The B'K February 2016

KG Newman | The Weed Brownie | Poetry When entitled hooligans of Nazareth tricked trusting ten-year-old Jesus into eating a weed brownie so potent he fell into a prolonged comatose state and crippled the plot of the bestselling novel of all time by neither being able to walk on water nor turn water into wine, the townspeople became very irate and in particular the vintners were merlot-faced and short-changed and sought vengeance on those meddling teens by torching their hemp fields and enlisting thugs to break up their late-night streetlight smoke sessions while the Nazarene dreamed in peace to hymns for a different messiah.