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(631) 283-4600 (212) 362-8400 www.hamptonjitney.com DAN'S PAPERS, February 13, 2009 Page 4 www.danshamptons.com � fo OPEN HOUSES : Sat. 2/14 & Sun. 2/15 AMAGANSETT Fabulous traditional with 4 bedrooms, a sparkling kitchen, great room with dining area, and a bright sunroom. Master bedroom on 1st floor has access to private pool area. Dir: East on 27, left on Windmill. CoExclusive. F#59658 | Web#H0159658. EAST QUOGUE Luxurious living in Southampton Pines. 6 BR, 9 BA Mediterranean on 1.71 acres. Grand LR, 2 fpls, guest quarters, pvt lib. Chef's gourmet kit., master suite on ground level. Basement with exercise, media, & game rooms, and bar/lounge area. F#62890 | Web#H15791. Highest quality construction and attention to detail reign in this 8,000 sq. ft. new traditional. Offering 6 bedrooms, 7.5 baths. F#65332 | Web#H14821. Cape cod renovation, 2 blocks to Main Street, 5 blocks to ocean. Mature landscaping, 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, gunite pool. Co-Excl. Dir: South on Main Street, left on Herrick Road. F#52580 | Web#H0152580. Traditional-style home just built. Expert details & amenities. 6 BRS, 6 BAs, 1 half-bath, 4 fpls. Professional kitchen w/fpl, adjacent screened-in porch & stone patio. Finished basement. 20x40 gunite pool. 2-car garage. Bordered by reserve. CoExclusive. F#57953 | Web#H0157953. BRIDGEHAMPTON Sited in one of the Hamptons' premier locations, this expansive 1.6 acre property is only a short stroll to the ocean and boasts ocean views and room for tennis. 3,500 sq.ft., 3 BRs, 2.5 BAs. Dir: Mecox Road South to Jobs Lane South, left on to Rose Way. House is located at end of cul-de-sac on left. F#68532 Irresistible waterfront value! Fabulous bayfront home has manicured grounds surrounding a htd pool. Magnificent bay views. Boat dock with double jet ski ramps. CAC, skylights, hardwood flooring, 3 BRs, 2 BAs and more. F#68364 | Web#H17169. Sited on 1 acre in the Village, this recently renovated 3,800 sq.ft. home features 5 BRs, 5.5 BAs, new kit., pool with pool house. F#61110 | Web#H34458. Open floor plan with 3 BRs, 2 BAs, fireplace, granite kitchen, finished basement and garage. Pool, hot tub. Excl. F#66649 | Web#H14649. Traditional, 5,000 sq.ft. home on landscaped 1.4 acres. 5BRs, 4.5BAs. Grmt kit., casual dining nook. Doubleheight LR, formal DR, den, CAC, 2 fpls, 2-car garage, gunite pool. Exclusive. F#63116 | Web#H54643. Exceptional one level, double master bedrooms with glorious bathroom and modern french doors out to gunite pool with spa. 2 additional bedrooms and 4 baths in total. Spacious living quarters with large screen televisions and satellite radio throughout. Also for rent: 85k/season, 120k/yr round. Dir: Montauk Hwy, turn north on Butter Lane. Exclusive. F#64586 | Web#H10170. Custom built with top-of-the line amenities and craftmanship. Features first and second floor masters, ensuite baths, eat-in gourmet kit., 2 fireplaces, incredible basement area. Private location in the Pines. F#60571 | Web#H10735. Best Townhouse community. 3 BR, 2.5 BA, 2 story Condo offers LR with fireplace, dining area, EIK, new CAC, patio. Complex offers 2 htd pools, Jacuzzi, 7 tennis courts & gym. Close to all. Excl. F#66929 | Web#H46195. Renovated, shingled traditional-style home in top waterfront community. 5 BRs, 4BAs, 3 fireplaces, modernized kitchen, light-flooded FDR, sitting & living rooms. Landscaping, gunite pool. Exclusive. F#62539 | Web#H53472. Dir: From Rt. 27 eastbound in Water Mill, right onto Mecox Road (just past The Milk Pail), right onto Narod Boulevard. WESTHAMPTON Immaculate Beaver Lake condo. 2 bedrooms, 2 baths. Open floor plan with stunning lake views from every window. Gas heat/fireplace. Lakefront community pool. Hardwood floors. F#67215 | Web# H35960. 5 BR, 4.5BA offers the finest details 3 fpls, central air, hardwood floors, expansive decking, 2-car gar., htd pool with extensive stonework all abutting a 10 acre reserve. Co-Exclusive. F#61360 | Web#H55098. WAINSCOTT Exceptional country home. Living room with fireplace, master bedroom with fireplace, dining room, gourmet kitchen, 3 bedrooms, 4 baths, heated pool, beautifully landscaped gardens, minutes to village and ocean. Exclusive. F#68142 | Web#H13150. Waterfront private community, 4 bedrooms, 2 bath, custom gourmet viking/sub-zero, granite kitchen, central air, fireplace, heated free and form gunite pool. Exclusive F#67024 | Web#H55937. SOUTHAMPTON Custom built, stucco house with 6BRs, 6.5BAs, DR, LR with fpl and wet bar, den, sunroom and media/play room. 2-car gar., heated gunite pool and access to Heady Creek. Excl. F#51653 | Web#H0151653. EAST HAMPTON 1,700 sq. ft, modern beach house in East Hampton's NW on a 1 acre with L-shaped floor plan consists of two wings. Open loft-like space with dining, living areas and fireplace. 2 guest bedrooms, master bedroom suite and luxuriant bathroom. Co-Exclusive. F#67296 | Web#H41792. Secluded 4 BR, 2+ BA traditional-style on .5 acres. Den, FDR, and hardwood flooring. Family room, fireplace, CAC, 2-car garage, basement. Cul-de-sac. F#66321 | Web#H47510. Mon. 2/16 SHINNECOCK HILLS This alluring 2 bedroom, 2 bath traditional ranch, sits on a fantastic, landscaped 1.38 acre property. There is a living room with a fireplace and a finished basement with separate entrance. Plenty of room for expansion, pool and tennis. Exclusive. F#44188 | Web#H0144188. WATER MILL By Farrell Building, this 7 bedroom, 7+ bath shingled gambrel is sited on 1.8 acres. Grand foyer, great room, chef's kitchen, library, gathering room, fitness center, covered porches & patios, pool, pool house & tennis court. Exclusive. F#65384 | Web#H39243. Dir: Mecox Road to Mecox Bay Lane to Bay Lane. Waterfront with 180o bay views. 6BR, 4.5BA trad. on .44 acres. 300 ft. bulkhead, a slip for 36 ft. boat and pool overlooking the bay. Excl. F#67206 | Web#H35924. Settle happily in this hospitable 4 bedroom, 2 bath Contemporary. This enticing 2-story boasts hardwood flooring, fireplace. Pool. Pleasing home office. CoExclusive. F#67313 | Web#H43003. Open living area with fireplace tastefully done kitchen with wainscotted island, all upscale appliances granite countertops, wood floors, 3BRs, 2 tumbled marbled baths den, bsmnt, garage, french doors, in ground pool. F#64857 | Web#H23684. HAMPTON BAYS Sensational - almost 4 acres with 4 bedrooms, 2 bath post modern chalet with mesmerizing lightfilled water views, and rolling terrain, across the street from Halsey Marina in beautiful Three Mile Harbor, East Hampton area. 1-car garage. Exclusive. F#68334 | Web#H14429. This charming turn-key ranch is located high on a hill in a very private and beautifully landscaped parklike setting. Move-in condition including waterfront access. F#66895 | Web#H22795 OPEN HOUSES : Sat. 2/21 & Sun. 2/22 BRIDGEHAMPTON 6 BR, 6+ BA post modern right on the waterfront. Gated community, family room and den. 3 fpls, pool. Spacious great room, separate studio, extra-space bonus room. Exclusive. F#55997 | Web#H0155997. REMSENBURG Priced to sell. Secluded 5BR, 3+ BA post modern on 1.6 acres. A jacuzzi, pool/guest house, pool, plus tennis court. Updated kitchen and appliances, hardwood & tile floors. Also a newly-finished legal 1BR apartment. F#66219 | Web#H45265. SOUTHAMPTON Waterfront with 1800 bay views. 6BR, 4.5BA trad. on .44 acres. 300 ft. bulkhead, a slip for 36' boat and pool. Excl. F#67206 | Web#H35924. QUOGUE Just reduced wonderful updated contemporary on private 1 acre lot close to Town. Park like grounds surround this 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath home. The kitchen and master baths have undergone a total renovation. Old Northwest Road right on Marion. Co-Exclusive. F#66590 | Web#H18862. Mediterranean villa, 3,300 sq.ft. Sunken great room with vaulted ceiling and columns offers grand view of gardens, deck and gunite pool. 3 BR, 4 BA home features entry foyer, spacious kitchen, den with fireplace, private master suite, guest suite. Finished basement with bath. F#68312 | Web#H13999. Tremendous, 2-story, tradtional-style home in a top Bridgehampton location. Featuring 5,400 sq. ft. of living space, 6 bedrooms, 6.5 baths, central air, formal dining room, and large country kitchen. Gunite pool and tennis court. Everything on 4.59 acres. F#57381 | Web# H0157381. SAGAPONACK Exquisitely renovated 1740's Barn-style home with 3 bedrooms, 3.5 baths GHA heating, central air, and separate cottage with sleeping loft, full bath, and kitchenette. 3.89 acres full of perennial gardens and meticulous landscaping around gunite pool. Exclusive. F#46740 | Web#H0146740. Open floor plan with 3BRs, 2BAs, fireplace, granite kitchen, finished basement and garage. Pool, hot tub and very private. Excl. F#66649 | Web#H14649. 4 bedroom 4.5 bath traditional home built in 2004. This home features 3,100 sq.ft. of top-of-the-line living space. Set on a shy half acre of manicured grounds with heated pool. This property is just moments from East Hampton's best marinas and bay beaches. Additional features include an extensive wines cellar and walk out full basement with 9 ft. ceilings along with a two car garage. Each bedroom is ensuite with hardwood floors. F#66830. RIVERHEAD This bright and cheery condo offers an attractive open floor plan, including vaulted ceilings and skylight, 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, eat-in kitchen and dining area, living room with fireplace, full basement, garage, brick patio, and pond View. One of the best move-in condition condos available. F#66873 | Web#H21717. EAST HAMPTON Privacy and Style - 5 BR, 4.5 BA, 1.8 acres, less than 1 mile from bay beaches, 4400 sq ft., LR , DR, gourmet kitchen, family room, master on 1st fl., heated 20x 42 gunite pool and beautiful gardens. F#68315. Dir: Alewive Brook to Issacs Path. Water property on North Sea Creek, with new floating dock and catwalk. Charming 1935 home has 4BRs, 1.5BAs and new roof. F#63022 | Web#H54254. SAG HARBOR Located in Sag Harbor Village's premiere beach community, this turnkey ranch is around the corner from the private sandy beach. Completely renovated with 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, den, formal living room. F#66676 | Web#H16071. 3BR, 2.5BA, 2 story Condo offers LR w/fpl, dining area, eat-in kit., new CAC, patio. Complex offers 2 htd pools, Jacuzzi, 7 tennis courts & gym. Close to all. Excl. F#66929 | Web#H46195. Move right in to this newly built traditional. Located in a quiet area nearby bays and harbors. The open living and dining area has a brick fireplace and leads through glass doors to an outdoor deck. The large kitchen has granite countertops. Exclusive. F#67655 | Web#H18439. Dir: Three Mile Harbor Rd. to Hog Creek Rd. to Sycamore Dr. Right on Cedar Dr. SAG HARBOR New 7 BR, 7+ BA charmer on 1.84 acres. Home theatre, wine cellar & bar and 5 fireplaces. Welcoming guest quarters, private in-law suite, private den. Jacuzzi. Come & enjoy. F#67610 | Web#H14827. EAST QUOGUE Irresistible waterfront value & price! Fabulous bayfront home has manicured grounds surrounding a heated pool with stone patio. Magnificent bay views. Boat dock with double jet ski ramps.This home boasts cac, skylights, hardwood flooring, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths & more. F#68364 | Web#H17169. WATER MILL On more than 1.6 acres with farm and field views. 5BRs, 4.5BAs, chef's kit., formal DR, LR, office, wine cellar, home gym, and several flat screen televisions. Multi-level decking, separate spa, pool and Har-Tru tennis court. Close to village and ocean. Exclusive. F# 34298 | Web# H55680. Renovated 3 bed/ 1 bath in waterfront community. Lots of light, all new appliances, and hardwood floors through out. Situated on .30 of an and acre and beautiflly landscaped, plenty of room for a pool and expansion. F#67768 | Web#H19915. FOR BEAUTIFUL INVESTMENTS P RU D E N T I A L E L L I M A N C O M 1197793 �2009. An independently owned and operated member of Prudential Real Estate Affiliates, Inc. is a service mark of Prudential Insurance Company of America. Equal Housing Opportunity. All material presented herein is intended for information purposes only. While, this information is believed to be correct, it is represented subject to errors, omissions, changes or withdrawal without notice. All property outlines and square footage in property listings are approximate. 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American Museum Of Natural History � Fri., Feb. 20th - $77 per Adult/$65 per child 12 years and under � Explore the American Museum of Natural History, one of the largest science museums. The history of our planet and its species is revealed in more than forty exhibition halls. Subjects explored range from dinosaurs, to gems and minerals, to life in the sea, to the cultures of the seven continents. Experience a seamless journey from the outer reaches of the universe to the inner workings of Earth in the Rose Center. "The Lion King" � Wed., Feb. 25th - $185 pp. - Julie Taymor's acclaimed staging of the hit Disney animated film has been hailed as a Broadway landmark. The Lion King tells the story of the epic adventures of a young lion cub named Simba as he struggles to accept the responsibilities of adulthood and his destined role as king. "Colonial Gossip & Glorious Gardens" � Philadelphia 2-Day Tour � Sat.-Sun., Feb. 28th-Mar. 1st � $259 pp./do. � This unique tour will thoroughly engage you in Philadelphia's charm. You will find out the meaning behind some of the old sayings from Colonial times and be thoroughly entertained while you learn. In addition, you will have tickets for the 2009 Philadelphia Flower Show � this year's theme is "Bella Italia"! Philadelphia Flower Show � Theme: Celebrate "Bella Italia" � Sat., Mar. 7th � $86 pp. � This show will embrace Italy in breathtaking displays. The Entrance Garden will capture the majesty of ancient Rome with its formal gardens of statuary, topiary, manicured hedges and tiered plantings. Comfortable walking shoes are highly recommended, the show floor is vast. Gettysburg "Sights, Sounds & Tastes" 3-Day Tour � Mon.-Wed., Mar. 23rd-25th � $440 pp./do. � Gettysburg, PA, where the turning point of the Civil War occurred is a stirring place to visit. You will enjoy the Gettysburg Museum, take the Battlefield Tour, dine on an historic property being served by Colonial-garbed attendants, tour the Shirver House Museum and have some free time at the humongous teddy bear store, Boyd's Bear Country. 22nd Annual Quilter's Heritage Celebration � 2-Two-Day Tour � Fri.-Sat., Apr. 3rd-4th � $277 pp/do. � This year's theme is "INSPIRED BY....." (Quilts may be old or recent, but must have a celebration theme or reason for being). This celebration draws quilters and quilt enthusiasts from all over the U.S. and many other countries! Nearly 500 quilts will be on exhibit with about 100 merchants. It is an internationally renowned event. You can visit the Quilters' Heritage Celebration on line at: www.qhconline.com for complete up-to-date information about the event. Victorian Cape May, NJ � 3-Day Tour � Sun.-Tues., Apr. 26th-28th � $659 pp./do. - This fabulous tour is a complete delight. It begins with the world renowned Philadelphia Museum of Art audio tour of the C�zanne and Beyond exhibit, and continues as you take a step back in time at the Congress Hall hotel and have some wonderful tours and adventures, like a Tea luncheon and Trolley tour. Longwood Gardens Wine & Jazz Festival � Sat., May 2nd � $101 pp. � Hampton Jitney is proud to chauffeur you to the 3rd Annual Wine & Jazz Festival at Longwood Gardens in Kennett Square, Pennsylvania. Vintage wines, great jazz and beautiful gardens are the stars of this fun, highly anticipated annual event. Hear the region's finest jazz artists perform live, including local favorites Joe Baione and Joanna Pascale; enjoy great wines from around the state; and indulge in delectable light fare as you relax amid the splendor of spring at Longwood. Virginia Tattoo performance, Baltimore, MD and more - 4-Day Tour � Sat.-Tues., May 2nd-5th - $849 pp./do. � See the largest Tattoo in the U.S., and enjoy some wonderful adventures in Baltimore. Visit the Edgar Cacey Association for Research & Enlightenment, the Norfolk Botanical Garden and the National Museum of the Marine Corps. Splash down on a Baltimore `Duck' Tour and visit the National Aquarium of Baltimore. What is a Tattoo? Tattoos are ceremonial performances of military music by massed bands. The Virginia International Tattoo is an exhibition of marching bands, massed pipes and drums, drill teams, gymnasts, dancers, choirs and more creating a breathtaking spectacle under one roof. Montreal and Quebec�6-Day Tour � Sun.-Fri. � Jun. 14th-19th - $1325 pp./do. - Montreal is a unique blend of old-world charm and new world glitz. Hampton Jitney is very excited to return to our Northern neighbors again this spring. There is a great deal to see and do, so come along for an exciting journey � you won't be disappointed. You will have guided tours of Montreal, Basilique Saint Anne de Beaupr� and Montmorency Falls, have some wonderful meals and do more sightseeing and shopping on your way home through Vermont & Massachusetts. PLEASE NOTE: PASSPORTS, PASSPORT CARDS OR EDL'S (ENHANCED DRIVER'S LICENSES) WILL BE REQUIRED FOR RE-ENTRY TO THE UNITED STATES (AS OF JUNE 1, 2009). Also Available: Quilt Festival of New Jersey � Sat., 3/7 St. Patrick's Festival at Platzl Brauhaus � Tues., 3/17 "Guys & Dolls" � Wed., 3/18 Spring Shopping Tour in NYC � Fri., 3/20 "Wizard of Oz" at the Theatre at Madison Square Garden � Sat., 3/28 "West Side Story" � Wed., 4/1 Wed., 6/3 Quilters Heritage Celebration � Fri.-Sat., 4/3-4 "Blithe Spirit" Starring Angela Lansbury & Christine Ebersole � Wed., 4/8 "Hair" � Sat., 4/25 Culinary Institute � Thurs. 4/23 & Thurs. 6/4 Bucks County, PA 2-Day Tour � Fri.-Sat. 5/8-9 "Chicago" � Sat., 5/16 Wilderstein Mansion High Tea & Tour with Hudson River Cruise � Sun. 5/17 Ellis Island Excursion � Sat., 5/30 SHOW TOURS INCLUDE � Lunch or dinner (unless otherwise indicated), a Hampton Jitney professional driver, tour escort and deluxe round-trip transportation. Call for complete package details. 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By Dan Rattiner Last week, the list of people who have come out of the woodwork to say that they are among those who got caught up in Bernie Madoff 's Ponzi scheme was made public. Those affected didn't want to have it made known. But if they wanted to have even a chance of getting any money back they will have to file legal papers, public documents that identify themselves in court papers. And court papers are public records. The media had a field day. But the total claimed, even with all the confessions, is nowhere near what Bernie himself says that he swindled in its entirety, which was $50 billion. So far, with a few tens of millions here and few hundred of millions there, it's little more than $19 billion. I haven't until now wanted to say this, but it's going to have to come out. The loser of the other $30 billion is, well, me. Now you might say that this is truly a shocking admission on my part, because I have not been one of these people who flaunts it very much. I live in a modest home on Three Mile Harbor Road in East Hampton. I drive a Chevy Tahoe with a fishing rod on the roof that goes on the beach. I shop at Kmart. When I heard two days ago, while watching American Idol, that McDonald's was offering the double cheeseburger on its $1 menu for the next two weeks, I rushed down there. But the truth is that I've saved up some money running Dan's Papers over the years. And the money I've saved I gave to Bernie. So, I just kept living my life like I always do. I think it's fair to say, and people do say this about me, that money does not go to my head, though I have to confess that this past September, I did get an outrageously priced $700 sweater at the Polo Store on Main Street in East Hampton. It was reduced to $150 because it was on sale as they closed out their autumn stock. I thought it a good price. You should know that Bernie did real well for me this past year, at least on paper. That's what a lot of people are saying these days, I guess, so I'm no exception. My $40 billion made a profit of 10% in the first year. It actually was a bad year for him, he told me. Usually he makes 12% or 15% for his clients. But still, 10% of $40 billion is $4 billion, and I thought I could live on that for a year. Actually, what he did, since I am his biggest customer, was to sweeten it a little bit. He gave me 11% instead of the 10%, since he said he felt bad about it being so little, and so he made a note on my monthly statement that it would be 11% for me. That was Bernie. Generous to a fault with his friends, giving me an extra $400,000,000 percentage point just like that. It just goes to show you. Well, if I had made the fact of my $30 billion loss public in the legal filings, I really saw no possibility of ever getting my money back. Why am I doing so now? Well, the media is going to add it all up and see that there is $30 billion missing. And soon, they will trace it all back to me. So I might as well confess here in Dan's Papers ahead of time. TaDa! Scoop! Remember you read about this in Dan's Papers first. But you know, today I've noticed it's not all that bad letting this secret out. I stopped at the Candy Kitchen in Bridgehampton for my morning coffee today, and the people there pretended not to notice me, which was nice, leaving me with my privacy like that. Then I heard one person whisper to somebody, "That was the guy who had the $30 billion." And then, after I paid for my coffee and headed for the door, three people got up and held it open for me. Later, when I got to work, I found that I'd already had five phone calls. Christie Brinkley wants to know if I'm free for lunch tomorrow. And there's this party in Southampton that Calvin Klein wants to know if I can come to. Donald Trump called. Oprah called. And then there was the note from Paris Hilton. 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His most recent book, Why Marines Fight, was released in 2007. * * * Actress and Hamptons regular Renee Zellweger was recently seen enjoying a cozy date with MSNBC legal correspondent Dan Abrams at the American Hotel in Sag Harbor. * * * The Sag Harbor home owned by Arlene Alda, wife of actor Alan Alda, has finally been sold. In a sign of the times, the three-bedroom Colonial was originally listed in the summer of 2007 for $799,000, and sold at the beginning of this year for $550,000. The home reportedly housed the Alda family's domestic staff for many years. * * * Amagansett's Sarah Jessica Parker will be joining co-stars and Hamptons fans Kim Cattrall, Cynthia Nixon and Kristin Davis in a Sex and the City sequel. The deal was just announced by writer/director Michael Patrick King, and release is planned for summer 2010. * * * The Hamptons will be featured in a new season of "The Real Housewives of New York City." The show will include last season's stars as well as newcomer Kelly Killoren Bensimon. * * * East Hampton resident Steven Spielberg officially joined forces with Mickey Mouse this week. After a distribution deal between Spielberg's DreamWorks Studios and Universal fell apart, Walt Disney Studios stepped in. Disney will reportedly market at least six DreamWorks live-action movies each year produced through DreamWorks' agreement with India's Reliance BIG Entertainment. * * * Actor Richard Kind, who has summered in the Hamptons and appeared in Rough Crossing and The Lady in Question at Bay Street Theatre, is now starring in Jeffrey Sweet's Flyovers at the 78th Street Theatre Lab in Manhattan. He can be seen in the production through February 15. * * * Samantha Brown, host of the Travel Channel's "Passport to Great Weekends," was a highlight of the New York Times Travel Show at the Jacob Javitts Center last weekend. 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Every guy, at some point in his life, entertains the idea of growing serious facial hair, whether a loud mustache, a goatee or a full beard. But there are plenty of guys out there who, for one reason or another, shave every single day of their lives. I've always been one of those guys. Since the age of 13 (okay, 16) I've been shaving my face, never once daring to grow even a mustache. I was determined to look clean cut without ever venturing into the unknown world of facial hair. I didn't want to know that world. It's taken a decade, but now, at 26, I've finally ventured into the wonderful world of beard-dom. I have to say I'm enjoying every minute of it. I decided to grow a beard over a drink with my friend Colin about two weeks ago. Colin has a pretty impressive beard, and when he heard that I had never once grown one, he freaked out. "You must grow a beard! It is a rite of passage! Are you telling me you're going to go through your whole life never knowing what it's like!?" When he put it that way, as if it was some kind of life experience, I was somewhat sold. Once I tentatively said I'd do it, I knew there was no turning back. It was now a matter of honor. Two weeks later, I have a pretty heavy beard going and I have to say that growing a beard is a pleasant experience on so many levels it's ridiculous. The first few days feel like you're taking a real risk with everything in your life. It's like living on the edge, only scruffier. A few looks from a few co-workers, perhaps a compliment on the sexy (is it sexy?) scruffiness, and then it's over. By day five, the real fun begins. By then, I looked in the mirror and instantly felt different. Who is this older, wiser, more mature person staring back at me? I need to ask this guy a question. He looks serious. And then the transformation begins. After a week, I noticed a change in myself. Believe it or not, I actually felt more normal and confident than usual. I think this has to do with living here, where many locals have some kind of facial hair. I felt like I fit in better. But I also found myself trying to dress better to let people know that I cared about myself and that I wasn't just being lazy and not shaving. I learned two other thing about a beard. First, I felt more natural in dress clothes. Usually, if I dress up I feel like I'm over doing it. Who do I think I am? But with a beard, I feel like a guy who's trying to look his best. Second, a beard is an immediate signal to people that you're an adult. You're treated as such and you feel as such. In my entire life, even when buying a cup of coffee, I've always felt I'm looked at as "the good kid" or "the young man." With a beard, I feel more serious, so I act more serious and hence people take me more seriously. It's a feeling, but I'm telling you, I notice the difference buying a cup of coffee. No, I don't want hot chocolate, but if I did, it would be a serious hot chocolate. Lastly, the wonderful world of growing a beard (and even after two weeks, I am still growing one) is its incredible and remarkable ability to casually hide a double chin. Doug Zider This week's cover by Doug Zider is a real "upper," raising our spirits in the middle of winter, giving us an image of vim and vigor. Besides the energetic, yet mysterious mood that the painting evokes, Zider's aesthetics are invigorating. We see in the piece arresting juxtapositions of elements: vital contrasts between shapes, light and background/foreground configurations. As such, the work has succinct definition, allowing us to remember the image long after it has disappeared from our view. Even so, it's often hard for Zider to capture the memory of the object itself, like the sun coming up. Look away for ten seconds, and it's gone. Q: How is the winter influencing your painting? Or is it? A: Every winter I do a water scene, even though some mornings you just see mist and not the water. But the sky dictates everything anyway. On a personal level, winter is getting to me; it would be nice to spend a month and a half where the temperature is not below freezing. Q: Talking about influence, I am fascinated by your long-time position at NBC in graphic arts and how that has determined how you paint. A: Despite the fact that everything is now computerized I think students wanting to enter the field should have an art background, composition, and, of course, computer training. But since we have to meet deadlines on every project, I tend to work quickly on my own work and then go on to another after that. Q: What do you really think of computerized and digital technology? A: Art is what I decided to do for the rest of my life. Art has kept my life good. If I get paid for it, it's all the sweeter. The bottom line is, an artist has to produce. They can lock him up, but he still has to pass his work under the door. Q: Are you saying that no matter the technology or technique, art is art and often fine art? A: Yes. Some of the most famous illustrators, like Norman Rockwell who worked for magazines, were fine artists despite the technique. Q: Are digital artists fine artists, too? A: We have to accept that digital is here. But we can't let machines do it all. If someone likes my work, I like to know that I did it, not a machine. How will people remember you? You want to make sure you leave your footsteps behind. Q: How can you do that? A: Produce the most you can in the time you have. You never know what's around the corner. Doug Zider's website is: dougzider.com � Marion Wolberg Weiss NOTE: Last issue's Honoring the Artist failed to provide contact information for Robert Michaels. He can be reached at firstname.lastname@example.org, or www.robertmichaelsphoto.com. HELP DOLPHINS, SEALS P , S D A AND SEA TURTLES What: OCEANS OF HOPE FUNDRAISER : When: MARCH 7, 2009 AT 7 PM UNTIL MIDNIGHT : Where: ATLANTIS MARINE WORLD AQUARIUM : Live band...Dancing... Dining...Silent auction Tickets: $150 per person Would you like to see a seall release? d u e o e d e o n s n e o e d Would like to join us on a seall cruise to observe wild seals n r ? in their naturall environment? For more information or to purchase tickets visit r e n r o e s g r www.riverheadfoundation.org or calll 631.369.9840 1141360 DAN'S PAPERS, February 13, 2009 Page 17 www.danshamptons.com Noose in the Woods East Hampton, Southampton & County Police Race to the Scene By Dan Rattiner Here are two small town stories. THE NOOSE Last Sunday, some hikers walking in the woods north of the Montauk Highway near Widow Gavits Road came upon a noose hanging from a tree. It was alongside the wide path where the high-tension electric lines come through overhead, a favorite path for motocross bikers these days. Immediately, the thought went through the minds of the hikers that there must be a bigot about. So one of them called the East Hampton Town Police on his cell phone. A bigot hanging nooses about in the town of East Hampton was an alarming thought to the police department. They dispatched two officers in one of their four-wheel drive vehicles who, in short order, arrived at the offending location where the hikers were waiting. After talking with them for a bit, one of the officers, messing with his police radio, had a conversation with headquarters which led them to believe that, according to a GPS system the police have, that the tree and its noose may not in fact be in East Hampton at all, but in Southampton Town. It appeared that it was about ten feet over the line. After talking a bit further, they became sure of it. It was a Southampton matter. And so, a four-wheel vehicle from the Southampton Town Police Department was dispatched to the scene. It never occurred to anybody there that this noose would only have been in the Town of Southampton until two years ago. It was two years ago that the 600 residents of Sagaponack, concerned about their future, had formally incorporated themselves as an entity separate from the Town of Southampton, and in fact the ground upon which they were now standing was in fact in the Village of Sagaponack. The failure to realize that fact might have been because the information about the jurisdictional update had not yet been entered into the GPS systems. Or it just might have been due to habit. Since Colonial times, if there was trouble in Southampton, you called Southampton. In any case, the officers from the Southampton Town Police force soon arrived to look at the noose, and they decided that this was a hate crime investigation. As of one month ago, hate crimes in the Town of Southampton are no longer handled by the Southampton Town Police. Due to the passage of a new ordinance, they are automatically turned over to the Suffolk County (continued on next page) RALLY IN SOUTHAMPTON ON IMMIGRATION By T.J. Clemente The illegal immigration issue is currently being overshadowed by the present economic crisis throughout the world. However it came front and center here recently because of Facundo Gonzalez, a construction worker who died in Southampton Hospital from injuries he sustained when a collapsed foundation buried him at a job site on 232 North Sea Road in Southampton. Over a month later, Gonzalez' legal status in this country is still unclear. That is being investigated, along with how he died and who might be responsible. This last Sunday, demonstrations were held in his honor at the site to bring attention to the plight of workers not protected properly on many job sites across the country. (At one time there were more news people at the demonstration than participants.) The protesters in attendance represented groups such as Organizacion Latino Americano of Eastern Long Island, Long Island Immigrant Alliance, The Immigrant Worker Occupational Health and Safety Committee of the Workplace Projects, Jobs with Justice and the East Hampton Anti-Bias Task Force. With fewer than 75 people arriving throughout the day, Saul Linares of the Workplace Project started things off with his megaphone by saying, "We are here to protect the workers who have come here to build this great nation and to remember those who die at the work place trying to have a better living." Executive Director of the The Workplace Project, Nadia Marin Molina, stated a need for more site inspection and supervision, adding that it is tragic that shortcuts are taken because the lives of certain workers are not deemed valuable enough to warrant proper safety precautions. Across the street was Tom Wedell who owns a home improvement business that at one time employed 30 workers. His believes the immigrant worker situation has gotten out of hand. "In a country of laws, the existing laws are not being enforced," said Wedell. "Therefore, 20 million jobs have been taken by 20 million illegal workers and, in an effort to perhaps save money, no supervisors were in proper position on that job." (continued on page 20) DAN'S PAPERS, February 13, 2009 Page 18 www.danshamptons.com Noose (continued from previous page) Sheriff. No other town nor village on the East End, not Sagaponack nor East Hampton nor Quogue nor Southold, has even considered such a law. They all take care of hate crimes themselves. But not Southampton. As everybody waited for the arrival of the sheriff's deputies, there was some conversation about the wisdom of Southampton's decision to turn everything over to the County. Three weeks ago, the State of New York, unhappy with reports by citizens of Suffolk County that hate crimes reported to them are frequently just put in the round file, opened an investigation into their practices. (Suffolk County says there was only one hate crime in the whole county in 2008.) Of course, after a fashion, the sheriff's deputies did arrive in a four wheel, and, true to form, they looked at the noose and announced as far as they were concerned, there had been no hate crime committed there. "To have a hate crime," one of them said, "you have to have a victim. There doesn't seem to be a victim." Everyone looked around. Indeed, there seemed to be no victim. So then everybody went home. By the way, you might wonder what would have happened if Sagaponack had been called. The answer is that Sagaponack does not have a police force yet. They've temporarily contracted for police services with the Town of Southampton. So it all would have wound up with the sheriff's deputies anyway. THE MONEY The next day, a Monday, there was a public work session of the town supervisor, the town board, the town comptroller and any other interested citizens who wanted to sit in, about the Poxabogue Golf Course on the Montauk Highway in the Village of Sagaponack. The reason for the meeting was for the Town to discuss whether it wanted to pony up $750,000 to improve the golf course by adding a putting green and a chipping apron where the pros might give golf lessons. More golf lessons means more golfers means more revenue. The Poxabogue Golf Club was, four years ago, purchased jointly by the Town of East Hampton and the Town of Southampton. This was before the formation of the Village of Sagaponack. What happened four years ago was that Southampton Town decided it should purchase the club, a public nine-hole golf course, to keep it from the clutches of developers. But they couldn't afford it. What they could afford was to ask East Hampton Town to help them. The course was located just 100 yards or so on the Southampton side of the town line, and so it would be used by people from both towns. East Hampton Town, to its credit -- Jay Schneiderman was the Town Supervisor at the time -- decided to go half with Southampton. They formed a corporation, and each town would own half. All monies needed by the golf club would be paid equally by Southampton and East Hampton. So there was this meeting. Oddly, just before the meeting, the Mayor of the Village of Sagaponack, Donald Louchheim, called the Town of Southampton, livid that Sagaponack was not being included in all this. This was also a Sagaponack matter now. He, the Sagaponack mayor, wanted to be there. But Southampton turned him down. They owned it with East Hampton through this corporation. It was just a private business now that happened to be in Sagaponack. There would be too many cooks. The meeting to discuss Southampton's half of the cost for the improvements now began. The improvements were described. The estimated costs of each were stated. A few private citizens spoke up in favor of the $1.5 million cost, of which Southampton would pay half. A few private citizens, who lived near the golf course, spoke in opposition. There would be more activity, more noise, more golf balls falling from the skies. And then, one of the board members spoke and said he wondered if they should be taking on any new expenses in these hard times. And then this exchange happened. "It is of concern to me that the $35 million posted in the Town's Capital Account does not match the $16 million of actual cash that the town has on hand." This was said by Southampton's new Town Supervisor, Linda Kabot. Anna Throne-Holst, another new member of the Town Board, then said, "That's news to me. When did that happen?" And then Councilman Chris Nuzzi said, "Why are we just finding out about this?" "We're supposed to be talking about the golf course," somebody said. "That's what's on the agenda." But a discrepancy of $19 million unaccounted (continued on page 24) DAN'S PAPERS, February 13, 2009 Page 19 www.danshamptons.com Oops Mars Passes Gas, Ugo in the Co-op & Bernie Madoff's Apology By Dan Rattiner I don't know if you knew this, but Bernie Madoff sent out a letter of apology the other day. It was not to any of the thousands of families he has ruined by defrauding them of their savings. It was to the neighbors in his luxury apartment building on Park Avenue, where he is under house arrest in his duplex apartment. In the letter, he apologized for the army of reporters and photographers stationed on the sidewalk just outside the lobby day and night. "Dear Neighbors," he wrote. "Please accept my profound apologies for the terrible inconvenience that I have caused over the past weeks. Ruth and I appreciate the support we have received. Best regards, Bernard Madoff." One imagines that the neighbors, particularly the co-op board, are pretty testy about all the goings on as they try to go in and out of the building. Of course, they love Bernie and Ruth. And it sure is a shame that Bernie got himself in this mess. It is not to his credit that he fleeced his rich friends out of an amount of money in excess of the gross domestic product of Bulgaria. Co-op neighbors in these high-end buildings can indeed be pretty sensitive. There is, for example, the current battle going on about a dog in a co-op onWest 26th Street. Everybody wants the dog out, even though the co-op rules permit dogs in the building. Since the dog remains, the board has moved to evict the family that has the dog. The attempt is being spearheaded by CNN correspondent Soledad O'Brien, who owns another apartment in the building and who is the secretary on the co-op board. She presented a 20-page long affidavit to a city housing judge adjudicating this case about this 150-pound bull mastiff. Mastiffs are among the largest and most affectionate dog in the world, and this one, named Ugo, belongs to Steven and Monica Lyons and their children, who have for many years lived in the $3 million, 4,000 square foot apartment on the eighth floor. The dog arrived in November 2007. The encounters with it mostly take place in the elevator. "This dog's size, slobbering, shedding, drool(continued on page 24) BRAIN FOOD: EAT LESS, KNOW MORE By Susan M. Galardi Dieting makes you smart. That's the message from a study conducted at the University of Munster in Germany. The results indicated that even short-term, minimal weight loss can give your mind a good jolt. Participants who cut their normal caloric intake by 30% had better scores on a word-learning task based on memory, suggesting sharper mental function. One group was assigned to the caloric restriction (CR) regime, but still ate at least 1,200 calories; a second group added or substituted heart-healthy fats to their diets, the third group made no changes. After three months, the CR group, in addition to losing an average of eight pounds, was the only one that showed significant mental improvements. The more weight lost, the better the verbal memory score. So there were two legitimate reasons to commit to a diet. Lose weight, get smart. I decided to give it a try. I wouldn't change anything about my diet, I'd just eat 1/3 less than usual. Last week we had a pizza at work. I'd already eaten a small sandwich at around 11:00, but by the time the pizza arrived at 1:00, I was hungry. Because I didn't forgo 1/3 of the sandwich, I wasn't thinking clearly so I ate a piece of pizza. I wrote myself a PostIt note, reminding me to eat 1/3 less, and inked a little "30%" sign on my right hand. Later, at dinner, I put 30% less rice and 70% of a chicken breast on my plate. I didn't cut down on the salad. That never counts. For dessert, my son had cookie dough ice cream. Because I was so mentally alert from my CR dinner, I remembered that I had eaten half a chocolate croissant, so I passed on the ice cream. How wise of me. It was working already! As our son slurped his cone and picked out the little chunky parts, my brain was on fire. (continued on page 20) DAN'S PAPERS, February 13, 2009 Page 20 www.danshamptons.com Rally (continued from page 17) It has not been made clear making a statement." if the death of Gonzalez, who As Linares lead cheers in was from Hidalgo, Mexico, Spanish and English, and was the responsibility of site as the leaders of the other contractor, Berube and Son, groups made passionate or subcontractor Saldena's speeches about the cause of Concrete Corporation, or safety in the workplace, the homeowner Valerie Revere. main issue is still how illeIronically, this tragedy hapgal immigration will be pened within 100 yards of the handled by the new adminProtestors take a stand locations where so many immiistration. Will it be swept grants line up each morning to get work. under the rug while millions of jobs are being Someone said it was "as if the Lord himself was lost in this economy, or will it be addressed in a fair, humane, but legal way? Facundo Gonzalez is perhaps a causality of a failed policy of neglect of responsibility by the federal government. Congressman Tim Bishop, still celebrating the inauguration, can not call it the failed Bush policy. It's time for him, as a member of the reigning party, to do something it. The policy in place now is the Obama/Bishop Policy. Hopefully the talents of the new charge will bring a clear head to what to do on this explosive issue, and it will not be buried in the "do not do anything" heap because of the economy. Brain Food (continued from previous page) Memories came flooding back. I recalled how much I love cookie dough. I remembered with crystalline clarity how perfectly it goes with vanilla ice cream. As I was about to stick a spoon into the carton, I remembered something else: I was on a diet. The next morning at breakfast, my mental acuity was almost overtaken by ravenous hunger, but I could still make out the "30%" sign on my hand so I poured a 2/3-portion of cereal into the bowl. No doubt, this dieting had really got me thinking. And thinking. Although I was mostly thinking about dieting: How long I could keep it up? How much more would I remember if I reduced portions further? What if I increased my coffee intake? Would it create that speedy feeling that results in uncontrollable talking? T.J. Clemente But how much smarter do I have to get, really? Aren't I intelligent enough? If I get any smarter, I might start analyzing every life choice. Then what? I had a few bites of cereal. It calmed my mind. Then I remembered something else. About five years ago, I had gone on the Atkins diet � really did it by the book. Absolutely no carbs at the beginning. Not so much as a leaf of arugula. The first day I felt great. Filled with energy and the excitement of being able to eat large portions of bacon. By the second day, I started to feel a little woozy, speedy. By day three I felt faint, my head was spinning and I thought I might pass out. I lay on the couch and my partner spoon-fed me Ben & Jerry's ice cream. That brought me back to a calm and happy feeling which leads to an urge to stay on the couch and watch TV. With the mental agility of an air traffic controller, I snapped myself out of that reverie and back to the present, finished my cereal and went to work. I was productive that day. Sharp as a tack, if not a little on the edge by 11 a.m. Someone left a tray of blondies by the coffee machine. I cut off a piece, then, remembering my diet, made the intelligent decision to remove 1/3 of the chunk I was about to eat. Well wasn't I the smarty pants? It went on like this for a week. I felt great. I felt quick-witted. I felt accomplished. I felt ... Hungry. And a bit mentally exhausted from all that thinking. And then, like a shot from the dark, something very important came to mind: I remembered how much I hated dieting. Hampton Jitney Winter/Spring 2009 Schedule To Manhattan MONTAUK LINE Westbound READ DOWN AM LIGHT PM BOLD Montauk Napeague Amagansett DEPARTING Effective Thurs., Jan. 8 through Wed., May 6, 2009 To Manhattan WESTHAMPTON LINE Westbound READ DOWN Mon Fri thru thru Sun & Fri 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days Mon 7 Days Mon 5:00 5:05 5:15 5:25 7:05 7:20 6:10 6:15 6:25 6:35 8:15 10:15 12:15 8:20 10:20 12:20 8:30 10:30 12:30 8:40 10:40 12:40 W Sun W Sun Only 7 Days Only To Lower Manhattan MONTAUK LINE Westbound READ DOWN AM LIGHT PM BOLD Amagansett East Hampton DEPARTING DEPARTING Sat Only Sun thru Fri SH,MA Only Sat 4:30 4:35 4:45 4:55 5:00 -- 5:05 5:10 Mon thru Sat -- -- 5:45 5:55 6:00 -- 6:05 6:10 6:25 6:55 Mon thru Fri SH,MA Sat Only -- -- 6:20 6:30 -- -- 6:45 6:50 7 Days 6:30 6:35 6:50 7:00 7:05 -- 7:15 7:20 7:30 7:55 7 Days 7:30 7:35 7:50 8:00 8:05 8:00 8:15 8:20 8:30 -- 10:20 10:30 7 Days -- -- 8:50 9:00 9:05 -- 9:15 9:20 9:30 -- 11:20 11:30 Sun, Mon & Fri -- -- 9:35 9:45 9:50 -- 10:00 10:05 10:15 -- 12:05 12:15 7 Days 9:30 9:35 9:50 10:00 10:05 10:00 10:15 10:20 10:30 10:55 12:20 12:30 7 Days -- -- 10:50 11:00 11:05 -- 11:15 11:20 11:30 -- 1:20 1:30 7 Days 11:30 11:35 11:50 12:00 12:05 -- 12:15 12:20 12:30 12:55 2:20 2:30 7 Days 12:30 12:35 12:50 1:00 1:05 1:00 1:15 1:20 1:30 1:55 3:20 3:30 7 Days 1:30 1:35 1:50 2:00 2:05 -- 2:15 2:20 2:30 2:55 4:20 4:30 Sun thru Fri -- -- 1:55 2:05 2:10 -- 2:20 2:30 2:45 -- 4:35 4:45 7 Days -- -- 2:35 2:45 2:50 3:00 3:00 3:10 3:30 3:55 5:20 5:30 W Sun Only 3:15 3:20 3:35 3:45 -- 4:00 4:15 7 Days 3:45 3:50 4:05 4:15 4:25 4:30 4:35 4:45 5:00 5:25 W Sun Only -- -- 4:35 4:45 -- 5:00 -- 5:10 5:30 -- 7:20 7:30 W Sun Only 4:45 4:50 5:05 5:15 5:20 -- 5:30 5:35 5:45 -- 7:35 7:45 7 Days 5:30 5:35 5:50 6:00 6:05 6:05 6:15 6:20 6:30 6:55 8:20 8:30 W 7 Days 6:30 6:35 6:50 7:00 7:05 -- 7:15 7:20 7:30 7:55 9:20 9:30 W Sun Only 7:45 7:50 8:05 8:15 8:20 8:15 8:30 8:35 8:45 9:10 10:35 10:45 AM LIGHT PM BOLD Hampton Bays East Quogue Quogue Westhampton Airport Connection Manhattan 2:15 3:15 4:45 6:15 7:15 8:30 2:20 3:20 4:50 6:20 7:20 8:35 2:30 3:30 5:00 6:30 7:30 8:45 2:40 3:40 5:10 6:40 7:40 8:55 Fri PM -- -- LW Sun PM Mon AM 5:00 5:10 6:20 6:30 6:35 6:45 Wainscott Bridgehampton Water Mill -- -- -- 12:15 12:40 2:30 5:15 5:20 5:25 5:30 5:55 7:45 East Hampton Wainscott Sag Harbor Bridgehampton Water Mill Southampton Manorville 4:45 5:10 6:35 6:45 ARRIV. 8:35 10:20 12:20 2:20 4:20 5:20 6:50 8:20 9:20 10:35 8:45 10:30 12:30 2:30 4:30 5:30 7:00 8:30 9:30 10:45 6:50 7:00 7:25 9:00 Southampton Manorville ARRIV. To The Hamptons WESTHAMPTON LINE Eastbound READ DOWN AM LIGHT PM BOLD DEPARTING Lower Manhattan To The Hamptons Fri thru Mon 8:30 8:35 8:40 9:00 9:20 10:50 10:55 11:05 11:10 Mon thru Sat 9:30 9:35 9:40 10:00 10:20 11:50 11:55 12:05 12:10 7 Days 11:30 11:35 11:40 12:00 12:20 1:50 1:55 2:05 2:10 7 Days 1:30 1:35 1:40 2:00 2:25 3:50 3:55 4:05 4:10 7 Days 3:30 3:35 3:40 4:00 4:25 6:10 6:15 6:25 6:30 7 Days 5:30 5:35 5:40 6:00 6:25 7:50 7:55 8:05 8:10 Mon thru Thurs & Sun & 7 Days Sat Fri 6:30 6:35 6:40 7:00 7:25 8:50 8:55 9:05 9:10 9:00 9:05 9:10 9:30 9:50 9:30 9:35 9:40 10:00 DEPARTING MONTAUK LINE Eastbound READ DOWN AM LIGHT PM BOLD Fri PM 4:15 Battery Park City - South End Ave. & Albany Across from Gristedes Financial District - Water St. & Broad St. Southeast corner of Water St. and Broad St., in front of Chase Bank South Street Seaport - Pearl St. & Fulton St. East Side of Pearl Street, in front of Wendy's Peter Cooper Village - 1st Ave. & 23rd St. East Side of 1st Ave. (between 23rd & 24th), in front of Board of Education Building Manorville Southampton ARRIVING ARRIV. Airport Connection Midtown Manhattan 7:05 7:20 8:35 8:45 9:00 9:10 9:35 9:45 -- 6:20 6:50 7:00 To The Hamptons MONTAUK LINE Eastbound READ DOWN AM LIGHT PM BOLD DEPARTING Manhattan / 86th St. Manhattan / 69th St. Manhattan / 59th St. Manhattan / 40th St. Airport Connection 10:20 Sat Only 7:30 7:35 7:40 8:00 8:20 9:30 10:00 10:05 10:15 -- 10:20 10:30 10:40 10:55 11:00 7 Days 8:30 8:35 8:40 9:00 9:20 10:30 11:00 11:05 11:15 11:20 11:20 11:30 11:40 11:55 12:00 7 Days 10:30 10:35 10:40 11:00 11:20 -- 1:00 1:05 1:15 -- 1:20 1:30 1:40 -- -- 7 Days 11:30 11:35 11:40 12:00 12:20 1:30 2:00 2:05 2:15 2:20 2:20 2:30 2:40 2:55 3:00 7 Days 12:30 12:35 14:40 1:00 1:20 2:30 3:00 3:05 3:15 -- 3:20 3:30 3:40 3:55 4:00 Sun, Mon & Fri 1:00 1:05 1:10 1:30 1:50 -- 3:30 3:35 3:45 -- 3:50 4:00 4:10 -- -- 7 Days 1:30 1:35 1:40 2:00 2:25 3:30 4:00 4:05 4:15 4:20 4:20 4:30 4:40 4:55 5:00 7 Days 2:30 2:35 2:40 3:00 3:25 4:50 5:20 5:25 5:35 -- 5:40 5:50 6:00 6:15 6:20 7 Days 3:30 3:35 3:40 4:00 4:25 5:50 6:20 6:25 6:35 6:40 6:40 6:50 7:00 7:15 7:20 Fri & Sat 5:00 5:05 5:10 5:30 5:55 -- 7:30 7:35 7:45 7:50 -- -- -- -- -- Fri Only 5:00 5:05 5:10 5:30 -- 7 Days 5:30 5:35 5:40 6:00 6:25 7:35 8:00 8:05 8:15 -- 8:20 7 Days 6:30 6:35 6:40 7:00 7:25 8:35 9:00 9:05 9:15 9:20 9:20 9:30 9:40 9:55 10:00 Fri Only 7:00 7:05 7:10 7:30 7:55 -- 9:30 9:35 9:45 9:50 -- -- -- -- -- 7 Days 8:00 8:05 8:10 8:30 8:50 10:00 10:30 10:35 10:45 -- 10:50 11:00 11:10 -- -- Sun & Fri 9:30 9:35 9:40 10:00 10:20 11:30 12:00 12:05 12:15 12:20 12:20 12:30 12:40 12:55 1:00 ARRIV. Mon thru Sat 9:30 9:35 9:40 10:00 10:20 11:30 12:00 12:05 12:15 -- 12:20 12:30 12:40 12:55 1:00 Mon thru Sat 10:00 10:05 10:10 10:30 10:50 -- 12:30 12:35 12:45 -- -- 1:00 1:10 -- -- Sun thru Thurs 4:30 4:35 4:40 5:00 5:25 6:45 7:10 7:15 7:25 -- 7:30 7:40 7:50 8:00 8:10 Mon thru Fri 6:00 6:05 6:10 6:30 6:55 8:05 8:30 8:35 8:45 -- 8:50 9:00 9:10 -- -- Mon thru Thurs & Sat 9:00 9:05 9:10 9:30 9:50 11:00 11:30 11:35 11:45 11:50 11:50 12:00 12:10 12:25 12:30 4:30 4:35 Westhampton Quogue East Quogue Hampton Bays 7 Days 11:00 11:05 11:10 11:30 11:50 1:00 1:30 1:35 1:45 -- 1:50 2:00 2:10 2:25 2:30 Manhattan / 86th St. Manhattan / 69th St. Manhattan / 59th St. Manhattan / 40th St. Airport Connection Manorville Southampton Water Mill Bridgehampton Sag Harbor Wainscott East Hampton Amagansett Napeague Montauk 11:15 11:45 11:20 11:50 11:30 12:00 11:35 12:05 4:55 6:45 7:10 7:15 7:25 7:30 7:40 7:50 Trip Notes Select trips have letters or symbols above them. The following defines the codes. Ambassador Class Service W Enjoy the ultimate in comfort � a full size coach with only half the seats! Spacious captain's chairs and plush carpeting, Up to 17" leg room, FREE wireless internet service, Outlets for your electronics, Enhanced complimentary beverages and snacks, Personalized host service. These trips drop off on the Westside. Mid/Uptown Westside drop offs are: 86th St. & Central Park West, 86th St. & Broadway, 79th St. & Broadway, 72nd St. & Broadway, and 64th St. & Broadway. These trips arrive approximately 20 minutes earlier on Sat. and Sun. Water Mill Bridgehampton Wainscott East Hampton Amagansett LW ARRIVING The "Bonacker": Non-stop service to East Hampton, available Friday. Mid/Uptown drop offs are 3rd & 39th, 42nd, 51st, 61st, 67th, 72nd, 79th & 85th. These trips do not include Sag Harbor on Fri. (Eastbound) and Sun. (Westbound). This Lower Manhattan trip drops off on the Westside. Drop offs are on 6th Avenue at the following cross streets: Bleeker St., 14th, 23rd & 32nd at the MTA stops. These trips guarantee Sag Harbor passengers will never be required to transfer prior to their arrival. This trip will not go to Napeague and Montauk on Tues. and Wed. Airport Connections. Hampton Jitney airport connection stops are convenient to JFK, LaGuardia and Islip/MacArthur airports. Detailed information is located in the Westbound and Eastbound notes section on the other side. ARRIVAL TIMES ARE ESTIMATES AND CAN VARY DUE TO WEATHER, TRAFFIC CONDITIONS, ROAD CONSTRUCTION AND DAY OF WEEK. HAMPTON JITNEY IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR DELAYS BEYOND OUR CONTROL. ON CERTAIN TRIPS, PASSENGERS MAY BE REQUIRED TO TRANSFER. Lower Manhattan Westbound MTA Bus Stop Drop-off Locations: Broad St. (Bowling Green Subway Station) E. Houston St. Fulton St. (Connection to Path Trains to N.J.) 7:50 8:00 8:10 8:20 8:30 8:40 8:55 9:00 HAMPTON JITNEY RIDER ALERT CELL PHONE POLICY: All phones must be turned off. Urgent calls only; limited to a total of 3 minutes. ALL LUGGAGE: Must have ID tag. HJ liability maximum $250. All checked luggage and packages are subject to search. RESERVATIONS Reservations are required to guarantee a seat. Please call if you must change or cancel a reservation; please do not double book. "No shows" may be charged full fare. TICKETS AND PAYMENT Payment on board may be by cash, ticket, credit card; or by check if you are an Express Club member and have your membership card with you. American Express, Visa, MasterCard and Discover cards may be used for payment only if the credit card is on board with the passenger. Open (unreserved) tickets, including Value Pack ticket books, can be purchased at the Omni desk in Southampton, through our accounting office or online. Trip availability is subject to change -- always call or refer to our website to confirm schedule. LOWER MANHATTAN SERVICE: Weekend Service to and from Lower Manhattan continues this winter. MEADOWLANDS SERVICE: As long as the Giants are still in the Playoffs, we will continue our round-trip Meadowlands service. www.hamptonjitney.com 631-283-4600 212-362-8400 1198032 DAN'S PAPERS, February 13, 2009 Page 21 www.danshamptons.com Who's Here By Debbie Tuma As a white man growing up in Alabama during the 1940s and `50s, Bob Zellner knew all too well the helpless feeling of witnessing prejudice. Born in 1939 in a small town of Jay on the panhandle of Florida, five miles from the Alabama border, Zellner was raised in East Brewton, Alabama, which is separated from its wealthy neighbor, Brewton, by Murder Creek -- named for the lynchings that occurred there. "When I was growing up, Brewton was the richest town in America," said Zellner, who now lives in Southampton. "All my life, I heard `Boy, you were raised on the wrong side of Murder Creek.'" Many decades later, after being recruited personally by Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. to serve in the civil rights movement and after being arrested 18 times in six states while an activist in the Freedom Movement, Zellner uses that statement for the title of his new book. The Wrong Side of Murder Creek: A White Southerner in the Freedom Movement, published last November by New South Books, is memoir of Zellner's life-long activism that he has been documenting for over 20 years. "I started writing it in the `80s and I'd keep putting it down to get involved in organizing," he said. "When I went back to graduate school in the `90s, I wrote it to serve as my PhD dissertation in history." More recently, Constance Curry, who worked with Zellner in the Student Nonviolent Coordinating Committee (SNCC), helped him edit the book, and Julian Bond, head of the National NAACP, wrote the introduction. Zellner has also worked closely with Lucius Ware, head of the local NAACP, on various projects. Zellner wrote the book "because I wanted young people to know that the civil rights movement was both blacks and whites ... it was a people's movement," he said during a phone interview from his hotel in Savannah last week, where he and his wife, Linda, were participating in a book fair. The Wrong Side is also being optioned for a movie, with his friend Spike Lee as executive producer and Barry Alexander Brown as directorscreenwriter. "This book was always very visual and movie-like to me, because I remembered it as events, with sounds and sights," said Zellner, who will travel to Alabama to to get permission to shoot there. After graduating from Huntingdon College in Montgomery, Alabama in 1961, with an honors degree in sociology and psychology, Zellner joined the SNCC. He was the first white southerner to serve as Field Secretary for this group, which tried to do away with segregation and prejudice through non-violent means. "I say to people, I didn't get involved with this group just to help black people, I did it to free myself as well," Zellner said. lence against the white population." Zellner was to try to register black people to vote. "This was in 1963. Blacks would be killed if they registered to vote or actually voted," he recalled. In Louisiana, Zellner was charged with criminal anarchy for trying to visit a staff member who was arrested for doing sit-ins. He had the same charge in Baton Rouge, and got arrested for his organizing efforts in Mississippi, Georgia, Alabama, Connecticut and Massachusetts. From `63-`65, Zellner studied race relations in the Graduate School of Sociology at Brandeis University. During Mississippi Freedom in 1964, he traveled with Rita Schwerner while taking part in SNCC's and CORE's investigation of the disappearance of her husband, Mickey, as well as James Chaney and Andrew Goodman. When SNCC became an all-black organization in 1967, Zellner joined the Southern Conference Educational Fund to organize an anti-racism project for black and white workers in the Deep South. During the `60s, Zellner worked on documentary and feature films, traveling to Europe, Africa, the Caribbean and Mexico. The film, Mississippi Burning so bothered him (he felt the role of the FBI was distorted) that he lectured at college campuses on the "real history" of the struggle. In 2000, closer to his Southampton home, Zellner suffered a broken elbow at the hands of the town police, when, as chairman of the Southampton Town Anti-Bias Task Force, he mediated a dispute between the police and the Shinnecock Nation. Police attacked Zellner and members of the tribe who were protecting their ancestral burial grounds from proposed development. They were charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest. But in 2007, a Federal jury ruled that Zellner and the Shinnecocks were victims of false arrest, malicious prosecution, and denial of civil rights, and they were awarded compensatory and punitive damages. In addition to finishing the 20-year book project, Zellner's biggest moment was when he recently attended the inauguration of President Barack Obama, along with his friends Julian Bond, Frank Smith, of SNCC, and Congressman John Lewis, of Georgia. "I never would have dreamed we'd have a black president in my lifetime, and I was with Obama when he kicked off his campaign in Selma, Alabama," said Zellner. "He understood the heart of the civil rights movement, which is non-violent, and he introduced non-violent politics to the world for the first time. His campaign organized a huge, diverse army of nonviolent people and it will make a big difference in the world." Zellner is working on a second book, Night Snow, based on his diaries of the Obama campaign. He has several upcoming events in the Hamptons. (See Day by Day, page 46.) Bob Zellner, Activist " I wanted young people to know the civil rights movement was blacks and whites ... a people's movement." Many times, Zellner was restricted from activities due to the segregation laws. While at Huntingdon, he and four others were asked to resign from school for going to hear Dr. Martin Luther King and Rosa Parks speak. "We were doing a paper for sociology, and Dr. King had told us that we could come hear him speak, but we might get arrested," Zellner recalled. "We were accused of being troublemakers and subversives, because we were breaking the segregation laws." Zellner worked for Dr. King's organization, the Southern Christian Leadership Conference, and they ended up in jail together in Albany, Georgia, in December of 1961. He was convicted of his civil rights pursuits, and he was sentenced to serve in the Georgia chain gang, which he did. In his book, the chapter "Working on the Chain Gang" tells of that experience. Zellner also writes about being arrested in Danville, Virginia, on the same charge that John Brown was hanged on, namely, "inciting the black population to acts of war and vio- AARON CURTI | email@example.com HAMPTONS HIDEAWAY Enter through the gates to this private enclave on almost 4 acres of park-like grounds. There sits a stylish farmhouse boasting an open floor plan with a country kitchen, large living room with fireplace and a large, separate master suite with 3 additional guest rooms. Outside there is a heated pool, hot tub and outdoor shower. Possible room for tennis. Exclusive. F#65320 | Web#H31868. 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Highlights include a double height foyer, Brazilian cherry floors, professinal kitchen, formal dining room, living room, den, 5 en suite bedrooms, 5.5 marble baths and custom wood details throughout. Beautiful waterviews from most rooms & a heated gunite pool and spa. Co-Exclusive. F#58167 | Web#H0158167. FOR BEAUTIFUL INVESTMENTS P RU D E N T I A L E L L I M A N C O M 1198029 �2009. An independently owned and operated member of Prudential Real Estate Affiliates, Inc. is a service mark of Prudential Insurance Company of America. Equal Housing Opportunity. All material presented herein is intended for information purposes only. While, this information is believed to be correct, it is represented subject to errors, omissions, changes or withdrawal without notice. All property outlines and square footage in property listings are approximate. DAN'S PAPERS, February 13, 2009 Page 23 www.danshamptons.com High End Market Wanes; Money Waits By T.J. Clemente The "high end" real estate market has always been a different animal. Homes over $10 million were typically bought and sold by the people who were, to quote the old phrase, "recession proof." However times have changed forever. A senior V.P. at Merrill Lynch calls the current state of affairs, "high end postponement of consumption." He believes many of the affluent are afraid to take any risks now, considering their net worth is down as much as 30% (which is, by the way, about the same as the decline of the S&P on Wall Street). He also mentioned the decimation of the "imposters" -- those who used leverage to appear high end but have now been exposed financially. He said, "They are the panic sellers, they just don't have the resources to carry the loads of leveraged cars, homes, the whole life style." But the Merrill exec also predicted the end result will still be "pent up consumption," meaning that, when the dust settles, confidence will return and people will address their neglected needs by buying new shoes, new cars, and eventually, new homes for the kids or nicer digs for themselves. That may be in the future, but the fact is that right now, compared to 2004, the sales volume of homes over $10 million has dropped more drastically than any other price point in every town on the East End. A reason for the drop in activity in the high end market may be the availability of "jumbo" mortgages." Greg McBride, senior financial analyst at Bankrate.com, reportedly said "More money down is the big reason people aren't taking [jumbo mortgages] out ... It takes good credit but you need 30% down or more, and even those people are paying an interest rate of more than 7%." Potential buyers hear about the lowest rates in years -- some as low as 4.5% -- but where are they? Only people with nearly perfect if not 100% perfect credit scores can apply and expect any sort of positive results. Not to mention, those rates apply to lower sums, not jumbos. Recently, the Suffolk District Attorney has begun to investigate a possible mortgage fraud, stemming from a Westhampton firm where records for the last 30 years were seized. These reports don't exactly instill consumer confidence. Reacting to this comment, the Merrill Lynch Senior V.P. said, "That's true, but it's about more than confidence. It's about not waiting to blow the money many were given and, quite frankly, have no clue on how to replace. They don't know how to recreate the $90 million that their grandfather left them. Some have lost trust in people like me because they think I gave them bad advice, not seeing the market's downturn ... Who saw this mess coming?" Martin Mayer, the Brookings Institute Scholar, actually did. In his recent talk at the Shelter Island Library, he said, "The bubble had to burst on so many levels. Quite frankly too many people had no idea what they were doing." The marketing of "toxic assets," the term for bad mortgages on homes that are higher than what the home is worth, are being compounded with the value of the home falling and no way for the owner to sell it. That problem is still growing. But, strangely, there is still one sector that is unaffected by the downturn: custom work on existing mega-estates, and the creation of new ones. Bulgin and Associates, a firm serving the top end building needs for the last 25 years, has not seen a downturn yet, perhaps due to the three-year time lag on their continuing 15 projects. However new long range planning is a touch softer. A conclusion would have to be that when the various economic markets stabilize, and when a system to market the "toxic assets" and value them comes into being, stability will occur. Then, activity on all housing will pick up, slowly at first. Perhaps the first properties to move will be in the high end housing sector because, in the words of F. Scott Fitzgerald, "The rich are different." What he didn't say was, "and they still have lots of serious money." EVERYTHING OVER A MILLION Sales Between 12/22/2008 The most reliable source for real estate information Now Available! w Accurate, up-to-date, affordable, on-line information about all real estate transactions in your community. Our weekly reports contain: > All Residential and Commercial closed sales in your area > A weekly list of mortgage Lis Pendens filings > The most up-to-date information available The most comprehensive reporting methods available, delivered right to your inbox every week. AMAGANSETT Scott O'Neil to Michelle Martha Hobart, 93 Barnes Hole Road, 3,100,000 David Carmichael to Bruce Paltrow Administrative Trust, 200 Bluff Road, 2,800,000 and 1/28/2009 SAG HARBOR SAGAPONACK CSC Acquisition NY Inc to Sagvine Properties LLC, 775 Middle Line Hwy, 1,350,000 Stephen Levine to Ronald W Goldberg, 240 Narrow Lane East, 1,500,000 BRIDGEHAMPTON Jerome Griffith to Ryan C & Laetitia G Patino, 210 Norris Lane, 1,525,000 Shirley Cernichiar to Peter A Poelzlbauer, 9 Chester Ave, 1,225,000 Robert Rufino to Laura M & Kurt M Steltenpohl, 162 Hildreth Lane, 1,485,000 SOUTHAMPTON HDA Parish LLC to Robert Tilis, 34 Parrish Pond Lane 3,450,000 238 OTR Associates LLC to Town of Southampton, 238 Old Town Rd., 2,600,000 Patrick J Badolato to Michael Schessel, 20 Lake Drive, 1,150,000 Hamptons Little Neck LLC to South Crossing LLC, 9 Pond Crossing #15, 1,349,000 EAST HAMPTON Kenneth S Kuchin to Stephen Brandman,115 Gerard Drive, 1,840,000 Stuart Pittman Trust to Randi R & Paul S Barrett, 84 Osborne Ln, 1,100,000 SOUTHOLD MONTAUK Richard A Cavett to County of Suffolk,165 DeForest Road, 18,000,000 John P Kehoe to Harvest Moon Beach House -63 Cleveland Dr, 2,040,000 Estate of Douglas F Creighton to Joseph Battaglia, 2000 Hobart Rd, 2,400,000 WATER MILL NORTH HAVEN Regina Deutsch Trust to Edward Bulgin, 11 Mashomuck Drive, 2,500,000 Mark Caligiuri to Nadia Abuel-Haj, 69 Swans Neck Lane, 2,600,000 Estate of Robert Watson Munford to Martin Guy Kern, 1833 Deerfield Rd, 1,350,000 WESTHAMPTON BEACH Richard A Rubio to 114 RR LLC, 114 Old Riverhead Road, 3,990,000 V Sales Of Not Quite A Million During This PeriodV CUTCHOGUE ORIENT Debra Fahey to Peter M Schembri, 1425 Sound View Road, 998,100 Geraldine Meaney to Michael Heagerty, 10550 Nassau Point Rd, 950,000 Heather H & Carlton Roberts to Deborah Dellis, 36960 Main Rd, 510,000 PECONIC Alettha Wendy to Yvonne M & Sal R Varano, 1540 Robinson Lane, 708,000 Heater Trust to Kathleen & Cyrille Briancon, 6130 Indian Neck Lane, 690,000 EAST QUOGUE Jacqueline Krentzel to Matthew Setzer, 7 Friese Drive, 500,000 GREENPORT DKS Limited Partnership to Dorothy M & Charles D Reid, 160 5th St #30F, 690,000 QUOGUE Joseph D Ciampa to Rose & Dominick Ciampa, 18 Dune Road, 544,000 HAMPTON BAYS Deborah Lovett to Preacher Properties Inc, 220 East Montauk Hwy., 970,000 Linda S Morrison (Referee) to Wells Fargo Bank, 3 Bay Avenue, 545,300 RIVERHEAD Riverhead Reeves Associates LLC to Maricarmen Milian-Perez, 111 Bellflower Ct., 517,000 SHELTER ISLAND Lucy & Curtis R Schmitt to Bryan & Beth Hanypsiak, 46 Country Club Dr., 885,000 MATTITUCK Robert G Lauriguet to Laurel Stone Supply Plus Inc, 7055 Main Rd., 825,000 For more info, call: 631-539-7919 1143168 Visit us at: www.LIRealEstateReport.com SOUTHOLD Giuseppe & Cristina Como to Landers Family Trust, 800 Lakeside Dr., 975,000 MONTAUK Carol Anne DiPaolo to Maria A Varrichio, 28 Ditch Plains Road, 945,000 Glenn Behr to Peter & Jeanne Leonard, 71 Glenmore Avenue, 927,500 WESTHAMPTON Pulte Homes LLC to Robin M & Paul Drucker, 57 Samantha Circle, 502,000 Data Provided by Long Island Real Estate Report DAN'S PAPERS, February 13, 2009 Page 24 www.danshamptons.com Noose (continued from previous page 18) Mars talk to Blowes. "She walked out," he said. "They insulted me," Kagel said when the reporters scurried back to her. "We'd take her back to help us," Blowes retorted. "But we wouldn't let her look at the books anymore. She's just a private citizen now." It's $19 million smackeroonies. Where did it go? Lurking in the background of all of this was the knowledge that in neighboring East Hampton Town, it had been found just six months ago that the newly re-elected Town Supervisor Bill McGintee, had used $8 million in funds set aside specifically for parks and preservation to patch up a severe budget shortfall he'd built up during his first term. When it was reported that there was no shortfall and he'd balanced the budget, he won his re-election. Then he reported the shortfall. So there you are. The noose hangs in the woods. And some politicians are chasing each other's tails around Southampton Town Hall looking for $19 million. "It's all there in the spreadsheets," Kagel said. "They just don't know how to read them. They wouldn't let me tell them. They probably haven't made any entries in the capital budget since they took office. They probably don't even know where it is." AS WE GO TO PRESS we've learned that by reading the existing accounting records correctly, the town board has determined that the missing funds are not $19 million, but $250.000. Whew! Well that's okay I guess. A buck here, a buck there. (continued from page 19) for, at a town meeting where the total budget for the town for the year is just $80 million, could not be denied. "I need real numbers," said Throne-Holst, turning to the Deputy Supervisor Richard Blowes. "I've been working on getting a report," he said, looking at the new Town Comptroller, Steve Brautigan. "I should be able to get you a report on the capital budget and where everything went by April." "April?" Councilman Nuzzi asked. "That's not soon enough." People had in their minds a big ledger, with the numbers on it, and just adding them or subtracting them as necessary, and then presenting such a report about it. Was somebody hiding something? "This has been something that's been a problem for six years," said Supervisor Kabot, suggesting that she had just stepped up to the plate here 80 days ago and now look at what she had found. "I think some of this lands at the feet of our prior Town Comptroller, Charlene Kagel," said Blowes. Where did the $19 million go? Reporters and TV people covering this meeting now began scurrying around. The next day, they got to talk to Charlene Kagel. "I tried to tell them some of these things about the budget," she said. "They didn't want to hear it. There's supposed to be a transition from comptroller to comptroller. They didn't want it. They threw me out." The reporters scurried over later that day to ing, gassiness and odors are appalling," O'Brien wrote. 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Now I had three left gloves. And it was bitter cold out. There is a place on the floor in the front hall closet of our house where we have a plastic container that sometimes contains scarves and gloves. I'd seen black gloves in there, so I squatted down, opened the box and went through it. I found five more black gloves. A jackpot of them. All lefts. The cleaning lady came in at this point. She asked me what I was doing there squatting in front of the closet and I told her I was looking for gloves and asked if she had seen any. She said she had put all she found in the container. I stood up. I was holding eight left gloves. I walked them into the kitchen and set them all in a row on the kitchen counter. Some were knitted, some leather, some were lightweight and some were furlined. None of them matched. And none were rights. She started laughing. "I'll look around," she said. While I got my stuff together and got my coat on, she was here and there. I could hear drawers opening and closing. "Nothing," she said to me at the front door. "Maybe you could cut off the thumbs of four of them and stitch them on the other side," I said. She laughed some more. I laughed. I had my hands in my pockets. I did try putting the most wiggily of the knitted lefts on my right hand. It was close, but I thought it was just too uncomfortable. I took it off. "Take them all with you," she said. "Maybe you'll find some rights at work." I went to work. No gloves. In the afternoon, I went to Kmart in the shopping center there and found they did not have gloves anymore. They are looking to sell clothes for springtime. As I was driving out of the mall, I saw all the used clothes bins for the poor from St. Anthony all lined up next to the police station annex behind the Gap. There were eight clothes bins. It's a big business. 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Suzanne Shaw, Peter Cook John Kowalenko, Bettiy Schlein, Fred Weinberg Ingrid Lemme Amanda Bellino, Jay Schneiderman Laura Donnelly, Tanya Johnson Barnett GUILD HALL RECEPTION Richard & Renee Steinberg hosted an intimate gathering at the Core Club in anticipation of the Guild Hall's Annual Lifetime Achievements Awards which will be held on March 2 at Cipriani in NYC. 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The Group" OLA & OLA YG (Younger Generation) Natalia Saavedra, Lucius Ware, Arlette Flores DAN'S PAPERS, February 13, 2009 Page 29 www.danshamptons.com Donating Blood On The North Fork By Phyllis Lombardi It's tough, after all these years, to admit it. My husband is definitely not my type. Nor, as a matter of fact, are a number of my friends. Oh, they may all be kind, have a sense of humor, work and play hard. But still. If I were called upon to help one of them in a crisis, I wouldn't, I couldn't. Husband and friends are Type O. I'm a A. That's blood type, obviously. While my husband and friends are not in need right now, and I hope that's true of you, they'd have to depend on strangers, not me, for the gift of life. That's why the North Fork's many winter blood drives are so vital. Like the blood drive a little while back at Southold Library on Main Road in Southold. On that Friday afternoon, Long Island Blood Services had a great group of workers at the library. Tony Giuffrida, with LIBS for 15 years, admitted he was the PIC man. That's "person in charge," said Tony. This PIC guy does more than supervise. He's donated over seven gallons of blood through the years. It must agree with him 'cause he looked big and strong and healthy to me. Tony said the oldest blood donor he recalls was a 92-year-old woman. That lady had a note from her doctor. I don't know the doc's age. Working with Tony were LIBS drivers Frank McCurry and Tony Chevres. Frank said the job was the best he ever had. "It has meaning," said Frank, and Tony agreed. They go home at night knowing their whole day was devoted to helping others. Now for the donors, who, I noticed, checked out the food table for their after-donation treats. Things like Oreo cookies, Lorna Doones, fruit juices, packages of Trail Mix. Such sweet rewards. And besides, you have to keep that energy up. One of the first donors on line was Virginia Gilmore of Southold. She gives blood three or four time a year. I bet she's an inspiration to her own three children and to the many young people she teaches in her Southold High School French classes. Bon jour and tres bien, Virginia. That's all the French I remember. But it seems appropriate now. Speaking of students, Magdalena Szalowski was on line, ready to donate. Magdalena graduated from Riverhead High School last June and heads to Northeastern University in Boston right about now. Magdalena said she tried to give blood when she was a 16-year-old but was "shooed away." Good luck, Magdalena, as we shoo you off to college. You want luck? When Southold's Mona McCarthy had a serious fall a few months ago, her daughter, Maureen McCarthy, packed up and came from her San Francisco home to help out for the duration. Maureen's and R.N. who has given blood many times and worked as a nurse at San Quentin, California's oldest (1852) prison. Anyway, Maureen had just heard of an auto accident in Southold and that spurred her into yet another donation at the library. Southold's Jane Reilly has a mom story, too. Her mother, 93-year-old Libby Meredith, also of Southold, volunteered with LIBS for more than 25 years. And Libby gave blood during that time. So mom was daughter's inspiration. Oh yeah. Jane and I have something in common besides blood donations. We like the Lorna Doones best. Though they're much smaller than years ago, don't you think? Yes, there were guy-givers. Steve Polla is a Nassau county police officer who donates blood both at work (Massapequa) and at home (Southold). Steve began donating at work in 1990 and said police officers all over Long Island give lots of blood. They see the need on a daily basis, he said. And that need, in the United States, is constant and tremendous -38,000 pints of blood each day. So raise your cup of fruit juice in a toast to the North Fork donor. Each one would give you the shirt off his back. And that's just for starters. P.S. Want to donate? You have to weigh at least 110 pounds. And be between 17 and 76. If you're over 76, get your doc's permission. This too � no tattoos in the preceding 12-month period. Guess no problem if you're that 92-year-old donor. 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DEPARTING On select trips, North Fork passengers may be required to transfer in Manorville. This trip arrives approximately 20 minutes earlier on Saturday and Sunday. Eastbound+ READ DOWN AM LIGHT PM BOLD Sat Only To North Fork 7 Days 3:20 3:25 3:30 4:00 4:25 6:15 6:20 6:25 6:30 6:35 6:40 6:50 6:55 7:00 7:10 -- -- -- Wed thru Fri 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days Jan-Mar Fri, Sun & Mon April Thurs thru Mon Manhattan/86th Manhattan/69th Manhattan/59th Manhattan/44th Airport Connection Tanger Outlet Riverhead Aquebogue Jamesport Laurel Mattituck Cutchogue Peconic Southold Greenport East Marion Orient Village Orient Point 7:20 7:25 7:30 8:00 8:20 9:40 9:45 9:50 9:55 10:00 10:05 10:15 10:20 10:25 10:35 10:45 10:50 10:55 9:35 9:40 9:45 10:00 10:20 11:40 11:45 11:50 11:55 12:00 12:05 12:15 12:20 12:25 12:35 12:45 12:50 12:55 11:20 11:25 11:30 12:00 12:20 1:40 1:45 1:50 1:55 2:00 2:05 2:15 2:20 2:25 2:35 -- -- -- 1:20 1:25 1:30 2:00 2:25 3:40 3:45 3:50 3:55 4:00 4:05 4:15 4:20 4:25 4:35 4:45 4:50 4:55 5:20 5:25 5:30 6:00 6:25 7:45 7:50 7:55 8:00 8:05 8:10 8:20 8:25 8:30 8:40 -- -- -- 6:20 6:25 6:30 7:00 7:25 8:40 8:45 8:50 8:55 9:00 9:05 9:15 9:20 9:25 9:35 9:45 9:50 9:55 7:50 7:55 8:00 8:30 8:50 10:10 10:15 10:20 10:25 10:30 10:35 10:45 10:50 10:55 11:05 -- -- -- ARRIVING DEPARTING Visit our website www.hamptonjitney.com for Online Reservations, Information and Value Pack orders (631) 283-4600 (212) 362-8400 1198033 1141368 DAN'S PAPERS, February 13, 2009 Page 30 www.danshamptons.com North Fork Real Estate By T.J. Clemente It's all going to happen first on the North Fork. In the last year I have written over 30 articles on real estate on the East End of Long Island. I have interviewed founders of leading national mortgage companies, real estate companies, builders, and public officials. I have had to go over quarterly published results on home sales and based on these experiences I have a very good prediction for the North Fork for 2009. Recovery is going to start on the North Fork. With medium prices in the $500,000 range, the North Fork will be the first choice of soon to retire baby boomers who due to down sized savings will go for value for their retirement home. Everyone has always said that the North Fork is in fact a very beautiful, natural undisturbed part of Long Island that still has the charm of small town America along with the values of a smart investment. Access to great beaches, marinas, shopping, restaurants, farm markets, safe roads and true natural beauty. A beautiful historic home with acreage, perhaps near a vineyard sounds about right. Buyers will not be speculators but retirees who want a wonderful bang for their buck but also a very high tranquil style of life. Another allure will be new families who are look- ing to get into their homes and utilize the lovely school systems the North Fork offers and the wonderful outdoor activity. On top of all of that is a wonderful community of people who care about each other and look out for each other. Not to mention safety, town on the North Fork offer a great play space for kids. The allure that Southold had in the 1940s-1950s is still there and is being rediscovered. The historic aspects of Jamestown, Mattituck, Marion, Greenport and Orient have a priceless charm that for years have stood out in tranquility second to none on Long Island. As my one friend put it, "The North Fork is stunning, absolutely stunning. What is so special about it is how quiet it can be there when you want it to be quiet and how lively and wonderful it can be when you want that as well. The vineyards make you feel like you are in California and the beach access and wonderful people remind you that you are on the East End of Long Island." For years Greenport's artist community has been the focus of many articles talking about its excitement and growth. A walk up and down the historic streets of Greenport bears out this point. Shops are energized and the mood and climate is upbeat. The North Fork is where prices have not eroded because perhaps those who bought there bought for the long haul and are happy there. In a recent article on Montauk's lack of substantial fall in medium price, falling less than 10%, way below the national and local level, the quote often heard was, "I like living here (Montauk) I will sell if I get the right price if I don't I can live here for a long time." The North Fork seems to have the same sort of loyalty. SEND US D S YOUR VIDEOS! R Dan's Papers is seeking interesting, funny, 60-90 second digital videos for the HOME 0 PAGE of danshamptons.com. Videos should relate to issues/topics pertinent to the East End. No fee, but CREDIT on the homepage of the most unique site in the Hamptons. EMAIL: email@example.com Provide a short description of the video, and web address of where they can be previewed. 1141358 DAN'S PAPERS, February 13, 2009 Page 31 www.danshamptons.com North Fork Events FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 13 VALENTINES DAY DANCE- Valentine's Dance at Floyd Memorial Library, Greenport. Dress up, dance, play games and eat cookies. RSVP by Feb. 13 to firstname.lastname@example.org, 516-818-9491. DARLINE AND ED'S EXCELLENT OYSTER ADVENTURE- North Fork Audubon Society: 7:30 p.m.--Darline and Ed's Excellent Oyster Adventure, at Red House Nature Center, Inlet County Park, Greenport. Owners of Pipe's Cove Oysters discuss history and ecosystem of oysters. Fee, $5 for nonmembers. 631-4773988 LIVE CONCERT AT THE FLOYD MEMORIAL LIBRARY- At the Floyd Memorial Library, Greenport: 7 p.m.--Singer/songwriter Hugh Prestwood in concert. Free. 631-477-0660. MOMS NIGHT OUT- 7 p.m.--Moms' Night Out to see `Love Letters' at North Fork Community Theater, Mattituck, starring SMC's Mary Motto Kalich. Tickets, $15 pp. RSVP to Tina at 631-779-3283, email@example.com. NFCT PRESENTS- North Fork Community Theatre, Mattituck.: Friday-Saturday, Feb. 13, 14, 8 p.m., and Sunday, Feb. 15, 2:30 p.m.--'Love Letters,' by A.R. Gurney, Pulitzer Prize-nominated play directed by David Markel, features Mary Motto Kalich and Shawn Snyder. Tickets, $15. 631-298-NFCT, nfct.com. SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 14 NFCT PRESENTS- North Fork Community Theatre, Mattituck, "Love Letters." See February 13 listing. OYSTERS PROGRAM- North Fork Audubon Society, 11 a.m.--Oysters! program for kids at Red House, County Park, Greenport. Fee, $5 for nonmembers. 631-477-3988. YOUTH NIGHT- 7-9 p.m.: Youth Night for grades 5-8 at Southold Town Recreation Center, Peconic Lane, Peconic; pool, ping-pong, indoor basketball game and foosball. Snacks and refreshments available at reasonable prices. Bring favorite CDs or iPod. Free to resident youth. 631-765-5182. ANTIQUE SHOW- 7:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m.: Annual Valentine's Day antique show at Cutchogue Presbyterian Church; numerous vendors, huge dollar table if weather permits and bake sale. 631-734-6418. PECONIC PLUNGE- 11 a.m.: Second annual Peconic Plunge to benefit Maureen's Haven Outreach Program at Veterans Park, Mattituck. All ages welcome. Registration begins at 9:30 a.m.; plunge commences 11 a.m. sharp. Survivors' party and awards ceremony follows. 631-7277973. VALENTINES CONCERT- 8 p.m.: Valentine's Concert features Frank Latorre and The King Bees, The Pat Hunter Project, Kenny (Wolfman) Maxx with special guest J.P. Blues; giveaway autographed guitar after party. At Vail-Leavitt Music Hall, Riverhead. Tickets, $22. 631-734-3211. VALENTINES CONCERT- 8 p.m.: Valentine's Concert features Frank Latorre and The King Bees, The Pat Hunter Project, Kenny (Wolfman) Maxx with special guest J.P. Blues; giveaway autographed guitar after party. At Vail-Leavitt Music Hall, Riverhead. Tickets, $22. 631-734-3211. SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 15 NFCT PRESENTS- North Fork Community Theatre, Mattituck, "Love Letters." See February 13 listing. THE LONG ISLAND SCIENCE CENTER- 11 a.m.4 p.m.: `Bee' an Entomologist! week at Long Island Science Center, 11 West Main St., Riverhead. Learn how scientists study behaviors of bees, ants, wasps and spiders, observe Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches and do insect investigations. Admission: adults, $2; children, $5. 631-208-8000, lisciencecenter.org. MONDAY, FEBRUARY 16 NF ANIMAL WELFARE LEAGUE- 7 p.m.: North Fork Animal Welfare League presents an evening of fine dining hosted by The Frisky Oyster, Greenport. Tickets, $150 pp. Includes full 3-course dinner and open bar. Seating limited; reserve at 631-765-1811. SOUTHOLD MOTHERS CLUB- Pizza and movie; time TBA. 3 p.m.--Ice skating at rink in Greenport's Mitchell Park; adults, $7; kids, $5; includes skate rental. Weather permitting. RSVP to firstname.lastname@example.org. TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 17 EVENTS WITH THE EAST END ARTS COUNCILTuesday-Friday, Feb. 17-20, 10-11 a.m. for ages 4-6, 11:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. for ages 7 and up--Winter Break at EEAC features a week of play and games. Fee, $12 per class; members, $10. Four classes, $43; members, $36. Tuesday-Friday, 1-2 p.m. for ages 7-12--Checkmate class, make giant chess figure. Fee, $79; members, $63. Tuesday-Wednesday, noon-1:30 p.m. for ages 9 and up-- Rock and Roll workshop for electric guitar players only. Fee, $38; members, $30. Tuesday-Friday, 10-11 a.m. for ages 7-12--Master of Disguise workshop. Fee, $50; members, $40. Registration for all classes: 631-369-2171 THE CUSTER INSTITUTE7-10 p.m.: Recession/Depression-Proofing Your Not-for-Profit seminar with Liz Irwin at Custer Institute and Observatory, Southold. Fee, $45; members, $35. Contact Liz at 631433-6016 or LizIrwin@optonline.net. WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 18 DRIVE BY BIRDING - North Fork Audubon Society, 8 a.m.--Tuesday's With Tom features Drive-By Birding The Sequel! Meet at Mattituck shopping center and look for Tom. Fee, $5 for nonmembers. 631-275-3202, email@example.com. EVENTS WITH THE EAST END ARTS COUNCILTuesday-Friday, see Feb 17 listing. THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 19 PIRATE DAY- 10:30 a.m.--Pirate Day at MattituckLaurel Library, Mattituck. Sing, dance and do other pirate stuff along with Jamie Davis. Small fee; RSVP by Feb. 16 to firstname.lastname@example.org, 516-818-9491. MOVIE AT THE LIBRARY � At the Floyd Memorial Library, Greenport: 6 p.m.--Winter Film Festival features `The Orphanage' (2007), directed by J. A. Bayona. Free. 631-477-0660. FILM AT THE PLA- The Peconic Landing Auditorium, Greenport: 2 p.m.--'Mrs. Palfrey at the Claremont.' Fourth film in 6-week Elderquest series on aging and gender. Free. 631-477-3800, ext. 241. EVENTS WITH THE EAST END ARTS COUNCILTuesday-Friday, see Feb 17 listing. FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 20 ENERGY DISCUSSION- The Peconic Landing Auditorium, Greenport 4 p.m.--Energy We Can Live With, discussion with author and journalist Karl Grossman. Free. 631-477-3800, ext. 241. 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Women wore fitted v-pointed bodices, beret sleeves (puffed rounded sleeves that sloped down at the shoulders) and inverted triangle bodices that exposed the chest, throat and shoulder area. Revealing a little skin was quite daring and uncomfortable for some at first, but it soon became part of their everyday dress. Since that time, romantic fashions have transformed into sexy and flirtatious designs. Showing off a little skin today is not considered shocking at all. That is unless you left your bloomers at home, like Brittney Spears. Oops! Not very sexy, but I'm sure she won't do that again? With Valentine's Day upon us, many ladies take this opportunity to wear the sexiest dress or blouse for a night out on the town with their romantic partner. Others may prefer a different approach and dress more outwardly conservative, only to reveal a sexy ensemble underneath for unveiling later in the evening. Shopping around town is the way to go and the East End offers many options. Complements, located in both Bridgehampton and Southampton, is a favorite stop for many. This high-end lingerie boutique offers an array of elegant, sexy undergarments, with designs by La Perla, Hanky Panky and Cosabella (just to name a few.) When choosing the appropriate lingerie, the goal is to look tasteful. However, anything goes on Valentines Day and it's the one day of the year some may decide to throw caution to the wind. When it comes to achieving that true romantic look, Renaissance in Southampton will not disappoint. This elegant boutique carries something for everyone. From vintage-style jewelry and handbags to timeless dresses, blouses and shawls. If you want to find designs from the past that meet the present, your quest is over. Romantic Fashion Tips for Valentine's Day Fashionista! By Kelly Krieger Another great find is Australian Femininity in Sag Harbor. Boasting beautiful dresses, flirtatious tops and accessories, this treasure chest is filled with an abundance of sparkling selections. And, of course, Victoria's Secret is a reliable source for sexy lingerie and accessories. Why not add a touch of glitter? Lotions and body gels with a hint of sparkle will give that extra something special. There are an abundance of brands that include Victoria's line of assorted fragrant glittery lotions, as well as a few high-end lines available at Saks Fifth Avenue (Southampton). Don't forget to pamper yourself from head-to-toe. Make an appointment for a pedicure, manicure, facial and waxing. There is nothing sexier than looking polished and radiant. Locally, a few good options include: Kevin Maple Salon (Southampton), Ananas (Southampton), Style Bar Day Spa (Sag Harbor), Naturopathica (East Hampton) and La Carezza (Southampton.) This is an important part of looking sexy and feeling good. Mind, body and spirit are key to looking and feeling confident. Valentine's Day is different for everyone, and for those who just want to have fun, go out with a few friends and have a few laughs, remember to look your best. You never know who you might meet ... Questions or thoughts? 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Main Street Sweets, in Westhampton Beach, is open everyday until February 15 so that you can choose a beautiful heart-filled with top quality chocolates. Also, new this year is a giant Valentine's Day pez dispenser that lets you personally record a greeting. The Inn at Quogue, 47 Quogue Street, will be magically transformed into a unique shopping experience when it presents the "Charity Shopping For A Cause" event on Friday, February 13, 6:30 to 9 p.m. to benefit Cure Autism Now Foundation. Items being sold cover all bases for all occasions. Some of the local shops that will be there include, Blue 1, Beach Yoga, Something Sweet, Fat Cat Paperie, Skin by Veronica, Witchy Poo, Belts by Eriks, Fiber Art, Melissa in Stitches. No excuses, don't miss this one! Tucked away in the Hampton Road mini mall (between Aunt Suzie's, where a sale is also in progress, and One Stop Pet), do not miss Ananda Yoga and Wellness Center's recently updated retail Ananda Yoga Purple Heart Collection, Southampton. boutique. Not just yoga clothing, mats and accessories, you will also find great jewelry, books, journals, CDs and candles (including the newly arrived Purple Heart Candle collection made from recycled bottles and natural essential oils). Selected yoga clothing is now from 20% to 50% off and 10% off on all jewelry for Valentine's Day. Go to anandayogawellness.com. Get started with shopping for your favorite Valentine's Day sweetie by stopping in at Jobs Lane Jewelers, the exclusive carrier of Hidalgo jewelry. There are 18k gold with enamel rings in every color and various designs, including personalized rings. There are also 40 breeds of dogs, a kitty, equestrian, sea and garden life collection to choose from, along with ring jackets and inserts. Hidalgo sterling silver line also includes enamel bangle bracelets, charm bracelets and charms. Ask about the Valentine gift to you � a 20% discount on all in store merchandise through February 21. Stop in at Jill Lynn & Co., on Jobs Lane in Southampton, or shop online at jilllynnandco.com, and take advantage of the Valentine's Day sale, with up to 50% off its collection of one-of-a-kind and limited edition fine jewelry, including 20% off handmade Jill Lynn silver jewelry, 30% off handmade gold and gemstone jewelry by Lynn, 35% off fine Italian timepieces by Quarttro, 25% to 50% off 14k and 18k white gold diamond jewelry. Therapy Clothing, on Jobs Lane in Southampton, is having a "Nicey Icey Sale," with up to 70% off all clothing and 40% off all jewelry. LF, 87 Main Street, Southampton, is featuring its (continued on next page) All the Presidents' Cars A new U.S. President has just been sworn in, and I hope every American wishes Barack Obama the best of luck. However, one thing that troubles me about the new president and that is that he's not a car guy like many of us. He even admitted it on network television, when he actually said, "I'm not a car guy," and added the fact that when he was dating his wifeto-be Michelle, he drove a Toyota Corolla with rusted out floorboards. That's living proof, because even a neophyte car guy would never even consider driving a Corolla, especially if he were a young, up and coming lawyer working for a prestigious law firm. Everybody knows it's de rigueur for a hotshot attorney to drive a Porsche or BMW. So which past presidents were car guys? Through the release of historical papers of the United States Freedom of Information Act, as well as my contacts at The New York Times archival department and a few discreet calls to several old friends at the FBI and Secret Service Washington Bureau, I was able to find out the real truth about which of our leaders were into cars. For editorial reasons, I've left out Dwight Eisenhower and John F. Kennedy. The facts, real or imagined, are shocking. Franklin D. Roosevelt, president from 1933 to1945, was considered by many to be one of our greatest leaders. He guided America's survival after the depression and, during that early period, had a secret liking for V-8 Fords. As things improved, he liked to sit in the back of an open Lincoln convertible, smoking a cigarette with a long holder, especially while participating in a parade. Yeah, Roosevelt was a Ford guy. During the war years, he even had a drag race with Winston Churchill. Roosevelt was in a V-12 Lincoln and Churchill in a Bentley. It was a tie. Harry S. Truman, president from 1953 to1961, was a hard act to follow after FDR, especially as a quiet little former vice-presidential haberdasher. However, the letter "S" in the middle of his a quiet, farm bred world name is a giveaway as to his real leader who hid a dark secret. He character. He was a secret hot rodsecretly lusted after V-12 Ferrari der. You've all heard of the Porsche motor cars. This was one of the Boxster S and all those other best kept secrets of his administrasuper hot cars with an S added to tion, because as an American prestheir names. Lurking in the baseident, he had to back American ment garage of the White House products. I recently visited Carter's was a hopped-up 1953 Studealac. home in Plains, Georgia, where it That's a `53 Studebaker coupe has been rumored he stashes his modified with a big bore Cadillac secret Ferrari collection. However, V-8 engine. Many times, late at he lives behind a gated compound night on the back streets of with Secret Service men at the Washington, a black Studebaker gatehouse. Please, Mr. Carter, you FDR enjoys a drive. coupe could be seen and heard, were President over 25 years ago, let stealthily zooming around with a fleet of Secret the truth be told. Lots of people have lust in their Service Chevrolets trying to keep up. At the wheel heart for V-12 Ferraris. was a little guy, wearing a fedora and a wild smile. Ronald Reagan, George H.W. Bush and Bill Lyndon B. Johnson was president from 1963 to Clinton were all car guys. Of the three, George H.W. 1969. Whereas Truman was a secret wild guy, Bush was the speed demon. A fighter pilot in WWII, Johnson made no secret that he was a Texas it's said that he still has the need for speed. How roustabout. There are many well-publicized photos of many times have we seen pictures of him in his him speeding all over country roads in his Lincoln high-powered, cigarette type ocean racer shaking convertible, press cars in tow. There are also pubup sailboats off the waters of Kennebunk? lished reports that he could have received many As far as George W. Bush, there have been speeding tickets, but never did. Only the East many recent photographs and video clips of him Hampton police would dare give the President of the dressed in a blue work shirt and jeans driving his United States a speeding ticket. Ford F-250 4WD around his ranch in Gerald Ford, president from 1974 to 1977, wasn't a Crawford, Texas. I personally believe these are all car guy. This fellow even had trouble walking, always set up press photo ops. There's no doubt in my mind tripping over podiums and his own feet. His that Bush is a car guy, but judging from his interfavorite pastime was being chauffeured around in ests, he's probably into military vehicles like those big presidential Cadillacs. However, he did have Hummers and Abrams M-1 Tanks. So are a lot of his own black Buick that was usually parked in the people. Maybe it's good that Barack Obama isn't a White House garage. You could always tell it was his car guy after all. because it had a dented front and rear bumper. He Bob Gelber, an automotive journalist living in the couldn't park worth a damn. Hamptons, appears regularly on TV as an automoJimmy Carter, president from 1977 to1981, was tive expert. E-mail him at firstname.lastname@example.org. DAN'S PAPERS, February 13, 2009 Page 34 www.danshamptons.com Shop `Til (continued from previous page) "Only Sale Of The Season" that will save you 60% off the entire fall-winter collection. Marie-Chantal Outlet, 94 Main Street, Southampton, luxury children's wear and accessory shop will be celebrating Presidents Day weekend, February 20 through 22, with special clearance baskets of $5, $10, $15 and $20. This will be the last weekend to shop the "Winter `08 Collection" at 60% off. Shop for spring `09 at 50% off. For information, call (631) 204.0630. I had to stop into Renaissance Boutique for its 16th annual "Get It Outta Here Winter Clearance Sale." Everything in the shop is 20% to 80% off for the month of February and March in order to make room for owner Karen's new venture of footwear with a modern vintage flair that is fun and funky. And the best part, if you mention to Karen that you heard it here at "Shop `til," you'll receive a chance to win a $50 gift certificate and a 15% discount on the new spring inventory that will be in stock mid-April. You will love this shop. It is a step into a fashion fantasyland. How `bout Hildreth's Department Store on Main Street, Southampton and Montauk Highway, East Hampton's "Winter Sale" that is now in progress with everything on sale? Bet you find something here for your sweetie. This is a no brainer. Get going. Everything is really flying out the door. Bridgehampton's Maison 24, on Main Street, wants you to see what's in the house of love for Valentine's Day UP TO 70% OFF ALL CLOTHING WAS 250 + up 0 $200 - 249 0 0 $150 - 199 $100 - 149 0 $70 - 99 0 $40 - $69 0 NOW $125 $100 $75 $50 $40 $20 JEWELERY 40% OFF 77 Jobs Lane, Southampton 631.259.2555 1147439 SEND US D S YOUR VIDEOS! R gifts and more. I love the iconic Hello Kitty Bearbrick by designer Quolomo from Tokyo and the Robert Indiana LOVE Paperweight made of anodized metal in pink, red, silver gold and blue. Stop in and see for yourself or shop on maison24.com. You won't believe your eyes. Nearby, at the new Bridgehampton Pharmacy, also on Main Street, there are great gift ideas for both men and women. How about the eShave Brush for that perfect shave? Or Crabtree & Evelyn Naturals, the health food for your skin, in body scrubs, toners, revitalizes and so on, not to mention Jennifer Lew Designs the Spa Collection with candles, bath tablets, mineral muscle soaks. A full selection of greeting cards is also available. And they boast 10-minute prescription fills. Can't beat that! Ditto at the East Hampton Pharmacy on North Main Street. Call (631) 537-8884 for information. Just in time for Valentine' Day gift giving, Gone DR. NANCY Local, Main Street, Amagansett, is featuring jewelry COSENZA designer Barbara Campbell's one-of-a-kind DENTISTRY "Amagansett Heart Collection" in sterling silver. FOR CHILDREN For beautiful flowers and gifts, stop by The Sag TEENS & HANDICAPPED Harbor Florist, 3 Bay Street, and see for yourself, or 631-287-TOTS just place a call to order your roses wrapped as a bouquet or artfully arranged in a vase for that special Hampton Pediatric Dental Associates specializes in Valentine's Day gift. There is a fine selection of general dental care for young people. 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There are two photography shows, in Bridgehampton and Sag Harbor, that capture the spirit of Valentine's Day with opening receptions on this special day, February 14, with special pictures. Anne Drager of Montauk has an ongoing exhibit of the romantic color photographs from the most romantic city � Venice � at Pierre's Restaurant on Main Street, Bridgehampton. This show, called "Letters From Venice," is the result of Drager's twomonth stay in Venice, where she went in 2006 to recover from a failed love affair. "I wanted to write to him, but instead I decided to photograph my letters, set amidst the romantic canals and ancient city of Venice," said Drager, who threw herself into her photography, capturing the statues, masks, roses and couples kissing in the streets. Her exhibit runs through March 4, with the opening reception on February 14, from 3 to 6 p.m. Also on Valentine's Day, Tulla Booth Gallery, on Main Street, Sag Harbor, will present the opening Love & Politcs at Tulla Booth reception for its fine art exhibit "Love & Politics," which runs from February 14 through March 30. It features the romantic and political photographs of three well-known artists: Michael Cardacino, Burt Glinn and Bert Stern. Stern, of Sag Harbor, is known for his famous photo series on Marilyn Monroe. The February 14 reception is scheduled from 5:30 to 7:30 p.m. The public is invited to both shows, to view some romantic artwork and enjoy some treats � all in the tradition of the Hamptons art galleries. 1197616 DAN'S PAPERS, February 13, 2009 Page 36 www.danshamptons.com Romancing in the Hamptons The Sheltered Islander By Sally Flynn Love, Sheltered Island Style St. Valentine's Day is different on Shelter Island. All over America, women receive traditional gifts of candy and flowers, but on the Island, other things have greater value. Here, if a man calls his sweetheart and says he has crabs, it's a good thing. If he calls and says he has mussels, even better; if he calls and says he has crabs and mussels, get ready for a great night. That doesn't mean take a bubble bath and put on sexy lingerie � not here. It means boil some water and put the beer on ice `cause Daddy's got the goods. "Hi Mom. George has mussels and crabs. I'll pay you a peck of mussels and two crabs to take the kids tonight." "Make it three crabs and it's a deal. But why don't you let them stay and turn it into a family dinner?" "I'm not sharing my crabs with my kids, Mom, they don't deserve it and besides, I want to actually sit down through my whole meal and enjoy it." "Remember when a private Valentine's Day dinner meant flowers, chocolates and sex?" "That was before kids, Mom. Now a perfect evening to us means an uninterrupted dinner and "Happy Hour" means a nap." Have A Heart Community Trust and The Paul Koster Memorial Benefit cordially invite you to "Casino Royale" o Saturday, March 28, 2009 7pm to 11pm Four Seasons Caterer Southampton North Main and Prospect Street $60 per person Hors D'Oeuvres Buffet by Four Seasons Caterer Music � Dancing � Open Bar Featuring a "Texas Hold `em" Tournament Chinese Auction � 50/50 Raffle Each Guest receives $100 in Casino Chips Festive Dress Call:631.283.6681 www.haveaheartcommunitytrust.org 1198037 1141370 $77(17,21 $'9(57,6(56 :$17 (;&/8 72 %( 1 2 6 0$5. ,9( 63(&, 7,),(' 2) $/ (7, 83& 1* 23325 $' 5$7(6 7 20,1 * (9( 81,7,(6 176" $/(57 $'9(57,6(5 $'9$17$*( 1198038 In mainland America, a woman would not give a man his own slip unless he's a transvestite. On the Island, giving your fella a slip is a good thing. He now has a private parking spot for his boat. If he doesn't have a boat, he'll love getting a slip even more because now he has an excuse to buy a boat, and I know of no better gift for an Island man than an excuse to buy a boat. "Joe, when are going to fix your roof? You got pots all over the place." "Can't buy a roof Craig, gotta buy a boat." "Get real. You need a roof more than you need a boat. If you buy a boat with the roof money your wife will kill you!" "Craig, she got me a five-year lease for a slip half a mile from this spot." "You need a new roof and your wife got you a slip? That's beautiful, man. We gotta get you a boat." "It's big enough for a ketch." "You better never divorce your wife, Joe, if you do, I got dibs next." "Are you kidding? This is Shelter Island. A woman who lets a man buy a boat instead of a roof could be auctioned for thousands." Of course some Islanders still like to go to the mainland for that special Valentine's dinner. "He's taking me off Island for dinner, so I think the relationship is getting serious." "Oh Loretta, that's great! Where are you going?" "Does it matter? I told him I wanted to go off Island for a romantic dinner and he said he made reservations AND he's going to use one of his own ferry tickets." "Whoa, that is a definite sign of love. Jerry always conveniently forgets his tickets and we have to use mine. It's a trick they all do to save their tickets." "I know. That's why I think this is a significant step for us." "Just don't read too much into things, Loretta. Remember when I told Jerry it was our three months anniversary? It reminded him that he needed an oil change. Men just don't think like we do. You have to be very specific about what you want or they just do the minimum needed to keep you in the relationship. What's the name of the restaurant anyway?" "Claudio's." "Loretta, that's in Greenport, you can see it from the ferry." "Greenport? I'll kill him." "Well, technically, it is off Island. I told you, be specific, especially with the Island boys. Next time tell him you want to have dinner in someplace substantially far away, like maybe, Water Mill." "He hasn't been farther than Sag Harbor in ages." "I'm just saying, it's worth a try, Loretta. Tell him that's what you want for next Valentine's Day. That way he'll have lead time to get used to the idea." DAN'S PAPERS, February 13, 2009 Page 37 www.danshamptons.com Romancing in the Hamptons Romantic or Practical Gift? At Gurney's, Both By Susan Galardi There are so many ways to celebrate Valentine's Day on the East End � from sharing a romantic dinner at a cozy restaurant to shopping for a special gift at chi chi stores and boutiques. And indeed, at this point in our dour economy, a little extravagance and romance are certainly in order. So, given the current state of affairs, maybe this Valentine's Day should be more practical, with gifts to significant others (S.O.s) that fulfill needs instead of desires. I had a professor in college who told me he gave his girlfriend a set of tires one Valentine's Day � a loving as you both go into your own worlds. I suppose you could chat if you wanted. After, you go right back to your respective dressing rooms. What happens beyond that of course is up to the individuals. And certainly, a relaxing or stimulating massage has the potential to be the prelude to a kiss. You can do many other types of body therapies together as well � scrubs, herbal or seaweed wraps, body polishes, aroma therapies. I've done the seaweed wrap. It's nothing that you would expect � no grainy, salty, smelly seaweed. Rather, an aromatic mineral gel is smeared on the body. I don't know why, but this therapy put me well into another world. In addition to these year-round offerings, Gurney's has Valentine's specials like their traditional "Renew your Vows" event, on Saturday, February 14 at 5 p.m. Couples overlook the ocean as a VIP Judge officiates. Wedding cake and champagne are served, and each couple gets a certificate commemorating the event as well as a chance to win a weekend for two at Gurney's. There's a $10 suggested donation, to benefit local food pantries. The same night, the restaurant is offering a romantic dinner for two, at $140. For dinner reservations or a spot at the "Renew your Vows" event, call 631-668-1737. A Bottle of Korbel Champagne To Light the Fire Saut�ed in Garlic Butter, Parsley and fresh Herbs. Topped with seasoned Bread Crumbs in a Portabello Mushroom Cap. Escargot a la Champignon You're the One Creamy Crab Bisque With floating Caviar Heart. Chilled Jumbo Shrimp, Crab Claw, Clam and Oyster. On crushed Ice with Cocktail & Mignonette Sauces. Lovers Seafood Platter Thinly sliced Seared Tuna. On Pesto Garlic Bread crowned with creamy Wasabi Sauce. Tuna Carpaccio A Twinkle In Her Eye The Sweetheart Wedge Iceberg Lettuce Wedge. Topped with Blue Cheese, Tomato and Bacon. Baked Brie & Artichoke (For Two) Imported Brie and Artichoke Hearts. Baked in a Smooth Creamy Sauce with Garlic Toast. gesture on his part since she needed but couldn't afford them. The gift went over very well � after all, it's the thought that counts. Fortunately there are gift options that fall between sexy gifts/pricy bling and a set of new radials that are practical, sensual and don't break the bank. Falling right into that category is massage. There was a classic "Seinfeld" episode about Jerry dating a massage therapist. Although the woman was beautiful, smart and fun, Jerry was more interested in getting himself onto her massage table than getting her into his bed. His thinking was that a really good massage is less work and therefore more enjoyable than sex. That is certainly a highly personal call. But there's a middle ground. And it's called couples massage. In addition to many romantic offerings at Valentines' Day, Gurney's Inn and Spa has services year round that are targeted to couples. Many spa service at Gurneys � from body therapies to their wide array of massages � are available for two. So what exactly happens at a couples massage? The same thing that happens in an individual massage except there's another table in the room and your S.O. is on it. Like any massage at Gurneys, experienced therapists man (or woman) the tables. The atmosphere is serene, with soft music and dim lights. You and your partner meet up in the room, the massage therapists ask a few questions about any aches or pains, then it's take-deep-breaths-and-escape time Tender Mid Atlantic Salmon baked in a Puff Pastry. With saut�ed Onions, Mushrooms and Spinach over a fresh Dill Sauce. Salmon En Croute The Tender Embrace Chateaubriand (For Two) With B�arnaise and Peppercorn Sauces. Served with Ch�teau Potato, Tomato Provencal and saut�ed Mixed Vegetables (Carved at table side). Tender Jumbo Shrimp and succulent Sea Scallops saut�ed in a Saffron Cream and Chive Sauce in a Vol-Au-Vent Shell over saut�ed Fresh Spinach. Shrimp & Scallops Valentine Tender slices of Duck saut�ed to perfection with Sun Dried Tomatoes, sliced Fresh Asparagus and Mushrooms in a light Sherry Cream Sauce over Fusilli Pasta. Breast of Duck Americana Pistachio Crusted Rack Of Lamb (For Two) Roasted to your liking. Served with warm Lentil Salad, and saut�ed Brussels Sprouts. Kissed with a Minted Au Jus. M�nage � Trois Chocolate, Espresso and Vanilla Mini Cr�me Br�l�e Assortment. Champagne & Strawberry Embrace Fresh Strawberry in Champagne Gelatin. A Loving Kiss Death by Chocolate Flourless Chocolate Cake with your choice of Ice Cream. Fresh Mixed Berries Served over Lemon Pound Cake with Sabayon Sauce. Colombian Coffee and a Selection of Specialty Teas The Perfect Gift For Your Valentine Annual Renew Your Vows Event at 5:00pm, Must RSVP 631-668-1737 Saturday, February 14th SINCE 1926 Resort & Spa Annual Bridal Show from 11am to 3pm Saturday, February 28th 1197556 DAN'S PAPERS, February 13, 2009 Page 38 www.danshamptons.com House/ home HOMELIFE X��? T �t�x�� Forsaking a Pet, for the Sake of the Family being away from him all day. If Hudson ran, the puppy chased, barked and nipped. But most disturbing, her playful nipping quickly escalated to angry biting � especially with our son. We adults had more success establishing ourselves as pack leaders. Hudson, at four feet tall, didn't stand a chance. She bit his hand, arm, thigh, and the last straw, his stomach one evening while he danced slowly after dinner. It got to the point where we had to play with them separately, giving us less time with our son. She's a puppy, we thought. She'll grow out of it. But the biting continued � anytime Hudson ran, made a sudden move or even played with her one second longer than she liked. Discipline turned into a scream-fest. First at her, then him. Control his behavior and it will be easier to control hers. What that meant was that he had to walk slowly in the house, preferable with his arms crossed in front of him � those little dangling hands and wiggling fingers were bait. When he sat at the table, his sock-covered feet became chew toys for her. He crossed his legs when he ate. Hudson's joy of putting on music and dancing came to an end, unless the pup was upstairs in her crate. We realPhoto by Susan Galardi By Susan Galardi A boy and his dog. It's an iconic, evocative image. Make that dog a soft-faced golden retriever with its ever-present smile, and it's right out Norman Rockwell if not Hallmark. So when our son was four years old and our 10year old Golden Retriever, Ruby, passed away, it shattered that American dream. In December, I wrote about the loss and how to help a child through the grieving process that follows the death of a pet. Like many parents, we decided to wait rather than get a quick replacement. And wait we did, more than a year. Finally, in October, we went to a breeder and picked out a sixweek-old blonde fuzz ball from a litter of Goldens. We brought her home at eight weeks, ready to recreate the boy and his dog scenario, this time from puppy hood. But bringing an energetic, untrained puppy into a family accustomed to a mature, mellow dog didn't turn out as we had planned. Our son was born into a family of two adults and a five-year-old dog who was the epitome of unconditional love and patience. She allowed us to give Hudson the attention he needed, and become his protector and constant companion. But now, an infant puppy burst into an established family dynamic of two adults and a five-year old boy, demanding more attention than a baby. It was rough going at first. Hudson wanted to play with the puppy as he had with Ruby. She'd have none of it. This girl nipped and squiggled away. She didn't see Hudson as someone to protect, she saw him as competition to eliminate. After school, the puppy yipped and yapped for attention from my partner, who preferred to lavish it on our son after ized that the behavioral problem was the puppy's � not his. In the spirit of the name of this column, I will freely admit that the decision was a mistake. The biting was the big issue. We couldn't risk our son being hurt by a dog and I don't think we would've ever felt completely comfortable leaving them alone. So, after almost three months, we and the puppy's breeder came to the conclusion that it wasn't a good fit, and he agreed to take her back. It's been about a week. Our son is handling it surprisingly well. And today, when we started his "VIP board," the only pet photos he wanted to include were of Ruby, not the puppy. Maybe if we worked with a trainer regularly the biting problem would have abated. Maybe if one of us were home full time, giving her more attention and exercise throughout the day, she would have been calmer. Maybe if we had gotten an older dog that was trained and mellow with age, or a puppy that was less aggressive, it would have been a better fit. I don't know. But, just as we told our son after Ruby died, you can't replace members of your family. Nor can you duplicate an experience. SUMMER SESSIONS = SUMMER FUN! For kids ages 8-15yrs � Weekly Sessions /Mon - Fri .%73QLAN@QLAN 5LPKPDAIEJQPA3PKNEAO www.danshamptons.com 1198036 1147443 Activities include: s : Surfing � Wakeboarding � Waterskiing � Wakeskating g g g e Kneeboarding � Tubing � Wake surfing g g If you want to have some adventure this summer for you and your friends f u t o e e e s r r u d r l g r s " s e e o Global Boarding "Summer Sessions" is the place to be! 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Because of all the adjectives I mentioned, like cute and baby, people tend to carry little dogs around and pick them up when they're doing something wrong or annoying instead of trying to correct or teach them. You know the expression, "You can't be a little bit pregnant"? It means you either are or you aren't. When it comes to a dog's behavior for a dog, it's the same: he either can or he can't. If he does something wrong and is picked up, you just validated for him that he CAN continue that behavior. By holding him, you gave him affection for eating your Jimmy Choo shoes. You told him that barking and biting your leg was the way for him to get attention. So he will, without a doubt, keep doing it. The next thing to remember is, the higher the dog's head, the more he is in control. So 90% of the time when I go to a house with a small dog that is terrorizing everyone, his first instinct is to jump up on the highest part of a couch or chair so that he is now bigger than life. As soon as you get him off the couch, his attitude will change. If you're down on the floor with him in a puppy play position, he will take charge. So what do you do? First, put a leash on him inside the house and keep him on the ground. Use a strong voice if he does something wrong, and tell him "NO." As soon as he stops, tell him "Good boy" and pet him. He'll get the idea. Little dogs also tend to get less exercise. Get out there and take that little guy for a walk, play ball with him, and stop letting him make his own decisions. He's a teenager testing his limits. Well it's time to take away the car keys! It's a hard concept for most people to understand but dogs prefer structure and having a "place" in the family unit. Dogs are very smart and, big or little, they will do what ever they can get away with doing ... just like us. Questions? Thoughts? E-mail email@example.com. Little Dogs, Big Issues: Dealing with Behavior Issues When people think of "little," especially as it pertains to dogs, they think of cute, baby, sweet, innocent and less work. Not so! Little dogs can have big issues so it's time to undo the fallacy that "little dogs are easier." First, the Pros: 1.You can scoop them up and carry them anywhere. 2. Their "output" is smaller. 3. They can use wee-wee pads. 4. They eat less. 5. They're less destructive. 6. They're easier to walk. Now, the Cons: 1. They need more care nutritionally � especially as puppies. 2. They are more susceptible to illness and complications like hypoglycemia and dehydration. 3. They tend to bark more than large breeds. 4. They don't like to go out in rain nor bad weather, nor do they like to walk on wet grass. 5. They are easily injured. 6. The smaller the dog the more difficult to train! Now you're thinking, why did she say that? Don't get me wrong, I LOVE little dogs and have my own. But as a trainer, I get more calls from people with Photo by Jenna Robbins FEBRARY 13 MUSIC TOGETHER AT CMEE �The Sandpiper Music Together Program at CMEE. Ages from birth to 4. Call CMEE for class times. 376 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike. 631-537-2413. BASKETBALL, SOCCER, BALLET, TAP, DODGE BALL � At SYS in Southampton, kids programs continue daily with sports, dance and fun. Call 631-287-1511 for info. FEBRUARY 14 CHILDREN'S ART WORKSHOP � At the Boots Lamb Education Center, Guild Hall, 158 Main Street, East Hampton. Enjoy a Children's Saturday Morning Winter Art Workshops with Artist Linda Capello; four sessions for $20/$18 members, $5 per single session/$3 members. For more information about the children's art workshops, or to reserve a space, call Danielle at 631-324-0806, ext. 22. LIL COWPOKES PONY CLUB � Every Sat. from 10 a.m.-2 p.m. for ages 3 and up. Learn about animals and how to ride a pony. Amaryllis Farm Equine Rescue, 93 Merchants Path, Southampton. 631-537-7335. RECORD A CD � Saturdays thru 3/14 from 2 to 4 p.m. Children 8 � 16 will learn to make an album. Fee is $225 for residents, $250 for non-residents. 62 Red Creek Road, Hampton Bays, call 631-728-8585 to register. ROCK CAMP � Saturdays thru 2/14 from 12 to 2 p.m. 62 Red Creek Road, Hampton Bays. Kids age 8-16 will form their own bands, get group lessons, and perform 2 live concerts. Fee is $195 residents, $220 for non-residents. Call 631728-8585. MAD SCIENCE AT CMEE- CMEE, Bridgehampton. Two sessions, 10-11 am for grades K-2 and 11:20 am to 12:20 pm for grades 3-5. For fun, hands on activities with a different scientific theme each week. Call 631-537-8250. QUOGUE LIBRARY STORYTIME - Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Join children of all ages for story time, literacy games, puzzles and more. Located at 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631-653-4224. FEBRUARY 15 BASKETBALL, SOCCER, BALLET, TAP, DODGE BALL - At SYS in Southampton. See Feb. 13. Kid's Calendar FEBRUARY 16 BROADWAY CAMP � Bay Street Theater in Sag Harbor begins today their week long Braodway camp. From imporv to dance, they coner it all. 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. 631-725-0818. 3 DAY KARATE CAMP � Karate training with Helene Ely. 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. at SYS in Southampton. Other kids classes include basketball and soccer. 516-903-1446. CHILDREN'S THEATER CAMP PRODUCTION � 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. at The Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center. One week performing arts camp begins. Grades kindergarten through 12. Call 631-288-2350. QUOGUE LIBRARY � Pajama Storytime for children ages 2 � 5 years old. Wear your favorite pajamas and bring your favorite stuffed animal. Begins at 6 p.m. Call 631-6534224. FEBRUARY 17 QUOGUE LIBRARY � Hands on Music, children ages 4 1/2 and under are invited the first Tues of every month to join Dara Linthwaite for singing, playing the guitar, and entertaining with puppets and musical instruments. Starts at 1:30 p.m., registration is required, call 631-653-4224. QUOGUE LIBRARY STORYTIME - Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. See Feb. 14. FEBRUARY 18 BASKETBALL, SOCCER, BALLET, TAP, DODGE BALL � At SYS in Southampton. See Feb. 13 FEBRUARY 19 QUOGUE LIBRARY STORYTIME - Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. 10 a.m.-1 p.m. See Feb. 14. FEBRUARY 21 BASKETBALL, SOCCER, BALLET, TAP, DODGE BALL- At SYS in Southampton. See Feb. 13 CHILDREN'S ART WORKSHOP � At the Boots Lamb Education Center, Guild Hall, 158 Main Street, East Hampton. See Feb. 14. LIL COWPOKES PONY CLUB � Every Sat. from 10 a.m.-2 p.m. for ages 3 and up. See Feb. 14 QUOGUE LIBRARY STORYTIME - Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. See Feb. 14. MAD SCIENCE AT CMEE- CMEE, Bridgehampton. Two sessions, 10-11 am for grades K-2 and 11:20 am to 12:20 pm for grades 3-5. See Feb. 14. PROGRAMS/CLASSES AMY'S ARK FARM � "Art of Life", Tuesday thru Friday from 4 to 5 p.m. Small art classes held in a converted barn in Westhampton. Focus on art, cooking, reading, yoga and more! Ages 4-9. $85 for a 4 week session, for registration call 631288-3587 or 631-902-3655. CMEE � will host a 6 week series of workshops led by "Mad Science" starting Sat. 2/7. Two sessions, 10-11 a.m. (grades K-2) and 11:20 a.m.�12:20 p.m. (grades 3-5) and will offer fun, hands on activities with a different scientific theme each week. For more info or to register, call 631-537-8250, www.cmee.org HAPPY PIANO � Music program for preschoolers Mondays through 3/2. Ages 3-4 from 3:30 to 4 p.m., 5-6 year olds from 4:15 to 4:45 p.m. Fee is $150 for residents and $160 for non-residents. The Lodge at Squiretown Park, 62 Red Creek Road, Hampton Bays. Call 631-728-8585 to register. S.A.T. MATH PREPARATION � Thursdays thru 3/12 from 7 to 9 p.m. (no class 2/19) Hampton Bays Community Center, 25 Ponquogue Ave. Hampton Bays. Fee is $290 for residents, $300 for non-residents. 631-728-8585 S.A.T. VERBAL PREPARATION � Tuesdays thru 3/10 (no class 2/17) Hampton Bays Community Center, 25 Ponquogue Ave. Hampton Bays. Fee is $290 for residents, $300 for non-residents. BATON TWIRLING � Thursdays, 1/15-3/12 at Red Creek Park Activity Center, 102 Old Riverhead Rd. Hampton Bays. Beginner program, 6-6:45 p.m., intermediate program 6:457:30 p.m. $35 for residents, $45 for non-residents. 631-7288585. For the most up-to-date listings, go to DansHamptons.com and click on "Calendar." DAN'S PAPERS, February 13, 2009 Page 40 www.danshamptons.com Arts & Entertainment v ack t v eat By Tiffany Razzano Robert Cray Onstage American music � rock and roll, blues, country � pretty much everything in the pop genre belongs to the United States and they pay close attention to it and get into it in a real fine detail. They're fanatical about records and whatnot... It happened for us over there before we had any success over here. We first had two to three records hit the top of the charts over in England." Now, Cray and his band are busy working on their first studio album since 2005, and their first record since the double live album, Live from Across the Pond, recorded at Albert Hall, that they released a couple of years ago. Fans coming to the WHBPAC show can expect a good mix of old and new material, he says. Cray will perform at the WHBPAC on February 28 at 8 p.m. For more information, go to whbpac.org or robertcray.com. Art Commentary by Marion Wolberg Weiss American blues guitarist, singer and songwriter, Robert Cray, whose work often blurs the lines of pop, rock and blues, will be heading to the Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center on February 28. Cray, who's working on a new album, moved around a lot when he was growing up because his father was in the Army. But he committed to playing guitar when he was 12. Cray spent much of his high school years in Tacoma, Wash., where he "caught the blues bug," after Albert Collins performed at his high school's graduation party. He moved down to Eugene, Oregon, where he started The Robert Cray Band and released his first album, Who's Been Talkin', in 1978. Since then, he's won five Grammy awards and been nominated for 11 more. Originally, though, he made a name for himself in the UK, where, Cray said, "they love Richard Mayhew at Stony Brook Southampton "Love Bush" The current exhibit by Richard Mayhew is perfectly described with the title, "Transcendental Landscapes," a title carrying complicated connotations. When all is said and done the viewer feels transcended. That's quite a feat, but what's also fascinating is the application of such a transcendental experience to the arts in general. While we are overwhelmed by the artist's glorious color and dream-like compositions, we realize that Mayhew's evocation of sensual imagery is the key to his transcendentalism. How this works is part of Mayhew's extraordinary talent and curator Marc Fasanella's sensitivity. At first glance, we "see" landscape elements (i.e., trees) as figure and ground, as bending toward each other (literally) to suggest a natural "oneness" of all things. In simple terms, there is a "blending" of images in all directions: toward the sky and beyond the picture plane. Again, reinforcement that everything is part of everything else. Then we begin to experience separate sensual aspects that go beyond this idea of "oneness." There's the peaceful sound in "Summer Serenade," the lively vibes in "Rhapsody," and conversely, the explosive noise in "Transfiguration," as if the trees will blast off at any minute. "Love Bush" is another example of an image that is emotive and "loud." With the more serene images, we can even smell the bushes in "Spring #2" and "Spring Overture." And then there's the sensation of texture in "Santa Fe Trail," where the smooth and the rough come together. "Indigenous Spring" conjures up the same textural experience, suggesting the silky grass and coarse rocks. And yes, there's even the sense of taste. Consider the candy cotton pinks of "Summer Serenade" and "Love Bush" (which looks like cotton candy with its fluffy shape). Mayhew's exquisite use of purples in "Rhapsody" and "Vista" recalls a luscious plum. Such sensual experiences surely propel us into outer space, and if that isn't transcendence, we don't know what is. Richard Mayhew's "Transcendental Landscapes" will be on view at the Avram Gallery at Stony Brook Southampton until March 21. Call 631-632-5105 for hours. Enjoy Delicious Food at The Areas Most Beautiful Diner-Restaurant � Seafood � Steaks � Chops � Home-Made Baked Goods � Sauteed Menu � Pasta Menu � Seafood Combinations � Special Continental Menu Coupons May Not be Compined with other Coupons or Discounts We Never Close... Open 24 Hours Money - Saving Coupon Money - Saving Coupon Money - Saving Coupon 20% OFF 20% OFF 20% OFF Your Entire Check Your Entire Check Your Entire Check DINE IN ONLY 1141367 LIMIT: SIX PERSONS PER COUPON Valid 1/30/09 to 4/30/09 DP DINE IN ONLY DINE IN ONLY LIMIT: SIX PERSONS PER COUPON Valid 1/30/09 to 4/30/09 DP LIMIT: SIX PERSONS PER COUPON Valid 1/30/09 to 4/30/09 DP DAN'S PAPERS, February 13, 2009 Page 41 www.danshamptons.com Arts & Entertainment Jazz on the Vine and Events All Around By David Lion Rattiner So it's the middle of winter and you ask yourself, what is there to do? I know you may think that it's quiet everywhere, but it isn't. I know you think that it's all slow and boring, but it's quite the opposite. In fact, it's party time. From February 14 through March 22, the Long Island Winterfest will rock your socks off with six weekends filled with more than 60 jazz concerts and, of course, fantastic local wine. Appropriately, the Long Island Winterfest is calling this event "Jazz On The Vine." Everybody loves live jazz, and at nearly every winery in the area, including Bedell Cellars on the North Fork and Duck Walk on the South Fork, a jazz concert is scheduled. By the way, the cost of the tickets to go to these concerts? Free! Who doesn't love that word? Visiting liwinterfest.com can give you all the information that you need about these exciting six weeks on the East End. Jazz, paired with our areas award winning wines, is certainly something to get excited about, but also, the Long Island Winterfest is offering cultural attractions and programs, hotel and B&B getaway packages, restaurant specials and limousine tour offers. This offers visitors an excellent opportunity to plan an incredible weekend. Gurney's Inn in Montauk is offering a Girlfriends Spa Package (631668-2345) that includes ocean view rooms, breakfast, dinner, spa treatments and gifts at remarkable dised tour of four North Fork wineries, with transportation included, for just $439 a person (631-765-1234). Now there's a Valentine's Day worth remembering. Restaurants are involved, too. At The Southampton Inn/OSO (631-283-6500) on February 28 at 8 p.m., the fantastic band JTrio is scheduled to perform, and at the Patio Restaurant in Westhampton (631288-0100), enjoy a $30 prixe fixe until 6:30 p.m. on Fridays and Saturdays, and all night long during the week. During the whole six weeks, the Southampton Publick House (631-283-2800) is offering 15 percent off lunch or dinner with a print out of the offer. It's an excellent time to be in the Hamptons, thanks to the Long Island Winterfest, and nearly every local business from the North Fork to the South Fork is doing its part and getting involved to entertain the public during the "slow" season. You've got to tip your hat to the Long Island Wine Council, the East End Arts Council, Suffolk County Department of Economic Development and Workforce Housing, the Long Island Convention and Visitors Bureau, American Express and WLIU for their joint efforts in putting this wonderful event together. It's one impressive feat and will make the winter cold much friendlier. This is one of the best seasons to be in the Hamptons. Check out liwinterfest.com for all of the amazing deals and offers. You won't regret it. counts. Check out the getaway package Bay Street Theatre in Sag Harbor for Saturday nights between February 14 and March 22. For just $135 a couple can enjoy two tickets to Bay Street Theatre for a night of piano bar/cabaret and a room at the lovely Sag Harbor Inn (call 631-725-0818). These are just two of the dozens of incredible deals happening during these six weekends. While touring Winterfest web site, it's impossible to not get excited about "Jazz On The Vine" and to use the incredible deals offered as an opportunity to organize a Valentine's Day your special someone will not forget. On the North Fork, at the lovely Acorn Hollow Bed and Breakfast in Southold, enjoy a two-night stay in a room with a whirlpool tub and fireplace, lunch for two at the Greenport Tea Company, dinner for two at your choice of top North Fork restaurants and a full guid- Review: The History Boys Scenes from the Southampton Cultural Center's production of The History Boys, which runs through February 15. By Jenny O'Sullivan The History Boys will get you thinking. Presented at the Southampton Cultural Center, Alan Bennett's drama, which won the 2006 Tony Award for best play, explores the relationship between teacher and student and the sacrifices people make to stay true to themselves. The play also shows how "studying for the test" can hinder the educational experience. The setting is a British grammar school in the 1980s that's filled with very bright and promising young men. This prompts the headmaster to bring Irwin, a young teacher, to the school to ensure that the boys will be accepted into either Oxford or Cambridge. The headmaster's goal is to do what it takes to make the school look good, rather than what will be best for the students. The boys' general studies teacher, Hector, is the opposite: He cares more about learning, the appreciation of art and life experiences. Throughout the play, there's much tension among the teachers, among cer- tain students, and between teacher and student, as the drama examines the politics of corrupt education systems and the dire consequences that may result. A complex play requires a certain level of talent on the part of the actors. This cast at the Cultural Center was both talented and believable. The ensemble succeeded � from their British accents to their classroom banter. The performance of Mark Anderson as Irwin was a standout. The audience could feel his conflict between his heart's desire and social expectations. Stephen D'Amico as Polsner effectively communicated the character's inner angst. D'Amico also had a vocal solo that was lovely. Another well-rounded talent was Jacob Boergesson, in the role of Scripps, whose acting and piano abilities were impressive. The object of much affection was Dakin, played by Christopher D'Amico. Dakin oozed of young confidence and intelligence, which caught the eye of classmates and teachers. The simple set includes a blackboard that doubles as a window and as a screen for video clips. Set changes were clever and meticulously executed � always appreciated by the audience. Just enough was accomplished to get the point across. This show would be of great interest to anyone who has the desire to know what teachers probably have to deal with at some point in their careers. Teachers seeing the play could be reminded how fragile their students are, and how important the teacher/student dynamic is to maximizing education. Directed by Michael Disher, the show's final performance is February 15, so there are only three shows of The History Boys left. Performances on Friday at Saturday are at 8 p.m. and at 2:30 p.m. on Sunday. General admission tickets are $20 and student tickets, for those under 21 with ID, are $10. Group rates are available. For more information or to reserve tickets, call 631-287-4377. DAN'S PAPERS, February 13, 2009 Page 42 www.danshamptons.com Art Openings & Galleries OPENINGS AFRICAN-AMERICAN MASTERS- 2/13- Opening of New Exhibition At Vered Gallery: African-American Masters, Celebrating Abraham Lincoln's Legacy. 68 Park Place, East Hampton. 631-324-3303. BRIDGEHAMPTONS HISTORIC TURNPIKE"Bridgehampton's Historic Turnpike" will be on display Monday through Friday from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. until March 6 at the Corwith House, 2369 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. ANNE DRAGER PHOTO EXHIBIT, PIERRES RESTAURANT -2/14 � Valentines Day art show of "Letters From Venice" at Pierres Restaurant in Bridgehampton. 3 to 6 p.m. opening reception. Show runs until March 4. 631-537-5110. LOVE AND POLITICS � 2/14 � At the Tulla Booth Galery in Sag Harbor, Love And Politics reception takes place 5:30 p.m. to 7:30 p.m. Michael Cardacino, Burt Glinn, Bert Stern. 631-725-3100. LOVE AND PASSION ART SHOW � 2/21 � Ashawagh Hall, East Hampton, noon to 8 p.m. The Fourth Annual "Love and Passion" Themed art show, curated by Karyn Mannix will feature over 50 artists including Dennis Leri, Rosa Hanna Scott, Abby Abrams, Nick Tarr and others. Raffle tickets are $5 each. Call 631-329-2811. GALLERIES ANNYX � Feature artist is Chris Roberts Antieu. 150 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-9064. ART & SOUL GALLERY � "New Beginnings," painters, potters, photographers and poets. 495 Montauk Highway, Eastport. 631-325-1504. Artsoulgallery.com. ARTISTS GALLERY � Haitian art. 403 Main St. Greenport. 631-477-8555. ART SITES GALLERY � "Roots," 2/7-3/15. Open Thurs. to Sun. 12-5 p.m. 651 West Main Street, Riverhead. 631-591-2401. BASEMENT GALLERY � "Love for Man and Beast" by Justin Love. Open Sat. and Sun. 10 a.m.-3 p.m. or by appointment. 9 Albertines Ln., East Hampton. 631-3292927. BOLTAX GALLERY � "Concepts of Identity," Andrea Zuill. 21 North Ferry Road (Route 114), Shelter Island. 631-749-4062. CECILY'S LOVE LANE GALLERY � Paintings by Rob White. 80 Love Ln., Mattituck. 631-298-8610. THE DAN FLAVIN ART INSTITUTE �A permanent installation of 9 works in fluorescent light and a gallery for changing exhibitions. Open Sat. and Sun. 12 p.m.-6 p.m. and on Friday by appointment. 221 Corwith Ave. off Main Street, Bridgehampton. (212) 293-5584 or visit diacenter.org. DESHUK/RIVERS GALLERY � "IN MOTION on Floor and Line." 141 Maple Lane, Bridgehampton. 631237-4511. THE DESIGN STUDIO � Fine Art Photography. Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-1999. THE DRAWING ROOM � "Acqua Pazza" by Rex Lau and new work by Robert Harms, Christine Hiebert and Jane Wilson. 2/6-3/30. Open Mon., Fri. and Sat. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sun. 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 16R Newtown Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-5016. ELAINE BENSON GALLERY � Elaine Benson Gallery collection, representing local sculptors and painters. Open 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Appointment only. 631-537-3233. ESSES STUDIO � Work from The Grafitti 1980 Studio. 40 Madison St., Sag Harbor. 631-255-7704. EZAIR GALLERY � Work by William Celento and Eveline Luppi. 136 Main Street, Southampton. 212-2040442. THE FITZGERALD GALLERY � Featuring local artists, including Marjorie Gosnell, Eileen Serwer and Robert Valdes. 48 B Main Street, Westhampton Beach 631288-6419. GALLERY MERZ � "The Asia Show," various artists. Open Thurs. through Sat., 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sun. from 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 95 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-2803. GRENNING GALLERY � "Gems of the Grenning Gallery," through 1/31. Open Sun.�Thurs., 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and Fri. and Sat. from 10 a.m. � 7 p.m. 90 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-767-5302. GUILD HALL - "Student Art Festival," through 4/12. 158 Main St. East Hampton. For more information, visit www.guildhall.org. 631-324-0806. HAMPTON ROAD GALLERY � "Recent Works" by Barbara Press. 36 Hampton Road, Southampton. 631-2049704. KESZLER GALLERY � Jens Lorenzen, Wolfgang Ludes, Russell Young, David Gamble, Peter Beard, Michael Dweck, Hubertus von Hohenlohe, Floriane de Lassee, Nick Brandt and Frank Wurzer. 45 Main St., Southampton. 631204-0353. LANA SANTORELLI GALLERY � "Movement," through 3/7. Open Sun. to Thurs. 11 a.m.-6 p.m., Fri. and Sat. 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 77 Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-2836308. LEVITAS CENTER FOR THE ARTS � "Presidents Week Art Show," 2/7-22. Southampton Cultural Center, 25 Pond Ln., Southampton. 631-287-4377. L'ORANGERIE FINE ART GALLERY � A mix of contemporary and traditional works. Sat., 10 a.m.-6 p.m., by appointment. 633 First Street, Greenport. 631-477-2633. MARK BORGHI FINE ART �"Wintry Mix" a group exhibition featuring a selection of works by 19th and 20th century masters. Open daily, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 2462 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-7245. PAMELA WILLIAMS GALLERY � "The Winter Show" painting, photography and sculpture. 167 Main St., Amagansett. 631-267-7817. PARASKEVAS GALLERY � Showing Michael Paraskevas' extensive work and children's book illustrations from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast and other books he published with his mother, Betty. Open by appointment. 83 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-2871665. THE PARRISH ART MUSEUM � "Damaged Romanticism: A Mirror of Modern Emotion," 2/7-4/19. Open Fri.-Sun., 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 25 Job's Ln., Southampton. 631-283-2118. POLLOCK-KRASNER HOUSE � Open by appointment only on Thurs.-Sat. 830 Springs-Fireplace Rd., East Hampton. 631-324-4929. PRITAM AND EAMES � The furniture art of Judy Kensley McKie. Open Mon.�Sat. 10 a.m.�5 p.m. Sun., 12�4 p.m. Closed Wed. 27-29 Race Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-7111. RATIO GALLERY � "The Winter Exhibition." Open Fri. 1-5 p.m., Sat. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. and by appointment. 10 Bell St., Bellport. 631-286-4020. Ratiogallery.com. ROMANY KRAMORIS GALLERY � 41 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-2499. ROSALIE DIMON GALLERY � Abstract oils by Marion Jones and watercolors by Helen Giaquinto, through 2/4. Jamesport Manor Inn, 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. 631-722-0500. RVS FINE ART �"Stone Paintings" by Timothy Roepe. Open Fri.- Sun. 12-5 p.m. and by appointment. 20 Job's Lane, Southampton. 631-283-8546. SALOMON CONTEMPORARY WAREHOUSE � Plank Rd., Unit 3, East Hampton. 631-267-0828. SILAS MARDER GALLERY � Located temporarily at 3 Madison St., Sag Harbor. . 631-702-2306. SIRENS' SONG GALLERY � "On Land and Sea." 516 Main Street, Greenport. sirensongallery.com. 631-4771021. SNAKE HOLLOW STUDIO � Lynn Matsuoka and Keith Barker. 221 Snake Hollow Rd., Bridgehampton. 631-537-5237. SNITZER ARREGUI PROJECT � "For Sale," by Bert Rodriguez. 720 Montauk Hwy., Water Mill. 305-4488976. SOUTH STREET GALLERY � 18 South Street, Greenport. 631-477-0021. SURFACE LIBRARY GALLERY � "Figuratively Speaking." Open Thurs.-Sun. from 1-7 p.m. and by appointment. 845 Springs Fireplace Road, East Hampton. 631-291-9061. SYLVESTER & CO. AT HOME � The layered abstract paintings of Jim Napierala and Hamptons scenic photography by Mary Ellen Bartley. 154 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-9777. SYLVESTER & CO. GALLERY � "Reverse Angle" by Christopher Phillips Haile and watercolors and drawings by Lucia Phillips Haile. 103 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-5012. TERRENCE JOYCE GALLERY � 114 Main St., Greenport. 631-477-0700. TULLA BOOTH GALLERY � "Holiday Favorites," through 1/31. 66 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-3100. Tullaboothgallery.com. UBER HOUSE GALLERY � "Phoenix," a photo presentation by GEIR. 80 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-7250909. VERED GALLERY � "Contemporary and Modern Masters." Open Sun.-Fri. 11 a.m.-6 p.m. and Sat. 11 a.m.9 p.m. 68 Park Place, East Hampton. 631-324-3303. MOVIES Schedule for the week of Friday, February 13 to Thursday, February 19. Movie schedules are subject to change. Always call to confirm shows and times. BAY STREET THEATRE (631-725-9500) The Shop Around The Corner � Fri. 8 Sabrina � Sat. 8 HAMPTON ARTS (+) (631-288-2600) The Reader (R) � Fri. 8 Sat. 2:30, 5:15, 8 Sun.Mon. 2:30, 5:15, 8 Tues.-Thurs. 7 Milk (R) � Fri. 7:30 Sat.-Sun.-Mon. 2, 4:45, 7:30 Tues.-Thurs. 7 MATTITUCK CINEMAS (+) (631-298-SHOW) Call for show times. Friday The 13th (R), Coraline (PG), Taken (PG13), He's Just Not That Into You (PG13), Pink Panther 2 (PG0, The International (R), Slumdog Millionaire (R), Confessions of A Shopoholic (PG) SAG HARBOR CINEMA (+) (631-725-0010) The Reader � Fri., Sat.-Sun. 2:45 Last Chance Harvey � Fri.-Thurs, 5 Revolutionary Road � Fri.-Thurs, 7:15 UA EAST HAMPTON (+) (631-324-0448) At press time, East Hampton theater schedule was not available. UA HAMPTON BAYS (+) (631-728-8535) Hotel for Dogs (PG) � Fri.-Sat. 1:20, 4:20, 7:20, 9:40 Sun. 1:20, 4:20, 7:20 Mon.-Thurs. 4:20, 7:20 Pink Panther 2 (PG) � Fri.-Sat. 1, 4, 7, 9:30, Sun. 1,4,7 Mon-Thurs 4, 7 Confessions of a Shopaholic (PG) � Fri.-Sat., 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10 Sun. 1:30, 4:30 Mon.-Thurs. 4:30, 7:30 The Uninvited (PG13) � Fri.-Sat. 1:40, 4:40, 7:40, 10:20 Sun. 1:40, 4:40, 7:40 Mon.-Thurs. 4:40, 7:40 He's Just Not That Into You (PG13) � Fri.-Sat. 1:10, 4:10, 7:10, 10:10, Sun. 1:10, 4:10, 7:10 Mon.Thurs. 4:10, 7:30 UA SOUTHAMPTON (+) (631-287-2774) The Reader (R) � Fri.-Sun. 1, 4, 7, 9:50 Mon.Thurs. 1, 4, 7 Push (PG13) � Fri.-Sun. 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:10 Mon.-Thurs. 1:30, 4:30, 7:30 Friday The 13th (R) � Fri.-Sun. 1:45, 4:45, 7:40, 10:15 Mon.-Thurs. 1:45, 4:45, 7:40 Milk (R) � Fri.-Sun. 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 10 Mon.Thurs. 1:15, 4:15, 7:15 WESTHAMPTON BEACH PERFORMING ARTS CENTER Moscow, Belgium � Fri.-Sat. 7:30 Sun. 1, 4 The sign (+) when following the name of a theatre indicates that a show has an infrared assistive listening device. Please confirm with the theatre before arriving to make sure they are available. DAN'S PAPERS, February 13, 2009 Page 43 www.danshamptons.com Dining and Nightlife Simple Art of Cooking Silvia Lehrer Chocolate Desserts: Sweets for the Sweet Valentine's Day, a holiday eternally synonymous with a day of love and romance, falls on a Saturday this year. For centuries, Valentine's Day has continued to grow in tradition, creating a compelling connection between food and love. For me, it's the perfect excuse to indulge in chocolate desserts. Not that anyone needs an excuse to enjoy chocolate in any form. To celebrate the special occasion, a fine dinner in sumptuous surroundings would be lovely. Restaurants are where we look for a special evening out. Yet, the idea of a chocolate tasting party is suddenly very appealing. Why not do both - an early dinner out and then home to share chocolate desserts � your place or mine? According to food scientist authority, Harold McGee, (On Food and Cooking, Scribner, revised 2004,) "Chocolate contains phenylethylamine, a naturally occurring body chemical that has amphetamine-like effects. In fact, there is good experimental evidence that chocolate does not contain any druglike substances capable of inducing true addiction. It appears to be the sensory experience of eating chocolate, no more and no less, that is powerfully appealing." In its myriad forms, chocolate is an endless temptation and simply a culinary source of pleasure. TORTA DI MANDORLE DI CAPRI This Italian inspired cake is incredibly light, rich and moist. It contains no starch or leavening. The eggs give it its structure and you will be amazed at how simple it is to prepare. Serves 10-12 1/2 pound whole almonds, blanched 6 ounces semi-sweet chocolate, chopped coarsely 2 tablespoons dark rum 1 teaspoon vanilla 12 tablespoons (1 1/2 sticks) unsalted butter 1/2 cup sugar 4 eggs, separated 1 extra egg white 1/4 teaspoon cream of tartar 1 1/2 tablespoons powdered sugar for decoration Whipped cream for serving, optional Butter an 8-inch springform pan then dust with bread or cookie crumbs. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. 1. Blanch almonds in a saucepan of boiling water for one minute. Drain, slip off skins and dry nuts. Transfer to bowl of food processor fitted with knife blade and process until finely ground, (dry, and not pasty). Transfer nuts to a large bowl. Place chocolate in processor and process until fine. Add chocolate to almonds in the bowl and stir to mix. Add rum and vanilla and stir to incorporate thoroughly. 2. In a bowl or the bowl of the electric mixer, cream butter and sugar until creamy and smooth. Add egg yolks one at a time, beating well after each addition. When all the yolks have been added, remove the bowl from the mixer and fold in the almond mixture until thoroughly incorporated. 3. In a clean bowl, beat egg whites at a slow speed in the electric mixer or electric hand beaters until just foamy, add cream of tartar and continue to beat at medium-high speed until whites form stiff, but not dry, peaks. 4. With a large rubber spatula, stir one-fourth of the egg whites into the cake batter, and then carefully fold in the remaining whites. Transfer batter to prepared pan and bake for 50 minutes to one hour. Cake is done when it pulls away from sides of pan or a cake tester inserted into center comes out clean. 5. Remove from the oven and allow the cake to cool for at least 10 minutes in the pan. Loosen sides of cake by drawing a kitchen knife between the cake and the sides of pan. Remove the sides of springform and cool completely on a wire rack. Transfer to a serving dish and sprinkle with powdered sugar. Serve with whipped cream, if desired. Can be made up to two days ahead. RASPBERRY CHOCOLATE BROWNIES Here's a recipe that needn't pack a days worth of calories into a single portion � just enough to satisfy that chocolate craving. Yield: Approximately two dozen brownies when cut into 1 1/2" x 1" bars 1/4 cup canola oil 1 cup sugar 4 egg whites 1 cup all-purpose flour 1/2 teaspoon baking powder 1/4 teaspoon salt 2/3 cup unsweetened, good quality, Dutch cocoa 1 1/2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract 1/3 cup raspberry preserves 2 tablespoons finely chopped walnuts Preheat oven to 350 degrees. 1. Put the oil and sugar in a bowl and beat with an electric mixer on medium speed for 30-40 seconds. Add egg whites and beat to incorporate into the mixture. 2. Combine flour, baking powder, salt and cocoa. Add to the sugar mixture, beating well until thoroughly incorporated. Add vanilla and stir to mix. 3. Oil an 8" or 9" square baking pan and pour in the batter. Bake for 25 minutes or until a cake tester or wooden pick inserted in the center comes out clean. Cool for 15 minutes on a wire rack. Turn out onto a cutting board and cool completely. Spread top with raspberry preserves and sprinkle with walnuts. Cut into bars and transfer to a covered cake stand. For optimum flavor, prepare the day before serving. TARTINE AU CACAO Chocolate cravings couldn't get simpler than this! Serves 2 2 ounces cr�me fraiche 2 thick slices of country bread or sourdough 2 tablespoons cocoa powder 1. Spread a thick layer of cr�me fraiche on each slice of bread and dust equally with cocoa powder. 2. Serve with homemade hot chocolate. Adapted from Mireille Guiliano's French Woman Don't Get Fat, Knopf. OPEN 7 DAYS PRIX FIXE $25 $22 SUNDAY TO THURSDAY ALL NIGHT Restaurant Service will resume February 13 FRIDAY - SATURDAY 5 TO 6:30PM BREAKFAST BRUNCH � LUNCH � DINNER PATISSERIE � BAR HOME MADE ICE CREAM th Just in time for your Valentine Getaway Complimentary glass of Proseco with every Valentine's Day Dinner entr�e on Saturday February 14th 23 Grand Avenue, Shelter Island Heights, NY 631.749.0018 RESERVATIONS: 631.537.5110 2468 MAIN STREET . BRIDGEHAMPTON, NY 11932 pierresbridgehampton.com 1198058 1197601 DAN'S PAPERS, February 13, 2009 Page 44 www.danshamptons.com Dining and Nightlife Side Dish Executive chef and co-owner Jason Weiner, of Almond in Bridgehampton, will cook at The James Beard House in New York City on Thursday, February 19 at 7 p.m. The cost is $125 for James Beard members and $155 for the public. Dinner items include raw fluke, chestnut soup, seared diver scallops, roast rib of veal and "Bananas," with banana cake, caramelized bananas and housemade banana ice cream. For reservations, call (212) 675-4984. Cupid's arrow is striking the East End! On Valentine's Day, Almond will offer sexy specials and a romantic starter including a glass of champagne, a chilled oyster with cucumber mignonette, and a warm blini with caviar for $22 per person. Additional specials will also be offered. For more information, call (631) 537-8885. Townline BBQ in Sagaponack will offer a $40 "to go" dinner for two on February 14. Items include half short rib, half rack of pork ribs, half pint of baked beans, half pint of Townline bread and butter pickles, half pint collard greens, cornbread and red velvet cupcakes. Call (631) 537-2271 for details. Nick & Toni's will celebrate Cupid with a la carte specials, including an amuse, Prosecco with passion fruit sorbet ($13), Satur Farms beet "carpaccio" ($18), dry aged Porterhouse steak for two ($98), wood-roasted whole fish for two ($85) and chocolate layer cake with blood orange sorbet ($12). Call (631) 324-3550 to make a reservation. Stonewalls Restaurant will serve a Valentine's Day dinner prix fixe from 5 p.m. The menu includes vol-au-vent with seafood champagne, baby arugula salad, Montauk swordfish, grilled dry aged filet mignon, chocolate praline mousse cake, and strawberry shortcake. Price ranges from $45 to $55, depending on the selected entr�e. For reservations, Aji Jones which changes nightly. Sample specials are coq au vin chicken pot pie, pork milanese, and beer battered fried shrimp with sweet potato fries. For further information, call (631) 324-8555. Some restaurants are bidding farewell for winter vacation while others are coming out of hibernation. Matto in East Hampton is now closed until spring, date to be announced. Call (631) 329-0200 for details. red/bar brasserie in Southampton opened just in time for Valentine's weekend. They will be serving dinner Wednesday through Sunday from 6 p.m. Prix fixe menus will be offered all-night Sunday through Thursday, and until 7 p.m. on Friday and Saturday. Menus include two courses for $26 and three courses for $29. Fare changes nightly. Call (631) 283-0704 for information. Hamptons Restaurant Week is just around the corner! East End restaurants will serve up $24.95 prix fixe menus from Sunday, March 29 through Sunday, April 5. The current roster includes: A Touch of Venice, Caf� Max, Cooperage Inn, Edgewater Restaurant, Fresno, The Inn Spot on the Bay, Jamesport Manor Inn, LaPlage Restaurant, Legends Restaurant, Lighthouse Grill at Montauk Yacht Club, Montauk Manor, Oaklands Restaurant & Marina, Olde Speonk Inn, Pierre's, red/bar brasserie, Shippy's Pumpernickels Restaurant East, Stone Creek Inn, Stonewalls at The Woods, TRATA, Trumpets on the Bay, Villa Paul Restaurant, Vine Street Caf�� and Wildthyme Restaurant. Vineyards will also offer $24.95 bottles of wine to accompany the prix fixe including Wolffer Estate Vineyards. For more information, visit hamptonsrestaurantweek.com. call (631) 506-0777. Legends Restaurant in New Suffolk brings back their international-style tapas for dinner Sunday through Thursday beginning Wednesday, February 18 until Thursday, March 19 (excluding St. Patrick's Day). Diners may try tapas to experiment with more exotic dishes or enjoy as a prelude to dinner. Items include pan-fried gnocchi ($5), crispy avocado ($5), patatas bravas ($4), grilled marinated skirt steak ($9), Chorizo sausage "planks" ($8), Asian-style pork quesadilla ($7), orange-sherry chicken ($8), tuna carpaccio ($9), seafood vol-au-vent ($8), and Teriyaki salmon and pineapple ($10). For more information, call (631) 7345123. Jamesport Manor Inn, in Jamesport, hosts a wine dinner featuring Martha Clara Vineyards on Friday, February 27 at 7 p.m. The five-course tasting and pairing menu includes Hog's Neck Bay oyster with 2002 Blanc de Blanc, shaved citron salad and herb basted shrimp with 2007 Five-O White, celery root soup with 2007 Estate Reserve Chardonnay, lamb loin with 2005 Five-O Red, and almond macaroon and dark chocolate ganache "burger" with 2005 Estate Reserve Merlot. Vegetarian pairing is also available. ost is $70 per person plus gratuity. Reservations are required. The restaurant is also participating in the Winterfest "Jazz on the Vine" celebrations. A special $20 three-course brunch and lunch prix fixe will be offered daily and a $29 three-course dinner prix fixe will be offered Sunday through Thursday during Winterfest. For information, call (631) 722-0500. Rowdy Hall, in East Hampton, has announced a new "Sweet Sixteen" special offered every night beginning at 5 p.m. The special features one entr�e for $16, OPEN 7 DAYS - LUNCH + DINNER Open Valentines Day ' SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 14 NOW ACCEPTING ALL RESERVATIONS SERVING DINNER FRI. FEB. 13 - SUN. FEB. 15 Restaurant & Marina t ATHENS S GRILL Neo Greek and Mediteranean Cusine BEST BEST OF THE PLEASE JOIN US FOR VALENTINE'S DAY 2008 Brunch Sat. + Sun. 11:00am -3:00pm Bar & Grill BEST BEST OF THE Serving Local, Regional & Organic Ingredients 2008 Complimentary Award Winning Bottle of Wine w/Dinner For two Sun. - Fri. With This Coupon 11:30 - 4:30 1/2 Price LUNCH Monday - Friday Fat Boy Burgers, Kabobs, Salads, and More... With This Coupon 1197606 OPEN Year-Round Lunch & Dinner d h We are your Healthier Choice LIVE JAZZ EVERY SATURDAY REAR ENTRANCE THROUGH PECONIC RIVER PARKING LOT 631-728-5366 33East Main St Riverhead � 631-727-1301 1141362 1197730 964 brigehampton/sag harbor tpk 631.537.6060 � ZiggysBridgehampton.com Espresso Bar ~ Bakery ~ Juice Bar ~ Coffee Roastery Full-Service Caf� Breakfast & Lunch Photo by Charles Schmidt (soleiart.com). � HCC. Dinner Specials Sunday - Thursday Price of all Entrees include Soup, Salad and Dessert Serving Dinner from 5 pm (closed Monday) a Hamptons classic since 1994 hand-roasted estate-grown coffees 825 Montauk Highway Bayport, NY 1141354 :HVWKDPSWRQ%HDFK288-4480 (on the Six Corners Roundabout) 194 Mill Road :DWHU0LOO726-2633 (next to The Green Thumb) 869 Montauk Highway Sunrise Highway, Exit 51, L.I.E. Exit 62 County Rd. 97 South to End, West to 2nd light Zagat Survey Distinction 2006 - 2007 27-20-25-48 1147589 (631) 472-9090 Open 6am-6pm all year! www.hamptoncoffeecompany.com 1197608 DAN'S PAPERS, February 13, 2009 Page 45 www.danshamptons.com Dining and Nightlife Daily Specials 11 a.m.-10 p.m., Fri.-Sat. 11 a.m.-10:30 Beach. hamptoncoffeecompany.com. p.m. and Sun. 12-9 p.m. Visit par631-726-COFE. tosrestaurant.com. Located at 12 West THE INN SPOT ON THE BAY � Main Street, 100 yards west of Atlantis A true "foodies delight" featuring the Marine World, Riverhead. 631-727freshest seafood and local produce 4828. available. Platinum Chef winner THE PATIO AT 54 MAIN � New Cheffe Colette creates an inventive American Cuisine featuring prime menu with some pleasant surprises. aged steaks and fresh seafood. Three Dine outside on the waterfront verancourse Chef's tastings available daily dah and enjoy the best sunsets in the for $30. Music Fri. & Sat. Happy Hour Hamptons, at The Inn Spot On The daily from 3-6:30 p.m. Open 7 days a Bay, 32 Lighthouse Rd Hampton week, 4-10 p.m. Sun.-Thurs. and 4-11 Bays. 631-728-1200. p.m. Fri. and Sat. 54 Main Street, THE JAMESPORT MANOR Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. INN � Experience North Fork History PIERRE'S � Euro-chic but casual and unprecedented local cuisine in Cheffe Colette at The Inn Spot. restaurant and bar. Late dinner and the magnificently reconstructed 1850s bar on weekdays. Open seven days. mansion. New American Cuisine with a Mediterranean flair. Brunch Fri. - Sun. from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. near the fireplace. Serving Lunch and Dinner daily closed Tuesday. Private parLocated at 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. ties accommodated. Located at 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. pierresbridgehampton.com. Call 631-722-0500, email firstname.lastname@example.org or visit THE REGULARS MUSIC CAF� � Live music. Great www.jamesportmanor.com food. Lunch, dinner, happy hour, half priced drinks 5-7 p.m. LE SOIR RESTAURANT � Serving the finest French 631-287-2900 RegularsMusicCafe.com 1271 North Sea Rd, cuisine for over 25 years. Nightly specials, homemade on Southampton. premises desserts. Located at 825 W. Montauk Highway, TUSCAN HOUSE � Regional Italian Cuisine, seafood, Bayport. 631-472-9090. pastas, meat and poultry. Open year round. Located at 10 MUSE � Restaurant and aquatic lounge open for dinner 6 Windmill Lane, Southampton, 631-287-8703. days a week. Brunch on Sundays. Located in the Water Mill WORLD PIE � Pizza's fresh from the Wood Burning Square, 760 Montauk Highway, Water Mill. 631-726-2606. Oven. All Home-Made desserts. Serving Lunch and Dinner. OASIS WATERFRONT RESTAURANT - Zagat says OPEN Everyday 11:30am - Until Midnight. Great late night "Modern tropical interiors and wonderful sunset views. dinning! 2402 Montauk Hwy. Bridgehampton 537-7999. Seasonal cuisine that is delicious and delightful and service ZIGGY'S FOOD + DRINK � `60s Surfer Beach Style. that is always gracious if not perfect. This off the beaten path Grilled ka-bobs, great burgers, vegetarian choices and charmer is deemed a real find." Serving dinner Thurs.-Sun. Salads. Open 11 a.m. daily for lunch, dinner and takeout. from 5:30 p.m. $30 Prix Fixe Thur, Fri, Sun, all night & Sat Brunch, Sat. and Sun., 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Daily endless happy until 6:30 p.m. Located at 3253 Noyac Road, Sag Harbor. hour specials and 1/2 price appetizers at the bar. 964 oasishamptons.com. 631-725-7110. Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631PARTO'S RESTAURANT � Italian restaurant, pizzeria 537-6060. ZiggysBridgehampton.com caf�. Old-style, rural Tuscan atmosphere. Open Mon.-Thurs. ALMOND RESTAURANT � Classic French bistro offering unpretentious French food at affordable prices, offers a fall three-course prix fixe for $24.95 Monday all night and Tuesday and Thursday � Sunday from 6 � 7 p.m. Almond is open for dinner Thursday through Tuesday starting at 6 p.m., closed on Wednesday. Located at 1970 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton, 631-537-8885, almondrestaurant.com. THE ATHENS GRILL � The Athens Grill in Riverhead will be serving a Valentines day dinner February 13 and 14. Menu choices include seared Crescent Farms duck breast, seafood linguine, prime cut filet mignion and shrimp, fish of the day. Complimentary glass of champagne with every entr�e. Our regular menu will also be available. Live jazz from 7-10 p.m., Saturday, February 14. Dennis Raffelock performing upright bass and vocals. Participating member of "Jazz on the Vine" February 14 - March 22. For more info and reservation options call 631-727-1301 BOBBY VAN'S � Specializing in steakhouse classics and fresh fish. Lunch and dinner 7 days. Open 363 days a year for lunch, dinner and weekend brunch. Kitchen open Fri. & Sat. till 11 p.m. Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0590. CHEQUIT INN � Complimentary glass of Proseco with ever Valentine's Day dinner entr�e on Saturday, Feb. 14. 23 Grand Ave., Shelter Island Heights. 631-749-0018. CIAO BELLA SENHORA � Formerly the Lighthouse Restaurant. Join Chef America Arajo of La Casserola for the finest Italian and continental cuisine. Closed Mondays. 322 W. Montauk Hwy., Hampton Bays. 631-728-2218. FINN McCOOL'S � Open seven days, lunch and dinner. Sun.-Thurs., $19.99 prix fixe. Come check out our new menu. Nightly limo service, $15 per person, roundtrip. Late night bar menu seven days. 101 Old Riverhead Rd., Westhampton Beach. 631-998-3271. finnmccoolswesthampton.com HAMPTON COFFEE COMPANY � Espresso Bar, Bakery, Coffee Roastery, and Full-Service Caf� serving breakfast, lunch, and desserts.Open every day all year, 6 a.m. - 7 p.m. Serving hamburgers, hot soups and sandwiches and more at the Water Mill location. Locations at 869 Montauk Highway in Water Mill,and at 194 Mill Road in Westhampton Now Taking Valentine's Day Reservations formerly The Lighthouse Restaurant Va Join len U tin s F Available Thursday, Friday & Sunday Night, All Night... 725-7110 e's or Da and Saturday Until 6:30pm y Come enjoy our signature dishes from the Standard Appetizer, Entr�e and Dessert menus, not from a nightly specials card. Waterfront Restaurant and Bar 3253 Noyac Rd., Sag Harbor www.oasishamptons.com Photo by Susan Galardi $30 Prix Fixe Dinner Italian & Continental Cusine Closed Mondays through the winter Chef "Americo" From La Cassarola Restaurant Featuring We promise that our prices have never been more appetizing! Available for private parties Serving Dinner Thursday through Sunday from 5:30p.m 1197581 1197725 322 W. Montauk Hwy Hampton Bays 631.728.2218 www.ciaobellasenhora.com Bring your own wine. Valentine's Day Dinner & 14 Two $100 per couple on February 13 For th th Valentine's Day Dinner For Two Finn McCool's Valentine's Day Special $29.99 prix fixe Free champagne and roses Roundtrip Limousine service $15 per person Surcharge for pickups outside of Westhampton/Remsenburg Family Restaurant and Irish Pub Open 7 days a week Lunch and Dinner *40oz. Prime Aged Porterhouse for Two Dessert Or Cr�me Crusted Cod with Covered Strawberries *PotatoBrulee with Chocolate Beurre Rouge for Two *Entreesa served with Smashed Potatoes & Broccoli Add Bottle of Patio Wine or Korbel Champagne $25 per bottle (plus tax) *40oz. Prime Aged Porterhouse for Two Or Entr�e *Potato Crusted Cod withFilet Mignon for Two *Twin Tails & Sliced Beurre Rouge for Two *Entrees served with Smashed Potatoes & Broccoli (Not including Tax or Gratuity) $100 per couple on February 13th & 14th Appetiz er (Not including Fagiolior Gratuity) Tax Pasta Appetiz er Caesar Salad or Pasta Fagioli Three Onion Tart Caesar Salad Entr�e or *Twin Tails & Sliced Filet Mignon for Two Three Onion Tart 3 Course Prix Fixe $2500 Sun - Thurs - All Night Fri + Sat 5:30 6:30pm Steak and Fries $1900 Sun - Thurs - All Night Fri + Sat 5:30 6:30pm Dessert Live Music Every Friday & SaturdayCovered Strawberries Cr�me Brulee with Chocolate From 8pm to Midnight Add a Bottle of Patio JD & Karen Korbel Champagne Saturday 2/14/09- Wine or From Caution Full A La Carte Menu & Live Music Every Friday & Saturday From 8pm $30 Price Fixe Dinner Always Available Friday 2/13/09- Unity DJ & Karaoke Friday 2/13/09- Unity DJ & Karaoke Lobster Night $2100 Tuesday Only All Night 1197607 $25 per bottle (plus tax) to Midnight Three course prix fixe $19.99! Sunday � Thursday Saturday 2/14/09- JD & Karen From Caution GIFT CERTIFICATES & CATERING MENUS AVAILABLE Reservations Suggested (631) 288-0100 or visit us at www.thepatiowhb.com Full A La Carte Menu Located at: 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach, NY 11978 Prime Rib Night Wednesday $2100 "WOW" Thursday Kids night! $5 children's buffet- cartoons on our projection screen! 4:00 pm � 7:00 pm 1197729 & $30 Price Fixe Dinner Always Available GIFT CERTIFICATES & CATERING MENUS AVAILABLE 101 Riverhead Rd., Westhampton Beach 631-998-3271 � www.finnmccoolswesthampton.com Reservations Suggested (631) 288-0100 or visit us at www.thepatiowhb.com Located at: 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach, NY 11978 1197723 631-537-0590 great food in a comfortable setting t d n e bobby van's main street, bridgehampton n , Specials not available Holiday Weekends DAN'S PAPERS, February 13, 2009 Page 46 www.danshamptons.com Day By Day COMING UP Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections: Art Events � pg. 34 Kids' Events � pg. 28 Movies � pg. 34 FRIDAY, 13 FOOD PANTRY EVENT � Kavanaugh Chiropractic, 69 North Main Street, East Hampton, from 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. is offering a food pantry drive. Enjoy spirits, silent raffles, massages and bring in a food pantry item in exchange for a free week of Kavanaugh Chiropractic care. 631-329-5994. MAMA LEE AND FRIENDS- The Stephen Talkhouse in Amagansett presents Mama Lee and Friends at 8 p.m. and Remember to September at 10 p.m. 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117 DAMAGED CINEMA SERIES AT THE PARRISH ART MUSEUM � At 7 p.m., the Parrish Art Museum shows the 1953 movie "The Big Heat" and will continue on February 20 with "In The Mood For Love" filmed in 2000. 25 Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-283-2118. FILM: MOSCOW, BELGIUM � At the Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center. $10 for adults, $7 for seniors and students, $3 for film society members. 76 Main Street, Westhampton Beach, 631-288-1500. THE PICTURE SHOW AT BAY STREET � "The Shop Around The Corner" plays at Bay Street Theatre located on the Long Wharf in Sag Harbor. Tickets are $5. Call 631-7250818. AUTHOR'S SIGNING AND READING � "From Montauk's Docks to a Life At Sea" written by pat Mundus, author, sailor, daughter of Captain Frank Mundus, and tanker ship's officer will have a book reading of her book at the Shelter Island Public Library at 7 p.m. 631-749-0042. THE CENTER STAGE PRODUCTION OF "THE HISTORY BOYS"- 8 p.m. Through Feb 15, Center Stage presents Alan Bennetts's award-winning show, "The History Boys". The Southampton Cultural Center, 25 Pond Lane, Southampton. Tickets are $20, students under 21 are $10, group rates available. Reservations encouraged. Call 631287-4377 for more information. SATURDAY, 14 THE PICTURE SHOW AT BAY STREET � Enjoy the movie "Sabrina" at 7:30 p.m. at Bay Street Theatre on the Long Wharf in Sag Harbor. 631-725-0818. Tickets are $5. DIVORCE WORKSHOP � Interactive workshop to offer relief from your broken heart and to empower an action plan after your divorce. Workshop provided by children during the winter Katherine C.H.E., a local life and PICK OF school vacation week. Morning mediation coach and author. 10 a.m. classes and afternoon classes to noon. Call 631-287-4100. THE WEEK TELLY, THE REALM- The BOB ZELLNER 2/22 & 2/26. available. 631-283-2118. Stephen Talkhouse in Amagansett Author of "The Wrong Side Of Murder Creek: A TUESDAY, 17 presents Telly at 8 p.m. and The White Southerner in the Freedom Movement" UNINSTRUCTED LIFE Realm at 10 p.m. 161 Main Street, speaks at the Christ Episcopal Church in Sag DRAWING � 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Amagansett. 631-267-3117 Harbor at 2 p.m. on Sunday. ZIGGYS VALENTINES DAY On February 26, he will do a reading and and 7 p.m. to 9:30 p.m. at the BASH � At Ziggys in book signing at the Southampton Inn at 7 p.m. Southampton Cultural Center. 631-287-4377. Bridgehampton, enjoy a DJ with a ENVIRONMENTAL TALK $10 cover. Portion of proceeds go to AT STONY BROOK SOUTHAMPTON- Stony Brook have a heart. 964 Bridghampton Turnpike. 9 p.m. 631-537Southampton will host an environmental talk with Dr. Scott 6060. Carlin. The event, titled "Biodiversity, Carbon, or Economic WINE TASTING BENEFIT � The Child Development Collapse: Defining our Existential Crisis," will start at 7 Center will host a wine tasting benefit with Wolffer Estate p.m. on Tuesday, February 17, in the Student Center Special Vineyard at The Baker House 1650. 5:30 p.m. to 8 p.m. $60 Events Room. 239 Montauk Highway, 631-632-5088. per person. 181 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-267-0133. THE NAKED STAGE � The Naked Stage Presents Beth SOUTH FORK NATURAL HISTORY MUSEUM � Henley's Pulitzer prize winning play, "Crimes of The Heart" Binocular discussion with Bruce Horwith. 10 a.m. at the at Guild Hall in East Hampton at 7:30 p.m. Call 631-338South Fork Natural History Museum. Bridgehampton. 6317226. 537-9735. RENEW YOUR VOWS AT GURNEYS � Say "I do" all over again at Gurney's Inn. Join this free event at Gurney's WEDNESDAY, 18 with Judge Jim Ketchum renewing couples vows all over FORECLOSURE SEMINAR � Foreclosure seminar at again. Champagne toast and wedding cake to be included. Ashawagh Hall in East Hampton at 6:30 p.m. presented by Town and Country Real Estate. Contact 631-288-3030. Located in Montauk at 290 Montauk Highway. Call 631MICHELANGELO DISCUSSION � Michelangelo dis668-2345. cussion at Applied Arts in Amagansett. 11 Indian Wells CURATORS TALK � Valentines Day Curatorial talk Highway. 631-267-2787. with Gerri MacWhinnie on the exhibition "Heart To Hand: HAZE- Stony Brook Southampton's Avram Theater will Love in Early American Tools and Design." The Rogers host a free screening of the engaging documentary "HAZE" Mansion, 2 p.m., Southampton. 631-283-2494. at 7 p.m. 239 Montauk Highway, 631-632-5088. THE CENTER STAGE PRODUCTION OF "THE HISTORY BOYS"- 8 p.m. Through Feb 15, Center Stage THURSDAY, 19 presents Alan Bennetts's award-winning show, "The History SHINNECOCK STUDY � The oldest members of the Boys". The Southampton Cultural Center, 25 Pond Lane, Shinnecock Indian Nation will tell stories from their past at Southampton. Tickets are $20, students under 21 are $10, the Rogers Mansion. Lubin Hunter and Earl Hunter are 91 group rates available. Reservations encouraged. Call 631and 93 years old respectively. Call 631-283-2494. 287-4377 for more information. SUNDAY, 15 THE CENTER STAGE PRODUCTION OF "THE HISTORY BOYS"- 8 p.m. Through Feb 15, Center Stage presents Alan Bennetts's award-winning show, "The History Boys". The Southampton Cultural Center, 25 Pond Lane, Southampton. Tickets are $20, students under 21 are $10, group rates available. Reservations encouraged. Call 631287-4377 for more information. FREE YOGA- Complimentary Yoga Class at lululemon athletica in East Hampton. 5 p.m. 35 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-4192. LIVE PIANO CONCERT ON SHELTER ISLAND- 3 p.m. Brilliant English pianist Richard Ormrod will be performing music by Bach, Arne, Bartok and Schumann to brighten your winter. Admission free, but donations are welcome. Shelter Island Presbyterian Church. MONDAY, 16 OPEN ARTS STUDIO � 6 to 8 p.m., ever Monday drawing studio. Easels, donkeys and drawing boards provided. 11 Indian Wells Hwy. 631-267-2787. $15. WINTER BREAK WORK WORKSHOP AT THE PARRISH � The Parrish Art Museum in Southampton has a stimulating roster of creative art workshops lined up for FRIDAY, 20 TELLY, THE REALM- The Stephen Talkhouse in Amagansett presents the Creamsicles at 10 p.m. 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117. HANSEL AND GRETEL- The Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center will present its School Vacation Theatre Camp production of Hansel & Gretel at 7:00pm Please find attached a press release and jpeg. Tickets are $15. For more information, please call the Box Office at (631) 288-1500 or visit us on the web at . DAMAGED CINEMA SERIES: WINGS OF DESIRE � At 7 p.m. at the Parrish Art Museum on 25 Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-283-2118. THE PICTURE SHOW AT BAY STREET � "The Night Of The Iguana" plays at Bay Street Theatre located on the Long Wharf in Sag Harbor. Tickets are $5. Call 631-7250818. SATURDAY, 21 CABARET AT BAY STREET � At 2/21 is a Moulin Rouge Evening by Jane Hastay, pianist/singer and Peter Martin Weiss a bassist/singer. This duo, known for classic standards and cool jazz, will include special French bistro songs by Edith Pilaf and Michel Legrand for this unique cabaret performance. Tickets are $20. 631-725-0818. TELLY, THE REALM- The Stephen Talkhouse in Amagansett presents the Bastards Of Boom w/Samba Boom at 10 p.m. 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117 FILM: THE SECRET OF THE GRAIN - At the Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center. $10 for adults, $7 for seniors and students, $3 for film society members. 76 Main Street, Westhampton Beach, 631-288-1500. THE PICTURE SHOW AT BAY STREET � "Moulin Rouge" plays at Bay Street Theatre located on the Long Wharf in Sag Harbor. Tickets are $5. Call 631-725-0818. HunterDouglas STOP $ GIVEAWAY THE PER WINDOW (10MAX) SILHOUETTE� WINDOW SHADINGS 100 REBATE PLUS SAVE $50 - $300 ON OTHER SELECT WINDOW FASHIONS INCLUDING � DUETTE� ARCHITELLA� HONEYCOMB SHADES � SKYLINETM GLIDING WINDOW PANELS PER WINDOW (10 MAX PER PRODUCT) DISCOVER WINDOW FASHIONS THAT CAN PROTECT YOUR DECOR. Care for the Customer & Quality Craftmanship since 1950 Come visit our Showroom Monday - Saturday 9-5 44500 Route 48 Southold NY 11971 Wallace Home Design Center 631-765-3890 1197446 Please be advised there is an early classified deadline for the February 27th issue. Deadline has been changed to Friday, February 20th at 5pm. If you would like to run a classified ad in the February 27th issue, please call 631-283-1000 by Friday, February 20 at 5:00pm For totally complete, up-to-the-minute listings, go to danshamptons.com click on: Calendar www.wallace.hdwfg.com Thank you! DAN'S PAPERS, February 13, 2009 Page 47 www.danshamptons.com Letters THE PARTY'S OVER Dear Dan, To the gluttonous CEOs of America's failed megacorporations: The party's over. Cork up the Chivas Regal and drink some Kool-Aid. Put your polo ponies out to pasture. Sell your yachts to the United Arab Emirates. Downsize your corporate jet fleet. Plow under your private golf courses and plant a Victory Garden. Avarice and conspicuous consumption are no longer in vogue. Paul G. Jaehnert Vadnais Hts., MN Via e-mail I'll drink to that. � D.R. ANOTHER POV Dear Dan, We understand that leftist ideologues do not allow logic, rationality or facts to alter their beliefs. So your response to Stuart Gillman's e-mail (January 16), "Before you get here, you're an illegal," was not surprising, just pathetic. Ken Niehaus Via e-mail TROUBLE IN PARADISE Dear Dan, I am writing to you after years of trying to get the attention of the person responsible for road hazards in Sagaponack. The buck is simply passed from one person to the other with no one willing to take a look and make a decision one way or the other. A guardrail was built on both sides of Hedges Lane at Old Barn Lane (West of Town Line) to keep vehicles out of a small culvert. The guardrails are a greater danger than the problem they are intended to fix. A vehicle � anything smaller than an eighteen-wheeler � hitting it head-on would be impaled by the cross-member (similar construction existed on the Parkways � Northern and Southern State � many years ago). Please drive by at your convenience and see for yourself whether or not you agree. Joe Rubio Via e-mail e-mail Dan at email@example.com DON'T DRINK THE WATER Dear Editor, I think your readers that have to drink Suffolk County Water Authority tap-water should be advised that the Maximum Contaminant Level Goal (MCLG) for radioactive compounds is ZERO, yet [the published] tables indicate the SCWA blends radioactive water to meet EPA's flawed Maximum Contaminant Level (MCL) - even for radioactive compounds. Since SCWA water mains began interconnecting dozens of wells in some areas after 2001, many became radioactive too. After smoking, Radon is the leading cause of lung cancer and the tables show there's lots of Radon in public wells serving Bridgehampton, Westhampton, Sag Harbor and other LI towns. Before 2001, we had one well in Patchogue (Waterworks); thereafter 37 � so we switched to purified water. (LOEW'S sells the PRIMO brand in 5 gal jugs.) In stories extolling the SCWA's "pristine" water, Newsday, NY Times and Town officials appear to consider radioactive water to be "pristine" simply because God created Uranium, Radon, Strontium, and other radioactive ...ium's. They also advertise free, re-usable plastic bottles developed by the SCWA to save our landfills by filling them with tap water; neglecting to mention the SCWA's radioactive wells. Of course, those lucky enough to be on private non-radioactive wells only have to worry about drinking toxic leachate blends from landfills that were supposed to be closed in 1990 to protect our ground water. Since most of Long Island's western most farms are gone, radioactive irrigation wells are no longer a big problem for wildlife. Dr. Carmine F. Vasile Patchogue, NY To see the published tables, go to http://gfxtechnology.com/WD-00.html http://gfxtechnology.com/WD-01.html and the same prefix with /WD-02.html; /WD-04.html; /WD-05.html /WD-06.html & /WD-07.html. � S.G. I called the Town about it years ago and they did nothing. � D.R. GIVING THANKS Dear Dan, On behalf of the staff and clients of The Retreat, I would like to thank you for your generosity and support this holiday season. The holidays can be a particularly difficult time of year for our clients and their children. Every donation that is received on their behalf, both big and small, is greatly appreciated. We wish you and your family a joyful, healthy and peaceful new year. Michele Halusic The Retreat East Hampton I played Santa Claus there this year. � D.R. WHO WON AT MADOFF? Dear Dan, Your "take" on Madoff 's $50 billion was very well thought out. In using your term of "follow the money," you did leave out the big winner � namely the IRS. Take, for example, Carl Shapiro, who reportedly lost $400 million. His yearly profit on that sum, based on Madoff 's typical returns, would have been approximately $45-$50 million in highly taxable short-term gains. I'm sure, like most of Madoff 's victims, he took some or all of his tax needs to cover Madoff profits out of his Maddoff account. It would seem like the IRS made billions and was, as stated above, by far the big winner. In all fairness, taxes paid to the government on non-existent gains should be refunded as promptly as possible since many of the victims find themselves in extremely difficult circumstances. Donald Maharam Hauppauge, NY Absolutely. � D.R. Police Blotter Speedy A man from Florida was caught driving 49 miles per hour in a 20 miles per hour zone in East Hampton. After police pulled the man over and looked into the matter, they learned that his license to drive had been suspended. I'm not going to tell you why. Chef And A Cow In Southampton, a chef and a cow were spotted dancing outside of a restaurant. Well, it was really just a few folks dressed up in a giant chef and cow costume who were having a hoot of a time outside in the cold. No arrests were made. The cow and the chef are living happily ever after. Thief A man who resides in East Hampton part of the year reported to police that his house had been broken into while he was away and had been ransacked of nearly every valuable item, including an expensive flat screen television and, quite mysteriously, a breadbox. No Escape There was simply no escape for a man in Sag Harbor who was bombarded with snowballs thrown by who witnesses believe to be local youths. The man, who was driving his car at the time, was walloped with what was counted to be five incoming snowballs. His car did not receive any damage from the incident and the man was not injured. He did need a few minutes to cool off his temper, however. Luckily, it was pretty cold outside that day. Not So Pretty It wasn't a pretty day in Hampton Bays when a woman was charged with assault against a man who was her former boyfriend. The incident occurred after the woman asked how she looked in a specific piece of clothing, to which the man responded, "You look kind of hefty in that." Needless to say, it was lights out for the man, who evidently has only half a brain in his head. Sexual Assault Well, things are really not looking so good for the former East Hampton basketball star Michael Russell, who ended up in the slammer for two burglaries that occurred in East Hampton. The former star is now facing felony sexual assault charges in New Hampshire and could end up with a 30-year prison sentence. Guess He Was Hungry A driver crashed right smack into a general store in Sag Harbor, completely destroying the entire front of the store and nearly injuring a woman inside. The driver of the car was allegedly drunk at the scene of the incident and was taken to the hospital. Reports indicate that he was not seriously injured, nor was anybody else, thankfully. The storeowner, however, was one really, really, really, really angry dude that day. - David Lion Rattiner DAN'S PAPERS, February 13, 2009 Page 48 www.danshamptons.com Chimney Innovative Chimney (866) 899-8989 www.innovativechimneycorp.com Fencing & Gates PLACE YOUR AD HERE (631) 283-1000 Roofing Gary Neppell Roofing (631) 324-3100 � (631) 727-6100 Painting / Papering MW Lavelle Painting & Restoration Inc. (631) 567-1767 Window Treatments PLACE YOUR AD HERE (631) 283-1000 Pools & Spas Spring & Summer Actvs (631) 728-1929 www.springandsummeract.com Stairs & Rails H.B. Millwork, Inc. 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Guarantee of pay 3/4 work of employment contract period and any extensions. Transportation and subsistence expense to work site will be paid by employer upon completion of 50% of work contract. Job order #NY0895224. Contact NYSDOL, 160 South Ocean Avenue, Patchogue, NY 11772-3719. Attn. Elvira Sochacki. 631-687-4852. Illustrator needed, Beatrice Potter style, sense of humor! Have publisher. 631-988-9102 The Right Staff Lifestyle Management currently seeks experienced, well-referenced housekeeper for p restigious s Southampton Home. Must be child friendly, great cleaning and organizational skills. Top sal ary and health l insurance. Immediate hire. Please call 212-242-0777 and email firstname.lastname@example.org l . Food/Beverage FOOD SERVICE Faculty Student Association at Stony Brook University Southampton campus seeks food service associates to work t in our new campus dining and catering facility. Positions open include cashiers, servers and general utility. Various days and shifts. v Send resume or letter to Faculty Student Association, t Dept. DP, 250 Stony Brook Union, Stony Brook, NY 11794- 3209 or fax to 631-632-6573. FSA is a n Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 8:30-6 www.danshamptons.com DAN'S PAPERS, February 13, 2009 Page 63 www.danshamptons.com EMPLOYMENT/DAN'S CLASSIFIEDS General Job Nature: Temporary/ seasonal work on a sod farm. 1 month previous experience. Saturday work required. Lift/ carry 60 lbs. Random, upon suspicion, and post accident drug testing required. Company: L. DeLea & Sons, Inc. in East North Port, NY - Duration: 4/1/2009 12/15/2009 - Salary: The guaranteed hourly salary is $9.70/hr., or applicable 2009 AEWR. � Job Provisions: Workers are guaranteed 3/4 of the work hours of the total period. Work tools, supplies & equipment required to perform the duties assigned will be provided by the employer without charge to the worker. Housing with kitchen facilities will be provided at no cost to only those workers who are not reasonably able to return the same day to their place of residence at time of recruitment. Transportation and subsistence expenses to the work site will be paid to nonresident workers upon completion of 50% of the job contract. Interviews required. Apply for this job at the nearest New York Department of Labor Office and provide the office with a copy of this advertisement. Job Order # NY0895518. Office Office Manager/ Receptionist, P/T, for dental office, experience preferred, computer skills necessary. Send resume to: 631-329-3999 Situation Wanted A lovely couple will take care of you and your house. Legal papers, references. Please call 631-764-1932 Merchandise Wanted BUY/ SELL Furniture, Oriental Carpets, Jewelry, Silver, Estate Inventory. 917-825-0551 Email email@example.com Buying & Selling Postage Stamps. Collections Wanted Please Call 631-356-3813 Jewelry Wanted Highest prices paid for diamonds, gold, silver, and collectibles, any condition. s Call 516-639-1490 Long Standing Collector wishes to expand collection of guns, swords. Cash paid. Free appraisals. Instant decisions. Strictly confidential. Lloyd 631-325-1819. Automotive We Buy Cars 516-504-SOLD (7653) www.greatneckcarbuyers.com Fuels/Fuel Services Aabel 1 Year+ Seasoned SPLIT FIREWOOD Fruit wood available! Full, half cords available. Fast, FREE delivery. 631-872-4123 Firewood for sale. Delivered, Southampton to Amagansett. (631)835-9593 THE BEST FIREWOOD Seasoned Cord Wood 4x4x8 $200/ cord Log length uncut, unsplit 8-10 cord $500/ load DOM'S TREE SERVICE (516)944-6497 Caregiver looking for an in and out -home position. 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To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 8:30-6 www.danshamptons.com DAN'S PAPERS, February 13, 2009 Page 64 www.danshamptons.com DAN'S CLASSIFIEDS/REAL ESTATE FOR RENT Landscape/Garden MAC LANDSCAPE & ASSOCIATES, INC. Site Development, Tractor Work, Planting, Transplanting, Seed & Sod Lawns, Stone Walls, Brick Patios, Walkways, Driveways. Certified Horticulturists On Staff. 27 Years of Design, Construction and Maintenance (631) 725-1249 1st CHOICE Tree service & landscaping, fall clean- ups. Free Estimates. Quality & competitive. Mike 631-786-3464. Psychics TAROT READINGS BY JUDI 631-298-1606 Trees/Shrubs Southampton Village Large/ clean 2 Bedroom, 1 Bath. Washer/ dryer, Heat Included. Walk to All. $1,595 mo. 800-227-0595 Rental Wanted Married couple with small dog looking for room in non share house, East Hampton/ Amagansett area, preferably with pool for summer. Mike (917)697-3014 Summer Rentals BRIDGEHAMPTON DESIGNER'S OWN Renovated, chic 4 BR, 3.5 bth w/ large kitchen/ family room $50,000 Potential for extended season. Call Kevin 917-838-6636 BRIDGEHAMPTON. 3 bedroom, 3 bath, heated pool, Central Air, . 1 acre. MD-LD $50,000. (Also avail monthly) 917-690-8346 Summer Rentals East Hampton WaterfrontGardiner's Bay 180' unobstructed water views Sunrise/ sunset 3 BR /2 B/ A/C C MD-LD $55,000 Yearly, MO, 2 Week available upon request Jen- 212-244-9600 Commercial Rooms Roofing Services Reroofing: Flat, leaks, skylights, gutters, chimneys, architectural, recarpentry, decks, re-siding, repainting. 631-324-2200, 631-283-7060, 631-765-6200 631-288-1850 Sewing Carmen's Custom Alterations, curtains, drapes, slipcovers, cushions, blinds. References. Free pickup and delivery. 631-726-0093 Moving/Storage Always Available. Driver & Truck for your light hauling needs. House Cleanouts. Call 631-723-3456, 631-946-2565. GREENPORT Location, loca- EAST HAMPTON Room for tion, location! 2,000 contiguous rent. Near village. sq. ft. & 1,000 sq. ft. retail 631-329-0857 516-647-3193 spaces in gorgeous historic building in the heart of quaint H AM P T O N B AY S maritime village. Very high trafWATERFRONT fic location. Charming original pressed tin walls, 14 foot ceilRooms Available ings and over sized storefront For Rent With display window. Large storage Kitchen & Private Bath area. Asking $20/ sq. ft. plus Walking Distance To utilities. Owner flexible on cusMontauk Highway tomizing size/ space. Photos $695/ Month Unfurnished available. Viewings by appoint$775/ Month Furnished ment. 917-502-1181 or $200 Weekly Furnished 201-320-3004 $75 Daily Furnished n Quogue: Industrial space, 2 miles from Sunrise Hwy., 4,100 sq. ft., will divide, great space for exotic car collector or club, shop or storage. All new paint. Separate office & bathroom. (631)804-2732 Quogue: Office space available, great for service business, 800 sq. ft., heat/ air conditioning, consists of 3 offices and bathroom. (631)804-2732 SAG HARBOR Large beautifully refinished highly visable office/ studio space with attached apartment. Call 631-725-7189 SAG HARBOR VILLAGE COMMERCIAL OFFICE/ RETAIL COMPLEX Multiple Buildings �One bldg residence/ Office �One Bldg Office/ Retail �One bldg heated storage Bridgehampton 4 Bedroom, 3 bath, 2 private acres. Great home: Pool, Large Deck, Pretty 516-729-7000 Landscaping. Lots of lawn! Terrific Master Suite (Double Jacuzzi). 2-story Great Room SOUTHAMPTON 71 Hill (Beamed Ceiling). Minutes Street. Bright, renovated offices. Hampton Classic, Sag Harbor, 700- 3,000 sq. ft. Flexible terms, Ocean Beaches. MD- LD: On site parking. Private bath$39,000. July- LD $37,000. rooms, balconies. 212-249-4460 917-797-8838 Several size units available Bridgehampton 4 bedroom Beach House. Dock on Mecox MIAMI BEACH.. Bay with canoe. 3-minute walk CANYON RANCH Gorgeous glass sunlit 1/1 corner to ocean. A/C. Privacy. Amazing Location! www.swansnest.com unit, contemporary, furnished. 212-794-1000 631-506-0168 For Further Information Call (631) 728-5131 SAG HARBOR Private 5 wooded acres, use of entire house, heated pool, $750/ room includes utilities. 2 available. 631-875-2776 EAST HAMPTON Immaculate home Tastefully furnished Private setting, 3 bedroom, 2-1/2 bath with ground level office o and family room. Open design, cathedral ceilings, great for entertaining. Maste r bedroom suite e on separate floor with balcony and loft area. F rench doors in living room overlook heated pool, deck, o and beautiful landscaping. Teak furniture on outdoor dining deck with Webe r gas grill. e Fireplace, central air, central vac. TVs with Cable/VCR/DVD and cable modem in office. c Indoor/outdoor sound system. MD- LD. $35,000 917-375-3915 Trees/Shrubs Tree Service. Deal directly with climber. Pruning, feeding, removal, stump grinding, lot clearing. Planting, transplanting. 60" and 90" Tree spade. Peter Grealish. 631-283-9326. East Hampton beach community. Comfort awaits you. Private wooded acre. 4 bedrooms. 3 bath. Sleeps 8. Master suite, over-sized Jacuzzi. Heated pool plus hot tub. Light filled great room, architectural details, CAC, fireplace. Extensive decking, landscaping, awnings. Cable, broadband, wi-fi, 2 bikes. No groups. Visuals see www.homeaway.com #214167. MD- LD $50,000; May: $10,000, June: $15,000, July: $20,000, August: $25,000, September: $10,000. Inquire email@example.com or call 917-287-5544 631-324-2207 212-724-7679 EAST HAMPTON BEACH HOUSE Easy access to East Hampton /Amagansett Village. New Construction, u Beautifully furnished, 4-5 bedrooms, 4 bath, all amenities, Heated 20x40 in-ground pool, bike to ocean k (Indian Wells Beach), Walk to youth park (basketball, tennis, track), MD-LD $45,000 June- $10,000 e July- $19,000 August- $21,000 Angelo at 914-906-8245 East Hampton Dune Alpin Sunny 2 Bedrooms plus sleeping loft, 2 fireplaces, 2.5 Baths, central air. pool and tennis. Bike to ocean. Walk to Red Horse. MD- LD $40,000 Owner 212-228-9678 631-537-7519 East Hampton Overlooking East Hampton Stables Feed the horses from private backyard, 2 MBR's, 2 addl. BR's and bath, large tiled cathedral ceiling entry hall, huge cathedral ceiling DR with fireplace, wood paneled study/ TV room, living room with baby grand, 2 zone CAC, brick entertainment patio, new 18x38 gunite pool (not heated), on half acre, one mile to center of E.H. $55,000 MD to LD. Will consider monthly rentals. No groups, please. Contact owner at 914.374.5889, or your R.E broker. Summer Rentals AMAGANSETT DUNES New, 2 blocks from beach, 6 bedrooms, 4 baths. HDTV, indoor/ outdoor sound system, laundry, m DSL. No smoking/ pets. 2 Weeks $10,000 and specific weeks negotiable (732)754-2052 email: a firstname.lastname@example.org GOODFRIEND SELF STORAGE Climate controlled Nice "move in" truck 631-324-5550 Painting/Papering RQP Interior/ Exterior Painting, Staining, Power Washing. Quality Comes First! Free Estimates. Roy 631-431-8225 A1 Painting, Interior & exterior. Painting, staining, power washing. Quality & competitive. Free estimates. Mike 631-2871808. WHOLESALE TREES Leyland Cypress, White Pine, Kousa Dogwood, Birch, Pears. Many others. All Sizes. TICK CONTROL Complete Fertilization & Property Maintenance Programs. CALL MAC LANDSCAPE (631) 725-1249 Our 27th Year Aquebogue-North Fork Waterfront 1, 2, or 3 Bedroom Cottages. $15,000.00 season, or weekly/ monthly (631)-722-4096 Apartments BOATERS' DREAM SAG HARBOR AT THE DOCKS Residential Living Spaces Can be Combined w/ Garage for Yacht Owners 516-729-7000 0 www.liny-cottages.com EAST HAMPTON 1 Bedroom cottage, steps to bay beach, newly renovated, outdoor shower, lovely, affordabl e l summer retreat. Season $11,000 917-714-6432 631-267-6413 Party Svce./Music CARICATURES, Face painting or Live Music Fun, Entertainment at your party/event. 516-579-4706 caricatureexpress.com/ Visit Us On The Web @ www.danshamptons.com Out Of Town East Hampton PRIVATE QUIET LANE Charming contemporary 3 bedroom 2 bath on 1 acre i Walk to railroad & Village Large deck, grill Outdoor shower July $8,000 August -Labor Day $10,000 July - Labor Day $17,000 (917)553-0878 Out Of Town COSTA RICA 5 STAR OCEANFRONT VILLA 3 Master BR, 3.5 BA, Daily maid service, private infinity pool, gourmet restaurant, full kitchen, room service, golf, horseback riding, internet, fishing, tennis, surfing, spa, gym, direct TV, full resort amenities. Member "small leading hotels of the world." Conde Nast Traveler: "One of the World's top 100 resorts" www.villacedro.com or 800-221-5579 ext. 204 Classified Dept open 5 days! M-F 8:30am-6pm 631-283-1000 To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 8:30-6 www.danshamptons.com DAN'S PAPERS, February 13, 2009 Page 65 www.danshamptons.com REAL ESTATE FOR RENT Summer Rentals East Hampton Village 4 Bedroom traditional home on beautiful tree lined street, renovated new kitchen and c appliances. Close to town, beach, bus, train. Season $40,000 917-714-6432 631-267-6413 Summer Rentals East Hampton: Super deal! Stunning 2,400 sq. ft. Modern luxury home, 3 BR suites. Grand piano/ player, gorgeous 20x40 heated pool/ waterfalls, huge deck, voluptuous gardens, 1 acre. MD- LD $48,000. www.vrbo.com /99426. 516-676-7779 or 516-448-2321 Summer Rentals 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, fireplace, central air, screened porch, pool. MD - LD $40,000 Southampton Village - Convenient Heart-of-Town Location! Bike to beach, recently renovated, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, central air, heated pool. MD LD $59,000 Quogue. 3 bedroom cottage, south highway, bike to village, beach. Washer/ dryer. Season. $13,000 631-653-8750 Southampton Waterfront Pristine Peconic views. Gateway to the Hamptons, 5 BR's , 4 baths, den, exercise area, CAC/ heating, gunite heated pool, mahogany decks, pool house, basketball court. Boat Mooring MD- LD $75K July- LD $65K Monthly/ Weekly Available y (631)204-0202 (516)857-1795 SAG HARBOR HIDEAWAY, Fabulous 5/6 bedroom post modern three story home on private cul-de-sac. Minutes to town and Long Beach. First floor master suite, dual fireplace, CAC, open floor plan, heated pool, a multiple decks, tastefully furnished -- a perfect getaway. MD-LD $58K. Will consider e monthly rental as well. (Not a Share House) (516) 622-5360. SAG HARBOR WATERFRONT, POOL & DEEP WATER DOCK! 4 br, 3 full baths, garage, 2 fireplaces, CAC SAG HARBOR VILLAGENEW/ RESTORED Steps toVillage 3 br, 2.5 baths, radiant heat, Central Music, Spa Tub in Master Bath, Private Garden & Deck Live/ Work Can combine with 1 or 2 car garage; also guest house/ office Also Available- Studio Perfect for Weekends! $1500 All Inclusive SAG HARBOR VILLAGE 1 BR, 1 Bath Mint/ Private All Tile/ Fireplace Also Available a 3 BR, 2 Bath 516-729-7000 Summer Rentals SAG HARBOR- BAYPOINT Endless Waterviews/ Sunset 6 BR, 2 bThs Fireplace, Deck Outdoor Shower $30,000 Now thru Labor day 516-729-7000 Sag Harbor Village 2 BR, 1st floor newly renovated apt in heart of Historic district walk to all, no smoking/ pets. Long season $18,000. (631)725-1743 SOUTHAMPTON New Townhouse Community Beautifully Furnished Near Beaches & Village u Master Suite on 1st floor 3 Bedrooms + Loft, 2.5 Baths, Garage & Basement Pool & Playground 0 MD - LD $40,000 Call Lisa, R.E. (no fee) 631-793-7329 Summer Rentals SOUTHAMPTON Studio MD-LD Microwave, Refridgearator, No Stove. Utilities Included $2,800 Per Person 2 Person Minimum.Call 631-537-2900 For Details SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE Beautiful and Bright! Near Ocean. 4 bedrooms, 3 full bathrooms, central AC, new heated gunite pool, private oasis, mature landscaping. Walk to beach and Village shopping New gourmet kitchen, cathedral ceilings, laundry room, Jacuzzi, great pool-side patio. MD- LD $59,000 (917) 743-1031 Southampton Village Two Houses By Owner: First "green" house on the block! 4 bedrooms, 4.5 bath, cathedral ceilings, steam shower, woodburning fireplace. Beautifully furnished. Gunite 18x36 heated pool, garage and poolhouse. Solar paneling for electric & geothermal pump for hot water. VERY LOW UTILITIES. MD- LD $105,000. Also available year round or by month. Also: 4,200 sq ft cedar shingle 4-5 bedroom, 4.5 bath, 11-foot coffered ceilings, chef's kitchen fully equipped, 2 fireplaces. Designer decorated. Fire pit, gunite pool with spa, poolhouse, garage, plush landscaping. MD- LD, year round or by month. 917-299-6670 Photos available on request. Southampton Village: Charming house w/ guest cottage. 5 BR's, 4 baths, heated pool, Viking/ Bosch/ granite kitchen, beautiful bathrooms, walk to train, village, shops. MD- LD $38,000 212-947-9259 Summer Rentals WATER MILL 2 bedroom, 2 bath newly renovated cottage. t Inground pool, 2 patios, CAC, on large farm with great views. MEDIA/ RECREATION ROOM WITH HDTV, tennis privileges on private hydrocourt. MD- LD $29,500 (631)726-4477 WESTHAMPTON 5 bedroom, 3 bath. Much desired, well appointed, sun-filled, newly renovated, private 20x40 pool/ spa, quiet cul-de-sac. Walk to bay. MD- LD $40k July $15k Aug $25k 347-623-8499 Westhampton Beach 5 Bedrooms Luxury Rental Minutes to Town and Ocean Beach Annual: $75,000 Summer: $55,000 (MD- LD 2009) Sale: $1,695,000 Owners: 917-359-4991 or 917-301-2416 East Quogue End of Private Road. 5 Bedroom,3.5 bath, A/C, Heated 20x40 L Shape Pool, Hottub, Outside Shower, BasketEast Hampton Village Very private half village acre with ma- ball, Garage, 3 Fpls,Baby Grand ture trees, remodeled top to bot- Piano 6/27 - 9/7 $35,000. July Or August may be Available tom, inside and out: 4 BR (2 631-431-5143 email@example.com MBR), 2.5 bath with shower, furnished by designers, huge ViEast Quogue: 1910 quaint farmking/ Bosch/ Wolf kitchen with sitting area, large cathedral ceil- house, 4 BR, 2 bath, quiet street, ing great room with floor to ceil- 1 block from Bay, 15 minutes to Ocean beach, updated kitchen. ing stone FPL and dining table seating ten. 3 zone CAC, walk- Available weekly, monthly, seasonal. Owner (570)224-6773 ing distance to train station; 17x34 pool (not heated), French doors lead to lg. mahogany entertainment deck. $70,000 MD to LD; Will consider monthly rentals, please no groups. Contact owner at 914.374-5889 or your R.E. broker. EAST HAMPTON WATERFRONT VILLA 4 BR, 4 Baths Huge Yard with Boatslip. Pets OK. For Rent MD- LD $65,000 FOR SALE $1,600,000 Call Bonnie Milcarek Pari Passu Realty 917-679-9195 East Hampton. Log Home. 4 Plus Bedrooms, 3 baths. Includes separate apartment. Heated pool, near Village. July - LD $23,000 or Monthly. 516-445-8683. EAST HAMPTON/ SPRINGS By Owner. Immaculate & charming 2 bedroom country cottage with large, tranquil garden on .5 acre. Tastefully furnished with all amenities. Access to private beaches. High-speed internet and wireless included. See photos at VRBO.com listing #188652. AUG. 1- SEPT. 30 $6,500. AUG. ONLY - $4,500. SEPT. ONLY $3,000. Call: 917-705-5252 (No brokers please) EAST HAMPTON: DESIGNER'S OWN Renovarted 3 BR, 2.5 Bth, Private lush, 1 acre w/ pool. $40,000 Potential for extended season. Call Kevin 917-838-6636 Hampton Bays large 2 BR, 2 Bath, Waterview condo, full/ partial, MD- LD. 201-602-0912 Artsylisa@optonline.net Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. 61 Montauk Highway Quogue 631-653-4197 Jeancarbonerealestate.com Quogue - Four bedroom three g bath contemporary, heated pool with child safe fencing, all weather tennis court, $45,000.00 MD -LD Montauk's best kept secret! (2) Ditch Plains ocean view condo trailer units- Seasonal MD- LD $20,000 or yearly $30,000. 631-804-8048 Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton 631/283-8100 www.morleyagency.com Southampton - Pool and Tennis Condo! Spacious 2 stories, cathedral ceiling, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, central air, garage, private patio. MD - LD $25,000 Shinnecock Hills - Waterview c Ranch-Style Beach House! Very private, casual great room, 3 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, garage, decks, pool. MD - LD $32,000 Water Mill - Relaxing Contemporary Retreat! Convenient location, refreshingly maintained, SOUTHAMPTON 4 bedrooms, 3-1/2 baths, CAC, heated pool, jacuzzi/ hot tub, finished basement. landscaped, c IMMACULATE! $3,500 weekly or $12,000 monthly. Call: (631)283-4583 or Cell: (631)807-7907 SOUTHAMPTON BEACH FRONT Private Community Peconic Bay 3 Bedrooms, 3.5 Baths, Heated Pool & Spa, Outdoor Shower, CAC, Tennis Courts, Boat Ramp & Mooring. Stunning Sunsets! July or Aug. $50K John 917-478-9045 pics: firstname.lastname@example.org WESTHAMPTON HOUSE Oceanfront - Dune Rd. 1 BR apt.; furnished; large terrace overlooking ocean; l pool; gym; long season. (917)842-5658 Weekly Rentals Amagansett, Main Street. Renovated deluxe innkeeper's cottage. Master suite with deluxe bathroom plus additional bedroom and bathroom, chef's kitchen, fully furnished. Available immediately for weekly, monthly, summer or year- round. Call Chris for rates. (631)267-3133 BRIDGEHAMPTON BRAND NEW Spectacular 7,200 sq. ft. 7BR, 7 full bth, on 6 acres. Heated gunite pool, jacuzzi, tennis, basketball, gym, cook's kitchen, DR, gameroom, 6 TVs. Also 7 BR, 5 Bth house available with all amenities. Wkly or wkends. Owner 212-579-4964 www.theresidencesof.com Southampton Village South WALK TO OCEAN, Restaurants. Renovated 2BR cottage. June to Sept. $3350/weekly 5 (212)786-2562 M@re-int.com Summer Rentals Water Mill North Central Location Quiet Country Lane. Pristine 3 Bedroom, 2 1/2 Bath, Master Suite, Two Guest Bedrooms. w Living, Dining, Finished Basement. Heated Pool, Mature Landscaping on Private, Hedged-in Shy Acre. d All 10 Minutes to Villages and Ocean Beaches $39K MD- LD $52K Year Round Call (631)726-4561 7 SOUTHAMPTON LUXURY CONDO 3 BRs, 2.5 BA, pool, tennis. July $11,000 August $13,000 No pets, no smoking i 201-568-4440 S O U T HAM PT O N Magnificent Waterview Contemporary just 300 ft from Private Peconic Bay Beach. 3 BR's, 2 bath, 2nd story deck, outside shower. SOUTHAMPTON Shinnecock Area www.shinnecockrental.com 5BRs, 4.5 BA, CAC 1 Acre, Swedish Sauna, 25x50 Large Heated Pool July or August $13,500 July 1 to Aug 31 $25,500 May 25 to Sep 7 $29,750 5 718-541-8915 $6k June. $8k July. $10k Aug. Also for Sale Asking $845,000 (631)283-5499 Southampton: Privacy! 3 Bedroom, 2.5 baths, IGP, CAC, decking. No neighbors! Walk to Tennis and day care. Available: July $12,000, August- LD $13,000. MD- LD $23,000. Doug 917-478-7774. E-mail: email@example.com. To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 8:30-6 www.danshamptons.com DAN'S PAPERS, February 13, 2009 Page 66 www.danshamptons.com REAL ESTATE FOR RENT/REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Winter Rentals Amagansett. Renovated studios and 1-2,&-3 bedroom apts available immediately- May 1st. Furnished, private bath, kitchens, wireless internet. Beautiful setting! Walk to town, bus, train and beach. $1,100- $1,500 includes utilities. Call Chris (631)267-3133 Amagansett: gorgeous 3 BR, 2 bath, master suite/ Jacuzzi, wrap deck, heated pool, quiet. No pets/ smoking, references req'd. Winter: $2,800 monthly plus utilities. Aug.: $26,000. 339-222-3374 Bridgehampton, Southampton, Wainscott, Fully Furnished Studios. $900 Mo. Includes All. (Also avail weekly) Security Deposit Required Call 631-537-2900 Year-Round Rentals Year-Round Rentals Staging Services Rent - Sell - Live Well Homes Homes Hamptons WATER VIEW Condos & Cottages Sales & Rentals Call Barbara 631.725.4357 Simon Harrison Real Estate n Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. 61 Montauk Highway Quogue 631-653-4197 Jeancarbonerealestate.com Quiogue - New to Market and g won't last - Totally renovated country cottage with two bedrooms, one bath, large deck with plenty of room for expansion all on 1.1 acres. $395,000.00 Exclusive. Quiogue - Artist Chalet - two bedroom two bath charmer with fireplace, R.O.W. to water, .50 acres $850,000.00 Exclusive Westhampton - Three bedrooms, one and one half baths, _+ acre, quiet neighbor, one car garage. $350,000.00 Exclusive Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton 631/283-8100 www.morleyagency.com SOUTHAMPTON (SHINNECOCK) Furnished Studio Cable, Utilities included $700 mo. Call 631-537-2900 Southampton Village: Charming 3 BR, 1 bath cottage. Available Feb. 1 - May 15th. $1,600 monthly. (917)859-9989 Year-Round Rentals East Hampton 2 BR, 1 bath, 5 skylight sunroom. Beautiful garden, Koi pond. Walk to IGA, Village. Small pet OK,. $1,675 monthly. (631)324-2230 (631)764-4334 Sag Harbor: Looking for indiRemsenburg- Speonk Condo: vidual to rent charming, furImmaculate, freshly painted nished, clean, comfortable 1 BR unit on ground floor features 2 BRs, 2 full baths, laundry center, apt., quiet neighborhood, private entrance, EIK, $1,400 monthly. CAC, deck, pool, parking. New wood floors, windows & appli- W/D, A/C, & wireless internet available. No smoking/ pets ances. Walk to shops, gym, & n please. 631-786-5736 LIRR. Minutes by car to WHB & village. No pets/ smoking. $1500/ mo. Owner: Sag Harbor: Pleasant 1 BR, 917-952-4646 EIK, LR, furnished, private entrance. $1,300 monthly includes Riverhead On Peconic River. Beautiful renovated second floor all utilities. No smoking/ pets. 631-834-2448 apartment 2 bedroom, 1 bath, big sitting area with kitchen, Sag Harbor: Light and bright. furnished or not, CAC, heat, Beautifully renovated, spacious wireless Internet, lots of closets, 1 or 2 bedroom apartments. private entrance, no pets/ smokWasher/ dryer, dishwasher. ers. $1,450 mo. References, Easy walk to town. $1,525; Security. 631-477-8580. $1,950. References. Cell 631-871-1292 631-725-7189. SAG HARBOR Shinnecock Hills Waterfront WATERFRONT, POOL & Large 3 room apartment, full DEEP WATER DOCK! bath, use of sun room & laundry 4 br, 3 full baths, room, $1,400/ month includes garage, 2 fireplaces, CAC utilities. No smoking, no pets. Secluded area. 2 months secuSAG HARBOR VILLAGErity, first month rent required. NEW/ RESTORED 914-980-1174 Steps toVillage 3 br, 2.5 baths, radiant heat, SOUTHAMPTON Central Music, AMAZING Spa Tub in Master Bath, SECLUDED COTTAGE Private Garden & Deck Drenched sunlight Live/ Work Secluded 2 bedroom, Can combine with 1 or 2 car gaopen kitchen, dining, rage; also guest house/ office living room. Also Available- Studio Wood burning stove, Perfect for Weekends! gas heat. $1500 All Inclusive $1,500/ month 718-856-1001 5 SAG HARBOR VILLAGE 1 BR, 1 Bath Southampton 4 bedroom 3 Mint/ Private bath,on charming 4 acre private All Tile/ Fireplace property. Turnkey, no pets no $2000/ Month smoking. $2,000 mo. Also Available 516-527-5850 3 BR, 2 Bath $2200/ Month SAG HARBOR- BAYPOINT Endless Waterviews/ Sunset 6 BR, 2 bThs Fireplace, Deck Outdoor Shower $3,000/mo. Contact owner: 516-729-7000 Sag Harbor Bay Point: 2 BR Cape, immaculate condition, newly renovated, close to town & beach. Year round $1,800 monthly. June $4,500, July $5,500, Aug.- LD $6,500. 201-538-1262 SAG HARBOR cottage in Pine Neck. 2 bedrooms, washer/ dryer, fireplace, walk to long beach. $1,625/ month plus utilities. 631-834-3511 SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath condo. Beautifully maintained. Washer/ dr yer, pool, r tennis. No smoking/ pets. $2,400 917-312-0799 Southampton One bedroom apartment tastefully furnished. Private & close to Village. $1,100, including utilities. 631-259-2323 Southampton: Spectacular 2 BR apartment, fully furnished, 10' ceilings. Brand New Farrell Building Home, $1,850 per month. Please contact us at 631-537-1068. Southampton: Wow! Private entrance into 2 BR, furnished, spacious apt. Walk to College. $1,500 pays all! 631-271-3341, 516-680-5902 Wainscott, East Hampton: Furnished bedroom wing with bath, separate entrance, near ocean, maid, pool, etc.. $1,200 month. 631-537-3068. firstname.lastname@example.org Westhampton Beach: Studio apartment. Private Entrance. Central Air. Non-smoker No pets, $975/ month includes some utilities. References required. 631-921-6664. Leslie Tarbell Donovan Accredited Home Staging Planner Office: 631-283-8175 Cell: 631-875-4303 stagingplacessouthampton.com Quogue East Realty Co. Inc. (631)653-9660 www.quogueeast.com $699,000 New Construction. East Quogue. 4br, 3ba, hardwood floors, fireplace, CA, granite kitchen, beach & boat rights. w $599,000 Two story, 3br, 2ba, greatroom, fireplace, eik, finished basement, 2 car garage, 1/2 acre. HAMPTON BAYS WATERFRONT ESTATE SALES 3 Bed, 2 bath. 1 Acre deep water $1,095,000 BEACH 3 Bedroom 2 bath. 1.2 Acre $2,100,000 4 Bed, 3 bath. .7 Acre. $1,695,000. Good Selection, Prices Reduced South Fork Realty 143 West Montauk Hwy Hampton Bays 631-728-6565 Open Houses East Hampton Northwest Sat/ Sun 2/14, 2/15 12:00 to 1:30 PM 31 Alewive Brook Rd. Off Hands Creek Rd. . Motivated Seller Offers Attractive Contemporary with Heated Pool, 4 Bedrooms, 3 Baths, Well Priced, and He'll Finance You! 1.6 Acres $995,000 James Young, Licensed Broker 631-276-9381 Homes Amagansett: Sandy BeachFront, Napeague Harbor, nature preserve, boat mooring. For sale or rent by owner. Pics @ www.paulcalabro.com 646-369-4106 Bridgehampton 195 Hildreth Ave. South of the Hwy. Walk to town and transportation. House and lot, can demo or refinish. 2 BR with 3 baths (1,400 sq. ft.). Lot: 11,600 sq ft., Approx 80x153. Owner has approved permits with stamped drawings available for new construction of custom built one family, 2 story home, 4 BR's and 3 baths with garage. For Sale by Owner. $1,850,000. e Beach Development (718)523-5656 East Hampton village fringe. Price reduced! 3 bedroom, 2 bath, private yard. $550,000. Appointment 631-897-2151 East Hampton $1,600,000 Waterfront Villa with Boatslip Isle of Wight Road. 4 Bedroom, 4 Baths, Huge Yard, Hot Tub, Jacuzzi, Sauna, Steam Room, Fitness Room, 10 minute walk to Lion's Head Beach Call Bonnie Milcarek Pari Passu Realty 917-679-9195 Southampton Village - Convenient High Value Location! Stylish post modern, motivated seller, cathedral living, formal dining, 2 fireplaces, 4 bedrooms, 4 baths, central air, 2-car garage, Hampton Bays, Mooring rights! heated pool. Exclusive Charming 3 bedroom farm house $2,495,000 on a half acre of manicured property, many updates, private Southampton - Turn-of-Cenroad with water access! tury "Summer Cottage" in re$664,050. Coldwell Banker Visit Us On The Web @ Premier Homes Call Jamie . 631-252-7726 www.danshamptons.com Quogue East Realty Co. Inc. (631)653-9660 www.quogueeast.com East Quogue. 2 br apartment. $1,500 includes all. East Quogue apartment in private community. 2 bedrooms. No pets/ smoking. References. $1,400, includes heat. 516-817-9701. Looking for Help? Dan's Papers is your source to find the best help for your business. Call us today to line up your staff HAMPTON BAYS Clean 3 BR, Sag Harbor Village 2 BR, 1st 2 Bth ranch. New oil heat. floor, newly renovated apt in Owner $1,950. 516-639-2077 heart of Historic district, walk to all, no smoking/ pets. $2,000 Hampton Bays. 3 bedroom, 1.5 bath ranch. Living room with monthly. (631)725-1743 fireplace. EIK, full basement Sag Harbor. Year round. 3 with washer/ dryer. Hardwood floors. Central air. Walk to town room apartment $1,325 including utilities. No pets. and schools. $2,000 month plus 516-551-2201 utilities. 631-728-1271. Hampton Bays/ Southampton Beautiful water view. 1 Bedroom and efficiency units available furnished. Near college. Reasonable. 631-764-3834 631-283-8676 Sag Harbor: 4 year old, 2 bedroom apartment. Lots of storageDead end street. Close to beach. No pets/ smoking, Security check. $1,300 mo. all. 631-331-0085 631-283-1000 To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 8:30-6 www.danshamptons.com DAN'S PAPERS, February 13, 2009 Page 67 www.danshamptons.com REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Homes nown "Art Village"! Shingled two-story, gracious front porch, formal living and dining, 2 fireplaces, 4 bedrooms, 4 baths, private yard. Exclusive $1,650,000 Shinnecock Hills - Private Hideaway! Multi-level contemporary, upper deck waterviews, open living, fireplace, 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, central air, 2-car garage, decks, heated pool and hot tub. Exclusive $799,000 Homes Southampton Village: 3 BR, 1.5 baths. Move In. Walk everywhere. Great investment. $1,199,000. Owner (631)283-1020 West Babylon, 2 Home Special! Ranch, 3 bedroom, kitchen, bath, living room, sun room, W/D, full finished basement, with OSE, large backyard, front & rear decks, right off SS parkway. + Bradenton Florida condo. 2 bedroom, 2 bath, study/ 3rd bedroom, state of art kitchen, living room, lanai, in gated community, which includes, 18 hole golf course, swimming pools, basketball, tennis, fitness center, clubhouse, etc. Both for $550,000 firm! Will not split. Non negotiable. Won't Last. Serious inquiries only. Call John 631-466-1236 Condos/Co-Ops Land Bridgehampton South of the Hwy. 207 Hildreth Ave. Vacant Land (25,000 sq. ft.) Owner has approved permits with stamped drawings for construction of custom one family, two story home (3,500 sq. ft.). 4 BR's, 4 baths with garage can be built. Walk to town a nd transportation. For sale by owner. $1,750,000. Beach Development (718)523-5656 Land Out Of Town REMSENBURG Winter F reeze Over! 2.3 lush flat acres, SOH, renovate 3 BR, 2 bath existing home or build new, possible subdivision. Priced for immediate sale $990K Call brok er for details k (917)270-0216 Southampton Village, prime Hill St. location: 2 houses on one lot with large 2 car garage. Great income producer or use approved plans to build 3,000 sq. ft. with pool & out buildings. FSBO: $1,350,000. Call 917-573-7896. Southampton WATERFRONT year-round condo. Spectacular views second floor unit. Mint 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, living room, 2-sided h FIREPLACE, dining/ sitting sunroom, deck, patio, basement, tennis, pool, , marina. Low maintenance/ taxes. By owner. $675,000 Negotiable (212)986-8232 (631)287-6423 646-729-4751 (Cell) 9 East Quogue: Half acre building MAINE PINACLES lot for sale. Corner lot, Southern Penultimater People Prperties exposure on cul-de-sac. 2 miles The Hamptons are: from Bay. 4 miles from Ocean. Overpriced $242,000. 631-804-2732. Overburdened O verbearing Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. email@example.com 61 Montauk Highway Quogue Prince Edward Island Canada, 631-653-4197 featured in New York Times, Jeancarbonerealestate.com AOL & Money Magazine. What Long Island used to be. Huge Quogue - South of Quogue g gains to be made on Waterfront Street, 3/4 of an acre in prime property. 30% discount with location, $1,395,000.00 strength of US dollar. Summer homes, investment, development Quogue - South of Montauk and rental income properties. Highway, 1 acre building lot in Michael Poczynek, Century 21 multi million dollar neighbor, Northumberland, $2,100,000.00 michaelshomes.com, sunburycove.com or Quogue - 1 acre building lot in 1-888-295-6863 upscale subdivision, $850,000.00. Condos/Co-Ops Southampton Beautiful, brand new 2 bdrm, 2 bath condo, 1 level, fully furnished, every amenity, large patio, close to village, beaches. Reduced $595,000. Owner 917-843-4788 Real Estate Wanted Nassau Homes Point Look Out One-of-kind 3 lot home on ocean beach block. 3 BR, 3.5 bth. By owner, appt. $1.9k (516)889-2455 Quogue East Realty Co. Inc. (631)653-9660 www.quogueeast.com $749,500 Estate section, East Quouge. One acre. Westhampton - Waterfront, 1+ acre prime location, $1,100,000.00 Exclusive Out Of Town Clifton N.J. (2) one BR apartments for sale. 1 with terrace. Ceramic tile, wood floors, new bathrooms. $240,000 w/ terrace . $225,000 without terrace Or best offer. 29 minutes to Manhattan. Contact Gladys (631)839-6126 862-291-1787 Southampton. Couple looking for tranquil home to rent, or rent to buy. Need good storage space. $2,000- $2,500 mo. 631-998-3610 Mortgages/Loans HARD MONEY (917)681-3204 Classified Dept open 5 days! M-F 8:30am-6pm 631-283-1000 Classified Deadline 12 pm Monday $77(17,21 $'9(57,6(56 :$17 72 %( (;&/8 6,9( 6 127,),( 0$5. (7,1* 3(&,$/ $' ' 2) 5$7(6 2332 83& 5781 20,1 ,7,(6 * (9( 176" $/(57 $'9(57,6(5 $'9$17$*( To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 8:30-6 www.danshamptons.com DAN'S PAPERS, February 13, 2009 Page 68 www.danshamptons.com REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Realtor Listings CORCORAN Amagansett Office 140 Main Street 631.267.3900 www.corcoran.com Amagansett. Village South near Ocean. Beautifull 4,500 SF +/- postmodern, .5 acre, heated gunite pool. Exclusive $3.995M WEB# 49302 Marie Therese Hausig 631.267.7401 Amagansett. New listing on .85 acre. Lanes, off of Bluff Road. Expand to 6,000 SF +/- home, pool, pool house. Exclusive $2.795M WEB# 14203 Deirdre Jowers 631.267.7412 Amagansett. Bell estate area land. Private 1.92 acre flag lot. Room for home, pool, pool house, tennis. Exclusive $995K WEB# 00362 Peter Moore 631.267.7421 East Hampton. Excellent investment, 3,784 SF +/- 6 bedroom, 5 bath Realtor Listings Post Modern. Garage, room for pool, beach, marina rights. Exclusive $1.325M WEB# 39133 Fred Nagel 631.267.7403 Amagansett. Lanes by Bluff Road, 3 bedroom, 2 bath ranch on .68 acres. Open floor plan, fpl. Exclusive $2.595M WEB# 54611 Brian Nicholson 631.267.7406 East Hampton. Cape 2,000 SF +/-, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths on .4 acres. Deck, patio, landscaped. Room for pool. Exclusive $695K WEB# 15714 Martha Perlin 631.267.7417 Eas t Hampton. Terbell Lane cache, s 4,800 SF +/-, 5 bedroom, 5+ bath, 2006 Traditional on .92 acre cul-de-sac. CAC, heated pool. Exclusive $8.9M WEB# 20812 Arlene Reckson 917.331.3919 East Hampton. Historic gem, 2 residences. HC&G "Lilliputian Manor" on .5 acre. 4 bedrooms, 2 baths, room Realtor Listings for pool. Exclusive $1.225M WEB# 14458 Suzanne Rose 631.267.7420 Montauk. Hither Hills, 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, cac, heated pool, ocean views from deck, beach rights. Co-Exclusive $1.795M WEB# 54685 John Taylor 631.267.7453 Amagansett. Modern beach house, renovated, open and light. 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, cac, pool. Exclusive $3.9M WEB# 12467 Vicky Thompson 631.267.7430 East Hampton. Accabonac view land, 2.5 acres by harbor. Water access, room for large house, pool, decking. Exclusive $3.5M WEB# 3207 Krae Van Sickle 631.267.7400 Bridgehampton Office 2405 Main St/ 1936 Montauk Hwy 631.537.7773/ 631.537.3900 www.corcoran.com Realtor Listings beds, 3.5 baths, formal dining, living, parlor, cac. Co-Exclusive $1.65M WEB# 31088 Renee Despins 917.439.3404 Sagaponack, Fabulous value open plan home, heated pool, cac, close to all villages. Exclusive $1.25M WEB# 19984 Sandra Pullman 631.899.0313 Montauk Office 729D Montauk Highway 631.668.3500 www.corcoran.com Montauk. Charming beach cottage. Hither Hills 2 bedroom, 1 bath on .35acre. Room for expansion, pool plus beach rights. Exclusive $1.795M WEB# 11846 Lois Moore 631.899.0406 Realtor Listings mitz 631.668.3500 Realtor Listings Have a Summer Rental? Dan's will help you rent your summer, winter or year round rental fast. Call to place your ad today 631-283-1000 Montauk. Ditch plains contemporary, 2+ bedrooms, 2 baths, 4 blocks to ocean beach. Widows walk for ocean views. Exclusive $835K Southampton. Cedar Clad Cottage In WEB# 14956 Marc Raboy 631.899.0414 North Sea. All new 3 beds, 2 baths, eik, basement, yard, air conditioner units. Exclusive $495K WEB# 44928 Montauk. Private Contemporary perfectly appointed 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath Renee Despins 917. 439.3404 on .75 acre close to golf, Ditch, town. Co-Exclusive $1.3M WEB# 44818 Water Mill. Hamptons Condo near Ocean plus pool and tennis. Turnkey, Ray Hegner 631.899.0405 2 bedroom, den, 3.5 baths, fpl, cac Montauk. New shingled Traditional low cc, taxes. Exclusive $699K 4 bedroom, 2.5 bath turn-key on .6 WEB# 47780 Renee Despins acre. Central air, 2 car garage, pool 917.439.3404 permits in place. Co-Exclusive Br idgehampton. Country home with $1.185M WEB# 35507 Joan Hegner r pool and tennis, 3 acres, 4 bedrooms, 631.899.0402 master down, 2.5 bath, attached gaMontauk. Hither Woods Contemporage. Exclusive $1.875M WEB# rary, 5,000 SF +/- 4 bedrooms, 3.5 41583 Renee Despins 917.439.3404 baths, cac, on 1.06 acres. Garage, room for pool, ocean views. ExcluBridgehampton. Hamptons home sive $3.25M WEB# 53504 Gerri Toand professional office combined. 3 Southampton. Great location, new 1 bedroom, 1 bath energy efficient on Montauk. Waterfront Condo, fur.3 acre. Room to expand. Living nished 1bedroom, 1 bath in gated Fort room with wood burning stove. ExPond Bay complex. Cac, heated pool, clusive $499K WEB# 34182 Cristina tennis. Co-Exclusive $575K WEB# Matos 631.204.2618 36122 Linda Mallinson 631.899.0420 ENGEL & V�LKERS, 20 Main Street, Southampton Montauk. Majestic Views, renovated 631 287 9260 airy home on .5 acre. 4 bedrooms, 2 masters, garage, room for pool. ExBridgehampton South Custom Traclusive $1.25M WEB# 36681 Miditional: dramatically reduced 7500 chelle Montella 631.899.0404 sq. ft. home 8 beds, 11 baths, 1.5 Montauk. Hither Hills Compound, 2 acres, pool, pool house, tennis parcels .89 acre total. Main house and $3,999,000. ID. No. 1077303. garage on one, cottage on other. Exclusive $2.495M WEB# 34849 Helen Water Mill North Secluded Estate: 7000' grand Nantucket home 7 beds, Stubbmann 631.899.0412 6 baths, in wooded reserve, 7+ acres with pool, tennis. Terms $6,000,000 Montauk. Hither Woods retreat, ID. No. 1184236. 2,600 SF +/- contemporary on 1.2 acres. 4 bedrooms, 2 baths, heated pool. Ocean views. Exclusive $2.3M Southampton South Waterfront Ocean Inlet 170' Bulkhead with WEB# 43535 Janet Weimar dock: cozy 3 bed, 1 bath on 1 acre 631.899.0413 possible subdivision. ID. No. 1163848. Sag Harbor Office 155 Main Street Beautifully renovated 4 beds, 2 631.725.1500 baths, great outdoor dining area and www.corcoran.com heated gunite pool. MD� LD $45,000. ID No. 1181735. East Hampton business. 3,800 SF +/- 14 offices, 2 meeting rooms. .92 acres. Co-Exclusive $1.995M WEB# Beautiful Water Mill home on 1 acre, 4 beds, 3 baths, hardwood floors, 9514 Sandy Morell 631.899.0130 heated pool with patio. $1,599,000 ID No. 1154678. Southampton Office 88 Main Street/30 Nugent Street Southampton Village 4 beds, 4 631.702.9265 o 631.283.9600 baths, heated pool. Community tennis www.corcoran.com courts. $968,000. ID No. 1184314. Southampton. New Village TradiImmaculate 4 bed, 4 bath close to tional, exceptional construction, eye Water Mill village and ocean for details. 5,000 SF +/-, cac, gunite pool. Exclusive $4.5M WEB# 53748 beaches. Heated pool MD- LD $85,000. ID No. 1182741. Lylla Carter 631.702.9262 Summer Escapes firstname.lastname@example.org 631.288.1647 Water/Bay Front Ocean Beach Village Four Family/Office Space For sale by Owner w/Financing 30% Down. No Income Check. Needs TLC 850K 10-9PM 516-938-0022 Night: John Mac 631-312-2113 Fire Island Very private accommodations for the season or perfect rentals for business, family gatherings and wedding parties. 1147441 PUBLIC OPEN HOUSE (Brokers Bring your Customers) New Exclusive � Great Value w e t 35 Old Fish Cove Road, Southampton 5 d h e , Sunday, February 15, 2009 1PM to 4PM , y , 9 M o $999,000 *** 5 BR, 5.5 BA, POOL, CAC, SPRINKLER SYSTEM *** * , 5 , , , R M Jack Prizzi - Licensed Sales Agent Office (631) 725-2252 x 11 or Cell (917) 355-6129 Hamptons Realty Group s y List ID #518186 � IN #41271 Directions: 1197736 Noyac Road to Straight Path (Across from North Sea Fire Station), immediate left onto Old Fish Cove Road. 1198098 To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 8:30-6 www.danshamptons.com DAN'S PAPERS, February 13, 2009 Page 69 www.danshamptons.com REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Realtor Listings Southampton village. 3 beds, 2.5 baths, pool house with an additional bed with bath, heated pool. MD- LD $75,000. ID No. 1132440. Southampton village minutes from shops and ocean beaches. 4 beds, 3 baths, + 2 half baths, pool and stone patio. MD- LD $65,000. ID No. 1173235. Southampton Village 4 beds, 4.5 baths, heated pool, guest cottage. MD- LD $150,000. ID No. 1129028 Hamptons Realty Group 225 Main Street Amagansett, NY 11930 (631) 267-8989 A magansett- Marine Blvd Oceanfront 2 BR + den + 3 BTH, hot tub & small pool oceanside. Great location!! MD- LD $95,000. List ID# 15723. (631) 267-8989. Amagansett flag lot on Bluff Rd, steps to Asparagus Beach. 4 BR 2 BTH, Fpl, room a/c units. MD- LD $35,000; yr round $45,000. List ID# 157049. (631) 267-8989. Amagansett Fresh Pond Rd, 2 master suites, 2 BR 1 BTH guest wing. Tennis, Pool, hot tub MD- LD $50,000, 6 mo (long) season $60,000. List ID# 519141. (631) 267-8989. East Hampton Contemporary with lots of privacy. 3 BR 3 BTH, CAC, pool, decks. MD- LD $41,000; 7/1LD $35,000. List ID# 157369. (631) 267-8989. Amagansett Lanes, 4 BR 2 BTH contemporary with heated pool, CAC. Walk to everything. MD- LD $55,000, yr round $60,000. List ID# 154976. (631) 267-8989. Hamptons Realty Group 538 Montauk Highway Amagansett, NY 11930 (631) 267-6626 Amagansett- 4 BR /3 BTH in the Lanes, walk to ocean, Village, Jitney, train. Heated pool, gourmet kitchen. July $25,000; August- LD $35,000; July- LD $60,000; List ID# 156265. 631-267-6626 East Hampton- Walk to bay. Affordable 3 BR home Renovated and ready for Summer 2009! MD- LD $15,000; July- LD $14,000; List ID# 153980. 631-267-6626 Oceanfront- 3 bedroom home directly on ocean with large deck. Best priced oceanfront you'll find. Won't last. MD- LD $60,000; List ID# 518110. 631-267-6626 Realtor Listings 3 bedrooms, a/c units, heated pool, multi-level decks. MD- LD $27,000; July $12,000; August- LD $18,000; List ID# 517951. 631-267-6626 Oceanview- And bay views! 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, cac and fabulous beach d�cor. MD- LD $35,000; JulyLD $30,000; July $15,000; AugustLD $15,000; List ID# 156752. 631-267-6626 Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. 631-653-4197 Quogue 3 bedroom, 2 bath, waterfront cottage w/ docking rights. Screened in porch R.O.W. to ocean, 1 car garage, yard for kids. Md- Ld $45,000. Quogue 5 bedroom, 2 bath, ocean front cottage, completely updated, yard w/ child play set, flat screen tv's. Aug- Ld $40,000 or July $30,000. Quogue Right on open bay! Classic, 5 bedroom, 4.5 bath, screened in porch, boat dock, large yard to run around Md- Ld $90,000. Quogue S.O.H Post Modern, 5 bedroom, 4.5 bath, heated pool, pool house, 2 car garage, cac, in heart of village Md- Ld $95,000 Quogue Contemporary, 4 bedroom, 3 bath, heated pool, all weather tennis, bbq area, open living space. Md- Ld $45,000 Quogue Post Modern, 4 bedroom, 3 bath, finished basement w/ pool table, ping pong, bar. Heated pool, hot tub, and nice grounds. Md- Ld $40,000 Quogue Oceanfront Contemporary, 4 bedroom, 2 bath, rustic beach house, ocean side swimming pool, spectacular views! Md- Ld $95,000 Realtor Listings cul-de-sac. $725,000, Excl. #66047. Bryan Midlam 631.267.7330 East Hampton Village MD/ LD $64,000 Exceptional renovation, gourmet kitchen, 3 brs with master suite, 2.5 bths, den, dining room, private yard with pool. #244137. East Hampton MD/ LD $80,000 Private hill top location Views of Three Mile Harbor. Total renovation, stainless steel kitchen, media room extension with wet bar, 3brs 3 bths, heated pool, CAC. #246630 East Hampton Village South MD/ LD $85,000 Traditional close to village and ocean, 4 brs, 4b ths, private yard, heated pool, CAC. #244659 Realtor Listings SOUTHAMPTON OFFICE 631.283.4343 Southampton Land Opportunity $550,000 Private 1.3 acre retreat minutes from village, ocean, ponds and bays. Room for 5 br house, pool, more. Health permit in place. #344701. Thomas Knight 631.204.2746, cell 917.468.1889 Realtor Listings room, library, master w/ fpls. Web#53560. Exclusive. $2,400,000. 631-288-3030 Realtor Listings Southampton Office o 631-283-5800 1TownandCountry.com Southampton Village. Renovated 3 bedrooms, 1.5 bath cottage, full basement sits on .37 acre with pool. Web#98056. Exclusive. $1,100,000. 631-283-5800 Southampton village street. Renovated 2 bedroom cottage close to beach. Room to expand and add pool, Web#11437. Exclusive. $985,000. 631-283-5800 Bridgehampton Office o 631-537-3200 1TownandCountry.com Sag Harbor 3 floor penthouse apartment exposed beams water view 1 car garage, 2 parking spots. For rent TOWN AND COUNTRY RE and sale. Web#18277. June/ July East Hampton Office o 631-324-8080 $25,000. Sale price $2,495,000. Ex1TownandCountry.com clusive. 631-537-3200 Bordering 18 acres of reserve, renovate 3 bedroom, 2 bath home has heated pool, room for tennis Web#20345. Exclusive. $895,000 631-324-8080 East Hampton $135,000 Private 4.5 acre parcel, new 5,000 sq. ft. 5 brs, East Hampton Village.3 bedrooms, 5.5 bths, gourmet kitchen, formal din2 newly redone bathrooms, new ing room. #97494 kitchen, den and a one car garage. Recently renovated Web#14777. ExPrudential Douglas Elliman clusive631-324-8080 Real Estate Commercial Division East Hampton $450,000 Restaurant, newly renovated, Class 1 usage for music, bar, all equipment, extensive audio-visual system, long lease, available immediately. East Hampton Village Property $1,297,000 Zoned industrial manufacturing, for suitable commercial uses up to 3200 sq ft. Great potential. East Hampton Town $2,250,000 1.047 zoned commercial industrial and residential has a 2,950sq.ft. 4 bays and office, heat and air conditioning. 4 bedroom 3 bath Condo in Georgica Estates. Lots open space, fpl. garage community pool and tennis.Web# 14861. Exclusive. $1,150,000. 631324-8080 East Hampton Village proper, legal 2 family 2 separate apartments each with 2 bedrooms and ath.Web#11987. Exclusive. $599,000 POWER MAKE THE work for you! Call today to get your company the calls you're looking for. OF DAN'S PAPERS Westhampton Beach Office o 631-288-3030 1TownandCountry.com Renovated cottage with detached stuSouthampton $2,500,000 .75 acre, dio. Over 1 acre with amazing water zoned retail trade, many uses. 3 buildviews to Dune Road. Web#20056. ings total approx. 6,000s q. ft. MonExclusive. $995,000. 631-288-3030 tauk Hwy. frontage . East Quogue Tall ceilings Floor to ceiling stone fpl, 2 master bedrooms overlooking bay. Landscaped for privacy Web#20037 Exclusive. $1,900,000. 631-288-3030 Red uced 8,000 sq. ft. chef's kitchen, d media room, finished basement, 5 bedrooms, and 5.5 baths. Living Call 631-283-1000 Quogue New, post modern, 5 bedu Sag Harbor Village $3,500,000 Hisroom, 4 bath, heated pool, har-tru ten- toric house is the site of retail businis, pool/ bar house, putting green, ness, apartment and studio. Separate patio space. Md- Ld $70,000 cottage has retail usage. Quogue Entertaining Post modern, open space, 5 bedroom, 5.5 bath, pool, pool house, large property, MdLd $75,000 Aug- Ld $40,000 Quogue Classic 5 bedroom, 4.5 bath main house. Guest house w/ loft bedroom. New barn w/ kitchen and living room, and heated pool. Aug- Ld $85,000 Prudential Douglas Elliman EAST HAMPTON OFFICE 631.329.9400 East Hampton Resort Cottages $1,600,000 2 acre property has 8 rental cottages including a 2 br main house. Great opportunity for seasonal or year round. 1 year old, 4 br/ 3 bth post modern Over 2,800 sq. ft..Large den, kitchen, dining room, CAC 2 car garage, large East Hampton- Seclusion in Springs. basement and over .5 acre on OPEN HOUSE 189A South Country Road, Remsenburg February 14-16 (Sat, Sun & Mon) | 12-3pm Remsenburg Furniture Designer's Own Home This newly built 4,400+/- sq. ft. residence features 4 en-suite bedrooms, 5 baths, spacious country kitchen, custom coffered ceilings, limestone fireplace and mahogany floors and doors. The property boasts mature landscaping and a heated pool. Below builders cost, opportunity of a lifetime. House for Sale Southampton Village Call for Open House Dates! Web# 28739 Exclusive $2,200,000; Summer rental MD-LD $60,000 Linda Haugevik Enjoy Life In The VIllage Of Southampton In This Mint Ranch Style Home On 1/3 Acre Property Or Expand This Home Into Your Dream Home! Featuring 3 Br's, Full Basement, Renovated Kit, Bth Rm, Hrdwd Flrs. New Wndws, Siding, Boiler, Hw Heater & More... Rm 4 Pool! Walk To Train, Restaurants, & Places Of Worship. $995,000. (631) 838-2247 LH@SaundersRE.com 2287 montauk highway, bridgehampton Michele Sanchez � Real Estate Professional (631) 537-5454 www.SaundersAssociates.com 1197759 1197451 Office: 631-588-4663 � Cell: 631-312-7862 1197610 To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 8:30-6 www.danshamptons.com DAN'S PAPERS, February 13, 2009 Page 70 www.danshamptons.com Amagansett, on Old Stone Highway close to Louse Point Beach, an absolutely adorable shingled cottage with a bedroom, den, 1.5 bathrooms, a woodstove, and a ton of charm. There is a detached oversized garage with heat & electricity that is actively used as a wood artisan's workshop. Exclusive & well-priced at $649,000. List ID #521218. Call (631) 267-8989. East Hampton Northwest � Traditional-style 4 BR, 3 BTH, spacious open kitchen, dining area, LR with fpl, large den with cathedral ceilings plus a finished basement. Custom woodwork throughout. There is a brand-new oversized 3-car garage with over 1,000 sf of unfinished 2nd. story space, ready to be converted to usable living space. Exclusive. $1,100,000. Or rent for the summer at $30,000, year-round at $36,000. List ID #521992. Call (631) 267-8989. OPEN HOUSE 61 Whooping Hollow Road, East Hampton Sat & Sun, Feb 14 & 15 � 11 am � 1 pm Clearwater Beach, EH � opportunity for a package deal. On Waterhole Rd with water views of Hog Creek across the street, 3 BR 2 BTH traditional, fireplace, full basement, den, attached 2car garage, a loft and 420 sf of unfinished space on the 2nd. floor. Homeowner's-only private beach & marina are a short walk away. Exclusive. $649,000. An adjoining 0.5 ac vacant lot is also available for $450,000. List ID 522151. Call (631) 267-8989. Open House-#65 Edwards Hole Road, East Hampton Sunday, February 15, 2009 11:00am-12:30pm and Saturday, February 21, 2009 11:00am-12:30pm. Dir: Rt. 114 to Swamp Rd. to Edwards Hole Rd. to #65. Designers own sophisticated update of this timeless vacation home must be seen. Exclusive $1,200,000. Call Karen Benvenuto at 516-449-7025 Open House - #38 Maple Lane, East Hampton Sat., February 14, 2009: 3:00pm-4:30pm and Sat., February 21, 2009: 3:00pm-4:30pm. Like new 4 bedroom home less than a mile from EH and Amagansett Village and the ocean shore. Dir: Montauk Highway east of East Hampton Village to Maple Lane (private road between Cherrystones and Food & Co.), #38 on the right. Exclusive $1,295,000; Call Huck Esposito at 516-356-4780 North Amagansett � only steps to the Village, LIRR, shops & the ocean, this 4BR 3BTH home sits on almost 3 acres of wooded privacy & has all the amenities one could wish for in a Hamptons home: CAC, heated Gunite pool, all-weather tennis court, etc. Co-Exclusive and priced less than replacement value $1,995,000. Or rent for MD�LD for $50,000, long (6-mo) season for $60,000. HRG List ID #519141. Call (631) 267-8989. OPEN HOUSE 62 Fresh Pond Road, Amagansett Sat & Sun, Feb 14, 15, 21 & 22 � 11 am � 1 pm Come Home to the Hamptons Sleek, bright & immaculate, this four bedroom, three bath contemporary home offers over 2200 square feet of living space, the center of attention being the stone fireplace in living room with windows galore. The secluded grounds invite you to dine alfresco, take a dip in the pristine pool or simply relax on the surrounding sundeck. Exclusive at $1,375,000. List ID# 522630; (631) 267-6626 Open House - #56 Cedar Ridge Drive, East Hampton Saturday, February 14th at 10:00am-12:00pm Dir: Springs Fireplace Road to Cedar Ridge Drive, past stop sign to #56. Reduced sweetheart of a house! 3 bedrooms, c/a/c, FP and room for expansion/pool/garage: choice is yours! Exclusive $625,000. Call Jane Winningham at 631-793-9385 Open House - #40 Flaggy Hole Road, East Hampton Saturday, February 14th at 1:00pm-3:00pm; Monday, February 16, 2009 at 1:00pm-3:00pm and Sunday, February 22, 2009 at 1:00pm-3:00pm Dir: Three Mile Harbor Rd to Flaggy Hole Rd. (approx. 3 miles) to #40. Rent while waiting to buy this 3400 sq.ft. home just a short walk to Maidstone Park beach. Call Jane Winningham at 631-793-9385 OPEN HOUSE: 15 Old Hollow Lane, East Hampton Sat & Sun, Feb 14, 15, 21 & 22, 11 am � 1 pm WATER MILL 631-726-6600 SAG HARBOR 631-725-2252 EASTHAMPTON 631-324-3111 AMAGANSETT 631-267-8989 AMAGANSETT 631-267-6626 1197614 EH Northwest - Spectacular Designer's home on beautifully landscaped 2-acres that backs onto 50 acres of reserve. 4,200 sq. ft. 5 bedrooms, 41/2 baths, 2 car garage, central air conditioning, gourmet kitchen with SS appliances, 20x45 ft. pool, an 8 person hot tub & community tennis courts,. Pristine condition, built in 2001. Priced well below replacement value And owner is very motivated. List ID# 521479. Exclusive. $2,200,000. HRG List ID # 521479. Call Gary Goldstein at (631) 561-8833. DAN'S PAPERS, February 13, 2009 Page 71 www.danshamptons.com An executive in Europe is looking for a house in Southampton. Yours is perfect. Too bad he'll never see it. Residential real estate has gone global. Executive transfers to our area are as likely to come from Bonn as they are from Boston, or from Milan as they are from Minneapolis. That's a fact. But if your real estate agent is only multi-listing in the US, you're missing more than half your market. Doesn't make much sense, does it. to "lookers". This makes sense. Homes of distinction. At Engel & V�lkers, that's the only type we handle. Homes with character, great locations, and all the amenities buyers are sure to notice. So whether you're selling your home, looking for a new one, or both we're the people to contact. We're Engles & V�lkers - Southampton. And we're part of a worldwide organization with property shops in 25 countries and on four continents. When you list your home with us you'll be reaching not only buyers across the country, but across the world as well. Even more to the point, you'll Call us. totally committed to your vision. Because in reality it's very simple -- it's what we do. 1147427 DAN'S PAPERS, February 13, 2009 Page 72 www.danshamptons.com R F t., Sa E A L EN 14 OP Feb. S , at. E E US 2 -3 HO � 1 S T A T EN b. 1 OP ., Fe n Su E EN 4 & OP eb.1 Sa t., F EN 14 � OP eb. E 0 US -12:3 HO 11 4 EN . 1 OP., Feb t Sa E US 12-2 HO � E US 1 -3 HO 5 � E -2 US �12 HO 21 80 TOWD POINT RD., SOUTHAMPTON Waterfront, 3 bedrooms, dock approval. Web#54781. EXCLUSIVE. $975,000. Dirs. West on Noyac Rd, right on Towd Point Beth Troy 631-324-8080 ext.12 Linda Batiancela 631-537-3200 ext.104 97 HARRISON AVE., EH State of the art renovation on 1.2 acre flag lot, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, heated pool. Web#20345. EXCLUSIVE. $895,000 Barbara Feldman 631-324-8080 ext. 39 631-329-6722 6 DERING LANE, EH Six bedroom, 7.5 bath, pool, wine cellar. Web#13995. EXCLUSIVE. $3,100,000. Dir: Stephen Hands, left on Hands Creek, left on Long Hill Rd, left on Dering Ln. Stacey Barnds 631-324-8080 ext. 24 20 STRATTON SQUARE, EH Village street, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths. Web#14777. EXCLUSIVE. $1,295,000. Dir: Newtown Lane, left on Stratton. Stacey Barnds 631-324-8080 ext. 24 516-769-3674 145 CORRIGAN ST., SOUTHAMPTON Renovated, 2 bedrooms, 2 garages. Room for pool. Web#11437. EXCLUSIVE. $985,000. Dirs: Hill St. right on Corrigan Gloria Doyle 631-283-5800 ext.104 516-885-9065 Visit 1TownandCountry.com FOR THE HORSE LOVER Renovated, 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths on 1.8 acres with 3 stalls and paddock. Web#45306. EXCLUSIVE. $1,495,000 Nicole DiSunno 631-324-8080 ext. 19 631-255-3503 for full Market Reports including 2008 Year End Housing Statistics for your specific hamlet WATERMILL FARMHOUSE 3 bedrooms, separate garage on shy 2.5 wooded acres. Bring your imagination. Web#12222. EXCLUSIVE. $895,000. Janice Dalston Kreymborg 631-283-5800 ext.109 or 631-283-8821 BEACHFRONT COMMUNITY Peconic Bay, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, room for pool, community tennis and boating. Web#12653. EXCLUSIVE. $875,000 Janice Dalston Kreymborg 631-283-5800 ext.109 or 631-283-8821 SPECTACULAR WATER VIEWS 1.4 waterfront acre overlooking Three Mile Harbor. Approval for home & pool. Web#04558. EXCLUSIVE. $2,395,000 Nicole DiSunno 631-324-8080 ext. 19 631-255-3503 and to view our e-Rental Guide. Or contact us and we will happily send you a link. COMPLETE PRIVACY Sag Harbor Village restored home, 4 bedrooms, 4 baths, and heated gunite pool. Web#36222. EXCLUSIVE. $3,995,000 Jane Holden 631-725-2233 ext.114 631-987-8804 E US 10-4 HO4 � LE SA T OR REN F & POOL AND TENNIS Five bedrooms, 5.5 baths, 3-car garage and heated gunite pool on 1.94 acres. Web#11530. EXCLUSIVE. $3,400,000 Jane Holden 631-725-2233 ext.114 or 631-987-8804 E AL US -1 NT O 11 RE N H14 � E . OP, Feb EN . 1 OP , Feb t. Sa LE SA T OR REN F & t. Sa 69 MAIN STREET, SAG HARBOR Unique loft on Main Str., 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, elevator. Web#18277. EXCLUSIVE. $2,495,000. Rental June/July $35,000 Lorraine Randazzo 631-537-3200 ext.122 or 631-377-1473 RENOVATED TO PERFECTION Three bedroom, 2 bath Southampton post modern. Web# 54289. EXCLUSIVE. $1,150,000. For rent MD-LD $38,000 Stacey Barnds 631-324-8080 ext. 24 Linda Batiancela 631-537-3200 ext.104 WATERFRONT WITH BOAT RAMP Two homes: 3 bedroom, 2 bath main house and 2-bedroom, 1.5 bath cottage on 3.8 acres. Web#25460. $2,500,000 Elizabeth "Missy" Capozzoli 631-288-3030 ext.106 or 516-382-4481 IMMACULATE IN NORTHWEST Living room, fireplace, 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, wine cellar, deck, hot tub, pool. Web#11492. EXCLUSIVE. $895,000 Janice Dalston Kreymborg 631-283-5800 ext.109 or 631-283-8821 170 CEDAR STREET, EH Heated gunite pool, pool house, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths. Web#92458. MD-LD $55,000; other time frames available. 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