Connect Savannah May 28, 2014 by Connect Savannah

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Kick off Summer at Savannah Mall! Savannah Mall, Your best Staycation Destination for the Summer.

Saturday, May 31 11am - 3pm Join Savannah Mall and the Live Oak Public Library as we kick off Summer with the Summer Reading Program and introduce the Savannah Mall Reading Tree.

• Come to the mall and learn all the fun things available at your local library, check out Georgia State Park Passes, Or Go Fish Georgia Passes.

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• Face Painting By Puppet People.

• Ride the Savannah Mall train daily through June 29th.

• Play 18 holes of mini golf and explore the indoor playground at Safari Playhouse. • Ride the Double Decker Carousel.

• Try out the new Eurobungy Jump near Burlington and the Soft Play area.

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Savannah Mall is so much more than a mall. Sure, we have great shopping like Bass Pro, Dillard’s, Target and Burlington Coat Factory but Savannah Mall is really about fun! Whether you are taking break for a great meal at Texas Roadhouse, Ruby Tuesdays or one of our food court restaurant, Savannah Mall is the perfect place to unwind.

There’s always something happening here. Open Monday – Saturday 10:00 a.m. to 9:00 p.m Sunday Noon to 6:00 p.m.

www.SavannahMall.com

May 28–June 2 10 a.m. to 5 p.m.

• Stationery and gifts • Home décor • Apparel and accessories • Showroom and

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w. oglethorpe the hive scad museum of art working class studio– old arch hall

turner house

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Enjoy bargain prices on overstock, discontinued collections and more, including:

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turner house annex

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Working Class Studio Old Arch Hall, 235 W. Boundary St. (located beneath the bridge, adjacent to Turner House and The Hive)

For more information, contact shop@workingclassstudio.com. Cash, check and credit cards accepted. All sales final.

Lecture by Whittington Johnson:

Savannah’s First Generation of African American Elite in the New Republic, 1790-1830

June 5, 6:30 pm / Second African Baptist Church, 123 Houston Street

Mbira Workshop (African thumb piano) June 7, 10 am–12 pm / Jepson Center

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Free Family Day! 3 pm Performance by the Georgia Sea Island Singers June 7, 1–4 pm / Jepson Center

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This annual celebration of freedom takes place at the beginning of the month to kick off Juneteenth celebrations in the city and celebrate the Geechee Gullah Heritage of Savannah and the coastal region. Featuring a special performance by the Georgia Sea Island Singers, a group that has preserved and performed African American traditional song since the early 20th century.

Week At A Glance

compiled by robin wright gunn | happenings@connectsavannah.com Week At A Glance is Connect Savannah’s listing of events in the coming week. If you want an event listed, email WAG@connectsavannah.com. Include specific dates, time, locations with addresses, cost and a contact number. Deadline for inclusion is 5pm Friday, to appear in next Wednesday’s edition.

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Baseball: Savannah Sand Gnats Thirsty Thursday

Coffee Bluff Sidewalks: Public Meeting

Half price beer and soda, and a baseball game. Is this heaven? The Gnats vs. Rome Braves. Sponsored by Connect Savannah. 7:05 p.m Grayson Stadium, 1401 East Victory Dr. $8 Gen. Adm. sandgnats.com

A public meeting to gain input from the public and provide details on the planned construction of a new sidewalk along Coffee Bluff Road, from Coffee Bluff Marina north along Coffee Bluff Rd. Hosted by the City of Savannah. 6 p.m Crusader Community Center, 81 Coffee Bluff Villa Road. Free and open to the public. 912-351-6527

Jepson Cafe Chef’s Studio

Light hors d'oeuvres, dinner with wine pairings, and chocolate truffle demo by Matthew Baldwin and David Hamer. 6:30-8 p.m Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 West York St. $35. $30 for Telfair Museums members. (sales tax will be added) 912-790-8800. telfair.org

Exploring Archaeology at Skidaway

To celebrate Archaeology month, Skidaway Island State Park features several artifactbased games and a chance to see real artifacts that were found on the park. For kids age 6-11. 2 p.m Skidaway Island State Park, 52 Diamond Cswy. $5 parking fee. Annual passes available. (912)598-2300. gastateparks.org/SkidawayIsland

Film: Two Idiots in Hollywood (1988, USA)

Psychotronic Film Society presents this unknown film written by actor Stephen Toblowsky in honor of his 63rd birthday. This is a film production of one of his plays. For "immature" viewers. 8 p.m The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. $6 sentientbean.com

Muffins with Mary Ellen

Alderman Mary Ellen Sprague hosts a weekly gathering for District 4 constituents every Wednesday morning. Residents and business owners of District 4 are invited to drop-in to ask questions and discuss local issues. 6-9 a.m coffee deli, 4517 Habersham St. Free and open to the public. 912-659-0103

SCAD Animation Graduation Show SCADEMY AWARDS THu/29 mation shorts, presented in alphabetical order by director. Wed. 5/28-“ the second half of all of the animation shorts, presented in alphabetical order by director. Thu. 5/29-“ 90 minute juried screenings of animated films completed by the 2014 class, followed by the 2014 Achievement in Animation Awards. May 27-29, 8 p.m Lucas Theatre for the Arts, 32 Abercorn St. Free and open to the public. lucastheatre.com

Thursday / 29 Author Tony Martin reads and signs Life Traces of the Georgia Coast

Tony Martin reads from his books, "Life Traces of the Georgia Coast" and "Dinosaurs Without Bones" followed by signing. 6:30-8:30 p.m Moon River Brewing Co., 21 West Bay St. Free to attend. Books available for purchase.

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Networking Night for National Assoc. of Women in Construction (NAWIC)

Coastal Georgia National Association of Women in Construction (NAWIC) is excited to invite all interested parties (male and female) to a fun and exciting networking opportunity that will allow you to meet some current Chapter Members as well as network with other prospective members and their guests from a wide variety of construction-related companies. 5:30-7:30 p.m Savannah Wine Cellar, 5500 Abercorn St., Twelve Oask Shopping Center. Free and open to the public. 912-721-5748. tjb@sfps.net

SCAD Animation Graduation Show

The Animation Department of SCAD presents its annual wrap up with three nights of screenings, followed by awards. 4 Tue. 5/27-“ the first half of all of the ani-

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The Animation Department of SCAD presents its annual wrap up with three nights of screenings, followed by awards. Wed. 5/28—the second half of all of the animation shorts, presented in alphabetical order by director. Thu. 5/29—90 minute juried screenings of animated films completed by the 2014 class, followed by the 2014 Achievement in Animation Awards. May 27-29, 8 p.m Lucas Theatre for the Arts, 32 Abercorn St. Free and open to the public. lucastheatre.com

The SCADemy Awards

Annual event that honors up and coming filmmakers who have produced a wide variety of short films and documentaries during the academic year. The evening concludes with a screening of the winning works. 6:30 p.m Trustees Theater, 216 East Broughton St. Free and open to the public. scad.edu

Friday / 30 Art Book Signing and Kids Craft Project

Author Amanda Kingloff, former lifestyle director of Parents Magazine, leads a fun craft for kids from her new book, Project Kit: 100 Ingenious Crafts for Family Fun. Plus an art show in the studio. Book signing follows. 5-7 p.m Scribble Art Studio, 212 E. 37th St. thescribbleartstudio.com/

Baseball and Canned Food Drive: Savannah Sand Gnats

The Gnats vs. Rome Braves. Plus, a canned food drive for St. Mary's Center, sponsored by St. Joseph's/Candler. Kids run the bases after the game. 7:05 p.m Grayson Stadium, 1401 East Victory Dr. Free with non-perishable canned goods. sandgnats.com

Book Launch and Art Show

Critical Mass Savannah

Join Savannah's bicycle community for a free ride to raise awareness for bike rights. Last Friday of every month, 6 p.m Forsyth Park, 501 Whitaker St.

Midtown Miracle Community Garden Decoration Day Dedication

The dedication of a new handicap accessible area, held on the original Memorial Day. The garden is a FEMA-condemned reclaimed herbs and spices garden. Donations of canned protein items or fresh produce accepted at the event to be brought to America's Second Harvest of Coastal Georgia. Sponsored by MorningStar Cultural Arts Group and the City of Savannah. 10:15 a.m Midtown Miracle Community Garden, Abercorn and E 64th Street. Free and open to the public. 912-352-1238. mstararts@gmail.com. mstararts. org

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Dolphin Project: Lecture and Training The Dolphin Project presents a program about bottlenose dolphins, the sea mammals living in our coastal waters, followed by training on how to participate in ongoing Photo-ID research surveys on inshore waters. No experience necessary. Especially seeking skippers with boats, photographers with minimum of 300mm lenses, team leaders and assistants. 10 a.m.-noon Perkins Restaurant, Rt 204 at Exit 94 off I-95. Free and open to age 10 and up. Training for age 16 and up. thedolphinproject@comcast.net

Forsyth Farmers Market

Local and regional produce, honey, meat, dairy, pasta, baked goods and other delights. Rain or shine. 9 a.m.-1 p.m Forsyth Park, 501 Whitaker St. Free to attend. Items for sale. 912-484-0279. forsythfarmersmarket.com

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NEW ALUmNI CONCERT: Mutemath, Lucero, Brett Dennen

SCAD's annual New Alumni Concert wraps up their school year with a free party in the park for all of us. 6-10 p.m Forsyth Park, 501 Whitaker St. Free and open to the public. scad.edu

Nighttime Nature Walk: Call of the Wild

Walk the trails with a naturalist guide to hear nocturnal animals call. Learn the difference between frogs, bugs and birds. 8 p.m Skidaway Island State Park, 52 Diamond Cswy. $5 parking fee. 912-598-2300. gastateparks.org/SkidawayIsland

Savannah Children's Choir

A concert by the Savannah Children's Choir, an auditioned community choir with a mission of uniting Savannah's children through the power of song. 7 p.m Mars Theatre, 109 S. Laurel Street. $15 912-754-1118. info@marstheatre.com

TEDx Creative Coast: Exploring R/Evolution

A TED-like experience, Creative Coast style. TEDTalk videos and live speakers combine to spark deep discussion and connection in a Savannah-based group. 8 a.m.-5 p.m Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 West York St. $55 and up (912) 447-8457. tedxcreativecoast.com

Saturday / 31 The Crawl of the South Charity Ball

Savannah is attempting to break a Guinness World Record for Largest Bar Crawl. Start in Ellis Square to receive your scorecard and swag. Crawlers then journey to 10 of 30 participating bars to consume a 4.4oz. beverage (alcoholic or non) to complete the scorecard. $1 & $2 drink specials! Once crawlers complete their scorecard, join the After Party on River Street before 9pm to be counted towards breaking the record. The first 4,886 people to join at the After Party with a completed scorecard will get a free t-shirt. 1-9 p.m Ellis Square, Barnard Street and St. Julian Street. $5-$20 912.660.7010. Chantal@StaffordPromotions.com. BarCrawlSavannah.com

Mobile Dairy Classroom at Forsyth Farmers Market

With a moo-moo here, and a moo-moo there.... A fully operational milking parlor containing a live cow for feeding and milking demonstrations. Sponsored by the Georgia Dairy Farmers and Southern Swiss Dairy. 9 a.m.-1 p.m Forsyth Park, 501 Whitaker St. Free and open to the public. forsythfarmersmarket.com

Band Against Cancer Concert Bash

Featuring Junkyard Angel and Johnny Octane bands. Family event with food, cash bar, kids activities. Benefiting the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society. 4-9 p.m Knights of Columbus Pavilion, 700 Christopher Drive. $10 adults, $5 kids for activity bracelet 912-658-1789. trintye@comcast.net

Film: Dance of Reality (2013)

Visionary avant-garde filmmaker Alejandro Jodorowskyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s brand-new autobiographical drama. For mature viewers. Presented by Psychotronic Film Society and Muse Arts Warehouse. 5 & 8 p.m Muse Arts Warehouse, 703 Louisville Rd. $10 musesavannah.org

Free Yoga Weekend

A chance to try out yoga as a fitness program, or sample a different instructor. Two forty minute classes per day. No registration needed. 1-2:30 p.m Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. Free and open to the public (912) 232-2994. savannahyoga.com

Garden City Health Fair

A family community day that includes free health screenings: blood pressure, blood glucose and BMI screenings will be provided, plus short health surveys and counseling provided by the Wellness Impact Group, Mercer University School of Medicine, Savannah Campus. Sponsored by the Lions Club of Garden City. 9 a.m.-1 p.m Walgreens (Garden City), 4210 Augusta Rd. Free and open to the public.

The Home Depot Hurricane Preparedness Workshops

The Home Depot is hosting free and open to the public Hurricane Preparedness Workshops in Savannah on Saturday, May 31 from 10 a.m. to noon to help equip residents for the first day of hurricane season. Workshop leaders will teach and demonstrate critical hurricane readiness topics, including storm prep projects, generator safety and how to assemble disaster preparedness kits. 10 a.m.-noon Home Depot (Southside), 11180 Abercorn St. FREE 912-921-0158. workshops.homedepot.com.

Kick Off for Savannah Mall Reading Tree

Kick off summer reading with the Savannah Mall Summer Reading Tree. Sponsored by Live Oak Public Library and Savannah Mall. 11 a.m.-3 p.m Savannah Mall, 14045 Abercorn Street. Free and open to the public. savannahmall.com

Baseball, Fireworks, Girl Scout Night and Free Disaster Preparedness Kits: Sand Gnats vs. Rome Braves

Music: Beverly "Guitar" Watkins

Promotion night features free disaster preparedness kit giveaway from The Allstate Foundation and Points of Light. Fireworks after the game. 6:05 p.m Grayson Stadium, 1401 East Victory Dr. $8 Gen. Adm. sandgnats.com

The 74-year-old Georgia-born blues guitarist is a Georgia Music Legend Award winner. 8 p.m Mars Theatre, 109 S. Laurel Street. $20 marstheatre.com/

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Night Sensory Hike

HIkers will use all senses to explore the woods in the dark. Meet at the Sandpiper Trail. 8:30 p.m Skidaway Island State Park, 52 Diamond Cswy. $5 parking fee. Annual passes available. (912)598-2300. gastateparks.org/SkidawayIsland

Play it Forward Concert

Rob Gibson, the Executive & Artistic Director at Savannah Music Festival, will emcee this jazz concert tribute for the late Ben Tucker. Hosted by Georgia Coastal Area Rotary Clubs. 4-7 p.m Ships of The Sea Museum, 41 Martin Luther King Jr Blvd. $35 info@RotaryPIF.org

Savannah Lions Club 5k Gotta Run

The first annual 5k fun run for men, women and children of all ages. Special commemorative t-shirt for all participants. $25 entry fee to benefit the Georgia Lions Club Camp for the Blind. 8 a.m Daffin Park, 1198 Washington Ave. $25 912-272-2807. sherrischu@gmail.com

Summer Salsa Night

A night of Salsa and Bachata dancing, music by DJ Josh Allen, with spirits. Workshops for Salsa and Bachata with instructor Alfredo Piceno of Atlanta. Private lessons throughout the day.. 6pm Salsa Workshop: $25 7pm Bachata Workshop: $25 Salsa Party: $10 Both workshops and party: $50 prepaid 6-11 p.m Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive. $25 for Workshops and $10 for Salsa Party 912-312-3549. salondebaile.dance@gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com

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Theatre: Iced at the Coffee Shop

An interactive murder mystery show presented by the Odd Lot acting troupe. 7:30 p.m. Savannah Coffee Roasters, 215 West Liberty Street. $20 adults. $15 children 15 and younger Justin@oddlot.org. savannahmurdermystery.com

Unity in the Park Festival

The festival theme is focused on the military veteran, a day for families to relax, enjoy and become a real part of the community. Vendors, information about family services available in the community, along with music, storytelling, folk art, face painting and a movie for the family. 1-9 p.m J. F. Gregory Park, Richmond Hill. Free and open to the public. 816-699-9689. unitynthecommunity@unitynthecommunity.org. new.successinformation.net/Currentflyer.jpg

Urban Outfitters Record Fair

Graveface Records brings its pop up shop to Broughton. Special guest DJ's from SCAD Radio. Enter a raffle for Crosley turntable give away. 12-6 p.m Urban Outfitters, 221 West Broughton St.

Wilmington Island Farmers' Market

Vendors offering produce, prepared foods, crafts, plus storytime, musical performances, and community information. Every Saturday. 9 a.m.-1 p.m. 111 Walthour Rd @ Islands Community Church. Free and open to the public wifarmersmarket@aol.com. wifarmersmarket.org/

Sunday / 1 Baseball: Savannah Sand Gnats presents TailsSpin Bark in the Park & Kids Eat Free

Bring your dog to the game (all paperwork required) to watch Sand Gnats vs. Rome Braves. Kids 12 and under receive a free hot dog, chips and soda. Kids run the bases after the game. 2:05 p.m Grayson Stadium, 1401 East Victory Dr. $8 Gen. Adm. sandgnats.com

Fort Pulaski Photography Workshop

An iPhone photography workshop by Shannon Christopher, a Tybee Island photographer whose work is on display at Fort Pulaski. Suitable for beginner to intermediate phone camera photographers. Participants should have a camera app that allows focusing and independent exposure. RSVP for workshops via email. 3:30 p.m Fort Pulaski National Monument, Cockspur Island. $5 park admission fee. Free for 15 and under. shannon@christopher.com. nps.gov/fopu

Free Yoga Weekend

Runway to Recovery Fashion Show and Tea

Cancer survivors as models in a fashion show in celebration of survivorship. Event also features a silent auction, refreshments, tea and dessert. The event benefits local patients undergoing cancer treatment along with their families. Emceed by Sonny Dixon. For tickets/more information, call and leave a message. 2-4 p.m The Armstrong Center, 13040 Abercorn St. 20.00 per ticket 912-484-2742

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Baseball: Savannah Sand Gnats: $1 Monday

Baseball: Pack the Park for Charity

Gnats play Asheville, and hot dogs, chips, small sodas, and beer are $1 each. 7:05 p.m Grayson Stadium, 1401 East Victory Dr. $8 or $1 with coupon or Kroger card. sandgnats.com

Tuesday / 3

Sand Gnats vs Asheville. Catholic Night at the Sand Gnats: Bring canned goods for the Social Apostolate. 7:05 p.m Grayson Stadium, 1401 East Victory Dr. $8 Gen. Adm. or complimentary from the Catholic Diocese office. sandgnats.com

Film: Stacy Keach Mystery Screening Author Appearance: Mary Kay Andrews In honor of actor Stacy Keach (junior)73rd

Baseball: Two for Tuesday at the Sand Gnats

Sand Gnats vs. Asheville. Buy-one get-onefree Miller Lite or Coors Light. 7:05 p.m Grayson Stadium, 1401 East Victory Dr. $8 general admission. sandgnats.com

Leadership Now Lecture: Joel Zuckerman

A monthly leadership speaker series sponsored by the Jaycees. June features Joel Zuckerman, public speaker and author. Zuckerman is the only two-time winner of the International Network of Golfâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Book of the Year Award. 5:30-7 p.m The Hut, 101 Atlas St. $10 for non-members 912-663-7826. savannahjaycees@gmail.com. https://facebook.com/events/611407438945028/

birthday, Psychotronic Film Society presents a film that features him in a starring role. FYI Keach was born right here in the SAV. For mature viewers. 8 p.m The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. $7 sentientbean.com

Lecture and Signing: The Man Who Stole Himself

In his new novel, Thomas Thibeault chronicles a story of an incredible feat of heroism and the subsequent acts of bravery of Robert Smalls, one of the greatest Americans to emerge from the Civil War era. 6 p.m Ships of The Sea Museum, 41 Martin Luther King Jr Blvd. Free to attend. Books available for purchase. shipsofthesea.org

Leukemia & Lymphoma Wine & Canvas Painting Party

Paint your own masterpiece, plus a balloon pop with prizes. Sponsored by Jessica Neeley's Woman of the Year Campaign. Benefits Leukemia & Lymphoma Society 6-9 p.m Spanky's (Westside), 1221 US Highway 80 East. $35 206.660.4634. wineandcanvas.com

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Mary Kay Andrews' newest book, Save the Date, goes on sale today. Her first appearance for the new book. 4-6 p.m Andaz Hotel, 14 Barnard Street. Free to attend. Books available for purchase. savannahbookfestival.org/

News & Opinion

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Byrne-ing down the old ways was entitled to a place in the July 22 runoff, no candidate having achieved the magic number of 50 percent plus one. But less than 48 hours after the shellackIt was a classic David vs. Goliath scenario ing, Simons gracefully bowed out. (Local —only in this case David wags might say it’s the only graceful thing was the one unexpectedly Simons did the whole campaign.) humbled. Unless something else dramatic happens In one of the most —still possible in this crazy race—Byrne eye-popping elecnow faces the third-highest vote-getter, Rev. tion upsets in local Chester Ellis, in the July runoff. memory, educator and mom Jolene Byrne One longtime political observer called shocked the system by garnering an amazByrne’s bid “one of the best campaigns Chaing 40 percent of the vote in the five-way tham County has seen.” race for Savannah/Chatham County School Another told me, “This is probably the Board President. most interesting local race since John RouDavid Simons—once considered an sakis vs. Susan Weiner in 1991.” unbeatable stone-cold lead-pipe lock—finI concur. I’d only add that anyone who ished with an anemic 21 percent, dramatisays they saw this coming, other than perhaps Byrne herself, isn’t being completely cally underperforming expectations for the only Republican in a race where Republican truthful. Her campaign was based on social media, turnout was expected to be unusually high adept networking, and the endorsement on election day. of some very influential and respected Still, as second-place vote-getter Simons by Jim Morekis

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community and educational leaders, such as Howard Morrison, Otis Johnson, Paul Pressly, Zelda Tenenbaum, and Martha Nesbit, among others. And, it must be said: a good number of gaffes by Simons didn’t hurt her either. I hope future local candidates will take note of how her campaign was run: appealing to the maximum number of people from all backgrounds as possible, while studiously avoiding the age-old pitfalls and ancient vendettas that have haunted Savannah politics for generations. “A consultant told me early on that voters are stupid and that I should dumb down my message,” Byrne told me late last week. “I knew he was wrong and ran on issues instead of platitudes. We stayed positive and focused on our message instead of other candidates and their issues,” she said. In this age of cynicism, voter apathy, and ultra-polarized politics, it’s most refreshing not when we pundits are proven right, but when our assumptions are proven wrong.

This race proved SO many assumptions wrong—and in so doing, also proved there’s a glimmer of hope for our badly abused democratic process. A few months before the election I agreed privately with every other local pundit that Byrne had virtually no realistic shot. Then, she gained momentum. She gained friends. Went to all the meetings. Said all the right things. Kept it clean. Kept it positive. I had to change my mind. About three weeks before the election I had adjusted my stance to admit she was capable of squeaking into a runoff. This was based not only on Byrne’s hard work, earnestness, and networking ability, but on conversations with local Republicans who were not only not supporting Simons, but were actively working against him. Fast forward to a week or so before election day. I observed that if my Facebook feed was any indication, Byrne would get 99 percent of the vote.

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It was mostly a tongue in cheek observation. The last local candidate who blew up Facebook like that was Ruel Joyner, whose very worthwhile and hard-fought bid for City Council in 2011 resulted in only 17 percent of the vote. Byrne didn’t end up with 99 percent, but her 40 percent was stunning enough proof of the efficacy of her campaign’s appeal. “Many in the community resonated with our message, particularly replicating our models of success and ensuring that all our children go to excellent schools,” Byrne tells me. “It’s a nonpartisan position, and we have support from all sides.” The old Reagan/Bush-era tactics which served Simons well in his years as a campaign consultant, such as his own pledge to never raise taxes by a single penny, don’t have the same appeal in the Obama era. Such tactics might still work in Republican primaries, but that’s the thing: Contrary to how Simons ran his campaign, it wasn’t actually one of the Republican primaries that day. His game plan was to solely rely on maximized Republican turnout, but the schools race obviously meant more to Chatham voters than just party label. Another interesting thing: The other three candidates in the School Board President election—Chester Ellis, George Seaborough, and Sadie Brown— together combined for about 38 percent of the vote, nearly the same total as Byrne’s. Unlike Byrne and Simons, all three are African-American. (If you don’t think race matters in Chatham County politics… welcome to Chatham County! You’re obviously new here. If you don’t think race should be so important in local politics, welcome to the club!) And in no other area of Savannah life does race play as big a role as in the public school system, a district which only finished desegregating a scant 43 years ago. As we go to press, there was behind-the scenes buzz about Ellis and the rest of the candidates possibly dropping out and clearing the decks for Byrne, to avoid a potentially bitter battle along racial lines that would make a new School Board President’s job even more difficult than it already is. As of this writing though, it appears that Ellis is staying in the race—as is absolutely his right. I see nothing in the personalities or platforms of Ms. Byrne or Rev. Ellis to indicate that either will now take the low road. It’s my fervent hope that, as with Byrne’s success May 20, the pundits and their cynical old assumptions will all be proven obsolete again, in the heat of July. cs

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The soldiers among us the gap between soldiers and civilians,” he says, describing a downtown scavenger hunt he devised to familiarize his company with Looking out Savannah’s “cultural corridor.” onto the sea of cam(I actually ran into some members of ouflage uniforms, I was HHC/4-3 AHB that Sunday, and while as nervous as a menothey appeared to be having a blast, you do pausal chicken on soup not want to interfere with a bunch of comday. petitive military types trying to track down Like most Midhow many kinds of pralines are sold at towners, I awake River Street Sweets.) to the charming The captain has also introduced a series sounds of reveille of optional lectures led by what he calls an every morning. But I don’t have much occa- “expert village.” He’s had gurus talk about sion to visit Hunter Army Airfield, where everything from running to paintball, and he Capt. Ethan Miller had invited me to speak recently brought in Floralife VP Jim Daly to the men and women of the HHC/4-3 to discuss the corporate practices of the Assault Helicopter Battalion. world’s largest flower food supplier. Yet there I was, a little ol’ pacifist blinkI came to deliver a discourse on the appliing around the conference room armed with cation of metalogistics on field operations, nothing more than a chewed-up ballpoint so … kidding! Capt. Ethan is a regular pen. reader of this column and thought I might I must confess I never expected to be fac- be just the person to encourage his charges ing a group of soldiers that wasn’t a firing to enliven their written language chops. squad. I warned him that there may be NSA But Capt. Ethan approached me to be surveillance footage of me from the early part of a new experiment he’s been working ‘90s protesting the first Gulf War and that on, which has nothing to do with adminisI only wear combat boots ironically. He was tering LSD to chimpanzees and everything still eager for me to “leverage my specialty” to do with giving his company a competiwith his soldiers. While military writing tive edge to work within the military—and guidelines are comprehensive, they’re far without. from poetic. “I’m always looking for ways to imple“Communication is the most important ment new skills and break up the routine,” skill,” he encouraged. “I think they would he explained to me when we first met for appreciate your perspective.” coffee. I don’t know about that, but I concur “Plus, a lot of my soldiers are concerned with the captain that clarity, tone and proper with getting jobs when they get out of the grammar usage make everything better. So Army.” after I got over the initial shock of standToday’s soldiers face budget slashes, moving in a room of steely-eyed conscripts, we ing-target policies and a post-service unem- talked about why words matter and how ployment rate three percent higher than to use them in the resumes and emails and for civilians—not to mention enemies who love letters that make up a life. (Remember, don’t play by the same rules of war as previ- friends: A thesaurus is not a large extinct ous generations. With Veterans Affairs in lizard!) deep crisis and its hospitals resembling scanI’ve always maintained the best way to dalous snakepits, America’s armed forces improve one’s writing is to read, so we had a need to think fast to stay ahead. mini-book club session about what was on Capt. Ethan represents the sleeker, our nightstands. The gamut ran from hissmarter strategies of a new kind of Army, torical biographies to urban fiction, though one that values communication as much I thought for sure there would be more as combat and engages with its surroundGeorge R. R. Martin fans. ing communities. A kinetic ball of energy As we bantered, I began to feel less like who favors Roberto Cavalli sweaters and the fourth member of Pussy Riot awaitregularly quotes Malcolm Gladwell, the ing the gulag. The wall between soldier and seasoned helicopter pilot doesn’t just think civilian turned out to be pretty permeable, outside of the box, he uses it as a stepladder and by the end of the hour, it was just a to get a better view. bunch of folks sitting around a conference “The future is connectivity. I’d like to close table talking about books (except that most By Jessica Leigh Lebos jll@connectsavannah.com

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of them happened to be wearing matching outfits.) It occurred to me that Capt. Ethan’s experiment was working. After he dismissed the members of his company, who each took their leave with a hearty salute, Capt. Ethan rewarded me with a visit to a Blackhawk helicopter. He even let me press a bunch of buttons and everything. As we crunched across the gravel parking lot, he acknowledged that at home, his wife, Christina, is the real commander. “She’s pretty much in charge,” grinned the captain, who can’t wait for General Christina and their two children to move from Germany to Savannah this summer after she finishes her Masters degree at Munich University. “This is a pretty spectacular community. We’re looking forward to putting down roots here.”

No matter how we feel about war, there’s no denying that it’s regular people who end up fighting it. While our collective treatment of America’s soldiers has improved much from the Vietnam spitting era, putting them on pedestals doesn’t do them any favors, either. Appreciation of our troops must be more than lip service—it needs into translate to better medical care, expanded educational opportunities and job training. As the Army struggles to evolve, we must be willing to treat active military and veterans not as transient bodies but as neighbors and coworkers. I’m grateful for the chance to commune with these soldiers not as uniforms but as humans. My old combat boots may never get further than a punk show at The Jinx, but it was truly an expansive exercise to imagine walking a couple of miles in theirs. cs

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Environmental scientist and ichnologist Dr. Anthony J. Martin studies the traces that prehistoric animals and plants left behind. Photo by Patrick Getty CS: How does the information you get

where I thought, ‘How far off the ground would its head be? How much vomit would come out? What kind of force would that AM: The best kind of information you can get generate when it hit the ground, and would out of trace fossils that you can’t necessarily it leave a mark? get out of body fossils is about behavior. You That’s the most important question as can look at, say, a series of tracks, and tell an ichnologist—would it leave a mark? The how that animal walked or maybe even what answer is, yeah, it probably would leave a it was doing while it was walking. Was it mark when you engineer the physics of it. sitting down, looking around, eating someBut I also thought it would make for a really thing? All of those little nuances of behavior fun diagram. can come out in tracks or other trace fossils that you wouldn’t ordinarily be able to figure CS: Have you actually found a mark that out from their bones or shells or other types you might infer as a spot where a longof bodily remains. necked dinosaur upchucked its breakfast? from traces differ from body fossils?

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diagram and couple of other speculative ven- might have burrowed and figuring out why. tures in the book is get paleontologists and the general public to start thinking imagina- CS: Sounds like a good example of what tively about dinosaurs, thinking about them you call the “ichnological imagination.” as living, breathing animals that left their AM: That’s right! The ichnological imaginamarks—literally—on the world. tion is when you start looking at what’s around today—for instance, you can go CS: We all know from Jurassic Park that there’s a link between dinosaurs and birds. out to Tybee Island and look at what the Can you talk a bit about the link between seagulls are doing or Sapelo Island and see what the horseshoe crabs are doing—and dinosaurs and flowers? look at what those traces the animals are making and translate it to the fossil record. AM: In the last chapter, I talk about how Would this get preserved? dinosaurs really changed What sort of behavior would it our world, that the world indicate? What sort of animals we see today is partially a would it show and how they result of dinosaurs having related to each other and their been alive for 165 million environment? years and having altered ecosystems and drivCS: Makes us think about what ing evolution in certain traces our own species is leavdirections. ing, huh? Some paleontologists have studied how AM: Yes. There’s a whole body of dinosaurs affected plants literature about the time we’re through stomping or eatin now. It’s being nicknamed ing vegetation and through the “Anthropocene” era, as in their feces. Think about anthropology. The Pleistocene epic is what that as massive amounts of fertilizer. preceded the Holocene epic that we’re in CS: I was wondering when we were going now, and the Georgia barrier islands are composed of sediments from both of those, to get to talk about dinosaur poop. plus our present sea level. But now we’re seeing this sharp change AM: [laughs] Who would not want to talk in environment that coincides with our about dinosaur poop? increased use of fossil fuels. It ties into CS: Well, it’s just one of the ways you put global climate change as well as what we’ve all these millions of years of history into done with our transportation systems with invasion ecology: We now have this global terms people can understand. You do it also on a more present level as well, with ecology where we’ve been spreading plants and animals all over the world far faster than your previous book, Life Traces on the Georgia Coast. What have you discovered they’ve migrated in the past. All of this is adding up to a very rapid about trace fossils found close to home? change that we think would show up in the AM: One of the chapters in Dinosaurs with- geologic record. Probably the most imporout Bones connects directly with something tant aspect of that change would be the current mass extinction of species happening. I explored in detail in Life Traces on the Georgia Coast, which was alligator denning CS: So what do you think scientists 10,000 behavior. On the Georgia barrier islands, the alligators that live there, many of them years from now will discover about the den. They dig these burrows and they reuse Anthropocene era? them, reoccupy them, sometimes over generations. I’ve been doing a study on St. AM: I’m hoping our species will still be around. My bet though is that the next techCatherine’s Island with some other colleagues where we’ve been mapping the alli- nological species after us will be descendants gator dens, measuring them and figuring out of raccoons. cs the ecology of them. Dinosaurs without Bones with Dr. Anthony J. Martin It turns out, there were probably a few species of burrowing dinosaurs—we know When: 6:30 p.m., Thurs. May 29 of at least one—and I describe in detail Where: Moon River Brewing, 21 W. Bay St. in the book how studying Georgia barrier Cost: Free, kids welcome island alligator dens helped me better con- Info: georgialifetraces.com nect the behavior of small dinosaurs that

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Imagine what would happen if, in a single year, more than 5,000 Americans were killed and another 45,000 injured in circumstances that weren’t always completely understood, but in many cases were avoidable. Imagine the public outrage. Imagine the demand for investigations and calls for preventative action. Yet these figures are not imaginary. They describe the unacceptably common occurrence of people killed while riding bikes and walking in communities across the country and right here in Savannah. Despite the staggering statistics and tragic consequences, the United States Department of Transportation recently proposed safety standards that do not measure, analyze or develop strategies to prevent the 16 percent of fatal traffic crashes that involve people who were walking or riding bikes when they were killed. The need for federal performance measures and mortality reduction targets is especially critical here in Georgia. Our Strategic Highway Safety Plan, which helps determine how millions of federal safety dollars are spent, does not include a specific performance measure to reduce bicyclist fatalities, despite the fact that those fatalities have been on in our state the rise since 2011. The League of American Bicyclists released a report last week, “Every Bicyclist Counts,” which undertook “the grim task of tracking and documenting” 628 fatal traffic crashes involving bicyclists and pedestrians. The report yielded some important revelations, including a higher than expected number of cyclists (approximately 40 percent) killed when motorists hit them from behind. The most striking finding, however, is what could not be fully documented or revealed. The LAB report uncovers a lack of data, not just on the causes of deadly crashes, but “on the result of each crash, how blame was assigned, how motorists were treated, and the consequences (either civil or criminal) for motorists found at fault.” In the words of a certain former Bush administration official, when it comes to a comprehensive accounting of how and why people are killed while riding bikes, and

The League of American Bicyclists recently released a new report that documents traffic fatalities involving cyclists and pedestrians, but more data is needed. what happens in the aftermath, we are dealing with known unknowns. And maybe even unknown unknowns. The study also notes with concern the tone of media reports on bicyclist injuries and deaths. It’s routine to read the headline, “Bicyclist hit by car,” but rarely the more accurate “Driver hits bicyclist.” The passive voice and emphasis on the vehicle rather than its operator subtly shifts blame onto the killed or injured, often well before the true cause of a crash is known. The problem is exacerbated by the lack of information available between the time of the crash and newsroom deadlines. Preliminary police reports and information gathered by harried reporters in the field frequently convey only partial details that may or may not be relevant. News organizations are understaffed and often don’t have the capacity to follow up on every story to explain the results of investigations completed weeks later. The news cycle moves quickly and our attention spans are short. We may never learn, for instance, if further investigation revealed that a driver was texting when he hit a man who was bicycling to an early morning shift wearing the navy blue uniform required at his workplace. If any memory of that initial (and often only) account lingers, we may recall a TV reporter at the scene remarking that the cyclist was wearing dark clothing. Over time this shades our perceptions of why people

die on our streets. Even if we comprehend that the causes of crashes are often too complex to be explained away as wardrobe malfunctions, we may come to begrudgingly accept conditions and behaviors that are deadly to people who walk or ride bicycles. Indeed, the report finds a “lack of a sense of outrage over these deaths, even in communities where this kind of tragedy is relatively common.” When we surrender a street as a lost cause because it’s too dangerous for walking or biking, we also abandon our fellow citizens who, due to circumstances beyond their control, must walk to work on that street or ride their bikes on it to get home. The results of continued complacency are clear. Without a “measure that significantly improves accountability and data collection processes for the future,” as the report urges, we’ll continue to lose coworkers, neighbors, friends and family members to types of crashes that can be quantified, analyzed and, in many cases, prevented. “There are two major ways to create safer roads: behavior changes by people using the roadways and engineering changes by the people creating and maintaining them,” the report holds. Without a national emphasis on reducing fatalities, our effectiveness at doing either will be limited. cs John Bennett is executive director of the Savannah Bicycle Campaign.

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Talk about unusual occupations! Tybee Island psychologist, teacher, healer, astrologer and author Muriel Lindsay has just disclosed another…this one unique. Muriel, who has traveled the world for years gleaning the wisdom of the ages, now serves as a amanuensis for dolphin friends, with whom she has spent hundreds of hours while kayaking in the waters surrounding her island home. Her wanderlust may have been inherited from her father, Robert Opie Lindsay, one of a handful of American pilots designated as an “ace” in WWI. Still in his early 20s, Lt. Lindsay earned the Distinguished Flying Cross for downing six German planes while flying his Spad fighter over Germany and France. He likely shot down many more, but in those days pilots only got credit for the ones fellow pilots witnessed. He was later promoted to the rank of colonel, served as commanding officer at Ft. Sill, OK, and was in his late 40s when Muriel was born. She took off on her own world adventures after her father’s death. Muriel claims her new book, The Dolphin Letters: Vital Information from Sea to Land (now available through Amazon), is the result of her taking dictation as a kind of secretary to her waterborne buddies while doing what she calls “participatory research” cruising among them in “Buttercup,” her tiny kayak. Her book includes 33 “letters” containing information she says dolphins want her to pass along to humans because they care about us and want to help us make a transition to the far better life awaiting us.

Muriel Lindsay photographed this pod of dolphins at the mouth of the Savannah River from her kayak ‘Buttercup,’ her own brand of ‘participatory research.’ Their letters are filled with information about how to improve our present and future lives, stressing repeatedly that we are right on the cusp of momentous, world altering change. While this transition is inexorable, they say they’re trying to help us achieve it sooner than later and because this is such a critical time they have chosen this moment to “speak out” to us through her, according to Muriel. You might be mistaken if you take her claims regarding the validity of such communications too lightly. Others, including internationally respected philosophers and scientists, have suggested similar possibilities, though none claim to have taken dictation directly from dolphins.

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Dr. John Cunningham Lilly, a physician, scientist and psychoanalyst who studied dolphins for more than 40 years, delved deeply into interspecies communications while working for the federal government and several prestigious universities. An authority in the fields of biophysics, neurophysics, neurophysiology, respiratory physiology, electronics, computer science and microanatomy, Dr. Lilly wrote several books and dozens of scientific papers on communication between dolphins and humans. He established the Communication Research Institute to study vocalizations of bottlenose dolphins and his work helped create a global awareness of dolphins and whales that led to the enactment of the Marine Mammal Protection Act in 1972.

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“It is of interest to Dr. Lilly, who died in note that while some 2001 at the age of 86, also dolphins are reported to established the Human have learned English… Dolphin Foundation and no human has been designed a floating “livreported to have learned ing room” to serve as a dolphinese.” communications laboraGiven Muriel’s revtory where dolphins and elations in her current humans could communibook, this may no longer cate directly. be the case. He was so convinced of She says she and the the moral superiority of dolphins understand and dolphins that he considcommunicate through ered them akin to ethereal vocal sounds, body gesbeings and suggested that tures and eye contact. they receive not only proWhile floating not tection by but representalong ago in Buttercup, tion in the United Nations. she says she experienced Another authority in a kind of epiphany, the field, philosopher becoming mesmerized Muriel Lindsay has written Thomas J. White, in his while witnessing an The Dolphin Letters: Vital book In Defense of Dolphins: The New Moral Fron- Information from Sea to Land. unusual, lingering light on the water. tier, believes dolphins are That’s when she was extraordinarily intelligent, suddenly surrounded by a large pod of dolreferring to them as “non-human persons: phins. She felt destined to do something different enough from humans that it’s fair for or with them, and found herself urging to regard them as something like extraterthem to “Help me to help you!” restrial intelligences, but no less imbued “We will,” they responded. Muriel then with dignity or worthy of respect than dedicated herself to taking the information ourselves.” they gave her and recording it in the form of Because of their intelligence, self-awaredolphin letters to humans. ness and complex behavior, White has Among other things, according to Muriel, joined other ethicists in supporting legislatheir letters tell humans: tion giving dolphins, whales and porpoises Dolphins admire our dedication, hard protection through a legally enforceable work and marvelous inventions but we fail “right to life.” Caspar Henderson—a journalist, author to see our true relationship with nature; have failed to develop a proper balance with and acknowledged authority on animals, our emotions and the environment, and insects and other non-human life with mistakenly try to “control” situations and extraordinary abilities—also suggests that events. dolphins can communicate with us. Having considerably more experience in In The Book of Barely Imagined Beings, a their 30 million years on the planet than 21st Century Bestiary, Henderson says dolhumans, dolphins have honed their ability phins have been cooperating with humans to maintain a balance between themselves, for eons, and it was they that taught Neannature and all other elements. derthal man how to fish. After trying life on land, they decided He describes 3,500 year old paintings of dolphins on Crete and says some early civili- to make their home in the water, where all living things originated. This environment zations actually worshipped dolphins. eliminates the pressure gravity places on Henderson says it has long been established that dolphins can distinguish textures land-bound creatures and enhances their ability to “go with the flow” and live in the and shapes at far greater distances than present. humans; have the ability to see through A dolphin’s life and environment require our skin to “view” a beating heart, and have no exhaustive work building things or prodetermined pregnancy in women before ducing food. This allows them to develop they were aware of their condition. their capacity to understand the universe Dolphins have learned human signals enabling them to construct 2,000 sentences while also affording more time for play and indulging in sex for both pleasure and they understand, according to Henderson. On the subject of dolphin conversations, propagation. popular scientist/astronomer Carl Sagan continues on p. 18 once said:

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Because of their intelligence and complex behavior, some ethicists support legislation giving dolphins, whales and porpoises protection through a ‘right to life.’ Being non-judgmental, they harbor no ill will towards humans who mistreat, enslave or murder them (like the Japanese who round up hundreds each year to kill and eat). Dolphins figure this is just the way things are meant to be. Because their actions and thoughts are transparent, they can see one another’s true nature and emotions as they occur, hiding nothing. Keeping secrets through fear of vulnerability, suffering or causing pain, is a major problem for humans, impeding our advance toward life beyond fear, which will be limitless in its creative potential. Another problem for us is that we waste our time dwelling on the past and worrying about the future, diminishing our ability to live in and savor the joys of the present. There is no need to accumulate knowledge. Life just happens and we should accept it because each moment holds all that is needed. Our balance and evolution is circumscribed when we concentrate on our individual rights, needs and desires rather than the good of the whole. While dolphins maintain their individuality, their first concern is the welfare of their group and to survive in the future we must join them in moving toward a global village. Dolphins have no notion of “good” or “bad”, while humans waste too much time feeling guilty or in self-loathing because of past errors. This is counterproductive, changing nothing and hampering our evolution. We need to deal with life as it is, not as it should be.

One of the most important things humans can do, both as parents and groups, is to give love and protection to our babies. Newborns are our hope for a better future and despite the chaos in the world, they want to be born, and we are doing them a favor with child birth. Showering them with unconditional love and support will enable them to fulfill their destiny. We should also know that some babies— including human, dolphin and whale—are actually “from the future” and may help lead us to it. Death is not to be feared. While some are terrified by the thought of dying, when that moment occurs, we, like all animals, will relax and let it unfold as simply a part of life. Everything that is experienced, including death, is a part of all that will ever be. Though they have needs of their own, our bodies are just containers temporarily holding our spirits and souls. All lives are based on a soul’s intent to be here for a specific purpose. Dolphins and humans are eternal beings in our sphere called earth. In order to evolve, humans need to trust in their hearts, have the courage to discard our old ways of thinking and believe they can do whatever they think they can. When enough people change to create a critical mass, there “will be an explosion of creativity like nothing the world has ever seen.” Intelligence is not a measure of true worth. It is the heart that fills true needs and the mind is in the service of the heart. We are moving from a thought-based to a feeling-based model and will achieve real

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freedom when the mind follows rather than leading. Thinking with the heart is the only way to proceed since feelings are more than emotions. They are vast realms of awareness and sensitivities. What was once a clear recognition of the continuity of all life has been lost for most humans except when molecules from creation’s “big bang” reach us as feelings which we cannot name. That’s when we remember and connect with our initial primordial soup knowing we are part of everything and everything is part of us.

Self love is actually altruism and provides the only way we can take advantage of the opportunities now offered to learn who we really are and why we are here. Dolphins have seen the near total destruction of life on earth during their millions of years here but the earth always recovered. Despite the pollution, radiation, hunger, greed and overpopulation which exacerbate our current problems the planet can still be salvaged. To save it, collaboration between the realms of land and the sea is more important now than ever.

Dolphins visit us when our brain waves change while we are asleep, opening doors of perception and portals through which they can pass. In this way, even to those far from the sea, they offer us directions and let us know how they feel about us. Despite their disbelief, humans are worthy of a joy-filled life and even the most cynical among us will eventually reach the next level in our evolutionary spiral. The good news is that when we reach this level it will be far better and exponentially more joyous than we could ever have imagined.

Muriel says she’s not concerned about whether you believe how she claims to have obtained the information in her book but you will find this information vital. If you are interested in dolphins; interested in saving the planet, or interested in the future, you may be interested in reading her book. You never know. cs J.R. Roseberry is a veteran local journalist. Find Muriel Lindsay’s The Dolphin Letters on Amazon.com

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Let’s start talking about health and weight Palmer Steverson Andrew Pleasant, Ph.D.

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There is a large and somewhat disturbing truth in Savannah that’s hard to talk about, but we must start the conversation. In too many ways, Chatham County is far less healthy than our nation overall. For example, a greater percent of adults are overweight and never move their bodies for exercise here than in other parts of the United States. Chatham County is actually less healthy than the national average in just about every way that people measure health. This is true for physical health, mental health, emotional health, financial health, and overall well-being. The tourists come here and have a great time, but our lifestyles are killing us at the same time. This is so easy to fix. It just takes a number of small steps toward a more balanced lifestyle. Nothing radical, nothing expensive, and nothing you can’t do in your own home and life. People having unhealthy weight is so common that many people now think it is normal. While it may be too common, it is not healthy to be overweight, and should not be seen as normal, average, or OK. Big people can be healthy, small people can be unhealthy – but people who carry too much of the wrong kind of weight on their body in the wrong places will always be less healthy than they could be. Those people are likely to become very sick with a preventable disease, such as diabetes or heart disease, have long-term disabilities, and die earlier. The choice is always yours to make, but let’s start today to be aware of having that choice so we know what we are doing to our bodies, our minds, our spirits, and our emotional well-being,. We need to understand our reasons for making the choices we make, and the true costs of our behavior. That isn’t asking too much of anyone, it is actually common sense. Would you trade your favorite dessert for another day of life? Or would you rather trade 60 minutes of exercise, have your favorite dessert, and also live longer? Think 20 about it.

Every day we face choices. Some choices are more healthy. Others are less healthy. Try to maintain a healthy balance in your choices. You can have fast food if you like it – just don’t have it for every meal. A healthy balance in life includes moving your body on a regular basis. At right, CRI LEP in Savannah Core Team fitness professional Palmer Steverson, co-author of this piece, works with a client.

Talking with your health professional about BMI

No one should ever make fun of anyone because of having too much weight, too little weight, or a different size. We are all differBody mass index, or BMI, is one of the ent, we are all due respect. ways health professionals measure how There are even some cases in which BMI healthy a person’s weight is…or is not. might be misleading. Athletic individuals, Many people assume that if they have a in particular, may fall into the overweight high, or unhealthy, BMI, their health care category when they are actually just very professional would tell them. But that’s not muscular. always true. Also, remember that as people start to Sometimes health care professionals may not like to talk about weight any more than exercise they will add muscle, their weight you do.. So if you’re interested in your BMI and BMI may well increase – especially at first – as lean muscle is heavier than fat. But percentile, it’s best to ask directly. Some people don’t visit a health care pro- muscle is the engine for burning calories. If you’ve heard of metabolism, you know that fessional as often as they should, so they simply may not be aware that their weight is it’s good to have a “high metabolism.” The way to get a high metabolism, which not healthy for them. Who doesn’t know a loving grandmother is one that burns a lot of calories, is to have or doting father who wants their children to lean muscle mass. That’s just one of the reabe big and healthy? Problem is, being too big sons to exercise. Other reasons include stress management isn’t healthy. We often associate food with love, so feeding our families may seem like a and maintaining or building functionality – such as being able to bend down and get loving, healthy thing to do – but too much of even a good thing can be bad for us in the back up again without falling. Your BMI is an important indicator of long run. your health, but it is only one piece of the The point about talking about a person’s BMI is not to embarrass anyone. The point overall picture of your health. If your BMI is to let people know about a health problem score indicates that you are not within the healthy range, you need a complete weight with serious consequences so they can talk and lifestyle evaluation with a health care with a health care professional about the professional. next steps they should take.

The WebMD online calculator for BMI is easy to use, and is located at www.webmd. com/diet/calc-bmi-plus. A BMI between 18.5 and 24.99 is considered the healthiest. If you find that you are moving toward either of those points, it is time to make some changes in the way you live. This approach also lets you calculate the ratio of your waist size to your height because where you carry your weight on your body is also important. Belly fat affects your health more than fat in your arms or your hips, for example. Having too much fat on your belly is linked to a higher risk of cholesterol and diabetes, and it puts you at risk for other diseases. When you know your BMI, you can then continue the conversation about how to make better choices about your health and wellness. cs

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Savannah-Chatham Metropolitan Police rescued two different animals across their jurisdiction Tuesday. Animal Control officers recovered an injured hawk in Lake Mayer while Islands Precinct officers were untangling a cat found hanging by its broken leg on a fence top in east Savannah. The juvenile red tailed hawk was captured via a blanket. It had an injured leg and other issues. “He didn’t even try to fly away,” said Lt. Carey Hill, who leads the Animal Control Unit. The bird has been taken to a rehabilitator to be nursed back to health. Patrol officers found the cat, believed Lt. Hill with the hurt hawk, headed for to be a pet, hanging from a fence on rehabilitation Louisiana Avenue about the same time. “The cat put up no fight and cuddled in officer Clayton Smith’s arms while treatment has been completed.” being transported the Animal Control shelter for medical treatment,” police say. “Animal Control officers are attempting to identify the owner of the cat. If not, it will be offered for adoption once the medical

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Previously, an • Despite a 1971 decision by the U.S. inorganic variety had been Supreme Court declaring used to absorb liquid in the that governments could waste drums shipped to the not punish people who are facility from bomb-making merely “annoying,” dozens plants that had been tempoof towns (according to a rarily storing the waste pendMarch Wall Street Journal a new alumnus ing creation of a permanent report) continue to regard -- of the school nuclear waste storage site. the behavior as criminal. of hard knocks (The justices decided the word is too “vague” to give Latest Religious Messages fair warning of which • In April, India’s Delhi behaviors are illegal, but an The Continuing Crisis High Court judges declined Indiana deputy attorney Only in Florida — (1) Calvin Rodrito halt the local government’s general told the Journal guez was arrested in Port St. Lucie, Florida, program of posting pictures that anyone with “ordinary in May as the man who had been using of deities on the walls of intelligence” knows what a shaved key to steal a series of cars from buildings in order to discouris annoying.) New York parking lots. His spree came to an abrupt age public urination (that has such a law, as do Lawhalt as he sped away from police in a stolen surely no one would soil his rence, Massachusetts, and Honda Civic only to crash into a huge allilord). The plaintiffs pointed Cumberland, Maryland gator in the road. (2) On May 1st, a wildout that the campaign was — among the 5,000 mentions of forms of life trapper called to Pine View School in so clearly ineffective that perhaps the dei“to annoy” in a computer search of municiOsprey, Florida, south of Sarasota, removed ties’ images were even making the problem pal ordinances. (Britain’s House of Lords in four alligators (one of which was 8 feet worse — that “evidence” so far shows that January blocked a proposed anti-annoyance long) from the campus while classes were confronting the images might even compel law.) in session (but without disruption). (3) some people to relieve the “pressure on the • Among the discretionary punishments Beachcombers in the Gulf of Mexico town bladder.” authorized to Georgia judges is banishing of Redington Beach, Florida, were treated • An unnamed 60-year-old Buddhist on May 17th to the sight of a full-grown monk was arrested in Nantou County, Tai- an offender from the county in which he elephant treading water about 20 yards off- wan, in April after a convenience-store man- committed the crime. Complained driver shore. (The animal had made its way to the ager said he was caught red-handed swiping Ricardo Riley (who as of February is barred from Walton County), “I didn’t commit no water after being unloaded for a commercial packets of beef jerky. “I don’t know why,” he murder, I’m not a sex offender, I’m not a birthday party appearance.) told police, “but lately I had this craving for criminal. I just got a speeding ticket.” Judge Democracy in Action — (1) During a meat.” He also had trouble with honesty, regional session of Spain’s parliament in initially denying his guilt before finally con- Brad Brownlow, perhaps irritated at Riley’s request to reduce the original $250 fine, February, a photographer from the newspa- fessing to the officer that “I have let Lord per El Diario Montanes captured a shot of Buddha down.” (Buddhists traditionally are instead piled on punishments — including banishment. Walton County is just outside legislator Miguel Angel Revilla looking at strict vegetarians.) the Atlanta metro area, and Riley, from adjaa picture of a nude woman (in a magazine cent Gwinnett County, has friends and cootherwise concealed inside a folder). (He Fine Points in the Law: workers who live in Walton — but whom explained later that he was of course just • The Texas Court of Criminal Appeals he can no longer visit. reading the articles.) (2) In May, U.S. Rep. ruled in 2013 that it was not necessarily Joe Garcia of Florida was captured on a illegal for teachers to send students sexually C-SPAN camera during a House Judiciary oriented text messages — that the state law Perspective Committee hearing casually eating his earThe U.S. Treasury Department’s inspecbanning the practice violated “free speech.” wax. In the sequence, described on a Time As a result, in February 2014, prosecutors in tor general for tax administration, in his magazine blog, he dug into his ear, inspected Tarrant County dropped their case against a latest report on agency employee bonuses the results, placed them in mouth, then went junior-high teacher who had exchanged 688 in April (covering late 2010 through 2012), MAY 28-JUN 3, 2014

In April, Anton Purisima filed a claim in Federal District Court in New York City that the Lowering The Bar blog calculated was for the largest monetary demand ever made in a lawsuit — “$2,000 decillion” (or 2 followed by 36 zeroes, which of course is many times more money than exists on planet Earth). Purisima’s lawsuit names Au Bon Pain, Carepoint Health, Kmart, the New York City Transit Authority and LaGuardia Airport among the parties allegedly causing him so much distress (by fraud, civil rights violations and even “attempted murder”). Lowering The Bar also noted that “$2,000 decillion” could also have been accurately nominated as “$2 undecillion” or even “two octillion gigadollars.”

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The Asia Pacific branch of the worldwide advertising agency Ogilvy & Mather finally apologized in May for a recent “Bounce Back” ad in India for Kurl-On mattresses (whose general theme proclaims mattresses so comfortable that users “bounce” up after landing on them). Previous versions had lauded Steve Jobs (for “bouncing back” from his mid-career firing by Apple) and Mahatma Gandhi (for “bouncing back” to become a spiritual leader). In the problematic ad, the Pakistani teenager Malala Yousafzai (who was nearly killed in 2012 by Muslim extremists) is shot in the head in a cartoon but “bounces back” after landing on a Kurl-On mattress.

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• Ethan Couch, 17, was convicted of DUI manslaughter last year after killing four people, but benefited at sentencing from a counselor’s testimony describing him as a victim of “affluenza” — a condition in which children of wealthy families hopelessly feel “entitlement” and are prone to irresponsibility. In April, the Vernon, Tex., hospital providing Ethan’s court-ordered rehabilitation announced that Ethan’s “wealthy” parents would nonetheless be billed only for about 6 percent of the cost of treating the “affluenza” — $1,170 of an anticipated $21,000 monthly tab — with Texas taxpayers picking up the remainder. CS By chuck shepherd UNIVERSAL PRESS SYNDICATE

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Lucero, Dennen add to SCAD-grad concert punch album (from 2013) is Smoke and Mirrors, recorded in Nashville. The May 30 show starts at 6 p.m., and it’s free to one and all.

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“Gritty,” “rough” and “whiskey-soaked” can describe a lot of things, like Congress Street in the wee small hours of a Saturday morning, but they’re almost always part of the string of adjectives used to describe the Memphisbased Lucero. Fronted as always by badass Ben Nichols, Lucero—one of the toughest and most uncompromising country/punk/roots/soul bands to come out of the Deep South—is part of the SCAD “New Alumni” concert Friday, May 30 (along with Mutemath, which you can read about elsewhere in this issue, and pop prince Brett Dennen). Just how well-regarded is the mighty Lucero? A Sept. 14 concert at Midway Stadium in St. Paul, MN, features just three bands—The Replacements, The Hold Steady and Lucero. That’s one I’d pay to get into. The band’s latest take-no-prisoners set, Texas & Tennessee, came out in 2013. Produced by North Mississippi All-Star Cody Dickinson, the eighth Lucero album, according to Nichols, was dialed down a notch from what had come before. “I just played acoustic guitar on it,” he said. “…I’ve never really played a whole lot of

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Ben Nichols (center) and Lucero: The rockin’ soul of Memphis, for free on May 30. acoustic, so we used a pretty big element of that. Just starting from that acoustic place, that kind of automatically gave it a more down home feeling.” “We wanted something a little simpler, and I guess some people would call it more old school Lucero-sounding.” California’s Brett Dennen, meanwhile, has been writing and recording for a little

more than 10 years; his music reminds me of those great, smartly-produced mid-1970s Southern California records (Linda Ronstadt, Warren Zevon, Jackson Browne). Still, the red-headed, bespectacled Dennen’s probably best known for his song “Comeback Kid (That’s My Dog),” which is used over the opening credits of the NBC sitcom About a Boy. His (really good) fifth

June 4 will mark the one-year anniversary of Ben Tucker’s tragic death. The Coastal Area Rotary Clubs have a tribute concert going on Saturday, May 31 (4-7 p.m.) at the Ships of the Sea Museum, featuring the leading lights of the Coastal Jazz Association (the group Ben co-founded). Come and here Huxsie Scott, Gina Rene, Claire Fraiser and Roger Moss sing; the band includes guitarist Howard Paul, saxman Jody Espina, Teddy Adams on trombone, Bob Alberti (piano), Billy Hoffman (drums) and Mitch Hennes (bass). The $35 ticket includes entertainment, food and “adult beverages.” Kids under 12 are free (one assumes they get “kid beverages”). Free trolleys will run from the Coastal Georgia Center. See rotarypif.org for details. Ben was a world-class bassist, a jazz legend, and a heck of a nice man. He was also dedicated to keeping the jazz flame burning in Savannah and was constantly looking for new ways to bring the music to new generations of fans. If you never met him or heard him play, you missed out on something special. He is very much missed.

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Meanwhile, Angel, Bryan and Brian are cur@ Let us welcome back Johan Harvey, rently mixing that highly-anticipated second Mike LaBombard and the rest of The Royal Cusses album, which they say is sounding Noise (that would be Rodrigo Picardo mighty sweet. and Aaron Zarrow). This super-tight and @ The 2014 Blues on Broughton fiercely funky instrumental jazz band, which event, June 6 (there’ll literally be a stage on Broughton Street, between Drayton and has big fat roots in Savannah (too compliBull will feature the incredible young blues cated to go into right now, that particular singer Ruthie Foster—who, among many story) is back with a mighty, mighty third other things, was named the Blues Music album (This is The Funky Part, recorded right here at Dollhouse Studios). The band Association’s Best Traditional and Best plays a celebratory release gig Friday, May 30 Contemporary Female Blues Artist. She tore it up at the Savannah Music Festival at Barrelhouse South. 10 p.m., no cover. @ The great Junkyard Angel headlines a in 2012 (one of my favorite sets that year). It’s 6 to 9 p.m., it’s big charity show Satfree, and there will urday, May 31 at the be beer. It is, in fact, Knights of Columbus tied in with the hall, 700 ChristoCity’s Blues, Jazz & pher Drive (right off BBQ event, in the Waters). The Band vicinity of Rousakis Against Cancer ConPlaza ( June 6 and cert Bash, 4 to 9 (ish) 7), with music, food p.m., will also feature etcetera. Hunter Price, and the @ Two bands band Johnny Octane. that absolutely The benefit is a projsmoked at this year’s ect by Nick Rintye, Savannah Stopover Leukemia/Lymphoma Society Man The Royal Noise has a third album out, —the Black Cadilof the Year candidate, and a Barrelhouse South show May 30. lacs and Thomas Wynn & the Believwho happens to be a Photo by Ann Sosbe. ers—will co-headline Hodgkin Lymphoma July 23 at the Jinx. survivor (he’s “paying it forward” for the LLS). Cash bar, food for Tickets for the Stopover/MusicFile Productions show, $10, are on sale now. Like purchase, stuff for kids and more —check MusicFile’s recent Charles Bradley and Blitout the event Facebook page for the whole zen Trapper weeknight performances, this magilla. Tickets are $10 adults; kids get an one will start early, at 9 p.m. The organiza“activity wristband” for $5. tion is also bringing the Coathangers (Stop@ COEDS have a super-groovy new over class of ’13) to the Jinx June 28, and is cassette single (“Tagalong/Surf ’s Up”) that in pre-production on a second “Revival Fest,” they’ll debut at the Jinx Friday, May 30. to take place Sept. 20. Tickets for both Jinx The band is part of a very strong bill that shows are available at ticketfly.com CS also includes Crazy Bag Lady and Cusses.

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With a reputation as a vibrant and exciting live band, New Orleans-based Mutemath may be the most event-appropriate act to play SCAD’s end-of-school-year concert since the genuinely joyous Michael Franti & Spearhead in 2009. This is, after all, a celebration. Sometimes lovingly referred to as “Coldplay with chaos,” Mutemath revolves around singer, songwriter and pianist Paul Meeny, a flamboyant frontman with a strong, soulful voice. Drummer Darren King, who co-founded the band with Meany, is an acrobatic (aerodynamic?) percussionist, and both bassist Roy Mitchell-Cardenas and guitarist Todd Gummerman are rarely planted for long. Meany’s celebrated antics include stagediving onto a lit-up air mattress (as to how he’s going to make that work around the Forsyth fountain, your guess is as good as ours.) The music coolly combines New Orleans dance/rock, old-school rhythm and blues and chilly British synth-pop. And other less tangible ingredients. Mutemath’s story is not without controversy; after coming together in 2001, the band independently released a debut EP. Its success attracted big ol’ Warner Bros., which attempted to issue subsequent Mutemath records through Word, its Contemporary

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that kind of wrote the textbook for me on everything I wanted to aspire to live. And I remember seeing a Beastie Boys show … there’s just something about when you feel that the goal of the people onstage is just to be in that moment with you as the audience. In the very beginning, Mutemath was essentially an experimental pop group. That was really all we were setting up to do. And it was really just me and the drummer. A lot of it was more ambient, laid-back stuff. But as we began to perform it —they weren’t necessarily rock songs—we would let things happen live. And it would develop. And we started adding people to the show. And it just kind of became this thing. We would always go with it. CS: Your live show is very energetic. You, in So whatever we’ve become live has really particular, work up a sweat. Who or what just been years of evolution, and chasing inspired you to perform that way? whatever the moment feels like. And I like that about our band. Paul Meany: The thing that opened my eyes the most: I remember the first time I got CS: Mutemath evolved from your earlier exposed to the Police live. They were done band, which made pointedly Christian by the time I was checking things out, but I rock music. You’ve gone to some lengths stumbled upon one of their live concerts on to distance yourself from that part of your VH1. And it left a big impression on me. musical life. Do you feel like being a pracI was already a fan. I had heard things ticing Christian still imbues your music? on the radio or whatever. But seeing how the m.o. was all about expanding the music PM: We’ve never shied away from where wide, letting it feel that whatever hapwe’re from, how we’ve grown up, and all pens onstage is very much of the moment, that’s a very real part of our lives. Me and Christian subsidiary label. Although Meany’s previous band (Earthsuit) had been a moderately successful Christian rock band, he and King had decided that the new one (Mutemath) was not going to skew overtly religious. He, King and the others did not wish their music marketed to an exclusively Christian audience. Apparently, nobody told Warner Bros. The band sued and won. And these days, everybody’s happy. Best known for 2007’s “Typical,” a fierce and infectious rocker that spawned a brilliant, Grammy-nominated video, Mutemath is currently working on a new album, the followup to 2011’s Odd Soul.

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[laughter].

PM: [Laughter]. The idea of Christian music

and a Christian band doesn’t make much sense to me. I get it, I understand why people think of things in that term, but it doesn’t make much sense. Especially when you’re trying to create music … I mean, what is it? It’s music about the Bible? It’s very subjective, because one person’s Christian band is another person’s “heathen” band! It’s amazing to me because a lot of bands who attract that sort of stigma have more picketers or protesters show up outside their shows than anyone. So I don’t know, I think when you start flirting with spiritual subject matters, it becomes a pushbutton. But that’s not a deterrent for us as far as allowing ourselves to go there. We just want to go there on our terms, that’s all. CS: Tell me about how you and Darren

began writing together? You were in New Orleans and he was in Missouri … how did that work? PM: He was a fan of the band I was in. After

a show and meeting up, we had stayed in touch. He would send me stuff that he was working on. This high school kid who had all the ambition in the world; he didn’t know

much about music, he just wanted to do it. His ambition was very infectious. I remember being pretty surprised at how thoughtful his stuff was. It was probably more sound effects and soundscapes than it was actually music, but it was really good. I would inject some chords, and I started singing a bit on it, and I’d send it back to him. He’d work on it. We just went back and forth, and it started becoming something real. I invited him down to New Orleans. I said “Let’s try to get in the same room and see what happens.” And the first song we worked on became part of “Typical.” CS: The band was called Math then.

Was that because it was electronic and synthesized?

PM: I think so, yeah. It felt like what we were

doing was very sampler and computerdriven. When we started saying “OK, this is something we’re gonna go for,” and we added a guitar player and started working on our first EP, we didn’t feel like calling it Math any more. That was just a stepping stone to what it was going to become. Darren’s e-mail at the time was “Mutemath.” That’s about all that took. Of course, we did the obligatory rounds of months and months of writing down all kinds of names, none of which we were happy with. Shortly after we put out the EP we found Roy, who became our bass player. Once we got the four guys locked in, it felt like we had something. CS

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Brian: Savannah and its business owners have been very supportive. They want Savannah to hold the Guinness World Record for Largest Bar Crawl just as much as we do.

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The current Guinness Book of World Records official largest bar crawl record stands at 4,885 people, set in Kansas City in June 2013. You have the opportunity to break it this Saturday. The Crawl of the South and its afterparty promise to be some of the most fun events of the summer – and summer’s just begun. (You’ll also help raise money for local charities.) Let’s break it down for you: You go to Ellis Square. You pay a few bucks to register. You get a scorecard featuring 30 participating local bars. You can purchase special little 4.4 ounce sampler beverages at the participating bars, which you then punch on your scorecard. You only need to go to ten bars to have your bar crawling efforts count toward the Guinness World Record attempt. We had a little chat about the event with Carrie Bligh, Executive Director of the Savannah Waterfront Association; Brian Stafford, owner of Stafford Promotions; and Chantal Coxhead, VP of Operations with Stafford Promotions. CS: Who had the idea to try and beat the official record here, and how did that come about? Did anyone say it couldn’t be done here?

CS: What are the charities and how were they chosen?

Will you be the 4,886th person that will put Savannah over the top as world record holder for the Largest Bar Crawl?

Carrie: Savannah Waterfront Association & Stafford Promotions both had plans to break the world record, and when we found out each had the same idea we decided to join forces. I don’t think anyone has said it couldn’t be done... Savannah knows we can do this!

Chantal: Savannah Waterfront and Stafford Promotions both had input in the selection of the charities. Members from each organization chose their favorite charity. Brian Stafford was asked to run for Man and Woman of the Year to benefit the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society of Savannah and has had close friends and family members battling cancer within this past year. I worked closely with United Way of the Coastal Empire for the last few years and their positive impact on this community is enormous so we choose to support them in all efforts possible. Lastly, everyone loves their pets. Carrie insisted that the Humane Society be one of the non-profits. The Humane Society for Greater Savannah has such a caring and hardworking staff and bring joy to so many people’s lives that we knew they would be a beneficiary from this event.

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CS: Break down the order of events for our readers. Carrie: Crawlers will get started by picking up their scorecard in Ellis Square on May 31, anytime between 1-5 p.m. We will have day-of registration there along with live music and giveaways. Once you have a scorecard, you then choose 10 out of 30 participating bars to visit. Crawlers must purchase and consume a beverage at each bar in order to get the scorecard hole-punched. The beverage may be alcoholic or non-alcoholic but only has to be 4.4oz or larger so the drink specials are $1 Miller Lite and Leinenkugel Summer Shandy; $2 Jack Daniel’s Honey, Southern Comfort, and El Jimador; and $1 soda and bottled water. Once you have completed your scorecard (having it hole-punched at 10 bars) you

meet us on Rousakis Riverfront Plaza on River Street for the exclusive afterparty to turn in your scorecard as early as 3 pm— but before 9 p.m. to be counted towards breaking the record. Guinness’ rules are that the crawl must be completed within 8 hours so it is very important that all scorecards are turned in but before 9 p.m. or they will not be counted towards breaking the record. The record is actually the number of people to complete a bar crawl so the first 4,886 people to come to the afterparty will get a free T-shirt. There will be a DJ, mechanical bull, drinks and food, a magician, the Guinness World Records representatives, etc. at the afterparty. cs The Crawl of the South is Sat. May 31 and benefits United Way of the Coastal Empire, Humane Society for Coastal Georgia, and Leukemia & Lymphoma Society of Savannah. Go to barcrawlsavannah.com for more info.

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bursting flavor and chock full of shrimp, fragrant green onions and Four generations, living hand-picked blue crab meat. on faith, finding strength in famCaroline’s particular about her ily ties, with the need to feed othfood too, and she’ll tell you, “I don’t ers on that glory, have expanded serve any ole thing—it’s gotta contain that hope into a brand new soul that special taste I’m lookin’ for. I food haven in Sandfly: A Taste of won’t let it cross that counter until it’s Heaven. got the right flavor!” Caroline and Anthony Hendley set Savannah certainly has its share of up their first restaurant at Waters and down-home cookin’ joints, but she’ll 40th, served up the good stuff for two stress that each dish has love cooked years, then changed over to catering right into it, and that care really for a couple more, but they knew that shows in the results. opportunity would come knocking at “Not to mention,” she declares, their door again , and sure enough it with a twinkle in her eye, ”it’s gotta happened in March this year. have that lil’ kick to it that brings you Ma Randy’s had moved out of a back for more!” sweet lil’ spot at the corner of EisenHer patrons are glad to confide v hower and Skidaway, and there it was: that her way with herbs and spices “ the perfect place to open an eatery that is a major reason they keep her busy. t offered a menu replete with soulful One shy lady related, “I just love meals the Southern body craves. her food! I eat here every day now h Owner Caroline Hendley with a photo of her grandfather Cyrus McKiver, who was chef at Bethesda Sometimes that flair for good because everything is seasoned just fl Boys home; the photo is set to be framed and displayed at her restaurant, A Taste of Heaven cooking just runs in the blood with a right and tastes so good. Especially strength that must express itself beyond the chitlin’s!” the household confines. Caroline knows I have to add here, that during the all about that. hour I was there eating and observing, no less kitchen, not to mention her Aunt LoLo—and all is due, and cites the names of old Sandfly resithan five people walked in eagerly requesting that Her grandpa Cyrus McKiver served as chef of these fine cooks have their names enshrined on dents of Pin Point, known for its famous son quaint Southern dish. to Bethesda Home for Boys for decades; her Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, who the menu at A Taste of Heaven. The flavors here are richly amplified by bacon momma Johnnie worked at Shoney’s Big Boy Even her son Anthony Jr. lends his expertise to have lent the area a long and delicious history. fat, rendered fresh each morning, her secret array (with the actual Big Boy out front holding up Names like Richard and Norman who sold dishes like Candy Sauce Wings or the T-Griddle of spices (don’t ask, Caroline will just smile and The Burger). fish and shrimp, caught fresh from Moon River, Breakfast: two big, fluffy pancakes stuffed with look mysterious), and the portions are generous. Her grandmothers on both sides were for so many decades, or Mag’s famous deviled eggs, cheese and your choice of meat. One gentlemen took his box of hot wings and renowned for their extraordinary skill in the Crab or Caroline’s own unique Crab Salad, Caroline believes in giving credit where credit

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rice, rice with blue crab, or Caroline’s own red rice (developed from her momma’s recipe), made with plenty of meat and her secret seasonings. Sandfly is on friendly terms with Moon River, Skidaway Island and the plentiful marshlands, so the fact that A Taste of Heaven carries excellent seafood combos and fresh fish each day should come as no surprise. Those who like their meals simple can choose from a fresh-made hamburger, sausage dog, chicken sandwich or hotdog, with fries—or, veggie lovers can make a meal out of selections like cabbage, string beans, summer squash, broccoli, and black-eyed peas, among others. I was interested to note the sign painted on the front window indicating a specialty was Red Velvet Cake; upon inquiring I found A Taste of Heaven is yet another restaurant that gets their cakes from “Red Velvet Palace,” aka James Jackson. This older gentleman seems to be well-known in certain circles for having the best Velvets around. Caroline also creates her own banana pudding—the sample I tried had me wondering what that illusive flavor was that enticed so many—but she’ll never tell!

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Openings & Receptions Fibers Senior Show — SCAD presents an exhibition of portfolio work by fibers students from the class of 2014. Fri., May 30, 5-7 p.m Pepe Hall (SCAD), 212 W. Taylor St. The Meantime — An exhibition of recent illustrations and paintings by Simon Cooper. Opening reception will be held first Friday, June 6, 6-9 pm Gallery Espresso, 234 Bull St. Movement: A Dynamic Expression of Jazz and Dance — The opening of an exhibit of

collage/mixed media works by self-taught freelance artist Carl M. Crawford. Gallery talk by the artist. Sun., June 1, 3 p.m Free and open to the public. Beach Institute, 502 E. Harris St. Nefelibata — Emerging fine art exhibition

featuring Caeleigh Griffin, Daniela Guarin, Nicole Niederman, Sami Lee Woolhiser, and Daniella Zeman. Nefelibata, a Portuguese word for cloud walker, explores the themes of transcending tradition, physical body limitations and spirituality. This is done through interactive multi-media work that includes paintings, drawings, sculpture, video and installation. Thu., May 29, 6-9 p.m Whit’s End, 106 E. 37th St.

Paintings by Johanna Hopkinson — Savannah mixed media artist and painter whose work reflects the natural world. Artist’s reception June 6, from 2-4 pm. June 1-30 Jewish Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St. Secession 2014 — SCAD’s graphic design

department’s annual end-of-year show highlighting the best work produced at SCAD by seniors and final-year graduate students. Free and open to the public. Thu., May 29, 6-8 p.m Adler Hall (SCAD), 532 Indian St.

Continuing Exhibits Shaved — Works by artists (and Blick

employees) Emily Quintero and Christine Zito. Reception: May 30th 6-8pm Through July 13 at Blick Art Materials, 318 East Broughton St.

Alfredo Jaar: Shadows — SCAD deFINE ART 2014 honoree Alfredo Jaar presents the world premier of a site specific installation, Shadows. Through June 29 SCAD Museum of Art, 601 Turner Blvd.

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Art in City Hall: Peter Halpern — Paintings in acrylic that capture the unique beauty of everyday Savannah scenes. Through June 30 Savannah City Hall, 2 East Bay Street.

Art With Meaning: Folk Art in the Twenty First Century — A show of mixed-media art, present-

ing an educational overview of the three branches of Folk Art: everyday life, religious beliefs and distressed art. A joint project of Beach Institute and the Hurn Museum. Beach Institute, 502 E. Harris St.

Artist talk by Carl M. Crawford Sunday at the Beach Institute Beanies After Hours — An exhibition of artwork

Helen Levitt: In the Street — The exhibit, a collaboration with the High Museum of Art in Atlanta, displays the work of one of America’s ground-breaking photographers. Contemporary Southern Landscape — The unique The photographs are drawn from the perlandscape of the South is the subject of manent collections of both the Telfair and this exhibition of work by a wide range of the High. Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 artists, media, and styles. Jepson Center for West York St. the Arts, 207 West York St. Jason Middlebrook: Submerged — MiddleDustin Yellin: Triptych — Yellin’s largest and brook transformed logs once submerged most complex work, a massive 12-ton, in the Savannah River and that provided three-paneled epic, embodying his vision of infrastructure for over 200 years. SCAD the world and consciousness. Through June Museum of Art, 601 Turner Blvd. 8 SCAD Museum of Art, 601 Turner Blvd. Marilyn: Celebrating an American Icon — An Exhibition: I Will Live On — A solo art exhibition internationally traveling exhibition, featurby Kristen Crouch featuring abstract prints ing more than 100 works of American film and original sculptures that explore reacicon Marilyn Monroe. Presented in a variety tions to tragedy and the eternal presence of media including photographs, paintings, of the soul after death. Show runs May and videos. Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 21 - June 1. Closing reception is May 30, West York St. 6-9pm. Ashmore Gallery, 412 MLK Blvd. Matthew Brandt: Lakes and Reservoirs — Using Exhibition: Ray Ellis - Sketches from 1971-2011 his surroundings as an additive medium, — This show includes the preliminary Brandt’s photographs are bathed in a sketches for larger watercolors and oils that mixture of water collected from the site in Ellis completed throughout his career. Ray which the composition was derived. SCAD Ellis Gallery/Compass Prints, Inc., 205 Museum of Art, 601 Turner Blvd. West Congress St.

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EXPOSEDUNDERLAY — First annual exhibition

of artistic works by architecture students by the Exhibitionists. Closing reception May 30 6-9pm. 30 artists, over 140 art works. Wednesdays-Sundays. City Market, Jefferson at West Saint Julian St.

The Metal Artistry of West Africa: From the Kole Collection — Drawn from the private col-

lection of the Kole family, this exhibition sponsored by Armstrong includes sacred and ceremonial objects created by people in sub-Saharan Africa, including Nigerian altar pieces, a Dogon ritual harvest bowl, an animal-inspired Edo ritual dance helmet A Fragmented Abstraction: Rebeca Pittman Calderón and a Toma costume used in healing ritu— Calderón-Pittman explores different facals. Free and open to the public. Armstrong ets of mediation through work combining Atlantic State University, 11935 Abercorn the mediums of acrylic and digital painting. St. The constructed pen-and-ink recombinant drawings and vibrant paintings draw inspiMountains, Cities, and Temples: Travel Drawings — ration from her native Guatemala. Through Drawings and mixed media works by Julia May 29, 9 a.m.-5 p.m Fahm Street Gallery, Haywood. Indigo Sky Community Gallery, One Fahm Street. 915 Waters Ave.

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Moving off the Grid: Acrylic Abstractions in Color and Line — Paintings by Stephen Darr. Geo-

metric abstractions, influenced by circuit boards and underground subway maps, including vivid pairings that match up on all four sides and can be rearranged to create multiple compositions. A portion of proceeds benefits Hospice Savannah, Inc. Hospice Savannah, 1352 Eisenhower Dr. Nathan Mabry: Process (B-E-A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E) — A six-piece, sculpture-based installa-

tion exhibited in the Alex Townsend Grand Courtyard. Mabry appropriates figures of Rodin’s “The Burghers of Calais,” adorning them with familiar American mascot heads. SCAD Museum of Art, 601 Turner Blvd. New York Accents — An exhibition of visual

art, decorative and fine art objects from Telfair Museums’ permanent collection dating from the early 19th century to the present, exploring the rich influence of New York on Savannah. Museum admission. Telfair Academy of Arts and Sciences, 121 Barnard St. Paintings by Grace Rohland & Jewelry by Marlene Nawrocki — Gallery 209 presents Grace

Rohland’s nature paintings, created with texture adding paper and mixed media; and, Marlene Nawrocki’s sleek contemporary gold and silver jewelry that incorporates pearls and stones. Gallery 209, 209 E River St. Paintings by Joshua Hill — Savannah-based

painter’s work is influenced by classical and contemporary artists. Jewish Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St. Photographs of Fort Pulaski — The Muse is

an exhibition of photographs by Shannon Christopher, shot on Cockspur Island and at Fort Pulaski. Fort Pulaski National Monument, Cockspur Island.

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Reinvigorated: Environmental Recycling — From trash into art: seven artists create work from trash and keep a few more things out of the landfill. Participating artists: RL Brethauer, Melanie Carpenter, Cristina Emberton, Rachel Green, Crisley McCarson, Tandi and Mike Rose. Cultural Arts Gallery, 9 W. Henry St. Rivers: Exhibition by Tim Rollins and K.O.S. (Kids of Survival) — Collaborative paintings inspired

by speeches/writings/music of Martin Luther King, Jr., Harriet Jacobs, Mark Twain, W.E.B. Du Bois & Duke Ellington. SCAD Museum of Art, 601 Turner Blvd.

Sam Nhlengethwa: Life, Jazz and Lots of Other Things — Nhlengethwa’s first solo museum

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One of the films presently coursing though the nation’s art-house circuit is Jodorowsky’s Dune, which looks at Chilean writer-director Alejandro Jodorowsky’s ill-fated attempt to make a cinematic version of Frank Herbert’s novel back in the 1970s. Another current art-house effort is The Dance of Reality, which could easily have been called Jodorowsky’s Amarcord and thus provide matching bookend titles. Like Amarcord, Federico Fellini’s Oscarwinning gem, The Dance of Reality finds its creator mixing fact and fantasy to present an autobiographical look at a childhood seen through a particularly kaleidoscopic filter. Of course, there’s no reason to think that the Fellini flick is what inspired Jodorowsky to set his sights on his own distant past; on the contrary, the eccentric auteur, who’s helmed only seven pictures over the course of 45 years—in terms of quantity, he makes Terrence Malick look like Woody Allen— clearly digs down deep into the recesses of his own mind to come up with his startlingly original visions. The Dance of Reality is no different: While it may look as streamlined as a Mickey

Mouse cartoon when compared to his trippy cult classics El Topo and The Holy Mountain, rest assured that it’s still more innovative and unique than most anything else in theaters in 2014. This much is based in fact: Alejandro Jodorowsky was born in Tocopilla, a Chilean town whose name means “the devil’s corner.” Certainly, Jodorowky suffered a hellish childhood growing up, as he’s recounted in interviews and based upon the sights seen in this picture. His parents Jaime and Sara were Jewish-Russian immigrants, and his dad devoutly followed the Communist Party. These background details are dutifully related in the movie, but much of the rest proves to be more fanciful, trafficking in the sort of unbelievable, eye-popping imagery and loopy non sequiturs that would have made Luis Bunuel proud. The plotting also becomes more nebulous, with the filmmaker himself appearing on the scene to provide narration to viewers as well as comfort to his childhood self. This boyish Alejandro (played by Jeremias Herskovits) is a miserable tyke, saddled with a tyrannical father (Brontis Jodorowsky, Alejandro’s real-life son) and a sometimes suffocating, sometimes aloof mother (Pamela

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picture, a potential quality-killer averted when Singer himself decided to return to the director’s seat. The presence of Singer is appropriate, since the film itself expertly bridges the gap between his earlier works and Vaughn’s reboot. Based on a storyline introduced in the January 1981 issue of The Uncanny X-Men (as a childhood comic-book reader who subscribed to this title, I own that issue and will seriously consider any six-figure offers for it; OK, make it five figures and we have a deal!), the story begins in the near future, when powerful beings known as Sentinels have been tasked by those in charge to exterminate all mutants as well as round up any humans who dare to help them. Among the few mutants still alive are Kitty Pryde (Ellen Page), who has the ability to send a person (or, rather, their consciousness) back into the past; Professor X (Patrick Stewart) and Magneto (Ian McKellen), who decide that someone needs to travel back to 1973; and Wolverine (Hugh Jackman), who volunteers for the job when it becomes clear he’s the only one who could survive such a decades-spanning jaunt. Why 1973? Because that’s the year that Mystique ( Jennifer Lawrence) murders Bolivar Trask (Peter Dinklage), the scientist who creates the Sentinels in the first place and whose death-by-mutant galvanizes the

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the diehard fans. There are some surprise cameos from past series regulars. There are knowing references to previous pictures in the franchise. There’s even a tantalizing tease to further whet appetites (less savvy viewers will be forgiven for thinking they’re watching an outtake of Jaye Davidson in Stargate). But more universal themes are also addressed, specifically the perpetual series standby of the evils inherent in a world that believes in prejudice and segregation. And in addition to the presidential perspectives, the movie also manages to incorporate the Vietnam War, Roberta Flack ... and Sanford and Son. It’s that kind of movie: knowledgeable, emotional, and packed with incident and excitement.

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Like the beer at a college kegger, the comedy Neighbors flows smoothly for much of the time, only spurting and gasping in those moments when it’s been tapped dry. Seth Rogen, who has been paired onscreen with more beautiful women than any other affable slob this side of Kevin James, here gets to dally with Bridesmaids’ Rose Byrne. They star as Mac and Kelly Radner, who aren’t too thrilled when they learn that

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a group of fraternity brothers has moved into the house next door. Fearing that the potential noise will disturb their staid suburban lifestyle - and wake up their baby at all hours - they try to ingratiate themselves by offering the new kids on the block some weed as a welcome gesture. At first, it works: Frat leaders Teddy (Zac Efron) and Pete (Dave Franco) promise to behave, and Mac and Kelly even get invited over for a massive blowout that finds Mac eating mushrooms by the handful and getting into a conversation with Teddy over whether the definitive Batman was Michael Keaton or Christian Bale. But during one subsequent - and particular raucous - night, the Radners call the cops on the frat rats, a decision that results in an all-out war between the two households. Neighbors offers a steady stream of satisfactory laughs, particular in the scenes which show Mac and Kelly desperately trying to hold onto their youthful vigor and carefree spirits even though they’re now tied down with a baby and a mortgage. This interesting angle gets downsized over the course of the film, but there are a number of more visually dependent gags trying to take up the slack, including ones involving frat-manufactured dildos and milk-filled mammaries. Much of the ribald humor is inspired while some of it is merely desperate, but it’s the sloppiness of the characterizations that weakens stretches of the film. One gets the feeling that the dialogue was improvised as much as it was scripted (a staple in modern comedy), but it’s probably because of this loose structure that the movie often feels flabby and disjointed. Still, as far as dum-dum comedies go, this one’s not bad at all, and it’s sure to go down even easier after a few rounds of shots or a pitcher or three at the neighborhood bar.

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away under mysterious circumstances, she wills an invaluable painting to Gustave. This displeases her son Dmitri (Adrien Brody) to such a degree that he frames Gustave as his mother’s murderer and sics the family henchman, the snarling Jopling (Willem Dafoe) to bump off anyone who interferes with his diabolical plot. Thus, it’s largely up to Zero, with the aid of his girlfriend Agatha (Saoirse Ronan), to save his mentor and the day. Several of Anderson’s past films, works such as The Life Aquatic and Fantastic Mr. The Grand Budapest Hotel Fox, have showcased unique visual composiOOOOO tions, and with its generous use of models Working with co-writer Hugo Guinness, Wes Anderson has concocted a fanciful tale and matte backdrops, The Grand Budapest marinated in whimsy and tinged with rueHotel follows suit. The playful art direction nThe Amazing Spider-Man 2 fulness. After a pair of framing devices, the is matched by the jocularity of the screenOop film takes us to the 1960s, where an author play, which mines ample humor from the The best component of TAS-M2 is the ( Jude Law) spends most of his time in a relationship between Gustave and Zero. developing relationship between Peter crumbling, practically empty hotel located in Fiennes and Revolori prove to be a choice (Andrew Garfield) and Gwen Stacy (Emma the fictional Republic of Zubrowka. There, tag team, but they also shine individually, Stone). Garfield and Stone both do exemhe meets owner Zero Moustafa (F. Murray with Revolori making the most of his charplary jobs of conveying the feelings and frus- Abraham), who proceeds to tell him a story acter’s whispery demeanor and Fiennes sentrations of their star-crossed lovers. that takes us even further back in time. T sational as the concierge whose occasional With this romance landing in the pole The setting is now the hotel during buffoonishness can’t mask the tortured soul position of the positives, the runner-up slot the early 1930s, when young Zero (Tony of a poet. I goes to the casting of Jamie Foxx as Max Revolori) is serving as a lobby boy under The Grand Budapest Hotel is Anderson’s Dillon, a lowly and lonely engineer who’s the tutelage of M. Gustave (Ralph Fiennes), best film not just because it makes us laugh, eventually transformed into the powerful the property’s ab-fab concierge. Gustave is but because it makes us care. CS and destructive Electro. Foxx brings genuine superb at his job, which on the downside pathos to the character of Max/Electro, and includes bedding the elderly — and wealthy BELLE even as the character’s villainy grows, Foxx — women who stay at the facility. One OOO ensures that he never completely loses audi- such individual is Madame D. (played by Thanks to the barrage of Brit-lit adaptaan unrecognizable Tilda Swinton in layers ence sympathy. tions - Jane Austen or otherwise - hitting Electro is a compelling enough villain that of wrinkled makeup), and when she passes the screen for some time now, we’ve come he could have benefitted from more screen time. As for the effects that bring our superhero and his nemeses to life, they curiously run hot and cold.Of course, it also doesn’t help that Webb maddeningly plays around with the tools of the trade with the reckless abandon of a pubescent kid discovering his own pecker, slowing down many shots to the point of absurdity. Otherwise, it’s business as usual.

to expect our British period pieces to tackle issues of classism and sexism. Belle, however, is different in that it also adds racism to the stack. Loosely based on a true story, this begins with naval officer John Lindsay (Matthew Goode) collecting his illegitimate daughter from her impoverished, motherless existence and placing her in the care of his kin, Lord and Lady Mansfield (Tom Wilkinson and Emily Watson). As Lindsay explains, the little girl’s name is Dido Elizabeth Belle Lindsay, and as the Mansfields can see, she’s the product of a mixed-race coupling. As Lindsay’s occupation requires him to be away from England, the Lord and Lady promise to raise Dido alongside their other niece, Elizabeth. They fulfill their promise ... to a point. Like Elizabeth (Sarah Gadon), Dido (Gugu Mbatha-Raw) is given a proper upbringing and education, and she and Elizabeth consider themselves both sisters and best friends. But whenever the Mansfields entertain guests at dinner, Dido must eat by herself, since the rules of propriety do not allow someone of her color to sup with her white family (and yet her standing forbids her from eating with the servants, either). Dido struggles to find her place in the world, and her crisis of identity is further stirred when John Davinier (Sam Reid), the idealistic son of a clergyman, informs her that the Lord Mansfield, England’s leading judicial voice, is overseeing a case involving a shipload of slaves who might have been drowned for the insurance money. Whereas many filmmakers would have fashioned Dido’s story through the eyes of, say, her Caucasian cousin Elizabeth director Amma Asante and writer Misan Sagay make the story uniquely her own. In this respect, they benefit from the selection of British TV star Gugu Mbatha-Raw, who holds the screen with her impassioned portrayal. Her character serves as the lightning rod for most of the film’s issues, yet Asante and Sagay have crafted a picture rich enough to illuminate the struggles of others as well. As a reverend’s son, Davinier is considered beneath noble blood, and while Elizabeth may be kind and beautiful, the fact that she has no dowry makes her undesirable in the eyes of many of the men surrounding her. The story’s beats are, on the whole, predictable: For instance, because Dido and Davinier are initially antagonistic toward one another, the rules of romantic cinema dictate that they will eventually fall in love. Yet by adding an extra coat of moral outrage onto a tried and true framework, Belle succeeds in relating its worthy tale of pride and prejudice. CS 47

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Coffee Bluff Sidewalks: Public Meeting

A public meeting to gain input from the public and provide details on the planned construction of a new sidewalk along Coffee Bluff Road, from Coffee Bluff Marina north along Coffee Bluff Rd. Hosted by the City of Savannah. Free and open to the public. Wed., May 28, 6 p.m. 912-351-6527. Wed., May 28, 6 p.m Crusader Community Center, 81 Coffee Bluff Villa Road. Drinking Liberally

An informal, left-leaning gathering to discuss politics, the economy, sports, entertainment, or anything else that comes up. Every first and third Thursdays, 7:00 p.m. Tondee’s Tavern, 7 E. Bay Street (912) 341-7427 Free , 7 p.m. livingliberally.org/ drinking/chapters/GA/savannah. , 7 p.m Muffins with Mary Ellen

Alderman Mary Ellen Sprague hosts a weekly gathering for District 4 constituents every Wednesday morning. Residents and business owners of District 4 are invited to drop-in to ask questions and discuss local issues. Free and open to the public. Wednesdays, 6-9 a.m. 912-659-0103. ogeecheecoffee.com/. Wednesdays, 6-9 a.m coffee deli, 4517 Habersham St. Savannah Area Young Republicans

Get involved. Contact is Michael Johnson, via email or telephone, or see website for info. 912-604-0797. chairman@sayr.org. sayr.org. Call or see website for information. Free . 912-308-3020. savannahyoungrepublicans.com. Savannah Libertarians

Join the Facebook group to find out about upcoming local events. Mondays. Facebook.com/groups/SAVlibertarians. Mondays Young Democrats

Mondays at 7pm on the second level of Foxy Loxy, Bull Street. Call or visit the Young Democrats Facebook page for more information. Free . 423-619-7712. foxyloxycafe.com/. Foxy Loxy Cafe, 1919 Bull St. Auditions and Calls for Entries

African American Theatre

Revitalize African-American theatre in Savannah. Staging and premiering of new, dynamic plays with memorable characters and storylines. Contact playwright Ben Harris for information. Every 3 days. 404/955-1697. ybasa126@aol.com. Every 3 days Performing Arts Instructors Sought

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Department of Cultural Affairs Accepting Proposals for Neighborhood Arts Programming Instructors City seeks applications for Weave A Dream Initiative instructors for Fall 2014 programming. Proposals are due by August 29, 2014 and should be submitted by email to cnorthcutt@ savannahga.gov or mailed to 9 West Henry Street, Savannah, GA 31401. To download the application and see criteria, go to the Cultural Affairs website www.savannahga. 48 gov/arts. For more information please con-

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tact Crystal Northcutt at (912) 644-7927. Through Aug. 29. Through Aug. 29 Auditions for Chicago at Bay Street Theatre

The Bay Street Theatre will hold auditions for Chicago, Directed by Jeff DeVincent and Musical Direction by Brandon Kaufman, Monday June 2 and Tuesday June 3, 6-9pm both nights. Showdates are in August. Please prepare one up-tempo vibrant, story-telling song, vaudeville style. A la “Second Hand Rose” as performed by Barbara Streisand in Funny Girl. Or audition via YouTube. See Facebook page for The Bay Street Theatre for specific information. June 2-3, 6-9 p.m. https://facebook.com/ events/246833692188389/?source=3&sour ce_newsfeed_story_type=regular&fref=nf. June 2-3, 6-9 p.m Call for Artists

The Sentient Bean is seeking experienced artists interested in showing their work for the duration of one month at the Bean. Artists must have a website with current images representing a sample of the work to be shown in order to be considered. To apply, please send an email to sentientbooking@gmail.com with the subject line “art show” and include the following information: 1. Artist name and phone number 2. Link to website that has current and relevant images of work for proposed show 3. Link to artist resume (preferred) or artist resume attached as a PDF file ONLY 4. Type of work to be shown, including medium, general sizes, price range, and how many of pieces will be in the show 5. Link to artist statement (preferred) or artist statement attached as a PDF file ONLY . sentientbean.com/booking#visualarts. sentientbean.com. The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. City of Savannah TV Show Seeks Entries

The City of Savannah’s TV station, SGTV is seeking insightful and well-crafted profiles, documentaries, animations, original music videos, histories or other original works by or about the citizens of Savannah to run on “Engage”, a television show produced by the city. Interested in collaborating with filmmakers, artists, musicians and others in producing original content for the program. While the City does not offer compensation for such programs, SGTV does offer an opportunity to expose local works to a wide audience. More than 55,000 households in Chatham County have access to SGTV. Submit proposals via website. The City reserves the right to reject any programming that does not meet content standards. . savannahga.gov/ engagesgtv. City of Savannah’s “Call for Proposals” for the 2015 Contracts for Cultural & Arts Services Program

The City of Savannah’s Cultural Affairs Commission has issued a “Call for Proposals” for the 2015 Contracts for Cultural & Arts Services Program. In 2015, funding will be available in two program categories that each has specific funding criteria: Core Investment Program, designed for the City to invest in the artistic mission of thriving established arts organizations with

operating budgets of at least $500,000. Cultural Projects Investment Program, designed for the City to invest in non-profit organizations and/or institutions of higher learning that provide high quality innovative arts services that increase access to cultural and creative experiences, support and facilitate skill development, inform the public about entrepreneurial avenues in the cultural sector, and nurture the local creative industry. Applications, guidelines, and program information will be available on the Department of Cultural Affairs website (www.savannahga.gov/arts) or by contacting Crystal Northcutt at cnorthcutt@savannahga.gov or 912-644-7927. Deadline is Friday, June 27, 2015 at 5:30 p.m. New applicants are required to have their proposals reviewed by DCA staff prior to submission. Proposal review dates for new applicants are May 26 – June 6, 2014. Returning applicants’ proposals may be reviewed upon request if they are submitted no later than June 6, 2014. Every 7 days. 912-644-7927. cnorthcutt@savannahga. gov. Every 7 days Gallery Seeks Local Artists

Kobo Gallery, 33 Barnard Street, in downtown Savannah seeks 2-D and 3-D artists to join its cooperative gallery. Must be a full-time resident of Savannah or nearby area. Work to be considered includes painting, photography, mixed media, sculpture, glass, ceramics and wood. If interested please submit 5-10 images of your work, plus resume/CV and biography to info@kobogallery.com. . Kobo Gallery, 33 Barnard Street ,. Homeschool Music Classes

Music classes for homeschool students ages 8 - 18, and their parents. Offered in Guyton and Savannah. See website for details. . CoastalEmpireMusic.com. Weave-A-Dream Grant Applications Sought

Call for proposals for its 2014 Weave-ADream—Cultural & Arts Projects initiative. Applications will be accepted through the calendar year, while funds are available. Programs are to be completed prior to December 31, 2014 and the application must be submitted at least eight weeks prior to the start date of the project. Project funding is available up to $2,500 per program/ project. Emphasis on proposals that actively involve youth, seniors, and those who have limited access to arts based programs in Savannah. Applicants must be a non-profit, 501c3, head-quartered in Savannah’s corporate limits. Proposed programs must also be produced within the City’s corporate limits. No individual artist applications will be accepted. Applications are available on the Department of Cultural Affairs website. Mondays.. 912651-6417. cnorthcutt@savannahga.gov. (savannahga.gov\arts. Mondays. Benefits

Bowl for Kids’ Sake

A bowling benefit for Big Brothers Big Sisters. Call for location. Sponsored by Connect Savannah. Sat., May 31, 1-3 p.m. 912-233-7669. Sat., May 31, 1-3 p.m

Chatham County Animal Control Seeks Donations of Items

Chatham County Animal Control is in need of items for pets in the facility. Seeking donations of canned and dry dog and cat food, baby formula, newspaper, paper towels, soaps, crates, leashes, collars, wash cloths, and towels. Open daily from 1:00 p.m. to 5:00 p.m. . 912-351-6750. animalcontrol. chathamcounty.org. Chatham County Animal Shelter, 7215 Sallie Mood Dr. Citywide Cell Phone Drive for Safe Shelter

A donation drive through June 30, for old cell phones to be recycled. Proceeds from the phone recycling go to Safe Shelter to provide services for victims of domestic violence. The Eichholz Law Firm, P.C. is sponsoring. Call for drop off locations. Any items that one feels would assist a victim or their children will be welcomed, but the focus is on the cell phones and donations of non-perishable food. Through June 30. (912) 232-2791. www.thejusticelawyer.com. Through June 30 Davenport House Summer Junior Interpreter Program

This program at the Davenport House Museum is for students in grades 9 through 12 develops the skills and knowledge necessary for a tour guide at the museum. Participants may earn community service hours and receive public speaking experience. Program dates and times: Thursday evenings June 12 through July 31 (from 6 to 8 p.m.) Tuesdays.. 912-236-8097. jcredle@ davenporthousemuseum.org. davenporthousemuseum.org. Tuesdays. Davenport House, 324 East State St. Forsyth Farmers Market Seeks Sponsors

Market sponsors invest in a healthy community and show consideration for the local economy. Sponsorship opportunities begin at $350. Help keep food fresh and local. . kristen@forsythfarmersmarket.com. forsythfarmersmarket. com. forsythfarmersmarket.com/. Forsyth Farmers’ Market, 501 Whitaker St., South End of Forysth Park.

$5 Bikram Yoga Class to Benefit Local Charities

Bikram Yoga Savannah offers a weekly Karma class to raise money for local charities. Thursdays during the 6:30pm class. Pay $5 for class and proceeds are donated to a different charity each month. This is a regular Bikram Yoga class. . 912.356.8280. bikramyogasavannah.com. Runway to Recovery Fashion Show and Tea

Cancer survivors as models in a fashion show in celebration of survivorship. Event also features a silent auction, refreshments, tea and dessert. The event benefits local patients undergoing cancer treatment along with their families. Emceed by Sonny Dixon. For tickets/more information, call and leave a message. 20.00 per ticket Sun., June 1, 2-4 p.m. 912-484-2742. Sun., June 1,

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2-4 p.m The Armstrong Center, 13040 Abercorn St. SCMPD Animal Control seeks Volunteers

Savannah Chatham County Animal Control seeks volunteers to serve as greeters, office assistants, animal photographers,event coordinators, groomers, property maintenance workers, kennel assistants, dog walkers, cat socializers, play area monitors, off-site adoption managers, veterinary service supporters, and foster coordinators. No prior animal shelter experience is necessary. Newly trained volunteers will be authorized to serve immediately after orientation. Potential volunteers are asked to notify J. Lewis prior to orientation; though, walk-ins are welcome. Volunteers must be at least 17-years-old. . (912) 525-2151. jlewis01@ savannahga.gov. Classes, Camps & Workshops

200 - Hour Intensive Yoga Teacher Training

Savannah Yoga Center sponsors this course, held July 25 – August 17, 2014. Application Deadline is July 15. Three week yoga teacher training led by Kelley J. Boyd, 500-ERYT & Director of Savannah Yoga Center, accompanied by the East Coast’s best yoga teachers. Yoga / Satsang. Registration and more info at www.savannahyoga.com or call (912) 232-2994. Every 3 days. Every 3 days Art Classes at The Studio School

weekly drawing and painting classes for youth and adults. See website, send email or call for details. 912-484-6415. melindaborysevicz@gmail.com. thestudioschoolsavannah.com. Art, Music, Piano, Voice Coaching

Coaching for all ages, beginners through advanced. Classic, modern, jazz improvization and theory. Serious inquiries only. 912-961-7021 or 912-667-1056. Artist Sacred Circle

Group forming on Fridays beginning in March. 1:30pm-3pm. Based on The Artist’s Way by Julia Cameron. Contact Lydia Stone, 912-656-6383 or rosesonthemove@ gmail.com. . 912-656-6383. rosesonthemove@gmail.com. Beading Classes

Offered every weekend at Perlina Beadshop, 6 West State Street. Check website calendar or call for info. 912-441-2656. perlinabeadshop.com.

Beading Classses at Epiphany Bead & Jewelry Studio

Learn jewelry-making techniques from beginner to advanced. Call for class times. 912-920-6659. Epiphany Bead & Jewelry Studio, 407 East Montgomery Xrds.

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Beginning Belly Dance Classes

Taught by Happenstance Bellydance. All skill levels and styles. Private instruction available. $15 912-704-2940. happenstancebellydance@gmail.com. happenstancebellydance.wordpress.com. Anahata Healing Arts Center, 2424 Drayton St. Boot Camp

Get fit and lose weight with our Boot Camp instructor Tim Smith. Start your morning off with these heart-pumping routines sure to help you with your fitness goals! $15 for drop in, 8/$100 (must use in 30 days) 50 or 12/$125 (must use in 30 days) Mon-

days, Wednesdays, Fridays, 6:30-7:30 a.m. 912-257-5901. info@firstcityfitness.com. Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, 6:30-7:30 a.m First City Fitness, 2127 1/2 Victory Dr. Camp: Train Smart (for kids)

For ages 8-13. A fun and challenging sports summer camp to improve overall athletic performance. Athletes are grouped by age and ability level. Two sessions: Speed & Agility Training in the morning and Sports Specific Strength Training in the afternoon. Both sessions are taught by certified fitness trainers. Spaces are limited for all sessions. Session 1: June 2-6. Session 2: June 9-13, 8:45 a.m. to 3 p.m. SJ/C Wellness Center at Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds Street. To register, call the SJ/C Wellness Center at 819-8800 or download the forms at www.sjchs.org/camps. $120 per week. Every 7 days. Every 7 days Camp: Shapedown (for kids)

For ages 6-12, a two-week, age-specific, behavior modification intervention that addresses the food, activity, psychosocial and family system issues, which frequently underlie weight or eating problems. Participants are taught specific skills to remedy problems identified by the professional staff at the beginning of the program. June 16-27, 8:30am-4:30pm. At the St. Joseph’s/Candler Wellness Center at Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds Street. Scholarships are available; the scholarship deadline is May 23 and there is a $15 fee to apply. To register, call the Wellness Center 819-8800 or download the forms at www. sjchs.org/camps. $333. Deadline to apply is May 30. Some insurance policies will cover Shapedown. Every 7 days. Every 7 days Camp: Summer Sailing Camp at Lake Mayer

Kids! Learn to sail on Lake Mayer. Savannah Sailing Center presents its Summer Sailing Camp for children ages 5 and up. Weekly sessions for “Catch the Wind” (Children 8 and up) are 8:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Weekly sessions for “Guppies” (children 5 through 7) are 9:00 a.m.- 12:00 p.m. Camp dates: June 1-August 2. $150-$275 per week depending on age. Discounts for SSC members, multiple students per family, and multiple weeks. Every 7 days. 912-3529996. savsailing@yahoo.com. savannahsailingcenter.org. Every 7 days Lake Mayer, 1850 E. Montgomery Crossroads.

summer/. Every 7 days. telfair.org/jepson/. Every 7 days Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 West York St. Champions Training Center

Offering a variety of classes and training in mixed martial arts, jui-jitsu, judo and other disciplines for children and adults. All skill levels. 525 Windsor Rd. 912-349-4582. ctcsavannah.com. Chatham County Sheriff’s Office Explorers Post 876

The Chatham County Sheriff’s Office Explorers Post 876, is currently accepting applications from young men and women (ages 14-20 years old) who are interested in a career in Law Enforcement. Explorers experience mentoring, motivation, and learn skills which help prepare them for their roles as a productive citizen in the Coastal Empire. Interested parties may visit the Chatham County Sheriff’s web page, click “Community” then Explorers Post 876” for applications, or contact Cpl. R. Bryant-Elleby at (912)651-3743. . 912651-3743. chathamsheriff.org. Classical Guitar Instruction

Professional level classical instruction with a university professor. Lessons available for all levels with Dr. Brian Luckett, DMA. Private studio in Starland District. $25/half hour, $45/hour. brian@brianluckett.com. (brianluckett.com. Clay Classes

Savannah Clay Studio at Beaulieu offers handbuilding, sculpture, and handmade tiles, basic glazing and firing. 912-3514578. sav..claystudio@gmail.com. Boating Classes

Classes on boat handling, boating safety and navigation offered by U.S. Coast Guard Auxiliary. See website or call to register. 912-897-7656. savannahaux.com. Conscious Kids Yoga

Camp: Summer Theatre Camp for Kids

This class is designed to provide students with experiences which will transfer healthy movement, breathing, consciousness, and positive thinking not only on your mat, but into your daily life. These experiences build skill, confidence, strength, and abilities of your body, mind, and heart. Ideal for children 4+ $15 per class or $50 for 6 sessions (to be used within 2 months) Wednesdays, 4-4:45 p.m. 912-544-6387. erigosavannah.com. Wednesdays, 4-4:45 p.m Erigo, 5301 Paulsen Street.

Camp: Telfair Art Camps (for kids)

Be prepared to sweat! Bring your towel and your water bottle! This class is designed to enhance your strength, flexibility, balance, and overall body fitness. With belly dance movements in mind, this is a total body work out! $10 drop in or $80 for 10 classes Wednesdays, 7 p.m. 912.312.3549. salondebaile.dance@ gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Wednesdays, 7 p.m Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive.

Tybee Arts Association’s Summer Theatre Camp for Kids 2014. Two week Acting day camp for ages 6-16. June 9-20, Mon-Fri, 9:00am-3pm. $250 for two-week session. At Tybee Arts Center, 7 Cedarwood Dr., Tybee Island. Campers will learn the principles of acting and theatre techniques and prepare for a main stage production on the last day of camp. Every 7 days. 912-5964992. tybeearts.org. Every 7 days Tybee Arts Center, 7 Cedarwood Dr. Telfair Museums offers several week-long art camps for children and teens during the summer. Different focus for each camp. Space for each camp is limited and advance registration is required. The registration fee includes all materials and each child is required to bring their own lunch bag. For more information and to register online please visit www.telfair.org/learn/

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DUI Prevention Group

Offers victim impact panels for intoxicated drivers, DUI, offenders, and anyone seeking knowledge about the dangers of driving while impaired. A must see for teen drivers. Meets monthly. $40/session 912443-0410. English as Second Language Classes

Learn conversational English, comprehen-

sion, vocabulary and life communication skills. All ages. Thursdays, 7:30pm, Island Christian Church, 4601 US Highway 80 East. Free. 912-897-3604. islandchristian. org. Family Law Workshop

The Mediation Center has three workshops per month for people who do not have legal representation in a family matter: divorce, legitimation, modifications of child support, visitation, contempt. Schedule: 1st Tues, 2nd Mon, 4th Thursday. Call for times. $30 912-354-6686. mediationsavannah.com. Fany’s Spanish/English Institute

Spanish is fun. Classes for adults and children held at 15 E. Montgomery Crossroad. Register by phone. . 912-921-4646. Figure Drawing Classes

Tuesdays 6-9pm and Wednesdays 9:3012:30am. $60/4-session package or $20 drop-in fee. At the Studio School. . 912484-6415. melindaborysevicz@gmail.com. thestudioschoolsavannah.com. Studio School, 1319 Bull St. Fort Pulaski Photography Workshop

An iPhone photography workshop by Shannon Christopher, a Tybee Island photographer whose work is on display at Fort Pulaski. Suitable for beginner to intermediate phone camera photographers. Participants should have a camera app that allows focusing and independent exposure. Please RSVP for workshops via email. $5 park admission fee. Free for 15 and under. Sun., June 1, 3:30 p.m. shannon@christopher.com. nps.gov/fopu. nps.gov/fopu/. Sun., June 1, 3:30 p.m Fort Pulaski National Monument, Cockspur Island. Free Fitness Boot Camp

Mondays and Wednesdays, 6pm at Tribble Park, Largo & Windsor Rd. Children welcome. Free 912-921-0667. Guitar, Mandolin, or Bass Guitar Lessons

Emphasis on theory, reading music, and improvisation. Located in Ardsley Park. . 912-232-5987. Housing Authority Neighborhood Resource Center

Housing Authority of Savannah hosts classes at the Neighborhood Resource Center. Adult literacy/GED prep: MonThurs, 9am-12pm & 1pm-4pm. Financial education: 4th Fri each month, 9am-11am. Basic computer training: Tues & Thurs, 1pm-3pm. Community computer lab: Mon-Fri, 3pm-4:30pm. . 912-232-4232 x115. savannahpha.com. savannahpha. com/NRC.html. Neighborhood Resource Center, 1407 Wheaton St. Kid’s Summer Pottery Camp

Kid’s Can Create with Clay this summer. Weekly Summer Pottery camp open to kids ages 6-15. Creative projects done both on and off the pottery wheel. Early bird price special for registering before May 1. Classes begin in June. $127 before May 1. Call for pricing after May 1. Tuesdays.. 912-509-4647. www.savannahsclayspot. Tuesdays. Savannah’s Clay Spot, 1305 Barnard St. Knitting & Crochet Classes

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Mondays. 912-233-1240. thefrayedknotsav. com. Mondays Latin Cardio

Latin Cardio is a cardio based workout class that is designed to get your off the couch and sweat while having fun! We dance to all your favorite latin style dances like cha cha, samba, jive, rumba, salsa and more! Don’t worry...you will be sweating off the pounds every time you put your feet into action on the dance floor! No partner necessary. Workout clothes required! $10 drop in or $80 for 10 classes Mondays, 6 p.m. 912.312.3549. salondebaile.dance@ gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Mondays, 6 p.m Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive. Learn to Sew!

Sewing lessons for all ages and skill levels. Private and Group classes. . 912-596-0889. kleossewingstudio.com. Kleo’s Sewing Studio, 36 W. Broughton St. #201. Life Coaching Group

Group & Individual Life Coaching with a Certified Life Coach. Ready for a career change, new lifestyle, or an opportunity to pursue your creative or business ideas? A great opportunity to get the right guidance to fulfill your aspirations in a safe and supportive environment. Individual sessions in person or on the phone. Check out our website at www.roiseandassociates.com $35 Session/ Group, Sliding Fee for Individual Session Wednesdays, 10 a.m.-noon and Wednesdays, 10 a.m.-noon. 912596-1952. info@roiseandassociates.com. Wednesdays, 10 a.m.-noon and Wednesdays, 10 a.m.-noon Downtown Savannah, downtown. Master Artist Photography Camp

Session A: June 16-20 from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. for ages 10-12. Session B: June 23-27 from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. for ages 13-16. This program focuses on black-and-white and digital photography. Inspired by the work of world-famous photographer Helen Levitt – now on exhibit at the Jepson Center – campers participate in on-location shoots in the historic district and more! The camp culminates with a reception and exhibition of the students’ work at the Jepson Center. $200 for Telfair members and $235 for non-members Through June 23. 912.790.8823. bradleyk@telfair.org. telfair. org. telfair.org/jepson/. Through June 23 Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 West York St. Mommy & Me Relaxation Class

This class offers you the education needed to face the physical, mental, and emotional changes of your body, mind and heart with poise and grace. Lynn will guide you, and your child, through a variety of relaxation techniques leaving you feeling refreshed and reinvigorated to face the day. This class is open to expecting and new moms as well as those with small children (4 and under). $15/class or 6 classes for $50 (to be used within 2 months) Tuesdays, Thursdays, 10-11 a.m. 912-544-6387. erigosavannah.com. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 10-11 a.m Erigo, 5301 Paulsen Street. Music Instruction

Georgia Music Warehouse, near corner of Victory Drive & Abercorn, offering instruction by professional musicians. Band

instruments, violin, piano, drums and guitar. All ages welcome. . 912-358-0054. georgiamusicwarehouse.com/. Georgia Music Warehouse, 2424 Abercorn St.

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Music program for adults who played a band instrument in high school/college and would like to play again. Mondays at 6:30pm at Portman’s. $30 per month. All ages and ability levels welcome. Call for info. . 912-354-1500. portmansmusic. com. Portman’s Music Superstore, 7650 Abercorn St. New Mamas Club

Fun new class with Ann Carroll and Cate Glyn-Jones (alternating weeks). Time will be spent on a variety of engaging activities for mom and baby including some light yoga or gentle exercise. $20 per mom or 6-sessions for $65 to be used within 2 months of purchase - this option also includes 10% off Erigo services, classes, or products Fridays, 10 a.m.-noon. 912544-6387. erigosavannah.com. Fridays, 10 a.m.-noon Erigo, 5301 Paulsen Street.

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Beginner photography to post production. Instruction for all levels. $20 for two-hour class. See website for complete class list. 410-251-4421. chris@chrismorrisphotography.com. chrismorrisphotography.com. Piano Voice-Coaching

Pianist with M/degree,classical modern jazz improvisation, no age limit. Call 912-961-7021 or 912-667-1056. Serious inquiries only. . Quilting Classes

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help with borderline dyslexia, to grammar, term paper writing, and English as a Second Language. Fun methods for children to help them learn quickly. Contact: cordraywriter@gmail.com or text or call 912-12660-7399. Call for fee information. Russian Language Classes

Learn to speak Russian. All experience levels welcome, beginner to expert. Call for info. . 912-713-2718. Salsa Group Classes

Join us for the hottest class around! Salsa! Learn how to dance with a partner or come solo. The only thing we require is a good attitude and in the mindset to have some fun! $5.00 Sundays, 5:30 p.m. 912.312.3549. salondebaile.dance@ gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Sundays, 5:30 p.m Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive. Sewing Classes

Beginner in sewing? Starting your clothing business or clothing line? Learn to sew. Industry standard sewing courses designed to meet your needs in the garment industry. Open schedule. Savannah Sewing Academy. 1917 Bull St. . 912-290-0072. savsew.com. Short Story Writing

Gives students with some experience in fiction and nonfiction storytelling the opportunity to use assigned readings, writing homework, and workshop style critiques to explore various writing techniques. Works of Ernest Hemingway, Graham Greene, Ann Beattie and others will be studied. Upon completion, students will understand narrative structure and scenic writing, dialogue, character, place, word choice, rhythm and pacing, and the art of revision. Offered by Georgia Southern’s Continuing Education division in Savannah. Call or email for days/times/pricing. . 912-6445967. jfogarty@georgiasouthern.edu. ceps. georgiasouthern.edu/conted/cesavannahmenu.html.. cgc.georgiasouthern.edu/. Coastal Georgia Center, 305 Fahm Street. Singing Classes

Bel Canto is the name of the style of singing invented by Nicola Vaccai, which helps the voice become flexible and expressive, improves the vocal range and breathing capacity and is the technique Anitra Warren uses to train her students. It carries over well as a foundation for opera, rock, pop, gospel and musical theatre. $25 Mondays-Sundays, 6 p.m. 786-247-9923. anitraoperadiva@yahoo.com. MondaysSundays, 6 p.m Institute of Cinematic Arts, 12 West State Street, 3rd and 4th flrs.,. Singing Lessons with Anitra Opera Diva

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Teaching the Vaccai Bel Canto technique for improving vocal range and breathing capacity. A good foundation technique for different styles--opera, pop, rock, cabaret. Fridays 5:30-8:30pm. Institute of Cinematic Arts, 12 1/2 W. State St., 3rd floor. . 786247-9923. anitraoperadiva.com. Spanish Classes

Learn Spanish for life and grow your business. Courses for professionals offered by Conquistador Spanish Language Institute, LLC. Classes offered in a series. Beginner Spanish for Professionals--Intro price $155 + textbook ($12.95). Instructor: 52 Bertha E. Hernandez, M.Ed. and native

Savannah Community. These 40 minute speaker. Meets in the Keller Williams Realty meeting room, 329 Commercial Drive. . sample classes are FREE and open to the public and current students, allowing conquistador-spanish.com. Stress Reduction: Arising Stillness in Zen everyone to try out different teachers and Stress-reducing practices for body, speech styles of yoga. FREE! Sat., May 31, 9 a.m.-4 and mind. Five Thursday night classes p.m. and Sun., June 1, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 912from 6- 7:00pm. $15 drop-in; $70 for 232-2994. savannahyoga.com/. Sat., May series. Rev. Fugon Cindy Beach, Sensei. 31, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. and Sun., June 1, 9 a.m.Savannah Zen Center 111 E. 34th St. 31401 4 p.m Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. Yoga on the Beach revfugon@gmail.com . Summer Art Camps Wednesdays & Fridays from Memorial During June, two week-long Painting Day through Labor Day. 7 AM to 8 AM ~ Camps for youth (ages 11 and up), plus Weather permitting.North Beach Parking a 5-day Portrait Workshop and a 5-day Lot, Gulick Street beach walkover. Drop-ins Figure Drawing Workshop (ages 15 and and beginners welcome & encouraged! up). 1319 Bull Street, Savannah. Call or Class is by donation. Multi-level Class, Hasee website for fees and specific dates. tha I & II, Integral® Yoga style. Instructor Sundays.. 912.484.6415. thestudioschoolis Ann Carroll,e-RYT 500 hour level.Bring savannah.com. Sundays. Studio School, your Yoga Mat or Beach Towel. For more 1319 Bull St. information contact Ann at (912) 704~7650 Summer Pottery Camp for Kids or ann@aikyayoga.com By Donation Wed., Give your child a unique experience making May 28, 7 a.m. and Fri., May 30, 7 a.m. 912handmade functional pottery at Pottery 704-7650. ann@aikyayoga.com. aikyayoga. Camp for Kid’s at Savannah’s Clay Spot. com. Wed., May 28, 7 a.m. and Fri., May 30, Weekly camps 9am-12pm. $150 Mon., 7 a.m North Beach, Tybee Island. June 2. 912-509-4647. lisa@savannahsclayspot.com. Mon., June 2 Savannah’s Clubs & Organizations 13th Colony Sound Barbershop Chorus Clay Spot, 1305 Barnard St. Camp: Telfair Museums’ Contemporary CreSing in the harmonious barbershop style ative Explorer with the Savannah Chorus of the BarberJuly 28 to August 1 for ages 8-12. This shop Harmony Society No charge Moncamp features 3D printing with the Makdays, 6:30 p.m. 912-344-9768. rfksav@ erBot 3D printer! This summer Art Colony gmail.com. savannahbarbershoppers.org. takes students on a journey, exploring Tel- Mondays, 6:30 p.m Savannah Arts Acadfair Museums’ three sites and numerous emy, 500 Washington Ave. Abeni Cultural Arts Dance Classes exhibitions. Find inspiration with instrucClassses for multiple ages in performance tion in drawing, painting and printmaking. dance and adult fitness dance. African, Students immerse themselves in innovative art lessons taught by professional art- modern, ballet, jazz, tap, contemporary, ists. The camp culminates with a reception gospel. Held at Abeni Cultural Arts studio, 8400-B Abercorn St. Call Muriel, 912-631and exhibition of the campers’ work at 3452, or Darowe, 912-272-2797. . abeniculthe Jepson Center. Cancellation less than turalarts@gmail.com. two weeks prior to the start of your camp Adult Intermediate Ballet incurs an $85 cancellation fee. $175 for Beginner and Intermediate Ballet, Modern Telfair members and $195 for non-memDance, Barre Fusion, Barre Core Body bers Every 7 days. telfair.org. telfair.org/ jepson/. Every 7 days Jepson Center for the Sculpt, and Gentle Stretch and Tone. no experience needed for beginner Ballet, Arts, 207 West York St. Vocal Lessons barre, or stretch/tone. The Ballet School, The Voice Co-op is a group of voice instruc- Piccadilly Square, 10010 Abercorn. Registors in Savannah, Georgia who believe in tration/fees/info online or by phone. . 912the power of a nurturing community to 925-0903. theballetschoolsav.com. Avegost LARP help voice students blossom into vibrant artists. Each of our instructors have earned Live action role playing group that exists in the degree of Master of Music in Voice Per- a medieval fantasy realm. generallly meets the second weekend of the month. Free formance. Group master classes are held once each month for students of the Co-op. for your first event or if you’re a non-player character. $35 fee for returning characters. In the winter and spring the students will . godzillaunknown@gmail.com. avegost. have the opportuinty to present a vocie recital for the community. Varies . 912-656- com. 0760. TheVoiceCoOp.org. The Voice Co-op, Blindness and Low Vision: A Guide to Working, Living, and Supporting Individuals with Vision Downtown. West Coast Swing Class

Interested in learning how to West Coast Swing? Come learn from the best in Savannah. Rick Cody will take you though the smooth rhythms of beach music to help you get ready for the dance floor. $12 drop in fee or $35 for 4 weeks Wednesdays, 7 p.m. 912.312.3549. salondebaile.dance@ gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Wednesdays, 7 p.m Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive. Yoga Fest — 2 Days of Free Yoga Classes

Twice a year, Savannah Yoga Center offers YogaFest to celebrate and give back to the

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Workshops on the 3rd Thursday of each month on vision losss, services, and technology available to participate in the community. And, how the community can support individuals with vision loss. Orientation and Mobility Techniques; Low Vision vs. Legal Blindness; Supporting People with Low Vision to Achieve Maximum Independence; Low Vision Simulator Experiences; Resources. Free and open to the public. . savannahcblv.org. Savannah Center for the Blind and Low Vision, 214 Drayton St.

Buccaneer Region SCCA

Local chapter of the Sports Car Club of America, hosting monthly solo/autocross driving events in the Savannah area. Anyone with a safe car, insurance and a valid driver’s license is eligible to participate. See website. . buccaneerregion.org. Business Networking on the Islands

Small Business Professionals Islands Networking Group meets first Thursday each month, 9:30am-10:30am. Tradewinds Ice Cream & Coffee, 107 Charlotte Rd. Call for info. . 912-308-6768. Chatham Sailing Club

Meets first Friday of each month, 6:30pm at Young’s Marina. If first Friday falls on a holiday weekend, meeting is second Friday. No boat? No sailing experience? No problem. . chathamsailing.org. Young’s Marina, 218 Wilmington Island Rd. Creative Magic Mondays

Join us on Mondays as we begin our week on a creative note. Doodling, Planning, Manifesting, Crafting! Just Bring Your Own Art Supplies to get the week started right! Free with a Love Donation Appreciated Mondays, 11 a.m. relaxsavannah@gmail. com. facebook.com/creativemanifest. Mondays, 11 a.m Anahata Healing Arts Center, 2424 Drayton St. Drop N Circle Craft Night

Sponsored by The Frayed Knot and Perlina. Tuesdays, 5pm-8pm. 6 W. State Street. Enjoy sharing creativity with other knitters, crocheters, beaders, spinners, felters, needle pointers, etc. All levels of experience welcome. Call for info. . 912233-1240. Energy Healers

Meets every Monday at 6pm. Mediation and healing with energy. Discuss aromatherapy, chakra systems and more. Call for info. . 912-695-2305. meetup.com/SavannahEnergyHealers. Fiber Guild of the Savannahs

Open to all who are interested in the fiber arts: weaving, spinning, basket making, knitting, crocheting, quilting, beading, rug hooking, doll making, etc. Meets at Oatland Island Wildlife Center the first Saturday of the month September through June 10:15am. See our website for programs and events. Mondays, 10:30 a.m. fiberguildsavannah.homestead.com/. Mondays, 10:30 a.m Fiber Guild of the Savannahs, 711 Sandtown Road GA. Freedom Network

An international, leaderless network of individuals seeking more freedom in an unfree world, via non-political methods. Savannah meetings/discussions twice monthly, Thursdays, 8:30pm. Topics and meeting locations vary. No politics, no religious affiliation, no dues, no fees. Email for next meeting day and location. . onebornfree@yahoo.com. Georgia Nature Photographers AssociationCoastal Chapter

Coastal Chapter of the GNPA (www. gnpa.org). The GNPA is 100% focused on nature photography and offers Field Trips, Monthly Speakers, Competitions, Seminars and Workshops and the Annual EXPO with prominent nature photographers and keynote speakers.

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Photographers of all levels are welcome! $35 per year first Tuesday of every month, 6 p.m. 912-234-2571. alfie.wace@gmail. com. oatlandisland.org/. first Tuesday of every month, 6 p.m Oatland Island Wildlife Center, 711 Sandtown Rd.

sonal growth, practical help, and spiritual hope. First and third Mondays, excluding holidays. Childcare on request. A ministry of MOPS International. Info by phone or email. . 912-898-4344. kymmccarty@ hotmail.com. mops.org.

A non-profit organization dedicated to sending area Korean War and WWII veterans to Washington, DC to visit the WWII Memorial. All expenses paid by Honor Flight Savannah. Honor Flight seeks contributions, and any veterans interested in a trip to Washington. Call for info. . 912-5961962. honorflightsavannah.org.

A Mothers of Preschoolers group that meets at First Baptist Church of the Islands, two Wednesdays a month, 9:15am11:30am. . sites.google.com/site/islandsmops. fbcislands.com/. First Baptist Church of the Islands, 6613 Johnny Mercer Blvd.

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Historic Savannah Chapter: ABWA

Meets the second Thursday of every month from 6pm-7:30pm. Tubby’s Tank House, 2909 River Drive, Thunderbolt. Attendees pay for their own meals. RSVP by phone. . 912-660-8257. Hostess City Toastmasters Club

Improve your public speaking and leadership skills at our professional, friendly, peer-run Toastmasters meetings, every Tuesday 6:00-7:00 PM at 35 Barnard Street - Third Floor at ThincSavannah. Practice your speeches for work and community events. Network and make new friends. Guests are always welcomed. $10/month Tue., June 3, 6-7 p.m. 912-484-0165. hostesscitytm@gmail.com. facebook.com/ hostesscitytoastmasters. thincsavannah. com. Tue., June 3, 6-7 p.m ThincSavannah, 35 Barnard St. Suite 300. Ink Slingers Writing Group

A creative writing group for writers of poetry, prose, or undefinable creative ventures. Based in Savannah and a little nomadic. Meets two Thursdays a month, 5:45pm. Discussion of exercises, ideas, or already in progress pieces. Free to attend. See Facebook page savinkslingers. . Southwest Chatham Library, 14097 Abercorn St. Island MOMSnext

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Knitters, Needlepoint and Crochet

Meets every Wednesday. Different locations downtown. Call for info. No fees. Want to learn? Join us. . 912-308-6768. Knittin’ Night

Knit and crochet gathering held each Tuesday evening, 5pm-8pm All skill levels welcome. Tuesdays, 5-8 p.m. 912-2380514. wildfibresavannah.com/. Tuesdays, 5-8 p.m Wild Fibre, 409 East Liberty St. Leadership Now Lecture: Joel Zuckerman

A monthly leadership speaker series sponsored by the Jaycees. June features Joel Zuckerman, public speaker and author. Zuckerman is the only two-time winner of the International Network of Golf’s Book of the Year Award. $10 for non-members Tue., June 3, 5:30-7 p.m. 912-663-7826. savannahjaycees@gmail.com. https:// facebook.com/events/611407438945028/. savannahjaycees.com. Tue., June 3, 5:30-7 p.m The Hut, 101 Atlas St. Low Country Turners

A club for wood-turning enthusiasts. Call Steve Cook for info at number below. . 912313-2230. Military Order of the Purple Heart Ladies Auxiliary

Meets the first Saturday of the month at 1:00pm. Call for info. . 912-786-4508. American Legion Post 184, 3003 Rowland Ave. Networking Night for National Assoc. of Women in Construction (NAWIC)

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Coastal Georgia National Association of Women in Construction (NAWIC) is excited to invite all interested parties (male and female) to a fun and exciting networking opportunity that will allow you to meet some current Chapter Members as well as network with other prospective members and their guests from a wide variety of construction-related companies. Free and open to the public. Wed., May 28, 5:30-7:30 p.m. 912-721-5748. tjb@sfps. net. savannahwinecellar.com. Wed., May 28, 5:30-7:30 p.m Savannah Wine Cellar, 5500 Abercorn St., Twelve Oask Shopping Center. Peacock Guild--For Writers and Book Lovers

A literary society for bibliophiles and writers. Writer’s Salon meetings are first Tues. at 7:30pm at the Flannery O’Connor Home. Book club meetings are third Tues., 7:30pm. Location changes each month. Call or see Facebook group “Peacock Guild” for info. . 912-233-6014. Flannery O’Connor Childhood Home, 207 E. Charlton Street. Philo Cafe

Discussion group that meets every Monday, 7:30pm - 9:00pm at various locations. Anyone craving good conversation is invited. Free to attend. Email for info, or see Facebook.com/SavannahPhiloCafe. Mondays. athenapluto@yahoo.com. Mondays R.U.F.F. - Retirees United for the Future

RUFF meets the last Friday of each month at 10am to protect Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid and related senior issues. Parking in the rear. Free to all Seniors . 912-344-5127. New Covenant Church, 2201 Bull St. Rogue Phoenix Sci-Fi Fantasy Club

A local club for fans from all over the sci-fi /fantasy universe, role-players and gamers. Meetings on the 3rd Tuesday of each month at Super King Buffet 10201 Abercorn St., Savannah at 7PM. Contact: kasak@comcast.net. Website: roguephoenix.org or on Facebook. . 912-308-2094. kasak@comcast.net. roguephoenix.org. Safe Kids Savannah

A coalition dedicated to preventing childhood injuries. Meets 2nd Tuesday each month, 11:30am-1:00pm. See website or call for info. . 912-353-3148. safekidssavannah.org. Savannah Brewers’ League

Meets 1st Wednesday of the month, 7:30pm at Moon River Brewing Co. Call or see website for info. . 912-447-0943. hdb. org. moonriverbrewing.com/. Moon River Brewing Co., 21 West Bay St.

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Meets 1st and 3rd Tuesdays each month. Prose writing, fiction and non fiction. Discussion, constructive criticism, instruction, exercises and examples. Location: Charles Brown Antiques/Fine Silver, 14 W. Jones St. All are welcome. No charge. Contact Alice Vantrease via email or phone. . 912308-3208. alicevantrease@live.com. Savannah Charlesfunders Investment Discussion Group

Meets Saturdays, 8:30am to discuss stocks, bonds and better investing. Contact by email for info. . charlesfund@gmail. com. panerabread.com/. Panera Bread 54 (Broughton St.), 1 West Broughton St.

Savannah Council, Navy League of the United States

A dinner meeting the 4th Tuesday of the month at 6:00pm (except December.) Location: Hunter Club. Call John Findeis for info. . 912-748-7020. Savannah Fencing Club

Beginner classes Tuesdays and Thursdays for six weeks. $60. Some equipment provided. After completing the class, you may join the Savannah Fencing Club for $5/ month. Experienced fencers welcome. Call or email for info. . 912-429-6918. savannahfencing@aol.com. Savannah Go Green

Meets most Saturdays. Green events and places. Share ways to Go Green each day. Call for info. . 912-308-6768. Savannah Jaycees

Meeting/info session held the 1st Tuesday each month at 6pm to discuss upcoming events and provide an opportunity for those interested in joining Jaycees to learn more. Must be age 21-40. Jaycees Building, 101 Atlas St. . 912-353-7700. savannahjaycees. com. Savannah Kennel Club

Monthly meetings open to the public. Held at Logan’s Roadhouse, the 4th Monday each month, Sept. through May. Dinner: 6:pm. Speaker: 7:30pm. Guest speakers each meeting. . 912-238-3170. savannahkennelclub.org. Golden Corral, 7822 Abercorn St. Savannah Newcomers Club

Open to women who have lived in the Savannah area for less than two years. Membership includes monthly luncheon and program. Activities, tours and events to help learn about Savannah and make new friends. . savannahnewcomersclub.com. Savannah No Kidding!

No Kidding. Join Savannah’s only social club for people without children! No membership fees, meet great new friends, enjoy a wide variety of activities and events. savannahnokidding.angelfire.com/ or email savannahnokidding@gmail.com . The Historic District, Downtown Savannah. Savannah Parrot Head Club

Beach, Buffet and no dress code. Check website for events calendar or send an email for Parrot Head gatherings. . savannahphc@yahoo.com. savannahphc.com. Savannah Quilt Guild

Meet the second Saturday, September through June, at Woods of Savannah, 1764C Hodgson Memorial. Social time 9:30am, meetings 10:00am followed by a program. Open to all who are interested in quilting. Membership is $25 per year. . (912) 5989977. savannahquiltguild@comcast.net. Savannah Sacred Harp Singers

Everyone who loves to sing is invited to join Savannah Sacred Harp Singers. All are welcome to participate or listen too one of America’s most revered musical traditions. Call or email. . 912-655-0994. savannahsacredharp.com. Faith Primitive Baptist Church, 3212 Bee Road. Savannah SCA

The local chapter of the Society for Creative Anachronism meets every Saturday at Forsyth Park for fighter practice and general hanging out. If you’re interested in re-creating the Middle Ages and Renais-

sance, come join us! South end of Forsyth Park, just past the Farmer’s Market. Free. www.savannahsca.org Free , 11 a.m. savannahsca.org. , 11 a.m Forsyth Park, 501 Whitaker St. Savannah Story Games

We play games that help us tell improvised stories. Get together over food - roleplayers, storytellers, or the merely curious and help us create an amazing story in just three hours. We’ll use games with special rules that craft characters, settings, and conflicts. Weekends, in different locales check savannahstorygames.com for more information. free Fridays-Sundays. info@ savannahstorygames.com. savannahstorygames.com. Fridays-Sundays Downtown Savannah, downtown. Savannah Sunrise Rotary Club

Meets Thursdays from 7:30am-8:30am at the Mulberry Inn. . savannahsunriserotary. org. Savannah Toastmasters

Helps improve speaking and leadership skills in a friendly, supportive environment. Mondays, 6:15pm, Memorial Health University Medical Center, in the Conference Room C. . 912-484-6710. memorialhealth. com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. Savannah Veggies and Vegans

Join the Facebook group to find out more about vegetarian and vegan lifestyles, and to hear about upcoming local events. Mondays. Mondays Savannah Writers Group

A gathering of writers of all levels for networking, hearing published guest authors, and writing critique in a friendly, supportive environment. 2nd and 4th Tuesdays at 7:00pm, Atlanta Bread Company, Twelve Oaks Shopping Center, 5500 Abercorn. Free and open to the public. See website or call for info. . savannahwritersgroup. blogspot.com. Tertulia en español at Foxy Loxy

Spanish conversation table. Meets second and fourth Thursday of each month. 7:30pm to 9pm at Foxy Loxy, 1919 Bull street. Come practice your Spanish, have a cafe con leche or Spanish wine, and meet nice people....All levels welcome. Free. Purchase beverages and snacks. . foxyloxycafe.com/. Foxy Loxy Cafe, 1919 Bull St. U.S. Coast Guard Auxiliary Flotilla

Join the volunteer organization that assists the U.S. Coast Guard. Meets 4th Wednesday at 6pm at Barnes, 5320 Waters Ave. All ages welcome. Prior experience/boat ownership not required. Call or see website for info. . 912-598-7387. savannahaux.com. Vietnam Veterans of America Chapter 671

Meets second Monday of each month, 7pm, at the American Legion Post 135, 1108 Bull St. . 912-429-0940. rws521@ msn.com. vvasav.com. Concerts

13th Colony Sound (Barbershop Singing)

“If you can carry a tune, come sing with us!” Mondays, 7pm. . 912-344-9768. savannahbarbershoppers.org. Thunderbolt Lodge #693, 3111 Rowland Ave. Band Against Cancer Concert Bash

Featuring Junkyard Angel and Johnny

Octane bands. Family event with food, cash bar, kids activities. Benefiting the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society. $10 adults, $5 kids for activity bracelet Sat., May 31, 4-9 p.m. 912-658-1789. trintye@comcast.net. Sat., May 31, 4-9 p.m Knights of Columbus Pavilion, 700 Christopher Drive. Beverly “Guitar” Watkins

$20 Sat., May 31. marstheatre.com. Sat., May 31 Mars Theatre, 109 S. Laurel Street. Live Music with Craig Tanner

Live music every Wednesday with Craig Tanner and rotating guests such as Eric Britt, Eric Dunn and Mr. Williams. FREE Wednesdays, 6 p.m. Wednesdays, 6 p.m Bonna Bella Waterfront Grille, 2740 Livingston Avenue. Music: Mutemath, with guests Lucero and Brett Dennen

SCAD’s annual New Alumni Concert wraps up their school year with a free party in the park for all of us. Free and open to the public. Fri., May 30, 6-10 p.m. scad.edu. Fri., May 30, 6-10 p.m Forsyth Park, 501 Whitaker St. Music: Beverly “Guitar” Watkins

The 74-year-old Georgia-born blues guitarist is a Georgia Music Legend Award winner. $20 Sat., May 31, 8 p.m. marstheatre.com/. marstheatre.com. Sat., May 31, 8 p.m Mars Theatre, 109 S. Laurel Street. Piano Lessons

Give the gift of music. Piano lessons with a classically trained instructor, with theater and church experience. Adults & children welcome. All levels. Call Renee Miles, 912312-3977. GA Music Warehouse. . georgiamusicwarehouse.com/. Georgia Music Warehouse, 2424 Abercorn St. Play it Forward Concert

Rob Gibson, the Executive & Artistic Director at Savannah Music Festival, will emcee this jazz concert tribute for the late Ben Tucker. Hosted by Georgia Coastal Area Rotary Clubs. $35 Sat., May 31, 4-7 p.m. info@RotaryPIF.org. shipsofthesea. org. Sat., May 31, 4-7 p.m Ships of The Sea Museum, 41 Martin Luther King Jr Blvd. Waterfront Concert, Wine Tasting & Silent Auction

McIntosh Art Association & Optim Health Presents the Gary Starling Jazz Band and Wine Tasting with Waterfront Wine & Gourmet on Sunday, June 1, 2014 from 5pm-8pm. Tickets are $25.00 per person & children are free! Stage front tables for groups of 6 are available for $200.00 Our Annual fundraiser also includes our Silent auction with gorgeous art from our Members and other fabulous items. $15.00 $25.00 & $200.00 Sun., June 1, 5-8 p.m. 912-437-7711. maaidirector@darientel.net. mcintoshartassociation.com. Sun., June 1, 5-8 p.m Darien Waterfront, Downtown Darien. Dance

Adult Ballet Class

Maxine Patterson School of Dance, 2212 Lincoln St, offers adult ballet on Thursdays, 6:30pm-7:30pm $12 per class. Call for info. . 912-234-8745. Adult Intermediate Ballet

Mondays and Wednesdays, 7pm-8pm. $12/class or $90/8 classes. Call for info. Academy of Dance, 74 W. Montgomery

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Crossroad. . 912-921-2190. Argentine Tango

Lessons Sundays 1:30-3;30pm. Open to the public. $3 per person. Wear closed toe leather shoes if possible. Doris Martin Dance Studio, 8511-h ferguson Ave. Call or email for info. . 912-925-7416. savh_tango@yahoo.com. Awaken with Chakradance™ - Wednesdays

Join us for a free-flowing, meditative dance and experience the healing power of Chakradance™. With eclectic music selected to resonate with each specific chakra, along with guided imagery, Chakradance™ will take you on a spiritual journey, free the energy in your body and open you to a deeper experience of life. Chakradance™ aims to restore health to our chakras – the energy centers that, in Eastern tradition, are the gateways to integrating mind, body and spirit. No dance experience or prior knowledge of the chakras is necessary. Limited to 12 participants – email to reserve a spot today! $20 , 7-8:30 p.m. 912-663-1306. Chakradancer@ comcast.net. chakradance.com/. synergisticbodies.com. , 7-8:30 p.m Synergistic Bodies, 7901 Waters Ave. Ballroom Group Dance Class

Weekly ballroom dance classes focus on two types of dance each month. Open to partners/couples or to solos. The $35 for 4 weeks or $10 drop in Mondays, 7 p.m. 912.312.3549. reservetodance@gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Mondays, 7 p.m Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive. Ballroom/Latin Group Class

Every Tuesday and Wednesday we will be having group classes at 8pm! Tuesdays classes will focus on FUNdamental steps, styling, and techniques. Wednesday’s classes will be more specific and advanced elements. Each class will have specific themes, so stay tuned for details. $15/person and $25/couple Wednesdays, 8 p.m. 912-335-3335. savannahballroom@gmail. com. savannahballroomdancing.com. Wednesdays, 8 p.m Savannah Ballroom Dance Studio, 11 Travis Street. Beginners Belly Dancing with Cybelle

For those with little-to-no dance background. Instructor is formally trained, has performed for over ten years. $15/person. Tues. 7pm-8pm. Private classes and walk ins available. Synergistic Bodies, 7724 Waters Ave. . 912-414-1091. info@cybelle3. com. cybelle3.com. Bellydance lessons with Happenstance Bellydance

All levels and styles of bellydance welcome. Classes are every Monday from 5:30-6:30pm. $15/lesson. Drop-ins welcome or call Carrie @(912)704-2940 for more info. happenstancebellydance@ gmail.com happenstancebellydance. wordpress.com $15/lesson , 5:30 p.m. (912) 704-2940. happenstancebellydance. wordpress.com. , 5:30 p.m Anahata Healing Arts Center, 2424 Drayton St. Suite B. C.C. Express Dance Team

Wednesdays, 6pm-8pm. Clogging or tap dance experience is necessary. Call Claudia Collier for info. . 912-748-0731. Windsor Forest Recreation Building, Windsor Forest.

Dance for Peace

A weekly gathering to benefit locals in need. Music, dancing, fun for all ages. Donations of nonperishable food and gently used or new clothing are welcomed. Free and open to the public. Sundays, 3 p.m. 912-547-6449. xavris21@yahoo.com. Sundays, 3 p.m Forsyth Park, 501 Whitaker St. Dance Lessons (Salsa, Bachata)

Learn to dance Salsa & Bachata. For info, call Austin (912-704-8726) or Omar (Spanish - 787-710-6721). Thursdays. 912-7048726. salsa@salsasavannah.com. salsasavannah.com. Thursdays Great Gatsby, 408 West Broughton Street.

days 10am-11:15am. Doris Martin Studio, 7360 Skidaway Rd. Call Elizabeth for info. . 912-354-5586. Salsa Lessons by Salsa Savannah

Tues. 8pm-9pm and 9pm-10pm. Thur. 8pm-9pm and 9pm-10pm. Sun. 5pm-6pm and 6pm-7pm. Salon de Maile, 704B Hodgson Memorial Dr., Savannah, 31406. See website for info. . salsasavannah.com. Sankofa Dance Camp 2014

Dance Camp 2014 at the Sankofa Center for the Arts. Classes in ballet, modern, African, hip hop/jazz, step, and mime will be offered at this camp. Two week sessions (June 2nd - June 13th, June 23rd - July Dance Party 3rd, and July 14th - July 25th from 8:00am Join us on Thursdays at 8pm for fun, - 1:00pm) Ages 6-14. Dont miss out on this friendship, and dancing! Parties are great program, tailor made for your kids!! free for our students and are only $10 Call now to reserve your child’s spot!! for visitors ($15 for couples). free - $15 $150.00 per 2 week session Mon., June 2, Thursdays, 8 p.m. 912-335-3335. savan8:30 a.m.-1 p.m. 912-312-5353 or 912-323nahballroom@gmail.com. savannah1948. sankofaartscenter@gmail.com. Mon., ballroomdancing.com. Thursdays, 8 p.m June 2, 8:30 a.m.-1 p.m Sankofa Center for Savannah Ballroom Dance Studio, 11 Travis the Arts, 221 Executive Circle. Savannah Shag Club Street. FUNdamentals Dance Lesson Wednesdays, 7pm,at Doubles Lounge. Every Tuesday and Wednesday we will be Fridays, 7pm, at American Legion Post 36, having group classes at 8pm! Tuesdays 2309 E. Victory Dr. . doublesnightclub.com/. classes will focus on FUNdamental steps, Doubles Nightclub, 7100 Abercorn St. Savannah Swing Cats--Swing Dancing styling, and techniques. Wednesday’s classes will be more specific and advanced . doublesnightclub.com/. Doubles Nightclub, 7100 Abercorn St. elements. Each class will have specific Sizzle: Dance and Cardio themes, so stay tuned for details. $15/ A class designed to maintain that summer person $25/couple Tuesdays, 8 p.m. 912body by dancing and having fun. Incorpo335-3335. savannahballroom@gmail.com. savannahballroomdancing.com. Tuesdays, rates dance and cardio to fun, spicy songs. 8 p.m Savannah Ballroom Dance Studio, 11 $10 drop in or 10 classes for $80 Tuesdays, Fridays, 10 a.m. 912-312-3549. reservetoTravis Street. Home Cookin’ Cloggers dance@gmail.com. salondebailedancestuWednesdays, 6pm-8pm, Nassau Woods dio.com. Tuesdays, Fridays, 10 a.m Salon Recreation Building, Dean Forest Road. No de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson beginner classes at this time. Call Claudia Memorial Drive. Summer Salsa Night Collier for info. . 912-748-0731. Irish Dance Classes A night of Salsa and Bachata dancing, Glor na Dare offers beginner to champion music by DJ Josh Allen, with spirits. Irish Dance classes for ages 5 and up. Workshops for Salsa and Bachata with inAdult Step & Ceili, Strength and Flexstructor Alfredo Piceno of Atlanta. Private ibility, non-competitive and competitive lessons throughout the day.. 6pm Salsa programs, workshops, camps. Certified. Workshop: $25 7pm Bachata Workshop: Info via email or phone. . 912-704-2052. $25 Salsa Party: $10 Both workshops and prideofirelandga@gmail.com. party: $50 prepaid $25 for Workshops and Kids/Youth Dance Class $10 for Salsa Party Sat., May 31, 6-11 p.m. Kids Group class on various Ballroom and 912-312-3549. salondebaile.dance@gmail. Latin dances. Multiple teachers. Ages 4-17 com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Sat., currently enrolled in the program. PreMay 31, 6-11 p.m Salon de Baile Dance pares youth for social and/or competitive Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive. Zumba & Zumba Toning with Anne dancing. $15/person Saturdays, 10 a.m. Ditch the workout & join the party. All 912-335-3335. savannahballroom@gmail. com. savannahballroomdancing.com. Sat- levels welcome. Wednesdays, 6:30 PM 7:30PM. Lake Mayer Community Center urdays, 10 a.m Savannah Ballroom Dance 1850 East Montgomery Crossroads $5 Studio, 11 Travis Street. Line Dancing class - discount cards available Bring a Take down Tuesdays. Jazzy Sliders Adult friend & it’s free for you! . 912-596-1952. Line Dancing, every Tuesday, 7:30pmLake Mayer, 1850 E. Montgomery Cross10:00pm. Free admission, cash bar. Come roads. early and learn a new dance from 7:30pm8:30pm. . doublesnightclub.com/. Doubles Events The Crawl of the South Charity Ball Nightclub, 7100 Abercorn St. Mahogany Shades of Beauty Savannah, GA is attempting to break a Dance classes--hip hop, modern, jazz, Guinness World Record for Largest Bar West African, ballet, lyrical and step. Crawl. Start in Ellis Square to receive Modeling and acting classes. All ages/all your scorecard and swag. Crawlers then levels welcome. Call Mahogany for info. . journey to 10 of 30 participating bars to 912-272-8329. consume a 4.4oz. beverage (alcoholic or Modern Dance Class non) to complete the scorecard. $1 & $2 Beginner and intermediate classes. Fridrink specials! Once crawlers complete

their scorecard, join the After Party on River Street before 9pm to be counted towards breaking the record. The first 4,886 people to join at the After Party with a completed scorecard will get a free t-shirt. $5-$20 Sat., May 31, 1 p.m. 912.660.7010. Chantal@StaffordPromotions.com. BarCrawlSavannah.com. Sat., May 31, 1 p.m Ellis Square, Barnard Street and St. Julian Street. Annual Community Flea Market

The Archives Ministry of St. John “The Mighty Fortress” will hold their Annual Community Flea Market on May 31, 2014 from 7 a.m. until 3 p.m. in the parking lots along Hartridge Street. St. John “The Mighty Fortress” is located at 522-528 Hartridge Street between East Broad and Price Streets. Participants are welcome to set up at 6:30 a.m. May 31st on a “first come, first serve” basis. Contact: Dorothy Johnson at 912-355-0077. $15 Per Booth Wednesdays, 7 a.m.-3 p.m.. 912-355-0077. borchyjohnson@bellsouth.net. stjohnsavannah.org. Wednesdays, 7 a.m.-3 p.m. St. John Baptist Church, 522-28 Hartridge St. Awaken with Chakradance™ - Thursadays

Join us for a free-flowing, meditative dance and experience the healing power of Chakradance™. With eclectic music selected to resonate with each specific chakra, along with guided imagery, Chakradance™ will take you on a spiritual journey, free the energy in your body and open you to a deeper experience of life. Chakradance™ aims to restore health to our chakras – the energy centers that, in Eastern tradition, are the gateways to integrating mind, body and spirit. No dance experience or prior knowledge of the chakras is necessary. Limited to 12 participants – email to reserve a spot today! $20 Thursdays, 6:45-8:15 p.m. 912663-1306. Chakradancer@comcast.net. anahatahealingarts.com/healing-aha/. Thursdays, 6:45-8:15 p.m Anahata Healing Arts Center, 2424 Drayton St. Suite B. The Crawl of the South

Savannah’s attempt to shatter the Guinness World Records for the largest pub crawl in the world. Hosted by Savannah Waterfront Association and Stafford Promotions. $5 - $20 Sat., May 31, 1-5 p.m. 912.234.0295. StaffordPromos@gmail.com. riverstreetsavannah.com. Sat., May 31, 1-5 p.m Ellis Square, Barnard Street and St. Julian Street. Critical Mass Savannah

Join Savannah’s bicycle community for a free ride to raise awareness for bike rights. Last Friday of every month, 6 p.m. Last Friday of every month, 6 p.m Forsyth Park, 501 Whitaker St.

Free Monthly Expectant & New Parent Support Group

This FREE monthly support group is held on the first Tuesday of each month. No pre-registration is required. Please join us for conversation, support and refreshments. Children are welcome! FREE first Tuesday of every month, 10 a.m.-noon. 912-544-6387. erigosavannah.com. first Tuesday of every month, 10 a.m.-noon Erigo, 5301 Paulsen Street.

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Learn the history of the historic Lucas Theatre on a 20-30 minute tour. Restoration, architecture, history of the theatre and of early cinema. $4. Group rates for ten or more. School trips available. No reservations needed for 10:30am, 1:30pm and 2pm. Other times by appointment. Call for info. . 912-525-5023. lucastheatre.com. Lucas Theatre for the Arts, 32 Abercorn St.

912-349-4059. Wednesdays, 6 p.m. liveoakstore.com/tubbysthunderbolt. Wednesdays, 6 p.m Tubby’s Tank House (Thunderbolt), 2909 River Dr.

The Home Depot is hosting free and open to the public Hurricane Preparedness Workshops in Savannah on Saturday, May 31 from 10 a.m. to noon to help equip residents for the first day of hurricane season. Workshop leaders will teach and demonstrate critical hurricane readiness topics, including storm prep projects, generator safety and how to assemble disaster preparedness kits. FREE Sat., May 31, 10 a.m.-noon. 912-921-0158. workshops.homedepot.com.. homedepot.com/. Sat., May 31, 10 a.m.-noon Home Depot (Southside), 11180 Abercorn St.

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The Home Depot Hurricane Preparedness Workshops

Midtown Miracle Community Garden Decoration Day Dedication

The dedication of a new handicap accessible area, held on the original Memorial Day. The garden is a FEMA-condemned reclaimed herbs and spices garden. Donations of canned protein items or fresh produce accepted at the event to be brought to America’s Second Harvest of Coastal Georgia. Sponsored by MorningStar Cultural Arts Group and the City of Savannah. Free and open to the public. Fri., May 30, 10:15 a.m. 912-352-1238. mstararts@gmail.com. mstararts.org. Fri., May 30, 10:15 a.m Midtown Miracle Community Garden, Abercorn and E 64th Street. NeoPopRealist Art Contest Dedicated ti its 25Year Anniversary

Deadline: December 15, 2014. Artists’re welcome to submit up to 3 images of NeoPopRealist work as .JPEG files 300dpi with brief info about self & work’s medium, email: neopoprealismPRESS@ mail.com. Winners ‘ll be announced Dec. 31, 2014. Grand prize for the 1st place is signed original drawing by NeoPopRealism creator Nadia Russ. S2nd place winner’ll receive signed print of the same work. See the Grand Prize at www.neopoprealism. org Free Through Dec. 15. neopoprealismpress@mail.com. Through Dec. 15 Online only, none. The original Midnight Tour

One of the spookiest tours in town. Learn about the untold stories of some of the most haunted locations here in Savannah Georgia. Guaranteed to give you a few goose bumps and an unexplained need for a night light. 33.00 . 1-866-666-3323. 6thsenseworld.com. 6th Sense Savannah Tours, 404 Abercorn Street. MAY 28-JUN 3, 2014

PBJ Pantry

A free food pantry held every Thursday, 1011am and 6-7pm. Contact Jessica Sutton for questions. 912-897-1192 . ymcaofcoastalga.org/. YMCA (Wilmington Island), 66 Johnny Mercer Blvd. Savannah Storytellers

Tall tales and fun times with the classic art of storytelling. Every Wednesday at 56 6pm. Reservations encouraged by calling

Shire of Forth Castle Fighter Practice

Local chapter of the Society for Creative Anachronism meets Saturdays at Forsyth Park (south end) for fighter practice and general hanging out. For those interested in the Middle Ages and the Renaissance. . savannahsca.org. A TED-like experience, Creative Coast style. TEDTalk videos and live speakers combine to spark deep discussion and connection in a Savannah-based group. $55 and up Fri., May 30, 8 a.m.-5 p.m. (912) 447–8457. tedxcreativecoast.com. telfair. org/jepson/. Fri., May 30, 8 a.m.-5 p.m Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 West York St. Urban Outfitters Record Fair

info. . 912-598-9860. savannahalanon.com. Bariatric Surgery Support Group

First Wednesday each month, 7pm, and third Saturday, 10am, in Mercer Auditorium of Hoskins Center at Memorial. For those who have had or are considering bariatric surgery. Free to attend. Call or see website for info. . 912-350-3438. memorialhealth.com. memorialhealth. com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. Beach Body Workouts with Laura

MONDAYS at 6:15 PM at the Lake Mayer Community Center $5.00 per session Mondays, 6:15 p.m. (912) 652-6784. Mondays, 6:15 p.m Lake Mayer, 1850 E. Montgomery Crossroads. Beastmode Fitness Group Training

Train with this elite team. A total body program that trims, tones and gets results. Personal training options available. See website for info. Meets at West Broad YMCA. 5am-6am and 8pm-9pm. . beastmodefitnessga.com. YMCA-West Broad St, 1110 May St.

Graveface Records brings its pop up shop to Broughton. Special guest DJ’s from SCAD Radio. Enter a raffle for Crosley turntable give away. Sat., May 31, 12-6 p.m. urbanoutfitters.com. Sat., May 31, 12-6 p.m Bellydancing Fusion Classes Mixes ballet, jazz, hip hop into a unique Urban Outfitters, 221 West Broughton St. high energy dance style. Drills and choreographies for all levels.Small classes in Fitness $6 Community Yoga Classes downtown Savannah, and on request. $10 Savannah Power Yoga offers a community per person. Email for info. . bohemianyoga class nearly every day of the week for beats.com. Blue Water Yoga just $6. All proceeds support local orgaCommunity donation-based classes, nizations. See schedule online for details. Tues. and Thurs., 5:45pm - 7:00pm. Fri., Most classes are heated to 90 degrees. 9:30am-10:30am. Email for info or find Bring a yoga mat, towel and some water. Blue Water Yoga on Facebook. . egs5719@ $6 $5 Mondays-Fridays, Sundays. (912) aol.com. Talahi Island Community Club, 349-2756. info@savannahpoweryoga.com. 532 Quarterman Dr. savannahpoweryoga.com. savannahpowFitness Classes at the JEA eryoga.com/. Mondays-Fridays, Sundays Sin, firm it up, yoga, Pilates, water aeroSavannah Power Yoga, 7360 Skidaway Rd. 3rd Annual JCB Mud Run bics, Aquasize, senior fitness, and Zumba. A run in the mud on JCB’s campus, dug out Prices vary. Call for schedule. . 912-355by their giant earthmovers. Free kids run 8811. savj.org. savannahjea.org. Jewish (Mud Dobbers Kiddie Pit) for age 7 and un- Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St. der, plus adult timed runs. Saturday, June Free Caregiver Support Group For anyone caring for senior citizens with 21, 2014 - First wave begins at 8am. Pets any affliction or illness. Second Saturday not allowed. $110 Through June 15; $120 of the month, 10am-11am. Savannah ComJune 16-20. Military $100. Mud Dobbers mons, 1 Peachtree Dr. Refreshments. Free Run for 7-year-olds and younger is free. to attend. Open to anyone i need of support Tuesdays.. 912.447.2000. jcbnamudrun@ for the caregiving they provide. . savannahjcb.com. jcbmudrun.com. jcbamericas. commons.com. com/. Tuesdays. JCB Savannah, 2000 Free Yoga Weekend Bamford Dr. AHA Yoga Classes A chance to try out yoga as a fitness proJivamkuti Inspired w/ Brittany Roberts gram, or sample a different instructor. Two Mondays 6:30pm – 7:45pm Soul Progresforty minute classes per day. No registrasion w/ Lynn Geddes Tuesdays/Thursdays tion needed. Free and open to the public 12:30pm – 1:45pm & 6:30pm – 7:45pm Sat., May 31, 1-2:30 p.m. and Sun., June 1, TGiF! Power Hour with Lynne McSweeny 1-2:30 p.m. (912) 232-2994. savannahyoga. Fridays 5:45pm – 6:45pm All Levels Yoga com. savannahyoga.com/. Sat., May 31, w/ Christine Harness Glover Saturdays 1-2:30 p.m. and Sun., June 1, 1-2:30 p.m 9:30am – 10:45am n/a first Monday, TuesSavannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. Dude’s Day at Savannah Climbing Coop day, Thursday-Saturday of every month. Thursdays, 2 til 10 p.m. Savannah Climb912-308-3410. first Monday, Tuesday, Thursday-Saturday of every month Anahata ing Coop 302 W Victory Dr, Savannah Every Healing Arts Center, 2424 Drayton St. Suite Thursday men climb for half price, $5. See website for info. Thursdays, 2 & 10 p.m. B. Al-Anon Family Groups 912-495-8010. savannahclimbingcoop. An anonymous fellowship of relatives com. Thursdays, 2 & 10 p.m Savannah and friends of alcoholics. the message Climbing CoOp, 302 W Victory Dr. Hiking & Biking at Skidaway Island State Park of Al-Anon is one of strength and hope Year round fitness opportunities. Walk or for friends/family of problem drinkers. Al-Anon is for adults. Alateen is for people run the 1-mile Sandpiper Nature Trail (accessible) the additional 1-mile Avian Loop age 13-19. Meetings daily throughout the Trail, or 3-mile Big Ferry Trail. Bicycle Savannah area. check website or call for

and street strider rentals. Guided hikes scheduled. $5 parking. Open daily 7am10pm. Call or see website. . 912-598-2300. gastateparks.org/SkidawayIsland. gastateparks.org/info/skidaway/. Skidaway Island State Park, 52 Diamond Cswy. Insanity Workout Group Class

INSANITY turns old-school interval training on its head. Work flat out in 3 to 5-min blocks, and take breaks only long enough to gulp some air and get right back to work. It’s called Max Interval Training, because it keeps your body working at maximum capacity through your entire workout. $10 or $80 for 10 fitness classes Saturdays, 11 a.m. 912.312.3549. salondebaile.dance@gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Saturdays, 11 a.m Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive. Israeli Krav Maga Self-Defense Classes

A system of self-defense techniques based on several martial arts. The official fighting system of the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF). Custom Fit offers individual and small group training and intensive workshops. . 912-441-4891. customfitcenter.com. Kung Fu School: Ving Tsun

Ving Tsun (Wing Chun) is the world’s fastest growing martial arts style. Uses angles and leverage to tunr an attacker’s strength against him. Call for info on free trial classes. Drop ins welcome. 11202 White Bluff Rd. . 912-429-9241. Mommy and Baby Yoga

Mondays. Call for times and fees or see website. . 912-232-2994. savannahyoga. com. savannahyoga.com/. Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. Pilates Classes

Daily classes for all skill levels including beginners. Private and semi-private classes by appointment. Carol Daly-Wilder, certified instructor. Call or see website for info. . 912-238-0018. savannahpilates. com. pilatessavannah.com/. Momentum Pilates Studio, 8413 Rerguson Ave. Pole Fitness Classes

Looking for a fun and flirty way to get into shape? First City Fitness offers pole fitness classes taught by Pole Dance America’s 2014 National Professional Champion and Miss Fitness 2013 & 2014, Sabrina Madsen. Pole fitness concentrates on both fostering upper body strength and overall flexibility as well dance elements. Call or email to reserve your spot today! We offer a Beginning class Tuesdays from 8pm-9pm, Advanced class Wednesdays 8pm-9pm, and Stiletto Sundays 5pm-6pm with Open Pole from 6pm-7pm. All pole classes except Stiletto Sundays are $25 for drop in or 5/$100 (must be used in 30 days) Stiletto Sundays are $30 drop in, 4/$100 (must be used in 30 days) Wednesdays, 8-9 p.m., Sundays, 5-7 p.m. and Tuesdays, 8-9 p.m. 801-673-6737. info@firstcityfitness. com. Wednesdays, 8-9 p.m., Sundays, 5-7 p.m. and Tuesdays, 8-9 p.m First City Fitness, 2127 1/2 Victory Dr. Pregnancy Yoga

series of 6-week classes. Thursdays. A mindful approach to pregnancy, labor and delivery. Instructor Ann Carroll. $120. Call or email for info. . 912-704-7650. ann@

aikyayoga.com. savannahyoga.com/. Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. Qigong Classes

Qigong exercises contribute to a healthier and longer life. Classes offer a time to learn the exercises and perform them in a group setting. Class length averages 60 min. Any level of practice is welcome. $15 . qigongtim.com/. Anahata Healing Arts Center, 2424 Drayton St. Renagade Workout

Free fitness workout, every Saturday, 9:00 am at Lake Mayer Park. For women only. Offered by The Fit Lab. Information: 912376-0219 . Lake Mayer, 1850 E. Montgomery Crossroads. Richmond Hill Roadies Running Club

A chartered running club of the Road Runners Association of America. Monthly training sessions and seminars. Weekly runs. Kathy Ackerman, 912-756-5865, or Billy Tomlinson, 912-596-5965. . Ladies Day at Savannah Climbing Coop

Wednesdays, 2 til 10 p.m. Savannah Climbing Coop 302 W Victory Dr, Savannah Every Wednesday women climb for half price, $5. See website for info. . 912-4958010. savannahclimbingcoop.com. Savannah Disc Golf

Weekly events (entry $5) Friday Night Flights: Fridays, 5pm. Luck of the Draw Doubles: Saturdays, 10am. Handicapped League: Saturdays, 1pm. Singles at the Sarge: Sundays, 10am. All skill levels welcome. Instruction available. See website or email for info. . savannahdiscgolf@gmail. com. savannahdiscgolf.com. Savannah Lions Club 5k Gotta Run

The first annual 5k fun run for men, women and children of all ages. Special commemorative t-shirt for all participants. $25 entry fee to benefit the Georgia Lions Club Camp for the Blind. $25 Sat., May 31, 8 a.m. 912-272-2807. sherrischu@gmail. com. Sat., May 31, 8 a.m Daffin Park, 1198 Washington Ave. Savannah Striders Running and Walking Club

With a one-year, $10 membership,free training programs for beginners (walkers and runners) and experienced athletes. Fun runs. Advice from mentors. Monthly meetings with quality speakers. Frequent social events. Sign up online or look for the Savannah Striders Facebook page. . savystrider.com. SIZZLE- Dance Cardio

The hottest cardio class to keep you in shape for summer or to get you in shape for summer. Sizzle is designed to give you cardio, strengthening, and stretch training that you need for that bikini body. Enroll now and get the first class free. $10.00 or $80 for 10 classes Tuesdays, Fridays, 10 a.m. 912.312.3549. salondebaile.dance@ gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Tuesdays, Fridays, 10 a.m Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive. Tai Chi Fusion

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Tai Chi Fusion is a form of moving meditation combining several forms of Tai Chi as well as Qi Gong. Join us weekly as we tone our muscles and quiet our minds. $12/ class Saturdays, 10 a.m.. relaxsavannah@ gmail.com. facebook.com/relaxsavannah. Saturdays, 10 a.m. Anahata Healing Arts

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Tai Chi Lessons in Forsyth Park

Tuesdays, 9am-10am. $10. North End of Forsyth Park. Email for info. . relaxsavannah@gmail.com. Forsyth Park, 501 Whitaker St. Turbo Kick Cardio Workout

Lose calories while dancing and kick-boxing. No experience or equipment needed. Tues. and Thurs. 6pm, Fitness on Broughton, 1 E. Broughton Wed. 6pm Lake Mayer Community Center, 1850 E. Montgomery Crossroads. $5 . 586-822-1021. facebook. com/turbokicksavannah. Yoga for Cancer Patients and Survivors

Free for people with cancer and cancer survivors. 6:30pm Tuesdays. 12:45pm Thursdays. Fitness One, 3rd floor of the Center for Advanced Medicine at Memorial. Call for info. . 912-350-9031. memorialhealth.com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. Zumba and Zumba/Toning with Mai

Fall/Winter schedule. Mondays at 8:30AM Zumba/Toning Lake Mayer Community Center 1850 E. Montgomery Crossroads $5.00/class Mondays/Wednesdays at 6:00PM Zumba/Toning Windsor Forest Elementary Gym 308 Briarcliff Circle $5.00/class Tuesdays/Thursdays 10:00AM Zumba/Toning Curves @ Savannah Mall (912) 921-1771 14045 Abercorn St #1610 31419 $5.00/class (Non-Members) Tuesdays @ 5:30PM Zumba St. Paul CME Social Hall (912) 233-2849 123 Brady St (at Barnard St) 31401 $3.00/class (NonMembers) Wednesdays @ 9:30AM Zumba/ Toning Frank Murray Community Center (912) 898-3320 160 Wilmington Is Rd 31414 $3.00/class Bring water, proper shoes and attire. . 912-604-9890. Zumba Fitness (R) with April

Mondays at 5:30pm, Thursdays at 6:30pm. Nonstop Fitness in Sandfly, 8511 Ferguson Ave. $5 for nonmenbers. call for info. . 912349-4902. Food Events

Jepson Cafe Chef’s Studio

Light hors d’oeuvres, dinner with wine pairings, and chocolate truffle demo by Matthew Baldwin and David Hamer. $35. $30 for Telfair Museums members. (sales tax will be added) May 29, 6:30-8 p.m. 912790-8800. telfair.org. telfair.org/jepson/. May 29, 6:30-8 p.m Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 West York St. Mobile Dairy Classroom at Forsyth Farmers Market

With a moo-moo here, and a moo-moo there.... A fully operational milking parlor containing a live cow for feeding and milking demonstrations. Sponsored by the Georgia Dairy Farmers and Southern Swiss Dairy. Free and open to the public. May 31, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. forsythfarmersmarket.com. May 31, 9 a.m.-1 p.m Forsyth Park, 501 Whitaker St. Forsyth Farmers Market

Local and regional produce, honey, meat, dairy, pasta, baked goods and other delights. Rain or shine. forsythfarmersmarket.com. Forsyth Park, 501 Whitaker St. continues on p. 58

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1 Brother of Dubya 4 Does nothing 10 “And others” abbreviation 14 Let go 15 Fed. securities 16 1958 Chevalier musical 17 Actress Kirshner 18 Like some fibrillation 19 Agents under J. Edgar Hoover, informally 20 Put effort into test prep 22 Serviceability 23 Ex-R.E.M. lead 24 Hiccups, e.g. 27 “Dang straight!” 30 Certain Sooner 31 Problem while drying out 33 Backside 34 Not quite transparent 35 In-basket stamp: abbr. 37 Necklace part 39 Address for Bill and Ted 40 Detach 42 Become less hostile 44 Irish airline ___ Lingus 45 Research your blind date, say 46 Mister, in Rio 48 Polar expedition vehicle 49 10-rated Bo 51 Amateur 52 Bunk up

56 Cupid’s specialty 58 Bar in a steering mechanism 59 “32 Flavors” singer DiFranco 60 Attack of the flu 61 Leisurely walk 62 Alkali in cleansers 63 Barracks bunks 64 Where everything from the theme answers collects 65 Young bloke

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1 Impromptu concerts 2 Goes offstage 3 Reason cosmetology is a no-go? 4 “Freeze!” 5 Where sand and plastic shovels go? 6 When tripled, a 1970 war film 7 Make Kool-Aid 8 Abacus piece 9 Fashionable initials 10 Sandwich spread 11 Party in New York City? 12 Get better in barrels 13 Jeremy of the NBA 21 “Lock Up the Wolves” metal band 22 “___ and Away” 24 The two things tires do best? 25 “Harold and ___” 26 Nasty expression 28 Course for U.S.

immigrants 29 “___ how I roll” 31 “Hugs not ___” 32 Carpentry joint part 36 Horse-drawn vehicles, despite their name 38 That naval vessel 41 Cosmetics aisle brand 43 Sweet-talk 47 Day division, in Venice 50 Great Rift Valley locale 52 In ___ (as found) 53 Alpaca group 54 Longtime Yankees nickname 55 Conked out 56 “Resurrection” network 57 Ranch call 58 Cough syrup amt.

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Honey Tasting and Body Care Samples + Store Tour

Daily store tour, honey tasting, and body care. FREE Come to the WILMINGTON ISLAND store and see the bees behind our observation hive glass. FREE MondaysFridays, 10 a.m. 912-234-0688. tildsley@ savannahbee.com. Mondays-Fridays, 10 a.m Savannah Bee Company, Wilmington Island, 211 Johnny Mercer Blvd. Prepare Sunday Suppers at Union Mission

Local organizations are invited to sign up to prepare Sunday Supper for people who are homeless and live at Union Mission’s shelters for homeless people. Groups must sign up in advance and bring/prepare a meal, beginning at 2pm on Sundays. Call for information. . 912-236-7423. Southbound Brewing Co. Tours & Tastings

A few tastes of the newest local brews. Tours are first come, first serve. Live music on Saturdays. $10 for souvenir pint glass and 6 tasting tickets. 21+ only. info@ southboundbrewingco.com. Southbound Brewing Company, 107 East Lathrop Ave. Health

Armstrong Prescription Drug Drop-Off

Armstrong Atlantic State Univ. hosts a permanent drop box for disposing of unused prescription drugs and over the counter medication. In the lobby of the University Police building on campus. Open to the public 24 hours/day, year round. Confidential. All items collected are destroyed by the Drug Enforcement Administration. . 912-344-3333. armstrong.edu. about.armstrong.edu/Maps/index.html. Armstrong Atlantic State University, 11935 Abercorn St. Bariatric Surgery Information Session

Information on bariatric surgery and the program at Memorial Health Bariatrics. Learn surgical procedures offered, support and education programs involved, and how bariatric surgery can affect patients’ lives. Call or see website for info. Free to attend. Hoskins Center at Memorial. . 912-3503438. bariatrics.memorialhealth.com. memorialhealth.com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave.

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Defining the Public Health Risks of Counterfeit Pharmaceuticals

Pharmaceutical companies get into risk with the counterfeiting problems as it negatively impacts their brand reputation and diminishes returns on new drug development. For more information, go to http://www.audioeducator.com/pharmabiotech/public-health-risks-counterfeitproblems-06-03-14.html Special Offer: Use code SAVE10 to get 10% discount. Can’t attend? Request a replay of the audio session or DVD recording. For any queries feel free to contact Adam K at 1-866-4582965 or e-mail Adam at customerservice@ audioeducator.com. $227 Tue., June 3, 1-2 p.m. 866-458-2965. customerservice@ audioeducator.com. audioeducator.com/ pharma-biotech/public-health-risks-counterfeit-problems-06-03-14.html. Tue., June 3, 1-2 p.m Online, 2222 Sedwick Drive. Free Hearing and Speech Screening

Hearing: Thursdays, 9am-11am. Speech:

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children and adults with physical, sensory, mental health, and cognitive and/or intellectual disabilities affecting their ability to function independently without assistance. Free HIV Testing at Chatham County Health Medical needs registrants/clients are Dept. defined as those individuals who require Free walk-in HIV testing. 8am-4pm Mon.support of trained medical professionals. Fri. No appointment needed. Test results in This includes those individuals who may 20 minutes. Follow-up visit and counseling need assistance with managing unstable, will be set up for anyone testing positive. terminal, or contagious conditions that Call for info. . 912-644-5217. Chatham require observation and treatment. To County Health Dept., 1395 Eisenhower Dr. apply, residents should call 912-691-7443. Garden City Health Fair The application and protected health A family community day that includes information authorization form can also be free health screenings: blood pressure, downloaded by going to www.gachd.org/ blood glucose and BMI screenings will chatham Every 3 days. Every 3 days Savannah CPR Initiative be provided, plus short health surveys An initiative by the City of Savannah to train and counseling provided by the Wellness 6,000 Savannahians in CPR by year’s end. Impact Group, Mercer University School The City will train 1,000 Savannahians in of Medicine, Savannah Campus. SponCPR this year. Each of these trainees will sored by the Lions Club of Garden City. In conjunction with Walgreens, the Lions Club in turn pledge to train at least five other individuals, bringing to 6,000 the total of Garden City invite you to our Second number of Savannahians trained in CPR. Annual Health Fair, for Free and open The hope is that “Savannah’s 6,000” will to the public. Sat., May 31, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. vastly improve our community’s ability to walgreens.com/storelocator/storeDetails. respond to sudden cardiac emergencies, jsp?stnum=11538. Sat., May 31, 9 a.m.-1 p.m Walgreens (Garden City), 4210 Augusta doubling our survival rate for witnessed out-of-hospital cardiac arrests. Call for Rd. Health Care for Uninsured People info. . 912-651-6410. Open for primary care for uninsured Seven Day Diabetes Repair Workshop A seven-weeks diabetes repair/manageresidents of Chatham County. Mon.-Fri., ment plan. Instructors are Carolyn Guilford 8:30am-3:30pm. Call for info or appointand Jeffrey Adams. Next class begins May ment. . 912-443-9409. St. Joseph’s/ 29. $350 Tuesdays, Thursdays.. jeff@heartCandler--St. Mary’s Health Center, 1302 beatsforlife-ga.org. Tuesdays, Thursdays. Drayton St. for times. . 912-355-4601. savannahspeechandhearing.org. savannahspeechandhearing.org/. Savannah Speech and Hearing Center, 1206 E 66th St.

Hypnosis, Guided Imagery and Relaxation Therapy

Helps everyday ordinary people with everyday ordinary problems: smoking, weight loss, phobias, fears, ptsd, life coaching. Caring, qualified professional help. See website or call for info. . 912-927-3432. savannahypnosis.com. La Leche League of Savannah

A breast feeding support group for new/ expectant monthers. Meeting/gathering first Thursdays, 10am. Call or see website for location and other info. . 912-897-9544. lllusa.org/web/savannahga.html. Living Smart Fitness Club

An exercise program encouraging healthy lifestyle changes. Mon. & Wed. 6pm7:15pm Hip Hop low impact aerobics at Delaware Center. Tues. 5:30-7:00 Zumba at St. Joseph’s Candler African American Resource Center. (Program sponsors.) . 912-447-6605. Planned Parenthood Hotline

First Line is a statewide hotline for women seeking information on health services. Open 7pm-11pm nightly. . 800-264-7154. Register for Functional and Medical Needs Emergency Registry

The Chatham County Health Department is encouraging residents who may be eligible for the Functional and Medical Needs Registry to apply. The Registry is for people who may need help functioning within a general shelter or the support of medical professionals at a more specialized facility and have no other way to evacuate, in a community emergency such as a hurricane evacuation order.those individuals who may need services to maintain their independence in a shelter. This includes

Water Awareness Get Together

A weekly seminar on the health of drinking water. Includes testing of drinking water, plus samples of bottled water. Tuesdays,7pm RSVP by phone to Ernestine Murray, Hydration Specialist. Tuesdays.. 703-989-6995. Tuesdays. Anahata Healing Arts Center, 2424 Drayton St. Kid’s Happenings

Art Book Signing and Kids Craft Project

Author Amanda Kingloff, former lifestyle director of Parents Magazine, leads a fun craft for kids from her new book, Project Kit: 100 Ingenious Crafts for Family Fun. Plus an art show in the studio. Book signing follows. Fri., May 30, 5-7 p.m. thescribbleartstudio.com/. thescribbleartstudio. com. Fri., May 30, 5-7 p.m Scribble Art Studio, 212 E. 37th St. Book Launch and Art Show

An evening of art, music, and fun with author and former Parents Magazine lifestyle director, Amanda Kingloff as she releases her new book, PROJECT KID: 100 Ingenious Crafts for Family Fun. Free and open to the public! Fri., May 30, 5-7 p.m. 912-713-7376. info@thescribbleartstudio.com. https://facebook.com/ events/646539828754479/?ref_newsfeed_ story_type=regular. thescribbleartstudio. com. Fri., May 30, 5-7 p.m Scribble Art Studio, 212 E. 37th St. Irish Dancers of Savannah

Savannah’s first organized Irish dance school welcomes dancers, ages 4 and up. Learn Irish Step and Ceili (Irish square) Dancing at a relaxed pace. Convenient mid-town location. Whether just for fun, or for competition, IDS is for everyone. Adult

classes available. Call or email for info. . 912-897-5984. irishdancsav@aol.com. Kick Off for Savannah Mall Reading Tree

Kick off summer reading with the Savannah Mall Summer Reading Tree. Sponsored by Live Oak Public Library and Savannah Mall. Free and open to the public. Sat., May 31, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. savannahmall. com. savannahmall.com/. Sat., May 31, 11 a.m.-3 p.m Savannah Mall, 14045 Abercorn Street. Kindermusik Play Dates

Come move, sing, and play with all sorts of instruments with your toddler! Kindermusik Play Dates are the perfect way to introduce music to your little one all while having fun and meeting other moms and toddlers! $8 per lesson or $30 for all 5 lessons Fridays, 10-11 a.m.. 706-589-2267. jewelconservatorytheatre@gmail.com. jewelconservatory.com. Fridays, 10-11 a.m. The Jewel Conservatory Theatre, 6014 Hwy 21. Mommy & Me Yoga

Bring your baby (6 weeks-3 years) to this fun class that is beneficial for both of you! Meet other moms, exercise, relax and learn ways to release stress. No experience in yoga is needed. Sign up preferred, but not necessary. $10 Tuesdays, 10:30 a.m. 912-656-9663. awakeningyogastudio. com. Tuesdays, 10:30 a.m Awakening Yoga Studio, 2453A US Highway 17. Savannah Children’s Museum School Year Hours

SCM hours beginning 8/31/13 will be Sunday 11am-4pm; Tuesday-Saturday 10am4pm. Open on holiday Mondays that SCC Public Schools are not in session including Labor Day. For more details go to savannahchildrensmuseum.org . Savannah Children’s Museum, 655 Louisville Road. Toddler Time at Skidaway Island State Park

Stories, games and learning designed for 2-4 year olds. A different nature-based theme each week. $5 parking fee. Thu., May 29, 10 a.m. 912-598-2300. gastateparks.org/SkidawayIsland. gastateparks. org/info/skidaway/. Thu., May 29, 10 a.m Skidaway Island State Park, 52 Diamond Cswy. Toddler Tuesdays at Oatland Island Wildlife Center

Toddlers 6 months to 4 years, and their adults. Themed programs--story books, singing songs, finger puppet plays, crafts, guided walks, up close encounters with Oatland animals. Preregister by 4pm Monday. $5 children. Gen. Admission for adults ($5 or $3 for military & seniors) Tuesdays. 912-395-1500. oatlandisland.org. oatlandisland.org/. Tuesdays Oatland Island Wildlife Center, 711 Sandtown Rd. LGBT

First City Network Board Meeting

First Monday, 6:30pm, at FCN office, 307 E. Harris St. 2nd floor. Call or see website for info. . 912-236-CITY. firstcitynetwork.org. Gay AA Meeting

True Colors Group of Alcoholics Anonymous, a gay and lesbian AA meeting that welcomes all alcoholics, meets Thursdays and Sundays, 7:30pm, at the Unitarian Universalist Church, 311 E. Harris, 2nd floor. New location effective 11/2012. .

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Georgia Equality Savannah

Local chapter of Georgia’s largest gay rights group. 104 W. 38th St. 912-5476263. . Savannah Pride, Inc.

Organizes the annual Savannah Pride Festival and helps promote the well-being of the LGBT community in the South. Mission: unity through diversity and social awareness. Second Tuesday/month, 7pm, at FCN office, 307 E. Harris St., 2nd floor. . 912-288-7863. heather@savpride.com. Stand Out Youth

A gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender and questioning youth organization. Meets Fridays, 7pm, FCN office, 307 E. Harris St. Call, email or see website for info. . 912-657-1966. info@standoutyouth.org. standoutyouth.org. What Makes a Family

A children’s therapy group for children of GLBT parents. Ages 10 to 18. Meets twice a month. Call for info. . 912-352-2611. Literary Events

Author Appearance: Mary Kay Andrews

Mary Kay Andrews’ newest book, Save the Date, goes on sale today. Her first appearance for the new book. Free to attend. Books available for purchase. Tue., June 3, 4-6 p.m. savannahbookfestival.org/. Tue., June 3, 4-6 p.m Andaz Hotel, 14 Barnard Street. Author Appearance: Tony Martin reads and signs Life Traces of the Georgia Coast

Tony Martin read from his books, “Life Traces of the Georgia Coast” and “Dinosaurs Without Bones” followed by a book signing. Free to attend. Books available for purchase. Thu., May 29, 6:30-8:30 p.m. https://facebook.com/ events/466426670157906/. moonriverbrewing.com/. Thu., May 29, 6:30-8:30 p.m Moon River Brewing Co., 21 West Bay St. Circle of Sister/Brotherhood Book Club

Meets last Sunday of the month, 4pm. Call for info. . 912-447-6605. sjchs.org/body. cfm?id=399. African-American Health Information & Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. Tea Time at Ola’s (Book Club)

A book discussion group that meets the 4th Tuesday, 1pm. Bring a book you’ve read this month and tell all about it. Treats to share are always welcomed. Tea is provided. Call for info. . 912-232-5488. liveoakpl.org/. Ola Wyeth Branch Library, 4 East Bay St. Nature and Environment

Dolphin Project

Dolphin Project’s Education Outreach Program is available to speak at schools, clubs, organizations. A powerpoint presentation with sound and video about estuarine dolphins and their environment. Age/grade appropriate programs and handouts. See website for info. . thedolphinproject.org.

skippers with boats, photographers with minimum of 300mm lenses, team leaders and assistants. he Perkins menu is available for you to order beverages, breakfast or lunch during the program. Free and open to age 10 and up. Training for age 16 and up. Sat., May 31, 10 a.m.-noon. thedolphinproject@comcast.net. Sat., May 31, 10 a.m.-noon Perkins Restaurant, Rt 204 at Exit 94 off I-95. Exploring Archaeology at Skidaway

To celebrate Archaeology month, Skidaway Island State Park features several artifactbased games and a chance to see real artifacts that were found on the park. For kids age 6-11. $5 parking fee. Annual passes available. Wed., May 28, 2 p.m. (912)5982300. gastateparks.org/SkidawayIsland. gastateparks.org/info/skidaway/. Wed., May 28, 2 p.m Skidaway Island State Park, 52 Diamond Cswy. Night Sensory Hike

HIkers will use all senses to explore the woods in the dark. Meet at the Sandpiper Trail. $5 parking fee. Annual passes available. Sat., May 31, 8:30 p.m. (912)5982300. gastateparks.org/SkidawayIsland. gastateparks.org/info/skidaway/. Sat., May 31, 8:30 p.m Skidaway Island State Park, 52 Diamond Cswy. Nighttime Nature Walk: Call of the Wild

Walk the trails with a naturalist guide to hear nocturnal animals call. Learn the difference between frogs, bugs and birds. . $5 parking fee. Fri., May 30, 8 p.m. 912-5982300. gastateparks.org/SkidawayIsland. gastateparks.org/info/skidaway/. Fri., May 30, 8 p.m Skidaway Island State Park, 52 Diamond Cswy.

org. Operation New Hope is funded by the Humane Society and community donations. . chathamsheriff.org. humanesocietysav.org/. Humane Society for Greater Savannah, 7215 Sallie Mood Dr.

A variety of programs each month including guided trips with naturalists. Canoe trips, hikes. Mission: develop appreciation, understanding, stewardship, and enjoyment of the natural world. Call or see website for info. . 912-236-8115. wildernesssoutheast.org.

Savannah True Animal Lovers Meeting Others. Informal dog walks on Sundays, 5pm (weather permitting). Meet at Canine Palace. Call for info. . 912-234-3336. caninepalacesavannah.com. Canine Palace Inc, 618 Abercorn St.

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Low Cost Pet Clinic

TailsSpin and Dr. Stanley Lester, DVM, host low-cost pet vaccine clinics for students, military and seniors the second and fourth Wednesdays of each month. 5pm-6pm. Vaccinations: $12, ($2 is donated to Savannah pet rescue agencies). See website for info. . tailsspin.com. tailsspin.com. TailsSpin Pet Supplies Store, 4501 Habersham St., Habersham Village. Operation New Hope

Operation New Hope allows inmates to train unadoptable dogs from the Humane Society for Greater Savannah. The goals of the program are to decrease the recidivism rate among Chatham County inmates, help inmates learn a new skill, and help previously unadoptable dogs find loving homes. The graduated dogs are available for adoption can be viewed at www.humansocietvsav.org, and www.chathamsheriff.

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Art of Peaceful Living

How is it possible to apply the ancient art of Buddhist meditation to today’s hectic and busy modern world? Join us to learn how to solve your problems and develop a peaceful mind by applying Buddha’s classic advice to daily life. Everyone is welcome to attend, no previous experience necessary. Drop in for any class. $10 or $5 seniors/students Wednesdays, 7 p.m. (912) 358-0228. meditationinsouthcarolina.og. unityofsavannah.org/. Wednesdays, 7 p.m Unity Church of Savannah, 2320 Sunset Blvd. Band of Sisters Prayer Group

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Support EOA through the FundingFactory Recycling Program. Recycle empty cartridges, cell phones, small electronics, laptops, to EOA for recycling. They will receive technology products and cash. Businesses may also recycle items on behalf of EOA for credit. Drop off at EOA, 681 W. Anderson St. See website, email or call for info. . 912-238-2960 x126. dwproperty@aol.com. fundingfactory.com. Walk on the Wild Side

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Free will astrology ARIES

when it is, a growth spurt will begin.

free of regrets later.

“When I was young,” wrote French author Albert Camus, “I expected people to give me more than they could -- continuous friendship, permanent emotion.” That didn’t work out so well for him. Over and over, he was awash in disappointment. “Now I have learned to expect less of them than they can give,” he concluded. “Their emotions, their friendship, and noble gestures keep their full miraculous value in my eyes; wholly the fruit of grace.” I’d love to see you make an adjustment like this in the coming months, Aries. If you do, the astrological omens suggest you will experience a blessing like Camus’.

LEO

SAGITTARIUS

“Dear Diary: Almost everything that was possible to change has changed these past 12 months. I am not kidding and I am not exaggerating. Getting just one of my certainties destroyed would have been acceptable; I long ago became accustomed to the gradual chip-chip-chipping away of my secure foundations. But this most recent phase, when even my pretty illusions of stability got smashed, truly set a record. So then why am I still standing strong and proud? Why is it I’m not cowering in the corner muttering to the spiders? Have I somehow found some new source of power that was never available to me until my defenses were totally stripped away? I think I’ll go with that theory.”

“Longing, what is that? Desire, what is that?” Those are questions Louise Gluck asks in her poem “Prism.” Does she really not know? Has she somehow become innocent again, free from all her memories of what longing and desire have meant to her in the past? That’s what I wish for you right now, Sagittarius. Can you do it? Can you enter into beginner’s mind and feel your longing and desire as if they were brand new, just born, as fresh and primal as they were at the moment you fell in love for the first time? If you can manage it, you will bestow upon yourself a big blessing.

(March 21-April 19)

TAURUS

(April 20-May 20)

Some earthquakes happen in slow-motion. These rare events occur 22 to 34 miles down, where tectonic plates are hotter and gooier. Unlike the sudden, shocking jolts of typical temblors, this gradual variety can take many days to uncoil and never send dishes flying off shelves up here on the earth’s surface. I suspect your destiny will have a resemblance to this phenomenon in the coming months, Taurus. Your foundations will be rustling and rumbling, but they will do so slowly and gently. The release of energy will ultimately be quite massive. The realignment of deep structures will be epic. But there will be no big disturbances or damages.

GEMINI

(May 21-June 20)

I suspect that some night soon you will have a dream of being naked as you stand on stage in front of a big audience. Or maybe not completely naked. There’s a strong possibility you will be wearing pink and green striped socks and a gold crown. And it gets worse. In your dream, I bet you will forget what you were going to say to the expectant crowd. Your mouth will be moving but no words will come out. So that’s the bad news, Gemini. The good news is that since I have forewarned you, you can now do whatever is necessary to prevent anything resembling this dream from actually occurring in your waking life. So when you are called on to show what you’ve got and make a splashy impression, you will be well-prepared.

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VIRGO

(Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

About 32,000 years ago, squirrels in northeast Siberia buried the fruits of a flowering plant deep in their burrows, below the level of the permafrost. Then a flood swept through the area. The water froze and permanently sealed the fruits in a layer of ice. They remained preserved there until 2007, when they were excavated. A team of scientists got a hold of them and coaxed them to grow into viable plants. Their success has a metaphorical resemblance to a project you will be capable of pulling off during the next 12 months, Virgo. I’m not sure what exact form it will take. A resuscitation? A resurrection? A recovery? The revival of a dormant dream? The thawing of a frozen asset or the return of a lost resource?

LIBRA

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

For German physicist Arnold Sommerfeld, the good news was that he was nominated for the Nobel Prize 81 times. The bad news is that he never actually won. Actor Richard Burton had a similar fate. He was nominated for an Academy Award seven times, but never took home an Oscar. If there is anything that even vaguely resembles that pattern in your own life, Libra, the next 12 months will be the most favorable time ever to break the spell. In the next few weeks, you may get a glimpse of how it will unfold.

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SCORPIO

When I slip into a meditative state and seek insight about your future, I have a reverie about a hearty sapling growing out of a fallen tree that’s rotting on the forest floor. I see exuberant mushrooms sprouting from a cowpie in a pasture. I imagine compost nourishing a watermelon patch. So what do my visions mean? I’m guessing you’re going through a phase of metaphorical death and decay. You are shedding and purging and flushing. In the process, you are preparing some top-notch fertilizer. It won’t be ready for a while, but

“I should have kissed you longer.” I hope you won’t be replaying that thought over and over again in your imagination three weeks from now. I hope you won’t be obsessing on similar mantras, either, like “I should have treated you better” or “I wish I would have listened to you deeper” or “I should have tried harder to be my best self with you.” Please don’t let any of that happen, Scorpio. I am begging you to act now to make any necessary changes in yourself so that you will be fully ready to give the important people in your life the care they deserve. If you do so, you will be

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(Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

You could really benefit from engaging with a compassionate critic -- someone who would gently and lovingly invite you to curb your excesses, heal your ignorance, and correct your mistakes. Would you consider going out in search of a kick-ass guide like that? ideally, this person would also motivate you to build up your strengths and inspire you to take better care of your body. One way or another, Capricorn, curative feedback will be coming your way. The question is, will you have a hand in choosing it, or will you wait around passively for fate to deliver it? I highly recommend the former.

AQUARIUS

(Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

Now would be an excellent time for you to dream up five new ways to have fun. I’m not suggesting there’s anything wrong with your existing methods. It’s just that in the next few weeks, life will conspire to help you drop some of your inhibitions and play around more than usual and experience greater pleasure. The best way to cooperate with that conspiracy is to be an explorer on the frontiers of amusement and enchantment. What’s the most exciting thing you have always wondered about but never done? What interesting experiment have you denied yourself for no good reason? What excursion or adventure would light up your spontaneity?

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(Feb. 19-March 20)

Now is an excellent time to transform your relationship with your past. Are you up for a concentrated burst of psychospiritual work? To get the party started, meditate your ass off as you ponder this question: “What fossilized fixations, ancient insults, impossible dreams, and parasitic ghosts am I ready to let go of?” Next, move on to this inquiry: “What can I do to ensure that relaxed, amused acceptance will rule my encounters with the old ways forever after?” Here’s a third query: “What will I do with all the energy I free up by releasing the deadweight I had been clinging to?”.

hands of the Lord.” (Prov. 21:1) . 912-6638728. jeanneseaver@aol.com. capitolcom. org/georgia. A Buddhist Meditation Center

Welcoming all lineages and spiritual traditions. Newcomers to meditation welcome. Daily meditation, study groups and classes. Sunday includes a talk given by resident priest on Buddhist philosophy and how it relates to daily life. The center is available for individual and group retreats, weddings and funerals. Visit Savannahzencenter.com for schedule and see us on Facebook. Soto Zen lineage, resident Priest Un Shin Cindy Beach Sensei. 912427-7265 . The Savannah Zen Center, 111 E. 34th St. Catholic Singles

A group of Catholic singles age 30-50 meet frequently for fun, fellowship and service. Send email or check website to receive announcements of activities and to suggest activities for the group. . familylife@diosav. org. diosav.org/familylife-singles. Center for Spiritual Living--Savannah

All are invited to this Science of Mind community. Recognizing the presence and power of God within, and believing that this presence is in everything in the universe, unifying all of life. Welcoming all on their spiritual pathway. Celebration: Sunday mornings. Location: Bonaventure Chapel, 2520 Bonaventure Road. Meditation at 10:30am Service at 11:00am Childcare available in the “Funday School” Sundays. cslsavannah.org. Sundays Christmas Psychic Reading Madness Sale

December Madness Sale!!!!!!! $15 for 20 minute phone readings! payable at PayPal savannahpsychic@gmail.com or go to website and check out Christmas monthly Specials Love and Light Low Country Psychic of Savannah ~Kelly Spurlock 15.00 Mondays-Sundays. 9125592169. savannahpsychic@gmail.com. MondaysSundays Ellis Square, Barnard Street and St. Julian Street. Columba House

Columba House is an inclusive, welcoming hospitality space dedicated to building and sustaining a community of faith committed to social justice with the city’s young adults, college students, and creative demographic. Tuesday evenings 6:30-8pm, includes dinner and a program focused on justice. All are welcome. Free and open to the public. Tuesdays, 6:30-8 p.m. 912228-9425. Tuesdays, 6:30-8 p.m Columba House, 34th Street between Abercorn and Lincoln Streets. Guided Silent Prayer

Acoustical songs, 30 minutes of guided silent prayer, and minutes to receive prayer or remain in silence. Wednesdays, 6:45-8:00pm at Vineyard Church, 615 Montgomery St. See website for info. . vineyardsavannah.org. A New Church in the City, For the City

Gather on Sundays at 10:30am. Like the Facebook page “Savannah Church Plant.” . Bryson Hall, 5 E. Perry St. Read the Bible in One Year

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study. All welcome, regardless of race, creed, sexual orientation, religion. Thurs. 6:00pm-7:00pm. Call for info. . 912-2335354. Holy Spirit Lutheran Church, 622 E. 37th Street. Savannah Friends Meeting (Quakers)

Un-programmed worship. 11am Sundays, third floor of Trinity United Methodist Church. Call or email for info. All are welcome. . 912-308-8286. savbranart@gmail. com. trinitychurch1848.org/. Trinity United Methodist Church, 225 West President St. Savannah Reiki Share

During shares, participants take turns giving and receiving universal life force energy via Reiki and other healing modalities. Present at the shares are usually no less than 2 Reiki Masters. Come share with us on the 1st and 3rd Thursday of every month at the Sweet Water Spa in downtown Savannah. Sign up at Savannah Reiki Share or Reiki by Appointment on Facebook. Free , 7 p.m. 440-371-5209. , 7 p.m Sweet Water Spa, 148 Abercorn Street. Service of Compline

A chanted service by candlelight held every Sunday night at 9pm. “Say goodnight to God.” Presented by Christ Church Anglican. . Independent Presbyterian Church, Bull Street and Oglethorpe Ave. South Valley Baptist Church

Weekly Sunday services. Sunday school, 10:00am. Worship, 11:30am. Tuesday Bible Study/Prayer Service, 6:30pm. Pastor Rev. Dr. Barry B. Jackson, 480 Pine Barren Road, Pooler, GA “Saving a nation one soul at a time.” . Tapestry Church

A church for all people! We don’t care what you are wearing, just that you are here. From the moment you walk in until the moment you leave, Tapestry is committed to delivering a creative, challenging, straight forward, and honest message about the role of biblical principles in your life. Come experience an environment that helps you connect with God and discover his incredible purpose for your life. Join us every Sunday morning 10AM at the Habersham YMCA. Sundays, 10 a.m. tapestrysavannah.com. ymcaofcoastalga. org/. Sundays, 10 a.m YMCA (Habersham Branch), 6400 Habersham St. Theology on Tap

Meets on the third Monday, 8:30pm10:30pm. Like the Facebook page: Theology on Tap Downtown Savannah. . distillerysavannah.com. The Distillery, 416 W. Liberty St. Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah

Liberal religious community where people with different beliefs gather as one faith. Sundays, 11am. Email, call or see website for info. . 912-234-0980. admin@uusavannah.org. uusavannah.org. uusavannah.org. Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah, 313 Harris St. Unity Church of Savannah

Everyone is welcome. Unity of Savannah is not concerned with where people come from, what they look like, or whom they love – Unity is just glad that each person is here. Sunday 9:15am meditative service and 11:00am celebratory service show what the New Thought Movement is all

about. Children’s church 11am service. Unity loves all people, just as they are. Sundays. 912-355-4704. unityofsavannah. org. unityofsavannah.org/. Sundays Unity Church of Savannah, 2320 Sunset Blvd.

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Film: Dance of Reality (2013)

Promotion night features free disaster preparedness kit giveaway from The Allstate Foundation and Points of Light. Fireworks after the game. $8 Gen. Adm. Sat., May 31, 6:05 p.m. sandgnats.com. sandgnats.com. Sat., May 31, 6:05 p.m Grayson Stadium, 1401 East Victory Dr.

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Half price beer and soda, and a baseball game. Is this heaven? The Gnats vs. Rome Braves. Sponsored by Connect Savannah. $8 Gen. Adm. Thu., May 29, 7:05 p.m. sandgnats.com. sandgnats.com. Thu., May 29, 7:05 p.m Grayson Stadium, 1401 East Victory Dr.

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Visionary avant-garde filmmaker Alejandro Jodorowsky’s brand-new autobiographical drama. For mature viewers. Presented by Psychotronic Film Society and Muse Arts Warehouse. $10 Sat., May 31, 5 & 8 p.m. musesavannah.org. musesavannah.org/. Sat., May 31, 5 & 8 p.m Muse Arts Warehouse, 703 Louisville Rd. Psychotronic Film Society presents this unknown film written by Stephen Toblowsky (who portrayed “Ned Ryerson” in Groundhog Day) in honor of his 63rd birthday. This is a film production of one of his plays. “Bizarre, freaky and ...disturbing,” says Jim Reed. For “immature” viewers. $6 Wed., May 28, 8 p.m. sentientbean.com. sentientbean.com. Wed., May 28, 8 p.m The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave.

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Gnats play Asheville, and hot dogs, chips, small sodas, and beer are $1 each. $8 or $1 with coupon or Kroger card. Mon., June 2, 7:05 p.m. sandgnats.com. sandgnats. com. Mon., June 2, 7:05 p.m Grayson Stadium, 1401 East Victory Dr. Baseball: Savannah Sand Gnats presents TailsSpin Bark in the Park & Kids Eat Free

Bring your dog to the game (all paperwork required) to watch Sand Gnats vs. Rome The Animation Department of SCAD presBraves. Kids 12 and under receive a free ents its annual wrap up with three nights of hot dog, chips and soda. Kids run the screenings, followed by awards. Tue. 5/27– bases after the game. $8 Gen. Adm. Sun., the first half of all of the animation shorts, June 1, 2:05 p.m. sandgnats.com. sandgpresented in alphabetical order by director. nats.com. Sun., June 1, 2:05 p.m Grayson Wed. 5/28– the second half of all of the Stadium, 1401 East Victory Dr. Baseball: Two for Tuesday at the Sand Gnats animation shorts, presented in alphabetical order by director. Thu. 5/29 – 90 minute Sand Gnats vs. Asheville. Buy-one getone-free Miller Lite or Coors Light. $8 juried screenings of animated films comgeneral admission. Tue., June 3, 7:05 p.m. pleted by the 2014 class, followed by the sandgnats.com. sandgnats.com. Tue., June 2014 Achievement in Animation Awards. 3, 7:05 p.m Grayson Stadium, 1401 East Free and open to the public. Through May 29, 8 p.m. lucastheatre.com. lucastheatre. Victory Dr. com. Through May 29, 8 p.m Lucas Theatre Derby Devils Roller Derby Classes Roller derby league offers 12-week for the Arts, 32 Abercorn St. The SCADemy Awards courses for beginners, recreational scrimAnnual event that honors up and coming maging for experienced players and two filmmakers who have produced a wide annual bootcamp programs. See website variety of short films and documentaries for info. . savannahderby.com. Grief 101 Support Group during the academic year. The evening Seven-week morning or eventing adult concludes with a screening of the winning support grooup offers tools to learn to works. Free and open to the public. Thu., live with loss. Tuesdays, 10am-11am; May 29, 6:30 p.m. scad.edu. www2.scad. or Thursdays, 6:00pm-7:00pm. Free of edu/venues/trustees/. Thu., May 29, 6:30 p.m Trustees Theater, 216 East Broughton charge. Offered by Hospice Savannah, Inc. Call for info. . 912-303-9442. Full Circle St. Center for Grief Support, 450 Mall Blvd., Suite H. Sports & Games SCAD Animation Graduation Show

Adult Coed Flag Football League

8x8 Coed Flag League. Play adult sports, meet new people. Sponsored by Savannah Adult Recreation Club. Wed. nights/Sun. mornings, at locations around Savannah. $450. Minimum 8 games. Ages 18+. Coed teams. See website or call for info. . 912220-3474. savadultrec.com.

& D Burgers (Congress St.), 912-238-8315. Support Groups

ACOA-Al-Anon

The “From Survival to Recovery” Adult Children of Alcoholics/Al-Anon Group is a fellowship and support group for those who grew up in alcoholic or dysfunctional homes. Meets Thursdays, 5:45pm at the 24-Hour Club, 1501 Eisenhower Dr. Call for info. . 912-598-9860. Alcoholics Anonymous

For people who want or need to stop drinking, AA can help. Meetings daily throughout the Savannah area. Free to attend or join. Check website for meeting days/times, or call 24 hours a day. . 912356-3688. savannahaa.com. Alzheimer’s Caregiver and Family Support Group

For individuals caring for Alzheimer’s and dementia family members. Second Monday, Wilm. Isl. United Methodist Church, 195 Wilmington Island Rd. Second Thursday, Ruth Byck Adult Care Center, 64 Jasper St. Sponsored by Senior Citizens, Inc. Call for info. . 912-236-0363 x143. Amputee Support Group

Open to all who have had limbs amputated and their families or caregivers. Call for info. . 912-355-7778. Back Pain Support Group

Second Monday of every month,7:00pm. Denny’s Restaurant at Hwy. 204. Everyone is welcome. For more info, contact Debbie at 912-727-2959 . Brain Injury Support Group

For traumatic brain injury survivors and their caregivers. Third Thursdays, 5pm. In the gym of the Rehabilitation Institute at Memorial. . memorialhealth.com. memorialhealth.com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. Breast Cancer Survivors Group

Tuesdays, 5:20pm at First Presbyterian Church. For survivors and caregivers. Call for info. . 912-844-4524. fpc.presbychurch. net. First Presbyterian Church, 520 Washington Ave. Cancer Support Group

For anyone living with, through or beyond a cancer diagnosis. First Wednesdays, at Lewis Cancer Pavilion. Call for info. . 912819-5704. Nancy N. and J.C. Lewis Cancer & Research Pavilion, 225 Reynolds Ave.

Savannah Bike Polo

Like regular polo, but with bikes instead of horses. Meets weekly. See facebook for info. . facebook.com/savannahbikepolo.

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