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EDITOR'S NOTE Learning Acceptance Starts at Home

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was watching an episode of ABC’s “Wife Swap” in July when it hit me.

Entertainer and magician Penn Jillette (of Penn & Teller) and his wife, who are atheists, were swapping wives with a practicing Jewish couple, the Golds. The premise of the show is that the two moms exchange lives for a week, while also introducing the host family to their own traditions and ways of doing things.

At the beginning of the show, Jillette’s wife said her children were always respectful, and Jillette himself said he was a big fan of “religious freedom…but religion made him uncomfortable.” Jillette seems like what we would call a good parent, and a genuinely nice guy. However, he did something in the show that frankly made me mad.

In a striking scene, Jillette and his two young children were being served a Jewish Shabbat dinner

by Gold’s wife. Instead of being respectful during the meal, recitation and prayer, Jillette and his children giggled about the customs and the prayer, essentially making fun of the Golds’ faith. I was incredibly disappointed to hear Jillette egg his kids on, encouraging the giggles and taunting.

It hit me then that parents of

children with special needs and children with special needs – and simply children who may have health issues and are different – are often treated with the same disrespect. Instead of egging his kids on in making fun of the Jewish faith and customs, I believe Jillette should have taught them to respect the belief, even if he was teaching the children to believe something entirely different. Of course these young children, then 7 and 8, were going to follow their dad’s lead. And it was sad. To me he was setting them up with permission to make fun of people they don’t agree with – or people who are different, and perhaps even become bullies.

It just goes to show that acceptance – and learning about it – starts at home. As you read this month’s issue of Birmingham Parent, perhaps it’s also a great time to talk with your child about kids who may be different at school, on the playground, in after school activities and at your place of worship. Whether they have special needs, talk differently, wear glasses or travel in a wheelchair, if you teach acceptance and model it, your children will likely follow. And isn’t that what you want for YOUR child?

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Editorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Note Teaching Acceptance Starts at Home Parenting with Dr. Friedman Short Stuff School News September Pull Out Calendar September Expanded Calendar of Events Death by Children

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Parenting with Dr. Friedman My son is a 17-year-old high school senior. He has a friend in his class whose parents are, in my opinion, overly involved in getting him into college. They have selected his applications, written his essays and each of his divorced parents has taken him on a college tour. Between the trips with each of his parents, he has visited nearly 20 colleges. I, on the other hand, have allowed my son to select his own schools. He made good choices. We have visited two of the three colleges he has applied to. We will visit the third if and when he is accepted there. Am I too laid back?

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ANSWER: There is a middle ground to most pursuits. Too much or too little parental involvement can be a problem. If your child knows where he wants to go to college, and makes good choices, as yours has, there may be no harm in respecting his plans. If a child is floundering, he may need your guidance.

Widespread excessive parental involvement is new to this generation. It comes about in part due to the increase in divorce.

Parents who used to put their marriage fi rst now derive their family closeness through attachment to their children.

The problem with using this as a longterm solution to loneliness is that children grow up and need parents less and in a different way once they are grown. When parents continue to parent as if the child were four years old, it becomes an infantilizing experience for the child. It holds him

back in developing into an autonomous and competent adult. The burden of being responsible for the single parent’s happiness induces guilt when he moves on to developmentally appropriate autonomy.

Yet, parents often do have experience that can help a child to choose a college. A parent might be able to guide a passive, shy child away from being lost at a very large school, or might keep a very bright child from applying to a college that will not challenge him. The problem comes only when the parent’s choice is not based on what the child needs, but instead is based on the parent’s own needs.

Visiting 20 schools is excessive and can be overwhelming to the student. It sounds like each parent here is competing with the other to do the larger tour. If each parent latches on to the schools he visited as “his

schools” then the child is left in the position of choosing one that mom wants verses one that dad wants. No child should be forced to select a college this way.

Materialism also drives parental over-involvement. As parents become anxious about their own fi nancial status, they can pass this anxiety along to their children in the form of panic about the child’s education. They begin to write the child’s essays for him because getting into the right college is perceived as a ticket to social status and fi nancial success.

The danger of writing college essays for a child is that it can both promote a child into a school he is ill prepared for and it can undermine his confidence to do his own work. You can modify requirements and assist a child only so far. Eventually he will have to swim on his own. He will be more confident if he got there via his own effort and achievement.

Vivian K. Friedman Ph. D. is a child and family psychologist at UAB, Department of Psychiatry. Send questions for response in this column to Viviankf@gmail.com. No personal replies are sent.

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The Bell Center for Early Intervention Programs Celebrates 30 Years Th is month, the nonprofit organization is celebrating its 30th birthday.

Serving about 100 children per year, The Bell Center has grown immensely since the program’s initiation three decades ago.

Today, The Bell Center serves about 100 infants and toddlers annually who are at risk for developmental delay. Children are not required to have a diagnosis or a doctor’s referral; the center accepts any child who may be at risk.

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In 30 years, The Bell Center has grown from one general type of program for all infants and toddlers to now hosting around seven programs two to four times a week.

The programs are unique because the nonprofit is completely independently funded through fundraisers and events, grant writing; donations; and small tuition charged to parents.

For more information, or to support The Bell Center, go to www. thebellcenter.org.

At the forefront of this back-toschool season, take a moment and think about child safety.

Here are a few tips that can make the return to school safe.

As schools open, traffic gets busier. School buses are back on regular routes, and more people are walking, cycling or driving to school. Kids are small and easily distracted, and for drivers, this can be a dangerous situation. Be vigilant and alert behind the wheel. You never know when a small child might dart out from between parked cars or off a sidewalk.

Before leaving home, make sure the kids know their address, home phone number and how to reach you in the event of an emergency. Mark their clothing, book bags, etc. with their name and phone number.

Teach them to never get into a car with a stranger, under any circumstance. Tell them to report such incidents immediately. If approached by a stranger, instruct them to scream “NO” and run. It is important to separate themselves from a potential predator. Role playing will improve their reaction.

If someone other than yourself is to pick up your child from school, have the adult go into the school to check them out. To avoid confusion, make sure you inform the school with pertinent information.

Always keep a current photo of your child. It’s also a good idea to keep a fi nger print card. It the event your child is lost, this will be a great asset in fi nding them.

Inform them to remain in one location as this will make locating your child easier. Again, reinforce NOT to get into a car with a stranger. While being separated from a parent can cause panic, it can also create poor judgment.

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Several Birmingham-area schools will host the Boosterthon Fun Run event this fall. The Boosterthon Fun Run is a 9-day character, leadership and fitness program that raises needed funds for education for education while inspiring students to live healthy, character-filled lives.

“Our team motivates students across the country to get excited about fitness, leadership and character,” says Chris Carneal, Boosterthon founder and president. “We love watching schools exceed their financial goals with our program, but what really fires us up is developing leaders at the elementary-school level.”

Boosterthon has also launched

two new resources schools can use all year. The Boost Fit Challenge is a 25-episode fitness DVD series designed to make fitness fun for kids.

Using simple exercises, students can “work out” with the Boosterthon Team in their classroom for an entire year. In addition to fitness, students can continue developing their character with the Boosterthon Content App. This free app is jam-packed with all the Camp High Five character resources including music, videos, books and more.

Instead of the typical door-todoor fundraisers of the past, kids participating in Boosterthon benefit from a fun, interactive program that

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The area schools participating this year, according to Boosterthon, include: Cahaba Heights, Brookwood Forest, Crestline, Moody, Helena, Rocky Ridge, Mountain Brook, Forest Oaks, Pinson, Our Lady of Sorrows Catholic School and Helena Intermediate.

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High School Football Season in Central Alabama:

WHO ARE THE RIVALS?

Q. HOW EARLY DOES THIS START? RAITA: “That’s hard for me to answer since I don’t have children. However, I hear stories about little league baseball and football … communities that are adjacent to one another not having a great love for one another.”

Photos of Mike Raita courtesy of ABC 33/40

Football season is in full swing in Alabama now. You’d have to be living under a rock not to know about the major college rivalry between The University of Alabama and Auburn University. Move to Alabama from out of state, and you’re immediately asked to “pick a side.” But what about the rivalries between local high school teams? Some are long, and deep. Birmingham Parent recently talked with ABC 33/40 Sports Director Mike Raita about these rivalries.

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Q. WHAT TEAMS HAVE THE BIG RIVALS? RAITA: “When you talk about rivalries … I think it runs along boundary lines. Off the top of my head some of the bigger, more intense rivalries include Hewitt-Trussville/ Clay-Chalkville, Vestavia/Hoover, Parker/ Wenonah, Thompson/Pelham. Cullman/ Walker is always fierce. You might remember there was a brawl after the two teams played each other last year. Thankfully, they won’t play this year.”

Q. WHY DO YOU THINK RIVALRIES ARE SO STRONG, EVEN AT THE HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL? RAITA: “The kids know each other and have probably played against each other in the youth football leagues since they were in second or third grade. I think jealousy also plays a part. Maybe one school has the rich kids and the other has the kids from blue-collar families. I think there’s a lot of pride involved.”

Q. WHAT IS THE FORECAST FOR THE LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL SEASON THIS YEAR? WHO ARE SOME BIG NAMES – PLAYERS AND COACHES – AND WHAT SHOULD A FAN LOOK FOR? RAITA: “One of the big stories this year will be the creation of a new class for the largest schools in the state. There used to be six classifications. Now there are seven. A school is classified based on its enrollment. Another biggie will be Hoover’s winning streak. They’ve won 30 straight games and back-to-back state titles. As the wins mount, the pressure builds. How will they handle it?

“Vestavia’s head coach Buddy Anderson needs just three wins to become the all-time winningest coach in the history of Alabama high school history. Anderson currently has 308 wins. Retired Fayette County head coach Waldon Tucker holds the record with 310 wins. Anderson has been Vestavia’s head coach for 37 years.”

Q. AS A SPORTS DIRECTOR/SPORTS REPORTER, HOW DO YOU BEST COVER THESE RIVALRIES AND LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL? RAITA: We try to talk about respect, set a positive vibe in the lead-up to the game. We ALWAYS cover the big showdowns – like the ones I’ve mentioned – and often times we make those games our Game of the Week. It’s critical (just like Auburn/Alabama or politics) that we do our best to give each team equal time.

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The New SpiritHorse Therapeutic Riding Center in Prattville HELPS KIDS WITH SPECIAL NEEDS

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By Carol Muse Evans

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sk SpiritHorse Therapeutic Riding Center CEO and founder Gayle Edmonds Thorn why she wanted to start her therapeutic riding center, and she tears up a bit. Things that happened in her life years ago, including losing a sister, have always made her want to “give back.” And she has a special connection with horses, a “gift from God,” she says.

Even as far back as when she used to ride as a child with a friend, she says they used to talk about starting a horse camp. Fast forward 30-plus years later, and this retired science teacher in Prattville is finally living her dream – using horses to help those who are facing emotional, mental and physical challenges with discipline, companionship and the routine of the partnership between the horse and the rider. Thorn says it promotes self-esteem, patience and confidence, as well as independence.

SpiritHorse in Prattville began to materialize in Thorn’s head around 2010, and the first real class was offered in February of this year.

Thorn says she trained with the first Spirit-

Horse organizer, Charles Fletcher, in Texas, who also started the SpiritHorse organization in his retirement. His established method was later turned into a system which individuals like Thorn learn and teach today.

Currently Thorn has students as young as 2½ and takes students through adult age.

The only obstacle is weight – because she and other volunteers have to be able to help lift and manage students, sometimes an adult’s weight may make it unfeasible for SpiritHorse to work with that student.

One young girl who has cerebral palsy is making great progress and is only 2½. Another student with autism is becoming more vocal and “speaking,” when Thorn was told she wouldn’t. Thorn’s oldest student, who has Asperger’s, told his mom that working with the horses gives him the calmest feeling he has ever experienced. “The idea of empathy for the horse is really empathy for others outside themselves,” Thorn points out.

All classes are one-on-one, and each student has a leader, a side walker and Thorn to help teach them to ride the horse, along with the care of the horse, saddling, cleaning, brushing, leading -- everything they need to know about riding a horse. “We want them to touch, brush and get to know the horse,” Thorn says. “We want to teach them empathy for the horse.”

Classes are held during the week, once per week for most students, Thorn says. They currently have openings for additional students.

Parents who are interested can come for an orientation to see if it is the right program for their child, Thorn explains.

Volunteers are incredibly important to the day-to-day working of the Riding Center, as well as getting the Thorn farm better equipped to handle the students. Many volunteers are teens ages 14 and up, as well as retirees. A volunteer must be able to walk for 45-plus minutes at a time, bend and reach, follow instructions, have a calm demeanor and pass a background check.

Land is being cleared to create riding trails, a barn and an office. While Thorn recently received donations of gravel and sand, she currently needs the donation of a dump truck to deliver it. When Birmingham Parent visited, volunteers from a Baptist church were building the new barn/office and clearing land. “It all happens with volunteers,” Thorn says.

Like most non-profits, one of the biggest obstacles for Thorn is finances. SpiritHorse is

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a brand new “baby,” and Thorn has no grants or major financial backers. She charges a small fee for the individualized lessons she gives to the 10 students she has at the time of this writing, but owning horses, much less using them to provide therapy, can be an expensive endeavor – food, hay, vet bills, farrier (hooves and horseshoes), insurance and other day to day expenses. She says the non-profit can use donations of equipment, hay, and of course, volunteers to help, write grants and raise funds.

SpiritHorse, located in Prattville, primarily serves individuals in Autauga, Elmore, Dallas and Chilton counties. For more information on the program or how you might make a contribution or volunteer, call 334-531-7019 or visit www.spirithorsetrc.org.

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Carol Muse Evans is publisher of Birmingham Parent and went to school with Gayle Edmonds Thorn years ago.

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If so, your child may qualify for an individualized education program, under the Individuals with Disabilities Education Improvement Act (IDEA). Advise the special education coordinator for your public school system (in writing by correspondence or email) that your child has a disability that may qualify him or her for free special education services and related services such as physical therapy, occupational therapy, or speech therapy.

It is important to keep a copy of any correspondence between yourself and representatives of the school system.

You may need it later if an issue arises or if a due process complaint must be filed for your child.

Ɣ THE IDEA The IDEA was enacted by Congress in 1975 to ensure that children with disabilities receive a free and appropriate public education just like their peers who are not disabled. To accept funding under the IDEA, each state is required to enact the IDEA into law. Alabama’s IDEA law is located in the Alabama Administrative Code at section 290-8-9-.00.

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oes your child have any of the following disabilities: autism, Asperger’s, ADD/ ADHD, Down syndrome, Tourette’s, or an intellectual disability, developmental delay, learning disability, speech or language impairments, emotional disturbance, learning disability, visual or hearing impairment, physical impairments, traumatic brain injury, epilepsy, diabetes, sickle cell anemia, asthma, tuberculosis or any disability that adversely affects your child’s social or educational performance?

Shane Sears daughter, Abby, is one of these children who might need an IEP. schools, including children attending religious schools, migrant children, homeless children, and children who are in the custody of the state.

If your child is born with a disability, you should immediately contact Early Intervention with the Alabama Department of Rehabilitation Services so special education services can begin. If the disability is discovered after three years of age, you should notify your school system as soon as possible and provide its representatives with a copy of any medical or psychological diagnosis.

You should request that your child immediately be tested to determine if he or she is eligible for special education services.

Ɣ THE IEP If your child is eligible for special education services, an IEP must be developed by the school district.

An IEP is a written individualized education program that specifies the needs of your child including present levels of educational performance, annual measurable educational goals, behavior goals, special education services and related services like physical and occupational therapy and speech, so that your child can advance both socially and academically in the school environment. An IEP is essentially your child’s agreement with the school district that school personnel will act in good faith to achieve your child goals.

Parents generally place too much trust in the school district’s representatives to provide an IEP compliant with the IDEA. Parents should read the Alabama Administrative Code or contact an attorney familiar with the IDEA, to determine if the proposed IEP meets your child’s unique needs.

However, as a general test to know if your child’s IEP complies with the IDEA, make sure the IEP has (1) correctly identified the disability (ADHD, autism, etc); (2) determined how the disability impacts the child’s ability to progress through school (the challenges that are created); and, (3) prepared annual goals and special education and related services which address the child’s unique needs and characteristics. If the IEP does this, then you are probably on the right track. If not, do not sign the IEP and ask the IEP team to revise it so that it does address these basic items.

If your child’s needs change during the school year or the school’s representatives are not following the IEP, you can always request an IEP meeting to make changes. If the school’s representatives still fail to follow the IEP, then you need to contact an attorney that is familiar with handling these type cases.

Ɣ EDUCATIONAL BENEFITS The child’s IEP must be reviewed at least once each year. It also must be “reasonably calculated to enable the child to receive educational benefits.”

The IDEA requires that IEPs include a reasonably accurate assessment of students and meaningful goals. Furthermore, the IEP must meet the child’s “unique” needs. The IEP team is not to assume that all children in special education are capable of meeting state goals for a particular grade. The point of requiring measurable goals in an IEP is to measure the child’s progress and determine if the program did what it was intended to do and whether the child met that goal.

Ɣ CHALLENGING THE IEP AND REQUESTING AN IEE If a parent disagrees with the school’s evaluation and findings, the parent can request an independent education evaluation (IEE) at the school system’s expense. The evaluation is conducted by a qualified examiner not employed by the public school system that is responsible for the education of the child.

After the IEE has been completed, the school system will review the results (often with the individual that conducted the IEE) and conduct a meeting with the child’s parents. If the results are favorable, the parent should request that the expert’s recommendations for goals and services be included in the child’s IEP.

Ɣ FILING A DUE PROCESS COMPLAINT The parent also may file a due process complaint if he or she disagrees with the

IEP, evaluations, or findings by the school district. The due process complaint must be requested within two years of the date the parent knew or should have known about the alleged action that forms the basis of the complaint. A due process complaint is usually filed by an attorney hired by the parent to represent the child. The Alabama State Department of Education provides a model form for filing a request for a due process hearing should the parent choose the option of filing the request without an attorney.

Either the parent or school system has a right to challenge or appeal the decision of the Administrative law judge or hearing officer in state or federal court.

Ɣ REMEMBER...

If your child has a disability which adversely affects his or her social/emotional or academic performance, request (in writing) that the special education department for your public school system conduct an evaluation to determine if he or she qualifies for special education services. Also, forward the results of any testing and current diagnoses from your child’s private physician, psychologist, or psychiatrist to the school district.

If your request for special education services is ignored, denied, or the test results seem skewed, consult with an attorney in your state that is familiar with special education law to assist your child in obtaining special education services.

Shane T. Sears is an attorney who practices in Birmingham in the areas of civil litigation and special education. He is a frequent lecturer. He recently taught a seminar on How to Avoid Traps and Pitfalls in your Child’s IEP. http://youtu.be/YD3kcY_G-JI and http://youtu.be/upsVaC1VhXs. He can be reached at 205-886-0991 and at ssears@me.com.

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When Your Children Have No Grandparents

By Carol Alexander

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y father passed away the day before my oldest child’s sixth birthday. We moved 1,200 miles away from our extended family three years later. Consequently, my children never had a grandpa to play catch, go fishing, or do other grandfatherly things with. But they do have “grandfathers” in their lives.

Ed and his wife sold glassware and tools at the flea market next to my husband. The two immediately hit it off; but Ed took a special interest in our boys. He wanted to know if they could do some yard work for him. What started as

Including grandparents (biological or not) in our daily activities is important for the social and emotional growth of our children.

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a working relationship turned into Ed becoming a surrogate grandpa. He took the boys to hunting and gun shows, attended birthday parties, and fished alongside them from his river bank.

Maybe your children’s grandparents are living, but live too far to visit regularly. While the Hallberg’s grandparents were on the mission field, another older couple filled in on special occasions, says Rebekah Hallberg, mother of three.

“They participated in the special ways that the grandparents might, like birthdays, phone calls and meals together.”

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The Zechmans have done the same thing.

Not living near biological family has caused them to turn to other older adults in their lives. The surrogate grandparents they have adopted “go out of their way to treat the children like they are their own and the kids love them like they’re blood relatives,” says mom Megan.

What if you don’t have any older people in your life? Not a problem. “Ask around, at church or in your neighborhood, to see if anyone knows of an older person or an older couple who might benefit from the joy of having children in their lives,” says Hallberg. “Chances are, someone knows of a couple who could benefit from the love your kids can offer.”

If your children are involved in the community, friendly with the neighbors, or otherwise relate to people from older generations, grandparents are there to find. My mother taught sewing lessons for young girls at a local quilt shop. After she left the shop, one of the mothers approached her about continuing her daughter’s lessons from her home.

Mom agreed. What started as a teacher/student relationship turned into Mom becoming a substitute Nana. Mom and Haley spent many evenings working on pageant dresses, fair projects, and Christmas gifts together. Haley even spent precious time with biological grandsons who visited for the summer. When Mom passed away, all the grandkids embraced her as another cousin.

Families are faster-paced than they used to be. Between sporting events, music practices, and technology, our children are kept busy a lot more. This difference may affect how our children view the elderly and growing old. One way to help them embrace the difference is by exposing them to the lives of older adults. Including grandparents (biological or not) in our daily activities is important for the social and emotional growth of our children. So, if your parents are not available, find some who are. Help your children build those relationships. It will bless them; and it will bless the adults involved.

As a child, freelance writer Carol J. Alexander frequently spent weekends camping with her grandparents – as did all her cousins.

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NATIONAL DATE NUT BREAD DAY

LABOR DAY

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A State of Teal, 6pm, Regions Field banquet room.

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SEWING MACHINE DAY

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Mothers Of Preschoolers (MOPS), 9:30-11:30am, Pelham First Baptist Church.

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Miss Vulcan 1939, 7-9pm, Vulcan Park and Museum.

Mothers of Preschoolers (MOPS), 9:30-11:30am, Pelham First Baptist Church.

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Bart’s Art Cart, 11am-1pm, Birmingham Museum of Art .

Hikes for Tykes with Fresh Air Family, 10am,Birmingham Botanical Gardens.

Pepper Place Market, 7am-12pm, Pepper Place.

Harper’s Heart Run, 8am, Crestline Village.

Remy’s Dog Park Grand Opening, 9am, Red Mountain Park.

Pepper Place Market, 7am-12pm, Pepper Place.

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Slow Art Sunday, 2-3pm, Birmingham Museum of Art.

Slow Art Sunday, 2-3pm, Birmingham Museum of Art.

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Bart’s Art Carts, 11am-1pm, Birmingham Museum of Art.

Rumpelstiltskin, 10am and 12pm, Birmingham Children’s Theatre.

Happy Healthy Kids Fair, 10am-3pm, Birmingham Parent’s First Happy Healthy Kids Fair, Brookwood Village, Homewood.

CRUSH A CAN DAY Vulcan AfterTunes 2014, 3-6pm, Vulcan Park and Museum.

Slow Art Sunday, 2-3pm, Birmingham Museum of Art.

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3 FALL KIDS’ FESTIVAL (for 5th grade and under) Sunday, October 12, 1- 3 pm Mount Chapel United Methodist Church 2541 Rocky Ridge Road, Vestavia, AL 205-822-0020 Rain or shine, with special guests Mickey and Minnie, featuring a children’s carnival. Enjoy the trackless train, carriage and pony rides, 18’ super slide, lots of games, moon walk and face painting. $5 per person festival pass includes all games and rides (unlimited). Please bring cash for food and drinks.

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October 10-11 Beginning at 4:30pm each night Official Tale Tellin’ Capital of Alabama 3 Church St., Selma, AL 36702 334-878-ARTS (2787) www.artsrevive.com Opens early at 4:30pm with swappin’ ground & food court. Tale Tellin’ at 6:30pm.Expect plenty of homespun humor with Lyn Ford & Suzi Whaples and toe-tapping music as Michael Reno Harrell shares the spotlight with The Dill Pickers.

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4 FAYE WHITTEMORE FARMS, PUMPKIN PATCH AND TRAIL RIDES Open the Month of October!

(All 4 weekends) beginning Saturday, Oct. 4 Saturday 10 a.m. – 5 p.m.

Sunday 1 p.m. – 5 p.m Forrester Road Jasper, Alabama 35504 Mobile: Ricky 205.522.4137 Email: rickywhittemore@yahoo.com www.fayewhittemorefarms.com Our Pumpkin Patch is the best fun family farm trip in Jasper! Activities include petting zoo, hay maze, moonwalk, inflatable slide, obstacle course, fishing, playground & face painting.

Trail Rides available.

5 PUMPKIN PATCH EXPRESS AT HEART OF DIXIE RAILROAD MUSEUM Saturdays (Oct) 10am, 1pm and 3pm Sundays (Oct) 1pm and 3pm 1919 Ninth St., Calera, AL 35040 www.hodrm.org 205-668-3435 Enjoy an autumn ride aboard the Pumpkin Patch Express. Hayride, jump station, and cornstalk maze. Pick your favorite pumpkin from the patch and enjoy good ol’ fashioned boiled peanuts for an additional charge.

LABOR DAY 2 Tuesday

A State of Teal 6pm, Regions Field banquet room. An event to raise awareness of gynecological cancers.

Food, mingling , and music by the Making a Difference Band.

Leaders in the areas of research, support and awareness will speak. Tickets $20. www.AStateOfTeal.org.

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Mothers of Preschoolers (MOPS) 9:30-11:30am, Pelham First Baptist Church. Mothers of Preschoolers or MOPS International exists to meet the needs of every mom of any age child.

Child care is provided; contact fbcpelhammops@gmail.com.

FREE. Miss Vulcan 1939 7-9pm, Vulcan Park and Museum.

This original theatrical production is presented in partnership with Red Mountain Theatre Company.

Celebrating a little-known part of Birmingham’s history, this light-hearted musical romp on the Vulcan grounds will transport audiences back to the only Miss Vulcan pageant. 205-933-1409, http://visitvulcan.com. Fee.

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Pepper Place Market 7am-12pm, Pepper Place. Pepper Place Market brings the best Alabama growers, food producers and artisans to Birmingham each week. Rain or Shine. www. pepperplacemarket.com. FREE. Harper’s Heart Run 8am, Crestline Village. The first annual Harper’s Heart Run to benefit congenital heart defect research. Thirty years ago, the

doctors probably would have told Harper’s parents to enjoy her as long as she lived. Thanks to the advancement in congenital heart defect research, the Harper baby has hope for a future. You can register for a virtual run. www.harpersheartrun.com.

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Remy’s Dog Park Grand Opening 9am, Red Mountain Park. The long awaited arrival of this dog park will feature three designated areas to accommodate large dogs, small dogs and special needs dogs with lots of open green space for running and shaded space for resting. www. redmountainpark.org. FREE. Hikes for Tykes with Fresh Air Family 10am, Birmingham Botanical Gardens. Preschool children will go on a shape hunt with Anwen!

We will go through the garden hunting for shapes and discussing why plants grow that way.

205-540-6642, www.freshairfamily.org. FREE. Miss Vulcan 1939 7-9pm, Vulcan Park and Museum. See Sept. 5.

HAPPY HEALTHY KIDS FAIR 2014 Join Birmingham Parent for the first Happy Healthy Kids Fair at Brookwood Village Sat., Sept. 27 from 10am-3pm. Admission is FREE. Lots of fun and great information, speakers, local entertainment and great giveaways.

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Slow Art Sunday 2-3pm, Birmingham Museum of Art. Slow food, slow living, slow art. Unlock the secrets of works in the Museum’s collection by cultivating the art of looking slowly. The docents ask and answer questions to help guide your art experience and foster conversation. Leave the Museum feeling inspired, not tired! www.artsbma.org. FREE.

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Alabama Family Rights Association 6pm Hoover Public Library.

Dealing with post-custody child

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Pepper Place Market 7am-12pm, Pepper Place. See Sept. 6.

Hikes for Tykes with Fresh Air Family 10am, Birmingham Botanical Gardens. A member of the gardens’ educational staff will take pre-school children and their families on a hands-on

educational adventure through the gardens. 205-540-6642, www.freshairfamily.org. FREE. Bart’s Art Cart 11am-1pm, Birmingham Museum of Art . Drop into this month’s art program for kids and families to grind your own shell to create a bead , just like some Native American cultures did, using shells and glass beads as money. FREE.

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Slow Art Sunday 2-3pm, Birmingham Museum of Art. See Sept. 7.

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Mothers Of Preschoolers (MOPS) 9:30-11:30am, Pelham First Baptist Church. See Sept. 5.

30th Annual Alabama Orchid Society Show and Sale 10am-6pm, Birmingham Botanical Gardens. www.bbgardens. org. FREE. Saint George Middle Eastern Food Festival 10:30am-9pm, Saint George Melkite Catholic Church. See Sept. 18.

Come celebrate Red Panda Day at the Birmingham Zoo Sat. Sept. 20. PHOTO COURTESY OF BIRMINGHAM ZOO.

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Neuroscience Café 6:30pm, Hoover Library. Topic: Multiple Sclerosis: How Does Your Immune System Talk to Your Brain, presented by Tara DeSilva,Ph.D. and Khurram Bashir, M.D. www.hooverlibrary. org. FREE.

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Saint George Middle Eastern Food Festival 10:30am-9pm, Saint George Melkite Catholic Church. Enjoy fantastic Middle Eastern food

and genuine hospitality. The parish community prepares kibbee, filafel sandwiches, meat and spinach pies, rolled grape leaves and much more. St. George’s “almost a mile long” sweets table boasts favorite homemade confections such as baklawa and Zalabieh, a flavorful fried doughnut. Last year over 8,500 people came to enjoy homemade foods, a live band, lively dance and informative church tours! www. saintgeorgeonline.com. Fee.

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Faculty and Friends Musical Recital 7:30pm, Alabama School of Fine Arts. Experience the talent of the award-winning music faculty supported by ASFA staff and alumni musicians in the Dorothy Jemison Day Theater. www.asfa. k12.al.us. Adults $10, Children $5.

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International Red Panda Day Birmingham Zoo. Participate in red panda games by becoming a “red panda ranger” and learn how these unique animals survive in the wild. While you’re here, explore the Zoo and spot other animals that share the red panda’s habitat. 205-879-0409, www.birminghamzoo.com. Fee. Pepper Place Market 7am-12pm, Pepper Place.

See Sept. 6.

Hikes for Tykes with Fresh Air Family 10am, Birmingham Botanical

Gardens. Go on a magical storytelling hike with Fresh Air Family’s Verna Gates. Are there fairies and dragons in the gardens? We will be on the lookout!

Fairy house building to follow.

205-540-6642, www.freshairfamily.org. FREE. Earthbox Container Gardening 10am, Birmingham Botanical Gardens. Come learn the magic of container gardening with an EarthBox®. This class includes an EarthBox and everything you need to create your own fall garden. You must pre-register for this class, no walk-ins. Class fee of $50 includes an EarthBox. www.bbgardens.org.

Alabama Orchid Society Annual Show and Sale 10am-6pm, Birmingham Botanical Gardens. See Sept. 19.

Saint George Middle Eastern Food Festival 10:30am-9pm, Saint George Melkite Catholic Church. See Sept. 18.

Bart’s Art Cart 11am-1pm, Birmingham Museum of Art. See Sept. 13.

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Rumpelstiltskin 3pm, Birmingham Children’s Theatre. When a young girl is commanded by the king to spin straw into gold, she doesn’t know what to do until a little man comes by and offers to spin the straw for very little in return. But what happens when his cost becomes too high? Adults

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Alabama Orchid Society Annual Show and Sale 11am-4pm, Birmingham Botanical Gardens. See Sept. 19.

Slow Art Sunday 2-3pm, Birmingham Museum of Art. See Sept. 7.

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AUTUMN BEGINS 27 Saturday

Happy Healthy Kids Fair 10am-3pm, Birmingham Parent’s First Happy Healthy Kids Fair, Brookwood Village, Homewood.

Come enjoy local entertainment, speakers and great giveaways while learning about healthcare,

recreational activities, afterschool activities, tutoring, education, and just plain fun for kids from vendors and sponsors.

FREE. 205-987-7700, www. birminghamparent.com. FREE Rumpelstiltskin 10am and 12pm, Birmingham Children’s Theatre. When a young girl is commanded by the king to spin straw into gold, she doesn’t know what to do until a little man comes by and offers to spin the straw for very little in return. But what happens when his cost becomes too high?

Adults $11, children, $9. 205458-8181, www.bct123.org.

Pepper Place Market 7am-12pm, Pepper Place.

See Sept. 6.

Head Over Teal 5K & Family Fun Day 8am-12pm, The Preserve. The Laura Crandall Brown Ovarian Cancer Foundation announces

the 5th Annual Head Over Teal 5k/1 Mile Fun Run and Family Day. Family-friendly 5k run at 8am, followed by a 1-mile fun walk, awards, children’s activities, food and live music.

205-218-5271, www.thinkoflaura. org/headoverteal. Fee. Hikes for Tykes with Fresh Air Family 10am, Birmingham Botanical Gardens. A member of the Birmingham Botanical Gardens educational staff will take preschool children and their families on a hands-on educational adventure through the gardens.

205-540-6642, www.freshairfamily.org. FREE.

Vulcan AfterTunes 2014 3-6pm, Vulcan Park and Museum. Enjoy cool tunes, fresh brews and sweet views on Sunday afternoons with your favorite cast iron statue. Chill out in Birmingham’s backyard and end your week with some of the area’s best music while witnessing spectacular views of Birmingham’s city skyline.

205-933-1409, http:// visitvulcan.com. Fee.

Bart’s Art Carts 11am-1pm, Birmingham Museum of Art. See Sept. 13.

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Slow Art Sunday 2-3pm, Birmingham Museum of Art. See Sept. 7.

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ALABAMA SCHOOL OF FINE ARTS John Heine Visual Arts Exhibition. Revel in the talent of John Heine’s colorful and quirky paintings exhibited in the Vulcan Materials Gallery at ASFA. Open to the public Sept. 4 - Oct. 3, 8:30am- 4pm.

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ALBERT L SCOTT ALABASTER PUBLIC LIBRARY Tunes & Tales: Wednesdays at 3:30pm in Library Meeting Room Toddler Tales: Fridays at 10:30am in the Library Meeting Room Lego League: Tuesdays 4-4:45pm 100 9th Street NW, Alabaster, AL, 35007. 205-664-6822, www.cityofalabaster.com/departments/library

BARBER MOTORSPORTS PARK 6040 Barber Motorsports Parkway, Leeds. 205-298-9040, www.barbermotorsports.com

BIRMINGHAM BOTANICAL GARDENS Download the treasure map to take with you! www.bbgardens.org/documents/treasuremapforweb.pdf 2612 Lane Park Road, Birmingham. 205-414-3900, www.bbgardens.org

BIRMINGHAM CHILDREN’S THEATRE Rumpelstiltskin. When a young

girl is commanded by the king to spin straw into gold, she doesn’t know what to do until a little man comes by and offers to spin the straw for very little in return. But what happens when his cost becomes too high? Sunday, Sep. 21, 3pm and Saturday, Sep. 27, 10am and 12pm, Tickets: general admission pricing, adult $11, child, $9.

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BIRMINGHAM CIVIL RIGHTS INSTITUTE Yesterday. BCRI presents an exhibition of pictorial quilts by internationally acclaimed folk artist Yvonne Wells, featuring 15 narrative quilts. Through September 28.

Brushstrokes Between Cuts.

BCRI presents the first major visual art exhibition by local barber and artist Carter “Pooley” Moorer, Jr. The exhibition features 31 paintings that Moorer created during his 60-plus years as a barber at Carter’s Barbershop, an Ensley landmark.

Hundreds of his artwork and painted furniture have found a resting place in homes all over America. Through October 12 in the Milestones gallery.

16th St. N., Birmingham. 205328-9696, www.bcri.org

BIRMINGHAM MUSEUM OF ART Lethal Beauty. The samurai are universally recognized warriors.

Tales of their heroics have fascinated people since the 12th century. The sword was the soul of the samurai, and they lavished great attention on their weapons and armor, creating stunning works of lethal beauty.

It’s your final month to see the renowned collection of samurai weapons and armor from the Clark Center for Japanese Art and Culture. Through Sept. 21.

2000 Rev. Abraham Woods Jr. Blvd., Birmingham. 205-2542565, www.artsbma.org

BIRMINGHAM ZOO In-park Special Attractions Giraffe Feeding & Keeper Chat, Saturday & Sunday 11am-12pm & 2-3pm, $3.

See Griffin, the first giraffe born

in a North American accredited Zoo in 2014!

Sea Lion Training, Daily 10am & 2pm Predator Zone, Saturday & Sunday 11:30am & 3:30pm 2630 Cahaba Road, Birmingham. 205-879-0409, www.birminghamzoo.com

HEART OF DIXIE RAILROAD MUSEUM Ride the train to the pumpkin patch every Sat. and Sun. in October.

1919 Ninth St., Calera.

205-668-3435, www.hodrrm.org

MCWANE SCIENCE CENTER McWane participates in the NEA’s Blue Star Museums, offering FREE admission to active duty military, including Army, Navy, Air Force, Coast Guard, Marines, National Guard and Reserve members, with up to five family members, through September, 2014. Does not include IMAX movies.

IMAX Movies: TO THE ARCTIC An extraordinary journey to the top of the world, the documentary adventure “To the Arctic” tells the ultimate tale of survival. Through April 30, 2015.

JERUSALEM Explore for the first time in IMAX this crossroads of civilization and faith. Through November 26.

ISLAND OF LEMURS: MADAGASCAR Academy Award® winner Morgan Freeman (Million Dollar Baby, Dolphin Tale) narrates the IMAX documentary Island of Lemurs: Madagascar, the incredible true story of nature’s greatest explorers—lemurs.

Through January 8, 2015.

ANIMATION featuring Cartoon Network. Explore how art, math, science and technology come together in the exciting world of Animation featuring Cartoon Network.

Experiment with animation from concept to finished product — from story boarding, character design and drawing techniques to movement, timing, filming and sound.

Through September 1, 2014. www.mcwane.org/calendar_ items/1290-animation.

200 19th St. N., Birmingham.

205-714-8300, www.mcwane.org.

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Downtown delivery is available for lunch orders on Thursday and Friday with a $75 minimum order.

Call 205-492-9621 for lunch delivery.

MOSS ROCK PRESERVE Preserve Parkway, Hoover.

205-739-7141, www.hooveral.org.

OAK MOUNTAIN STATE PARK 200 Terrace Drive, Pelham.

205-620-2520, www.alapark.com.

RUFFNER MOUNTAIN NATURE CENTER 1214 81st St. S., Birmingham.

205-833-8264, www.ruffnermountain.org.

SOUTHERN MUSEUM OF FLIGHT 4343 73rd St. N., Birmingham.

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TANNEHILL IRONWORKS HISTORICAL STATE PARK 12632 Confederate Parkway, McCalla. 205-477-5711, www.tannehill.org

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PRIVATE SCHOOLS ADVENT EPISCOPAL SCHOOL 2019 Sixth Ave. N. Birmingham, AL 35203 205-252-2535 info@adventepiscopalschool.org www.adventepiscopalschool.org Advent, located in downtown Birmingham, offers an advanced curriculum to bright 4K through 8th grade students who score among the highest on the SAT nationally.

JOSEPH BRUNO MONTESSORI ACADEMY 5509 Timber Hill Rd. Birmingham, AL 35242 205-995-8709 www.jbma.org For 30 years JBMA has equipped children with the essential skills and knowledge they need to thrive as a successful adult. Enrolling toddlers - 8th grade.

SPRING VALLEY SCHOOL P.O. Box 131431 Birmingham, AL 35226 205-423-8660 tyoung@springvalleyschool.org www.springvalleyschool.org Spring Valley School’s mission is educating students with learning differences, such as dyslexia and ADHD. We serve students from all areas of Jefferson and Shelby counties.

PRESCHOOLS & DAYCARE LA PETITE ACADEMY 2041 Brookwood Medical Center Dr. Birmingham, AL 35209 7365@lapetite.com www.lapetite.com 205-879-7615 Provides educational childcare for children 6 weeks-age 12. Passionate about providing children with the tools they need to be successful in all aspects of their lives.

DENTISTS, ORTHODONTISTS & ORAL SURGEONS ANGELICA ROHNER PEDIATRIC DENTISTRY 2045 Brookwood Medical Center Dr., Suite 21 Birmingham, AL 35209 205-870-0892 mfranklin@drrohner.com www.drrohner.com Dr. Rohner is a specialist of pediatric and adolescent dentistry. Our doctor and her professional staff strive to make each dental visit fun and exciting!

CAHABA HEIGHTS PEDIATRIC DENTISTRY Dr. Andrew Richardson 4213 Dolly Ridge Rd.

Vestavia Hills, AL 35243 205-490-6850 www.chpedo.com Preventative & restorative dental care for infants, children, and adolescents in a friendly, upbeat environment. Where kids come first and smiles are always the most important part of every day!

DR. CLARK HOLMES ORAL FACIAL SURGERY Inverness 1 Inverness Pkwy. Suite 204 Birmingham AL 35242 205-933-2710 Trussville 151 North Chalkville Rd. Trussville AL 35173 205-655-9002 Southside 1500 19th St. S. Birmingham AL 35205 205-933-2773 info@clarkholmes.com www.clarkholmes.com A leading oral surgeon practice that offers many procedures such as wisdom teeth removal, single tooth extractions, jaw surgery, dental implants and much more!

MCCALLA ORTHODONTICS & PEDIATRIC DENTISTRY 4814 Bell Hill Rd. Bessemer, AL 35022 205-477-8004 mccalla.orthodontics@yahoo.com www.mccallasmiles.com Dentistry for children, adolescents and patients with disabilities. Orthodontics for children and adults. We offer traditional metal brackets as well as the clear Invisalign option.

DR. MICHAEL ANGLIN PEDIATRIC DENTISTRY & DR. ERIN NELSON ,FAMILY DENTISTRY 3825 Lorna Road, Suite 206 Hoover, AL 35244 205-988-9800 Birmingham, AL 35242 205-991-6820 www.BirminghamKidsdentist.com Dr. Michael Anglin has provided quality pediatric dentistry to the Hoover and surrounding communities since 1993. With Dr. Nelson, they offer excellent care for children, adolescents & adults.

OXMOOR VALLEY ORTHODONTICS, PC Deborah A. Sema, D.M.D., M.S. Three Locations: 415 West Oxmoor Rd. Birmingham, AL 35209 5751 Pocahontas Rd. Bessemer, AL 35022 3045 Independence Dr. Homewood, AL 35209 205-942-2270

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www.ovortho.com Dr. Deborah Sema specializes in orthodontics for children and adults. She offers Damon self-ligating braces, clear braces, Invisalign and Invisalign Teen.

PEDIATRIC & ADOLESCENT DENTISTRY Dr. Clark Thomas & Dr. Lauten Johnson Hoover Location 1015 Brocks Gap Pkwy.

Hoover, AL 35244 205-982-0112 www.hoover.info@alpediatricdentistry.com Birmingham Location 3918 Montclair Rd. Suite 206 Birmingham, AL 35213 205-879-6150 www.alpediatricdentistry.com Your child’s path to optimum dental health starts here with our kidfriendly staff. Options for in-office sedation or general anesthesia at Children’s Hospital.

PEDIATRIC SMILES, LLC 5751 Pocahontas Rd., Suite B Bessemer, AL 35022 205-230-9000 tabgat@psmilesal.com www.psmilesal.com Dr. Tabitha Gatrey provides dental care for children of all ages, including those with special needs. Now accepting new patients. Most insurance accepted.

SARVER ORTHODONTICS 1705 Vestavia Pkwy.

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HEALTH CARE, SPECIALISTS & WELLNESS ALABAMA ALLERGY & ASTHMA CENTER 504 Brookwood Blvd.

Birmingham, AL 35209 205-871-9661 205-870-1621 fax hcombs@alabamaallergy.com www.alabamaallergy.com Our board-certified allergy and asthma physicians specialize in treating both pediatric & adult patients. AAAC offers five convenient locations to choose from: Homewood, Hoover, Chelsea, Alabaster & Cullman.

BROOKWOOD PRIMARY CARE 2010 Brookwood Medical Center Dr. Birmingham, AL 35209 205-877-1000 www.brookwoodprimarycare.com Brookwood Primary Care is an extension of our physician family with many convenient locations – backed by the resources of Brookwood Medical Center. Let our Family care for yours.

CHILDREN’S OF ALABAMA 1600 Seventh Ave. S. Birmingham, AL 35233 205-638-9100 www.childrensal.org Children’s of Alabama has provided specialized medical care for ill and injured children since 1911, offering inpatient, outpatient, and primary care services throughout Alabama.

CHILD’SPLAY THERAPY CENTERFOCAL POINT 3057 Lorna Rd., Suite 220 Birmingham , AL 35216 205-978-9939 205-968-4157 fax info@childsplaytherapycenter.com www.childsplaytherapycenter.com Focal Point is a program developed to specifically target improved processing and attention skills for children with ADD or ADHD utilizing cutting edge technologies.

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FOCUS MD BIRMINGHAM 3300 Cahaba Rd., Suite 202 Birmingham, AL 35223 205-769-0649 www.focus-md.com Dedicated to the diagnosis and treatment of ADHD in children, adolescents and adults.

MED CENTER HOOVER Urgent Care-Family Medicine 1575 Montgomery Hwy. Hoover, AL 35216 205-822-1150 www.medcenterurgentcare.com Serving patients in Hoover and surrounding area, our physicians are board-certified in emergency medicine & family medicine, offer-

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ST. VINCENT’S ONE NINETEEN 7191 Cahaba Valley Road Birmingham, AL 35242 205-408-6585 www.onenineteen.com At St. Vincent’s One Nineteen, our goal is to help you achieve total wellness. Services include diagnostic imaging, physical therapy, massage therapy, and programs for weight loss & personal fitness.

WOMEN’S HEALTH SPECIALISTS OF BIRMINGHAM OB/GYN Services at St. Vincent’s 806 St. Vincent’s Drive, Suite 450 Birmingham, AL 35205 205-536-7676 info@whsbham.com www.whsbham.com Our doctors share a deep commitment to the well-being of our patients. Together, they offer more than 20 years of experience in women’s healthcare, gynecological surgery, obstetrical and postpartum services.

the-century depot and experience a ride through the scenic forests of Shelby County. Museum is a living monument to railroad history.

DANCE & PERFORMANCE ARTS ASFA BALLET PREPARATORY ACADEMY 1800 Reverend Abraham Woods Jr Blvd.

Birmingham, AL 35203 205-252-9241 jkilgore@asfa.k12.al.us www.asfa.k12.al.us Disciplines instruction in classical ballet. Commitment to excellence in training & etiquette. Prepares students to audition for ASFA Dance Department. American Ballet Theatre curriculum.

CHILDREN’S DANCE FOUNDATION 1715 27th Court S. Homewood, AL 35209 205-870-0073 www.childrensdancefoundation.org This class is a great first activity for your little one and their favorite grown up! Class includes piano accompaniment and a wide variety of props.

MUSEUMS & ATTRACTIONS BIRMINGHAM MUSEUM OF ART 2000 Rev. Abraham Woods Jr. Blvd.

Birmingham, AL 35203 205.254.2565 www.artsbma.org Bart’s ArtVenture combines high tech art-making tools with hands-on creation stations to let kids and families develop their art education in a creative, communal environment.

MUSIC BIRMINGHAM GIRLS’ CHOIR 2050 Longmeadow Lane Hoover, AL 35216 205-365-5123 Birminghamgirlschoir.walston@ gmail.com www.birminghamgirlschoir.org BGC is open to girls in grades 1-12 for audition contact us at birminghamgirlschoir.walston@gmail.com.

HEART OF DIXIE RAILROAD MUSEUM 1919 Ninth St. Calera, AL 35040 205-668-3435 www.hodrrm.org RIDE THE TRAIN! Board at a turn-of-

CAMPS CAMP SUMATANGA 3616 Sumatanga Road Gallant, AL 35972 (256) 538-9860 info@sumatanga.org www.sumatanga.org

Nestled in the foothills of Chandler Mountain, we offer hiking, canoeing, rappelling, ropes course, Alpine Adventure Tower, horses, field sports, swimming & more.

Open year round for retreats and conferences.

CHILDREN’S APPAREL APPLAUSE DANCEWEAR 1629 Oxmoor Rd. Birmingham, AL 35209 205-871-STEP www.appausedancewear.net Largest selection of dancewear in the Southeast. Clothing, shoes and accessories for all types of dance to fit toddler to plus size, teams and individuals.

TUTORS MATHNASIUM The Math Learning Center 410 Inverness Corners Birmingham, Alabama 35242 205-437-3322 invernesscorners@mathnasium.com www.mathnasium.com/invernesscorners Our goal is to significantly increase your child’s math skills and overall school performance, while building confidence and a positive attitude towards math.

SPECIAL NEEDS AUTISM SOCIETY OF ALABAMA 4217 Dolly Ridge Rd. Birmingham, AL 35243 205-967-8244 www.autism-alabama.org The Autism Society of Alabama is a statewide advocacy organization with the mission to improve services for persons with Autism Spectrum Disorder through education and advocacy.

CHILD’SPLAY THERAPY CENTER 3057 Lorna Road, Suite 220 Birmingham, AL 35216 205-978-9939

kerri@childsplaytherapycenter.com www.childsplaytherapy.com Occupational, physical speech, and music therapy, along with academic tutoring. Beautiful facility designed just for kids. Our experienced, loving staff will exceed your expectations!

FAMILY VOICES OF ALABAMA 1050 Government St. Mobile, AL 36604 877-771-3862 susan.colburn@rehab.alabama.gov www.familyvoicesal.org Family Voices off AL is the state affiliate of Family Voices, a national network of families, friends and professional partners who care about children with special needs.

LAKESHORE FOUNDATION 4000 Ridgeway Dr. Homewood, AL 35209 205-313-7400 www.lakeshore.org Adaptive recreation, aquatics, sports & fitness programs for youth and adults with physical disability. UAB/Lakeshore Research Collaborative links Lakeshore’s extraordinary programs with UAB’s research expertise.

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SPIRITHORSE THERAPEUTIC RIDING CENTER 1962 Suncrest Dr., Prattville, AL 36067 334-531-7019 www.spirithorsetrc.com A therapeutic riding center to assist individuals with special needs in reaching their full potential through interaction with horses.

MOBILITY CENTRAL 400 Olde Towne Rd, Vestavia Hills, AL 35216 205-916-0670 www.mobilitycentralinc.com Mobility Central employs a team of highly trained and caring medical equipment professionals dedicated to the wellbeing of our patients.

THE SEARS FIRM, P.C. Shane T. Sears Attorney at Law 5809 Feldspar Way; Suite 200 Birmingham, AL 35244 (205) 886-0991 ssears@me.com www.searsandsearslaw.com Experienced in special education law, criminal de-

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THRIVE BEHAVIORAL SERVICES Chelsia Massey M.S. BCBA Owner- Board Certified Behavior Analyst 205-222-0965 thrivebehavioralservices@gmail.com www.thrivebehavioralservices.com Behavioral Services for children diagnosed with Autism &/or other Developmental Disabilities.

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HAPPY FAMILY 40 Fulton St. FL 17 New York, NY 10038 205-910-0848 laurie@happyfamilybrands.com www.happyfamilybrands.com Happy Family provides organic foods for babies, toddlers, kids and even adults! It’s delicious, convenient and made with a mother’s touch for all ages.

FINANCIAL AMERICA’S FIRST FEDERAL CREDIT UNION 1200 4th Ave. N., Birmingham, AL 35203 205-320-4150 www.amfirst.org America’s First is a full-service financial institution with more than $1 billion in assets and 18 branch locations. AF is committed to supporting the community.

FOODS & SUPPLEMENTS THE FUNKY MUFFIN 4647-B Hwy. 280 Birmingham, AL 35242 204-408-9825 carol@thefunkymuffinbakery.com www.thefunkymuffinbakery.com

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SOCIAL SERVICES SAFY -Specialialized Alternatives For Families and Youth 3600 7th Court S., Suite 100 Birmingham, AL 35222 205-945-7483 800-490-9710 Fax: 205-945-7083 www.safy.org A leading national nonprofit organization providing a full continuum of services for children and youth in the child welfare and juvenile justice systems.

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GET INFORMED Before the first day of school, learn where and when the bus will arrive to pick up your child. Know which bus number your child is assigned to since there are multiple buses and routes running each morning and afternoon.

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GET PREPARED Write the bus information down and put it in your child’s backpack so they have something to reference in case they forget. It can also be helpful to include your address and a phone number.

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GET ACCLIMATED Check if your school district offers an orientation day where students and parents have the opportunity to meet the bus driver and even check out the bus. Take advantage of it. If your district doesn’t offer this event, visit the bus stop and let your child know where she should stand while waiting. With your child in the car, drive the route to and from school, pointing out things along the way so she’ll know when her stop is getting close.

for a Safe & Stress-Free Ride to School With the start of a new school year, parents are preparing their children for new teachers and new classrooms, but it is important not to forget to think about how they will get there. Nationwide, about 24 million students ride the bus each day to and from school.

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and bus. Read these and share with your child. Many rules remain the same across districts such as staying seated while the bus is moving, facing forward, talking quietly, and keeping hands (and all other body parts) inside the windows, but others vary from district to district. Make sure your child knows all of the rules ahead of time including whether she is permitted to eat, chew gum, use electronics or a cell phone. Knowing the rules upfront can minimize the possibility of uncomfortable situations later.

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GET HELP While it is typically a safe place, be aware that the school bus can be a prime place for bullying. Tell your child she should not feel afraid or intimidated on the bus and to go to the driver and you if she feels bullied.

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GET SAFE In addition to the rules of riding the bus, help ensure your child’s safety by making sure they know the general safety rules of the bus. Teach them the importance of following the guidelines of entering and exiting the bus. Rules to follow include:

• Being aware of traffic.

• Always crossing in front of the bus.

• Walking several feet (in front of crossing arm) away from the bus so the driver can see you. Never retrieving something dropped near the bus without first alerting the driver.

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GET RESPECT Tell your child that riding the school bus is a privilege, not a right. It is important for them to be respectful of other riders and the driver.

Bus riders and their parents aren’t the only ones who need to be considerate of bus rules. Back-to-school time means the morning commute is filled with more children and buses.

Staying focused and taking a few extra precautions can keep students safe and greatly minimize the odds of an accident.

Be on the lookout for children walking or bicycling to school, especially when backing out of a driveway or leaving a garage.

When driving through a school zone, be mindful of children in the area.

Obey reduced speeds and watch for children walking or riding bicycles in the street, especially if there aren’t any sidewalks.

Slow down. Watch for children playing near bus stops.

Learn and obey the school bus laws.

Steve Roessler has more than 20 years of progressive management and executive experience in transportation. In 2014, Roessler became senior vice president of operational excellence for First Student, an Ohio-based transportation company.

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college knowledge

College Admissions: Then and Now

By Mandee Heller Adler

PARENTS, YOU ARE IN FOR A SURPRISE if you think college admissions is anything like you experienced it. The whole process has changed. Colleges are more selective and students are more competitive. Unsurprisingly, the Internet has led to big changes in the approach.

To fi ll you in, these are the issues we fi nd ourselves addressing most with the students we work with at International College Counselors.

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LONGER TIME TO A DEGREE. The four-year college degree has largely faded. Now students commonly attend college for five, six, or even seven years. Some reasons: more onerous requirements, weak advising, students working while at college, and students taking more semesters off .

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SOCIAL MEDIA CONSIDERATIONS. College admissions have been greatly affected by social media. Most schools use some form of social media as a means of recruiting applicants and communicating with them. Students can also use social media to showcase their talents with blogs, video and more. On the fl ip side, schools are known to look at an applicant’s online presence as they make their admissions decision.

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INDEPENDENT COLLEGE ADVISORS. Many families hire independent college advisors. Families realize that to eliminate family stress, and to navigate the confusing process, an advisor is essential.

Students have been using private college advisors to help choose colleges, review essays and applications, give advice on interviews, refi ne extracurricular activities and more.

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MORE APPLICATIONS. Students are applying to more schools. While we recommend that students apply to six to eight well-chosen schools, many decide to apply to 12 or more. The Common Application also allows students to apply to more schools much easily.

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OBSESSION ABOUT MAJORS. Many schools encourage students to declare majors right when they come in. Many parents discourage students from considering majors in which there isn’t a clear path to a high-paying (or, at least, some kind of) job. And many students think it’s a point of special pride to do a double major. Not to mention picking up a minor or two on the side.

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SAT/ACT (AND OTHER STANDARDIZED TESTS) SERIOUSNESS. SAT / ACT review classes and private tutoring sessions are much better attended than in decades before.

Many new test prep strategies and products exist to help students increase their scores.

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COMMUNITY COLLEGE EXPLOSION. Community colleges are flourishing. They are attracting students who are interested in getting associate degrees or some college experience before transferring to four-year colleges. But in a new twist, some students at four-year colleges now are picking up courses at community colleges from time to time–when they want to be closer to home, need less expensive credits, want to take classes with a professor rather than a TA, or can’t get into classes they need at their own school.

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NEW ONLINE OPPORTUNITIES. Distance-learning institutions, such as the University of Phoenix and Kaplan University are no longer the only colleges that offer students a chance to get a degree online. A diverse range of schools including the University of Alabama, Oregon State, Florida State University and Penn State all offer undergraduate online degrees.

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INFORMATION FLOODING. Students can learn about schools in hundreds of ways from websites and student reviews to virtual college fairs and numerous rankings from different sources that all give weight to different criteria. Students can also discover many schools they may never have known about back in the days of the 10-lb. college guidebook, the primary (and in some cases only) college search resource of the “old days.”

Mandee Heller Adler is the founder and CEO of International College Counselors, one of the world’s largest college admission counseling companies, and author of From Public School to the Ivy League: How to get into a top school without top dollar resources.

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death by children

DOMO ARROGATO, TAKE OUT THE TRASHO WE’RE SENDING MY SON TO JAPAN. We’re not doing this because he deserves it. He doesn’t.

We’re not doing this for his cultural edification (he’s just going to buy ‘Engrish’ T-shirts and play video games the entire time, we know that). We’re not sending him because it’s cheap ‘cause, trust me, I could buy a modestly appointed vintage sports car with the swag we’re blowing on this.

We’re sending him because up until the moment his raggedy jeans plop down into the business class seat of that jet, we can, and will, dangle this priceless excursion in front of him like a 40-foot-tall, diamond-encrusted, solid-gold carrot. We’re doing it because he’ll do anything to remain Japan-worthy in our eyes.

And when I say “anything,” I mean he’ll take out the trash after dark. In the snow. Twice.

“Hey Roon, take down the Christmas lights.”

“Aw, dad, I’m in the middle of an orc campaign!”

“Do you want to go to Japan?”

“You want them boxed by size or color?”

“Roon, go get those eight cases of Diet Coke out of the trunk.”

“Dad, it’s 3 in the morning and our lawn is crawling with rabid weasels!”

“Japan.”

“Gimme the keys.”

“Roon, climb up on the roof and wipe the snow off the satellite dish.”

“But Dad-” “Konichiwa.”

I don’t even ask anymore.

I merely drop the subtlest of hints.

Christopher “Bull” Garlington is a syndicated humor writer and a Birmingham native. His first book, by the same name as his column, is available at Amazon.com.

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By Bull Garlington

“Who invented Nintendo?”

“What’s Godzilla’s favorite food?”

“Mr. Sulu is actually Korean.”

And it works! Th is is a kid so lazy, moss makes fun of him. He once took so long walking to school, when he got there he was in the next grade. But now I just serve him Ramen noodles and he’s on his feet dusting the credenza. He even comes to me with ideas – like an eager little subcontractor. It’s awesome. My house has never been so clean. My dishwasher has never been so loaded. The dog poop has never been so thoroughly picked up.

The truth is I don’t want him to go. I just want to stay here in my muumuu and teach him how to tend bar and do my expenses. I’m thinking about failing to make that fi nal payment to the

agency. Imagine what I might accomplish! I could get that new addition built. I could xeriscape the front yard.

I could get the laundry done.

But I can’t. I genuinely want him to have the time of his life, I do. Heck, I’m jealous.

But I can’t help wondering what I’m going to hold over his head when he’s back from Japan, sprawled in his gamer throne, jacked up on caffeine and screaming into his headset. I might as well put a down payment on a trip to Ireland. Then, the moment he steps foot off that plane, I’ll be all, “top o’ the mornin’ to you,” and feeding him brisket. He’ll be all, “Dad, that’s awesome!” And I’ll smile, tip my green felt top hat with my shillelagh and tell him to get started on the roof.

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