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It ain’t Christmas until Tivoli says so

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Opera with which Rossini proved Beethoven wrong

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BEN HAMILTON

GO ON THEN, reluctantly and with great sadness, it’s time to concede that Christmas is here. While the supermarkets made that decision some time ago – some even during the build-up to Halloween – and the julebryg came out at the beginning of the month, it’s clear the modern world wants the festive season to start before Advent and December 1. So this is my compromise: it ain’t Christmas until the Tivoli cash register rings (see G8 for minimal details on the amusement park’s grand holiday opening on Thursday 22 November). This year they’re going for the Russian-Scandinavian look, which roughly translated means that after doing the Russian Christmas last year, they’ve made do with what was in storage: some nisser, a façade of the Kremlin and some fake Swedish forest cabins. So to enter into the festive spirit, we’re running the first of our Christmas Select Shopping columns (see G9), which this week looks at the best markets out there

– or, at any rate, the most durable. Next week, look out for our selection of the best student-run arty markets, a seriously good option to find a one-off present for that special somebody. Or if you have an eye for an investment, it’s a chance to buy the work of a star of the future. Like Queen Margrethe, for example – I wonder how much her art is actually worth, particularly now she is the set designer for Tivoli’s production of The Nutcracker (see G3 for details, and in the newspaper in early December for a full review). The cliché “No Christmas is complete without” is one we probably overuse, and to be fair, I seem to have managed pretty well without seeing it (if managing well is being the Grinch), but this really is a great chance to introduce some culture to your kids. They might hate it, and they’ll probably fall asleep if you go on a weeknight, but at least you tried. So here’s to the festive season, a period so long it’s with us for over 50 days a year now. I don’t wish it could be Christmas every (seventh) day, but what am I going to do? Kill Santa and barbecue his reindeer? Establish a totalitarian regime and ban the colour red? Tax people for saying hyggeligt and skål. Now there’s an idea.

ANNEMIE AUGUSTIJNS

Semiramide (Semiramis)

Operaen, Main Stage, 10 Ekvipagemestervej, Cph K; starts Thu, ends Jan 16; performances at 19:00 (unless stated) on Nov 22, Nov 25 (15:00), Dec 3, Dec 5, Jan 1, Jan 10, Jan 13 (15:00), Jan 16; tickets 125-895kr, billet@kglteater. dk, 3369 6969; foyer opens three hours before curtain time (bars one hour before); duration 240 mins, two intermissions; sung in Italian with Danish supertitles; www.kglteater.dk ALTHOUGH the Quarterly Musical Magazine in 1823 described Gioachino Rossini as looking more like a “sturdy, beefeating Englishman” than a sensitive “fiery-spirited native” of sunny Italy, Semiramide (in Danish: Semiramis), composed that same year, encapsulates all the romantic allure that the journal found lacking in the man’s outward features. The occasion for the description was Rossini’s move to London on an invitation from the King’s Theatre. While the ensuing London productions of Rossini operas such as The Barber of Seville and Zelmira failed to wow audiences, two others fared as hoped and satisfied the crowds. They were Otello and Semiramide. The swansong of his career in Italy, Semiramide is Rossini’s operatic adaptation of a famous 1748 Voltaire tragedy, which in turn is based on the historical life of a 9th century Assyrian queen, Shammuramat. Rossini’s librettist Gaetano Rossi takes us to the cradle of civilisation, Mesopotamia’s Babylon (in current-day Iraq). Here we visit the Temple of Baal – a stone’s throw from the mythical Hanging Gardens – where the people await Queen Semiramide’s announcement of who will succeed her husband, the late King Nino. Two men, Idreno and Assur, the latter of whom was Semiramide’s accomplice in the nefarious murder of Nino, recommend themselves but Semiramide wants her beloved Arsace, a young soldier, to step forward. Arsace is late for the ceremony, and when he finally arrives he has no intentions of gratifying Semiramide’s wishes. The reason is he is in love with her daughter – an idea the egocentric queen is altogether unable to fathom. When the ghost of the late king briefly appears to dispel all mystery surrounding his demise, Assur threatens to reveal Semiramide’s crime if she doesn’t make him king. Things do not grow less tense and unsettling when Arsace discovers the true identity of his mother and father. Without revealing too much here, audiences will observe that this is where the story goes from apparently channelling pre-bedroom scene Hamlet to

Performance Old Times

Krudttønden, Serrdslevvej 2, Cph Ø; ends Nov 24, performances Mon-Fri 20:00, Sat 17:00; tickets 95-165kr, www. billetten.dk; 80 mins, no intermission; www.that-theatre.com Harold Pinter’s brand of morbidly funny and deliciously weird is coming to Østerbro. Ian Burns of That Theatre Company has joined forces with Sue Hansen-Styles and Angela Heath-Larsen of Why Not Theatre Company to present Old Times, an erotic and hauntingly surreal play that explores the unstable nature of memory. A married couple’s rural tranquillity is interrupted when an old friend of the wife’s shows up for a visit. The drama that ensues, according to director Barry McKenna, is worthy of a Greek tragedy. LL

It’s murder trying to get a taxi at the Opera, even if everyone is looking the other way

the bits of Oedipus that so caught Freud’s interest. Contemporary British opera-goers were, as mentioned, hospitable to Rossini’s latest opera seria (denoting a noble and ‘serious’, quasi-melodramatic style of Italian opera). Interestingly, though, the composer was in fact spiting none other than Ludwig van Beethoven, who had urged him to stay in the comical vein of his most popular work The Barber of Seville. “It’s unnatural for the Italian mentality to write serious operas,” he lectured at the height of Rossini’s Italian fame – a peculiarly rigid view for such a transcendent composer. Verdi, however, incidentally singled the work out as being crucial to his personal development as a dramatist. Forget Beethoven’s scepticism. Although seldom performed nowadays, Semiramide has aged well despite its lack of light-hearted humour, and it’s not only due to the unforgettable orchestral compositions and numerous show-stopping arias. The story manages to capture aspects of culture that have shown their appeal and interest over time. One curious example is the titular character, who is universally recognisable and happens to bear more than a fleeting resemblance to none other than Alexis Carrington, played by Joan Collins in the ’80s popular soap opera Dynasty. Indeed, the set and costume designer Nigel Lowery has opted for several

Madame Butterfly

Store Scene, Operaen, Ekvipagemestervej 10, 1438 Cph K; ends Dec 4, performances at 15:00 on Sun; tickets 125895kr; in Italian with Danish sub; 160 mins including intermission; www.kgl-teater.dk Wow. Isn’t Copenhagen lucky?! Puccini’s Madame Butterfly, one of the best loved operas of all time, is being staged in this city for the second year in a row. VS

Blam!

Republique, Østerfælled Torv 37, Cph Ø; ends Dec 1, performances Tue-Fri 20:00, Sat 15:00 and 20:00; tickets 160–255kr; www.republique.dk Suspend disbelief – and gravity – for the return of one of the most highoctane performances you’ll ever see. The death-defying stunts and thrills of Blam! are back with a bigger ensemble and better story. AS

direct references to that character. Also, for the set design, Lowery has chosen to indicate the unavoidable rise and fall of states and cultures by introducing photographs of partially blasted Mesopotamian palaces, the results of corruption and barbarism. Then there is the music. Brandishing the baton at the Copenhagen Opera is the multitalented conductor Israeli Rani Calderon, a fast emerging international phenomenon, who – if anyone can or will – appears able to bring about Semiramide’s deserved renaissance. He describes its arias as musical masterpieces, but also as individual makeor-break exercises. Intimidatingly, the singers will either find themselves equal to it – or not. Similarly, says Calderon, the choral singers have no choice but to rise to the occasion and reinvent themselves as actors – expressing real happiness, anxiety, horror – for the music to become ‘miraculous’. Semiramide stars globally-acclaimed singer Henriette Bonde-Hansen in the charismatic, complex title role and also features the English bel canto tenor Barry Banks (playing Idreno), known from the Met in NYC. One can only hope that the attention created by the great forces behind will foreshadow further productions of this musthear ‘song fest’.

Crazy Christmas Cabaret presents Hitchcock-Up!

Glassalen in Tivoli, Vesterbrogade 3, Cph V; ends Jan 12, performances Mon-Sat 19:30, Sat 15:00; tickets 100-370kr, www. teaterbilleter.dk; www.londontoast.dk This year, to celebrate 30 years of the CCC, the master of suspense is being reinvented by the mistress of suspenders. “I write the show about issues that are relevant to the public,” writer, director and leading lady Vivienne McKee told InOut. “And Hitchcock is as influential today as he was when he was alive. Just look at The Killing and Borgen − they have that Danish Noir quality that is undoubtedly Hitchcockian.” The plot sees ‘Vivienne’ decide she’s had enough of the CCC format and instead decides to adapt a long-lost Hitchcock script. Her actors vow to dispense of her as soon as possible.

KASPER R GULDBERG

Seeress Prophecy

Carlsberg; ends 17 Nov, performances Wed-Sat 19:00; tickets 1,075-1,395kr; www. republique.dk Theatre meets food at this Nordic food event hosted by culinary artist Mette Martinussen from the renowned Madeleine’s Madteater, and an artistic team from Republique, complete with a resident historian. A delight for your eyes, ears, hands and taste buds.

Wallman’s Dinner Show

Cirkusbygningen, Jernbanegade 8, 1609 Cph V; performances Thu-Sat 18:30-23:00; Tickets: adults 495-815kr, under-12s from 258kr; 3316 3700; info.wallmans@wallmans.com; www.wallmans.dk A group of dancers all expertly showboating in dance, song, instrument playing and magic, while attending to your table. SC

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16 - 22 November 2012 A fest like no other? Copy that! Mancopy and More Festival

Dansehallerne, Pasteursvej 20, Cph V; starts Tue, ends Nov 28; performances for all three productions – As it Fades (Store Carl, Tue & Wed), Inside and Adam without (Lille Carl, Thu & 23 Nov) & Every last Breath (Store Carl, 24-28 Nov) – start at 20:00; tickets: adults 130kr, kids 60kr; www.dansehallerne.dk GET READY for a dance festival like no other as three dance companies join forces from around the world to showcase several challenging and provocative performances. Set over nine nights, Mancopy and More is a festival created with a focus on global co-operation and a search for physical expression beyond limits. It brings together the Danish Mancopy Dance Company, the THE Dance Company from Singapore and dancers from the Budapest-based MU Terminal Company. Kicking off on Tuesday, As it Fades will captivate audiences with its raw themes. Created by choreographer Kuik Swee Boon, As it Fades was first performed at the Singapore Arts Festival in 2011 by dancers from THE. As it Fades focuses on showcasing mankind’s many

The Nutcracker

Koncertsalen i Tivoli; N starts Thu (Nov 22) at 20:00, ends Dec 22, performance times vary, Sat & Sun matinees at 14:00, no Mon performances; tickets 325-495kr, concessions for under-8s, www.tivoli.dk; 120 mins with intermission A traditional version of everyone’s favourite Christmas ballet but with a twist: the sets have been designed by the queen. This adaptation will make full use of the Tivoli landscape and feature appearances from funfair regulars Harlequin, Columbine and Pierrot – it’s going to be a cracker, for adults and kids alike. BH

Thousand Threads Loom ONE

NEW

Store Carl; performances Fri & Sat 20:00; tickets 130kr, concessions 60kr; 90 mins with intermission; www.dansehallerne.dk Thousand Threads is a new recurring platform with experimental, young, current, emerging and innovative artists. Autumn’s loom, which has an Asian flair, consists of four picks chosen by Dansehallerne’s artistic director Bush Hartshorn. BH

La Bayadère

Gamle Scene, Kongens Nytorv, Cph K; ends March 15, performaces Sat, Mon, Wed & Thu at 20:00; tickets 95-740kr; www. kglteater.dk La Bayadère, set in India in the late 1800s, centres around a love triangle involving a young British lieutenant. The Kingdom of the Shades scene is considered on par with some of the greatest scenes in Swan Lake. AS

The decision to play with the curtain drawn halfway up was not initally popular with the audience, until they learnt that it was the Nolans

facets through the medium of movement. Throughout the piece, Boon has created a performance where the story isn’t expressed through the dancer’s movements, but rather he uses the dancers as the actual emotions and ideas themselves. The piece explores two thematic threads: the first tackles the theme of memory, and the second explores the possibilities of the human body. As it Fades also stays true to the company name THE, which stands for ‘the human expression’. This is one performance that will have audiences memorised by the sheer beauty of dance as Boon captures physical nuances not easily expressed

Exhibitions Ge-Stell NEW

Clausens Kunsthandel, Toldbodgade 9, Cph K; starts Nov 16, ends Dec 22; open Tue-Sat 11:00-17:00; www. clausenskunsthandel.dk Bendt Ulrich Sørensen works with sculpture and printmaking. This gallery focuses on the work of printmakers, but will include sculptures and drawings along with Sørensen’s print-based art pieces for this solo exhibition. BF

Rune Elgaard Mortensen

Galleri KANT, St Kongens Gade 3, Baghuset, Cph K; ends Dec 8; open Tue-Fri 12:0018:00; www.gallerikant.dk Rune Elgaard Mortensen, a Danish painter who lives in Norway, will present new work in this social exhibition. The artist paints minimalist canvases exploring figure and form. BF

I Am the River

Nikolaj Kunsthal, Nikolaj Plads 10, Cph K; ends Jan 27; open Tue-Sun 12:00-17:00; www.nikolajkunsthal.dk Eva Koch presents a large-scale installation of an Icelandic waterfall built to scale. BF

through words. Following on from As it Fades, come two pieces, Inside and Adam without, which begin on Thursday (November 22). Inside, choreographed by Adam Fejes, takes a close look at the most primitive aspect of the human being: our instincts. Through relationships, love, isolation and reciprocity, the dancers show that the line between humans and animals is continually blurred. As if all that wasn’t enough, then comes Adam without, which is choreographed by Jens Bjerregarrd. This is a joint performance by Mancopy and MU Terminal – an in-house company hailing from Budapest.

The performance takes on a hypothetical biblical twist, posing the question: what if Adam was alone in the Garden of Eden? Audiences then meet Adam in two states – with a woman and without. I guess you could also explain this as a creative take on the ‘Men are from Mars’ book that alternates when it includes the ‘and women are from Venus’ part. The piece shows Adam in a sort of controlled laboratory type situation. The two lead dancers – although from the same garden – are exposed to different situations and roles. How does one respond when confronted with a woman?

How does one respond without a woman? It’s a fascinating and original look at questions rarely asked. The final performance, performed exclusively by Mancopy, is Every Last Breath. Choreographed by Jens Bjerregaard, Every Last Breath shows the picture the modern media has painted of the Middle East and then seeks to challenge it. It offers a look at what life is like in the shadows when one must take on many identities just to survive. The power in this piece comes from having the four principal dancers each hailing from a different background. Furthermore, the fact that

many of the young dancers have lived in the Middle East – under various religious and political regimes – adds a rare authenticity to their on-stage performance. Every Last Breath also reflects a core value of the Mancopy dance company – to create valid art that leaves an impression both in and outside one’s society. So if you’re up for having all of your preconceived ideas about dance challenged, while contemplating some pretty farflung ideas, then check out the Mancopy and More festival.

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It happened in the woods

Frames

Avlskarl Gallery, N Bredgade 28, Cph K; starts Nov 16, ends Nov 22; open Tue-Fri 12:0017:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www. avlskarl.com A diverse group exhibition curated by Alexander Schröder and Thilo Wermke featuring work by international artists Tom Burr, Kitty Kraus, Manfred Pernice, and Cosima von Bonin, among others. The work of Claire Fontaine, the pseudonym of a group of artists based in France who like to parody the art world, is also included. BF

Astrid Svangren

NEW

Christian Andersen, Høkerboderne 17-19, Cph V; starts Nov 16, ends Dec 22; open Tue-Fri, Sat 12:00-16:00; www.christianandersen.net Astrid Svangren’s artwork is a mixture of paintings, sculptures and installations. She favours a minimalist colour palette, with occasional pops of saturated colour to create a mood. This is a solo exhibition of new work by the artists. BF

Richard Deacon

NEW

Galleri Susanne Ottesen, Gothersgade 49, Cph K; starts Nov 16, ends Jan 12; open Tue-Fri 10:00-18:00, Sat 11:00-15:00; www.susanneottesen.dk British sculptor Richard Deacon will show new work in this solo exhibition. The artist has recently returned from a sculpture residency in Singapore where he created over 70 pieces combining print media and sculptural forms using paper. BF

Galleri Nicolai N Wallner, Ny Carlsberg Vej 68, Cph V; starts Nov 16, ends Jan 20; open Tue-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.nicolaiwallner.com Elmgreen & Dragset, the celebrated collaborative duo from Denmark and Norway respectively, will present new work for this exhibition. The pair works with issues of gay identity, performance, and the influence of economics and culture in public art. BF

Animations

Galleri Nicolai NE Wallner, Ny Carlsberg Vej 68, Cph V; starts Nov 16, ends Jan 20; open Tue-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.nicolaiwallner.com Scottish artist David Shrigley presents new work for this exhibition. Shrigley is known for his naïve drawing style and irreverent sense of humour. BF

Bryan Dooley & Thomas Yeomans

Peter Lav Gallery, Esplanaden 8D, Cph K; ends Dec 15; open Wed-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:0015:00; www.plgallery.dk Bryan Dooley and Thomas Yeomans are UK-based conceptual artists. Dooley works with conceptual photography and installation, while Yeomans works with the intersection of popular culture, digital media and painting. They will present new work for this exhibition. BF

Hans Alf Gallery, Holbergsgade 13, Cph K; ends Dec 5; open Tue-Fri 13:00-18:00; www.hansalf.com This group exhibition features work by international artists Dan Schein, Kim Dorland, Kent Dorn and René Holm. Through paintings and drawings, these artists share a common visual interest in post-apocalyptic landscapes and mysterious forest scenes. BF

Dimensions of Sharing

Overgaden, Neden Vandet 17, Cph K; ends Jan 20; open Tue-Sun 13:00-17:00, Thu 13:00-20:00; www.overgaden. org Suzanna Asp, Maija Luutonen, Sini Pelkki and Pilvi Takala present new work based on the relationship between private and public. Each artist’s individual work, from photography to painting, will be in dialogue with the others in this group exhibition. BF

Copy & repeat

BKS Garage Billedkunstskolerne, Ny Carlsberg Vej 68, Cph V; ends Nov 24; open Tue-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:0015:00; bksg.kunstakademiet.dk The official gallery of the Royal Danish Art Academy presents work from young Danish artists. BF

Reflektionsrum

LARMgalleri, Esplanaden 8D, Cph K; ends Dec 15; open Wed-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:0015:00; www.larmgalleri.dk This group exhibition includes local artists Christian Lemmerz, Oana Farcas, Kaspar Oppen Samuelsen and Asbjørn Skou, many of whom are regulars with this gallery. BF

EMILY MCLEAN

Galerie Pi, Borgergade 15D, Cph K; ends Nov 17; open Tue-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 11:0014:00; www.galeriepi.dk Beinta av Reyni presents new landscape paintings that combine surreal elements with traditional landscape painting. She is from the Faroe Islands. BF

Grafisk Skole

BKS Garage Billedkunstskolerne, Ny Carlsberg Vej 68, Cph V; ends Nov 17; Open Thur-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; bksg.kunstakademiet.dk This exhibition at the Danish Royal Art Academy’s exhibition space presents a dialogue between Denmark and Germany on graphic arts. BF

The Wandering Woman’s Momentum

Galerie Mikael Andersen, Bredgade 63, Cph K; ends Dec 8; open Tue-Fri 12:0018:00, Sat 11:00-15:00; www. mikaelandersen.com Elisabeth Tourbo explores religion, gender and existence with images of her visits to significant locations such as Grundtvig’s Church in Nørrebro. BF

Anri Sala

Louisiana, Gl Strandvej 13, Humlebæk; ends Feb 3; open Tue-Fri 11:00-22:00; Sat-Sun 11:00-18:00; adult tickets: 95kr, concessions: 85kr, under-18s: free adm; www.louisiana.dk The film and music compositions of Albanian artist Anri Sala comment on politics and personal relationships. BF

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16 - 22 November 2012 The Castle & Other Works: A one man show

Gesamt: Disaster 501. What Happened to Man?

Denmark’s Design Museum, Bredgade 68, Cph K; ends March 13; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00, Wed until 21:00; tickets: 75kr, under-18s free adm; www.designmusuem.dk With over 400 LP covers, this survey exhibition explores the stylish visual culture of classic album covers. BF

Galleri Christoffer Egelund, Bredgade 75, Cph K; ends Dec 1; Open Mon-Fri 11:00-18:00; Sat 12:00-16:00; www.christofferegelund.dk US-based artist Jason Jägel will be showing a new series of gouache paintings done in a cartoon-like style. BF

Recollections (of Willumsen)

Self-Portrait

Kunsthal Charlottenborg, Nyhavn 2, Cph K; ends Dec 30; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00, Wed 11:00-20:00; Tickets: 60kr, under-16s: free adm; www. kunsthalcharlottenborg.dk Gesamt is a crowd-sourced film, with directors from around the world submitting five minutes of footage based on one of six cultural works selected by director Lars Von Trier. BF

Danh Vo: We the People

Album Covers: Vinyl Revival

Statens Museum for Kunst, Sølvgade 48-50, Cph K; ends June 2013; open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; tickets: 95kr, concessions 65kr, under-18s: free adm; www.smk.dk Danish-Vietnamese artist Danh Vo has made a 45-metre copy of the Statue of Liberty. BF

Thomas Bangsted/ Cube: Kirsten Justesen

Still

In Transit

Gallery B15, Islands Brygge 15, Cph S; ends Dec 10; open Wed-Fri 13:00-18:00; www. galleryb15.dk Jesper Palm, a figurative painter, renders contemporary scenes in a traditional artistic medium. BF

Still here now

MOHS Exhibit, Sønder Boulevard 98, Cph V; ends Nov 26, open Wed 12:00-17:00, Thu 12:00-18:00, Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 13:00-16:00; www.mohs.dk A group exhibition in collaboration with MOHS Exhibit in Vesterbro. This exhibition includes 15 artists predominantly from New York. BF

Die Irren sind los: A Fluxus mini-festival

Nikolaj Kunsthal, Nikolaj Plads 10, Cph K; ends Nov 25; open Tue-Sun 12:00-17:00; www. nikolajkunsthal.dk An exhibition marking the 50th anniversary of the avant-garde art movement and group, Fluxus. BF

Galleri Tom Christofferson, Skindergade 5, Cph K; ends Nov 17; Open Wed-Fri 12:0018:00, Sat 11:00-16:00; www. tomchristoffersen.dk Bangsted’s large-scale photographs are haunting images of natural and industrial settings. The celebrated feminist sculptor and performance artist, Kirsten Justesen, will show work in the Cube. BF

A Clan of Boats

Faurschou Foundation, Klubiensvej 11, Cph Ø; ends Dec 7; open Tue-Fri 11:0017:00; www.faurschou.com Chinese artist Cai Guo-Qiang has created gunpowder drawings based on Danish history. BF

Galleri Bo Bjerggaard, Flæsketorvet 85A, Cph, V; ends Dec 20; open Tue-Fri 13:0018:00, Sat 12:00-16:00; www. bjerggaard.com This exhibition features artists making new pieces in response to the works of Danish artist, Jens Ferdinand Willumsen (18631958). BF

India Art: Now

Arken Museum of Contemporary Art, Skovvej 100, Ishøj; ends Jan 13; open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:00-21:00; Tickets: 95kr, concessions 75kr, under-18s free adm; www.arken.dk A new survey exhibition exploring contemporary art in India. BF

Louisiana Museum of Modern Art, Gl Strandvej 13, Humlebæk; ends Jan 13; open Tue-Fri 11:00-22:00, Sat-Sun 11:00-18:00; Tickets: 95kr, under-18s free adm; www. louisiana.dk An exhibition of over 100 examples of artists working with selfportraiture in the 20th century. BF

Out of, In, On, and Off

Overgaden, Neden Vandet 17, Cph K; ends Jan 20; open Tue-Sun 13:00-17:00, Thu 13:0020:00; www.overgaden.org Stefan A Pedersen presents new work exploring the relationship between China and the West, which convey feelings of displacement and a life out of sync. BF

our full

Malmö Konsthall, St Johannesgatan 7, Malmö; ends Jan 27; open Mon-Sun 11:00-17:00, Wed 11:00-21:00; www. konsthall.malmo.se Georgian artist Thea Djordjadze’s works, at the intersection of painting and sculpture, resemble propped-up landscapes close to collapse. BF

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Nivaagaards, Malerisamling, Gl Strandvej 2, Nivå; ends Jan 1; open Tue-Fri 12:0016:00, Wed 12:00-20:00, Sat & Sun 11:00-17:00; entry 70kr, concessions 50kr, under-18s free adm; www.nivaagaard.dk Johannes Hage Nivaagaard and Knud W Jensen Louisana both started their own museums and built an impressive collection of Danish and foreign art. LD

Kirkeby Epiphany

Mies Van Der Rohe and the Barcelona Pavillion

Dansk Arkitektur Center, Strandgade 27B, Cph K; ends Dec 1; open Mon-Sun 10:0017:00, Wed 10:00-21:00; www. dac.dk This exhibition focuses on celebrated German architect Mies Van Der Rohe’s 1929 Barcelona Pavilion. It was an important part of the 1929 International Exposition in Barcelona, Spain. BF

The people behind the plate

Museum of Copenhagen, Vesterbrogade 59, Cph V; ends Nov 29, open daily 10:00-17:00; tickets 20kr, under-18s: free adm; www.copenhagen.dk An exhibition of 1,300 shots of individuals who work in public kitchens and the food they serve. The portraits capture and bring to light a human element in each of photographer Brian Berg’s subjects. HB

Revolution happened because everybody refused to go home

Bureau Publik, Vesterbrogade 111, st, Cph V; ends Nov 17; open Wed-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:0015:00; www.bureaupublik.dk Featuring art that focuses on recent global protest movements in the Middle East and the US. BF

Edward Steichen

Det Nationale Fotomuseum, Søren Kierkegaards Plads 1, Cph K; ends Feb 2; open MonSat 10:00-21:00; www.kb.dk/da/ dia/fotomuseum Steichen helped shape the fields of fashion and glamour photography with the work he did for Vogue and Vanity Fair magazines in the early 20th century. BF

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SOD Space of Drawings, Holbergsgade 17C, Cph K; ends Nov 17; open Tues-Fri 12:0018:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www. spaceofdrawings.dk Rasmus Rosengaard’s minimalist drawings are inspired by animal skulls. BF

Per Bak Jensen & Per Inge Bjørlo

Ryan Gander

In the black of her eyes you can see the reflection of his camera

Dancing with the demons

Galleri Bo Bjerggard, Flæsketorvet 85, Cph V; ends Jan 28; open Tue-Fri 13:00-18:00, Sat 12:00-16:00; www.bjerggard.com Per Bak Jensen, an accomplished photographer, works with themes of nature and culture. BF

DAMPgallery, Esplanaden 1C, Cph K; ends Dec 1; Open Wed-Fri 12:00-18:00; www. dampgallery.dk Thorbjørn Bechmann works in the minimalist tradition with painting, sculpture, and video. BF

Ny Carlsberg Glyptotek, Dantes Plads 7, Cph V; ends Dec 30; open Tue-Sun 11:0017:00; tickets: 75kr; www. glyptoteket.com Per Kirkeby, one of Denmark’s greatest abstract masters, brings a selection of works ranging from 1981 to the present day. DS

French masterpieces

Tomb and Treasures

Chicken Strikken

Malmö Arena, Mässgatan 6, Malmö; ends Feb 17; open Mon-Fri 10:00-18:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; Sat-Sun 10:0017:00; Tickets: 165kr (MonFri), 195kr (Sat-Sun); www. tutankhamon.dk This exhibition features Egyptian artefacts from the famous Egyptian pharaoh Tutankhamon. BF

Martin Asbæk Gallery, Bredgade 23, Cph K; ends Nov 24; Open Tue-Fri 11:00-18:00, Sat 11:00-16:00; www.martinasbaek. com Photographer Trine Søndergaard presents focuses on both landscapes and portraits. BF

Ny Carlsberg Glyptotek, Dantes Plads 7, Cph V; ends April 30; open Tue-Sun 11:0017:00; Entry 75kr; 33418141; www.glyptoteket.com This array of French masterpieces will take you on a journey through from 1850 to the 20th century. LD Malmö Konsthall, St Johannesgatan 7, Malmö; ends Jan 27; open Mon-Sun 11:00-17:00, Wed 11:00-21:00; www. konsthall. malmo.se LA-based Lisa Anne Auerbach presents new work based on Danish knitting patterns from the 1970s called Hønsestrik, or Chicken Knitting. BF

David Risley Gallery, Bredgade 65A, Cph K; ends Dec 1; Open Tue-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 11:0015:00; www.davidrisleygallery. com British artist Ryan Gander won the 2009 Zurich Art Prize and the 2003 Prix de Rome for Sculpture. BF Holstebro Kunstmuseum, Museumsvej 2, Holstebro; ends Jan 6, open Tue & Fri, 12:00-16:00, Wed 19:00-21:00, Sat & Sun 11:00-17:00, www.holstebrokunstmuseum.dk Using graphics by José Guadalupe Posada, Dr Lakra has redecorated the museum’s walls in the most macabre way. MAR

Jesse Fillingham

MOHS Exhibit, Sønder Boulevard 98, Cph V; ends Nov 24; Open Wed-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 13:00-16:00; www.mohs.dk Fillingham mixes screenprinting, RISOgraph printing and illustrative elements. BF

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Ariel Pink’s Haunted Graffiti Store Vega Mon 20:00 190kr, www.billetnet.dk www.vega.dk

riel Pink raises conflicting opinions, but if you had to reach a consensus on a term to describe him, it would probably have to be ‘weirdo’. For good or bad, Ariel Marcus Rosenberg is an authentic specimen of a 21st century internet-era genuine weirdo. Ariel, a man crowned by a fuchsia Iggy Pop-like hairdo, knows this is not accidental, and that his inherent eeriness is an aesthetic driving force. After all, it was him who expressed his vocation in terms of making “the worst

thing − the thing that even people who liked bad, terrible music wouldn’t like”. No wonder The New York Times once called one of his 2004 performances “an experiment in driving two-thirds of the audience out the door”. Ariel Pink was born 34 years ago in the Beverlywood area of Los Angeles. The offspring of a broken marriage, the former heavy metal devotee turned goth, who is also an art-school dropout, has searched for his own personal musical narrative. The Cure was the last ‘new’ band he cared about; since then, he has been spiralling down secret tunnels of musical obscuritiy. Ariel’s art is the manifestation of his own musical cosmology, which appears to be familiar, yet murky and abnormal.

16 - 22 November 2012 The musical landscape painted by Ariel Pink feels like it is a collection of humankind’s musical history, as dreamt by a hyperactive kid. Only Ariel could present an interpolation of ‘Love me Do’, singing lyrics like: “She’s a nympho at the bibliotheque, Dr Mario, colonoscopist.” This is an odd mix, but it kind of sums up the polychromatic features of his music. Due to the success of his last two records, Before Today and this year’s Mature Themes, one could be fooled into thinking that Ariel is a relatively new name on the music scene. However, he has in fact been releasing home-made music since 1996, working as a oneman band, recording all the instruments himself, and even transforming his

mouth and armpits into beat-machines. It wasn’t, though, until the release of his album The Doldrums, through Animal Collective’s label Paw Tracks in 2004, that his name began to circulate, before he made his real breakthrough with the release of Before Today in 2010. Over time Ariel Pink has acquired a fully-fledged band, Haunted House Graffiti, and the muddy qualities of his music have taken on a cleaner sound. However, the eccentricities, complicated structures and idiosyncrasies of his music have not been sacrificed as he has become well known. Today he just manages to feed his zany music to more people. There’s undoubtedly a mastery to his performance level, which is matched

by a band that often includes the legendary R Stevie Moore, Ariel’s personal guru. For Ariel, the stage has become a second home: a platform for his musical and individual personalities to burst out. This month, two years after a soldout concert at Loppen, we have the opportunity to witness music’s most genuine weirdo and his pack once again. If we are lucky he will sing under dim purple lights and open a door to his peculiar musical valley. Ariel once declared that the unconscious is the territory that he mines more than anything, and maybe we will discover that we are all a bit weird ourselves. Letitia Despina

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Twin Shadow

Store Vega; 21:00; 180kr Born in the Dominican Republic and raised in Florida, George Lewis Jr is a one-man show. A string of immaculately produced pseudo ‘80s hits paired with his airtight, seemingly ironic stage persona made him a cult pop figure following the release of his clean, icy electro-pop debut, Forget, in 2010. Swapping his angel-faced, harmless art student image for the cocky badboy stud, his follow-up record has raised even more eyebrows thanks to a compilation of tunes that tread on even more intriguing territory. This one’s sure to sell out, so get in quick for some tickets.

Loppen; 21:00; 180kr Lee Fields is the last remaining bastion of soul after all, as his website observes: “There aren’t too many artists making soul music today who had a release in 1969.” Backed by a relatively youthful band, who in the spirit of the ‘60s are called the Expressions, Fields’s demeanour, raspy vocal style and sharp sense of style epitomises, according to Pitchfork, “a throwback done right”. Quite simply, there is no other performer around close to Fields (save for Aloe Blacc), and his music will become a staple of your playlist upon the first listen. Just try waking up to ‘Wish You Were Here’ one morning.

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Bloc Party

Store Vega; 20:00; 280kr The East London outfit emerged in 2005 with their debut Silent Alarm − surely one of the highlights of British music in the naughties. Stacked with hit after hit, ‘Banquet’, ‘Helicopter’ and ‘She’s Hearing Voices’ in particular have become iconic club tunes for the generations that missed out on the likes of Joy Division, Gang of Four and The Cure (obvious inspirations of the group). However, now seemingly running low on gasoline, their most recent record, Four (2012), seemingly fails to muster that creative TNT that lay at the foundations of their first couple of records.

Andrew Bird

Amager Bio; 20:00; 265kr The Chicago-born singer-songwriter (and violinist) made a name for himself by experimenting with the fundamental elements of folk music. Prior to the release of his new record, Break It Yourself (2012), the content of his musings were of a similar ilk to Belle & Sebastian: delicately pieced together ballads packed with overwhelming emotion. His latest release is patently more eclectic and honest. It’s a covert reworking of old-fashioned southern folk music and it’s fashioned in a way Fleet Foxes only came close to achieving, full of electronic quirks, orchestral flutters and unlikely beams of jazz.

Tame Impala stampedes Lille Vega Review Tame Impala

HHHHHH Lille Vega

he last time this reviewer saw Tame Impala was about three years ago. It was on the band’s home turf at an Australian festival, and while the music was great, it felt like watching a bunch of young stoners jam in their living room. Monday night at Lille Vega was different. Tame Impala was very aware of their audience and they had come to perform, doing away with the self-indulgent extended guitar solos I had heard before. Kicking off the proceedings with ‘Desire Be, Desire Go’, lead singer Kevin Parker braved the night chill in bare feet, using his toes to tap the pedals and twist the dials. A doe-eyed blondie in the front row shot him love ar-

The band in their ‘disinterested hipster’ Halloween costumes

rows from her eyeballs all the while. It was the Perth band’s first visit to Copenhagen, and Parker said they had spent the day walking around exploring all the “Lego and weed” the city had to offer. Parker later threw a Lego creation of his into the crowd, and fans scrambled for one of the splintered fragments. A few retro amps and a scratchy light that had the ef-

fect of an old-school Windows screensaver set the scene for the band’s dreamy, psychedelic tunes. The dramatic pause in ‘Elephant’, off their 2012 album Lonerism, was memorable. After a long drum roll, the drummer bashed out a solo and the rest of the band chimed in for roughly four bars before the song came to an abrupt halt. ‘Why Won’t You Make Up Your Mind?’ followed, as well as

two other Innerspeaker tracks: ‘It Is Not Meant To Be’ and ‘Runway, Houses, City, Clouds’. At one point, Parker sagged onto the stage, played the guitar in his lap and, as if cued by the drums, leapt up before slumping down again – an impressive move. The audience nodded and danced to the music’s reverberating drone. It was a packed room and everyone responded with cheers when Parker occasionally spoke, despite the microphone’s lingering distortion effect between songs. Some of the rowdier blokes – probably Australians – jumped about like jackhammers. Unsurprisingly, the crowd called Tame Impala back for an encore. The band played an extended version of ‘Half Full Glass Of Wine’, definitely a crowdpleaser, and rounded off a solid 80 minutes of quality music. And a couple of lucky folks took home a souvenir – even if it was just a Lego man’s arm. Max Freckleton

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Nick Waterhouse

Pumpehuset; 21:00; 120kr Just 25, Waterhouse’s distinctive music is rooted in the club-houses of ‘50s New Orleans, Detroit and Memphis. Few artists are able to pull this off with conviction, but Waterhouse succeeds because, according to Gilles Peterson of BBC Radio 1, he’s “so so good. It’s not old, it sounds old − but it’s new.” In true Motown fashion, he has a backing group, the Tarots, and a trio of female backing vocalists, the Naturelles. This will transport you back to a time and place where televisions were black and white and hovering cars still a possibility. Here’s a gig you really ought to show up to.

Nightlife Jessie’s Jolenes; Thu 22:00; free adm Crowned as Copenhagen’s best alternative club night in town, Jolene’s Thursday night has made an early start to the weekend an easy choice. While the club tends to always be filled to capacity on Saturday − with an array of Copenhagen’s young and trendy sporting leather brogues, dirty denims and cowboy jackets − the humorously-titled clubnight Jessie’s is fast becoming a night almost as popular thanks to its rotating in-house and international DJs. Ocean View Release Party Drone; Fri 21:00; free adm Located on Nørrebrogade, this basement club has become something of a springboard for Copenhagen’s up-and-coming acts − the most recent being Ice Cream Cathedral who recently played Lille Vega. The art rock group will be celebrating the release of its debut record, No End (2012), with a feature length show and all-night DJ set to follow − in the company of AC & Fidel Castro’s Døddans. A word

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Loppen; 21:00; 130kr San Francisco’s four-piece made their foray into the industry with an altogether different, experimental approach in the mid-‘90s. Emerging in the mid-‘00s with Milk Man (2004), their stopstart, sonically confusing and choppy hooks were embraced by listeners of the likes of the Fiery Furnaces, Animal Collective and the Flaming Lips. Relentlessly continuing their butchery of orthodox electronic music, even their most recent record, Breakup Song (2012), is alarmingly contemporary in the realms of noise rock. (Please note that Django Django at Store Vega on Thursday is sold out. ) Daniel van der Noon of caution: be sure to take some ID along with you even if you’re wearing high-heels or sporting facial hair, they’re prone to carry out random checks as I learned a weekend or two back. Mesteren & Lærlingen Sat 22:00; free adm Located between Kødbyen’s two main hemispheres − on the one side lies Jolene’s, Bakken and Karrierebar, on the other KB18 and a handful of pop-up venues − Mesteren & Lærlingen offers a lively bar atmosphere where you can get a quick cocktail in. Known for eclectic, off-the-wall DJs and its crowded dancefloor spilling on to the forecourt, it’s a nice breakaway from the heavier, smokier and more dance-orientated venues that give Kødbyen its lively reputation.

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Hot Chocolate: everyone’s a winner! MAYBE IT’S the Brit in me, but given how my writing and I are so inextricably linked to the weather, is it even possible to have a conversation without mentioning the weather? I don’t think so! Weather, in all its different guises, runs like a thread, weaving together the meals I choose to prepare and of course the seasonal flavours that are so important. It also means that when it is cold outside, I long for a hot drink to warm my insides or vice-versa. When out and about as a child in this late season, one of the most favourable treats my sister and I could hope to receive was a hot chocolate. You know the kind: a warm soothing mug of milky sweet bitter chocolate, topped with a good helping of cream and a generous sprinkling of chocolate to finish. Not an everyday treat, but something to look forward to immensely: an instant hug in a mug. Add a spicy heartwarming gingerbread man and the moment becomes a lifelong memory. I happily share the experience with my children, and between us we have our own favourites here in Copenhagen. It is quite amazing just how many varieties one can find here; in fact, I am sure a ‘bar crawl’ along and alongside Stroget would produce an array of styles. From the more modest powdered-chocolate mix hydrated with hot water, which usually tastes amazing as it is the one most of us find when freezing cold and battling the elements somewhere in a forest or seaside town. To the super-duper, “Look at me, I am

Events Christmas at Tivoli EW Vesterbrogade 3, N Cph V; opens Fri, closes Dec 31, not open Dec 24 & 25; Entrance: adults 95kr, under-sevens free adm; www.tivoli.dk Elves with red hats, colourful Christmas balls and small wooden houses will join the Russian Vasilij cathedral, as Tivoli takes the best from two worlds for their Christmas season this year when the Russian Christmas adventure meets the old-fashioned Scandinavian ‘jule-hygge’. Try out ‘the Siberian Railway’ - one of six exclusive Christmas rides - have yourself a homemade gingerbread from one of the stalls, and just soak up the magical atmosphere strolling around the illuminated paths of the old fairytale garden. RKM Christmas Tables Royal Copenhagen, Amagertov 6, Cph K; ends Dec 31, open Mon-Sun 11:00-18:00; free adm; www.royalcopenhagen.dk The Christmas Tables exhibition at Royal Copenhagen is a tradition that dates back to 1963. See the fantastically creative displays and don’t forget to pop into the Royal Café for some traditional treats and a steaming cup of gløgg. AS

a hot chocolate”, destination drink − the one that promises much and never fails to deliver. A block of rich dark chocolate lovingly dropped by stick into a frothy hot cup of milk where it melts tantalisingly slowly, too slowly if you are under the age of ten, before being crowned by a towering mass of chocolate-capped cream mountains. My boys prefer the one they can order at Books & Company in Hellerup, also the closest to their school funnily enough, but they assure me that my version is their second favourite (they are good boys and I suspect no ulterior motive!). It’s not too sweet, full of cocoa and topped with a generous addition of whipped cream. I asked the parents at school which were their favourite places to go and these are some of the suggestions they made. No two were the same, which leads me to believe that no matter where in the world we are from, Hot Chocolate speaks a language that we all understand. Books & Company Sofievej 1, Hellerup; www.booksandcompany.dk English language bookshop situated in the heart of Hellerup − pop by for a hot chocolate in the company of books. Peter Beier Chocolate Nordre Frihavnsgade 20, Cph Ø; www.peterbeierchokolade.dk A wonderful Danish chocolatier known for his exquisite handcrafted chocolates and now hot chocolate.

Pam Ann NEW performance Bremen Teater, Nyropsgade 39-41, Cph V; Sat 20:00; tickets 270-320kr; www.brementeater.dk Ladies and gentlemen! Fasten your seatbelts and get ready for takeoff you have the world’s most famous stewardesse at your service. Pam Ann, the iconic Australian comedienne dressed as an air hostess, is known for taking comedy to new, sky-high levels. Her fans include Madonna and Elton John. Get on board this Saturday at the Bremen Theater. RKM Tango con Carne NEW LiteraturHaus, Møllegade 7, Cph N; Sun 15:00; tickets 70kr, www.literaturhaus.dk Turn up the heat on a chilly autumn afternoon with ‘Tango con Carne’ at LiteraturHaus. Bring a partner and try out both classical and ‘nuevo’ tango moves to experimental live music. If dancing to fiery South American rhythms doesn’t make you sweat, maybe a hot plate of homemade chilli con carne will do the job. RKM Celebrating Nørgård NEW Emil Holms Kanal 20, Cph K; Fri 19:30; tickets 130-480kr, www.billetlugen.dk; www.dr.dk Young american pianist Jonathan Biss tackles the prolific Danish composer Per Nørgård. MAR

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Conditori la Glace Skoubogade 3, Cph K; www.laglace.dk Dating from the 1890s, La Glace is an institution here in Copenhagen and very well known for its amazing cakes. Take a visit and be tempted by both cake and hot chocolate. An ultimate day-out treat. Peter Lieps Hus Dyrehavn 8, Klampenborg; www.peterliep.dk Tucked away in the Dyrehavn, close to Bakken, is Peter Lieps Hus, a meeting point for families and friends throughout the whole year as they visit the deer park for a walk and some welcome fresh air.

Aqua Zen Meditation NEW DGI Byen – Vandkulturhuset, Tietgensgade 65, Cph V; Thu 20:1521:15; tickets 95kr, www.billetto.dk; www.dgi-byen.dk Take an hour break from the hustle and bustle of the city, and allow your mind to float away in a warm basin surrounded by candles. RKM Svalernes Flea Market NEW Nattergalevej 6, Cph NV; Sat 10:00-15:00 This is the time to be good ... Christmas is coming! Enjoy this flea market and buy bargains for relatives and friends. You will not only give gifts to them but also to Indian and Bangladeshi families who will benefit from the flea market’s profits! MAR B&W flea market W B&W Skibsværft, Ref- NE shalevej 163, port 25, Cph K; Sat & Sun 10:0016:00; free adm This flea market on Refshaleøen by Copenhagen Harbour is a great place to find 1950s and 60s furniture, art effects and gizmos and gadgets. Take a long look around: they have free coffee! MAR Jazz Cruise Nyhavn, Cph K; Sun 15:30; tickets 120kr; duration: 90 mins; www.canaltours.dk Discover Copenhagen from the water with a live jazz soundtrack courtesy of the Doc Houlinds All Stars.

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Dvorak, Strauss, NEW Tchaikovsky Ensemble Odd Fellow Palæet, Bredgade 28, Cph K; Sun 17:00; tickets: 200kr, www. billetnet.net; www. copenhagenfestivalensemble.com Six talented local musicians play Dvorak, Strauss and Tchaikovsky. MAR

Berlin Philharmoniker NEW & Sir Simon Rattle Emil Holms Kanal 20, Cph K; Fri 19:30; www.dr.dk Sir Simon Rattle will conduct the visiting Berlin Philharmoniker at the Koncerthuset, which will play wide range of German masterpieces, including works by Wagner, Lohengrin and Schumann. MAR

An evening NEW with Hitchcock Emil Holms Kanal 20, Cph K; Fri (Nov 23) 19:30 & Sat (Nov 24) 16:00, tickets 130-480kr, www.billetlugen.dk; www. dr.dk Celebrating the composers who provided the scores to the films of Alfred Hitchcock. Conductor John Mauceri will lead you through an evening of works by Franz Waxman, Miklos Rosza and Bernard Herrmann. MAR

Sagrantino Feast NEW Norrporten, Kay Fiskers Plads 9, Cph S; S a t 13:30-16:00, 16:30-19:00; tickets: 125kr; www.vinhulen.dk Learn more about Sagrantino, a very particular wine only produced in the Italian region called Umbria. You will have the chance to appreciate its taste and fragrance during this seminar. MAR

Buddhism for Women NEW Phendeling - Center for Tibetansk Buddhisme, Nørregade 7B 2th, Cph K; Sun 15:00; 4059 4508; www.phendeling.dk Buddhism is one of the few religions that allows female ordination. Join this event and discuss the experience of three Danish nuns and their first meeting with the eastern philosophy. Open your mind to the new! MAR

Africa Adventure NEW Café Globen, Turesensgade 2B, Cph K; Tue 17:30; 3393 0077 The snowy cliffs of Kilimanjaro, gorillas in the mist, the savannah’s wideness touching the white sandy beaches of the magical island of Zanzibar – this event will help you revisit them all and more. MAR Free jazz Charlie Scott’s, Skindergade 43, Cph; Tue & Thu 17:00-20:30; Free Adm Jazz music every Tuesday and Thursday!

German Xmas Market NEW Højbro Plads, Cph K; Sun 17:30; www.julemarked.nu Visit a corner of Germany in the heart of Indre By. Taste Glühwein, several types of German sausages and other delicatessen. MAR Southern Cross Quiz Løngangstræde 37, Cph K; Thu 19:30; 25kr per person; max five per team You’ll be impressed with the intelligence of the questions. Mostly guessable, the quizmaster personally writes every one and it shows. The winners get a bottle of vodka and ten pints of beers, or tokens, second place eight bottles, and last place shots. BH The Globe Quiz Nørregade 43-45 Cph K; Thu 19:30; 25kr per person; max five per team Just 25 kroner per person (max five a team) and the winners get 1,000 kroner, second place 500 and third place a crate of beer. As well as three rounds of 15 questions each – courtesy of quizmaster John Kelleher there are two beer round questions, a raffle and a rollover. Harness Racing Charlottenlund Race Course, Traverbanevej 10, Charlottenlund; Wed 15:30; 20kr; www. travbanen.dk No Ben Hur thrills and spills here, that’s for sure!

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Christmas Markets DESPITE ITS cheery reputation, Christmas can be a difficult time for many - especially in a country like Denmark where the festivities seem to start months in advance. Mandatory cheerfulness aside, it’s probably best to stick with the good old mantra: “If you can’t beat them, join them.” With that in mind, we have a great selection of Christmas markets that are sure to brighten even the gloomiest of Scrooges. Nyhavn Christmas Market Nyhavn, Cph K; Starts Friday 16 Nov, ends 22 Dec, open from 11:0018:00 (19:00 on Sat & Sun); Free Adm Christmas comes to town when Nyhavn is transformed into one of the city’s prime areas for witnessing the festive atmosphere. All along the water in the old harbour, stalls are put up and decorated with boughs of fir and chains of lights offering traditional Danish Christmas treats such as æbleskiver and gløgg. Christiania Christmas Market The Grey Hall, Refshalevej 2, Christiania; starts Dec 7, ends Dec 20, open Mon-Fri 14:00-20:00, SatSun 12:00-20:00 If you’re looking for a present of homemade quality, you should check out Christiana’s Christmas market. Grab a hot chocolate while you meander through the market’s thick, incensed air and peruse the homemade jewellery, the beautiful handmade ornaments and knitted sweaters on display. Or come to listen to live performances and taste organic food. Whatever you desire, come and enjoy this uplifting Christmas festivity with its hyggelig atmosphere.

Kids Pavillon Family NEW Workshop Dansk Arkitektur Center, Strandgade 27B, Cph K; Sun Nov 18, 10:00; 3257 1930, mab@dac.dk, www. dac.dk Learn to build your own pavilion with Julie Dufour Wiese, the architect and facilitator, will give you good tips on materials, scale and form. Come and enjoy this experience: you will need all your family energy and help! MAR Manga workshop NEW Kulturanstalten, Vesterbro Biblioteket, Lyrskovgade 4, Cph V; www.kulturanstalten. dk, www.bibliotek.kk.dk Manga are Japanese cartoons that are loved and successful all over the world. Learn the basics to create your own characters and set your fantasy free. MAR Rhythm for Kids Børnekulturstedet, Enghavevej 42, Cph V; Sat 09:0011:00; 8220 5280, boerne@kff. kk.dk; www.bks-vesterbro.dk The kids can learn through rhythm about movement, music, socialising and interaction with the outside world. For kids aged 1-2 until 11:00 and 2-3 until 12:00. MAR

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Malbeck Vinbar Istedgade 61, Cph V; Open Mon-Thur 16:00-24:00, Fri-Sat 16:00-02:00; Price per glass: 50-130kr; 3331 1970, info@ malbeck.dk; www.malbeck.dk

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Copenhagen Zoo Christmas Market Roskildevej 32, Frederiksberg; starts Dec 1, ends Dec 16, open SatSun 10:00-16:00; Kids 50kr, Adults 110kr; www.zoo.dk Christmas is coming to the Zoo as its cosy Christmas market takes over the big square in front of the Zoo Tower. Every weekend in December, kids can decorate honey hearts, make a Christmas goat and meet the reindeer. Adults, meanwhile, will be able to enjoy gløgg, æbleskiver and the Christmas spirit at different stands. Christmas at Hamlet’s Castle Kronborg Castle, Kronborg 2C, 3000 Helsingør; starts Dec 1, ends Dec 16, open Sat-Sun 11:00-17:00; Castle Admission Price, Various free Events Experience the castle atmosphere and visit Kronborg Castle’s large Christmas market with its rich traditions, arts and crafts, jewellery and Danish design. The museum shop is decked out in the finest decorations, and you can also visit the artists’ workshops and the Kronborg Galleries among the fortifications, where you will find unique gifts. Cut out decorations in the Christmas workshop or join in singing Danish Christmas songs in the castle chapel. There are lots of activities for children and grown-ups.

Cut down your own NEW Christmas tree Rosendal, Rosendalsgade 5, 3140 Ålsgårde; Nov 19-Dec 23, 10:00-17:00; www.rosendalgaard.dk, www.veterantoget. dk/arrangementer At Rosendal Farm, you can pick and cut your own Christmas tree and also choose handmade decorations. Bring the kids: they are welcome to pet and feed the farm’s animals and ride ponies, while the parents, after the hard graft, can relax with a glass of gløgg or hot chocolate and some delicious seasonal æbleskiver. Design School for Kids Stockholmsgade 33, Cph Ø; ends Dec 8; www.visuel-innovation.dk This course is run by professional designers and illustrators who will encourage your children to free their imagination and discover the joys of creating. MAR Story Time Books & Company, Sofievej 1, 2900 Hellerup; Tue mornings 09:30-10:00; free adm; www. booksandcompany.dk Every Tuesday morning, storyteller Sara Albers performs stories, poems, and finger plays. She entertains, inspires and captivates kids’ imaginations, making Tuesday mornings a magical experience for all. SA

BEFORE entering this little gem of a wine bar, one has to traverse the colourful and slightly offbeat street that is Istedgade. Despite the fact it’s a street I usually try and avoid, I made the trip down it to discover this delightful Argentinian wine bar. Retro and stylish without a hint of being too pretentious, Malbeck Winebar is that superb place to natter away to a friend for an hour (or four like I did), while enjoying some of the best red wine South America has to offer. Unlike the Chilean reds that can often taste a little too acidic, the Malbec grapes grown in Argentina are known for their fullbodied, more sugary flavours as the country receives around 300 days of sun throughout the year. They’re also grown at an altitude of 1000 metres, meaning they mature a lot more slowly than other varieties, which gives them a very rich and round flavour. I began with a 2008 Enrique Foster Terruño Lunlunta Malbec, which I might add has one of the most stunning bouquets. This drop was gorgeous and full, with an aftertaste that increased the enjoyment of the wine ten-fold. One thing to notice about Malbeck is its attention to detail. We were doted on by a sommelier who had a fantastic knowledge of the regions, the qualities and the processes that make a Malbec grape so special. The detail was also shown in the wine: each drop was served between 14 and 18 degrees and in the right sized glass, so the wine could breathe and the bouquet was at its best. And while the focus is on the wine here, there are little nibbling plates with olives,

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EVERY SO OFTEN a new diet fad hits the country, and this year, the ‘Stone Age Diet’ is the talk of the town. This diet has become hugely popular in Denmark, in particular among men. It’s based on the diet of the hunter-gatherer societies of the Paleolithic Era, from over 2.5 million years ago until the invention and spread of agriculture in 8,000 BC. The cavemen ate meat in the form of wild game and fish that they hunted and killed; insects and vegetables, particularly green leafy vegetables and root vegetables like carrots; fruit when it was in season; and nuts and berries that they gathered.

The Stone Age diet is a modern adaption of this way of living. In real life it means, that everything that is processed is banned, all grains such as pasta and bread are forbidden and starchy food like rice and potatoes are a no-go. Some also shun dairy products. Followers praise the health benefits of weight loss, higher fibre intake, lower sodium levels and a life free of many of the sources of allergies. As a registered dietician I don’t usually recommend any diet where some foods are banned. However, the caveman’s diet is sound as long as you get sufficient carbs from fruit, vegetables and berries.

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Hero Kitchen Jarmersplads 3, Cph V; open: Tue-Thu 17:00-23:00, Fri-Sat 17:00-02:00 (kitchen closes 22:00); 6969 6000; price range: 40-125kr; www.herokitchen.dk Hero, located on the ground floor of the Fox Hotel, which opened in June of this year, captures the authenticity and atmosphere of a Japanese street kitchen (izakaya). So much more than another stock standard Copenhagen sushi place, it offers a delicious range of snacks, salads, small dishes, sushi, meats from the grill, Yakitori (skewered meats), tempura, sashimi, and, of course, a range of sweets. Its Scallop Katafi is the best in the city, while the Yakitori left us speechless – it was divine. Reasonably priced, impeccably chic and unbelievably tasty, this is the place to go if you want to be a hero amongst the trendsetters. JOS Cocks & Cows Gammel Strand 44, Cph K; burgers; open Mon-Thu 11:0024:00, Fri-Sun 11:00-02:00; 78118kr per burger, 70kr per cocktail; 6969 6000; cows@cocks.dk; www.cocksandcows.dk Eat a burger (cow) and wash it down with a cocktail (cock). The burgers are huge and must be eaten with a fork and knife to prevent a mess. But they’re delicious, and the vegetarian, beef, pork and chicken options mean that even the fussiest eater will find something. DC Oysters & Grill Sjællandsgade 1B, 2200 Cph N; open Mon-Sat 17:30-24:00, Sun 12:00-21:00; oysters cost 1535kr each, main courses cost 135-185kr; 7020 6171; www.cofoco.dk Oysters & Grill is not rocket science, yet it gives diners in Copenhagen access to fresh and delicious food at reasonable prices with an emphasis on seafood, fish and meats, which are prepared simply and flavourfully. NA

Meatza For the base: 400g minced organic beef ½ tbsp dijon mustard 1 organic egg ½ tbsp chopped rosemary 1 clove of garlic 1-2 tbsp pine nuts or sunflower seeds For the Topping: 1½ red onions 200g mixed mushrooms 1-2 chopped cherry tomatoes or one big one. Lump of goat’s cheese THE CAVEMAN’S diet is not an excuse to forego vegetables and just eat meat! Don’t just hunt, also remember to gather! A perfect compromise is a meatza: like a pizza, but the base is made of meat instead of dough. Cook the onions in the oven for at least 30 minutes, at approximately 160-170 C.

Chai:Wong Thorvaldsensvej 2, Frederiksberg; open Mon-Sat 11:00-24:00; SouthEast Asian; starters 55-125kr, mains 135195kr; www.chaiwong.dk Inspired by a trip to various Asian cities, the owners have brought authentic Asian cooking to Frederiksberg. Enjoy a lychee mojito as you study the menu, and be sure to try the prawns with rice noodles. For dessert, order the banana cake with salted coconut ice cream, then stagger home, full of good food and wine. CS BioMio Halmtorvet 19, 1700 Cph V; open daily 12:00-24:00 (later Fri and Sat), kitchen open 12:0022:00; 3331 2000; starters 75kr, mains 135kr; www.biomio.dk Located in an old warehouse next to trendy Kødbyen, Bio Mio is certainly unusual for conservative Copenhagen. It’s stylish without being pretentious, fast enough that you don’t go crazy waiting for food, and loud enough that you can make a racket without anyone raising an eyebrow. JH Cap Horn Nyhavn 21, Cph K; open MonFri 10:00-00:00, Sat-Sun 09:0000:00; 3312 8504; starters from 99kr, main courses from 139kr, desserts from 39kr; see www. caphorn.dk for special events Cap Horn’s simple menu boasts a fine selection of organic, homemade Danish fare with a touch of seasonal influence. There were two highlights: the veal, pumpkin, mushrooms and potatoes with amazing truffle sauce (a “best ever veal experience”) and the chocolate cake (“Oh My God”), which was possibly the best chocolate cake ever! MM Karriere Bar Flæsketorvet 57, Cph V; open: Thu 16:00-24:00, Fri 16:00-04:00, Sat 18:00-04:00; 3321 5509; www. karrierebar.com An edgy bar where the music and gossip don’t end, Karriere Bar, hidden in a corner of Kødbyen, should be number one on your list for dining and cocktails. SM

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For the base, mix the beef, mustard, egg, rosemary, garlic and pine nuts, and then spread it onto a tray, making two to four cakes-like pizza bases. Bake for about 20-25 minutes. Check during oven time. While the base is in the oven, fry the mushrooms in a bit of olive oil. Add a bit of salt and pepper and add the diced tomatoes. When the onions are done, take them out of the skin, dice them and add to the mix in the pan. Once the meatza base is done add the topping with a few slices of the goat’s cheese and put it back in the oven. When the cheese melts, it’s time to eat. This recipe is inspired by the meatza served at Palæo in Torvehallerne, the creation of Michelin star chef Thomas Rode, one of the chief advocates of the Stone Age Diet, who has just published a caveman’s cookbook.

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Restaurant Dalaman Vodroffsvej 15, Frederiksberg C; Open daily 16:0024:00; 3322 1231; threecourse menus 119kr, 139kr & 159kr pp; www.dalaman.dk Turkish restaurant Dalaman puts an emphasis on good food and customer satisfaction. It’s a haven for meat lovers and is popular among its clientele for the meaty mixed grill. AJ Saxo Cafe Colbjørnsensgade 11, 1652 Cph V; open 11:00-23:00; 3888 8288; Chinese buffet 128kr pp, dim sum dishes from 35kr; www.saxocafe.dk Saxo’s menu is an eclectic and comforting mix of cultures, incorporating Thai, Chinese and Vietnamese buffets, Dim Sum and Vietnamese menus, and traditional Danish fare. With such a wide choice, it’s a great place to go as a group who can’t agree on a choice of cuisine. AK Kødbyens Deli Slagterbøderne 8, Cph V; takeaway classics; open MonThu 11:00-20:00, Fri 11:0021:00, Sat 12:00-21:00; most mains 60-70kr; 3386 1586; www.kodbyensdeli.dk The owners claim that they make the best fish ‘n’ chips. Stop by this takeaway joint and see for yourself. The dish of the day is always a hit, or you can opt for salad or dessert. SB Bock Bistro & Vinotek Dag Hammarskjölds Alle 7, Cph Ø; Hungarian cuisine; open Mon-Sat 12:00-15:00 & 17:00-23:00; starters 85120kr, mains 174-245kr; 3313 9194; info@bockbistro.dk; www.bockbistro.dk Look no further for Hungarian comfort food because this bistro offers a wide range of the country’s specialties. The adventurous can try some blood sausage, and no meal is complete without a glass of Tokaji Aszu, a sweet dessert wine. PDR

Pubs The Irish Rover Strøget 46, Cph K; Open daily 10:00-late; www.irishrover.dk There’s live music Thursday-Sunday (22:00-late), the kitchen is open from 10:00 until late every day – serving a burger meal with pint for just 120kr – the pub caters to all sports fans, there’s a pool table in their back room where you can smoke, and there’s an upstairs lounge area – the perfect place to relax with a view over Strøget. BH Brew Pub Vestergade 29, Cph K; open Mon-Thu 12:00-24:00, Fri-Sat 12:00-02:00, Sun closed; 3332 0060; www.brewpub.dk The menu is full of hearty, homely, yet inventive dishes featuring inspired use of the same ingredients that go into the brewing process. Each dish is matched with one of Brew Pub’s own concoctions from the casks across the courtyard. AK Charlie’s Pilestræde 33, Cph K; open Mon 14:00-00:00, Tue-Wed 12:00-01:00, Thu-Sat 12:0002:00, Sun 14:00-23:00; 40-50kr per pint; www.charlies.dk Serving up ales from microbreweries across the UK, in addition to continental beers and several ciders, this bar might be the best place in Copenhagen to sip the night away. EM Sankt Nikolai Restaurant & Pub Nikolajgade 18, Cph K; open Mon-Sat 16:00–00:00, Sun 13:00–00:00; www.sanktnikolai.dk A friendly English boozer with great cask ale and cider, darts and pool (spanking new table), English-themed events (sign up for their monthly email), and splendid British grub (shepherd’s pie, beef and Yorkshire pud, fish and chips etc). The first Wednesday of every month is quiz night and the last Sunday ‘family day’ – a great occasion to let the blighters run riot. BH

The Globe Nørregade 43-45, 1165 Cph K; Opening hours vary, until 03:00 Fri-Sat Friendly service and good value food make this the perfect city pub. If it’s company you want, try the main bar, or a private function, the second bar; seatingwise, pull up a high chair, relax on cushioned benches or lord it as a bishop for the evening; or go genteel in the library – a great place to cheat in the fortnightly quiz. BH Kennedy’s Irish Bar Gammel Kongevej 23, 1610 Cph V; Open Mon-Sun 12:0002:00 It’s not an Irish pub. Instead it’s a pub owned by Irishmen, and there’s a big difference. It’s an authentic taste of what the Emerald Isle was like in the 1980s in a pub totally devoid of concepts, themes, and DIY Irish pub kits. Drop by at 17:00 on Fridays for the traditional Irish music sessions which are rapidly gaining in popularity. BH Southern Cross Løngangstræde 37, Cph K; open Sun-Thu 15:00-03:00, SatSun 12:00-05:00; 3311 0939 This Aussie boozer has a lively darts board, a fortnightly quiz, a good sports atmosphere, and a happy hour until 8pm during which you can buy beers for just 30kr. JHW The Dubliner Amagertorv 5, Cph K; Open Mon-Sun 10:00-late It’s the perfect place for sports fans to mingle, or for live music, which it provides every day. It serves food from 10am to 10pm, and diners can find peace from the music and sport on a table overlooking the walking street, or on the first floor balcony overlooking Amagertorv. BH The Old English Pub Vesterbrogade 2B, 1620 Cph V; Open Sun-Thu 11:30-02:30, Fri-Sat 11:30-04:30; 3332 1921; www.oldenglishpub.dk Facing Tivoli’s arches and just a stone’s throw from Strøget, it’s the ideal pit-stop on a tour of the city centre. LB

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AS LEGENDARY Café A Porta in Kongens Nytorv closes its doors, so open those of its neighbour. Since the closing of Restaurant Bali in 2011, Kongens Nytorv 19 has undergone a facelift and total renovation at the hands of Samina Babar, who this summer opened her second restaurant under the name of Indian Flavours. The original Indian Flavours can be found on Jyllingevej in Vanløse, and Babar has spent the last eleven months transforming the new city centre location into a restaurant where tourists and locals alike can stop by for ‘the taste of India’. After having spent three years in England where pretty much every Thursday was chicken tikka masala night, Copenhagen’s Indian culinary offerings were dire − both for this reviewer’s wallet and taste buds. A meal for two at most Indian restaurants in this city easily winds up being 600 kroner, and you’ll be hard-pressed finding a decent onion bhaji on the menu. You can imagine, then, my delight upon entering the new Indian Flavours, a centrally-located and family-run restaurant that promises authentic Indian cuisine at affordable prices. My companion and myself were greeted with smiles and “their best table” when we arrived for lunch one Thursday. We were guided to a corner window table looking out onto Kongens Nytorv − a prime spot for people-watching (which that afternoon offered German tourists with maps and backpacks and black-clad Danes leading bicycles interspersed with some more entertaining characters). Indian Flavours truly holds up on their promise of a price-worthy menu, offering both buffet and an a la carte option for lunch and dinner. Their lunch buffet, at only 69kr every day of the week, is priced to rival the affordability of their soon-to-be-neighbour McDonald’s, and yet nothing could be further from a greasy food fast chain than this. Indian Flavours’ cosy interior boasts an East-meets-West décor: high decorated ceilings and classically Scandinavian-panelled white walls alongside royal-red, colonial-style plush chairs and colourful Indian artwork make for a peaceful, homely atmosphere that makes the bustle of the Metro construction outside feel a million miles away. Having sampled the buffet on an earlier visit (many, many helpings of the beef curry were consumed), we opted to try dishes from the a la cart menu, starting off as any Indian meal should with poppadoms and chutney. With this came a mango lassi − a yoghurtbased fruit drink that cooled my throat after the deliciously spicy hot mint chutney. For appetisers, we received fish and

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With a belly as full as mine, I was relieved when my server offered me the option of a chai tea instead of dessert. This isn’t the sweet, cinammony lattes you get at a baresso, but a spicy, freshly-made broth that can warm the coldest of hearts. Part of the Indian Flavours dining experience is that of taking a journey: from the cold, Copenhagen sidewalk into an Indian haven, where the journey continues through the cuisine, with dishes from the entire region on the menu. Babar, who can be seen behind the bar or greeting guests dressed in a beau-

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The Twilight Saga: Breaking the will to live LUKE RICHARDSON

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (11) Dir: Bill Condon; US fantasy, 2012, 110 mins; Kristin Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Dakota Fanning, Ashley Greene, Nikki Reed, Michael Sheen, Peter Facinelli Premiered November 15 Playing Nationwide

HETHER YOU love it or hate it, one cannot deny The Twilight Saga’s place in the cultural zeitgeist. Both an enormously lucrative franchise and a universally renowned critical disaster, it’s all set to come to a close with Breaking Dawn - Part 2, and I, for one, cannot wait to put the final nail in the coffin. Picking up from where Part 1 finished off, Kristen Stewart’s Bella Swan awakens after a traumatic childbirth as a newly-dead woman. Not only is she now a mother, she has made the eternal transition from human to vampire. She goes through Dracula boot camp: learning how to hunt for dinner, fight, and partake in superhuman sex with her bitey husband Edward (Pattinson). Struggling with the typical teething issues of motherhood to the young Renesmee (Mackenzie Foy), Bella’s former love interest, werewolf Jacob (Lautner), doggedly lingers around, still forlorn over her decision to dump him two films back. When gossip spreads that the newlyweds have given birth to an immortal child, a series of contrived misunderstandings occur. It all culminates when the vampire overlords, known as the Volturi, head to the family’s forest hideaway for a sacrificial battle of good vs evil. Assembling a handful of vampire covens from across the world to help prove Renesmee’s human innocence, the Cullens must either rectify the hearsay, or be prepared to fight to the death to save their ‘immortal’ daughter’s life.

It looks cosy now, but soon Bella and Edward will have one hormonal vampire-hybrid teen on their hands, itching for revenge after being named Renesmee

It’s quite amazing to see how drastically the franchise has changed in such a short period. Looking back to 2008, the first Twilight movie was nothing more than a saccharine, emolove tale in a fantastical framework, carried gracefully by the fresh-faced cast members, Pattinson and Stewart. By the time we reach the threat of an imminent vampire apocalypse four years later in Breaking Dawn - Part 2, the characters may have matured over time, but the acting is still just as amateur. Stewart has rapidly transformed from a prudish nymph to an unbelievable Joan of Arc battleaxe, whilst

Pattinson’s mildly enigmatic Edward has become so narratively translucent that he’s left lingering in the background. Worst of all, the muscle-flexing Lautner is more broody, insolent and annoying than ever. Amongst these clichéd characterisations, Michael Sheen’s turn as Aro, the leader of the Voturi, is knowingly ridiculous, camp and sinister. He may be in the saga just for the money, but at least he’s enjoying himself. Unfortunately, I wasn’t. Breaking Dawn - Part 2 is being marketed as the brawny, fatalistic crescendo to the saga. Unfortunately,

evocative score to fill the dead silence. These corny moments would be bearable if this was the first outing of the series, but after four films one would have thought that the production crew would have delivered some sort of mini-masterpiece. With a disloyal ‘gotcha!’ big finish, everything about Breaking Dawn - Part 2 feels incidental, incoherent and incomplete. It may be the end for Edward, Jacob and Bella, but the introduction of some new blood characters leaves the Twilight door open for potential spin-offs. Now there’s a scary thought.

Let’s hope this spring’s not eternal Hope Springs (11) Dir: David Frankel; US romcom, 2012, 100 mins; Meryl Streep, Tommy Lee Jones, Steve Carell, Mimi Rogers Premiered November 15 Playing nationwide

Streep and Jones look as mortified by the sex scenes as we are

director Bill Condon plays it safe, with the raunchy moments curtailed, and the final showdown comprised of excessive cutaway shots and cheap special effects of dismembered heads and limbs being flung at the screen (thankfully, without 3D). As is standard with the saga, Breaking Dawn - Part 2’s maladroit script and lacklustre direction is the biggest problem. Like a fatuous teenage soap opera, each scene ends in excruciatingly melodramatic fashion: with a character saying something poignant, striking a pose, looking mournfully into the distance and waiting for the

OPE SPRINGS is a textbook case of false marketing. A quick glimpse of the trailer makes the latest film from director David Frankel (The Devil Wears Prada) look like a syrupy sex romp with golden oldies Meryl Streep and Tommy Lee Jones. Beneath the few slapstick jokes and sarcastic jibes, however, lies a clumsily mournful tale of

relationship turmoil. Streep plays 60-something housewife Kay. After a mundane 31st wedding anniversary with inscrutable husband Arnold (Jones), she books them into a weeklong intensive marriage counselling class in a little Maine port town called Hope Springs. After an argumentative journey, the pair share their marital gripes in front of the eager-eared psychologist Bernie Feld (a surprisingly straight-faced Steve Carell). It’s a last-ditched attempt to rekindle the fire of love, but is it already burned out? Hope Springs is at its best during the counselling session scenes. Unfortunately, Feld then sends the couple out on repeti-

tive intimacy exercises, which are gross attempts at failed bawdy comedy. Short on laughs, Hope Springs is certainly not a dramatic heavyhitter either. Although they are going through counselling, there is nothing titillating about their marriage: no misdemeanours or illegitimate love children, no cruel intentions ... Their banality makes them a relatively realistic old couple, but not an interesting cinematic one. The performances are perfectly serviceable, if stale. Kay is free-spirited, fun, and embodies that same level of independency that has made Streep such a versatile screen presence. Jones plays to type as the boring old

fart Arnold, who is more content in staying in watching the Golf Channel than socialising with the outside world. Although they are trying to fix their marriage, I couldn’t help but want Kay to run away and be the uncompromising, fun character she is desperate to be. Just like the director’s previous effort Marley & Me, Hope Springs fails to provide enough laughs for its audience to feel comfortable dealing with such an uncomfortable subject. The bungling script reduces the movie to nothing more than 100 minutes of old people bickering, crying and attempting to have sex. Let’s hope it doesn’t catch on. LUKE RICHARDSON

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New this Week Room 237 (15) Dir: Rodney Ascher; US doc, 2012, 102 mins Documentary film-maker Rodney Ascher delves into one of the most-beloved horror films of all-time, namely Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining and, with the help of five hard-core Shining fans, explores some of the many symbolic interpretations surrounding the film. Most of it is far-fetched and absurd, but all of it entertaining! LL

Book Your Tickets The Act of Killing (15) Dir: Joshua Oppenheimer; UK/ Indo doc, 2012, 115 mins When the Indonesian government was overthrown by the military in 1965, local gangster Anwar Congo and his friends were appointed death squad leaders, helping the army to kill an estimated one million ethnic Chinese, alleged communists and intellectuals. In this documentary, the perpetrators are asked to act out their killings, with some interesting results. LL

Skyfall (11) Dir: Sam Mendes; UK/US action/thriller, 2012, 143 mins; Daniel Craig, Javier Bardem, Ralph Fiennes, Judi Dench, Naomie Harris, Ben Whishaw, Bérénice Marlohe Forget the latter Brosnan follies, the much maligned Quantum of Solace and even fan-favorite Casino Royale because, for the first time in nearly two decades, nobody is doing it better. MW

Searching for Sugar Man (15) Dir: Malik Bendjelloul; Swe/ US/SA doc, 2012, 86 mins If you disappear into obscurity after an undistinguished music career, you can always take pride in the fact that halfway across the world a nation is being inspired by your music to start a revolution against a racist oppressive regime. That’s at least what happened in the case of US ‘70s rocker Rodriguez, who was a hero to many during the South African struggle against apartheid. Swedish filmmaker Bendjelloul follows two South African fans as they try to find out what happened to their hero, and the result is as compelling as a real-life detective story. LL

The Dark Knight Rises (11) Dir: Christopher Nolan; US action, 2012, 165 mins; Christian Bale, Tom Hardy, Gary Oldman, Marion Cotillard, Anne Hathaway With the arrival of Bane (Hardy), a terrorist hell-bent on ‘liberating’ Gotham before reducing it to rubble, Batman (Bale) is forced out of exile to once again take on the role as Gotham’s Dark Knight. Nolan retains the delicate balance of building a credible reality while remaining respectful to the comic book origins, and as he departs from the Batman franchise, he leaves his reputation as a master filmmaker and the general state of comic book cinema in the best shape they’ve ever been. MW

Avoid like the Plague Taken 2 (15) Dir: Olivier Megaton; US action, 2012, 95 mins; Liam Neeson, Maggie Grace, Famke Janssen, Leland Orser The first film was a guilty pleasure that worked only for Neeson’s fast-paced and high-octane action sequences, and in spite of a mind-numbingly dreadful performance from Maggie Grace. Now they’re both back, but this time with frenetic fight scenes that appear to be stolen straight out of Die Hard, and even more screen time for Grace. Skip it. LL

Ted (15) Dir: Seth MacFarlane; US comedy, 2012, 106 mins; Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Seth MacFarlane A tale of Peter Pan-esque protracted male adolescence and ‘broversus-ho’ ethics, this is a film that squarely relies on the comic potential of random flotsam and jetsam pop culture, tongue-in-cheek offensiveness and state-of-the-art foul-mouthed puppet humour. As with much of MacFarlane’s work, it is devoid of any trace of sophistication or finesse, and is fitfully amusing thanks only to the occasional deadpan shock-value jokes offered by Mark Wahlberg’s crooked straight-man performance. AS

Also Playing On The Road (15) Dir: Walter Salles; US drama, 2012, 137 mins; Sam Riley, Garrett Hedlund, Kristin Stewart, Kirsten Dunst, Viggo Mortensen The novel portrayed an intoxicatingly fierce personal quest for meaning and belonging in a cold war America full of conflict and contradiction. This adaptation fails to capture this search for a codified new way forward and instead relies on oversimplified sensation, surface angst and fragmented movement from one isolated and unexplored bohemian bubble to another, each of which seems to deflate with the merest of bombastic whines and groans. AS

Keep the Lights On (15) Dir: Ira Sachs; US drama, 2012, 101 mins; Thue Lindhart, Zachary Booth, Marilyn Neimark, Paprika Steen Lindhart gives a solid performance in his first dramatic English-speaking lead role, but an overly ambitious story and a meandering latter third keep this film from reaching its full potential. MW

Argo (15) Dir: Ben Affleck; US thriller, 2012, 120 mins; Ben Affleck, John Goodman, Bryan Cranston, Alan Arkin, Clea Duvall, Tate Donovan, Victor Garber While Affleck has gone to some lengths to deliver a restrained and tasteful film, the script itself is determined to show off, with the climax taking every opportunity to ratchet up the drama quite shamelessly. It might make for highly entertaining cinema, but falls short in convincing us of the narrative’s authenticity. For a film about disguise, this film masquerades as one belonging to the dangerous fringes of political filmmaking, but reveals itself to be quite mainstream and, like Affleck himself, a little more ordinary that it really should be. MW

The Imposter (15) Dir: Bart Layton; UK doc, 2012, 94 mins; Frederic Bourdin, Carey Gibson, Beverly Dollarhide, Charlie Parker

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Despite a promising premise for an intriguing documentary about a French man trying to convince a Texas family that he is their missing son, there is a level of over-stylisation that irks. We are drowned in gratuitous pseudo-tension and filmic technique, which ultimately serve only to detract from the genuine craft involved in documenting this complex and fascinating story. DS

Sinister (15) Dir: Scott Derrickson; US horror, 2012, 110 mins; Ethan Hawke, Vincent D’Onoofrio, Michael Hall D’Addario, Juliet Rylance What Sinister lacks in innovation it makes up for in jump-inducing frights and gruesome imagery. This flick will definitely please horror fans but might not be the thing for the squeamish. LL

Moonrise Kingdom (7) Dir: Wes Anderson; US comedy, 2012, 94 mins; Edward Norton, Bill Murray, Frances MacDormand, Bruce Willis, Tilda Swinton, Jared Gilman, Katy Howard This newest feature film from debonair filmmaker Anderson has a brilliant cast, a wry script and stunning cinematography. It’s fashionable entertainment, and will no doubt please Anderson’s considerable fan-base. But under all the bells and whistles, is it just another coming-of-age, feel-good romcom – even a faintly insincere one at that? MW

PROGRAMME: THURSDAY 15 NOVEMBER - WEDNESDAY 21 NOVEMBER 2012 All times are subject to change KINOPALÆET without notice; consult Klampenborgvej 215 A, Lyngby www.kino.dk for confirmation. Argo (15) 16:00-18:30-21:10 Hope Springs (11) PALADS 12:00-14:30-16:45-19:00-21:15 Axeltorv 9, Cph K; 7013 1211 Sinister (15) Argo (15) 21:10 early times vary-21:20 Skyfall (11) The Dark Knight Rises (11) 12:10-14:00-15:15-15:3020:45 17:10-18:20-18:30-20:15Hope Springs (11) 21:20-21:30 11:30-14:00-16:30-19:00-21:30 Taken 2 (15) Looper (15) 21:20 19:00-21:30 The Twilight Saga: Breaking Paranormal Activity 4 (15) Dawn - part 2 (11) 21:30 12:00-13:00-14:00-15:45Sinister (15) 16:30-18:30-19:00-21:10-21:30 19:00-21:30 Skyfall (11) 1 1 : 0 0 - 1 2 : 0 0 - 1 2 : 3 0 - 1 4 : 0 0 - FALKONER 1 5 : 0 0 - 1 5 : 3 0 - 1 7 : 0 0 - 1 8 : 2 0 - BIOGRAFEN 20:10-21:30 Sylows Allé 15, Frederiksberg, Taken 2 (15) 7013 1211; www.falkonerbio.dk 19:00-21:20 Argo (15) Ted (11) 22:00 19:00-21:30 Hope Springs (11) The Twilight Saga: Breaking morning times vary-19:50 Dawn - part 2 (11) Skyfall (11) morning times vary-18:30- times vary 19:00-20:10-21:10-21:30 The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - part 2 (11) times vary

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Abalonsgade 5, Cph V, 3324 4200 The Act of Killing (15) 14:15-20:30 Room 237 (15) 12:15-16:30-18:30 Searching for Sugar Man (15) 13:30-19:45-21:20

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Kalvebod Brygge 57, Cph V; 7010 1202 Argo (15) 19:00-21:30 Hope Springs (11) 12:00-14:15-16:40-19:00-21:10 Sinister (15) 18:30-23:59 (Sat & Sun) Skyfall (11) 10:30-11:30-12:30-13:3014:30-15:30-16:00-16:3017:30-18:30-19:00-19:3020:00-20:30-21:30 Ted (11) 16:40 (until Sun) The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - part 2 (11) 10:30-11:00-11:30-13:0013:30-14:00-15:30-16:0016:30-18:00-18:30-19:0020:30-23:00-23:30-23:59 (Fri & Sat)

GRAND TEATRET

Mikkel Bryggers Gade 8, Cph K www.grandteatret.dk The Act of Killing (15) 14:20-16:40-21:15 Argo (15) 11:30-14:00-16:30-19:00-21:30 Hope Springs (11) 12:00-14:20-16:40-16:4019:00-21:30 Keep the Lights On (11) 14:20 Searching for Sugar Man (15) 12:00-16:40-19:00-21:30

EMPIRE BIO

Guldbergsgade 29F; Cph N, 3536 0036; www.empirebio.dk The Act of Killing (15) 17:30 Argo (15) 12:30-15:00-20:00-22:30 Hope Springs (11) 12:30-14:45-17:15-19:30 Keep the Lights On (11) 19:45 On the Road (11) 12:30 (not Sun) Searching for Sugar Man (15) 22:15 Skyfall (11) 13:00-16:00-19:00-22:00 Your Sister’s Sister (4) 17:30

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Jernbanegade 2, Cph K 3314 3222 The Act of Killing (15) 15:30-21:00 Argo (15) 12:30-15:30-18:30-21:10 Hope Springs (11) 12:00-14:20-16:40-16:4019:00-21:15

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Rådhuspladsen 59, Cph K 3312 4292; www.gloria.dk The Imposter (15) 15:45-21:30 Moonrise Kingdom (7) 17:40 Room 237 (15) 13:45-19:30

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Coming up down under – new Australian film13-29 November. Aesthetic innovation and harsh storytelling. Watch the poetic Cannes winner ‘Samson & Delilah’, the grim chilling ‘Snowtown’ and many more ... We present some 50 films with English dialogue or subtitles every month. See what’s on at dfi.dk/english GothersGade 55 / tel 3374 3412 / tue-Fri 9:30-22:00 / sat 12:00-22:00 / sun 12-19:30

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PICK O THE W F EEK

Crossﬁre Hurricane DR2, Tue 20:30

CRITICISING how many kids somebody has is a taboo – unless they’re Catholic. Because while we dare not admit it, many of us think people with large families are planet resource-sapping idiots. Sure, we invariably live in the city where there isn’t a harvest to reap, but we called it quits at 2.0. Snip, snip. Still, when you hear about a couple with five-year-old twins and four-year-old triplets in the same school year, like one of the subjects of Meet the Multiples (DR1, Wed 20:40), your first thought isn’t: “How dare they!”, it’s “Less than three months … after twins! I had to wait over a year after just one!” But in the end, you’re the winner, albeit a little smug. Lie back and marvel at the chaos. Other people’s misery has never been this good.

In a way, the Rolling Stones should have stopped at 2.0 decades. Fifty years old this year, Crossfire Hurricane, which only premiered at the cinema last month, tells the story of how the world’s most hated group became the most loved. It’s apt that the last scene is footage of the band’s Still Life tour in 1981, but it’s deliberate. The band acted as producers and didn’t want to focus on the last 30 years of relentless touring and forgettable records. Will the same happen to JK Rowling? Find out in Writing For Grown-Ups (BBC World, Sat 22:30 & Sun 17:30) in which she talks about her first adult (ooh er, Hermione) novel ‘The Casual Vacancy’.

Elsewhere, Out of the Frying Pan is a fun BBC2 cookery show about two likeable rogues; there’s another chance to see the entire first season of Modern Family (TV2 Zulu, Sun 11:05), the whole of Jackal series Carlos (SV2, Sat 21:45), and the first two episodes of BBC’s 2009 drama DR2, Tue 20:30 Crossfire Hurricane Emma (BBC Ent, Sat 21:00) starring Romola Garai; there’s theme evenings celebrating our relationships with Mohammed Ali (DRK, Mon 20:00) and shit (DR2, Sat 20:00); meet 400 dollar billionaires in China’s Super Rich (BBC World, Sun 18:30); and find out they weren’t joking in 101 Ways to Leave a Gameshow (TV2 Zulu, Sun 21:00), but we defy you to find anything actually funny. BEN HAMILTON SV2, Mon-Fri 18:00 Out of the Frying Pan

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TV3 Puls, Sun 18:30 Formula 1: US Grand Prix

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Monday 19

Tuesday 20

Wednesday 21

Thursday 22

17:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote 21:25-23:20 Notting Hill (UK romcom, 1999) Julia Roberts 23:20-00:50 Twilight (US crime, 1998) Susan Sarandon

19:05-20:00 Expedition Tiger (UK nature, 2010) 20:00-21:25 Matador (Dan drama, 1978) Jørgen Buckhøj 21:25-23:25 Live and Let Die (UK action, 1973) Roger Moore

19:05-20:00 The Bear Family and Me (UK nature series, 2011) 22:40-00:10 DCI Banks (UK crime, 2012) Stephen Tompkinson

17:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote 22:30-23:15 Whitechapel (UK thriller series, 2012) Rupert Penry-Jones, Philip Davis 23:15-00:05 Paradox (UK thriller series, 2009)

17:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote

17:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote 20:40-21:30 Meet the Multiples (UK doc, 2011) 22:30-23:20 Homeland (US thriller series, 2012) Claire Danes 23:20-00:00 Damages

17:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote 23:00-23:55 Stuart - The Day my Life Changed (UK doc, 2009)

17:55-18:40 America: The Story of the US (US doc series, 2010) 18:40-19:10 The Daily Show 19:10-20:00 Sherlock Holmes (UK crime series, 1986) 20:00-22:00 W (US drama, 2008) Josh Brolin

18:00-18:45 Arthur and the People’s Supermarket (UK doc series, 2010) 20:00-22:30 Theme night: shit (includes Eng-language doc at 20:01) 23:50-00:40 Spooks (UK thriller series, 2003)

16:00-17:55 1941 (US comedy, 1979) Dan Aykroyd 20:00-21:00 River Cottage 23:30-00:15 Above Suspicion (UK crime series, 2009) Ciarán Hinds

17:55-18:40 Churchill’s Darkest Decision (UK doc, 2009) 18:40-19:10 The Daily Show 19:10-20:00 My life as a Turkey (UK nature series, 2011) 23:30-23:55 The Daily Show

17:55-18:40 Churchill And The Cabinet War Room (UK doc, 2008) 18:40-19:05 The Daily Show 20:30-22:20 Crossfire Hurricane (UK doc, 2012) 23:30-00:20 Fighting the Taliban (UK doc, 2007)

No English Language Programmes

19:00-20:00 Louis Theroux (UK doc, 2011)

17:05-18:00 Friends 22:15-00:05 Danish Music Awards 2012

23:05-00:40 Bandidas (US western, 2006) Penélope Cruz

No English Language Programmes

17:05-18:00 Friends

17:05-18:00 Friends 20:35-21:25 Desperate Housewives (US drama series, 2012)

17:05-18:00 Friends

17:50-18:45 King of Queens 18:45-19:35 Friends 19:35-21:30 The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (US action, 2003) Sean Connery 21:30-23:15 Primal Fear (US thriller, 1996) Richard Gere

18:10-19:05 King of Queens 19:05-20:00 Friends 20:45-21:35 Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow (UK com show, 2009)

11:05-21:00 Modern Family (US com series, 2009) season one 21:00-21:45 101 Ways to Leave a Gameshow (UK reality show, 2010) 23:10-23:35 The Jeff Dunham Show (US sitcom, 2009) 23:35-00:05 The IT Crowd (UK sitcom, 2009)

18:15-19:10 King of Queens 19:10-20:00 Friends 20:00-21:00 New Girl (US com series, 2011) Zooey Deschanel 23:45-00:30 Stand-up Live at Apollo

18:15-19:10 King of Queens 19:10-20:00 Friends 20:00-21:00 New Girl 21:00-21:50 2 Broke Girls (US com series, 2012) Kat Dennings 22:45-23:35 Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow 23:35-00:25 Stand-up Live at Apollo

18:15-19:10 King of Queens 19:10-20:00 Friends 20:00-21:00 New Girl 21:00-21:30 Life’s Too Short (UK com series, 2011) Warwick Davis 22:55-23:50 Saturday Night Live (US com series, 2011) 23:50-00:35 Stand-up Live at Apollo

18:15-19:10 King of Queens 19:10-20:00 Friends 20:00-21:00 New Girl 21:00-22:35 Eastern Promises (US thriller, 2007) Naomi Watts 23:30-00:20 Stand-up Live at Apollo

17:00-18:00 NCIS 18:00-19:00 Bones 20:00-21:00 Bones 21:00-22:50 Transporter 2 (US thriller, 2005) Jason Statham 22:50-00:55 Death Race (US thriller, 2008) Jason Statham

18:00-19:00 Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Cookery Course (UK food, 2012) 21:00-23:25 xXx (US action, 2002) Vin Diesel 23:25-01:10 Transporter 2 (US thriller, 2005) Jason Statham

21:00-23:10 Wanted (US thriller, 2008) James McAvoy, Angelina Jolie 23:10-00:10 Whitney (US comedy series, 2011) Whitney Cummings

17:00-18:00 NCIS 18:00-19:00 Bones 23:00-00:00 Whitney

17:00-18:00 NCIS 18:00-19:00 Bones 21:00-22:00 Last Resort (US drama series, 2012) Scott Speedman 23:00-00:00 Whitney

17:00-18:00 NCIS 18:00-19:00 Bones 21:00-22:00 Bones - season 8 premiere 23:00-00:00 Whitney

17:00-18:00 NCIS 18:00-19:00 Bones 21:00-22:00 Unforgettable (US drama series, 2011) season two premiere 23:00-00:00 Whitney

17:35-18:35 According to Jim 18:35-19:30 How I Met Your Mother 19:30-19:55 The Simpsons 21:35-22:50 Top Gear

18:55-20:15 Formula 1: US Grand Prix Qualifying 20:15-21:15 Top Gear 21:15-23:10 Cellular (US thriller, 2004) Kim Basinger 23:10-00:55 Vacancy 2: The First Cut (US horror, 2008) Agnes Bruckner

22:25-05:50 NFL: Pittsburgh Steelers vs Baltimore Ravens

17:00-18:00 The Simpsons 18:00-20:00 How I Met Your Mother 20:00-21:00 Man V Food Nation (US food travel series, 2012) 21:00-21:30 Two and a Half Men 21:30-22:00 Men at Work 22:00-00:10 Superbad (US com, 2007) Michael Cera

17:00-18:00 The Simpsons 18:00-19:30 How I Met Your Mother 19:30-00:00 UEFA Champions League: FC Nordsjælland vs Shakhtar Donetsk

17:00-18:00 The Simpsons 18:00-19:30 How I Met Your Mother 19:30-00:00 UEFA Champions League: Manchester City vs Real Madrid

17:00-18:00 The Simpsons 18:00-20:00 How I Met Your Mother 20:00-21:00 Man V Food Nation 21:00-22:00 Top Gear 22:00-23:55 Falling Skies (US/Can drama series, 2011) Noah Wyle

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer 22:00-00:35 Lucky You (US drama, 2007) Erica Bana

19:50-21:00 Fat and Fatter (UK doc) 21:00-22:00 Breakthrough with Tony Robbins (US lifestyle) 22:00-00:10 Muriel’s Wedding (Aus com, 1996) Toni Collette

17:05-18:00 Private Practice 18:00-19:00 Grey’s Anatomy 23:25-00:20 Biggest Loser (US reality show)

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer 20:00-21:00 Grey’s Anatomy 21:00-21:55 Private Practice 21:55-22:55 House 22:55-23:50 Grey’s Anatomy 23:50-00:45 Private Practice

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer 23:00-00:00 Obsessive Compulsive Hoarder: The Big Clear Out (UK doc, 2012)

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer 21:00-23:15 The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants (US drama, 2005) Alexis Bledel 23:15-00:10 Grey’s Anatomy

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer 21:25-00:00 The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants 2 (US drama, 2008) Alexis Bledel

18:00-19:00 Ghost Whisperer 21:00-23:10 The Proposal (US romcom, 2009) Sandra Bullock

18:00-19:00 CSI 19:00-20:00 Alt for Danmark 20:00-22:00 The Princess and the Frog (US animation, 2009) 22:00-23:40 Observe and Report (US com, 2009) Ray Liotta

19:00-20:00 Alt for Danmark 22:00-23:00 CSI 23:00-23:55 Criminal Minds

17:00-18:00 CSI 20:00-21:00 CSI 21:00-22:00 Alt for Danmark 22:00-00:35 Kill Bill: Volume 2 (US action, 2004) Uma Thurman

20:00-21:00 CSI 21:00-22:45 When in Rome (US com, 2010) Anjelica Huston 23:45-01:40 Criminal Minds

21:00-21:55 Criminal Minds 21:55-22:55 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 22:55-23:55 CSI 23:55-01:45 Criminal Minds

20:00-21:00 CSI 23:30-01:20 Criminal Minds