty and pain in the world -- he writes very eloquently about people going through change," said Josh Gladstone, artistic director of the John Drew Theater at Guild Hall. "He's a very socially conscious and awake writer. When he's not working, he's working. He's constantly scribbling and he writes and rewrites a lot." Gladstone got some firsthand experience of that scribbling and rewriting last week. Pintauro insisted on rewriting a scene from Beside Herself (a 1989 play about, among other things, a woman ple, What I Did for Love, was produced at the John Drew in 2002, and a formal reading of Beside Herself was performed in 2006. Murder by Chocolate was produced in 1995. Bay Street Theater is famously known for producing Men's Lives as its inaugural performance when the theater opened in 1992. Steve Hamilton, founder and executive director, remembers how that play came about. "We were just founding the theater and we wanted to position ourselves as a community organization, not just a summer theater. I was reading Men's Lives at the time, and I thought, wouldn't this make a great play. But who would the author be? I had known Joe as a beautiful writer and a poetic writer and we called him and asked him if he knew the book." "And he said, `Do I! I have an adaptation of a play of the book in my closet, but it is awful.' So we asked to see it and after about 14 drafts...it was ready." The play was so popular it was repeated the following season and the theater also performed a staged reading of the play in September last year. In 1995, Bay Street also produced By the Sea, By the Sea, By the Beautiful Sea, a trilogy of one-act plays all involving three actors on the same beach at different times of day. The plays were written by Pintauro, Lanford Wilson and Terrence McNally. In 1997, Bay Street also produced another Pintauro play, Heaven and Earth, another adaptation of a book by the same name, this time by Steve Wick, Pulitzer Prize winning journalist at Newsday. The book and play capture the lives of the last of the farming families on the North Fork. "God is the unseen character," in the play, Pintauro, a former priest, said in an interview with the New York Times in July of that year. Though Pintauro is a local hero, his work is known all over the country and has been performed, among other places, in New York, Chicago, Los Angeles and London. Pintauro was born in Ozone Park in Queens. He attended grade school at Public School 62, where his 5th grade teacher, Mrs. Dean, predicted his future after he completed an essay on Abraham Lincoln that imagined the young Abe traveling with his family and viewing the world through the cracks in a wagon. "I wrote the whole thing without ever mentioning the Gettysburg address," Pintauro recalled, certain he would flunk the assignment. "But the teacher called my mother and said, `This boy is going to become a writer.'" At John Adams High School in Queens, Pintauro wrote for the school newspaper, The Flipper, before going on to Manhattan College (continued on the next page) Joseph Pintauro Playwright/Poet who has conversations with all sides of herself) that Gladstone and his wife, actress Kate Meuth, read Monday morning on Bonnie Grice's show on WLIU radio. Actress Sloane Shelton also read monologues from Men's Lives on the broadcast. It was just one scene, but Pintauro -- who was a guest on the show -- said, "I looked at the scene, which was originally played by William Hurt in the original production in New York, and He got a call from a then unknown young actor and director named Dustin Hoffman, who had selected his play to direct. I said, `My God, this needs rewriting.' You're never finished with something, even if it's been published." Locally, both the John Drew Theater and the Bay Street Theater have produced Pintauro's plays. A series of short plays about theater peo- DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 28 www.danshamptons.com Breaking (continued from page 24) to 4-12 years in prison on February 28 for killing Thomas Heftler, a Southampton lawyer, in a hit and run accident that took place last June. Heftler, a prominent partner in the Southampton law firm, Stroock & Stroock & Lavan Llp, and a Southampton Village resident, was riding his bicycle at 6 a.m. on the eastbound shoulder of Montauk Highway last June, when Cacace's work van crossed the double yellow line and hit him. Heftler died from the impact, according to police. Last month, Cacace pled guilty to seconddegree manslaughter, vehicular manslaughter, and driving while intoxicated. He admitted that the night before the alleged accident, he was drinking at a beach party in Mastic Beach. Pintauro (continued from previous page) where he received a bachelor of arts degree. He also attended St. Jerome's College, Ontario, where he received a B.A in Philosophy. He later completed studies for an M.A. in American Literature at Fordham University. Pintauro's education took a decidedly different turn in the `50s, when, after questioning the meaning of God when his mother got a fatal diagnosis of breast cancer, he decided to study theology at Our Lady of Angels Seminary, Niagara University, in upstate New York. "I was at a stage when I was demanding all these answers to life, death and faith," Pintauro said. "And I loved the seminary." But his subsequent life as a parish priest for the following six to seven years was not altogether satisfying. "I think I was too much of an idealist for it. It sounds like a terrible judgment, but there was a spiritual element that was lacking in the priests around me and my own faith was flagging," he said. Toward the end of his priesthood, Pintauro submitted his first play, A � My Name is Alice, to a contest at the Circle in the Square Theater in New York. He got a call from a then unknown young actor and director named Dustin Hoffman, who had selected his play to direct. "I went to New York and found myself sitting with Dustin and Robert Duvall. We were all quite young at the time. I found I really liked hanging around with these people," he said. "Dustin directed the play and Bob was in it, and that was what started me off." The play is about a man and a woman who have each lost their spouses and meet at a cemetery, where they get drunk together on brandy and ruminate on life and love. After finally getting permission to leave the priesthood from the Catholic Church, Pintauro joined the Young & Rubicam, Inc. advertising agency in New York, where he worked a day job as a copywriter while writing poetry and more plays in his spare time. After eight years, his outside writing got in the way of his copywriting duties. Fired from his job, Pintauro needed a place to begin making a living as a poet, playwright and author. Finding his way to Sag Harbor in the late `60s, Pintauro in 1969 invested in two things -- a small Victorian house on John Street and a typewriter. In the `70s, he worked on two novels, Cold Hands, and State of Grace both published in the early `80s. The New York Times cited Cold Hands, about a young boy's coming of age, as a best novel of 1980. Though the typewriter has long since been traded for a computer, Pintauro still works from his house in Sag Harbor, when he isn't spending part of the winter in Florida. "Lately, I've been working on two pieces of fiction. They are interconnected novellas that add up to one novel," he said, and added he is also at work on an existing play that has been workshopped in London, Los Angeles and at the New Jersey Repertory Theater in Long Branch, N.J. He didn't want to give the title of his new work, or provide details of the stories. But, once again, he is rewriting. 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Moo is a Wheaton Terrier, which means he's a beach-sand colored, medium-sized dog. He is also lovably dumb. He is a real dog. He gets totally pumped when I say with excitement, "Moo, you want to wrestle? Come on!" He'll pop up from wherever he is and clobber around, then get spent and go outside and fall asleep. I spend countless hours thinking about what Moo thinks about. I feel like his internal monologue every day sounds like this. "I think I'll go outside today, but first I'm going to see if David or Dan has put any cheese in my dog dish. Nope, okay I'll go lay down on the couch. Holy cow, I'm tired. I love sleep. Gonna go to sleep right now. WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! MUST RUN OUTSIDE MUST RUN OUTSIDE. I'm onto something. This could be big. There is a burglar over here. I just know it. Hey! Hey! Come out! I know you're there! Hey! Hey? You there? Hello? Hmmm. What does that smell like? Why did I come outside? I'm tired, better go to the couch, but first better pee over here..." It's amazing how dogs become such an important part of our lives. I take care of Moo whenever my Dad leaves for New York City, so Moo and I have grown quite a bond. My Dad also has a bond with Moo, but his way of bonding with him is coming up with stranger and stranger ways of feeding him, then his way of either belittling, or bonding with me, is to explain, in great detail, exactly how he fed Moo this week and while he's away, how he wants me to feed Moo. I am not making this up. On Friday, this is exactly what my Dad said to me when I stopped by the house on the way to work from Montauk. "Son, you have to feed Moo while I'm away." "Okay no problem Dad. Thanks for reminding me." "Well listen, okay? I fed him yesterday and he REALLY likes this. Okay, I took half a jar of chicken and rice baby food, then added water to it. But it was hot water that I added. You just turn the hot water valve on the sink and hot water comes out. THEN I took his dog food and gently mixed it with the baby food and hot water, then put it into the microwave for 30 seconds. Then mixed it with a spoon. He loved it. He ate the whole thing." "Okay Dad, I got it." Now Moo, in general, eats just about anything. So no matter what you put in his dish, as long as it's beef, chicken or cheese flavored, he'll go nuts for it. My Dad doesn't seem to get this. Every time he feeds Moo and adds human food to his dog food and Moo likes it, he thinks he has discovered a totally new way of feeding Moo. My Dad has gone from feeding Moo dog food with Parmesan cheese, to shredded mozzarella cheese, to shredded cheddar, to Mexican shredded cheese, to baked beans, to baked beans with cheese and now we are on to beef or chicken flavored baby food. Keep in mind, my Dad has explained in great detail to me for about a year now, the different ways of mixing in the cheese or the baby food. "You have to mix it, otherwise he won't eat the dog food." If he's watching me while I mix the food, he'll say, "Don't mix it! He won't eat it if you mix it! What's wrong with you? You never listen." Today it's just Moo and me, and baby food, microwaved, mixed with dog food and hot water is on the menu. But I'm going to go an extra mile and top it off with some Parmesan cheese, so that when my Dad comes back and feeds Moo just the hot water with the dog food mixed with the baby food, Moo will be like, "What about the Parmesan cheese? I wish David was feeding me." And then the next time I see Moo, he'll be super excited to see me. The trouble with this is that my Dad will notice that Moo isn't nuts about his menu anymore and add another component, to which I will be forced to add to or change so that I will be Moo's favorite chef and my Dad will continue to tell me just exactly what it is that Moo likes, or so he thinks anyway. It's just one big chess match here at the Rattiner household. 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But haven't we all had moments when we overreacted to something? In a police station 15 years ago: "Now Ms. Flynn, driving a Bobcat through the sliding glass door and scooping up your children's toys and then driving and dumping them in a landfill is a little extreme, don't you think?" "You don't know these kids, Officer. I swear they are the spawn of Satan! One is three and the other is two. Together, they have the combined destructive power of a category five Tormado." "You mean tornado." "No, I mean tormado. That's what my daughter, the evil one, calls it. They call down the powers of Hell and in the three minutes it takes me to run to the bathroom and back, they have gotten toys I have never seen and filled in the remaining spaces on the rug, trapped the cat in the dishwasher, kneecapped the mailman with a wooden spoon and ground up my glasses in the sink disposal. I think they communicate telepathically with other children and systematically select one mother at a time to drive insane. It's their goal to take over the world. I think Mr. Rogers is their ringleader. I think he sends them messages through the TV." "Now, Ms Flynn. Stop and think about how that sounds." "You're right. Mr. Rogers couldn't do it alone. The Teletubbies must be in on it too. It's that Tinky Winky or maybe Po. No, Po isn't bright enough, definitely Tinky Winky." "You know what you need? You need to take some time off during the day, treat yourself a little, give yourself a break." "Right, and whose gonna watch the twin pillars of peril?" "How about your husband? Won't he watch them for a while?" "Not in this life." "Maybe you should get some valium from your doctor." "Now there's a idea I can use. Why didn't I think of that?" Two weeks later, in the same police station: "Ms Flynn, we're all real glad that you've stopped using construction equipment as a means of housekeeping and child rearing." By Sally Flynn "Yes, things are so much better now." "Can you tell me why your children just sit on the couch now and stare into space?" "I move them every hour." "Yes, I'm sure you do. But why are they so floppy and need to be positioned on the couch?" "It's your plan, I'm very happy." "My plan?" "You suggested I go a see a doctor and get some meds to help me deal with the stress of raising two children under five." "And you did that?" "Yes. I've been giving the kids regular doses and everything is just wonderful. There's no fighting, no destruction, no screaming, nothing. It's perfect. I get up in the morning, water the plants, position the children. I can't thank you enough for the advice." "Actually, I meant that you should take the medication." "They didn't have enough control before? You want ME to medicate MYSELF and give them all the strategic advantages in this parenting war? I think not." "It's called child abuse." "NO -- it's called self defense!" "Give me the medication, Ms. Flynn." "Here's my purse, get it yourself." "Everything in the bag is sticky and damp!" "My kids poured maple syrup in my bag before I put them on meds." "I see. You know, perhaps I've been a little hasty." Hampton Jitney Winter Schedule Effective Thurs., Jan. 3 through Wed., Apr. 30, 2008 To Manhattan Westbound � D E PA R T I N G ARRIV. 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Spacious captain's chairs and plush carpeting, Up to 17" leg room, FREE wireless internet service, Outlets for your electronics, Enhanced complimentary beverages and snacks, Personalized host service. These trips do not include Sag Harbor on Friday (Eastbound) and Sunday (Westbound). 631-283-4600 212-362-8400 DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 31 www.danshamptons.com Obama (continued from page 16) Texas was in, was tremendous. People were shouting encouragement here. People were shouting encouragement there. You would have thought Barack Obama was a rock star and these were members of his fan club. Well these ARE people in his fan club. Twenty minutes later -- it was now pushing 9:30 p.m. -- most of the callers had said their goodbyes and a few of us were left sitting around, including some from elsewhere in the house who were not Obama enthusiasts. We talked. The Obama people were quite clear that they thought Obama was going to win the nomination and then go on to win the presidency. "He is just so full of ideas," somebody said. "He throws them up on the wall. Some of them are bound to stick. And he's not a fanatic about it. If things don't stick, he's got other things." "He's going to need an army of people to try and get all his things done." Well, I thought. He's got an army. And if he wins, he's got the bureaucracy, a whole army of them too. "It's a bit chancy, voting for him." "Yes it is. But I'm willing to take that chance. It's time to take that chance." Some of the older people in the room said that the energy surrounding Obama reminded them of the energy that surrounded JFK 40 years ago. Others in the room talked about how it might be safer to vote for someone who was more cautious about things, someone like Hillary Clinton. Or John McCain. They were more circumspect. Possibly because they had more experience. "They're part of the establishment," somebody said. "With McCain, it's a whole different philosophy," someone else said. "And it's right out there. People can see it. And they can make the choice. This is going to be a wonderful election, I think. And I hope we win." I certainly could agree with that. This election campaign sure is a breath of fresh air. No doubt about it. And you know, I'm not so sure that either McCain or Hillary do have this software. � Grumman (continued from page 18) Last week, the government announced the results of the competition to build the next generation of their big warhorse C-130 cargo plane. The two competitors were Northrop-Grumman, which had made an alliance with the European aircraft manufacturer Airbus, and on the other side was Boeing, which was the maker of the C130. This was no ordinary contract. The value of the initial order of these planes would be $30 billion. That's right, billion with a B. The longrange value of the contract would exceed $100 billion. This amount exceeds the gross national product of many foreign countries. As you probably know, Boeing based in Seattle is the largest manufacturer of commercial aircraft in the world. They have recently been challenged by Airbus, the European consortium with its headquarters in Toulouse, France that, according to many in the business, has a considerable advantage over Boeing because it is owned by actual countries with almost limitless resources. Boeing has filed lawsuits about this. But Airbus has its own argument. Boeing has the long-term support of the American military. And the American military rivals Europe. Last year, it appeared that Airbus might actually surpass Boeing in size. But Airbus suffered a disaster. Its new superplane, an aircraft that would be able to accommodate about 800 passengers on two decks, developed technical trouble during the construction process. Airbus postponed the delivery of this aircraft. Then postponed it again. The postponement is now in the neighborhood of five years and counting, and this has seriously messed up the planning of many major airlines, all of which have now cancelled their orders and turned back to Boeing. What a setback for Airbus. Well, guess which bidder won the contract for the successor of the C-130 cargo plane? It was announced last week. On its merits, NorthropGrumman, allied with Airbus, has won with a plan for a cargo plane that will be better, cheaper and more practical than what was proposed by Boeing. Call it Leroy Grumman's revenge, if you like. Whatever it is, it's quite a turnaround for the American military and will have as serious impact on Boeing as the superplane is having on Airbus. Of course, it's too late for the Eastern End of Long Island. All that remains of Grumman out here these days is the big merry-go-round that is the centerpiece of downtown Greenport, given to that town by Grumman for $1 when they closed up shop in Calverton. It had been in Calverton for employee parties on the picnic grounds of that site during all those years. As for the runways at that airport, they are still there, although one of them is soon to be dug up and replaced with a lake, around which will be all sorts of rides and entertainments of a new theme park which will have as its centerpiece a 40-story tall ski mountain. That is, if the presence of endangered shorteared hoot owls found on the property grazing for the winter doesn't stop that project. But that's another story. � Lobstering (continued from page 26) allow other bacteria to infect the sensitive body of the lobster, like bacteria in a wound, and lead to their death. Bassam sees the bacteria's presence as a symptom, not a cause, and raises the question of a solution. If the problem is a result of the alteration in the environment, like water temperature, how is that changed? In the colder waters off the coast of Maine, these diseases and die-offs are practically nonexistent. Many lobsterman think the issue even more complex. Will this tasty crustacean go from being a delicacy to a luxury? Tim Spellman of Schmidt's seafood market buys locally when they are in season, but imports lobsters from Canada when the local supply runs out or starts to molt. Sam Respoli of Hampton Bays bought his lobster boat from Richie Miller. He used to lobster year round but now he switches from lobsterman to bayman -- clamming, scalloping or catching conch in the lobster off-season, "when they're out laying eggs in the late summer," he said. He sees the lobster populations as cyclical, like the foxes and rabbits, and that a combina- tion of complex environmental and biological factors created the 1999 crash. It may be that, like gypsy moths, lobsters reached a certain population density that couldn't be supported by the environment and so were killed off by disease. Despite the scientific theories, Respoli used his own barometer to know when to go out in the boat. " Lobsters are a lot like ants," he said. "When I see the ants coming out of the ground I am going to start lobstering." IT ! TO O M R E IZ Going on NOW Ask about the details... BEST BEST 2007 OF THE Big Sale!!! Hunter Douglas Products Drapery, Slipcovers & Cushions We are Celebrating 20 Years in Business Call Linda & Paul � Southampton 631-287-1515 www.wwunlimited.com 1043565 DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 32 www.danshamptons.com Dwarf (continued from page 19) stuff. Some burly fellow then carries him off. Later, they count the loot. To counteract this, Swebus has announced that they plan to put surveillance cameras in the luggage bays of their busses. They also intend to inspect all large bags, particularly those that are duffle bags held together at the top with rope fashioned in a bow. One way or another they will get to the bottom of this. Another luggage bay story comes from an American Airlines 757 aircraft that was flying over the Rockies westbound toward San Francisco three months ago. It had departed from Newark Airport. Suddenly, the pilot found that some of the controls that steer the plane were malfunctioning. He was able to continue along, but it was a struggle. He'd have to make an emergency landing somewhere soon. He informed the crew and the crew informed the passengers. It appeared that some of the lines going toward the tail of the plane had been severed somewhere. There were backup steering lines, but even a few of them seemed to be malfunc- tioning. Now he could only make left turns. Nevertheless, he slowed down, steadied the plane as he approached the runway and then, finally, made a successful emergency landing in Salt Lake City. All the passengers were shaken but happy to be alive, and they were escorted off the plane. Down below, the baggage handlers opened the luggage bay to be confronted by a large black lab, wagging his tail and displaying a whole lot of wires in his mouth. From what anybody can figure out, the lab, who had been brought aboard in a crate, had somewhere over Ohio chewed his way out of the crate. He walked around in the luggage bay for a while, sniffing the different bags, and then decided he didn't like it in there and ought to try to get out. The door was locked. So he went to plan B. He'd chew his way out. By St. Louis, he had chewed his way through the interior paneling along one wall, then over Kansas City he chewed his way to the wiring and the insulation, which he began to rip out with his front paws and teeth. He was making progress. Zipping over Nebraska, he tore out the metal cover of the wiring, and was happily beginning to get through the wires themselves when the plane began wobbling left to right and back. He would be through and out very soon. He could hear the wind whistling along on the other side of the metal skin of the aircraft. He'd have himself out in just a few more minutes. And then the plane landed, the cargo bay door opened and there he was. Hey, look at me! And then he jumped down and ran around for a while, celebrating. � Billboard (continued from page 17) flat screen TVs will display advertising visible to pilots and passengers flying into East Hampton. The revenue from these ads will be split 50/50 between Luxury Media Partners and the East Hampton Town Board. Originally the plan was to have advertisements at the airport involving huge Ralph Lauren billboard ads lining the end of the runway, featuring images of models. But that original plan was scrubbed. The man behind this project is Brian Pussilano, who said that they have already received verbal commitments from Audi and Polo Ralph Lauren for advertising, and they're in the process of closing deals on other luxury goods companies as the summer season approaches. The Town Board, which is largely in control of this project, is not cutting any corners when it comes to Town Code. Some of the light box advertisements might have to be readjusted so that they conform to town lighting regulations. The ads will of course, not be allowed to make any noise, either. The ad space will cost about $100,000 for the summer season and so far, the plan is not tremendously controversial. After a brief walk through the airport on a slow day to talk to people, not one person expressed concern that the advertisements would be a nuisance. Most were apathetic, while others knew a lot about the details of the deal. "They are trying to get the big guns, you know, Ferrari and other big companies. It should be very interesting," said a source who wished to remain anonymous. One would imagine the banner pilots who drag advertisements through the sky above the beaches might be a little agitated by this business endeavor. Bankrupt (continued from page 21) making payments to at least some doctors and then in November informed participating doctors that it was going out of business. Because it appears that MDNY's assets are quite limited, debts to individual doctors in the tens of thousands will go largely unpaid. In a liquidation proceeding, a company's assets (from a lease to computers to filing cabinets) are sold, and its unsecured creditors are paid from the cash on a proportional basis, but only after secured creditors are paid. The best that participating doctors can hope for in this situation is that MDNY's customer list can be sold to a competing insurance company for an amount high enough to 1044606 NEW CONSTRUCTION REMODELING & RENOVATIONS 631.259.3966 WWW.4WHALENHOMES.COM WHALENCONST@OPTONLINE.NET FAX: 631.653.9475 allow for at least some repayment. In fact, a new insurance company to be formed shortly is likely to buy the list. However, because many patients have already found new insurance, the once 25,000-member list is less likely to command a price than it could have some time ago, perhaps had MDNY addressed the problems sooner and in a more orderly way. Yet, some patients do remain enrolled -- and for now, they remain in a peculiar limbo. Patients were informed in November that the company would go out of business in May. (Insurance companies must provide six month's notice before canceling insurance.) Those who have not arranged for new insurance now find themselves paying premiums to a company that has insufficient assets to pay participating doctors. Meanwhile, those doctors no longer want to accept MDNY insurance, and many are going through a process of getting out of their contractual obligation to accept the insurance. Thus, many patients with MDNY insurance now must pay their doctors out of pocket. To make matters worse, if they wait too long to acquire replacement insurance, they may not be eligible for automatic coverage of pre-existing conditions. The unanswered question is how MDNY came to this. Was the business mismanaged, perhaps due to something as innocent as lack of sophistication in the complex insurance field? Was the business model flawed from the start? Or, more worrisome, did the business managers engage in some sort of fraud to keep the business running, bilking doctors along the way? Normally, business owners and managers cannot be held financially responsible to customers for a business's failure brought about by market conditions or even incompetence, but fraud is a different animal. Perhaps it will require a lawsuit to bring all of the facts into the open, so for now the story does not so much end as pause. Due to problems at MDNY, as of January 3 LIMC will no longer accept MDNY as a participating insurance carrier. If your insurance is MDNY, you will only be seen on self-pay basis. DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 33 www.danshamptons.com Tradition (continued from page 23) Jeff calls this "valet storage," because, on demand, your boat is placed safely into the water, or carefully taken out and stored. The company also sells both new and preowned boats, specializing in Cobalts (up to 46'), Pursuits (up to 37') and Southports (up to 30'). The top end boat they offer, fully loaded, costs $1.1 million. Strong's also sells outboard motors including Yamaha and Mercury, as well as inboard motors such as Mercruiser, Volvo and the legendary Cummins Diesel. Strong's Marine also specializes in water ski sales and products, often flying in the best skiers in the world for demonstrations and exhibitions. After adding a location in Southampton, Jeff said he now has 52 full-time employees, each of whom undergo an annual two-week retraining and continuing education class. Jeff also explained that the business has an affiliation in Flanders run by Carolyn and Vinny. But his biggest surprise has been the growth and vitality of the Internet boat sales business. "The internet sales blow me away," he said. Used boats have been sold as far away as Croatia, Mexico and Poland. Jeff estimates that since 1965 the company has sold over 3,500 boats. The website, www.strongsmarine.com, also provides information about sailing classes, captain courses and rental information and sale items. But the trademark of doing business with Strong's Marine is what Jeff calls the commitment to high-end full service. "We do things we weren't even asked to fix when we see they need attention," he explained. Jeff has come a long way from holding the nightlight and handing tools to his dad as he worked into the wee hours to get a boat ready by dawn. Now he and his wife Re, whom he calls his inspiration and best friend, run the show with their two sons, Jay and Ryan, the fourth generation of Strong's. Jay, a graduate of Babson College in Boston, is the sales manager and Ryan, who just recently completed his studies at Roger Williams in Rhode Island, has entered into the operations. In addition to his children, Jeff's sister Nancy is very active, having currently established a Lady Fins Boat Club. Jeff is proud of the many honors and cita- tions Strong's Marine has earned due to their commitment to excellence. It's rated in the top 20 of the 3,500 nationwide boat dealers. Strong's Marine is also a member of the Cobalt Top 20 group, allowing them to provide in depth information to customers. According to Jeff, the awards and citations are all a result of his grandfather's original goal. "We're a family oriented business with world-class service," he said. "Customer satisfaction is what moves us. We have always paid attention to every detail." After World War II when Stuart Strong was sailing back from his Naval service in the Pacific, he dreamed of a better world -- a better life for his future family. That dream was realized, not only for generations of Strong's but also for the many customers they have served. Buck (continued from page 20) arbors do not require building permits. Nobody was buying it. Those who spoke said it was a building. When asked by the chairman if there was anyone on the board who felt it was a fence or some other legal non-building, there was no answer. A final vote on this matter will take place on March 28 at 11 a.m. at the Village Emergency Service Building on Cedar Street in East Hampton. The other matter that the East Hampton Village Zoning Board considered last Friday morning was that of some perceived zoning violations on a house that is still under construction on a narrow street in a more modest part of the Village. The house being built is on Maidstone Avenue, a harrow street one block long with about 15 houses on it, all in a row. It sits on a 1/8th of an acre building site, replacing an older and more worn down house, and the plans call for it to only exceed the minimum size for a legal house in the community by 300 square feet. The builder, who is new to town and works as a carpenter, is Bradford Roaman. And this was the first house he had ever general contracted. He is building it for his grandmother. According to the building inspector, Lawrence, the same building inspector who ruled on the pergola over on West End Avenue, this house is being built 7/8ths of an inch closer to the side yard property line than allowed and 1 3/4 inches too close to the front yard property line than allowed. Where the plans show that there should be two steps going down from a back door to the yard, they have built three. And worst of all, when Roaman's framer got to the second floor, instead of following the plans that showed this outside second floor wall should be set back one foot ten inches from the first, he continued framing it straight up. The result was that this upstairs bedroom was 40 square feet bigger than the approved plans called for, which made the whole house 40 square feet bigger than the plans called for. Indeed, this error is apparently catastrophic. Because of the small lot size, the maximum number of square feet that was allowable for the entire house was 1,500 and the plans called for them using every last one of these feet. This error meant that the house was now 1,540 square feet. It was too big for its lot. Furthermore, on a lot of this small size, the maximum number of square feet allowed for ground coverage on the property also just happened to be 1,500. And although the wall on the second floor did not affect this, the additional step at ground level, the extra tiny bit of inches going all the way around and the addition of some heavy stone pavers leading up to the entry doors and set right on the ground now meant that the total footprint was 1,590 square feet. It was time for the members of the board, together with the general public in attendance, to have a go at Roaman. "Why did you do this?" somebody asked. "I was not aware that the house was built to just barely fit inside the legal limits." "You don't know East Hampton," somebody said. "I was more concerned that I might break the pyramid law (the invisible line forming a pyramid that goes up at an angle and inside of which all the structure must be enclosed). I mean, that's the hot button." "The Village does not have a pyramid law," the chairman, Andrew Goldstein, said. Roaman had brought an attorney, Stuyvesant Wainwright, to help him out at the hearing. Wainwright said that really this was just one mistake, with the framing along one wall on the second floor not set back. "I think I'm being charitable in saying that this is mistake upon mistake upon mistake," Goldstein said. "The house looms." A letter to the board from Mayor Rickenbacker, who lives with his wife a few doors down on Maidstone Avenue, was read aloud. "The language and intent of the zoning code of the Village must be upheld and not subject to abrogation by others for personal interpretation, interest or gain," the Mayor wrote. "At the end of the day, there are so many areas of mistakes that there have to be some corrective measures," said Board Member Larry Hillel. A local resident, Mary Ella Moeller, spoke about the situation. "If you are building something in the Village, it's your responsibility to know what Village laws are, and this man obviously took advantage of it," she said. "If he thinks he's going to get away with it, it would be a shame." Goldstein ended by saying that Roaman should go back home and make new plans to show how he could mitigate the situation, which was quite clearly caused by himself. As I said, billionaire or blue-collar worker, they all meet the same justice when they go before the local Zoning Boards of Appeals. Just try it yourself. � DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 34 www.danshamptons.com GUY-JEAN de FRAUMENI, 80 Guy-Jean de Fraumeni, former longtime Wainscott resident known for his "Hollywood in the Hamptons" column in Dan's Papers, died March 1 in Raleigh, NC where he had recently been living. A charismatic figure in his Texas hat and boots, Guy was an accomplished artist and musician as well as an award-winning producer/writer/director of European and American feature films. He also hosted the Dan's Papers They Made the Movie Here Film Festival for many years. Guy attended art schools in the U.S. and abroad and his works were featured in the Whitney Museum, the Museum of Modern Art in New York and Paris, the Fine Arts Museum in Rome and the Palace of Fine Arts in Mexico City. Guy began his career in television as a graphic designer for NBC, eventually designing and creating shows for many top producers and directors in the entertainment industry. He later went on to produce, direct and write many television programs and films. Guy was a 20th century Renaissance man who was never content with simply basking in past success. Once he achieved excellence in one field, he would apply his talents to another until he succeeded. He is survived by his three children Andrea, Robert and Philipa, his former wife Meg Gottemoeler, sister Nancy Saccocio, niece Cathy, nephew Lewis, son-in-law Richard Brimmall, daughter-in-law Barbara Fraumeni, grandchildren Andrew, Marianne, Alec and Madeline and partner Francine Lembo. A memorial service will be held in the spring in East Hampton. Subway (continued from previous page) other -- there are no seatbelts on the ride -- there comes the drop, 20 feet down a slippery water lined flume to a splash at the bottom in a deep underground tank. The car then bobs to the surface, rights itself and continues on uneventfully for another ten minutes to its conclusion. At the stand at the underground end of the ride, patrons can buy pictures of themselves to see what they look liked as they survived the Spielberg Drop. (Note: Steven Spielberg has no connection whatsoever with the Spielberg Drop.) When the ride is over, subway cars decked out to look like ambulances take the patrons on the parallel track back up the long climb to the Lobster Inn Station to their parked cars. "What a treat," said Mayor Mark Epley of Southampton Village as he came out at the end of the ride at the parking lot across from the Lobster Inn with his kids. COMMISSIONER ASPINALL'S WEEKLY MESSAGE These are good times for the Hampton Subway. Our "De Luxe" service in the front sub- way car of each train is a big hit among A listers. The experiment to try out an alternate fuel may have resulted in some overheating of train engines and a few blown pistons, but otherwise went pretty well, I think. Our regular straphangers, who commute by the thousands in the rear cars every day may be complaining a bit about the loss of their front car and inability to get past the velvet rope even though they have the proper number of Euros. To them I say, you've still got the joy of rubbing shoulders, maybe not the shoulders you might like to rub against, but, well, it was just a matter of speaking, there you are, in the cars right behind some of the most important shoulders in the world and that in and of itself is a blessing. As for the Spielberg Drop, which my brother Biff built so badly -- it was really not his fault, it was the architectural specs -- by digging the two ends toward the middle and then have them not meet up, it has been an absolute dream for us. After the $10 million subway spur had to be abandoned just one week after its opening by order of the US Department of Transportation, which claimed that the big drop was unacceptable, he and I bought it for the bargain basement $500,000, and now look at it. Along with Splish Splash in Wading River, the Riverhead Mountain Ski Resort now coming to fruition in Calverton and the Atlantis Aquarium in Riverhead, we've now taken our special place in the annals of East End amusements. And the money is rolling in. Hooray for free enterprise. Lemons to lemonade. As I did say last week, I can still perform the duties of being Commissioner here for the Hampton Subway. It's my day job. My night job is with the Spielberg Drop where I am in attendance for the 6 p.m. to midnight shift, if you'd like to come by to shake my hand. And my hat is off to the Lone Sharks for writing "Doing the Spielberg Drop" and then figuring out those jerky moves to the dance accompanying it. I hear that Vivian and the Merrymakers are coming up with something too. And wasn't that a wonderful fundraising party for Guild Hall at the Rainbow Room on Monday night? � Rehab (continued from page 21) Westhampton as in most other parts of the country, there IS a context, that is to say -- there is a wide range of facilities among which Seafield is just one. Within ten miles of Westhampton there is a prison, a fishing fleet, an air rescue airport, a Coast Guard station, numerous beach resorts, a performing arts center, a hospital, subsidized housing, numerous downtowns, etc. About 60,000 people live within ten miles of Seafields. Here on Shelter Island, there are the summer people, the local people, some fishing, a bunch of bars and bed and breakfast places, two hotels and two golf courses. Recent additions have been a horse ranch and a classical music camp. Rehab center does not roll off the tongue after horse ranch and music camp. In McKinsey's brochure, he describes how the like a bowl of cherries. call 631-537-0500 to place an ad today! day begins with yoga, how there is lots of oneon-one and group activities and how no alcohol or drugs will be tolerated. There will be no Medicare or medical cards accepted, which will mean that he doesn't need a license from the State of New York to run this facility as a public intake. The cost of a stay at Safe Harbor will be about $35,000 a month. He tries in his brochure to define some of the upsides of having this facility on the Island. Regarding the Ram's Head Inn, he describes it as a sort of out of control party hotel with thousands of people carousing on the lawns, something that will be happily put a stop to by the re-creation of the place as Safe Harbor Retreat at Shelter Island. The Ram's Head Inn has just 22 rooms with accommodations for 44 people. It is the center of activities for the social set, where weddings, coming out parties, cotillions and bar mitzvahs have been held since 1924. The Inn currently hosts about ten weddings a year on the property. According to James and Linda Eklund, who will retain ownership of the property, there will certainly be no new buildings constructed on the property without their approval. Would it have a fence around it? It is illegal to fence a rehab. People can't legally be held in a rehab facility. The clients would be free to walk off or bike off or row off. Though, by rehab rules, they are "discharged" and not welcomed back if they walk off. Of course, there is an upside. And it is money. This facility, if it succeeds in what it says it will do, will bring into Shelter Island probably 30 jobs as cooks, security people, janitors, waiters and attendants. It will probably gross about $10 million a year, some of which will surely stick to the outstretched hands of the Islanders. What you won't get, and this is in this literature sent out, is paparazzi and TV interview trailers, signs, promotional activities, helicopters circling about high overhead, signs and swooning crowds of people waiting to get a glimpse of the likes of Lindsey Lohan and Britney Spears. The Safe Harbor Retreat won't permit it. (How about that!) I think it will come down to this -- if you like Shelter Island the way it is and want to keep it going in that direction, you'll oppose this. If you have a fear of the unknown, you will oppose this. If you like money and feel the inrush of yearround money will shine the place up and send it off into a better direction, you will be in favor of it. � DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 35 www.danshamptons.com GORDIN'S VIEW BARRY GORDIN "MEDEA" AT THE NATIONAL BLACK THEATER As part of Black History Month, West Harlem Senator Bill Perkins honored Tony Award Winning actress Trezana Beverley, who is appearing in "Medea" at The National Black Theatre. The new translation of the Euripides classic by Nicholas Rudall, directed by Petronia Paley features an all black ensemble in a powerful staging of the Greek tragedy. For tickets call 212-868-4444. Dathan B. Williams, Renauld White Grace Jones, Petronia Paley Wesley Autrey, Jackie Jeffries Theresa Freeman, Tom White "A LONG AND WINDING ROAD" Broadway and Grammyaward winning recording artist Maureen McGovern appeared at The Metropolitan Room singing from her new album "A Long and Winding Road". Maureen McGovern, Steve Masili Flora Gillard, Norman Small, Natalie Clarke Trezana Beverley, Debra Ann Byrd LOVE N' COURAGE The Theater for The New City honored Edward Albee at their 5th annual "Love N' Courage" benefit for emerging playwrights hosted by Elaine Stritch in New York. ERVIN & EDITH DRAKE HONORED Musical Mondays honored songwriter Ervin Drake and his wife Edith at Sardi's in NYC. Edward Albee Elaine Stritch, Eli Wallach Marian Seldes Ervin Drake, Joey Reynolds, Edith Drake Betsy Von Furstenberg, Ga Ga Bill Irwin, Joel Vig Anne Jackson Sheldon Harnick Mark Kudisch, Ron Raines DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 36 www.danshamptons.com Dan's North Fork THE BARREL... OVER with Lenn Thompson Consulting Oenologist making the wines. Earlier this week the Long Island Merlot Alliance (LIMA) announced the appointment of Len Dest as Executive Director. Dest has been tasked with expanding research, marketing and promotion--all to establish and enhance Long Island's reputation as America's premier region for merlot. Dest joins LIMA from Duckwood Advisors, LLC a professional management and marketing consulting company based in the Greater NY area. LIMA has been relatively quiet since its formation in late 2005, but that's not because the organization hasn't been doing lots of work behind the scenes. Last summer, they sponsored an intern, Christopher Grassotti, a student in the Masters degree program in viticulture and enology at Ecole Nationale Sup��rieur Agronomique in Montpellier, France. Grassotti worked with LIMA members and Alice Wise at Cornell University with the hopes of defining the dominant and strongly identifiable aroma profiles of Long Island merlot and identifying the differences found in other quality wine regions. The group's first co-produced wine, the 2004 Merliance, has sold out of most outlets, but LIMA expects to release the 2005 vintage this spring. Visit www.longislandmerlot.com for more information about the group and its goals. Jazz, Winemaker Goings and LIMA News Long Island Winterfest winds down this weekend after a month of events that have been, according to Bob Palmer of Palmer Vineyards, "An unqualified success." Winterfest, a three-year old annual event meant to attract people to North Fork wine country in the off season, has struck a chord because of this year's theme of "Jazz on the Vine." 2008's festival has had a huge positive influence on the region. According to Palmer, "Not only did it bring increased business to the winery but it brought out people who had not been out here before and will, I hope, return again." Winter weekends can be slow at North Fork tasting rooms, but the jazz has been a great draw. Hal Ginsburg from Clovis Point Wines has hosted two concerts. "The music was great and the crowds were great so it was definitely a success," he said. "And we did significantly more business than on a typical weekend in the winter." There are ten more concerts this weekend. (For a complete list, visit liwinterfest.com/liwinterfest/calendar.html) Spring is a season of rebirth, a time to start over, and two local wineries will be starting spring with new winemakers. John Levenberg, who joined Bedell Cellars a couple years ago after stints at some top California producers, has left Bedell. Bedell has not commented on the matter much beyond confirming the move. They will, however, continue with assistant winemaker Kelly Urbanik, founding winemaker Kip Bedell and Pascal Marty, North Fork Events FRIDAY, MARCH 7 NUNSENSE AT NFCT- 8 p.m. The North Fork Community Theatre, Mattituck, presents `Nunsense' by Dan Goggin, starring Anne Motto Gilvarry, Marilee Scheer, Kimet Speed, Peggy Ashton Straub and Alicia Thompson. Directed by Mike Hipp; musical direction by Dee Laveglia; produced by Mary Motto Kalich. Tickets: $15. 631-298-NFCT, www.NFCT.com. OPENING RECEPTION- At the Riverhead Free Library from 5-7 p.m. check out the opening reception for Teen Art Show sponsored by Friends of Library, in Elizabeth Fox Overton Gallery. Complimentary light refreshments. On view through March 24. 631-727-3228, ext. 0. GETTING PUBLISHED LECTURE- At 7:30 p.m. check out the `Getting Published' lecture by Michele Scott at Eastern Long Island Quilters Guild meeting, Southold Town Recreation Center, Peconic. Learn about copyrights, photos, writing patterns, marketing and more. Nonmembers, $5. 631-886-1354. NORTH FORK AUDUBON SOCIETY- The North Fork Audubon Society at 11 a.m. invite you and your kids to help birds and marine life by clearing the beach of garbage washed up from winter storms. Also check out the new observation platform if weather permits. Meet at Red House, Inlet Pond Park, Greenport. 631-477-3988. QUILTER'S GUILD LECTURE- From 8:30 a.m.-5 p.m. the Eastern Long Island Quilters Guild's National Quilting Day features guest teacher/lecturer Michele Scott, who presents two half-day workshops and midday lecture. At Riverhead High School. Lecture: 1-1:45 p.m.; $10. Workshop times and fees vary. 631-728-3068, www.eliqg.com. OCEANS OF HOPE BENEFIT- From 7 p.m.-midnight is the Eighth annual Oceans of Hope benefit hosted by Riverhead Foundation for Marine Research and Preservation, at Atlantis Marine World, Riverhead. Tickets: $150, includes cocktails, dinner, dancing and silent auction. Sponsorships available. RSVP: 631-3699840, www.riverheadfoundation.org. 369-9840, www.riverheadfoundation.org. FREE YOGA- 3-4:15 p.m.--Free Hatha yoga classes for beginners at Mary H. Smith Recreation Center, Greenport. Bring nonskid, body-length mat. 765-3005. UPCOMING EVENTS WOMEN MAKING WAVES WORKSHOP, SATURDAY, APRIL 26- Port of Egypt Marine to offer a spring workshop for female boaters. Includes boating safety, tips on cruising, knot tying, nautical charts, dock tying, and use of VHF and GPS electronics. 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. Located in Southold. 631-765-2445. THE NORTH FORK AUDUBON SOCIETY- At 8 a.m. on Tuesdays with Tom; visit various local birding "hot spots" including Dune Road on South Fork, with Tom Damiani, in search of wintering birds; dress appropriately for weather. Meet for carpooling at Red House, Inlet Pond County Park, Greenport. Nonmembers, $5. 631-2753202, firstname.lastname@example.org. SATURDAY, MARCH 8 NUNSENSE AT NFCT- 8 p.m. The North Fork Community Theatre, Mattituck, presents `Nunsense' by Dan Goggin, starring Anne Motto Gilvarry, Marilee Scheer, Kimet Speed, Peggy Ashton Straub and Alicia Thompson. Directed by Mike Hipp; musical direction by Dee Laveglia; produced by Mary Motto Kalich. Tickets: $15. 631-298-NFCT, www.NFCT.com. THE SEAL CRUISES!- Through April 27 check out the Seal Cruises with the Riverhead Foundation for Marine Research & Preservation aboard Lady JV through Hempstead Bay, offering fun and facts; boat has heated cabin and snack bar. Adults, $20; seniors and children up to 12; $17; carry-on child, $5. Reservations: 631369-9840, www.riverheadfoundation.org. CAPTAIN'S LECTURE- At 4 p.m. the Oysterponds Historical Society hosts lecture "The Best Captain Who Ever Stepped Aboard a Five-Master: The Adventure of William Harper Potter of Orient" by Clyde Mellinger at Peconic Landing, Greenport. Free; reservations recommended. 631-323-2480. SUNDAY, MARCH 9 WINE AND CHEESE- Lieb Family Cellars presents a wine and cheese pairing at 11 a.m. until closing. Located in Cutchogue. 631-298-1942. JAZZ AT THE LIBRARY- At the Riverhead Free Library 1:30 p.m. check out a Jazz Program featuring musicians Ranny Reeve and Gary Selander and original compositions by students. Free. 631-727-3228, ext. 0. NUNSENSE AT NFCT- At 2:30 p.m. The North Fork Community Theatre, Mattituck, presents `Nunsense' by Dan Goggin, starring Anne Motto Gilvarry, Marilee Scheer, Kimet Speed, Peggy Ashton Straub and Alicia Thompson. Directed by Mike Hipp; musical direction by Dee Laveglia; produced by Mary Motto Kalich. Tickets: $15. 631-298-NFCT, www.NFCT.com. THE SEAL CRUISES!- Through April 27 check out the Seal Cruises with the Riverhead Foundation for Marine Research & Preservation aboard Lady JV through Hempstead Bay, offering fun and facts; boat has heated cabin and snack bar. Adults, $20; seniors and children up to 12; $17; carry-on child, $5. Reservations: 631- ONGOING EVENTS WEIGHT LOSS � The second Tuesday of every month, Dr. RussL'HommeDieu, a physical therapist holds a free weight management lecture & discussion session for people fighting similar weight loss problems. The discussion is moderated by Dr. Russ, who has upheld a 200pound weight loss himself. Space is limited. For more information contact New Life at 888-446-7764. REIKI CIRCLES- Reiki Circles Monday Nights @ Grace Episcopal Church Last Monday of the month, meetings are held at Peconic Bay Medical Center. For more Information, contact Ellen J. McCabe at (631) 7272072 CAROUSEL � The Greenport Village carousel in Mitchell Park is open Saturdays, Sundays and school holidays from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Info for all facilities at the park including the ice rink and camera obsura can be found by calling 631-477-2200. CUSTER OBSERVATORY� Weather permitting Custer staff will be on hand to assist visitors in observing the night sky using their telescopes. From sunset until midnight in Southold. Call 631-765-2626. DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 37 www.danshamptons.com Dan's North Fork NF Native Writes Book About Manhattan Jean Marie Pierson's Book Signing Held At Lenz Winery Was A Tremendous Success Photos by David Lion Rattiner Jean Marie Pierson Zareen Jaffery, Stephanie Blumfeld, Maureen Howard, Mariam Parker Jean Marie Pierson and Dorothy Dean Thomas, Director Of Marketing For Lenz Winery By David Lion Rattiner It was an absolutely wonderful evening at Lenz Winery in Peconic. The vineyard itself is stunning, with an amazing tasting room that captures that magical balance between man and nature that the North Fork is famous for. But this wasn't just a visit to the winery, this was the opportunity to meet and greet author Jean Marie Pierson, whose book "No Good Girls" is selling in bookstores all over the country. The party had the true essence of the North Fork Community. Children dressed up in little suits were running around eating cheese, as friends and fans all waited in line to purchase a copy of "No Good Girls" or to get a glass of Lenz's wide selection of wines, which of course, were all on display at this sensational gathering. The support for artists and writers on the North Fork is always encouraging, and that night was extra special because of the remarkable success of Jean Marie Pierson, one of Southold's daughters. Pierson's recent writing success is certainly worth a celebration, and the entire North Fork community showed up at Lenz to show support for her. Many of them remember her from when she used to work at Lenz Winery, while others knew her from grade school, and others knew her from Penn State University, where Ms. Pierson graduated. Today Ms. Pierson lives in Manhattan, which was the big inspiration behind her debut novel. This writer has only been through the first few pages, but I can you tell you from what I have read so far, this book is laugh out loud funny. Stay tuned for a full book review in Dan's Papers. Without any doubt, the true community vibe, the passion for the arts, and the best tasting wine in the world all were as clear as day at this book event. It's just what it really is all about on the North Fork. Motorcoach Service between The North Fork & New York City Winter Schedule Effective Thurs., Jan. 3 through Wed., Apr. 30, 2008 Westbound* AM LIGHT To Manhattan Mon thru Fri -- -- -- -- 6:00 6:10 6:15 6:20 6:30 6:35 6:40 6:45 6:50 6:55 8:50 9:00 7 Days -- 7:00 7:05 7:07 7:15 7:25 7:30 7:35 7:45 7:50 7:55 8:00 8:05 8:10 9:50 10:00 7 Days 9:30 9:35 9:40 9:42 9:50 10:00 10:05 10:10 10:20 10:25 10:30 10:35 10:40 10:45 12:20 12:30 7 Days 11:30 11:35 11:40 11:42 11:50 12:00 12:05 12:10 12:20 12:25 12:30 12:35 12:40 12:45 2:20 2:30 7 Days 2:30 2:35 2:40 2:42 2:50 3:00 3:05 3:10 3:20 3:25 3:30 3:35 3:40 3:45 5:20 5:30 READ DOWN PM BOLD Orient Point Orient Village East Marion Peconic Landing Greenport Southold Peconic Cutchogue Mattituck Laurel Jamesport Aquebogue Riverhead Tanger Outlet Airport Connection Manhattan Mon Only -- -- -- -- 4:45 4:50 4:55 5:00 5:10 5:15 5:20 5:25 5:30 5:35 7:15 7:25 Sun, Mon, Thurs & Fri 7 Days 4:00 5:30 4:05 5:35 4:10 5:40 4:12 5:42 4:20 5:50 4:30 6:00 4:35 6:05 4:40 6:10 4:50 6:20 4:55 6:25 5:00 6:30 5:05 6:35 5:10 6:40 5:15 6:45 6:50 7:00 8:20 8:30 W Sun Only 7:45 7:50 7:55 7:57 8:05 8:15 8:20 8:25 8:35 8:40 8:45 8:50 8:55 9:00 10:35 10:45 Sun, Mon, ARRIV. D E PA R T I N G Eastbound* AM LIGHT D E PA R T I N G ARRIVING � * To North Fork Sat Only 7:20 7:25 7:30 8:00 8:20 9:40 9:45 9:50 9:55 10:00 10:05 10:15 10:20 10:25 10:35 10:45 10:50 10:55 7 Days 9:35 9:40 9:45 10:00 10:20 11:40 11:45 11:50 11:55 12:00 12:05 12:15 12:20 12:25 12:35 12:45 12:50 12:55 7 Days 11:20 11:25 11:30 12:00 12:20 1:40 1:45 1:50 1:55 2:00 2:05 2:15 2:20 2:25 2:35 2:45 2:50 2:55 7 Days 1:20 1:25 1:30 2:00 2:25 3:40 3:45 3:50 3:55 4:00 4:05 4:15 4:20 4:25 4:35 4:45 4:50 4:55 7 Days 3:20 3:25 3:30 4:00 4:25 6:15 6:20 6:25 6:30 6:35 6:40 6:50 6:55 7:00 7:10 7:20 7:25 7:30 Thurs & Fri 5:20 5:25 5:30 6:00 6:25 7:45 7:50 7:55 8:00 8:05 8:10 8:20 8:25 8:30 8:40 -- -- -- (631) 283-4600 (212) 362-8400 1044924 � READ DOWN PM BOLD Manhattan/86th Manhattan/69th Manhattan/59th Manhattan/44th Airport Connection Tanger Outlet Riverhead Aquebogue Jamesport Laurel Mattituck Cutchogue Peconic Southold Greenport East Marion Orient Village Orient Point Thurs & 7 Days Fri 6:20 7:50 6:25 7:55 6:30 8:00 7:00 8:30 7:25 8:50 8:40 8:45 8:50 8:55 9:00 9:05 9:15 9:20 9:25 9:35 9:45 9:50 9:55 10:10 10:15 10:20 10:25 10:30 10:35 10:45 10:50 10:55 11:05 -- -- -- On select trips, North Fork passengers may be required to transfer in Manorville. Visit our website www.hamptonjitney.com for Online Reservations, Information and Value Pack orders DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 38 www.danshamptons.com Dan's North Fork "Vermont Coziness on the North Fork" is their motto, and coziness is a very apt way to describe this charming, warm, but unpretentious restaurant that is now celebrating its fifteenth anniversary in total and its ninth under the ownership of Jonathan and Rene Perkins. The blazing fireplace in the entrance hall welcomes you and this feeling is accentuated by the very personable and well-trained staff. One of the reasons for the continuing success of the Cooperage Inn, apart from consistently good food, comes from their willingness to adapt to the needs of their clientele and to offer a variety of events to attract both old and new patrons. Recently they modified their menu to offer both small plates and large plates. Size is always relative and you have to understand that normal portions here are very substantial by any standard, so small here does not equate to the Cooperage Inn 2218 Sound Avenue Baiting Hollow 631-727-8994 `tapas' style. More on this later. We started our evening with an excellent Caribbean Cosmopolitan from their extensive cocktail list and a glass of typically crisp clean Chardonnay from Lenz, which was absolutely wonderful. A cold wet night called out for a bowl of soup, and the lentil soup was thick, fragrant and was served with an excellent portion of pulled pork. The pork combined with some of their excellent home baked bread could almost make a meal in itself, but restraint was called for! Next, we shared one of their oversized salads, featuring sesame-crusted calamari with a mustard soy vinaigrette. This was a superb blend of tastes, textures and temperatures that produced a great salad that surely could have sufficed to feed three or four as part of a meal. The crisp calamari melted in the mouth, the salad greens were varied and very fresh tasting and overall, we rated this as a truly exceptional salad and one to highly recommend. For our main courses, Stella chose one of the house "Where chefs put `local' into culinary delights" Joanne Starkey - NY Times - 08/19/07 Sunday Buffet Brunch y t h Beginning Sunday, March 2. $29 PER PERSON INCLUDES A MANOR MIMOSA OR BLOODY MARY. Menu items include Cornmeal Crusted Catfish, Black Forest Ham, Omelets to Order, Sugar Dale Bacon, Beet Salad with Creme Fraiche, Waffles with Strawberry Sauce, Apple Crisp and Pastries. PRIX FIXE Sunday - Thursday � $29 Per Person 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport Reservations 631-722-0500 jamesportmanor.com � email@example.com Matthew Kar, Owner � Eric Rickmers, Executive Chef Private Dining Rooms Lunch, Dinner Served Daily (closed Tuesdays) 1045203 1045039 Please join the Dan's Papers' campfire by advertising in the 2008 Summer Camps Guide Published on March 21 For more information, please call your Sales Representative, Today at 631-537-0500 LARGEST WEEKLY CIRCULATION IN THE HAMPTONS, MONTAUK, THE NORTH FORK, RIVERHEAD, SHELTER ISLAND, BELLPORT, THE MORICHES, PORT JEFFERSON, STONY BROOK AND SETAUKET. Plus Special Manhattan Distribution P.O. Box 630 � 2221 Montauk Highway � Bridgehampton, NY 11932 � (631) 537-0500 � (631) 537-6374 Founded in 1960 � The First Free Resort Newspaper in America signature dishes, chicken Tuscano, with proscuitto, roasted red peppers, artichoke hearts and spinach in a port wine demi-glaze and melted fresh mozzarella. While I opted for one of the new `small plates' consisting of two jumbo shrimp filled with crab and shrimp stuffing and scampi garlic butter. Both dishes, though very different, were well cooked and full of deep, rich tastes. Each was served with a medley of correctly al dente broccoli, red pepper and zucchini and we also tried a side of some very addictive fries. The special dessert of the evening sounded enticing. Bartlett pear upside down cake with house made ginger ice cream, cr�me anglaise and caramel sauce with seasonal berries was as good as it reads. Again, we were glad that we shared because it was a really good sized portion, and with a cup of strong espresso and the indulgence of a glass of Sambuca (with the traditional three coffee beans to wish wealth, health and happiness) to keep out the winter chills, it was a perfect end to a very enjoyable meal in very pleasant surroundings. Soft, suitably romantic music played in the background during the evening. Everything here is well thought out to make diners comfortable and relaxed and this extends even to the pricing, which is remarkably reasonable. Oversized salads range from $12 to $15; signature dishes are from $22; the small plates run from $16 to $22 for a 10oz house aged shell steak, and the large plates are from $42 to $62 for a mammoth seafood crockpot containing shrimp, scallops, mussels, catch of the day and lobster. Many people have become regulars at the Friday night buffet table, which offers a very varied selection of hot and cold dishes and desserts for $25. Future special events include their participating in the upcoming Hamptons Restaurant Week, scheduled for March 30th until June the 4th. Also on Sunday April 20th at 5.00 p.m. a murder dinner theatre will take place in the restaurant, and you are invited to participate as well as enjoy a special full three-course dinner. The cost of the evening is $49.95 - I am not sure if you get a full refund if you turn out to be the victim! Details of all of these events can be obtained by calling the restaurant. This is a great restaurant for casual spur of the moment dining, special celebrations, or those wonderful romantic `diners a deux.' The kitchen, under Executive Chef Michael Hegeman and his talented sous chefs John Brisciani, Kevin Lueck and John Bauer, maintains a very high standard of quality and consistency. � Roy Bradbrook 1044937 DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 39 www.danshamptons.com Wooden Ships on the Water, Sailing Free and Easy From AMFs to Zodiacs, the shores of the Hamptons are littered with boats and while most of these seafaring vessels are pumped out of factories from fiberglass molds, there are a select few, beautiful wooden ships sailing among them. These boats are a reminder of the stunning craftsmanship of a bygone time. Like many trades that have been replaced by machines, shipbuilding was a major industry on the east coast. But as whaling went out of fashion and pleasure boats evolved into powerboats, wood was replaced by polymer and epoxies. Sure these boats are considered faster, safer and more hydrodynamic, but what about the simple magnificence of wood grain? Of something built by hand? Of something that was unique? With so much of the East End looking for the newest things, it's a good thing that some Hamptons residents have their feet planted in tradition. The East End Classic Boat Society (EECBS) started in the 1990s at an abandoned lobster pound at the end of Gann Road on Three Mile Harbor, when a few men came together and began restoring wooden boats. The property was eventually taken over by the East Hampton Town Marine Patrol and they were forced out. In 1999, the EECBS became an incorporated non-profit organization and like a ship in a storm, found safe harbor wherever they could. Boats were built in the yards of members, on the lawn of the Sag Harbor Whaling Museum and at the Marine Museum on Bluff Road in Amagansett. About three years ago, acknowledging the merit of the EECBS, the Historic Society of East Hampton offered property adjacent from the Marine Museum to the nautical life. A wonderful construct a community boat building facility. The process of offering of the EECBS are raising funds (over $350,000 classes in boatbuilding, Although they had to be put on has been privately donated) and building the boat shop has been the back burner during the construction of the new shop, a long one, but by this summer the EECBS should have a new look for classes this summer in home and the East End will all nautical fields, including rope splicing, steam bending, have an incredible permanent resource. The timber framed navigation skills, oar making, and spar making. This sumstructure stands at 28' x 48' and The EECBS's brand new building. mer, the EECBS will also offer provides ample room to work on all types of ships � the first of which will probably be classes in building wooden kayaks. Not interested in getting your hands dirty, but still a replica of an 18-foot surf dory. The dory is based on intrigued by what the EECBS is all about? Members the 100-year-old design of Amagansett boat builder Tom Bennett. With the new facilities in Amagansett are at the East Hampton Marine Museum on Wednesdays and Saturdays and are always looking for and Bennett's historic prominence in East End waters, it is an appropriate undertaking for the EECBS. volunteers. Another option is to visit Louse Point on There are also talks � just talks mind you, � the second weekend in August for their annual picnic. between some of the members to build a whaleboat. Classic boats, mostly built or repaired by the Society, With Sag Harbor's history rooted in the whaling are on shore for you to borrow. Take a row or sail in one industry, building a whaleboat seems like a fitting of these beautiful boats and you'll begin to understand project. The Society would look to use the 32-foot long the power of a hand-made vessel. When you experiboat during Harborfest and perhaps even compete in ence the magnificence of these boats, you will underraces against whaleboat replicas from Newport and stand the craftsmanship and man-hours that have Mystic. Other projects on the horizon are finishing two gone into constructing these floating works of art. Optimus Pram boats and a Lightning class sailboat. Then all you have to do is join the EECBS. With the They would be sold or raffled at the end of the sumreturn to wooden boats comes retro prices: The cost of mer. membership is only 25 bucks. The East End Classic Boat Society isn't just about For more information on the East End Classic Boat classic boats and you don't even need to own a boat to Society visit www.eecbs.org. become a member. 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This year's winter boat shows have debuted a fleet of innovative new devices, all worthy of the "Q Branch" and all musthaves for the 2008 boating season. So whether you're an avid angler, a weekend cruiser or a day-tripper, here are the top ten gadgets that are making waves from the Atlantic Ocean to the Peconic Bay. "Now pay attention, 007." Davis Inflatable Key Buoy: Misplacing your keys is bad enough at home, but when you drop them into the water, it's safe to say they're not turning up...unless you have Davis' inflatable key buoy. When the keychain makes contact with the water, the ring releases a self-inflating air tube that shoots your keys to the surface. $6.99, davisnet.com Gill Floatable Sunglasses: Admiring the beautiful Long Island Sound from a pair of water skis isn't quite as exciting when the blazing sun blinds you. Fortunately, Gill makes a line of polarized lenses that offer full UVA/UVB protection and float in water, so you only lose your pride in the event of a nasty wipeout. $40-$60, gillmarine.com Coleman Rechargeable Blender: If you like pina coladas and you have half a brain, make sure to include Coleman's new rechargeable blender on your next booze cruise. This battery-operated blender is powerful enough to chop through blocks of ice to make the perfect frozen beverages and with rubber grips, even the bumpiest of rides remain spill-free. $99, coleman.com iCom M34 Floating VHF Radio: Keep your VHF radio out of Davey Jones' Locker with this innovative new floating handheld. With large push buttons, a wide LCD screen and a waterproof, easy-to-grip hourglass design, the M34 allows you to say "Breaker-breaker" or more importantly, "Mayday-mayday," anytime, anywhere. $179, icomamerica.com Mustang's Inflatable PFD with HIT: Everybody knows safety comes first, but does it always have to come with gawky padding and awkward tan lines? Fortunately, with Mustang's line of inflatable Personal Floatation Devices, you'll have maximum mobility and minimal coverage. The vests inflate automatically when submerged in water or manually by pulling on the yellow tab and even come in a limited edition hot pink. $200-$300, mustangsurvival.com Olympus Stylus 850SW: Accidents happen, but they no longer have to happen to your camera thanks to the virtually indestructible Olympus Stylus 850SW. 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The Airis Kayaks are tear and abrasion resistant, quick to inflate, simple to use and so portable, you can toss one on your back and walk it home. $750-$1250, airisinflatables.com Revere's Costal Compact Life Raft: Targeting coastal boaters and roughly the size of a small valise, the Coastal Compact life raft has more than just a clever name. These award-winning rafts come in two and four person sizes, weigh only fifteen pounds packed, and are extremely stable in rough sea conditions. $950, reveresupply.com Furuno's NAVNET 3D The Cadillac of GPS devices, Furuno's new Navnet 3D has incorporated the latest Time Zero technology to eliminate any delays along your route. With the easy to use LCD touch screen, you can chart your progress, evaluate your depth, check the weather, even search for fish, all with a simple lift of your finger. $2,399.99,navnet.com � Alexandra Calamari It's a Bird.... It's a Plane.... No it's the Hottest Website and it's Just a Click Away 1044931 DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 41 www.danshamptons.com Ready, Set, Sail It's only March, but for die-hard boaters it's never too early to start preparing for the season � from the practical stuff to the totally unnecessary but fun gadgets. Of course, the most important thing you can do before getting your sailboat in the water is to inspect your sails for any damage. Doing this isn't rocket science, but is often overlooked by sailors who are anxious to get new rigging or painting done. The best way to inspect your sails is to simply spread them out on the floor inside your home. If you can't find ample space in your home for all the sails, then lay them out individually in a systematic fashion. Don't put your sails on grass or concrete. Grass can stain and concrete can tear them, so it's best to do this process indoors. When inspecting your sails, look for small tears as well as undesirable stains that can come from just about anything. The smaller the tear, the smaller the cost of repair. However, if it goes unnoticed, the tear will undoubtedly grow bigger and become more expensive. Up next, at least for this sailor, is to make sure the engine is in order. If you have your engine winterized at a marina, let them know that you are getting ready to put your boat in the water. It is always good to be on the top of the list when it comes to the countless number of engines that a workshop has to maintain. Now is also the time to browse through the annual catalog from West Marine to order anything on your boat that needs replacing. Don't let your cracked compass go unchecked � West Marine has got you covered. If you don't want to handle this responsibility yourself, ask your marina manager if he or she can offer any advice for outdated parts you may have overlooked. For some, bottom painting is a bi-annual process. But don't let this be you. Having a fresh coat of paint on the bottom of your sailboat is important for so many reasons, and should be taken seriously. Unless you have somebody with experience to guide you, do not do this on your own. Boat paint is extremely unhealthy for you if it makes contact with your skin. Inhaling the vapors is always unhealthy. Hiring a professional to do this is best, but if you are anxious to bond with your boat in this way, be sure to get a plastic suit, with rubber gloves and a mask. I'm also a huge fan of having a professional clean my boat so that it feels brand new. Again, you can do this on your own, but professionals with large and tall rod brushes will get every nook that you might miss with your dish sponge. As far as new gadgets, get the ones that you want now so you have them on your first sail � and you'll find lower prices at this time of year. I love night vision binoculars because of the large amount of night sailing I did last summer. You can pick up a decent pair for about $600. You can also get a scope for around $300, but the scopes are pretty boring if you ask me. I'd recommend Night Owl's NOXB3 with night vision and infrared to have on board when moonlight just isn't cutting it. I also like the new folding solar panels and polycrystalline solar panels from Sharp � not because they are environmentally friendly, but they are practical to trickle charge your battery while your boat is docked. Having a healthy battery ensures that your engine will start, but that your lights, both interior and exterior will work, as well as your sound system. Which brings me to the next gadget on my wish list. There is nothing quite like having classical music or a great Broadway score blasting as you unfurl your sail out onto the open sea. My personal favorite is Les Miserables, but it would be a hell of a lot more fun if I could do it through a real sound system instead of my twenty-dollar portable iPod speakers. Hooking up a sound system on your boat really isn't a big deal � you just have to get the right products. My favorite brands are Bose speakers because a Brown engineering student once told me that they are the best. I'd say his word is better then mine. You can get a nice pair of Bose 151 SE Environmental Speakers or a pair of Bose flush mount speakers. Run a wire into an amplifier, another into a subwoofer and another into a stereo receiver and you have yourself one sweet system for your sailboat. Might be time to bust out the Guns N' Roses. � David Lion Rattiner DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 42 www.danshamptons.com Ticker Shock RED WINE IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEART! JUST MAKE SURE TO REMOVE THE PRICE TAG FIRST. By Christopher S. Miller Whether you subscribe to the idea that the United States' economy is headed for or already in a recession or not, the fact is the dollar currently buys only about 0.67 Euro, and here we are talking about European wines! Because of this, Long Island wines will become really great bargains, and some already are. As for Bordeaux and other imported wines, we're in for some interesting times. So let the hunt begin for value, wherever we can find it. My recent experiences with the price escalation of European wines � 145 percent in some cases � have been shocking, especially in Bordeaux 2005 and 2006 (ouch!), Burgundy 2006 (be still my heart) and in-the-pipeline Brunello and Barolo 2003 (the Italians really understand how to use a weak dollar and market pressure to their favor). Even 2004 Bordeaux is inching up in price for some of the prestige Chateaux, such as Lafite-Rothschild and Carruades de Lafite (Lafite's second label). The 2004 Chateau Lafite was released as a "future" in Spring/Summer of 2005 at prices in the $150 range, while the second label, Carruades, sold at a future price of about $35 a bottle. Any guesses how much these two are selling for now? The Chateau Lafite is selling in the $400 range and as high as $650 for one bottle only. Now let's compare the 2004 to the 2005 and 2006 vintages. The 2005 half bottle of Ch. Lafite (yes, half) is selling for $843.99 and the full for $1600 at Zachy's. The 2005 Carruades de Lafite is just plain the 2006 price increase by 300 percent in the next two years as the 2004 did? I doubt it, but I don't think many people expected to see Carruades de Lafite selling for $150 a bottle after being on the market for less than two years either. The issues of value and price concerning wines from Burgundy and Italy are not as stark, but neither are they as lucrative in the resale market. It is a complex market, and there are a few niche areas where great Burgundies escalate in value and, as with all wines, the critic's scores and opinions are of great influence. But with Burgundy and Italy there is not one critic whose opinion and scores are as nationally and internationally revered as those of Robert Parker Jr.'s are for Bordeaux. For Burgundy, the one critic that many industry professionals listen to is Allen Meadows, producer of the Burghound newsletter, but his is not exactly a household name. As a result, despite his expertise, his high scoring wines don't perform in the market as well as a Burgundy scored highly by David Schildknecht. Who, you ask? Mr. Schildknecht is a critic that works for Robert Parker's Wine Advocate (and covers several regions in addition to Burgundy) so he is associated with Robert Parker and hence gets more readership than Allen Meadows, (continued on page 44) My recent experiences with the price escalation of European wines have been shocking, especially in Bordeaux 2005-2006 (ouch!) and Burgundy 2006 (be still my heart). bizarre, selling for between $82 and $150 a bottle. While the Carruades is good, I would rather pay $85$90 for 2004 Cos d'Estournel, the great second growth that is just across the street from Lafite. When it comes to 2006, the futures price for Chateau Lafite ranges from $550 a bottle to close to $800. So the question for those speculators out there is, will Offering East End Wine Tours 1045041 DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 43 www.danshamptons.com The Third Annual Great Bordeux-Style Wine Tasting WHAT WE'VE LEARNED - 42 WINES, 4 LOCAL WINEMAKERS AND 3 YEARS - LATER By Susan Whitney Simm Back in 2005, David and I clearly had tradition in mind when we held what we optimistically called our First Annual Great BordeauxStyle Wine Tasting. The goal was to see how Long Island's fledgling wine region compares to those of the New and Old Worlds. What we did not have clearly in mind was how to go about this. Despite the lack of clarity, our first tasting, though a bit random, was nonetheless a revelation. Whether it would evolve into tradition was another question. What we did... Decanted and poured blind nineteen blends from France, Long Island, California, Australia and Spain. The lineup was somewhat haphazard, with a 1997 Chateau Latour (a mediocre vintage from a great Pauillac chateau � it was rated a whopping ten points lower than the 1996 by Robert Parker) rubbing shoulders with a 2001 Opus One from Napa. What were we thinking these two could possibly have in common? As it turned out, aside from both being wine, not much. What we learned ...that nineteen is about ten wines too many, especially as it is difficult to get tasters to spit (the examples set by guest winemakers Eric Fry of Lenz and Stan Schumacher, then of Borghese, notwithstanding)...that if you taste wine in a hot summer month, central air conditioning, if you're not in a cool cellar, goes a long way...that winemakers cannot always pick their own wines out of a lineup. (This illustrates just how difficult it is to taste blind, even for the pros.) But perhaps most importantly, we learned that it's unreasonable, if not moronic, to put Right (Merlotdominated) and Left Bank (Cabernetdominated) style blends head-to-head in what wine writer Hugh Johnson would clearly call a "combat" situation. The mightier � in this case bigger, higher alcohol, warmer climate wines � will almost always win. They simply stand out more. "There is no avoiding... `taster's palate,' a seemingly inevitable drift towards the more concentrated wines in any line-up," writes Johnson. It's not that these wines are necessarily superior, and certainly not that they go better with food. "Who is to say how a wine tasted with other wines will perform solo at table?" And so first place went to... Opus One. Of course. But while some results were predictable, others were not. In a lineup that included a 2000 Ch. Canon (St. Emilion) and a 2001 Ch. Lynch-Bages (Paulliac) along with ten Long Island wines, three locals captured spots in the top six � the 2000 Macari Alexandra, the 2001 Wolffer Estate Premier Cru, and the 2000 Lenz "Old Vines" Merlot, respectively � proving, in the tasting, that Long Island could indeed compete despite David's and my rather feebly constructed (though undeniably international) world stage. Fast forward to late summer 2006. Invitations go out for the Second Annual Great Bordeaux-Style Wine Tasting. Guest winemakers include Roman Roth of Grapes of Roth (he is also winemaker at Wolffer Estate) and Eric Fry of Lenz. The Wine Advocate, Mr. Parker's newsletter, has recently pubPhoto by S.W. Simm lished the results of taster David Schildnecht's early spring visit to Long Island in which numerous wines scored 90 points or better (including Roman Roth's 92-point private label 2002 Grapes of Roth, which is in the lineup). Everyone is talking about "Parker ratings." We are confident and smarter, though carefully short of smug. And we are much more well-prepared. We are also, like everyone else in the Long Island wine region, suddenly paying a lot of attention to numbers. We divide thirteen wines (still a few too many), which now exclude Spain and include only one from The biggest news of the Third Annual Great Bordeaux-Style Wine Tasting is the winner. This outstanding local wine retails for only $23 at the winery... Australia and two from northern California, into Left and Right Bank-style flights. The vintages range more closely, from 2000-2002 (with one rogue local '04). There are seven local entries amid the baker's dozen, and all but two are rated 90 or higher by Mr. Parker (it's not that we consider Parker to be the last word, but here his ratings served as a benchmark for the lineup). Following are the results. Not Surprising For reasons stated above, the 2002 Cardinale Proprietary Red (California) took first honors for the Left Bank category. But to be fair, this Pauillacstyled red is an excellent effort from the West Coast. The top ranked Merlot was the 2001 Ch. Pavie (St. Emilion), which is the most Left Bank-like of the Right Banks with only 70 percent Merlot, 20 percent Cab Franc and 10 percent Cab Sauvignon. Long Island also scored well in the Merlot department: sec- ond place went to the '02 Grapes of Roth and third to the '02 Paumanok Assemblage.) Surprising, Sort Of... The supposedly perfect 100-point 2000 La Mission Haut-Brion came in next to last in the Right Bank race. This was probably because it is not yet mature � Parker recommends drinking after 2011. (Technically La Mission is Left Bank, but the 2000 is so atypically Merlot-dominant that it went in the Right Bank flight). Also a bit surprising was second and third place in the Left Bank going to the 2002 Paumanok Grand Vintage Cab Sauvignon (rated 90) and the Lenz 2001 Estate Cab Sauvignon (88), outdistancing renowned Bordeaux First-Growth 2001 Ch. Margaux (93). Comments from the group included compliments on the Merlot lineup � many considered it a close contest and a fair one. The Left Bank proved more troublesome. Though Long Island stood its ground, it is far more difficult for the region to ripen Cabernet Sauvignon and a greater, inevitable disparity was found in the lineup. The two winemakers also immediately ID'd the Aussie, calling it "flabby" and "hot." These comments prompted us to take a whole new approach last fall as we planned the Third Annual Great Bordeaux-Style Wine Tasting. Held in November (we finally learned our lesson about the heat of summer) we focused exclusively on the Right Bank, entering only ten Merlot-dominant wines in the tasting. All wines, in an effort to create an evermore-level playing field, were from the 2001 vintage. Our guest winemaker was again Roman Roth, with his wife Dushy, along with guest expert/educator (and senior writer for this section) Christopher Miller with his wife Melissa, a rep for the prestigious distributor Winebow. Though far more well-known for Cab Sauvignon than for Merlot, two entries, a 2001 Pahlmeyer Merlot (91), and a 2001 Pride Mountain Vineyards Merlot Vintner's Select Mountaintop (97) made from 100-percent Merlot, came from Napa and Sonoma, respectively. France was represented by a 2001 Cheval Blanc (93), and once again the 2001 Ch. Pavie (96), both from St. Emilion. The remaining six wines came from Long Island. Here are the results. The Little News About Big Chateaux The Chateau Pavie, a great Premier Grand Cru Classe Bordeaux that retails for about $150, took second place. It was described by Mr. Roth as "classic, big, with layers of sweet tannins." A favorite in 2006's tasting, it is not surprising that this wine, with its relatively low Merlot percentage compared to most St. Emilions, once again stood out. The Cheval Blanc (retails for $300-400), another outstanding Premier Grand Cru Classe, came in third. It is a wine of great finesse, and would doubtless pair better with food rather than other wines. "Brooding and elegant," commented Mr. Miller. (continued on next page) Susan Whitney Simm is the editor of Dan's Wine Guides, which appear in the paper six times annually. Email firstname.lastname@example.org DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 44 www.danshamptons.com Ticker (continued from page 42) who only rates Burgundy. Got it? Yeah, I'm having trouble with it, too. For instance, Jean Grivot and Anne Francoise Gros were rated similarly by Mr. Meadows (93-96 and 92-94, respectively), while Grivot was rated by Mr. Schildknecht (96-97) and the Gros was not rated at all. The resulting prices: Grivot Richebourg sells for $1195, at a minimum, and the AF Gros goes for about $500. So what's a point or two between friends and neighbors (Richebourg vineyard is less than 20 acres)? Oh, about $500. On this side of the pond you'll find some excellent values on Long Island. I'm very excited about the outlook for the 2007 vintage here along with the currently available 2005. One 2005 wine to look for is the Bedell Merlot, which is sold out at the winery but still available at a few New York stores, including Sherry-Lehmann, for $18.95. Out here most stores have sold out and I have recommended some of my clients and friends replace it with the 2005 Corey Creek Cabernet Franc that sells for $23, or the 2005 Paumanok Festival Red ($15), both available at Hamptons Wine Shoppe in Westhampton. So what's all this mean for the wine consumer? My thoughts are these. Wandering through a wine store or wine list without some guidance or knowledge can result in many more costly mistakes than in the past. But there will also be some bargains as older wines will sometimes be less expensive than newer wines that need to be aged a bit. Some education on these matters can go a long way. The price of taking most wine courses will quickly offset the potential of purchasing $25-plus wines that are disappointing. As for our local wines, for me there is finally potential for them to stand out as values as long as the producers don't catch the California prestige decease. What do I mean by this? Say a producer in Napa or Sonoma makes a very good Cabernet Sauvignon. Then they look at the price of Lafite or Latour and say, heck, if those are selling for $1000 a bottle, why can't I charge $200-$300 for mine! So much for value. Christopher Miller will lead Long Island's first certification courses for wine captains and advanced sommeliers beginning March 24 at the Viking Cooking School at Loaves and Fishes Cookshop in Garden City. Call (516) 877-1010 for details. Chris Miller, senior wine writer for Dan's Papers "Wine Guides," is a graduate of the Culinary Institute of America, an Advanced Sommelier with the Court of Master Sommeliers, a wine consultant for SherryLehmann and a wine educator. Tasting (continued from previous page) T BES T BES 7 0 HE OF T 20 The Big News For Long Island On the West Coast, the Pride Mountain (about $125, but very hard to come by) tied for fourth place with the local Jamesport Merlot (sold out at the winery, but priced about $30 when available), though it would be hard to imagine two wines that have less in common besides price differential. Mr. Miller, who called the big Cali "a beastly wine," likened the far more elegant Jamesport to a "petite Bordeaux Chateau." But the biggest news of the Third Annual Great Bordeaux-Style Wine Tasting was the winner: the Lenz Estate Merlot. This outstanding wine, 95percent Merlot and 5-percent Cab Franc, retails for $23 at the winery, making it the least expensive entry in a very impressive lineup, and putting an end to the myth that Long Island wines are "all" overpriced. Mr. Roth called it "lush, elegant and layered" with "beautiful acidity," which is a Lenz hallmark. Mr. Miller praised its "very long" finish. In conclusion, we feel that the Right Bank-style flight is the best way to compare Long Island's finest reds, its Merlot blends, to those of Bordeaux, which was the original idea back when vines were first planted here on the East End. While the "combat" style of pitting wine-against-wine in a tasting is far from perfect, it will have to do until we come up with something better. And, as it seems safe to say that our annual tasting has indeed managed to become a yearly tradition, it looks like we'll have a chance to do just that. In the meantime, for those of you who've subscribed to the ABM (Anything But Merlot) rhetoric, open a bottle of 2001 Cheval Blanc. It is drinking beautifully right now, though will continue to evolve for another ten years, and is a perfectly stunning example of what Merlot can and should be. Don't want to pay the $300-400? Take a trip to Peconic and taste the Lenz 2001 Estate Merlot priced at $23. You can drink it tonight, but while you're there imagine how wonderful this wine will be in a few more years. DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 45 www.danshamptons.com Time to Wine About March What could be better in the cold, ugly days of early March than sitting down with a nice glass of wine? Going to an entire convention center filled with it. Governor Spitzer may be trying to sell off the Jacob Javits Center's expansion plot for $900 million dollars, but until that happens the convention center will be going strong and this weekend it will be the home of the first annual New York Wine Expo. When you enter the Grand Tasting you'll be spinning before you take your first sip. Over 150 wine producers are on hand to offer you samples of over 600 wines. Broken up into countries and regions, traveling through the Special Events Hall will be like an around the world tour of some of the finest wines available. Not only is this a great chance to sample some wines you've never had access to before, it's an opportunity to meet representatives from your favorite and local vineyards. East End wineries like Bedell, Clovis Point, Macari, Palmer, and W�lffer will be on hand. If you think there's more to wine than getting that warm fuzzy feeling, you're right. And there's more to this expo than just drinking wine. The Winemakers Meet & Greet is your chance to spend a little quality time with the men and women who create your favorite wines. Curious about tannins or sulfites, or the best way to store specific wines? This is your shot to pull up a chair and ask a few questions (okay, so maybe you'll only be able to ask one question). If you're an aficionado and have been dying to know about a specific vineyard's portfolio, this may be your only chance to find out the details straight from the producers without having to travel to the vineyard. Are you a newcomer to the world of vino? That's okay too. For an additional cost of about $30, you can attend 60-90 minute in-depth seminars led by industry leaders. On Friday check out a lecture on Zinfandels. Get the dish on C�tes du Rhone and the origin of Syrah (or Shiraz) and learn about the Rhone Valley, a place that has been producing wine since before Jesus could turn water into it. Looking to learn more about Malbecs? Well, Gloria Marot-Frazee, Director of Education for Wine Spectator, will take you deep into the intricacies of one of the great gems of Argentina. Saturday presents a great opportunity for anyone looking to get his or her feet (and throat) wet. The "Outsmarting Wine 101" seminar with Mark Oldman will walk you through the lighter side of wine. He's not going to pile industry jargon up to the ceiling, but rather introduce you to wine tasting techniques, buying strategies and how to order wine in a restaurant. In other words, remove the mystery and mystique, allowing the average person to enjoy wine. Aside from the wine and the wine experts, the expo offers complementary exhibitors. Just think, "What goes with wine?" and that's what you'll find: cheese producers, crackers, fine restaurants and air travel � more of the good life. Maybe after you've learned a thing or two you'll be ready to sign up for Wine Enthusiast or Wine Spectator. Since this is a wine event, children are not allowed so leave the stroller at home (unless you think your husband will need it by the end) and bring ID because no one under 21 will be permitted inside. As for what to wear, just because Barefoot Vineyards is going to be there, it doesn't mean you can show up in flip-flops � the organizers suggest business casual attire. Sip some fine wines and imagine yourself relaxing in the backyard of your summer home in mid-July. Oh, I forgot, you even get a free collectors glass to take home with you for when the weather actually does call for a glass of vino on the veranda. The 1st Annual New York Wine Expo takes place March 7-8th at the Jacob K. Javits Convention Center, 655 West 34th Street. Fri.7-10 p.m., Sat. 2-6 p.m. Tickets cost $85 for Friday and $95 for Saturday. CLASSIC CARS Probably the most common e-mails I receive are from readers who want to know what their car is worth. I usually tell them (in a nice way) to bug off asking me that silly question, because without seeing the car in person, it is virtually impossible to even guess what it's worth. It's the old, "He had a face that only a mother could love," syndrome. The car owner always believes his little beauty is a lot better than it actually is. Cars are advertised in a lot of weird ways. Recently, I saw an ad in Old Car Trader in which the owner states that the car just had a $150,000 restoration. Strangely, the asking price for the car is $95,000. Boy, that was a bad investment, or the guy is lying. First show me the car, then show me the restoration bills. I'll bet you right now that this car was about as kosher as the Pope's Friday night dinner. What about the unbelievable ad where the owner states that the car had a ten-year restoration? My BS meter went off the scale. I only know of one fellow who had a ten-year restoration on his `55 T-Bird because it sat in the back of a body shop gathering overspray from the other hundreds of cars that were being restored while he gathered up enough dough to put his car together piecemeal. Unless your restoration/body shop man takes really long daily naps, it is simply impossible to take a decade to restore any car. Occasionally, one comes across a car that has a so called celebrity history. Adolf Hitler must have been a big car enthusiast because every time I see a pre WW2 Mercedes advertised, it always seems to have been an ex-Hitler ride. Next in fame would be Elvis. How many Cadillac convertibles did this guy own? Generally speaking, famous ownership, WITH BOB GELBER asserts was performed. Second, the person who did the rebuild should have been qualified to work on that marquee automobile. Ferraris, even early Alfas, are difficult cars to repair. British cars have many idiosyncrasies. With German iron, you must obey all technical orders when rebuilding. The British car enthusiasts have an expression for various automobile experts. They call them specialists. If you have a Bentley in England, without question, it goes to a Bentley specialist. It's usually the same for every other model. Today, when even a humdrum flat head Ford V-8 is unique, it is best to search out a specialist to repair/restore your car. Speaking of specialists, it's not a bad idea to try to find one to evaluate any expensive car you are thinking of purchasing. I'm talking about relatively expensive collector cars, not cars like an MG-A or a Volkswagen thing. If you're investing $100,000 plus in a collector quality automobile, it would certainly be prudent to have someone who knows more than you about the car you are about to drop a bundle on. One more thing � DRIVE THE CAR! To be perfectly honest, you may hate driving your mega-dollar collector car. By modern standards, old cars are not as much fun to drive as new cars. The cars of the `50s rock and roll era actually rock and roll severely on curves and rough roads. You may look great in a `57 Chevy convertible, but hold on to that wishy-washy steering wheel on the curves, and slow down. Please don't ask me to look at any cars for you. I'm not a specialist, just a guy who likes cars. Bob Gelber, an automotive journalist living in the Hamptons, appears regularly on television as an automotive expert. You can email him at email@example.com `57 Chevy convertible unless fully proven and documented, doesn't mean that much when deciding a car's value. Though I will say that Steve McQueen's old Ferrari just sold for about a million bucks more than it was worth. Go figure. Another common advertising gambit is the expression, "show winner." That's always an impressive statement when describing a car for sale, but ask yourself, "What show was it?" If it was a local Lion's Club car show, the statement doesn't hold much water. However, if it was a well recognized national event, that's an entirely different story. A good friend's vintage Porsche won the "People's Choice" at the Pebble Beach concourse several years ago. This is the car that if advertised well, would sell in an hour. Sadly, the car is actually too perfect to drive on the street. To sum up, being a show winner is good � just make sure it's the right beauty contest. Many times a car is advertised as being totally mechanically rebuilt, engine, transmission, suspension, etc. First, the owner must show repair or restoration bills for all the work that he DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 46 www.danshamptons.com Shop `til You Drop... With Maria Tennariello This is the time of year that we are in between wardrobes, thinking about the garden, hoping it will warm up sooner than later and get our beach chairs out and picking up late winter sales and early spring fashions. Let's do some shopping! With spring around the corner, at Little Lucy's Canine Couture Boutique at 91 Jobs Lane in Southampton there are many new spring items on the agenda. To make your pet's Easter special, Patricia is carrying vintage inspired squeaky toys in a variety of characters, along with a collection of deliciously "iced" spring inspired biscuits. The biscuit flavors are made in wheat free peanut butter, cheddar cheese, banana and blueberry, in tulip, daisy and bunny shapes; they will be available by March 10. How about Fido loving the new chicken and parmesan training treats that are also available just in time to fill his or her Easter basket. Custommade doggie baskets are also available. For information call 631-287-2352. Sunrise to Sunset The Beach Lifestyle Store at 36 Hill Street in Southampton is having their half price "Winter Clearance Sale" on fall and winter clothing. The winter wetsuits are reduced to 25% off and Roxy & Quicksilver Luggage is a cool 20 to 50% off. All the snowboards can save you $75 off the price. If you are `getting away from it all' the summer clothing, beachwear, sandals and accessories are just waiting for you. On Main Street in Southampton at Flying Point Surf & Sports is where you will usually find a nice sale going on. For everything you may need for beach and land, stop in for a look at what is new for the spring/summer season. At Broken Colour Works on Hampton Road in Southampton, look for a great sale on select merchandise. If you love beachy and comfy along with handmade and hand painted furniture and furnishings, stop here for just that! Black Swan Antiques sitting pretty at 515 Hampton Road in Southampton is filled to the rafters with fabulous antiques, home and garden furniture and accessories. There is room after room of interesting and very unique merchandise...this is a must-stop-shop! Pier One Imports on Montauk Highway in Southampton is having their "Springy Thingy Sale" just in time for the upcoming spring season. There is new dinnerware and dining, pillows and rugs, home accents and d�cor, in new lighter colors, all ready to go home with you. Don't miss the newly hatched Easter d�cor for gift giving along with the all-new selection of patio and deck furniture. As usual, there is always a little bit of everything in this store, it's hard not to shop here. Entre Nous nicely located at 37 Newtown Lane in East Hampton has started the spring season with sensational striped shirts from Italy. There are still plenty of super sale markdowns from 50-80% that make much of the classic European clothing affordable to the chic on a budget. This great sale continues through March. In Home, Sag Harbor on Main Street is celebrating their twelfth season with the inspired collection from Mitchell Gold + Bob Williams. This shop is filled with fine furnishings, lighting and gifts that will delight everyone. Stop in to see what all the buzz is about. Australian Femininity on Main Street in Sag Harbor has great looks for spring. The look this year is truly feminine, and this shop has it all going on with their beautiful skirts, dresses, tops, shawls, hats, accessories and let's not forget the outstanding jewelry collection that you will love and definitely go back for more! Nearby at Illusions, also on Main Street in Sag Harbor, where you will find some of the nicest jewelry and accessories for every occasion around. The selection goes on and on and on...bet you don't walk out empty handed at this shop! At Sylvester & Co., on Main Street in Sag Harbor, where I usually stop for a great cup of coffee while I browse the shop, you will enjoy everything that is on the shelves. Look for funky home accessories and furnishings that you probably won't find anywhere else. And on the way out, grab a cup of coffee and a pastry. Until next week. Ciao and happy end of winter shopping! If your shop is having a sale, new inventory or you are a new business or have relocated, and you want everyone to know about it, please e-mail me at: and at Newkids@danspapers.com or via fax at: 631-7260189. I would love to hear all about it! Shock, Westhampton Beach DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 47 www.danshamptons.com Day By Day Library, 871 Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-6683377. HEALTH FAIR � 3/8 � 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Community health fair with light complimentary refreshments. Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections: Located at East Hampton HealthCare Center, 200 Pantigo Place, East Hampton. 631-329-2425. Art Events � pg. 57 Benefits � pg. 47 COOKING EVENT � 3/8 � 12-2 p.m. Mark Sanne of Movies � pg. 52 Day by Day � pg. 47 Kids' Events � pg. 48 Loaves and Fishes Cookshop and owner of Global Palate, an ethnic spice company, will demonstrate some of his recipes. Located at the cookshop, 2422 Montauk BENEFITS Hwy, Bridgehampton. 631-537-6066. YOUNG AUTISM BENEFIT � 3/8 � 7-11 p.m. A benMEMOIR READING � 3/8 � 6 p.m. Reading featurefit to support The Young Autism Program at the ing Myra Shapiro's memoir Four Sublets: Becoming a Breakwater Yacht Club. Tickets $40. Cocktails, hors Poet in New York and Family Reunion: Poems about d'oeuvres, Chinese auction, raffle. Located at 51 Bay Parenting Grown Children. Located at Canio's Books, Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-2366. 290 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-4926. THE PAUL KOSTER MEMORIAL BENEFIT � 3/8 TRADITIONAL NEW ENGLAND BARN DANCE � 7 p.m. Benefit at John Duck's Restaurant for Paul � 3/8 � 7:45 p.m. Dancing to live music, no partner needKoster Memorial. Located at 15 Prospect Street, ed. Located at the Community Center, Route 27, Water Southampton. 631-283-3354 Mill. 631-725-9321. JUNIOR LIFEGUARDS OF EAST HAMPTON TERRY SULLIVAN PERFORMANCE � 3/8 � 2 FUNDRAISER � 3/8 � 7-11 p.m. Fundraiser to benefit p.m. Singer and storyteller will perform. Located at the East Hampton Junior Lifeguards. Bridgehampton Historical Society Tickets $20 in advance, $25 at the Museum, 2368 Montauk Hwy, PICK OF THE WEEK door. Located at East by Northeast, Bridgehampton. 631-537-1088. TWILIGHT THURSDAYS � 51 Edgemere Street, Montauk. 3/13 � 5-7:30 p.m. Charles 631-324-2787. SUNDAY, 9 Certain will perform live music SPRING FLING FUNDRAISGUILD HALL FREE MOVIE � ER � 3/8 � 7:30-11 p.m. "Saturday and there will be complimentary 3/9 � 7 p.m. Film Screening of The Night Fever" theme to benefit the cheeses. Located at W�lffer Estate Island as part of their 5th annual Parrish Art Museum. Hors d' oeu- Vineyard, 139 Sagg Road, Sagaponack. Winter Film Series. Free to all. vres, open bar, dancing and a raffle 631-537-5106. Located at 158 Main Street, East for two tickets to the Midsummer Hampton. 631-324-0806. Party. Tickets $100 members, $150 non-members. BUDDHIST MEDITATION � 3/9 � 10:30-11:30 a.m. Located at the Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Lane, Meditations to increase mental peace and well-being for Southampton. 631-287-0453. everyone. Located at 40 West Montauk Hwy, Hampton 631-537-2223. COMING UP WIN KNOWLTON LECTURE- 3/9 � 11 a.m. Sculptor, painter and garden designer Win Knowlton will lecture on the topic of "New Gardens." $35 for members and $40 for non-members. Located at the Winter Studio, Sagg Lake Lane, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8200. MONDAY, 10 OPEN STUDIO FIGURE DRAWING � 3/10 � 6-9 p.m.� Open studio Mondays. $15 per person. Located at Applied Arts, 11 Indian Wells Highway, Amagansett. 631-267-2787. TUESDAY, 11 LIVE MUSIC � 3/11� 6:30-9:30 p.m. Jody Carlson and her band will perform Tuesdays. Located at Pierre's, 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-5375110. DRAWING WORKSHOPS � 3/11� 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Uninstructed life drawing workshops sponsored by Southampton Artists Association. Located at 2 Pond Lane at the Veterans Hall, Southampton. 631-725-5851. AN EVENING OF IRISH LORE � 3/11 � 7:30 p.m. The Naked Stage play reading of plays by J.M. Synge and others. Located at Guild Hall, 158 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-4050. WEDNESDAY, 12 COOKING CLASSES � 3/12 � 6-8 p.m. "Grilling and Smoking" with Chris Cariello. Admission $69. Located at Loaves and Fishes Cooking School at the Bridgehampton Inn, 2266 Main Street, Bridgehampton. To register visit landfcookshop.com. 631-537-3586. PUB QUIZ � 3/12 � 7:15 p.m. To benefit the Southampton Town Democratic Committee. $25 per person, $40 per couple, $10 with student ID. Located at Buckley's Inn Between, Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 917-370-7227. CHEF BRIAN CHEEWING � 3/12 � 12 p.m. The chef will speak about and serve samples from meals of Almond Restaurant. Located at the Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Road. 631-283-0774 ext. 523. FRIDAY, 7 CHALLAH TIME � 3/7 � 5:30 p.m. Challah dough braiding for children, parents and grandparents. Located at Chabad of Southampton Jewish Center, 214 Hill Street, Southampton. 631-287-2249. LIVE MUSIC AT PUBLICK HOUSE � 3/7 � 10:30 p.m. Project Vibe will perform. Located at Publick House, 40 Bowden Square, Southampton. 631-283-2800. STEPHEN TALKHOUSE � 3/7 � 10 p.m. The Realm will perform. Tickets $10. Located at 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117. LATINO NIGHT � 3/7 � Every Friday night, Saturdays are with DJ Sam. Located at Cigar Bar, 2 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-2575. COOKING CLASSES � 3/7 � 6-9 p.m. "A Taste of Ireland" with Lia Fallon. Admission $99. Located at Loaves and Fishes Cooking School at the Bridgehampton Inn, 2266 Main Street, Bridgehampton. To register visit landfcookshop.com. 631-537-3586. FRIDAY NIGHT MOVIE � 3/7 � 6:30 p.m. Why Did I Get Married will show. Located at the John Jermain Library, 201 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049. HEALTH & SAFETY FAIR � 3/7 � 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Free health fair along with free car seats, bicycle helmets and safety checks for existing car seats. Located at 200 Pantigo Place, East Hampton. 631-329-2425. Bays. 631-728-5700. CHORAL SOCIETY CONCERT � 3/9 � 4 p.m. Choral Society of The Hamptons will perform. Located at the First Presbyterian Church, 120 Main Street in East Hampton. Tickets $25, youths under 18, $10. 212255-4460. JAZZ ON THE VINE � 3/9 � 2:00 p.m. The W�lffer Estate Tasting Room to feature smooth jazz sounds of the Chuck Fowler Trio. No reservations or cover charge required. Located at W�lffer Estate, 139 Sagg Road, Sagaponack. 631-537-5106 ext. 20. CELLO, REEDS & KEYS CONCERT � 3/9 � 3 p.m. Pianist Elinor Abrams Zaya, cellist Suzanne Mueler and guest clarinetist Joseph Rutowski Jr. will perform. Located at the Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Road, Southampton. 631-283-0774 ext 523. LECTURE & SLIDESHOW � 3/9 � 2 p.m. Allyson Hayward's lecture and slide show. Located at the Bridgehampton Community House, 2368 Montauk Hwy. THURSDAY, 13 HERITAGE COOKING CLASSES � 10:30 a.m.-1 p.m. Chef Jeremy Palmer of The Clamman will share his secrets of a successful clam chowder. Lunch included. $50 members, $60 non-members. Located at the Southampton Historical Museums and Research Center at Rogers Mansion, 17 Meeting House Lane, Southampton. 631-283-2494. (continued on next page) SATURDAY, 8 LIVE MUSIC AT THE PATIO � 3/8 � 9 p.m. The Frank Anthony Trio, vocals, saxophone and piano will perform Saturdays. Located at The Patio, 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. STEPHEN TALKHOUSE � 3/8 � 8 p.m. Feed The Need will perform followed by Little Head Thinks at 10 p.m. Tickets $10. Located at 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117. KARAOKE � 3/8 � 10:30 p.m. Karaoke night Saturdays. Located at Almoncello Restaurant, 290 Montauk Hwy, East Hampton. 631-329-6700. LIVE MUSIC � 3/8 � 9 p.m. Jim Turner and the Ocean People will perform. Located at Murf 's Back Street Tavern, 64 Division Street, Sag Harbor. 631-7258355. TRADITIONAL IRISH MUSIC CONCERT � 3/8 � 7:30 p.m. Irish Folk Music and John Morrison will go live at the Old Whalers Church. Tickets are $17. Includes three- course Irish dinner. Located at 44 Union Street, Sag Harbor. 646-345-5608. THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING EARNEST � 3/8 � 7:30-9:30 p.m. Oscar Wilde's The Importance Of Being Earnest Naked Stage reading. Located at the Montauk Wallace Window Treatments ~ Shutters Upholstery & Drapery Workroom Extensive Fabric Collection Wall & Floor Coverings Cushions ~ Pillows ~ Bedding Fine Furniture & Accessories Outdoor Teak Furniture Interior Design Services Home Design Center Havanese Yorkshires Bischons Maltese Malti-poos Toy Pugs Shih-tzus Dachshunds Chihuahuas Wheatens SPORTSMAN'S "AKC PUPS SINCE 1962" Goldens Labradors Mastiffs Labradoddles Schnauzers Bulldogs Cairns Cock-a-Poos West Highlands Rottweilers CAVALIER KING CHARLES SPANIELS AKC Champion Pedigrees Parents on Premises Wallace is the original source for fine home interiors on the North Fork and Shelter Island for over 50 years. 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POTTERY WORKSHOP � 3/8 � 11 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. Wendy Gottleib leads this unique study of crosscultural history of ceramics. $60 for Museum Members, $80 for non-members. Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-283-2118 ext. 30. GOAT ON A BOAT � 3/8 � 11 a.m. and 3 p.m. "Minky the Monkey and Friends" marionette variety show. Puppet shows will be every Saturday. Located at Route 114 and East Union Street, Sag Harbor. 631- 725-5280. RHYME TIME � 3/8 � 10 a.m. Rhyme time for little kiddies. Located at Hampton Library, 2478 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015. ARTS AND CRAFTS � 3/8 � 9:30 a.m. to 10:15 a.m. for kids 4-6, 10:30 a.m. to 11:15 a.m. for kids 711. Create artwork for fun. $20 for members $22 for non-members. Located at CMEE, 376 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8250. FAMILY FUN DAY � 3/9 � 2 p.m. to 4 p.m. Family fun day to create your own artwork with your family. Painting, sculpture and collage. Located at The Parrish Art Museum, 25 Job's Lane, Southampton. 631-283-2118 ext 30. ART WORKSHOP � 3/9 � 10-11 a.m. Presented by the Golden Eagle, "Landscapes" with artist Karyn Mannix. $20 including materials. Located at 14 Gingerbread Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-0603. PIZZA FOR KIDS � 3/13 � 6 p.m. Kids can make their own pizza at Nick and Toni's in East Hampton. $5 per child. Located at 136 North Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-3550. ONGOING STORY TIME � Saturday mornings at 10 a.m. Stories for children ages 4-7. Located at the Hampton Library, 2478 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-5370015. QUOGUE LIBRARY STORYTIME � Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. Join children of all ages for story time, literacy games, puzzles and more. Located at 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631-653-4224. JOY OF FAMILY MUSIC � A music program called "Music Together by the Dunes" for newborn children through five years. Friday mornings at SYS Southampton Town Recreation Center on Majors Path. Thursday mornings at the Southampton Cultural Center, Monday/Tuesday mornings at the Dance Center of the Hamptons in Westhampton Beach on Old Riverhead Road, and Friday mornings at The Quogue School on Edgewood Rd, Quogue. Enroll Now. 631-764-4180. RHYME TIME �Wednesday mornings at 10 a.m. for children up to 3 years old. See you child listen to toddler stories and do simple arts & crafts. Located at the Hampton Library, 2478 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015. INDOOR PLAY GYM � Ages 5 and under. Located at The Country School, 7 Industrial Road, Wainscott. 631-537-2255. Day by (continued from previous page) OPEN STUDIO DARK ROOM � 3/13 � 6-9 p.m. Open studio every Thursday. $20 per person. Located at Applied Arts, 11 Indian Wells Highway, Amagansett. 631-267-2787. TWILIGHT THURSDAYS � 3/13 � 5-7:30 p.m. Charles Certain will perform live music and there will be complimentary cheeses. Located at W�lffer Estate Vineyard, 139 Sagg Road, Sagaponack. 631-537-5106. LIVE MUSIC � 3/13 � 7 p.m. Steve Fredericks will perform. Located at MUSE Restaurant & Aquatic Lounge, 760 Montauk Hwy, Water Mill. 631-726-2606. MONTAUK MOVIE � 3/13 � 7 p.m. The Montauk Library will show Billy Elliot. Located at 871 Montauk Hwy, Montauk. 631-668-3377. BOWLING NIGHT � 3/13 � All night $2 drinks, pool and bowling. Located at East Hampton Bowl, 71 Montauk Hwy, East Hampton. 631-324-1950. SUNDAY, 9 SPRINGS/AMAGANSETT � 3/9 � 10 a.m. 5-mile hike on new trail. Meet at Ashawagh Hall, Parsons Place, Springs. Call Irwin Levy, 516-456-1337. LONGSHANKS � 3/9 � 12:30 p.m. 9-mile hike. Meet at the Chatsfield's Hole Roadside parking area on Two Holes of Water Road, East Hampton. Call Lynn Mendelman, 631-324-8070. NARROW LANE CLEAN-UP � 3/9 � 8-9 a.m. Bring gloves. Meet at Narrow Lane and Norris Lanes, Bridgehampton. Call Dai Dayton, 631-745-0689. OUTDOOR RECREATION & FITNESS SATURDAY, 8 MRS. WILSON'S GROVE � 3/8 � 10 a.m. 6-mile fast-paced walk. Meet at the trail head parking lot east of Route 114 and Edward's Hole Road, East Hampton. Call Larry and Judy Kron, 631-329-3948. ORIENT POINT � 3/8 � 10 a.m.-1 p.m. 4-mile beach walk. Meet at the South Ferry on Route 114, North Haven for a shared expense car pool. Call Tony Garro, 631-725-5861. WEDNESDAY, 12 COASTAL HITHER WOODS � 3/12 � 10 a.m. 3 to 4mile coastal trail. Take Second House Road to left on Navy Road and park at end of Navy Road, Montauk. Call Carol Andrews, 631-725-3367. "I'm glad we sent the kids to Brookhaven Country Day Camp" June 30 - August 22 CONVENIENTLY LOCATED NEAR WESTHAMPTON BEACH CALL FOR FREE Brochure & DVD! (631) SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENTS DANSHAMPTONS.COM � Check out www.danshamptons.com for everything you need to know about the Hamptons! You can also post upcoming events by visiting http://calendar.danshamptons.com/events/ DATEHAMPTON.COM � Join an exclusive online community for singles who love the Hamptons. Visit www.datehampton.com. THE WILDLIFE RESCUE CENTER OF THE HAMPTONS � 3/16 � 2:30 p.m. Rescue/Transport class for beginners at the Montauk Library. 871 Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-728-9453. ARCHITECTURE SCHOLARSHIPS � The Peconic Chapter of the American Institue of Architects will award three $2,500 grants this year for those that wish to advance their studies. Architects, associate A.I.A. members and intern architects who live or practice on the East End can submit travel proposals by June 27. Visit www.aiapeconic.org. MEMORIAL SCHOLARSHIP� In honor of Robert Long a scholarship fund has been set up. Local Students interested in applying should contact their English teacher or guidance counselor. 631-725-4926. 924-4033 Open For Inspection, Mon.-Fri., 9-3:30 Sats. & Suns., 12-4 1045795 Email calendar requests to Dan's Events Department at firstname.lastname@example.org or fax to 631-537-3330. The deadline for event listing requests is Friday at noon before the next issue. DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 49 www.danshamptons.com Child's Play Replacing the original role of a brother with a sister was an edgy choice. A promising idea until the father character told the sons, "You have to take care of her, she's a girl." Any hopes of a strong female character were dashed. What is this? 1956? In a later plot twist, the sister turns out to be the smart, strong one, saving the boys. Now it felt like a forced anecdote, preached to the converted at a `70s feminist rally. The original source material for the play was a simple story that was turned into a staged musical � not an unusual evolution. But in this production, only one song was original. The rest were `60s pop tunes. What was worse, the entire play was lip-synched � not just the songs, but the dialogue too. From start to finish, it was all on a track. Why not just play a DVD? You may be wondering why I'm doing a theater review in a parenting column. Well, it was a children's play. In fact, a puppet show � a redux of "The Three Little Pigs," presented a few weeks ago at the Parrish. That's right. I'm reviewing a 20-minute puppet show. Okay, maybe I'm over thinking the experience. In fact, maybe it's really pathetic for a grown woman to do a dramatic analysis of a puppet show. I can't help myself. I'm an adult with expectations and standards � in addition to being a parent who wants her son to have a great theatrical experience that will spark his creativity in the long and short term. And, time for full disclosure, I'm also a trained musician, songwriter and produced playwright. So yes, maybe I do bring a tad too much to the table for children's theater. For the record, I'm not insisting that every puppet show have the production values of a Disney mega-musical. In fact, just as with adult theater, neither the price of admission, the size of the stage nor the size of the cast has anything to do with the quality of the experience. I'm not a snob about venue � I just want it to be good: engaging, even enlightening, well done and inspirational. And I want my son to have that experience every time he goes to the theatre. And he goes a lot. My partner and I have taken him, from the age of one, to everything: Liz Joyce's original, often eccentric productions at Goat on a Boat in Sag Harbor; community theater musicals in Jersey starring his grandmother, a former Copa girl; children's theater at Bay Street, CMEE and West Hampton Beach Performing Arts Center. When he was 3, I schlepped him to Broadway to see Beauty and the Beast. And a few months ago he saw his first opera at the Met, Hansel and Gretel. When my partner joins us on these excursions, I'm instructed to bite my lip � to keep my adult experience to myself. But in addition to wanting his creativity jumpstarted, I want him to grow up with not just an appreciation of the arts, but the ability to distinguish between the good and the great performance; the singer who phones it in and the one who's in the moment; the story line that's smart and the one that's contrived So I egg him on a little, "Did you like the clown's voice? I thought it was a little squeaky." "Did the show feel long to you?" Once, during a performance of the Russian Children's Circus (an unending hour of spinning and ball rolling to extremely loud music) he asked "Is it over?" Hoping he had become more "discerning" (and wanting to walk out myself) I answered, "Would you like it to be?" No. He didn't. Or wouldn't admit it. In fact, he'll sit through it all, finding even the tiniest element to catch his interest. As he did at the pig production. He liked the wolf 's fangs. And the sound of the male singer who recorded the wolf 's song. But, with little goading, he offered up a critique: It was too short. Afterward, outside the Parrish, he introduced himself to another little boy and they chased each other around, laughing � my son pretending to be the big bad wolf. I had arrived at my next parenting lesson. When you really want your child to have an experience that sparks his creativity and imagination, remember: the play's the thing. DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 50 www.danshamptons.com Entertainment In Town review: "crimes of the heart"...by gordin & christiano Roundabout Theatre Company is presenting the film and stage star Kathleen Turner in her New York directing debut with a confident, yet flawed production of Beth Henley's Pulitzer Prize winning play Crimes of the Heart. Turner's staging bears her broad signature style, and while she has a talented ensemble doing her bidding, little about the evening feels organic. Much of it is quite funny, even touching, but the over the top approach does little to serve the playwright, turning her poignant character study into a superficial re-telling that accentuates the play's shortcomings. Crimes of the Heart set in 1974 Hazelhurst, Mississippi is a bittersweet story about the Magrath sisters, Lenny, Meg and Babe (Jennifer Dundas, Sarah Paulson, and Lily Rabe), who have been deeply damaged by their mother's suicide by hanging years earlier. Meg, the middle sister, found their mother's lifeless body hanging side by side with the family cat. Considered to be the black sheep of the family, Meg had left home five years earlier � after Hurricane Camille � with hopes of a singing career. Lenny, the caretaker of the three, wires Meg to return home because of a family emergency, but doesn't mention that Babe has been hauled off to jail for shooting her husband. When the sisters reunite at Old Granddaddy's house, the tattered bonds of their sisterhood will be sorely tested. Henley's poignant writing is often infused with heartbreak. But Turner's first time directorial effort misses the key ingredient, "the ties that bind." You never feel the underbelly of their family tragedy. And us out of the drama instead engaging us in the unfolding action. The result is a series of stops and starts instead of a forceful build up of details and events. Turner's evening is built on sand as opposed to the truth and the portrait of the Magrath sisters' indomitable spirit is more sweet than convincing. Downtown, the LAByrinth Theater Company, now in residence at the Public Theater, is presenting the world premiere of Brett C. Leonard's Unconditional a brutal depiction of nine New York stories charged with themes of race, sex, drugs, love, justice and betrayal. Director Mark Wing-Davey has explosively staged the violent drama for maximum effect. Under his skillful guidance, the cinematic like tale, which is told in brief shocking, overlapping scenes, begins to add up to much more than is actually on the page. Wing-Davey's powerful production unfolds on Mark Wendland's innovative shifting set, where audience members look down at the action from all sides and different heights. Unconditional closes March 9th, for tickets call 212-967-7555. Crimes of the Heart opened on February 14, 2008 at the Laura Pels Theatre, 111 West 46th Street between Sixth and Seventh Avenues. Tickets are available by calling 212-719-1300, online at roundaboutheatre.org or at the box office. Theater critics Barry Gordin and Patrick Christiano are members of the Drama Desk. Barry is an internationally renowned photographer and Patrick is artistic director of SilvaRoad Productions. They can be reached at email@example.com or theatrelife.com. Photo by Joan Marcus that is most unfortunate, because Henley has drawn finely nuanced characterizations of these southern sisters. There is a ring of authenticity that can be compelling. But Turner's one-noted approach lacks the depth to reveal the pathos rendering the evening more sentimental than moving. Amongst the actresses, Lily Rabe and Sarah Paulson manage to steer clear of caricature. The other women take full flight into playing extreme qualities, thus diminishing the appeal of the story. The core of Crimes of the Heart is the bond of these imperfect women to survive together no matter what and to have "a good ole time" in the process. Without that center, the actors come across less like humans with real emotion, more like marionettes. Turner's gifted cast is always entertaining, especially when overacting, but the fussy behavior takes Portable Luxury Restrooms Luxury Trailers for that Special Function or Event Portable Heating Systems, Lighting, Hand Wash Stations, Electric Generators, And Much More... Specializing in: Weddings Private Parties Corporate Events Let us make your day! CALL MILLER PORTABLE SERVICES FOR ALL YOUR PORTABLE NEEDS 631.369.3623 WWW.MILLERPOTRABLESERVICES.COM COMMERCIAL ACCOUNTS WELCOME! Part of the Miller Group est. 1971 DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 51 www.danshamptons.com Celebrate St. Patrick's Day on the East End The first sign of spring in Westhampton Beach is the green stripe painted down the middle of Main Street. It's parade time again! The 41st Annual Westhampton Beach Saint Patrick's Day Parade is scheduled for Saturday, March 15 at noon. But it's not just about the parade anymore � Westhampton Beach has an entire weekend devoted to Irish fun! Kicking off Irish weekend on Friday, March 14, the Westhampton High School All-Star basketball team takes on the Harlem Wizards at 7 p.m. at the high school gym. Dubbed the "best basketball show on earth," these comedic kings of the court try to score against hometown favorites. Tickets are $15-$20. Then head to the Great Lawn, Main Street, for a free fireworks display that starts promptly at 9:30 p.m. Up for more? Check out the best Irish rock band this side of the Atlantic, Fathom, which will play at Finn McCool's (101 Old Riverhead Road) beginning at 10:30 p.m. with free admission all night. Before the parade Saturday, grab a traditional Irish breakfast at Finn McCool's starting at 8:30 a.m. At noon, the big St. Patrick's Day Parade begins at 379 Mill Road and travels south on Mill Road, before turning onto Main Street. You'll see Irish step dancers, bag pipers and local favorites, the Coneheads. This year's Grand Marshal is community leader Sheryl Heather. "Sheryl is a great pick for Grand Marshal," said Tim Laube, Westhampton Beach St. Patrick's Day Parade Committee President. "Sheryl is a great person to have on your community fund raiser because she can do it all. She's the one who stays up late creating posters, newspaper ads and radio spots for good causes and takes care of all the details." After the parade, head down Main Street to St. Mark's Church's Corned Beef and Cabbage Lunch from 12:30 � 2:30 p.m. For only $10 get a heaping helping of corned beef and cabbage, potatoes, carrots, Irish soda bread, dessert, coffee and tea. Children's menu includes hot dogs, chips, dessert, juice and soda for $5. The kids carnival on the Great Lawn, right across the street, starts at 2 p.m. But don't stay too long because Mike Mancuso's Aerobatic Stunt Show begins at 3 p.m. at Rogers Beach. A Westhampton Beach local, Mancuso is known as the best aerobatic stunt pilot in the nation with his dives and spins. For more information about this free show call 631-998-4021. Finally, catch the romantic comedy David & Layla at the Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center. Tickets are $10 for adults and $7 for children. Visit whbpac.org for more information. For more information on Westhampton Beach's Irish Weekend go to whbstpats.com. Can't get to Westhampton Beach? There lots of other St. Patrick's Day celebrations and events. Hampton Bays will host its Annual St. Patrick's Day Parade on Saturday, March 29 from 11 a.m to 3 p.m. The parade starts at the Elementary School on Ponquogue Avenue, turns west onto Montauk Highway, continues through downtown and ends at the Atrium parking lot. Montauk's Friends of Erin 46th Annual St. Patrick's Day Parade will be held on Sunday, March 30th at 12:30 p.m. on Main Street. Join the estimated 40,000 people who start their spring with this joyous celebration. Events leading up to the Montauk parade include the Grand Marshal's Luncheon at Gurney's Inn on March 23 from noon to 3 p.m. Tickets are $40. Call for reservations: 631-668-2257. The Gala Cocktail Party is an event for everyone Irish and those who wish they were! Join the Friends of Erin on Saturday, March 24 from 4 � 8 p.m. at Gurney's for food, refreshments, and live music by Gravy. This is the main fundraiser for the Montauk Friends of Erin who use the funds to host the parade, and for scholarships and little league events. Advance tickets, $55, are available by calling 631-668-1578, at Becker's Home Center, and at the Montauk Chamber of Commerce. Tickets are available at the door for $60. This weekend enjoy the Montauk Friends of Erin's 4th Annual Corned Beef and Cabbage Dinner at Ruschmeyer's Inn on March 10 from 5 � 9 p.m. Enjoy music, raffles and prizes. Tickets are $15 per person and $5 per child. If Irish music is your thing, head to "Parlor Music Concert of Irish Songs" at the Bridgehampton Historical Society on Montauk Highway. Terry Sullivan will sing and tell tales of Irish history and folklore on Saturday, March 8 from 2 � 4 p.m. Reservations required, call 631-537-1088. $5 donation. For more music stop by the "Everyone's a Little Irish" benefit concert featuring two of Ireland's finest musicians on Saturday, March 8 at 7:30 p.m. at the Old Whaler's Church at 44 Union Street in Sag Harbor. John Morrison will sing beautiful Irish ballads, accompanied by Eamonn O'Rourke, a worldclass fiddle, mandolin, and violin player. The MulvihillLynch Champion Irish Step Dancers will perform a selection of jigs, reels and sets. Tickets are $30 online at projectmost.com and $35 at the door with proceeds benefiting Project Most and the Kendall Madison Foundation. For more Irish music, check out "Songs of Six Celtic Nations," a concert of traditional folk songs sung in their native languages with Willard Greene and Sandra Reed, at Rogers Memorial Library, Coopers Farm Road in Southampton, Monday, March 17 at 7 p.m. Free. � D. Guest Award-Winning Irish Play at Guild Hall On Tuesday, March 11, the Naked Stage Series at Guild Hall will present a reading of Irish playwright Brian Friel's masterpiece, Dancing at Lughnasa. Winner of the 1992 Tony Award for Best Play, and Best Play awards from the Outer Critics Circle and New York Drma Critics Circle, it's the story of five sisters in a small Irish village in 1936. Cast includes Peter Fitzgerald, Tanya Tavereau, Morgan Duke, Minerva Scelza, Sarah Sander, Josh Gladstone, Joe Pallister, Susan Galardi and Josh Perl. In addition to the reading, live Irish music will be presented. Admission is free. Boots Lamb Education Center, Guild Hall, 158 Main Stree, East Hampton, 7:30 p.m. 1046258 DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 52 www.danshamptons.com Mike Vilensky's MINI � MOVIE REVIEWS College Road Trip In this funny, family-friendly comedy, the sassy girl from "That's so Raven" plays a good, high school girl who wants to let loose as she tours America's universities - but her dad (Martin Lawrence) comes along for the ride. Can't a girl go to a frat party in peace? Stay sober, Raven. 10,000 B.C. If you thought last year's 300 was brawny, imagine a young mammoth hunter fighting to secure his tribe. This epic, entertaining, quasi-sci-fi flick will keep you interested with fast pacing and sweet special effects through each man versus animal action sequence. Metaphorical? Meaningful? Perhaps. The Bank Job Consider this: A group of lowly criminals think they are stealing money, but are actually unknowingly on a top secret mission to steal photos of a Royal princess in some compromising positions. Smart and suspenseful, this alternative heist film - based on a true story will steal... your mind. The Other Boleyn Girl Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman play sisters in competition for the affections of King Henry VIII. Based on a best-selling novel, this film is a geek boy's delight � and a period piece for all interested historians. Semi-Pro Will Ferrell is back, coaching a Harlem Globetrotters-esque basketball team that includes Woody Harrelson, in this semi-funny film. Caramel A romantic comedy located in Lebanon, in which five women contend with marriages, careers, and religions while shooting the breeze in a Beirut beauty salon. Jumper A young man played by Hayden Christensen discovers he has the power to teleport from place to place - as well as the power to seduce Rachel Bilson. Christensen uses his teleporting powers to avenge the death of his mother and fight the organization trying to eradicate "jumpers" like himself, but the complicated plot is less interesting than the chemistry between the co-stars. The Spiderwick Chronicles Twin brothers move into a depressing new neighborhood, only to find it enlivened by the existence of magical creatures. For your daughter, the bros also have a sister and some fairy friends. For your (young) family, this is the movie. Vantage Point Five different points of view are interweaved to paint a multi-perspective picture of an assassination attempt on the President. Dennis Quad stars in this interesting albeit gimmicky thriller. If only I could get such perspective on my failed relationship. Excuse me? Charlie Bartlett A boy who fails to fit in at his new public school begins listening to the many problems of his young peers as their makeshift therapist - and drug dealer! An interesting albeit odd idea for a film, no? With subtle points and young talent, this could be - finally - an original and relevant teen movie. I Can't Hardly Wait (for real!). MOVIES .... COMING UP 4 Months 3 Weeks & 2 Days � Fri.-Thur. 5:50 La Vie En Rose � Fri.-Thur. 8 The Diving Bell and The Butterfly � Sat.-Sun. 2 Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections: UA SOUTHAMPTON (+) (631-287-2774) Penelope � Fri. 4, 7, 9:40 Sat. 1, 4, 7, 9:40 Sun. 1, 4, 7 Mon.-Thurs. 4, 7 Juno � Fri. 4:15, 7:15, 9:50 Sat. 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 9:50 Sun. 1:15, 4:15, 7:15 Mon.-Thurs. 4:15, 7:15 10,000 BC � Fri. 4:30, 7:30, 10:10 Sat. 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:10 Sun. 1:30, 4:30, 7:30 Mon.-Thurs. 4:30, 7:30 Be Kind Rewind � Fri. 4:45, 7:45, 10:15 Sat. 1:45, 4:45, 7:45, 10:15 Sun. 1:45, 4:45, 7:45 Mon.-Thurs. 4:45, 7:45 Art Events � pg. 57 Benefits � pg. 47 Movies � pg. 52 Day by Day � pg. 47 Kids' Events � pg. 48 4:45, 7 The Other Boleyn Girl � Fri. 4, 7:30, 10:20 Sat. 1, 4, 7:30, 10:20 Sun. 1, 4, 7:30 Mon.-Thurs. 4, 7:30 Miss Pettigrew Lives For A Day � Fri. 3, 5:15, 7:40, 10:10 Sat. 122:30, 3, 5:15, 7:40, 10:10 Sun. 3, 5:15, 7:40, Mon-Thurs. 5:15, 7:40 Semi-Pro � Fri. 5, 7:20, 10 Sat. 12:20, 2:50, 5, 7:20, 10 Sun. 12:20, 2:50, 5, 7:20 Mon.-Thurs. 5, 7:20 Schedule for the week of Friday, March 7 to Thursday, March 13. Movie Schedules are subject to change. Always call to confirm shows and times. UA HAMPTON BAYS (+) (631-728-8251) Semi-Pro � Fri. 4:40, 7:40, 10 Sat. 1:40, 4:40, 7:40, 10 Sun. 1:40, 4:40, 7:40 Mon.-Thurs. 4:40, 7:40 Step Up 2 � Fri. 4:10, 7:10, 9:55 Sat. 1:10, 4:10, 7:10, 9:55 Sun. 1:10, 4:10, 7:10 Mon.-Thurs. 4:10, 7:10 The Bank Job � Fri. 4:30, 7:30, 10:15 Sat. 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:15 Sun. 1:30, 4:30, 7:30 Mon.-Thurs. 4:30, 7:30 Jumper � Fri. 4:20, 7:20, 10:10 Sat. 1:20, 4:20, 7:20, 10:10 Sun. 1:20, 4:20, 7:20 Mon.-Thurs. 4:20, 7:20 College Road Trip � Fri. 4, 7, 9:30 Sat. 1, 4, 7, 9:30 Sun. 1, 4, 7 Mon.-Thurs. 4, 7 The sign (+) when following the name of a theatre indicates that a show has an infrared assistive listening device. Please confirm with the theatre before arriving to make sure they are available. MATTITUCK CINEMAS (+) (631-298-7469) Spiderwick Chronicles, Penelope, Semi Pro, Vantage Point, The Other Boleyn Girl, 10,000 BC, Miss Pettigrew Lives For A Day, College Road Trip Call for show times. UA EAST HAMPTON (+) (631-324-0448) 10,000 BC � Fri. 4:30, 7:50, 10:30 Sat. 1:30, 4:30, 7:50, 10:30 Sun. 1:30, 4:30, 7:50 Mon.-Thurs. 4:30, 7:50 Vantage Point � Fri. 4:50, 7:10 9:50 Sat. 12:10, 2:30, 4:50, 7:10, 9:50 Sun. 12:10, 2:30, 4:50, 7:10 Mon.Thurs. 4:50, 7:10 Spiderwick Chronicles � Fri. 4:45, 7, 9:40 Sat. 12, 2:20, 4:45, 7, 9:40 Sun. 12, 2:20, 4:45, 7 Mon.-Thurs. SAG HARBOR CINEMA (+) (631-725-0010) Juno � Sat.-Sun 4 DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 53 www.danshamptons.com This is a quirky, jerky film set in a magical and trendy world where there are young and hip customers at every angle, all avid video tape renters. In defiance to the Netflix, DVD and web-based world we live in, the movie fans in this bizarro planet (a dusty, tired Passaic, NJ) are all about the VHS. But on second thought, there's no shame in a community that's okay with video, because that is Director Michel Gondry's (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind) whole plan: to imagine a world that appreciates real effort over improved picture quality. The Be Kind Rewind Video & Thrift store is the property of long-time owner and community linchpin Mr. Fletcher (Danny Glover), who heads off on a vacation and leaves his counter clerk Mike (actor and rapper Mos Def) to take care of the oddball customers including Jerry (Jack Black), who lives across the street in a trailer. Through his ongoing machinations against the local power plant, Jerry ends up magnetizing himself, which as any former Blockbuster clerk can tell you, isn't good for video recordings. Before long, his lingering presence leaves every tape in the establishment erased. So, when the equally dedicated/intimidating customer Miss Falewicz (Mia Farrow) arrives to rent a copy of Ghostbusters, which she has never seen, the charged-up Jerry and grounded (pardon the puns) Mike set out to replace the store's copy of that `80's comedy in the only way they can � by shooting their own version. Unlike the thousands of film students who could replicate the special effects from that flick on a laptop, the pair uses eggs, vacuum hoses and aluminum foil to produce the remake, which ends up coming in at a neat 20 minutes. Upon viewing, Falewicz is Be Kind Rewind more than pleased and begins requesting other movies. Well, the customer is always right, so the auteurs "Swede" (the term they coin, without great explanation, to describe their special work) more major hits, like Rush Hour 2, RoboCop, Last Tango in Paris, Boyz N The Hood, 2010 and It's a Wonderful Life. Other customers begin to dig the duo's efforts, and s soon, long lines of enthusiasts wanting to rent the homemade efforts form around the block. As if a cure for the urban blues, the grungy neighborhood is emotionally revived as the love for Sweded epics grows and grows, until the big studios catch wind. Naturally, the industry, in typical bigbusiness-bad-guy fashion, arrives to squash these perceived (and yes, actual) bootleggers, leaving them with a week before the store gets axed. However, to a crew that produced a version of Driving Miss Daisy that runs under a half-hour and stars Black's Jerry as Miss Daisy, that's a lot of time to go out with a wonderful bang. And wonderful it is! Gondry invests his characters with motive and psyche, yet never weighs down the film with any deep thought. It's lighthearted, innocuous, and loaded with warm, funny references to some of Hollywood's best and worst films. But of course, there has to be a message somewhere, and it is this: People who love movies should go ahead and make them. And in a world where anybody with a camera can shoot and upload a homemade version of Men in Black or Carrie to YouTube with little effort, yet reach a large and instantaneous audience � it's nice advice from someone who probably enjoys receiving royalties himself. Ian Stark is heard frequently on TV and the radio as a commentator on the movie industry, and consults with private organizations on their collections. He is widely published, in print and online, on film and other arts/culture topics. Wondering Where Everybody Is? Westhampton Steakhouse Prime Aged Steaks & Seafood 142 Mill Road Westhampton Beach � 631-288-7161 Open for Dinner 7 days Monday-Saturday 4:00PM Sun 3PM $2195 Prix Fixe Dinner � Featuring The Hottest Events are Just a Click Away y l Filet Mignon - NY Shell - Beef & Reef - Duck - Nitely till 7pm Monday- Snow Crab Dinner $1500 Buy One Entree & Get 2nd 1/2 Price (off regular menu only) Tuesday - Prime Rib Dinner w/soup or salad & dessert $2195 "Movie Night" - Buy any entree & receive a Free Pass to Hampton Cinema e " (good for Tuesday's only) Wednesday - Wine Lovers Night...33% OFF All Bottles of Wine $19.00 Clam Bake - Whole Lobster, Clams, Mussels, Corn on the Cob, soup or salad & dessert included. Thursday - Surf & Turf Night...3 course Prime Rib Dinner $2195, 3 course Lobster Dinner - $1700 or combine them for $3600 Friday - 3 Course Prime Rib Dinner $2195 Friday & Saturday - Live Music in the Dining Room Sunday - Seafood Sunday...Snow Crab $1500, Lobster $1700, Clam Bake $1900...Complete Dinners! Childrens Menu - $995 Dine with us during "Restaurant Week 3/30 - 4/6 & Receive a Free "Gift Certificate Towards Your Next Visit. Visit our website www.westhamptonsteakhouse.com 1044930 1046062 DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 54 www.danshamptons.com Dining in the Hamptons The Baker's Workshop Caf� & Bistro in Riverhead brings together the finest ingredients under the guidance of expert chefs and bakers to provide fresh and delicious menu items. Choose from the daily assortment of fresh-baked breads, pastries, cakes and cookies. Lunch menu items include: grilled Tuscan chicken on focaccia bread with marinated grilled rosemary chicken, mozzarella cheese, roasted red peppers, and a lemonbasil dressing; roasted turkey panini melt with smokehouse bacon, mozzarella and sun dried tomato pesto served on Parmesan bread; sliced herb roasted prime rib served with horseradish sauce lettuce and tomato; and garden salad served with tuna, tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, red onions and balsamic vinaigrette. For more information call (631) 5483750. Nick & Toni's in East Hampton will be offering Side Dish By Aji Jones film and food every Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday all night and Friday and Saturday from 6 to 7 p.m. A two-course dinner will be available with a United Artist/Lowes movie voucher for $30 per person. The menu includes your choice of farmer style frico with montasio cheese, potato and sweet onion or a friulian salad with baby arugula, cucumber, Satur Farms radish and green apple. For main courses choose from cinnamon scented veal stew with Anson Mills soft polenta; grilled Berkshire pork loin with roasted Satur Farms beets and horseradish sauce; or diver scallops with saut�ed radicchio and almond sauce. For further information or reservations, call Nick & Toni's at (631) 324-3550. Stonewalls Restaurant in Riverhead now offers a three-course lunch prix fixe Wednesday through Saturday from 11:30 a.m. to 4 p.m. The restaurant will be open for lunch Monday and Tuesday beginning Monday, March 18. The cost is $18 per person plus tax and gratuity. Sample menu items include: oven roasted beets, goat cheese, celery remoulade and apple; oven roasted beets with goat cheese, celery remoulade and apples; breast of chicken basquaise (bell pepper, chorizo, tomato) on rice pilaf; medallions of pork, shaved garlic and sage potato, and vegetable du jour; carrot cake with walnuts and raisins and vanilla-almond cheesecake. For reservations or further information please contact Stonewalls Restaurant at (631) 506-0777. Desmond's Restaurant and Lounge at East new! Family Style Menu Platters of your favorite Matto foods to share with your favorite friends and family! Our Family Style Menu is available on Tuesday, Wednesday and Sunday, all day. Dinner � Catering � Take-out � Private Parties 104 North Main Street � East Hampton, NY 11937 restaurant 631.329.0200 � take-out 631.329.0255 fax 631.329.0224 � web www.mattorestaurant.com ATTO M Ristorante � Bar FOOD IS LOVE Wind in Wading River opens its dining room for lunch from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. from Monday to Saturday. Executive Chef Brian Shuren and Chef De Cuisine Todd Sabatini have created new lunch menu items. In addition to salads, soups, hearty appetizers and pub-sandwiches, new entrees are available in the dining room including: catfish ratatouille with corn and tomato saut�, basil emulsion, ratatouille vegetables; grilled salmon with mandarin risotto, asparagus tips, citrus beurre blanc; pan-roasted chicken with garlic whipped potatoes, baby vegetable, pan au jus; pork tenderloin with cornbread stuffing, apple demi-glace; pan-seared duck breast with asparagus risotto, caramelized cippolini onions, port wine reduction; rigatoni a la vodka with shallots, garlic, tomato sauce, cream, Parmesan; and shrimp and clam bianco with little neck clams, white wine, garlic, lemon, butter, crushed red pepper. For further menu information contact East Wind at (631) 846-2335. MUSE Restaurant & Aquatic Lounge in Water Mill now offers bar bites from Chef Matthew Guiffrida. The regular menu is also available. A sample menu is as follows: bucket o' buffalo style chicken wings served with chunky bleu cheese dressing and celery spears; seafood clam chowder cake served on a bed of watercress jicama slaw; fish and chips with crushed potato chip and spicy garlic mayo; and crispy Cajun crusted calamari lightly floured and fried with Anaheim peppers served with mango chipotle aioli and sweet Asian chile sauce. For reservations or further information, call MUSE Restaurant & Aquatic Lounge at (631) 726-2606. Hamptons Restaurant Week is set for March 30 through April 6. Participating restaurants include Almoncello, Rowdy Hall, Annona, Tierra Mar, 75 Main, and Fresno restaurant. For more participating restaurants log onto hamptonsrestaurantweek.com. 1046251 $10.00 OFF of $45 or more (Sun.-Thurs. Ony) With Coupon Only ANY DINNER PURCHASE The Driver's Seat RESTAURANT & BAR � Price Fix $24.95 Don't just ask for a bagel; ask for a 4 Courses � Sunday & Thursday Hampton Bagel! 74 North Main St., East Hampton � 631-324-5411 We'll have the grill on for you 2 for 1 - Wednesday Happy Hour - Friday � Free Appetizers � 5-8pm *1 coupon/table. Can not be combined w/any other offers. Expires 4/31/08 Dan's Papers ... "No. 1 Choice for Bagels" "Simply the best bagels in the Hamptons since 1985." Open for Lunch and Dinner 62 Jobs Lane, Southampton www.thedriversseatrestaurant.com 1044849 631-283-6606 1045966 "...superb Italian cuisine" Restaurant & Marina t � SARA CE N RESTARAUNT � BAR � LOUNGE - Zagat Rated "Excellent" 2000-2007 2 FOR 1 PRIX FIXE SPECIAL Buy 1 Prix Fixe get another Entree free! Thursday - Sunday 4:30pm-6:30pm (not valid on Holidays) ex��t��t�� 9 T��t�|v _���zx Open for Dinner Thursday - Sunday Live Entertainment Thursday 7-10pm. (Steve Frederick) A CHEF MATTHEW GUIFFRIDA PRODUCTION WATERMILL SQUARE SUITE 5A � 760 MONTAUK HIGHWAY, WATERMILL, NY � (631)726-2606 Serving Dinner Thursday - Sunday at 4:30pm OPEN YEAR ROUND Family Style Menu y e All Day Sunday l y y 3 Course Prixe Fixe Menu e e e Sunday - Friday $24 y y OPEN THURSDAY - SUNDAY Fireplace is On All Winter On Georgica Pond Wainscott 631-728-5366 1044603 1046026 631-537-6255 1045251 DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 55 www.danshamptons.com Silvia Lehrer's Cooking Column If I heard or read it once, I've heard or read it a dozen times. "When cooking with wine be sure to use something you would drink with dinner." None of this supermarket shelf cooking wine thank you. "Wine is food and when drinking wine with food it should compliment," says Doug Gulija, chef/owner of the Plaza Caf� in Southampton. "An oak-y chardonnay is well matched to fettucine Alfredo, for instance, to cut through the richness of the dish," he added. Well versed in wine, Gulija holds several wine dinners at his restaurant throughout the year. Roman Roth, wine maker extraordinaire at W�lffer Estate Vineyards in Sagaponack, argues that wine and food are simply meant to go together. "Wine, food and friends are the perfect combination � the total dining experience," he said. Roth explained that the acidity in wine cuts the fat and adds freshness to foods in the same way that lemon or lime juice would. He is planning several wine dinners at South and North Fork restaurants in April and May. Check W�lffer's website for details. For your cooking with wine pleasure, I've chosen two favorite wine-based recipes to both make and enjoy with wine. Seafood stew, a condensed, contemporary version of bouillabaisse, calls for a Reisling or rose. Roth suggests a Merlot for both the cooking of and drinking with braised beef. He said that East End Merlots have, "more structure and texture � the alcohol level in local Merlot is lower than in hot or warmer climates." Cheers, salute and bon appetit! SHELLFISH STEW If you prepare a classic fish stock ahead and freeze or refrigerate, your seafood stew can be ready in short order. Serves 6-8 1 dozen mussels 1 dozen little neck clams 1/2 pound large sea scallops 1 pound white-flesh fish, cod, sea bass or monkfish 2 tablespoons olive oil 2-3 shallots, finely chopped 2 cloves garlic, finely chopped 2 carrots, peeled and thinly sliced 1 large leek, trimmed, cleaned and thinly sliced 1 cup dry white wine (Riesling) 6 cups fish stock, preferably homemade 3-4 tomatoes, pureed in a food mill 1 teaspoon fresh thyme leaves 2 tablespoons chopped, flat leaf Italian parsley Pinch saffron 1 bulb fennel, trimmed, rinsed and cut into julienne strips Coarse salt and freshly ground pepper to taste 1. Debeard the mussels and scrub the shellfish in fresh water until sand is eliminated. Remove side 1 onion, finely chopped 2 large cloves garlic, finely chopped 2-3 carrots, trimmed, rinsed and thinly sliced 2-3 ribs celery, trimmed, rinsed and thinly sliced Coarse (kosher) salt and freshly ground pepper to taste 3-4 tablespoons brandy 1 can (13 3/4 oz.) low-sodium beef broth 1 can (1 lb. 12.oz) whole tomatoes and juice 1/4 teaspoon dry marjoram 1/8 teaspoon dried thyme Freshly grated nutmeg 1. Put meat in a bowl with the wine, onion and bay leaves, cover with plastic wrap and marinate in refrigerator for several hours or overnight. 2. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Remove meat from marinade and pat dry with paper towels. Meanwhile, drain wine over a bowl to reserve. Discard onion and bay leaves. 3. Warm oil in a heavy non-stick skillet and when hot, brown meat lightly on all sides. Transfer to an oven-going casserole and season meat with salt and pepper. Add vegetables to pan drippings and saute for a few minutes. Add brandy and bring to a boil. Season with salt and pepper to taste and pour over the meat in the casserole. 4. Pour over reserved red wine, broth, tomatoes breaking up tomatoes up with a spoon, and add herbs and nutmeg. Bring liquid to a boil, cover casserole and transfer to preheated oven. Braise about 3 1/2 hours. Turn meat every 30 minutes, basting with liquid. Prick with a fork to check tenderness. 5. Transfer meat to a cutting board, let cool then slice. Meanwhile, reduce liquid in casserole to thicken slightly. Return slices to sauce to reheat and serve warm. muscle from scallops and discard. Cut white flesh fish into 1 1/2 inch pieces. Set aside or refrigerate until needed. 2. Heat oil in a large saucepan. Add shallots and garlic and saute briefly. Add carrot and leek and toss to coat. Cover and cook over low heat for 6-7 minutes. Add white wine, bring to a boil and reduce by half. Add fish stock, tomato puree, herbs and saffron and simmer for 15-20 minutes. Season to taste with salt and pepper. *Can be prepared ahead to this point and refrigerated up to 3 days, or frozen. 3. Before serving, bring fish soup to room temperature if doing ahead, and return to heat. When broth is at a simmer, add shellfish and cook, covered, for 3-4 minutes. Add fish and fennel and cook with cover ajar for 3-4 minutes longer or until fish is opaque and shellfish open. Remove from heat and serve at once with crusty bread. BEEF BRAISED IN RED WINE, ITALIAN STYLE Marinate the beef then slowly cook in red wine for a comforting and hearty winter dish. Serves 6 For the marinade 3 1/2-4 pounds rump or chuck roast 2 cups dry red wine, Merlot or Barolo 1 small onion, sliced 2 bay leaves To braise the beef 2 tablespoons canola oil OPEN Mon.-Thurs. 11-10pm Fri.&Sat. 11-10:30pm Sun. 12-9 Parto's 631-727-4828 3 Course Prix Fixe Sun - Fri - All Night BEST OF THE BEST 2007 Parto's Italian restaurant, caf� pizzeria. We invite you to enjoy a real In downtown historic taste of Italy. Riverhead you will find Old-style one of the Best Restaurant rural Tuscan and pizzerias of the atmosphere. Northfork. Simply $2500 Steak and Fries $1900 Sun - Thurs - All Night Dinner Specials Sunday - Thursday Price of all Entrees include Soup, Salad and Dessert Serving Dinner from 5 pm (closed Monday) very good food Appetizers very good atmosphere � Soups very good services and best of � Salads all very good prices! � Pasta *Private Catering Hall � Entrees for your next affair. � Seafood Up to 50 people, � Dessert very cozy and private* � Coffee Member of J.T. Mather Hospital's Heart Healthy Program 12 West Main Street (100 yards west of Atlantis Marine World) Riverhead, NY www.partosrestaurant.com Lobster Night $2100 Tuesday Only - All Night Specials not available Holiday Weekends 1045246 825 Montauk Highway Bayport, NY Sunrise Highway, Exit 51, L.I.E. Exit 62 County Rd. 97 South to End, West to 2nd light Zagat Survey Distinction 2006 - 2007 27-20-23-45 1045797 (631) 472-9090 *Back Entrance through rear parking lot. Follow the brick path 1045267 631-537-0590 great food in a comfortable setting bobby van's main street, bridgehampton DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 56 www.danshamptons.com Dining Log 75 MAIN RESTAURANT � Lunch and Dinner 7 days and Daily Prix Fixe. Tues. is Local Night, Wed. is Prime Rib Night, and Thurs. is Clambake Night. 75 Main Street, Southampton, 631-283-7575. ALMOND � A classic French bistro offering unpretentious French fare at affordable prices. Special fall three course prix fixe for $21.95 every night from 6 to 7 p.m. and all night on Monday. Open Thurs.-Tues from 6 p.m. and closed on Wednesday. Located at 1970 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8885. ANNONA � Sleek modern Italian serving a market menu, which changes according to local produce. Everything from fresh breads and pastas to rib eye and local fish from their wood-burning oven. Located at 112 Riverhead Road, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-7766. BEFORE THE BRIDGE RESTAURANT � Voted as one of the Best of the Best Seafood Restaurants by Dan's Papers readers. Open year round for dinner from 4 p.m., six nights a week, closed Tuesday. Special $23, 4-course prix fixe and special $23, 4-course prix fixe available Mon.Thurs. from 4 p.m. to close and Sun. from 4 p.m. to close. Serving lunch Fri-Sun from 12-4 p.m. Sunday Brunch 12-3 p.m. Located at 78 Foster Avenue, Hampton Bays, behind Tully's Seafood Market. 631-728-9111. BOBBY VAN'S � Specializing in steakhouse classics and fresh fish. Lunch and dinner 7 days. Open 363 days a year for lunch, dinner and weekend brunch. Prix fixe & daily specials Sun.-Thurs. Kitchen open Fri. & Sat. til 11 p.m. Located at Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-5370590. BUOY ONE � Fresh seafood market, dining room and take-out. Voted "Best of the Best Seafood" in 2005 and 2006. Open Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-10 p.m., Fri.-Sat. 10 a.m.11 p.m., Sun. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Located at 1175 West Main Street, Riverhead. 631-208-9737. CAFFE MONTE AT GURNEY'S � Serving breakfast daily from 7:30-10 a.m. From 12-3 p.m., the caffe serves a casual, economically priced Italian-style menu. La Paticceria serves light fare from 7 a.m.-9 p.m. Located at 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2660. COUNTRY HOUSE RESTAURANT � (Circa 1710) Open 7 days a week for lunch and dinner. Voted Most Romantic Restaurant by AOL City Guide. Zagat Rated. Friday night Chefs Tasting menu $45 per person. Prix fixe $36 dinner available Mon.-Thurs. Located on Route 25A on the corner of Main Street, "Old" Stony Brook. www.countryhouserestaurant.com 631-751-3332. Reservations suggested. CROSSROADS DIAMOND RESTAURANT � A cozy, intimate atmosphere for fine dining. Tiffany lamps add to the elegant d�cor with cozy handcrafted booths that offer seclusion. Serving fresh, local produce. Open seven days a week, serving lunch, dinner and Sunday brunch. Located at 3725 Route 25 and Edwards Avenue, Calverton. 631-3692221. DRIVERS SEAT RESTAURANT AND BAR � Open for Lunch and Dinner. Price Fix $24.95. Four Courses Sun.� Thurs., 2 for 1 �Wed., Happy Hour Fri. Free appetizers 5-8 p.m. Located at 62 Jobs Lane, Southampton. Call 631-283-6606 and visit www.thedriverseatrestaurant.com. THE JAMESPORT MANOR INN � Experience North Fork History and unprecedented local cuisine in the magnificently reconstructed 1850s mansion. New American Cuisine with a Mediterranean flair, menu is complemented by an extensive wine list. Serving Lunch and Dinner daily closed Tuesday. Private parties accommodated. Located at 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. Call 631-722-0500, email firstname.lastname@example.org or visit www.jamesportmanor.com HILL STREET CAF� � A brand new breakfast and lunch spot at The Southampton Inn, headed by one of Long Island's foremost chefs, Peter Dunlop. Located at 91 Hill Street, Southampton. 631-283-6500. LE SOIR RESTAURANT � Serving the finest French cuisine for over 25 years, rated in Zagat Survey of Distinction 2006-2007 27-20-23-45 and recognized as among the best on Long Island for delicious quality food, value and attentive staff. Nightly specials, homemade on premises desserts. Located at 825 W. Montauk Highway, Bayport. 631-472-9090. MATTO RESTAURANT � Matto, Italian for "crazy," features a menu bursting with Italian specialties and handcrafted, thin-crust pizzas. Serving dinner TuesdaySunday from 5 p.m. Offering a three-course prix fixe for $22 Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday all night and Friday and Saturday before 6 p.m. Open for brunch Sundays 11:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Closed Mondays. Located at 104 North Main Street, East Hampton, 631-329-0200 www.mattorestaurant.com. MATSULIN � This cozy Pan Asian restaurant has a menu with varied cuisines from fresh cut sashimi to savory Kari Ayam. Open 7 days from 12 p.m. Located at 131 W. Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-8838. MUSE � Restaurant and aquatic lounge open for dinner 6 days a week, serving brunch on Sundays. Live entertainment with Steve Frederick Thursday from 7 to 10 p.m. Located in the Water Mill Square, 760 Montauk Highway, Water Mill. 631-726-2606. OLDE SPEONK INN � This hidden gem is not to be missed. Friendly service, great atmosphere, outstanding menu featuring fresh local ingredients that change daily. Open Tues., Wed. & Sun. 5-9:30 p.m., Fri. & Sat. 5-10 p.m. Prix fixe Sun-Thurs. Located at 190 Montauk Highway, Speonk. 631-325-8400. ONE OCEAN � An elegant restaurant with a casual atmosphere. Prix fixe $23 available all night Sun., Tues & Thurs. and until 7 p.m. Fri. & Sat. Enjoy shrimp night on Wednesdays and the dazzling vocals of Monica Hughes on Thursday nights from 8 to 11 p.m. Open for brunch Fri.Sun. from 11:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Located on the corner of Ocean Road and Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631537-5665. THE PATIO AT 54 MAIN � New American Cuisine featuring prime aged steaks and fresh seafood. Three course Chef 's tastings available Sun.- Thurs. for $25. Live entertainment Fri. & Sat. Friday Night Happy Hour in our Grill Room. Located at 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. PIERRE'S � Euro-chic but casual restaurant and bar. Late dinner and bar on weekdays. Open 7 days. Brunch Fri. - Sun. from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. near the fireplace. Located at 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. www.pierresbridgehampton.com. PREMIER DINER � Enjoy spectacular food, dinner specials and easy-going atmosphere. Open 24 hours, weekends. Located at 690 Commack Road, Commack, 200 ft. North of Expressway (going east Exit 52, going west Exit 53) 631-462-1432. PRIME 103 � Sophisticated steak and sushi restaurant with extensive wine list. Open 7 nights a week from 5:30 p.m. Located at 103 Montauk Highway, East Hampton. 631-324-1100. SARACEN � A Mediterranean culinary experience, Saracen boasts a modern Italian menu, comfortable atmosphere and excellent European service. Reservations recommended. Located at 108 Montauk Highway, Wainscott. 631537SEA GRILLE AT GURNEY'S � Overlooking the Atlantic Ocean. Dinner seven days a week 5:30 to 10 p.m. Mon.-Thurs. three-course prix fixe dinner $25.95, seating at 5:30 p.m. Located at 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2660. TUSCAN HOUSE � Regional Italian Cuisine, seafood, pastas, meat and poultry, you feel that you have been transported to Italy the moment you arrive. Dan's Papers "Best of the Best" Italian Food. Open year round. 10 Windmill Lane, Southampton, 631-287-8703 TURTLE CROSSING � Serving authentic regional food in an old Southwestern technique. Ribs, wraps, `ritas! Dinner every night. Lunch Sat. & Sun. Located at 21 Panitgo Road, East Hampton. 631-324-7166. www.turtlecrossing.com $22 Prixe Fixe CHOICE OF APPETIZER -- ope n 7 days -- PRIX FIXE $22.00 sunday to th ur sday 5 to SUNDAY TO THURSDAY we dneALL NIGHT n i g h t sday al l PRIX FIXE $25 House Salad Gorgonzola Salad Mussels Marinara Baked Clams 7 CHOICE OF ENTREE Chicken Parmigiana Eggplant Parmigiana Grilled Salmon Chicken Vincenzo Marinated Hangar Steak TAKING I L L A B A I S S E $ 2 1 B O U RESERVATIONS EASTER SUNDAY BRUNCH tue sday F IMARCH O N RD2 2 L E T M I G N 23 $ we dne sday 11AM-5PM 2 LB LOBSTER FRICASSEE $22 monday OPEN FOR DINNER THURSDAY THRU SUNDAY WATER MILL SQUARE, 670 MONTAUK HWY www.mirkosrestaurant.com b runc h lunc h d i nne r pat i s se ri e bar h om e made i c e c ream CHOICE OF DESSERT Brownie Sundae Cheesecake � Canoli Open Wednesday thru Saturday 4pm-10pm 1045058 631.726.4444 2486 MAIN STREET . BRIDGEHAMPTON, NY 11932 R E S E RVAT I O N S : 6 3 1 . 5 3 7 . 5 1 1 0 w w w. p i e r r e s b r i d g e h a m p t o n . c o m 1044542 3360 NOYAC ROAD, SAG HARBOR, NEW YORK 631-725-4444 PRIX FIXE MENU AVAILABLE THURSDAY & SUNDAY 1045245 DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 57 www.danshamptons.com Arts & Galleries ART COMMENTARY THE IMAGE OF WOMEN IN ART Part 1: Tulla Booth Gallery and Uber House Weather-wise, March brings the lion and the lamb. March is also Women's Month. A search of local exhibits reveals diverse, provocative female images in settings which are just as varied. "Gallery Favorites" at Sag Harbor's Tulla Booth Gallery features photographs by Burt Glinn. What's particularly relevant, however, is the iconic imagery of female celebrities that the works present. The famous subject is the important aesthetic element here, not how the photographer perceives the subject as in cases like Irving Penn or Annie Leibovitz. Simply put, Glinn often uses his camera to record images from films; the subject is playing a "character" who has not been created by the photographer. Consider Elizabeth Taylor in two scenes from Suddenly, Last Summer. Ms. Taylor is made to look vulnerable, yet still sexy in both shots as a birdseye-view reinforces the presence of some unseen power from above. Thus Ms. Taylor is perceived as the object of the "male gaze." This male gaze also dominates a picture of Sophia Loren as multiple images are repeated through a mirror's reflection. The image suggests that a woman has many faces and thus should be With Marion Wolberg Weiss into a New York sewer, their bodies fragmented and askew. The pose perfectly captures a surreal moment in time that continues to characterize Warhol and his colleagues. The Uber House, also located in Sag Harbor, provides an unusual environment for its depiction of women. In fact, the mixture of large photographs and objects serves as an installation carrying a potent message regarding the duality of female images: both sexual and nurturing. Therefore, we see photographs of both sensual nude females and a pregnant woman. However, the works don't stop there in their implications. There's a feeling of disorientation when we consider the exhibit as a whole. For example, one photo shows the fragmentation of body parts; we don't see the faces of the subjects either. Adding to the unreality is the fact that the figures are also painted in blue. Of course, such techniques may be there to give the images an exotic sense as well. Here's a good instance of how interpretations depend on individual perceptions that each viewer brings to the work. The exhibit at the Tulla Booth Gallery will be on view until April 15. Call 631-725-3100. The show at the Uber House will be there through March. Call 631-725-0909 for details. Photo by M.W. Weiss Edie Sedgewick and friends viewed with caution. And then there's the famous photo of Andy Warhol, Chuck Wein and Edie Sedgewick stuffed Honoring the Artist: Cuca Romley This week's cover artist, Cuco Romley, has a particular penchant for trees. And while she grew up in Madrid and Paris where trees are scarce, she got lucky when she moved across the street from Central Park in New York. Residing in Sag Harbor these last several years has given Ms. Romley a decided advantage where trees are once more a part of her everyday environment. Winter is a special time for both Ms. Romley and trees. (Consider that she named her art gallery, The Winter Tree.) Q: I notice that the cover features maple syrup time and lots of trees. But it's winter now and you're doing a painting of Guild Hall. All the trees are bare. Why not wait until Spring? A: I like the trees in winter. Besides, when there are leaves on the branches, you can't see the buildings. In the summer, trees hide things. I find trees are beautiful. I'm painting them like a maniac. Q: What else attracted you to Guild Hall? A: I had never painted this part of Main Street. I also wanted to do Guild Hall because it doesn't involve stores in East Hampton, which come and go. I also discovered Clinton Academy across the street from Guild Hall. It's one of the oldest buildings around. Q: Is winter an isolating time for you? A: No, it's the only time I can paint. The rest of the year, I am running a gallery. I live in a house in the middle of Main Street in Sag Harbor, not in the middle of the woods where I would feel isolated. I have a comfortable environment. Music is playing in the background; I don't even cook. People come to visit me on the weekends. I love it. I can focus on my work. Q: You also like to discover places in the Hamptons that you didn't know existed. A: Yes, I get in my car and explore. For example, I ended up in a seaport in Southampton a few days ago. Q: If you go farther, where would you travel to? A: I would travel to China to paint. It's changing a lot. And I wouldn't go on a tour, but travel on bus, train, whatever. I am reading an interesting book about the country, China Road. Q: I know you've mentioned in the past that you also liked Sante Fe because of its architecture, and San Francisco. Would you move there? A: I don't see myself there. I see myself passing by. I would find myself criticizing new places. That's normal, since you see things differently than the people who live there. I don't belong to any one place. I belong to all places. Q: You are a "Woman of the World." A: Yes. I love the whole planet; I love how nature is organized. It's a pity we have destroyed the planet. As the Native Americans believe, we don't own anything. We think we control the earth, but we don't. � Marion Wolberg Weiss The Winter Tree Gallery (125 Main Street, Sag Harbor) will be hosting a reception with mulled wine on Saturday and Sunday, March 8 and 9. Call 631725-0097 for details. Dan's Papers covers curated by Dan Rattiner and designed by Kelly Merritt and Dan Rattiner. ART EVENTS Greenport. 631-477-3280. COMING UP Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections: GALLERIES BENTON NYCE GALLERY � Open Friday 1-7 p.m., Saturday 1-8 p.m. and Sunday 12-5 p.m. or by appointment. Located at 409 First Street, Greenport. 917-848-5102. BOLTAX GALLERY � Located at 21 North Ferry Road (Route 114), Shelter Island. 631-749-3035. BRAVURA ART AND OBJECTS GALLERY � "The Modern Salon Show" will run through March 15. Open By appointment. 631-377-3355. BRIDGEHAMPTON HISTORICAL SOCIETY GALLERY � "In Our Own Images: A Celebration of Local Black Culture" artwork by established painters and teenage artists. Located at 2638 Montauk Hwy, Bridgehampton. 631-537-1088. BUTLER'S FINE ART � "20th and 21st Century Art Events � pg. 57 Benefits � pg. 47 Movies � pg. 52 Day by Day � pg. 47 Kids' Events � pg. 48 OPENING RECEPTIONS QUOGUE LIBRARY � 3/8 � 3 p.m. Artists reception for "Gone To The Dogs" by Ginger Anderson. Located at Quogue Library, 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631-653-4278. ATELIER GALLERY � 3/15 � 6-9 p.m. Glorious Spring artist reception. Located on Main Street, Painting and Sculpture". Open year-round. Located at 50 Park Place, East Hampton. 631-267-0193. CELADON GALLERY � Open Saturdays and Sundays 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Located at 41 Old Mill Road, Water Mill. 631-726-2547. CHRYSALIS GALLERY � Located at 2 Main Street, Southampton. 631-287-1883. CLOVIS POINT GALLERY � "Clovis Point Toasts the Artists." Located at the Jamesport winery, 1935 Main Road, Jamesport. 631-722-4222. DE CORDOVA GALLERY � Located at 538 Main Street, Greenport. 631-477-0620. DESHUK/RIVERS GALLERY � Located at 141 Maple Lane, Bridgehampton. 631-237-4511. DRAWING ROOM GALLERY � "Esther Pullman: Greenhouses" will run through April 20. (continued on the next page) DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 58 www.danshamptons.com ART EVENTS (continued from previous page ) Works and displays a few abstract expressionist paintings. Located at 150 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-7070. PAMELA WILLIAMS GALLERY� Open Friday to Monday 11-5 p.m. Located at 167 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-7817. PARASKEVAS GALLERY � Showing Michael Paraskevas' extensive work and children's book illustrations from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast and other books he published with his mother, Betty. Open by appointment. Located at 83 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-287-1665. POLLOCK-KRASNER HOUSE � Located at 830 Springs-Fireplace Rd., East Hampton. 631-324-4929. QUOGUE SCHOOL GALLERY � "Outsider Art Show" with works by students. Located at Quogue Library, 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631-653-4224. ROSALIE DIMON GALLERY � Located at The Jamesport Manor Inn, 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. 631-7220500. RVS FINE ART � Open Friday to Sunday 12-5 p.m. and by appointment. Located at 20 Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-838-4843. SARA NIGHTINGALE GALLERY � Located at 688 Montauk Highway, Water Mill. 631-793-2256 or 631-726-0076. SILAS MARDER GALLERY � Located at 120 Snake Hollow Road, Bridgehampton. . 631-702-2306. SIREN SONG GALLERY � Mythical sea creatures as well as other spirits that haunt our dreams created by 3 east end artists. Located at 516 Main Street, Greenport. www.sirensongallery.com. 631-477-1021. SOUTHAMPTON HISTORICAL MUSEUM GALLERY � "The Joys of Toys" will run through March 29. Located at Rogers Mansion, 17 Meeting House Lane, Southampton. 631-283-2494. SOUTH STREET GALLERY � Located at 18 South Street, Greenport. 631-477-0021. THE STUDIO & GALLERY AT GOOD FRIEND PARK � Michael Knigin's paintings, prints and photographs are on display. Located at 26 Good Friend Drive, off Route 14, East Hampton. 631324-5550. SURFACE LIBRARY GALLERY � Paintings and ceramics by resident artists Robert Bachler and James Kennedy are on display. Located at 845 Springs Fireplace Road, East Hampton. 631-2919061. TULLA BOOTH GALLERY � "Gallery Favorites" photography exhibit will run through March 15. Open Friday to Monday 12:30-7:30 p.m. Located at 66 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-3100. UBER HOUSE GALLERY � "Blue Belle" and "Art of Being Woman" are on display. Located at 80 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0909. VERED GALLERY � "Contemporary and Modern Masters." Paintings, sculpture and photography by Milton Avery, Ross Bleckner, Willem de Kooning, Pablo Picasso, Sam Francis, Jean Dubuffet and many others are on display. Open Sunday to Thursday 11 a.m.-6 p.m., Friday 11 a.m.-7 p.m. and Saturday 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Located at 68 Park Place, East Hampton. 631-324-3303. WALK TALL GALLERY � Open Tuesday to Sunday 11 a.m.-5 p.m. or by appointment. Located at 62 Park Place, East Hampton. 631-324-9776. WALLACE GALLERY � Open Saturday 10 a.m.6 p.m., Sunday to Friday 11 a.m.-5 p.m. or by appointment. Located at 37A Main Street, East Hampton. 631-329-4516. THE WINTER TREE GALLERY � Group show "Salon d'Hiver" by Eric Dever, Barbara Hadden, Curt Hope, Bruce McCombs, Antonio Perez Melero, Cuca Romley and Federico Schiaffino will run through March 20. Open daily from 12-6 p.m. closed Tuesdays. Located at 125 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0097. Open Mon. & Thurs.-Sun. 11 a.m.prints and photographs by PICK OF THE WEEK Michael Knigin are on display. 5 p.m. Sun. 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Located at 16R Newtown Lane, East QUOGUE LIBRARY � Open by appointment only. Hampton. 631-324-5114. 3/8 � 3 p.m. Artists recep- Located at 26 Goodfriend Drive, DREW PATRICK SPA tion for "Gone To The Dogs" East Hampton. 631-324-5500. GALLERY � Located at 128 West by Ginger Anderson. Located at GORAN PETMIL STUDIO � Main Street, Bay Shore. Quogue Library, 90 Quogue Street, Open Saturday and Sunday 3-7 EAST END BOOKS Quogue. 631-653-4278. p.m. or by appointment. Located GALLERY � Wood cut prints by at 88 Gin Lane (Barnway), Stephen Hunick will run through Southampton. 631-574-7542 or March 31. Located at 53 The Circle, East Hampton. 631-830-2895. 631-324-8680. GRENNING GALLERY � Located at 90 Main EZAIR GALLERY � American Contemporary Street, Sag Harbor. 631-767-5302. Painting and Sculptures from New York, Long Island GUILD HALL GALLERY � The Student Arts and New England area will run through May 1. Located at 136 Main Street, Southampton. 212-204-0442. THE FIREPLACE PROJECT � 851 Springs Fireplace Road, East Hampton. www.thefireplaceproject.com. 631-3244666. GALERIE BELAGE � Opeb Monday to Friday 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and weekends by appointment. Located behind Margarita Grille at 8 Moniebogue Lane, Westhampton. 631-288-5082. GALERIE NOUVELLE � Open Saturday and Sunday 12-6 p.m. Located at 74365 Main Road, Greenport. 917-544-8583. GALLERY MERZ � Located at 95 Reynolda House, Greenhouse, Winston Salem, NC, May 2006 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-2803. digital ink jet print, triptych, 30 x 20 inches each. GALLERY NORTH � Located at 385 Pine Tree Road, Cutchogue. 631-734-7619. Festival celebrates the creativity of young East End THE GALLERY SAG HARBOR � "Poster artists through March. Located at Guild Hall, 158 Retrospective," an exhibit featuring 15 years of the Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-0806. HIFF anniversary continues. Located at 125 Main HAMPTON ROAD GALLERY � Located at 36 Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-7707. Hampton Road, Southampton. 631-204-9704. GIDEON STEIN GALLERY � Located at 2297 LANA SANTORELLI GALLERY � Gallery Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-1900. hours are Sunday to Thursday 11 a.m.-6 p.m., Friday GLENN HOROWITZ GALLERY � Mark Wilson and Saturday 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Located at 77 Jobs "Life in Dead of Winter" will run through April 2. Lane, Southampton. 631-283-6308. Located at 87 Newtown Lane, East Hampton. 631MARK BORGHI FINE ART � Open daily from 324-5511. 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m. Located at 2462 Main Street, GOOD CONSCIENCE GALLERY 848 � Michael Bridgehampton. 631-537-7245. Knigin's "Carnivale Series" is on display. Open NATHANIEL BAKER HOUSE GALLERY � A Saturday and Sunday 1-5 p.m. or by appointment. group art show will be on display. Located at 279 Located at 848 North Sea Road, Southampton. 631Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3450. 726-4663. NESTSEEKERS GALLERY � New York artist GOOD FRIEND PARK GALLERY � Paintings, Geoffrey Fontaigne releases his new book Selected Deliveries Locally � Manhattan Call about long distance deliveries Documents � Furniture � Prescriptions Groceries � Mail � etc. All delivered with the same care & attention Airport Runs JFK, LGA, ISP - Best Price in the Hamptons - 5 Passenger Luxury Car REFERENCES � LOCALLY OWNED RELIABLE AND TRUSTWORTHY House Watching Winter � Year Round � Vacations 631-897-5146 email@example.com www.hamptonsevices.com Handyman Power washing � Fall Cleanups House Closings � Etc. DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 59 www.danshamptons.com Health, Beauty & Fitness Yoga Tradition 2: Vedantan As we all learned with the first installment of this series, all Yoga is not created equal. There are as many varieties of yoga as there are flavors of Jelly Bellys, and if you go in expecting banana you're going to be awfully disappointed with buttered popcorn. The best way to avoid this frustration is to be aware of what kind of yoga you're practicing, and the benefits it offers. All of the yoga practiced today is part of a complex history, which dates back thousands of years. Whether it's called Iyengar, Ashtanga, Anusara or Sivananda, its roots are in India and it descends from one of three main traditions: Classical, Vedantan, and Tantric. Last week this column explored some of the practices and philosophies of Classical Yoga. This week we'll look at Vedantan. Vedantan Yoga, like all yoga, is a philosophy tied to a practice. But unlike Classical Yoga, Vedanta is nondualist. This means that practitioners believe there is only one reality. On top of that, Vedantans believe that that reality is not what you see in front of you every day. Rather, they believe that this world � everything we touch or see � is an illusion. Therefore, any attachment to this world is misplaced And creating bonds will only lead to suffering � kind of like believing in the oasis when it's actually a mirage. To understand the Vedantan tradition, it helps to root it in something we all understand, and Hollywood comes to the rescue. The movie "The Matrix" depicts some Vedantan ideas. It shows a world where we all exist in separate little pods, and we look like we're sleeping. Each of our pods is connected, and we are all suspended in a vast space. Our bodies move only enough to breathe. However, in our minds, we imagine very complex worlds. These worlds, according to Vedantic thought, don't actually exist. That's why it would be so misguided to grow attached to them. Because of this foundational philosophy, those who practice Vedantan style yoga will have a completely different concept of their bodies. After all, our bodies are part of this world. So, according to Vedanta, our bodies aren't real either. This is to say that we shouldn't be attached to our bodies. In the words of one of the main texts of Vedantan Yoga, the Upanishads, "Absorbed in the Self, the sage is freed from identity with the body and lives in blissful consciousness." How can we engage in a physical practice when we don't believe our bodies are real? Well, one way to further yourself along the Vedantan path would be to meditate, and to meditate, you have to be comfortable. You've probably seen a typical meditation seat: it may be Lotus pose, Virasana or even a simple cross-legged seat. But regardless, your muscles have to be strong and flexible, and your body needs stamina and alignment to sit for an extended period of time. To get to this place is really the reason the physical postures came to exist. Vedantan practitioners often become swamis, or monks. If you go into a yoga studio or ashram and see yogis in red robes, chances are you are in a Vedantic setting. One example of Vedantan Yoga practiced here in the United States is Sivananda. This tradition resonates with a lot of people, and there are teacher trainings every year. During the teacher trainings, students are expected to adhere to a vegetarian diet and to abstain from alcohol and drugs, among other things. Part of the reason for this, presumably, is because these restrictions help to limit our attachments to this world. Of course, as someone dropping in to a Sivananda class, you won't necessarily adhere to the same restrictions that a teacher or advanced practitioner would. As a student, you may simply benefit from the physical practice. If you take a class with a Sivananda-trained teacher, you can expect that you'll warm up with some sun salutations and then move into a series that includes the twelve postures considered by Vedantans to be the basic ones. 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God knows what the butter consists of, but on average a tub of popcorn with butter will run about 1,500 calories. Now add extra butter and I was edging toward 2,000 calories. Sadly, I finished the tub before the movie started, got a second helping, and ate 3/4 of the second tub. If I would have to guess, I'd say I consumed almost 3,200 calories in less than two hours. Ever have one too many drinks and then down an entire Dominos pizza? Sure you have, it's called college. Well, a 12-inch pie will register about 1,800 calories. Now add that to the drinks you had beforehand and you're looking at a 2,500 calorie night on the town. Pizza doesn't sound as good as it once did? How about wings? Ruby Tuesday's frozen wings add up to 109 calories per wing. For a box of ten, that's 1,090 calories. Oh, I forgot, the blue cheese is 126 calories know, and still, I couldn't consume that much food. Not even on my best day. In addition to sheer calories, these foods are loaded with fat, cholesterol and carbohydrates. And aside from a little vitamin C in the tomato sauce on the pizza and some calcium from the cheese, there's not much in the way of anything beneficial. To consume this many calories while eating health foods, you would have to eat 12 pounds of salmon in one day, or 320 cups of raw broccoli, or 96 cups of blueberries. Now, I'm not telling you to do any of those things, I just wanted to illustrate the sheer amount of calories in those unhealthy items compared to those in the healthy list. The important thing is to eat properly and in proportion. Learning your daily calorie intake is fairly simple. It is a simple formula which takes into account your gender, age, weight, height and physical activity. Visit any number of websites online to get a rough estimate of how many calories you need to maintain your weight. For a more exact number, visit an actual nutritionist. 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In fact, one study by the EPA found that an average home's contaminant levels are up to 70 times higher than the nasties you might encounter while outside. Thanks to today's energy-efficient new homes and retrofit upgrades, these toxins are sealed in as much as they're sealed out. Mercifully, the inner environment is under our control, and we can reduce the toxic load in home sweet home. Surfaces A TV commercial shows a young mother blasting her toddler's personal space with an aerosol disinfectant � suggesting that the child is better off inhaling synthetic chemicals than dealing with a few germs. In this image we have one of America's great environmental ironies: the drive for cleanliness can plunge an entire household into toxicity. Those chemical products that keep our homes sparkly clean may be staining our very well-being. In fact, one EPA report found that toxic household cleaners are three times more likely to cause cancer than outdoor air pollution. Non-toxic cleaning solutions abound. Scour your house for all those multi-syllabic chemical concoctions packaged in canisters and aerosol sprays, dispose of them responsibly and replace them with natural alternatives. Dried Chinese soapberry tree fruit can replace laundry detergent; natural essential oils are more effective and delicious-smelling than synthetic air fresheners; and baking soda and vinegar can replace most synthetic surface cleaners. Of course, remember the free, non-toxic, miraculously effective surface cleaner: elbow grease Water Perhaps the most underrated household toxicity source may be good ol' H20. Municipal water has been found to contain arsenic, asbestos, pesticides, herbicides, cyanide, mercury and even traces of pharmaceutical drugs � just to name a few contaminants. Now imagine taking a shower, breathing in steam and absorbing water. Add to that brushing teeth, drinking coffee, using ice cubes, cooking pasta and . . . well, you get the idea. Water's ubiquity makes it a particularly insidious purveyor of toxins, especially on Long Island. As if Long Island's legendary aggressive chemical turf management weren't bad enough for groundwater, the state Department of Environmental Conservation recently released a report that found that Methyl tertiary-butyl ether (MTBE) � a toxic gasoline additive now banned in New York � was present in the water of 40% of test wells at Long Island gasoline stations. What to do? One solution is a whole-house water filtration system. By connecting to the house's main water supply, such systems remove toxins from every drop of water you use �from laundry to bath to cooking water. Air According to the EPA, a typical home will have detectable levels of up to 12 pesticides . . . in the air alone. Exacerbating the indoor air quality problem are Volatile Organic Compounds (VOCs), harmful gases that rise off common household synthetic materials and products like carpeting, televisions, upholstery, manufactured wood products, cleaners and conventional paints. Radon, an invisible radioactive gas that seeps into houses from underlying soil, presents another toxic health risk while the lethal gas carbon monoxide can also harm health at lower levels. The simple solution here is to make your air as clean as possible. Address the cause by switching to natural and organic furniture and carpeting; address the symptoms by purchasing a high-quality air purifier that eliminates toxic particles. DIY kits are available to test for radon levels indoors and many carbon monoxide detectors � which are a smart investment in any case � indicate even the slightest presence of the harmful gas. 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Here are suggestions on things to do during March when there are breaks in the weather. Remove and discard leaves, plant debris and remaining dead annuals from last year. While some may think it is too early to remove winter coverings, removal actually helps the soil to warm, promotes bulb photosynthesis, and eliminates potential diseases. (Removing dead leaves also removes a high percentage of deer tick larvae before they emerge.) Use a high-quality rake, gardener's claw, or a gloved hand to perform this task. Lawns also benefit from a good raking to remove debris and thatch, and to lift turf. However, if the ground is wet, avoid walking on lawns because of the potential to compact soil. Use gloved hands to remove debris around emerging bulbs to prevent the scarring and shredding of delicate growth. Now is a good time to cut back ornamental grasses. Be sure to wear gloves as you trim grasses (dried grass blades are sharp). If the grasses are isolated and far away from inflammables, you can burn off the old foliage. If not, tie heavy string around the middle of the old foliage and cut stalks off below the string with a saw or heavy-duty shears. This approach pre-bundles the stalks for easy removal. Once debris is gone, inspect flowerbeds to be sure that plants uprooted by frost have not been dislodged or discarded. Any such plants need to be pushed down into the soil. On the few days when soil can be worked, use a pitchfork to turn over the soil in flowerbeds. Be careful not to uproot perennials during the process. Covering turned soil with a thick coating of peat moss helps to aerate and improve soil quality. Two weeks later, douse the area with a tonic made from ten cups of cow manure and two cups of liquid ammonia in a 5-gallon bucket. Fill the bucket with water. Cover the bucket and permit the mixture to ferment for two weeks. Use liberally around perennials, shrubs and other plants to impart renewed vigor as the season gets going. Now is a good time to check roses to ensure they are still covered with mounds of soil or mulch. Roses do best if they remain covered until mid- to late-April when leaves appear because they are susceptible to early spring damage from frost. Perform final rose pruning at the end of March by removing dead stalks and trimming other stalks back to outward-facing buds. Be sure to prune stalks at a 45-degree angle to permit water runoff. Fruit trees also benefit from early spring maintenance. Prune out dead branches and water spouts, and cut back tree crowns to encourage air circulation. Prune away touching branches that foster bruises and disease. For trees that suffered any type of blight or fungus last season, spray them now with Bordeaux mixture, an alternate to copper fungicide, or Daconil, before buds emerge. Because weeds get started early, March is an excellent time to inspect flowerbeds for signs of last year's monster weeds. If you spot weeds, now is a great time to pull out roots with ease. You can also use a hoe to remove many weeds seeking a foothold. When removing weeds, be sure to discard these at a recycling dump or through garbage pickup. Placing spent weeds on compost heaps only seems to promote even more weeds the next year. Performing gardening chores in March is a great way to wake up the gardening spirit and also to save a chunk of time later on in the spring. Undertaking these chores now provides a great opportunity to commiserate with nature, and to feel a sense of accomplishment, all without the pressure of "having to get it done." You can contact Lance Brilliantine with any questions or comments at GardenLance@yahoo.com. In style outdoors for 75 years. Walpole cedar fence has been the standard for handcrafted style and quality since 1933. 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I wouldn't agree with every Sag Harbor decision, but for a long time we have resisted the "candy store" mold. The trap � or the secret, depending on your point of view � is that this is actually Wonderland. Let me give you an example. A developer came to town a few years ago with a "big" proposition that became subsumed into our governmental quicksand. In defeat, this is what he was heard to say: "I'm going to lose my shirt! I made a mistake by thinking we'd go in there and say to the Boards `we're going to spend millions and millions in your town and they would appreciate it. But they don't care! What do they know, anyway? They are just a bunch of plumbers and school teachers." On the surface Mr. Big was arrogant and insulting. But how can you blame him, in the contemporary, lawyer-driven world, where money will beget lawsuit and lawsuit begets capitulation? His frustration was quite understandable, but the point is that he went away and nothing in the Harbor changed. Our dysfunction has served us well, Dan, and I think I've made my point on that. What I am curious about, since I know you as a most astute observer of the Sag Harbor scene � as well as a life-long booster � why you think that "Sag Harbor Closed" sign wasn't intentional? Ted Conklin Sag Harbor Via e-mail Oh my God. � DR could you cut off the excess? No way � there's no waste on a sphere because it's the basic shape in nature. Once I cut an elliptical shell in half and placed it on the wall. I wondered, why is it still curved? Then I create sculptured paintings, which project into our space to rise into positive and negative curvature from zero curvature � to escape flatland thinking. We have the tools to sort out what happens in the immensities of outer space. On the other hand, the narrower focus of a poet may possibly make it easier to explain. I leave you with these thoughts... The Young Moon Says... I am your barren sister, sown in weakness raised in power � a place you cannot live, and forever, we are uneasy together. I am the mute sphere like the dumb part of the mind, observed in the night sky reflecting sunlight in a calm. I am there, even while you sleep, in full view you hesitate to recognize what happens to me. I am a simple timepiece of all things that exist drawing you to behold an economy of movement in the firmament. Assuring you that nothing exists in timelessness, even so � it is hard for you � to take it easy. SPACE TALK Dear Dan, Art is knowing where to draw the line and when to cut it � and yours does, as usual, very well. (Moon, 2/29/08) When you saw the eclipse and sensed that you're on a giant sphere hurtling through space looking across at another doing the same thing, you're well on your way into abstract thinking. It takes freedom of the mind. In this way, 40 years ago, I evolved an art form. As to why these bodies in the universe are all smooth and round? I say it's because they exist outside the confines of a frame (not suspended on a wire). To drive this point home, consider a bubble, or like sphere. How Mym Tuma Southampton So the world isn't flat? � DR LIKE A KID IN A CANDY SHOP Dear Dan, "Slow and Steady" was a riot, but, seriously, Sag Harbor's most effective asset is its dysfunctional government. Sometimes the results are comical, but we stand well "preserved" and the happiest people on the East End. Not doing anything works! We have discouraged and delayed speculative development, and the result is that Sag Harbor is a true mirror of its people, not a "new," and Police Blotter Bad Boys, Bad Boys A man in East Hampton was followed in a high speed chase by police after he didn't pull his car over. The man finally pulled over and then tried to explain to police that he didn't notice the flashing lights or the bullhorn command. Police smelled alcohol on the man and gave him a sobriety test, which he failed. He was arrested for driving while intoxicated. When police told him to put his hands behind his back, he heard those commands loud and clear. * * * Leaf Blower A man in East Hampton reported to police that his leaf blower had been stolen. Police are opening up an investigation. There have been a few leads so far, but some have just been people blowing smoke. * * * No Fishing A man in Montauk reported that his fishing set had been stolen. Okay, there are two things you don't do in Montauk � one is you don't mess with a man's fishing rod and the other is, YOU DON'T MESS WITH A MAN'S FISHING ROD! * * * Hot-Tubber A man in Southampton was caught hot tub hopping by a resident who stumbled upon the man enjoying a cigar inside a hot tub. When the resident confronted the man, he claimed he thought he was at his "Uncle's house." 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Painting/Papering Photography/Video Weddings, Events, Family and Pet Photography. Reasonable pricing European Quality, 631-942-1427 TheHamptonsPhotographer@ gmail.com WANTED: Professional pastry chef seeks location to open year-round specialty bake shop on the East End. 516-233-0251, email@example.com Home Improvements Sewing 25% OFF ALL HOME IMPROVEMENTS Specializing in all Phases. No Job too Big, or Small. Contracting Headqua rters. a 631-223-6248 Carmen's Custom Sewing Alterations, curtains, drapes, slipcovers, cushions, blinds. References. Free pickup and delivery. 631-726-0093 Shutters Internet/Online Services shuttercraft.com Quality Wood Shutters Make LongIslandPersonals.com. All The Difference... Exterior & Interior. Full Painting & Stop wasting time on the other Hardware. All Types & Sizes personals sites. Find your LOCAL match. LOCAL.REAL. Delivered Right to Your Door! Free Brochure (203)245-2608 FREE. Condos/Co-Ops Shares Westhampton Beach Pied-a-terre 1BR, 1 Bath Furnished Condo W/D, AC, Walk All, MD- LD $13,000. Elliot Gallin Owner/ Broker 631-766-5635 East Quogue full summer share. Your own huge master suite/ bath in 2 bedroom house. Share house with mature couple. No dogs/ smokers. 917-209-9448. To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 www.danshamptons.com DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 80 www.danshamptons.com REAL ESTATE FOR RENT Summer Rentals Bridgehampton Village within walking distance to town shopping, restaurants, bus & train. Early 1900's cottage newly renovated & decorated. 2+ Bedrooms, 2 Baths. Very clean & charming. Set on large fenced and landscaped property. MD-LD $22,000 +utilities. For appointment, email Dan firstname.lastname@example.org Bridgehampton. 4 Bedroom, 3 bath, 2 private acres. Great family home with pool and large deck. Pretty landscaping. Lots of lawn. Terrific master suite with double jacuzzi. 2 story great room with beamed ceiling. Minutes to Hampton Classic, Sag Harbor, Ocean Beaches. MD-LD: $39,000. July-LD $37,000. 917-797-8838. Summer Rentals Corcoran Group Southampton ~Summer's lease hath all too short a date~ William Shakespeare Southampton Oceanfront: 8 acres, 22,000 sq. ft. main house, custom heated gunite pool, tennis court, 7 oceanfront BRs plus 8 additional. Numerous entertaining areas, gym, sauna, 2 game rooms, on-site caretaker and housekeeper. Serious inquiries only please to Joy Ganss-Brady. Water Mill: 5 BR, 5 BTH, professional chef's kitchen, htd. gunite pool, pool house, park-like grounds, perennial gardens, zen/meditation area, custom landscape lighting, separate staff apartment. MD-LD $150,000. IN# 74261 Southampton Village: Rare combination - stroll to ocean, htd gunite pool and tennis court. 4 BR, 3BTH, LR with wet bar, expansive grounds and terracing located on a picturesque and quiet lane. MD-LD $150,000. IN#61362 Southampton Village: Affordable village compound with main house, pool house and guest cottage. Incredible restoration with all modern amenities. 4 BR 3 BTH, LR, DR, Media room. JUL-LD $70,000. IN# 83747 Distinctive homes for the discerning eye. y Joy Ganss-Brady 631.204.2632 email@example.com & Rik Kristiansson 631.204.2616 rik.kristiansson@corcoran. com Summer Rentals Summer Rentals East Hampton Dune Alpin Sunny 2 Bedrooms plus sleeping loft, 2 fireplaces, 2.5 Baths, central air. pool and tennis. Bike to ocean. Walk to Red Horse. MD-LD $40,000 Owner 212-228-9678 631-537-7519 EAST HAMPTON NEW CONTEMPORARY Spacious Bright Open 28 x 26 GREAT ROOM Five Bedrooms, 3.5 Baths e Heated pool, Deck, Patio Central Air, Fireplace Beautifully Landscaped MD-LD, $39,000 631-331-7857 summerhampton.tripod.com East Hampton village fringe. 2 bedroom, 1 bath. $19,000 summer. Year round $25,500. +utilities. 917-613-8521 East Hampton, North-West, Cottage by the Bay. 2 bedroom, A/C, very private, all open, newly decorated. Asking $12,000 MD-LD 631-324-4979 East Hampton. New 5,000 square feet, decorated post- modern, 2 acres, 4 bedrooms, 5 baths, den, library, living room, chef's kitchen, 3 car garage. MD-LD $70,000, year- round $90,000 includes weekly pool and landscaping service. (631)747-6826 East Hampton/ Sag Harbor 4 Bedrooms, 4 Baths. Bright, airy floor plan. Heated pool. Walk to bay beach. Season $28,000. 917-744-4887 firstname.lastname@example.org East Hampton/ Sag Harbor Eager Renter seeking tenant for contemporary saltbox with 3 Bedrooms, 2 Baths, lovely heated pool, outdoor shower, CAC, fireplace and extraordinary master suite with Jacuzzi. A bargain! Must see at $35,000 for March through September. 212-229-8053 East Hampton: Super deal! Stunning 1 level designer decorated 2400 sq ft. contemporary. Double height great room/ french doors. Marble fireplace, HDTVs, gourmet kitchen. 3 bedroom suites/ double jacuzzi. New gorgeous heated pool/ waterfalls. Romantic nightscape lighting. Huge deck, 1 acre. MD-LD $45,000 516-676-7779. 516-448-2321. Summer Rentals EAST MORICHES BAYFRONT! 2 BR, 3 Bth condo, boat slip. MD- LD $17,000. Kevin Loiacono Real Estate (631)288-0500 Summer Rentals Hampton Bays: Waterfront, Very secluded 3 bedroom plus loft house on Peconic Bay. Private beach adjacent to nature preserve. Spectacular sunsets. 2 baths, central air, washer dryer, kayaks. Available MD-LD $28k, partial summer possible. Call 718-499-8079. Location photos can be emailed. Jamesport. Charming cottage. 2 bedrooms. Available April -Oct., MD- LD, monthly, or weekly. Contact email@example.com. Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. 61 Montauk Highway Quogue 631-653-4197 Jeancarbonerealestate.com Quogue - Private Contemporary g with five bedrooms and five baths, heated pool with child safe fence, Har Tru Tennis court. $49,000.00 MD-LD. Quogue - Canal Front Gem with four bedrooms and three baths, stone's throw to ocean ROW, $40,000.00 July-L.D. Quogue - Pristine Contemporary with four bedrooms and three baths, heated pool and all weather tennis court, $25,000.00 August-L.D. Westhampton - Newly constructed waterfront home with floating dock, 6 bedrooms, five plus full baths, CAC, heated pool, two car garage, beautiful private grounds, $95,000.00 MD-LD available yearly for $115,000.00 KERRIGAN COUNTRY REALTY 631-288-9600 RENTALS 2008 WHB- ESTATE SECTION Bayviews, 5BR, 3.5 BA, Pool, Cabana, 1.5 Acres MD- LD $45K QUOGUE- BAYFRONT 4BR, 3BA, Privacy, Pool JulyLD $150K QUOGUE- OCEAN 5BR, 3.5BA, Pool, Hot Tub July- LD $95K WESTHAMPTON- OCEAN 4BR, 3BA, Hot Tub MD- LD $75K WHB- OCEAN 5BR, 2BA, Pool MD- LD $125K QUIOGUE- POOL/ TENNIS 7BR, 5BA, Dock MD- LD $125K QUOGUE- BAY 5BR, 4.5BA, Pool, Tennis MD- LD $275K WHB 4BR, 3BA, Pool MD- LD $65K WHB- OCEAN 4BR, 3BA MDLD $70K WHD- OCEAN 5BR, 3BA MD- LD $75K WHB- OCEAN 7BR, 8BA, Pool MD-LD $350K WHB- OCEAN 6BR, 5BA, Pool MD- LD $320K, or Y/R MATTITUCK: New 3 bedroom cabin in the woods, 2 Bath, CAC, Fireplace. All amenities. Half Acre with Dock space. $9000 per month. Weekly available. 718-815-9856 EAST HAMPTON Sleek and Sexy, 4 bedroom contemporary, in near northwest, 1.5 miles to village. 40 ft great room w/ stone fireplace, overlooking flat acre with 50 ft heated pool. 3 marble baths, desi gner i Viking kitchen, central air, cathedral ceilings MD-LD $55,000 Call Jeff. 646-831-1567 East Quogue South of Montauk Hwy. 4 bedrooms, LR, DR, cathedral ceilings, fireplace, hardwood floors. o Built in heated in-ground pool with safety cover, outdoor shower. Kid & pet friendly: Swing set and dog pen. July $13,000, Aug. $14,000. All utilities included. For more information call 631-757-5955 3 Bridgehampton/Watermill "Treetops" Stunning 180 hilltop ocean, golf view from every room! East Hampton - WATERFRONT 4 Bedroom, 2 Baths CAC Furnished Mint Chalet Inspired Home with Heated Pool. Lions Head Beach Community. Canoe Included! $45k MD-LD Call Nathan, LSA 516-424-1404 EAST HAMPTON Beautiful 3 bedrooms, 3 bath. 1-1/2 acres, heated pool, CAC. A August 1st- September 7th. $15,000 (212)866-2718 EAST HAMPTON CLEARWATER BEACH 3 bedrooms, 2 bath saltbox. Heated pool, air conditioning, very private. e MD-LD $22,000 (516)680-2811 Secluded, luxurious 4 bedroom, 3.5 bath with 2 story i poolhouse/studio, billiard room, piano, heated pool, spa and outdoor shower s with extensive multidecks on 4 plus wooded acres including golf option! HAMPTONS Summer and Year Round RENTALS. Call Tamara L. I. Progressive Realty 631-379-7779 July $25,000, August $30,000, Both $50,000. o HAMPTON BAYS 3 bedroom, 1.5 baths, outdoor shower, landscaped with pond, 1/3 acre, full finished ba sement, washer/ dryer. a Close to town and canal. MD- LD $19,500 (917)859-5574 East Hampton Contemporary Retreat Family friendly, sunny, bright saltbox. Tastefully furnished 4 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, Finished Basement with play room, laundry, maids room and full bath. Mature landscaping with heated pool on 3/4 acre. Walk to bay beaches. Central Air, wireless internet access. www.besteasthampton.com Photos available 631-537-9466 for the perfect summer! STAR HAMPTON R.E. THE BEST SALES, RENTALS, We work your hours! Dans' Classifieds and Service Directory open: 7am-6pm Monday�Friday 631-283-1000 CLICK.... STARHAMPTON.COM 631-288-5450 EAST HAMPTON 2 Bedroom, 1 Bath Charming cottage, deck, outdoor shower, screened porch. Stroll to bay Season $14,000. 917-714-6432 631-324-8739 August $20,000 (last 2 weeks an option) Owner 917-328-4482 or firstname.lastname@example.org East Hampton Country Estate Secluded and magnificent Daniel: 201-472-8691 Further details: www.EastHamptonHouseForSale.com EAST HAMPTON: adorable 4 Hampton Bays Waterfront, 4 bedroom cottage .Close to all, bedroom, 3.5 bath, 3300 sq. ft MD-LD . $22,000 516-982-6186 home on bay, sandy beach, tennis,heated endless pool, much EAST HAMPTON: adorable 4 more, 60k MD-LD bedroom cottage .Close to all, Hampton Bays New 4 bedroom MD-LD . $22,000 516-982-6186 3.5 bath,near bay and ocean $17,000 MD-LD East Hampton: Renovated 3 Hampton Bays Waterfront, 3 BR, 2 bath, hot tub, no pool. bedroom 1 bath private beach Less than 2 miles to Ocean, Bays cottage $17,000 MD-LD and Village. For sale at Hamptons Coastal Realty $740,000. Seasonal rental avail. 631-728-8877. By Owner Cell# 631-365-3828 email@example.com www.hamptonscoastalrealty.com To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 www.danshamptons.com DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 81 www.danshamptons.com REAL ESTATE FOR RENT Summer Rentals Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton 631/283-8100 www.morleyagency.com Southampton Village - Pool and Tennis Condo! Close to beach, walk-to-town location, 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, central air, patio. MD - LD $22,000 Southampton - Waterview u Contemporary! Close to Village, Shinnecock Bay vistas, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, central air, spacious deck, heated pool. MD LD $37,000 Summer Rentals Sag Harbor 3 BR, 2 bath, fully remodeled, wood floors, granite counters, deck, fireplace, Furnished Walk to Long Beach. MD- LD, $14,000 (631)259-2323 Sag Harbor hideaway. 5 bedroom post- modern home with heated pool, multiple decks, dual fireplace, comfortable master suite, CAC, beautiful gardens, minutes to town and Long Beach. June & July multiple terms available. (516)622-5360 Summer Rentals BRIDGEHAMPTON/ SAGAPONACK 4600 sq. ft. Traditional, 5 BR, 3.5 baths, 3 car garage, CAC, heated gunite pool. Near beaches e & villages. MD-LD $89,000. Extended season or year round available. 631-267-6182 631-276-3317 Shelter Island. 2 bedrooms, 1.5 baths, pool. Sleeps 9. Screened in porch near water. Kayaks and bikes. MD- LD $21,000 No smoking, no pets. 631-926-2920. SHINNECOCK HILLS: Furnished Studio on Bayfront Beach. Incredible view. Front porch. Backyard. All necessities. Utilities inc. Suits Two. References. No Pets! MD-LD $9250. 917-685-8203 firstname.lastname@example.org SOUTHAMPTON Secluded Estate. 8 Bedrooms, 4.5 Baths, Heated pool/ Jacuzzi, Tennis. Weekends/ Weekly. 516-496-2339 www.hamptonminiestate.com Summer Rentals Summer Rentals Southampton Village Charming old Victorian offers bright, cheerful, 1 and 2 bedroom apartments, completely furnished, each with private entrances and porches. Beautifully landscaped. Walk to all. Available MD- LD No smoking, no pets. 631-283-7043 646-942-3870 Southampton waterfront. Rich fisherman's cottage. 2/ 3 bedrooms, large EIK. Summer rental MD- LD $30,000 or rent to own $2,950 per month $5,400 toward down payment after 12 months. (631)244-3574 www.southamptonwaterfront4sale.com Southampton- Post modern, 4 bedroom, 3 full bath, heated pool, CAC, 2 car garage, first floor master, on a cul-de-sac, great location. MD-LD $45,000. 631-287-0528 Southampton. 4 bedroom, 3 bath, great room, open EIK, DR. Finished lower level. $59,000. IN#76580. Sharon Meyer C21 Agawam Albertson. 631-655-3942. Southampton. Beautiful Contemporary Ranch on Bay. Great Views, 3 bedrooms, 3 baths, LR, EIK, in-ground pool. Cottage on property with full amenities. IN#80339. $65,000. Sharon Meyer C21 Agawam Albertson. 631-655-3942. Southampton: A first floor apartment in 100 year old village farmhouse. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, beautiful deck, large yard, MDLD $16000 Jeff 646-831-1567 Southampton: Privacy! 3 Bedroom, 2.5 bath, in ground pool, central air, decking. No neighbors! Walk to Tennis and day care. Available: July $12,000, August-LD $13,000. MD-LD $23,000. Doug 917-478-7774. E-mail: email@example.com. Southampton: Waterfront Condo. 1 bedroom, 1 bath with loft, dock, pool. Beautifully renovated! MD-LD $18,000 Leave message (516)671-8159 SPRINGS: ARCHITECT HOUSE. 2 bedrooms, 2 bath, huge kitchen. Tons of glass. Lap pool. Central A/C. July, $11,500. August 1 - Labor Day, $14,500. July 1 - Labor Day, $25,000. 212-966-0865. bgnp.net Wainscott South, Estate section. Fully furnished 3 bedroom 2.5 bath traditional on quiet street near ocean beach. Heated pool, fireplace, CAC, farm field views, walk to Jitney, bike to beach. Summer $65,000, Year Round $80,000. (516)991-5718. Wainscott, East Hampton: funished apt near ocean, $20,000 Summer, $24,000 Year Round. 631-537-3068. 212-879-3089. a firstname.lastname@example.org Summer Rentals SOUTHAMPTON SHINNECOCK HILLS Gorgeous 4 BR, 3 baths, CAC, in- ground pool, wireless internet. MD- LD $50,000 D July $20,000 August $25,000 631-266-1759, 516-376-1329 Water Mill North 7,000 Sq. Ft. Home plus finished basement on 5+ Acres in Private Gated Community. 8 Bedrooms (2 master suites), 8.5 Baths, Jacuzzi, Media room, Viking Kitchen w/ Granite tops throughout, Eat-in. o Library, fireplace, Central air, 2 wet bars. Sound system throughout. P rofessionally Landscaped. Upper and Lower Mahogany decking, 20X40 heated gunite pool with hot tub, all-weather tennis court, recreation area, media room, staff quarters. 3-Car Heated Garage. MD-LD $225,000. For sale $5.3 million 3 Tara Jean Associates, Inc. Real Estate 631 726-5600 516-317-0346 cell 516-510-4017 cell Southampton Village - Deluxe Mediterranean Escape! Light, bright, open and airy, fireplace, 3 Sag Harbor Village Walk to bedrooms, 2 baths, central air, town, one block to Haven Beach, heated pool. MD - LD $50,000 immaculate newly decorated, 4 bedroom, 2.5 bath, Air condiSouthampton Privacy - Deluxe tioning, large yard, huge deck, Escape! Tasteful traditional, se- all amenities. $45,000 MD - LD rene rolling lawn, beautiful pool, 631-899-3671 516-524-7074 5 bedrooms, 3 baths, central air, relax, enjoy. MD - LD $60,000 Sag Harbor Waterfront Large NORTH SHORE WATERFRONT!!! New 4 BR, 5 bath home. Sleeps 10 comfortably. Gourmet kitchen, in- ground pool, o private beach access! MD- LD $48,000. No smoking/ pets. (631)929-5870 Quogue - 4 Bedroom, 3 Baths CAC Upscale Furnished Contemporary on One Acre with Heated Pool & Tennis Court. $60k MD-LD Call Nathan, LSA 516-424-1404 QUOGUE AREA LUXURY RENTAL MD- LD 2008 $200,000 7 Bedrooms + Office + 7 Baths, 9,000 sq.ft. Post Modern. Built 2006. 1st Floor Master Suite, Heated Pool, Gym and Private. Close to Ocean & Restaurants. Call for Virtual Tour. 917-301-2416. 6 Please No Groups. Remsenburg. Best deal. Charming 3 bedroom, 2 bath, heated pool, air conditioning. Season $24,000; July $10,000; August $12,000. (646)242-5352 Sag Harbor 3/4 bedroom house on Pond. Close to Village, fully remodeled, wood floors, , stainless steel appliances, granite counters, A/C, large decks, tastefully furnished. MD- LD, $30,000. 631-259-2323 Sag Harbor 2 bedroom near village, beach. MD-LD $14,000. 516-459-9598 1BR facing pool, pond and cove. Private entrance. Dock available. MD-LD includes utilities, wireless internet. Walk to town & tennis. $14,250. 646-594-4244 Sag Harbor. Charming sunny 1 bedroom furnished apt. Close to village, beach. MD- LD $7000, includes all. 631-725-6030. Sag Harbor/ Noyac Famous Writer's Paradise. Walls of glass, 3 bedrooms, 3 baths, 50' heated lap pool, decks galore, very private. MD-LD $31,000. June $10,000. July $11,000. August $12,000. 917-520-5292 SAGAPONACK - VALUE Private 4BR, 3 bath, beautifully furnished home. Bike to private beach/ Bridgehampton village, walk to winery. See pics at www.hamptonsbeachouse.com Wont Last: MD- LD $32,000 August- LD $18,000 John 917-579-9194 603-275-1417 Sagaponack North2.5 private/ gated acres. 6 br, 4.5 bath 4500 sf home 5 mins from Sagg beach an d town. n Cook's kitchen, htd pool, hot tub, gym, CAC, fireplace, fully landscaped lush grounds with h deer fencing. Home is baby proofed and backyard is child friendly. MD- LD $89,000 917-747-3096 www. HamptonsGetaway.com Southampton Shores. 3 bedroom house, 2 bath, private beach, tennis, marina. MD-LD $20,000, July- LD $18,000 (516)805-1579 Southampton SOH Charming and pristine, quiet 3+ bedrooms, 2.5 baths, pool. MD- LD $33,000. 516-987-3268 Southampton Village Beautiful 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, central air conditioning, new heated 40 foot gunite pool in gated compound. Walk to beach and village shopping. Jacuzzi, gourmet kitchen, Elegant renovation. Brand new furnishings. September 5December 31 $29,000 1-800-420-4422, Pin 88 SOUTHAMPTON Shinnecock Area 5 BR, 4.5 BA, 5 TVs, CAC, Beamed ceilings @ G reat Room with fireplace, 25' X 50' Heated Pool with Poolhouse and Gazebo. Extensive Decking. Features Swedish Sauna with shower, Home o Gym with Wetbar. Sprawling 1 Acre. Quiet Location. By Owner. Month of July or August $13,000/month 1 July 1 to August 31 $24,000 May 24 -Sep 1 (Labor Day) $28,000 Cell: 718-541-8915 PH : 718-745-6806 SOUTHAMPTON 4 bedrooms, 3-1/2 baths, CAC, heated pool, jacuzzi/ hot tub, finished basement. landscaped, c IMMACULATE! $3,500 weekly or $14,000 monthly. Call: (631)283-4583 or Cell: (631)807-7907 Southampton Village Two Houses By Owner: First "green" house on the block! Under construction, brand new! 4 bedrooms, 4.5 bath, cathedral ceilings, black walnut wood floors, soaking tub, steam shower & master bath, woodburning fireplace. Beautifully furnished. Gunite 18x36 heated pool, garage and poolhouse. Solar paneling for electric & geothermal pump for hot water. VERY LOW UTILITIES. MD-LD $90,000. Also available year round or by month. Second home: Spacious 4,200 sq ft cedar shingle 4-5 bedroom, 4.5 bath, 10-foot coffered ceilings, crown and base molding throughout, chef's kitchen fully equipped with 2 dishwashers, wine cooler 48-inch Viking, 2 fireplaces. Designer decorated. Fire pit, gunite pool with spa, poolhouse, garage, plush landscaping. MD-LD $120,000. Also available year round or by month. 917-299-6670 Photos available on request. Water Mill North of Highway. Spectacular ocean view. 3+ Bedroom Contemporary, 3.5 Baths. Newly renovated & furnished, large decks, heated inground gunite pool set on secluded 5 acre wooded lot. Very private. Centrally located just minutes to villages and bay/ ocean beaches. $75,000 season. For appointment, email Dan email@example.com Water Mill: brand new 6BR, 7 bath house,heated gunite pool, tennis, waterviews MD - LD, $165,000. Extended or year round. 631-726-5352 or Water Mill Compound 5 bedrooms, 5 baths, pool,+ separate 1 bedroom cottage. good location. $70,000 631-726-5352 SUMMER RENTALS OCEAN & BAY FRONT DUNE ROAD BEST PICKS only at STAR HAMPTON REALTY 631-288-5450 631-728-0263 STARHAMPTON.COM To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 www.danshamptons.com DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 82 www.danshamptons.com REAL ESTATE FOR RENT / REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Summer Rentals Westhampton Beach OCEANFRONT - DUNE RD Newly renovated 1 BR Co Op Heated pool. Bay access for Kayak or Sunfish. MD-LD $25,000 July - August $20,000 Call Owner 631-325-8928 2 Owner 212-579-4964 www.theresidencesof.com Westhampton Beach Charmer. 3 plus bedrooms, 1.5 baths, outdoor shower. Walk or bike to village and beach. Perfect for families. MD - LD $25,000, July - Aug. $15,000, Aug. - LD $12,000. 917-586-7477. Westhampton Beach Dune Road Bayfront. 7 Bedrooms, 4 Baths, Pool. Hot Tub, Central Air. MD-LD $95,000, July $40,000, August $45,000. 917-623-0529. Photos: firstname.lastname@example.org Westhampton Beach, Beautiful Waterfront Studio. Includes Tennis/ Pool/ Beach/. Weekly, monthly, Seasonal. Reasonable. 845-558-1889, 201-934-0878. Westhampton Beach. 5 bedrooms, 5 baths. New. High ceilings, stainless/ granite kitchen. Heated pool, child fence. Large dining room. Walk to town, July $16,500, August $18,500. 917-617-1235. Westhampton Beach. Yardarm condos. 2 bedroom, 2 bath, oceanfront on Dune Rd. Available for July only $14,000 (914)497-7855 Westhampton Beach/ Quogue Gorgeous, new, private, 1 bedroom apartment, tastefully furnished, all amenities, HVAC, patio. No smoking/ pets. $12,000 covers everything. 516-456-5776 Leave message. East Hampton beach house, water views/ access, ocean, kayak, 4 BR's, 3 full baths, chef's kitchen, large deck, heated pool. 1 & 2 week rentals; June, July, August. Lazarus Group (516)536-6300 Weekly Rentals BRIDGEHAMPTONBRAND NEW Spectacular 7,200 sq. ft. 7 bedroom, 7 full bath, house on 6 acres. Heated gunite pool, jacuzzi, tennis, basketball, gym, cook's kitchen, diningroom, gameroom, 6 TVs. Also 7 bedroom, 5 Bath house available with all ammenities. Weekly or weekends. Year-Round Rentals Flanders: 3 Bedroom, 2 bath house for rent. $1800 month. Quiet a necessity, no pets, no smoking. 516-456-7137 Year-Round Rentals Condos/Co-Ops Arthur & Robin Team Condo & Co-op Specialists WHB Oceanfront 1 & 2 bedroom apts starting at $345,000 Pool, tennis, beach and bay views #72695 HB Waterfront 2 bedroom apts starting at $279,000 Boat dock, pool, , tennis, bay beach #72861 WHB Main Street 2 bedroom apt $425,000 #71479 For info on these and other listings call or email 631-793-4437 rlechner@ coldwellbankerhamptons.com Condos/Co-Ops Southampton "The Courtyards" Brand new construction. Approx. 1,900 square feet. Private/Best Location i borders nature preserve. 3 bedrooms, 3 baths. Fireplace. Garage. $899,000 917-912-1365 Westhampton Pines , The only unit available overlooking the pine barrens . Many fine upgrades , Asking $639.000 Broker 631-335-1996 Winter Rentals Southampton Village. Furnished 1 bedroom cottage, beautiful grounds, February, March, April. $950 monthly, heat included. (212)947-9259 Southampton/ Wainscott. Fully furnished studios from $800 per month. All utilities included. Call 631-537-2900 or email email@example.com. Westhampton: Temporary dwelling for those in transition. Classy 1 bedroom condo in country setting. Furnished, sleeper- sofa. W/D, AC. Fully equipped. March -May. $900. (631)878-1331 Sag Harbor/ Noyac. 2 bedrooms, 1 new bath, granite, stainless steel appliances, washer/ dryer, fireplace, charming fenced in yard. Walk to Long Beach. $2,200 monthly or Hampton Bays. 3 bedroom, 1.5 bath ranch. Living room with MD-LD $20,000 516-359-7272 fireplace. EIK, full basement Sag Harbor: 1 bedroom apartwith washer/ dryer. Hardwood floors. Central air. Walk to town ment, bath eat in kitchen, living and schools. $2,000 month plus room. Includes all utilities. utilities. 631-728-1271. $1,350 a month. No pets, no smoking. (631)834-2448 Hampton Bays. Studio. Private entrance. South of the Highway/ SAG HARBOR: Village, 4 AC, No smokers/pets. 12 month Bedroom, 2 Bath, fenced yard. lease. $900 all. 631-226-0910 eat in kitchen, DR/ LR, laundry, dishwasher, $2500/ Mo. Hampton Bays: Rent with op- 631-725-0199 tion to buy! 2 bedroom updated Southampton Cove. New quiet cottage near beach. Skylights. $1,650 monthly. (631)965-0839 1/4 acre. Walk to beach. 3- 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, Master Hampton Bays: House for Rent. suite with huge walk-in closet. Single Family 2,700 square foot, Energy star appliances. Full 2 story, 4 bedroom, 2 bath, half basement with outside entrance. Lots of storage. $2990/ month or renovated basement, washer/ MD- LD $22,000. dryer. No pets. $2,750 plus utilities, first month and security Owner 631-259-2470. deposit required. Call 631-905-4243 HAMPTON BAYS: Magnificent ranch south of highway. Spacious 8 rooms, 2 baths. CAC, 2 car garage. $2,300 631-725-1448 Hampton Bays: Private studio apartment. Walk to beach, 1 person only, non smoker/ no pets. Utilities included $900 month. 631-728-2718 Avail March 1 Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. 61 Montauk Highway Quogue 631-653-4197 Jeancarbonerealestate.com Wes thampton - Three beds rooms, one and a half baths, OHA heat $1,800.00/month Southampton Village Circa 1939 redo Very inviting 2 bedroom, 2 bath cottage n with washing machine and dryer is available for showing Homes Brown Harris Stevens 31855 Main Road Cutchogue www.brownharrisstevens.com Riverhead Soundfront, 2.5 Acres 5,000 sqft new construction. Living rm/stone fpl, gourmet kitchen, spacious dining, 4 BRs, 3.5 baths, includes 2 seaside masters. Exclusive Just Reduced $2,200,000. Barry Novick 631-734-2958. Coldwell Banker P restigious Properties 148 Main Street Westhampton Beach Brown Harris Stevens 31855 Main Road Cutchogue www.brownharrisstevens.com $2000 per month References a must! Broker/ owner 516-647-6700 Year-Round Rentals Cutchogue - Stunnning Soundfront Hilltop Hideaway Sweeping views of the sea, sky Riverhead Willow Pond Condo and vineyards. Romantic marble 2 BRs, 2.5 BA, LR w/fireplace, dusted pool. Includes adjacent full basement and, garage. Club- waterfront one plus acre parcel. house, pool, beach., tennis Exclusive #54970 $3,495,000. Exclusive $445,000. Barry Barry Novick 631-734-2958. Novick 631-734- 2958. G reen port Rock Cove Estates n EAST M O R I C H E S New Construction - steps to priWaterfront vate sound beach. FLR, FDR, great room/fpl, gourmet kitchen, t Spect acular Views of library/office, 4 bedrooms, 3 Moriches Bay baths, incl. MBR suite w/sitting 2 BR End Unit. room. #37418 Exclusive � Pool � Tennis � Fireplace � Garage � Finished Basement. $939,900. Nancy Cervelli 631-680-2296. Eager to Sell! $460,000. Call Gayle Lopata, R.E. 516-443-7055 Hampton Bays Beachfront Co-ops 1 bedroom, 1 bath, Beach and dock space Owner Motivated Hold financing. $169,000 Year round New Co-op 1 Bedroom, Kitchen, Bath Washer/ Dryer, Pool, Dock Completely Furnished $199,000 Corcoran Group 631-728-3900 Exclusive Agent Patricia DeLuca Mobile 631-903-2989 East Hampton Afordable housing 1983 Double Wide. Manufacured home,54' x 24' 3 bedroom, 2 bath, Sunroom. Starting price is $215,000 negotiable 631-871-3358 631-907-4096 EAST MORICHES 4 bedroom, 2 bath waterview cape on 1/2 acre! Fenced yard, living room, great room, dining room, kitchen, full basement, operating skylights, deck, and quiet area. Good school district t $460,000 Owner (631)878-4490 BELLPORT VILLAGE 1 bedroom, living room with fireplace. Historic district. $1,000/ month, REMSENBERG 4 bedroom, excluding utilities. private flag lot, pool, south of 631-949-5737 the highway. $2,500 mo. 631-686-6500 CENTER MORICHES BAY FRONT SPECTACULAR VIEWS 2/ 3 bedrooms, 2-1/2 baths. No smoking/ pets. g $2,275 monthly. (516)381-1096 East Hampton/ Clearwater Beach. Beautifully renovated 3 bedroom, 2 bath. New kitchen and baths, wonderful yard. Walk to bay beach. $2,400 monthly unfurnished. (631)418-6715 East Hampton: Available now! Delightful, light, airy private contemporary tucked into peaceful, wooded setting. Midway between East Hampton And Sag Harbor. 4 bedroom, 3 baths. Master Jacuzzi, sunny pool, central air. fireplace. Photos available. $46,000. Call owner (646)246-7227 East Quogue 2 bedroom apartment, like new, private entrance. No pets, no smoking. $1,400/ month +utilities. Call Tom 631-278-5872 Sag Harbor 3 BR, 2 bath, fully remodeled, wood floors, granite counters, fireplace, deck. Walk to Long Beach. $1,900 monthly. (631)259-2323 Southampton Village Mint Condition 3 Bedroom, 3 Bath (large attic), fireplace, double height ceilings, washer/ dryer, indoor sunroom, outdoor deck, ideal location, cul-de-sac, pool, tennis court. Mint condition! 5 minutes from best beaches. (Summer Available). 347-645-3315 firstname.lastname@example.org Southampton: A first floor apartment in 100 year old village farmhouse. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, beautiful deck, large yard, $2000 month, plus utilities. 646-831-1567 Wainscott, East Hampton: funished apt near ocean, $20,000 Summer, $24,000 Year Round. 631-537-3068. 212-879-3089. a email@example.com WESTHAMPTON Country Cottage MD- LD $21,000 Year Round $2,300 Private road, 1+ acre, bike to beach, fully furnished 2.5 bedroom, 2.5 baths, washer/ dryer. Email: firstname.lastname@example.org Cell 917-821-9991 SAG HARBOR Studios 1, 2, 3 bedroom houses and apartments available for weekend, weekly, monthly, seasonal and s long term/ year-round from $800 to $2,500 monthly Owner 631-903-2823 Commercial Westhampton Dunes. Dune Road. Lovers' cottage. 3 bedroom, 2 bath. Newly decorated June $10,000, July $15,000, August 1- LD $15,000. Whole season $32,000. 516-292-5887. RIVERHEAD: Restaurant for sale, or rent. 4000 sq. ft. 130 seats, plus bar. Fireplace, fully equipped kitchen. All tables, Sag Harbor Village: 2 bedroom, chairs, piano bar, tableware, 1 bath apt. in old Federal house, glassware. With or without no pets. $1,800 plus utilities. property. Arnold & Arnold. (631)725-1743 Eddie Arnold. 516-527-0753 SOUTHAMPTON CONDO Brand new end unit. Master suite/ bath, LR w/ fplc, DR, kitchen, half bath, plus 2 BR full bath. Full basement, CAC, deck, pool. $899,000. Park Ridge Realty 631-737-0504 FORECLOSED HOME AUCTION NY CITY, WESTCHESTER ESSEX & MORE 100+ Homes Must Be Sold! F ree Catalog 800-264-9316 USHomeAuction.com To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 www.danshamptons.com DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 83 www.danshamptons.com REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Homes Hampton Bays: Waterfront, 4 bedroom 3.5 bath, 3300 sq. ft home on bay, sandy beach, tennis, private community on cul-de-sac, asking $1,899,000 visit www.hamptonscoastalrealty.com Co-Exclusive Hampton Bays: Possible mother daughter. Totally Renovated 4 bedroom, 3.5 bath, near bay and ocean $599k, visit www.hamptonscoastalrealty.com Co-Exclusive Hampton Bays: New Construction in Squire Woods, 4 bedroom 2.5 bath on 1 acre in private community with in-ground pool $999,000. Visit www.hamptonscoastalrealty.com Co-Exclusive Hampton Bays: Waterfront, 2 bedroom 1 bath beach cottage on Tiana Bay, .75 acre lot, needs TLC, asking $999K Hamptons Coastal Realty, 631-728-8877 Hamptons Coastal Realty 631-728-8877 or 631-365-3828 Homes Hampton Bays: 3 Bed, 2 Bath Contemporary. Great Family or Starter Home. $469,000. Call 516-551-6404, Owner/ Broker. Hampton Bays: It has everything! 3BR, 1 bath, pool, CAC, irrigation, garage, gazebo and mature landscape. $479,000. FSBO (516)381-7143 HAMPTON BAYS: Luxurious Sunlit Home South of Highway. All Amenities. Oversized Pool. 3/4 Lush Landscaped Acres. 2 Car Garage. Owner $550,000. 631-741-7937. Jean Carbone Real Estate 61 Montauk Highway, Quogue 631-653-4197 Quiogue - New to Market and won't last - Totally renovated country cottage with two bedrooms and one bath and large deck and plenty of room for expansion all on 1.1 acres. $445,000.00 Exclusive. Homes Homes Jean Carbone Real Estate 61 Montauk Highway, Quogue 631-653-4197 Jeancarbonerealestate.com Quogue - Newly Listed - Private contemporary with large open floor plan, five bedrooms, five and one half baths, granite kitchen, fireplace, two car garage, heated pool, har tru tennis court all on 1.3 acres, $1,525,000.00, Exclusive. Quogue -If you're looking for a wonderful retreat, this is it! This post modern home features 6 bedrooms, 6.5 baths and plenty of space for a large family. There is a swimming pool, 2-car garage and located in a year round neighborhood on a beautiful acre of property. Asking $1,500,000. Westhampton Beach - New Construction in the village. 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, swimming pool, screened-in porch, granite countertops, stainless steel appliances, bonus room... Co-Exclusive Asking $1,195,000 Westhampton Waterfront- 6 bedrooms, 5 full baths, 2 half baths, state of the art kitchen, service area, heated gunite pool, 2 car garage and catwalk to floating dock all on two acres of property asking price $3,299,000.00 Co-Exclusive. Homes Homes Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton 631/283-8100 www.morleyagency.com Southampton - Just listed first offering! Solidly built, immaculately maintained, nicely landscaped .7 acre setting, cathedral living, fireplace, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, central air, 2-car garage, patio, pool. Exclusive $895,000 HAMPTON BAYS 4 BR, 2.5 BA, CAC, built in 2002, 1/2 acre, south of the hwy. Asking $695,000. Call Tamara L. I. Progressive Realty 631-379-7779 www.outinthehamptons.com MONTAUK MANOR 3 BR, 2 Bath, Large Kitchen/ Dining Area, Terrace. Walk to LIRR, 5 minutes to Town and n Beach. Indoor/ Outdoor Pools, Tennis Courts, Spa, Fitness Center, Restaurant. $450,000. Exclusive: DJK Residential x B. Fiorino 347-672-2010 We work your hours! Dans' Classifieds and Service Directory open: 7am-6pm Monday�Friday 631-283-1000 r North Fork/Baiting Hollow Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton 631/283-8100 www.morleyagency.com Southampton Village - Near Ocean Offering has it all! Impressive 5,460 square feet, 3 fireplaces, 6 bedrooms, 6.5 baths, mini-theatre, central air, 2-car garage, pool, tennis. Co-Exclusive $6,500,000 Bridgehampton - Price Reduci tion Opportunity! Private 2.3 acre setting near "Bridge" and "Atlantic" golf courses. Comfortable 3 bedroom, 2 bath Main House, pool, oversized garage with huge artist studio. Exclusive $1,200,000 Waterfront. Views of LI Sound. Wet bar, gas fireplace, Heated IGP, waterfall. Homes Classified Deadline 12 pm Monday Quogue All the listings, all the time Westhampton www.garyknotoff.com Celebrating 25 years as your local broker. The Real Estate Store, Inc n Low taxes. w Reduced 200K to $1,450,000 Move in before summer! Owner 631-930-6209 EVERYTHING OVER A MILLION Sales Between 12/02/2007 Chayevsky ROST to Janet & Kevin MANCE, 16 Chase Court, 1,325,000 Spicer to Philip & Maria BUFFA, 8050 Nasau Point Road, 1,200,000 Miller to August & Alexandra MORET, 111 Sycamore Drive, 1,155,000 Burnie to 65 DAYTON LANE LLC, 65 Dayton Lane, 1,350,000 Est. Fishelson to Karen KLEIN, 14 Island Road, 2,200,000 Bowen Trust to Michael DENSEN, 96 Runnymede Drive, 3,495,000 Humiston to DMS MIDDLE LANE II LLC, Middle Lane, 5,450,000 Furst Trust to HUMISTON, Jane, 93 Middle Lane, 6,650,000 Sawyer to Andrew & Elizabeth RIGHT, 151 Further Lane, 7,550,000 Smith to Andrew Jr. BOSZHARDT, 20 Apaquogue Road, 8,500,000 Evans Trust to 468 FURTHER LANE LLC, 468 Further Lane, 17,250,000 C & C Shorelands Inc to THE TOWN OF SOUTHAMPTON, Dune Road, 4,000,000 and 12/30/2007 HOC Investments LLC to Bryan CAREY, Shorewood Road, 1,400,000 Derose to Michael & Yvette CAMPBELL,3 Bluff Avenue, 2,800,000 BRIDGEHAMPTON CUTCHOGUE Arnold to Eric KLODNICKI, 2350 Deep Hole Drive, 1,100,000 Bianca to Bryan & Danielle FROMM, 5 The Glen, 1,159,000 Hayden to Stacy ROSENWAKS, Wills Point Road, 2,900,000 KRL LLC to Steven & Amy LIPIN, 66 Gloucester Avenue, 1,350,000 Starkand to 26 NORTH HAVEN WAY LLC, 26 North Haven Way, 2,050,000 Sweeney to Yuzuru-BENEDETTO-ANZAI,19 Woodland Way, 1,250,000 Setian to QUOGUE RESIDENCES LLC, Winnebogue Lane, 6710000 Nagle to Thomas & Susan McCROSSAN, 37 Tuthill Lane, 1,300,000 Devitt to Elena LUSENTI, 33 Henry Street, 1,150,000 MATTITUCK SOUTHAMPTON EAST HAMPTON MONTAUK NORTH HAVEN QUOGUE Slattery to Katherine HALLENBORG, 59 North Captains Neck Ln,1,800,000 McCrum to Myles & Gail HORN, 1776 Noyack Road, 2,425,000 LLJBI Partnership to Jeremiah & Christina REEN, 146 Wooleys Dr, 2,600,000 Queller to Daniel NISSANOFF, 36 Woodland Farms Road, 2,875,000 Bolster to Andrew & Lorraine DODGE, 300 Halsey Neck Lane, 5,300,000 Kennedy to Lawford Trust, 155 FIRST NECK LLC, 155 First Neck Ln, 9,800,000 Christie to BELLE VIEW LLC, 250 Midway Road, 1,114,825 Enslein to Kamil GRAJSKI, 760 Edge of Woods Road, 2,600,000 Pfeifle to David & Amy FLANNERY, 250 Mecox Road, 5,700,000 Gavin to Christopher BERRY, 342 Dune Road, 1,800,000 SOUTHOLD REMSENBURG SAG HARBOR WATER MILL EAST QUOGUE SHELTER ISLAND WESTHAMPTON BEACH 11111 Sales Of Not Quite A Million During This Period EAST HAMPTON W. Overton to WTO & ArenzAcquisition, 6 Industrial Dr, 575,000 11111 C, Ruetiman to SJ & S, Bannon, 263 S Redwood Rd, 740,000 Slivka to Adam POTTER, 68 Copeces Lane 599,000 Fedi to Miguel BERMEO, 11 Spruce Street 670,000 Largmann to Robert CHALONER, 2 Colony Court 862,625 M. Collins to M. Gauthier Jr, 110 Springy Banks Rd 846,000 REMSENBURG RIVERHEAD SHELTER ISLAND SOUTHAMPTON R & S Silver to Masi & Sidel-Masi,29 Shore Rd, 940,000 Sound Housing LLC to W. Johann 501 Willow Pond Dr, 270,980 Windcrest Riverhead & J & N Roughan, 7 Green Ash St, 525,000 J & K Cicciari to M. Mazzeo, 43 Blueberry Cmn, 317,000 D. Eaton to J. Velasquez, 501 Northville Tpke, 320,000 M. Tuba to D. Adao, 32 Elm Ave, 402,800 D. Weber to S & K Seymour,37 Stearns Point Rd, 590,000 Hennig Fam Trust to J. Navan,37 East St, 375,000 W. Bannon to W. Verdi, 62 Lincoln Ave, 740,000 S Trust Fuller to C. Olczak, 38 Cheviots Rd, 580,000 J & C, VanHouten to DeLalio III, 16 Roses Grove Rd, 680,000 J, Bartley to DeVito & Boland-Devito, 94 Warfield Way, 625,000 Ashline, J to Brocard Development,Scrub Property, 40,000 Lesta Sr, S by Exr to Martin, J & E, 169 Sebonac Rd, 630,000 Serdock, A & P to Stillwell, W & J, 35 Sugar Loaf Rd, 987,000 EAST QUOGUE P & D Ettinger & D. Halpert, 143 Malloy Dr, 900,000 E&P & Pecora N. Way to R & Wood Eldi , 7 Clinton Ave, 360,000 FISHERS ISLAND T. Shillo to W & P Mallinson, Sappho Rd, 30,000 HAMPTON BAYS MONTAUK ORIENT SAG HARBOR Riskila & Newhams to P. Wolfe, 18 Oak Ln, 682,000 B. Krupinski to B Knab, 29 Widgeon Ln 700,000 R, Smith-Cowell to K, White, 21 Beach Ave, 375,000 J by Exr, Rose, to J & L, Melis, 1206 Middle Line Hwy, 740,000 N, Frankel to R, Gobright, 1290 Sagg Rd, 580,000 Leonard to Town of East Hampton, 333 Town Line Rd, 450,000 W, Fowker to B Knab, 201 Division St 675,000 N, Frankel to R, Gobright, 1290 Sagg Rd, 675,000 O, Brown to G, Darvin & S, Shaw, 1 Cove Rd, 772,000 D & G Partners to E. Parker, 3 Ridgeway Rd, 445,000 R & L Sencer to D. Tison, 31 Atlantic Ave, 355,000 R by Exr LeVesconte to M. Schultz, 11 S Debusy Rd, 500,000 C & M Valente to L & McLaughlin Merrit, 405 Hillcrest Dr. 345,000 T Trust Buchanan to S & G Mezynieski, 34920 Route 25 950,000 SOUTHOLD G Trust McFadden to C & H Fokine, 2505 Wells Ave, 760,000 WADING RIVER WESHAMPTON M. Kern to D & E MacCagli, 2794 N Wading River Rd, 445,000 J. Gazza to County of Suffolk, Scrub Property -24 lots, 43,750 QUOGUE To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 www.danshamptons.com DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 84 www.danshamptons.com REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Homes Homes Homes North Fork Baiting Hollow: 2700 sq ft. double A-frame. 4 BR, 3 Bth, Kit, w/ new appliances. FDR, LR w/ FP, Laundry rm, Bsmnt partially fnshd, w/ bath. Gar. Htd pool. Shy fenced Ac. Oil heat. $735k. 631-329-5550, PRINICIPALS ONLY!! NO BROKERS!! SOUTH JAMESPORT NEW CONSTRUCTION! 2 story, walk to beach. 4 bedrooms, oak floors, CAC, fireplace, deck, 2.5 baths, full basement, living room, dining room, i kitchen and family room. 4 car garage, loft. $549,000. Owner (631)929-8229 (631)560-1194 4 HUGE partly wooded lot Out Of Town Florida, Naples: Fiddler's Creek, Gated community with 24 hour security. Over 3000 sq. ft. gorgeous coach home. Club, spa, golf, tennis, dining and fitness center. Decorator furnished. Realtor (Former east end resident) $769,000. 239-784-1288 Realtor Listings Coldwell Banker Southampton Office 631.283.5400 New Exclusive in Southampton Come and enjoy your summers as well as year around!!! 4 bedrooms, includes a master bedroom on the first floor, 2.5 baths, open living room with fireplace, Swimming Pool, Decks, 500 feet to open bay. 1 Acre, Best buy! You should not over look this property. It is priced to sell!!! $1,550,000 Exclusive In# 27512 Land at the Perfect Price....Southampton $825,000 for 1 Acre.That's right $825,000 for this 1 Acre of property located in a $2.5 Million Dollar Neighborhood in Southampton......Call for survey and details. $825,000 Exclusive In# 0464 Fabulous Hamptons Getaway- Water Mill. 4 bedroom Post Modern home is complete with gourmet kitchen, dining room, and sunfilled living room with a fireplace. Enjoy the outdoors by the heated gunite pool while taking in the beautiful farm vistas. A perfect location near horse farms, golf and a short drive to the ocean as well as shopping and restaurants. Md- Ld $90,000 F#2173 Jul- Aug $75,000 In#61313 Summer with your own Private Beach- Southampton Located in one of Southampton's finest bayfront communities, this completely renovated home offers 2,300 square feet of living space. There are 3-4 bedrooms, 2 baths, cac, eat in kitchen with new granite tops, living room, dining room, den with fireplace, family room, new furniture, decorations and appliances . Relax by the pool and enjoy beautiful sunsets from your own private beach! $1,200,000 or RENT MD- LD $45,000 Historic Village of East Hampton and Beaches This home is being built by an impeccable craftsman. A post modern home with five bedroom suites, media room/library, great room with fireplace, high ceilings, quality crafted moldings, gourmet kitchen. 2 car garage and a beautifully landscaped, heated pool with a slate patio conveniently situated for summer entertainment. Check listing for updated photos of construction, completion date April '08 Pre-construction price $2,290,000 In#49124 East Quogue Office 631-653-3535 n Turn Key Home in East Quogue Under $400K Immaculate home for the first time home buyer or the investor looking for a solid year round rental. 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, cozy kitchen and dining area, fireplace, and open floor plan with vaulted ceilings and loft. A Must See. $399,000 Exclusive IN#27564 Riverhead Colonial Renovation from top to bottom home features beautiful landscaping, 4 bedrooms, 2 baths, open eik, dining area, living room, full basement, detached 2 car garage, ideal for professional...great location! Zoned Professional Business. $508,000 Exclusive IN#13285 Beautiful Hampton Bays Ranch Beautiful, renovated features 3 bedrooms, 3 baths, kitchen with stainless appliances, hardwood floors throughout and a full finished basement w/separate entrance. Owner very motivated Make an offer! $549,000 Exclusive IN#55568 Stop! Commercial Lot For SaleEast Hampton. Zoned commercial industrial: artists/ craftsman workshop, custom workshop, garage repair and/ or storage, recording/ film production facilities, household repair shop, business/ personal, warehouse, storage yards or building supply distribution. $600,000 Exclusive F#73056 Phillips BEACH Realty (631)-288-2300 Westhampton Beach www.phillipsbeach.com Westhampton South-of-highway i 4 bedroom, 3 bath heated pool, pond $699,000. IN#52316 Quogue South-of-Highway 2 bedroom cottage $939,000 IN#47108 Westhampton Great water views 4 bedroom, 3.5 bath heated pool, tennis court $1,995,000 IN#44334 Westhampton Beach New construction 5 bedroom, 4.5 bath heated pool $2,399,000 IN#52980 Quiogue New Listing 3 bedroom, 2 bath .5 acre, full basement Price to sell, $359,000 In#30243 Westhampt on Beach t 4 bedroom Contemporary Open Bayfront dock, tennis court $2,650,000 IN#39749 SAGAPONACK Builder/ Investor Wanted! 3 Bedrooms, 3/4 acre, borders golf course. Needs T LC. Don't let this slip by! $699,000 negotiable. 631-433-0344 516-639-2416 LUXURY INVESTMENT PROPERTY IN WESTHAMPTON BEACH Newly built, beautiful 5 bedrooms, 4 marble baths Post Modern with heated pool. Already rented for Summer 2008. Close to ocean and town $1,695,000 Call for Virtual Tour. Call 917-301-2416 or 917-359-4991 WESTHAMPTON 4 BR, 1 BA, on 1 acre, south of the hwy. Asking $900,000. Call Tamara L. I. Progressive Realty 631-379-7779 www.outinthehamptons.com VIRGINIA BEACH One of the top 5 nicest places to live in Virginia Beach ! Southampton Township Vintage Cottage waterviews, mooring rights $395,000 The Real Estate Shoppe Bar bara r 631-874-5400 Southampton Village 3 Bedroom (or option for 4), 3 Bath townhouse, pool, tennis court. Mint condition! Low maintenance & taxes. Sale or rent (option to buy). 347-645-3315 email@example.com STEAL THIS HOUSE BEACH HOUSE with DEEDED BOAT SLIP Subdividable ! Out Of Town Land For sale by owner East Hampton Clearwater Beach Cleared half acre with private beach and marina rights. $499,000 Fo r Sale By Owner o 917-971-7772 RIVERHEAD/ ROLLING WOODS. Ready to build, beautiful wooded 1/2 acre lot. Walk to beach. PRICED T O SELL! (631)929-5870 Wainscott READY TO BUILD Permits in place on beautiful .6 acre lot Walk to Jitney and shops Less than 2 miles to beach $825k by owner 917-509-2494 Florida, Naples, Condo, 2 bedroom, 2 bath, cathedral ceiling, pool, lanai, upgrades. $199,990 Owner 631-878-7037 FLORIDA BAL HARBOUR HEIGHT OF LUXURY Spectacular New Construction 4 bedrooms, 4.5 baths, Study, Butler'' s Pantry, Private Exercise & Sauna, Dining, Family Room, Grand Salon 5,262 Sq.Ft. interior. 1,598 terraces Total Residence 6,860 Sq.Ft. Available Now $6,200,000 BRIAN JONES, P.A. Beachfront Realty, Inc. 305-931-2252 www.CallBrianJones.com Asking $950,000 757-288-2839 East Hampton - Northwest Newly renovated t raditional, 3br / 2.5bath Chef's kitchen, lots of high-end features. Fabulous media room plus sun porch. Pool, walk to bay n beaches, on reserve. Now $825,000 (was $995,000) By owner 631-338-8455 Water Mill North Realtor Listings Coldwell Banker Prestigious Properties www.coldwellbankerhamptons.com East Hampton Office 631.324.7850 Amagansett Contemporary Oceanview 4 bedroom, 3 bath home with a 20'by 40' heated pool. Short walk to a stunning private beach. South of the highway. Wonderful indoor spa and state of the art kitchen and bathrooms. 2 master suites June $30k; July $40k; AUG/LD $45k July/LD $85k; MD/LD $100,000 IN#77970 East Hampton South Traditional Elegantly furnished, 6 bedrooms, 8 1/2 baths, formal dining room, 20 x 40 gunite pool, gorgeous grounds on 1.14 acres. Walk to ocean! Available MD/ LD $300,000; July $125,000, AUG $150,000. June $75,000, Sept $60,000. Yr/ Rd $475,000. IN#61200 East Hampton Stunning, Lovely traditional has 4 bedrooms, 3.5 bath. 2 fireplaces, on 3 acres. There are 4200 sq ft; a master on first floor, beautiful pool. July -LD $75,000 IN#69567 Fabulous Northwest East Hampton Post Modern has 5 beds, 4.5 baths on 2.5 acres. 4500 sq. ft. house with pool, tennis and lots of privacy! 5 minutes to town! Available: MD/ LD $120,000; July/ August $90,000; July $40,000; August $55,000 IN#92536 Su mmer Retreat in East Hampton's u Northwest. Community tennis at this 4 bedroom, 3 bath estate, with 20 x 55 free-form pool. Formal dining room, professional kitchen, first floor master, are some of the gorgeous features, media, playroom, and full internet connections throughout this home on 2 acres with all amenities! MD /LD $120,000 Yr/Rd $170,000; July $55,000; August $55,000 IN#69372 Remsenburg 3 br 2 ba ranch , country kitchen ,garage,shy 1/2 acre ,priced at land value , reduced to $395k , Hurry ! b roker 631-335-1996 REMSENBURG 4 BR, 2.5 BA, Pool, on 1.2 acres south of the hwy. Asking $1.1M. Call Tamara L. I. Progressive Realty 631-379-7779 www.outinthehamptons.com Sag Harbor: Affordably priced Cozy cottage. Pine Neck near bay beach & Cromer's Market. 2/3 BR, 1 BA, outside shower, fireplace, electric heat, "new" roof, renovated mud/ bedroom. Town water. Great starter home. $479,000. Mike 631-834-3511 Sag Harbor:Stroll to the water from this 4 bedroom/ 2 bath cottage with sun deck, in a waterfront community with deeded beach and mooring rights. Situated on 1/4 acre. Motivated seller. Asking $595,000 call 347-672-6725 7,000 Sq. Ft. Home plus finished basement on 5+ Acres in Private Gated Community. 8 Bedrooms (2 master suites), 8.5 Baths, Jacuzzi, Media room, Viking Kitchen w/ Granite tops throughout, Eat-in. o Library, fireplace, Central air, 2 wet bars. Sound system throughout. P rofessionally Lan dscaped. n Upper and Lower Mahogany decking, 20X40 heated gunite pool with hot tub, all-weather tennis court, recreation area, media room, staff quarters. 3-Car Heated Garage. MD-LD $225,000. For sale $5.3 million 3 Tara Jean Associates, Inc. Real Estate 631 726-5600 516-317-0346 cell 516-510-4017 cell Out Of Town Florida, Punta Gorda Waterfront Community Live in a Marina Price $139,000 and up Please call Cynthia A. Ouellette, Broker Associate Prudential Florida WCI Real ty l 239-851-2216 firstname.lastname@example.org To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 www.danshamptons.com DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 85 www.danshamptons.com REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Realtor Listings Coldwell Banker East Quogue Office 631-653-3535 New Construction- East Quogue Beautiful Neighborhood, home features 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, master suite with jacuzzi and walk in closet, CAC, central vacuum, hard wood floors, ceramic title baths, spacious dining room and living area with wood burning fireplace. $749,000 Exclusive IN#27499 Open Bay Waterfront- East Quogue Breathe taking waterviews of Shinnecock Bay! Totally renovated home featuring 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, magnificent master suite with sitting area, jacuzzi in bath, open living room, gourmet kitchen, 185' of bulkheading, 2 hydraulic boat lifts, two stone patios & outdoor shower. $3,200,000 Exclusive IN#27428 Westhampton Beach Office 631.288.0400 Bay Front/ Boat Dock- Hampton Bays 2 bedroom 1 bath apt.Open bay views from the private patio. Clubhouse, boat slip, bay beach, heated poo, tennis. $279,000IN# 24159 Townhouse with Views of LakeEastport Features 2 Bedrooms, 2.5 Baths, Living Room With Fireplace, EIK and Sunny Enclosed Porch. Third Floor Has A Loft For Possible Third Bedroom.$425,000 IN#55220 Hampton Bays South of Highway Wonderful ranch is situated on 1/3 acre with two bedrooms, one full bath, living room and eik Inground pool and cabana.$425,000. IN#16654 Village Condo Westhampton Beach Under 2 hours to NYC, this 2 bedroom, 1 bath, pet friendly village apartment is ideal as an all season residence. There's a private 15x20 deck. $425,000 IN#26003 3800 Sq Ft Victorian- Riverhead 5- 6 Bedroom,3 Full Baths, 1.16 Private Acre, Over-sized 2 Car Garage. Formal Living Room And Dining Room, Great Room Fire Place, #1 Oak Floors!! $499,000 IN#14988 Bayfront Dream- Hampton bays Year round second floor 2 bedroom apartment has vaulted ceilings, skylight, and gas fireplace. Is just minutes to the finest Hamptons ocean beaches. $ 311,000 IN# 26342 CORCORAN Montauk Office 725 Montak Hwy. Culloden Point Vacant Land. 1.20 acre, one of a kind. Fort Pond Bay is a stones throw away. Exclusive $2.995M WEB# 4739 Linda Mallinson 631.899.0420 Amagansett Office 140 Main Street Realtor Listings CORCORAN Bridgehampton Office 1936 Main Street/2405 Main Street G reat House In Sag Harbor. 4 bede rooms, 2.5 baths, pool, master suite, cul-de-sac, open, terraces and views. Exclusive $995K WEB# 10150 Laura Hildreth 631.899.0350 Southampton Office 30 Nugent Street/88 Main Street Reduced - Best Deal with Pool and Tennis. New home, over 5,000 sq. ft., custom details, big livingroom, EIK, den. Good investment. $2.595M WEB# 54101 Judi Krauss 631.204.2615 Devlin McNiff Real Estate 3 North Main Street East Hampton, NY 11937 631 324-6100 www.devlinmcniff.com Time To Make A Deal. This one-level, 3 bedroom home allows for easy living. Featuring new baths, an eat in kitchen, dining area with built-in bookcases, beautiful living room with French doors leading out to large deck area with outdoor shower and pool. Beautiful, mature landscaping to maximize privacy. Exclusive. $635,000. Katia DeLouya. IN#48595. Walk To The Ocean. Stunning Dunes residence has been redone in perfect taste and with utmost attention to detail. 3 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, gourmet kitchen, French doors to outdoor eating area. Comes with permit for pool. Garage. Co-Exclusive. Jack Kelleher. $2,495,000. IN#55134. Easy Living Near Bay Beach and Marina. Wonderful home has been completely renovated and in mint condition. 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths including master suite with large luxury bathroom. Living room with beamed ceiling, office/den.Lovely grounds feature heated pool, hot tub, poolhouse, brick patios, fountain, and pergola. Circular drive and attached garage for easy access. New Exclusive. $995,000. Lovely New Traditional home on shy half acre in a close-in area of East Hampton's Northwest woods area. Living room with fireplace, kitchen with maple cabinets and granite tops, family room, laundry room, and half bath on first floor. Plus a full four bedrooms and two baths on second floor. Also one car attached garage, covered porch, full basement, central a/c and central vac. Pool and irrigation system going in. East Hampton school district. Exclusive. Ann Rasmussen. $889,000. IN#44214. Realtor Listings Devlin McNiff Real Estate 631 324-6100 www.devlinmcniff.com Elegant Architect Designed Home. This custom 3 bedroom, 3 bath home with Zen feel on one acre is just getting its finishing touches. Convenience, flow and light are key elements of this house. Unique features include Marvin windows, extra wide white oak floors and mahogany deck, 10 zone irrigation system, central vac. and water purification system plus room for pool. Co-Exclusive. Ann Rasmussen. $1,195,000. IN#55109. Dramatic Water Views. Cool Contemporary set majestically in the natural dunescape of Amagansett's Promised Land. 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, roof deck with views of water, lots of decking, a gorgeous pool, and all in the perfect location; plus deeded access to Napeague Bay. Exclusive. JR Kuneth. $2,250,000. IN#55837. Only Condos in Northwest. Spiffy Treescape condo with its hassle free pool and tennis. This one has 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, finished basement and low condo fees. Exclusive. Roseanne Lebwith. $755,000. IN# 55282. Well- priced Land. This 0.32 Acre lot is located in The Springs, and close to both Accabonac Harbor and The Springs General Store. Offered Exclusively. Deborah Hallissey. $380,000. IN#05649. c Welcome To East Hampton Village. Perched high on hill on over acres is this 4 bedroom Village home in need of some TLC. This very deep property has plenty of room for expansion, pool and pool house. Built around the 1900's, it retains many original details. Exclusive. David Zazula. Just Reduced: $799,000. IN#49771. Best Village Deal Under $1M. Located on a quiet cul-de-sac on the edge of the village. Everything in mint condition. 2 bedrooms plus loft area that could serve as a 3rd bedroom, 2 baths, pool, decking,cac, irrigation, alarm system and beautiful landscaping. Co-Exclusive. Roseanne Lebwith. $995,000. IN#55036. Prudential Douglas Elliman Hampton Bays Office 631.723.2721 http://www.prudentialelliman.com Riverhead * New to Market * 225,000 Great home near Rte. 24 circle. Simple home for first time buyer, or income property. Close to town and stores. Exclusive F#65091 Web ID#H29484 Hampton Bays * Opportunity Knocks * $799,000 This 4000 square foot home is situated on a very private lot just shy of an acre in Hampton Bays. It offers 7 bdrms, 6.5 baths living room w/ fireplace, family room, sauna, wine cellar, guest quarters, separate professional office, 20 x40 igp., extensive decking and a 2 car garage. F#64448 Web#H24017 Hampton Bays * Lovely Ranch * $409,000 This 2 bdrm, 1.5 bths home sits south of the highway within short distance to bay, beach and ocean. Home features heated porch, full basement,1 car garage. Situated on .32 acres. Exclusive. F#61091. Web #H52025 Riverhead * Unique Circa Late 1800's Victorian * $599,000 Opportunity to own this Unique Multi family home w/ 7 bdrms, 3.5 bths, many old world features that need to be brought back to original luster plus many new windows and doors, alum. siding plus det. 2 car garage in heart of downtown Riverhead. Exclusive F#64230. Web#H14969 Realtor Listings Prudential Douglas Elliman 631.723.2721 Sag Harbor * Storybook Cottage * $625,000 This immaculate turn key charming cottage has been completely renovated and has many features including a wood burning stove, exposed ceiling beams, new kit., new bath, wood floors and pristine details. Enjoy the secluded backyard while relaxing in the hot tub. The home is short distance to Noyac Bay w/beach access, mooring rights. Exclusive. F#63415. Web #H54950. Prudential Douglas Elliman 70 Jobs Lane, Southampton 631.283.4343 f: 631 287.4687 SOUTHAMPTON LAND OPPORTUNITY. Private and wooded 1.3 acre retreat only minutes from Southampton village, ocean, ponds and bays. Room for 5 bedroom house, pool, cabana and generous gardens. $598,000 Folio 344701 Contact: Thomas Knight. o) 631.283.4343, X220, c) 917.468.1889 Prudential Douglas Elliman Quogue Office 631.653-6700 http://www.prudentialelliman.com Oceanfront Westhampton Beach � MD- LD $208,000 Best location, swim in the ocean and enjoy this 7 bedroom, 6.5 bath spectacular retreat. This immaculate, traditional home awaits your arrival. In between the bridges in beautiful Westhampton Beach. Exclusive. #251131. Web#H0251131. Squires Woods Cul-de-sac * Hampton Bays * $799,000 11 room traditional home with 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths. Located in a cul-de-sac in Squire Woods this home offers an open floor plan. The entry foyer welcomes you into the living room with fireplace, family room, dining area and eat-in-kitchen. Delightful master suite with cathedral ceiling. Basement with 3 rooms, in-ground pool. Exclusive. #59296.Web. #HO159296. South of the Highway * Hampton Bays * $599,000 Come see this 3 bedroom, 2 bath home on a 1.5 acre lot. Living room with cathedral ceiling and sliders to sunroom, updated eat-in-kitchen refinished wood floors, full basement and garage. The "back yard" offers 400 feet of land from rear of house to the property line giving you plenty of space for in-ground pool,tennis court and expansion.Exclusive.#49157. Web#52868 Beach Community Ranch with Boat Slip * Flanders * $449,000 Immaculate 2 bedroom ranch, with den, new kitchen, bath, CAC, deeded boat slip and only steps to a sandy beach. Exclusive #58582. Web #HO158582 Ideal Starter Ranch * Hampton Bays * $420,000 3 bedrooms, 1 bath on .40 acre with full unfinished basement in quiet Rolling Woods North Community. House has Hardwood floors, renovated kitchen with tile floor, new roof, new windows, and French doors from dining area lead to wood deck. Exclusive. #64056 Web#H12228 TOWN AND COUNTRY RE THE STOECKER TEAM Bill Stoecker & Jen Wilson 631-324-8080 ext.20/ext.43 516-818-4904/631-219-2771 East Hampton Turn-key 4-bedrooms, 2.5 baths homes offering living room with fireplace, open kitchen, formal dining room, family room enclosed by French doors perfect for office, and finished basement. Just minutes to East hampton Village and set on .75 acres with heated pool. Web#25190 Exclusive. $1,295,000 Realtor Listings TOWN AND COUNTRY RE THE STOECKER TEAM Bill Stoecker & Jen Wilson 631-324-8080 ext.20/ext.43 516-818-4904/631-219-2771 East Hampton. Great house at a fantastic price. 2,600sf farmhouse featuring four bedrooms,and three baths. This impeccable home has a ground floor master suite, an open living area w/ separate dining room, kitchen with breakfast area, oak floors, central vac, second master with separate entrance,garage and room for pool. Great area, convenient both to Sag Harbor and East Hampton,Rental history.Drastically reduced to sell. Web#20486 Co-Exclusive. $850,000 Sagaponack Land Two single and separate parcel each with health dpeartment permits in place for house, pool and tennis. Bike to the ocean, Sagg General Store, and to the vineyard. Web#05411 and #05272. EXCLUSIVE. Three acre parcel at $1,650,000. Two acres parcel at $1,700,000. Web#05411 and #05272 East Hampton. Your dream home in the Hampton's. 3.2 acres with permits for two legal certificates of occupancy. Plenty of room for spacious home, pool, pool house, tennis court. Sub-division possibilities. Web#55554 EXCLUSIVE$2,899,000 Renovated with Harborview. Just a short drive to the Village of East Hampton this home has been totally renovated to a very high standard. Light-filled, large open plan living area with sunken bar and seating, Art Deco theatre in basement, gym, lush landscaping,heated pool. Web#49897 EXCLUSIVE $1,950,000 TOWN AND COUNTRY RE Bridgehampton o 631-537-3200 Napeague Dunes- Just Listed Just a short stroll to the sands of the Atlantic Ocean, this clean beach cottage has endless possibilities. Priced to sell immediately. Web#30415. Exclusive $ 795,000 Cristina DeRosa 631-537-3200ext122or 516-250-1047 Realtor Listings TOWN AND COUNTRY RE East Hampton o 631-324-8080 Quintessential Seaside Cottage Year round harbor views and sunsets from this custom built 4 bedroom, 4.5 bath new construction home in East Hampton with deeded private beach access and mooring rights. The home features a .gourmet kitchen, media room, first and second floor master suites, open floor plan with views overlooking Three Mile Harbor and heated pool. Web#54524. Co-Exclusive. $1,795,000 Stacey Barnds 631-324-8080ext24 or 516-769-3674 Prudential Douglas Elliman RE Westhampton Beach Office 631-288-6244 Westhampton Beach- $1,499,000 Listen to ocean, minutes to Town. 4 Bedrooms, 2.5 Baths newly renovated contemporary. Top of the line renovation completed in 5/07. House has been gutted, everything is new. Kitchen is stainless/ marble with beautiful wood cabinets, new wood floors throughout. Marble bathrooms, new mahogany decks front/ back. New landscaping, new pool liner. Maintenance free. Folio 57732. Westhampton Beach Office (631) 288-6244 Southampton - $1,795,000 Located in Sebonac section of Southampton, handsome stucco home lies within mile of Shinnecock, Southampton, National, Sebonack golf clubs. Main floor flows graciously from formal living room to formal dining. Gourmet kitchen enjoys a center island, marble counters. Wonderful decks overlook private garden setting with heated gunite pool. Finished basement set up for gaming/ TV. 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Conveniently located sive $1.45M WEB# 54125 Renee between East Hampton and Sag HarDespins 631.537.4134 Cell bor. 1st floor has lg. master suite with 917.439.3404 2 walk-in closets and bathroom feaHamptons Condo + PT Cruiser. 2 turing jacuzzi tub; lg. eat-in kitchen bedrooms, den, 3.5 baths, CAC, with solid wood cabinets, natural heated pool, tennis, low cc. Exclusive stone countertops, high-end appli$799K WEB# 47780 Renee Despins ances and butler's pantry with wine 631.537.4134 Cell 917.439.3404 refrigerator; living room with high ceilings and fireplace; and a media Southampton Village. Stroll to everoom. Upstairs there is a Jr. master rything. Front has 2-story. Rear 2 bedroom garage apartment. Exclusive and 2 guest bedrooms which share a $2.595M WEB# 48258 D. Oplinger bath. Exclusive. $1,595,000. Ann Rasmussen. IN#55137. 631.899.0344 Flanders - $659,000 Beautiful victorian combines old world charm with many original features and the convenience of modern amenities. Original pocket doors, stained glass windows, ornate transoms, corner cabinets, hardwood floors, 9 foot ceilings, Bridgehampton Custom Built and eyebrow windows in the turret 5,000+ sq. ft. of living space offering master bedroom. Huge updated coun5 bedrooms, 5 baths, family room and try kitchen has a Sub Zero refrigeraformal living room with a double tor and Jenn-aire gas range top. Forsided fireplace. Custom cabinetry and mal dining room, den with fpl 4 bedmoldings throughout. Web#51582. rooms, huge updated marble bathCO-EXCLUSIVE. $3,495,000 room. 2.1 acre property has a large John Healey 631-537-3200 x 123 or lawn, a four stall 20x 30 foot 2 story 631-774-8672 horse barn, and 3 paddocks fenced with Centaur electric fence. State TOWN AND COUNTRY RE park land with riding trails located East Hampton o 631-324-8080 nearby. Folio 65062. Westhampton Beach Office (631) 288-6244 East Hampton Rare opportunity Two cottages on .75 acre near Three Hampton Bays - $1,525,000 Shy Mile Harbor. Main cottage has 2 acre of magnificent Shinnecock Bay bedrooms, 1 baths, living room with waterfront w/ two residences in RWB fireplace, eat-in-kitchen, exposed zone. Northwest corner of bay enjoys beams and vaulted ceilings. Other cottage has 1bedroom and bath. Mag- magnificent sunrises and protected anchorage. Folio 65043. Westhampnificent sunsets over harbor. ton Beach Office (631) 288-6244 Web#18139 EXCLUSIVE. $2,500,000 Pat MacArthur 631-324-8080ext 25 or 631-645-6556 Flanders - $675,000 Beautiful turnkey country home in mint condition Situated on quiet cul-de-sac street Southampton Exceptional WaterPrivacy abounds yet you are close to front Renovation Just completed, everything. This exceptionally main2-level, 3-bedroom, 2-bath cedar tained home includes 3 bedrooms, 2 shingled cottage on protected cove baths, eik, living room with fpl, dinwith mooring rights, boating access to ing area and large deck. Finished the Great Peconic Bay, and mahoglower level offers second kitchen, any deck overlooking water. Renoliving room, bedroom,full bath, pervated with new fireplace, plumbing, fect for Mother Daughter, private electric, marble tile, Douglas Fir guest apt. Folio 65061. Westhampton hardwood floors, kitchen cabinets Beach Office (631) 288-6244 from Italy, and stainless steel appliances. A stones throw to sandy beach. Remsenburg - $439,000 Great starter Web#54781Exclusive. Reduced to home on quiet street, Remsenburg sell. $1,195,000 Beth Troy Elementary,Westhampton Jr/ Sr high 631-324-8080ext 12 or 631-682-8401 school,Low taxes $2,800. Better than and Linda Batiancela 631-537-3200 renting! Folio 62751. Westhampton ext.104 or 516-729-8123 Beach Office (631) 288-6244 To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 www.danshamptons.com DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 86 www.danshamptons.com DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 87 www.danshamptons.com S I X WAYS T O A F F O R D E A ST H A M P TO N . Motivated To Sell Now. Charming family-style saltbox home in mint condition, on a protected flaglot with room for pool. House has bedroom and bath on first floor and two bedrooms and a full bath on the second floor. Nice living/dining area with open kitchen and large deck for entertaining. Exclusive. $629,000. IN#46842. East Hampton Village. At the entrance to East Hampton Village in a prominent spot perfect for a professional office as well as a convenient residence. 4 bedroom house with period details and charming architectural style. Needs some TLC. Exclusive. David Zazula. $825,000. IN#49771 Move Right In To This Sweet Cottage. Adorable house in mint condition with all new baths and kitchen. 4 bedrooms, living room with fireplace and room for pool on nice private property. Everything freshly painted. Exclusive. $649,000. Roseanne Lebwith. IN#47175 Land Value! 1,700 s.f. home on private acre on top Northwest street. Open living / dining room with cathedral ceiling and fireplace. Master suite on first floor with 2 addtional bedrooms with a shared bath on second floor. Room for a pool on private acre in an area of expensive homes. Exclusive. Ed Brody. $975,000. IN#10480 Ready to Rock `n Roll. 3 bedroom, 2 bath saltbox charmer on lush 1/2 acre. This home features professionally designed landscaping, complete with heated swimming pool, decking, brick patio, open living space, full basement, and garage. Exclusive. David Zazula. New Price of $660,000. Internet # 47157 Treescape Corner Unit. Be part of the only Condo development in the Northwest. Spiffy Treescape corner unit with hassle-free pool and tennis facilities. This one has 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, finished basement and low fees. Exclusive. Roseanne Lebwith. $755,000. IN#55282 DEVLIN McNIFF REAL E STAT E 3 NORTH MAIN STREET E A S T H A M P T O N, NEW YORK 11937 T E L E P H O N E 6 3 1. 3 2 4 - 6 1 0 0 W W W. D E V L I N M C N I F F. C O M 1046252 DAN'S PAPERS, March 7, 2008 Page 88 www.danshamptons.com TRAVEL DOWN A LONG DRIVE in the heart of Georgica to this well-maintained 2 story contemporary. There are 5 bedrooms, 3 new baths, central air, double living room w/elevated ceiling, and a brick terrace around the heated pool on 1 acre. IN# 51140 $3,195,000. EXCLUSIVE. NEW IN AMAGANSETT! Minutes from the ocean beaches, this luxurious home provides custom finishes, a 20 foot entry, 5 BRs, 5.5 BAs in over 5000 sq. ft. of the finest living space including a full paneled dining room, den/library, and a first floor master suite. Landscaped 1.4 acres w/heated gunite pool. IN#16902 $3,250,000 LOOK AT THE AZURE BLUE WATER from your very own dream house built on this fabulous .6 acre of private beach with 108' bulkhead overlooking Gardiner's Bay. The Natural Resources Special Permit is in place to build a substantial residence with pool and garage. The sandy beach is framed by two jetties. IN# 04068 EXCLUSIVE $1,700,000. HEAR THE ROAR OF THE OCEAN from this one acre parcel bordering an 8 acre reserve. All approvals have been obtained to build your own 3100 sq. ft. 2 story residence. The floor plan includes an entry foyer, 4 spacious bedrooms with a first floor master suite, 3 baths, great room, spacious kitchen, dining area and a pool. IN# 05685 EXCLUSIVE $3,995,000. WARM & INVITING & LOTS OF ABUNDANT LIGHT is this completely renovated storybook contemporary. There are 3 bedrooms & 2 bathrooms, the master bedroom being on the first floor. 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